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00:01:39	I've been born-again
00:01:42	Accepting Jesus into your heart
00:01:47	... especially for a three-year-old.
00:01:52	My faith taught me that everything
00:01:57	Mom said that he even had a reason
00:02:01	She explained
00:02:05	Well, I wanted
00:02:11	But God had other plans.
00:02:15	Jesus became
00:02:18	I still don't think
00:02:20	- I was watching this thing on television--
00:02:23	Gosh. Sometimes I think
00:02:26	No, your brother's not retarded.
00:02:29	I was a member in good standing
00:02:33	It's sort of like
00:02:35	Don't kill your baby!
00:02:42	Lillian Cummings.
00:02:43	My mom was finally named
00:02:45	Christian interior decorator
00:02:49	And in spite of living
00:02:53	my future was looking bright.
00:02:55	I had the perfect Christian boyfriend.
00:02:59	And I was about to be a senior
00:03:27	Two weeks before
00:03:29	everything changed.
00:03:34	My boyfriend and I
00:03:36	of telling each other
00:03:39	It's lame, I know.
00:03:42	But this wasn 't exactly
00:03:44	Okay, now my turn.
00:03:48	Okay, ready?
00:04:19	Mary!
00:04:21	Maybe it was
00:04:23	or the shock
00:04:27	... but at that moment,
00:04:37	Dean needs you now.
00:04:39	You must do all you can
00:04:48	It's just a little bump, Mom.
00:04:51	Okay, all right.
00:04:53	Mom was away at the Christian
00:04:56	in Orlando with Pastor Skip--
00:05:01	- Honey?
00:05:03	You didn't tell me
00:05:06	Yeah, everybody loves him.
00:05:08	We've been talking about setting up
00:05:12	when I get back to Cherry Hill.
00:05:15	- I have to go.
00:05:17	Come and get it.
00:05:20	Love you.
00:05:21	- I love you, too.
00:05:24	What's shaking, Skip?
00:05:39	How could my boyfriend be gay?
00:05:42	He's, like,
00:05:44	He's an athlete who's
00:05:48	physically, creatively,
00:05:54	Thank you, Jesus.
00:05:57	Why had he been stricken
00:06:06	I figured I needed to take
00:06:10	I mean,
00:06:13	Jesus spoke to you?
00:06:16	He trusts me.
00:06:18	Okay? You're just gonna
00:06:25	- Just kiss me, okay?
00:06:29	Dean and I worked diligently
00:06:32	for the rest of the summer.
00:06:34	Anything yet?
00:06:40	Now?
00:06:45	Are you sure this isn't a sin?
00:06:48	I was pretty sure
00:06:51	but not sure enough
00:06:54	I needed spiritual guidance
00:07:03	Hilary Faye seemed to have
00:07:08	Christian girls have got to know
00:07:10	I mean, sure, Jesus could restore
00:07:15	especially if I lost it
00:07:19	who wants that?
00:07:21	I'm saving myself until marriage,
00:07:29	What's all that about
00:07:32	I mean, physically,
00:07:34	Yeah, and it's not about reversing
00:07:38	It's about Jesus
00:07:41	That way, you're pure again.
00:07:44	Do it.
00:07:47	My next move was clear.
00:07:49	Nice.
00:07:52	You're getting the hang of it.
00:08:20	How are you doing?
00:08:35	What's going on?
00:08:52	Sure, it was a radical step,
00:08:54	but why else had Jesus
00:08:57	Thank you, Jesus.
00:09:15	Having asked Jesus to restore
00:09:19	in exchange for curing Dean,
00:09:21	I started my senior year
00:09:27	This new van is amazing.
00:09:30	Thanks.
00:09:34	It's official.
00:09:36	The Christian Jewels--
00:09:39	Pin it on.
00:09:45	It's terrific, Hilary Faye.
00:09:48	You're welcome.
00:09:52	Hi, Roland.
00:09:54	- What?
00:09:57	Well, I went rollerblading,
00:10:01	You know, the usual.
00:10:03	Why do you have to make people feel so
00:10:07	I'm sorry, I really don't know
00:10:09	Here's the latest from Godflight.
00:10:12	I love these guys.
00:10:14	They are totally
00:10:20	Veronica was
00:10:22	when they were
00:10:25	Hilary Faye sees her
00:10:28	triumphing over
00:10:32	So what do you think
00:10:35	You're so lucky, Hilary Faye.
00:10:37	Yeah, I could've had
00:10:42	Roland is blessed
00:10:44	In countries like China, Hilary Faye
00:10:49	And then where
00:10:51	China.
00:10:56	Welcome.
00:10:58	You're one of us now.
00:11:01	- What?!
00:11:09	You guys, I'm not gonna have
00:11:12	- You will.
00:11:14	He knows I have to sing
00:11:17	He's coming.
00:11:18	Can you go check?
00:11:21	- Yeah.
00:11:22	Not a problem.
00:11:33	Is Dean ready?
00:11:35	I...
00:11:37	I found this
00:11:42	He's on his way
00:11:45	He could be gone a long time.
00:11:48	We thought you should know.
00:11:51	But...
00:11:53	I'm so sorry, Mary.
00:11:56	Let's go.
00:12:03	Is he coming out, or not?
00:12:06	Not.
00:12:09	Mercy House
00:12:11	where they deal with
00:12:14	to alcoholism, to de-gayification,
00:12:24	I need to tell you guys something.
00:12:32	What? It wasn't like it was
00:12:35	The guy was like
00:12:46	You know, we've never
00:12:50	We're not gonna
00:12:52	Sure.
00:12:55	Hilary Faye.
