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00:00:42 #Holdin' hands at midnight
00:00:48 # Nice work if you can get it #
00:00:51 # And you can get it
00:00:55 # Strollin' with that one girl,
00:01:01 # Nice work if you can get it #
00:01:03 # And you can get it
00:01:07 # Just imagine someone
00:01:14 # Where two hearts become one #
00:01:16 - # Who could ask
00:01:19 That looks good enough to eat.
00:01:20 Oh, thank you.
00:01:22 I wasn't talking about the cake.
00:01:24 Oh, Gordon. You're my cousin.
00:01:27 Never stopped
00:01:29 You're a very sick man.
00:01:30 Mm. Hi.
00:01:33 - Hi.
00:01:35 Oh, Mum, would you take Grandma
00:01:38 Yes. Come on, sweetheart.
00:01:40 So, do you wanna go and
00:01:42 Sure thing.
00:01:43 How's he doing?
00:01:44 Oh, great. Thrilled.
00:01:47 I'm telling you, he's thrilled.
00:01:58 Dennis, it's Gordon.
00:02:03 Wow! You look great!
00:02:09 So, are you ready?
00:02:11 Um...
00:02:13 - Just...
00:02:15 I'm gonna give you a minute
00:02:17 give you a minute.
00:02:25 No, no. I don't want to.
00:02:28 Done want to, ah...
00:02:34 Dennis!
00:02:35 It's time.
00:02:39 Dennis!
00:02:41 Dennis!
00:02:45 # Where to promise
00:02:49 Dennis, we're gonna have a baby.
00:02:55 Dennis.
00:02:57 Dennis?
00:02:59 # Who could ask
00:03:11 Aw, shit.
00:03:19 Dennis!
00:03:23 Dennis!
00:03:26 # I'm sorry, sorry, sorry
00:03:28 # But you're half a world away
00:03:31 # Now you're gettin' too much,
00:03:34 # 'Cause all I really wanted
00:03:37 # What is there to say #
00:03:39 # What is there to say?
00:03:40 # In a world so grey? #
00:03:41 # In a world so grey #
00:03:42 # Why, oh, why, oh, why
00:03:48 - Come on!
00:03:49 - # A wind-up heart #
00:03:51 - # Then you must have had plastic head #
00:03:54 - # Did you think I had to play the part? #
00:03:56 # When you copied everyhing I said? #
00:03:59 - # When the tide of love is out and the rust begins to show #
00:04:01 # You're cryin' in your sleep #
00:04:03 # Scared of your shadow #
00:04:04 - # If you thought this was forever #
00:04:05 - Oh!
00:04:07 Gotcha. Where is it?
00:04:09 Where's what?
00:04:10 You know what I'm talkin' about!
00:04:11 Ooh! Hey! Hey!
00:04:12 Ooh!
00:04:13 All right!
00:04:14 What do you
00:04:15 I've never seen those
00:04:17 Yeah, and you're
00:04:19 You bastard.
00:04:20 Don't.
00:04:21 Little shit!
00:04:22 There's nothing to see here,
00:04:23 Ow!
00:04:33 Where's the bra?
00:04:34 What bra?
00:04:37 Whoo!
00:04:38 Come on, fat boy, run!
00:04:40 I'm not fat!
00:04:41 I'm just-- I'm unfit.
00:04:44 Go on, then.
00:04:48 Ow!
00:05:25 Yes?
00:05:27 Could you let me in, please,
00:05:31 Who the hell are you?
00:05:33 You-- Why are we--
00:05:35 It's Dennis Doyle
00:05:37 Dennis Doyle from downstairs
00:05:39 killed by his landlord.
00:05:40 - Do you know why?
00:05:42 Failure to pay the rent
00:05:45 Dennis!
00:05:46 Hey, Maya.
00:05:48 I'm in a bit of a hurry?
00:05:49 - Have you got any money?
00:05:53 And put something on.
00:05:56 Hello. Hello.
00:05:58 Yes?
00:06:00 Do you know what happened
00:06:01 after he killed Dennis Doyle
00:06:03 - No.
00:06:05 and a nice foot massage.
00:06:09 Hey, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.
00:06:12 Mr Ghoshdashtidar, wait--
00:06:27 Well, how is the old rascal?
00:06:30 I hear it's going to be a party
00:06:33 You know Bilbo.
00:06:34 He's got
00:06:36 Mm. Ah, well,
00:06:39 Jake, your dad's gonna be here
00:06:41 You ready?
00:06:43 Ready!
00:06:44 All right,
00:06:49 Hey.
00:06:51 - # You give me tone #
00:06:53 # I'll like that #
00:06:55 Hey, how is it goin'?
00:06:57 - Oh, yeah.
00:06:59 # Well, I'll like that #
00:07:01 Dennis. Yeah, Dennis.
00:07:03 # Do you run away? #
00:07:04 You like, uh, to have some sort
00:07:07 Oh, what the hell. Let's--
00:07:12 Ow, shit!
00:07:13 Oh!
00:07:14 - Hah!
00:07:16 No. Oh, you got me!
00:07:19 - Hi.
00:07:20 - We're playing
00:07:21 Guess who's an orc?
00:07:24 Honey, would you mind, uh...
00:07:26 This kind of smarts. Can you?
00:07:28 Oh, yeah. Thank you.
00:07:29 I'm not finished
00:07:30 Yeah, one sec.
00:07:32 Uh, I thought his dad
00:07:33 - What happened?
00:07:35 Dennis happened.
00:07:37 Mmm. Well, on the bright side...
00:07:39 - Hmm?
00:07:41 - Whit!
00:07:49 Where have you been?
00:07:50 Hey.
00:07:51 - I was--
00:07:52 Hey, snot-face!
00:07:54 Oh, please, don't call him that.
00:07:56 Why?
00:07:57 You are a snot-face,
00:07:59 Oh.
00:08:00 Aw!
00:08:01 Jake, that's disgusting.
00:08:03 Jake, that's disgusting.
00:08:06 - Toilet first.
00:08:07 Go on. Grab your jacket.
00:08:12 You were supposed to be here
00:08:14 Yeah, there was a bit
00:08:15 with the tickets, so...
00:08:17 Hey, you look really nice.
00:08:18 Did I get you that necklace?
00:08:20 No. It was a...
00:08:22 just a present
00:08:24 - Who?
00:08:26 Oh, yeah.
00:08:28 Huh?
00:08:29 It belonged to my grandmother.
00:08:30 Yeah.
00:08:32 Huh?
00:08:34 Dennis, this is
00:08:37 Whit, this is my--
00:08:40 How you doin'?
00:08:42 Good, yeah.
00:08:44 Do you moisturize?
00:08:46 I do, actually.
00:08:49 Well, it's very nice
00:08:50 It's nice to finally put a face
00:08:52 I'd have probably thought
00:08:53 you would have seen
00:08:56 Oh, there aren't any.
00:08:58 - Hmm.
00:08:59 Yes. Let's go.
00:09:01 - Have fun.
00:09:02 Dennis, you do have
00:09:05 Libby, credit me
00:09:14 Tickets!
00:09:15 Does anybody have any tickets?
00:09:17 Mate, my daughter's
00:09:18 I've got a couple of
00:09:20 Yes. Thank you so much.
00:09:21 Oh, whatever.
00:09:23 Uh, this is
00:09:26 Yeah?
00:09:27 My son is gonna love me.
00:09:28 You want your son to love you?
00:09:30 Hey, that's entrapment!
00:09:32 Oh, God!
00:09:34 And that's brutality!
00:09:37 Libby, it's--
00:09:42 No. Uh, Libby, I'll--
00:09:44 - Bye, Dad.
00:09:58 So, do you work with Libby
00:10:01 No.
00:10:03 We met at the bakery, though.
00:10:04 - Oh, yeah?
00:10:07 What?
00:10:08 No, I just was
00:10:10 It took me
00:10:12 and a macaroon just to get up
00:10:17 Uh, no, I work in
00:10:21 I'm a hedge fund manager
00:10:23 Oh.
00:10:25 I do high-level security
00:10:27 for an upscale retail outlet.
00:10:29 Really?
00:10:30 Libby said
00:10:32 at a women's clothing store.
00:10:33 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:10:36 Right.
00:10:38 Uh, well, l--
00:10:40 I got a big run in the morning.
00:10:41 A big what?
00:10:43 A run-- I'm training for
00:10:46 The what-y what what?
00:10:47 The Nike River Run.
00:10:48 It's a-- It's a marathon race
00:10:52 Why would you do that?
00:10:54 Uh, well, it's
00:10:56 Plus, I love to run.
00:10:57 I actually ran the London
00:10:59 Oh, that's a coincidence.
00:11:01 Oh, yeah? How's that?
00:11:02 I watched it on the television.
00:11:03 - Ah.
00:11:04 I sleep in on a Sunday, so...
00:11:07 Right.
00:11:09 Um, well, look, you know...
00:11:11 I know these things can be
00:11:13 I mean, you know,
00:11:15 and, uh, well,
00:11:18 that I like Libby and Jake
00:11:24 and, um, well, I just appreciate
00:11:28 about this, you know?
