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Role Models
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| 00:00:50 |
Thanks for everything. |
| 00:00:58 |
Guess what I did |
| 00:01:01 |
Dude! |
| 00:01:24 |
Now let's rock |
| 00:01:34 |
Taste the beast! |
| 00:01:36 |
You can do |
| 00:01:38 |
as long as you |
| 00:01:40 |
Why would a person |
| 00:01:42 |
Many reasons. |
| 00:01:43 |
Maybe they're trying to fit |
| 00:01:46 |
Maybe they're curious. |
| 00:01:47 |
Maybe they're just bored. |
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But whatever the reason, |
| 00:01:50 |
what should you say when |
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Say, "No, thanks. |
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Stay off drugs! Minotaur! |
| 00:01:57 |
Thank you, Minotaur man. |
| 00:02:01 |
Hey! Nice cow |
| 00:02:03 |
Where can I pick one of |
| 00:02:05 |
Oh, no. It's not a... |
| 00:02:07 |
It's a minotaur. |
| 00:02:08 |
It's a creature of myth, |
| 00:02:09 |
and he got this one out |
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She let me keep it |
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Drugs are bad. |
| 00:02:19 |
So whenever you'd like to |
| 00:02:21 |
And for every can sold, |
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to the Keep Kids |
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God, this suit |
| 00:02:33 |
Yeah, I know what you need. |
| 00:02:35 |
Kiss? Are you kidding? No. God. |
| 00:02:39 |
I love Kiss. |
| 00:02:40 |
No one loves Kiss. |
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Paul Stanley is |
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Whoa! Don't dis |
| 00:02:45 |
Hey, don't get me |
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I like to "rock 'n' roll all |
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Party every day. "Rock 'n' roll |
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I like to rock 'n' roll part |
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I usually have errands. |
| 00:02:58 |
I can rock 'n' roll from, like, |
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Hey, guys. |
| 00:03:03 |
When someone offers you some |
| 00:03:05 |
You say, "No, thanks. |
| 00:03:08 |
I've had so many |
| 00:03:09 |
I'm not kidding. |
| 00:03:11 |
I may wet my pants. |
| 00:03:17 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:03:18 |
Dude, this is like |
| 00:03:22 |
So remember, stay off drugs, |
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Taste the beast! |
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You know what's |
| 00:03:35 |
You mean, |
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We're making |
| 00:03:38 |
How? |
| 00:03:39 |
You know, giving the kids an |
| 00:03:42 |
We're selling them nuclear |
| 00:03:45 |
What an accomplishment. |
| 00:03:47 |
Easy to do hung-over. |
| 00:03:50 |
I could do |
| 00:03:51 |
If I had to do this job forever, |
| 00:03:53 |
Game face, bro. |
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Surprise! |
| 00:03:57 |
Yeah! |
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Got you, man! Got you! |
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Happy anniversary! |
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No. |
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All right. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Wheeler called me. Hi. |
| 00:04:07 |
Thank you for warning me. |
| 00:04:08 |
Hey, I tried to tell them |
| 00:04:10 |
but they really wanted |
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What's up, mino-tards? |
| 00:04:16 |
What's up, Wheeler? |
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My dick! |
| 00:04:19 |
"My dick!" |
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Everybody, we're here to |
| 00:04:22 |
We just work together. |
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Be nice. |
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Danny's been |
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That's almost |
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You're the |
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I want to grow |
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Hopefully, |
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for the rest of |
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Yeah! |
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It's early morning |
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Last night was shaking |
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This is a nightmare. |
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Come on. I took |
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There's cake! Let's |
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Mitch from Graphics, |
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Do it! |
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Come on. It'll be fun. |
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Why not? Come on. |
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Getting up in front |
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and singing is not my |
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It's humiliating. |
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With another sin |
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I'm gonna sing. |
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Here I am |
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Ow! |
| 00:05:09 |
Rock you like a hurricane |
| 00:05:12 |
Come on, come on, come |
| 00:05:14 |
Here I am |
| 00:05:16 |
Come on. Sing it! |
| 00:05:17 |
Rock you like a hurricane |
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Danny? |
| 00:05:22 |
What is your problem? |
| 00:05:23 |
Look, I'm sorry, |
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I'm not Wheeler, happy |
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no goals, no ambition. |
| 00:05:28 |
Hey, you don't know |
| 00:05:30 |
For all you know, he hates |
| 00:05:33 |
I love this job! |
| 00:05:35 |
Hey, Wheeler! |
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Good morning. |
| 00:05:43 |
Can I get a tall chai? |
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And a large black coffee. |
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A what? |
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Large black coffee. |
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Do you mean a venti? |
| 00:05:49 |
No, I mean a large. |
| 00:05:50 |
He means a venti. Yeah, |
| 00:05:52 |
Venti is large. |
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No. Venti is 20. |
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Danny. |
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Yeah. "Large" is large. |
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And grande is |
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Venti is the only one |
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It's also the only |
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Congratulations! You're |
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Look, dick. |
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Really? Says who? |
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How much is that? |
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Do you accept lira, |
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You know what, |
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Jesus, Dan. You know what |
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You know what, you've been |
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The girl at the party... |
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ASAP, I'm sorry. |
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It's like "24l7" or "been there, |
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I don't hate it enough |
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It's getting worse. You |
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but you have lost the ability |
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I can't stand it anymore! |
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You're just |
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You're mean to everybody! |
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And, FYI, it's called a |
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20! Venti! |
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Is that true? |
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She says I take |
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I can see that. |
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I gotta talk to her. |
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Forget her, man. |
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Let me give you a little |
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you got to hit |
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No ties, tangle free. |
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Nobody tells me what to do. |
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I go bang, |
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What? That's not a motto. |
| 00:07:15 |
That's just you |
| 00:07:17 |
You know, Beth's right. |
| 00:07:19 |
Hey, I'm in a rut, just |
| 00:07:22 |
selling poison to |
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It's not poison. |
