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Ast rix Et Les Indiens Asterix In America
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NARRATOR: |
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...everyone believed the earth |
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Right in the middle, where the |
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And Julius Caesar, |
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Julius Caesar bestrode the world |
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...and his thumping great sandal |
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...and his thumping great sandal |
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But there was a pebble in his sandal |
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One village of indomitable Gauls who |
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The brave villagers |
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That the sky would fall |
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But as their chief, |
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Yesterday was tomorrow |
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NARRATOR: Which, roughly translated, |
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The secret of the Gauls ' courage was |
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It was this that made the Gauls |
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...and in Caesar's opinion, |
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[GROWLS] |
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MAN: |
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Mama mia! |
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Terrorista! |
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Soldati. You see these barbarians, |
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Caesar, he say that's no good. |
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-What's the matter, Corpulentus? |
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Silenzio, you wasters! |
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You all know the drill, |
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Today we're all gonna be tortoises! |
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By the right! Tortoise formation! |
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Get a move on! |
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Did l say at ease? |
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Pronto, pronto! |
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Okay! By the left! |
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[METAL CLANKlNG ] |
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At the double! Ouch! |
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Who did that? You think l forget that? |
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Ouch! |
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Bella, bella. |
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Now in mouthwatering, |
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Right away! |
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That's good! Just make sure |
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MAN: Paws off, Obelix! |
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What do you mean, fat? |
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Yeah, from dawn till dusk. |
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Very funny! Surely one boar |
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Come on, Dogmatix. |
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-How many did you have today? |
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-Morning, Panacea. |
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[OBELlX SlGHS] |
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[CRASHlNG ] |
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OBELlX: |
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ASTERlX: Come on, Obelix. |
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That's what l call |
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Hello, Cacofonix! Can you see |
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What should the Romans be doing? |
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Oh, no. Oh, no! |
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CORPULENTUS: |
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CENTURlON: |
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A new lot of Romans have arrived! |
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MAN: Stop the squawking! |
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-Oh, no. |
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New Romans. Boy, oh, boy! |
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Romans, everybody! Romans! |
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[CHATTERlNG ] |
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Boys, boys, slow down! |
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Stop! |
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There's enough for everyone! |
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GAUL 1 : There's a queue here, mate! |
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-Asterix, you first! |
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Obelix, not you! You fell into |
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That's enough to last you a lifetime! |
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lt's worn off. l feel really weak. |
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[LAUGHlNG ] |
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All right, bottoms up! |
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[CHEERlNG ] |
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LUCULLUS: |
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[KlSSES] |
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Bella. Romans, to the attack! |
