Rudo Y Cursi

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00:00:35 http://gmjl.blogspot.com/
00:00:43 A while back, some wanker told me
00:00:46 the most beautiful game ever invented
00:00:49 began with the severed head of a soldier.
00:00:52 And his enemy's brutal kick.
00:00:56 The first goal ever, unofficially,
00:00:59 was scored when the head flew
00:01:03 "Dreadful!" I said.
00:01:07 "Dreadful for the goalkeeper,
00:01:40 Know the difference between
00:01:43 -What?
00:01:44 -Nope.
00:01:46 Fucking A, Rudo!
00:01:49 Don't run, Tato.
00:01:52 -You'll bruise the bananas.
00:01:54 These are for export.
00:01:57 So goes our life, so goes our love
00:02:04 It's a never ending story
00:02:06 Stop with the yodeling, asshole.
00:02:08 Like an April evening. Love to love...
00:02:11 You know the words "shut up"?
00:02:14 Will you shut up now, jackass?
00:02:16 Asshole!
00:02:17 You're wearing me out!
00:02:21 Hey, shorty! Wait up!
00:02:23 Tato! Wait up!
00:02:29 Tato! Tell that dwarf to wait!
00:02:31 Hurry up! Grab on!
00:02:37 Hold it still, shithead!
00:02:39 You got it! Grab on!
00:02:45 Hold it still!
00:02:47 Grab on!
00:02:48 Wait, damn it!
00:02:50 That's it, grab the little stick, Beto!
00:02:55 In sports as in life,
00:02:59 if it doesn't support a group effort.
00:03:01 Teamwork can only be understood as
00:03:05 a principle of generosity, one for all.
00:03:08 That's the spirit that unites us
00:03:14 Don't play dumb. Where is it?
00:03:16 I lost it last night, mango.
00:03:18 Have you lost your mind?
00:03:22 Sorry, my system failed.
00:03:26 It always fails!
00:03:29 I want my blender!
00:03:31 You'll live like a queen once
00:03:36 Meanwhile we're screwed!
00:03:40 Big deal, ask my mom to borrow hers.
00:03:43 You ask her! Don't bet what's not yours!
00:03:47 Bet that stupid game of yours!
00:03:49 It's Campitos' game.
00:03:53 Then sell it.
00:03:56 It's called quality time.
00:03:57 I want my blender back!
00:04:00 More rice? You can finish later, Nadia.
00:04:05 Why bother? They're too chewy!
00:04:08 Now, dear, you already had a dozen.
00:04:11 And they all tasted like shit.
00:04:14 Where'd you buy them, Toña?
00:04:16 Same place as always.
00:04:17 So who's dumber? The one who bought
00:04:21 Don't talk like that to my wife
00:04:25 Did they run out of fresh tortillas?
00:04:27 My gun's bigger than yours!
00:04:31 Better leave your dad alone!
00:04:33 This cop ain't nobody's father!
00:04:35 He's only been here a couple of years!
00:04:39 I'm waiting.
00:04:41 Say you're sorry, damn it!
00:04:47 I'm going to Texas.
00:04:49 -What's that, Son?
00:04:52 Up north, with some guys from Chiapas.
00:04:55 To pick fruit?
00:04:57 No, I'm gonna make it big,
00:04:59 as a singer.
00:05:04 All wetbacks make minimum wage,
00:05:11 Cuco's got a cousin. He does radio in Texas.
00:05:14 Son, you sing real nice,
00:05:20 but Beto's right.
00:05:22 Then how will I ever build you your house?
00:05:24 You'll wind up singing in the street.
00:05:28 I'm the one who'll build the house,
00:05:30 -with my savings.
00:05:32 Friends, come make
00:05:35 Wish we had a phone
00:05:38 Yeah.
00:05:40 Like, how much could we buy?
00:05:42 A shitload, I guess.
00:05:47 The car's real nice.
00:05:51 We'd give it to my mom.
00:05:53 Geez, you're always giving her what's ours.
00:05:58 Well, Arnulfo never gives her shit.
00:06:01 So what about your brother?
00:06:02 He's good for nothing. Takes after his dad.
00:06:06 Yours wasn't so hot either, right?
00:06:11 You're my platonic love, forbidden fruit
00:06:16 I know we don't have a chance
00:06:20 to ever be together
00:06:23 but I worship you
00:06:26 from afar, little darling
00:06:39 I'll take Maya Vega over the car any day.
00:06:43 Don't say that, moron!
00:06:47 the sweetest nectar,
00:06:50 Well said, poet. So what'll it be?
00:07:01 Game time, you lazy fuck!
00:07:04 Hey, asshole!
00:07:07 Fuck off!
00:07:11 Man, you reek. Stay clear of the ref.
00:07:17 Buy me a beer, okay?
00:07:21 You're wasted.
00:07:22 -Pay you back later.
00:07:28 Here's where I enter the story.
00:07:31 Hello, chaps.
00:07:37 Baton?
00:07:39 That little wand conductors use.
00:07:44 There's lots of talent here!
00:07:46 -Really.
00:07:47 Buggered, old chap.
00:07:48 My tire's bungled
00:07:52 Is there a shop nearby?
00:07:54 Boot? You keep spares in your boots?
00:07:57 No... I need a place to fix it.
00:08:01 -There's a mechanic in El Naranjo.
00:08:04 Could you help me take the tire to be fixed?
00:08:06 No can do. Game time, Tato.
00:08:08 Trees on the cliffside
00:08:12 But I paid the alimony. Don't drag
00:08:16 Quiet, mate, I can't hear...
00:08:18 Not watered by the flowery river
00:08:20 Hello?
00:08:21 I'm never there?
00:08:27 Hello?
00:08:28 No signal. I'm losing reception...
00:08:33 Hey, here's a flat. Fix it, okay?
00:08:39 -Thanks, chaps, I'm very grateful.
00:08:43 Booger, wait up!
00:08:45 What do you think, sir? How's my singing?
00:08:46 Stellar. There's a tad extra for you in my tip.
00:08:50 -Tato, the game's starting!
00:08:54 Let me give you my info, to stay in touch.
00:08:56 -Of course.
00:09:04 Laddie, come here. Do me a favor.
00:09:07 Bring me an ice cold six-pack.
00:09:30 -String, kite, string!
00:09:34 -What do you mean?
00:09:43 -And who's the goalkeeper?
00:09:45 -Tato's brother.
00:09:48 Rudo?
00:09:51 I see.
00:09:54 He's totally ruthless.
00:09:56 Yes, I'm sure.
00:10:00 Dirt fields are a paradox.
00:10:02 The poorest places are where
00:10:08 Flawless, pure. Miraculous.
00:10:30 Tato!
00:10:33 Hey, did you see it?
00:10:35 Congratulations, smashing, well done!
00:10:38 Mr. Baton, I'm so glad you stayed!
00:10:40 Like I said,
00:10:45 -You're not in the music biz?
00:10:48 Football? Really?
00:10:49 Perhaps you've heard of Luis Guzman,
00:10:55 Of course we have.
00:10:56 I discovered those lads.
00:11:00 I found him in a little town in Chile.
00:11:05 I represent them all, and then some.
00:11:09 Let's cut to the chase.
00:11:11 I saw you chaps play and I'll be frank.
00:11:18 But you've got enormous potential,
00:11:25 -True, true.
00:11:27 And I'd love to take you both
00:11:33 For tryouts?
00:11:34 But I've got too many prospects,
00:11:42 What about the other?
00:11:44 The other? Hard to say. Football is fickle.
00:11:48 Could be a week, a month, a year,
00:11:51 or perhaps I'll never pass this way again.
00:11:52 How do you propose we decide?
00:11:55 Penalty shot.
00:11:57 You're sure? High stakes, Rudo.
00:12:01 Well, that's Football, right?
00:12:04 Absolutely.
00:12:05 Choose your goal.
00:12:08 That one.
00:12:09 Tally ho, lads.
00:12:11 Penalty shot, bro.
00:12:18 Shoot to the right.
00:12:19 -Let me block it. Shoot to the right.
00:12:26 Whenever you're ready.
00:12:28 Kick it, bro!
00:12:31 Come on, shoot!
00:12:37 Good show. Congratulations.
00:12:40 -Can we do it over?
00:12:42 Two out of three?
