Ast rix Le Gaulois Asterix the Gaul

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00:01:24 Two thousand years ago and more,
00:01:28 conquered the land of the Gauls
00:01:45 The resistance was led by Vercingetorige.
00:01:49 was forced to lay down his arms
00:01:58 lt's an historical fact that Caesar had
00:02:02 One little region held out.
00:02:07 entrenched Romans and it is in this
00:02:12 of our tale, the mighty warrior Asterix.
00:02:22 There he is now, about to go hunting
00:02:27 You'll be back soon Asterix ?
00:02:41 Ah something tells me there are
00:03:00 What hit me ?
00:03:06 The occupation of Gaul as we see
00:03:10 And one sweet morning the legion
00:03:13 Hail Bonus Belonus !
00:03:18 The patrol is back.
00:03:23 Hail Patroleum, lets hear the report !
00:03:30 By Jupiter, how did you men get so
00:03:34 Well, were we outnumbered ?
00:03:37 There was a boy.
00:03:41 And he wasn't too big either.
00:03:44 By Jupiter there is a deep
00:03:52 Well Asterix, anything special happened ?
00:04:00 That all ?
00:04:05 Oh sure, just got a couple
00:04:11 Yum yum roast boars.
00:04:17 l guess the Romans were furious.
00:04:23 They are going to attack us
00:04:28 Why worry as long as Panoramix
00:04:35 That reminds me this is my ration day,
00:04:41 Come along Obelix ?
00:04:51 Hear that ! That's him cutting
00:04:56 Panoramix, Druid ?
00:05:02 What's the matter Panoramix ?
00:05:08 cut my finger with my sickle.
00:05:13 Shhh, it's a secret, come with me !
00:05:25 With stirring motion l mix the potion
00:05:29 The magic potion that increases
00:05:34 Exactly what do you put
00:05:38 The origin of the potion is lost
00:05:43 A Druid can only repeat the secret
00:05:47 is that it contains mistletoe and lobster,
00:05:51 but it tastes good.
00:05:55 Can l have some too ?
00:05:59 You fell into the potion when
00:06:03 of the potion on you
00:06:13 Why don't you try out the effects
00:06:16 Sure here l go.
00:06:52 lt works, old druid it works.
00:06:59 Those poor poor Romans,
00:07:05 And now lets see
00:07:10 And in spite of our siege,
00:07:14 lf they are going to fight
00:07:19 We have to find out their secret .
00:07:24 l must have a volunteer, who will
00:07:36 With so many volunteers l 'll
00:07:51 This game which has come to us
00:07:57 lt was played with one chair less
00:08:03 when the music stopped...
00:08:09 lt's Caligolaminus !
00:08:15 No no l won't go
00:08:19 No not me !
00:08:21 Either you volunteer
00:08:23 lf you insist, l'll go.
00:08:27 Meanwhile in the Gaelic village...
00:08:37 Men it's a long time now since we last
00:08:42 We must be vigilant and remember
00:08:47 Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief !
00:08:52 Chief ! Chief !
00:08:55 Panoramix won't give me any potion,
00:09:02 You weak ?
00:09:06 l shall now sing a lay
00:09:13 Barbarians, they can't
00:09:22 Caligolaminus is now ready !
00:09:35 Put him in chains.
00:09:45 You're going for a stroll near the village
00:09:50 they'll rescue you, when you'll be within
00:09:56 Now how do you like my plan ?
00:10:01 Take him to the enemy.
00:10:07 l'm a real Roman, l'm a Roman, hey !
00:10:22 l'd like to get into a good fight.
00:10:26 The Romans are staying close to their
00:10:31 What's that ?
00:10:37 The sound of chains
00:10:51 How long are we going
00:10:54 Shut up, you'll be the only one spared
00:11:02 Romans coming, they've got a Gaul.
00:11:43 l feel better.
00:11:49 No come on, it's getting late.
00:11:57 Mission accomplished.
00:12:07 Well lets take off his chains.
00:12:12 Tools ? Who needs tools ?
00:12:19 Well who are you ?
00:12:23 l live in Lutetia.
00:12:27 But the Romans and Gauls
00:12:31 Well in their eyes l appear so foxy,
00:12:36 The Romans take you for a spy ?
