Run Fat Boy Run

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00:00:39 #Holdin' hands at midnight
00:00:45 # Nice work if you can get it #
00:00:47 # And you can get it
00:00:51 # Strollin' with that one girl,
00:00:57 # Nice work if you can get it #
00:01:00 # And you can get it
00:01:03 # Just imagine someone
00:01:09 # Where two hearts become one #
00:01:11 - # Who could ask
00:01:15 That looks good enough to eat.
00:01:16 Oh, thank you.
00:01:17 I wasn't talking about the cake.
00:01:19 Oh, Gordon. You're my cousin.
00:01:22 Never stopped
00:01:24 You're a very sick man.
00:01:25 Mm. Hi.
00:01:27 - Hi.
00:01:30 Oh, Mum, would you take Grandma
00:01:33 Yes. Come on, sweetheart.
00:01:35 So, do you wanna go and
00:01:36 Sure thing.
00:01:38 How's he doing?
00:01:39 Oh, great. Thrilled.
00:01:42 I'm telling you, he's thrilled.
00:01:52 Dennis, it's Gordon.
00:01:57 Wow! You look great!
00:02:03 So, are you ready?
00:02:04 Um...
00:02:07 - Just...
00:02:08 I'm gonna give you a minute
00:02:10 give you a minute.
00:02:18 No, no. I don't want to.
00:02:20 Done want to, ah...
00:02:26 Dennis!
00:02:27 It's time.
00:02:31 Dennis!
00:02:33 Dennis!
00:02:37 # Where to promise
00:02:41 Dennis, we're gonna have a baby.
00:02:46 Dennis.
00:02:49 Dennis?
00:02:50 # Who could ask
00:03:02 Aw, shit.
00:03:09 Dennis!
00:03:13 Dennis!
00:03:16 # I'm sorry, sorry, sorry
00:03:18 # But you're half a world away
00:03:21 # Now you're gettin' too much,
00:03:24 # 'Cause all I really wanted
00:03:27 # What is there to say #
00:03:28 # What is there to say?
00:03:29 # In a world so grey? #
00:03:31 # In a world so grey #
00:03:32 # Why, oh, why, oh, why
00:03:37 - Come on!
00:03:38 - # A wind-up heart #
00:03:40 - # Then you must
00:03:43 - # Did you think
00:03:45 # When you copied everyhing
00:03:48 - # When the tide of love is out
00:03:50 # You're cryin'
00:03:52 # Scared of your shadow #
00:03:53 - # If you thought
00:03:54 - Oh!
00:03:56 Gotcha. Where is it?
00:03:57 Where's what?
00:03:58 You know what I'm talkin' about!
00:03:59 Ooh! Hey! Hey!
00:04:00 Ooh!
00:04:01 All right!
00:04:02 What do you
00:04:03 I've never seen those
00:04:05 Yeah, and you're
00:04:07 You bastard.
00:04:08 Don't.
00:04:09 Little shit!
00:04:10 There's nothing to see here,
00:04:11 Ow!
00:04:20 Where's the bra?
00:04:21 What bra?
00:04:24 Whoo!
00:04:25 Come on, fat boy, run!
00:04:27 I'm not fat!
00:04:28 I'm just-- I'm unfit.
00:04:31 Go on, then.
00:04:35 Ow!
00:05:11 Yes?
00:05:12 Could you let me in, please,
00:05:16 Who the hell are you?
00:05:18 You-- Why are we--
00:05:20 It's Dennis Doyle
00:05:22 Dennis Doyle from downstairs
00:05:24 killed by his landlord.
00:05:25 - Do you know why?
00:05:26 Failure to pay the rent
00:05:29 Dennis!
00:05:30 Hey, Maya.
00:05:32 I'm in a bit of a hurry?
00:05:33 - Have you got any money?
00:05:37 And put something on.
00:05:40 Hello. Hello.
00:05:42 Yes?
00:05:43 Do you know what happened
00:05:45 after he killed Dennis Doyle
00:05:47 - No.
00:05:49 and a nice foot massage.
00:05:53 Hey, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.
00:05:55 Mr Ghoshdashtidar, wait--
00:06:10 Well, how is the old rascal?
00:06:12 I hear it's going to be a party
00:06:15 You know Bilbo.
00:06:17 He's got
00:06:18 Mm. Ah, well,
00:06:21 Jake, your dad's gonna be here
00:06:24 You ready?
00:06:25 Ready!
00:06:26 All right,
00:06:31 Hey.
00:06:33 - # You give me tone #
00:06:34 # I'll like that #
00:06:36 Hey, how is it goin'?
00:06:38 - Oh, yeah.
00:06:40 # Well, I'll like that #
00:06:42 Dennis. Yeah, Dennis.
00:06:45 # Do you run away? #
00:06:46 You like, uh, to have some sort
00:06:48 Oh, what the hell. Let's--
00:06:53 Ow, shit!
00:06:54 Oh!
00:06:55 - Hah!
00:06:57 No. Oh, you got me!
00:06:59 - Hi.
00:07:00 - We're playing
00:07:02 Guess who's an orc?
00:07:04 Honey, would you mind, uh...
00:07:06 This kind of smarts. Can you?
00:07:08 Oh, yeah. Thank you.
00:07:09 I'm not finished
00:07:10 Yeah, one sec.
00:07:12 Uh, I thought his dad
00:07:13 - What happened?
00:07:15 Dennis happened.
00:07:17 Mmm. Well, on the bright side...
00:07:19 - Hmm?
00:07:21 - Whit!
00:07:28 Where have you been?
00:07:29 Hey.
00:07:31 - I was--
00:07:32 Hey, snot-face!
00:07:33 Oh, please, don't call him that.
00:07:35 Why?
00:07:36 You are a snot-face,
00:07:38 Oh.
00:07:39 Aw!
00:07:40 Jake, that's disgusting.
00:07:42 Jake, that's disgusting.
00:07:44 - Toilet first.
00:07:46 Go on. Grab your jacket.
00:07:50 You were supposed to be here
00:07:52 Yeah, there was a bit
00:07:54 with the tickets, so...
00:07:55 Hey, you look really nice.
00:07:57 Did I get you that necklace?
00:07:58 No. It was a...
00:08:00 just a present
00:08:02 - Who?
00:08:04 Oh, yeah.
00:08:05 Huh?
00:08:06 It belonged to my grandmother.
00:08:08 Yeah.
00:08:10 Huh?
00:08:12 Dennis, this is
00:08:15 Whit, this is my--
00:08:18 How you doin'?
00:08:20 Good, yeah.
00:08:21 Do you moisturize?
00:08:23 I do, actually.
00:08:26 Well, it's very nice
00:08:27 It's nice to finally put a face
00:08:29 I'd have probably thought
00:08:30 you would have seen
00:08:33 Oh, there aren't any.
00:08:34 - Hmm.
00:08:35 Yes. Let's go.
00:08:37 - Have fun.
00:08:39 Dennis, you do have
00:08:42 Libby, credit me
00:08:50 Tickets!
00:08:51 Does anybody have any tickets?
00:08:53 Mate, my daughter's
00:08:54 I've got a couple of
00:08:56 Yes. Thank you so much.
00:08:57 Oh, whatever.
00:08:58 Uh, this is
00:09:01 Yeah?
00:09:02 My son is gonna love me.
00:09:03 You want your son to love you?
00:09:05 Hey, that's entrapment!
00:09:07 Oh, God!
00:09:09 And that's brutality!
00:09:12 Libby, it's--
00:09:17 No. Uh, Libby, I'll--
00:09:19 - Bye, Dad.
00:09:32 So, do you work with Libby
00:09:35 No.
00:09:37 We met at the bakery, though.
00:09:38 - Oh, yeah?
00:09:41 What?
00:09:42 No, I just was
00:09:44 It took me
00:09:45 and a macaroon just to get up
00:09:50 Uh, no, I work in
00:09:54 I'm a hedge fund manager
00:09:56 Oh.
00:09:58 I do high-level security
00:10:00 for an upscale retail outlet.
00:10:01 Really?
00:10:03 Libby said
00:10:05 at a women's clothing store.
00:10:06 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:10:09 Right.
00:10:10 Uh, well, l--
00:10:12 I got a big run in the morning.
00:10:14 A big what?
00:10:15 A run-- I'm training for
00:10:18 The what-y what what?
00:10:19 The Nike River Run.
00:10:21 It's a-- It's a marathon race
00:10:24 Why would you do that?
00:10:26 Uh, well, it's
00:10:27 Plus, I love to run.
00:10:28 I actually ran the London
00:10:31 Oh, that's a coincidence.
00:10:32 Oh, yeah? How's that?
00:10:33 I watched it on the television.
00:10:35 - Ah.
00:10:36 I sleep in on a Sunday, so...
00:10:39 Right.
00:10:40 Um, well, look, you know...
00:10:42 I know these things can be
00:10:44 I mean, you know,
00:10:46 and, uh, well,
00:10:49 that I like Libby and Jake
00:10:55 and, um, well, I just appreciate
00:10:59 about this, you know?
00:11:01 Hey! Yo!
