Rush Hour 2

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00:02:19 Thank you.
00:02:38 Someone better call the police.
00:02:46 I wish they all could be
00:02:54 - The Beach Boys are dope.
00:02:59 Hey, ladies, how you doin'?
00:03:08 Where you goin'?
00:03:10 Hey! Hey, cutie!
00:03:14 I wish they all could...
00:03:17 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:03:20 Don't you ever touch
00:03:23 You see the way those girls drove off?
00:03:25 Those girls drove off
00:03:27 All I did was invite them
00:03:30 You invited them to get naked...
00:03:32 and sacrifice a small goat.
00:03:35 Which word was "goat"?
00:03:37 You owe me a copy of
00:03:40 Don't get no attitude with me, Lee.
00:03:44 Reason I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause
00:03:48 I'm on vacation, man,
00:03:51 - Mu shu? You hungry?
00:03:54 Some mu shu.
00:03:57 Now stop playin' dumb
00:04:04 There was a bombing at the
00:04:07 Two American translators
00:04:09 Any leads?
00:04:12 We think it's Ricky Tan.
00:04:14 His entire gang of Triads
00:04:19 If you don't want to take
00:04:22 No, it's okay.
00:04:28 What was that?
00:04:29 Did you just take another
00:04:33 Of course not. My superintendent
00:04:37 - Big party tonight.
00:04:40 I will slap you so hard,
00:04:43 I mean it. I'll bitch-slap you
00:04:46 - Big party?
00:04:49 Okay, well,
00:04:55 Hey, this is nice.
00:04:58 They don't like tourists in here,
00:05:01 What do you mean, blend in?
00:05:08 - Wait here.
00:05:10 - Bathroom.
00:05:27 How you doin'?
00:05:29 Come here a lot?
00:05:33 Take us through the hours
00:05:37 I won't make you, baby
00:05:38 What in the world
00:05:42 Am I the only one
00:05:45 The man destroyin' a classic!
00:05:47 With the force, don't stop
00:05:50 Keep on with the force
00:05:52 - Don't stop till you get enough
00:05:56 With the force, don't stop
00:06:00 I can't take
00:06:28 Get closer
00:06:32 I'm burnin' now
00:06:37 Just love me
00:06:40 Till you
00:06:42 Don't know how
00:06:45 Keep on till
00:06:47 Don't stop till you get enough
00:06:50 Till the force starts up
00:06:53 Keep on
00:06:55 Come on, girls!
00:06:57 Come on
00:07:00 Ah, don't stop
00:07:07 Come on! Come on!
00:07:11 Come here, girls
00:07:14 Come on, girls
00:07:21 Come on, don't stop.
00:07:26 Don't stop till you get enough
00:07:29 - I feel the force!
00:07:31 Come on! Come on!
00:07:34 - Carter!
00:07:36 - Carter!
00:07:41 I'll be right back
00:07:45 I'll be right back
00:07:47 Lee, these people love me.
00:07:50 - Get off the stage.
00:07:52 I'm a star, a god to these people.
00:07:55 This is a gangster bar.
00:08:00 I knew you was lyin'.
00:08:03 - I'm sorry, Carter.
00:08:05 We are here to find Ricky Tan.
00:08:08 Tread softly?
00:08:12 Who taught you how to roust a bar?
00:08:14 These men are Triads,
00:08:18 You think that scare me? I'm from
00:08:22 - Give me that badge.
00:08:24 In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson!
00:08:26 You mean Tito! Toto is what
00:08:29 - Now give me that badge.
00:08:37 Listen up!
00:08:46 Right now!
00:08:57 What did I just say?
00:08:59 You just asked everybody
00:09:03 and shave your butt.
00:09:05 - I said that?
00:09:09 Come out here and translate
00:09:12 All right, listen up!
00:09:14 All the Triads
00:09:17 and all the fine women
00:09:21 Translate it.
00:09:22 He wants the men on the right.
00:09:29 Y'all gonna act like
00:09:31 Who in here know Ricky Tan?
00:09:35 Translate.
00:09:38 I apologize. My friend is very drunk.
00:09:45 I see what's goin' on here. Okay.
00:09:48 I ain't got time
00:09:51 Hu Li!
00:09:54 Hey, Lee!
00:10:08 Out of the way!
00:10:38 Lee! Hold up!
00:10:46 Hell no.
00:10:50 Lee, I'm takin' the stairs!
00:11:42 Move aside, Kobe.
00:11:43 Sorry.
00:12:00 Sorry for interrupting your meal, sir.
00:12:38 Carter!
00:12:41 Over here!
00:12:44 - Lee!
00:12:47 - How you get down there?
00:12:50 Hold on!
00:12:54 - Here.
00:12:57 - Behind you!
00:13:05 Who the hell was that?
00:13:09 Lord Jesus,
00:13:11 Lee, help me, man!
00:13:14 Don't worry.
00:13:20 - You sure, man?
00:13:38 Let go! Let go!
00:13:39 I can't believe I flew
00:13:55 I can't believe
00:13:58 - I'm sorry.
00:14:00 I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up
00:14:05 - There was an explosion.
00:14:08 At the American embassy.
00:14:13 So you think this guy Ricky Tan
00:14:15 - I don't know.
00:14:19 - We're gonna find out.
