Scared Shrekless
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Synced and corrected by 4be1 |
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Run! |
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Run for your life! |
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Oh! Keep away! |
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- Take it! |
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- Take all of it! |
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Candy! |
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Yay. Treats. I love treats. |
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- Felicia. |
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That was a nice grip you |
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Farkle, excellent work with your teeth. |
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- Fergus, my lad... |
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You're gonna have to |
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All in all, not bad for |
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They're growing up so fast. |
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And look who got her |
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Oh, did you see? Farkle |
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- What about little Fergus? |
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Oh, that's all right, sweetie. |
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Mommy didn't get a |
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Fear not, my love. The |
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Hold the phone. Who left the door open? |
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You don't think... someone's inside? |
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Now, who'd be stupid enough |
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- Aah! |
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Booo! |
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Oh, wow... Terrifying. |
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I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now. |
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Happy Halloween, everyone. |
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Oh, man. |
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You said this was gonna scare 'em! |
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Hey! I worked hard on this costume! |
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Oops. Heh heh! |
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Admit it, Shrek. |
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Weren't you even a little bit scared? |
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Donkey, ogres don't get scared. |
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We do the scaring. |
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And that's why we're |
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I bet we can find something |
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- Which would scare me. |
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And what do you have in mind? |
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All of us telling scary |
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There ain't no way you won't be scared! |
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Yes! Stories to make |
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- Yeah! |
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- Yeah! |
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through the night shall be |
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- I accept. |
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Does anyone else want |
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- I'm in! |
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- Huzzah! |
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I think I'm going to take the kids out |
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and terrify a few |
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- Will I see you later? |
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Trick or treat. |
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Ahem. Ahem! |
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I shall begin. |
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Once upon a midnight dreary... |
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There was this crazy |
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and he lived in a mirror! |
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And if you even look at him, |
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you'd wake up in bathtub full of ice |
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with your kidneys gone! |
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Well... Hey, hold on. |
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I didn't say we were doing this here. |
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- Uh... What? |
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I name the place. |
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Okay, fine. |
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- Castle Duloc? |
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Very funny, Shrek. |
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But this is where |
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Ja. Und died. |
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I heard it's haunted by his ghost! |
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If you're all too scared |
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I'll just claim my winnings |
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Wait a minute! |
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We can last in there |
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Fine. Come on then. |
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Hold up, Shrek. |
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You can't just go barging |
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like you own the place. |
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And why not? |
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It's not like there's |
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I still don't know about this, man. |
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You know... Whole creepy |
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goin' on in here. |
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Look, it's that little thingy |
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⪠Welcome to Duloc ⪠|
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⪠It's a creepy town ⪠|
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⪠What was once pristine ⪠|
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⪠Now is all rundown ⪠|
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⪠We will chop off your head ⪠|
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⪠And then laugh when you're dead ⪠|
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⪠Duloc is a creepy place ⪠|
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⪠Come on in, what the heck ⪠|
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⪠Fall right down, break your...⪠|
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⪠Face ⪠|
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⪠Duloc is ⪠|
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⪠Duloc is ⪠|
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⪠Duloc is ⪠|
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⪠A creepy place ⪠|
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Get out. |
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- Ooh! Let's do that again. |
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Well, then... |
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This ought to be fun. |
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Pff. Fun. Yeah, right. |
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I find myself agreeing with boss. |
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This looks to be a very |
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You know what, I just figured out |
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You came as a kiss-up! |
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All right, all right. |
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The quicker I scare |
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the sooner I can be home, |
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Unless anyone else thinks |
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Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! |
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I have a scary story! |
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This isn't the one about you getting |
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- 'Cause that's not scary. |
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If you look at it from my perspective... |
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Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, |
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Get ready to send these |
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'cause I've got a doozy... |
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and it's all true! |
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It was a dark and stormy night... |
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Gingy? |
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My girlfriend kicked me out. |
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I don't know, something about |
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Blah, blah, blah, yack, yack, yack. |
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You? But you are so adorable. |
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I know! |
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I need a good woman, Muffin Man. |
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Ah. I can help you, Gingy. |
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- How about this one? |
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- You like her, huh? |
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- How about this one? |
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No! Don't like it! |
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Okay. Well, how about this one? |
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Yes! That's it! |
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Ah! |
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She's perfect. |
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Wait! More sugar. |
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But that is not the recipe. |
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Trust me, Muffin Man, |
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I want someone |
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I must warn you, Gingy. |
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No one has ever made |
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You are tampering with forces |
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Just put her in the oven! |
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Ah ha ha ha ha! |
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Ah ha ha ha... |
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Ow! |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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Hey. I get a little privacy? |
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- Huh? |
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Oh, oui. |
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Oh, my gosh, I'm in love! |
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A cookie angel. |
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Wow! |
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And you're hot too! |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Oh... |
