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Assassination of a High School President
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You want to know the truth |
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You've got to break it down |
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Unfortunately, at St Donovan's, |
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the periodic table is more crooked |
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Just give me the chance |
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Case in point, Spanish homework |
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"Dame un batido de esperma" |
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It means, "give me a sperm milkshake" |
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And 22 kids gave that as an answer |
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I'm not sure about the milkshake, |
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but somebody is sure feeding us |
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Every clique on campus is copying |
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Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks, |
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you name it |
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It's big all right |
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And I'm on it like pink rubber bands |
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The name's Bobby Funke |
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Wait, wait a second. Who? |
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Bobby Funke. l write for the paper. |
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No, you don't. l'm Tad Goltz, |
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and l write for the paper. |
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Wait, aren't you the freshman |
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Sophomore. |
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Bobby, you can't expect us |
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when there's nothing written |
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Look, Clara, l'm the best writer you've got. |
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You've never finished an article. |
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Well, then, do you want to go |
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No. |
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Clara Diaz, editor in chief |
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All I wanted was a taste |
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Friedrich Nietzsche said, |
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"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" |
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But 10 buck says |
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l can't talk right now, Clara. |
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Look, l feel really bad about what happened. |
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l know you're going |
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and l have an assignment for you. |
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Take you to homecoming? |
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- You know what Tad's short for, right? |
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No. Vagina. |
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Look it up. |
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l want you to write a story |
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- Really? |
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Just get it on paper this time, okay? |
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Okay. |
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Finally, my big break |
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to get into the Northwestern |
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Instead of delivering papers this summer, |
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Give me a piece of loose leaf. |
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Come on, give me a piece of loose leaf. |
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Give me a pen. |
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What happened to the last pen l gave you? |
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Give me a pen, Funke. Give me a pen. |
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Just take it. |
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Everybody paid attention when |
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She was the national merit scholar, |
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the varsity soccer captain, |
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I'd interview her for the story, |
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What? |
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l'm fine. How are you? |
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The president was a busy man, |
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and he was about to give me |
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Could you please state your name, |
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Paul Moore, l'm a senior. |
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l'm not going to give you my Soc. |
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Aren't you the freshman |
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Sophomore. |
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As president, how would you say |
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the recent drop in ACT and SAT scores? |
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Well, what would you have me do about it? |
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Seriously, you've seen me on the boards. |
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And that's a Paul Moore promise. |
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To Paul Moore. |
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After 30 minutes in the shower, |
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Paul was all length and no depth |
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He didn't give you a whole lot? |
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Look at the guy. People love him. |
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He's like fucking JFK, he's smart, |
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he's a tenacious athlete. |
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l'm sorry, Tad. l didn't realize |
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Sad. |
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Ongatumamwe with the rebound! |
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Come on! Call that! |
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That's a timeout, Friars |
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Come on, bring it in, bring it in. Let's go. |
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What's going on out there, guys? |
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You guys look like a dump |
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- What's the matter, Pauley? |
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You got to feel it, son. |
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You understand, son? |
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Pauley! Ball game! |
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No one understands why you got |
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l'm sure there's a lot |
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Yeah? Well, l understand art when l see it. |
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- On a road trip? |
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Marlon Piazza, |
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Doing a piece on Paul Moore. |
