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00:00:32 The Other Side of Sunday.
00:01:14 Maria!
00:01:17 We do not play piano on Sundays.
00:01:31 Go out and help anna
00:01:35 - I am finished.
00:03:10 In the name of the Father,
00:03:17 Today's sermon is taken from the
00:03:26 By the time I get confirmed,
00:03:33 On this bench.
00:03:39 Every Sunday I pinch Anna.
00:03:44 Just to cheer her up.
00:03:49 We are supposed
00:03:52 That is what the church hags
00:03:56 If you do not folow the rules,
00:04:01 Gods want us to rejoice.
00:04:06 And when we look around
00:04:13 we can understand...
00:04:15 Mrs. Tunheim would look nice
00:04:22 That is a sin.
00:04:24 To live with God's kindness,
00:04:31 We sit down to eat
00:04:37 We eat and drink
00:04:42 We thank You for all
00:04:47 Now we eat in the name
00:04:54 Amen.
00:05:10 Excuse me.
00:05:12 Out.
00:05:45 "Thy navel is like a round goblet
00:05:55 "Thy two breasts are like two
00:06:09 The Song of Solomon is almost as
00:06:15 Only it's so damned beautiful.
00:06:23 Mother's tits are not real tits.
00:06:26 They just hang there for no
00:06:31 The church hags have tits like
00:06:36 The other women in town have
00:06:40 The kind you cannot get to
00:07:28 Only God's love is eternal.
00:07:36 Maria, come and look at this.
00:07:49 Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong.
00:08:01 Go home to your dad and hang it
00:08:05 But fill it up with something
00:08:08 - Your dad sure didn't use one.
00:08:22 What is going on here?
00:08:26 - Where did you get that?
00:08:33 - This is unacceptable.
00:08:37 - Ask for forgiveness, Maria.
00:08:42 Ask for forgiveness!
00:09:01 Birgit!
00:09:06 Birgit!
00:09:09 What was it?
00:09:11 It wasn't a balloon.
00:09:16 It was one of those rubbers boys
00:09:23 Why did they say that Dad didn't
00:09:27 Christians aren't allowed to use
00:09:30 If he had, you might never have
00:09:37 Birgit!
00:09:52 Was I born because Dad is
00:09:58 God and the church people have
00:10:03 They decided that I was to
00:10:22 "The Lord is my shepherd,
00:10:28 "He maketh me to lie down in
00:10:33 "He leadeth me beside the still
00:11:56 Hello.
00:12:00 Hello, Maria.
00:12:09 Do you think God did a poor job
00:12:17 I don't know.
00:12:20 Why do you ask?
00:12:23 He created us so that we have
00:12:27 Isn't that a poor creation?
00:12:32 I have never thought about that.
00:12:41 It's nice in here.
00:12:44 Different than in there.
00:12:47 The organ sounds so nice in
00:12:55 I have a place in the
00:13:05 Would you like me to help you on
00:13:09 Yes, if you want to.
00:13:19 You should wear earrings.
00:13:23 Yes.
00:13:26 I would have liked that.
00:13:53 You were supposed to be home at
00:13:58 - In the forest.
00:14:01 - The dishes are waiting.
00:14:06 Are those pine needles in your
00:14:10 I was looking for spring plants
00:14:16 It's nice in the forest
00:14:41 That's good. The Plants come
00:14:48 No, from the powers. Plants come
00:14:59 - The powers?
00:15:02 I have heard about enough from
00:15:07 Maybe Mom once wanted to wear
00:15:11 To drink wine and kiss as in
00:15:18 God longs after us with an
00:15:26 The Scripture says, "Can a woman
00:15:31 ...that she should not have compassion
00:15:34 Dear God, make the priest fart
00:15:41 Let us pray, let us pray,
00:15:47 What if I screamed right now,
00:15:53 Imagine if I said "fuck"
00:15:58 As written in Psalm 23, "The Lord is
00:16:05 "He maketh me to lie down in
00:16:09 "He leadeth me..."
00:16:11 "The Lord is my shepherd;
00:16:17 That is beautiful.
00:16:20 You who have made nature, God.
00:16:27 Birgit's mother's buttocks
00:16:32 And her breasts point upwards.
00:16:38 I "happened" to bump into them.
00:16:44 Dear God, let me have breasts
00:16:49 Breasts that point upward.
00:16:56 "And I will dwell in the house
00:17:12 Have you read the Song of
00:17:15 - Yes. Have you?
00:17:23 - Is Solomon an athist?
00:17:27 It seems like it. He writes
00:17:33 They are allowed to be
00:17:38 - Would you like me to read some?
