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Safari
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Coming up on 5:50 PM. |
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But first the weather. |
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No end in sight. |
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Rain and hail continues |
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"cheap safari" |
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17 degrees F in Paris |
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Elsewhere, a very hot summer |
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with a record 109 degrees F |
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Welcome to Africa, |
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This is where we were born. |
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My name is Richard Dacier |
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With me and my guide, Bako, |
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Go to the heart of the savannah. |
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You're expected, |
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A safari. |
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Which means, |
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a Dacier Safari |
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Chouchou, will you take a check? |
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Outskirts of Johannesburg |
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Bako will work it out. |
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It's hot. |
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It's usually hot, but now... |
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it's very, very hot. |
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I mean, compared to normal hot. |
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What? |
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Oh, I thought you... |
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Hello Chouchou. |
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Hi Bako. |
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How much? |
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$25,000. |
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Could Richard and I have a minute? |
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- To consider. |
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Consider away. |
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25 grand. How could you? |
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I had a fantastic hand. |
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I was Puff Daddy, cruising. |
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He had a straight with suits. |
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A straight flush. |
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Straight flunch? What's that? |
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They cheated. |
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No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye. |
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Your eagle needs glasses. |
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Cards are marked. |
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Weird. |
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No need to cheat to beat you. |
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Well? |
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Chouchou, we don't have 25. |
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Maybe 3. |
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What do you say? |
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I say he dies. |
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Unless you agree |
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to do a little favor |
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for Monsieur Charles. |
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Monsieur Charles! |
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Reload! |
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Pull-try! |
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Glad to see you, Dacier. |
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And it's not mutual! |
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Listen carefully. |
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north of Mapulanguene. |
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Six miles past |
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On Sunday, |
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at 4 PM. |
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Stop playing when I talk! |
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Please! |
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He never lets me play! |
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I want to jump out a window! |
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This is the ground floor. |
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Sorry. She's my niece. |
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Where were we? |
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Sunday at 4. |
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You deliver the case at 4. |
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you pick up another case. |
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And what's in the case? |
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Fruit bars and a bilboquet. |
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You really are dumb as a fence post. |
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A friend of mine, |
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who will sort of... |
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Where is he? |
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There! |
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This is Ralph Becker. |
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You scared me. |
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Do I have to go with these clowns? |
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It'll be fine. |
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A bus load of tourists in shorts |
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If that's all, maybe we should go. |
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He should go. |
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I always guide the tourists. |
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No, yeah. Yeah, he... |
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He's the safari specialist. |
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I just book them. |
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I haven't gone in 30 years. |
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Let me go. I'll do what you want. |
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Don't send Richard. |
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Bako... |
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I know all about your bond |
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Your friend would do anything |
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to get you back in one piece. |
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Am I right? |
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Bako... |
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You can do it, Richard. |
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Take my guide book, be careful, |
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I'm afraid. |
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Forget that word in the bush. |
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Bako, not the bush! |
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No! Not the bush! Bako! |
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Because of me, |
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I'll never make it, Bernardo. |
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Come on, Bernardo. |
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I can't learn the bush like that. |
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All right. |