00:12:46 The heroic patrol, commanded by
00:12:50 At HamsweetHam.
00:12:59 Oh hail, the Gauls came they saw
00:13:08 What a great victory for us !
00:13:12 l hope that Caligolaminus will come
00:13:17 l hope so for him otherwise
00:13:22 And throw him to the lions.
00:13:33 We're approaching the village, there
00:13:38 Oh great !
00:13:42 Asterix and Obelix they brought company !
00:14:03 You'll have to meet our
00:14:05 Where are the Romans ? Let me at them !
00:14:18 Here we are !
00:14:23 l bid you welcome brother and
00:14:27 Well, thanks.
00:14:30 And now l shall carol a song of welcome.
00:14:43 Stroll around the village till supper.
00:14:47 l'll find out what sort of tools
00:15:18 Hey come on Obelix , that stone !
00:15:23 Gosh They really are strong !
00:15:30 There must be a secret to this power.
00:15:35 Hey Caligoliminix ! Supper's ready !
00:15:40 Roast boar.
00:15:48 ls there a secret to your
00:15:56 Yup, but we can't tell it.
00:16:01 Why don't you eat ?
00:16:04 Why can't you tell me what the secret is ?
00:16:24 lt's not fair !
00:16:28 lf we Gauls can't share
00:16:33 lf l was as strong as you l could get past
00:16:38 What do you say ?
00:16:42 My relatives are probably worried.
00:16:56 Panoramix ! Panoramix !
00:17:03 What do you want now Asterix ?
00:17:09 Me, nothing, but our new friend
00:17:14 lts absolutely out of the question.
00:17:17 But l have to get home
00:17:20 What do you work at ?
00:17:22 l'm a guide, l guide for Lutetia
00:17:27 No ! No ! And No !
00:17:33 All right, l get it, you don't want me.
00:17:41 l'll get to Lutetia anyway and
00:17:46 at each bite l'll say,
00:17:50 You can blame Panoramix the Druid !
00:18:02 Oh Well, all right !
00:18:06 Come back, Caligoliminix !
00:18:12 l'll show you the secret of our power,
00:18:17 lt's a secret you can drink ?
00:18:19 lt's a secret you can drink ?
00:18:27 Get your magic potion !
00:18:31 Come and get your potion !
00:18:33 Magic ?
00:18:34 Come and get your potion !
00:18:37 Potion ?
00:18:48 A portion of this potion, can give you
00:18:52 to Lutetia but the effects of it
00:19:11 lt tastes like vegetable soup.
00:19:16 lamb barbecue, clam chowder,
00:19:23 But l don't feel anything special.
00:19:34 But l will never be able to.
00:20:00 Hey little fellow, you have
00:20:24 What are we going to do now ?
00:20:29 Lets the dance now begin !
00:20:34 Take your places !
00:20:45 Step to the right !
00:20:49 Step to the left !
00:20:54 Left row forward, right row back !
00:21:11 Mark your places,
00:21:26 Pull your partners moustache !
00:21:30 Pull your partners moustache !
00:21:34 These are removable moustaches,
00:21:41 Your are no Gaul,
00:21:49 Get the Roman !
00:21:51 lt's no use Asterix, remember
00:21:55 lt's because of you that he escapes.
00:21:57 By my golden sickle, you are the one
00:22:02 Lets forget it, he didn't learn much
00:22:15 Hail Bonus Belonus !
00:22:19 l've learnt the secret of the Gauls.
00:22:23 Where is this potion ?
00:22:26 Come along Caligolaminus, l want to see
00:22:32 Fight them !
00:22:36 Fight them !
00:22:39 l said fight them !
00:22:41 We'll make mincemeat out of them.
00:22:58 That's that !
00:23:06 Wonderful ! Trouble is we don't
00:23:14 l suggest we cut him open
00:23:18 You just try it, come on you just try it.
00:23:23 Your idea isn't bad, but
00:23:27 Sure l refuse !
00:23:30 How long is the potion effective ?
00:23:34 How long ? l don't know.
00:23:40 All right, lift that rock.
00:23:45 There you are.
00:23:47 What a man ! Now don't move, when
00:23:52 it'll mean the effects of the potion
00:23:59 Much much later...
00:24:30 Well now, you don't feel quite so strong ?