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What the--? |
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[SCREAMS] |
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Get stuck in, lads! This way! |
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ALL: You're gonna get your |
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Oh, no! No, please! |
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Oh, no! Sharp and pointy! |
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Go on, men! Show no mercy! |
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Punch them up the bracket! |
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Quickly, on the defense! |
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Hey, you, that's offsides! |
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What a terrible year for Romans! |
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The 46 B.C. squad were much better! |
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Here, give this one a go! |
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You're right, they're absolutely |
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Pulverize them! |
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Throttle them. . . . |
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Knee them in the squidgy bits! |
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l mean. . . . |
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Leading from the rear? |
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-Come on out here! |
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There won't be another rematch |
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Tell your Caesar that, okay? |
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Whenever l send a message, |
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. . .airmail! |
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NARRATOR: Rome, the most |
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Home of everything great |
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The Senate, the Coliseum... |
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...and those little pasta things |
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[HORSE WHlNNlES] |
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Alms for the legless! |
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[SCREAMlNG ] |
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NARRATOR: The Roman senators were |
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SENATOR 1 : |
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SENATOR 2: Even if you get good odds |
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. . .it's stupid not |
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This steam's playing havoc |
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They've lost their bounce! |
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Cease your prattling! |
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Steam makes our bodies strong |
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SENATOR 2: Things are gonna get |
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lt'll get hotter for him if the Gauls |
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Yes, he's in the hot seat, all right. |
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Where's that shirker, Brutus? |
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He'll stab you in the back. |
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Stab in the back? |
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Emperor! Great Caesar! |
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[SCREAMS] |
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Excuse me! |
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[KNOCKlNG ] |
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-Come in! Water on the coals, slave. |
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CAESAR: Come forward and be heard. |
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Oh, ouch, oh. Ouch! |
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[SCREAMS] |
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[LAUGHlNG ] |
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Now, there's an Olympic event |
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Diving! |
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Ave, Caesar! |
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Ave, ave, centurion! |
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-l just wanted to say-- |
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-The Gauls! |
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SENATOR 2: We've had enough of this! |
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CAESAR: |
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l will not be humiliated |
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Just because country bumpkins. . . |
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. . .dare to oppose me |
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l've got to put a stop to it! |
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[CLANGlNG ] |
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As long as they have their potion. . . . |
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Exactly. That damn potion |
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Without it, the Gauls would have |
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As long as that druid continues |
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. . .no military campaign will have |
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l have it! We simply |
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. . .and throw him to the lions! |
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And then for seconds, we'll feed them |
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A brilliant idea! |