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Piss off, dork. |
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Those gentle giants were the pillars |
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Marlon Piazza, vice-president |
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Matt Mullen, head hall monitor |
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Marty Mullen, class secretary |
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Oh, God! Oh, God, no! |
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- l think l heard a pop! |
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- Can we give Mr. Moore some room, please? |
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You all right, Paul? |
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- Should we get him up? |
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Pack it up. Pack it up! |
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The basketball game |
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Like Nixon's men at Watergate, |
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What kind of effing a-hole would do |
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l don't know, sir. Should l call the police? |
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No. Bring me the list. |
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Whenever trouble came to St Donovan's, |
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the principal rounded up |
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But that dark morning, |
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Bobby Funke! |
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Actually, it's pronounced "Funke." |
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Principal's office, now. |
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- Always feel nice in here. |
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Who is this guy? What's his name? |
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Bobby Funke. |
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- Frankie. |
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Looks like a little gentleman. |
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- He does. Look at him. |
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Funke. |
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Don't look at me. |
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What happened to your face, man? |
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Look at it. lt's like you have |
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Got a culo |
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Did you ever get a man on your back? |
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Breathing hard. Riding you, like a horse. |
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No? |
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l assume you all know why you're here. |
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Let me guess. |
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You finally want to start that boy-band |
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Landis, do l come down to the strip club |
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and knock the dick out of your mouth? |
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Against the wall. You're late. |
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Actually, l'm not entirely certain |
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Really? lt's fascinating. |
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This is why you're here! This! |
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That's sick. |
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You've got a gum problem |
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that's rapidly turning into |
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That's why you're here! |
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l don't like gum. |
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l don't like your snooping around. |
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You are all filth. |
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Your parents have obviously spoiled you |
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a little too much. |
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Now, one of you little vermin |
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broke into this office |
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Of this l am certain. |
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l beg you, l beseech you, |
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Because l will have the pleasure |
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much the same way that l tracked down |
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two klicks east of the Tigris, |
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Mr. Cipriato? |
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Do you know what the Arabic word |
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- No. |
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"Don't shoot!" |
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May want to remember that. |
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Dismissed! |
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Hey, Francesca. |
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Hey, Funke. |
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So, what are you doing in the men's room? |
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Well, l thought l might find a man in here. |
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l'm just screwing with you. |
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l just need your help. |
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With what? |
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Whoever stole the SATs. |
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l aced that thing, l know it. |
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Do you know what "mastication" means? |
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- No. |
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lt was perfect. l need you to find those tests. |
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Why me? |
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l don't know, |
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This stuff's right up your alley. |
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So do you have any idea |
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We took the SATs? |
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l didn't. l didn't. |
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Did you take them? |
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No, l didn't take them. |
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That's what all the commotion was about. |
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Okay, where were you last night? |
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That's where l was last night. |
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Hey, Funke. Funke, want a gumball? |
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lt's good. lt's soft. lt's sweet. |
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l'm not falling for the gumball trick, Cipriato, |
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so you can put your ballbag |
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What's it like sucking on |
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What's it like stealing the SATs? |
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l asked you first. |
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- Where were you that night? |
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l'm writing your biography. |
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Fine, let me copy off you |
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Fine. |
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l was at the Park Arms with my nana, |