00:17:54 "Thy navel is like a round
00:18:02 "Thy belly is like a heap of
00:18:07 "Thy breasts are like two young
00:18:12 "Come, my beloved, let us go
00:18:16 "Let us lodge in the villages."
00:18:20 "Ther will I give thee my
00:18:26 Amazing that is in the
00:18:29 I wonder if Dad has read it or
00:18:34 He has not leafed past it.
00:18:41 By the way, the word is
00:18:56 That music is honest.
00:18:59 It reminds me that we must
00:19:04 Do what we think is right and
00:19:14 - Do you like Belstad's music?
00:19:20 Me, too.
00:19:23 He reminds me of you, Bach.
00:19:29 - Did Bach believe in God?
00:19:34 Everything he wrote, he wrote
00:19:38 And for people like you, Maria.
00:19:59 Dad is handsome, tan and
00:20:03 One is not supposed to be,
00:20:16 Imagine if I told Dad he was
00:20:23 They are almost all A's.
00:20:43 You'll have to take private
00:20:51 I only had one B. All the other
00:20:55 I'll have a word with your math
00:20:59 I don't want private lessons.
00:21:02 The decision has been made, Maria.
00:21:06 I don't want private lessons.
00:21:46 Let me come to a place where
00:21:53 Where they dare to be daddies
00:22:06 I have only one B.
00:22:11 I had an A average.
00:22:16 Isn't that good? Don't you think
00:22:29 Isn't unfair that I have to
00:22:34 Isn't it?
00:22:36 You must... you must to be
00:22:45 Your father's decision stands.
00:23:04 Dear God, starting today
00:24:26 And how about Klara
00:24:30 THere is a lot of her to love.
00:24:33 Aren't you a little skinny
00:24:36 Hi.
00:24:39 - Hi, Maria.
00:24:44 ...or did your dad send you?
00:24:49 Come on in.
00:24:52 Have a seat.
00:25:16 Look at this.
00:25:24 Now you've got something
00:25:27 Fouth Commandment: Honour thy
00:25:35 And the Sixth: Screw thy mother
00:25:42 Watch your mouth.
00:25:45 Don't mind him. He gets weird
00:25:58 Stop it, Birgit.
00:26:51 Come on.
00:27:14 Maria!
00:27:21 Don't worry about it.
00:27:26 That way I can make up for what
00:27:34 Come to our cabin next weekend.
00:27:41 God's love flows forth...
00:27:48 ...like fresh water from the
00:27:56 Isn't that just some sort
00:28:03 ...until death do you part?
00:28:09 I love meatballs.
00:28:13 But I cannot promise God that I will do
00:28:19 It is nice if God's love flows forth
00:28:32 But where is the love in this
00:28:37 Do they love each other?
00:28:43 Does the priest love my mother?
00:28:48 Let us thank the Lord in prayer.
00:28:53 Look.
00:29:04 Milk bottle caps?
00:29:07 They aren't real earrings, but
00:29:13 Yes. Let me see.
00:29:32 They are beautiful.
00:29:35 - They look nice on you.
00:29:45 There we go.
00:29:52 - Nice?
00:30:00 Wait a minute.
00:30:12 Go like this.
00:30:16 A little more. That's good.
00:30:25 Now, I'll show you.
00:30:36 You are beautiful.
00:30:39 Your turn.
00:30:47 - Careful!
00:30:54 Do like this.
00:31:01 That's good.
00:31:34 - Can we wear this while in here?
00:31:39 Now I have to get things ready.
00:31:46 Do you have many secrets?
00:31:53 I want to be like you
00:31:57 I hope it will be easier for
00:32:02 Mom is sick again. Her ulcer.
00:32:09 Always do the things you like
00:32:13 Take your walks in the forest.
00:32:16 Swim, Maria, so you feel the
00:32:21 The water brings peace.
00:32:27 Does the water bring peace?
00:32:33 Does the water bring peace?
00:32:36 Yes, the water brings peace.
00:32:41 I'll remember that the next time
00:32:47 - Bach probably liked to swim.
00:32:54 - Dog darn, Mrs. Tunheim.
00:33:13 - The lessons have been cancelled.
00:33:18 You are not making progress.
00:33:22 - I'm not...
00:33:25 - I'm not allowed to practice!
00:33:32 I have made my decision
00:33:39 Do you love me?
00:33:45 - I need to work now.
00:33:51 Maria, a father loves his children.
00:34:06 - Don't you have a will of your own?
00:34:17 Dad?
00:34:19 I don't want to get confirmed.