00:14:22 There's two billion Chinese people here.
00:14:30 Where the hell we at now?
00:14:32 Massage parlor.
00:14:35 This is more like it.
00:14:36 I'm about to go in here and get
00:14:41 Just follow my lead.
00:14:44 I am a tourist, fool.
00:14:48 Slow down, Chen!
00:15:01 My American friend is on vacation.
00:15:05 Oh, you American.
00:15:07 - Yeah.
00:15:10 - I got it, Lee.
00:15:12 I'm sure.
00:15:14 Thank you.
00:15:16 - You're welcome.
00:15:28 Are you ready?
00:15:29 You ready? I'm ready.
00:15:36 Oh, my goodness!
00:15:39 This place is off the hook!
00:15:42 You get massage
00:15:45 No, but I heard
00:15:47 Come with me.
00:15:49 You pick any girl
00:15:52 - Any girl?
00:15:57 I don't know where to start.
00:16:02 - I'll take that one. She got to come.
00:16:06 She is nice, but I hurt my back and my
00:16:10 So I'm gonna take her
00:16:12 - Oh, yes.
00:16:14 And let me have her.
00:16:17 And her right there.
00:16:19 - Oh, yes.
00:16:22 - She said I could have any girl I want.
00:16:26 What's wrong with you? Don't jump in
00:16:29 Calm down!
00:16:31 Your friend has big appetite.
00:16:34 Please, follow her upstairs
00:16:38 It ain't gonna be
00:16:47 Y'all don't know
00:16:49 I got in a big fight last night
00:16:51 Y'all ever heard of the Triads?
00:16:54 Y'all should've seen me.
00:16:59 This is what I'm talkin' about, man.
00:17:03 I knew you'd come through.
00:17:06 America?
00:17:08 Wanna come to America with me?
00:17:12 How's your girl?
00:17:15 - Lee, what's wrong?
00:17:17 That's Ricky Tan?
00:17:21 I will call for backup.
00:17:23 He's four feet tall.
00:17:27 - He's a very dangerous man.
00:17:30 Look, let's go over there
00:17:32 You're not about to mess up
00:17:34 Stay here.
00:17:35 You don't need backup.
00:17:41 Excuse me for a minute.
00:17:46 I'll be back. Don't...
00:17:49 I'll be back.
00:17:53 Ricky? Ricky Tan?
00:17:56 Get up, dog. I've been
00:17:58 I'm busy at the moment.
00:18:00 You hear what I said? I'm busy too.
00:18:04 - Get on your feet!
00:18:06 You are Lee's
00:18:08 I'm Lee's new muscle.
00:18:11 This is the only color they had.
00:18:14 I ain't gonna say it again.
00:18:17 You American are so funny.
00:18:20 And you Asians
00:18:24 Little Ricky!
00:18:26 Get your little punk ass up...
00:18:30 outta that chair right now!
00:18:34 You're messin' up my vacation.
00:18:37 Now I gotta go off on you.
00:18:39 Let me bust his ass.
00:18:41 What?
00:18:43 Hello, my friend, how are you?
00:18:45 I need to talk to you.
00:18:47 What about?
00:18:49 The two Americans that were killed.
00:18:50 Come to the police station.
00:18:53 The police station?
00:18:55 If you have any questions, ask me
00:19:00 Look, little man.
00:19:03 Oh, my Lord.
00:19:05 I would like to pay you
00:19:08 - I think I should do that.
00:19:10 I seen it on the Internet,
00:19:12 - That's an old model.
00:19:15 Inspector.
00:19:17 Have a good day.
00:19:22 I was...
00:19:25 Lee, why didn't you tell me
00:19:29 - I told you already!
00:19:31 - What you said?
00:19:33 What do this mean?
00:19:35 That means I go this way
00:19:38 - I go that way, you go this way?
00:19:57 - Sorry.
00:19:58 Y'all look alike!
00:20:29 No wonder you mad.
00:20:44 Don't worry. It's okay.
00:20:49 You better get
00:21:00 - Flip me!
00:21:02 Flip me!
00:21:04 Damn!
00:21:06 Lee!
00:21:19 No, no, no!
00:21:46 Lee!
00:21:58 YAU MA TEI POLICE STATION
00:22:00 Look, you've been ordered
00:22:04 to assist the F.B.I. And Secret Service
00:22:08 to provide us
00:22:11 You have information,
00:22:14 This is still Hong Kong.
00:22:17 Two Americans have been killed
00:22:21 Give me two copies of that.
00:22:23 This is our investigation.
00:22:25 Chief Inspector Lee
00:22:29 No, he will report to me.
00:22:31 Do we understand each other?
00:22:39 What the hell is that?
00:22:41 That is, uh...
00:22:44 Chief Inspector Lee.
00:22:45 I ain't never been humiliated
00:22:48 in my whole entire life.
00:22:50 Got me runnin' around Hong Kong
00:22:54 - Thanks to me?
00:22:56 You needed backup,
00:22:58 I was about to kick Ricky Tan's ass, and
00:23:01 - Stop. I'm sick of your bullshit.
00:23:04 I'm not the one runnin' up
00:23:07 And I'm not the one runnin' up in
00:23:10 - It's my job.
00:23:12 You pitiful, man.