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Chapter one. |
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Dangers of the Bush. |
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The big 5: |
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Lion, leopard, |
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Richard. |
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Dad? |
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You must help Bako. |
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It's your destiny. |
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You know I can't go to the bush. |
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You must do it. |
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And brush after every meal. |
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Yes, Dad. |
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Dad? |
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I'm going. |
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No, Bernardo. Not you. |
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You're just a child. |
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A monkey child, but a child. |
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DAD'S THlNGS |
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Hi! Richard Dacier. |
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Hakuna matata to you! |
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Answer, "Hakuna matata to you, too." |
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You're white. |
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Black at heart, |
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Africa is a cry |
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This way to the bus. |
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OK, ready? |
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Everyone comfortable? |
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Oh right. |
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This man took another flight. |
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His name is... |
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Jean. |
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Right. Easy to remember. |
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Jean what? |
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Jean. |
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So it's Mr. Jean Jean. |
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In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues. |
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Great! |
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Got a middle name? |
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Jean. |
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To the hotel? |
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No, the safari has begun. |
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The welcome toast in the brochure! |
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We all smell like the plane! |
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I don't. |
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Except Missy. Who wants a shower? |
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All right. |
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Drinks, showers. But quickly. |
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- Dacier, I got a feeling. |
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No A/C, right? |
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No. If I turn it on, |
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Mr. Dacier, on your web site |
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you speak a curious language. |
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It's Woolite. |
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Waoolite. |
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Do they study it in colleges? |
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No, in the field. It's complicated. |
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The peanuts taste like cold cuts. |
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Mine is the opposite. |
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Yes, Mom. I've arrived. |
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No, don't worry. |
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Not yet. |
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My Fanta is warm. |
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It's not Fanta. It's Banga. |
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My Banga is warm. |
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It's served warm here. Tradition. |
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What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean? |
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Sorry, you look like a dead fish. |
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Have I seen you before? |
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No. I don't think so. |
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Must be mistaken. |
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Everyone, party's over! |
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What party? |
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Everybody here? |
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No, Benoit is missing. |
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It's the... warm Banga. |
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- Mr. Dacier? |
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Can we be sure this safari |
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Right, the big 5. I know, I know. |
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It's not orals! |
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But I know the big 5. |
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Buffalo, elephant, rhino, |
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lion... and leopard. |
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Really want to? |
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No! The goal of a safari |
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Worst case, we could fall back |
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The big 4? What's that? |
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The 4 smallest creatures |
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Caterpillar, greenfly, |
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mites and lice. |
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Faced with a lion, |
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Oh, faced with... |
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The master, predator... |
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The boss. |
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- The owner. |
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Right, the lion. With a lion, |
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well, |
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you... |
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Never turn your back. |
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Right, that's it. |
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Don't turn around. That's it. |
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And baring your teeth is hostile. |
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Right. No teeth. |
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If it attacks us anyway? |
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Why would it? |
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If we get a lion |
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Lie down and play dead. |
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Are boas dangerous? |
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Bows? |
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No. |
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Well, depends on the bow. |
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There are different boas? |
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Of course. Ribbons. |
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Arrows, violins... |
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She means a bo-a. |