00:11:30 Hey! Yo!
00:11:31 You wanna take this one?
00:11:33 - No, you have it.
00:11:34 Yeah. I'll get the next one.
00:11:35 All right.
00:11:37 - Yeah.
00:11:39 Yup. Hope so.
00:11:40 Hello, good sir.
00:11:46 - Bye.
00:11:47 - See ya.
00:12:17 Dennis!
00:12:20 Dennis!
00:12:25 Dennis?
00:12:28 - Close your eyes.
00:12:29 - Close your eyes.
00:12:34 OK. Open them.
00:12:39 That's great.
00:13:09 Dennis!
00:13:12 Dennis!
00:13:27 Hi.
00:14:13 Hey, Vincent.
00:14:16 - Dennis.
00:14:17 Whatcha mean, "business"?
00:14:18 Sorry.
00:14:24 - Got it.
00:14:25 Hush now, man.
00:14:26 All right.
00:14:32 Three thousand.
00:14:37 This is all I've got.
00:14:39 Just throw whatever you have
00:14:41 OK.
00:14:43 Flush, king high.
00:14:49 Ace high.
00:14:56 What happened?
00:15:02 Bad luck, mate.
00:15:03 Oh.
00:15:05 Oh, hey, I got you
00:15:07 They were for yesterday.
00:15:08 What?
00:15:09 Why would I want them?
00:15:13 Put them on eBay.
00:15:14 Who's gonna wanna buy tickets...
00:15:15 for something
00:15:17 - Time travellers.
00:15:18 My whole night
00:15:21 and I looked like a prick in
00:15:24 Oh, she didn't tell me
00:15:26 What's he like?
00:15:28 Handsome, well-off, friendly.
00:15:30 He's like Peter Perfect
00:15:33 and he runs marathons.
00:15:36 - Why?
00:15:41 Well, look, my only
00:15:44 in a broken collarbone
00:15:47 so I may not be the best person
00:15:49 but you have been trying
00:15:51 for five years now...
00:15:53 so maybe you should let her go.
00:15:56 Yeah,
00:15:59 Dennis, you left her
00:16:00 when she was pregnant.
00:16:03 But that was ages ago.
00:16:04 Well, women remember that stuff.
00:16:08 Look, if there's anything else
00:16:10 just let me know.
00:16:12 Well, actually, I am
00:16:14 I was wondering if you had
00:16:15 I could maybe borrow.
00:16:27 Oh, I love you. I really do.
00:16:28 I needed that actually.
00:16:30 That's great. Thank you.
00:16:40 How about this one?
00:16:44 I bet you can't do it.
00:16:46 - I can do a big one.
00:16:51 Look, look, look, look, look.
00:16:56 That was a good one.
00:16:58 Yeah.
00:16:59 Listen.
00:17:01 I'm really sorry about
00:17:03 That's all right.
00:17:04 Most universities
00:17:06 at things
00:17:08 Hey, another one.
00:17:09 As far as I'm concerned,
00:17:11 - Oh, she was great.
00:17:13 Ooh!
00:17:15 - Shh.
00:17:16 Um, but, yeah, so I think--
00:17:18 Do you want to hear a secret?
00:17:19 Absolutely.
00:17:20 There's a girl in my class
00:17:22 Well, I'm sure
00:17:24 The teachers probably know
00:17:26 She looks like a tree frog.
00:17:27 She what?
00:17:28 She looks like a tree frog.
00:17:30 That's not
00:17:32 I like tree frogs.
00:17:33 Oh, yeah?
00:17:34 More than hobbits?
00:17:38 I see.
00:17:39 I really feel
00:17:42 "You really think we could--"
00:17:43 Wait, that sounds like something
00:17:45 He did say it.
00:17:46 - What? To Mom?
00:17:49 What a shithead.
00:17:50 Dad!
00:17:51 Sorry.
00:17:54 Listen, I'm really glad
00:17:56 about not gettin'
00:17:57 Lord of the Rings thing,
00:17:59 That's OK.
00:18:00 Whit's got us front row seats
00:18:01 so it's even better.
00:18:03 What a shithead.
00:18:04 Dad!
00:18:06 Well.
00:18:13 # Ah, yeah #
00:18:17 # Oh, yeah #
00:18:21 # I'm up
00:18:22 # And I'm watchin'
00:18:27 # He's down on the street #
00:18:29 # And he's tryin' hard
00:18:34 # Oh, my heart's
00:18:36 # My weekend's
00:18:41 # 'Cause she's hopin' to score #
00:18:43 # So I can't see her
00:18:47 # You betcha #
00:18:49 # Oh, yeah #
00:18:52 # Uh-huh #
00:18:59 Deliveries are downstairs.
00:19:00 - No, I'm--
00:19:06 - Yes?
00:19:12 Whit!
00:19:16 Thanks for your help.
00:19:19 So, what brings you
00:19:20 A little, uh, high-level
00:19:23 in retail operation?
00:19:24 Huh?
00:19:25 What can I do for you?
00:19:27 - I got a spin class.
00:19:30 Spinning?
00:19:32 Oh, OK.
00:19:33 No, I was thinking more
00:19:35 A pint? Oh, a pint.
00:19:37 Uh, wow.
00:19:39 Um, I'd love a pint, actually...
00:19:41 but, uh, I really gotta hit
00:19:42 I'm in training, you know?
00:19:44 You wanna come along?
00:19:45 Uh, it's an amazing workout.
00:19:47 I-- I'd love to, but I don't
00:19:49 Well, I'll lend you some.
00:19:52 Great.
00:19:53 Three, two, one!
00:19:55 We're climbing!
00:19:56 Push! Push! Push! Push!
00:20:00 Keep it up!
00:20:02 No cheating! Let's go!
00:20:04 How you doin' there?
00:20:05 What'd you say?
00:20:06 Out of the saddle!
00:20:10 OK,
00:20:14 So, what did you wanna
00:20:19 Ow!
00:20:21 Jake said you had some tickets
00:20:24 to the hobbit musical.
00:20:25 Yeah, a friend of mine's
00:20:27 He totally hooked me up.
00:20:29 Hmm...um...
00:20:32 I was just thinking, um...
00:20:34 you know,
00:20:35 through a whole sort of
00:20:39 - So...
00:20:43 Oh.
00:20:45 Jake's really kind of got
00:20:47 Yeah.
00:20:49 - Powder?
00:20:50 You sure? Refreshing.
00:20:52 I would imagine it is.
00:20:53 I was just-- I'm thinkin' maybe,
00:20:57 then I could maybe take Jake
00:20:59 if--if you want.
00:21:02 Look, I know you must be
00:21:05 for messing up with the tickets
00:21:07 and, uh, I'd like to help you.
00:21:08 I really would, but, um...
00:21:11 Well, the thing is...
00:21:13 I hope to be more and more
00:21:15 And, uh, frankly, I'm kind
00:21:19 Give Jake and l, a chance to get
00:21:21 I mean, uh, you can see
00:21:25 Yes, I can.
00:21:28 So, can I ask you a question?
00:21:30 Sure.
00:21:31 You had her once,
00:21:34 To be honest, Whit--
00:21:35 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'd just
00:21:37 Your legs
00:21:39 I'm fine.
00:21:43 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
00:21:45 I'm fine. I'm--
00:21:47 Yeah, the first step
00:21:49 the difficult one.
00:21:51 This is Libby.
00:21:52 Hey, Lib, it's me.
00:22:04 Fuck!
00:22:14 Who the hell are you?
00:22:15 Just open the bloody door.
00:22:17 OK.
00:23:04 - There you go. Enjoy.
00:23:06 - Forty-eight.
00:23:08 Hello.
00:23:09 Dennis, I'm really busy.
00:23:11 Can we talk?
00:23:12 No, just buy something or go.
00:23:14 OK. I, can I have one of your
00:23:19 Actually,
00:23:21 - Dennis.
00:23:22 and, uh, I like that one, too.
00:23:25 - Anything else?
00:23:27 What do you see in Whit?
00:23:28 - Uh, forty-nine.
00:23:31 - What can I get for you?
00:23:33 Yes, you are.
00:23:34 Sorry, I think you've used up
00:23:37 You don't-- You don't have
00:23:39 Now you're using up
00:23:41 You don't get
00:23:43 It's not like a game show,
00:23:44 You got, like, fifteen seconds
00:23:47 Goodbye, Dennis.
00:23:49 Yes?
00:23:50 Yes. Hello, yes.
00:23:52 Um, do you have any of those
00:23:55 Oh, no.
00:23:57 I'm so sorry.
00:23:58 Oh.
00:24:00 Hmm...
00:24:06 Do you have anything else
00:24:09 - Excuse me.
00:24:10 I haven't paid for my order.
00:24:13 I'm sorry.
00:24:14 - Excuse me.
00:24:15 Excuse me.
00:24:18 - Ow!
00:24:21 Seriously,
00:24:23 OK, he's well-off, all right?
00:24:25 He's kind of-- He's quite
00:24:26 But I mean, so what?
00:24:27 Is that what you think
00:24:29 I just want
00:24:31 I wouldn't say gorgeous.