00:12:58	- You promised me.
00:13:01	What if you had married him?
00:13:02	The gayness would be
00:13:11	Cassandra Edelstein was the only
00:13:16	She transferred in last year
00:13:19	Everyone wanted to get her saved,
00:13:24	Hi, Cass.
00:13:29	Smoking isn't just bad for you,
00:13:33	Secondhand smoke kills.
00:13:34	I'm counting on it.
00:13:37	Oh, my gosh!
00:13:40	I bet she doesn't even have
00:13:46	And I'm right!
00:13:50	Oh, my God.
00:13:59	Come on. We don't want to be late
00:14:09	Let's get to class.
00:14:12	- Hi, Matt.
00:14:22	- I'm a Jewel.
00:14:32	Hey, guys, guess what?
00:14:35	I think Jesus appeared to me
00:14:39	It's okay, it didn't move.
00:14:41	The tank's kinda dirty
00:14:43	but my mom said if you guys--
00:14:45	Okay, Tia, thanks.
00:14:46	- I'll see you after class.
00:14:50	I hope you all
00:14:54	for his divine plan this summer.
00:14:57	I'm sure by now most of you
00:15:00	designed and painted
00:15:02	and donated by her father.
00:15:04	Thank you.
00:15:07	Mary helped.
00:15:08	And speaking of new additions, class.
00:15:18	Most of the boys in school looked
00:15:23	There had to be a catch.
00:15:25	Patrick is Pastor Skip's son.
00:15:27	He's been in South America
00:15:31	and this summer
00:15:33	with the Christian
00:15:35	Nice.
00:15:36	Out there hitting the board
00:15:39	Is nothing sacred to you people?
00:15:41	Before this morning's assembly,
00:15:43	why don't we catch up
00:15:48	Mary, let's start with you.
00:16:09	All right, everyone.
00:16:11	put your hands together
00:16:19	Some of the words to myself
00:16:25	If you were gone,
00:16:31	You're so good to me
00:16:35	I mean that.
00:16:37	Oh, clarity
00:16:41	Dear God
00:16:44	A little piece of Heaven
00:16:47	A little piece of Heaven
00:16:52	So, I figured they would've
00:16:55	This is a special school.
00:17:00	No.
00:17:04	I fell out of a tree
00:17:07	Hilary Faye found me.
00:17:09	She calls it
00:17:12	The miracle
00:17:14	would've been not falling out
00:17:19	Sorry.
00:17:21	Is that why
00:17:26	Yeah.
00:17:29	We should get back inside.
00:17:36	Nice.
00:17:39	- You want a push?
00:17:46	If you stare at my ass again.
00:18:13	Thank you, Jesus.
00:18:23	All right!
00:18:29	Welcome to
00:18:32	Give it up.
00:18:42	Let's get our Christ on.
00:18:46	Y'all wanna walk
00:18:48	The ultimate CEO.
00:18:52	Who's down with G.O.D?
00:18:54	I'm down with the G.O.D!
00:19:00	Jesus Rules!
00:19:15	Let's pray.
00:19:19	Lord, we're gonna have
00:19:20	here at American Eagles
00:19:22	I know I'm not supposed
00:19:25	like when I prayed for an expensive car
00:19:29	but I want this to be
00:19:32	And between you and me...
00:19:34	... I think you'll agree
00:19:36	Thank you for sparing me from
00:19:39	I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy
00:19:42	Daddy still hasn 't stopped drinking,
00:19:45	And I really want to be a Jewel.
00:19:48	I wonder if rollerboy's paralyzed
00:19:51	Oh, yeah, she digs me.
00:19:54	Please, Jesus,
00:19:57	Those Jesus freaks
00:19:59	Especially in front of her.
00:20:02	About Dean and I,
00:20:07	Why is he at Mercy House?
00:20:10	You did restore me, right?
00:20:15	And keep our president safe.
00:20:18	Amen.
00:20:20	Now, who wants to come down here
00:20:26	Who wants to start the year
00:20:29	A lot of temptations
00:20:31	I bet some of you folks
00:20:35	Who wants to recommit
00:20:37	There we go!
00:20:41	All right.
00:20:44	Fantastic.
00:20:46	Praise Jesus.
00:20:48	- There you go.
00:20:57	Welcome home.
00:21:01	Welcome to his home.
00:21:05	Praise Jesus.
00:21:16	Hallelujah!
00:21:21	Hallelujah!
00:21:24	She's speaking
00:21:28	Oh, my God.
00:21:32	She's gonna show her boobs.
00:21:35	She is!
00:21:36	Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
00:21:40	Mahh hotta pooosie!
00:21:42	Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
00:21:45	Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
00:21:49	She's saying
00:21:54	After that, Cassandra's status
00:22:01	It seemed like there was no act
00:22:05	The more she acted out...
00:22:08	... the more Hilary Faye
00:22:10	I am totally glad she wasn't expelled.
00:22:16	She may not know this now,
00:22:18	she's like that much closer
00:22:22	Seriously, she could be some poor savage
00:22:26	who will never know the Lord
00:22:31	I think that's why God has missionaries
00:22:38	Yeah.
00:22:40	- You're Mary, right?
00:22:42	- Thanks, bro.
00:22:44	You played the keyboard
00:22:47	- Thanks.
00:22:48	She knows just how to compliment my
00:22:53	We were just talking about
00:22:58	So, like, what part of the world
00:23:01	'Cause I'm so interested in that.
00:23:04	Honestly, I couldn't say.
00:23:07	No, but how many of them
00:23:10	Guys, I totally scored
00:23:13	Thank you, Tia.
00:23:14	Piss off, asshole!