00:11:02 You wanna take this one?
00:11:03 - No, you have it.
00:11:04 Yeah. I'll get the next one.
00:11:06 All right.
00:11:07 - Yeah.
00:11:09 Yup. Hope so.
00:11:10 Hello, good sir.
00:11:16 - Bye.
00:11:17 - See ya.
00:11:46 Dennis!
00:11:49 Dennis!
00:11:53 Dennis?
00:11:56 - Close your eyes.
00:11:57 - Close your eyes.
00:12:02 OK. Open them.
00:12:06 That's great.
00:12:35 Dennis!
00:12:38 Dennis!
00:12:53 Hi.
00:13:37 Hey, Vincent.
00:13:39 - Dennis.
00:13:41 Whatcha mean, "business"?
00:13:42 Sorry.
00:13:47 - Got it.
00:13:48 Hush now, man.
00:13:49 All right.
00:13:55 Three thousand.
00:14:00 This is all I've got.
00:14:02 Just throw whatever you have
00:14:04 OK.
00:14:06 Flush, king high.
00:14:11 Ace high.
00:14:18 What happened?
00:14:23 Bad luck, mate.
00:14:24 Oh.
00:14:27 Oh, hey, I got you
00:14:28 They were for yesterday.
00:14:30 What?
00:14:31 Why would I want them?
00:14:34 Put them on eBay.
00:14:35 Who's gonna wanna buy tickets...
00:14:36 for something
00:14:38 - Time travellers.
00:14:39 My whole night
00:14:42 and I looked like a prick in
00:14:45 Oh, she didn't tell me
00:14:46 What's he like?
00:14:49 Handsome, well-off, friendly.
00:14:50 He's like Peter Perfect
00:14:53 and he runs marathons.
00:14:56 - Why?
00:15:01 Well, look, my only
00:15:04 in a broken collarbone
00:15:07 so I may not be the best person
00:15:09 but you have been trying
00:15:11 for five years now...
00:15:13 so maybe you should let her go.
00:15:15 Yeah,
00:15:18 Dennis, you left her
00:15:20 when she was pregnant.
00:15:22 But that was ages ago.
00:15:23 Well, women remember that stuff.
00:15:27 Look, if there's anything else
00:15:29 just let me know.
00:15:31 Well, actually, I am
00:15:33 I was wondering if you had
00:15:34 I could maybe borrow.
00:15:45 Oh, I love you. I really do.
00:15:46 I needed that actually.
00:15:48 That's great. Thank you.
00:15:58 How about this one?
00:16:02 I bet you can't do it.
00:16:04 - I can do a big one.
00:16:08 Look, look, look, look, look.
00:16:13 That was a good one.
00:16:15 Yeah.
00:16:16 Listen.
00:16:18 I'm really sorry about
00:16:20 That's all right.
00:16:21 Most universities
00:16:22 at things
00:16:24 Hey, another one.
00:16:26 As far as I'm concerned,
00:16:28 - Oh, she was great.
00:16:29 Ooh!
00:16:31 - Shh.
00:16:33 Um, but, yeah, so I think--
00:16:34 Do you want to hear a secret?
00:16:35 Absolutely.
00:16:36 There's a girl in my class
00:16:38 Well, I'm sure
00:16:40 The teachers probably know
00:16:42 She looks like a tree frog.
00:16:43 She what?
00:16:44 She looks like a tree frog.
00:16:45 That's not
00:16:47 I like tree frogs.
00:16:49 Oh, yeah?
00:16:50 More than hobbits?
00:16:53 I see.
00:16:54 I really feel
00:16:57 "You really think we could--"
00:16:58 Wait, that sounds like something
00:17:00 He did say it.
00:17:01 - What? To Mom?
00:17:03 What a shithead.
00:17:05 Dad!
00:17:06 Sorry.
00:17:09 Listen, I'm really glad
00:17:11 about not gettin'
00:17:12 Lord of the Rings thing,
00:17:13 That's OK.
00:17:14 Whit's got us front row seats
00:17:16 so it's even better.
00:17:17 What a shithead.
00:17:18 Dad!
00:17:20 Well.
00:17:27 # Ah, yeah #
00:17:31 # Oh, yeah #
00:17:34 # I'm up
00:17:36 # And I'm watchin'
00:17:41 # He's down on the street #
00:17:42 # And he's tryin' hard
00:17:47 # Oh, my heart's
00:17:49 # My weekend's
00:17:54 # 'Cause she's hopin' to score #
00:17:56 # So I can't see her
00:18:00 # You betcha #
00:18:01 # Oh, yeah #
00:18:04 # Uh-huh #
00:18:11 Deliveries are downstairs.
00:18:12 - No, I'm--
00:18:17 - Yes?
00:18:24 Whit!
00:18:28 Thanks for your help.
00:18:30 So, what brings you
00:18:31 A little, uh, high-level
00:18:34 in retail operation?
00:18:35 Huh?
00:18:36 What can I do for you?
00:18:38 - I got a spin class.
00:18:40 Spinning?
00:18:43 Oh, OK.
00:18:44 No, I was thinking more
00:18:46 A pint? Oh, a pint.
00:18:48 Uh, wow.
00:18:49 Um, I'd love a pint, actually...
00:18:51 but, uh, I really gotta hit
00:18:53 I'm in training, you know?
00:18:54 You wanna come along?
00:18:56 Uh, it's an amazing workout.
00:18:57 I-- I'd love to, but I don't
00:18:59 Well, I'll lend you some.
00:19:01 Great.
00:19:02 Three, two, one!
00:19:04 We're climbing!
00:19:06 Push! Push! Push! Push!
00:19:10 Keep it up!
00:19:11 No cheating! Let's go!
00:19:13 How you doin' there?
00:19:15 What'd you say?
00:19:16 Out of the saddle!
00:19:20 OK,
00:19:23 So, what did you wanna
00:19:28 Ow!
00:19:30 Jake said you had some tickets
00:19:32 to the hobbit musical.
00:19:34 Yeah, a friend of mine's
00:19:36 He totally hooked me up.
00:19:38 Hmm...um...
00:19:40 I was just thinking, um...
00:19:42 you know,
00:19:43 through a whole sort of
00:19:47 - So...
00:19:50 Oh.
00:19:52 Jake's really kind of got
00:19:55 Yeah.
00:19:56 - Powder?
00:19:58 You sure? Refreshing.
00:19:59 I would imagine it is.
00:20:01 I was just-- I'm thinkin' maybe,
00:20:04 then I could maybe take Jake
00:20:06 if--if you want.
00:20:09 Look, I know you must be
00:20:12 for messing up with the tickets
00:20:13 and, uh, I'd like to help you.
00:20:15 I really would, but, um...
00:20:18 Well, the thing is...
00:20:19 I hope to be more and more
00:20:22 And, uh, frankly, I'm kind
00:20:25 Give Jake and l, a chance to get
00:20:28 I mean, uh, you can see
00:20:31 Yes, I can.
00:20:34 So, can I ask you a question?
00:20:36 Sure.
00:20:37 You had her once,
00:20:39 To be honest, Whit--
00:20:40 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'd just
00:20:42 Your legs
00:20:45 I'm fine.
00:20:49 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
00:20:50 I'm fine. I'm--
00:20:52 Yeah, the first step
00:20:54 the difficult one.
00:20:56 This is Libby.
00:20:57 Hey, Lib, it's me.
00:21:08 Fuck!
00:21:18 Who the hell are you?
00:21:19 Just open the bloody door.
00:21:21 OK.
00:22:06 - There you go. Enjoy.
00:22:08 - Forty-eight.
00:22:10 Hello.
00:22:11 Dennis, I'm really busy.
00:22:13 Can we talk?
00:22:14 No, just buy something or go.
00:22:16 OK. I, can I have one of your
00:22:21 Actually,
00:22:22 - Dennis.
00:22:23 and, uh, I like that one, too.
00:22:26 - Anything else?
00:22:28 What do you see in Whit?
00:22:29 - Uh, forty-nine.
00:22:32 - What can I get for you?
00:22:34 Yes, you are.
00:22:35 Sorry, I think you've used up
00:22:37 You don't-- You don't have
00:22:40 Now you're using up
00:22:42 You don't get
00:22:43 It's not like a game show,
00:22:45 You got, like, fifteen seconds
00:22:47 Goodbye, Dennis.
00:22:49 Yes?
00:22:50 Yes. Hello, yes.
00:22:52 Um, do you have any of those
00:22:55 Oh, no.
00:22:57 I'm so sorry.
00:22:58 Oh.
00:23:00 Hmm...
00:23:05 Do you have anything else
00:23:08 - Excuse me.
00:23:09 I haven't paid for my order.
00:23:12 I'm sorry.
00:23:13 - Excuse me.
00:23:14 Excuse me.
00:23:17 - Ow!
00:23:20 Seriously,
00:23:21 OK, he's well-off, all right?
00:23:23 He's kind of-- He's quite
00:23:25 But I mean, so what?
00:23:26 Is that what you think
00:23:27 I just want
00:23:29 I wouldn't say gorgeous.
00:23:31 Well,
00:23:32 Well, why are you with him?