00:24:32 Well,
00:24:34 Well, why are you with him?
00:24:35 You know,
00:24:36 One? I could give you fifty.
00:24:38 - I'm fifty!
00:24:41 He's mature, responsible,
00:24:44 he's great with Jake.
00:24:45 - That's only four.
00:24:47 You know what?
00:24:50 You know, he runs marathons
00:24:53 Oh, big deal!
00:24:54 So you could run a marathon?
00:24:56 Could I have
00:24:59 - Hang on!
00:25:00 Look, Libby, I can change.
00:25:02 Yeah? Well, great.
00:25:04 - Really?
00:25:06 We tried that once, remember?
00:25:08 You left me at the altar,
00:25:11 You cock!
00:25:13 Look, Libby, I can change, OK?
00:25:14 I have changed. I can prove it.
00:25:16 How?
00:25:20 I'll tell you.
00:25:25 What?
00:25:26 The one that Whit's doin'...
00:25:27 I'll run that,
00:25:29 Come on,
00:25:30 anything in your entire life,
00:25:33 Oh, now, you-- That's not--
00:25:35 - You know--
00:25:36 Don't--don't--
00:25:38 You're just bein',
00:25:39 Cock?
00:25:40 I would settle for something
00:25:43 Well, go to the fishmonger!
00:25:44 I'm a vegetarian.
00:25:46 OK. OK.
00:25:48 Dennis, just please leave.
00:25:49 OK. OK, I'll go.
00:25:52 But I'm gonna
00:25:53 I can be mature, considerate,
00:25:59 - Oh!
00:26:00 Yes, Libby?
00:26:02 It's two pounds, seventy-five.
00:26:04 Oh, yeah, right.
00:26:07 Hey, if Dennis thinks
00:26:09 he can run the race.
00:26:10 - Thank you.
00:26:11 you can run a marathon.
00:26:13 - Why not?
00:26:16 Hey, I'll have you know
00:26:18 You went to one.
00:26:19 Yeah, and now
00:26:22 Hey, this is important to me.
00:26:25 I mean it!
00:26:27 Look, I'm sick of
00:26:31 I'm sick of being scared.
00:26:32 I'm sick of the regret
00:26:33 'cause I didn't have the guts
00:26:37 All that ends
00:27:18 # Ow! #
00:27:41 Not bad.
00:27:59 Hi.
00:28:02 Feel better?
00:28:03 Much.
00:28:05 Oh, how was spin class?
00:28:09 Uh, it was...
00:28:13 Is that right?
00:28:14 Yeah. And I also thought
00:28:16 a good chance for me
00:28:18 a little bit better, so...
00:28:19 Well, maybe we should all go out
00:28:21 - You think?
00:28:23 And then we could go dancing.
00:28:24 - You're jokin'.
00:28:26 And then, afterwards,
00:28:29 and have a threesome.
00:28:32 Oh. You are joking.
00:28:33 Of course, I am.
00:28:35 Look, Dennis, I don't know
00:28:36 in that head of yours,
00:28:37 - I don't like it.
00:28:39 - Daddy!
00:28:41 - You ready for school?
00:28:42 Wait up, wait up, wait up a sec.
00:28:46 Can I walk with you guys?
00:28:48 OK.
00:28:50 - I'll see you later.
00:28:53 - Bye.
00:28:55 All right, you ready?
00:28:56 Yeah.
00:29:05 So, Whit, you were, uh, 'round
00:29:08 Whit stayed over last night.
00:29:10 - Oh?
00:29:11 They were jumping on the bed.
00:29:14 Wow.
00:29:17 Hey, Jakey, guess what?
00:29:20 and he does have an extra ticket
00:29:22 What do you say
00:29:25 Yeah!
00:29:27 - Yay.
00:29:29 Oh, yeah.
00:29:31 Oh, and, uh...
00:29:32 Libby tells me that you
00:29:35 Yeah.
00:29:36 That's great, man. Seriously.
00:29:39 Really, that's awesome.
00:29:40 Thank you.
00:29:41 How did you manage to get in?
00:29:42 What do you mean?
00:29:43 Well, you can't
00:29:45 Well, why not?
00:29:46 You have to apply in advance.
00:29:48 Well, how far in advance?
00:29:49 Uh, three months.
00:29:51 And when is it again?
00:29:52 Three weeks.
00:29:54 Right.
00:29:55 They'll make exceptions
00:29:56 if you're running for a charity,
00:29:59 each charity is only allowed
00:30:01 No, you don't have to worry
00:30:03 I'll get in.
00:30:04 All right.
00:30:06 You ever, uh,
00:30:08 No. Why?
00:30:10 It's pretty gruelling.
00:30:11 Well, yeah, that's why
00:30:15 Yeah, actually, technically,
00:30:17 because of the events
00:30:20 There was a Greek soldier...
00:30:22 - named Phei--
00:30:23 - stop you there?
00:30:25 I've got have nothing to say.
00:30:33 All right, all right.
00:30:35 Hello. Is that
00:30:38 Hello. I was just--
00:30:40 I'm-- I'm running a marathon
00:30:41 and I was wondering if I could
00:30:45 Great. Yeah, yeah.
00:30:46 OK. I see.
00:30:50 How big is the costume?
00:30:53 OK. I'll call you back.
00:30:56 Ooh.
00:30:58 Hi.
00:31:00 - Dennis.
00:31:01 Would you mind not doing that
00:31:03 Sorry. I went for a run
00:31:06 and I think
00:31:07 you know,
00:31:09 - I understand.
00:31:11 - I understand, Dennis.
00:31:13 Please, keep your hands
00:31:16 whilst you're at work.
00:31:17 Will do.
00:31:56 Shh.
00:31:59 Dennis!
00:32:02 Sorry. I was, um...
00:32:05 I was in the zone.
00:32:09 So, um, I'd actually
00:32:13 Um, can I call you back?
00:32:24 # Just 'cause you think it #
00:32:27 # It don't make it so #
00:32:29 # Drive you to drink #
00:32:32 # Won't let you go #
00:32:34 # Plenty of girls
00:32:39 Come on!
00:32:40 # Plenty of girls #
00:32:43 # And boys in love #
00:32:49 Would you like a cup of tea,
00:32:56 So that's it.
00:32:58 Running this marathon
00:32:59 to show Libby that I can change.
00:33:04 Mmm.
00:33:07 You know what I would do
00:33:10 What?
00:33:11 I would get some cream
00:33:15 Let me ask you something,
00:33:17 Why did you leave your lady at
00:33:21 I don't know.
00:33:25 The toothpaste was already
00:33:30 Being ready
00:33:34 I was scared.
00:33:35 Mmm.
00:33:38 So, you are a coward.
00:33:40 I thought we were just
00:33:44 You did not think
00:33:48 Am I right?
00:33:50 You thought of your lady,
00:33:52 you could not give her
00:33:54 what she deserved.
00:33:57 I thought the same things...
00:33:59 on the day I married
00:34:04 May she rest.
00:34:07 Did you?
00:34:08 Yes. But guess what?
00:34:10 It turned out
00:34:13 I made myself good enough.
00:34:16 You did a stupid thing, Dennis.
00:34:19 But she loved you once, and you
00:34:27 Yeah.
00:34:29 Did you have a good marriage,
00:34:32 Ah.
00:34:36 I remember the feeling
00:34:39 of spending every day
00:34:44 but most of all...
00:34:48 I remember all the fucking.
00:34:56 Mmm...
00:34:59 Mmm...
00:35:04 Oh, three degrees starboard,
00:35:07 Hey, I'm the captain.
00:35:08 Mutiny! Mutiny!
00:35:13 Whoa!
00:35:15 Ahoy there, me lad.
00:35:19 - Oh!
00:35:21 Sorry, we're late, love.
00:35:22 Soon as Whit found out
00:35:23 he had to go get his vessel.
00:35:26 Jakey, here.
00:35:27 No, not that one. That one.
00:35:32 Whoa! Can I steer it?
00:35:34 No.
00:35:37 Mutiny.
00:35:39 Hey. You wanna?
00:35:43 - Was he OK?
00:35:45 We had a really nice time
00:35:49 Whit just likes to take things
00:35:51 Prepare to be boarded,
00:35:54 of Her Majesty's
00:35:58 Wait, don't touch that. Wait.
00:36:01 Why won't you
00:36:02 Uh, because it's mine.
00:36:04 So, you're still gonna run
00:36:05 Yes, absolutely.
00:36:07 It's gonna be great.
00:36:08 You're gonna see
00:36:10 Right, well,
00:36:12 and the thing is, I don't care.
00:36:14 What do you mean?
00:36:15 Dennis, what do you think
00:36:18 Do you honestly think
00:36:20 is just gonna wipe
00:36:21 Well, you might change your mind
00:36:23 in jogging shorts.
00:36:28 Look, Whit's having
00:36:30 for me in a couple of weeks...
00:36:32 and it would mean a lot to Jake
00:36:34 To Jake?
00:36:37 Hey!
00:36:40 Hey!
00:36:43 Hey!
00:36:44 Hey, OK.
00:36:45 Whose boat is this?
00:36:46 Whose boat...is this?!