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You know, I'm 35 years old. |
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I got nothing to |
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I figured I'd be something, |
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something good, |
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I don't know. |
| 00:07:35 |
Figured I'd be |
| 00:07:41 |
You know what? We're |
| 00:07:43 |
We're making a detour. |
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We're making a detour. |
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Dude, you're too jacked up on |
| 00:07:51 |
It's fine. Look, |
| 00:07:53 |
Hey, we gotta be at the Blue |
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Yep! |
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No, I don't want |
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I didn't do it. |
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Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what |
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because they have this clear |
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a lot of TVs. |
| 00:08:07 |
That could be any bald guy. |
| 00:08:09 |
Look at me. Me, David Garvin, |
| 00:08:12 |
Who would believe it? |
| 00:08:14 |
That is not me. |
| 00:08:17 |
Hey, hi. |
| 00:08:19 |
Danny, I'm with a client, |
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I can go. |
| 00:08:23 |
I'm not going anywhere |
| 00:08:27 |
Excuse me one... |
| 00:08:28 |
Thank you. |
| 00:08:30 |
All right, you were right. |
| 00:08:31 |
I'm a dick. I'm a dick! |
| 00:08:32 |
You're dickish. |
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I'm a dickish dick, and I'm |
| 00:08:35 |
Let's shake things up. |
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Let's get married. |
| 00:08:39 |
Are you serious? |
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Mazel tov! |
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Never mind. |
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No. |
| 00:08:44 |
Because despite this very well |
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I'm not that interested in |
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Heard that. |
| 00:08:51 |
Did you hear that? |
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Maybe you heard that because |
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That's another one I hate. |
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You don't get married |
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You get married |
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and you don't want to spend |
| 00:09:01 |
Who is this guy? Thank you, |
| 00:09:04 |
Falsely accused. |
| 00:09:05 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:09:06 |
Yeah. I know. |
| 00:09:08 |
Look, life is hard, |
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We've lived together for |
| 00:09:10 |
Danny, life is hard, and you've |
| 00:09:14 |
I should really go. |
| 00:09:15 |
No, you sit down. |
| 00:09:18 |
You know, Danny? |
| 00:09:20 |
We do need to |
| 00:09:21 |
I know! |
| 00:09:22 |
I'm moving out. |
| 00:09:25 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:09:28 |
Yeah. |
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Really? |
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Wow. |
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Today sucks. |
| 00:09:41 |
Look, Danny, whenever a door |
| 00:09:44 |
You just have |
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And, seriously, |
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the most insane |
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And this is a good |
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I don't want that. |
| 00:09:53 |
Look, just keep |
| 00:09:55 |
Okay? We got one |
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We go out, we'll have a few |
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Just put your |
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Taste the beast! |
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Minotaur! |
| 00:10:10 |
Drugs. Why do |
| 00:10:14 |
'Cause they're awesome? |
| 00:10:17 |
No? Maybe they just |
| 00:10:19 |
and if you smoke something or take |
| 00:10:22 |
I'll drink to that. |
| 00:10:24 |
Dude, dude, dude, |
| 00:10:26 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:10:28 |
People say, |
| 00:10:31 |
"Just do it! |
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Fuck it, |
| 00:10:37 |
You know, I may not be so |
| 00:10:41 |
Get ready to have |
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'cause nothing's |
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the way you |
| 00:10:47 |
Chin-chin. By the way, |
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Game face, bro. |
| 00:10:56 |
What part of "game face" |
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What the... |
| 00:10:59 |
Hey, hey, |
| 00:11:00 |
Dude, I thought we |
| 00:11:02 |
And you thought wrong, |
| 00:11:03 |
Please, just flip |
| 00:11:05 |
It's too late. |
| 00:11:06 |
Come on, please. |
| 00:11:08 |
Put yourself in my shoes, |
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Not my problem. |
| 00:11:11 |
Dude, please, |
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I'm having a terrible day. |
| 00:11:14 |
Well, since you put it that |
| 00:11:20 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:11:21 |
Hey, man, can I ask |
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Get the fuck out |
| 00:11:25 |
You want me to move? |
| 00:11:26 |
Game face, buddy. |
| 00:11:30 |
Danny? |
| 00:11:33 |
What's he doing? |
| 00:11:34 |
He's running. |
| 00:11:36 |
We're running! |
| 00:11:37 |
No, no. |
| 00:11:38 |
Hey, what are you... |
| 00:11:43 |
I'm the guy that can't |
| 00:11:45 |
I'm gonna enjoy this! |
| 00:11:46 |
Wait, what? |
| 00:11:51 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:11:52 |
Hey, man, |
| 00:11:54 |
Whoa, whoa! Danny! |
| 00:11:56 |
Hey, man! |
| 00:11:57 |
Holy shit, man! |
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Dude! |
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Taste the beast! |
| 00:12:15 |
Stay off drugs. |
| 00:12:17 |
You guys are fucked. |
| 00:12:19 |
I told you, you asshole! |
| 00:12:21 |
Beth? |
| 00:12:23 |
I just want to start by saying |
| 00:12:27 |
You're, like, beauty |
| 00:12:29 |
So, FYI, there |
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Now, that's that, so as far as this |
| 00:12:37 |
so if you wouldn't mind, |
| 00:12:39 |
and I can just walk |
| 00:12:40 |
Really? Because according to |
| 00:12:43 |
A party to, |
| 00:12:45 |
...reckless endangerment, |
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obstructing a police officer, |
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disturbing the peace, |
| 00:12:54 |
Did I ever tell |
| 00:12:55 |
Yeah. Earlier. |
| 00:12:56 |
And, Danny, they suspended |
| 00:12:58 |
Yeah. I figured they |
| 00:13:00 |
I mean, did you guys |
| 00:13:03 |
You know, if you think about |
| 00:13:05 |
My... How is |
| 00:13:06 |
It's your fault because |
| 00:13:08 |
and I came in here, |
| 00:13:09 |
Your proposal |
| 00:13:11 |
But it was real. |
| 00:13:12 |
Shut up! Okay? Shut up! |
| 00:13:14 |
What's gonna happen? |
| 00:13:16 |
They wanted to give you 30 days in jail. |
| 00:13:18 |
What? |
| 00:13:19 |
But I worked my |
| 00:13:21 |
and instead, |
| 00:13:22 |
you have to log 150 hours |
| 00:13:25 |
Community service? What, |
| 00:13:27 |
No, you're going |
| 00:13:28 |
It's the judge's |
| 00:13:31 |
Yes, Wheeler? |
| 00:13:32 |
What the fuck |
| 00:13:34 |
Sturdy Wings is |
| 00:13:35 |
Sturdy Wings is |
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We bring adults and children |
| 00:13:42 |
to enhance the lives |
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through |
| 00:13:44 |
People ask me, |
| 00:13:46 |
"come up with such |
| 00:13:50 |
And I tell them I spent a |
| 00:13:53 |
My father was |
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My mother, out of |
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During adolescence, |
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from a committed, |
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In my 20s and 30s, I suffered |
| 00:14:07 |
of failed relationships and |
| 00:14:13 |
A mere 12 years ago, |
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To make matters worse, I |
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no money, no job, |
| 00:14:25 |
But at that moment, |
| 00:14:28 |
Used to be |
| 00:14:30 |
Now I'm addicted |
| 00:14:34 |
And when you're |
| 00:14:36 |
you don't need |
| 00:14:39 |
Because sometimes in life, |
| 00:14:41 |
Sturdy Wings! |
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A little lovin' |
| 00:14:47 |
We need a little love |
| 00:14:51 |
A little lovin' |
| 00:14:55 |
See, that's me? |
| 00:15:02 |
Okay, then. |
| 00:15:04 |
Welcome, everybody. |
| 00:15:06 |
You know, it's particularly exciting |
| 00:15:10 |
to match up with a new |
| 00:15:13 |
as we call them |
| 00:15:15 |
I see a familiar face. |
| 00:15:17 |
Guilty as charged. |
| 00:15:20 |
I'd already prefer jail. |
| 00:15:22 |
All right. Let's move |
| 00:15:24 |
Schedule-wise, |
| 00:15:26 |
as much time |
| 00:15:28 |
Hey. |
| 00:15:29 |
It takes a village. |
| 00:15:30 |
Hmm? |
| 00:15:32 |
Hillary Clinton. |