00:23:33 You know,
00:23:34 One? I could give you fifty.
00:23:36 - I'm fifty!
00:23:39 He's mature, responsible,
00:23:42 he's great with Jake.
00:23:43 - That's only four.
00:23:45 You know what?
00:23:48 You know, he runs marathons
00:23:50 Oh, big deal!
00:23:52 So you could run a marathon?
00:23:54 Could I have
00:23:56 - Hang on!
00:23:57 Look, Libby, I can change.
00:23:59 Yeah? Well, great.
00:24:02 - Really?
00:24:03 We tried that once, remember?
00:24:05 You left me at the altar,
00:24:07 You cock!
00:24:10 Look, Libby, I can change, OK?
00:24:11 I have changed. I can prove it.
00:24:13 How?
00:24:16 I'll tell you.
00:24:21 What?
00:24:22 The one that Whit's doin'...
00:24:23 I'll run that,
00:24:25 Come on,
00:24:26 anything in your entire life,
00:24:29 Oh, now, you-- That's not--
00:24:31 - You know--
00:24:32 Don't--don't--
00:24:33 You're just bein',
00:24:35 Cock?
00:24:36 I would settle for something
00:24:38 Well, go to the fishmonger!
00:24:39 I'm a vegetarian.
00:24:41 OK. OK.
00:24:43 Dennis, just please leave.
00:24:45 OK. OK, I'll go.
00:24:47 But I'm gonna
00:24:48 I can be mature, considerate,
00:24:53 - Oh!
00:24:55 Yes, Libby?
00:24:57 It's two pounds, seventy-five.
00:24:59 Oh, yeah, right.
00:25:02 Hey, if Dennis thinks
00:25:03 he can run the race.
00:25:04 - Thank you.
00:25:06 you can run a marathon.
00:25:07 - Why not?
00:25:10 Hey, I'll have you know
00:25:12 You went to one.
00:25:13 Yeah, and now
00:25:16 Hey, this is important to me.
00:25:19 I mean it!
00:25:20 Look, I'm sick of
00:25:24 I'm sick of being scared.
00:25:25 I'm sick of the regret
00:25:27 'cause I didn't have the guts
00:25:30 All that ends
00:26:09 # Ow! #
00:26:32 Not bad.
00:26:49 Hi.
00:26:52 Feel better?
00:26:53 Much.
00:26:55 Oh, how was spin class?
00:26:58 Uh, it was...
00:27:02 Is that right?
00:27:03 Yeah. And I also thought
00:27:05 a good chance for me
00:27:07 a little bit better, so...
00:27:08 Well, maybe we should all go out
00:27:10 - You think?
00:27:12 And then we could go dancing.
00:27:13 - You're jokin'.
00:27:15 And then, afterwards,
00:27:18 and have a threesome.
00:27:21 Oh. You are joking.
00:27:22 Of course, I am.
00:27:23 Look, Dennis, I don't know
00:27:24 in that head of yours,
00:27:26 - I don't like it.
00:27:27 - Daddy!
00:27:29 - You ready for school?
00:27:30 Wait up, wait up, wait up a sec.
00:27:34 Can I walk with you guys?
00:27:36 OK.
00:27:38 - I'll see you later.
00:27:41 - Bye.
00:27:43 All right, you ready?
00:27:44 Yeah.
00:27:52 So, Whit, you were, uh, 'round
00:27:55 Whit stayed over last night.
00:27:57 - Oh?
00:27:58 They were jumping on the bed.
00:28:01 Wow.
00:28:04 Hey, Jakey, guess what?
00:28:07 and he does have an extra ticket
00:28:09 What do you say
00:28:11 Yeah!
00:28:13 - Yay.
00:28:15 Oh, yeah.
00:28:17 Oh, and, uh...
00:28:18 Libby tells me that you
00:28:21 Yeah.
00:28:22 That's great, man. Seriously.
00:28:24 Really, that's awesome.
00:28:26 Thank you.
00:28:27 How did you manage to get in?
00:28:28 What do you mean?
00:28:29 Well, you can't
00:28:31 Well, why not?
00:28:32 You have to apply in advance.
00:28:34 Well, how far in advance?
00:28:35 Uh, three months.
00:28:36 And when is it again?
00:28:37 Three weeks.
00:28:39 Right.
00:28:40 They'll make exceptions
00:28:41 if you're running for a charity,
00:28:44 each charity is only allowed
00:28:46 No, you don't have to worry
00:28:48 I'll get in.
00:28:49 All right.
00:28:50 You ever, uh,
00:28:52 No. Why?
00:28:55 It's pretty gruelling.
00:28:56 Well, yeah, that's why
00:29:00 Yeah, actually, technically,
00:29:02 because of the events
00:29:04 There was a Greek soldier...
00:29:06 - named Phei--
00:29:07 - stop you there?
00:29:09 I've got have nothing to say.
00:29:16 All right, all right.
00:29:19 Hello. Is that
00:29:22 Hello. I was just--
00:29:23 I'm-- I'm running a marathon
00:29:24 and I was wondering if I could
00:29:28 Great. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:29 OK. I see.
00:29:33 How big is the costume?
00:29:35 OK. I'll call you back.
00:29:39 Ooh.
00:29:40 Hi.
00:29:43 - Dennis.
00:29:44 Would you mind not doing that
00:29:46 Sorry. I went for a run
00:29:48 and I think
00:29:50 you know,
00:29:51 - I understand.
00:29:53 - I understand, Dennis.
00:29:55 Please, keep your hands
00:29:58 whilst you're at work.
00:29:59 Will do.
00:30:37 Shh.
00:30:39 Dennis!
00:30:42 Sorry. I was, um...
00:30:45 I was in the zone.
00:30:49 So, um, I'd actually
00:30:52 Um, can I call you back?
00:31:03 # Just 'cause you think it #
00:31:06 # It don't make it so #
00:31:08 # Drive you to drink #
00:31:11 # Won't let you go #
00:31:13 # Plenty of girls
00:31:17 Come on!
00:31:18 # Plenty of girls #
00:31:22 # And boys in love #
00:31:27 Would you like a cup of tea,
00:31:33 So that's it.
00:31:35 Running this marathon
00:31:37 to show Libby that I can change.
00:31:42 Mmm.
00:31:45 You know what I would do
00:31:47 What?
00:31:48 I would get some cream
00:31:52 Let me ask you something,
00:31:54 Why did you leave your lady at
00:31:58 I don't know.
00:32:02 The toothpaste was already
00:32:07 Being ready
00:32:10 I was scared.
00:32:12 Mmm.
00:32:14 So, you are a coward.
00:32:16 I thought we were just
00:32:20 You did not think
00:32:24 Am I right?
00:32:25 You thought of your lady,
00:32:28 you could not give her
00:32:29 what she deserved.
00:32:32 I thought the same things...
00:32:34 on the day I married
00:32:39 May she rest.
00:32:41 Did you?
00:32:43 Yes. But guess what?
00:32:45 It turned out
00:32:48 I made myself good enough.
00:32:51 You did a stupid thing, Dennis.
00:32:53 But she loved you once, and you
00:33:01 Yeah.
00:33:03 Did you have a good marriage,
00:33:06 Ah.
00:33:09 I remember the feeling
00:33:13 of spending every day
00:33:17 but most of all...
00:33:21 I remember all the fucking.
00:33:29 Mmm...
00:33:32 Mmm...
00:33:37 Oh, three degrees starboard,
00:33:39 Hey, I'm the captain.
00:33:41 Mutiny! Mutiny!
00:33:45 Whoa!
00:33:47 Ahoy there, me lad.
00:33:51 - Oh!
00:33:52 Sorry, we're late, love.
00:33:54 Soon as Whit found out
00:33:55 he had to go get his vessel.
00:33:57 Jakey, here.
00:33:59 No, not that one. That one.
00:34:04 Whoa! Can I steer it?
00:34:05 No.
00:34:08 Mutiny.
00:34:10 Hey. You wanna?
00:34:14 - Was he OK?
00:34:16 We had a really nice time
00:34:19 Whit just likes to take things
00:34:22 Prepare to be boarded,
00:34:24 of Her Majesty's
00:34:28 Wait, don't touch that. Wait.
00:34:31 Why won't you
00:34:32 Uh, because it's mine.
00:34:34 So, you're still gonna run
00:34:35 Yes, absolutely.
00:34:37 It's gonna be great.
00:34:38 You're gonna see
00:34:40 Right, well,
00:34:41 and the thing is, I don't care.
00:34:44 What do you mean?
00:34:45 Dennis, what do you think
00:34:47 Do you honestly think
00:34:49 is just gonna wipe
00:34:51 Well, you might change your mind
00:34:52 in jogging shorts.
00:34:57 Look, Whit's having
00:34:59 for me in a couple of weeks...
00:35:00 and it would mean a lot to Jake
00:35:03 To Jake?
00:35:06 Hey!
00:35:09 Hey!
00:35:11 Hey!
00:35:13 Hey, OK.
00:35:14 Whose boat is this?
00:35:15 Whose boat...is this?!