00:36:49 Excuse me!
00:36:54 - No way!
00:36:56 He won't last.
00:37:03 Would you like some pizza,
00:37:04 Oh. Yes, I would actually.
00:37:06 - Ow!
00:37:07 What are you doing that--
00:37:10 Are you still gonna do this?
00:37:11 Are you still gonna
00:37:13 I want to, yes.
00:37:14 Thank God.
00:37:17 Why?
00:37:18 Because I just bet them
00:37:20 What? You bet on me?
00:37:23 Dennis, you're my best friend.
00:37:24 I'm not gonna bet against you.
00:37:27 Well, thank you.
00:37:28 Not with these odds.
00:37:30 Well, what if I don't finish?
00:37:32 Vincent'll kill you.
00:37:33 Oh, you'll finish.
00:37:35 How can you be so sure?
00:37:40 Get up, get up, get up, get up,
00:37:47 So, you're gonna be my coach.
00:37:49 That's right.
00:37:51 Why are you here?
00:37:52 I'm the assistant coach.
00:37:54 Why do you get
00:37:55 Because I have this spatula.
00:37:57 Ow!
00:38:00 Go on. Get running.
00:38:01 Wait. Isn't there some sort
00:38:04 Yeah, you put one leg
00:38:06 over and over again really fast.
00:38:09 Why are you here again?
00:38:10 - Ow!
00:38:12 # I said, yeah #
00:38:14 # I said, yeah #
00:38:15 - # What they said #
00:38:18 - # Oh, I said, yeah #
00:38:19 - You're not gonna get...
00:38:21 - anywhere like that!
00:38:22 - You've gotta slide more.
00:38:25 - # Do you believe I would
00:38:27 - You want to feel my spatula?!
00:38:29 - No, I do not!
00:38:31 - Then run! Run like the wind!
00:38:34 - # And if I do that #
00:38:35 - # I would say, "Sir" #
00:38:37 # "Come on
00:38:38 Ow!
00:38:40 # I wouldn't do that #
00:38:42 - # No, I wouldn't do that #
00:38:45 - Lookin' good! Lookin' good!
00:38:48 - Come on, Dennis.
00:38:50 - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:38:52 # They was wrong #
00:38:54 I think I got a blister.
00:38:55 - # They were wrong #
00:38:56 Yeah, gently.
00:38:58 All right.
00:39:01 OK! Oh! All right.
00:39:04 -ls it bad?
00:39:06 No. No. It's not.
00:39:08 Ohh! Oh, that's big.
00:39:13 Look at that thing.
00:39:15 It's like a womb.
00:39:17 Don't.
00:39:18 Hey, maybe there's a little man
00:39:19 who looks just like you,
00:39:21 What are you talking about?!
00:39:23 It's just a thought.
00:39:24 You're gonna have to pop it.
00:39:27 No. No way.
00:39:29 Never pop
00:39:30 Well, I'll do it then.
00:39:32 That's the closest I could get.
00:39:35 It's fine. I sterilized it.
00:39:36 In what?
00:39:39 It's sterilized.
00:39:42 OK, OK. Here we go.
00:39:48 Ooh, you're gonna get it.
00:39:51 Stick it in.
00:39:52 - Pop it!
00:39:54 - Why not?
00:39:55 Give it to me.
00:39:56 Just do it slow!
00:39:58 - Do it-- Do it gently, OK?
00:39:59 - Trust me.
00:40:00 - OK.
00:40:06 It's in it!
00:40:08 Get it out!
00:40:10 Bloody take it out!
00:40:11 - Hold still! Hold still!
00:40:21 I'm so sorry.
00:40:23 That's never happened before.
00:40:24 Oh! Oh!
00:40:29 I'm Catholic.
00:40:32 That was the second
00:40:33 I've ever had in my eye.
00:40:36 Who's that?
00:40:37 That's Mr G.
00:40:38 Get something nice on,
00:40:40 Where we goin'?
00:41:02 Every year,
00:41:04 are affected by acute
00:41:08 or Hapsburg Syndrome.
00:41:10 I see.
00:41:11 And how does the condition
00:41:14 The syndrome
00:41:15 by a loss
00:41:19 sporadic and often violent
00:41:28 And often chronic flatulence.
00:41:35 It's our aim to raise awareness
00:41:36 and, hopefully,
00:41:38 some much-needed support...
00:41:40 to people such
00:41:42 Mmm...
00:41:46 - Well, we think
00:41:49 - Ghoshtashtidar--
00:41:51 Ghoshtashtidar's condition
00:41:55 and warrants support,
00:41:59 for Mr Doyle to run
00:42:04 Acute neurocortical emphasitis.
00:42:05 - Or, uh...
00:42:07 Syndrome awareness. Yes.
00:42:11 OK.
00:42:14 We'll just need the charity's
00:42:17 The what?
00:42:18 The registration number.
00:42:27 Well, that couldn't
00:42:29 Mmm.
00:42:30 - Look out!
00:42:32 Ohh!
00:42:33 Aw, hit by a wheelchair.
00:42:36 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:42:38 - It stings.
00:42:39 - It stings.
00:42:40 Dennis, don't touch him.
00:42:41 - Can you stand?
00:42:42 - Are you OK?
00:42:45 We are so sorry.
00:42:46 You-- Call an ambulance!
00:42:49 Oh, this can't be happening.
00:42:50 I was supposed to be running
00:42:52 - Really?
00:42:53 There were so many people
00:42:56 Charity people?
00:42:57 - Hmm?
00:42:59 What charity people?
00:43:01 What do you think?
00:43:03 Nice.
00:43:10 Nicotine patch?
00:43:11 Applied.
00:43:12 - You been to the toilet?
00:43:15 You ready?
00:43:18 Ready.
00:43:42 One.
00:43:45 Ow.
00:43:46 - Two.
00:43:47 # This is a jailbreak #
00:43:49 # This is a Thursday afternoon #
00:43:52 # But I didn't mean it #
00:43:54 - # I didn't mean it #
00:43:56 # I'd never get that far #
00:43:59 # My baby,
00:44:01 # But you took it serious #
00:44:03 - # Took it so serious #
00:44:05 - No!
00:44:08 One, two...
00:44:20 One more! One more!
00:44:24 # Well, you accused me
00:44:29 # But I still love you #
00:44:31 # Of course, I love you #
00:44:33 # And so I countered #
00:44:35 # You do the same, my Annie I #
00:44:38 # You closed them so fast #
00:44:40 # And you closed them so tight #
00:45:24 - Hi, Dennis.
00:45:25 I saw your friend Gordon
00:45:28 I will replace
00:45:30 He told me
00:45:32 Oh, yeah.
00:45:33 - Yeah. Crazy, huh?
00:45:35 So I made a crazy little bet
00:45:37 Ooh. Who with?
00:45:39 With you, silly.
00:45:40 - We haven't made a bet.
00:45:43 Here it is.
00:45:45 You finish the race...
00:45:46 I'll forgive
00:45:49 - And if I don't?
00:45:50 you pack your bags
00:45:52 You go, and I finally get
00:45:55 who pay their rent on time.
00:45:57 - Deal?
00:46:01 Hey, what are you--
00:46:03 - Deal?
00:46:08 - Maya, if you think making--
00:46:10 Hey. Hello, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.
00:46:11 How are you?
00:46:13 I've got something for you.
00:46:15 Ooh. It's not the spatula,
00:46:17 No.
00:46:24 Wow.
00:46:27 To help you be a good man.
00:46:32 I don't--
00:46:38 Thank you.
00:46:40 Wow.
00:46:46 Peter Perfect, a perfect palace.
00:46:49 Try saying that
00:46:51 - I will.
00:46:54 # I been high-steppin' #
00:47:01 # I've got a lover #
00:47:02 - # Who just gets it for real #
00:47:06 - Hey.
00:47:08 - Thank you.
00:47:10 Wow, Libby.
00:47:12 You look, um...wow.
00:47:13 Thank you.
00:47:14 I know, right?
00:47:16 I'll take the view
00:47:18 Oh.
00:47:22 I'm Gordon, Libby's cousin.
00:47:24 Gordon. Of course.
00:47:26 Very nice to meet you.
00:47:28 - Really?
00:47:29 Oh. I thought you said
00:47:32 - Dennis!
00:47:33 - What?
00:47:36 Libby, I got you
00:47:37 Oh.
00:47:39 It's a CD.
00:47:40 I hope you don't have it,
00:47:42 and I didn't exactly
00:47:44 Well, thank you, I think.
00:47:47 It's OK. Where's the toilet?
00:47:51 I'll show you, and, uh,
00:47:54 OK.
00:47:55 That is if he doesn't mind
00:47:59 He was joking. I never
00:48:01 - Yeah, you did.
00:48:05 Whit seems nice.
00:48:06 Yeah, he is.
00:48:08 Good-looking, friendly,
00:48:10 good with Jake...
00:48:11 just like you got him
00:48:13 And what's your point?
00:48:14 I ordered a pair of shoes
00:48:17 Gorgeous soft leather
00:48:19 They looked amazing,
00:48:20 and I put them on,
00:48:22 Thanks. I'll bear that in mind.