00:34:22 Maria?
00:34:36 You are called upon to do so, Maria.
00:34:39 I never want to hear those words
00:36:32 Mom!
00:36:48 Our father, which art in
00:36:57 Hallowed be thy name.
00:36:58 Thy will be done...
00:37:02 ...as it is in heaven.
00:37:22 - Jesus farted, too.
00:37:26 Jesus also had to fart.
00:37:33 Jesus shit, and they didn't have
00:37:37 Jesus had to shit, and they only
00:37:41 It's the truth.
00:37:45 I think you feel God has done
00:38:41 Maria, are you asleep?
00:38:51 Forgive me, Maria. Sometimes I
00:39:04 Sometimes I go too far with you
00:39:24 Forgive me, Maria.
00:39:28 I am a little too
00:41:40 Jenny, what you ask of me...
00:41:45 Please don't go, Johannes.
00:42:13 Johannes?
00:42:16 Help me!
00:42:50 Dear God, help Mrs. Tunheim...
00:43:15 I've got butterflies in my
00:43:23 I'll bet they are on their way.
00:43:30 This is a great color, Maria.
00:43:36 - Wish I didn't have my period.
00:43:41 No.
00:43:45 You look great. That lipstick
00:43:49 And your hair is beautiful.
00:43:59 - Is this where the party is?
00:44:03 Stian kept falling down
00:44:07 - No, Bard did!
00:44:10 - Hi, Maria.
00:44:15 - Isn't Pal Helge coming?
00:44:19 But we're here!
00:46:01 Dear Stella Polaris...
00:46:05 let him come and put his arms
00:46:11 So that I burn inside.
00:46:25 Maria, can you get me some
00:46:28 Will you help me?
00:46:33 And the towel.
00:46:36 What happened?
00:46:38 We just did it, and I have my
00:46:46 I don't think he noticed.
00:46:50 Dog darn.
00:46:59 - My panties are full of blood.
00:47:13 God damn, you are nice.
00:47:53 Hi.
00:47:56 Hi.
00:48:01 Come in.
00:48:16 The others are in there.
00:48:31 May I spend the night here,
00:48:36 Yes.
00:48:46 Thank you.
00:48:49 You're welcome.
00:49:19 Want me to give you a souvenir?
00:49:34 I won't do anything, but can I
00:50:46 Dear God, let me get away
00:51:16 I am almost done!
00:51:24 You're not just weird, you're
00:51:30 - Is he awake?
00:51:41 - You are up early.
00:52:07 We sit down to eat
00:52:12 We eat and drink
00:52:17 We thank You for all
00:52:21 Now we eat in the name
00:52:27 Amen.
00:52:34 Take off that scarf at the
00:52:41 - Maria, take off your scarf.
00:52:58 What is that? What is that,
00:53:01 - I hurt myself.
00:53:07 Lying is the devil's work.
00:53:12 We must drive him out of this
00:53:17 Out of this family. He is not
00:53:25 Lying? Maybe there are greater
00:53:32 Thank you, Lord, for this day
00:54:16 - Where is your God, Maria?
00:54:21 - Is this really necessary?
00:54:26 I don't want to get confirmed.
00:54:43 Have a nice...
00:55:38 He is gorgeous. Imagine that he
00:55:46 Those eyes...
00:55:51 Nice butt.
00:55:57 Everyone is now free to speak.
00:56:03 Does anyone have a testimony they
00:56:17 "For to me to live is Christ,
00:56:26 Hallelujah, Ragnhild. That was
00:56:30 It is good to stand up in front
00:56:35 It is good.
00:56:43 "Open the door to your heart.
00:56:48 "Let Him be yours. Love Him,
00:56:53 "Why have you not opened
00:56:57 God bless you.
00:57:10 I feel sick. Thank you for
00:57:12 Maria, I would like to have a
00:58:49 Maria, you can have my makeup
00:58:55 I don't need it anymore. I am
00:59:00 God demands that we renounce
00:59:06 ...and all his deeds...
00:59:09 ...and believe in Jesus
00:59:14 ...and all He has done for our
00:59:18 Confirmation Sunday is soon
00:59:23 The candidates for confirmation
00:59:28 ...and renew their covenant
00:59:31 ...by renouncing the devil
00:59:54 It is good to cry.
01:00:08 I brought some mascara.
01:00:11 Probably not a good idea if you
01:00:24 I read something strange
01:00:29 About some people who had
01:00:33 They bit people in the finger
01:00:40 Dog darn, what a job.
01:00:43 Death isn't that bad, Maria.
01:00:50 When you are dead, you are free.