00:12:43 Afraid not. That's the game, win some,
00:12:49 Well done, Tato. Lovely, right in the pocket.
00:12:53 We're off early tomorrow.
00:12:57 I'll be there.
00:12:58 Coming! I'm already mobile.
00:13:04 -So, where can I stay?
00:13:08 Sounds charming for Osiris and myself.
00:13:11 Should I bring my uniform?
00:13:13 -What the fuck?
00:13:16 I said aim right!
00:13:19 I aimed right!
00:13:22 I meant the other right!
00:13:23 What other right?
00:13:25 My right, asshole!
00:13:27 You should have said to aim that way!
00:13:30 -What other right is there, jackass?
00:13:34 Motherfucker! Don't play dumb!
00:13:37 I'm not playing! You told me, "Aim right"!
00:13:40 Weren't you going up North?
00:13:42 -Well, yeah, bro!
00:13:44 So, then this chance came along!
00:13:46 Traitor!
00:13:48 You screwed me out of my chance, asshole!
00:13:56 They say the first wars
00:14:00 Then came games to prevent them
00:14:06 Pity, nowadays wars are mistaken
00:14:11 Especially between brothers.
00:14:14 We all depend on you.
00:14:15 It's what I always wanted, Toña!
00:14:20 But you're foreman at a banana ranch, Beto.
00:14:24 Because I never got the chance!
00:14:27 This football business is a long shot.
00:14:34 That asshole already made me lose!
00:14:41 Come on, sweetie.
00:14:44 We're better off
00:14:49 Don't call him that!
00:15:04 Watch yourself, Mom.
00:15:06 What do you mean?
00:15:07 -Well, Arnulfo.
00:15:11 Well, I'm off.
00:15:16 Wish me luck.
00:15:21 Take care, Son.
00:15:26 Of course I will. I'll build you a mansion
00:15:31 You'll do well, Tato. You'll see.
00:15:34 -Bye, Mom.
00:15:37 -I'll call you.
00:16:43 They stood you up, dumbass!
00:16:45 Faggot!
00:17:02 Son of a bitch.
00:17:04 I was just about to leave, Mr. Baton.
00:17:05 Flying the coop?
00:17:07 Hop in. Back seat's fit for a king.
00:17:10 Here?
00:17:11 Have a beer. Don't spill it.
00:17:16 Excuse me, miss.
00:17:20 Sorry I'm late, Osiris abused me
00:17:26 It's cool.
00:17:28 -Now who's left behind, faggot!
00:17:32 -Screw you! Kiss my ass!
00:17:38 I'll offer you a five-year contract.
00:17:42 That includes negotiations, administration,
00:17:45 everything to make your life easier.
00:17:47 My cut is 15%.
00:17:51 Deal?
00:17:54 First time in Mexico City?
00:17:57 Yeah.
00:17:58 It's a monster, eh?
00:18:00 But even the scariest
00:18:05 This humble abode is mine.
00:18:09 Here's enough food for a week.
00:18:12 I'm gonna eat this all week?
00:18:13 They're tasty. They've got shrimp.
00:18:15 Nobody's home now,
00:18:18 Not for long, though.
00:18:22 But there's only two beds.
00:18:24 You'll work out something.
00:18:26 Know how to use one of these?
00:18:28 -Yeah.
00:18:32 -Okay.
00:18:36 Do you know anybody in the music biz?
00:18:38 You're serious about singing, mate?
00:18:40 -Yes.
00:18:42 -My dad.
00:18:44 He sang in a famous band.
00:18:46 He was French.
00:18:49 He left me this.
00:18:52 The key of G. Nice.
00:18:55 My mother left me this.
00:18:57 Nice.
00:18:58 She was a whore.
00:19:00 Great lady.
00:19:01 I never wanted for anything.
00:19:06 Let's focus only on football.
00:19:10 Yes.
00:19:11 Get some rest,
00:19:12 tomorrow's the biggest day of your life.
00:19:16 Take care.
00:19:18 Thanks.
00:19:19 See you later.
00:19:37 I'm in for 25
00:19:40 and Pimienta's fucking watch.
00:19:42 You're out of control tonight, Rudo.
00:19:44 He misses his baby brother Tato.
00:19:46 I miss the blowjobs your mama
00:19:50 -To be honest, me, too.
00:19:54 -So what's up? Anybody in?
00:19:57 50 says I call. Show me what you got.
00:20:00 Read them and weep, jacks and aces.
00:20:03 Three of a kind, asshole.
00:20:06 Double or nothing. You and me.
00:20:09 What are you gonna bet, your mom?
00:20:11 You got another blender?
00:20:13 No, but I've got a pan to fry your balls on!
00:20:17 Leave my mom out of this, asshole.
00:20:19 Come on, Rudo, take it easy.
00:20:23 All of life is a gamble,
00:20:25 a ball hits the goalpost,
00:20:28 What makes the difference?
00:20:32 And the effect given to the ball
00:20:42 No!
00:20:43 He's a double threat. Old and rotten.
00:20:46 -I'm taking him out. Raúl!
00:20:48 He's not warmed up yet.
00:20:50 Don't forget, talent is ageless.
00:20:54 He fucks up again, he's out.
00:20:55 Give us a moment. Tato! Come!
00:21:02 What's wrong, mate?
00:21:05 That's Yank Garcia!
00:21:08 And J.J. Escandon, and that's Generalisimo.
00:21:10 It's just too much.
00:21:12 They can all blow me!
00:21:15 Yank used to drive a bus!
00:21:19 Escandon was a bricklayer!
00:21:23 You're a top player!
00:21:29 Let's make a deal.
00:21:32 If you make the team,
00:21:36 Okay.
00:21:40 Stop prancing around and play, you wanker!
00:21:43 Won't be long now before the magic starts.
00:21:49 Goal!
00:21:50 What did I tell you?
00:21:52 Where shall we have lunch, darling?
00:21:54 Goal!
00:21:56 -The lad's a goal-making machine.
00:22:00 Goal.
00:22:01 This could go on all day.
00:22:03 Does he have to do that
00:22:05 The lad's got style.
00:22:07 Where'd you find him?
00:22:09 You can talk about the miracle,
00:22:13 You prick.
00:22:15 The hick's got something.
00:22:16 Reminds me of myself. I'll take him.
00:22:18 He'll be a starter!
00:22:20 Depends on him. He's going places.
00:22:23 Don't forget, I get my 10%.
00:22:26 Done. Always a pleasure, Bruno.
00:22:29 I'm waiting for you to come back
00:22:34 To give me kisses and caresses
00:22:39 Tato, pass me the soap. It fell over there.
00:22:44 Where? Oh, yeah.
00:22:47 What the fuck!
00:22:48 Players can be quite
00:22:53 Sometimes they switch
00:22:56 They perform the legendary wedgie,
00:23:01 Some rookies stay awake on
00:23:04 with a teammate's penis in their mouths.
00:23:12 Faster, man!
00:23:15 What's it gonna take?
00:23:19 But you said the fruit would bruise.
00:23:21 Not if you run with the right technique!
00:23:25 What're you looking at, asshole?
00:23:31 What?
00:23:33 All you loaders are a bunch of faggots!
00:23:42 Give it a rest, dickwad!
00:23:46 Shut up, you fucking hick!
00:23:49 Hit the showers, your feet stink!
00:23:52 Shit yeah, man.
00:23:59 All right!
00:24:00 That's enough for today!
00:24:01 Tato! Come here!
00:24:03 How many weeks you been here?
00:24:07 About six.
00:24:08 Go get your stuff.
00:24:11 But... How come?
00:24:12 You're suiting up for Sunday's game.
00:24:16 You know what that means?
00:24:19 I don't know if you'll play,
00:24:22 Cat got your tongue?
00:24:25 -Thanks, Coach.
00:24:33 Are you going to watch Tato's game?
00:24:35 I'm busy.
00:24:36 You never miss a game.
00:24:39 Forget about your retarded brother.
00:24:41 I said, don't call him that!
00:24:43 Okay.
00:24:44 We'll be right outside.
00:24:46 Yeah.
00:24:48 You're coming, right?
00:24:53 ...and here's the bench for Amaranto.
00:24:55 Number 20, Pegoraro.
00:24:59 Beto, give me a hand.
00:25:01 -Number 17, Javier Mena.