00:48:25 Wow.
00:48:26 Hey, do you think it would
00:48:31 Yeah, that would be weird.
00:48:34 - Hey.
00:48:36 - Here you go.
00:48:38 Cheers.
00:48:39 Cheers.
00:48:42 What do you think?
00:48:44 I think I see a guy
00:48:46 - What?
00:48:48 Oh, very good.
00:48:50 Actually, you see that?
00:48:53 What?
00:48:54 There. I'm talking
00:48:55 - You see it?
00:48:57 Currently my favourite spot
00:48:59 You know why?
00:49:00 Uh, is it because that's
00:49:02 how amazing you are?
00:49:05 It's the finish line
00:49:08 Only two more days,
00:49:09 Can't wait.
00:49:10 Me, too.
00:49:12 Greatest feeling in the world,
00:49:14 I think you're really
00:49:16 You don't think
00:49:18 No, I don't.
00:49:19 Why not?
00:49:20 'Cause it's really hard, Dennis.
00:49:22 Actually requires
00:49:23 that, uh, forgive me,
00:49:26 I happen to have
00:49:27 of running shoes now,
00:49:31 I'm talking about discipline
00:49:33 And all cute
00:49:36 there comes a point
00:49:38 it could be the fifth mile,
00:49:40 but, eventually,
00:49:41 what runners like to call
00:49:43 And when you do...
00:49:45 you won't be able to breathe
00:49:47 All you're gonna wanna do
00:49:50 And I have
00:49:51 that that's exactly
00:49:54 See, that's the difference...
00:49:55 between getting a girl
00:49:58 and keeping a girl like Libby.
00:50:05 You good?
00:50:06 - No, I'm good.
00:50:16 # Love is sweet, they say #
00:50:22 # Promises of tomorrow #
00:50:28 # But the tighter you grip,
00:50:35 # This much I know #
00:50:40 # Lately, I want everyhing #
00:50:43 # Every star tied to a string #
00:50:46 # Coffee, tea, and in between #
00:50:49 # The sweetest smile
00:50:52 # A different song
00:50:56 - Oh, shit! Sorry. Sorry.
00:50:58 - No, it's OK. It's OK.
00:51:00 It's just soda water, honestly.
00:51:02 Should I not rub
00:51:04 - Yeah.
00:51:06 I can do the other one,
00:51:07 'Cause I'm here, I might as well
00:51:09 Sorry.
00:51:13 So, you havin' a...
00:51:15 Yeah. Yes, I am, thank you.
00:51:21 You've lost weight.
00:51:23 Yeah, just a little bit.
00:51:24 Yeah.
00:51:25 You know, get on.
00:51:27 Where's Jake?
00:51:30 Uh, no.
00:51:31 Whit thought that we'd have
00:51:33 if we got a sitter.
00:51:35 Oh. What did you think?
00:51:42 I should get back.
00:51:43 Libby, um,
00:51:48 For what?
00:51:49 Well, for just sort of
00:51:53 Jake's life.
00:51:54 Yeah, well, you know.
00:51:57 I mean, l-I wouldn't have
00:51:58 if you just cut me off
00:52:00 Ugh, now you tell me.
00:52:03 Well, no, I mean--
00:52:05 No, he needs his dad.
00:52:07 Yeah.
00:52:10 You were right, you know,
00:52:14 It-- You know,
00:52:17 sort of trying to win you back
00:52:19 And I'd always kinda hoped
00:52:21 get back together and that...
00:52:22 but, you know,
00:52:26 - Dennis.
00:52:27 I know it's the height
00:52:31 I know doin' this
00:52:32 or--or make anything better,
00:52:37 I'd just--
00:52:42 You know,
00:52:43 when you thought about the time
00:52:45 and not thinkin'
00:52:50 You know, I mean, I know...
00:52:51 I didn't do you any favours
00:52:54 I did a stupid, stupid thing.
00:52:57 But it was
00:53:00 spoiling your day was better
00:53:05 Does that make any sense?
00:53:11 You're such an idiot.
00:53:18 Hey, I got you something.
00:53:19 Oh, what is it?
00:53:21 It's something
00:53:23 A history
00:53:26 No, it's--
00:53:29 - Open it later on.
00:53:30 Happy birthday.
00:53:32 - Thank you.
00:53:37 Oh.
00:53:57 - Everyone, could I have
00:53:59 Hey. Everyone,
00:54:03 Everyone, hi.
00:54:05 Thank you for coming.
00:54:06 - Really good to see you all.
00:54:09 As you all know,
00:54:11 the birthday
00:54:16 Happy birthday.
00:54:19 As many of you know, uh,
00:54:23 In fact,
00:54:25 I'll be completing another
00:54:30 Uh, now, success in running
00:54:33 of the same things
00:54:36 passion, determination...
00:54:39 and something I've needed
00:54:45 That's just inappropriate,
00:54:47 The long-winded point
00:54:48 is that both love and running
00:54:52 and Libby has...
00:54:54 than any other person
00:54:56 So happy birthday, sweetie.
00:55:01 Thank you all.
00:55:07 Oh, trainers!
00:55:10 I'm sorry. Can l, uh,
00:55:13 Now, what, um...
00:55:15 I usually run my races alone,
00:55:20 I was wondering
00:55:23 becoming my partner?
00:55:30 Oh, my.
00:55:33 Libby, will you marry me?
00:55:49 No, no, no, no.
00:55:52 OK. Yes.
00:55:53 - Yes?
00:56:10 So beautiful.
00:56:13 Just beautiful.
00:56:15 Thank you.
00:56:17 Thank you, everybody.
00:56:21 Crazy.
00:56:23 What'd I miss?
00:56:28 So...
00:56:31 You bloody...poison.
00:56:35 All right. You can stick it
00:56:38 you big American prick.
00:56:42 # Our love has changed #
00:56:47 - I don't mind they've decided.
00:56:53 # And the only way to say it #
00:56:58 # Is say it #
00:57:01 # It's better #
00:57:06 # I can't concede #
00:57:12 # This way I feel #
00:57:17 # For all the time
00:57:22 # Forever just gets better #
00:57:29 # See, what I'm trying
00:57:34 # You make things better #
00:57:41 # And no matter
00:57:46 # With you here, it's better #
00:57:54 # I'll stand by you #
00:58:00 # If you stand by me #
00:58:05 # I think it's time
00:58:10 # 'Cause I believe it #
00:58:13 # It's better #
00:58:18 # See, what I'm tryin'
00:58:22 # You make things better #
00:58:38 Dennis!
00:58:42 So what do you think
00:58:45 Jake got really upset when
00:58:48 So, I just wonder whether maybe
00:58:58 You know, just--
00:58:59 that you're always gonna be
00:59:02 I take it the diet's off.
00:59:06 Dennis, are you even listening?
00:59:08 Dennis!
00:59:09 What? You want--
00:59:11 what a--what a--
00:59:13 and it's all gonna be
00:59:15 in his new perfect life?
00:59:17 No.
00:59:19 I cannot believe
00:59:22 He pulled your engagement ring
00:59:24 Please, Dennis,
00:59:26 who can help Jake
00:59:28 Listen, if you wanna marry Whit,
00:59:30 You're a big girl, and you can
00:59:32 But don't come down here
00:59:34 my full English breakfast
00:59:36 and expect me to make things
00:59:38 Can I please get
00:59:42 I'm not gonna run.
00:59:43 What?!
00:59:44 I said I'm not running.
00:59:51 What do you mean,
00:59:53 I mean, I'm not running. I'm
00:59:56 Why? Because Libby's
00:59:57 What did you think?
00:59:58 She-- She's not gonna find
01:00:00 Well, let me be the first
01:00:01 You know, you're
01:00:03 Oh, what?
01:00:04 I don't care any more!
01:00:07 - What about me?
01:00:09 I've got money on this!
01:00:11 That is not my problem!
01:00:14 Quit it!
01:00:15 I'm not the quitter.
01:00:23 - Let me go!
01:00:24 - Let go!
01:00:36 Oh, OK! Oh, all right!
01:00:38 Oh, enough!
01:00:51 # Every day,
01:00:54 # I've got to get this feeling
01:00:57 # The doctor says
01:01:00 # Since every day,
01:01:02 # Unless, unless #
01:01:04 - # I know, I feel it #
01:01:05 # In my bones #
01:01:06 # I'm sick, I'm tired #
01:01:08 # Of staying in control #
01:01:09 - # Oh, yes, I feel
01:01:12 - OK, OK, OK, OK.
01:01:15 # Oh, yes, I'm stressed #
01:01:17 # I'm sorry I digressed #
01:01:18 # lmpressed,
01:01:21 # Oh-oh #
01:01:23 - My balls!
01:01:26 # Oh-oh #
01:01:29 - # And my girlfriend loves me #
01:01:32 That's what you always do!
01:01:34 Run away!
01:01:38 # Every day,
01:01:44 Hey, what the--
01:01:46 - Hello, Dennis.
01:01:48 Gordon called.
01:01:49 He tells me
01:01:51 - Yeah, but--
01:01:53 Are you running or not?