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l got 30 fucking geriatrics |
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l'm touched, Cipriato. |
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Not a word, Funke. |
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After tailing Landis, I discovered |
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She opened up, once I promised |
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l don't know who took them, Nancy Drew, |
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l was out in the parking lot last night |
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bounce around in Kirkpatrick's office. |
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What were you doing in the parking lot? |
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l was probably getting fingered |
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Okay. Thanks, Landis. |
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Long time no see, Rocky. |
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Weekends and holidays, man. |
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- Thanks. |
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No. You? |
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l wish. Those tests are the tool |
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Back to your cage, butt-boy. |
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Last night? No, man. |
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spent the night in holding. |
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l was fucked up. |
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That's some alibi. |
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Fuck it, fuck it. Hold this. |
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None of these bad apples |
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Their alibis were like Dutch ovens |
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Maybe I was looking at it all wrong |
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What scares you, Funke? |
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You know what scares me? lnjustice. |
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You know why? Because it's everywhere. |
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You think l don't see Cipriato |
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He's a dead man. l'll deal with him. |
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But the thing about fighting injustice |
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And my battle right now is to find out |
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Now, l don't know your involvement |
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but l'm watching you. |
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l got both eyes open and they're on you. |
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- You read me? |
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You bleed, Funke. We all bleed. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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Tad, am l going to get my story |
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Get off my fucking back, Clara! |
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Nobody gives two shits about girls' bowling. |
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l give two shits, okay? |
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How many more shits |
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And Bobby? |
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Yeah? |
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Where's my story on Paul Moore? |
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Paul was a good kid |
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Maybe my puff piece was no pastry |
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lt's on its way. |
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So how long... |
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So how did Paul's knee look that night? |
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Okay. Why? |
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Well, because, Nurse Platt, Paul injured it. |
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l thought he had diarrhea. |
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But he was limping, |
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Yeah. |
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Okay. |
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So were you... Were you here with him |
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Yeah. |
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Well, except l got hungry, and Paul |
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His treat. |
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So, l went across the street and got a gyro |
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Have you ever been there? lt's so good. |
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Do you mean to tell me |
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l mean, so good. |
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How long did you leave Paul |
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Hey, D. |
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When l go get Greek food, |
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About 20 minutes. You know, more or less. |
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Hey, what's up, Frankie? |
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Look, just get me the sandwich. |
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Yeah, l want a foot-long |
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That's right. Yeah. l got one and l want one. |
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Yeah, see that's a double-entendre. |
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Yeah. That's right. |
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l got to go. l got to go. |
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All right, so where were we? |
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Paul Moore's college prospects. |
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You know, grades have never been |
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But, you know, if he wants to go lvy, |
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Believe me, |
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That's PMW. That is the Paul Moore way. |
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P-Moore! P-Moore! |
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The coach gave me Paul's motive |
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My gut said I had my guy |
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But on the way home, I realized I needed |
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I also needed to get my license |
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Lately me and the DMV |
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And when parking along a curb |
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we turn our wheels to the... Nope. |
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And when there's a yellow light, |
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Nope. |
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And when we come to an object |
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Nope. |
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I was looking for corroboration on my story |
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Woodward and Bernstein |
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I needed mine |
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She sounded hesitant on the phone, |
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Hey, Chrissy? |
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l'm a friend of your brother Paul. |
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No. No, you're not. |
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How do you know? |