| 00:15:34 |
I'm sort of engaged. |
| 00:15:36 |
I sort of have a boner. |
| 00:15:38 |
Okay. |
| 00:15:40 |
Got lots of handouts, |
| 00:15:42 |
so let's get started. |
| 00:15:44 |
First time with |
| 00:15:45 |
Oh, God, really? |
| 00:15:47 |
Wheeler, switch with me. |
| 00:15:49 |
Martin Gary. I can always spot a newbie. |
| 00:15:52 |
It's my fifth |
| 00:15:54 |
I guess Paul McCartney's |
| 00:15:56 |
Love, take me down |
| 00:16:00 |
That's not a Wings' song. |
| 00:16:02 |
Yeah, that's one of |
| 00:16:03 |
I'm not sure which one. |
| 00:16:06 |
It isn't? |
| 00:16:07 |
I think it might be. No, it's |
| 00:16:09 |
I don't know about that. |
| 00:16:11 |
That's right, some kids are |
| 00:16:14 |
So probably best to put the |
| 00:16:17 |
Maybe play a boardgame |
| 00:16:21 |
Oh! |
| 00:16:22 |
Martin! |
| 00:16:24 |
Knock, knock. |
| 00:16:25 |
Mike Snifferpipits. |
| 00:16:27 |
Mike Snifferpipits who? |
| 00:16:28 |
Mike Snifferpipits who? How many |
| 00:16:31 |
Come on! Let me in. |
| 00:16:34 |
Jeez. |
| 00:16:36 |
Martin, come on up here. |
| 00:16:37 |
Let's do |
| 00:16:40 |
This... |
| 00:16:41 |
Ah! |
| 00:16:42 |
Perfectly acceptable hug |
| 00:16:44 |
Ooh, la la! |
| 00:16:47 |
This is not. |
| 00:16:49 |
Well, obviously we're not |
| 00:16:52 |
Well, it looks like |
| 00:16:54 |
So why don't we take a little |
| 00:16:56 |
I know I'm gonna put |
| 00:16:58 |
And then when you come back, it'll |
| 00:17:02 |
...your Little! |
| 00:17:14 |
I cannot wait |
| 00:17:15 |
I'm going to take |
| 00:17:17 |
Because I heard |
| 00:17:20 |
has a little |
| 00:17:23 |
and there's |
| 00:17:24 |
than a little |
| 00:17:26 |
Yeah, I can't do this. |
| 00:17:27 |
Danny, stop. |
| 00:17:28 |
We will get raped in jail. |
| 00:17:31 |
What's the point? |
| 00:17:33 |
I mean, I've got |
| 00:17:35 |
If you were a kid, would |
| 00:17:37 |
Hey, do you want |
| 00:17:38 |
Hello, gentlemen. |
| 00:17:40 |
Hey. |
| 00:17:41 |
You probably heard that |
| 00:17:43 |
When I asked my friend Danny |
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I want you both to listen |
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I know why you're here, |
| 00:17:55 |
Okay? Your "presence" |
| 00:18:00 |
Why did you put |
| 00:18:02 |
Are you implying |
| 00:18:03 |
You know, one call |
| 00:18:07 |
and you are in the slammer, |
| 00:18:09 |
Did M.C. Hammer |
| 00:18:10 |
Yes, he did. |
| 00:18:12 |
Or he came |
| 00:18:14 |
I'm certain he filed for bankruptcy, |
| 00:18:17 |
I don't understand. |
| 00:18:19 |
Exactly. I'm BS-proof. |
| 00:18:22 |
Here's a couple |
| 00:18:25 |
You'll want your little buddies' parents |
| 00:18:28 |
And that way, I can use my BS |
| 00:18:33 |
that is your BS. |
| 00:18:36 |
Okay? Any questions? |
| 00:18:39 |
Hey, little Littles, |
| 00:18:48 |
Okay. That's good fun! |
| 00:18:51 |
Danny, your Little is elsewhere. |
| 00:18:54 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:18:56 |
I've heard of popcorn in the |
| 00:19:08 |
Brothers in arms, |
| 00:19:12 |
The evil King Argotron |
| 00:19:15 |
My fair lady Esplen, |
| 00:19:19 |
I fight for your honor. |
| 00:19:22 |
You wish to kiss me? |
| 00:19:24 |
There's precious |
| 00:19:26 |
What the hell. |
| 00:19:35 |
No! No. More later! |
| 00:19:41 |
Your kid's name is Augie Farks, a |
| 00:19:50 |
Oh. |
| 00:19:53 |
Um, that... |
| 00:19:54 |
I wasn't really 100% yet. |
| 00:19:56 |
Don't judge me |
| 00:19:58 |
I'm not gonna get |
| 00:19:59 |
This is just... This is just soft foam |
| 00:20:02 |
No worries, my liege. |
| 00:20:03 |
Okay! |
| 00:20:05 |
This is Danny. He wants |
| 00:20:07 |
So I'm gonna let you guys |
| 00:20:09 |
and I'll fade into the mist. |
| 00:20:13 |
How's it going? |
| 00:20:17 |
That's a nice routine |
| 00:20:19 |
I hope you weren't |
| 00:20:26 |
Wonderful. |
| 00:20:28 |
Come on, Wheeler. Let's meet |
| 00:20:30 |
He's one of our youngest. |
| 00:20:33 |
Signed him up about six weeks ago. |
| 00:20:36 |
No one's lasted |
| 00:20:37 |
but I think you're perfect |
| 00:20:40 |
and you don't |
| 00:20:42 |
That's scary! |
| 00:20:43 |
Oh! |
| 00:20:45 |
And FYI, you're playing on |
| 00:20:49 |
So you're playing by her |
| 00:20:50 |
I am the coach. I'm the |
| 00:20:53 |
I'm the two forwards, the |
| 00:20:56 |
I'm the entire |
| 00:21:02 |
Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing |
| 00:21:05 |
That's cool. |
| 00:21:07 |
I want you to meet |
| 00:21:08 |
And I think you two dudes |
| 00:21:12 |
Ronnie, this is Anson. |
| 00:21:13 |
Wheeler's good. |
| 00:21:15 |
Whatever. |
| 00:21:19 |
Hey, big guy. |
| 00:21:21 |
What up, Ronnie? |
| 00:21:30 |
What you |
| 00:21:31 |
Oh. Beyoncé. |
| 00:21:34 |
I don't want to |
| 00:21:36 |
What? Whoa, whoa! |
| 00:21:38 |
All right, Ronnie. |
| 00:21:40 |
This bitch tried |
| 00:21:41 |
Language, Ronnie! |
| 00:21:42 |
My language is English! |
| 00:21:44 |
And this motherfucker tried |
| 00:21:47 |
I got my own hang-down |
| 00:21:50 |
Honky-ass wanted |
| 00:21:51 |
Honky? That's racist. |
| 00:21:53 |
Well, I trust you two will work |
| 00:21:56 |
Not my modus operandi. |
| 00:22:00 |
I have no idea what I'm |
| 00:22:02 |
Me, either. I bet if I suggested a game |
| 00:22:06 |
I've been talking to him for half |
| 00:22:08 |
Maybe we should just |
| 00:22:10 |
Whoa! |
| 00:22:11 |
I don't know if this is some |
| 00:22:13 |
but I actually |
| 00:22:16 |
Now, if I go to jail, I'm |
| 00:22:18 |
We go to prison, you're |
| 00:22:20 |
We come home after 30 days, she's |
| 00:22:24 |
Really? She's gonna be |
| 00:22:26 |
Her boss is a chick? |
| 00:22:27 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 00:22:29 |
Danny, just listen, okay? We're |
| 00:22:32 |
We can do this. We just |
| 00:22:35 |
Fine. |
| 00:22:37 |
So, what do you |
| 00:22:39 |
Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke |
| 00:22:45 |
We are the monks |
| 00:22:47 |
We will give you food to eat |
| 00:22:50 |
And once it's in our tummies |
| 00:22:52 |
We will move |
| 00:22:57 |
We are the butts |
| 00:23:00 |
But we've got the ass... |
| 00:23:01 |
Come on! Sit down! |
| 00:23:02 |
All right? |
| 00:23:05 |
I like Ronnie's |
| 00:23:06 |
I like how it evokes |
| 00:23:10 |
Okay. Thanks. |
| 00:23:12 |
Don't throw shit, |
| 00:23:14 |
How many hours |
| 00:23:17 |
So, do you |
| 00:23:19 |
I like the idea of it |
| 00:23:23 |
Ooh! They got |
| 00:23:25 |
I'm gonna run a train |
| 00:23:27 |
I'm just gonna be like... |
| 00:23:30 |
Let me guess. You're not really rolling |
| 00:23:34 |
Oh, no. I'm really good friends with |
| 00:23:38 |
So, Aug, it's a pretty |
| 00:23:42 |
Are you like a |
| 00:23:44 |
Yeah, I wish. |
| 00:23:46 |
No, this is... This is part |
| 00:23:49 |
What the hell is Laire? |
| 00:23:50 |
It's this fantasy world |
| 00:23:53 |
One minute you could be |
| 00:23:55 |
and the next you could be battling |
| 00:23:58 |
than just to steal your gold |
| 00:24:01 |
Sounds gay. |
| 00:24:02 |
No, no. |
| 00:24:04 |
Girls can be gay. |
| 00:24:05 |
If by gay you mean |
| 00:24:07 |
of "fun, enjoyable and carefree," |
| 00:24:12 |
I think they meant |
| 00:24:14 |
I know, but to understand it, you |
| 00:24:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:24:20 |
Hey, pick us up |
| 00:24:21 |
Fuck you, Miss Daisy! |
| 00:24:29 |
So, Augie, why do |
| 00:24:31 |
It's Live Action Interactive |
| 00:24:33 |
We're all divided |
| 00:24:35 |
fighting a never-ending war |
| 00:24:37 |
Or until they have to clear |
| 00:24:41 |
Oh! |
| 00:24:42 |
Greetings, nobleman! |
| 00:24:46 |
Any friend of Blufgan's |
| 00:24:49 |
fifth son of Leponius, |
| 00:24:52 |
Diana has put |
| 00:24:55 |
Apollo has lifted his skirt. |
| 00:24:59 |
May I present to you |
| 00:25:03 |
Greetings, friends. |
| 00:25:04 |
Greetings. |
| 00:25:05 |
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou |
| 00:25:10 |
'Tis a mere month away. |
| 00:25:12 |
Aye, my lord. |
| 00:25:13 |
Huzzah, huzzah! |
| 00:25:15 |
Godspeed, Blufgan, |
| 00:25:18 |
Hail, Xanthia! |
| 00:25:20 |
Rub-a-dub-dub! |
| 00:25:25 |
What the fuck just |
| 00:25:27 |
They're my kinsmen. |
| 00:25:28 |
We're all from Xanthia. |
| 00:25:30 |
We're a smaller country, but |
| 00:25:32 |
Ow! Don't hit so hard! |
| 00:25:36 |
Hi, Blufgan. |
| 00:25:37 |
Hey! Hey, Esplen. |
| 00:25:40 |
Blufgan! Blufgan! |
| 00:25:42 |
Blufgan! |
| 00:25:46 |
All right, Gleebo. |
| 00:25:52 |
I should have never started |
| 00:25:54 |
Jesus Christ. |
| 00:25:55 |
Hey, master handler. |
| 00:26:01 |
Whoa! Who's that dork? |
| 00:26:02 |
That's the king. |
| 00:26:04 |
Well, I should have guessed. Nothing |
| 00:26:08 |
Yeah, he and his lackeys eat |
| 00:26:11 |
His majesty approaches. |
| 00:26:13 |
His royalty approaches! |
| 00:26:14 |
Long live the king. |
| 00:26:16 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:26:18 |
You have to kneel |
| 00:26:19 |
Bow down, little girl. Little |
| 00:26:23 |
Why? |
| 00:26:24 |
Because he's the king. |
| 00:26:31 |
No. |
| 00:26:32 |
Damn it. |
| 00:26:37 |
Hey, pull over to the |
| 00:26:40 |
and not that |
| 00:26:42 |
Would it kill you |
| 00:26:44 |
It might. |
| 00:26:46 |
"Concentrate. Not from |
| 00:26:49 |
"Lots of pulp. " |
| 00:26:51 |
Well, well, well. |
| 00:26:52 |
Hey. Fancy meeting you here. |
| 00:26:57 |
Had to get my bagel-dog |
| 00:27:00 |
Oh, you were right about us |
| 00:27:03 |
You know, like at Christmas when you |
| 00:27:06 |
A gift. I love him so much. |
| 00:27:09 |
Wow. Well, |
| 00:27:13 |
Now, if you'll excuse me, |
| 00:27:16 |
Well, watch this though first. |