01:00:54 - Free?
01:01:11 There is so much I want
01:01:15 But if your heart is tired,
01:01:18 Yes...
01:01:20 My heart is tired.
01:01:25 I cannot live without living.
01:01:28 No, dog darn it
01:01:35 I talked to a man, a man I am
01:01:43 He said we probably shouldn't
01:01:50 It is not easy for him, either,
01:01:59 I have been to the café,
01:02:05 Tell them whatever you want,
01:02:11 Your have to live.
01:02:18 I don't want to get confirmed,
01:02:22 They are forcing me.
01:02:25 There is a God for the two of
01:02:29 One that's just there.
01:02:32 An honest one? One you don't
01:02:36 Yes. A God who wants us to be
01:02:43 Who likes it when we are happy,
01:02:48 A God you can confirm yourself
01:02:55 Come.
01:03:15 Guide me, kind light
01:03:19 Through the haze and fog
01:03:25 Guide me forth
01:03:30 I walk through the dark
01:03:34 At night, far from my home
01:03:39 Guide me forth
01:03:44 I wanted to live my life
01:03:48 I was proud and stubborn
01:03:52 And courageous...
01:03:59 Maria...
01:04:01 Be proud and stubborn in the
01:04:07 Promise me that.
01:04:20 Guide me, kind light
01:04:24 Through the haze and fog
01:04:29 Guide me forth
01:04:34 I walk through the dark
01:04:39 At night, far from my home
01:04:43 Guide me forth
01:05:02 For health and strenght and
01:05:06 ...we give thee thanks, O Lord.
01:05:09 And let us pray that mother soon
01:05:13 Amen.
01:05:17 Maria.
01:05:27 Members of the congragation have
01:05:33 They were distressed.
01:05:37 They are dismayed.
01:05:40 I had faith in you, Maria.
01:05:47 You have lied to me, pretended
01:05:53 But instead you have been in the
01:06:00 You have been at the café!
01:06:07 God cries over you, Maria.
01:06:11 Let me never hear that you have
01:06:17 Devoted people have done their
01:06:24 It isn't a Christian duty,
01:06:43 I think I'm in love
01:06:47 The young priest. Your dad is
01:06:54 I don't know if I could bear
01:06:59 I almost became a Christian on Sunday,
01:07:04 I can't stop wearing mascara
01:07:09 I believe in God, I really do.
01:07:31 Your never know when God will
01:07:37 When the lights all go out
01:07:41 And the doors to heaven are
01:07:45 When day is over and night comes
01:07:51 It will be too late to
01:08:01 If you are here tonight, you who
01:08:07 ...I ask you to come forward
01:08:11 Remember, tomorrow may be too
01:08:15 The Lord is calling you tonight.
01:08:19 Let us sing the next verse.
01:08:23 Today you will hear Him calling
01:08:29 He is asking you to come...
01:08:32 Sit down! You believe in God
01:08:36 Go get a Coke at the café.
01:08:39 It is not a sin to drink Coke.
01:08:47 Go into the bathroom
01:08:51 - You're crazy.
01:09:00 Stop all that kneeling.
01:09:07 Do you want to turn
01:09:18 Go.
01:09:40 Maria, woul you like to take a
01:09:44 I have to get home.
01:09:46 Thats okay. Your father wants
01:10:00 Maria... why do you not believe
01:10:10 Why don't you want to be
01:10:13 I believe in God,
01:10:16 I don't believe
01:10:20 Why don't you surrender
01:10:25 That would make
01:10:30 It isn't necessary for me.
01:10:59 You are a pretty girl, Maria.
01:11:02 Use that in God's work.
01:11:32 You can't walk like that. You'll
01:11:38 Are you sick?
01:11:44 I'll be damned. Aren't you the
01:11:50 I saw you at the café.
01:11:55 Don't believe everything they
01:12:00 There are many lies. Maybe Jesus
01:12:04 I don't thin so.
01:12:06 I think I would have liked
01:12:09 No way. Jesus didn't swear.
01:12:12 A likeable chap, he drank and
01:12:18 Why are you laughing?
01:12:21 I am the son of a seaman's
01:12:27 I only became a seaman.
01:12:32 Farewell.
01:12:35 You've missed the last bus.
01:12:38 Damn it, I have to get to town.
01:13:04 There.
01:13:08 You can catch the bus in the
01:13:10 You'll hear him honk.
01:13:15 Sleep well.
01:13:19 Hey... you are really kind.
01:13:32 And pretty.
01:13:34 I've never seen a girl as pretty
01:13:39 Kind...