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Oh! Right, the boa, well... |
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Well that's... I mean, look out! |
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No danger. |
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Exactly. Look out, no danger at all. |
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Look, zebras! |
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- Where? |
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Can we stop? |
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Too dangerous in herds. |
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- There's only 2. |
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Dacier, you scared? |
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Stop, we take pictures. |
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Take the pictures, |
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Mr. Becker, if you don't mind, |
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Mix with the group, be a tourist. |
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I don't like tourists. |
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It's out of focus. |
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Mr. Dacier! |
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Take a picture of me and my wife? |
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You're too close! Careful. |
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No risk. They're like ponies. |
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Ponies aren't zebras. |
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Cats aren't cheetahs, |
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Be nice, come take a picture. |
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I got you. |
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Use the zoom. |
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Dacier! Over there. |
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We're being attacked! |
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- What's that? |
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Why that name? |
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Use the zoom. |
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They're ransacking the bus! |
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Wait! After they steal, |
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They cleaned us out. |
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They ate my toothpaste. |
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- Didn't clean up. |
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Sorry. |
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- I'm so sorry. |
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I can see that. |
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- They slapped me. |
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There's one still there! Bastard! |
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Relax, they're gone Becker. |
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You called Jean Jean "Becker"? |
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No, I said, |
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"It's OK, they're gone... |
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"Becare." |
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From the verb "to becare," |
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meaning... |
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"to share food." |
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Let's go! We have to be |
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- I got everything. |
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Oh no, I can't believe it. |
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- The one with Flying Blue miles? |
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Only natural. |
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- Why? |
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It was a joke, Bertrand. |
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Right. |
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Anyway, they don't have my PlN. |
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It was a joke, Magalie. |
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I know, I got it. |
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Mr. Dacier, |
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what do we do about..? |
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About? |
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Relieving ourselves. |
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Behind those trees, I guess. |
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Don't go too far. |
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All right. |
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What is it, crocodile? |
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No. Antelope, maybe. |
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It's solid, very solid. |
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Hyena, maybe. |
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No. Mr. Dacier, what is it? |
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Oscar Meyer weiners. |
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What's for dessert? |
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Animal crackers. |
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Want some? |
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I love to becare. |
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Not staying with us? |
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With you? No. |
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Strange guy. |
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Not a word all night. |
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The heat gets to him. |
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Disgusting. |
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Fire's warm. |
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Playing cards? |
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Feel like playing some poker? |
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I don't like poker. |
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Do a trick for us? |
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That's fun. |
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Fantastic. |
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The king's the father. |
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The son is the jack. |
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The goal's to find the father. |
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Right there. |
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Once again. |
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He must be there. |
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Where is the father? |
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Nowhere. |
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And you two? How did you meet? |
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- Bowling. |
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A baptism that took place |
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The parents are great bowlers. |
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So they had it there. |
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It was love at first sight. |
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Soon as I laid eyes on her, |
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No matter what the obstacles. |
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Ever since that day, I knew |
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who I was waiting for, |
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Beautiful. |
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Very romantic. |
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And you? |
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Me? |
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I got a strike. |
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I played with cheetahs! |
