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Ast rix Chez Les Bretons Asterix In Britain
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Put your backs into it, row |
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Go Faster! |
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Well come on. How do you like |
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I really like the pirate's life captain! |
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Well with us you're going to see |
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We'll board Phoenician 's ships |
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Yees! |
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Yes! |
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Yees! |
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Oh no! |
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Evil eye, worse then hurricane |
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A, ship. Ship! |
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On the po-, on the por-, on the port side. |
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No, ro-... ro-... ro-... |
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Oh wrong, Romans, I do say. |
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Romans? It'll be a good booty! |
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Clear around lads and hurry, lets just |
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Row for all your worth! |
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We were lucky that it wasn't the Gauls. |
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Caesar we are insight of land, look there. |
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Our invasion will start here, Rome must |
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the Gauls just once too often, |
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You should go in and |
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This great Britain, and the |
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For them as well as for us, history |
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And God sent a favourable wind. |
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Goodness, gracious, |
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Quite so, no doubt about that. |
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We really ought to inform our chief. |
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We are about to begin our invasion, |
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discipline for the greater glory of Rome |
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Stand by Centurion, you will transmit |
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At your order sir. |
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Like a statue. |
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The signal! |
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Make a note, I came and saw, and |
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I said in good order with strict discipline! |
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Look there, they are going |
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Yes by George, |
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We shall await them |
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Fire! |
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Attack! |
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Let' go! |
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I'll say, it's getting on for time. |
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Getting on for time? What do you mean? |
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Where are they going by Jupiter? |
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Hey come back here. |
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Bit of a sticky wicket what. |
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Thank you, jolly good! |
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I say, can I have |
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Yes love you can. |
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Look they are drinking...? |
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If you don't mind can |
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No question about it, were off for 2 day |
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Make way, make way I have an |
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They all went away, |
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We'll never go back to Rome! |
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At this rate we won't get |
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Drinking hot water I mean, |
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If we quit during our duty time, we'll |
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To make spaghetti soup, you need |
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and some onions and slice them |
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Silence! |
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And simmer slowly! |
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I tell you Caesar, |
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The Britons stop every day |
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So they won't be ready until tomorrow? |
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Hey? |
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Gee, In that case... |
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Crocerus! |
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Here are my orders! |
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From now on we start our battles at |
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All Saturday and Sunday, their weekend. |
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Oh Caesar, you are a genius, where |
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Oh good shot. |
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Forward legionaries, |
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I say hardly the behaviour |
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Imperial, centurions, |
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Your Caesar is proud of you. |
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Rome is victorious |
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Hooray! |
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On that side my forward goal, |
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Except for that village |
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I know I just don't want |
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And on this side it is Britons |
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All except for the ones |
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One little bunch, I'll take |
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I say, what worry you chief? |