00:23:16	And another thing--
00:23:19	The muffin shop is closed!
00:23:21	- Come on.
00:23:23	She is in worse shape
00:23:26	We need to show her
00:23:29	- Totally.
00:23:32	Now!
00:23:38	Cass, come join us.
00:23:41	Do you wanna go wait in the van again?
00:23:45	You're handicapped,
00:23:49	Hey, Roland,
00:23:52	and you can give me
00:23:55	Release his parking brake,
00:23:57	You smell like Tia's dad.
00:24:00	Come on. Careful.
00:24:04	I'm having a vision
00:24:06	Cassandra, are you all right?
00:24:07	What she needs to do
00:24:10	I think what she needs
00:24:12	- I'll take her.
00:24:14	Come on, Cassandra.
00:24:15	No, no, let go of the pizza.
00:24:19	Get off of me!
00:24:21	Helping Patrick
00:24:24	was like the most perfect
00:24:26	You really learn a lot about a boy
00:24:30	Hilary Faye, I can see your pad.
00:24:32	- I can see a little bit of it right--
00:24:35	Slowly raise up through the knees,
00:24:40	Good.
00:24:41	And twist and hold.
00:24:43	Come on.
00:24:47	I know what you're looking at, Mary.
00:24:49	And Jesus does, too,
00:25:04	After a threatening letter
00:25:07	they finally broke down
00:25:11	A little too late, I might add.
00:25:13	So, it's all about
00:25:16	And good Christians don't
00:25:20	Lights.
00:25:25	Yes, Mary.
00:25:28	Is it possible Jesus might need us
00:25:37	Of course,
00:25:40	I don't think I get
00:25:45	I don't know.
00:25:47	Which variety of bass
00:25:51	- B--small mouth.
00:25:53	- Large mouth?
00:25:56	This religious figure
00:25:58	for offering to God
00:26:01	- Moses!
00:26:03	I--I'm guessing Abraham?
00:26:06	- That's correct.
00:26:08	- Congratulations. Well done.
00:26:11	Coming up on Lifetime,
00:26:13	Valerie Bertinelli
00:26:17	a sensitive portrayal
00:26:20	This looks good.
00:26:23	There was a feeling
00:26:27	... all honeydew and lilac.
00:26:29	God wasn't just
00:26:33	... he was jumping up and cheering.
00:26:36	And then, well...
00:26:39	... I thought I was pregnant.
00:26:41	I'd been throwing up every morning
00:26:43	and hadn't had my period
00:26:45	So I took a home pregnancy test.
00:26:48	What happened?
00:26:52	I found out I wasn't pregnant.
00:26:56	It was the cancer.
00:27:00	She found all that out
00:27:04	Valerie's struggles made me realize
00:27:08	Dean was getting help,
00:27:11	I was gonna be okay.
00:27:31	- You work here, too?
00:27:34	When I get one I can
00:27:38	You okay?
00:27:40	Yeah, it's just really hot in here.
00:27:43	- I'll see you later.
00:27:51	Please let it be cancer.
00:28:27	The test mentions something
00:28:36	Do you have anything
00:28:43	3:00?
00:28:46	I have my leadership meeting
00:28:53	- You're not wearing that, are you?
00:28:56	You just can't, Mom.
00:28:59	You're right,
00:29:04	- I'll see you later.
00:29:10	Hey, Mary.
00:29:14	- What?!
00:29:26	Can I talk to you?
00:29:31	What's going on?
00:29:34	You promised me.
00:29:40	It's hard.
00:29:41	But I think this is the only way
00:29:46	Don't you think?
00:29:48	Come on.
00:29:51	You're born-again.
00:29:53	I don't know
00:29:56	I've gotta go.
00:29:58	Wait. Don't you need me
00:30:00	Not today, Hil.
00:30:02	Okay. Well, tonight
00:30:08	Prayer circle meeting
00:30:11	I'm conducting it
00:30:28	What?
00:30:31	You know where a guy
00:30:48	What's the matter?
00:30:50	Scared to be seen
00:30:52	No. Scared of being seen
00:30:55	I've been seen with worse.
00:30:57	Hilary Faye's gonna freak out
00:30:59	Who cares?
00:31:02	It's just that I don't
00:31:06	- I'm not really a stripper.
00:31:11	So, how did you
00:31:14	I mean, you're Jewish, right?
00:31:16	Well, after I got expelled
00:31:19	it was either here
00:31:22	I figured I could handle
00:31:26	Lucky me.
00:31:29	- Are you playing footsies with me?
00:31:35	Hey, isn't that...
00:31:38	What is she doing downtown?
00:31:40	There's only one reason Christian girls
00:31:44	- She's planting a pipe bomb?!
00:31:47	With Dean?!
00:31:48	I think there's a better chance
00:31:55	I... I should get home.
00:32:01	Yeah, you should.
00:33:11	Shit.
00:33:21	Fuck.
00:33:34	Goddamn.
00:33:39	And we pray for all the perverts, Lord,
00:33:43	whom at this time,
00:33:46	We join together and beg you
00:33:52	May you lead him
00:33:54	and into your divine light.
00:33:57	Amen.
00:33:59	That was good.
00:34:02	Thank you so much
00:34:05	- Hi, Mary.
00:34:07	How are you? So good to see you.
00:34:10	We were just finishing up, so if you
00:34:14	Jesus is still listening.
00:34:16	Jesus isn't listening, Hilary Faye.
00:34:18	I did everything I could to save Dean,
00:34:22	Let's take a breath--
00:34:23	What can they say and do
00:34:26	Don't embarrass me!