| 00:27:19 |
Look at that. |
| 00:27:24 |
Okay. |
| 00:27:32 |
Open the door, Ronnie. |
| 00:27:33 |
You forgot to say "please. " |
| 00:27:36 |
Please open the door, |
| 00:27:41 |
I don't drink |
| 00:27:43 |
Come on. Hey. Ronnie. |
| 00:27:49 |
Oh, no. Don't turn that |
| 00:27:55 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:27:58 |
No, no, no, no. |
| 00:28:00 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:28:02 |
Good one! Good one, Ronnie! |
| 00:28:05 |
Ronnie! What are you doing? |
| 00:28:07 |
Dude, dude, dude, dude, |
| 00:28:10 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:28:14 |
Baby! Yeah! |
| 00:28:18 |
Don't you run me over! |
| 00:28:20 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:28:23 |
Ouch! Watch it! |
| 00:28:25 |
Hey! |
| 00:28:27 |
Oh, yeah. So good. |
| 00:28:34 |
You're on |
| 00:28:35 |
Then quit. |
| 00:28:37 |
I never quit. |
| 00:28:38 |
Give me my |
| 00:28:40 |
Oh, this juice? |
| 00:28:48 |
Fucking asshole. |
| 00:28:49 |
Punk bitch. |
| 00:28:51 |
The lad had seasoned his mutton |
| 00:28:53 |
The lad had seasoned his mutton |
| 00:28:57 |
Hey, did you see that spell of |
| 00:29:01 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:29:03 |
The length of a moon, |
| 00:29:07 |
Eight hours down, |
| 00:29:10 |
This sucks ass. |
| 00:29:12 |
Dude, I just spent the |
| 00:29:15 |
with glee-glop and the |
| 00:29:18 |
Give me a fucking break. |
| 00:29:19 |
I got fucking carjacked. |
| 00:29:21 |
Yeah? Well, I got dumped. |
| 00:29:22 |
You deserved it! |
| 00:29:24 |
I hate your face. |
| 00:29:26 |
I hate your face. |
| 00:29:36 |
Ronnie! Ronnie! |
| 00:29:38 |
Yeah. |
| 00:29:39 |
That is not safe! |
| 00:29:41 |
This is unsafe. |
| 00:29:42 |
Okay, stop! Stop! Okay! |
| 00:29:43 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:29:48 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:29:50 |
Nice. Look what |
| 00:29:51 |
Happy now? |
| 00:29:52 |
What did I do? |
| 00:30:03 |
So I guess I'll pick you |
| 00:30:05 |
Uh, could we make it 10:00? |
| 00:30:06 |
Kid, you wanna spend |
| 00:30:09 |
Dude, if I'm gonna have to chauffeur |
| 00:30:12 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:13 |
Hey, Danny, you wanna |
| 00:30:16 |
I'm fine. |
| 00:30:23 |
Of course he |
| 00:30:30 |
See you tomorrow, Ronnie. |
| 00:30:32 |
Fuck you, Anson! |
| 00:30:33 |
Never gets old. |
| 00:30:34 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:30:36 |
You bitch! |
| 00:30:51 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:30:53 |
Dude, that's harsh. |
| 00:30:57 |
Shit. |
| 00:30:59 |
Wow, you weren't |
| 00:31:01 |
Yeah, I'm sorry. |
| 00:31:02 |
I wanted to be gone |
| 00:31:04 |
No, it's all right. |
| 00:31:07 |
Now we get to share the |
| 00:31:11 |
Becca and Sarah. |
| 00:31:13 |
Yeah, and Becca |
| 00:31:14 |
Who you've met, |
| 00:31:16 |
I know. |
| 00:31:19 |
Beth, come on. |
| 00:31:22 |
I left you the Crock-Pot. |
| 00:31:25 |
I know you like chili. |
| 00:31:36 |
I know it's really hard for you right |
| 00:31:41 |
when you love something, |
| 00:31:44 |
and if it's meant |
| 00:31:48 |
You take it back, |
| 00:31:51 |
Yeah, I know where |
| 00:31:52 |
Yeah, and if she doesn't come back, I'd |
| 00:31:57 |
I know she's a few pounds overweight, |
| 00:32:01 |
it's the bigger ones that |
| 00:32:04 |
Good talk, Wheeler. |
| 00:32:05 |
Pick you up at 10:00. |
| 00:32:17 |
Hi, Ronnie. |
| 00:32:18 |
How are you today? |
| 00:32:20 |
I told you I'd pick |
| 00:32:22 |
But I thought |
| 00:32:23 |
Well, you see? It's wonderful. We're |
| 00:32:34 |
Hey! You must be Wheeler. |
| 00:32:36 |
I'm Karen. |
| 00:32:38 |
Wow, you look way too young |
| 00:32:40 |
What are you, |
| 00:32:41 |
You're funny. |
| 00:32:43 |
You're gonna need that sense of humor |
| 00:32:45 |
It's about time Sturdy Wings |
| 00:32:48 |
Yeah, well, I think that |
| 00:32:52 |
"A great little dude"? |
| 00:32:57 |
You ready, pal? |
| 00:32:58 |
I ain't your pal, vanilla. |
| 00:33:00 |
Karen, would you mind |
| 00:33:02 |
Sure. |
| 00:33:05 |
Well. |
| 00:33:07 |
All right. |
| 00:33:09 |
His idea of fun is a |
| 00:33:12 |
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch |
| 00:33:17 |
I love you. |
| 00:33:18 |
I love you, too. |
| 00:33:25 |
I got shotgun! |
| 00:33:29 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:33:31 |
Stop. Who are you? |
| 00:33:33 |
I'm Danny from Sturdy Wings. |
| 00:33:36 |
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right. |
| 00:33:40 |
Let me ask you something, |
| 00:33:41 |
because you're one of these guys |
| 00:33:44 |
Yeah. Totally. |
| 00:33:46 |
'Cause, the kid, man, |
| 00:33:48 |
He's into dragons |
| 00:33:50 |
and, you know, hoboes. |
| 00:33:51 |
Right. |
| 00:33:52 |
So, I mean, what am I |
| 00:33:55 |
Yeah. I don't know. I don't... |
| 00:33:56 |
Hey, but while I've got you |
| 00:33:59 |
I was wondering if you could maybe |
| 00:34:01 |
Oh, no, I don't... |
| 00:34:03 |
No, that's... Parental signatures |
| 00:34:07 |
Lynette! Augie's little buddy's |
| 00:34:10 |
Oh! Hi! |
| 00:34:13 |
I'm Lynette. |
| 00:34:14 |
So good to meet you. |
| 00:34:16 |
I was wondering if you could maybe |
| 00:34:19 |
Sure! |
| 00:34:21 |
You know, we are so thrilled that you are |
| 00:34:26 |
because, you know, |
| 00:34:31 |
How is he? |
| 00:34:32 |
I'm just glad you're gonna be getting |
| 00:34:36 |
It's like, "Get out of here! |
| 00:34:40 |
Hey, why don't you come over |
| 00:34:42 |
and we can get to know you |
| 00:34:44 |
I don't think so. It's not you. |
| 00:34:48 |
Hey, Augie, ready to... |
| 00:34:49 |
Yeah, let's go. |
| 00:34:57 |
I think |
| 00:34:58 |
I'm disappointed. This |
| 00:35:03 |
So, your parents... Wow. |
| 00:35:05 |
Jim is not my dad. |
| 00:35:07 |
Okay. Well, that's |
| 00:35:11 |
Hey, hey, Odeon. Make |
| 00:35:18 |
Dude. |
| 00:35:22 |
Bow as your daughter does. |
| 00:35:26 |
Xanthians. |
| 00:35:28 |
Why bother? |
| 00:35:30 |
Good one, sir. |
| 00:35:35 |
Man, why do you |
| 00:35:36 |
Because he's the king, and |
| 00:35:39 |
He rules the entire realm? |
| 00:35:41 |
My bad. Is that when he is or |
| 00:35:46 |
You know, Augie, maybe you should |
| 00:35:49 |
At least in public. |
| 00:35:51 |
People tend to avoid |
| 00:35:53 |
I know that's not |
| 00:35:56 |
Look at these people. |
| 00:36:04 |
I like these people. |
| 00:36:05 |
But, you know, this isn't |
| 00:36:09 |
I know that, but in this |
| 00:36:14 |
I'm stuck again! |
| 00:36:16 |
Well, looks like maybe one of |
| 00:36:18 |
Help! Help! Help! |
| 00:36:30 |
Okay. This is my place. |
| 00:36:32 |
Shit hole. |
| 00:36:35 |
Look, kid, you're obviously not |
| 00:36:39 |
but I think there's |
| 00:36:41 |
from us spending 139 |
| 00:36:45 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:48 |
You know, my dad left me |
| 00:36:50 |
so I know it sucks, |
| 00:36:52 |
but what doesn't kill us |
| 00:36:55 |
Says the punk living |
| 00:36:59 |
Who are these clowns? |
| 00:37:01 |
Kiss? |
| 00:37:02 |
You don't know who Kiss is? |
| 00:37:03 |
No. Never heard of them. |
| 00:37:05 |
They look like |
| 00:37:06 |
No, no, no, dude. |
| 00:37:07 |
These are four of the |
| 00:37:09 |
They're these Jewish guys |
| 00:37:12 |
and they put on guitars |
| 00:37:14 |
and all of their songs |
| 00:37:16 |
I'm listening. |
| 00:37:21 |
Seriously, this song is called Love |
| 00:37:26 |
and how this girl's gonna |
| 00:37:29 |
Cool. |
| 00:37:30 |
I didn't know Jews |
| 00:37:31 |
No. No. They couldn't at the time. |
| 00:37:36 |
This got them girls? |
| 00:37:37 |
Get this! They've been getting |
| 00:37:41 |
They're probably fucking right |
| 00:37:43 |
They put makeup on, |
| 00:37:45 |
No shit? |
| 00:37:46 |
You pull the trigger of my |
| 00:37:51 |
Love gun |
| 00:37:52 |
You see, Ronnie? |
| 00:37:57 |
Love gun |
| 00:38:00 |
Love gun |
| 00:38:01 |
Love gun |
| 00:38:04 |
Okay, we logged 14 |
| 00:38:06 |
That's not gonna |
| 00:38:08 |
Somehow we gotta get them |
| 00:38:11 |
Hey, we could pretend to be their |
| 00:38:14 |
That just sounds |
| 00:38:16 |
Yeah, I guess. |
| 00:38:17 |
Hey! Sexy like a |
| 00:38:23 |
What's her problem? |
| 00:38:24 |
I don't know. |
| 00:38:25 |
I mean, you laid that |
| 00:38:27 |
I can't believe she |
| 00:38:28 |
I know, right? |
| 00:38:30 |
Well, well, well. |
| 00:38:32 |
If it isn't Mr. Bullshit |
| 00:38:35 |
In what way |
| 00:38:36 |
Which one of us |
| 00:38:37 |
So how was your first |
| 00:38:40 |
It was great. We did 14 hours. |
| 00:38:43 |
Maybe give us a few more, just |
| 00:38:46 |
Don't you sass me. |
| 00:38:48 |
What, do you think I'm a pushover? You |
| 00:38:51 |
Cocaine. |
| 00:38:53 |
You know what I |
| 00:38:56 |
Cocaine. |
| 00:38:58 |
What'd you have for |
| 00:38:59 |
I will sign your sheets, but you need to |
| 00:39:04 |
I'm here to service |
| 00:39:07 |
Do you think I give a shit |
| 00:39:11 |
I've been to prison. I have. |
| 00:39:13 |
I've been to prison. |
| 00:39:15 |
A prison of drugs, alcohol |
| 00:39:20 |
I used to have sick thoughts. |
| 00:39:22 |
So don't you come in here, |
| 00:39:25 |
preaching to me about hours |
| 00:39:28 |
when you're standing over there, |
| 00:39:33 |
and I don't know |
| 00:39:35 |
Um... |
| 00:39:36 |
We can come back. |
| 00:39:38 |
Come here. |
| 00:39:40 |
We're having an overnight camping |
| 00:39:43 |
I suggest that you ask |
| 00:39:46 |
Maybe worry a little bit about them |
| 00:39:49 |
Overnight? |
| 00:39:51 |
And, fellas, |
| 00:39:52 |
Next time you |
| 00:39:55 |
bullshit each |
| 00:39:59 |