00:25:04 Number 14, Tato Verdusco.
00:25:06 There he is!
00:25:10 Toña, you take her.
00:25:14 I got stuff to do.
00:25:17 The bench is purgatory.
00:25:19 It's like quicksand, the longer you stay,
00:25:23 the deeper you sink.
00:25:25 It's like taking your bride on a honeymoon,
00:25:28 then not being able to make love,
00:25:30 but having to watch 22 cretins and
00:25:36 while thousands cheer.
00:25:44 Raul Perez.
00:25:48 Beto Verdusco.
00:25:51 You still owe me half of
00:25:53 So I see.
00:25:55 Rudo! Main office! Phone call!
00:25:57 Thanks.
00:25:59 You're not supposed to take calls here.
00:26:02 Sorry. It won't happen again.
00:26:05 Afternoon, boss.
00:26:07 Hello, Rudo.
00:26:08 Sorry, excuse me.
00:26:12 Hello?
00:26:13 Rudo! Baton here!
00:26:16 Hello.
00:26:19 You want to turn pro?
00:26:22 Yeah, sure.
00:26:23 Your brother's been pushing for this,
00:26:27 -He has?
00:26:30 Whoa, better watch out, Baton.
00:26:32 Football in this country
00:26:35 Second Division extended its
00:26:40 And the Nopaleros club needs a goalkeeper.
00:26:43 You've got to be here tomorrow.
00:26:45 Yeah, sure.
00:26:47 Perfect. See you then.
00:26:49 Roger.
00:26:50 -Big hug, dearie.
00:26:54 Where've you been?
00:26:57 I'm here, but they wouldn't let me in.
00:26:58 If they ask for me, honey,
00:27:02 How's tricks? I found a team
00:27:05 Yeah? Great. But I'm going back home.
00:27:08 I'm tired of warming the bench.
00:27:09 Have you gone mental? Be patient.
00:27:12 I want to sing. Hook me up with
00:27:17 I'll get you the best contract!
00:27:19 But first you've got to play.
00:27:22 That's what I want, but they won't put me in.
00:27:24 Bruno's an imbecile.
00:27:26 I'll offer him a bigger cut,
00:27:32 -Yeah.
00:27:34 She's Maya Vega, right?
00:27:38 -Want to meet her?
00:27:40 There, now, Baton is here.
00:27:42 Maya!
00:27:44 Batty! So good to see you.
00:27:50 Hey, you got Gringa Roldán's
00:27:52 Not with me, I'll give it to you later.
00:27:54 Let me introduce an amazing
00:27:57 -Hi... Sorry.
00:28:00 Soon. You're the guest of honor.
00:28:03 I'll light the fire, you bring the meat.
00:28:05 Batty, you're impossible!
00:28:24 I'm leaving, Son.
00:28:27 Take care of Mom. Okay.
00:28:36 Now what, Beto?
00:28:37 -They're falling asleep, eh?
00:28:40 To the packing plant.
00:28:42 -Right now?
00:28:47 Bye, mango.
00:28:49 Go back to sleep.
00:28:58 -Out of my way...
00:28:59 Nothing personal, but goalkeepers
00:29:05 carrion birds. Bad omens.
00:29:08 They're solitary creatures who watch
00:29:12 They're allowed the forbidden,
00:29:16 and rain on everyone's parade.
00:29:20 They're catastrophic.
00:29:22 Sorry I'm late,
00:29:26 Let's go.
00:29:28 Afternoon, miss.
00:29:30 Football has to be your main priority.
00:29:33 As goalkeeper, you've twice the liability.
00:29:35 Guarding the net means carrying
00:29:38 It's always your fault.
00:29:40 There's an old saying,
00:29:42 if you want to stop being a prat,
00:29:46 What's a prat?
00:29:48 Tosser, knobhead... Jackass.
00:29:51 Are you willing to be a jackass for football?
00:29:53 Jackass? Never. No way.
00:29:55 That's the spirit!
00:29:58 By the way,
00:30:01 Agreed?
00:30:02 What? 15%? Too high.
00:30:06 I'll take 20 if you insist,
00:30:09 -First time in Mexico City for you, too?
00:30:12 It's a monster, eh?
00:30:15 But even the scariest
00:30:21 His name is Beto "Rudo" Verdusco.
00:30:24 Your goalie's an old man, Baton.
00:30:25 Talent is ageless, Obdulio.
00:30:27 How come they call him "Rudo"?
00:30:30 Mafafo!
00:30:32 It was clean.
00:30:36 Get out of here! Both of you!
00:30:39 He took a dive.
00:30:41 How come that ball's not moving, damn it!
00:30:44 So what do I do now?
00:30:45 -Play and keep from getting buggered!
00:30:50 So what do you think of Rudo?
00:30:52 If I ever need a hitman, I'll call you.
00:30:54 The nickname suits him, eh?
00:30:56 Too well. Come on!
00:30:59 Remember you lost
00:31:02 So what? Yours is a criminal.
00:31:04 Don't let him get away.
00:31:09 and the other one's got butterfingers.
00:31:11 There are others. Go after it!
00:31:15 Incredible! You're passing on
00:31:21 -What cut?
00:31:23 Nope.
00:31:24 All right, 15.
00:31:27 Okay. He can stay.
00:31:29 -My cut comes straight from you.
00:31:31 The pleasure's all yours.
00:31:35 Yo, pass me the soap.
00:31:37 The pink one? Sure.
00:31:40 Hold up, you faggot!
00:31:42 Calm down, asshole.
00:31:47 Come and make me, pussy!
00:31:50 Fricking newbie, now you're screwed.
00:31:53 Let's shave his balls!
00:31:55 Razorblade, razorblade!
00:32:02 I'd forgotten that variation.
00:32:05 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
00:32:08 Itchy?
00:32:10 Try talcum powder.
00:32:12 On the bright side, now it'll look bigger.
00:32:15 Sons of bitches. Ganged up on me.
00:32:17 One on one,
00:32:20 Let it go.
00:32:24 The owners pay by the game.
00:32:30 Don't worry. That net is mine.
00:32:34 That's the spirit. Keep it up.
00:32:36 This way.
00:32:38 You're lucky. The other blokes cleared out.
00:32:41 Now it's just you and your brother.
00:32:49 Spectacular, eh?
00:32:52 Yeah.
00:32:54 Here's food for a week.
00:32:57 Shrimp? Inside?
00:33:00 That's the place.
00:33:03 Your key.
00:33:05 See you tomorrow.
00:33:07 -You're leaving?
00:33:12 Big hug, dearie!
00:33:14 Little girl, little girl...
00:33:21 Yo.
00:33:22 Yo.
00:33:23 -What's up?
00:33:28 How's your team?
00:33:30 Good. We're gonna kick ass.
00:33:32 Watch your ass in the showers.
00:33:36 They can kiss my ass.
00:33:39 You still on the bench?
00:33:40 Yeah. But I don't give a shit.
00:33:43 I'm working on my singing career.
00:33:45 How do I call home on this piece of crap?
00:33:48 I was worried! Nobody knew anything!
00:33:50 How could you leave like that?
00:33:54 I didn't steal it, mango.
00:33:57 Oh, yeah? How?
00:33:59 -I'm already on a team.
00:34:02 You take the blender,
00:34:06 Sorry, mango,
00:34:10 When's that gonna happen?
00:34:11 Soon as I get paid so you can
00:34:14 And until then? What'll we live on?
00:34:17 -You left us nothing!
00:34:19 -Or sell Campitos' game!
00:34:22 Sell it, then you'll know
00:34:25 But I'm not coming out there
00:34:28 -I'm not crazy!
00:34:29 Like you give a shit! Goodbye!
00:34:42 What's Toña up to?
00:34:43 Nothing much. She says hi.
00:34:46 -You're pussy-whipped.
00:34:49 Want me to make you some soup?
00:34:51 Sure. That's talcum, right?
00:34:53 It's for your feet.
00:34:57 Look, just pour in boiling water
00:35:01 and throw it in.
00:35:03 -Hey, it's got shrimp!
00:35:06 Reunions are always magical,
00:35:09 like a striker's goal after a bad run,
00:35:12 or kicking the ball after a prolonged injury,
00:35:15 or a fan's return to the stadium
00:35:25 Go get it! Wake up!
00:35:28 Stay in formation!