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Okay. |
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Well, has Paul ever taken you |
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You're a high-schooler |
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Why don't you have a car? |
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That's irrelevant, Chrissy. |
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l want a unicorn. |
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Neat. |
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You know, when l was your age, |
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Giraffes suck. Get me a unicorn, |
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and l'll tell you so many secrets about Paul. |
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Here's the thing, Chrissy, |
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A stuffed-animal unicorn, doofus! |
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Chrissy Moore was one unicorn well spent |
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After she filled in the blanks, |
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But I still had no solid proof |
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Were my hunches enough |
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Fuck it Woodward and Bernstein |
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Hey, l won't tell you again, Ongatumamwe! |
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This is P-Moore's shampoo! |
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l've got enough clout around here |
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You fellows here for the cockfight? |
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This story's going to start, like, |
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Thanks, man. l like your dreads. |
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Thanks. |
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l didn't do anything. l didn't do anything. |
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This is crazy. l didn't do anything. |
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Hey, l'm the president. |
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l'm Paul Moore. |
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l didn't do any... l didn't do anything. |
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lt's all right. l didn't do anything. |
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- Open it up. |
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Open it up. |
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l don't... l don't know where those... |
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l don't know what those are. |
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l don't... |
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l don't know how those got... |
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Let's go. |
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Come on, Paul. Don't fight it. |
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This is crazy. l'm a patsy! l'm a patsy! |
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"But in the end Paul Moore kept his promise. |
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"He did whatever it took to get the job done. |
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"Even the unthinkable. |
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The name's Bobby Funke. |
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l write for the paper. |
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So l just want everyone to know |
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to the Northwestern people |
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l wanted to thank you for finding the SATs. |
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And for showing me |
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See, the thing is, l seem to have lost |
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and l wanted to know if you'd go with me. |
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You want to go to homecoming with me? |
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Well, not like "go" go. |
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- l mean, not like for real. |
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lt's just everyone already has a date. |
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- Right. |
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and maybe that wrestler |
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So yeah... |
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The only person l can go with is you. |
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l still don't see why you wanna go with me. |
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Yeah, why not? l mean, |
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Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter. |
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You already have a date? |
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What? No. l just... |
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Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00. |
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And no wrist corsages. |
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l don't mind a little prick |
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St. Donovan's, good morning. |
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As you know, there's been |
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and your new president, |
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- Marlon Paizza, is gonna say a few words... |
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- What? |
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-What's that? Italian? |
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Marlon Piazza is going to say |
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You're on the air. No effing around, huh? |
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Thank you, sir. Fellow students, |
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this has been a difficult time for all of us. |
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But do not lose faith in this institution, |
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because from great tragedy |
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Let me be the first to say |
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lt's open. |
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Hey, Marlon. |
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So is it true that she got |
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Yeah, her freshman year. |
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Hey, Funke. You're good. |
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lt's a nice place you got here. |
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Have a good look while you can. |
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l guess that l should congratulate you |
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lsn't it funny how someone can be |
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and then head of the school the next? |
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Yeah. lt's like how someone |
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and then go to homecoming with |
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She's, like, your half-sister, right? |
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Step-sister. |
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Hey, Funke. |
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Hey, Francesca. |
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Wow, you look awesome. |
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Thanks. |
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You look pretty good yourself. |
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Like your shoes. |