00:35:17 Excuse me!
00:35:22 - No way!
00:35:23 He won't last.
00:35:30 Would you like some pizza,
00:35:31 Oh. Yes, I would actually.
00:35:33 - Ow!
00:35:34 What are you doing that--
00:35:38 Are you still gonna do this?
00:35:39 Are you still gonna
00:35:40 I want to, yes.
00:35:41 Thank God.
00:35:44 Why?
00:35:45 Because I just bet them
00:35:47 What? You bet on me?
00:35:50 Dennis, you're my best friend.
00:35:51 I'm not gonna bet against you.
00:35:53 Well, thank you.
00:35:55 Not with these odds.
00:35:57 Well, what if I don't finish?
00:35:58 Vincent'll kill you.
00:36:00 Oh, you'll finish.
00:36:01 How can you be so sure?
00:36:06 Get up, get up, get up, get up,
00:36:13 So, you're gonna be my coach.
00:36:15 That's right.
00:36:16 Why are you here?
00:36:17 I'm the assistant coach.
00:36:20 Why do you get
00:36:21 Because I have this spatula.
00:36:22 Ow!
00:36:25 Go on. Get running.
00:36:26 Wait. Isn't there some sort
00:36:29 Yeah, you put one leg
00:36:31 over and over again really fast.
00:36:34 Why are you here again?
00:36:35 - Ow!
00:36:37 # I said, yeah #
00:36:39 # I said, yeah #
00:36:40 - # What they said #
00:36:42 - # Oh, I said, yeah #
00:36:44 - You're not gonna get...
00:36:45 - anywhere like that!
00:36:47 - You've gotta slide more.
00:36:49 - # Do you believe I would
00:36:51 - You want to feel my spatula?!
00:36:53 - No, I do not!
00:36:55 - Then run! Run like the wind!
00:36:58 - # And if I do that #
00:36:59 - # I would say, "Sir" #
00:37:01 # "Come on
00:37:02 Ow!
00:37:04 # I wouldn't do that #
00:37:05 - # No, I wouldn't do that #
00:37:09 - Lookin' good! Lookin' good!
00:37:11 - Come on, Dennis.
00:37:13 - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:37:15 # They was wrong #
00:37:17 I think I got a blister.
00:37:18 - # They were wrong #
00:37:19 Yeah, gently.
00:37:21 All right.
00:37:23 OK! Oh! All right.
00:37:26 -ls it bad?
00:37:28 No. No. It's not.
00:37:31 Ohh! Oh, that's big.
00:37:35 Look at that thing.
00:37:37 It's like a womb.
00:37:39 Don't.
00:37:40 Hey, maybe there's a little man
00:37:41 who looks just like you,
00:37:43 What are you talking about?!
00:37:45 It's just a thought.
00:37:46 You're gonna have to pop it.
00:37:49 No. No way.
00:37:51 Never pop
00:37:52 Well, I'll do it then.
00:37:54 That's the closest I could get.
00:37:57 It's fine. I sterilized it.
00:37:58 In what?
00:38:01 It's sterilized.
00:38:03 OK, OK. Here we go.
00:38:09 Ooh, you're gonna get it.
00:38:11 Stick it in.
00:38:13 - Pop it!
00:38:14 - Why not?
00:38:16 Give it to me.
00:38:17 Just do it slow!
00:38:18 - Do it-- Do it gently, OK?
00:38:19 - Trust me.
00:38:21 - OK.
00:38:26 It's in it!
00:38:28 Get it out!
00:38:30 Bloody take it out!
00:38:31 - Hold still! Hold still!
00:38:40 I'm so sorry.
00:38:42 That's never happened before.
00:38:44 Oh! Oh!
00:38:48 I'm Catholic.
00:38:51 That was the second
00:38:52 I've ever had in my eye.
00:38:55 Who's that?
00:38:56 That's Mr G.
00:38:57 Get something nice on,
00:38:59 Where we goin'?
00:39:20 Every year,
00:39:22 are affected by acute
00:39:25 or Hapsburg Syndrome.
00:39:27 I see.
00:39:28 And how does the condition
00:39:31 The syndrome
00:39:32 by a loss
00:39:36 sporadic and often violent
00:39:45 And often chronic flatulence.
00:39:51 It's our aim to raise awareness
00:39:53 and, hopefully,
00:39:54 some much-needed support...
00:39:56 to people such
00:39:58 Mmm...
00:40:02 - Well, we think
00:40:05 - Ghoshtashtidar--
00:40:07 Ghoshtashtidar's condition
00:40:11 and warrants support,
00:40:14 for Mr Doyle to run
00:40:19 Acute neurocortical emphasitis.
00:40:20 - Or, uh...
00:40:22 Syndrome awareness. Yes.
00:40:26 OK.
00:40:29 We'll just need the charity's
00:40:32 The what?
00:40:33 The registration number.
00:40:41 Well, that couldn't
00:40:43 Mmm.
00:40:45 - Look out!
00:40:46 Ohh!
00:40:47 Aw, hit by a wheelchair.
00:40:50 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:40:52 - It stings.
00:40:53 - It stings.
00:40:54 Dennis, don't touch him.
00:40:55 - Can you stand?
00:40:56 - Are you OK?
00:40:58 We are so sorry.
00:40:59 You-- Call an ambulance!
00:41:02 Oh, this can't be happening.
00:41:03 I was supposed to be running
00:41:05 - Really?
00:41:07 There were so many people
00:41:09 Charity people?
00:41:10 - Hmm?
00:41:12 What charity people?
00:41:14 What do you think?
00:41:16 Nice.
00:41:23 Nicotine patch?
00:41:24 Applied.
00:41:25 - You been to the toilet?
00:41:28 You ready?
00:41:30 Ready.
00:41:54 One.
00:41:56 Ow.
00:41:57 - Two.
00:41:58 # This is a jailbreak #
00:42:00 # This is a Thursday afternoon #
00:42:02 # But I didn't mean it #
00:42:05 - # I didn't mean it #
00:42:07 # I'd never get that far #
00:42:09 # My baby,
00:42:11 # But you took it serious #
00:42:13 - # Took it so serious #
00:42:15 - No!
00:42:18 One, two...
00:42:30 One more! One more!
00:42:33 # Well, you accused me
00:42:38 # But I still love you #
00:42:40 # Of course, I love you #
00:42:42 # And so I countered #
00:42:44 # You do the same, my Annie I #
00:42:47 # You closed them so fast #
00:42:49 # And you closed them so tight #
00:43:31 - Hi, Dennis.
00:43:32 I saw your friend Gordon
00:43:35 I will replace
00:43:37 He told me
00:43:39 Oh, yeah.
00:43:40 - Yeah. Crazy, huh?
00:43:42 So I made a crazy little bet
00:43:44 Ooh. Who with?
00:43:45 With you, silly.
00:43:47 - We haven't made a bet.
00:43:50 Here it is.
00:43:51 You finish the race...
00:43:52 I'll forgive
00:43:55 - And if I don't?
00:43:56 you pack your bags
00:43:58 You go, and I finally get
00:44:01 who pay their rent on time.
00:44:02 - Deal?
00:44:07 Hey, what are you--
00:44:09 - Deal?
00:44:13 - Maya, if you think making--
00:44:15 Hey. Hello, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.
00:44:16 How are you?
00:44:18 I've got something for you.
00:44:20 Ooh. It's not the spatula,
00:44:22 No.
00:44:29 Wow.
00:44:32 To help you be a good man.
00:44:36 I don't--
00:44:42 Thank you.
00:44:44 Wow.
00:44:50 Peter Perfect, a perfect palace.
00:44:52 Try saying that
00:44:54 - I will.
00:44:57 # I been high-steppin' #
00:45:04 # I've got a lover #
00:45:06 - # Who just gets it for real #
00:45:09 - Hey.
00:45:10 - Thank you.
00:45:13 Wow, Libby.
00:45:15 You look, um...wow.
00:45:16 Thank you.
00:45:17 I know, right?
00:45:19 I'll take the view
00:45:21 Oh.
00:45:24 I'm Gordon, Libby's cousin.
00:45:26 Gordon. Of course.
00:45:28 Very nice to meet you.
00:45:30 - Really?
00:45:31 Oh. I thought you said
00:45:34 - Dennis!
00:45:35 - What?
00:45:38 Libby, I got you
00:45:39 Oh.
00:45:40 It's a CD.
00:45:42 I hope you don't have it,
00:45:44 and I didn't exactly
00:45:46 Well, thank you, I think.
00:45:48 It's OK. Where's the toilet?
00:45:52 I'll show you, and, uh,
00:45:55 OK.
00:45:56 That is if he doesn't mind
00:46:00 He was joking. I never
00:46:02 - Yeah, you did.
00:46:06 Whit seems nice.
00:46:07 Yeah, he is.
00:46:08 Good-looking, friendly,
00:46:11 good with Jake...
00:46:12 just like you got him
00:46:13 And what's your point?
00:46:14 I ordered a pair of shoes
00:46:17 Gorgeous soft leather
00:46:19 They looked amazing,
00:46:20 and I put them on,
00:46:22 Thanks. I'll bear that in mind.