01:01:54 - No, but--
01:01:55 - Wait--
01:01:57 A bet's a bet. You're out.
01:01:59 Mr Ghoshdashtidar?
01:02:02 - Who the hell are you?
01:02:03 - I thought you were
01:02:06 A little screwed up here
01:02:09 But Maya was right about you.
01:02:11 - Look--
01:02:13 never running
01:02:14 Yeah, but, oh--
01:02:15 I bought you
01:02:18 The man said
01:02:21 - Yes, but--
01:02:23 Always "but"!
01:02:26 Always some reason
01:02:29 I have news for you,
01:02:33 It's all your fault!
01:02:49 - Hi.
01:02:52 You-- You havin' a yard sale?
01:02:55 No. Where's Libby?
01:02:57 Uh, she's pickin' up Jake.
01:02:58 I suppose, uh,
01:03:02 Oh, yeah. Well, thank you.
01:03:07 Best man won.
01:03:09 Well, I wasn't really aware
01:03:14 Dennis! Dennis!
01:03:16 No, why? I--
01:03:17 Well, is he here, Whit?
01:03:19 - I thought you were
01:03:20 - Libby?
01:03:21 Libby, what is--
01:03:22 - What did you say to him?!
01:03:24 I didn't say anything.
01:03:25 Well, he was at Emily's
01:03:26 He just ran out.
01:03:27 - What?
01:03:30 Jake ran away!
01:03:36 Jake!
01:03:39 Jake!
01:03:42 Gordon!
01:03:44 Gordon!
01:03:46 - Yes?
01:03:48 - What?
01:03:50 All right.
01:03:51 Just calm down.
01:03:53 Where would he go?
01:04:36 Hiya, snot-face.
01:04:57 Yeah, he's fine.
01:05:00 We'll be back in about
01:05:02 OK.
01:05:06 Is she mad at me?
01:05:07 No, no.
01:05:13 Do you wanna tell me
01:05:15 Emily doesn't wanna be
01:05:18 Why not?
01:05:19 'Cause there's this other boy,
01:05:21 and he's got a ponytail...
01:05:23 and she likes him now.
01:05:25 What, she likes him
01:05:27 Uh-huh.
01:05:31 Jake 'n Bake...
01:05:32 as you get older,
01:05:34 there are a lot of things
01:05:36 Things much worse than this.
01:05:38 And when those things happen,
01:05:41 Why not?
01:05:43 Because it doesn't solve
01:05:45 You know,
01:05:46 the problem's still there.
01:05:47 You've got to stick at it,
01:05:50 to solve the problem, even if
01:05:53 Is that what you do, Dad?
01:05:59 Dad?
01:06:03 Dennis!
01:06:05 Dennis!
01:06:06 Gordon!
01:06:10 Gordon!
01:06:14 - Found him?
01:06:15 Good. You can't stay here.
01:06:18 Gordon!
01:06:19 What?!
01:06:20 I'm running.
01:06:24 Well, come on up then.
01:06:27 Wow, these are great.
01:06:29 - Whit's place.
01:06:31 See, the trick is...
01:06:32 you got to load up on carbs
01:06:35 I read it in Cosmo.
01:06:36 How are the legs? Not too tight?
01:06:37 No. No, they're fine.
01:06:38 Have you got everyhing
01:06:40 You know, your shoes,
01:06:42 - Yes.
01:06:52 I'm not really in the mood.
01:06:53 - It's for your nipples.
01:06:55 You run a 26-mile race,
01:06:58 is generated from your shirt
01:06:59 And the last thing you want
01:07:00 is nipple chafing.
01:07:02 - Cosmo?
01:07:03 I'm not puttin' that
01:07:04 And I'm not gonna eat this.
01:07:06 Well, at least,
01:07:11 Anything else?
01:07:12 Have you got a pillow?
01:07:14 - No.
01:07:20 Hey, what time
01:07:23 Well, we should set the alarm
01:07:26 - I don't have an alarm clock.
01:07:27 I never need to be anywhere.
01:07:34 The race starts at 9.00, OK?
01:07:35 So we should leave here
01:07:39 OK.
01:07:42 Night.
01:07:43 Love you.
01:07:51 A very good morning to you.
01:07:52 It's a beautiful day
01:07:54 for the first
01:07:56 We've had a very warm welcome
01:07:59 and we've got perfect conditions
01:08:01 We certainly have.
01:08:02 26.2 miles
01:08:05 10,000 runners
01:08:07 and an amazing way
01:08:09 to raise money for so many
01:08:11 And as we can see,
01:08:13 are already busy
01:08:15 with the start
01:08:24 - Taxi!
01:08:26 Taxi!
01:08:27 - # Keep on hidin' #
01:08:30 Wait!
01:08:31 - Wait!
01:08:32 # I'm gonna be the one #
01:08:33 # To make you understand #
01:08:35 - It's a wonderful course.
01:08:37 - They'll wind
01:08:40 They'll cross over five bridges,
01:08:43 Albert Bridge,
01:08:44 OK, OK. So go at your
01:08:46 - Slow and steady.
01:08:50 Yeah, they're challenging
01:08:52 One from Japan,
01:08:54 and, of course, up there also,
01:08:58 Watch it!
01:09:00 - ldiot!
01:09:04 - # Runnin' from #
01:09:05 - # My heart #
01:09:07 Amongst the names
01:09:09 are the men from Kenya.
01:09:10 Always so strong, Wilson Deetay
01:09:13 they always can be found
01:09:20 This is as far
01:09:21 But I need to get to the start
01:09:23 Well, it's just over the bridge.
01:09:25 Have you got any money?
01:09:27 Sir, we have
01:09:29 That is a shame.
01:09:33 Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait,
01:09:34 Look, look. This is a 19...
01:09:36 ...40 Rolex 520 Perpetual
01:09:40 That's not too shabby.
01:09:41 Gordon,
01:09:42 Hey, it's an investment.
01:09:44 Gordon, thank you.
01:09:46 I'll see you later then.
01:09:49 # Keep on runnin' #
01:09:51 Hey, good luck!
01:09:52 Now, typically,
01:09:54 at the crack of dawn
01:09:56 They had a balanced breakfast...
01:09:58 precise physical
01:10:01 On a day like today,
01:10:04 you'd either have
01:10:06 or a complete idiot.
01:10:08 # Everyone is talkin' about me #
01:10:16 Over here. To me, to me.
01:10:19 That's it. Be careful.
01:10:20 That's an antique.
01:10:22 - Did it start? Did it start?
01:10:24 - Turn it on.
01:10:25 What do we love
01:10:27 is the sheer
01:10:29 They come
01:10:31 from the elite over there
01:10:35 not so elite.
01:10:38 That's Dennis!
01:10:42 Look at that stretch.
01:10:45 Double or nothing?
01:10:46 Yeah, right.
01:10:47 Just a few minutes to go now.
01:10:51 It's time, if you have one,
01:10:56 Well, well, well.
01:10:59 Yeah.
01:11:00 Just wanna wish you luck
01:11:01 You, too. How are your nipples?
01:11:06 Great.
01:11:17 - More toast.
01:11:18 to go now,
01:11:19 Who do you want to win,
01:11:21 - Who do you wanna win?
01:11:24 - If you're one
01:11:26 - it's just about
01:11:29 And what a great turnout
01:11:43 Why am I always the tortoise?
01:11:45 A bet's a bet.
01:11:46 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
01:11:47 - Pardon me.
01:11:50 Well, Dennis, I gotta admit...
01:11:52 I didn't think
01:11:54 I mean, uh...
01:11:55 you don't exactly have
01:11:58 now, do you?
01:11:59 Yeah, well that was then,
01:12:01 No, Dennis.
01:12:04 This is now.
01:12:12 All right.
01:12:17 Don't feel you have to keep up
01:12:19 Well, don't feel
01:12:20 Oh, yeah, that's the spirit.
01:12:22 And they're off, Chris.
01:12:24 Yet another great marathon...
01:12:26 getting under way
01:12:29 And having these great runners
01:12:32 of crowded London streets...
01:12:35 That was great, what you did
01:12:36 Thanks.
01:12:37 I know Libby
01:12:39 Oh, I'm glad.
01:12:40 In fact,
01:12:41 we had a nice little jump
01:12:43 - What?
01:12:57 Isn't it enough?
01:12:58 What?
01:12:59 You got the girl, all right?
01:13:02 I just think it's high time
01:13:03 that it's over, sir.
01:13:05 Otherwise, it's gonna be
01:13:06 - when we move to Chicago.
01:13:09 You better
01:13:10 You got a long way to go.
01:13:11 - Yeah, well, so have you.
01:13:15 Yes, I like it.
01:13:16 Run, fat boy, run!
01:13:23 I can lose weight...
01:13:24 but you'll always be
01:13:27 Now, once again,
01:13:28 - by the Kenyans, Denise.
01:13:30 The runners are making their way
01:13:32 What a beautiful view of the...
01:13:41 So, here we are
01:13:42 The pace is relatively relaxed
01:13:47 Maybe a little too relaxed,
01:13:48 It looks like we've got
01:13:50 coming up from the back.
