Scared Shrekless

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00:00:18 Run!
00:00:20 Run for your life!
00:00:22 Oh! Keep away!
00:00:24 - Take it!
00:00:25 - Take all of it!
00:00:31 Candy!
00:00:33 Yay. Treats. I love treats.
00:00:35 - Felicia.
00:00:37 That was a nice grip you
00:00:40 Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
00:00:42 - Fergus, my lad...
00:00:44 You're gonna have to
00:00:46 All in all, not bad for
00:00:49 They're growing up so fast.
00:00:51 And look who got her
00:00:54 Oh, did you see? Farkle
00:00:57 - What about little Fergus?
00:01:00 Oh, that's all right, sweetie.
00:01:01 Mommy didn't get a
00:01:03 Fear not, my love. The
00:01:07 Hold the phone. Who left the door open?
00:01:10 You don't think... someone's inside?
00:01:11 Now, who'd be stupid enough
00:01:16 - Aah!
00:01:18 Booo!
00:01:21 Oh, wow... Terrifying.
00:01:23 I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
00:01:25 Happy Halloween, everyone.
00:01:26 Oh, man.
00:01:27 You said this was gonna scare 'em!
00:01:31 Hey! I worked hard on this costume!
00:01:34 Oops. Heh heh!
00:01:35 Admit it, Shrek.
00:01:36 Weren't you even a little bit scared?
00:01:38 Donkey, ogres don't get scared.
00:01:40 We do the scaring.
00:01:42 And that's why we're
00:01:45 I bet we can find something
00:01:48 - Which would scare me.
00:01:50 And what do you have in mind?
00:01:51 All of us telling scary
00:01:54 There ain't no way you won't be scared!
00:01:56 Yes! Stories to make
00:01:59 - Yeah!
00:02:01 - Yeah!
00:02:03 through the night shall be
00:02:07 - I accept.
00:02:10 Does anyone else want
00:02:13 - I'm in!
00:02:15 - Huzzah!
00:02:17 I think I'm going to take the kids out
00:02:19 and terrify a few
00:02:21 - Will I see you later?
00:02:23 Trick or treat.
00:02:24 Ahem. Ahem!
00:02:25 I shall begin.
00:02:27 Once upon a midnight dreary...
00:02:29 There was this crazy
00:02:31 and he lived in a mirror!
00:02:32 And if you even look at him,
00:02:33 you'd wake up in bathtub full of ice
00:02:35 with your kidneys gone!
00:02:36 Well... Hey, hold on.
00:02:38 I didn't say we were doing this here.
00:02:40 - Uh... What?
00:02:42 I name the place.
00:02:44 Okay, fine.
00:02:49 - Castle Duloc?
00:02:52 Very funny, Shrek.
00:02:53 But this is where
00:02:55 Ja. Und died.
00:02:57 I heard it's haunted by his ghost!
00:02:59 If you're all too scared
00:03:03 I'll just claim my winnings
00:03:06 Wait a minute!
00:03:07 We can last in there
00:03:10 Fine. Come on then.
00:03:12 Hold up, Shrek.
00:03:14 You can't just go barging
00:03:16 like you own the place.
00:03:17 And why not?
00:03:19 It's not like there's
00:03:20 I still don't know about this, man.
00:03:22 You know... Whole creepy
00:03:24 goin' on in here.
00:03:26 Look, it's that little thingy
00:03:33 ♪ Welcome to Duloc ♪
00:03:35 ♪ It's a creepy town ♪
00:03:36 ♪ What was once pristine ♪
00:03:38 ♪ Now is all rundown ♪
00:03:40 ♪ We will chop off your head ♪
00:03:42 ♪ And then laugh when you're dead ♪
00:03:44 ♪ Duloc is a creepy place ♪
00:03:47 ♪ Come on in, what the heck ♪
00:03:49 ♪ Fall right down, break your...♪
00:03:50 ♪ Face ♪
00:03:54 ♪ Duloc is ♪
00:03:56 ♪ Duloc is ♪
00:03:58 ♪ Duloc is ♪
00:03:59 ♪ A creepy place ♪
00:04:04 Get out.