00:23:15 When are you gonna take a day off?
00:23:18 - I have plenty of dates.
00:23:21 When's the last time you played
00:23:24 Huh? Let's hear it, Lee.
00:23:27 You will never understand me.
00:23:29 You right, 'cause I didn't even
00:23:39 They got my passport
00:23:44 Good afternoon, sir.
00:23:46 - Lee?
00:23:48 This is Special Agent Sterling
00:23:52 Secret Service? Why?
00:23:54 Have a seat, please.
00:23:57 What I'm about to tell you
00:24:00 The men who were killed yesterday
00:24:04 They were undercover
00:24:07 trying to break
00:24:09 - Smuggling what?
00:24:11 But whatever it is,
00:24:16 How can we help you?
00:24:17 You can stay the hell
00:24:22 - Thank you.
00:24:26 No. We know all about Tan.
00:24:28 That's why we're leaving
00:24:30 This is a lot bigger
00:24:33 and the Fu Cang Long Triads.
00:24:41 Hey, cutie.
00:25:04 Thank you, Lee.
00:25:36 Carter! Carter!
00:25:39 Heaven on Earth massage parlor?
00:25:44 Heaven on Earth?
00:25:47 Hello. Cheap suits.
00:25:49 Hello. Cheap suits.
00:25:52 - Cheap suits. Cheap suits.
00:25:55 - Cheap suits.
00:26:14 Excuse me.
00:26:16 Can you direct me to Heaven on Earth
00:26:19 - Hello. How are you?
00:26:24 No, no.
00:26:26 I don't want no chicken.
00:26:31 I don't want no chicken!
00:26:35 I don't like
00:26:37 I like 'em dead and deep-fried.
00:26:42 No, no! No!
00:26:47 Yes.
00:26:48 I'm warning you.
00:26:50 Put the blade down
00:27:01 You okay, Lee?
00:27:06 All he wanted was some mu shu.
00:27:23 Damn.
00:27:25 Hey, taxi! Taxi!
00:27:32 Follow that car.
00:27:35 Follow that limo. This is a chase.
00:27:39 You're not movin'!
00:27:43 What? I will slap you
00:27:47 I'm gonna slap you.
00:27:50 All right.
00:27:52 You understand that?
00:27:58 - Now you're speaking my language.
00:28:01 Come on, let's go!
00:28:51 We just heard Ricky Tan is throwing
00:28:57 Did you tell Sterling?
00:28:59 Let him find out on his own. I want
00:29:31 Wait right here.
00:29:34 - You understand?
00:29:37 And don't eat my chicken, okay?
00:29:41 Jesus!
00:31:05 How you doin', baby?
00:31:07 Carter, James Carter.
00:31:10 Isabella Molina.
00:31:12 San Juan?
00:31:15 I've traveled there many times
00:31:18 You must know my friend Pedro Morales
00:31:23 - I don't think so.
00:31:25 Well, I'm sorry. I thought
00:31:28 But listen.
00:31:31 You need anything... champagne,
00:31:36 This is your yacht?
00:31:38 That's right.
00:31:40 The captain.
00:31:43 - El capitan?
00:31:46 I'm not gonna play games with you.
00:31:50 I see me and you downstairs
00:31:53 in about five minutes.
00:31:55 Well, I'm very tempted.
00:32:00 What's it called?
00:32:02 - What's it called?
00:32:05 - The S.S. Minnow Johnson.
00:32:09 Funny. The name on the back
00:32:12 The Red Dragon?
00:32:14 Oh, I'm sure.
00:32:17 - Your friend's yacht?
00:32:19 I must've got on the wrong yacht.
00:32:23 I knew somethin' was wrong
00:32:28 - Who's your friend?
00:32:31 Wait a second. I know you.
00:32:33 You own half of Los Angeles.
00:32:37 I'm here for the weekend,
00:32:39 You must have your own plane too.
00:32:43 - Shall we?
00:32:46 Well, enjoy the party,
00:32:49 I plan to, Ms. Isabella.
00:32:51 See you later, Stevie.
00:33:08 - Ricky Tan. Where is he?
00:33:11 He killed a detective today.
00:33:14 Who got killed, man?
00:33:17 - Carter!
00:33:19 - You!
00:33:21 - Not Yu, you!
00:33:23 - You!
00:33:24 Do you understand the words
00:33:28 Don't nobody understand the words
00:33:32 Ricky Tan is waiting for you.
00:33:40 What the hell
00:33:42 Remember I told you
00:33:45 - Ricky Tan was his partner.
00:33:48 Hu Li, you disappoint me.
00:33:51 Have you forgotten where you're
00:33:54 Don't forget who you work for.
00:33:57 You think you could ever be a
00:34:08 Lee, I've been expecting you.
00:34:11 Please ask your partner
00:34:13 - I ain't goin' nowhere.
00:34:15 - I'm not leavin' you alone.
00:34:18 - You sure?
00:34:22 I'll be right upstairs.
00:34:27 I know what everybody's saying.
00:34:29 I did not blow up
00:34:32 I'm not that stupid.
00:34:35 But I believe
00:34:38 My enemies
00:34:42 There is a war going on
00:34:47 I'm afraid I'm gonna
00:34:50 If your father were still alive,
00:34:53 Please don't.
00:34:55 Lee, I really need your help.