01:13:55 Mom!
01:13:56 It looks like these two boys...
01:13:58 are running a race
01:14:00 In fact,
01:14:01 among the serious runners.
01:14:03 Not something
01:14:04 at this stage in the race.
01:14:06 Oh. Sorry, sir.
01:14:08 There's a man down.
01:14:11 Sorry.
01:14:13 All eyes right now
01:14:16 No, no, no, no, no.
01:14:18 - We hope to bring you
01:14:21 But he looks good, doesn't he?
01:14:22 - Oh, yeah.
01:14:23 ...setting a new world record.
01:14:30 What are you trying to prove?
01:14:31 She doesn't
01:14:33 I'm not doing this for Libby.
01:14:34 Yeah, right.
01:14:36 You're ridiculous, dude.
01:14:37 What's the matter, Whit,
01:14:48 Oh!
01:14:55 Daddy!
01:14:57 Dennis! I mean, Whit!
01:15:04 It does look very serious.
01:15:06 We're getting
01:15:24 Stay down! Stay down!
01:15:42 Where do you think you're going?
01:15:43 - I have to go help Dennis.
01:15:46 Because I am
01:15:50 Yes!
01:15:51 He now leads
01:15:57 And that looks really painful.
01:15:58 Looks like
01:15:59 will be ending
01:16:01 Yeah, absolutely tragic--
01:16:03 Mom, do something!
01:16:04 - We certainly do.
01:16:06 to the leaders
01:16:17 Shit.
01:16:44 Huh?
01:16:48 Gordon, I think I speak
01:16:51 when I say, "Give me my money."
01:16:53 Five grand, please.
01:16:58 OK, here's the thing
01:17:00 and, actually,
01:17:02 Uh...I don't have it.
01:17:06 Would you excuse us a moment?
01:17:13 Hi. I'm looking
01:17:15 Are you family?
01:17:16 - Yeah.
01:17:18 Yes, Dennis Doyle.
01:17:21 Oh, I'm sorry,
01:17:23 registered by that name.
01:17:24 Are you sure?
01:17:27 Oh, the runner. Oh, yeah.
01:17:28 Well, he's just arrived.
01:17:30 - Libby?
01:17:32 How'd you know I was here?
01:17:33 What are you doing here?
01:17:35 Honey,
01:17:37 He tripped me.
01:17:40 Guys, can we-- Can we just--
01:17:41 Fellas, can we--
01:17:44 Just one-- Find me!
01:17:46 Easy, easy! Ow!
01:17:47 Vince, look, when I said
01:17:49 I meant
01:17:50 - I can pay.
01:17:54 No, wait. Look...Vincent.
01:17:57 Wait-- Wait-- What?
01:17:58 Wait. Wait a tick.
01:18:05 Not so bloody fast, mate.
01:18:07 Who the hell are you?
01:18:09 Thanks a lot, Mr G!
01:18:10 Your friend is a man of honour.
01:18:12 What, Vincent?
01:18:13 Yes, he said he's going to kick
01:18:17 I don't understand.
01:18:18 On the TV, they said
01:18:21 One second.
01:18:23 I could sue him.
01:18:24 I could sue him
01:18:26 but, you know, seriously,
01:18:28 with some pizza boxes
01:18:31 Honey,
01:18:33 Well, you weren't there, OK?
01:18:35 You didn't see it.
01:18:37 He was frothing at the mouth
01:18:39 It was like running a marathon
01:18:42 Jake, buddy,
01:18:45 No, but you can watch me
01:18:50 Libby? Where are you?
01:18:51 - The hospital.
01:18:53 No, he's not here.
01:18:54 Well, what do you mean
01:18:55 I mean, he's not here.
01:18:57 Well,
01:19:29 All right.
01:19:32 The race is still on.
01:19:34 I can't believe
01:19:36 - Yeah, but he said
01:19:38 - right, Vincent?
01:19:40 - from what looks
01:19:42 - Vincent?
01:19:44 Uh, he's looking very badly
01:19:48 and he's also causing
01:19:52 - Cab.
01:19:53 I'm not gonna sell it.
01:19:56 What!
01:19:59 Wait! What are you doing?!
01:20:01 - Step on it!
01:20:05 All right!
01:20:06 Hello, there...
01:20:07 Dennis Doyle from downstairs!
01:20:09 Who the hell are you?
01:20:12 You beauty, come on!
01:20:15 And as the sun
01:20:17 we're still looking
01:20:18 of that mysterious runner.
01:20:21 Come on, Dennis,
01:20:24 The only concrete thing
01:20:26 is that he's running
01:20:31 Good news, Mr Bloom.
01:20:33 No rupture, no ligament damage.
01:20:36 Oh, that's great.
01:20:37 Jake, please?
01:20:39 In fact,
01:20:42 Are you sure, doctor?
01:20:43 Jake, please.
01:20:45 It's, uh, like, uh...
01:20:47 What is it you runners say?
01:20:48 You hit the wall.
01:20:52 No, no, that--
01:20:55 God damn it, will you stop...
01:20:57 messin' around with the bed,
01:21:00 God.
01:21:08 Good evening.
01:21:10 Top story, the Nike River Run.
01:21:12 We'll be chatting to the winner
01:21:14 but first, we've had thousands
01:21:17 about our mystery runner.
01:21:18 Well, I can tell you now,
01:21:20 has just caught up with him.
01:21:21 Excuse me. Sorry.
01:21:22 Will you slow down, please?
01:21:30 You hungry?
01:21:32 Stop! Stop!
01:21:33 Everyone out. Get out.
01:21:36 - Come on!
01:21:37 Hey!
01:21:38 Just go away!
01:21:40 - Somebody trip him.
01:21:42 Knock him over.
01:21:43 No, invalid. Off-side.
01:21:46 - Oh!
01:21:48 I want my money now!
01:21:50 Don't listen to them, Dennis!
01:21:51 You are a winner!
01:21:52 I want my money now!
01:21:54 Stop it! I'm wearing helmet!
01:21:56 Clear off!
01:21:57 "The loneliness
01:22:00 a phrase epitomized by this man,
01:22:03 For the last eleven miles,
01:22:05 on what appears to be
01:22:08 What a testament to the power
01:22:11 Mr Doyle, how do you feel?
01:22:13 How the fuck
01:22:14 What an inspiration.
01:22:16 We'll keep you updated
01:22:19 - Get out of the bloody way!
01:22:21 - Well, what a remarkable day...
01:22:23 - we've had at
01:22:25 - with an event
01:22:26 - by the crowds
01:22:28 - Honey, can we just--
01:22:30 - Jake, buddy...
01:22:31 would you mind just giving us...
01:22:32 a little peace with the TV,
01:22:34 - Thank you.
01:22:35 The whole of London...
01:22:36 Honey, can we
01:22:42 - Chin up!
01:22:45 Do you know, Mr Doyle, sir?
01:22:47 Oh.
01:22:48 I'm the assistant coach.
01:22:50 Oh. Oh, really.
01:22:52 - Uh, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.
01:22:55 - Ghosh...
01:22:56 OK, just call me John.
01:22:59 It was me who discovered
01:23:06 I can't breathe.
01:23:09 My head's gonna explode.
01:23:10 He's not gonna make it.
01:23:12 I-- I have to stop.
01:23:13 - I have to stop this.
01:23:15 - I'm sorry.
01:23:16 You can't stop.
01:23:17 What? How much further?
01:23:19 It-- It's a little, tiny--
01:23:25 OK. OK.
01:23:43 Oh, no.
01:23:45 What?
01:23:47 He's hit it.
01:24:08 OK, baby,
01:24:11 Jakey.
01:24:12 -...by the crowds
01:24:14 - For those of you
01:24:16 it looks like Dennis Doyle, a
01:24:18 running for the last ten
01:24:20 on basically one leg...
01:24:22 is refusing to rest
01:24:26 Unbelievable!
01:24:58 You've never finished anything
01:25:03 All you're gonna
01:25:05 I'm not the quitter!
01:25:07 That's exactly
01:25:09 Go on, run away!
01:25:11 That's what you always do!
01:25:16 Dennis!
01:25:19 Dennis!
01:25:24 Dennis?
01:25:33 Oh, I don't believe this.
01:25:35 Yeah, boy, yes!
01:25:36 He's still going!
01:25:38 Go on, you beautiful man!
01:25:41 Apologies there,
01:25:43 but it's, uh, really rather hard
01:25:46 in the drama of it all.
01:25:49 Now let's take one more look
01:25:52 And here it is.
01:25:53 It appears
01:25:54 next to Mr Doyle
01:25:58 In fact, if we look at it again
01:26:01 He deliberately trips him!
01:26:04 Bastard!
01:26:05 Apologies again, uh...
01:26:07 That didn't--
01:26:09 That is--
01:26:10 I can't believe this.
01:26:12 I don't believe it, either.
01:26:13 I don't understand that.
01:26:14 What is that?
01:26:15 Honey. Honey...
01:26:17 That angle makes it look, but--
01:26:22 He tripped me! Yes, he did!
01:26:24 - Go, Dennis!
01:26:29 Go, Dennis!
01:26:34 I can't believe this.