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Don't laugh, |
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- No, we haven't. |
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- You're an ER nurse. |
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What did I say? |
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It's true! I played with cheetahs! |
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Great, Benoit. |
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Tomorrow we leave at six. |
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- Five?! |
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Great! We sleep in! |
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There were 2 of them. |
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Unbelievable. |
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Bertrand? |
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Could you look elsewhere |
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Where? |
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North-northwest. |
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Where you from? |
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Peyrat-le-Chateau. |
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You know it? |
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Never heard of it. |
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You must know Beauvais. |
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I've heard the name. |
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They often speak |
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I truly feel Beauvais is among |
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That's at the Y, when I was a kid. |
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That's the National Tapestry Center. |
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See that smokestack? |
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Of course. |
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They make it in Beauvais. |
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You're so in love with your town. |
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Why did you come to Africa? |
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For the adventure. |
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When the impala is born, |
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he has only 15 minutes to stand |
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or he may be devoured |
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by savannah predators. |
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Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh? |
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These books were a great idea. |
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If someone told me, |
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you'd be here |
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- 35th. |
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- Our Benoit, surgeon-to-be! |
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My first operation |
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- In the garden? |
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In my home town. |
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Yeah, we know. |
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And our last gift. |
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This is too much. |
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An African safari? |
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A great trip. |
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I travel through books. |
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Look, you read Africa, |
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Stop reading the world, see it! |
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You're 35, stuck to the couch. |
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Go to Africa! Fuck! |
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Watch your language. |
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We're going to the Pezet's |
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Next year, I'll go to Chile. |
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Must be nice. |
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Must be. |
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What was that? |
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Please. |
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That. |
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Please. |
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It's nothing, kill it. |
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- You sure? |
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Sorry, Jean Jean, |
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it was an egg-bearer. |
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When you kill her, |
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They enter through your orifices. |
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Sleep with your pants on? |
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But some got up my nose. |
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Morning. Sleep well? |
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Come here, I have an announcement. |
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I have a little surprise for you. |
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Today, we're going to... |
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Mozambique! |
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Listen up, everyone. |
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All right. Today we're making |
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The Faundo village, right? |
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It's in the brochure. |
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Oh, right. The village. |
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What kind of village? |
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A Faundo village. |
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It's in the heart of the savannah, |
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A village untouched |
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despite frenetic globalization. |
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The Faundos. Having preserved |
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this primitive people is immune |
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- Momo. |
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Nothing wrong? |
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What? I 'm fine there. |
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What's that? |
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Enough. |
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Two weeks ago, Nikes. |
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Now it's the boxers. |
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Jawal, when Wembe's carrying corn, |
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get in there beside him! |
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Azaan, don't laugh. |
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it's a problem. |
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I keep telling you. |
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Turn off your cell phones! |
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The Faundo village, stands forgotten |
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in a hi-tech world. |
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Wow! Sounds so typical! |
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Let's go. |
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It is nice. Really a nice village. |
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But now that I know you, |
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I have something just for you. |
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A slight change of schedule, |
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and we can make a side trip to... |
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Excuse me. |