00:34:59 Tell me why they killed
00:35:02 I'll give you all
00:35:05 but you've gotta get me
00:35:51 Lady, what are you doin'?
00:35:52 Get down.
00:35:57 You just kick me?
00:36:00 You want some of me? I'm gonna
00:36:30 - You okay?
00:36:32 I slipped and I fell. Hey.
00:36:35 - What?
00:36:50 Quite a night, Inspector.
00:36:53 Ricky Tan was our only bait.
00:36:56 So you got your revenge, at the expense
00:37:01 What are you talkin'
00:37:03 Now, I don't know if the Triads
00:37:06 or if it was a pure
00:37:08 or if you're involved in the smuggling
00:37:12 I don't ever wanna see you again.
00:37:14 - What's goin' on here?
00:37:17 Just shut up.
00:37:20 You're goin' back to L.A.
00:37:22 That's fine with me, man.
00:37:30 Sorry, Lee.
00:37:34 Escort Detective Carter
00:37:38 I'll take him.
00:37:39 Get your hands off!
00:37:48 - Carter, you don't understand.
00:37:52 I got knocked off a building,
00:37:55 I got stripped butt-naked,
00:37:59 I'm outta here.
00:38:07 Carter, Ricky Tan
00:38:12 What?
00:38:18 Five years ago, my father was working
00:38:22 He found out his partner, Tan,
00:38:25 But before he could prove it,
00:38:30 All the evidence disappeared...
00:38:32 Tan resigned,
00:38:36 I get it now. This is all about
00:38:44 You gettin' on the plane
00:38:46 What?
00:38:48 You know my daddy
00:38:50 If I had a chance to square his death,
00:38:53 I'd do anything.
00:39:03 Why L. A?
00:39:08 Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's
00:39:11 Follow the rich white man.
00:39:13 - Follow the rich white man?
00:39:17 Every big crime has a rich white man
00:39:21 Now in our case,
00:39:23 - Steven Reign.
00:39:25 Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire.
00:39:28 When the shootin' started,
00:39:30 When people start shootin',
00:39:33 They either runnin' around,
00:39:35 or screamin' like, "aah!"
00:39:39 You sound like that
00:39:40 Let me tell you somethin'
00:39:42 When stuff goes down,
00:39:45 Maybe, but not like Asians.
00:39:48 Right. When Godzilla's comin',
00:39:51 I seen the movie.
00:39:54 Yellin' everywhere.
00:39:56 Mr. Carter, excuse me.
00:39:57 Thank you so much.
00:40:00 - Yes, that is our kosher meal.
00:40:08 REIGN TOWERS
00:40:16 There he is, right there,
00:40:19 livin' large in one
00:40:24 Oh, guess who this is.
00:40:28 That's the woman that was
00:40:31 We got 'em.
00:40:32 Told you it'd work out.
00:40:35 All we gotta do now is wait.
00:40:39 They still talkin'?
00:40:42 He's leaving.
00:40:43 - He'll be back.
00:40:45 I know. You see how fine
00:40:47 He'll definitely be back.
00:40:56 What's she doing?
00:41:00 What's she doin', man?
00:41:02 She's just standing around,
00:41:05 Just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later,
00:41:10 Okay, I just try to stay awake.
00:41:17 Oh. Slow down, baby.
00:41:21 What?
00:41:24 - Nothing. I said nothing.
00:41:26 - I said nothing.
00:41:28 No. Nothing.
00:41:41 Lee, what's goin' on?
00:41:44 - She's getting undressed.
00:41:47 - She's just getting undressed.
00:41:50 No! It's not right!
00:41:53 - Lord, have mercy!
00:41:56 - She took her skirt off.
00:41:58 Black panties, black bra...
00:42:01 Victoria's Secret,
00:42:05 Girl got class.
00:42:07 Let me look a little closer.
00:42:09 Got a little tattoo.
00:42:12 Looks like Snoopy.
00:42:14 - Snoopy?
00:42:15 - I love Snoopy.
00:42:19 Hold up.
00:42:21 She's goin' to the door.
00:42:25 She's openin' the door.
00:42:28 Look like somebody
00:42:31 Wait a minute.
00:42:33 Look like the same girl who dropped
00:42:37 It's a bomb!
00:42:39 Watch out!
00:42:45 It's this one right here.
00:42:48 Open that door!
00:42:50 Kick the door.
00:42:56 - Damn, you fine.
00:42:59 - Come on, Lee!
00:43:01 - Don't drop it! This way!
00:43:09 Roof! Roof!
00:43:11 Don't trip! Be careful!
00:43:16 - Throw it, Lee!
00:43:18 Lee, throw it!
00:43:21 Throw it! Throw it!
00:43:23 - Throw it over the edge!
00:43:25 - Lee, throw it!
00:43:28 - Lee! Throw it!
00:43:30 We about to die!
00:43:40 Okay, get on your feet.
00:43:41 - Enough, all right?
00:43:44 - It's a bomb!
00:43:46 Guys, no bomb.
00:43:49 Now stay away before I throw you
00:43:53 Throw us in jail?
00:43:55 You must be outta your mind.
00:43:58 I'm an undercover agent for
00:44:01 How do we know that?
00:44:03 Here you go.
00:44:07 Let me see that again.