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Yes, unless reinforcements arrive |
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I have a corking idea. |
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I have a cousin in Gaul. As a matter of fact |
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by the Romans, they have a magic potion |
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Where might this village be? |
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Morning, Cacophony. |
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Morning! |
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Morning Blacksmith! Oh what the |
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As you can see it's nice. |
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Nice fish for sale, fresh! |
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You say so only in ignorance, my friend. |
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I dare you to come here and repeat that! |
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on your ear and on your feet! |
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The only thing that stinks here is you! |
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A fight! Let me get in it! |
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A fight! A fight! A fight! |
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Well I see that spring has returned. |
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And what is it all about this time? |
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Still the same, it's a tradition. |
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Obelix, you sick? |
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I gave it up. |
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I'm worried about Obelix, he's not |
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Yes, let's go and see him. |
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Now where were we, you fish stink. |
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Ah my foot.! |
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Druid Getafix can't you |
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What he needs is a Roman legion or two. |
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So he can fight them, he hasn't done |
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They are all off in Britain. That will |
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Excuse me, I do beg |
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I am a Briton and my name is Anticlimax. |
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Shall we shake hand? |
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In actual fact I have come here to ask |
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Romans, where are they? |
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I would like you to meet Obelix, |
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A friend of yours is a friend of mine. I'd |
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Nooooo, That is not what he meant! |
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He asked me to shake him by the hand. |
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He is my distant cousin from Britain, |
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Jolly good show, quite, |
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Well as it happens, our village is |
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He's a cousin, so don't shake it |
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Asterix told me that. |
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So we have taken the liberty of |
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Yes well, we'd be happy to help you |
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will do up a magic potion for you. |
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I had better prepare a whole barrel, I'll |
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I'm coming, I'll help you, I'm coming. |
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Obelix you find honey, mead and carrots. |
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Oh goodie, goodie. |
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And I'll gather mistletoe |
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Obelix. |
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You call those carrots? |
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Well I saw these wild boars and |
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There, this will give your village strength |
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I say I am most frightfully |
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You're not too strong. |
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We need a strong guy, only who? |
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Like someone who fell into the potion |
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Oh, me, lets smash the Romans, lets |
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And here is a little magic potion, in case |
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It's a very long voyage to Britain. |
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I say what a spot of luck, having two |
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I wouldn't forget my little |
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Goodbye, good show! |
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Bring us a souvenir! |
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Hey Asterix, we should have brought |
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Whatever for, British food is all right. It |
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You really know how to row. |
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It pays to row for Oxford, and then to row |
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Now hear me lads, I had to rent this |
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so take good care of it and stay |
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As well as any Romans! |
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A ship, a ship! |
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Are they Gauls? |
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No they are Pho-... Pho-... |
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Phoenician merchant ship. We're all rich. |
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A pirate ship, oh my God we are lost! |
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What lifeboat, I sold the lifeboat. |
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Well! |
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What am I seeing, Gauls, gal, |
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Pirates, oh goodie, goodie, goodie. |
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Oh, the fat Gaul! |
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Fat? Who's fat? |