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Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours! |
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The Travel Office is watching you. |
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There are moles in your group! |
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To? |
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There are two seats for you. |
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You were interrupted. |
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Right, too far. |
| 00:27:04 |
A side trip too far? |
| 00:27:08 |
How do you feel about moles? |
| 00:27:10 |
Moles? What are you getting at? |
| 00:27:12 |
Neither do l. |
| 00:27:14 |
Why? We're going to see moles? |
| 00:27:17 |
Unless the moles see us. |
| 00:27:20 |
Not knowing we know! |
| 00:27:22 |
While watching, and not telling us |
| 00:27:26 |
African proverb? |
| 00:27:27 |
Are you OK? You look stressed out. |
| 00:27:32 |
Excuse me... |
| 00:27:40 |
No good... |
| 00:27:46 |
I get to Mozambique |
| 00:27:48 |
or I lose Bako. |
| 00:27:49 |
With the Faundo, there are moles. |
| 00:27:52 |
Who's he talking to? |
| 00:27:53 |
His engine. |
| 00:27:56 |
Is that normal? |
| 00:27:58 |
For men, yeah. |
| 00:28:00 |
The briefcase. |
| 00:28:03 |
Hi, Monsieur Charles. |
| 00:28:07 |
He'd never believe me. |
| 00:28:20 |
OK, whatever you want. |
| 00:28:24 |
Fine, bye. |
| 00:28:28 |
Change of plans! |
| 00:28:30 |
Guess who's coming to see us! |
| 00:28:33 |
Dacier! |
| 00:28:48 |
It's so beautiful. And so typical! |
| 00:28:52 |
- Can we talk? |
| 00:28:54 |
Hi, |
| 00:28:57 |
But they won't understand. |
| 00:29:05 |
- What is it? |
| 00:29:08 |
Pillagers! |
| 00:29:18 |
Is it Ringling Bros. all day |
| 00:29:38 |
Don't panic. |
| 00:29:40 |
It means, "Hands up." |
| 00:29:42 |
No, no breaks. |
| 00:29:45 |
- You told them hands up? |
| 00:29:47 |
Who are they? |
| 00:29:48 |
Pillagers. They're pillaging us. |
| 00:29:50 |
They have blue balls, too? |
| 00:29:54 |
Is it Waoolite? |
| 00:29:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:29:57 |
Go talk to them. |
| 00:29:59 |
OK, I'm going. |
| 00:30:11 |
Pinch me. |
| 00:30:13 |
Dacier! |
| 00:30:15 |
In the bush. You vaccinated? |
| 00:30:18 |
Don't overact. |
| 00:30:19 |
I'm not! We're so believable. |
| 00:30:21 |
I went to dramatic arts school! |
| 00:30:25 |
Look, just do |
| 00:30:29 |
Get the briefcase off the bus, |
| 00:30:30 |
from the jumpy guy with pimples. |
| 00:30:33 |
Then get out of here. |
| 00:30:43 |
This is it. |
| 00:30:46 |
Please, send my remains to Beauvais! |
| 00:30:51 |
You. |
| 00:30:52 |
Money. |
| 00:30:54 |
If you tear her clothes off, |
| 00:30:57 |
and play with her body... |
| 00:31:00 |
I mean, just in case. |
| 00:31:02 |
You not work video club |
| 00:31:05 |
in Dulban? |
| 00:31:06 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:31:10 |
You, mini-shit, |
| 00:31:13 |
Give it to me! |
| 00:31:16 |
- Drop them. |
| 00:31:18 |
Saving us, asshole. |
| 00:31:19 |
- Becker! |
| 00:31:24 |
Your friend is crazy! |
| 00:31:25 |
Hold this, bitch. |
| 00:31:26 |
Hey, I'm a student. |
| 00:31:29 |
He is! |
| 00:31:30 |
You're not a mini-shit. |
| 00:31:34 |
They're blanks. |
| 00:31:36 |
Yeah. No! |
| 00:31:37 |
Maybe they're Supermen. |
| 00:31:38 |
What is this shit? |
| 00:31:40 |
I don't know anymore. |
| 00:31:42 |
Jean Jean, |
| 00:31:44 |
Shut up. |
| 00:31:46 |
Everyone on the bus. Now. |
| 00:31:48 |
Now! |
| 00:31:52 |
Get out of here. |
| 00:31:57 |
You're finished. |
| 00:31:58 |
- Tour license revoked. |
| 00:32:01 |
Once in Paris, my report |
| 00:32:04 |
If you ever get there. |
| 00:32:05 |
You drive! |
| 00:32:07 |
- Why? |
| 00:32:08 |
OK, Jean Jean Jean. |
| 00:32:09 |
Becker, dufus! |
| 00:32:12 |
Becker Dufus. Good name. |
| 00:32:15 |
Get this straight. |
| 00:32:16 |
My name's not Jean. |
| 00:32:19 |
And I have business with you |
| 00:32:22 |
Once it's over, go fuck yourselves. |
| 00:32:25 |
Anybody makes a move on me, |
| 00:32:28 |
I'll kill him. |
| 00:32:29 |
So smile. We're crossing the border. |
| 00:32:32 |
And there is no briefcase, got it? |
| 00:32:35 |
I didn't hear you! |
| 00:32:58 |
Turn the engine off. |
| 00:33:04 |
Hello, Officer. |
| 00:33:05 |
We'd like to visit your great land, |
| 00:33:08 |
to glimpse the 1001 wonders |
| 00:33:11 |
You talk a lot. |
| 00:33:13 |
Everybody out. |
| 00:33:33 |
Nothing to declare? |
| 00:33:35 |
No, Mr. Briefcase. |
| 00:33:38 |
Briefcase? |
| 00:33:39 |
No! Pencil case. |
| 00:33:41 |
- He said toothpaste. |
| 00:33:43 |
Fast pace? |
| 00:33:44 |
Chevy Chase? |
| 00:33:45 |
Shut up! |
| 00:34:00 |
You! |
| 00:34:02 |
Not your 1st time in Mozambique. |
| 00:34:04 |
Yes, it is. I swear. |
| 00:34:06 |
You sell calendars? |
| 00:34:09 |
We all have a double somewhere. |
| 00:34:11 |
Like my butcher. |
| 00:34:13 |
His double is Madonna. |
| 00:34:16 |
Sir? |
| 00:34:17 |
You dropped your wallet. |
| 00:34:29 |
All right, you can go. |
| 00:34:54 |
What did I say? No stopping! |
| 00:34:57 |
There's something in the way. |
| 00:34:59 |
A camcorder. |
| 00:35:01 |
Maybe security, |
| 00:35:04 |
Weird. |
| 00:35:05 |
Dacier, |
| 00:35:07 |
go get it. |
| 00:35:09 |
The tall grass. I'm wearing shorts. |
| 00:35:11 |
Go. |
| 00:35:37 |
A Japanese guy, all alone. |
| 00:35:40 |
Deep in the bush? |
| 00:35:42 |
Out of my way. |
| 00:35:53 |
The Japanese and their pictures. |
| 00:35:55 |
Not very bright. |
| 00:36:02 |
The same one. |
| 00:36:03 |
He knows we know what he did. |
| 00:36:05 |
He wants no witnesses. |
| 00:36:12 |
Drive, or I'll shoot! |
| 00:36:13 |
It will charge us! |
| 00:36:14 |
He wants to rub the bus. |
| 00:36:16 |
Maybe he thinks it's a female. |
| 00:36:18 |
Stay calm. |
| 00:36:20 |
- Like he wasn't there. |
| 00:36:24 |
Relax. Here's what we do. |
| 00:36:27 |
Don't stare, or turn around. |
| 00:36:30 |
Don't bare your teeth. |
| 00:36:32 |
- It's not a lion. |
| 00:36:34 |
He'll turn us over. |
| 00:36:39 |
He can't know me, he can't. |
| 00:36:47 |
Don't move. |
| 00:36:53 |
I don't want him to touch me! |
| 00:36:56 |
Don't move! |
| 00:36:59 |
Get him away, Dacier! |
| 00:37:03 |
Get him away! |
| 00:37:13 |
He's sucking him! |
| 00:37:15 |
Leave me alone, please. |
| 00:37:26 |
Drive, Benoit! Drive! |
| 00:37:29 |
Let's go, fast. |
| 00:37:39 |
- Strange. |
| 00:37:41 |
The scenery's not moving. |
| 00:37:49 |
Dacier! Do something! |
| 00:37:51 |
I'll talk to him. |
| 00:37:58 |
Put it down! Down! |
| 00:38:00 |
That's not yours! |
| 00:38:04 |
Go away! |
| 00:38:07 |
- Any sandwiches? |
| 00:38:09 |
Drop it! |
| 00:38:14 |
Go away! |
| 00:38:15 |
Come on, Dumbo! |
| 00:38:22 |
Go, Benoit! |
| 00:38:23 |
Don't bother saying thank you. |
| 00:38:32 |
Want a kleenex? |
| 00:38:34 |
Stop. |
| 00:38:35 |
Stop! |
| 00:38:37 |
Everyone out! |
| 00:38:50 |
Faster! Move it! |
| 00:38:55 |
Line up in front of me. |
| 00:39:01 |
Hang on, |
| 00:39:03 |
they're not involved. |
| 00:39:04 |
I didn't say a word, right? |
| 00:39:07 |
You can't kill us, just like that. |
| 00:39:09 |
I always found you nice. |
| 00:39:12 |
Turn around! |
| 00:39:13 |
Mr. Becker, |
| 00:39:15 |
I'm a doctor. Let me help. |
| 00:39:17 |
It starts in childhood. |
| 00:39:19 |
Violent parents, peer pressure. |
| 00:39:22 |
No girlfriend? |
| 00:39:23 |
I see your discomfort. |
| 00:39:25 |
We'll talk. |
| 00:39:27 |
I said turn around! |
| 00:39:29 |
Why? |
| 00:39:34 |
We're all dead. |
| 00:39:37 |
I got to take a piss! |
| 00:39:41 |
You are all so fucking stupid. |
| 00:39:52 |
- We have to act. |
| 00:39:53 |
I'm no kid. |
| 00:39:59 |
It's not a bladder, it's a well! |
| 00:40:04 |
- Tell him there's a lion. |
| 00:40:09 |
All done! |
| 00:40:13 |
Becker, behind you! |
| 00:40:16 |
What? A lion, right? |
| 00:40:19 |
I heard you whispering. |
| 00:40:32 |
Dacier, do something. |
| 00:40:33 |
Slowly, let's get on the bus. |
| 00:40:36 |
And remember, don't turn your teeth |
| 00:41:06 |
What's he doing? |
| 00:41:08 |
Coming this way. |
| 00:41:25 |
- How long do they digest? |
| 00:41:28 |
After a good meal, |
| 00:41:31 |
Lions take up to 12 hours. |
| 00:41:34 |
We can't wait. |
| 00:41:40 |
He won't go. |
| 00:41:41 |
Try the wiper fluid. |
| 00:41:52 |
He won't go. |
| 00:41:54 |
Blow the horn, loud. |
| 00:41:59 |
I'll try it. |
| 00:42:05 |
He won't go. |
| 00:42:09 |
Try this. |
| 00:42:19 |
Beauvais, |
| 00:42:20 |
constructed in 1587 |
| 00:42:23 |
by Archduke de Grandpierre. |
| 00:42:25 |