00:44:10 We can help you.
00:44:13 I know who you are,
00:44:16 We need to go out of sight,
00:44:22 - Why did you say it was a bomb?
00:44:25 - No, you said it.
00:44:27 I said she was the bomb.
00:44:31 She was the bomb?
00:44:33 Look, I've been working
00:44:36 so if I seem a little
00:44:38 You need to tell us
00:44:40 The Triads and Reign think
00:44:42 - Is that a payoff?
00:44:46 You guys ever heard
00:44:48 I heard of it. It's a myth.
00:44:50 Honey, it's much more
00:44:54 Fourteen out of fifteen world banks
00:44:57 The paper is Crane linen blend...
00:44:59 and the bills are printed
00:45:02 You wanna tell us how they get into
00:45:05 In 1959, the United States was
00:45:09 Why? Because we wanted his oil.
00:45:11 Our government
00:45:13 a U.S. Treasury
00:45:15 Now, it's the only one
00:45:18 Five years ago, Ricky Tan bought
00:45:20 Five years ago?
00:45:22 That's right before
00:45:24 Ricky Tan got hold of one-of-a-kind
00:45:28 and he started printing
00:45:30 That's why Hu Li killed him...
00:45:33 And they've printed and shipped
00:45:40 There's only one way
00:45:43 They use an optical transfer ink
00:45:46 You see? Now, the real ink,
00:45:54 You know, Carter, I believe
00:45:57 The real question is,
00:46:01 Because if we can find the plates,
00:46:04 - Right?
00:46:07 Maybe this is where
00:46:10 Yeah. Carter,
00:46:14 Yeah, this is my titty.
00:46:17 Great. And Lee, you know
00:46:21 - Yes.
00:46:23 Can you do me a favor? Can you find out
00:46:27 - That ain't no problem.
00:46:29 So welcome aboard, gentlemen.
00:46:31 From now on, you're officially working
00:46:38 Secret Service agent
00:46:41 That sounds good.
00:46:44 I'm tellin' you, Lee,
00:46:46 Six months and I'll be in Washington,
00:46:50 We both know you would never
00:46:53 Yeah, but they don't know that.
00:46:55 I'm gonna talk to Isabella,
00:46:57 - Seein' how she stared at a brother.
00:47:01 Just jealous, Lee,
00:47:04 'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome,
00:47:07 I'm not Third-World ugly.
00:47:10 They think I'm cute,
00:47:13 Lee, Snoopy is six inches
00:47:20 Lee and Carter are officially
00:47:24 Correct.
00:47:44 This is my informant's place.
00:47:47 I like kosher.
00:47:58 Hey. Hey, wait.
00:48:07 Oh, I know I don't think I see
00:48:11 I know good and well
00:48:13 - This is supposed to be a restaurant!
00:48:16 You about to go to jail,
00:48:19 Everybody pack up your stuff
00:48:22 - All right, let's talk outside.
00:48:24 Yes.
00:48:25 Let's go if you wanna talk.
00:48:32 Where you get that from?
00:48:34 That's good.
00:48:37 - James Carter.
00:48:39 I heard you was gettin' your ass kicked
00:48:43 - What?
00:48:45 - Who told you that?
00:48:48 - Don't you worry about that.
00:48:50 Look, I'm about to bust you
00:48:53 How you gonna come up here
00:48:56 You embarrass me in front
00:49:00 Kenny, you embarrassin' yourself.
00:49:02 You a black man with
00:49:05 You come up in here,
00:49:08 You ain't even
00:49:10 Know what I'm gonna do for you?
00:49:15 And then I'm gonna
00:49:17 Kenny, we'd love to see that.
00:49:19 - Come on, Kenny!
00:49:21 - Come on!
00:49:22 I'll shoot you and say
00:49:24 - Come on!
00:49:27 - Kenny, calm down, Kenny!
00:49:40 Twisting Tiger.
00:49:44 Where did you learn that?
00:49:46 Master Ching taught me.
00:49:48 Master Ching from Beijing?
00:49:50 No... Freddy Ching's in Crenshaw.
00:49:52 Oh. They're brothers.
00:49:54 Oh, all right, all right.
00:49:57 Why are you hanging out with 7-11?
00:49:59 7-11?
00:50:01 Because his mouth never closes.
00:50:05 Hey! I heard that.
00:50:10 Don't be talkin' about me, man.
00:50:12 - You're here about some funny money?
00:50:15 - C-notes, right?
00:50:17 Any of 'em came through here?
00:50:21 One of my regulars
00:50:23 dropped about 50 large
00:50:26 I was about to go down there
00:50:29 but he comes in the next day
00:50:31 Brand-new one hundred dollar
00:50:34 I figure they're fake, 'cause
00:50:37 So I test 'em,
00:50:39 You still have the bills?
00:50:42 Still got my lunch money
00:50:44 Let me see 'em.
00:51:09 Hold it.
00:51:17 It's fake.
00:51:18 He got you.
00:51:22 Cat named Zing.
00:51:25 You better hope
00:51:52 Excuse me. L.A.P.D.
00:51:54 We're lookin' for
00:51:59 Come here!
00:52:01 Hey! Hey!
00:52:04 Get back here!
00:52:19 The great Chief Inspector Lee.