00:04:06 - Ooh! Let's do that again.
00:04:14 Well, then...
00:04:16 This ought to be fun.
00:04:18 Pff. Fun. Yeah, right.
00:04:20 I find myself agreeing with boss.
00:04:22 This looks to be a very
00:04:25 You know what, I just figured out
00:04:27 You came as a kiss-up!
00:04:28 All right, all right.
00:04:31 The quicker I scare
00:04:33 the sooner I can be home,
00:04:36 Unless anyone else thinks
00:04:40 Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me!
00:04:41 I have a scary story!
00:04:42 This isn't the one about you getting
00:04:46 - 'Cause that's not scary.
00:04:48 If you look at it from my perspective...
00:04:50 Hey, guess what, Pinocchio,
00:04:52 Get ready to send these
00:04:55 'cause I've got a doozy...
00:04:56 and it's all true!
00:05:01 It was a dark and stormy night...
00:05:09 Gingy?
00:05:10 My girlfriend kicked me out.
00:05:13 I don't know, something about
00:05:16 Blah, blah, blah, yack, yack, yack.
00:05:19 You? But you are so adorable.
00:05:21 I know!
00:05:23 I need a good woman, Muffin Man.
00:05:25 Ah. I can help you, Gingy.
00:05:28 - How about this one?
00:05:31 - You like her, huh?
00:05:33 - How about this one?
00:05:35 No! Don't like it!
00:05:36 Okay. Well, how about this one?
00:05:38 Yes! That's it!
00:05:40 Ah!
00:05:42 She's perfect.
00:05:48 Wait! More sugar.
00:05:50 But that is not the recipe.
00:05:52 Trust me, Muffin Man,
00:05:55 I want someone
00:05:58 I must warn you, Gingy.
00:05:59 No one has ever made
00:06:02 You are tampering with forces
00:06:07 Just put her in the oven!
00:06:22 Ah ha ha ha ha!
00:06:25 Ah ha ha ha...
00:06:26 Ow!
00:06:28 Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:31 Hey. I get a little privacy?
00:06:33 - Huh?
00:06:35 Oh, oui.
00:06:49 Oh, my gosh, I'm in love!
00:06:51 A cookie angel.
00:06:54 Wow!
00:06:55 And you're hot too!
00:06:57 Hello?
00:06:59 Hello?
00:07:02 Oh...
00:07:03 I guess it didn't work.
00:07:15 Ha ha!
00:07:17 Gingy, is it you?
00:07:21 Oh, we'll be together forever.
00:07:23 Sweet!
00:07:25 ♪ I can't see me ♪
00:07:27 ♪ Loving nobody but you ♪
00:07:29 ♪ For all my life ♪
00:07:33 ♪ When you're with me ♪
00:07:35 ♪ Baby, the skies'll be blue ♪
00:07:38 ♪ For all my life ♪
00:07:42 ♪ Me and you and you and me ♪
00:07:44 ♪ No matter how they toss the dice ♪
00:07:47 ♪ It had to be ♪
00:07:48 ♪ The only one for me
00:07:52 ♪ So happy together ♪
00:07:55 - Are ya happy, Gingy?
00:07:58 The time since I met you
00:08:00 7 1/2 minutes of my life.
00:08:02 Good! Because this is
00:08:05 I'm going to love you and hold you
00:08:08 and feed you and dress you
00:08:09 - and cling to you...
00:08:11 Hang on to you and
00:08:14 - Yeah...
00:08:16 - and ever and ever...
00:08:17 it's gettin' a little stuffy in here.
00:08:19 You know, I might go get some air.
00:08:22 Oh, no, you don't.
00:08:23 Oh, no...