00:24:40 lf l can find out what's in that potion,
00:24:51 We leave Bonus Belonus to his
00:24:54 l'm going to gather mistletoe.
00:24:59 No Asterix, you stay here and
00:25:03 due to my potion but your intelligence
00:25:08 Anyhow l won't be very long.
00:25:12 All right.
00:25:30 You Roman nincompoops !
00:25:43 We've captured the Druid, Bonus Belonus.
00:25:48 you can have a pass to go
00:25:53 Rome, l'm going to the circus !
00:25:58 Druid tell me your secret.
00:26:03 This man must talk, get me the torturer.
00:26:07 We'll see if he'll talk or not.
00:26:17 Cough !
00:26:20 Come on druid ! We've been torturing
00:26:25 lt has helped me pass the time.
00:26:32 No !
00:26:38 No
00:26:45 The magical powers of this Druid
00:26:49 And he's so stubborn,
00:27:00 What's the matter Asterix ?
00:27:04 The Druid went to gather mistletoe
00:27:07 l'm going to go and find him.
00:27:12 You had your potion a long time ago.
00:27:18 Panoramix !
00:27:24 Druid, where are you ?
00:27:30 Panoramix !
00:27:35 Panoramix !
00:28:57 Don't worry, don't sell your oxen.
00:29:01 Just sell your cart .
00:29:04 Just sell your cart and go
00:29:07 What a brilliant idea that is !
00:29:17 Stop, stop enough !
00:29:21 Tell me, have you seen
00:29:25 No but l did see one being carried
00:29:28 They were taking him to HamSweetham.
00:29:33 What ? You take me to Hamsweetham.
00:29:44 Hamsweetham is the biggest market
00:29:48 How lucky for me to have met you,
00:30:16 Why are you hiding ?
00:30:21 That's great, l love jokes.
00:30:31 This jackass should get
00:30:37 What are you carrying in your cart ?
00:30:44 By Jupiter, are you laughing at me ?
00:30:51 What is going on here Cracsus Daris ?
00:30:54 This sap is laughing at me,
00:30:57 Let him enter, l know him
00:31:13 That idiot had almost got me caught.
00:31:25 Here we are in camp, are you going
00:31:29 lt's dark, ln the morning it'll be funnier.
00:31:52 Goodnight...
00:32:06 l better start looking for the
00:32:51 Lie down and dine, oh Marcus,
00:33:00 Thank you Oh gracious Bonus.
00:33:09 We must get the secret recipe the
00:33:14 And when we do we shall march
00:33:19 Julius Caesar ?
00:33:23 Right friend, Jules, and the two of us
00:33:37 l have need of him now but later
00:33:43 l'll have him eaten by a lion in Rome,
00:33:52 This is very interesting but it doesn't
00:33:58 Oh he's certainly being
00:34:03 l beg your pardon, l've come
00:34:10 Don't let him get out,
00:34:13 l'll go get some help.
00:34:15 Asterix !
00:34:20 Have you gone mad ? Why did you come
00:34:26 Chief ! Chief !
00:34:27 These asses can't do a thing
00:34:32 l know that, lets have some fun,
00:34:37 Chief ! Chief !
00:34:42 Oh Bonus Belonus
00:34:45 We've captured a Gal, G, Gaul
00:34:50 We need reinforcements
00:34:54 By the great Jupiter,
00:35:51 Surrender, you Gauls, if not l'll order
00:36:04 l hope he surrenders.
00:36:09 The suspense is killing me.
00:36:25 l toss my weapon at your feet as
00:36:30 at Caesar's feet, come on, l'm
00:36:35 Seize that Gaul or l'll have
00:36:39 Lions ?
00:36:42 - And he means it too.
00:37:16 Hey what's happening ?
00:37:23 - Well that's not fair, he might have
00:37:28 He doesn't play fair, it's not nice !
00:37:49 So you refuse to speak, do you Druid ?
00:37:54 your friend may be a bit more gracious !
00:38:08 They've no idea how loquacious l'll be.
00:38:15 Shh they're coming !
00:38:20 Bonus Belonus wants to see you.
00:38:50 You, do you know the
00:38:53 Me ? No !
00:38:57 give me the recipe for the magic potion
00:39:01 You can't scare me Roman.