00:52:24 I'll be remembered for
00:52:27 Know what? I don't even know
00:52:30 I ain't even Chinese.
00:52:32 All right, I'm sorry.
00:52:35 I think there's someone who
00:52:48 What'd you do that for?
00:52:56 You knocked out my filling, girl.
00:53:02 I ain't never hit a woman in my life,
00:53:09 Okay, all right.
00:53:15 Better watch your back.
00:53:55 What happened?
00:53:56 That lady Isabella knock you out.
00:54:00 - No.
00:54:01 - She save our life.
00:54:03 - Hu Li could have killed us.
00:54:06 Look at us.
00:54:08 - Stop your whining!
00:54:12 I will slap the hell
00:54:16 - I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa!
00:54:18 Let me see that.
00:54:21 You don't know
00:54:24 You don't know
00:54:26 - I'll bite your damn nose off.
00:54:41 I don't trust her.
00:54:42 It's a mistake having her here.
00:54:45 Our orders are to leave her alone.
00:54:53 I want to slice those pretty lips
00:54:57 and bury her in the desert
00:55:03 Some apple?
00:55:07 I'd put that knife away, bitch,
00:55:20 Ain't no use, man.
00:55:22 Just tell me how the Triads
00:55:25 They will torture us
00:55:28 - I can handle that.
00:55:32 Cut off our egg rolls?
00:55:35 Let's get the hell outta here!
00:55:46 - I don't wanna die!
00:55:50 - Okay, give me your left leg.
00:55:53 Left leg!
00:55:54 Like this.
00:55:58 - Hold tight.
00:56:11 That's it.
00:56:13 Bite it like a little monkey!
00:56:15 Bite it! There you go.
00:56:17 Yank it!
00:56:20 Yeah! Grab it!
00:56:22 You almost got it.
00:56:25 Oh, shit!
00:56:27 - What the hell?
00:56:29 Lee, untie me.
00:56:33 All these statues full of money.
00:56:44 Hello, Benjamin!
00:56:49 - What are you doing?
00:56:56 You feel that?
00:56:58 Yeah. We slowin' down, man.
00:57:15 - What happened?
00:57:20 Come on, Lee!
00:57:26 Carter, go up.
00:57:59 - What happened?
00:58:01 I didn't leave you.
00:58:18 Whoa, man!
00:58:20 - Come on!
00:58:22 - There's no rats!
00:58:46 Las Vegas?
00:58:50 What the hell we doin' in Vegas?
00:58:53 Look.
00:58:55 That's the name
00:58:58 Lee.
00:59:03 - Let's go.
00:59:06 - Sorry.
00:59:08 One at a time.
00:59:15 - Wait a second, man.
00:59:17 - We can't go in there like this.
00:59:19 - We got to look fly.
00:59:21 We got to mack out.
00:59:23 What does it mean,
00:59:24 Follow me, my Asian brother.
00:59:27 Come on.
00:59:37 That's where we're going.
00:59:38 When we get in there,
00:59:41 You smell a little funky.
00:59:45 It was a cowboy hat,
00:59:48 Hold on.
00:59:51 Hi.
00:59:52 Yeah, I'm gonna need
00:59:55 and nothing touches this body
00:59:58 And get my partner something
01:00:00 Would your partner like to be
01:00:02 Some people think it's tacky,
01:00:06 No, this ain't no
01:00:08 We're police officers on
01:00:11 Yes.
01:00:13 As well they should be.
01:00:16 Because I'm gonna turn you two
01:00:18 - Thank you.
01:00:21 You've got a mochaccino face, wonderful
01:00:25 Let's put a dead animal
01:00:28 Butter cream, croc skin,
01:00:30 What size is the waist?
01:00:32 Hey!
01:00:34 - He's got some fire to him.
01:00:37 - I like that.
01:00:39 I'll pull some items.
01:00:43 - You see that?
01:00:46 I'm not shopping
01:00:58 - Act like you're rich.
01:01:01 Steven Reign...
01:01:03 owner and founder
01:01:08 Thank you.
01:01:12 Thank you.
01:01:16 A thousand years ago, a small,
01:01:19 hired a young dragon
01:01:23 The people of the village
01:01:27 hoping to make him stronger.
01:01:29 The dragon grew so big
01:01:32 and the treasure
01:01:35 for all eternity.
01:01:37 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:01:41 It is here, inside
01:01:47 Welcome to the Red Dragon...
01:01:49 where everybody is a winner!
01:02:13 Black, 29.
01:02:20 Look at this place, Lee.
01:02:23 Yeah, right...
01:02:27 - Would you like a drink?
01:02:32 - Put your arms around me.
01:02:35 Hold me close.
01:02:39 - What's going on?
01:02:42 I really need your help.
01:02:44 Last time you needed my help,
01:02:47 I'm undercover, Lee. I had no choice.
01:02:51 Look over my right shoulder.
01:02:54 We think the plates are in there.
01:02:57 - I need you to go and get them.
01:03:00 Because if I'm wrong, then my entire
01:03:06 How do I know I can trust you?
01:03:08 Dip me.
01:03:12 I'm asking for real now.
01:03:15 Will you help the Secret Service?
01:03:28 What are you doing?
01:03:33 - Dancing.