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She doesn't have to go |
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ls your car out front? |
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Well, it's such a nice night, |
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Sorry about that. l just can't seem |
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Yeah. l know what you mean. |
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You still want that dance? |
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Quantum physics is bullshit! |
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Yeah. You don't know |
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because, you know, stuff goes in |
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but nothing comes out. |
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Just like Laura Hoffner's box. |
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You think l'm a bitch, don't you? |
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l mean, you can be honest. |
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l'm just curious. Do you think l'm a bitch? |
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- Kind of. |
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Well, l mean, no. |
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l don't know. Now, l think that maybe |
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Nobody's misunderstood. |
| 00:30:29 |
That's just what people say |
| 00:30:35 |
lf you think l'm a bitch, |
| 00:30:41 |
But then l guess you're going to have |
| 00:30:42 |
with the fact |
| 00:30:47 |
Well, how do you feel |
| 00:30:50 |
l'll let you know when l see one. |
| 00:31:06 |
Great. You know, l better go get Marlon |
| 00:31:13 |
Thanks for the dance, Funke. |
| 00:31:39 |
Dude, l think that chick just winked at me. |
| 00:31:44 |
She's not bad. |
| 00:31:46 |
Yeah, for a pirate. |
| 00:31:48 |
l'm going to go spit in the punch. |
| 00:31:53 |
Hey, you light on your feet, Funke. |
| 00:31:58 |
- Thanks. |
| 00:31:59 |
you having a problem out there. |
| 00:32:01 |
- l do? What? |
| 00:32:04 |
Yeah, that close to a girl like her, |
| 00:32:08 |
l didn't realize it was so obvious. |
| 00:32:10 |
What you're gonna wanna do, |
| 00:32:13 |
into the side of your boxer shorts, |
| 00:32:17 |
That way you can contain it. |
| 00:32:19 |
lt's like getting a stiff rod |
| 00:32:22 |
A shit boner. |
| 00:32:23 |
Yeah. Then you got to jam it into the bowl |
| 00:32:26 |
But you don't want to dunk it. |
| 00:32:30 |
But you also don't want to |
| 00:32:33 |
lt's a no-win situation. |
| 00:32:39 |
At ease, gentlemen. Erections or otherwise. |
| 00:32:43 |
l remember similar conversations |
| 00:32:47 |
when we were tracking the towel-heads |
| 00:32:52 |
Pitch-black little spider holes |
| 00:32:56 |
Like the Charlotte, the web. |
| 00:33:00 |
Do you understand what he's saying? |
| 00:33:04 |
Fear, Mr. Delacruz. |
| 00:33:09 |
Fear is the middle name of war, |
| 00:33:12 |
l learned that in the Storm. |
| 00:33:14 |
What is the Storm, sir? |
| 00:33:18 |
Two hundred and thirteen days in country. |
| 00:33:23 |
The sound of mortar fire day and night |
| 00:33:28 |
The occasional dog exploding. |
| 00:33:32 |
But l used to lead men. |
| 00:33:34 |
Men that reminded me of you, Mr. Funke. |
| 00:33:38 |
On your feet, son. |
| 00:33:44 |
l want to thank you for your help |
| 00:33:47 |
Yeah, don't worry about it. |
| 00:33:50 |
- l'm sorry for being such a jerk-off. |
| 00:33:54 |
lf l ever catch you chewing that in class, |
| 00:33:59 |
- You read me? |
| 00:34:02 |
Good. Go out there and have a good time. |
| 00:34:21 |
How's it feel? |
| 00:34:23 |
Like l just got punched in the mouth. |
| 00:34:25 |
My life is over now, dick! |
| 00:34:29 |
Then where were you |
| 00:34:32 |
Who the hell do you think you are? |
| 00:34:36 |
You really think l'd chance |
| 00:34:40 |
l'd already gotten into Cornell. |
| 00:34:42 |
Well, then why did you take |
| 00:34:45 |
l just wanted to see if l could do better. |
| 00:34:48 |
Man, you wouldn't know the truth |
| 00:35:00 |
Hello, Cornell Goodbye, motive |
| 00:35:04 |
I still thought Paul was an asshole, |
| 00:35:05 |
but maybe he wasn't the kind of asshole |
| 00:35:09 |
That sting wasn't my mouth |
| 00:35:17 |
Well done, Bobby. |
| 00:35:24 |
Wait, one more thing. |
| 00:35:25 |
Some grad student by the name of |
| 00:35:28 |
to fact-check the article. |
| 00:35:29 |
lt's just a formality. |
| 00:35:31 |
You're on your way. |
| 00:35:37 |
Sure I was on my way To the gallows |
| 00:35:40 |
If I didn't set the story straight |
| 00:35:42 |
before the fact-checker |
| 00:35:44 |
Northwestern would go south |
| 00:35:46 |
And then I'd be blacklisted |
| 00:35:48 |
and college journalism program |
| 00:35:54 |
In-school suspension |
| 00:35:55 |
Cruel and unusual punishment |
| 00:36:00 |
Rocky was on permanent lockdown |
| 00:36:02 |
for doing a custom paint job |
| 00:36:19 |
l'm going to need five minutes with Moore. |
| 00:36:23 |
You got three. |
| 00:36:34 |
Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom? |
| 00:36:37 |
Maybe l got to thinking. |
| 00:36:39 |
Maybe you should have done that sooner. |
| 00:36:48 |
Where were you that night? |
| 00:36:50 |
You think it's that easy? |
| 00:36:51 |
You think l can just tell you where l was |
| 00:36:55 |
l mean, take a look around you, Funke! |
| 00:36:57 |
l'm screwed now no matter what l say. |
| 00:36:59 |
So then just tell me the truth. |
| 00:37:07 |
lf you didn't do it, l'm all you got. |
| 00:37:11 |
And you only got me |
| 00:37:15 |
Come on. |
| 00:37:21 |
Last year l did some things |
| 00:37:23 |
l'm not exactly proud of. |
| 00:37:26 |
Like what? |
| 00:37:28 |
Shaving points. Twice last season. |
| 00:37:31 |
lt was two times too many. |
| 00:37:37 |
What for? |
| 00:37:39 |
lt doesn't matter. |
| 00:37:41 |
When l was approached this year, |
| 00:37:44 |
We had a shot at State. |
| 00:37:46 |
l wasn't going to mess that up |
| 00:37:48 |
So this person who approached you, |
| 00:37:54 |
l don't know. Maybe. |
| 00:38:04 |
Give me his name. What's his name, Moore? |
| 00:38:08 |
Look, if you don't get cooperative, |
| 00:38:11 |
You've got to give me his name, now! |
| 00:38:13 |
You got to start thinking with your head! |
| 00:38:15 |
You know the amount of power |
| 00:38:17 |
Everybody wants a piece of me! |
| 00:38:19 |
All right, time's up, Funke. |
| 00:38:20 |
You're getting the animals all riled up. |
| 00:38:24 |
What's his name, Moore? |
| 00:38:27 |
Look, l said time's up. |
| 00:38:29 |
- Give me his name. |
| 00:38:31 |
- What's his name? |
| 00:38:33 |
Where do l find him? Moore! |
| 00:38:43 |
Bobby Funke, |
| 00:38:49 |
- Hello? |
| 00:38:51 |
Hey, yeah. |
| 00:38:53 |
No, it's not This is Ben Striedel, |
| 00:38:57 |
I'm fact-checking your story here, chief |
| 00:38:59 |
It's not bad Not exactly good, either |
| 00:39:01 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:39:02 |
So we're going to need |
| 00:39:04 |
Transcriptions of your interviews |
| 00:39:05 |
A bibliography, MLA style match |
| 00:39:08 |
Your notes Pretty much anything |
| 00:39:10 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. |
| 00:39:12 |
l'm just going to need some time |
| 00:39:15 |
So can l get your number or something? |
| 00:39:17 |
No |
| 00:39:19 |
Wait! What? Hello? |
| 00:39:30 |
I had to find Freddy Bismark |
| 00:39:32 |
And there was one place |
| 00:39:34 |
even the most elusive characters |
| 00:39:36 |
lt's freaky, isn't it? |
| 00:39:38 |
And apparently, they just got results |
| 00:39:42 |
Some of our best and brightest bombed it. |
| 00:39:45 |
Really? |
| 00:39:47 |
You see Shamus Finnle over there? |
| 00:39:50 |
- His teeth are chattering. |
| 00:39:54 |
Really? l didn't know |
| 00:39:57 |
For a reporter, you're really out of the loop. |
| 00:40:00 |
Half the school is taking Prylert right now, |
| 00:40:02 |
or Axitol or Ripenol, maybe Faldox. |
| 00:40:05 |
All just nice words for speed. |
| 00:40:08 |
lf a kid needs a study aid, |
| 00:40:10 |
Shamus Finnle. |
| 00:40:12 |
Supply and demand, son. |
| 00:40:16 |
I found Freddy Bismark |
| 00:40:17 |
where all high-school graduates |