At 82 feet above sea level, |
| 00:42:29 |
Beauvais is the most elevated |
| 00:42:33 |
The city ramparts were completed |
| 00:42:36 |
in 1681, under Henry Vlll. |
| 00:42:39 |
Sock capital of the world, |
| 00:42:41 |
It is fucking boring. |
| 00:42:43 |
Ralph Becker |
| 00:42:46 |
Leave a message at the tone. |
| 00:42:48 |
What's going on, Becker? |
| 00:42:52 |
Chouchou, |
| 00:42:54 |
you have feminine intuition? |
| 00:42:55 |
It's not my strongest suit. |
| 00:42:58 |
I have it. And it tells me |
| 00:43:01 |
And I'm a cool guy. |
| 00:43:02 |
True, boss. You're very cool. |
| 00:43:04 |
Yeah, but I feel |
| 00:43:08 |
Coming back to me, my dark side, |
| 00:43:10 |
I feel. |
| 00:43:28 |
Why didn't he eat the head? |
| 00:43:30 |
Maybe it's like us with shrimp. |
| 00:43:33 |
Could be. |
| 00:43:35 |
Maybe it's the hair. |
| 00:43:36 |
I hate artichoke hairs. |
| 00:43:42 |
Now that the funeral is over, |
| 00:43:44 |
could you fill us in? |
| 00:43:47 |
What's this about? |
| 00:43:48 |
I'll tell you but don't panic |
| 00:43:52 |
"mafia". |
| 00:43:54 |
$25,000... |
| 00:43:55 |
A bus full of tourists. |
| 00:43:58 |
Bako! |
| 00:43:59 |
Hakuna matata! |
| 00:44:01 |
Disgusting! |
| 00:44:02 |
You used us! |
| 00:44:04 |
Like guinea pigs! |
| 00:44:06 |
She's right. |
| 00:44:09 |
unjustifiable, contemptible! |
| 00:44:13 |
The safari is over. |
| 00:44:14 |
Take us to Johannesburg, |
| 00:44:16 |
We're not involved. |
| 00:44:18 |
Not to defend him, |
| 00:44:22 |
Remi is right. |
| 00:44:23 |
I have to deliver the case. |
| 00:44:25 |
- Look what's inside! |
| 00:44:28 |
Either you end up headcheese, |
| 00:44:32 |
or come with me. |
| 00:44:37 |
Dacier! |
| 00:44:41 |
I don't like doing this, but I am! |
| 00:44:43 |
Now I decide. |
| 00:44:46 |
Magalie, I'm a doctor. I can help. |
| 00:44:48 |
Shut up. |
| 00:44:50 |
Magalie, |
| 00:44:52 |
you can't kill a man. |
| 00:44:54 |
I don't care, I've lost it. |
| 00:44:56 |
Magalie, |
| 00:44:57 |
I've always thought of you |
| 00:45:00 |
In fact, I never got |
| 00:45:03 |
that shitbag, Michel. |
| 00:45:05 |
Good taxi driver, |
| 00:45:07 |
- Leave him out of it. |
| 00:45:11 |
I don't for a second |
| 00:45:19 |
What do we tell the customers |
| 00:45:22 |
AKA Becker, or the Headless Man? |
| 00:45:27 |
We're done for. |
| 00:45:28 |
Wait. |
| 00:45:29 |
Those customers. |
| 00:45:31 |
They might not know |
| 00:45:46 |
Bertrand? |
| 00:45:47 |
Thanks. When you stopped me |
| 00:45:52 |
Really? It... |
| 00:45:55 |
In 10 years working with you |
| 00:46:03 |
Drippy, if you prefer. |
| 00:46:05 |
But you were solid. |
| 00:46:09 |
Don't call Michel a shitbag. |
| 00:46:12 |
Roger, Magalie. |
| 00:46:16 |
You knew he was cheating? |
| 00:46:19 |
I might be... |
| 00:46:21 |
but I'm not blind. |
| 00:46:56 |
The meet is 1/4 mile away. I'll go. |
| 00:46:58 |
- I'm coming. |
| 00:47:00 |
You're not credible as Becker. |
| 00:47:02 |
I'll be Dacier, he'll be Becker. |
| 00:47:04 |
You're too young to be Becker. |
| 00:47:06 |
- I could be Becker. |
| 00:47:08 |
- Which am l? |
| 00:47:10 |
I'm not Dacier? |
| 00:47:11 |
You're Becker. Bertrand's Dacier. |
| 00:47:13 |
I'm sick of this! |
| 00:47:16 |
She's right. |
| 00:47:18 |
And Dacier is Becker. |
| 00:47:20 |
Bertrand, it's too risky. |
| 00:47:22 |
I'm going. |
| 00:47:25 |
- Sit down, kid. |
| 00:47:27 |
You're too young to die. |
| 00:47:31 |
Really? |
| 00:47:32 |
We might die? |
| 00:47:56 |
What time is it? |
| 00:47:59 |
4 PM. |
| 00:48:01 |
I'm Becker, right? |
| 00:48:03 |
No. I mean, yes. |
| 00:48:07 |
Strange silence. |
| 00:48:31 |
Are we late? |
| 00:48:38 |
I'll quit deking you. |
| 00:48:42 |
I'm Hammal, leader of |
| 00:48:46 |
I studied in Canada, eh? |
| 00:48:49 |
But enough about me. |
| 00:48:51 |
We are running late. |
| 00:48:53 |
Two years ago, |
| 00:48:55 |
I was a trader in Toronto. |
| 00:48:57 |
All day long. But I knew |
| 00:48:59 |
I wasn't about bucks. |
| 00:49:01 |
One night in my jacuzzi, |
| 00:49:05 |
It was Celine. |
| 00:49:07 |
Dion? |
| 00:49:09 |
Laurentides. |
| 00:49:12 |
She said, with that pile |
| 00:49:15 |
make a putsch! |
| 00:49:17 |
A putsch! |
| 00:49:21 |
Which one is Becker? |
| 00:49:23 |
Him. |
| 00:49:24 |
Yeah, it's me. That's right. |
| 00:49:26 |
I'm Ralph Becker, |
| 00:49:33 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:49:35 |
Monsieur Charles told me about you. |
| 00:49:37 |
He loves you shookums. |
| 00:49:39 |
It's mutual. |
| 00:49:40 |
Let's mush. |
| 00:49:41 |
Can I check? |
| 00:49:43 |
The case. |
| 00:49:45 |
Of course. |
| 00:49:54 |
Nice animal. |
| 00:49:56 |
Yeah, it is a blast. |
| 00:50:04 |
- For Monsieur Charles. |
| 00:50:07 |
All right, well, |
| 00:50:10 |
Yeah, let's go. |
| 00:50:17 |
You're a trip, Becker. |
| 00:50:21 |
Yeah, he is funny. |
| 00:50:39 |
Nice laughing, eh? |
| 00:50:45 |
What work? |
| 00:50:47 |
Installing the guidance system |
| 00:50:50 |
Thanks to you, |
| 00:50:53 |
we'll putsch! |
| 00:50:55 |
This is an important moment |
| 00:50:57 |
To celebrate this historic event, |
| 00:51:00 |
the future national anthem |
| 00:51:45 |
Get to work. |
| 00:51:55 |
Know anything about missiles? |
| 00:51:57 |
Very little. |
| 00:52:00 |
OK, I'm going to reboot it. |
| 00:52:03 |
Reboot it? |
| 00:52:04 |
It's on that button. |
| 00:52:06 |
Oh right. |
| 00:52:11 |
Mode reboot, OK! |
| 00:52:14 |
It doesn't seem complicated. |
| 00:52:17 |
I'll plug that in there. |
| 00:52:20 |
Hang on. How many holes are there? |
| 00:52:23 |
Four. |
| 00:52:25 |
Eight plugs. |
| 00:52:27 |
This is no good. We'll all die. |
| 00:52:29 |
That's no help. |
| 00:52:35 |
I can't. |
| 00:52:37 |
Bravo! |
| 00:52:40 |
Thank you. |
| 00:52:41 |
That's good. |
| 00:52:44 |
Now we're ready to... |
| 00:52:46 |
To... |
| 00:52:48 |
Plug in the video and reverse poles. |
| 00:52:55 |
This plug, |
| 00:52:57 |
could go there. How's that feel? |
| 00:52:59 |
Like I'm going to faint. |
| 00:53:01 |
Or vomit. |
| 00:53:03 |
- Let's take a break. |
| 00:53:11 |
- Something wrong? |
| 00:53:14 |
Just taking a break. |
| 00:53:15 |
Doing a purge. |
| 00:53:17 |
Obviously. We have to purge. |
| 00:53:19 |
It's Chinese, so it needs purging. |
| 00:53:30 |
OK, purge is over. Let's go. |
| 00:53:40 |
I'll try blue in blue. |
| 00:53:50 |
Bravo! |
| 00:53:56 |
Hear a noise? |
| 00:53:58 |
It sounds like a coffee machine. |
| 00:54:04 |
Smoke's coming out, |
| 00:54:07 |
Becker, is that fog |
| 00:54:10 |
Yes, quite normal. |
| 00:54:12 |
Normal for post-purge. |
| 00:54:23 |
Becker, there's more and more fog. |
| 00:54:28 |
Becker? |
| 00:54:31 |
Is there a purge problem? |
| 00:54:46 |
Tabarnac! |
| 00:54:57 |
Dacier, give me your hand! |
| 00:55:01 |
Any problems? |
| 00:55:03 |
Answer me. |
| 00:55:04 |
What's this money? |
| 00:55:06 |
Bertrand. They gave it to you? |
| 00:55:16 |
Yes, good. Good. |
| 00:55:25 |
Rockets! |
| 00:55:28 |
They're firing rockets at us! |
| 00:55:30 |
- What should I do? |
| 00:55:32 |
It's floored. I'm doing 40! |
| 00:55:46 |
Didn't adjust for the northeaster. |
| 00:56:03 |
Benoit, look out! |
| 00:56:05 |
I can't see! |
| 00:56:21 |
- Back up. |
| 00:56:22 |
Back up! |
| 00:56:23 |
We're too heavy. |
| 00:56:26 |
Bail it out! |
| 00:56:27 |
It's no good. We have to get out. |
| 00:56:29 |
Bail! |
| 00:56:32 |
It's no use! |
| 00:56:37 |
Listen to me! |
| 00:56:38 |
Another one's coming! |
| 00:56:47 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:56:58 |
Monsieur Charles? |
| 00:56:59 |
This is Youssouf. |
| 00:57:01 |
Everything OK? |
| 00:57:02 |
I'm keeping my shorts on. |
| 00:57:04 |
- But I'm rather cross. |
| 00:57:22 |
Richard couldn't do that. |
| 00:57:24 |
He played bushophobic. |
| 00:57:26 |
"I'm afraid of lions and antelope!" |
| 00:57:28 |
He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods. |
| 00:57:31 |
Stole my money! |
| 00:57:32 |
Richard did that? |
| 00:57:34 |
Yeah, and he got himself killed. |
| 00:57:36 |
The dumbshit. |
| 00:57:43 |
Wait! We lost Dacier. |
| 00:57:53 |
- He's dead? |
| 00:57:56 |
And I owe a million dollars! |
| 00:57:58 |
Richard can't have died like that. |
| 00:58:01 |
You deaf? He's dead. |
| 00:58:05 |
Did you at least try calling him? |
| 00:58:15 |
There! |
| 00:58:55 |
He is kind of far away. |
| 00:59:04 |
What happened? |
| 00:59:14 |
Let's hide. They'll find us. |
| 00:59:27 |
I must be dreaming. |
| 00:59:32 |
I'm saying you did great. |
| 00:59:35 |
You pick up in the shower? |
| 00:59:36 |
Not often. |
| 00:59:37 |