00:46:24 Wow.
00:46:26 Hey, do you think it would
00:46:31 Yeah, that would be weird.
00:46:34 - Hey.
00:46:35 - Here you go.
00:46:37 Cheers.
00:46:38 Cheers.
00:46:41 What do you think?
00:46:43 I think I see a guy
00:46:45 - What?
00:46:47 Oh, very good.
00:46:49 Actually, you see that?
00:46:51 What?
00:46:52 There. I'm talking
00:46:54 - You see it?
00:46:55 Currently my favourite spot
00:46:57 You know why?
00:46:58 Uh, is it because that's
00:47:00 how amazing you are?
00:47:03 It's the finish line
00:47:06 Only two more days,
00:47:07 Can't wait.
00:47:08 Me, too.
00:47:09 Greatest feeling in the world,
00:47:12 I think you're really
00:47:14 You don't think
00:47:15 No, I don't.
00:47:16 Why not?
00:47:17 'Cause it's really hard, Dennis.
00:47:19 Actually requires
00:47:20 that, uh, forgive me,
00:47:23 I happen to have
00:47:25 of running shoes now,
00:47:28 I'm talking about discipline
00:47:30 And all cute
00:47:33 there comes a point
00:47:35 it could be the fifth mile,
00:47:36 but, eventually,
00:47:38 what runners like to call
00:47:40 And when you do...
00:47:41 you won't be able to breathe
00:47:44 All you're gonna wanna do
00:47:46 And I have
00:47:47 that that's exactly
00:47:50 See, that's the difference...
00:47:51 between getting a girl
00:47:54 and keeping a girl like Libby.
00:48:01 You good?
00:48:02 - No, I'm good.
00:48:11 # Love is sweet, they say #
00:48:17 # Promises of tomorrow #
00:48:23 # But the tighter you grip,
00:48:29 # This much I know #
00:48:34 # Lately, I want everyhing #
00:48:37 # Every star tied to a string #
00:48:40 # Coffee, tea, and in between #
00:48:43 # The sweetest smile
00:48:46 # A different song
00:48:49 - Oh, shit! Sorry. Sorry.
00:48:52 - No, it's OK. It's OK.
00:48:53 It's just soda water, honestly.
00:48:55 Should I not rub
00:48:57 - Yeah.
00:48:59 I can do the other one,
00:49:00 'Cause I'm here, I might as well
00:49:02 Sorry.
00:49:06 So, you havin' a...
00:49:08 Yeah. Yes, I am, thank you.
00:49:14 You've lost weight.
00:49:15 Yeah, just a little bit.
00:49:16 Yeah.
00:49:17 You know, get on.
00:49:19 Where's Jake?
00:49:22 Uh, no.
00:49:23 Whit thought that we'd have
00:49:25 if we got a sitter.
00:49:27 Oh. What did you think?
00:49:33 I should get back.
00:49:35 Libby, um,
00:49:39 For what?
00:49:40 Well, for just sort of
00:49:44 Jake's life.
00:49:45 Yeah, well, you know.
00:49:48 I mean, l-I wouldn't have
00:49:49 if you just cut me off
00:49:51 Ugh, now you tell me.
00:49:54 Well, no, I mean--
00:49:55 No, he needs his dad.
00:49:58 Yeah.
00:50:01 You were right, you know,
00:50:05 It-- You know,
00:50:07 sort of trying to win you back
00:50:09 And I'd always kinda hoped
00:50:11 get back together and that...
00:50:12 but, you know,
00:50:16 - Dennis.
00:50:17 I know it's the height
00:50:20 I know doin' this
00:50:22 or--or make anything better,
00:50:26 I'd just--
00:50:31 You know,
00:50:32 when you thought about the time
00:50:35 and not thinkin'
00:50:39 You know, I mean, I know...
00:50:40 I didn't do you any favours
00:50:43 I did a stupid, stupid thing.
00:50:46 But it was
00:50:49 spoiling your day was better
00:50:53 Does that make any sense?
00:50:59 You're such an idiot.
00:51:05 Hey, I got you something.
00:51:07 Oh, what is it?
00:51:08 It's something
00:51:10 A history
00:51:14 No, it's--
00:51:16 - Open it later on.
00:51:17 Happy birthday.
00:51:19 - Thank you.
00:51:23 Oh.
00:51:43 - Everyone, could I have
00:51:45 Hey. Everyone,
00:51:49 Everyone, hi.
00:51:51 Thank you for coming.
00:51:52 - Really good to see you all.
00:51:55 As you all know,
00:51:56 the birthday
00:52:02 Happy birthday.
00:52:04 As many of you know, uh,
00:52:08 In fact,
00:52:10 I'll be completing another
00:52:15 Uh, now, success in running
00:52:18 of the same things
00:52:21 passion, determination...
00:52:23 and something I've needed
00:52:29 That's just inappropriate,
00:52:31 The long-winded point
00:52:32 is that both love and running
00:52:36 and Libby has...
00:52:38 than any other person
00:52:40 So happy birthday, sweetie.
00:52:44 Thank you all.
00:52:50 Oh, trainers!
00:52:53 I'm sorry. Can l, uh,
00:52:56 Now, what, um...
00:52:58 I usually run my races alone,
00:53:03 I was wondering
00:53:05 becoming my partner?
00:53:13 Oh, my.
00:53:15 Libby, will you marry me?
00:53:30 No, no, no, no.
00:53:33 OK. Yes.
00:53:35 - Yes?
00:53:51 So beautiful.
00:53:53 Just beautiful.
00:53:55 Thank you.
00:53:58 Thank you, everybody.
00:54:01 Crazy.
00:54:03 What'd I miss?
00:54:08 So...
00:54:11 You bloody...poison.
00:54:14 All right. You can stick it
00:54:18 you big American prick.
00:54:21 # Our love has changed #
00:54:26 - I don't mind they've decided.
00:54:32 # And the only way to say it #
00:54:36 # Is say it #
00:54:39 # It's better #
00:54:44 # I can't concede #
00:54:50 # This way I feel #
00:54:55 # For all the time
00:54:59 # Forever just gets better #
00:55:06 # See, what I'm trying
00:55:11 # You make things better #
00:55:18 # And no matter
00:55:23 # With you here, it's better #
00:55:31 # I'll stand by you #
00:55:36 # If you stand by me #
00:55:41 # I think it's time
00:55:46 # 'Cause I believe it #
00:55:49 # It's better #
00:55:53 # See, what I'm tryin'
00:55:58 # You make things better #
00:56:13 Dennis!
00:56:16 So what do you think
00:56:19 Jake got really upset when
00:56:22 So, I just wonder whether maybe
00:56:32 You know, just--
00:56:33 that you're always gonna be
00:56:36 I take it the diet's off.
00:56:40 Dennis, are you even listening?
00:56:42 Dennis!
00:56:43 What? You want--
00:56:44 what a--what a--
00:56:47 and it's all gonna be
00:56:48 in his new perfect life?
00:56:50 No.
00:56:52 I cannot believe
00:56:54 He pulled your engagement ring
00:56:57 Please, Dennis,
00:56:58 who can help Jake
00:57:01 Listen, if you wanna marry Whit,
00:57:03 You're a big girl, and you can
00:57:05 But don't come down here
00:57:06 my full English breakfast
00:57:08 and expect me to make things
00:57:10 Can I please get
00:57:14 I'm not gonna run.
00:57:15 What?!
00:57:16 I said I'm not running.
00:57:23 What do you mean,
00:57:24 I mean, I'm not running. I'm
00:57:27 Why? Because Libby's
00:57:29 What did you think?
00:57:30 She-- She's not gonna find
00:57:31 Well, let me be the first
00:57:32 You know, you're
00:57:34 Oh, what?
00:57:35 I don't care any more!
00:57:38 - What about me?
00:57:40 I've got money on this!
00:57:42 That is not my problem!
00:57:44 Quit it!
00:57:45 I'm not the quitter.
00:57:53 - Let me go!
00:57:55 - Let go!
00:58:06 Oh, OK! Oh, all right!
00:58:07 Oh, enough!
00:58:20 # Every day,
00:58:23 # I've got to get this feeling
00:58:26 # The doctor says
00:58:29 # Since every day,
00:58:31 # Unless, unless #
00:58:32 - # I know, I feel it #
00:58:34 # In my bones #
00:58:35 # I'm sick, I'm tired #
00:58:36 # Of staying in control #
00:58:37 - # Oh, yes, I feel
00:58:40 - OK, OK, OK, OK.
00:58:43 # Oh, yes, I'm stressed #
00:58:45 # I'm sorry I digressed #
00:58:46 # lmpressed,
00:58:49 # Oh-oh #
00:58:51 - My balls!
00:58:53 # Oh-oh #
00:58:56 - # And my girlfriend loves me #
00:58:59 That's what you always do!
00:59:02 Run away!
00:59:05 # Every day,
00:59:11 Hey, what the--
00:59:13 - Hello, Dennis.
00:59:15 Gordon called.
00:59:16 He tells me
00:59:18 - Yeah, but--
00:59:19 Are you running or not?