See how that feels. |
| 00:40:02 |
Okay. |
| 00:40:04 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:40:06 |
All right. |
| 00:40:08 |
I hate camping. |
| 00:40:10 |
You could use a little |
| 00:40:11 |
Camping blows. It's dirty, and |
| 00:40:14 |
Bring some Ambien. |
| 00:40:16 |
There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar |
| 00:40:21 |
Kumbaya, my... |
| 00:40:23 |
Wait. I know it. |
| 00:40:24 |
Kumbaya |
| 00:40:25 |
You know. |
| 00:40:28 |
Kumbaya, my Lord |
| 00:40:32 |
No. Wait. |
| 00:40:35 |
This is it. |
| 00:40:37 |
I think that's got it. |
| 00:40:41 |
God damn it, Ronnie! |
| 00:40:42 |
What? 'Cause I'm black, |
| 00:40:44 |
No, 'cause you did it |
| 00:40:48 |
Let me tell you something. I am |
| 00:40:51 |
I will hit a child. |
| 00:40:52 |
I've never done that before, |
| 00:40:54 |
Let's dance, |
| 00:40:55 |
Ronnie! Leave him alone. |
| 00:40:57 |
Fine! |
| 00:40:58 |
But I'm watching |
| 00:41:00 |
Looks like you guys |
| 00:41:05 |
Come on, man! |
| 00:41:07 |
Let's take a hike. |
| 00:41:08 |
Don't worry. Once the little ones are |
| 00:41:12 |
Kumbaya, huh? |
| 00:41:14 |
You don't happen to |
| 00:41:15 |
Wings? Yeah. |
| 00:41:17 |
Love, take me down |
| 00:41:19 |
Yeah! |
| 00:41:21 |
Man! She got some |
| 00:41:24 |
You sure do like |
| 00:41:26 |
I sure do. |
| 00:41:27 |
Sometimes I call myself |
| 00:41:30 |
Even got my own comic book. |
| 00:41:33 |
Okay. You know, I got |
| 00:41:36 |
Really? |
| 00:41:37 |
You see, there are as many women |
| 00:41:39 |
True that, true that. |
| 00:41:40 |
And every woman has two |
| 00:41:45 |
So therefore, there's twice |
| 00:41:47 |
We're outnumbered, |
| 00:41:49 |
We're powerless. |
| 00:41:52 |
I like your take |
| 00:41:55 |
And I like boobies. |
| 00:41:57 |
Kid, you got a lot to learn. |
| 00:41:58 |
I know what I'm doing. |
| 00:42:00 |
So you're aware that you've |
| 00:42:01 |
common rookie |
| 00:42:04 |
What you mean? |
| 00:42:05 |
Never stare at |
| 00:42:06 |
Yeah, once you get caught, |
| 00:42:09 |
But how? |
| 00:42:11 |
You know, being aware |
| 00:42:14 |
You don't think I've noticed the |
| 00:42:17 |
setting up the tent |
| 00:42:18 |
How about those twin cannons hiking up |
| 00:42:22 |
Or the ridge itself? |
| 00:42:23 |
Round mounds of |
| 00:42:25 |
Boobies! |
| 00:42:26 |
Don't look over there. |
| 00:42:28 |
Yeah, focus. |
| 00:42:31 |
Too bad old Sweeny herself |
| 00:42:34 |
That would have |
| 00:42:35 |
Yeah. A real blast. |
| 00:42:37 |
Yeah, she probably just |
| 00:42:40 |
You got a thing |
| 00:42:43 |
Sweeney? Me? No. Now |
| 00:42:47 |
Your erection is showing. |
| 00:42:48 |
What? |
| 00:42:52 |
You okay? |
| 00:42:56 |
Nature. |
| 00:42:58 |
Did you know that bald eagles are known |
| 00:43:02 |
where two eagles fly upwards, |
| 00:43:05 |
then fall towards the earth |
| 00:43:08 |
separating moments before |
| 00:43:10 |
if, and only if, they |
| 00:43:14 |
If they don't, they're willing |
| 00:43:18 |
It's the ultimate race |
| 00:43:20 |
Why are you |
| 00:43:22 |
Why would I not? |
| 00:43:32 |
Hi, Danny. |
| 00:43:34 |
I forgot to tell you, |
| 00:43:37 |
Ghost stories later. |
| 00:43:39 |
You should stop by. |
| 00:43:41 |
And as the barn door |
| 00:43:45 |
standing there with |
| 00:43:49 |
and holding the severed head of the |
| 00:43:53 |
was Philip, |
| 00:43:58 |
the pizza delivery boy |
| 00:43:59 |
from when they ordered pizza |
| 00:44:01 |
Come on, you guys! |
| 00:44:03 |
All right. Whatever! |
| 00:44:05 |
You guys |
| 00:44:06 |
Think you can do better? Who's |
| 00:44:09 |
You guys are so smart. Who's |
| 00:44:11 |
Yes? |
| 00:44:13 |
I don't know. |
| 00:44:15 |
I know you're engaged. |
| 00:44:17 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:44:18 |
So what's this? |
| 00:44:19 |
Ooh. |
| 00:44:21 |
Those are my testicles. |
| 00:44:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:44:23 |
Listen, I have an |
| 00:44:25 |
I'm completely faithful to him within |
| 00:44:30 |
Out here, I'm just another |
| 00:44:34 |
Give me two minutes. |
| 00:44:36 |
How about you, Daniel? |
| 00:44:39 |
It's Danny. |
| 00:44:40 |
Oh, Danny boy |
| 00:44:46 |
Come on, man! We're on pins |
| 00:44:50 |
Okay, I've got a really |
| 00:44:52 |
and it's particularly |
| 00:44:55 |
Oh, a true story! |
| 00:44:57 |
In countries all over the |
| 00:45:01 |
children, many |
| 00:45:05 |
are abducted and sold |
| 00:45:08 |
into the world of |
| 00:45:11 |
What is he saying? |
| 00:45:13 |
I'm gonna stop you there, Danny |
| 00:45:15 |
Story time is over! Everybody, |
| 00:45:18 |
Group A, come with me for |
| 00:45:22 |
And group B, go with Duane. |
| 00:45:25 |
We are gonna make some |
| 00:45:27 |
Oh. |
| 00:45:28 |
Well, I'm not sure I agree with |
| 00:45:32 |
Hey, hey, Danny. |
| 00:45:34 |
Yeah. |
| 00:45:35 |
Okay, 'cause Connie |
| 00:45:37 |
and then we're gonna stay up |
| 00:45:39 |
because if you fight |
| 00:45:41 |
things start to get all trippy, |
| 00:45:43 |
Connie who's engaged. |
| 00:45:44 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:45:46 |
You know what? Don't worry about |
| 00:45:57 |
Fight it. Come on. |
| 00:46:00 |
You know, a lot of people don't |
| 00:46:03 |
emit a wonderful aroma, |
| 00:46:06 |
Who wants to sniff |
| 00:46:14 |
So Ronnie's out on |
| 00:46:17 |
Where's Wheeler? |
| 00:46:18 |
He's having sex |
| 00:46:20 |
Oh. |
| 00:46:21 |
Are you sewing? |
| 00:46:23 |
This is my country's |
| 00:46:27 |
Do you think we can speak |
| 00:46:32 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:46:35 |
I already talked to Kuzzik |
| 00:46:38 |
and we would like to officially invite |
| 00:46:43 |
Well, that's very kind of you, but |
| 00:46:47 |
I'm kind of a pacifist. |
| 00:46:48 |
I don't really believe |
| 00:46:50 |
But there's room in Laire |
| 00:46:53 |
Even early barbaric |
| 00:46:58 |
Augie, look, you're |
| 00:47:00 |
but I'm not really into |
| 00:47:03 |
let's-go-do-stuff-together |
| 00:47:05 |
Well, why are you here? |
| 00:47:10 |
It's court-ordered. |
| 00:47:13 |
What did you do? |
| 00:47:15 |
I just had one of those days |
| 00:47:18 |
"Where did the last |
| 00:47:21 |
I asked my girlfriend |
| 00:47:25 |
She dumped me. |
| 00:47:28 |
And then I ran a truck that looks |
| 00:47:33 |
I'm not here by choice |
| 00:47:35 |
No? |
| 00:47:36 |
My guidance counselor |
| 00:47:38 |
Really? |
| 00:47:39 |
Said anyone who wears a cape and |
| 00:47:43 |
Whoop-dee-doo, right? |
| 00:47:46 |
So both of us don't |
| 00:47:47 |
No. |
| 00:47:49 |
Well, we got that in common. |
| 00:47:52 |
So do you have |
| 00:47:54 |
No. What? |
| 00:47:55 |
Why would you ask... |
| 00:47:58 |
But what about that girl you're always |
| 00:48:01 |
I don't know what |
| 00:48:03 |
Come on! |
| 00:48:06 |
You're always |
| 00:48:08 |
You mean Esplen, |
| 00:48:10 |
I don't know. Probably. |
| 00:48:12 |
Her name's Sarah. |
| 00:48:13 |
Sarah. |
| 00:48:14 |
Ah, Sarah. |
| 00:48:17 |
You ever talk to her? |
| 00:48:18 |
No. |
| 00:48:19 |
I've killed her a couple of times in |
| 00:48:22 |
Talk to her. |
| 00:48:23 |
No, I can't talk to her. |
| 00:48:25 |
Romance her. Give her that |
| 00:48:28 |
No, I can't give her this. |
| 00:48:29 |
She'll be flattered! |
| 00:48:30 |
I made it for you. |
| 00:48:34 |
You made that for me? |
| 00:48:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:37 |
Great. Now I gotta do it. |
| 00:48:38 |
Yeah, that kind |
| 00:48:40 |
That was so low, dude. |
| 00:48:46 |
No. Come on, Connie. |
| 00:48:52 |
Fuck. |
| 00:48:55 |
I gotta pee. |
| 00:48:57 |
Yep. |
| 00:49:01 |
Hey! Martin! |
| 00:49:02 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:04 |
What are you |
| 00:49:06 |
I'm just doing my |
| 00:49:07 |
Hey, did you know that |
| 00:49:11 |
Because birds are dinosaurs, |
| 00:49:15 |
Okay! |
| 00:49:17 |
Now, all right. |
| 00:49:20 |
I gotta pee. |
| 00:49:26 |
Look at that. |
| 00:49:29 |
Yo, Wheeler! |
| 00:49:35 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:49:38 |
Dude. |
| 00:49:40 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:49:41 |
This is a classic case |
| 00:49:52 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:49:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:54 |
So I heard there was |
| 00:49:58 |
and some drugs, too. |
| 00:50:00 |
Only thing missing |
| 00:50:06 |
What was Danny doing |
| 00:50:08 |
He has trouble sleeping |
| 00:50:11 |
How did Wheeler come to be |
| 00:50:14 |
He was sleepwalking. |
| 00:50:16 |
Danny ever offer you drugs? |
| 00:50:18 |
Answer me. |
| 00:50:20 |
Did Wheeler ever |
| 00:50:22 |
Hell no! |
| 00:50:26 |
Fellows? These young gentlemen |
| 00:50:30 |
If it was up to me, I'd lock you both |
| 00:50:34 |
This is your last chance. |
| 00:50:39 |
Thanks, guys. |
| 00:50:41 |
Suck it, Reindeer Games! |
| 00:50:42 |
I'm not Ben Affleck. |
| 00:50:43 |
You white? |
| 00:50:45 |
Right, Wheeler? |
| 00:50:47 |
That's true, |
| 00:50:49 |
Let's go. |
| 00:51:05 |
Ready to go? |
| 00:51:06 |
Yeah. I'm ready. All right. |
| 00:51:08 |
Excellent! |
| 00:51:12 |
You are going down! |
| 00:51:14 |
Don't you mess |
| 00:51:17 |
You shall be slain. |
| 00:51:19 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:51:22 |
Fuck my cock! Sorry. |
| 00:51:27 |
I have a question, Wheeler. Yes, JJ. |
| 00:51:29 |
How many dates do you have to go out |
| 00:51:33 |
Boobs? |
| 00:51:36 |
Good question. |
| 00:51:37 |
So you get |
| 00:51:38 |
you lose your arm. |
| 00:51:39 |
You gotta put it behind |
| 00:51:41 |
You get hit in the leg, |
| 00:51:43 |
See you. |