00:35:29 Watch your back!
00:35:32 Move out!
00:35:33 Hey, Coach.
00:35:36 What's up, Rudo?
00:35:38 The wingmen won't fall back.
00:35:41 Why not switch to 4-4-2, move Fede
00:35:49 Sure. Don't be such a fucking idiot.
00:35:53 Listen up, men! The ship is sinking!
00:35:56 Switch to 4-4-2! Fede, you're defense!
00:36:00 Mafafo, you play floater!
00:36:01 Félix! You're in for Rudo!
00:36:05 Let's win this, men!
00:36:09 How'd you like my changes? Good, huh?
00:36:14 Go out and win, boys!
00:36:16 "How'd you like my changes?"
00:36:20 Ever been here before, mate?
00:36:23 I'm a regular.
00:36:25 Hey, Memo? What's up?
00:36:32 Come in.
00:36:35 We'll lose our shirts, eh?
00:36:38 It's cool, you're with me.
00:36:45 Why drag me along?
00:36:47 I'm a pacifist.
00:36:49 Let's watch your brother's game instead.
00:36:51 Why bother? He never plays!
00:36:54 This isn't what you promised!
00:36:56 I didn't even play three games!
00:36:58 I'm not even on the bench!
00:37:00 That's football, Rudo.
00:37:02 But I don't make money unless I play.
00:37:04 I'm broke. Loan me 100 pesos, okay?
00:37:08 -Fine, but I want it back, eh?
00:37:11 Bugger me! They're sending him in!
00:37:14 He may be a rookie,
00:37:18 I'll put 100 on the white.
00:37:19 There's no white. Red or green.
00:37:22 Red, then. I don't give a shit.
00:37:24 100 on the red he doesn't give a shit about.
00:37:25 -That's it?
00:37:28 No more bets! Let them loose!
00:37:32 You know why you're broke?
00:37:34 If you want to play and get paid,
00:37:38 Why? I didn't do anything!
00:37:39 You told the coach how to do his job,
00:37:43 And the bastard listened!
00:37:45 So what! It's not done.
00:37:48 You apologize, you play. End of story.
00:37:50 That asshole can go to hell!
00:37:51 To hell with him, then. You know best.
00:37:54 That's my boy!
00:37:58 What a waste.
00:38:00 That's my cock!
00:38:03 Check this out.
00:38:05 -Looks pretty bad.
00:38:09 -So you gonna pay me or what?
00:38:12 Tato looks good, he fakes,
00:38:13 the goalie leaves his area.
00:38:16 Tato shoots.
00:38:18 Goal!
00:38:20 What control!
00:38:22 What flourish!
00:38:23 This rookie is a sweetheart, he's a romantic!
00:38:26 Beyond romantic, he's Cursi!
00:38:29 What a super-duper goal
00:38:34 Who said they could call me Cursi?
00:38:38 "A Cursi Season." I'm no pansy.
00:38:41 They adore you. You've had a dream season.
00:38:46 Top scorer, rookie of the year.
00:38:50 But they can't call me that!
00:38:51 Bollocks! You'll take
00:38:53 Bullshit! You got a good nickname,
00:39:00 Chill out, Cursi.
00:39:03 Don't call me that, asshole!
00:39:05 You are a sweet romantic, Cursi.
00:39:07 How could I explain that I only played
00:39:11 that I was awful,
00:39:14 people said that I'd be better off
00:39:18 I've good news and bad news, Rudo.
00:39:20 Bad news first.
00:39:22 I couldn't find another team for next season.
00:39:26 Shit! What's the good news?
00:39:29 Look over there.
00:39:32 "Home of Cursi"
00:39:34 -What's that?
00:39:36 The owners want to take care of you.
00:39:38 Mine? For real?
00:39:39 The rent comes out of your paycheck,
00:39:48 Fuck, Baton! What's the good news?
00:39:52 Stop breaking my balls.
00:39:53 Good news is your brother's humble abode.
00:39:56 It's huge.
00:39:57 -The TV's incredible.
00:40:03 Whoa! Beto, three rooms!
00:40:07 A bathroom with one of those tubs
00:40:10 There's room for you, Beto.
00:40:14 Baton!
00:40:16 The SUV is also a gift from the Club.
00:40:20 Seriously?
00:40:23 It's white, like a ghost!
00:40:27 What are you doing? Chin up, come here.
00:40:29 I'm fine.
00:40:30 You're not, because you haven't
00:40:33 Nopaleros are now First Division.
00:40:37 But we didn't make the playoffs.
00:40:39 The magic of football in Mexico.
00:40:44 Boggles the mind.
00:40:46 What about that asshole Obdulio?
00:40:48 He's out! The new coach is a friend of mine!
00:40:52 I raved about you
00:40:54 Marvelous, eh?
00:40:56 I'm the starter? For real?
00:40:58 -Of course, as it you should be.
00:41:01 I can't turn it off.
00:41:03 Bollocks, like this!
00:41:05 One more thing...
00:41:08 A contract to record a song and a video.
00:41:15 Spare me.
00:41:17 We're gonna make it big!
00:41:44 I want you to want me
00:41:49 I need you to need me
00:41:54 I'd love you to love me
00:41:59 I'm begging you to beg me
00:42:04 I'll shine up the old brown boots
00:42:06 I'll put on a brand new hat
00:42:09 I'll get home early from work
00:42:10 If you say that you love me
00:42:15 Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?
00:42:20 Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?
00:42:25 Feeling all alone without you
00:42:37 String, kite, string!
00:42:39 Let's get going, bro.
00:42:40 Hold on, wait up.
00:42:42 Give me a break.
00:42:44 Awesome, huh?
00:42:46 It's all right. But enough already.
00:42:50 Okay, let's go.
00:42:51 The painting my dad left me
00:42:56 Really lights up the room.
00:42:59 Yeah.
00:43:01 Right on.
00:43:02 Hell yes. It's awesome.
00:43:05 Aren't you Rudo and Cursi?
00:43:07 Yeah.
00:43:08 I swear you're the sweetest striker ever.
00:43:10 Thanks, man.
00:43:11 You're a wall, Rudo.
00:43:16 They should worship you.
00:43:18 -Can I give you two a kiss?
00:43:21 Can we get a picture with you?
00:43:27 Go, go!
00:43:44 Why don't you sit with me,
00:43:47 I can't. I'm working.
00:43:50 They won't let you? Bastards.
00:43:53 Give me your number
00:43:58 Cell phone, I don't want to call your mom.
00:44:04 You're Cursi, right?
00:44:09 You're Maya Vega.
00:44:11 Have we met?
00:44:12 Sure, I'd know you anywhere.
00:44:15 I love your nickname, "Cursi."
00:44:21 Yeah... You could say that.
00:44:23 A super player who's super romantic.
00:44:26 But football's not really my thing.
00:44:31 Look, this was my dad's, he was French.
00:44:35 If you sing like you play,
00:44:40 Buy me a drink?
00:44:42 Yeah, sure. What'll it be?
00:44:44 Champagne, sweetie. Chilled.
00:44:48 Make it two, please. Thanks.
00:44:56 Go! Go!
00:45:04 That's that. Thanks. Later.
00:45:08 -You're Rudo, right?
00:45:10 You're a great goalie. Great gambler, too.
00:45:14 Really?
00:45:15 Sure. Let me offer you my services,
00:45:20 Top notch.
00:45:23 Give me a ring whenever.
00:45:38 -Look at the big truck, Mom!
00:45:45 -Look what I brought you.
00:45:49 Hey, Mom.
00:45:52 You're getting big!
00:45:54 When did they build that new road?
00:45:56 Some guy named Don Casimiro put it in.
00:45:57 He bought up all the ranches.
00:46:00 Very cool road.
00:46:01 Check this out.
00:46:03 To watch over you when I'm not around.
00:46:06 It's choreographic. Eyes open and shut.
00:46:10 -It's lovely!
00:46:12 -What happened to you, Mom?
00:46:15 Let me see.
00:46:17 I must have bumped into something.
00:46:20 Where's that asshole Arnulfo?
00:46:22 He ran off with some bimbo. Don't worry.
00:46:24 -How am I not going to worry?
00:46:26 I'll kill that motherfucker!
00:46:28 That pig will end up worse than your dad.
00:46:31 How come you didn't tell me, Nadia?
