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Ast rix Et Cl op tre Asterix And Cleopatra
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About two thousand years ago |
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The Egyptians talked like this: |
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This language was rather |
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So the film you are about to see has |
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due to the fact that dubbing techniques |
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you may notice that the movement of |
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with the words being spoken. |
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And now after this |
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...and as for the saying that we Egyptians, |
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great Gods, have built things proudly... |
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it's absurd, ridiculous and its just |
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to add unless it's to say that your |
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But you really do have to face the facts |
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My people have built the pyramids, the |
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A long time ago I might add. |
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I Cleopatra, will prove my people aren't |
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I will have a magnificent palace built |
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Very well then. |
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Egyptian people are still powerful. |
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She's a nice girl but her nose is easily |
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Edephus! I have summoned you because |
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not that that is saying very much, |
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They are the laughing stock for those |
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Well you see, actually what I like |
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Silence! you have three months to |
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magnificent palace here in |
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What three months? |
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with gold, if not, I will have you |
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Three months! Well I need someone |
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A magician, oh I got it, |
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I'm training him to carry the menhirs |
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Where do I find the Druid, Getafix? |
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Getafix! |
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What a pleasant surprise! |
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Meet my dear old friend Edephus, he's an |
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Well I've been told to build a palace |
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if I don't, Cleopatra will throw me |
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Are crocodiles good to eat Asterix? |
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And if you won't help me, |
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Now you mustn't cry Edephus, |
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By yourself? Do you mean it? |
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We're off on a long sea voyage Dogmatix. |
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Why not mister Asterix? |
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a long journey Mr. Obelix, |
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Oh sure, I'm just an extra to fill in, |
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My friends, the best of luck to you and I |
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I will now sing a for you a |
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Oh no! |
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Philistine! |
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That was me barking, woof woof. |
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All right you idiot, let Dogmatix |
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Weight anchor now, send the bags up |
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In Egypt we'll have to contend |
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there's always the danger |
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We'll look after the pirates, won't we? |
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Ship to starboard! |
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The pirates! The pirates! |
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Yoohoo, yoohoo wait for us |
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Right then me hearties, don't loose your |
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their throats, we'll have their guts, we |
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Same old drill as usual, wait till a I |
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Come on board them! |
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I'll be right with you. |
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I hope I didn't keep you waiting. |
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That's not fair. |
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Did you say board us? |
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Did you say board us? |
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Obelix, come on. |
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Come on let's go. |
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pirate left up there! |
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You say board us? |
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And one fine night after a long calm |
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the ship approaches the end |
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What's that light on the horizon? |
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That's the tower of Pharaoh, it guides |
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we'll be in Alexandria tomorrow. |
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A tower for guiding ships in? |
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Cleopatra's bath! |
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Queen Cleopatra's bath! |
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Bring Cleopatra's soap! |
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Bring Cleopatra's soap! |
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Bring Cleopatra's lion! |
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Bring Cleopatra's lion! |
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Oh my Queen, this are my friends from |
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two brave warriors, who have |
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Well get going, you really |
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If you succeed there will be gold for all, |
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And by the way, I warn you that your rival |
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and not him to build the palace and he's |
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jealous. If you want |
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he'd love to see you wind up inside... |
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That is right. Now go! |
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She's bad tempered but what a pretty nose. |
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Now I'll take you to my place. |
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That's my work there. |
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And that is another one of mine. |
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That was one mine too. |
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And this is my house. |
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The door is jammed, it's the dampness. |
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No Obelix! |
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Oh don't scold him the |
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Welcome to my house. |
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Come this way please. |
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Coming Obelix. |
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And this is where I work. |
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Master, the architect Ardefus |
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My rival, show him in. |
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let us build Caesar's palace together. |
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between us, if not, you can be food for |
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there wouldn't be any need to give |
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I refuse, you are a cruel, two-faced |
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Now get out of my home! |
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and I'll see you later in an alligator! |
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I'll take you to the building site. |
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interesting to see where you work. |
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Dogmatix! |
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Are they slaves? |
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They are crazy these Egyptians. |
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This is lunch hour, come and see the |
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Why aren't those two stopping? |
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Here are the plans, I designed them. |
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Good people, don't let that wretched |
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You have eaten too much and |
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Take action against such as |
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Go on strike, go back home! |
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Master the workers have just told me |
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Someone is stirring them up against me. |
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Yes, who? |
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All this worry makes me feel ill, when the |
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You're eager to make them a good meal. |
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After all, they are crazy, |
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Let's see what is going on. |
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We refuse to go on working under |
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Right! |
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They don't want to go on working. |
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The work is too hard. |
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Asterix light me a good fire |
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No, not for you. You fell in the potion |
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Give them a little |