00:59:21 - No, but--
00:59:22 - Wait--
00:59:23 A bet's a bet. You're out.
00:59:25 Mr Ghoshdashtidar?
00:59:28 - Who the hell are you?
00:59:29 - I thought you were
00:59:32 A little screwed up here
00:59:35 But Maya was right about you.
00:59:37 - Look--
00:59:38 never running
00:59:40 Yeah, but, oh--
00:59:41 I bought you
00:59:44 The man said
00:59:46 - Yes, but--
00:59:48 Always "but"!
00:59:51 Always some reason
00:59:54 I have news for you,
00:59:58 It's all your fault!
01:00:14 - Hi.
01:00:16 You-- You havin' a yard sale?
01:00:19 No. Where's Libby?
01:00:21 Uh, she's pickin' up Jake.
01:00:22 I suppose, uh,
01:00:26 Oh, yeah. Well, thank you.
01:00:30 Best man won.
01:00:32 Well, I wasn't really aware
01:00:37 Dennis! Dennis!
01:00:39 No, why? I--
01:00:40 Well, is he here, Whit?
01:00:42 - I thought you were
01:00:43 - Libby?
01:00:44 Libby, what is--
01:00:45 - What did you say to him?!
01:00:47 I didn't say anything.
01:00:48 Well, he was at Emily's
01:00:49 He just ran out.
01:00:50 - What?
01:00:52 Jake ran away!
01:00:58 Jake!
01:01:01 Jake!
01:01:04 Gordon!
01:01:06 Gordon!
01:01:08 - Yes?
01:01:10 - What?
01:01:12 All right.
01:01:13 Just calm down.
01:01:15 Where would he go?
01:01:56 Hiya, snot-face.
01:02:16 Yeah, he's fine.
01:02:19 We'll be back in about
01:02:21 OK.
01:02:24 Is she mad at me?
01:02:26 No, no.
01:02:31 Do you wanna tell me
01:02:33 Emily doesn't wanna be
01:02:36 Why not?
01:02:37 'Cause there's this other boy,
01:02:39 and he's got a ponytail...
01:02:41 and she likes him now.
01:02:43 What, she likes him
01:02:45 Uh-huh.
01:02:48 Jake 'n Bake...
01:02:50 as you get older,
01:02:51 there are a lot of things
01:02:53 Things much worse than this.
01:02:56 And when those things happen,
01:02:58 Why not?
01:03:00 Because it doesn't solve
01:03:02 You know,
01:03:03 the problem's still there.
01:03:04 You've got to stick at it,
01:03:07 to solve the problem, even if
01:03:10 Is that what you do, Dad?
01:03:15 Dad?
01:03:19 Dennis!
01:03:21 Dennis!
01:03:23 Gordon!
01:03:26 Gordon!
01:03:30 - Found him?
01:03:31 Good. You can't stay here.
01:03:34 Gordon!
01:03:35 What?!
01:03:36 I'm running.
01:03:39 Well, come on up then.
01:03:43 Wow, these are great.
01:03:45 - Whit's place.
01:03:46 See, the trick is...
01:03:47 you got to load up on carbs
01:03:50 I read it in Cosmo.
01:03:51 How are the legs? Not too tight?
01:03:52 No. No, they're fine.
01:03:53 Have you got everyhing
01:03:54 You know, your shoes,
01:03:57 - Yes.
01:04:06 I'm not really in the mood.
01:04:08 - It's for your nipples.
01:04:09 You run a 26-mile race,
01:04:12 is generated from your shirt
01:04:13 And the last thing you want
01:04:14 is nipple chafing.
01:04:16 - Cosmo?
01:04:17 I'm not puttin' that
01:04:18 And I'm not gonna eat this.
01:04:20 Well, at least,
01:04:25 Anything else?
01:04:26 Have you got a pillow?
01:04:27 - No.
01:04:34 Hey, what time
01:04:36 Well, we should set the alarm
01:04:39 - I don't have an alarm clock.
01:04:40 I never need to be anywhere.
01:04:47 The race starts at 9.00, OK?
01:04:48 So we should leave here
01:04:51 OK.
01:04:54 Night.
01:04:56 Love you.
01:05:03 A very good morning to you.
01:05:04 It's a beautiful day
01:05:06 for the first
01:05:08 We've had a very warm welcome
01:05:10 and we've got perfect conditions
01:05:12 We certainly have.
01:05:14 26.2 miles
01:05:16 10,000 runners
01:05:18 and an amazing way
01:05:20 to raise money for so many
01:05:22 And as we can see,
01:05:24 are already busy
01:05:26 with the start
01:05:34 - Taxi!
01:05:36 Taxi!
01:05:37 - # Keep on hidin' #
01:05:40 Wait!
01:05:41 - Wait!
01:05:42 # I'm gonna be the one #
01:05:44 # To make you understand #
01:05:45 - It's a wonderful course.
01:05:47 - They'll wind
01:05:50 They'll cross over five bridges,
01:05:53 Albert Bridge,
01:05:54 OK, OK. So go at your
01:05:56 - Slow and steady.
01:05:59 Yeah, they're challenging
01:06:01 One from Japan,
01:06:04 and, of course, up there also,
01:06:08 Watch it!
01:06:09 - ldiot!
01:06:13 - # Runnin' from #
01:06:14 - # My heart #
01:06:15 Amongst the names
01:06:17 are the men from Kenya.
01:06:18 Always so strong, Wilson Deetay
01:06:22 they always can be found
01:06:29 This is as far
01:06:30 But I need to get to the start
01:06:31 Well, it's just over the bridge.
01:06:34 Have you got any money?
01:06:35 Sir, we have
01:06:36 That is a shame.
01:06:41 Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait,
01:06:42 Look, look. This is a 19...
01:06:44 ...40 Rolex 520 Perpetual
01:06:47 That's not too shabby.
01:06:48 Gordon,
01:06:49 Hey, it's an investment.
01:06:51 Gordon, thank you.
01:06:53 I'll see you later then.
01:06:56 # Keep on runnin' #
01:06:58 Hey, good luck!
01:06:59 Now, typically,
01:07:01 at the crack of dawn
01:07:03 They had a balanced breakfast...
01:07:04 precise physical
01:07:08 On a day like today,
01:07:11 you'd either have
01:07:13 or a complete idiot.
01:07:14 # Everyone is talkin' about me #
01:07:22 Over here. To me, to me.
01:07:25 That's it. Be careful.
01:07:26 That's an antique.
01:07:28 - Did it start? Did it start?
01:07:30 - Turn it on.
01:07:31 What do we love
01:07:32 is the sheer
01:07:35 They come
01:07:36 from the elite over there
01:07:41 not so elite.
01:07:43 That's Dennis!
01:07:46 Look at that stretch.
01:07:50 Double or nothing?
01:07:51 Yeah, right.
01:07:52 Just a few minutes to go now.
01:07:55 It's time, if you have one,
01:08:01 Well, well, well.
01:08:03 Yeah.
01:08:04 Just wanna wish you luck
01:08:05 You, too. How are your nipples?
01:08:09 Great.
01:08:20 - More toast.
01:08:21 to go now,
01:08:23 Who do you want to win,
01:08:25 - Who do you wanna win?
01:08:28 - If you're one
01:08:29 - it's just about
01:08:32 And what a great turnout
01:08:46 Why am I always the tortoise?
01:08:47 A bet's a bet.
01:08:48 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
01:08:49 - Pardon me.
01:08:53 Well, Dennis, I gotta admit...
01:08:54 I didn't think
01:08:56 I mean, uh...
01:08:57 you don't exactly have
01:09:00 now, do you?
01:09:01 Yeah, well that was then,
01:09:03 No, Dennis.
01:09:06 This is now.
01:09:13 All right.
01:09:18 Don't feel you have to keep up
01:09:20 Well, don't feel
01:09:21 Oh, yeah, that's the spirit.
01:09:23 And they're off, Chris.
01:09:25 Yet another great marathon...
01:09:26 getting under way
01:09:29 And having these great runners
01:09:33 of crowded London streets...
01:09:35 That was great, what you did
01:09:37 Thanks.
01:09:38 I know Libby
01:09:39 Oh, I'm glad.
01:09:40 In fact,
01:09:41 we had a nice little jump
01:09:43 - What?
01:09:56 Isn't it enough?
01:09:57 What?
01:09:58 You got the girl, all right?
01:10:01 I just think it's high time
01:10:02 that it's over, sir.
01:10:04 Otherwise, it's gonna be
01:10:05 - when we move to Chicago.
01:10:07 You better
01:10:09 You got a long way to go.
01:10:10 - Yeah, well, so have you.
01:10:14 Yes, I like it.
01:10:15 Run, fat boy, run!
01:10:21 I can lose weight...
01:10:23 but you'll always be
01:10:25 Now, once again,
01:10:27 - by the Kenyans, Denise.
01:10:28 The runners are making their way
01:10:30 What a beautiful view of the...
01:10:38 So, here we are
01:10:40 The pace is relatively relaxed
01:10:44 Maybe a little too relaxed,
01:10:46 It looks like we've got
01:10:47 coming up from the back.