| 00:51:44 |
So you gotta hop. |
| 00:51:46 |
You can't use it. |
| 00:51:47 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:48 |
And if you get hit in |
| 00:51:52 |
Lifestyle you chose |
| 00:51:54 |
could lead to dying sad and alone? What? |
| 00:51:56 |
What about STDs? No. |
| 00:51:58 |
Gonorrhea? At the very |
| 00:52:01 |
I don't have crabs. What have |
| 00:52:04 |
You got crabs. |
| 00:52:08 |
Hi. |
| 00:52:18 |
Come on, whitey, dance! Break |
| 00:52:23 |
He's out. |
| 00:52:44 |
Thank you. |
| 00:52:47 |
Call her. Sweep |
| 00:52:49 |
It's not that easy, Augie. |
| 00:52:50 |
Just let her know |
| 00:52:51 |
Give her one call. |
| 00:52:52 |
All right. I'II... |
| 00:52:54 |
Just get off my back. |
| 00:52:55 |
Did you know in |
| 00:52:57 |
knights used to write love songs |
| 00:53:00 |
even if she was married? |
| 00:53:01 |
No, I didn't know that. |
| 00:53:03 |
Well, there you go. |
| 00:53:04 |
It's her voice mail. |
| 00:53:05 |
Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me. |
| 00:53:07 |
Tell her her hair is like |
| 00:53:10 |
I was wondering if maybe |
| 00:53:12 |
I know there's a lot |
| 00:53:13 |
Whispering eye. |
| 00:53:15 |
So, if you get a chance, |
| 00:53:18 |
You long for her |
| 00:53:20 |
We can see each other. |
| 00:53:21 |
I'd love to see you. |
| 00:53:22 |
And her whispering eye. |
| 00:53:23 |
And your whispering eye. |
| 00:53:26 |
All right. Bye. |
| 00:53:29 |
Whispering eye? |
| 00:53:31 |
It means vagina. |
| 00:53:36 |
It means vagina. |
| 00:53:38 |
That's a classy |
| 00:53:40 |
It means vagina. |
| 00:53:41 |
Yeah. Get your whispering |
| 00:53:45 |
Vagina! |
| 00:53:51 |
Hey. |
| 00:53:54 |
Hi. |
| 00:53:55 |
Thanks for meeting me. |
| 00:53:57 |
I got you a venti chai, |
| 00:54:00 |
which is what they call |
| 00:54:03 |
Wow. |
| 00:54:05 |
There's a transformation. |
| 00:54:07 |
Yes, well, you know, I've been doing |
| 00:54:10 |
and I really feel as if it's given |
| 00:54:14 |
Well, that's great. |
| 00:54:17 |
So let's get married. |
| 00:54:19 |
Okay, I'm gonna leave now. |
| 00:54:21 |
Danny, you are not taking |
| 00:54:23 |
Yeah, because |
| 00:54:28 |
Do you really think |
| 00:54:29 |
Look. Hey. This is us. |
| 00:54:33 |
This is not us. |
| 00:54:35 |
We have not been us in a |
| 00:54:38 |
Danny, you're not happy. |
| 00:54:40 |
I've been with you seven years, and |
| 00:54:43 |
And it makes me feel bad about |
| 00:54:48 |
Where am I gonna find a girl who |
| 00:54:53 |
You're so romantic. |
| 00:54:54 |
Hey. Hey. |
| 00:54:57 |
"You complete me. " |
| 00:55:01 |
"You had me at 'hello. "' |
| 00:55:03 |
Come on, Beth. |
| 00:55:05 |
You're not hearing |
| 00:55:06 |
"I am just a girl standing in front |
| 00:55:10 |
You don't even |
| 00:55:11 |
Hey. Come on. |
| 00:55:12 |
"Who you gonna call?" |
| 00:55:15 |
"Ghost Busters. " |
| 00:55:16 |
No. I am committing to this breakup. |
| 00:55:24 |
You can call me if you |
| 00:55:36 |
Come on! Let's kill |
| 00:55:39 |
And I got a little |
| 00:55:45 |
Yeah, I'm not |
| 00:55:46 |
No? |
| 00:55:48 |
Soon enough. |
| 00:55:51 |
Yeah. |
| 00:55:53 |
Yo, Wheeler. What up, dog? You |
| 00:55:56 |
Yo, Hogan's having another |
| 00:55:59 |
There's gonna be a lot of |
| 00:56:02 |
Ooh! Uh... |
| 00:56:05 |
Thanks for the offer. |
| 00:56:08 |
You're the king, Wheeler. |
| 00:56:10 |
Dude, don't give up that |
| 00:56:13 |
I'll go with you. |
| 00:56:14 |
Okay. If you say so. |
| 00:56:16 |
All right. |
| 00:56:18 |
What's a PIC? |
| 00:56:20 |
You're my PIC. Just don't |
| 00:56:22 |
Wouldn't dream of it. |
| 00:56:24 |
We'll go to the party, |
| 00:56:26 |
play some Xbox. |
| 00:56:27 |
Damn straight. |
| 00:56:28 |
Countrymen, smell |
| 00:56:33 |
Esplen, |
| 00:56:35 |
Venus herself would be jealous. |
| 00:56:38 |
Good morrow, sir! |
| 00:56:40 |
Good morning. |
| 00:56:41 |
Keep your blades sharp |
| 00:56:45 |
Ah! Gleebo, look at you. |
| 00:56:49 |
Men, get ready to |
| 00:56:52 |
Alack and allay! What lovely vassal |
| 00:56:57 |
and in such strange |
| 00:57:00 |
Let us thank the gods |
| 00:57:01 |
for sending us such a brave |
| 00:57:05 |
All hail Lunesta. |
| 00:57:06 |
Hail, Lunesta! |
| 00:57:07 |
How's it going? |
| 00:57:09 |
Isn't that a sleeping pill? |
| 00:57:11 |
Yeah. It's 'cause I send my enemies |
| 00:57:14 |
"To sleep, |
| 00:57:16 |
Well, welcome, Lunesta. |
| 00:57:20 |
Prepare to have your |
| 00:57:22 |
Let's do this. |
| 00:57:24 |
Let's do this, |
| 00:57:35 |
The battle begins! |
| 00:57:55 |
Turn and fight, coward! |
| 00:57:56 |
You'll never catch me! |
| 00:58:04 |
What have you got? |
| 00:58:06 |
The Cacedonians have |
| 00:58:09 |
Leave them for Davith. |
| 00:58:12 |
Prepare for |
| 00:58:21 |
Comrades! |
| 00:58:23 |
Cacedonia! |
| 00:58:28 |
The king is |
| 00:58:31 |
I shall approach him |
| 00:58:35 |
God save you! |
| 00:58:43 |
Oh, fuck me. All right. |
| 00:58:46 |
That's... |
| 00:58:48 |
Thanks, man. |
| 00:58:49 |
You're dead. |
| 00:58:51 |
No way. |
| 00:58:52 |
You didn't kill me. Now |
| 00:58:54 |
Wait a second. |
| 00:58:55 |
Listen, |
| 00:58:56 |
You've been slain by the |
| 00:58:59 |
and take some pride |
| 00:59:01 |
No, but I killed you. |
| 00:59:02 |
You can't kill me after |
| 00:59:04 |
Davith of Glencracken. |
| 00:59:06 |
Yes, my liege. |
| 00:59:07 |
Didst he slay me? |
| 00:59:08 |
He doth not slay the king. |
| 00:59:09 |
You weren't even here |
| 00:59:11 |
Was too here. |
| 00:59:12 |
Everyone, I'm telling you |
| 00:59:14 |
I... |
| 00:59:17 |
Why don't you |
| 00:59:18 |
Dost the Xanthian |
| 00:59:21 |
Why are you |
| 00:59:23 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:59:24 |
Danny, I didn't... |
| 00:59:26 |
I killed the king. |
| 00:59:28 |
You're lying. |
| 00:59:30 |
Are you calling me a liar? |
| 00:59:31 |
Danny, just drop it. Let's just |
| 00:59:34 |
Are you telling me a kid |
| 00:59:37 |
Not a real king, |
| 00:59:41 |
You're lying. I can tell. |
| 00:59:42 |
He killed you. |
| 00:59:44 |
It's a crown. |
| 00:59:45 |
Give him your hat. |
| 00:59:46 |
It's a crown, dude! |
| 00:59:50 |
Dude! |
| 00:59:51 |
It's a piece of plastic. |
| 00:59:54 |
Okay, game over. |
| 00:59:56 |
You both are disqualified |
| 00:59:59 |
What? |
| 01:00:05 |
Augie! Augie! |
| 01:00:10 |
Augie. |
| 01:00:11 |
Leave me alone. |
| 01:00:13 |
Look. I'm sorry. |
| 01:00:14 |
No, you're not sorry. You |
| 01:00:17 |
This is so unfair! |
| 01:00:23 |
Hey, come on, buddy. |
| 01:00:26 |
You're only doing this because |
| 01:00:27 |
And you know what? That's |
| 01:00:30 |
but you don't have to ruin it |
| 01:00:32 |
I give lots of shits! |
| 01:00:37 |
Look, it's gonna be okay. |
| 01:00:39 |
No, it's not gonna be okay! |
| 01:00:40 |
You're the worst mentor ever! No wonder |
| 01:00:57 |
Yo, Wheeler. |
| 01:00:58 |
Hey. What's up? |
| 01:01:00 |
Okay, kid. Let's mingle. |
| 01:01:02 |
Let's do it. |
| 01:01:07 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:11 |
Excuse me, miss. |
| 01:01:14 |
You're sexy like |
| 01:01:18 |
Who told you to say that? |
| 01:01:19 |
That's Wheeler, |
| 01:01:20 |
my PIC. |
| 01:01:26 |
Nice. |
| 01:01:28 |
Pass it. |
| 01:01:29 |
No. |
| 01:01:31 |
Hey. I'm gonna |
| 01:01:32 |
so you watch the kid |
| 01:01:33 |
Sure thing. You're the king, |
| 01:01:37 |
Yeah, okay. |
| 01:01:53 |
Long line. |
| 01:01:54 |
I've seen longer. |
| 01:01:56 |
Have we met? |
| 01:02:01 |
Well, what do you do? |
| 01:02:02 |
Well, I'm kind of |
| 01:02:05 |
but my job is to dress up like a |
| 01:02:09 |
Well, that's how I know you. |
| 01:02:11 |
That's so funny, 'cause I |
| 01:02:19 |
Hey. |
| 01:02:21 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:02:23 |
No, I don't want to |
| 01:02:25 |
Hey, Danny. |
| 01:02:26 |
You decided to come for |
| 01:02:29 |
Thanks. |
| 01:02:34 |
What's up his cooz? |
| 01:02:40 |
I should take a piss |
| 01:02:44 |
I don't know. |
| 01:02:45 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:02:48 |
Okay. |
| 01:02:50 |
God, I'm really |
| 01:02:52 |
That's because |
| 01:02:53 |
Black folks |
| 01:02:54 |
That guy's black. |
| 01:02:59 |
You sit down, |
| 01:03:01 |
You have |
| 01:03:04 |
I've been bad. |
| 01:03:05 |
And now you're gonna |
| 01:03:07 |
Oh, man. Look. |
| 01:03:09 |
Even though this is one of my top |
| 01:03:12 |
I want to, but I gotta |
| 01:03:15 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 01:03:17 |
You sure? |
| 01:03:19 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:03:21 |
Do what you need to do. |
| 01:03:23 |
He'll be fine. |
| 01:03:25 |
Let's go. |
| 01:03:28 |
Uh-oh! |
| 01:03:29 |
This is how it ends. |
| 01:03:31 |
Game winner! I win! |
| 01:03:32 |
Let's go, Michael. |
| 01:03:33 |
Man, forget you, man. |
| 01:03:35 |
That's booty, son. |
| 01:03:37 |
Let's go. I'm ready. |
| 01:03:39 |
They don't call me the king |
| 01:03:47 |
Wheeler, where you at? |
| 01:03:54 |
Wheeler? Wheeler. Wheeler. |
| 01:03:58 |
Wheeler. |
| 01:04:01 |
So, Danny, you must be glad |
| 01:04:04 |
with your required |
| 01:04:08 |
How much time |
| 01:04:11 |
Eleven, 12 hours or so. |
| 01:04:13 |
Jeez, Augie. You're acting |
| 01:04:15 |
I don't have a goldfish, Jim. |
| 01:04:17 |
You're acting like as if you |
| 01:04:21 |
Augie kind of got |
| 01:04:24 |
I killed the king, Mom. |
| 01:04:25 |
Okay. |
| 01:04:27 |
All right. All right. Don't |
| 01:04:29 |
But he was lying to everyone and |
| 01:04:31 |
I don't wanna hear any more |
| 01:04:33 |
or your fruity Cocoa Puffs... |
| 01:04:35 |
It's all fairyland |
| 01:04:36 |
We're trying to keep it... |