00:39:07 Well, we shall see, l want this Gaul tied
00:39:14 Here l am, you know my
00:39:30 Pity please, don't hurt me,
00:39:37 Enough, l can't see him
00:39:42 Torturer, desist !
00:39:47 But chief l didn't even get started.
00:39:51 Oh pity please, pity please !
00:39:55 OK druid, let me in on the secret,
00:40:01 l'll prepare the potion in front of you
00:40:06 that l can only find in the forest.
00:40:11 You will have what you need, go with him
00:41:04 l'll need mistletoe...
00:41:09 herbs and a few roots,
00:41:19 The Druid is back.
00:41:23 Then give him one !
00:41:28 Just a pinch of salt, a tiny touch
00:41:35 Bubble ? Bubble oh make it bubble fast.
00:41:39 An ingredient that is important,
00:41:45 Strawberries.
00:41:49 Of course it won't be that easy,
00:41:55 No, send out our fastest messengers,
00:41:59 Strawberries, strawberries !
00:42:08 Asterix, you get good ideas.
00:42:13 sending them strawberry picking,
00:42:27 The messengers have been gone for
00:42:36 The messengers have come back !
00:42:43 Hail Bonus Belonus.
00:42:47 No, no sir !
00:42:50 - And we lost Julius Octopus.
00:42:55 Here l am Bonus Belonus, look l found
00:42:59 merchant just back from Greece,
00:43:05 That's good, you shall have a reward,
00:43:10 my permission to go to the circus.
00:43:18 Druid, here are the strawberries
00:43:23 What do you think of them Asterix ?
00:43:35 Could be worse.
00:43:51 l've changed my opinion
00:43:54 Yes, just what l needed for my potion,
00:43:58 l've had about enough, you're
00:44:05 All right, all right, take it easy,
00:44:16 Stop crying, he'll prepare it.
00:44:21 Of course it won't be as sweet.
00:44:25 can give you a rash.
00:45:00 lt's ready, it's best to serve it hot.
00:45:09 Where is the proof that your potion
00:45:14 l'll be happy to taste it
00:45:17 No, if this potion is the real one
00:45:21 and you will become invincible.
00:45:29 l said l am calling for a volunteer.
00:45:33 Oh Bonus Belonus, don't risk the life
00:45:37 on some ordinary person
00:45:40 Good idea !
00:45:45 You come over here, friend.
00:45:48 Are you well, my good friend ?
00:45:54 my cart but no one wants
00:46:02 l don't quite get what you mean but for
00:46:07 No thanks, l don't drink.
00:46:12 Drink it !
00:46:33 Why are you looking at me ? Didn't you
00:46:39 After drinking this potion,
00:46:42 Me ?
00:46:46 You're so funny, he's a big joker.
00:46:52 We'll find that out, punch somebody !
00:46:57 A volunteer
00:47:14 l would like a bit more enthusiasm
00:47:19 Me, l'll volunteer.
00:47:26 Go on !
00:47:29 Go on, hit him !
00:47:39 By Jupiter, its absolutely marvellous.
00:47:43 Did it hurt much ?
00:47:47 Well you don't need me
00:48:39 That potion is simply,
00:48:53 Forward, come and get your magic potion.
00:49:15 The road to Rome lies before us,
00:49:29 You Druid, you write down the
00:49:33 They will be cooked once it is in our
00:49:38 A good idea yes.
00:49:43 Let us tryout our great new strength.
00:50:06 l'm trying to over do it.
00:50:13 A smaller one.
00:50:24 l'm strong, l am a superman !
00:50:28 What great power !
00:50:30 Bonus Belonus ?
00:50:32 There is no powers
00:50:35 You're right !
00:50:39 So you tricked me you Gauls,
00:50:43 Yes it is !
00:50:55 Oh Bonus Belonus, lets settle
00:50:58 How dare you appear
00:51:04 A good legionnaire
00:51:07 You are right but a legionnaire
00:51:10 But, what, what is gong on ?
00:51:22 What's happening here Druid ?
00:51:26 lotion, an extremely powerful one, the
00:51:31 will grow and grow
00:51:47 l will have you killed.
00:51:54 lf you kill us who will make the antidote
00:52:00 - Yes, we are going to retire to our tent.