01:03:35 Man, I'm up here working,
01:03:38 and you're up here,
01:03:41 - Does she have a friend?
01:03:43 She says the plates are
01:03:46 I know you didn’t just say Isabella.
01:03:49 - That girl is setting you up again.
01:03:52 No, wait, man.
01:03:55 There's security all over. If you're
01:03:59 So keep your eye on me, and you'll
01:04:02 - Good.
01:04:11 - Come on, big eight!
01:04:17 Hey, hey, hey!
01:04:19 This table's hot! I want some
01:04:28 Let me have a Diet Pepsi
01:04:31 - 100,000. Give him the chips.
01:04:33 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:04:40 No, sir. I did not.
01:04:47 - Is that it?
01:04:50 - You a racist?
01:04:57 - How did that happen?
01:04:59 This is crazy. You think my people
01:05:07 Do I look like Chicken George to you?
01:05:09 - You do not.
01:05:11 - I think you should calm down.
01:05:17 Hurry up. I just want to be treated
01:05:20 - No.
01:05:23 I got a problem on table nine.
01:05:33 Why are no black people performing
01:05:37 We got Lionel Richie
01:05:39 Lionel Richie ain't been black
01:05:41 What about Peaches and Herb?
01:05:44 Ike and Tina? They can get
01:05:48 Sir, why don't you calm down,
01:05:51 I ain't calmin' down no more!
01:05:54 We got a problem.
01:06:13 I have a dream...
01:06:15 that white people
01:06:18 and even Chinese people
01:06:21 without gettin' different chips!
01:06:23 Hallelujah!
01:06:30 Hold it. In the spirit of brotherhood,
01:06:33 Come on. Let's go.
01:06:57 Oh, shit.
01:07:41 Get him! Stop!
01:08:22 Inspector Lee, this is a
01:08:26 Please follow me.
01:08:28 Or I'll push this detonator,
01:08:30 and blow your 32 teeth
01:08:36 Winner.
01:08:37 Yes!
01:08:40 I feel good.
01:08:44 Do it again. Give me that.
01:08:46 200,000, sir.
01:08:51 All right.
01:08:53 This seven I'm about to roll...
01:08:55 is for the 27 years Mandela spent in
01:08:59 and took all that crap.
01:09:00 That's why I ain't gonna crap out.
01:09:07 A winner. Seven.
01:09:27 Out.
01:09:32 Imagine a business
01:09:37 and you hand them back
01:09:43 Now, that's
01:09:47 Thanks to a few pieces of metal...
01:09:49 and a most beautiful
01:09:53 I'm back in business.
01:10:01 Look at you, Lee.
01:10:03 You look ridiculous.
01:10:08 You know it didn't have
01:10:12 It's too bad.
01:10:14 Like father, like son.
01:10:18 He's headed for the penthouse.
01:10:23 Look at this old fool.
01:10:27 What does he think he's doing?
01:10:30 I tell you, it's almost impossible
01:10:33 that is trustworthy and loyal.
01:10:36 Don't you agree, Lee?
01:10:40 Everything stays on the table.
01:10:47 Winner, four high.
01:10:55 - Yes!
01:10:59 Tell them to get rid of Lee's friend.
01:11:03 - Cash me out.
01:11:06 Thank you very much.
01:11:10 The trouble
01:11:15 As will you.
01:11:24 Have fun.
01:11:34 After I'm through with you you'll be
01:11:41 Don't move! U.S. Secret Service!
01:12:02 These gentlemen will escort you
01:12:04 Good, 'cause I don't want to get jumped
01:12:31 I appreciate this, fellas.
01:12:45 What the...
01:12:48 I'm sorry, man.
01:12:50 Hey, you! Hold it!
01:12:52 You okay?
01:13:13 Black man get on a roll,
01:13:15 - Y'all get back!
01:13:20 Get back! Get back!
01:13:26 - Hey, get down.
01:13:37 Where you been, Lee?
01:13:51 What happened to you, man?
01:13:54 What's that light in your mouth?
01:13:57 Oh, man,
01:14:14 Move!
01:14:29 What's wrong with you?
01:14:30 What happened to you, man?
01:14:57 Why the hell you didn't
01:14:59 - I did!
01:15:00 - I said "Mmm!"
01:15:07 Ricky Tan's still alive.
01:15:10 Ricky Tan dead.
01:15:12 What you talking about?
01:15:21 Lee. Go after Ricky, man.
01:15:23 - Carter...
01:15:31 I'm not gonna hold back on you
01:15:33 I'm gonna pretend you're a man.
01:15:37 A very beautiful man
01:15:40 who I'd like to take
01:15:51 You don't know nothing about this,
01:15:54 You want some of this?
01:15:57 Bring it on!
01:16:10 - Are you okay?
01:16:12 You need help.
01:16:16 I didn't know
01:16:20 Well, now you know.
01:16:22 What's wrong with you, woman?
01:16:29 Mmm, you smell good.
01:17:28 Thank you, Benjamin.
01:17:35 We could have been a good couple.
01:17:39 But you one crazy-ass bitch!
01:17:52 Americans love to gamble,
01:17:56 I never gamble.
01:17:58 Oh, I'm cutting our deal short.
01:18:04 And my plates?