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Right about-turn! |
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I said right about-turn! |
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I say, it appears that he is |
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Yes, they are old friends. |
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Staying with you I've learnt to swim. |
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Thank to you our lives are saved, |
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Well I wouldn't think you'd want jewels, |
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Don't thank us, we didn't do |
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Perhaps you would accept this small bag |
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Sure I'll give it to our Druid, |
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Farewell good Gauls! May you enrich |
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or like old gargoyle would say, for a bag |
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Good be to getting back to Gaul, |
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Once you've been through one of these |
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Wrong, I'm stationed near a village in |
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Boat, a little boat ahead. |
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No doubt some simple fisherman from |
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We aren't supposed to take any risks. |
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An armed Roman galley |
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It may be a little boat, |
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Wait till you hear what they |
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Board them, board this ship, |
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They can't board us! |
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Drink some of this quick! |
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They're the Gauls of the village! |
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Come back little Romans! |
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Come back little Romans! |
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What is all this? |
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Nothing, just fog, that means |
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Then it's time to go back to our boat. |
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Shht! |
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way to Brittany, it's a lot better |
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Be quiet about the M.P. |
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Never mind, we'll use our. |
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Anymore Romans around? |
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Any more Romans not around? |
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Why do they always try & |
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Any more Gauls around? |
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Is there always fog like this in Britain? |
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Oh my goodness no, we only |
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Maybe they won't come back. |
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We have to talk about one thing, |
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of magic potion to Britain, I know |
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to our superiors, turn the ship |
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Aren't you exaggerating the power |
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Oh no captain! |
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My little Dogmatix is getting wet, why |
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That is an idea I dig already, dig! |
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I wish I could dig up something |
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I shall take you to a good Inn, where |
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Here we are, the Jolly Boar. |
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Obelix don't stand in the rain. |
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What else, look there, |
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Come in and dry off. |
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Old chap, how smashingly delightful |
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he's a Gaul, a cousin actually, |
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could you prepare one |
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Your are in for a royal treat, ready! |
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Oh wizard, and three |
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He never said he was going |
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But you saw what he called this place? |
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Here you are, you first British beers. |
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Isn't it warm enough? |
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I shall I have him take the chill off it. |
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Ah now it's just right. |
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It's my speciality, boiled boar with |
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Jolly boar? What's he call this? |
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What's jolly about it? |
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As they say, when in Britain, |
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Don't stand on ceremony gentleman |
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Stand aside! |
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I have an urgent message for General. |
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Hail General Crocerus, |
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What bad news have you got.? |
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That potion will not arrive |
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Issue orders to all of our patrols, |
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two Gauls and a little dog! |
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You had better best drink up now, |
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rather strict about that. |
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Nearly closing time pub keeper. |
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Exactly what I was telling this gents. |
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Two beers now while we are waiting. |
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Hey now wait a minute, |
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In the barrel... |
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Oh I was hoping it was Gaelic wine! |