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It works like a charm. |
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a little portion of this magic potion |
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No! |
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No! |
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No! |
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No! |
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I must do something and fast. Crewcut! |
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Yes, oh Ardefus my master |
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to come down the Nile from the south, |
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Here is gold, Crewcut for you |
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I hear you and obey you and |
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Take this gold and make sure that the |
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Done by Osiris. |
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There's non stone left. |
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No more stone, no palace, |
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Calm down, we'll get your stone for you. |
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Don't worry, we'll get it back |
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I hope, but we've only a month's |
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They must never come back from their |
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They won't ever arrive, oh master. |
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This is slow, too slow |
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Move all the ships to the back and |
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That's what I like, a little exercise. |
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I must say the boy never |
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There's no much beer or boars here. |
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Beer for Asterix! |
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Boars and beer for Obelix! |
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Bones for Dogmatix! |
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Look here, I've got one hump, |
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Honest I ask you! |
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Tomorrow we shall go and see the Sphinx |
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What do you think of that? |
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Dogmatix, Dogmatix, come here! |
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Dogmatix, you leave her alone Dogmatix! |
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There must be a great view |
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Dogmatix, you wait here. |
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Obelix! |
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We'd better get out of here, come on. |
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From the top of these pyramids here, |
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There must be a great view from up there. |
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Oh pyramids, give me a menhir any day. |
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I wonder if they would let us visit them. |
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and I can take you noble foreigner |
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In that case we accept with pleasure. |
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Follow the guide. |
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This is no place for a nice little dog, |
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and if you're good |
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Absolutely fascinating, these pyramids. |
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Dark blue sky told me, noble strangers, |
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of this labyrinth alive. |
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Come along in here, this room boasts |
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You will never get out of here |
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This room will be you tomb. |
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Very interesting these old carvings. |
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our way out of here. |
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Non of this would never |
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All things considered, Obelix for the |
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some of the magic potion. |
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Honest? I'm going to have some magic |
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I'm glad I came inside this pyramid. |
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Can I have a little bit more? |
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Well are you coming? |
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Very interesting, these mazes. |
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How about that door there? |
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No Obelix! No! |
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to taste it and now he won't give me |
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I'm afraid that guide was right, it's |
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I'm sorry for poor Edephus, without us |
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I'm sorry for Dogmatix that's outside! |
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Dogmatix has tracked us down here thanks |
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You'll get two big bones. |
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You'll get lots and lots of bones. |
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Sometimes I think he understands |
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Follow the guide. |
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It's magic! You're all wizards. |
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It's magic, they're all magician, they |
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Those Gauls are really fantastic, |
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Alexandria, they still have to get back |
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I know just the men you need master. |
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their ship on high seas |
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Send them to me. |
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I'll give you a boat and you will sail |
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you'll meet a fleet of ships carrying, |
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Alexandria, you will get gold, |
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them, cut their throats, have their guts |
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Same old drill as usual boy. |
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These cruises are such a bore. |
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I have the impression that there's |
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There's a fleet of ships carrying |
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Right then me hearties, |
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It's full of Gauls! Full of Gauls! |
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Full of Gauls? Full speed astern |
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Obelix, here's something to help you |
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Real pirates? Oh goodies, goodies. |
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Yoohoo wait for me! |
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Faster boys, faster! |
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Well I think we can get on |
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Ah a bite, I'm not eating that fish. |
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Well, we are on the wrong tack again. |
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You know they are beginning to get me |
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Very well, if that's how it is, |
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You have an idea master? |
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Pestilential pastry. poisonous pancake. |
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Yes! |
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Not bad. |
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Good! |
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Great! |
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Oh yes! |
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A present for you oh Queen! |
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The three Gauls sent this cake as a gift |
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How sweet of them, you may thank them |
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My taster, send for my taster. |
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Coming! Coming! |
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Taste, tester. |
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Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! |
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Finally my friends, |
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And we bought you plenty of stone |
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Gauls, I arrest you |
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Shall I smash them one? |
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what is going to happen next. |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. |
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Gauls you were trying to poison me |
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Cake? What cake Queen? |
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until I have decided on their fate. |
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There's not a moment to loose, |
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This potion will neutralise |
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They are just giving the royal |
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Step aside, we are coming out! |
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May we come in? |
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Gauls from far, sworn to destroy my power, |
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Now is the fatal hour, see how a Queen |
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Gosh, she's a good actress. |
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No, no, calm down, we simply want to |
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What you're charged with? With that! |
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Looks like a very good cake. |
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May I? |
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Three pieces I said! |
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That's right, three! |
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I call that an excellent cake, my Queen, |
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Just ask my taster. |
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Ah lets see, he's just got a little touch |