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I guess it didn't work. |
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Ha ha! |
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Gingy, is it you? |
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Oh, we'll be together forever. |
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Sweet! |
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⪠I can't see me ⪠|
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⪠Loving nobody but you ⪠|
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⪠For all my life ⪠|
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⪠When you're with me ⪠|
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⪠Baby, the skies'll be blue ⪠|
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⪠For all my life ⪠|
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⪠Me and you and you and me ⪠|
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⪠No matter how they toss the dice ⪠|
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⪠It had to be ⪠|
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⪠The only one for me |
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⪠So happy together ⪠|
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- Are ya happy, Gingy? |
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The time since I met you |
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7 1/2 minutes of my life. |
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Good! Because this is |
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I'm going to love you and hold you |
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and feed you and dress you |
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- and cling to you... |
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Hang on to you and |
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- Yeah... |
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- and ever and ever... |
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it's gettin' a little stuffy in here. |
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You know, I might go get some air. |
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Oh, no, you don't. |
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Oh, no... |
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Not without your umbrella. |
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- Come on! |
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Wait for me! |
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Sugar, could you just do me |
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Anything. |
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Could you leave me alone |
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Anything but that. |
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You know, I forgot my gumdrop buttons. |
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Yeah! Could you run over there |
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Sure, I can. I'll be right back. |
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⪠Gingy, Gingy ⪠|
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Run, run, run, as fast as you can |
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if you wanna remain a gingerbread man! |
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Oh! |
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- Oh, Gingy. |
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I don't understand. |
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- I thought you were happy! |
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It's all my fault. |
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No, no, no! Don't try harder! |
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Maybe I'm not pretty enough. |
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I can be pretty... really pretty! |
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- The girl of your dreams. |
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Remember? |
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Farewell! |
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Gingy! |
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Let go, Gingy! |
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Fall with me... |
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so we can be together forever! |
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Here's a thought... |
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You let go! |
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Together! |
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Together fore... |
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Boy, what a night! |
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I'm so glad that is over with! |
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Oh! Oh, well. |
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- Nothing lasts forever. |
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Together forever. |
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Aah! |
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Together forever. |
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Together forever. |
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Together forever. |
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What a nice surprise! |
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Together forever. |
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Together forever. |
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Together forever. |
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Together forever. |
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- Hey... So what's up? |
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I think we both may have said |
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- Together forever! |
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Look, I know you're upset, so... Aah! |
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Why don't we just sit down... |
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and discuss this? |
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Then... they ate me! |
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Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee! |
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They're gonna do that all the way home. |
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I... I gotta go. |
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They're my ride. |
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Wait a minute. |
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If they ate you, |
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Did you not say this was a true story? |
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Um... |
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You made it up, didn't ya? |
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I... hey, look! |
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Aah! |
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Doody heads! |
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And then there were three. |
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Who else wants to step up? |
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I, too, have a terrifying tale to tell. |
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It was a dark and stormy night! |
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Hey... what the... |
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And we needed to find us some shelter! |
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This is my turn to tell a story. |
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Hey, hey. Shh! |
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The kindly innkeeper |
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She made me feel all bubbly inside. |
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My trusty sidekick here |
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- Sidekick? |
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But we are equals. |
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Oh, man. Of course we are... |
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The noble donkey reassured |
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I'm getting a little tired of this... |
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But before Puss could finish his thought, |
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he decided to take a |
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Wh... wh... wha... wha... |
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Well, as long as I am here. |
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But right then, |
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⪠Da-dum, da-dum ⪠|
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⪠Da-dum, da-dum ⪠|
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And Puss was never seen again. |
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Ha ha. The End. |
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No! That's not how the story goes. |
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I was well aware of |
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and went for my steel. |
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Don't worry, little buddy. |
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I'm here to save you! |
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Ohh. You're killing me. |
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It was Prince Charming! |
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He was packing heat, |
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I want revenge! |
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He said. But before anyone |
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Ba-bam! |
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It was awful and it was terrible, |
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and it was really, really scary. |
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What? No! Go back! |
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Although the charming was fast, |
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I was swift enough to |
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Which is exactly what |
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Oh! |
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Charming laughed, |
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Ha ha ha ha ha. |
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Whoa-oa-oa! |
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No, no, no, no, no. |
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I'm sorry, but I would never |
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Instead, I... I... I woke up. |
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Yeah. That's right! |
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It was all a dream. |
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You mean a nightmare. |
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You know you're on the ceiling, right? |
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I will get you for this. |
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Oh! And then the lights went out. |
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It was horrible and sad |
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Mercy? Please! |
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Said Puss with his last dying breath. |
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But when the lights came back on, |
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it was the donkey who |
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Oh, my goodness! |
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Ha ha! And right behind you, |
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- Oh, man. |
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It was a donkey-eating waffle. |