| 00:40:22 |
They say a picture is worth 1,000 words, |
| 00:40:25 |
but his senior quote |
| 00:40:28 |
"Dolla dolla bills, y'all!" |
| 00:40:30 |
You're not supposed to be looking at that. |
| 00:40:32 |
lt's called study hall |
| 00:40:36 |
What are you, a cop? |
| 00:41:26 |
l'm looking for the business. |
| 00:41:37 |
And no, no, you cannot pay me back |
| 00:41:41 |
l need cash. This is a business l'm running. |
| 00:41:43 |
l know it's your bar mitzvah money, |
| 00:41:46 |
You lost the bet. |
| 00:41:50 |
Yes. |
| 00:41:51 |
l will take... Yes, l'll a check! |
| 00:41:53 |
But if it bounces, l'm coming after you. |
| 00:41:56 |
This is real stuff. You owe me 20 bucks! |
| 00:42:03 |
l'm sorry, we're closed for the semester. |
| 00:42:06 |
l'm here about Paul Moore. |
| 00:42:09 |
Suck it! |
| 00:42:11 |
Let me explain something to you. |
| 00:42:12 |
l don't know thing one about Paul Moore. |
| 00:42:15 |
His name means nothing to me. |
| 00:42:18 |
l have kids on over half the teams |
| 00:42:21 |
And those pill poppers |
| 00:42:25 |
And if l had to go out |
| 00:42:27 |
that didn't want to brick a lay-up for me, |
| 00:42:29 |
l wouldn't have time |
| 00:42:32 |
And as you can see, |
| 00:42:36 |
l mean, look around. |
| 00:42:40 |
That's the first chapel ever. |
| 00:42:43 |
So what was the money for? |
| 00:42:44 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:42:46 |
l don't know. He was having girl problems! |
| 00:42:49 |
What's that supposed to mean? |
| 00:42:50 |
He was having problems with girls. All right? |
| 00:42:53 |
Come on, for a fellow Friar. |
| 00:42:55 |
No! Not for a fellow Friar. |
| 00:42:58 |
Okay. lt was some chick from McKinley. |
| 00:43:01 |
Now, l'll see you, little man. |
| 00:43:04 |
Don't hurt yourselves. |
| 00:43:10 |
If Freddy Bismark didn't frame Paul, |
| 00:43:16 |
There's the old wise guy. |
| 00:43:18 |
Elliot. |
| 00:43:19 |
Those pubes come in yet? |
| 00:43:21 |
You still eating your mom's dirty tampons? |
| 00:43:23 |
Only when I'm hungry |
| 00:43:24 |
So as l was saying on the phone, |
| 00:43:26 |
l managed to implicate |
| 00:43:29 |
and in the process steal his girlfriend. |
| 00:43:32 |
- So what's the problem? |
| 00:43:35 |
l'm not so sure the guy did it anymore. |
| 00:43:38 |
Have you ever seen this guy around? |
| 00:43:41 |
Yeah, that's Valerie's boyfriend. |
| 00:43:45 |
The plot thickens, Elliot. |
| 00:43:47 |
l get it, peach fuzz. |
| 00:43:49 |
You think maybe l got tired |
| 00:43:53 |
Thought l'd teach him a lesson? |
| 00:43:56 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:43:57 |
Paul and l had something real, okay? |
| 00:44:02 |
So what was the money for, then? |
| 00:44:06 |
That's got nothing to do with anything. |
| 00:44:07 |
Look, Valerie, |
| 00:44:11 |
if Paul's innocent, |
| 00:44:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:23 |
Ready for the after-school special |
| 00:44:26 |
l owed money to some unpleasant people. |
| 00:44:30 |
They were ready to collect on me |
| 00:44:33 |
Paul wouldn't stand for it. |
| 00:44:38 |
Paul has two off nights. |
| 00:44:40 |
My debt goes away. |
| 00:44:42 |
Paul threw two games for you. |
| 00:44:46 |
He would've thrown the entire season |
| 00:44:52 |
Valerie was another dead end |
| 00:44:54 |
If Paul was keeping her a secret, |
| 00:44:56 |
I wondered |
| 00:45:17 |
I know that some of you kids know |
| 00:45:23 |
And you know why? I fought for you kids, |
| 00:45:25 |
and I fought for this country |
| 00:45:27 |
For St Donovan's! |
| 00:45:30 |
It's no joke! |
| 00:45:33 |
Sometimes, I don't know, |
| 00:45:35 |
but I wrote this song last night |
| 00:45:38 |
If you want, you can sing it, |
| 00:45:41 |
Come on, kids, sing it with me! |
| 00:45:49 |
What's going on? |
| 00:45:51 |
Kirkpatrick's on some school-spirit rampage. |
| 00:45:54 |
He canceled a. m. classes |
| 00:45:58 |
Merci, Kirkpatrick. |
| 00:46:08 |
You can sing if you want |
| 00:46:31 |
Moore. |
| 00:46:44 |
And on that note, St Donovan's |
| 00:46:48 |
Marlon Piazza |
| 00:47:04 |
For far too long |
| 00:47:07 |
Today let us stand together |
| 00:47:14 |
Let us create a better tomorrow |
| 00:47:18 |
As I stand here today |
| 00:47:32 |
I see Friars! |
| 00:47:45 |
Marlon, can you hear me? |
| 00:47:47 |
lt's a paintball, you pussy! |
| 00:47:56 |
This way! This way, children! |
| 00:48:00 |
l'm hit! l'm hit! |
| 00:48:13 |
Moore! |
| 00:48:38 |
l'm going to go to the vending machine |
| 00:48:41 |
Do you want anything from downstairs? |
| 00:48:44 |
How about a bandage? |
| 00:48:50 |
Forget it. |
| 00:49:07 |
Nurse Platt's phone. |
| 00:49:08 |
Just got word your boy shot some kids |
| 00:49:10 |
How does that sit with the facts |
| 00:49:13 |
Striedel, how the hell did you... |
| 00:49:16 |
I have not Yes, yes |
| 00:49:18 |
I have not received your notes |
| 00:49:20 |
Well, yeah, l know l've been |
| 00:49:24 |
you know, locate everything. |
| 00:49:26 |
Backtracking, huh? |
| 00:49:28 |
said he was doing some backtracking |
| 00:49:29 |
Turned out he fabricated the whole story |
| 00:49:32 |
They kicked him out, of course |
| 00:49:35 |
Last I heard he was working |
| 00:49:37 |
for carpal tunnel syndrome |
| 00:49:39 |
Your story's thin, kid |
| 00:49:40 |
Do you really think |
| 00:49:43 |
I want your notes, stat |
| 00:49:52 |
Hey. |
| 00:49:55 |
There's something that l need to tell you. |
| 00:49:58 |
Not before l get to say thank you. |
| 00:50:02 |
For what? |
| 00:50:03 |
For saving my life out there. |
| 00:50:07 |
lt was just a paintball gun. |
| 00:50:10 |
Yeah, but you didn't know that, did you? |
| 00:50:12 |
Look, Francesca, as an ethical journalist |
| 00:50:15 |
and a man who's dedicated to the truth, |
| 00:50:19 |
l think you should know |
| 00:50:29 |
He's not my boyfriend. |
| 00:50:33 |
Now what did you want to tell me? |
| 00:50:48 |
That was nice shooting out there, Mr. Moore. |
| 00:50:51 |
Another three inches to the left |
| 00:50:55 |
You got this all wrong. |
| 00:51:01 |
Anything else? |
| 00:51:03 |
Yeah. This place sucks! |
| 00:51:07 |
You'll be sucking soon enough, Mr. Moore. |
| 00:51:17 |
They locked Paul away at some |
| 00:51:21 |
My story put him there |
| 00:51:30 |
l'll tell you whatever you want to know. |
| 00:51:56 |
Meds, three times a day. |
| 00:52:01 |
PMW. |
| 00:52:06 |
Paul Moore way. |
| 00:52:08 |
Paul, l need your help. |
| 00:52:11 |
l know someone framed you |
| 00:52:17 |
but l just don't know who. |
| 00:52:21 |
Who set you up? Come on, Paul. |
| 00:52:26 |
Are you here to take me home? |
| 00:52:32 |
After three hours, |
| 00:52:35 |
was a sinking feeling in my stomach |
| 00:52:38 |
All right, Mitch, we're looking for weapons, |
| 00:52:42 |
Knives, guns. But it's not always obvious. |
| 00:52:47 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:52:49 |
Raise your arms, please. With the women, |
| 00:52:53 |
The backs of the hands, Mitch. |
| 00:52:55 |
Last rule. Most important rule. |
| 00:52:58 |
You're gonna wanna fuck them. |
| 00:52:59 |
Do not fuck the students, |
| 00:53:04 |
The scene of the crime |
| 00:53:06 |
Give a lunatic a paintball gun |
| 00:53:10 |
But Paul was more precise |
| 00:53:12 |
Every shot counted But for what? |
| 00:53:15 |
Francesca? That's easy She broke his heart |
| 00:53:18 |
Me? I broke the story |
| 00:53:20 |
Kirkpatrick? Mercy killing |
| 00:53:22 |
But what about Alex Schneider, |
| 00:53:25 |
What about Marlon and the Mullens? |
| 00:53:27 |
They were his friends |
| 00:53:30 |
If Paul's painting meant something, |
| 00:53:34 |
Yo, check it out, |
| 00:53:37 |
Dude, you don't even |
| 00:53:40 |
Probably the same thing |
| 00:53:44 |
Dude, that's Mom. Our mom. |
| 00:53:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:50 |
Yo, yo, check it out. l got this move |
| 00:53:54 |
lt's when l'm railing a girl, |
| 00:53:56 |
and then l reach down |
| 00:53:58 |
and l call up her dad so he can listen |
| 00:54:01 |
- Yeah, Daddy. Yes... |
| 00:54:08 |
Are you lost, freshman? |
| 00:54:11 |
Why did he shoot you, Marlon? |
| 00:54:12 |
He shot you, too, didn't he? |
| 00:54:14 |
Yeah. Well, he shot you first. |
| 00:54:15 |
Hey, you want detention |
| 00:54:19 |
Hey, Funke, why don't you... |
| 00:54:22 |