00:08:24 Not without your umbrella.
00:08:26 - Come on!
00:08:29 Wait for me!
00:08:31 Sugar, could you just do me
00:08:34 Anything.
00:08:35 Could you leave me alone
00:08:38 Anything but that.
00:08:40 You know, I forgot my gumdrop buttons.
00:08:42 Yeah! Could you run over there
00:08:45 Sure, I can. I'll be right back.
00:08:47 ♪ Gingy, Gingy ♪
00:08:48 Run, run, run, as fast as you can
00:08:50 if you wanna remain a gingerbread man!
00:08:57 Oh!
00:08:58 - Oh, Gingy.
00:08:59 I don't understand.
00:09:02 - I thought you were happy!
00:09:04 It's all my fault.
00:09:07 No, no, no! Don't try harder!
00:09:09 Maybe I'm not pretty enough.
00:09:11 I can be pretty... really pretty!
00:09:14 - The girl of your dreams.
00:09:15 Remember?
00:09:16 Farewell!
00:09:19 Gingy!
00:09:21 Let go, Gingy!
00:09:24 Fall with me...
00:09:26 so we can be together forever!
00:09:28 Here's a thought...
00:09:30 You let go!
00:09:31 Together!
00:09:32 Together fore...
00:09:37 Boy, what a night!
00:09:39 I'm so glad that is over with!
00:09:41 Oh! Oh, well.
00:09:42 - Nothing lasts forever.
00:10:07 Together forever.
00:10:09 Aah!
00:10:10 Together forever.
00:10:13 Together forever.
00:10:15 Together forever.
00:10:18 What a nice surprise!
00:10:20 Together forever.
00:10:23 Together forever.
00:10:25 Together forever.
00:10:27 Together forever.
00:10:30 - Hey... So what's up?
00:10:32 I think we both may have said
00:10:36 - Together forever!
00:10:39 Look, I know you're upset, so... Aah!
00:10:42 Why don't we just sit down...
00:10:43 and discuss this?
00:10:46 Then... they ate me!
00:10:48 Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!
00:10:52 They're gonna do that all the way home.
00:10:53 I... I gotta go.
00:10:55 They're my ride.
00:10:56 Wait a minute.
00:10:57 If they ate you,
00:11:02 Did you not say this was a true story?
00:11:04 Um...
00:11:05 You made it up, didn't ya?
00:11:07 I... hey, look!
00:11:10 Aah!
00:11:12 Doody heads!
00:11:16 And then there were three.
00:11:17 Who else wants to step up?
00:11:19 I, too, have a terrifying tale to tell.
00:11:22 It was a dark and stormy night!
00:11:24 Hey... what the...
00:11:26 And we needed to find us some shelter!
00:11:31 This is my turn to tell a story.
00:11:34 Hey, hey. Shh!
00:11:36 The kindly innkeeper
00:11:38 She made me feel all bubbly inside.
00:11:40 My trusty sidekick here
00:11:43 - Sidekick?
00:11:45 But we are equals.
00:11:46 Oh, man. Of course we are...
00:11:48 The noble donkey reassured
00:11:51 I'm getting a little tired of this...
00:11:53 But before Puss could finish his thought,
00:11:54 he decided to take a
00:11:56 Wh... wh... wha... wha...
00:11:58 Well, as long as I am here.
00:12:00 But right then,
00:12:05 ♪ Da-dum, da-dum ♪
00:12:07 ♪ Da-dum, da-dum ♪
00:12:09 And Puss was never seen again.
00:12:12 Ha ha. The End.
00:12:14 No! That's not how the story goes.
00:12:16 I was well aware of
00:12:19 and went for my steel.
00:12:21 Don't worry, little buddy.
00:12:22 I'm here to save you!
00:12:24 Ohh. You're killing me.
00:12:25 It was Prince Charming!
00:12:27 He was packing heat,
00:12:29 I want revenge!