00:34:27	We have to pray about this.
00:34:29	- It's been medically proven.
00:34:33	Wait a second.
00:34:36	Give me that.
00:34:38	You could pollute the Jewels
00:34:42	And I can't have that.
00:34:46	I hope you know
00:34:57	I just got off the phone
00:35:00	Wow! Can she be
00:35:08	What's the matter?
00:35:09	Nothing.
00:35:12	Come on.
00:35:19	Why do you think Dean's parents
00:35:23	They probably thought
00:35:26	Having a child
00:35:30	I can change the oil,
00:35:33	take it to a carwash,
00:35:35	I wouldn't have a clue
00:35:38	What are you saying--you'd actually
00:35:41	Mary, please don't tell me
00:35:49	Should I be worried about you?
00:35:52	I don't need to
00:35:58	No.
00:36:04	My mom just compared me to a car,
00:36:06	so me having a baby
00:36:09	definitely falls into the category
00:36:13	A week after prom
00:36:18	I was going to join
00:36:20	Dean, I'm really sorry
00:36:25	I mean, we should've
00:36:28	But you're the only person
00:36:29	- No, I know that.
00:36:32	It's just--
00:36:34	I need to tell you something.
00:36:36	- Hey, governor.
00:36:41	- Mitch?
00:36:44	He's here for
00:36:46	He even ran away from home
00:36:48	He's like the worst one here.
00:36:50	- You better be careful.
00:36:53	According to the brochure,
00:36:56	What were you gonna say?
00:37:01	Nothing. Just...
00:37:04	I wanted to know
00:37:07	- Wild horses couldn't stop me.
00:37:10	I gotta go. We're doing
00:37:12	Happy Halloween.
00:37:18	Let's go, let's go.
00:37:25	Nice costume.
00:37:27	Thanks.
00:37:30	'Cause we have the same...
00:37:37	If you don't let go, I'll tell everybody
00:37:40	while helping me in the bathroom.
00:37:42	- Is that supposed to embarrass me?
00:37:45	Well, maybe I'm tired
00:37:48	He's all yours!
00:37:50	Thanks.
00:37:52	He doesn't appreciate
00:37:54	Without the strength and love
00:37:57	do you really think Cassandra's
00:38:00	No way.
00:38:01	She's just gonna
00:38:03	By the look of the bruises
00:38:06	Tia, please.
00:38:07	What are you supposed to be?
00:38:10	A roller skate.
00:38:13	I've got something to show you.
00:38:15	You do?
00:38:24	You didn't just do this
00:38:27	Pretty much.
00:38:30	In the meantime,
00:38:33	or a new God or whatever,
00:38:35	but to tell you the truth,
00:38:39	I mean, sure, they can't all be right,
00:38:54	You know, the whole
00:38:56	Don't you have a church
00:38:59	Roland and I saw you
00:39:02	Kudos on the Bono shades,
00:39:05	I was distributing pamphlets.
00:39:07	I was trying to prevent
00:39:12	Thank you.
00:39:14	After we win
00:39:16	we'll distribute religious tracts
00:39:19	- Good one.
00:39:22	Hey, ladies.
00:39:24	- Sorry. You got a second?
00:39:26	Listen, I'm concerned about Mary.
00:39:29	Something's going on.
00:39:30	Yeah, me too.
00:39:32	Well, she's part of your posse,
00:39:37	I'm gonna need you to be a warrior
00:39:40	You mean like shoot her?
00:39:44	No, no, I was thinking
00:39:48	I need someone who's spiritually armed
00:39:52	to love and care
00:39:54	- You down with that?
00:39:57	She's pretty vulnerable right now,
00:40:01	- Hurry! Hurry! Come on!
00:40:04	- Get her!
00:40:08	Stuff her in here!
00:40:14	In the name of Jesus Christ.
00:40:16	I command you,
00:40:18	You're performing
00:40:20	Where are you going?
00:40:22	We've gotta
00:40:24	- It's God's will!
00:40:26	- Christ died for your sins!
00:40:29	Are you not gonna accept
00:40:32	You mean kidnapping? No!
00:40:33	You are backsliding
00:40:35	You've become a magnet for sin.
00:40:38	Sure.
00:40:41	What about last spring break
00:40:43	You are making accusations
00:40:47	Mary, turn away from Satan.
00:40:50	Jesus--he loves you.
00:40:53	You don't know
00:40:57	I am filled with Christ's love!
00:41:00	You are just jealous
00:41:03	This is not a weapon, you idiot.
00:41:17	What, did they send you to
00:41:21	Scooter?
00:41:25	And I don't know
00:41:29	I'd rather walk.
00:41:30	Suit yourself.
00:41:37	She actually tried to exorcise you?
00:41:40	Yeah.
00:41:41	That was nice of her, I guess.
00:41:44	The way things have been going.
00:41:49	Listen, Mary...
00:41:52	I want you to know that I don't think
00:41:54	- Yeah, right.
00:41:57	Mercy House doesn't really exist
00:42:00	It exists more for the people
00:42:03	So why were you at Hilary Faye's
00:42:09	Honestly...
00:42:12	I thought you'd be there.
00:42:22	Well, thank you
00:42:25	Any time.
00:42:33	Do you wanna go out sometime?
00:42:37	What--are you gonna
00:42:39	Come on.
00:42:43	Besides,
00:42:49	I can't.
00:42:54	What about tomorrow night?
00:42:59	Good night, Patrick.
00:43:02	Thank you so much.
00:00:03	We need to...
00:00:07	We need to take a moment
00:00:09	and think about those people
00:00:11	to have the body of Christ
00:00:13	So, let's...