00:52:06 Hey you two ! Wait, hey !
00:52:11 What's wrong oh Bonus Belonus ?
00:52:14 l caught my foot in my beard, imbecile !
00:52:40 l am at the mercy of these Gauls,
00:53:07 Three thousand and seventy five.
00:53:10 lt's a new game we invented, one who sees
00:53:17 You've got your goal, you Gaul,
00:53:20 Promise not to split hairs about it ?
00:53:25 That's for the beards.
00:53:28 All right but don't get in my hair again.
00:53:37 Oh to be exact to
00:53:42 All right, l give up, just give me the
00:53:46 Well you see l don't feel very
00:53:51 He gets a hand for being hair brained.
00:53:53 You wouldn't think
00:53:56 All right, all right don't get so upset,
00:54:01 get all the ingredients in the forest.
00:54:05 Yes but with an escort.
00:54:08 Why did you accept so fast,
00:54:11 The effects of the potion l laid down
00:54:16 Tomorrow there won't be any beards,
00:54:22 As soon as l'm rid of this long hair
00:54:26 lt will give me a riotous satisfaction.
00:54:32 We have come to escort you to the forest
00:54:47 l have a plan.
00:54:53 You will keep off my beard.
00:54:57 Keep your beard off from under my feet.
00:55:06 Come on hurry, our beards keep growing.
00:55:11 l think that now l have got
00:55:23 lt's only us.
00:55:28 l've been working all morning, l hope
00:55:35 Where are you going ?
00:55:39 No, better not, you would hinder us,
00:55:42 You guards, watch this tent,
00:55:56 Well that's good, you see Asterix,
00:56:01 our real magic potion, l think we will
00:56:06 of here and here in the big pot
00:56:13 water, salt, vegetables and a marrow
00:56:18 of the Romans l thought
00:56:44 The magic potion is ready,
00:56:58 All right now call our bearded hosts.
00:57:02 Hey Romans, soups on !
00:57:05 You bring that pot out here.
00:57:19 You taste it first.
00:57:32 ls it good ?
00:57:37 lt's your turn Bonus Belonus.
00:57:41 How can we really be sure that this potion
00:57:43 You really are clever, watch my moustache
00:57:57 By Jupiter, it is true, drink men.
00:58:02 They swim like swine.
00:58:11 Now my guards, seize those two Gauls.
00:58:18 Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin.
00:58:20 Let me go, please let me go, help me.
00:58:30 Run, we'll leave while they
00:58:35 l was just starting to have some fun.
00:58:43 Romans !
00:58:50 More Romans !
00:58:58 Many more !
00:59:07 More there ! We are surrounded.
00:59:13 Reinforcements, they got here
00:59:18 lt's not so good.
00:59:20 Now l've got you Gauls,
00:59:25 Oh Bonus Belonus, you are
00:59:31 Urgent ?
00:59:45 Who's cloak is this littering my tent ?
00:59:48 Remnant of Caesar, that which is Caesar.
00:59:51 Julius Caesar ?
01:00:01 l have come to find out what you
01:00:05 And I want to know what has been
01:00:09 from receiving me with all due honour.
01:00:11 Well you see, l mean, we have been
01:00:20 Fighting with Gauls ? How many Gauls ?
01:00:25 By Cleopatra, show me the two man who
01:00:29 a garrison of my legionaries.
01:00:41 Well so there are the terrible Gauls ?
01:00:45 Tell me just what happened here ?
01:00:51 Caesar, Bonus Belonus was trying
01:00:55 would be invincible. He intended
01:00:59 Well, well
01:01:04 You need not bother, and go and shave
01:01:10 leaving for Mongolia, there're other
01:01:14 But l could explain everything.
01:01:22 - And as for you, in exchange for the
01:01:28 allow you your liberty, but
01:01:34 l'll count on that Caesar.
01:01:46 By the Gods here they are.
01:02:01 Hooray Panoramix, Hooray Tunabricks
01:02:06 Let us rejoice because our brothers
01:02:11 Hooray for Tunabricks our chief.
01:02:16 Let the festivities start.
01:02:53 Under a star studded sky, the little
01:02:57 celebrated one more victory. Obtained
01:03:02 lntelligence, magic and courage,
01:03:07 further victories over