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-And what might that be, Lucullus? |
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That's the trouble with druids. |
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Let me think. |
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l know! |
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We'll take the druid to the end |
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Out there, he'll be lost |
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Your brilliance is exceeded |
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But who would be so stupid--? |
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l mean, so courageous |
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l can think of someone |
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You, Lucullus. You'll do it. |
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But l. . . . |
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You. And l won't take no |
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All l can say is, |
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All l can say is, |
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That stinking fish dealer |
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The last time that fish was fresh |
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-Unhygienix! |
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You've done quite enough! |
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You poisoned them with your fish! |
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My fish don't stink. |
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Don't make me laugh! |
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-Oh, yeah? |
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Rubbish! |
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Try them yourself for once! |
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-Friends, friends-- |
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VlTALSTATlSTlX: Friends, let's talk |
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VlLLAGER: What's going on? |
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How do you like that? |
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They send us out for food while |
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Let me have a go! |
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LUCULLUS: What a wonderful sight! |
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Do excuse me, gentlemen, |
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Okay, shut your eyes |
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Grab a gown, pull it down |
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Just a dab of eau de Gaul |
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Behold the fairest druid of all! |
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They're like big kids. |
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Yeah, but it's exercise. |
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Right on cue. |
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The potion won't work without it. |
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lt's revolting! lt's disgusting! |
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Look out! |
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The potion! No, l've got it! |
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Don't worry, l'll get it! |
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What a butterfingers l am! |
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Why now, when herbs are at a premium? |
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Yeah, blockhead! |
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-Me?! l like that! |
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Hey, wait a minute. |
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A drop? That won't last two minutes. |
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You drink it by the gallon. |
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Someone has to go fishing. |
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-l can fish. |
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Hurry up, our lives depend on it. |
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[DOGMATlX BARKS] |
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OBELlX: No, my little sausage, |
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Getafix needs a guard dog. |
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Come on, Dogmatix. |
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Kids, all of them. |
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[DOGMATlX BARKS] |
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GETAFlX: Shush, Dogmatix. Not so loud! |
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We're behind enemy lines. |
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''Trespassers will be slaughtered. |
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And one of these. That's it. |
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The only thing l need now |
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Dogmatix! |
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[DOGMATlX GROWLS] |
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Get lost, you stupid mutt! |
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GETAFlX: Dogmatix, what's wrong? |
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Come on, come on! |
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The Agaricus muscarius, |
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Now, let me guess. |
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No, not flies, dear colleague. |
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Druids! |
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What did l tell you? |
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You're no druid! |