01:10:52 Mom!
01:10:53 It looks like these two boys...
01:10:55 are running a race
01:10:57 In fact,
01:10:58 among the serious runners.
01:10:59 Not something
01:11:01 at this stage in the race.
01:11:02 Oh. Sorry, sir.
01:11:04 There's a man down.
01:11:07 Sorry.
01:11:09 All eyes right now
01:11:12 No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:14 - We hope to bring you
01:11:17 But he looks good, doesn't he?
01:11:18 - Oh, yeah.
01:11:19 ...setting a new world record.
01:11:26 What are you trying to prove?
01:11:27 She doesn't
01:11:29 I'm not doing this for Libby.
01:11:30 Yeah, right.
01:11:31 You're ridiculous, dude.
01:11:32 What's the matter, Whit,
01:11:43 Oh!
01:11:50 Daddy!
01:11:51 Dennis! I mean, Whit!
01:11:59 It does look very serious.
01:12:00 We're getting
01:12:18 Stay down! Stay down!
01:12:34 Where do you think you're going?
01:12:36 - I have to go help Dennis.
01:12:38 Because I am
01:12:42 Yes!
01:12:43 He now leads
01:12:49 And that looks really painful.
01:12:50 Looks like
01:12:51 will be ending
01:12:53 Yeah, absolutely tragic--
01:12:54 Mom, do something!
01:12:56 - We certainly do.
01:12:57 to the leaders
01:13:08 Shit.
01:13:34 Huh?
01:13:38 Gordon, I think I speak
01:13:40 when I say, "Give me my money."
01:13:43 Five grand, please.
01:13:47 OK, here's the thing
01:13:49 and, actually,
01:13:51 Uh...I don't have it.
01:13:55 Would you excuse us a moment?
01:14:02 Hi. I'm looking
01:14:04 Are you family?
01:14:05 - Yeah.
01:14:07 Yes, Dennis Doyle.
01:14:10 Oh, I'm sorry,
01:14:11 registered by that name.
01:14:13 Are you sure?
01:14:15 Oh, the runner. Oh, yeah.
01:14:17 Well, he's just arrived.
01:14:19 - Libby?
01:14:20 How'd you know I was here?
01:14:22 What are you doing here?
01:14:23 Honey,
01:14:25 He tripped me.
01:14:28 Guys, can we-- Can we just--
01:14:29 Fellas, can we--
01:14:32 Just one-- Find me!
01:14:33 Easy, easy! Ow!
01:14:35 Vince, look, when I said
01:14:37 I meant
01:14:38 - I can pay.
01:14:41 No, wait. Look...Vincent.
01:14:44 Wait-- Wait-- What?
01:14:45 Wait. Wait a tick.
01:14:52 Not so bloody fast, mate.
01:14:54 Who the hell are you?
01:14:55 Thanks a lot, Mr G!
01:14:57 Your friend is a man of honour.
01:14:59 What, Vincent?
01:15:00 Yes, he said he's going to kick
01:15:04 I don't understand.
01:15:05 On the TV, they said
01:15:08 One second.
01:15:09 I could sue him.
01:15:10 I could sue him
01:15:12 but, you know, seriously,
01:15:14 with some pizza boxes
01:15:17 Honey,
01:15:19 Well, you weren't there, OK?
01:15:20 You didn't see it.
01:15:22 He was frothing at the mouth
01:15:24 It was like running a marathon
01:15:27 Jake, buddy,
01:15:30 No, but you can watch me
01:15:35 Libby? Where are you?
01:15:36 - The hospital.
01:15:38 No, he's not here.
01:15:39 Well, what do you mean
01:15:40 I mean, he's not here.
01:15:42 Well,
01:16:12 All right.
01:16:15 The race is still on.
01:16:17 I can't believe
01:16:20 - Yeah, but he said
01:16:21 - right, Vincent?
01:16:23 - from what looks
01:16:24 - Vincent?
01:16:27 Uh, he's looking very badly
01:16:30 and he's also causing
01:16:34 - Cab.
01:16:35 I'm not gonna sell it.
01:16:38 What!
01:16:41 Wait! What are you doing?!
01:16:43 - Step on it!
01:16:47 All right!
01:16:48 Hello, there...
01:16:49 Dennis Doyle from downstairs!
01:16:51 Who the hell are you?
01:16:54 You beauty, come on!
01:16:56 And as the sun
01:16:58 we're still looking
01:17:00 of that mysterious runner.
01:17:03 Come on, Dennis,
01:17:05 The only concrete thing
01:17:07 is that he's running
01:17:12 Good news, Mr Bloom.
01:17:14 No rupture, no ligament damage.
01:17:16 Oh, that's great.
01:17:18 Jake, please?
01:17:19 In fact,
01:17:23 Are you sure, doctor?
01:17:24 Jake, please.
01:17:25 It's, uh, like, uh...
01:17:27 What is it you runners say?
01:17:28 You hit the wall.
01:17:32 No, no, that--
01:17:35 God damn it, will you stop...
01:17:36 messin' around with the bed,
01:17:40 God.
01:17:47 Good evening.
01:17:50 Top story, the Nike River Run.
01:17:51 We'll be chatting to the winner
01:17:53 but first, we've had thousands
01:17:56 about our mystery runner.
01:17:57 Well, I can tell you now,
01:17:59 has just caught up with him.
01:18:00 Excuse me. Sorry.
01:18:01 Will you slow down, please?
01:18:08 You hungry?
01:18:10 Stop! Stop!
01:18:12 Everyone out. Get out.
01:18:14 - Come on!
01:18:15 Hey!
01:18:16 Just go away!
01:18:18 - Somebody trip him.
01:18:20 Knock him over.
01:18:21 No, invalid. Off-side.
01:18:24 - Oh!
01:18:25 I want my money now!
01:18:27 Don't listen to them, Dennis!
01:18:29 You are a winner!
01:18:30 I want my money now!
01:18:31 Stop it! I'm wearing helmet!
01:18:33 Clear off!
01:18:34 "The loneliness
01:18:37 a phrase epitomized by this man,
01:18:40 For the last eleven miles,
01:18:42 on what appears to be
01:18:45 What a testament to the power
01:18:48 Mr Doyle, how do you feel?
01:18:50 How the fuck
01:18:51 What an inspiration.
01:18:52 We'll keep you updated
01:18:55 - Get out of the bloody way!
01:18:57 - Well, what a remarkable day...
01:18:59 - we've had at
01:19:01 - with an event
01:19:02 - by the crowds
01:19:04 - Honey, can we just--
01:19:06 - Jake, buddy...
01:19:07 would you mind just giving us...
01:19:08 a little peace with the TV,
01:19:10 - Thank you.
01:19:11 The whole of London...
01:19:12 Honey, can we
01:19:17 - Chin up!
01:19:21 Do you know, Mr Doyle, sir?
01:19:22 Oh.
01:19:23 I'm the assistant coach.
01:19:25 Oh. Oh, really.
01:19:27 - Uh, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.
01:19:30 - Ghosh...
01:19:31 OK, just call me John.
01:19:34 It was me who discovered
01:19:41 I can't breathe.
01:19:43 My head's gonna explode.
01:19:44 He's not gonna make it.
01:19:46 I-- I have to stop.
01:19:47 - I have to stop this.
01:19:49 - I'm sorry.
01:19:50 You can't stop.
01:19:51 What? How much further?
01:19:53 It-- It's a little, tiny--
01:19:59 OK. OK.
01:20:16 Oh, no.
01:20:18 What?
01:20:20 He's hit it.
01:20:40 OK, baby,
01:20:43 Jakey.
01:20:44 -...by the crowds
01:20:46 - For those of you
01:20:47 it looks like Dennis Doyle, a
01:20:50 running for the last ten
01:20:52 on basically one leg...
01:20:54 is refusing to rest
01:20:57 Unbelievable!
01:21:28 You've never finished anything
01:21:33 All you're gonna
01:21:35 I'm not the quitter!
01:21:36 That's exactly
01:21:38 Go on, run away!
01:21:40 That's what you always do!
01:21:45 Dennis!
01:21:48 Dennis!
01:21:53 Dennis?
01:22:02 Oh, I don't believe this.
01:22:03 Yeah, boy, yes!
01:22:05 He's still going!
01:22:06 Go on, you beautiful man!
01:22:09 Apologies there,
01:22:11 but it's, uh, really rather hard
01:22:14 in the drama of it all.
01:22:16 Now let's take one more look
01:22:19 And here it is.
01:22:20 It appears
01:22:22 next to Mr Doyle
01:22:25 In fact, if we look at it again
01:22:29 He deliberately trips him!
01:22:31 Bastard!
01:22:33 Apologies again, uh...
01:22:34 That didn't--
01:22:36 That is--
01:22:37 I can't believe this.
01:22:39 I don't believe it, either.
01:22:40 I don't understand that.
01:22:41 What is that?
01:22:42 Honey. Honey...
01:22:44 That angle makes it look, but--
01:22:49 He tripped me! Yes, he did!
01:22:50 - Go, Dennis!
01:22:55 Go, Dennis!