00:46:33 -I couldn't.
00:46:37 Tato, look what that prick Arnulfo did!
00:46:43 Son of a bitch!
00:46:45 No, not you, Baton.
00:46:47 One fucking phone call, Nadia!
00:46:51 I'll call you back.
00:46:53 Hey, Mom, guess what?
00:46:55 They picked me!
00:46:56 -For what?
00:46:59 We're going to play Haiti!
00:47:01 What about you, loser?
00:47:04 Thanks, honey. It's real nice.
00:47:08 Sorry I took so long, mango.
00:47:10 The blender's just the start.
00:47:14 I'll get you out of this shithole.
00:47:16 My home is not a shithole!
00:47:19 It's pretty crappy.
00:47:22 Just wait until I'm done.
00:47:23 Come with me to the city.
00:47:27 I don't know, honey.
00:47:29 You're my wife, aren't you?
00:47:32 I don't know anymore.
00:47:34 My husband took off like some crook.
00:47:36 I paid everything back, Toña.
00:47:38 Yeah, but I'm doing fine right here.
00:47:41 I'm a sales rep for WonderLife now.
00:47:43 What the fuck is that?
00:47:45 WonderLife is a multi-level marketing
00:47:49 We develop and sell vitamins,
00:47:54 That shit doesn't work!
00:47:56 It does! I'm doing well.
00:47:59 I've almost earned enough for a little car.
00:48:01 Screw that! I'll get you a car or
00:48:06 I've got nothing to do in the city.
00:48:08 Why don't you stay here with us?
00:48:10 You never listen, do you? I'm on a team!
00:48:13 Well, I'm happy here
00:48:18 Tristan's not good enough for you.
00:48:22 His dad runs that dime store
00:48:26 Not again.
00:48:27 He just wants to knock you up.
00:48:33 That's not true.
00:48:36 Open your eyes. Don't be a fool.
00:48:37 Leave me alone, Mom.
00:48:40 That girl. She reminds me of her father.
00:48:43 No way. He was ugly.
00:48:46 Nadia takes after you. She's pretty.
00:48:50 Right, Beto?
00:48:53 Never mind. Beto's upset
00:49:00 So...
00:49:01 Do you like Chololos Beach?
00:49:04 I love it. My dad used to bring me here.
00:49:09 We'd get naked and goof around.
00:49:11 Here's where I want to build your new house.
00:49:14 For real?
00:49:15 No, I want to build your new house.
00:49:19 You, too?
00:49:20 I'm figuring out how to finance it.
00:49:22 No, I'm looking at lots
00:49:26 It'll be nicer than that drug lord's house.
00:49:30 Much nicer. Huge. Three floors!
00:49:35 I'll put your pool bar over here.
00:49:39 No, I'll build your bedroom
00:49:42 The love for a mother
00:49:46 Mothers provide our identity.
00:49:49 Our struggle to win her affection
00:49:52 Every fan wants to prove
00:49:56 and every son knows
00:50:06 No, Mayita.
00:50:08 -Not here.
00:50:11 Wow, Cursi!
00:50:23 Oh, God.
00:50:26 Oh, boy.
00:50:28 What?
00:50:30 You're all shaved.
00:50:31 -You like?
00:50:35 It's yours.
00:50:41 Mayita.
00:50:43 You're sexier than I thought.
00:50:45 They're all yours.
00:50:48 My buddies are never gonna believe me.
00:50:52 Baby Face says you're a fragrant flower,
00:50:59 the sweetest nectar and all that.
00:51:02 The bastard's a real poet.
00:51:03 Ché has all your calendars.
00:51:07 Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:51:12 You've got to entice her
00:51:17 put her in her place if need be,
00:51:23 I know, mango, it is Tato's house,
00:51:27 Guess what?
00:51:29 I'm selling WonderLife now.
00:51:35 For real! TotalWonder's amazing!
00:51:37 I signed up four teammates.
00:51:40 I told them it takes 400 points.
00:51:43 Five hundred, sorry,
00:51:46 to become Quartz Sales Reps.
00:51:50 The whole team is on WonderLife.
00:51:58 One of my clients is waiting, honey.
00:52:02 Like you died and went to heaven, right?
00:52:06 Yeah, just like heaven.
00:52:08 Come to the poker table.
00:52:10 Minimum stake is $10,000.
00:52:13 Did you see the pot he raked in?
00:52:16 Time for bazooka.
00:52:18 -A what?
00:52:20 What's this?
00:52:22 Snow White, blow. Coke.
00:52:24 No way, I'm an athlete.
00:52:26 Whatever you say. You decide.
00:52:30 Play what? Poker?
00:52:32 Sure.
00:52:34 Have a seat, please.
00:52:36 -Evening, miss.
00:52:41 This car's a tank, huh?
00:52:44 I'm so proud of the way
00:52:47 Yeah?
00:52:48 Didn't you notice at the disco last night?
00:52:51 The Dogo?
00:52:52 It's super exclusive, all these VIPs
00:52:55 People love you!
00:52:57 That place is super cool. I had a great time.
00:52:59 Me, too. And that suit you had on?
00:53:02 -Yeah, the...
00:53:04 -Gabbana, yeah.
00:53:07 Not like your friend Worm-face or, sorry,
00:53:11 Well, my brother is sort of a hick.
00:53:13 And how many guys are
00:53:15 or how many singers have
00:53:19 Well, singing is my thing.
00:53:21 I know.
00:53:22 Let me see something.
00:53:28 -Hey, can you climb in there?
00:53:31 Yeah. I want to see something.
00:53:39 It's not easy to come from nowhere
00:53:44 -Why?
00:53:46 I ran away from Puerto Rico.
00:53:48 Pop wanted me to work in the bakery,
00:53:52 That's not me!
00:53:53 -No.
00:53:55 You've come out on top, Mayita.
00:53:57 Here I am, on TV, in magazines,
00:53:59 and with the most handsome,
00:54:04 You like this car?
00:54:06 It's the car I've always wanted.
00:54:11 Well, it's yours.
00:54:13 -For real?
00:54:15 Oh, baby, I love you.
00:54:19 Me, too.
00:54:22 Rudo Verdusco, the goalkeeping sensation!
00:54:25 If he keeps it up, he'll break the record
00:54:30 Cursi should be playing like Rudo,
00:54:32 but he fell from the national team
00:54:35 -posing with his girl in magazines...
00:54:37 ...living a pipe dream that'll kill his talent!
00:54:40 Get him off, get him off me!
00:54:43 Chill out, bro. Charlie's house-trained.
00:54:46 Why'd you bring it here?
00:54:47 I won him at poker. He's worth a bundle.
00:54:50 Tell him not to shit everywhere,
00:54:56 -Answer the door.
00:55:00 What's up, Son?
00:55:02 How are you?
00:55:06 Come on in.
00:55:08 Campitos! How's it going?
00:55:16 Angelita, what a big girl!
00:55:18 She's asleep. My stuff.
00:55:20 I'll get it.
00:55:22 This is Charlie!
00:55:24 Oh, how nice!
00:55:26 This house is gorgeous.
00:55:28 What'd I tell you? Look at Campos! Hey!
00:55:32 What made you change your mind?
00:55:33 I was sharing at a WonderLife meeting.
00:55:39 I told everyone how
00:55:42 and I realized it's best if we're all together.
00:55:44 I'll break the record with you here.
00:55:50 I want you to want me
00:55:54 I need you to need me
00:55:59 I'd love you to love me
00:56:03 I'm begging you to beg me
00:56:09 I'll shine up the old brown boots
00:56:11 I'll put on a brand new hat
00:56:13 I'll get home early from work
00:56:15 If you say that you love me
00:56:20 Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?
00:56:29 Since you didn't get a band,
00:56:35 Okay, it was a dive,
00:56:39 What the fuck's normal about this?
00:56:42 Singing at a circus for a bunch of brats?
00:56:44 A circus matinee
00:56:48 Fucking useless record label,
00:56:52 I'm hot shit!
00:56:55 On the pitch you are!
00:56:57 Football's your bag, not music!
00:56:59 Batty's got a point.
00:57:02 What? You're on his side now?
00:57:04 No, sweetie, you sing nice,
00:57:09 Life would be easier
00:57:13 between passion and talent.
00:57:16 That's the difference between
00:57:20 between adoring and being adored.