01:13:44 And with nice breasts.
01:13:52 You've probably seen a lot of
01:13:55 Someday you will understand
01:14:06 May I touch your breasts?
01:14:35 Would you like me
01:14:42 Dear old Blue, my billy-goat
01:14:47 Think of your little boy
01:14:52 The bear with his shaggy fur
01:14:57 Can come and get you
01:16:05 - Is it safe for you to drink coffee?
01:16:11 - Would you like a pillow?
01:16:31 The new priest from the youth
01:16:35 He said that you had been saved,
01:16:43 Good night.
01:17:22 - Why are you here?
01:17:31 Can I sleep in your room, too?
01:17:34 Whenever you want.
01:17:37 If you stick your tongue out
01:17:44 Would that make you happy?
01:17:47 Yes, that would make me happy.
01:18:22 Maria Berge.
01:18:26 Do you renounce the Devil
01:18:31 Yes.
01:18:35 Do you believe in the Father,
01:18:39 Yes.
01:18:41 Will you live by this faith
01:18:47 Yes.
01:18:51 Give me your hand.
01:19:17 Let me see.
01:19:22 You are so beautiful.
01:19:24 Do you think so?
01:19:32 - Congratulations.
01:19:39 Open it here.
01:19:41 Aren't you coming to the house?
01:19:47 I am so tired today...
01:19:53 You'll have to deal with this
01:20:07 Open it.
01:20:26 Do you like them?
01:20:31 Hide them in your room.
01:20:36 But don't wait too long.
01:20:38 Do what I never dared, Maria.
01:20:43 Don't let them stop you.
01:20:56 Wait. Will you come to my place
01:21:15 We wish you all the best, Maria.
01:21:19 May you grow with the wisdom and
01:21:24 You have a good heritage to
01:21:28 I have known your family since
01:21:32 Our dear priest and his wife.
01:21:37 I have seen the children grow up
01:21:41 ...and become the flowers we see
01:21:45 Not all children are a joy for
01:21:50 As police chief, I know quite
01:21:58 But I am sure that you, Maria,
01:22:04 ...make your mother and father
01:22:08 ...as you did today when you
01:22:12 ...in front of the entire
01:22:15 If you keep your faith, I am sure
01:22:30 I was proud of you at the table.
01:22:42 You made me happy today, Maria.
01:22:50 That happens when we let faith
01:22:53 I am sure you felt that as well.
01:23:00 Next Sunday, after Communion, you will
01:23:15 Take care of each other
01:23:19 I am going to wed two couples
01:23:25 Two couples at once is a bit
01:23:29 Olav, you are in charge.
01:23:32 We will be back the day after
01:24:59 - Olav, what is it?
01:25:02 What are those ligths?
01:25:04 Something probably happened
01:25:08 A fight, maybe.
01:25:11 They drink an rock down there.
01:25:16 Rock isn't dangerous.
01:25:21 Wait.
01:25:41 Cut it out. I don't know
01:25:53 - You're good.
01:26:12 We get the day off.
01:26:14 Mrs. Tunheim is missing.
01:26:18 They're looking for her.
01:26:43 Hello?
01:26:45 Hello. This is the police chief.
01:26:50 My father isn't home.
01:26:53 When did you see Mrs. Tunheim?
01:26:55 Yesterday, after confirmation.
01:26:58 Have you seen her since then?
01:27:02 No.
01:27:07 I think she can be found where
01:27:14 Why do you think that, Maria?
01:27:17 I knew her.
01:27:19 You mean you know her.
01:27:21 I knew her. Goodbye.
01:27:38 Further out!
01:27:43 Keep working up river!
01:28:37 It's the police.
01:28:42 For you.
01:30:19 Dad?
01:30:25 You are also fond of her.
01:31:26 "He took the cup and gave thanks,
01:31:30 ...drink ye all of it, for this
01:31:37 Guide me, kind light
01:31:40 Through the haze and fog
01:31:45 Guide me forth
01:31:50 I walk through the dark
01:31:54 At night, far from my home
01:32:00 Guide me forth
01:32:05 I wanted to live my life
01:32:10 I was proud and stubborn
01:32:15 And courageous...
01:32:42 This is the body of Christ.
01:33:00 This is the body of Christ...
01:33:27 "Your spirit."
01:33:31 "Peace be with your spirit."
01:33:40 Nothing has changed between us,
01:34:10 Earth to earth...
01:34:13 ...ashes to ashes...
01:34:17 ...dust to dust.
01:34:40 Goodbye, Mrs. Tunheim.
01:35:00 Done by (c) dCd / June 2005