01:18:06 The plates stay with me. I'm sure
01:18:12 I enjoyed that little
01:18:14 about the dragon
01:18:16 My mother used to tell it
01:18:21 Do you know the moral
01:18:23 Greed will imprison us all.
01:18:30 I hate that fortune-cookie shit.
01:18:47 Just like your father.
01:18:51 I really did try
01:18:53 To share with him.
01:18:55 To make your life better.
01:18:58 But he was too weak.
01:19:00 - Too afraid of change.
01:19:04 - It's over.
01:19:08 There are casinos
01:19:11 I can make you
01:19:15 Don't make the same mistake
01:19:17 If you reach for that gun,
01:19:22 Don't you remember?
01:19:31 Hey, Ricky.
01:19:32 Lee, I see you got
01:19:35 I'm gonna go downstairs and...
01:19:38 - What happened to Reign?
01:19:42 Hey, hey.
01:19:44 It ain't worth it, man.
01:19:46 - Don't go too far, now.
01:19:49 - or tried to make a deal.
01:19:52 All he asked me, just seconds
01:19:55 was that I promise
01:19:59 Oh, he was so pathetic.
01:20:01 Oh, hell, no. He went too far.
01:20:05 What are you gonna do?
01:20:07 All you got to do is pull
01:20:09 Are you going to spend the rest
01:20:12 Man, don't let him talk about
01:20:15 - You can't do it, can you?
01:20:18 - Ain't nobody up here but us.
01:20:20 He tryin' to punk you.
01:20:22 If you ain't gonna shoot him,
01:20:47 Damn!
01:20:50 It was an accident.
01:20:52 That's okay. We'll just say
01:20:59 What's that in your...
01:21:01 Lady, you listen
01:21:04 - Put that bomb down and turn it off!
01:21:07 You crazy. I ain't jumpin'.
01:21:10 - Use your jacket!
01:21:13 Crazy-ass...
01:21:29 That wasn't so bad.
01:22:08 I cannot believe I flew
01:22:23 Detective Lee,
01:22:25 but the United States Secret Service
01:22:29 - Thank you.
01:22:31 I'll see you on board.
01:22:36 I want to thank you too.
01:22:46 It was nice working with you.
01:22:59 I saw that.
01:23:02 You sly devil, you.
01:23:06 You played it cool, too, walking away
01:23:09 Yeah.
01:23:13 - Where is she headed?
01:23:18 - Is that your gate down there?
01:23:22 Well, I'm this way.
01:23:24 - Guess that means good-bye.
01:23:28 Thank you, Carter.
01:23:30 Take good care
01:23:37 - Oh, Carter.
01:23:39 What's up?
01:23:43 There is something
01:23:47 No. This is your daddy's badge.
01:23:50 It's okay. No.
01:23:54 Thank you, man.
01:23:56 You know what?
01:24:04 I got it at the tables this morning
01:24:07 - I can't take this.
01:24:10 - Go ahead. Enjoy yourself.
01:24:13 Would you stop acting like a cop
01:24:16 There got to be something
01:24:19 Think about it.
01:24:21 This is the final boarding call
01:24:26 I always wanted to go to Madison
01:24:30 - New York City?
01:24:32 - The Plaza Hotel?
01:24:34 - Amen to that, brother.
01:24:37 You know what, man?
01:24:54 - Action!
01:25:23 - You all right?
01:25:25 - Jackie, you okay?
01:25:29 - Is this the kosher meal?
01:25:32 - What's the name of it?
01:25:35 - Gefilte fish.
01:25:37 Lox and bagels.
01:25:40 - What's the name of this stuff?
01:25:44 "Gefilke" fish...
01:25:50 You know what this is?
01:25:52 - Gefilte fish.
01:25:55 "Filte" fish. You want some
01:25:56 You want any of this...
01:26:03 Gefilte fish!
01:26:04 - Gefilte fish. I love this stuff.
01:26:07 You have black people
01:26:10 Who eats lox and bagels?
01:26:27 Lady!
01:26:30 Okay.
01:26:32 - Jackie, kick it.
01:26:36 We'd love to see that.
01:26:39 Jackie, we'd like to see that.
01:26:41 Now, Jackie,
01:26:44 - His name is Lee, goddamn it.
01:26:47 We would love to see that,
01:26:49 - There's gotta be something you want.
01:26:53 I always want to
01:26:56 I always dreamed to
01:26:59 I always wanted to...
01:27:04 Now I'm gone.
01:27:06 Every "garden," I'm nervous.
01:27:10 I always wanted to go
01:27:14 - There are a lot of men chasing us.
01:27:17 'Cause you're a very good-looking man.
01:27:19 I'd take a run at you,
01:27:21 and put some water wings on you
01:27:24 But listen.
01:27:27 Look, you're giggling at me.
01:27:30 I need both of you.
01:27:33 You sly devil, you.
01:27:37 - Yeah.
01:27:39 Oh. Hold on.
01:27:41 - Who's calling?
01:27:45 Hello?
01:27:48 Call me back at 7:00.
01:27:51 I'm looking Jackie Chan
01:27:54 - Call me back.
01:27:56 - You turn on your phone?
01:28:00 No! They want to
01:28:02 - Hello?
01:28:04 We are filming right now!
01:28:07 You're sorry?
01:28:11 Call me back later.
01:28:19 Damn! He ain't