00:12:31 He said. But before anyone
00:12:33 Ba-bam!
00:12:35 It was awful and it was terrible,
00:12:36 and it was really, really scary.
00:12:37 What? No! Go back!
00:12:41 Although the charming was fast,
00:12:43 I was swift enough to
00:12:46 Which is exactly what
00:12:49 Oh!
00:12:51 Charming laughed,
00:12:52 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:12:54 Whoa-oa-oa!
00:12:57 No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:58 I'm sorry, but I would never
00:13:01 Instead, I... I... I woke up.
00:13:04 Yeah. That's right!
00:13:05 It was all a dream.
00:13:07 You mean a nightmare.
00:13:09 You know you're on the ceiling, right?
00:13:11 I will get you for this.
00:13:13 Oh! And then the lights went out.
00:13:15 It was horrible and sad
00:13:18 Mercy? Please!
00:13:19 Said Puss with his last dying breath.
00:13:21 But when the lights came back on,
00:13:24 it was the donkey who
00:13:26 Oh, my goodness!
00:13:27 Ha ha! And right behind you,
00:13:31 - Oh, man.
00:13:33 It was a donkey-eating waffle.
00:13:36 It was packing heat,
00:13:38 I want revenge!
00:13:41 The donkey ran.
00:13:43 But how far can you run
00:13:45 covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?
00:13:47 - No!
00:13:49 - No!
00:13:50 And about to be eaten alive!
00:13:53 No, please! Please,
00:13:56 - Aah!
00:13:58 And the donkey was never seen again.
00:14:03 Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah hah!
00:14:05 But what Puss didn't know
00:14:07 was the one thing he feared
00:14:10 - No. You wouldn't.
00:14:12 - You didn't!
00:14:13 No! Anything but that!
00:14:15 No!
00:14:21 The End.
00:14:23 I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
00:14:25 Ha. It worked, didn't it?
00:14:27 Hmm. Who's next in our little contest?
00:14:30 Oh. Has anyone seen the mice?
00:14:36 Are we there yet?
00:14:39 - Ha.
00:14:40 I think it's time for a story
00:14:44 Pff. Yeah, whatever.
00:14:46 Whoop. Pshh, pshh, pshh.
00:14:47 You had your chance. Now, then...
00:14:50 Something beyond comprehension
00:14:52 was happening to a little boy
00:14:54 on this street...
00:14:56 in this house.
00:14:57 A man had come as a last resort.
00:15:01 Because...
00:15:03 no one else would go near the place.
00:15:09 Gah!
00:15:10 I hear you've been expecting me.
00:15:13 - You are the...
00:15:15 I am...
00:15:18 the babysitter.
00:15:20 Yes, sir, yes, thank goodness
00:15:25 My boy.
00:15:26 I don't know what's gotten into him.
00:15:28 I've-a never seen anything like it.
00:15:29 Trust me, buddy.
00:15:30 I've got three little ogres at home.
00:15:32 This will be a piece of cake.
00:15:34 Father!
00:15:39 Father!
00:15:41 O... kay then.
00:15:43 Look, I'm-a tell you,
00:15:46 - You see?
00:15:48 Oh, come on, now.
00:15:51 Please, you...
00:15:53 It's like he's-a two different people.
00:15:54 What your kid needs is discipline,
00:15:56 not a bunch of
00:15:59 You just gotta walk in there,
00:16:02 and show him who's...
00:16:06 Please tell me he's an only child.
00:16:09 Bobba gone fishpeas.
00:16:10 Um... Hello.
00:16:13 Whoo!
00:16:14 Well, here's your problem.
00:16:16 His head's not screwed on right.
00:16:18 When you wish upon a star,
00:16:21 you get lots of stuff.
00:16:23 Well, I wish for a nice, quiet evening
00:16:25 where you go to sleep
00:16:28 Okay.
00:16:29 - Ow! Ow! Oh!