00:57:22 Two pairs, tens and fives.
00:57:25 Same here. What else you got?
00:57:28 -A three.
00:57:29 You're full of shit!
00:57:32 You got to know how to play the game!
00:57:34 Way to stay cool.
00:57:37 Great hand.
00:57:38 Want to pay off that credit line we gave you?
00:57:41 If I don't use it now,
00:57:44 -Whatever you say.
00:57:46 Give me a little fix, no?
00:57:48 Sure.
00:57:52 -All bets.
00:57:54 Bets.
00:57:56 -Bets.
00:57:57 Ace of diamonds. Five of hearts.
00:57:59 -Fifty.
00:58:02 -Hit?
00:58:05 I can handle 50. Here.
00:58:08 -Hit?
00:58:10 I fold.
00:58:11 -Hit?
00:58:13 Alone again.
00:58:15 Ten of hearts.
00:58:16 Well, let's up the ante another 50.
00:58:19 Why not 100?
00:58:23 Why not?
00:58:27 Eight of hearts. Anyone want to raise?
00:58:29 Pass.
00:58:42 Are you in or not?
00:58:43 I'm all in. That's all I've got.
00:58:46 You call?
00:58:48 -I call.
00:58:50 Show them.
00:58:53 Show your cards.
00:58:56 Three of a kind.
00:58:59 Flush. Read them and weep.
00:59:23 You had me sing at a Sweet 16 party, Baton!
00:59:24 I've had it! So, ciao!
00:59:32 What the fuck? Where is everything?
00:59:36 -We got robbed, bro.
00:59:39 Yeah. Cleaned out.
00:59:41 You tell the security guy?
00:59:44 He said he didn't.
00:59:45 Bastard. He's in on it. Let's call the cops.
00:59:49 No, what for?
00:59:51 Won't do any good.
00:59:53 They'll just ask stupid questions.
01:00:00 Shit, man.
01:00:03 Look. All they left was your dad's painting.
01:00:08 Yeah.
01:00:13 You lost my stuff gambling, didn't you?
01:00:17 I'm talking to you! You fucked up
01:00:22 I was on a winning streak,
01:00:27 Fuck that! You lost everything?
01:00:30 And I still owe them a shitload.
01:00:31 You asshole! We're supposed to be
01:00:34 -We still got your savings.
01:00:38 I've got a girl and a shitload of expenses!
01:00:41 You're a lying pig just like your old man!
01:00:44 You're just like that
01:00:46 Watch your mouth, shithead!
01:00:48 He was a son of a bitch just like you!
01:00:51 I bet he got off on this piece of crap!
01:00:54 -Quit it, jackass!
01:00:56 -Your dad was worse, asshole!
01:00:59 They called him Frenchy
01:01:02 -Fucking truck driver from Sonora!
01:01:04 Of what, shithead?
01:01:06 Of me, because I play better than you
01:01:09 High-class? They call her "pajamas"
01:01:14 -Shut the fuck up, asshole!
01:01:16 Fair play ends where intolerance begins,
01:01:19 with brothers turning
01:01:23 When balls are replaced
01:01:28 to vent pent-up rage and resentment.
01:01:32 Tragic, really.
01:01:33 What's wrong with Cursi?
01:01:36 Who wants him like this? He hasn't been
01:01:40 Watch him shoot and miss!
01:01:41 -Bastards!
01:01:44 Cursi needs to get back into shape,
01:01:46 Fuck them!
01:01:48 He's a dork, honey.
01:01:51 He dated Brenda, from the nightly news?
01:01:53 She says he's eensy-weensy.
01:01:55 Who cares? What's wrong with me?
01:01:58 It's just a bad streak.
01:02:00 When is it gonna end?
01:02:03 There's something I need to tell you.
01:02:06 I need to tell you something, too.
01:02:08 Really? What?
01:02:09 -No, you first.
01:02:11 -You first, honey.
01:02:13 -You were gonna tell me first.
01:02:15 -Hey!
01:02:19 Here, take it.
01:02:23 Thanks. You know chocolates
01:02:26 But these are dietetic. Just open it.
01:02:39 It's beautiful.
01:02:42 So? Will you marry me?
01:02:47 Of course I will, I love you.
01:02:50 I love you, too.
01:02:52 What were you gonna tell me?
01:02:54 Nothing, forget about it.
01:03:06 I'm watching cartoons, Son. Hang on.
01:03:09 Give her WonderBaby three times a day.
01:03:12 Okay.
01:03:14 Charlie, say bye-bye!
01:03:18 See you later. Take care.
01:03:21 If you don't like cartoons,
01:03:23 Hotel manager says
01:03:27 Then we'll find someplace else.
01:03:30 My sales have taken off
01:03:34 -We can get a lot of money for him.
01:03:36 -So we have to sell him.
01:03:41 -Loan me some pocket money?
01:03:43 To get some food. Look at the time.
01:03:47 Okay, but bring some juice for the kids.
01:03:52 Don't be long.
01:03:59 Hello?
01:04:02 -Son, how are you?
01:04:04 I got a big surprise!
01:04:06 Your sister Nadia is getting married!
01:04:09 To...
01:04:12 Tristan?
01:04:13 Are you nuts? That deadbeat? No way!
01:04:16 She's marrying Don Casimiro!
01:04:18 But the guy's a drug lord!
01:04:20 Don't call him that.
01:04:21 His guys were in a shootout
01:04:25 And those people
01:04:27 Gossip.
01:04:28 He's quality.
01:04:32 So he's all right, then.
01:04:33 The wedding's on a weekday
01:04:36 Sounds great. See you there.
01:04:41 Bye, Mom, kisses.
01:04:43 Bye, Beto.
01:04:46 Hey, what's up?
01:04:48 -Want to go shopping?
01:04:54 It's out of my hands.
01:04:58 But the folks behind the scenes
01:05:00 Ask them to raise my credit.
01:05:01 I swear this pains me.
01:05:04 Your IOU is tsunami size.
01:05:06 I'll pay back everything. Just give me time.
01:05:08 I'd love to help. But I can't.
01:05:11 Do you have Pampers Supreme?
01:05:13 -We're all out, sir.
01:05:15 You've got no limit, Rudo,
01:05:20 I just use it to gamble
01:05:22 I always hear that.
01:05:24 You got no plan B. And that costs money.
01:05:27 One more chance.
01:05:31 You got 15 days to settle the score.
01:05:35 Cupcake?
01:05:37 Listen, they're all out of Pampers Supreme.
01:05:40 How's it my fault?
01:05:41 But, baby...
01:05:43 Yes, honey.
01:05:45 Yes, honey.
01:05:47 Love you.
01:05:48 Fifteen days. That's the Amaranto game.
01:05:53 I understand. That's your deadline.
01:05:55 I'm telling you as a friend, pay up.
01:05:56 They're super assholes
01:05:59 No, I don't.
01:06:01 You heard about that dude
01:06:03 -Oh, yeah!
01:06:05 And his debt was nothing
01:06:10 I hope these don't give my kid diaper rash.
01:06:25 He won't eat,
01:06:56 Cheers. Cheers!
01:07:06 Hey! You've reached Maya.
01:07:10 Baby, why weren't you at the airport?
01:07:15 Everyone's waiting.
01:07:18 I know we were gonna announce
01:07:23 Buzz off!
01:07:24 But I told Cuco
01:07:26 and he can't keep his mouth shut.
01:07:31 Call me.
01:07:33 I love you.
01:07:34 So you gonna help me?
01:07:36 Not sure. It's a tall order. And a pretty penny.
01:07:39 But tell me, what do you feel
01:07:43 Same as when I'm in goal.
01:07:46 Come on, you can fix anything.
01:07:48 Maybe I can do something, but...
01:07:51 What?
01:07:52 I could put my money
01:07:56 Now you're talking!
01:07:58 We'll crush those bastards!
01:08:00 No. I was thinking the opposite.
01:08:03 What do you mean? We're gonna win!
01:08:05 That depends.
01:08:06 Not if you let some goals through.
01:08:10 Not if you let them win.
01:08:12 No, that's not right.
01:08:15 You owe too much money.
01:08:17 The stakes are too high.
01:08:19 But what about my shut-out record?
01:08:23 Something's got to give.
01:08:27 If you won't, you won't.