00:00:17	Lucky for me, at our school,
00:00:19	teen pregnancy was about as common
00:00:23	No one really
00:00:25	All right, students...
00:00:26	Except Cassandra.
00:00:28	... and we're going to continue
00:00:31	- Let's--Mary?
00:00:33	- Sure.
00:00:34	Blessed are those who are persecuted
00:00:37	for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven.
00:00:40	Blessed are you when people
00:00:42	and falsely say all kinds of evil
00:00:52	Excuse me.
00:00:56	It doesn't bother you to have
00:00:58	It's so bad for the baby.
00:01:01	I'm not pregnant, okay?
00:01:04	So, what's your plan?
00:01:09	You look like a smuggler.
00:01:13	I'm not gonna sell my...
00:01:22	It's Dean's, isn't it?
00:01:26	You can't do this on your own.
00:01:30	Yes, I can.
00:01:33	No, you can't.
00:01:43	I thought I was helping him.
00:01:47	I thought it was...
00:01:50	... what Jesus wanted me to do.
00:01:55	That's pretty stupid, right?
00:01:59	It's not stupid.
00:02:01	- Yes, it is.
00:02:14	If you're interested.
00:02:15	I know some people
00:02:18	to take naked pictures of you
00:02:20	Oh, yeah?
00:02:25	You need to get out of here.
00:02:30	Are we cutting?
00:02:39	- Should you be driving?
00:02:42	You don't think
00:02:45	No, I mean, you don't have
00:02:48	No.
00:02:55	Here. Years of shoplifting
00:03:01	Did I ever tell you about the time
00:03:04	out of a Piggly Wiggly wearing only
00:03:19	I can't pay for all of this.
00:03:22	Compliments of Hilary Faye.
00:03:31	So, Patrick asked you out,
00:03:35	The boy is a tomcat,
00:03:38	And, double-plus bonus.
00:03:43	He's Pastor Skip's son,
00:03:46	I should tell Patrick to act gay.
00:03:49	Nice, very nice.
00:03:54	Does it ever bother you
00:03:57	He can't walk?!
00:04:00	No, I mean
00:04:03	I don't care.
00:04:05	- He gets me, and I get him.
00:04:09	- Hello, ladies.
00:04:11	Check this out.
00:04:12	I got a candy bar
00:04:16	Oh, Jesus.
00:04:17	Don't look now, but bitch face
00:04:22	Hey, guys.
00:04:24	Merry Christmas.
00:04:29	What's wrong with her?
00:04:31	It's nothing.
00:04:32	I just get this really left-out feeling
00:04:37	Jewish.
00:04:39	Well, if you decided
00:04:42	then you and your people
00:04:46	We should go.
00:04:49	Bye, guys.
00:04:52	- Wait!
00:04:55	- You're right.
00:04:58	I wanna join in on the fun.
00:05:00	I don't want
00:05:02	I want a Christmas tree.
00:05:04	- You're kidding me again, right?
00:05:07	I want a relationship
00:05:11	- Are you serious?
00:05:16	Okay. This is gonna
00:05:20	I don't have all of
00:05:24	Okay, sit down.
00:05:26	First of all. we need to have you
00:05:31	Well, there's all the swears.
00:05:33	I mean, I have
00:05:36	And then there's the sex.
00:05:40	So, Christmas shopping
00:05:43	No, no, I just
00:05:47	She's helping me pick out
00:05:52	- Come here. Sorry.
00:05:54	I just wanna see what's in here.
00:05:56	- But--
00:05:58	- We're not allowed...
00:06:00	- I don't think we should be in here.
00:06:30	It's incredible.
00:06:45	I like you, Mary.
00:06:47	I really do.
00:06:50	Why?
00:06:53	You're beautiful.
00:06:55	And you speak for yourself.
00:06:58	God gave us all free will,
00:07:00	and that day
00:07:03	you weren't afraid to use it.
00:07:06	You inspired me.
00:07:10	You amaze me, Mary.
00:07:21	This is a bad idea.
00:07:22	- Wait a minute.
00:07:26	Why?
00:07:29	I'm sorry.
00:07:32	Mary, wait.
00:07:39	Thanks.
00:07:50	So, I duct taped a piece of rotten bacon
00:07:53	That's disgusting.
00:07:54	She made me listen to
00:07:58	I didn't ask you to get saved.
00:08:00	Anyway, it's not a big deal.
00:08:01	Last year I got saved
00:08:04	Oh, my God!
00:08:07	How do you feel?
00:08:09	I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye.
00:08:11	I told you!
00:08:17	About that, I've decided
00:08:23	Thanks, though!
00:08:24	What?
00:08:30	Who beefed?
00:08:34	She was found to be pregnant
00:08:37	When he had contemplated this,
00:08:40	appeared to him in a dream
00:08:44	"do not be afraid
00:08:47	"because the child conceived in her
00:08:51	Behold, a virgin shall conceive
00:08:55	I know this is,
00:08:57	but don't you ever wonder
00:09:00	I mean, you have to admit
00:09:03	It's not like anyone could use
00:09:08	I don't really think she made it up,
00:09:10	but I could understand
00:09:14	Quit being so stingy.
00:09:16	What? They're my
00:09:19	Hilary Faye, you bought them
00:09:24	You still have that?
00:09:26	I haven't decided
00:09:28	Well, you better decide fast.
00:09:36	Happy Valentine's Day.
00:09:39	- Thank you.
00:09:46	It's a dumb idea anyway.