Got my money? |
| 00:59:39 |
Yes, I have your million dollars. |
| 00:59:42 |
Finally, good news. |
| 00:59:43 |
You'll bring it to Johannesburg. |
| 00:59:46 |
Right, Bako? |
| 00:59:47 |
Richard, you're alive? |
| 00:59:50 |
Tuesday at noon. |
| 01:00:09 |
Dacier, why not take a normal road |
| 01:00:13 |
Here they can't find us. |
| 01:00:16 |
No one will, Dacier. |
| 01:00:19 |
We will. Look, there are steps. |
| 01:00:23 |
There's no bannister! |
| 01:00:27 |
That's it. I'm freezing up. |
| 01:00:29 |
I'm leaving my body! |
| 01:00:33 |
Stay close to the wall. |
| 01:00:35 |
Remi's right. Be one with the rock! |
| 01:00:38 |
"Be one with the rock"? |
| 01:00:41 |
I can't make it! |
| 01:00:44 |
All right! |
| 01:00:46 |
Benoit, you can make it. |
| 01:01:02 |
How many feet down is it, Bertrand? |
| 01:01:05 |
I don't know. |
| 01:01:15 |
It's not very high. |
| 01:01:18 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:01:22 |
No way. |
| 01:01:25 |
Give me your hand. |
| 01:01:26 |
On three! |
| 01:01:27 |
What's that mean? |
| 01:01:29 |
Three jump or on three? |
| 01:01:32 |
One... |
| 01:01:33 |
Two... |
| 01:01:35 |
Three! |
| 01:01:40 |
Four! |
| 01:01:54 |
You did it. I'm proud. |
| 01:01:56 |
We almost died 200 times. |
| 01:01:59 |
There were some down sides, |
| 01:02:03 |
we've seen lots of scenery |
| 01:02:07 |
Even very, very close up. |
| 01:02:09 |
Some weren't even in the brochure! |
| 01:02:13 |
Dacier, so you know, |
| 01:02:16 |
I'm hesitating between indignation |
| 01:02:20 |
We'll find a place to camp, dry off. |
| 01:02:24 |
So what? |
| 01:02:25 |
Does that cost extra? |
| 01:02:27 |
We haven't gone mushrooming yet. |
| 01:02:29 |
We can still walk 3 hours. |
| 01:02:31 |
Can't let them catch up. |
| 01:02:33 |
We're alive for now. |
| 01:02:36 |
Can I say something? |
| 01:02:37 |
Sure, this is a democracy. |
| 01:02:40 |
I'm sick of it! |
| 01:02:42 |
Text book. |
| 01:02:43 |
She needs to externalize. |
| 01:02:46 |
She'll list each shock. |
| 01:02:47 |
Elephant, blueballs, pillagers, |
| 01:02:49 |
Becker, the rockets, the waterfall. |
| 01:02:53 |
- What do we do? |
| 01:02:54 |
She should insult you first. |
| 01:02:57 |
- Fabienne... |
| 01:02:59 |
Totally text book. |
| 01:03:01 |
Katanga, Waoolite, bullshit. |
| 01:03:03 |
Right, she did. |
| 01:03:05 |
Now it's our turn. |
| 01:03:06 |
Bunch of rednecks! |
| 01:03:10 |
What do we do now? |
| 01:03:13 |
That. |
| 01:03:14 |
Good initiative. |
| 01:03:16 |
- Don't thank him! It hurts. |
| 01:03:18 |
Had to calm you down. Feel better? |
| 01:03:20 |
No, it hurts. |
| 01:03:32 |
Bertrand, |
| 01:03:34 |
I got like a sock in my mouth. |
| 01:03:39 |
A snake! |
| 01:03:41 |
It bit Magalie! |
| 01:03:44 |
What do we do, Benoit? |
| 01:03:46 |
My teeth are going away. |
| 01:03:48 |
I don't know. |
| 01:03:49 |
My neck's unscrewing! |
| 01:03:51 |
- You're a doctor! |
| 01:03:53 |
My tongue is crumbling. |
| 01:03:55 |
Venimex, cauterize, urine! |
| 01:03:57 |
- I have Venimex. |
| 01:03:59 |
- I don't have to. |
| 01:04:01 |
Stop! |
| 01:04:03 |
If anyone is to urinate on her, |
| 01:04:06 |
I owe her that much. |
| 01:04:33 |
I think the poison |
| 01:04:36 |
She is elsewhere. |
| 01:04:37 |
Sure, but where? |
| 01:04:40 |
Got you, Dacier! |
| 01:04:42 |
Ski lodge. |
| 01:04:43 |
Come on, woosy! |
| 01:04:45 |
Come on, a snowball fight! |
| 01:04:47 |
Magalie, stop it. Stop! |
| 01:04:49 |
- Let go. |
| 01:04:52 |
I'll handle this. |
| 01:04:53 |
- Come on. |
| 01:04:59 |
Strange, I feel like |
| 01:05:04 |
You too? |
| 01:05:06 |
Forget it. |
| 01:05:08 |
- You saw me in... |
| 01:05:11 |
In the plane. |
| 01:05:13 |
OK, I'll drop it. |
| 01:05:17 |
Listen, you might think |
| 01:05:22 |
but I actually... |
| 01:05:24 |
I wanted to say that... |
| 01:05:27 |
I know what you mean. |
| 01:05:30 |
Me too. |
| 01:05:35 |
There you are, kids. |
| 01:05:51 |
Great girl, huh? |
| 01:05:53 |
Back home, they'd say terractive. |
| 01:05:56 |
A terror and attractive. |
| 01:05:58 |
Terractive. I've heard that. |
| 01:06:02 |
Where are you from? |
| 01:06:03 |
Peyrat-le-Chateau, small town. |
| 01:06:05 |
I can't believe it. |
| 01:06:09 |
- Been to France? |
| 01:06:11 |
My father sent me, |
| 01:06:15 |
to Peyrat-le-Chateau, |
| 01:06:19 |
I did this girl |
| 01:06:23 |
She was terractive! |
| 01:06:25 |
What was her name? |
| 01:06:28 |
Nicole, that's it! |
| 01:06:29 |
- Nicole Chantirier. |
| 01:06:34 |
How did you know? |
| 01:06:36 |
She's my mother. |
| 01:06:37 |
Your mother? |
| 01:06:39 |
Nicole Chantirier |
| 01:06:44 |
Sure she's your mom? |
| 01:06:45 |
The woman fussing around me |
| 01:06:49 |
Hang on, let's not get crazy. |
| 01:06:52 |
Nicole Chantirier |
| 01:06:54 |
in a Peyrat-le-Chateau gym in '85, |
| 01:06:56 |
might be more than one. |
| 01:06:58 |
Mr. Dacier? |
| 01:07:00 |
I set up camp! |
| 01:07:21 |
Benoit, let me have your place |
| 01:07:24 |
and sleep in my shelter? |
| 01:07:26 |
Why? |
| 01:07:28 |
I'm a little scared on my own. |
| 01:07:30 |
I'd feel safer here. |
| 01:07:32 |
You know, I'm a girl. |
| 01:07:35 |
Why? |
| 01:07:44 |
Oh, all right! |
| 01:07:57 |
I won't tell. |
| 01:07:59 |
Thanks Benoit. |
| 01:08:06 |
Mum's the word! |
| 01:08:21 |
I'm flattered you trusted me. |
| 01:08:32 |
I get it. |
| 01:08:34 |
Didn't see that coming. |
| 01:10:04 |
Nicole, you're so terractive. |
| 01:10:08 |
Dad? |
| 01:10:18 |
It can't be. |
| 01:10:28 |
It can't be. |
| 01:10:30 |
Last night, I had an incredible |
| 01:10:33 |
Fantastic. |
| 01:10:39 |
Morning everyone. |
| 01:10:41 |
Sleep well? |
| 01:10:42 |
Bertrand, |
| 01:10:45 |
how old do you think Remi is? |
| 01:10:48 |
I don't know, 21, 22, 23. |
| 01:10:51 |
Why do you ask? |
| 01:10:52 |
No reason. |
| 01:10:55 |
Morning, Magalie. |
| 01:10:57 |
Sleep well? |
| 01:10:59 |
Feeling better? |
| 01:11:00 |
You had us worried yesterday. |
| 01:11:03 |
You all right? |
| 01:11:04 |
I'm fine. |
| 01:11:06 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:11:08 |
Just fine. |
| 01:11:11 |
If not, you should tell us. |
| 01:11:14 |
Really, I'm fine. |
| 01:11:16 |
Magalie, where are we? |
| 01:11:19 |
What country? |
| 01:11:22 |
Africa? |
| 01:11:23 |
Good. |
| 01:11:27 |
Hot. |
| 01:11:31 |
She's cured. All is well. |
| 01:11:34 |
Come on, Magalie. |
| 01:11:36 |
Hot out today. |
| 01:11:38 |
Hakuna matata. |
| 01:11:54 |
Something wrong? |
| 01:11:55 |
I'm fine. |
| 01:12:00 |
Wait up. |
| 01:12:04 |
Here, it's all I have left. |
| 01:12:09 |
Want me to be lookout? |
| 01:12:11 |
No, I'll manage. |
| 01:12:13 |
Take five. |
| 01:12:18 |
Why do you say that? |
| 01:12:20 |
So they'll know. |
| 01:12:28 |
Excuse me, Fabienne. |
| 01:12:29 |
Don't be mad. |
| 01:12:31 |
I feel like I've met you, too. |
| 01:12:36 |
- Eating at you? |
| 01:12:38 |
Naturally. |
| 01:13:18 |
It's taken! |
| 01:13:22 |
What's taking him? |
| 01:13:24 |
Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed. |
| 01:13:26 |
Relapse. |
| 01:13:27 |
The mountain is our friend. |
| 01:13:31 |
Let's call the ski patrol. |
| 01:13:33 |
Right, that's what we do! |
| 01:13:35 |
Not nice, Fabienne. |
| 01:13:37 |
Just a little fun. |
| 01:14:22 |
What? |
| 01:14:25 |
Nothing. |
| 01:14:26 |
All right, let's move out. |
| 01:14:45 |
No other road? |
| 01:14:47 |
Sure, |
| 01:14:49 |
we can go around. |
| 01:14:51 |
It's only 30 feet across. |
| 01:14:52 |
It's hot. A swim will do us good. |
| 01:14:55 |
The faster the better. |
| 01:14:57 |
- Can everyone swim? |
| 01:14:59 |
OK, everyone follow me. |
| 01:15:25 |
Feels good. |
| 01:15:27 |
Can we stay a while? |
| 01:15:29 |
No, keep going! Hurry! |
| 01:15:32 |
Remi! Come on! |
| 01:15:33 |
I'm taking my shoes off! Fungus! |
| 01:15:35 |
No, come on! |
| 01:15:36 |
OK, I'm coming. Don't get upset. |
| 01:15:39 |
Hurry up! |
| 01:15:41 |
Come on! Quick! |
| 01:15:43 |
Get out of there! Right now! |
| 01:15:55 |
Dacier! |
| 01:16:02 |
Crocodiles! |
| 01:16:03 |
Help! |
| 01:16:09 |
Bako, help! |
| 01:16:12 |
Float on your back! |
| 01:16:15 |
Remi! |
| 01:16:17 |
Float on your back! |
| 01:16:19 |
Richard! |
| 01:16:20 |
On your back! |
| 01:16:22 |
On your back, kid! |
| 01:16:24 |
- They'll eat him! |
| 01:16:28 |
I can't. |
| 01:16:29 |
Bako, I can't hang on! |
| 01:16:35 |
Don't let go! |
| 01:16:36 |
Don't let go, Richard! |
| 01:16:39 |
Swim! |
| 01:16:51 |
I'll never come back |
| 01:16:55 |
Never! |
| 01:17:11 |
Dacier? |
| 01:17:20 |
He gave his life for yours. |
| 01:17:24 |
I can't believe it. |