01:08:31 Even though it could help your brother
01:08:37 He can go to hell!
01:08:38 To hell with him, then.
01:08:40 You fix the problem,
01:08:42 -That's how it's got to be.
01:08:46 Wasn't your woman supposed to be here?
01:08:49 Bullshit my ass.
01:08:52 She's got the ring.
01:08:56 Marry in June.
01:08:58 That's her hottest month
01:09:01 Mine's all sticky there!
01:09:03 From that glue you use
01:09:09 What are you laughing at, you hick?
01:09:11 What's up, little brother-in-law?
01:09:14 Where's the other one?
01:09:18 There he is.
01:09:20 Rope him in.
01:09:22 Little brothers-in-law,
01:09:23 my Nadia told me you always wanted
01:09:29 Well, your dream's come true.
01:09:31 I'm building a little mansion
01:09:34 Real nice.
01:09:37 Your mom and the family
01:09:40 Thank you, Don Casimiro.
01:09:43 My boys...
01:09:47 No trouble, little lady.
01:09:49 Don't football players dance?
01:09:53 Come on, darling, let's shake those bones.
01:10:02 -May I?
01:10:06 What can be done when you've
01:10:11 singing, shouting, willing to die for her,
01:10:15 then she finds a more determined fan
01:10:19 who claims he's better than you
01:10:23 Where do you leave your wounded pride?
01:10:27 I've good news and bad news.
01:10:30 Bad news first.
01:10:32 The owners gave you an ultimatum.
01:10:35 If you don't score against Nopaleros,
01:10:40 Yeah, I know. Faggots.
01:10:42 They're pathetic.
01:10:45 What's the good news?
01:10:47 You're marrying a goddess.
01:10:49 And you're a top player
01:10:54 You're the best, got it?
01:10:58 The best!
01:11:00 Okay, fuck them all.
01:11:02 That's my Cursi.
01:11:05 Stick it to them tomorrow.
01:11:07 Yeah, I'll call you. Thanks.
01:11:09 Ciao.
01:11:20 Hey! You've reached Maya.
01:11:24 Maya, please. I've left a zillion messages.
01:11:28 Call me. Love you.
01:11:32 Fucking Cursi.
01:11:33 If you don't play like you used to
01:11:37 we'll beat the crap out of you.
01:11:39 We know where you live,
01:11:41 where you train, where you hang out
01:11:44 so you better play to win, asshole.
01:11:47 Can I have your autograph?
01:11:49 Sure, who's it for?
01:11:51 -For Porky.
01:11:53 Porky?
01:11:55 And one for Yenni. Spelled "Y" double "N."
01:11:58 You better score or we'll fuck you up.
01:12:01 Ever since football became a business,
01:12:06 No more joy in the game, only fear remains.
01:12:10 No one takes chances
01:12:13 It's like living with a gun to your head.
01:12:17 Rudo! One second.
01:12:20 You are 90 minutes away
01:12:23 Can you taste it?
01:12:25 No, I can't taste it, I got 90 minutes
01:12:31 How did you come this far?
01:12:34 Ever since I was a kid
01:12:38 Sometimes I'd pretend they were
01:12:42 -Best of luck. Thanks.
01:12:48 Guess who's mooning about town,
01:12:54 Who might that be?
01:12:55 That dashing national team player
01:13:01 No fucking way!
01:13:02 Wasn't she dating that other player,
01:13:08 Lousy, your ass, bitch!
01:13:10 She has traded failure for success.
01:13:14 Maya! Tell us about your new romance?
01:13:18 I'm thrilled, right, honey?
01:13:21 I'm gonna kill her!
01:13:24 Hey! You've reached Maya. Leave me a...
01:13:25 Answer, you fucking whore, answer!
01:13:29 I just love how they call him "Gringa."
01:13:33 Fucking whore! Fucking bitching whore!
01:13:36 -Take it easy.
01:13:41 -It's all good, Cursi.
01:13:49 They're fucking my broad!
01:13:54 -He found out!
01:13:55 -It was on TV!
01:13:58 Chill out.
01:14:05 That fucking whore!
01:14:06 I'm gonna kill her.
01:14:09 I'm gonna kill that bitch
01:14:15 Get the doctor!
01:14:20 Stop it, Cursi! Get back here!
01:14:21 Get him!
01:14:28 Hurry, Doc. He flipped out.
01:14:31 -Tranquilize him.
01:14:33 The problem with loving the ball
01:14:35 is that everyone wants her
01:14:39 That's why you've got to take care of her.
01:14:53 -Hello?
01:14:55 Hey, mango. How are you?
01:14:57 Bad, honey, real bad.
01:15:00 -What's wrong?
01:15:03 I only needed 10 to become a Ruby
01:15:07 What happened?
01:15:10 I don't know. They added them up wrong.
01:15:13 They put me back where I started,
01:15:19 Of course it's not fair.
01:15:21 Don't worry, mango, I'll help you
01:15:26 Thanks, Beto.
01:15:27 Come on, babe, I'm your husband.
01:15:30 Everything's gonna be all right.
01:15:32 You're right.
01:15:35 Now get some rest.
01:15:38 Guess so, huh? The record.
01:15:41 You get some rest, too.
01:15:45 Kisses.
01:16:00 Hello? Baton?
01:16:02 Rudo, how's tricks?
01:16:04 How many goals do I let through?
01:16:06 Games are won by a single goal.
01:16:10 You got a deal. I'm in.
01:16:13 -You're positive?
01:16:14 -Because my savings will be on the line.
01:16:17 Don't worry. Good night.
01:16:28 The scalpers are making a killing.
01:16:29 It is a blood duel!
01:16:31 Two brothers. Head to head.
01:16:33 -Rudo is at his peak!
01:16:36 Will Rudo break the shut-out record?
01:16:40 His brother won't let it happen.
01:16:42 Even if he's stuck in limbo
01:16:49 What is Cursi feeling after the way
01:16:54 The brothers' duel has captivated
01:17:06 Listen, guys,
01:17:11 That guy likes sneaking behind
01:17:16 Cursi!
01:17:21 To the bench.
01:17:24 -Yes, sir.
01:17:26 Same plays, but please, make the goals.
01:17:31 Gather round.
01:17:34 Kill the music!
01:17:36 Our father who art in heaven,
01:17:59 Good luck. We have to win.
01:18:01 Yeah.
01:18:13 Bruno Lopez, mysterious coach.
01:18:16 Here's the line-up. Breaking news,
01:18:32 Ninety minutes to the record, Rudo!
01:18:44 Kiss my ass, Rudo!
01:18:55 Hey, kid!
01:18:57 What?
01:18:58 Take a message to Cursi on the bench.
01:19:01 No way. I can't budge.
01:19:02 Come on. The other kid can cover for you.
01:19:04 I'm not allowed.
01:19:06 -I'll give you an autographed jersey.
01:19:09 Fucking faggots.
01:19:11 What do I tell him?
01:19:13 Ask him if he's on the bench
01:19:18 Hurry up!
01:19:30 Amaranto moves fast.
01:19:32 Fernandez upsets the Nopalero defense,
01:19:37 No, Rudo drops the ball!
01:19:39 Here comes Farias! He shoots!
01:19:40 -Out of bounds!
01:19:43 How could you drop that beach ball?
01:19:45 Seems like Rudo doesn't want the record.
01:19:47 What a stupid mistake.
01:19:48 What a jackass!
01:19:50 Rudo's sloppiness puts pressure
01:19:53 Zapallo?
01:19:57 Double my wager.
01:19:59 Did you see what just happened?
01:20:00 Then stop farting around and double it.
01:20:25 Come on! Spread out!
01:20:27 Nopaleros stampedes down the right.
01:20:30 Serrano reaches the end line,
01:20:34 Mafafo kicks. Off the post!
01:20:36 Amaranto is miraculously saved!
01:20:43 Come on, Beto!
01:20:45 Keep your eyes open!
01:20:47 Let's go!
01:20:50 What did he say?
01:20:51 He says you've got no fucking idea
01:20:54 He said that? What are you laughing at?
01:20:55 Here they come!
01:20:57 Rudo comes out late, Mena takes aim.
01:20:59 Terrible kick! Horrible!
01:21:03 Mena blew it, he won't get
01:21:06 -The ref signals the end of the first half.
01:21:10 The best part of the game is yet to come.