00:10:14	Mary's been going through
00:10:17	a relationship is the last thing
00:10:21	Yeah, you're
00:10:25	You and Mom
00:10:27	That's because your mom
00:10:29	and I have my responsibilities
00:10:32	Mom told me
00:10:34	Why didn't you just get divorced
00:10:39	Because divorce
00:10:41	Dad, you need to think of a new plan.
00:10:48	I thought you were
00:10:51	It got cancelled.
00:10:53	Again?
00:10:56	Four.
00:11:00	Well, do you wanna
00:11:03	I think this one's
00:11:08	But do you wanna talk?
00:11:11	No.
00:11:17	I keep trying to remind myself
00:11:19	that when Jesus shuts a door,
00:11:22	Yeah, so we have something
00:11:35	- Hello.
00:11:38	I'm trying to get the board to okay
00:11:43	you get the kids into the church
00:11:48	One of the board members says,
00:11:53	between Christian rock
00:11:56	And I said, "Dude, exactly."
00:12:00	You get their attention, and then
00:12:02	and boom,
00:12:05	- Skip.
00:12:07	I don't care.
00:12:09	- You don't care?
00:12:11	I've missed our meetings.
00:12:14	I feel good when I'm with you.
00:12:24	I've missed you, too, yeah.
00:12:27	I wonder why God would give us
00:12:31	if what we're doing is wrong.
00:12:35	What are we doing, Lillian?
00:12:37	We haven't done anything
00:12:43	Is this how people
00:12:47	I mean, I...
00:12:49	All the...
00:12:53	all the preaching
00:12:58	... all the prayers
00:13:09	All I can think about is...
00:13:12	... kissing you.
00:13:15	I want--
00:13:22	Then kiss me.
00:13:39	By Easter, it seemed Jesus
00:13:43	and she was as happy as she was
00:13:47	I'm probably gonna be late tonight
00:13:50	I know. What, are you
00:13:53	Or petrol, you could do petrol.
00:13:57	Pastor Skip suggested Patrick take
00:14:02	He said that by focusing
00:14:05	he would have less time
00:14:08	Or I should say, he would have
00:14:22	Now, that's what I call
00:14:36	Patrick and I and everyone--
00:14:39	- If you guys wanna come, that'd be cool.
00:14:43	So we can watch Hilary Faye
00:14:47	No, thanks.
00:14:48	Cassandra, it's not too late to achieve
00:14:53	Eternal damnation's
00:14:57	- Right?
00:14:58	I should kick your fat,
00:15:01	Really? Do you know
00:15:03	for that type of language, Edelstein?
00:15:05	- And I'm not even fat, okay?!
00:15:08	And your ass is fat!
00:15:10	- Whatever!
00:15:11	I'm two months away from getting
00:15:14	Just... it's hard,
00:15:19	Next time,
00:15:22	I'm sorry.
00:15:24	I wanna show you something.
00:15:28	It's a sonogram I took a while ago.
00:15:32	I'm having a little girl.
00:15:34	You sure you're not having
00:15:36	- Yeah.
00:15:39	You think it's safe
00:15:42	- Safer than at home.
00:15:45	I don't really get how someone
00:15:50	She wasn't always pretty.
00:15:51	My parents didn't want two handicapped
00:15:55	What do you mean
00:15:56	Before we moved to Cherry Hill,
00:15:58	before the fat camps
00:16:00	her outside matched her inside.
00:16:10	Oh, my God.
00:16:14	- Just make sure you put this back.
00:16:17	- What are you doing with that?
00:16:19	Well, well, well.
00:16:23	If it isn't the heathens.
00:16:24	Burn in hell,
00:16:29	Burn in hell,
00:16:31	- She doesn't mean it.
00:16:33	You're gonna be expelled for sure
00:16:40	Pastor Skip put us on work detail
00:16:44	You better be wearing
00:16:46	A particularly cruel punishment.
00:16:48	No, seriously, move it higher.
00:16:50	- Higher!
00:16:52	It's looking really phat.
00:16:54	I'm so glad.
00:16:58	Hey, Mary,
00:17:01	- Sure, thanks.
00:17:06	So, listen, I was wondering,
00:17:12	Why?
00:17:14	Maybe.
00:17:17	- Okay.
00:17:20	Yeah, okay,
00:17:22	As friends.
00:17:28	Okay, as friends.
00:17:29	I thought you were gonna
00:17:32	Tia, would you just shut up?
00:17:33	Do you wanna go back to being
00:17:36	That could easily happen.
00:17:37	Just don't ask stupid questions!
00:17:40	Did you take care of business?
00:17:45	Now, where are you going?
00:17:47	You can tacky-up prom
00:17:50	Oh, my gosh.
00:17:52	Watch me.
00:17:55	Watch me
00:17:58	What?!
00:17:59	Yes, this is she.
00:18:02	Are you serious?
00:18:06	Thank you so much.
00:18:11	Godflight has agreed to perform
00:18:15	Prayer works for everything!
00:18:17	- Oh, my gosh.
00:18:21	Now she's never gonna shut up.
00:18:24	Give her about ten minutes.
00:18:44	Turn them off!
00:18:47	Turn them...
00:18:53	What?
00:18:54	It's not fair.
00:18:56	I am trying to be a good Christian
00:19:00	and I have done nothing
00:19:04	And you know that Cassandra
00:19:06	Do you have proof?
00:19:08	I gave you proof before,
00:19:12	Those who did this will not escape
00:19:24	Please, Lord, don't leave me alone.
00:19:26	They need to know
00:19:34	Please, Lord, please.
00:19:47	Listen, by the end of the week
00:19:49	- She can't do anything.
00:19:54	What's going on?
00:19:56	Oh, my God.
00:19:57	- Somebody call the police.