| 01:17:30 |
We never got to say farewell. |
| 01:17:33 |
Only knew you a little Richard. |
| 01:17:36 |
Sorry. |
| 01:17:37 |
It just came out. |
| 01:17:41 |
If we're still alive |
| 01:17:44 |
it's thanks to him. |
| 01:17:47 |
Well, he did get us |
| 01:17:50 |
Seriously, as soon as someone dies |
| 01:17:54 |
I say it's a little hypocritical. |
| 01:17:57 |
Ready to go? |
| 01:18:00 |
Dacier? |
| 01:18:02 |
You thawed out? |
| 01:18:06 |
Thanks for all you said, |
| 01:18:09 |
Except for you. That wasn't so hot. |
| 01:18:13 |
Excuse me, I'd like to speak |
| 01:18:26 |
I know. It's no use saying it. |
| 01:18:28 |
Yes, it is. |
| 01:18:30 |
My name is Remi Perronne. |
| 01:18:33 |
If you'd stayed in France, |
| 01:18:39 |
I would be Remi Dacier. |
| 01:18:50 |
Can I hug you? |
| 01:18:53 |
Well... |
| 01:18:54 |
I get it. You're timid. |
| 01:18:57 |
So am l. |
| 01:18:58 |
Must be hereditary. |
| 01:19:00 |
No, go ahead. I want you to. |
| 01:19:04 |
Dad. |
| 01:19:08 |
Dad. |
| 01:19:15 |
I missed you so much. |
| 01:19:18 |
Stop. |
| 01:19:20 |
You didn't even know I existed. |
| 01:19:23 |
But I knew something was missing. |
| 01:19:25 |
My little kid. |
| 01:19:27 |
I'm not a little kid! |
| 01:19:42 |
Everything OK? |
| 01:19:45 |
I just had a child. |
| 01:19:53 |
Right, of course. |
| 01:19:55 |
Why do I bother asking? |
| 01:20:01 |
So tell me, |
| 01:20:06 |
They've been gone a long time. |
| 01:20:09 |
My dad went into the bush, after |
| 01:20:14 |
He never came back. |
| 01:20:16 |
My mom never recovered, |
| 01:20:18 |
I came back to run the business, |
| 01:20:25 |
Is it still far? |
| 01:20:27 |
According to my maps, not far. |
| 01:20:29 |
How far is not far? I'm tired! |
| 01:20:31 |
Well logically, right now, |
| 01:20:33 |
we should be... |
| 01:20:36 |
- In the desert. |
| 01:20:40 |
Not on my map. |
| 01:20:41 |
It's not on my map! |
| 01:20:42 |
Sure, but we're here. |
| 01:21:27 |
The snow is so dry. |
| 01:21:29 |
Quit it, Magalie. Please. |
| 01:21:31 |
Magalie. |
| 01:21:34 |
Come back, my love. |
| 01:21:35 |
Don't give up. |
| 01:21:41 |
Who are they? |
| 01:22:28 |
We're naked. |
| 01:22:32 |
Dacier? |
| 01:22:33 |
What will they do? |
| 01:22:35 |
I don't know, |
| 01:22:38 |
This isn't good. |
| 01:22:41 |
How do you feel? |
| 01:22:42 |
I'm sore, like I've been skiing |
| 01:22:48 |
Hear that? They're Waoolites. |
| 01:22:50 |
No, that's not possible. |
| 01:22:52 |
No, not the bag! |
| 01:22:54 |
Not the bag! |
| 01:22:55 |
Not the money! |
| 01:22:57 |
Bako. |
| 01:23:12 |
Betty Love. |
| 01:23:15 |
No. Not here. |
| 01:23:20 |
Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain, |
| 01:23:23 |
your time has come. |
| 01:23:26 |
Prepare to die by firing squad! |
| 01:23:28 |
Do you have a last wish? |
| 01:23:30 |
Yes. |
| 01:23:32 |
One last taste of love's pleasures. |
| 01:23:48 |
Well? |
| 01:23:49 |
Marie-Antoinette, |
| 01:23:51 |
Queen of France, |
| 01:23:54 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:23:55 |
And it's a Trojan horse, |
| 01:23:58 |
That was my last film. I'm done. |
| 01:24:00 |
Wait. |
| 01:24:02 |
You must read this. |
| 01:24:05 |
What is it? |
| 01:24:06 |
A masterpiece. |
| 01:24:08 |
I cried. |
| 01:24:11 |
What's it about? |
| 01:24:13 |
It's about a man with no past, |
| 01:24:17 |
bit by a radioactive rabbit. |
| 01:24:20 |
And then? |
| 01:24:22 |
He turns into... |
| 01:24:25 |
Ride-her-man! |
| 01:24:27 |
I really need a vacation. |
| 01:24:31 |
Betty Love! |
| 01:24:35 |
Oh right, OK... |
| 01:24:38 |
No, I never heard of that. |
| 01:24:40 |
Oh yes! Oh yes! |
| 01:24:44 |
Harder, faster! |
| 01:24:46 |
I never would've guessed. |
| 01:24:49 |
I must have been mixed up. |
| 01:24:51 |
I'm guessing she's a divinity |
| 01:24:54 |
- Who to? |
| 01:24:56 |
Two P's? |
| 01:24:59 |
The Davinci Load? |
| 01:25:01 |
Oh I see. Very classy. |
| 01:25:10 |
Now you know who I am. |
| 01:25:15 |
Can I say something? |
| 01:25:17 |
Sorry to get you into this. |
| 01:25:20 |
You had no choice. |
| 01:25:22 |
You're good, you'll get out of this. |
| 01:25:25 |
I doubt it. They burned the money. |
| 01:25:29 |
Can I say something? |
| 01:25:38 |
I can't explain. All that money... |
| 01:25:42 |
I started dreaming. |
| 01:25:44 |
Drama classes, |
| 01:25:47 |
a new life. |
| 01:25:49 |
Without porn. |
| 01:25:51 |
I acted once with clothes on. |
| 01:25:53 |
A nice film. |
| 01:25:57 |
But that... |
| 01:25:58 |
No one ever mentions it. |
| 01:26:02 |
So there you are. |
| 01:26:03 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:26:09 |
You're forgiven. |
| 01:26:12 |
That's my son, my flesh and blood. |
| 01:26:15 |
That took courage. |
| 01:26:17 |
Yes, you're really fine. |
| 01:26:20 |
I mean good. |
| 01:26:22 |
Fantastic. |
| 01:26:23 |
You'll get Bako back. |
| 01:26:26 |
You're forgetting. |
| 01:26:27 |
We're far from Johannesburg. |
| 01:26:43 |
Looks a little like Beauvais. |
| 01:26:56 |
Could we have our room keys? |
| 01:27:02 |
Tuesday, 12 PM |
| 01:27:10 |
- Glad to see you. |
| 01:27:13 |
The money. |
| 01:27:22 |
You're a sensible man. |
| 01:27:24 |
Yes, I've taken precautions. |
| 01:27:26 |
- Meaning? |
| 01:27:33 |
Tricky. |
| 01:27:35 |
Bako. |
| 01:27:37 |
I don't play around with dufuses. |
| 01:27:40 |
Good drink? |
| 01:27:41 |
- What do you care? |
| 01:27:44 |
The antidote is in the case. |
| 01:27:47 |
Cute. |
| 01:27:50 |
No, he gets 24 hours. |
| 01:27:53 |
You have barely 10 minutes. |
| 01:27:56 |
Aren't you feeling warmer? |
| 01:28:01 |
I never saw |
| 01:28:03 |
such a poor bluff. |
| 01:28:11 |
Remember, 10 minutes ago... |
| 01:28:13 |
I saw you take pictures of her! |
| 01:28:15 |
I did not! |
| 01:28:16 |
You're a pervert! You're sick! |
| 01:28:18 |
I'm filing for divorce! |
| 01:28:20 |
I'm allowed to photograph |
| 01:28:23 |
Pictures fine, but not ogling them! |
| 01:28:25 |
Honey... |
| 01:28:27 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:28:28 |
Does this hotel have a massage room? |
| 01:28:30 |
I think so. Probably. |
| 01:28:32 |
I tried champagne massage once. |
| 01:28:36 |
Want a drink? |
| 01:28:37 |
- You a hooker? |
| 01:28:40 |
From the lady. |
| 01:28:42 |
Want to toast? |
| 01:28:43 |
A thousand for a half hour. |
| 01:28:50 |
They were all..? |
| 01:28:52 |
My tourists. |
| 01:28:55 |
You have 5 minutes. |
| 01:28:56 |
Chouchou. |
| 01:29:00 |
Let Bako go. |
| 01:29:03 |
- Let him go. |
| 01:29:06 |
Give him the phone! |
| 01:29:09 |
Bako? Meet me at the lagoon. |
| 01:29:13 |
The fucking combination! |
| 01:29:15 |
Last 3 numbers |
| 01:29:18 |
Chouchou? |
| 01:29:20 |
It's in the lot. I never look. |
| 01:29:22 |
Chouchou! |
| 01:29:25 |
329. |
| 01:29:31 |
My money. |
| 01:29:33 |
My money! |
| 01:29:35 |
That dufus fucked us. |
| 01:29:37 |
He fucked us, Chouchou! |
| 01:29:46 |
Then the blueball monkeys. |
| 01:29:48 |
And the crocodiles |
| 01:29:51 |
The bus blew up. |
| 01:29:53 |
The funniest was when Benoit |
| 01:29:58 |
Hey, you're forgetting |
| 01:30:02 |
Champagne! |
| 01:30:05 |
- Take a glass. |
| 01:30:07 |
- Got a glass? |
| 01:30:11 |
Mr. Dacier! |
| 01:30:14 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:30:16 |
During this trip, you endangered |
| 01:30:20 |
You breeched your contract, |
| 01:30:22 |
neglected |
| 01:30:25 |
As a result, |
| 01:30:27 |
international tourism rules |
| 01:30:29 |
force me to... |
| 01:30:31 |
kiss you. |
| 01:30:38 |
Five times in South Africa. |
| 01:30:44 |
I didn't mean that, at your funeral. |
| 01:30:46 |
I know. |
| 01:30:49 |
No views like this in Beauvais. |
| 01:31:03 |
You know, Bako. |
| 01:31:06 |
I'll follow you anywhere, Richard. |
| 01:31:09 |
Anywhere? |
| 01:31:11 |
6 months later |
| 01:31:16 |
Really! I was just walking along, |
| 01:31:18 |
and 2 cheetahs appeared |
| 01:31:21 |
Really, it's true. |
| 01:31:23 |
Come on, it's the truth! |
| 01:31:32 |
- The mountain bush pie? |
| 01:31:49 |
Let's go amigos! In the bus-o! |
| 01:31:52 |
Vamos, turistos! |
| 01:31:55 |
Richard, we're on. |
| 01:31:58 |
Hakuna matatos! |
| 01:32:01 |
The cradle of humanity! |
| 01:32:05 |
My name is Richard Daciero |
| 01:32:08 |
With Bakos... |
| 01:32:11 |
...my guide, |
| 01:32:12 |
the routine is over. |
| 01:32:15 |
You're expected, |
| 01:32:20 |
Which means, |
| 01:33:20 |
...he told me, a whole thing... |
| 01:33:23 |
...gave me this number... |
| 01:33:25 |
329. |
| 01:33:27 |
I opened... |
| 01:33:28 |
briefs, panties and socks. |
| 01:33:32 |
It was empty. Empty. |