00:16:31 Oh! Ah!
00:16:32 Mm.
00:16:35 See? That was easy.
00:16:37 It's like I always say.
00:16:39 When it comes to good parenting,
00:16:42 You just show him
00:16:45 and he's out of bed again, isn't he?
00:16:49 You never have this problem
00:16:52 Aah! Oh!
00:16:53 All right. What's this all about?
00:16:55 Voices.
00:16:56 - Voices?
00:16:58 In here!
00:17:00 Telling me what to do!
00:17:03 You have voices inside your head.
00:17:06 Sometimes.
00:17:08 And what kind of things
00:17:12 Oh!
00:17:16 Oh...
00:17:18 The early bird catches the worm!
00:17:19 What's gotten into this kid?
00:17:21 Hey... Ow! Hey!
00:17:23 Maybe you sing him a little song.
00:17:25 Come here, y... I...
00:17:27 Do I look like the kind of
00:17:30 Sing!
00:17:31 ♪ Lullaby and good night ♪
00:17:33 ♪ Close your big, creepy eyes ♪
00:17:36 ♪ If you sleep, away I'll creep ♪
00:17:40 ♪ And get out of here alive ♪
00:17:44 Oh... You know,
00:17:45 once you get past all the
00:17:48 he's actually kinda cute.
00:17:51 Now where did he go?
00:17:54 A bird in the hand is worth
00:17:59 Now, there's something
00:18:01 Aah! Aah!
00:18:02 Get him off! Get him off!
00:18:06 Aah!
00:18:08 Ooh...
00:18:12 Mm...
00:18:13 Come back here, you!
00:18:15 I regret nothing!
00:18:18 Ow! Ooh!
00:18:20 Ah! Oh!
00:18:22 Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ah!
00:18:25 Ah... Ooh... Ahh...
00:18:32 Eew!
00:18:34 I'm too young to have termites!
00:18:36 I'm no termite, Pinocchio.
00:18:39 You were the voice in
00:18:42 That's right.
00:18:43 I'm the one who was putting
00:18:46 I'm your conscience,
00:18:48 I'll always be in...
00:18:54 The End.
00:18:56 That wasn't me!
00:18:57 I never had any bugs in my head.
00:19:00 Ha ha. Ask anyone!
00:19:02 Okay, then.
00:19:03 Why don't we start by asking...
00:19:08 Aah!
00:19:13 Uh, now who's cheatin'?
00:19:18 Well, Donkey, looks like
00:19:21 Go ahead.
00:19:22 There ain't nothing
00:19:25 Yeah, well, I suppose
00:19:27 but sit here in the dark
00:19:31 Ghost? What ghost?
00:19:32 Farquaad's ghost, of course.
00:19:34 As a matter of fact,
00:19:36 I believe you had a hand
00:19:40 Hey, man, that was an accident.
00:19:41 And besides, all that ghost stuff
00:19:45 - You know that!
00:19:49 Okay, okay.
00:19:51 That's... that's just the wind.
00:19:53 Donkey!
00:19:54 And apparently, it knows my name!
00:20:01 That's very funny, Shrek,
00:20:03 Hey, I... I'm standing
00:20:09 No way! This place is not
00:20:11 And when the sun comes up,
00:20:14 it's right behind me, isn't it?
00:20:18 Aah!
00:20:20 - Donkey!
00:20:22 Aah!
00:20:25 Ha ha ha ha! Ah...
00:20:27 Well, that's what I'd call a
00:20:31 What do you say we scare
00:20:34 I'd say...
00:20:35 Grab the kids, and let's get going.
00:20:38 And that's why we're
00:20:42 He was so scared.
00:20:43 You probably
00:20:45 So what else have you got
00:20:48 Hmm.
00:20:49 I've got seven eggs.
00:20:51 Perfect.
00:20:54 I love this holiday.
00:20:57 Hey!
00:20:59 I am not happy!
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