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lt should be deep enough here. |
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l'm afraid we have to turn back. |
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You greedy pig! |
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Please throw out the net. |
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Aye, aye, captain! Ordinary Seaman |
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ASTERlX: |
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-Obelix. |
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-Obelix. |
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-Obelix! |
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You're frightening away |
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When l said throw out the net. . . |
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. . .l meant, tie one end |
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Not throw it away completely, |
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Well, isn't that just typical? |
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Now he's Captain Asterix, |
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And another thing, Captain Asterix. . . |
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. . .l'm a menhir deliverer, |
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That's obvious. |
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Absolutely nothing! |
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-Says who? |
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-Oh, yeah? |
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-Yeah? |
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-You looking for some? |
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MAN 1 : Go away! |
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MAN 2: Maybe a few fish will float |
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ldiots, idiots! Philistines! |
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l'm sure our aquatic brethren |
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A prophet is without honor |
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GETAFlX: |
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CACOFONlX: |
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lt can't be true. |
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Alarm-o! Alarm-o! |
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The Romans have got Getafix! |
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Our druid-o! Our druid-o! |
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LUCULLUS: A brilliant plan! |
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You won't be seeing Gaul again! |
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Don't count your chickens! Asterix and |
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lf need be, to the end of the world. |
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What a coincidence! |
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That's exactly where you're going, |
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ASTERlX: |
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l can't believe l'm hearing this. |
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You can take a long walk |
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ASTERlX: l can, can l? l have |
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Hey, Gauls! |
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Button your lip |
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GETAFlX: |
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Say ciao to your druid, Gauls! |
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-lt's Getafix! |
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Bring our druid back |
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lf you touch one hair |
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Don't make me laugh! |
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We'll do just that! |
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OBELlX: Aye, aye! |
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Belinus, give me strength. |
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What's wrong with you now? |
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Yeah, l did, Obelix. |
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We're up doo-doo creek |
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ls this the Captain Asterix who's |
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lt's lucky l'm here! |
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[WATER SPLASHES] |
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Hey, now, don't overdo it. |
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OBELlX: |
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ASTERlX: |
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More to the right. The right! |
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OBELlX: Which? |
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l punch Romans with both hands! |
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CORPULENTUS: They're gaining on us. |
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CORPULENTUS: They're gaining on us. |
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Dear sportsmen! |
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Will Oxfordia, |
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. . .hold sway over Cambridgensia, |
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Shall we see? |
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PRlSONERS: |
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On your marks! Get set! |
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We'd like to wish you gentlemen |
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ROWER: |
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Should we win, we'll naturally |
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-Capital! Spoken like a gentleman! |