| 01:04:39 |
The Goddess of Navalore |
| 01:04:42 |
Hey, Augie, when I was a |
| 01:04:44 |
crapped my pants |
| 01:04:46 |
so I feel your pain. |
| 01:04:49 |
Well, he likes girls. That's a |
| 01:04:52 |
Doesn't matter anyway. |
| 01:04:54 |
What? |
| 01:04:56 |
They can kick you out? |
| 01:04:57 |
Yeah, I'm banned. |
| 01:04:59 |
Way to go, big guy. |
| 01:05:00 |
we can finally get rid |
| 01:05:01 |
and that God-awful cape that you made |
| 01:05:05 |
I'll burn them up in a... |
| 01:05:07 |
We'll have a bonfire. |
| 01:05:09 |
Don't you want him to wear |
| 01:05:12 |
Yes. Yes, I do. |
| 01:05:13 |
You know when I want him to |
| 01:05:16 |
On October 31st. |
| 01:05:19 |
Wear lipstick. |
| 01:05:21 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:05:22 |
You know, dress like a nun. |
| 01:05:24 |
We're gonna have |
| 01:05:25 |
to celebrate you joining |
| 01:05:29 |
Becoming a normal kid. |
| 01:05:31 |
You think he's normal? |
| 01:05:32 |
You think he's normal. |
| 01:05:34 |
When I was his age, |
| 01:05:35 |
I had four, five girlfriends at |
| 01:05:38 |
He was fucking |
| 01:05:40 |
I wasn't fucking |
| 01:05:42 |
We kissed, because I didn't |
| 01:05:44 |
but when I found out, I stopped |
| 01:05:48 |
I fucked my |
| 01:05:50 |
I think that Augie is just having |
| 01:05:53 |
which sounds pretty normal |
| 01:05:55 |
It is tough. But you know |
| 01:05:57 |
It's tougher when you... |
| 01:06:00 |
Excuse me? |
| 01:06:03 |
I said it is tough, but I think |
| 01:06:06 |
I thought that's |
| 01:06:07 |
I don't know |
| 01:06:09 |
I mean, I thought my life sucked. |
| 01:06:12 |
Okay. That's enough. |
| 01:06:13 |
Don't listen to |
| 01:06:14 |
Do what makes you happy. You |
| 01:06:17 |
You want to wear a suit |
| 01:06:18 |
You know what? I would never |
| 01:06:21 |
if I'd known you were gonna |
| 01:06:24 |
Augie, screw them. |
| 01:06:26 |
Do what makes you happy. |
| 01:06:27 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do what |
| 01:06:30 |
I'd like you to |
| 01:06:31 |
I figure you're probably |
| 01:06:33 |
not gonna sign my |
| 01:06:34 |
Go fuck yourself. |
| 01:06:36 |
That's what I thought. |
| 01:06:38 |
Get the hell out. |
| 01:06:41 |
I'd be psyched if he was my kid. Please. |
| 01:06:47 |
And you know what, |
| 01:06:48 |
It's not that we're not |
| 01:06:51 |
We're psyched. I'm so |
| 01:06:54 |
Your mom's psyched |
| 01:06:56 |
May I please |
| 01:07:13 |
Hey. Where's Ronnie? |
| 01:07:14 |
Who's Ronnie, dude? |
| 01:07:16 |
Oh, shit. Ronnie! |
| 01:07:19 |
Ronnie. |
| 01:07:22 |
What's up, man? |
| 01:07:24 |
Ro-Ro. |
| 01:07:26 |
Anybody see the |
| 01:07:31 |
This is Karen, |
| 01:07:33 |
Ronnie was supposed to be |
| 01:07:36 |
This is Karen again. |
| 01:07:37 |
Can you guys please call me |
| 01:07:42 |
Ronnie just got in. He walked |
| 01:07:46 |
You're out. |
| 01:07:47 |
You're out. |
| 01:07:47 |
No, no, no, no. It's over. |
| 01:07:50 |
I hear what you're saying. We're |
| 01:07:53 |
And you're gonna stay 11 hours |
| 01:07:56 |
Parents don't want you hanging around |
| 01:07:59 |
So you BSed a BSer. |
| 01:08:02 |
Good for you! I hope you feel |
| 01:08:07 |
You know, I could be |
| 01:08:10 |
doing cocaine in the |
| 01:08:14 |
You know why? |
| 01:08:18 |
They don't come |
| 01:08:20 |
They come second |
| 01:08:23 |
So why don't you |
| 01:08:26 |
put down some lines |
| 01:08:28 |
which is your blow, |
| 01:08:31 |
close the shades, take |
| 01:08:34 |
grab a straw and snort? |
| 01:08:37 |
And don't expect me |
| 01:08:40 |
You're not Sturdy Wings |
| 01:08:51 |
I think you guys are gonna |
| 01:08:53 |
The only thing we can do now |
| 01:08:54 |
is make a case at the hearing |
| 01:08:57 |
It's gonna take some serious |
| 01:09:00 |
Yeah. Beth, please. |
| 01:09:03 |
I just can't promise |
| 01:09:05 |
Yes, Wheeler? |
| 01:09:07 |
Maybe a stupid one, but |
| 01:09:09 |
The Get Out of Jail Free |
| 01:09:12 |
is that based on |
| 01:09:15 |
That wasn't |
| 01:09:17 |
That's real. |
| 01:09:18 |
It's real in the |
| 01:09:20 |
Yeah, it's based |
| 01:09:23 |
How... What do you mean? |
| 01:09:24 |
Chance. |
| 01:09:34 |
I can't believe |
| 01:09:35 |
Believe it. |
| 01:09:36 |
Hey, maybe you'll |
| 01:09:38 |
If not, you just |
| 01:09:39 |
Game face, bro. |
| 01:09:40 |
I told you. |
| 01:09:42 |
Enough with the |
| 01:09:44 |
This isn't beach volleyball. |
| 01:09:46 |
Is it not? Because, |
| 01:09:49 |
the net is like your goals |
| 01:09:52 |
And you can spike the ball |
| 01:09:55 |
Shut up, shut up, shut up. |
| 01:09:58 |
It's bad enough |
| 01:09:59 |
I can't take it anymore |
| 01:10:01 |
Yap, yap, yip, yip. |
| 01:10:02 |
"Bang your drum, bro. " |
| 01:10:04 |
"I hate myself, yet I'm |
| 01:10:06 |
You're one to talk. You |
| 01:10:08 |
and left him so you |
| 01:10:10 |
Hey. |
| 01:10:11 |
It wasn't a blow job. |
| 01:10:13 |
Please! Watch |
| 01:10:15 |
Sorry. |
| 01:10:18 |
You are an |
| 01:10:20 |
He can spell. |
| 01:10:23 |
I'm not your friend. |
| 01:10:26 |
Oh. |
| 01:10:27 |
You wanna go? |
| 01:10:31 |
Stop it! |
| 01:10:38 |
There you go, Danny. |
| 01:10:44 |
Sorry. |
| 01:10:50 |
Hello? |
| 01:11:41 |
So you guys have to |
| 01:11:42 |
no later than |
| 01:11:44 |
All right. |
| 01:11:45 |
Please, do not be late. |
| 01:11:48 |
No, I'll be there. |
| 01:12:39 |
You don't always have to get |
| 01:12:43 |
Hiya, King. |
| 01:12:45 |
No, no, no. I don't |
| 01:12:46 |
I just wanted to come |
| 01:12:49 |
for the way that |
| 01:12:51 |
I... I lost my temper when I saw |
| 01:12:56 |
Not to mention highly |
| 01:13:00 |
I know. It's just that my... |
| 01:13:02 |
Right here. Thank you. |
| 01:13:06 |
It's just my friend |
| 01:13:08 |
and he thought |
| 01:13:10 |
He hadn't. |
| 01:13:13 |
Go on. |
| 01:13:14 |
It's just that... |
| 01:13:17 |
I accidentally cast an |
| 01:13:22 |
Well, that was stupid. |
| 01:13:24 |
I didn't mean to. |
| 01:13:25 |
You guys are reckless |
| 01:13:27 |
Yeah. Unsafe. Okay, I had a |
| 01:13:30 |
But it had faded off when you |
| 01:13:33 |
thinking you can come |
| 01:13:35 |
'cause I would love to see |
| 01:13:38 |
Anyway, I was |
| 01:13:39 |
if maybe you could |
| 01:13:42 |
to let him fight today |
| 01:13:45 |
He loves Laire |
| 01:13:48 |
He's just a kid, but he's |
| 01:13:52 |
Hmm. |
| 01:13:54 |
...and the eye of the tiger. |
| 01:13:56 |
Hmm. |
| 01:13:57 |
More coffee? |
| 01:13:58 |
No, I'm decaf. |
| 01:14:00 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:01 |
If he be so brave, |
| 01:14:02 |
why doth he not show |
| 01:14:05 |
Do you fight |
| 01:14:07 |
Hmm. |
| 01:14:11 |
He knows not I'm here. |
| 01:14:13 |
Hmm. |
| 01:14:14 |
He hath too |
| 01:14:18 |
Hmm. |
| 01:14:22 |
Magic healing |
| 01:14:26 |
How's it going? |
| 01:14:31 |
Tell your kinsman |
| 01:14:35 |
we shall see him |
| 01:14:38 |
Thank you. |
| 01:14:44 |
Really? |
| 01:14:45 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 01:14:46 |
You know |
| 01:14:53 |
Now exit my |
| 01:14:56 |
Make it known to the Xanthians that |
| 01:15:00 |
we'll destroy each and every |
| 01:15:03 |
before the first |
| 01:15:16 |
Hey, what's up, my PIC? |
| 01:15:25 |
Ronnie. Ronnie. |
| 01:15:30 |
To listen to me |
| 01:15:32 |
and listen good. I am a |
| 01:15:36 |
a very animalistic woman, |
| 01:15:39 |
and when it comes to my son, |
| 01:15:43 |
a black Sheba. |
| 01:15:45 |
Black Sheba. |
| 01:15:46 |
I am a lioness, |
| 01:15:47 |
and that boy is my cub, |
| 01:15:50 |
and if you let anything bad |
| 01:15:54 |
I will claw your ass up |
| 01:15:59 |
Do you understand? |
| 01:16:01 |
You'll tear me up so bad that when |
| 01:16:04 |
I understand. |
| 01:16:08 |
It's just, Ronnie looks |
| 01:16:10 |
He doesn't need another |
| 01:16:12 |
I know. I know. |
| 01:16:15 |
I... The kid acts |
| 01:16:17 |
I didn't know I could |
| 01:16:19 |
I'm determined to make |
| 01:16:21 |
What I'm trying to say is that |
| 01:16:25 |
could I hang out with |
| 01:16:27 |
Well, you're gonna have |
| 01:16:32 |
Hey. Ronnie. |
| 01:16:35 |
Um... |
| 01:16:37 |
Look. I'm sorry, okay? |
| 01:16:40 |
I know I don't deserve it, |
| 01:16:42 |
but Sturdy Wings or no Sturdy |
| 01:16:49 |
Okay. I'm your Little, and |
| 01:16:56 |
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I |
| 01:16:59 |
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I |
| 01:17:01 |
It's completely unacceptable, |
| 01:17:04 |
it's not how we roll. |
| 01:17:06 |
So I'm going to guarantee |
| 01:17:10 |
is our most experienced |
| 01:17:15 |
Let me |
| 01:17:16 |
If I had a nickel for every year |
| 01:17:19 |
I would have enough |
| 01:17:22 |
play a game of Pac-Man. |
| 01:17:24 |
Been five years. |
| 01:17:26 |
And if I stay with Sturdy |
| 01:17:28 |
then I'll have enough |
| 01:17:31 |
Another round of Pac-Man. Right. |
| 01:17:32 |
Five cents for every year, |
| 01:17:35 |
That's 25. |
| 01:17:36 |
That's 25 cents. |
| 01:17:38 |
But the Pac-Man here, |
| 01:17:44 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:17:46 |
There's a nation at war. |
| 01:17:48 |
Aye. |
| 01:17:50 |
Aye... I am, too. |
| 01:17:52 |
Wheeler hasn't called me back. |
| 01:17:55 |
I don't know, Beth. I mean, I can't |
| 01:17:58 |
You gotta promise me. |
| 01:18:00 |
I'm helping Augie with something, |
| 01:18:02 |
County courthouse, 3:00. |
| 01:18:06 |
Man, I'm gonna kick |
| 01:18:09 |
Yeah, totally. |
| 01:18:12 |
It's Artonius. |
| 01:18:13 |
Bid him good morrow. |
| 01:18:14 |
Greetings, Artonius. |
| 01:18:16 |
Get ready for some pain. |
| 01:18:18 |
What? What? Wait. No, no, no. |