01:21:12 -Lend me your sister, Rudo!
01:21:15 Ain't I?
01:21:34 Pay today or you're dead
01:21:50 Hello? Listen, I'll pay, I swear.
01:21:54 How the hell will you pay,
01:21:58 Baton?
01:22:00 What do you want from me?
01:22:04 Don't fuck with me, bastard!
01:22:07 Try harder. It's already the second half!
01:22:10 Did you see them play? They suck.
01:22:14 Then make the goal yourself,
01:22:18 Why don't they send in Tato?
01:22:20 Maybe he could do something.
01:22:22 He has woman trouble.
01:22:24 Worry about your own ass!
01:22:27 Can't you see there's a noose
01:22:30 Don't you get it?
01:22:32 You've got to lose!
01:22:48 Listen up, men!
01:22:50 It's zero-zero,
01:22:53 When it's this close,
01:22:56 Play with talent and balls!
01:23:01 -Who are we?
01:23:03 -What do we play with?
01:23:05 Your bro's on the bench because he found
01:23:10 and they had to sedate him.
01:23:11 -What's it to you, asshole?
01:23:14 I screwed her good a long time ago.
01:23:18 Suck my dick, Cursi!
01:23:21 Let me grab your ass, Cursi!
01:23:27 Fucking Cursi wuss!
01:23:30 Dive between my legs, Rudo!
01:23:45 We're expecting a vibrant second half,
01:23:49 45 minutes away.
01:24:03 Kid!
01:24:07 Come here!
01:24:09 Tell Cursi to get a grip.
01:24:13 I hate seeing him like this.
01:24:16 What'll Mom say
01:24:20 That's really long.
01:24:21 Go tell him before you forget.
01:24:24 Send it over!
01:24:27 -Hello?
01:24:29 Not now.
01:24:30 Why are you waiting, send in Cursi!
01:24:34 Cursi's done. He's in no condition to play.
01:24:36 You've got to send him in! Or you want
01:24:40 Fuck you! Now he stays on the bench!
01:24:42 Really? And will your wife be upset
01:24:45 when she finds out
01:24:48 Fuck off!
01:24:49 Prick!
01:24:51 Pass it!
01:24:57 -Cursi! Start warming up!
01:24:58 Yes, you!
01:25:00 In you go, asshole!
01:25:08 Cursi, Rudo says your mama is a whore.
01:25:16 Out of my way.
01:25:18 Finally, a smart substitution.
01:25:20 There's Cursi.
01:25:28 He's seeking revenge
01:25:31 Maybe Cursi can break the deadlock.
01:25:33 If he fails he'll be sent down
01:25:36 He's got everything to win, nothing to lose.
01:25:50 Cursi sucks your dick, Rudo!
01:25:52 Go, Cursi! It's all yours!
01:25:54 Cursi on the move, passes to Lopez,
01:25:59 who sends back a beautiful pass.
01:26:01 Cursi one on one against his brother.
01:26:03 What a duel! He shoots!
01:26:04 Goal!
01:26:11 -What a goal.
01:26:13 -How the fuck did that happen?
01:26:20 String, kite, string!
01:26:23 What?
01:26:26 Offside! Incredible! What a close play!
01:26:30 Cursi can't break the curse!
01:26:32 Fortune remains on Rudo's side.
01:26:34 There's no offside! You wanker!
01:26:40 Hang in there, Rudo!
01:26:42 The ref is blind!
01:26:46 You get my message, bro?
01:26:48 -My mom is not a whore!
01:26:50 What's wrong with you?
01:26:53 What's wrong with those boys?
01:27:02 This'll calm you down.
01:27:14 Amaranto presses on.
01:27:16 Cursi shakes off a foul
01:27:19 Passes to the center.
01:27:21 What, Zapallo?
01:27:23 Don't fuck with me, we can't lose.
01:27:28 Don't break my balls! Games last 90 minutes.
01:27:31 Cursi dribbles in.
01:27:33 The final minute lasts 60 seconds!
01:27:35 Penalty! What'd I tell you?
01:27:38 The ref's blind! That's no penalty!
01:27:42 Now that's a penalty.
01:27:44 -No way, ref!
01:27:46 What a stupid play by Rudo.
01:27:48 His record is in jeopardy.
01:27:52 There's something fishy here.
01:27:53 -I didn't touch him!
01:27:57 I didn't touch you!
01:28:01 Does it hurt? Or only when you laugh?
01:28:03 Get up!
01:28:04 Let Centipede take it!
01:28:12 Give me a shot.
01:28:15 Coach wants me to take it.
01:28:16 I know, but give me a shot anyway.
01:28:18 Centipede!
01:28:20 Fuck!
01:28:24 The moment of truth comes for everyone.
01:28:34 I just want you to know,
01:28:36 I don't care if you forgive me,
01:28:39 Shoot to the right, please.
01:28:42 What?
01:28:44 Tension on the field.
01:28:47 Nothing friendly, I assure you.
01:28:50 Tato, you're gonna be okay, bro.
01:28:57 -Beto! We're brothers, man.
01:29:00 We're brothers.
01:29:03 Please, shoot to the right.
01:29:05 To the right.
01:29:06 Come on! Let's play! Time's almost up.
01:29:08 Take your positions.
01:29:14 Rudo, one more minute!
01:29:25 Minute 89,
01:29:26 two brothers face off at 12 paces,
01:29:30 one ball, one record at stake.
01:29:36 Shoot!
01:29:47 The game ends with this kick.
01:29:57 Shoot!
01:30:03 The stadium is delirious.
01:30:10 Rudo against Cursi.
01:30:11 A family divided.
01:30:19 Shoot.
01:30:48 Incredible!
01:30:56 Rudo snatches the glory
01:31:02 -Fucking A!
01:31:09 Rudo's the hero!
01:31:15 Those bastards!
01:31:17 YOU DID IT, RUDO!
01:31:19 Goalie, goalie!
01:31:22 -I should've taken the shot.
01:31:36 Penalty means punishment.
01:31:39 But only one man is penalized,
01:31:42 The winner is covered in glory.
01:31:45 If both are penalized,
01:31:47 that means the grand game of life
01:31:51 has defeated the beautiful game of football.
01:32:05 We're gonna fuck you up, asshole!
01:32:12 Cursi was sent to Second Division.
01:32:15 He never got his mojo back
01:32:19 He quit football and moved to Chilpancingo,
01:32:22 where he runs a karaoke bar
01:32:26 Every night, from 8:00 to 10:00,
01:32:41 Shit! What the hell?
01:32:42 What's with this asshole?
01:32:47 Why'd you cut me off?
01:32:58 Rudo was lucky. They didn't kill him.
01:33:01 The bullets ruined only one leg.
01:33:04 He had to quit football,
01:33:07 but his shut-out record still stands.
01:33:11 He coaches a Second Division team
01:33:16 Now he gambles from the bench.
01:33:30 What's up, dude?
01:33:32 Nothing.
01:33:36 What's happening?
01:33:38 The usual.
01:33:41 Mom's house turned out awesome, huh?
01:33:45 Yeah.
01:33:47 Fucking Casimiro, he's one fat cat.
01:33:49 He sure is.
01:33:52 Nadia looks real nice pregnant, no?
01:33:55 She's a whale.
01:33:57 She's ready to pop.
01:33:59 Seems like they're moving too fast.
01:34:01 That's their business, bro.
01:34:05 Sing something, okay?
01:34:09 -Yeah?
01:34:11 All right. What do you want to hear?
01:34:14 The one...
01:34:17 That one you're good at.
01:34:20 Which one?
01:34:25 You know the one.
01:34:26 You're on. But sing with me, all right?
01:34:30 Remember...
01:34:33 I want you to want me
01:34:37 I need you to need me
01:34:41 I'd love you to love me
01:34:42 I'd love you to love me
01:34:45 I'm begging you to beg me
01:34:58 And me?
01:35:01 The Verdusco brothers
01:35:05 I bet everything on Amaranto to win.
01:35:08 That tie game didn't do me any good.
01:35:11 But I'm still gallivanting about.
01:35:13 Someone has to find the diamonds
01:35:31 Pardon me, who are those twins
01:35:35 They're Hector and Nestor Morales.
01:35:36 The best midfielders in the state.
01:35:39 Lovely.
01:35:42 All for the love of the game.
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