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[WHlP CRACKS] |
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Go! |
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PARROT AND PlRATES SlNG: |
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For he's a jolly good pirate |
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And so say all of us |
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PlRATES: |
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Where was l? Ho-ho. |
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We had a bit of a whip round. |
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We thought you could use this |
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That's very sweet, |
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lf l come across them Gauls again, |
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They'll be dead ducks! |
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And now let's have a party. |
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PlRATE 1 : l love parties! |
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Gauls! Gauls! |
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Gauls on the starboard now! |
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Please, not today. |
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[SCREAMlNG ] |
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PARROT SlNGS: |
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For he's a jolly good pirate |
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All right, that's enough. |
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PARROT SlNGS: |
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ASTERlX: |
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OBELlX: No problem. |
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ASTERlX: |
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OBELlX: l'm taking on water. |
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-lf l can just. . . . |
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Hurry up, climb aboard! |
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All right, keep your hair on! |
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The wind looks fresh and strong, |
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Hang on! We're being carried away! |
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OBELlX: |
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ASTERlX: Oh, no! |
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[LAUGHlNG ] |
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LUCULLUS: |
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The fish will soon be dining |
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GAUL 1 : Until Getafix gets back, |
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GAUL 2: We've never faced the Romans |
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We can't hold out |
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We've still got a little bit of potion |
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By Belinus, the gods are against us. |
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Don't be afraid, Auntie lmpedimenta. |
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-You're a good boy. |
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GAUL 2: That's the spirit! |
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Where are we? |
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lt's obvious. North of. . . . |
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We're not far behind Getafix, okay? |
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And what about Dogmatix? |
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To think that l may never get a kiss |
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Look, druid, we're approaching |
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. . .the end of you |
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Dogmatix! Get him, boy! |
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Ouch! You sniveling cur! |
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Here, take a good look at this, druid. |
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A small foretaste of your own fate! |
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Let him go! |
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My only regret is |
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. . .feeding this mutt |
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[LAUGHlNG ] |
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lt's your turn soon, druid! |
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Dogmatix! No! |
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Dog overboard! Full speed ahead! |
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[DOLPHlN CHlRPS] |
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[DOGMATlX BARKS] |
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What's that? Dogfish? |
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No, by Teutates, it's Dogmatix! |
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-Yeah, Dogmatix! |
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Oh, my little pet! |
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l never thought l'd see |
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Look, the dolphin! He's trying |
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OBELlX: What did he say? |
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OBELlX: No? Really? |
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CENTURlON: Let's go through this |
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You see in front of you the latest |
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The man-eating lion launcher. |
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For those of you |
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. . .l'll do this one more time! |