l'm gonna have a little party. |
| 00:54:23 |
No, dude. Come on. |
| 00:54:24 |
lt's okay. l mean, he just wants |
| 00:54:27 |
For the school paper. |
| 00:54:30 |
l mean, l don't want to get on his bad side. |
| 00:54:31 |
We all saw what happened to Moore. |
| 00:55:11 |
Funke, you made it. |
| 00:55:16 |
So this is a party. |
| 00:55:18 |
Yeah, well, you knew enough |
| 00:55:20 |
Well, no, actually l had a flat tire, so... |
| 00:55:23 |
Twenty bucks says that toothpaste |
| 00:55:26 |
l'll fucking smoke it myself. |
| 00:55:28 |
Smoke what you got, man. |
| 00:55:30 |
You want a beer? |
| 00:55:31 |
Well, actually l have to get up early |
| 00:55:38 |
lt's good. |
| 00:55:40 |
lt's like a good brew, it's really... |
| 00:55:42 |
l'm so going to corrupt you. |
| 00:55:58 |
- Shit! No! |
| 00:56:00 |
Hey, Marlon, you and Paul Moore |
| 00:56:02 |
have been on the student council together |
| 00:56:05 |
ln all that time did he ever seem... |
| 00:56:06 |
- Funke. |
| 00:56:08 |
lt's a party. |
| 00:56:11 |
Yeah, Funke, |
| 00:56:18 |
Tastes minty. |
| 00:56:22 |
Tastes like a veal cutlet. |
| 00:56:24 |
No, it's like... lt's like a baby lamb chop |
| 00:56:29 |
Tastes like a joint, you fags! |
| 00:56:32 |
Beer pong. Just focus on the cup. |
| 00:56:34 |
Come on, Funke, |
| 00:56:54 |
Nice shot! |
| 00:56:59 |
Goal! |
| 00:57:12 |
Hold this. |
| 00:58:09 |
All right, let's play this game. |
| 00:58:11 |
l've got winners. |
| 00:58:19 |
- Yo, what do you want us to do with him? |
| 00:58:20 |
Tie him up. |
| 00:58:21 |
l can take another one of those two bitches, |
| 00:58:26 |
Where's the toothpaste? |
| 00:58:31 |
Hey, it's baby Funke. |
| 00:58:33 |
Take it. Take it like a man. |
| 00:58:36 |
The little prick told me he was going |
| 00:58:40 |
l feel bad for him. |
| 00:58:44 |
A single pussy hair |
| 00:58:53 |
- Hey. What are you guys doing here? |
| 00:58:55 |
The real question is, |
| 00:58:58 |
l'm just... l'm doing research |
| 00:59:00 |
Yeah. You're writing a story |
| 00:59:06 |
No, seriously. |
| 00:59:07 |
Listen to me. |
| 00:59:11 |
l hope you... before, that way you can last. |
| 00:59:15 |
Yeah. You don't want to be a premie. |
| 00:59:17 |
A premie? |
| 00:59:18 |
Word gets around. |
| 00:59:20 |
lt's true. She's used to Paul Moore. |
| 00:59:24 |
How do you know? |
| 00:59:26 |
- l just know. |
| 00:59:29 |
After you come, |
| 00:59:36 |
l don't know why, but you will. |
| 00:59:40 |
- Well, l got to get back. |
| 00:59:42 |
- Right? |
| 00:59:44 |
Dig deep, hermano |
| 00:59:45 |
Yeah, balls deep. |
| 00:59:49 |
See you guys on Monday. |
| 00:59:52 |
Keep it going. Come on. Give me something. |
| 00:59:55 |
Yeah! |
| 00:59:58 |
Work with me! |
| 00:59:59 |
Hey, stranger. So l wanted to talk to you |
| 01:00:03 |
l was thinking like maybe an editorial piece |
| 01:00:08 |
- Clara. |
| 01:00:10 |
lt's a party. |
| 01:00:23 |
lsn't this Marlon's room? |
| 01:00:26 |
Yeah, well, somebody |
| 01:00:30 |
Well, then won't he mind that we're in here? |
| 01:00:33 |
He doesn't care. |
| 01:00:40 |
Cool planes. |
| 01:00:51 |
What are you doing with me? |
| 01:00:54 |
What kind of a question is that? |
| 01:00:57 |
A good one. |
| 01:00:59 |
Hey, l like you. |
| 01:01:03 |
l like the way you look at me. |
| 01:01:09 |
Like you don't have to impress anyone. |
| 01:01:15 |
Like if tomorrow |
| 01:01:19 |
you'd still look at me the way you do. |
| 01:01:26 |
You get me, Funke. |
| 01:01:29 |
l tried on, like, 1 1 shirts |
| 01:01:34 |
Yeah? Well, you know, l don't like it. |
| 01:01:38 |
l think you need to take it off. |
| 01:01:49 |
When do your parents come home? |
| 01:01:53 |
My dad's out of town until Tuesday. |
| 01:01:56 |
What about your mom? |
| 01:01:58 |
My mom's dead, Funke. |
| 01:02:01 |
Sorry. |
| 01:02:08 |
l want you. |
| 01:02:14 |
You get me. |
| 01:02:39 |
Hey, Ashwood, you're pissing yourself. |
| 01:03:00 |
Fuck. |
| 01:03:05 |
Funke. Hey, Funke, untie me. |
| 01:03:09 |
- Cipriato. |
| 01:03:14 |
You're doing considerably better |
| 01:03:18 |
Thank you. |
| 01:03:24 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:03:27 |
Sorry, l just thought that |
| 01:03:32 |
- Safety first. |
| 01:03:37 |
l know. |
| 01:03:43 |
The Mullens' van Grass, gas or ass |
| 01:03:49 |
What were the good brothers |
| 01:03:56 |
You know, l think l'm just going |
| 01:03:58 |
l was just going to have you |
| 01:04:01 |
Yeah, l know but this |
| 01:04:04 |
l'm really feeling it today. |
| 01:04:09 |
- The aesthetic? |
| 01:04:20 |
Well, l must say, Mr. Funke, |
| 01:04:24 |
Yeah, that was pretty good, wasn't it? |
| 01:04:30 |
Two pharmacies in five minutes |
| 01:04:45 |
Well, l never thought l'd see the day, |
| 01:04:46 |
but l'd say you're about to |
| 01:04:50 |
- Really? |
| 01:04:59 |
It was my license or the scoop |
| 01:05:03 |
Woodward and Bernstein. |
| 01:05:06 |
All you have to do is get me back |
| 01:05:09 |
Hey! Hey! Hey! |
| 01:05:11 |
Put your foot on that brake. Come on! |
| 01:05:15 |
Put your foot on the brake! |
| 01:05:23 |
Four pharmacies |
| 01:05:27 |
Alex Schneider and the Mullens |
| 01:05:29 |
So l guess l'll see you next month. |
| 01:05:32 |
- Get the fuck out. |
| 01:05:37 |
My driver's test |
| 01:05:40 |
Fortunately, I knew just the people |
| 01:05:43 |
This is going to cost you, you know? |
| 01:05:45 |
What's going on, Landis? |
| 01:05:47 |
You're not supposed to do that |
| 01:05:53 |
Can't you see the fire, lamb chop? |
| 01:05:57 |
lt's in my heart. |
| 01:06:00 |
And it's burning for you. |
| 01:06:05 |
Where'd you get all those keys? |
| 01:06:07 |
- l'm sleeping with the janitor. |
| 01:06:13 |
Later, Funke. |
| 01:06:29 |
I didn't know what I was looking for exactly |
| 01:06:32 |
But so far, |
| 01:06:37 |
The student council |
| 01:07:20 |
See, man, cut it, cut it. Look... |
| 01:07:22 |
- What's up? |
| 01:07:25 |
because l'm not feeling it |
| 01:07:28 |
And make sure it's cold. |
| 01:07:32 |
Yo, yo, yo. Get me some antacid, too, |
| 01:07:34 |
l got mad indigestion, bro. |
| 01:07:38 |
- Let's do this shit. |
| 01:07:58 |
You guys sound really good in there. |
| 01:08:00 |
Jesus, Funke! |
| 01:08:03 |
Just a little light reading. |
| 01:08:06 |
Student council treasury ledger. |
| 01:08:09 |
Money disappears and then reappears. |
| 01:08:14 |
l don't know |
| 01:08:16 |
Sure you do, Marty. |
| 01:08:17 |
But maybe it's time for you to come clean. |
| 01:08:21 |
Become your own man. |
| 01:08:22 |
You know what, Funke? You're right. |
| 01:08:35 |
Try not to get blood on the carpet. |
| 01:09:00 |
Francesca, hey, pick up. |
| 01:09:04 |
Did he ever mention anything about |
| 01:09:06 |
Schneider or the Mullens |
| 01:09:09 |
Anyway, l'll try you again later. |
| 01:09:11 |
Okay. l love you. |
| 01:09:16 |
Oh, Gertrude |
| 01:09:18 |
My anaconda is sore and it needs a massage |
| 01:09:23 |
I love you |
| 01:09:36 |
Hey, what's going on? |
| 01:09:39 |
Didn't you hear? |
| 01:09:42 |
No. |
| 01:09:46 |
Here, here, breathe that in, Funke. |
| 01:09:51 |
The big news was that everyone |
| 01:09:55 |
The stolen tests had been nullified |
| 01:09:59 |
But I had my own suspicions to follow |
| 01:10:01 |
I needed to stay on their tail |
| 01:10:03 |
I needed evidence I needed photos |
| 01:10:06 |
Hey, stinky. |
| 01:10:08 |
l think you need to come home with me. |
| 01:10:14 |
You know, l'm concerned about the lack |
| 01:10:18 |
Yeah? You want to be my daddy? |
| 01:10:36 |
ls that a good look? |
| 01:10:38 |
You're like a cool dinosaur. |
| 01:10:56 |
l can't see anything right now. |
| 01:10:58 |
l'm totally blind. |
| 01:11:02 |
Paul, the Northwestern program |
| 01:11:06 |
Suddenly none of it seemed to matter |
| 01:11:08 |
The hole in my side, the one |
| 01:11:14 |
Guess that meant I was happy |
| 01:11:29 |
You shouldn't have done that. |
| 01:11:32 |
"Funke, frosh, |
| 01:11:34 |
"for a bid at Fran's hand" |
| 01:11:35 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 01:11:37 |
One thing was clear, |
| 01:11:43 |
- What the hell is this! |
| 01:11:46 |
There's no way that story checks out! |
| 01:11:47 |
Schneider has been cooking the books! |
| 01:11:50 |
What does that have to do with Paul Moore? |
| 01:11:52 |
Nothing, but maybe Moore had nothing to do |
| 01:11:54 |