00:20:01	No way.
00:20:06	Oh, my God.
00:20:08	Holy crap!
00:20:15	- That's sad.
00:20:19	All right. Everybody,
00:20:22	- You two come in with me.
00:20:26	Unacceptable.
00:20:34	Get to class, ladies. Go on.
00:20:39	What?!
00:20:48	- Pastor Skip.
00:21:02	No, nothing more.
00:21:10	What is that?
00:21:16	- Someone get the nurse!
00:21:20	I can't believe
00:21:24	You have everything,
00:21:27	What are you afraid of?
00:21:31	So you offered up
00:21:37	Because Jesus told you to?
00:21:40	- Anything else?
00:21:44	Can I have a word with you?
00:21:52	What's the matter, Skip?
00:21:54	You didn't know
00:21:57	I thought she was stress eating,
00:22:00	You are so blinded by this...
00:22:05	Let me spell it out to you.
00:22:06	God is punishing us for our sin
00:22:12	That doesn't even make sense.
00:22:14	And the longer we lived in sin,
00:22:17	And what's worse is we're not
00:22:20	and we are not fit to help her.
00:22:28	Dean has been here
00:22:31	They can help her.
00:22:35	I wanna think about it.
00:22:38	If you're not gonna send her
00:22:41	I can't see you any more.
00:22:45	Cassandra, wait!
00:22:46	He expelled me!
00:22:49	And the one time
00:22:52	Well, I'll go with you.
00:22:57	I can't deal with this right now,
00:23:00	Wait!
00:23:10	I don't have a ride.
00:25:00	Please help me find him.
00:25:16	You know where a girl
00:25:29	You never fold things.
00:25:31	Well, I'm folding now.
00:25:34	I'm not going to Mercy House.
00:25:36	We agreed
00:25:38	We?!
00:25:39	Pastor Skip said this child needs
00:25:43	So I don't even get a say in this?
00:25:45	You're not prepared
00:25:51	Something like this could
00:25:58	So, what,
00:26:00	Don't talk like that.
00:26:08	It looks so perfect.
00:26:10	Just like the picture that I brought in.
00:26:12	Thank you.
00:26:16	Crap.
00:26:19	I'm sorry, but it's been declined.
00:26:26	I knew it.
00:26:27	Listen, I'm really sorry
00:26:32	Look, this year has been great.
00:26:35	Before you, it was all about Hilary Faye
00:26:39	When you left yesterday,
00:26:44	And it was okay.
00:26:47	So...
00:26:49	So I realized that I might
00:26:54	the same way
00:26:57	I don't wanna be the guy who's
00:27:02	I wanna be the guy who's
00:27:08	And I want you.
00:27:11	I want you, too.
00:27:17	And I thought it was all about the sex.
00:27:20	Oh, well, that too.
00:27:23	Look, I have
00:27:36	Mary, Roland's on the phone.
00:27:39	I got it.
00:27:42	What's going on?
00:27:52	- Hello. Where you headed?
00:28:05	You guys look incredible.
00:28:08	You're not really
00:28:10	Don't get angry,
00:28:16	Hilary Faye's gonna call the cops
00:28:19	No, she won't.
00:28:20	See, I've been snagging
00:28:21	so she wouldn't find out about
00:28:24	Look at this.
00:28:25	She charged a bunch
00:28:28	at 3 A.M. on the morning of the attack.
00:28:30	Now we have proof.
00:28:32	We have every right
00:28:37	Oh, yeah.
00:29:08	So cute.
00:29:09	I got yellow and red
00:29:13	But, Patrick...
00:29:17	It really doesn't matter to me.
00:29:22	Are you sure?
00:29:27	Yeah.
00:29:47	Red. Right.
00:29:48	I can't believe that you guys
00:29:53	So, you in?
00:29:58	I'm in.
00:29:59	I knew Mary was hiding something.
00:30:02	To imagine her humping that pervert
00:30:06	- Gross.
00:30:09	I can't believe your own brother
00:30:11	I can't believe we have to go
00:30:14	Yeah, well, get over it, okay?
00:30:16	When I tried to pay for my hair, my
00:30:20	and the limo guy wouldn't take
00:30:23	It's bad enough we don't have dates.
00:30:25	Hey, let me try that tiara on.
00:30:28	Lay off the tiara, Tia!
00:30:37	Your pimple hardly shows,
00:30:41	Come on, Tia!
00:30:42	Let's go.
00:30:45	Coming.
00:30:46	- Okay?
00:30:48	You can hardly see that thing.
00:30:50	Can you stop bringing it up?
00:30:52	Let's go. Come on, Tia.
00:30:56	Run.
00:30:57	Name the most recognizable
00:31:00	Jesus Christ.
00:31:02	- Madonna?
00:31:05	Newborns bond with their mothers
00:31:08	- Minutes.
00:31:10	No! The correct answer is minutes.
00:31:13	In "The Wizard of Oz,"
00:31:14	Dorothy clicks her heels
00:31:18	Charlene.
00:31:36	Are you ready?
00:31:38	- Sure.
00:31:41	Why are they here?
00:32:56	Praise Jesus, everybody!
00:33:01	We're taking a short break.
00:33:10	We will inherit the earth.
00:33:16	On behalf
00:33:18	I wanna thank
00:33:20	for making our "Light of the World"
00:33:23	Give yourself a round of applause.
00:33:27	But on a sadder note--
00:33:32	but the students
00:33:34	for the attacks on our school
00:33:41	Pastor Skip?
00:33:43	Mary Cummings and Cassandra Edelstein
00:33:46	- Could you please...