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On the order that l shall give |
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. . .first the safety catch |
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Simplissimo, eh? |
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And remember, never, not nohow. . . |
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. . .l repeat, never, not nohow, |
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That is, if you don't want |
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And remember, keep your little paws |
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When l give the order, |
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Like so! |
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SOLDlERS: We're fit, we're brave, we're |
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Fighting Gauls is what we do |
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LUCULLUS: |
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. . .slipping off the edge |
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Stupidus, how's the water level? |
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Full fathom five. |
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Wonderful, we're here! |
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Any closer and we'd be banging |
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And now raise the catapult! |
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Okay, okay. |
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That's the boat, all right, |
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What's going on? |
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Well, the good news is, you don't have |
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The bad news is, l'm going to catapult |
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The gods will get you for this, Roman! |
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By Pluto, it's a load of Gauls! |
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Jettison this geriatric |
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CORPULENTUS: Don't forget to write! |
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OBELlX: |
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ASTERlX: Slow down! |
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Stop, stop! |
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Nothing beats the sight of |
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And all thanks to my brilliant mind! |
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Oh, well. Better get back to Gaul. |
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Obelix, wake up. |
| 00:33:27 |
Where am l? Dogmatix, are we dead? |
| 00:33:33 |
l don't think so. |
| 00:33:35 |
Come on. Let's see what's |
| 00:33:41 |
-Don't go up there. lt's dangerous. |
| 00:33:45 |
OBELlX: lt's the edge of the world. |
| 00:33:48 |
By Belinus and Teutates! |
| 00:33:52 |
No, we'll both fall |
| 00:33:57 |
Getafix must have landed |
| 00:34:56 |
-l'm tired. Let's call it a day. |
| 00:35:02 |
-l'm starving. |
| 00:35:05 |
Right. You light the fire. |
| 00:35:09 |
Come on, Dogmatix. Walkies. |
| 00:35:16 |
[DOGMATlX BARKS] |
| 00:35:22 |
What's wrong? Oh, come to Daddy. |
| 00:35:26 |
ASTERlX: Oh, my! |
| 00:35:31 |
-lt's an oven-ready gobble-gobble! |
| 00:35:35 |
But it's edible. Light a fire, quick! |
| 00:35:49 |
Look what l got, Asterix. |
| 00:35:54 |
Don't go counting your chickens. |
| 00:36:00 |
OBELlX: |
| 00:36:03 |
ASTERlX: |
| 00:36:04 |
Though l wonder if |
| 00:36:08 |
-Stuffed with boar, for example. |
| 00:36:13 |
l hope he's all right. |
| 00:36:17 |
OBELlX: |
| 00:36:21 |
. . .in the morning. |
| 00:36:25 |
-Good night. |
| 00:36:37 |
NARRATOR: Back home, the Gauls |
| 00:36:42 |
They built reinforcements. |
| 00:36:44 |
Then they built reinforcements |
| 00:36:48 |
When you are up against the Romans, |
| 00:37:19 |
Oh, well. Time to get up. |
| 00:37:22 |
Wakey wakey, Obelix. |
| 00:37:25 |
Lazy bones, move yourself! |
| 00:37:30 |
Get up. Time for breakfast. |
| 00:37:34 |
Breakfast? |
| 00:37:38 |
Am l hungry! l could eat 1 0 boars. |
| 00:37:42 |
Gobble-gobbles, what else? |
| 00:37:46 |
Oh, like me, for instance. |
| 00:37:49 |
Oh, all right then. Come on, |
| 00:38:05 |
Obelix? Dogmatix? |
| 00:38:12 |
[SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:38:15 |
Dogmatix, pay attention. |
| 00:38:21 |
You imitate the cry of the whatever |
| 00:38:27 |
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! |
| 00:38:31 |
MAN: |
| 00:38:32 |
Do you hear? lt worked. Up there. |
| 00:38:38 |
We sneak along on tiptoe. . . |
| 00:38:43 |
. . .and then we shake our feathered |
| 00:38:48 |
[SCREAMlNG ] |
| 00:38:58 |
lt's got feathers but it's not |
| 00:39:03 |
Maybe he knows something |
| 00:39:07 |
l better show him to Asterix. |
| 00:39:12 |
Hey, look. lt's an oven-ready Roman |
| 00:39:17 |
They're mad! Asterix? |
| 00:39:20 |
Come on out, stop messing about. |
| 00:39:26 |
Asterix never takes his helmet off. |
| 00:39:32 |
-Someone must have knocked it off. |
| 00:39:36 |
What? |
| 00:39:38 |
[CRASHlNG ] |
| 00:39:39 |
Right, you! Where's Asterix? |
| 00:39:43 |
[SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY] |
| 00:39:45 |
Wonder what that means? |
| 00:39:49 |
Search, Dogmatix, search for Asterix. |
| 00:39:56 |
Hey, slow down. |
| 00:39:59 |
That dog can sniff faster |
| 00:40:03 |
[DRUMS BEATlNG ] |
| 00:40:05 |
[CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:40:12 |
[SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:40:22 |
Paws off! |
| 00:40:29 |
-Well, l've had warmer welcomes. |
| 00:40:34 |
l was lucky. Caesar thinks |
| 00:40:38 |
-But the earth isn't flat. lt's round. |
| 00:40:41 |
l landed on Laughing Boy's tepee |
| 00:40:48 |
[CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:40:53 |
But where are we? |
| 00:40:55 |
l believe this is |
| 00:40:58 |