- in the first place. |
| 01:11:56 |
l really believed in you. |
| 01:11:58 |
And l thought that you were |
| 01:12:00 |
that didn't need to be popular. |
| 01:12:05 |
l'm recommending that Tad |
| 01:12:10 |
What? |
| 01:12:12 |
l'm late for AP English. |
| 01:12:27 |
Smooth move, Doctor Love. |
| 01:12:31 |
You actually think |
| 01:12:33 |
the SATs just so l could go out |
| 01:12:35 |
l would. |
| 01:12:38 |
Francesca and l are in love, Cipriato. |
| 01:12:40 |
Maybe that's something |
| 01:12:45 |
Asshole! |
| 01:12:47 |
Francesca. Francesca, it's not true. |
| 01:12:49 |
Goltz is full of shit! |
| 01:12:50 |
Did Paul steal them or not? |
| 01:12:53 |
Well, l don't think so, but that's not... |
| 01:12:55 |
l trusted you, Funke. |
| 01:12:56 |
This is bigger than me and you. Okay? |
| 01:12:58 |
This is bigger than Paul Moore. This is... |
| 01:13:02 |
Francesca. |
| 01:13:04 |
Francesca, look, |
| 01:13:13 |
Can l just get the hall pass? |
| 01:13:16 |
The hall pass. |
| 01:13:21 |
l got to talk to some people. |
| 01:13:30 |
Could l just get the hall pass, please? |
| 01:13:31 |
No, sit down. |
| 01:13:34 |
- Please, l need... |
| 01:13:54 |
l don't have it. |
| 01:13:58 |
Porque no 'Cause l'm the only one |
| 01:14:00 |
who didn't copy it off Steve! |
| 01:14:09 |
Yeah, well, no me gusta any of this bullshit! |
| 01:14:26 |
Thank God you got me out of there. |
| 01:14:28 |
You wouldn't believe some of the stuff |
| 01:14:31 |
l don't even know where to start. |
| 01:14:33 |
Point shaving, theft, embezzling. |
| 01:14:35 |
A pharmaceutical drug ring. |
| 01:14:37 |
- ls that gum in your mouth? |
| 01:14:39 |
- Half the school... |
| 01:14:44 |
That's... That's irrelevant. |
| 01:14:46 |
l think there's something |
| 01:14:48 |
You seem to be a little foggy |
| 01:14:51 |
From what l understand, you've made |
| 01:14:55 |
You seem to think |
| 01:14:57 |
and that l am some kind of clown. |
| 01:15:00 |
l'm not an effing clown. |
| 01:15:02 |
And l'm not here to bring joy |
| 01:15:05 |
and love and light and laughter |
| 01:15:10 |
Now l'm going to ask you one more time. |
| 01:15:14 |
And this time l expect an answer. |
| 01:15:17 |
ls |
| 01:15:20 |
that |
| 01:15:22 |
gum |
| 01:15:24 |
in your mouth? |
| 01:15:30 |
ls this gum in my mouth? |
| 01:15:34 |
ls this gum in my mouth? |
| 01:15:39 |
lt's gum. lt's gum! lt's gum! lt's gum! |
| 01:15:43 |
l chew it all the time, 24l7. |
| 01:15:47 |
in my pocket right now! |
| 01:15:49 |
My locker, filled to the brim with gum! |
| 01:15:54 |
Now l am trying to talk to you |
| 01:15:56 |
about matters |
| 01:15:58 |
and you're talking to me about gum? |
| 01:16:26 |
Bathroom breaks, you get one. |
| 01:16:28 |
Bring your work in first thing in the morning, |
| 01:16:30 |
which means you can get it done |
| 01:16:32 |
Which is nice because |
| 01:16:34 |
to pretty much do whatever. |
| 01:16:36 |
You get 15 minutes in the yard, |
| 01:16:40 |
Mind and body, Funke, mind and body. |
| 01:16:50 |
What should l do about Francesca? |
| 01:16:52 |
Get some good porn and pray that she calls. |
| 01:17:17 |
- Hello? |
| 01:17:20 |
You have got to be kidding me. |
| 01:17:21 |
I've got two stories on my desk |
| 01:17:23 |
and one contradicts |
| 01:17:25 |
Did you really think that you could |
| 01:17:28 |
Did you? |
| 01:17:30 |
I have a 175 IQ |
| 01:17:34 |
You don't understand, Striedel. |
| 01:17:36 |
The school treasurer is moving |
| 01:17:39 |
That's rich Now you're going to |
| 01:17:43 |
Is the class secretary next? |
| 01:17:44 |
What's the money got to do |
| 01:17:46 |
Nothing. |
| 01:17:48 |
Let me give you a freebie, kid |
| 01:17:50 |
Money's got something |
| 01:17:51 |
That's Investigative Journalism 101 |
| 01:17:54 |
Follow the money, dipshit |
| 01:18:12 |
l'm gonna call a time out. |
| 01:18:15 |
Time out? |
| 01:18:17 |
That was good. |
| 01:18:21 |
l-3. |
| 01:18:23 |
lt's a hit! Fuck! |
| 01:18:24 |
l told you putting it in there was a bad idea. |
| 01:18:26 |
Really, Stinky Landy? |
| 01:18:29 |
That's nice. ls it new? |
| 01:18:32 |
No, it's my mom's. |
| 01:18:34 |
Well, connect the dots. |
| 01:18:35 |
l told you not to line up the ships like that. |
| 01:18:37 |
lt's like Pearl Harbor. |
| 01:18:41 |
Could you guys please |
| 01:18:45 |
Sorry, l'm just trying to think. |
| 01:18:47 |
You can't let Goltz get |
| 01:18:49 |
That guy is an enormous vagina. |
| 01:19:04 |
Connect the dots |
| 01:19:06 |
Connect them, come here |
| 01:19:14 |
What are you looking at, Funke? |
| 01:19:17 |
Funke, where you go? |
| 01:19:18 |
These four walls. |
| 01:19:22 |
That's it. You can't run. |
| 01:19:31 |
Hey, hall monitor! |
| 01:20:11 |
Francesca? |
| 01:20:21 |
Francesca? |
| 01:20:25 |
Francesca? |
| 01:20:56 |
Mathematically, it's a percentage of your life |
| 01:20:58 |
Four years, 48 months, 1, 461 days |
| 01:21:03 |
High school is prom, football games, |
| 01:21:06 |
party at the rich kid's house |
| 01:21:10 |
But it's really anything but |
| 01:21:13 |
High school might be |
| 01:21:15 |
And there's nothing simple about it |
| 01:21:19 |
High school is ugly, hard and complicated |
| 01:21:21 |
As complicated as a conspiracy |
| 01:21:26 |
A conspiracy about to be uncovered |
| 01:21:58 |
Alex Schneider and the Mullen brothers |
| 01:22:00 |
had been selling prescription drugs |
| 01:22:04 |
The Mullens' dad was an orthopedist |
| 01:22:08 |
When he split with one of them, |
| 01:22:11 |
and a box of prescription pads |
| 01:22:14 |
The brothers made due |
| 01:22:19 |
But the Mullens weren't competent enough |
| 01:22:22 |
Yo, shit biscuit! |
| 01:22:23 |
These bottles aren't going to fill themselves. |
| 01:22:27 |
Initially, the market for |
| 01:22:30 |
wasn't as ripe as they'd hoped |
| 01:22:32 |
So like good businessmen, |
| 01:22:37 |
They sabotaged tests throughout the school, |
| 01:22:39 |
targeting the students |
| 01:22:43 |
If you erase enough bubbles, |
| 01:22:47 |
Supply and demand, son. |
| 01:22:49 |
Business boomed |
| 01:22:51 |
So much so that they started |
| 01:22:55 |
to use as venture capital |
| 01:22:57 |
P Moore wasn't exactly Alan Greenspan, |
| 01:23:01 |
but it didn't take |
| 01:23:03 |
that hundreds of dollars |
| 01:23:07 |
Paul told Marlon what he'd discovered, |
| 01:23:09 |
said he was going to put the kibosh |
| 01:23:12 |
Marlon couldn't have that |
| 01:23:14 |
Things were too good He had big plans |
| 01:23:22 |
He needed Paul out of the picture |
| 01:23:45 |
What's going on, guys? |
| 01:23:46 |
Funke... |
| 01:23:49 |
You just don't know when to quit, do you? |
| 01:23:52 |
Guess not. Gum? |
| 01:23:58 |
Changing the answers on the SATs |
| 01:24:02 |
lt's clever, Marlon. |
| 01:24:08 |
Should make for a great story. |
| 01:24:10 |
Bad move, Funke. |
| 01:24:21 |
Okay, here's the real story. |
| 01:24:23 |
Bobby Funke made a few bad decisions, |
| 01:24:25 |
lost his girlfriend, |
| 01:24:28 |
Just another tormented freshman. |
| 01:24:29 |
l'm a sophomore, dick! |
| 01:24:33 |
Throw his ass out. |
| 01:24:36 |
- You won't do it. |
| 01:24:38 |
These sorts of things happen all the time. |
| 01:24:40 |
There's a lot of pressure |
| 01:24:43 |
Throw him out! |
| 01:24:47 |
Fine, l'll do it myself. |
| 01:24:49 |
Hey! Let him go! |
| 01:24:54 |
Put him down! Delicately. |
| 01:24:56 |
How the hell did they know you were here? |
| 01:24:57 |
l might have made an announcement. |
| 01:25:16 |
Funke. |
| 01:25:20 |
Bob Woodward once said |
| 01:25:23 |
is never reveal the story |
| 01:25:27 |
But Woodward wasn't in love |
| 01:25:30 |
Before I cleared my name with the school, |
| 01:25:36 |
I had to tell her I'd figured it all out |
| 01:25:45 |
Turns out, I hadn't |
| 01:26:00 |
You played me, Francesca |
| 01:26:04 |
You played Paul |
| 01:26:07 |
You played the whole damn school. |
| 01:26:11 |
Look out! Look out! Look out! |
| 01:26:13 |
l need everybody to file out of this office. |
| 01:26:17 |
Everybody except you five. |
| 01:26:19 |
The five of you are in big fucking trouble! |
| 01:26:23 |
Stay right here, get out of my way! |
| 01:26:28 |
You'll never understand why l did it. |
| 01:26:34 |
Nobody's misunderstood, Francesca. |
| 01:26:38 |
lt's just what people say |
| 01:26:45 |
Bobby, wait. |
| 01:26:52 |
Forget it, Funke. lt's high school. |