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It was packing heat, |
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I want revenge! |
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The donkey ran. |
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But how far can you run |
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covered in butter wearing a pink tutu? |
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- No! |
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- No! |
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And about to be eaten alive! |
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No, please! Please, |
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- Aah! |
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And the donkey was never seen again. |
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Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah hah! |
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But what Puss didn't know |
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was the one thing he feared |
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- No. You wouldn't. |
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- You didn't! |
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No! Anything but that! |
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No! |
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The End. |
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I'm pretty sure that's cheating. |
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Ha. It worked, didn't it? |
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Hmm. Who's next in our little contest? |
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Oh. Has anyone seen the mice? |
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Are we there yet? |
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- Ha. |
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I think it's time for a story |
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Pff. Yeah, whatever. |
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Whoop. Pshh, pshh, pshh. |
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You had your chance. Now, then... |
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Something beyond comprehension |
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was happening to a little boy |
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on this street... |
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in this house. |
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A man had come as a last resort. |
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Because... |
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no one else would go near the place. |
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Gah! |
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I hear you've been expecting me. |
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- You are the... |
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I am... |
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the babysitter. |
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Yes, sir, yes, thank goodness |
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My boy. |
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I don't know what's gotten into him. |
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I've-a never seen anything like it. |
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Trust me, buddy. |
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I've got three little ogres at home. |
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This will be a piece of cake. |
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Father! |
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Father! |
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O... kay then. |
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Look, I'm-a tell you, |
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- You see? |
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Oh, come on, now. |
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Please, you... |
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It's like he's-a two different people. |
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What your kid needs is discipline, |
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not a bunch of |
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You just gotta walk in there, |
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and show him who's... |
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Please tell me he's an only child. |
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Bobba gone fishpeas. |
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Um... Hello. |
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Whoo! |
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Well, here's your problem. |
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His head's not screwed on right. |
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When you wish upon a star, |
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you get lots of stuff. |
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Well, I wish for a nice, quiet evening |
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where you go to sleep |
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Okay. |
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- Ow! Ow! Oh! |
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Oh! Ah! |
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Mm. |
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See? That was easy. |
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It's like I always say. |
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When it comes to good parenting, |
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You just show him |
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and he's out of bed again, isn't he? |
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You never have this problem |
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Aah! Oh! |
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All right. What's this all about? |
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Voices. |
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- Voices? |
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In here! |
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Telling me what to do! |
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You have voices inside your head. |
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Sometimes. |
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And what kind of things |
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Oh! |
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Oh... |
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The early bird catches the worm! |
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What's gotten into this kid? |
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Hey... Ow! Hey! |
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Maybe you sing him a little song. |
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Come here, y... I... |
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Do I look like the kind of |
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Sing! |
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⪠Lullaby and good night ⪠|
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⪠Close your big, creepy eyes ⪠|
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⪠If you sleep, away I'll creep ⪠|
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⪠And get out of here alive ⪠|
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Oh... You know, |
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once you get past all the |
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he's actually kinda cute. |
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Now where did he go? |
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A bird in the hand is worth |
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Now, there's something |
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Aah! Aah! |
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Get him off! Get him off! |
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Aah! |
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Ooh... |
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Mm... |
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Come back here, you! |
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I regret nothing! |
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Ow! Ooh! |
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Ah! Oh! |
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Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ah! |
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Ah... Ooh... Ahh... |
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Eew! |
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I'm too young to have termites! |
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I'm no termite, Pinocchio. |
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You were the voice in |
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That's right. |
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I'm the one who was putting |
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I'm your conscience, |
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I'll always be in... |
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The End. |
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That wasn't me! |
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I never had any bugs in my head. |
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Ha ha. Ask anyone! |
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Okay, then. |
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Why don't we start by asking... |
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Aah! |
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Uh, now who's cheatin'? |
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Well, Donkey, looks like |
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Go ahead. |
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There ain't nothing |
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Yeah, well, I suppose |
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but sit here in the dark |
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Ghost? What ghost? |
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Farquaad's ghost, of course. |
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As a matter of fact, |
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I believe you had a hand |
00:19:40 |
Hey, man, that was an accident. |
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And besides, all that ghost stuff |
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- You know that! |
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Okay, okay. |
00:19:51 |
That's... that's just the wind. |
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Donkey! |
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And apparently, it knows my name! |
00:20:01 |
That's very funny, Shrek, |
00:20:03 |
Hey, I... I'm standing |
00:20:09 |
No way! This place is not |
00:20:11 |
And when the sun comes up, |
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it's right behind me, isn't it? |
00:20:18 |
Aah! |
00:20:20 |
- Donkey! |
00:20:22 |
Aah! |
00:20:25 |
Ha ha ha ha! Ah... |
00:20:27 |
Well, that's what I'd call a |
00:20:31 |
What do you say we scare |
00:20:34 |
I'd say... |
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Grab the kids, and let's get going. |
00:20:38 |
And that's why we're |
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He was so scared. |
00:20:43 |
You probably |
00:20:45 |
So what else have you got |
00:20:48 |
Hmm. |
00:20:49 |
I've got seven eggs. |
00:20:51 |
Perfect. |
00:20:54 |
I love this holiday. |
00:20:57 |
Hey! |
00:20:59 |
I am not happy! |
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