00:33:48	We're not going anywhere.
00:33:52	Roland, where have you been?
00:33:56	You look like you survived.
00:34:00	- Excuse me.
00:34:01	All right. Chill out, everybody.
00:34:03	I don't think these students
00:34:05	- What? Are you kidding?
00:34:08	I think the Christian thing to do
00:34:11	The Christian thing to do?
00:34:14	I've been doing
00:34:17	I did not have sex with a gay
00:34:21	- Just cool it, Hil.
00:34:25	And I did not hack into
00:34:27	and cover our walls
00:34:31	You planted that paint on Cassandra
00:34:36	That's such a lie.
00:34:38	Oh, please.
00:34:40	And what does this prove,
00:34:41	except the fact that you stole
00:34:46	... and the clothes
00:34:50	Yeah, she's right, Roland.
00:34:53	Oh, yeah? You swear to God
00:34:59	No, I will not.
00:35:00	You can't swear, can you?
00:35:01	Go ahead, swear it.
00:35:03	Come on, Hil. Swear before God
00:35:15	All right, I swear.
00:35:17	I swear to God
00:35:22	Are you guys happy?
00:35:25	Oh, yes, you did, Hilary Faye.
00:35:28	I found this crammed up
00:35:32	What?
00:35:34	It's got your signature,
00:35:42	Come on, Veronica.
00:35:43	Let me go!
00:35:45	You are nothing but a big fake!
00:35:53	I think you should go, Hilary.
00:35:57	Step aside, please.
00:35:59	- Hil--
00:36:01	- You really should go now.
00:36:02	I designed
00:36:05	And my father
00:36:07	And I got Godflight onstage, okay?!
00:36:10	And I was just doing this
00:36:14	Now, you, get out of my way!
00:36:37	Get out of my way, you freaks!
00:37:02	I'll go get Patrick and Mary.
00:37:08	What are you--
00:37:12	I'm going to my prom.
00:37:14	What, did Mercy House
00:37:21	Not exactly. We sort of led a rebellion
00:37:26	Look, I really...
00:37:28	I wanted to tell you, but--
00:37:31	On the first time?
00:37:34	Yeah.
00:37:40	That is so awesome.
00:37:43	Yeah?
00:37:48	There's something
00:37:51	He's your life-partner, right?
00:37:56	Prom date.
00:37:59	It's really nice to see you.
00:38:03	- Dean, this is Patrick.
00:38:06	Excuse me, Mary.
00:38:07	Listen, son, I suggest you
00:38:10	and back to Mercy House as quick
00:38:14	We've had enough
00:38:16	We're not leaving.
00:38:18	What you and your friends have done
00:38:21	- Jesus, Dad, stop it.
00:38:24	- Dad, it's all a gray area.
00:38:27	Stop it!
00:38:30	I don't need this from you now.
00:38:32	We've been kicked out
00:38:33	and now we're gonna
00:38:35	There's nowhere left for us to go.
00:38:38	I'm supposed to be here.
00:38:40	This is my prom.
00:38:43	There's no room for moral ambiguity here.
00:38:48	So everything that doesn't fit
00:38:49	into some stupid idea
00:38:53	you just try to hide
00:38:57	It's just all too much to live up to.
00:39:01	No one fits in 100% of the time.
00:39:06	Not even you.
00:39:08	I know that, Mary.
00:39:09	I know in my heart
00:39:14	Why would God
00:39:19	... if he wanted us to be the same?
00:39:26	Nowwhat?
00:39:56	Save the heathens, Hilary Faye.
00:40:02	Be a warrior, Hilary Faye!
00:40:05	Sacrifice everything, Hilary Faye!
00:40:14	And here's your big,
00:40:19	Oh, my God.
00:40:23	- I think I'm feeling kind of woozy.
00:40:28	Somebody call an ambulance.
00:40:30	That was so awesome, Hilary Faye!
00:40:40	Jesus Christ!
00:41:05	- You okay?
00:41:09	I crashed my van into Jesus, okay?!
00:41:14	I am not okay!
00:41:17	This is...
00:41:19	... not how I wanted
00:41:24	This is not how I wanted
00:41:29	Well, maybe we could fix it...
00:41:31	... with some glue or something.
00:41:34	I am so sorry, Roland.
00:41:37	I shouldn't have ratted you out
00:41:40	I would have probably
00:41:45	Do you think
00:41:48	Probably not.
00:41:53	Yeah, sure.
00:41:57	Hey, she's over here!
00:42:02	- I'm okay.
00:42:07	- Don't worry. I won't bite.
00:42:10	- It's gonna be okay.
00:42:33	I only got room for one of you.
00:42:35	- I'm the father.
00:42:37	I'm his boyfriend.
00:42:39	That's nice, but I still
00:42:41	Starting the party without me?
00:42:44	Are you okay?
00:42:48	You didn't ruin my life, Mary.
00:42:53	Breathe, baby.
00:43:00	Just keep breathing.
00:43:01	Good girl.
00:43:07	Okay, I'm pretty sure
00:43:10	when he said, "Help Dean."
00:43:13	Look, don't be too harsh.
00:43:15	I'm not the first person
00:43:18	She's perfect.
00:43:20	Looking at her,
00:43:25	to be this random and meaningless
00:43:29	There had to be a God...
00:43:31	or something out there.
00:43:34	Something inside.
00:43:36	You just have to feel it.
00:43:41	Do you want to hold her?
00:44:18	Do you want to hold her, Dean?
00:44:31	I mean, really,
00:44:34	what wouId Jesus do?
00:44:37	I don't know...
00:44:39	... but in the meantime we'll be trying

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