| 01:18:21 |
You're out of Xanthia. |
| 01:18:23 |
Sorry, Blufgan. |
| 01:18:25 |
Forget it, Danny. |
| 01:18:27 |
They said I'm too |
| 01:18:29 |
They're kicking me |
| 01:18:31 |
What? Are you serious? |
| 01:18:35 |
Screw them. We'll |
| 01:18:36 |
We can't. |
| 01:18:38 |
All my costumes have the same |
| 01:18:41 |
And besides, you can't start |
| 01:18:43 |
No? What's the minimum? |
| 01:18:50 |
Where you going? |
| 01:18:52 |
You can't go anywhere. |
| 01:18:54 |
What do you want, |
| 01:18:56 |
Actually, we |
| 01:19:39 |
I can't believe |
| 01:19:42 |
A minotaur! |
| 01:20:07 |
Augie? |
| 01:20:09 |
Where are you? |
| 01:20:15 |
Hear he, hear he. |
| 01:20:17 |
This is a battle to the |
| 01:20:21 |
and the victor |
| 01:20:24 |
There'll be no magical |
| 01:20:28 |
Instead, if you are killed, |
| 01:20:31 |
Fight well, and may |
| 01:20:38 |
Stay close, like |
| 01:20:43 |
Brothers and sisters of the |
| 01:20:46 |
I stand here before you not as |
| 01:20:51 |
Today I stand before |
| 01:20:54 |
For time eternal, |
| 01:20:56 |
I have let the naysayers |
| 01:20:59 |
They used to say, |
| 01:21:02 |
"You should be |
| 01:21:04 |
"You look like a young |
| 01:21:07 |
Well, you know what |
| 01:21:09 |
I say nay! I will fight! |
| 01:21:12 |
I will not be embarrassed! |
| 01:21:14 |
Who the fuck |
| 01:21:16 |
He wrote the music |
| 01:21:18 |
That's a good movie. |
| 01:21:19 |
But I don't care, |
| 01:21:21 |
'cause in this moment, |
| 01:21:24 |
I know I have already won. |
| 01:21:26 |
An honorable, albeit court-appointed, |
| 01:21:30 |
"Do what makes you happy. " |
| 01:21:32 |
And nothing would make me happier |
| 01:21:37 |
When the elders |
| 01:21:39 |
they will speak of the courage |
| 01:21:42 |
Of the Spaceman. |
| 01:21:45 |
The Demon. |
| 01:21:48 |
The Starchild. |
| 01:21:51 |
And me, the Cat! |
| 01:21:53 |
So let us raise |
| 01:21:56 |
crank this shit up to 11, |
| 01:21:58 |
and let's rip this |
| 01:22:00 |
Yeah! |
| 01:22:01 |
Yeah! What the fuck |
| 01:22:03 |
May Xanthia and |
| 01:22:08 |
King Argotron be damned. |
| 01:22:12 |
Thank you, friends. |
| 01:22:14 |
Come. Let us gingerly |
| 01:22:19 |
Game on! |
| 01:22:21 |
Game on! |
| 01:22:38 |
Yeah! |
| 01:22:48 |
Once we pass this point, |
| 01:22:51 |
It's a fight |
| 01:22:52 |
About time! |
| 01:22:54 |
Yeah! |
| 01:22:59 |
Yeah. Oh, snap! No! |
| 01:23:01 |
Come on. No! |
| 01:23:04 |
Augie, what the hell? |
| 01:23:07 |
Retreat! Go! Like the leopard! |
| 01:23:12 |
Oh, Saint Venise! |
| 01:23:18 |
Et tu, you two? |
| 01:23:20 |
What the hell's going on? |
| 01:23:22 |
They killed you, so you have to |
| 01:23:25 |
Okay. I think I can do that. |
| 01:23:36 |
Not bad. |
| 01:23:38 |
Kuzzik. |
| 01:23:39 |
Fulfill your |
| 01:23:41 |
Yes. |
| 01:23:42 |
I will. |
| 01:23:44 |
I will, Kuzzik! |
| 01:23:45 |
Go. Go. |
| 01:23:47 |
Go. Go. |
| 01:23:55 |
Take that, you |
| 01:23:59 |
Hey. Hey. Where the hell are you guys? |
| 01:24:01 |
I cannot stall any longer. |
| 01:24:02 |
I'm at Jefferson Park. |
| 01:24:05 |
I'm in the middle of |
| 01:24:08 |
Beth, I gotta help Augie. |
| 01:24:10 |
Fucking Cacedonian ass. |
| 01:24:11 |
What? Hello. What? |
| 01:24:21 |
Bitch! |
| 01:24:22 |
Retreat to the castle! |
| 01:24:28 |
Long live Xanthia! |
| 01:24:43 |
You lost an arm, honey! |
| 01:24:48 |
Nice one, dude. |
| 01:24:50 |
Hey, Esplen. |
| 01:24:57 |
Okay. See you. |
| 01:25:02 |
Die, coward! |
| 01:25:04 |
Cacedonia |
| 01:25:08 |
What a scene. |
| 01:25:23 |
Okay. We lost a man, |
| 01:25:26 |
It's not the manpower. |
| 01:25:28 |
Shit, this kid really |
| 01:25:30 |
I want you to go left |
| 01:25:32 |
His lackeys |
| 01:25:33 |
but Davith of Glencracken |
| 01:25:35 |
He's the one built |
| 01:25:40 |
Leave it to us, Augie. |
| 01:25:41 |
Good luck, mi amigos! |
| 01:25:44 |
Thanks for doing this. I'm doing |
| 01:26:01 |
Come on. |
| 01:26:09 |
Feel the steel |
| 01:26:19 |
Hey, hey! Okay! Okay! |
| 01:26:21 |
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. |
| 01:26:24 |
It's a blast. |
| 01:26:26 |
Totally. |
| 01:26:27 |
I will. Thanks. Okay. |
| 01:26:29 |
We need people. |
| 01:26:38 |
Dude, you saved my life. |
| 01:26:41 |
I did what any good |
| 01:26:44 |
I honestly can't say |
| 01:26:47 |
You would, Danny, |
| 01:26:51 |
I want to hear you say it. |
| 01:26:54 |
Come on. |
| 01:26:58 |
I'm your friend. |
| 01:27:00 |
Will you hold me? |
| 01:27:02 |
Kiss on the cheek? |
| 01:27:03 |
Hug me. I don't want to |
| 01:27:06 |
Oh, no. Oh, no. |
| 01:27:09 |
Aren't you dead yet? |
| 01:27:11 |
Very close, Starchild. |
| 01:27:12 |
The end is near. |
| 01:27:20 |
Sleep, friend. |
| 01:27:24 |
They can't hurt you now. |
| 01:27:31 |
Right in the ball |
| 01:27:35 |
All right. I'm |
| 01:27:37 |
Hold your ground! |
| 01:27:37 |
Hold your ground! |
| 01:27:39 |
Enclose, stab. |
| 01:27:41 |
As you command. |
| 01:27:42 |
Yes, my lord. |
| 01:27:45 |
Davith is gone. |
| 01:27:47 |
Where's Spaceman? |
| 01:27:54 |
I don't think there's many |
| 01:27:56 |
If I could just get |
| 01:27:58 |
I swear I could take him. |
| 01:28:00 |
Hold up, dude. |
| 01:28:05 |
Hey, King! King! |
| 01:28:09 |
It's that guy from |
| 01:28:11 |
Oh, he seems |
| 01:28:13 |
Shall I take him out, sire? |
| 01:28:15 |
Nay. This one is mine. |
| 01:28:28 |
Well! Well, well. |
| 01:28:35 |
Looks like thou art fell for |
| 01:28:52 |
Now you will kneel |
| 01:28:56 |
Oh, drag. I really wanted to |
| 01:28:59 |
It's a crown! |
| 01:29:10 |
Cacedonia! |
| 01:29:14 |
You! |
| 01:29:18 |
Shit. |
| 01:29:24 |
Argotron. Face me, |
| 01:29:27 |
Didn't I teach you |
| 01:29:30 |
I think you're afraid |
| 01:29:35 |
Go get them, Augie! |
| 01:29:37 |
You shut up, whore! |
| 01:29:39 |
Yes, she is! |
| 01:29:48 |
He could actually win. |
| 01:29:50 |
Go, Blufgan! |
| 01:29:51 |
Yo, Augie! Fuck |
| 01:30:13 |
Screw it! |
| 01:30:14 |
Bad decision. |
| 01:30:15 |
No, it's a good decision. |
| 01:30:22 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:30:32 |
It's okay. |
| 01:30:44 |
Hey! |
| 01:30:46 |
Please. No. |
| 01:31:15 |
Yeah! |
| 01:31:16 |
That's what |
| 01:31:17 |
Yes! |
| 01:31:20 |
The gods have |
| 01:31:22 |
Blufgan is the last man |
| 01:31:26 |
All hail King Blufgan! |
| 01:31:31 |
Hail, Blufgan! |
| 01:31:36 |
Yeah! |
| 01:31:52 |
What? Esplen is still alive? |
| 01:31:56 |
Esplen! |
| 01:31:57 |
I was hiding in the |
| 01:31:59 |
That's a pretty |
| 01:32:00 |
Thanks. |
| 01:32:03 |
It's okay. |
| 01:32:05 |
All hail Queen Esplen |
| 01:32:09 |
Hail, Esplen! |
| 01:32:18 |
Game end! |
| 01:32:23 |
One slice to the king's chest and |
| 01:32:24 |
One slice to the king's chest and |
| 01:32:30 |
You did good, Augie. |
| 01:32:32 |
I mean, a girl did beat you, |
| 01:32:34 |
but it's definitely not as |
| 01:32:36 |
You were incredible. |
| 01:32:40 |
That's like a silver medal. Kind of |
| 01:32:44 |
No, but we... Serious, we |
| 01:32:47 |
Thanks for trying to |
| 01:33:04 |
Hail, Esplen! |
| 01:33:06 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:33:08 |
I can't believe I won. |
| 01:33:09 |
When I killed you, |
| 01:33:11 |
Yeah, well, the crown looks |
| 01:33:14 |
Thanks. |
| 01:33:17 |
Thanks. |
| 01:33:18 |
Yeah, I just drew them on. |
| 01:33:21 |
It looked good. |
| 01:33:22 |
Thanks. |
| 01:33:24 |
Oh. Okay. Cool. |
| 01:33:27 |
So, Augie, |
| 01:33:30 |
now that I'm queen, |
| 01:33:35 |
you'd wanna be my king? |
| 01:33:36 |
Yeah. I'd love that. |
| 01:33:40 |
Should... |
| 01:33:51 |
Fuck, yeah. |
| 01:33:59 |
Do you know the |
| 01:34:02 |
You did a really good |
| 01:34:05 |
Yeah. They'll probably |
| 01:34:06 |
for not showing up to the |
| 01:34:08 |
Well, listen. I got a long-standing |
| 01:34:11 |
and I don't want to get too graphic, |
| 01:34:14 |
Oh. |
| 01:34:16 |
Long story short, you |
| 01:34:19 |
Are you BSing me? 'Cause I |
| 01:34:22 |
No, I'm being straight |
| 01:34:24 |
Shit. Thank you. |
| 01:34:25 |
Whoa! Okay. |
| 01:34:26 |
Thank you so much. |
| 01:34:28 |
Hey, what's going on here? |
| 01:34:31 |
So speaking of whatever you |
| 01:34:33 |
I happen to know a really nice |
| 01:34:38 |
and I would love to take you |
| 01:34:41 |
Sure, Martin. |
| 01:34:42 |
I just hope we're talking |
| 01:34:45 |
Well, I was talking about |
| 01:34:48 |
and, yes, I was kinda hoping |
| 01:34:51 |
Call it out there. |
| 01:34:53 |
I mean, what are we after here? Okay. |
| 01:34:55 |
Quiet down! Quiet down! |
| 01:35:14 |
Beth, I hear you calling |
| 01:35:18 |
But I can't come |
| 01:35:22 |
'Cause me and the |
| 01:35:26 |
And we just can't |
| 01:35:31 |
None of these lyrics |
| 01:35:34 |
Have anything to do |
| 01:35:38 |
But it's got a pretty melody |
| 01:35:41 |
And I get to sing your name |
| 01:35:46 |
That seems pretty cool |
| 01:35:51 |
Beth, you are so awesome |
| 01:35:54 |
And I miss you so much |
| 01:35:58 |
Your beautiful smile |
| 01:35:59 |
And your positive attitude |
| 01:36:06 |
We don't have to get married |
| 01:36:09 |
But I'm still in love with you |
| 01:36:12 |
We can just be together |
| 01:36:16 |
Like Tim Robbins |
| 01:36:19 |
Good actors. |
| 01:36:21 |
Tim and Sue |
| 01:36:25 |
Beth, I am so |
| 01:36:28 |
And I hope we'll be all right |
| 01:36:32 |
You and me should make up |
| 01:36:37 |
Tonight |
| 01:36:43 |
And the kiss! |
| 01:36:46 |
Nice. |
| 01:37:32 |
Hey, what does this |
| 01:37:40 |
Hey. |
| 01:37:44 |
Yeah. |
| 01:37:52 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:37:54 |
Put it back in. |
| 01:37:55 |
Ouch. Ouch. |
| 01:37:58 |
There you go. |
| 01:38:01 |
Ow! |