01:23:00 I can't believe this.
01:23:01 Come on, honey.
01:23:02 Please, like I'm gonna do that.
01:23:04 What are you--
01:23:06 Honey.
01:23:08 All right, look,
01:23:09 I'm not myself, OK?
01:23:12 I haven't been myself
01:23:14 Work has not been...
01:23:16 It's, uh...
01:23:18 It's just this city, you know?
01:23:19 It's just--
01:23:21 You know,
01:23:22 and it's like the food and the--
01:23:25 I just don't-- I don't
01:23:26 I don't know what--
01:23:28 It's this place, you know?
01:23:29 And if we-- I just know it's
01:23:32 - Move?
01:23:33 What?
01:23:35 Too soon?
01:23:36 Oh!
01:23:37 - Come on, Jake.
01:23:38 Where you goin'?
01:23:41 Oh, you got to be kidding me.
01:23:43 You can't be serious.
01:23:44 The guy left you
01:23:48 Nobody's perfect.
01:23:51 Libby.
01:23:52 Libby! L--
01:23:54 What a shithead.
01:23:55 Jake.
01:23:57 Hey. I know you feel bad.
01:23:59 I know you're
01:24:00 but you are so close
01:24:03 Come on.
01:24:19 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!
01:24:21 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!
01:24:24 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!
01:24:29 As we draw tantalizingly
01:24:31 here at St. Paul's Cathedral...
01:24:33 it's safe to say,
01:24:35 for myself and my cameraman.
01:24:37 It's been a very long day
01:24:40 but for Dennis Doyle...
01:24:41 it's been the single longest day
01:24:58 Come on, Dennis!
01:25:00 Good work, Dennis!
01:25:05 Hey! Move along!
01:25:07 That's it. You're there.
01:25:08 You're sixty feet.
01:25:09 Fifty-- Fifty-eight feet.
01:25:12 Call it fifty-six
01:25:13 and you're there. Come on.
01:25:14 That's my man! My man!
01:25:25 Come on, come on!
01:25:35 Dennis, come on.
01:25:38 Stay down, you shamble of a man.
01:25:40 Don't get up.
01:25:43 Dennis!
01:25:45 Dennis, come on, get up.
01:25:46 Dennis, you're
01:25:49 Dennis, this looks bad.
01:25:51 Get up.
01:26:05 Hello, Dennis?
01:26:10 - Dennis!
01:26:18 Dennis!
01:26:20 Dad!
01:26:37 Go on! You've got it! Go on!
01:26:42 Come on, Dennis! Yeah!
01:26:48 Yeah!
01:26:53 Dad!
01:26:55 That was a really stupid thing
01:26:58 Don't go to Chicago.
01:27:00 Dad, you won!
01:27:05 He's done it!
01:27:07 He's actually done it!
01:27:08 This morning...
01:27:10 Dennis Doyle was a humble
01:27:13 Tonight, he goes home a hero!
01:27:16 Oh, yay.
01:27:17 And look at that!
01:27:19 - God damn it.
01:27:20 collapses into the arms of--
01:27:22 I think it's backwards here--
01:27:24 And, look! He's got a son!
01:27:27 I didn't know he had a son!
01:27:29 Did you know he had a son?
01:27:41 - Hello, Dennis.
01:27:56 - Hi.
01:27:57 Jake, your dad's here!
01:27:59 How's it goin'?
01:28:01 - Pretty good.
01:28:02 - You?
01:28:03 Yeah, not bad.
01:28:05 You still running?
01:28:06 Every day, hopefully
01:28:11 Yeah. So...
01:28:14 Um, Libby,
01:28:21 - Hi, Dad.
01:28:26 Uh, it doesn't matter,
01:28:27 I'll, um...
01:28:28 I'll sp-- I'll ca--
01:28:29 - OK.
01:28:31 Bye, Mom.
01:28:32 Bye. I'll see you later.
01:28:33 Bye.
01:28:44 Libby, I was wondering,
01:28:46 and have some dinner
01:28:53 You don't have to.
01:28:54 Yeah.
01:28:55 Uh...huh?
01:28:56 I mean, wow.
01:28:58 It'd be nice.
01:28:59 Yeah. Well, it would be.
01:29:05 I'll, um...
01:29:07 OK.
01:29:08 Don't know why I did that.
01:29:11 OK. Ready?
01:29:12 Yeah.
01:29:16 Hello!
01:29:18 Hello, Dennis!
01:29:21 Mr G.
01:29:22 - Hello, Jake.
01:29:24 I was just doing my spin class.
01:29:26 It's great fun, isn't it?
01:29:27 Oh, it's an amazing workout!
01:29:35 Dad comin' up behind
01:29:37 Come on! Jake!
01:29:38 Oh, he takes the ball from Jake!
01:29:40 He has the ball! He's clear!
01:29:42 Dad! Pass it!
01:29:45 Dad is clear!
01:29:46 Give it!
01:29:48 I'll give you one, too.
01:29:50 OK, let's go. Good game.
01:29:52 Jake to Mr G.
01:29:54 Yeah, thank you very much.
01:29:56 Take over, Mr G.
01:29:58 There you go, Mr G.
01:30:00 All right, I'm gonna--
01:30:03 Picks up the player,
01:30:04 Runs with him all the way.
01:30:06 Dad, that's illegal!
01:30:12 But that's not all.
01:30:14 Because the guy,
01:30:16 Iet alone run,
01:30:18 and twenty-five miles
01:30:21 And you know how he did that?
01:30:22 You know what he said
01:30:23 that kept him going?
01:30:25 His trainer
01:30:26 He stayed with him
01:30:28 And that was you?
01:30:29 Mm-hmm. Yeah.
01:30:30 It's a pretty amazing story,
01:30:32 I've got a bottle of champagne
01:30:33 if you wanna hear it.
01:30:36 - Sure.
01:30:38 Well, come on up then.
01:30:40 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:30:41 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:30:43 # Everybody #
01:30:44 # Huggin' up
01:30:47 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:30:48 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:30:49 # Everybody #
01:30:50 # Huggin' up
01:30:53 # Never saw you,
01:30:56 # Huggin' up
01:30:59 # I never saw you #
01:31:01 # I only heard of you #
01:31:03 # Huggin' up
01:31:05 # It's your life #
01:31:07 # It's your life #
01:31:09 # Huggin' up
01:31:12 # It's your life #
01:31:13 # It's your life #
01:31:15 # Huggin' up
01:31:18 # Now I know that,
01:31:22 # Huggin' up
01:31:24 # Now I know that,
01:31:28 # Huggin' up
01:31:30 # La la la #
01:31:32 # La la la #
01:31:34 # Huggin' up
01:31:37 # La la la #
01:31:38 # La la la #
01:31:40 # Huggin' up
01:31:56 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:31:57 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:31:58 # Everybody #
01:31:59 # Huggin' up
01:32:02 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:32:03 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:32:05 # Everybody #
01:32:06 # Huggin' up
01:32:08 # Never saw you,
01:32:12 # Huggin' up
01:32:14 # I never saw you,
01:32:18 # Huggin' up
01:32:21 # It's your life #
01:32:22 # It's your life #
01:32:24 # Huggin' up
01:32:27 # It's your life #
01:32:28 # It's your life #
01:32:31 # Huggin' up
01:32:33 # Now I know that,
01:32:37 # Huggin' up
01:32:40 # Now I know that,
01:32:43 # Huggin' up
01:32:46 # La la la #
01:32:47 # La la la #
01:32:49 # Huggin' up
01:32:52 # La la la #
01:32:54 # La la la #
01:32:56 # Huggin' up
01:33:30 # Keep on runnin' #
01:33:33 # Keep on hidin' #
01:33:36 # One fine day,
01:33:39 # To make you understand #
01:33:42 # Oh, yeah,
01:33:48 # Keep on runnin' #
01:33:51 # Runnin' from my arms #
01:33:55 # One fine day,
01:33:57 # To make you understand #
01:34:00 # Oh, yeah,
01:34:05 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:34:06 # Everyone keeps talkin'
01:34:09 # It makes me feel so sad #
01:34:11 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:34:13 # Everyone is laughin' at me #
01:34:16 # It makes me feel so bad #
01:34:18 # So keep on runnin' #
01:34:21 # Keep on runnin' #
01:34:25 # Keep on runnin' #
01:34:28 # Keep on runnin' #
01:34:35 # Keep on runnin' #
01:34:38 # Runnin' from my arms #
01:34:41 # One fine day,
01:34:44 # To make you understand #
01:34:47 # Oh, yeah,
01:34:52 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:34:53 # Everyone keeps talkin'
01:34:56 # It makes me feel so sad #
01:34:58 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:34:59 # Everyone is laughin' at me #
01:35:03 # It makes me feel so bad #
01:35:05 # So keep on runnin' #
01:35:08 # Runnin' from my arms #
01:35:12 # One fine day,
01:35:14 # To make you understand #
01:35:17 # Oh, yeah,
01:35:21 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:24 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:28 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:31 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:34 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:38 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:40 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:44 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:48 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:35:51 # I'm gonna be your man #