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If it was I would have confiscated |
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Drink it, go ahead before |
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Is your village much further? |
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Londinium? |
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Shh, Can you hear something? |
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General Alaspis? |
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A message from General Crocerus, |
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and a little dog, they have got a |
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That's warm beer! |
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That's my wagon! |
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Hey hold on, that's my wagon, |
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I guess they can! |
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Hey fatty you're driving on |
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We're on the right side! |
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Here in Britain we drive on the left |
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And I'm not fat, understand I'm not fat, |
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Anybody would tell you, I'm not fat. |
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Hey there they are, get them, attack |
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The Romans! |
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That a way! |
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That a way! |
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Ought to be jolly fine lawn if it is |
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I say such behaviour is |
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Don't let them get away. |
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I say sir would you mind awfully |
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By Jupiter, are you questioning the |
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My lawn in smaller than your Rome is |
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than your sternum is, I think. |
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I've got some more bad news |
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Yes go ahead, what now? |
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The Gauls have stolen the wagon |
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Where did you see them? |
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Ransack the city! |
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Confiscate all barrels, you understand? |
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When I catch those Gauls I'll boil |
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Yes general. |
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Yes General! |
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Yuk, those poor lions. |
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Be careful, there are many |
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Not to worry, this chap is |
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Who is there? |
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Anticlimax, what a fair |
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Shh the town is full of Romans, there |
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You've got Gauls, come in! |
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Welcome my name is Samueltrix but |
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South Gaul, but the bottom |
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I hate to interrupt you old top, but the |
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Very easy, nothing to it, I'll put it |
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from Gaul, and let me tell you, I've got |
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It's like liquid sunshine, from my |
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They are crazy everything |
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But the Britons drink it with |
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Asterix he isn't going to give us boar |
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I got genuine delicacies imported from |
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Since the early ships came, |
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good smoked ham from Dijon, |
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Say could that be a patrol of Romans? |
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A Roman patrol, that's what I say. |
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In great Caesar's name, open the door! |
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Just a second, get in there. |
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You guys look like what the cat |
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Hey come on! Open up! |
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I was heating up some beer. |
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All right search the joint, we want |
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Asterix? |
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My stomach is getting hollow. |
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Didn't find anybody Decurion but |
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Confiscate all of them. |
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I went to all the trouble to get all these |
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And you take them all away from me! |
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You will see us again, if your name is on |
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hope you aren't hiding the one we're |
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I can't stand it, nothing to drink, |
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Oh no there's still plenty to eat. |
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There you are General, all the barrels |
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Have our soldier's taste what's in every |
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of them contains the magic potion. |
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Carry out your orders! |
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Soldiers of Rome, your duty is before |
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anything unusual, prepare to attack! |
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Open barrel! |
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Dip cup! Withdraw cup. |
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Drink! |
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Advance a step! |
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Open barrel! |
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Dip cup! Withdraw cup! |