-lf so, these natives must be red. . . . |
| 00:41:02 |
GETAFlX: No, l think we'll find they |
| 00:41:13 |
OBELlX: Keep your nose |
| 00:41:22 |
Hello, what's that? |
| 00:41:25 |
[DOGMATlX CRlES] |
| 00:41:29 |
Dogmatix, the end is nigh! |
| 00:41:33 |
The sky's falling on our heads! |
| 00:41:37 |
[GlRL SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:41:40 |
By Teutates, it's a girl! |
| 00:41:44 |
A Gaul always helps |
| 00:41:54 |
Hang on, miss! Here comes help! |
| 00:42:08 |
l'll save you! |
| 00:42:21 |
Phew. |
| 00:42:23 |
lt's a 40-buffalo pileup. |
| 00:42:31 |
[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:42:35 |
''Pom tittle'' what? |
| 00:42:37 |
She's talking funny. |
| 00:42:59 |
-At-Tischoo. |
| 00:43:03 |
At-Tischoo! |
| 00:43:05 |
Oh, you, At-Tischoo! Me, Obelix. |
| 00:43:11 |
[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:43:44 |
[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:43:51 |
Watch where you throw that thing! |
| 00:44:06 |
-The social niceties are over with. |
| 00:44:13 |
ASTERlX: |
| 00:44:17 |
GETAFlX: |
| 00:44:21 |
What's going on here? ls this |
| 00:44:26 |
Leave this to me. |
| 00:44:32 |
Look, my little feathered friends. |
| 00:44:39 |
Wait a minute. lt's you again! |
| 00:44:42 |
Unless you want another beating, |
| 00:44:47 |
[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:44:54 |
What a fibber! That's not what |
| 00:45:00 |
-He's got it. That's how it was. |
| 00:45:04 |
Right, who did that? |
| 00:45:21 |
-Anyone else like to try it on? |
| 00:45:26 |
Hey. |
| 00:45:28 |
What's going on now? |
| 00:45:30 |
[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:45:40 |
ASTERlX: |
| 00:46:03 |
l don't know what they're saying, |
| 00:46:15 |
Hi there, big fella. |
| 00:46:17 |
NARRATOR: |
| 00:46:20 |
Whoever defeated their champion |
| 00:46:32 |
Pretty good. |
| 00:46:45 |
NARRATOR: Only one Gaul ever became a |
| 00:46:52 |
Belinus, bless the day that Obelix |
| 00:46:57 |
You can say that again. |
| 00:47:04 |
-Give me five, chief! |
| 00:47:12 |
ALL: |
| 00:47:30 |
CENTURlON: Ave, Caesar. |
| 00:47:34 |
l take it the Gauls still |
| 00:47:38 |
They do. |
| 00:47:40 |
Three of us held one of them down |
| 00:47:44 |
That's pitiful! From now on, test |
| 00:47:49 |
[GROANlNG ] |
| 00:47:50 |
Until you or the magic potion |
| 00:48:11 |
OBELlX: |
| 00:48:12 |
We must get back home |
| 00:48:16 |
l have everything we need for |
| 00:48:21 |
-l say we leave first thing tomorrow. |
| 00:48:30 |
This is good. Gobble-gobble? |
| 00:48:34 |
No. Bow-wow. |
| 00:48:35 |
Ugh. |
| 00:48:40 |
[CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:48:42 |
ASTERlX: |
| 00:48:44 |
Looks like the medicine man is |
| 00:48:55 |
[GASPlNG ] |
| 00:48:58 |
You call that magic? |
| 00:49:19 |
ALL: |
| 00:49:21 |
ASTERlX: Wow! He made it rain! |
| 00:49:24 |
GETAFlX: |
| 00:49:29 |
GETAFlX: |
| 00:49:32 |
ASTERlX: |
| 00:49:38 |
Here, miss, take a sip of this. |
| 00:49:41 |
Yeah, go ahead. |
| 00:49:58 |
-l think it's working. |
| 00:50:15 |
Let's have a party! |
| 00:50:21 |
[HOWLS] |
| 00:50:25 |
Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom |
| 00:50:30 |
Have a party, be a smarty |
| 00:50:35 |
Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom |
| 00:50:40 |
We're not looking for no fighting |
| 00:50:43 |
Aiee-ooh |
| 00:50:47 |
We are one people |
| 00:50:52 |
And we, like you |
| 00:50:56 |
We are one tribe |
| 00:51:02 |
Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom |
| 00:51:07 |
A pretty squaw just like ours |
| 00:51:11 |
I'll make you well |
| 00:51:16 |
Sing along with our song |
| 00:51:20 |
Aiee-ooh |
| 00:51:24 |
We are one people |
| 00:51:29 |
And we, like you |
| 00:51:33 |
We are one tribe |
| 00:51:39 |
Aiee-ooh |
| 00:51:43 |
We are one people |
| 00:51:48 |
Ooh-loo-ooh, ooh-aiee-ah |
| 00:51:52 |
We are one tribe |
| 00:52:34 |
ASTERlX: These red lndians aren't |
| 00:52:38 |
-Thank goodness the medicine man left. |
| 00:52:43 |
[SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:52:48 |
[DOGMATlX BARKS] |
| 00:52:51 |
Dogmatix. |
| 00:52:54 |
Settle down. |
| 00:52:59 |
No, thank you. |
| 00:53:02 |
GETAFlX: |
| 00:53:07 |
What on earth is it? |
| 00:53:09 |
[MlMlCS SUCKlNG ] |
| 00:53:14 |
l see what you do. |
| 00:53:17 |
[COUGHS] |
| 00:53:24 |
lt tastes ghastly. |
| 00:53:28 |
Good for you? |
| 00:53:30 |
[SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:53:34 |
You suck the smoke in your mouth? |
| 00:53:40 |
OBELlX: Go on, Asterix. |
| 00:53:46 |
Hey, that looks like fun. |
| 00:53:51 |
No, don't. Obelix! |
| 00:54:06 |
-Hey, cut it out, everybody! |
| 00:54:10 |
l feel. . . |
| 00:54:13 |
. . .dreadful. |
| 00:54:15 |
Oh, no, he slipped us a mickey. |
| 00:54:19 |
l'm woozy. |
| 00:54:44 |
lt's a beauty, no? |
| 00:54:47 |
The newly developed Patriotus Maketo. |
| 00:54:51 |
You play with fire |
| 00:54:59 |
Fire! |
| 00:55:07 |
GAUL 1 : |
| 00:55:08 |
GAUL 2: |
| 00:55:14 |
What happened? |
| 00:55:16 |
Oh, my head! |
| 00:55:18 |
lt feels like someone drove a chariot |
| 00:55:23 |
Where's Getafix? Obelix, wake up. |
| 00:55:30 |
[BELCHES] |
| 00:55:34 |
What are you gabbling about? |
| 00:55:37 |
Get up, Obelix. |
| 00:55:40 |
Obelix, it's me, Asterix. |
| 00:56:57 |
Oh, no. Poor Obelix. |
| 00:56:59 |
He's gonna be a great help |
| 00:57:13 |
l won't hand over the secret |
| 00:57:18 |
l'd rather be skinned alive first! |
| 00:57:23 |
On second thought, |
| 00:57:33 |
No, that's spinach. |
| 00:57:36 |
Yeah. That's right. |
| 00:57:40 |
The potion is undeniably |
| 00:57:44 |
. . .but it's as magic as soup. |
| 00:57:46 |
Get a grip, Obelix. |
| 00:57:50 |
Snap out of it! |
| 00:57:54 |
Be careful, Obelix. |
| 00:57:58 |
Oh, no. This way. This way, l said! |
| 00:58:01 |
Careful! Remember the country code. |
| 00:58:06 |
Take it easy. |
| 00:58:07 |
lf we don't find Getafix soon, |
| 00:58:14 |
You're certainly barking mad. |
| 00:58:22 |
Heel, boy! Good boy! Sit. Sit! |
| 00:58:34 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:58:36 |
[CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] |
| 00:58:44 |
l hope those boys turn up before |
| 00:58:55 |
By Teutates! |
| 00:59:03 |
Ow! |
| 00:59:04 |
l did give you a recipe. Unfortunately |
| 00:59:17 |
Asterix! Obelix! |
| 00:59:20 |
ASTERlX: Stay on your leash till |
| 00:59:24 |
Now, you've got me at it! |
| 00:59:27 |
No! lt's not bath time! |
| 00:59:31 |
Bad dog! |
| 00:59:48 |
No! Stop! Halt! Enough! |
| 01:00:07 |
Obelix's trouble is that |
| 01:00:11 |
Where am l? Wow! |
| 01:00:15 |
This place must predate |
| 01:00:19 |
This place looks |
| 01:00:21 |
GETAFlX: |
| 01:00:22 |
Getafix? |
| 01:00:24 |
-Obelix, Obelix! l'm coming, Getafix! |
| 01:00:31 |
GETAFlX: Over here, Asterix, quick! |
| 01:00:36 |
Here comes the cavalry! |
| 01:00:45 |
[WOOD CREAKS] |
| 01:00:52 |
Asterix, watch out! |
| 01:00:57 |
Put your paws up. |
| 01:00:59 |
You're in for a big surprise, |
| 01:01:07 |
Asterix, drink before it's too late! |
| 01:01:16 |
GETAFlX: |
| 01:01:17 |
ASTERlX: |
| 01:01:30 |
Now, that would make a nice rug. |
| 01:01:38 |
So, Mr. Medicine Man, how would |
| 01:01:44 |
For pity, kemosabe. |
| 01:01:51 |
[PUNCHlNG ] |
| 01:02:03 |
GETAFlX: |
| 01:02:06 |
Let's hope he turns into a swan. |
| 01:02:09 |
Yes, it's high time we left. |
| 01:02:15 |
Ooh. A-ha! |
| 01:02:19 |
[WHlSTLES] |
| 01:02:21 |
What does she want? |
| 01:02:24 |
Wow, an lndian takeaway! |
| 01:02:28 |
GETAFlX: lf that doesn't save |
| 01:02:41 |
-Ducks are vegetarian, aren't they? |
| 01:02:47 |
Of course! Now l remember. |
| 01:02:50 |
The cure for amnesia is 30 pounds |
| 01:03:00 |
Yeah, that was good! |
| 01:03:15 |
How do you say goodbye in lndian? |
| 01:03:18 |
One hand on your heart, |
| 01:03:23 |
See? |
| 01:04:06 |
ASTERlX: Obelix, would you come on? |
| 01:04:16 |
Bye! |
| 01:04:17 |
Thank you for having us! |
| 01:04:22 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:05:16 |
-Ship, ahoy! We're saved! |
| 01:05:21 |
-Stop! |
| 01:05:24 |
Gaul! |
| 01:05:30 |
Move over! Let's have a look. |
| 01:05:32 |
[CRASHlNG ] |
| 01:05:34 |
Try and look like coconuts, lads, |
| 01:05:41 |
Whoa! |
| 01:05:49 |
ASTERlX: |
| 01:05:51 |
GETAFlX: That's natural |
| 01:05:55 |
-You're suffering from canoe-lag. |
| 01:05:57 |
Obelix, put your foot down or the |
| 01:06:03 |
Look, a sea gull! Look! |
| 01:06:07 |
-Do you realize what this means? |
| 01:06:12 |
-No, we're approaching land! |
| 01:06:16 |
OBELlX: |
| 01:06:19 |
-Gaul, sweet Gaul! |
| 01:06:21 |
They've got a kettle on |
| 01:06:24 |
GETAFlX: That's not the kettle! |
| 01:06:32 |
Quick! While there's still |
| 01:06:35 |
Friends, friends, throw out |
| 01:06:42 |
For nothing! |
| 01:06:52 |
-By Teutates! |
| 01:06:58 |
Oh, no! Vitalstatistix! |
| 01:07:02 |
Unhygienix! Where are you? |
| 01:07:08 |
Come out! Can't you hear me? |
| 01:07:10 |
They're gone. We've lost them all. |
| 01:07:16 |
You mean-- |
| 01:07:17 |
Yeah, they've all gone |
| 01:07:20 |
[MUMBLlNG ] |
| 01:07:21 |
Look over there, Obelix! |
| 01:07:24 |
GETAFlX: |
| 01:07:33 |
-What happened to the others? |
| 01:07:36 |
Look what the Romans did when l tried |
| 01:07:41 |
Captured? Then they're still alive? |
| 01:07:46 |
They're being taken to the arena. |
| 01:07:52 |
Yeah. Lions: 1 5. Gauls: nil. |
| 01:07:57 |
l can brew the potion, |
| 01:08:01 |
Don't worry, Getafix. |
| 01:08:18 |
l won't forget the part |
| 01:08:22 |
You'll be rewarded. |
| 01:08:24 |
Not the lovely villa |
| 01:08:28 |
No. |
| 01:08:30 |
The Gallic village. |
| 01:08:33 |
-What?! |
| 01:08:35 |
Beautifully appointed country home. |
| 01:08:38 |
May lack a few mod cons, |
| 01:08:42 |
LUCULLUS: |
| 01:08:53 |
Without your magic potion, |
| 01:08:57 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 01:09:05 |
[SPEAKlNG lN FRENCH] |
| 01:09:10 |
Mm. |
| 01:09:13 |
Cheers. |
| 01:09:15 |
[CRASHlNG ] |
| 01:09:23 |
[DRUNKEN SlNGlNG ] |
| 01:09:29 |
OBELlX: Wouldn't like to be them |
| 01:09:32 |
Hey, lads! Fancy a few bevers? |
| 01:09:36 |
Thanks, but no, thanks! |
| 01:09:39 |
Okay, suit yourselves. |
| 01:09:54 |
We're the next watch. |
| 01:09:57 |
l'll say l am. l'm dying to go. |
| 01:10:02 |
Must be all this wine. |
| 01:10:06 |
Ooh. |
| 01:10:10 |
All clear, Obelix. |
| 01:10:13 |
Rotten cowards, the lot of them. |
| 01:10:20 |
Me? Greedy? |
| 01:10:23 |
God preserve us! lt can't be! |
| 01:10:26 |
lmpedimenta! Look who's here! |
| 01:10:32 |
GAUL 1 : What a sight for sore eyes! |
| 01:10:37 |
LUCULLUS: |
| 01:10:41 |
Do you know the secret |
| 01:10:45 |
Bread and circuses? |
| 01:10:48 |
Exactly! And Gauls. |
| 01:10:52 |
Lots of Gauls being devoured. . . |
| 01:10:55 |
. . .very, very messily by lions. |
| 01:10:59 |
And the people love you |
| 01:11:03 |
Yes. . . |
| 01:11:06 |
. . .but it's lonely at the top. |
| 01:11:10 |
[EXPLODlNG ] |
| 01:11:11 |
What's that? Who dares to--? |
| 01:11:20 |
By the gods! |
| 01:11:21 |
[SCREAMlNG ] |
| 01:11:23 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:11:30 |
Gotcha! |
| 01:11:46 |
Oh. |
| 01:11:50 |
[CHEWlNG ] |
| 01:11:52 |
[BURPlNG ] |
| 01:11:58 |
Here! |
| 01:12:01 |
Huh? |
| 01:12:03 |
-Halt! Who goes there? |
| 01:12:07 |
A barrel. Oh. |
| 01:12:15 |
[SCREAMS] |
| 01:12:36 |
Where are your friends |
| 01:12:39 |
How will l explain this in my new book |
| 01:12:43 |
Got it! l advanced backwards |
| 01:12:49 |
NARRATOR: And so the Gauls |
| 01:12:52 |
Asterix and Obelix were |
| 01:13:01 |
They had feathers in their hair. |
| 01:13:06 |
-How did it go? |
| 01:13:12 |
Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha |
| 01:13:16 |
All right? |
| 01:13:18 |
ALL: Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha |
| 01:13:23 |
Hey-la, hey-la shay-la |
| 01:13:27 |
Hey-la-shay-la-lay-la-loo |
| 01:13:31 |
ALL: |
| 01:13:34 |
Hey-la-shay-la-lay-la-loo |
| 01:13:39 |
Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha |
| 01:13:44 |
Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha |
| 01:13:49 |
NARRATOR: So we say goodbye to the |
| 01:13:53 |
... the might that was Gaul... |
| 01:13:55 |
...and the song that |