01:26:35 Come on, honey.
01:26:36 Please, like I'm gonna do that.
01:26:39 What are you--
01:26:40 Honey.
01:26:43 All right, look,
01:26:44 I'm not myself, OK?
01:26:47 I haven't been myself
01:26:48 Work has not been...
01:26:51 It's, uh...
01:26:53 It's just this city, you know?
01:26:54 It's just--
01:26:56 You know,
01:26:58 and it's like the food and the--
01:27:00 I just don't-- I don't
01:27:01 I don't know what--
01:27:03 It's this place, you know?
01:27:04 And if we-- I just know it's
01:27:07 - Move?
01:27:09 What?
01:27:10 Too soon?
01:27:11 Oh!
01:27:13 - Come on, Jake.
01:27:14 Where you goin'?
01:27:16 Oh, you got to be kidding me.
01:27:18 You can't be serious.
01:27:20 The guy left you
01:27:25 Nobody's perfect.
01:27:27 Libby.
01:27:28 Libby! L--
01:27:30 What a shithead.
01:27:31 Jake.
01:27:34 Hey. I know you feel bad.
01:27:35 I know you're
01:27:36 but you are so close
01:27:40 Come on.
01:27:56 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!
01:27:59 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!
01:28:02 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!
01:28:06 As we draw tantalizingly
01:28:09 here at St. Paul's Cathedral...
01:28:11 it's safe to say,
01:28:14 for myself and my cameraman.
01:28:15 It's been a very long day
01:28:18 but for Dennis Doyle...
01:28:19 it's been the single longest day
01:28:37 Come on, Dennis!
01:28:39 Good work, Dennis!
01:28:44 Hey! Move along!
01:28:46 That's it. You're there.
01:28:47 You're sixty feet.
01:28:49 Fifty-- Fifty-eight feet.
01:28:51 Call it fifty-six
01:28:53 and you're there. Come on.
01:28:54 That's my man! My man!
01:29:05 Come on, come on!
01:29:16 Dennis, come on.
01:29:19 Stay down, you shamble of a man.
01:29:21 Don't get up.
01:29:24 Dennis!
01:29:26 Dennis, come on, get up.
01:29:28 Dennis, you're
01:29:30 Dennis, this looks bad.
01:29:32 Get up.
01:29:47 Hello, Dennis?
01:29:53 - Dennis!
01:30:00 Dennis!
01:30:02 Dad!
01:30:21 Go on! You've got it! Go on!
01:30:26 Come on, Dennis! Yeah!
01:30:32 Yeah!
01:30:37 Dad!
01:30:39 That was a really stupid thing
01:30:42 Don't go to Chicago.
01:30:44 Dad, you won!
01:30:50 He's done it!
01:30:51 He's actually done it!
01:30:53 This morning...
01:30:54 Dennis Doyle was a humble
01:30:58 Tonight, he goes home a hero!
01:31:01 Oh, yay.
01:31:02 And look at that!
01:31:04 - God damn it.
01:31:05 collapses into the arms of--
01:31:07 I think it's backwards here--
01:31:10 And, look! He's got a son!
01:31:12 I didn't know he had a son!
01:31:14 Did you know he had a son?
01:31:27 - Hello, Dennis.
01:31:42 - Hi.
01:31:44 Jake, your dad's here!
01:31:46 How's it goin'?
01:31:48 - Pretty good.
01:31:49 - You?
01:31:50 Yeah, not bad.
01:31:52 You still running?
01:31:53 Every day, hopefully
01:31:59 Yeah. So...
01:32:02 Um, Libby,
01:32:08 - Hi, Dad.
01:32:14 Uh, it doesn't matter,
01:32:15 I'll, um...
01:32:16 I'll sp-- I'll ca--
01:32:17 - OK.
01:32:19 Bye, Mom.
01:32:20 Bye. I'll see you later.
01:32:21 Bye.
01:32:33 Libby, I was wondering,
01:32:35 and have some dinner
01:32:42 You don't have to.
01:32:43 Yeah.
01:32:44 Uh...huh?
01:32:46 I mean, wow.
01:32:47 It'd be nice.
01:32:49 Yeah. Well, it would be.
01:32:55 I'll, um...
01:32:57 OK.
01:32:58 Don't know why I did that.
01:33:01 OK. Ready?
01:33:02 Yeah.
01:33:06 Hello!
01:33:08 Hello, Dennis!
01:33:11 Mr G.
01:33:13 - Hello, Jake.
01:33:15 I was just doing my spin class.
01:33:16 It's great fun, isn't it?
01:33:18 Oh, it's an amazing workout!
01:33:26 Dad comin' up behind
01:33:28 Come on! Jake!
01:33:29 Oh, he takes the ball from Jake!
01:33:31 He has the ball! He's clear!
01:33:34 Dad! Pass it!
01:33:36 Dad is clear!
01:33:37 Give it!
01:33:39 I'll give you one, too.
01:33:41 OK, let's go. Good game.
01:33:43 Jake to Mr G.
01:33:46 Yeah, thank you very much.
01:33:47 Take over, Mr G.
01:33:50 There you go, Mr G.
01:33:52 All right, I'm gonna--
01:33:55 Picks up the player,
01:33:57 Runs with him all the way.
01:33:58 Dad, that's illegal!
01:34:05 But that's not all.
01:34:06 Because the guy,
01:34:08 Iet alone run,
01:34:11 and twenty-five miles
01:34:13 And you know how he did that?
01:34:15 You know what he said
01:34:16 that kept him going?
01:34:18 His trainer
01:34:19 He stayed with him
01:34:21 And that was you?
01:34:22 Mm-hmm. Yeah.
01:34:24 It's a pretty amazing story,
01:34:25 I've got a bottle of champagne
01:34:27 if you wanna hear it.
01:34:30 - Sure.
01:34:31 Well, come on up then.
01:34:34 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:34:35 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:34:37 # Everybody #
01:34:38 # Huggin' up
01:34:41 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:34:42 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:34:43 # Everybody #
01:34:45 # Huggin' up
01:34:47 # Never saw you,
01:34:51 # Huggin' up
01:34:54 # I never saw you #
01:34:55 # I only heard of you #
01:34:57 # Huggin' up
01:35:00 # It's your life #
01:35:02 # It's your life #
01:35:04 # Huggin' up
01:35:07 # It's your life #
01:35:09 # It's your life #
01:35:11 # Huggin' up
01:35:14 # Now I know that,
01:35:17 # Huggin' up
01:35:20 # Now I know that,
01:35:24 # Huggin' up
01:35:26 # La la la #
01:35:28 # La la la #
01:35:30 # Huggin' up
01:35:33 # La la la #
01:35:35 # La la la #
01:35:37 # Huggin' up
01:35:53 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:35:54 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:35:56 # Everybody #
01:35:57 # Huggin' up
01:35:59 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:36:01 # Aye, aye, aye #
01:36:02 # Everybody #
01:36:03 # Huggin' up
01:36:06 # Never saw you,
01:36:09 # Huggin' up
01:36:12 # I never saw you,
01:36:16 # Huggin' up
01:36:19 # It's your life #
01:36:20 # It's your life #
01:36:22 # Huggin' up
01:36:25 # It's your life #
01:36:27 # It's your life #
01:36:29 # Huggin' up
01:36:32 # Now I know that,
01:36:36 # Huggin' up
01:36:39 # Now I know that,
01:36:42 # Huggin' up
01:36:45 # La la la #
01:36:47 # La la la #
01:36:49 # Huggin' up
01:36:51 # La la la #
01:36:53 # La la la #
01:36:55 # Huggin' up
01:37:31 # Keep on runnin' #
01:37:34 # Keep on hidin' #
01:37:38 # One fine day,
01:37:40 # To make you understand #
01:37:43 # Oh, yeah,
01:37:50 # Keep on runnin' #
01:37:53 # Runnin' from my arms #
01:37:57 # One fine day,
01:38:00 # To make you understand #
01:38:02 # Oh, yeah,
01:38:07 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:38:09 # Everyone keeps talkin'
01:38:12 # It makes me feel so sad #
01:38:14 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:38:15 # Everyone is laughin' at me #
01:38:19 # It makes me feel so bad #
01:38:21 # So keep on runnin' #
01:38:25 # Keep on runnin' #
01:38:28 # Keep on runnin' #
01:38:32 # Keep on runnin' #
01:38:39 # Keep on runnin' #
01:38:42 # Runnin' from my arms #
01:38:46 # One fine day,
01:38:48 # To make you understand #
01:38:51 # Oh, yeah,
01:38:56 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:38:57 # Everyone keeps talkin'
01:39:01 # It makes me feel so sad #
01:39:03 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:39:04 # Everyone is laughin' at me #
01:39:07 # It makes me feel so bad #
01:39:10 # So keep on runnin' #
01:39:13 # Runnin' from my arms #
01:39:17 # One fine day,
01:39:20 # To make you understand #
01:39:23 # Oh, yeah,
01:39:27 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:30 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:34 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:37 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:41 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:44 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:47 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:51 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:55 # I'm gonna be your man #
01:39:58 # I'm gonna be your man #