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Drink! |
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We have to get that barrel before |
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is the palace very far away? |
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Whose feet? |
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The Romans measure in paces, |
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Do you count everyone's feet? |
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In actual fact there are six feet in one |
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These Britons are crazy. |
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Legionaries, withdraw cup! |
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Who wants to fight me? |
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Gaulix, grosslix, Gaulix! |
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Here I haven't tried this one yet. |
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Not bad at all. |
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No it's mine, get lost, it's my barrel, |
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barrel, I'll show you, I'm the strongest. |
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Anyone who drinks some of mine |
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Because I am the strongest! |
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Is it much further? |
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the sentries might make it awkward. |
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That is a good idea. |
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Hi there! |
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We are the, we have come |
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These Romans are really crazy! |
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Does anybody else want a taste out |
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Come one! Dare you! I am |
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What went on here? |
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Come on, hey there you two fat guys, |
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There's not two fat guys, there's |
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Look here Obelix, Gaulix Gaulix |
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Only which one is the right one? |
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We can't stay here, its dangerous. |
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It's dangerous but it's good. |
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Come on help me load all of these |
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Obelix, I said do not drink, |
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The most important thing |
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Obelix don't sing, cut it out. |
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Why do you talk to me like that? |
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Of course I love you, but if your song |
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I love you Asterix, and when the |
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I'll turn their heads to mash potatoes |
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Oh dear yet another patrol of Romans. |
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That's the rock and roll Roman patrol, |
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Dont touch a hair on his head! |
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A Gaul, he could be the one |
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Arrest him in the name of Caesar. |
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Tallyho. |
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An unattended cart, how fortunate |
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Bash the Roman noses. |
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Asterix, I'm getting sleepy. |
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Poor Obelix, the wine went to his head. |
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He'll have a headache. |
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What, what's wrong. |
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Isn't that our cart? |
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Yes it is, we'll see to that later. |
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That mangy hound. |
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Legionaries! |
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You're the dregs of the Roman army, |
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you're a bunch of nothings! |
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When Caesar hears about this, |
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I don't mind being fed to the lions |
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What? |
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The only ones that are still missing |
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Search his place and arrest |
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What? |
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Well, poor Obelix, no wonder he |
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salted cuts, my smoked cured hams, |
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Just let him sleep, we'll go |
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We have gone round and round in this |
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I say cousin, you see what I can see? |
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There isn't much wine around, the Romans |
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No, just wine. |
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Wine seller, where did you get it, |
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I have an excellent fellow who sells it |
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Who is that fellow? |
| 00:47:09 |
know where he bought that wine from, |
| 00:47:13 |
16 Via Bandit, another spot of |
| 00:47:17 |
Right now we have to go and get Obelix. |
| 00:47:22 |
We are frightfully indebted to you. |
| 00:47:34 |
It looks like an army |
| 00:47:38 |
Psst! |
| 00:47:41 |
It was the Romans, they searched the |
| 00:47:45 |
Gaulix away with a large snoring Gaul. |
| 00:47:49 |
To prison, the tower of Londinium. |
| 00:47:55 |
No Obelix, a prisoner of the Romans. |
| 00:48:28 |
Where am I? |
| 00:48:31 |
In the tower of Londinium, nobody |
| 00:48:35 |
Even if they cook us in a mint sauce, |
| 00:48:40 |
Shall I tell these Roman don't worry! |
| 00:48:45 |
Oh don't shout, it hurts too much. |
| 00:48:51 |
Where is Asterix? We mustn't stay here, |
| 00:48:56 |
worries about me, I had better go and |
| 00:49:01 |
Anyway I need a little fresh air. |
| 00:49:05 |
You are a little crazy, |
| 00:49:11 |
Are you attached to these chains? |
| 00:49:18 |
If you want this door to stay the way it is, |