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Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! |
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I've treated you unjustly, Oh Gauls, |
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Someone must have |
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Yes but who? |
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You mean Edephus's rival? |
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Suppose we pay him a little visit. |
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Where does Ardefus live please? |
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Here is to our victory Crewcut. |
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The time has come for us to drink |
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Since you wanted to work on the palace, |
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The construction of the palace is going |
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Cleopatra is going to be very pleased. |
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Very pleased. The palace is nearly built |
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going to win that bet Julius. |
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Delighted to hear it, oh my Queen, |
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I'm shall loose face with Cleopatra. |
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was only a nit wit, something odd |
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Here I am. Here I am. |
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Go and see what's going on in |
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I want to know why the work |
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Quite a job, hey. |
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Three Gauls? An old druid, |
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Asterix, Obelix and Getafix, those three |
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I must act now! |
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Send for my Egyptian |
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Hail Caesar, those that are to serve you |
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You 're to get onto Edephus's building |
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are to knock over the cauldron of magic |
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Gaulish druid, a bag of gold if you are |
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We are moving oh Caesar, by Osiris. |
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I'll see about that cauldron, you two |
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We get it brother! |
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If that potion is all that it's supposed to |
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Hey look at that, who are you and where |
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Julius Caesar sent us to capture your |
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But our big brother has double-crossed |
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Without the magic potion, without Getafix |
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Lets go and get our druids back. |
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Dogmatix I'm leaving you here to |
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One of the mercenaries is back, Caesar! |
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Mission accomplished oh Caesar! |
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You have deserved well Caesar mercenary |
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Have this troublesome druid locked up, |
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I'm the hottest, I'm the |
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Where is our druid? |
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dungeon of the palace, please don't |
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Coming Obelix. |
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It's big brother. Big brother, junior |
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I only hope we'll be able to find our |
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All these old dungeons are the same. |
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It's just as easy to get |
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Halt, you can't come in. |
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May I Obelix, if you don't mind. |
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Asterix, Obelix! |
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Step aside, we're coming out. |
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Oh yes we are. |
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You meant, you're coming out. |
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What? The druid have escaped from |
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what it means to brave Caesar' anger! |
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a little surprise waiting for them, |
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Master, the building site is deserted, |
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What's going on? What's happened now? |
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In the name of Caesar, we hear some |
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building site. we order them to surrender, |
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We don't want to fight, but if we have |
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You'll be sorry for this. By Mercury! |
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What are we going to do, by ourselves? |
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You're quite right, my ben salaam. |
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Do you think we might go home now |
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To the attack! |
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Return to the battle! |
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They are back again! |
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To the attack! |
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See the world, the man said. |
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To the attack! |
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You're off your head! |
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If that's the way it's going to be, |
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Hey look, they've got guided missiles. |
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Fire! |
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My palace! They are |
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We ought to let Cleopatra know, |
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Caesar to stop this attack! |
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And Dogmatix will deliver it for you. |
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Dogmatix is not too small. |
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Dogmatix can not deliver that message. |
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everything, Mr. Asterix |
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You know what Mr. Asterix has to say? |
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No just what does Mr. Asterix has to say? |
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we going to get it to Cleopatra? |
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Oh you had better ask |
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Now, now Obelix, don't be cross |
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My dog is no good. |
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Dogmatix will deliver the message, |
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Watch out, one of the Gauls |
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He went the same way he came. |
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Oh Gauls from a far, sworn to destroy |
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a Queen...can die, now is the great love... |
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No, no, my dog has brought |
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Oh isn't he sweet? Someone bring a |
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This will never do. By Osiris, |
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Right oh Gaul, I will take care of this. |
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Watch out! One of Gaul is breaking in. |
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There you go Obelix, Dogmatix is back. |
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Oh you see, I was right? |
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Let's hope Cleopatra acts quickly, those |
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the whole palace! |
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You see Caesar, even if we don't capture |
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same thing, the whole palace |
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Good excellent! |
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Hail Caesar, there is someone who wants |
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Oh my Queen, what a happy chance. |
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happening I hurried out at once. |
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When you make a bet you're supposed |
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call the Gauls, and I'll prove to you that |
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palaces, and I insist that the Roman leave |
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Yes, yes, all right I apologise. |
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Well, what do we do now Caesar? |
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Look, the Romans are lifting the siege! |
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Goodies, goodies! |
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Now then, back to work. |
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Sure enough the work gets going |
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since you will remember when architects |
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they were thrown to the crocodiles, a |
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At last one fine morning... |
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Oh my Queen the palace is ready for you! |
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I Cleopatra will keep mine. |
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Oh My Queen! The loveliest of Queens! |
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the victory to you, yours is the honour |
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I know how much i owe you Gauls, |
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gratitude, I will have you sent home |
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It was nothing Cleopatra, |
| 01:07:35 |
Say, will there be any boars |
| 01:07:38 |
Obelix! |
| 01:07:41 |
telling me off all the time? This state |
| 01:07:46 |
aren't any boars it's hardly worth |
| 01:08:02 |
Everyone is eating, everyone is |
| 01:08:07 |
celebrating and the happy ending |
| 01:08:11 |
Everyone is drinking? Everyone is eating? |
| 01:08:15 |
Well, nearly everyone. |
| 01:08:28 |
And when spring comes... |
| 01:08:30 |
Cleopatra's magnificent ship |
| 01:08:36 |
where the little village |
| 01:08:39 |
with its usual enthusiasm and feasting. |