| 00:49:30 |
I warmed you, let's go Gaulix. |
| 00:50:07 |
Obelix where are you? |
| 00:50:15 |
No, no I'm coming down. |
| 00:50:19 |
Oh no he's coming back up |
| 00:50:29 |
Very educational, a visit to the tower |
| 00:50:35 |
Honest Asterix, I'm really |
| 00:50:39 |
You didn't do anything Obelix, nothing. |
| 00:50:42 |
I'm glad he didn't do anything, |
| 00:51:03 |
What, got away?! Now you listen, |
| 00:51:09 |
And stop breaking all my statues. |
| 00:51:18 |
Gauls, drunken Gauls, broken statues, |
| 00:52:49 |
Have I got a wine for you and the |
| 00:52:55 |
a good deal, I can throw |
| 00:52:59 |
how many was that you wanted? |
| 00:53:10 |
Decurion, can we arrest them. |
| 00:53:25 |
You're a lucky lad, wait till you taste it |
| 00:53:31 |
It's been quite a good day. |
| 00:53:39 |
That dog again! I'll get it! |
| 00:53:45 |
Come over here nice little doggie |
| 00:53:55 |
Thank God we have the right |
| 00:54:09 |
There it is. |
| 00:54:18 |
It says xvi. |
| 00:54:25 |
They are crazy these Britons! |
| 00:54:30 |
I knew these Romans are crazy. |
| 00:54:38 |
I say! |
| 00:54:44 |
It seems we have made an error, is this 16? |
| 00:54:49 |
one of the 'I' has dropped off, what is |
| 00:54:56 |
We are so awfully embarrassed. |
| 00:55:03 |
Will you remind me to put back that |
| 00:55:08 |
of boiled water with a spot of milk, |
| 00:55:14 |
XVI, we are wrong again. |
| 00:55:19 |
This is it. |
| 00:55:28 |
Dogmatix! |
| 00:55:35 |
Who are you, what right have |
| 00:55:38 |
What have you been doing |
| 00:55:42 |
Are you the one who stole Gaulix's wine? |
| 00:55:53 |
Then what is this? |
| 00:55:57 |
No it is just wine, so where is the rest? |
| 00:56:02 |
You're gonna talk! |
| 00:56:05 |
Have you noticed how uncommonly |
| 00:56:10 |
Oh quite, milk in your hot water? |
| 00:56:13 |
You talk, you talk, you talk. |
| 00:56:17 |
You know I do hope he does talk, |
| 00:56:23 |
I'll talk, I'll talk, I'll talk. |
| 00:56:29 |
I'll give you a list of all my customers |
| 00:56:42 |
The first name on the list is |
| 00:56:46 |
They are playing against Durovernum |
| 00:56:54 |
Shall we arrest those Gauls? |
| 00:56:59 |
We will all off to the game, |
| 00:57:14 |
As civilians they won't recognise us. |
| 00:57:21 |
Yes so I'm dressed like a civilian. |
| 00:57:30 |
Tell me cousin, what do they |
| 00:57:34 |
Quite a simple game really, the chaps |
| 00:57:40 |
use a jolly old pumpkin in the shape |
| 00:57:44 |
to propel the pumpkin as best you can, |
| 00:57:49 |
I say the Caledonian bagpipes, |
| 00:58:03 |
And that is the sacred goose, |
| 00:58:12 |
And there's the sacred |
| 00:58:22 |
Here come the players. |
| 00:58:32 |
He's the druid umpire, he signals the |
| 00:58:52 |
That is an intelligent game, |
| 00:59:04 |
That's a penalty, unnecessary roughness. |
| 00:59:09 |
Look He's only pretending. |
| 00:59:15 |
Stretcher! |
| 00:59:19 |
Look that could be the right stuff. |
| 00:59:26 |
Here we go, Hipihiphurras |
| 00:59:30 |
Now we will see if it is the magic potion. |
| 00:59:43 |
Hey there lad, Aren't you the one that |
| 00:59:47 |
It's not whether you win, |
| 00:59:54 |
It is the magic potion, let's go cousin. |
| 01:00:12 |
He actually scored a try, good chap, |
| 01:00:29 |
And what are you doing down here? |
| 01:00:43 |
Legionaries in civilian dress, get them! |
| 01:00:50 |
I will buy this barrel |
| 01:00:55 |
I seize it for Caesar! |
| 01:00:59 |
Here I come. |
| 01:01:04 |
Stop that bloke! |
| 01:01:17 |
Bring back my barrel! |
| 01:01:19 |
Obelix, old boy might I suggest you return |
| 01:01:25 |
Do I have to? |
| 01:01:50 |
Oh what frightfully good luck chaps, |
| 01:02:01 |
I Say that wouldn't be a |
| 01:02:09 |
I think you've got option left, surrender. |
| 01:02:12 |
Oh, okay... Cast the first stone |
| 01:02:21 |
Good shot you hit the barrel. |
| 01:02:54 |
Have I got good news for you. |
| 01:03:00 |
The potion has been destroyed, all of it |
| 01:03:05 |
At last success, that's splendid. |
| 01:03:15 |
We attack that village at dawn. |
| 01:03:36 |
This time the Roman win I guess. |
| 01:03:39 |
I sure want to bash a good Roman or two. |
| 01:03:44 |
I say, all this is just a bit unfortunate |
| 01:03:51 |
Even if we don't have our magic potion |
| 01:03:56 |
against the legion of Romans, right, |
| 01:04:04 |
It just doesn't seem fair, to get so close, |
| 01:04:10 |
adventures, Romans and pirates |
| 01:04:15 |
Wait. Phoenician, I have an idea! |
| 01:04:19 |
What is that? |
| 01:04:35 |
The Romans will be attacking |
| 01:04:39 |
from Anticlimax, it's getting serious, |
| 01:04:50 |
Oh I say shhhh. |
| 01:04:55 |
Halt ho goes there? |
| 01:05:03 |
We'll die a sword in hand, with a smile. |
| 01:05:07 |
Hello hello! |
| 01:05:12 |
Anticlimax, I'm besides myself with |
| 01:05:17 |
Dear lad welcome back. |
| 01:05:22 |
Well lets not get carried away. |
| 01:05:25 |
Right here, I will make it up. |
| 01:05:31 |
Splendid, good show, |
| 01:05:37 |
We haven't got it, how are you going to? |
| 01:05:43 |
Oh I see, you will use your herbs. |
| 01:05:47 |
Now Obelix go get some water. |
| 01:05:53 |
I'm always fetching and carrying, |
| 01:06:05 |
Legionaries! |
| 01:06:11 |
Attention, our enemies have lost |
| 01:06:17 |
the Gauls will not assist them, |
| 01:06:23 |
It will be a real pleasure, |
| 01:06:34 |
Well I guess it's ready. |
| 01:06:46 |
I can honestly say it's delicious. |
| 01:06:49 |
Now we just sit back and wait for |
| 01:06:57 |
Would you mind awfully if |
| 01:07:08 |
Legionaries! Form a square! |
| 01:07:15 |
Ready to attack! Form a triangle! |
| 01:07:21 |
Attack them! |
| 01:07:34 |
Halt there! We are here Romans. |
| 01:07:40 |
And we've eaten our magic potion. |
| 01:07:44 |
Who said you could form into a circle? |
| 01:07:47 |
He says they've got the magic potion! |
| 01:07:51 |
I don't mind fighting when we |
| 01:07:57 |
Beans must be cooked with tiny little |
| 01:08:01 |
then you need cheese and that's all. |
| 01:08:04 |
Now cut that out, attack! |
| 01:08:08 |
You heard him, attack, obey your chief, |
| 01:08:13 |
If you don't attack us then |
| 01:08:16 |
Obelix they are only guests here. |
| 01:08:22 |
They are coming |
| 01:08:25 |
Hey my teeth! Ah too late! |
| 01:08:39 |
Re-enlist, they told me, a chance |
| 01:08:44 |
You are a disgrace, |
| 01:08:51 |
Thanks to you Asterix and your magical |
| 01:08:58 |
Well you know it wasn't exactly |
| 01:09:03 |
I rather thought so. But all my warriors |
| 01:09:09 |
Send me some more of those herbs and |
| 01:09:15 |
I say, we'll hold a feast I your honour, |
| 01:09:21 |
with mint sauce and we'll have mounds |
| 01:09:27 |
No let's go home. |
| 01:09:31 |
Thank you we would like to stay but |
| 01:09:37 |
Obelix wait for me. |
| 01:09:40 |
I say that's what I call a Gaul, |
| 01:09:47 |
There are Gau-... Gau-, anyway they are |
| 01:09:55 |
There's Gauls you say? |
| 01:09:58 |
Asterix what is that pirate captain doing? |
| 01:10:03 |
This time I won, you're |
| 01:10:11 |
These pirates are crazy. |
| 01:10:38 |
Oh So you gave them something hot? |
| 01:10:43 |
I've still got some, Druid Getafix, |
| 01:10:48 |
Oh yes, it's called tea. It'll never |
