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Scary Movie 3
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Day after day... |
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The store that one might... |
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I hate television. |
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There's so many magnetic waves |
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because of TV and television, |
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10 times as many brain cells |
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Oh, please. |
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"The cow says blank." |
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Three letters. |
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Dude! |
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"Dude"! |
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I don't know. |
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I don't understand the |
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You know what else I heard? |
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Magnetic waves shrink |
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Oh, my God! |
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It's not working! |
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It's backwards! |
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- What do we do? |
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Oh, my God! |
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That was kind of scary. |
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- I know something even scarier. |
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Have you heard about |
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Where they do it on the boat? |
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And then in the bathtub? |
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He's like, "Baby, I love you." |
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- And did you see the... |
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Not that tape. |
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The one with |
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After you watch the tape, |
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And this scary voice comes on |
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Seven days. I saw that one |
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You were with Josh last weekend? |
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Oh, my God! |
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Oh, yes, I was. |
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Oh, you ho! |
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You know it! |
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This is really weird. |
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Yeah. |
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Big house, only one phone. |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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I'm coming for you, my precious. |
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Hi, Mom. |
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Hi, precious. |
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Hey, ask her which bathroom has |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Katie? |
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Katie? |
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Katie? |
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Are you okay? |
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Are you okay? |
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God! |
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Tom, did you hear... |
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The dogs are acting strange. |
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Sue! |
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What are you doing out here? |
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We were worried sick. |
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What's wrong? |
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I wonder what they're |
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And now... |
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Washington DC's |
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"The Morning News." |
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Good morning. |
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For our top story, |
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Thank you, Ross. |
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There's a developing story |
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A mysterious |
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in local farmer Tom Logan's |
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Elaborate prank |
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We'll update you as soon as we |
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But either way, |
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is happening in that small town. |
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Ross? |
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I'm sorry. |
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Coming up, more news after this. |
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- Cindy, you got a second? |
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I want you to take a look at |
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But I'd rather stick with |
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Oh, come on. You know |
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No, I'm telling you, I sense |
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Call it women's intuition |
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But I can tell |
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My eyes! |
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Cindy, it's sweeps month. |
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People want |
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Like the one you did yesterday. |
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The report |
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It was just 10 minutes |
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I mean, come on. |
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Why are these so interesting? |
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Oh, for God's sake. |
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People don't care about this. |
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They want hard-hitting stories |
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And twins! |
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You think it was |
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who cut that stuff |
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All I know is my crops are gone. |
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The bank's gonna foreclose |
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I got 60 days |
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I'm sorry. |
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The last thing you needed |
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...hardship in your life. |
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Especially after |
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Sheriff, I don't need |
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I didn't mean to upset you, |
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Please. |
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I lost my faith |
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Your faith will return. |
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Just as sure |
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Sounds like a long shot. |
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Look, there's always |
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for all this so-called |
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Maybe you're right. |
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It was probably |
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And when I get through |
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I doubt you'll be seeing |
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for a long time. |
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You'll see. |
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You all right, Tom? |
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George! |
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George! |
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I need you back here tomorrow |
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That tractor needs fixing. |
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Sorry, dawg. I can't help you. |
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Not that stupid |
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Damn it, when are you going to |
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I got a dream! |
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- What is your dream? |
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George, all you've done |
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"I want to be an astronaut. |
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Gynecologist to the stars." |
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And now this stupid |
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For your information, |
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this hip-hop thing is gonna |
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I'm gonna win that rap battle. |
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Rap battle? |
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You just hate me |
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You don't have any faith in me. |
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You don't have any faith |
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So why don't you just worry |
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and I'll worry about... |
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Cody! |
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You're late again, Aunt Cindy. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Cindy! |
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Brenda, hi! |
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Oh, it's great to see you! |
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Oh, it's been so long. |
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Oh, too long. |
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I've had to spend more |
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The news just keeps coming in. |
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What was the assignment? |
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Draw your family and friends. |
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Anyone new in your life, Cindy? |
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Well, you know, I just haven't |
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I'm looking for something more |
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I know. |
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No, I want great sex. |
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That's what I'm talking 'bout! |
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You want a guy that's like, |
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You know what I'm saying? |
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Did I say stop drawing? |
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Look, when I meet Mr. Right, |
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Uncle George! |
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Hey, sweetie! |
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How are you? |
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Go get your stuff, okay? |
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I know you. |
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You're Tom Logan's brother. |
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And you're that reporter, |
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You did the story |
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Crop circles. |
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Right. |
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So, you're here |
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Nephew, Cody. |
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You don't dress like a farmer. |
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My brother's the farmer. |
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I'm the rapper. |
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- Hmm. |
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And here's the 6-1-1 on that. |
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That's phone repair. |
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Right. |
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So, I'll be doing the rap battle |
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Oh, I don't believe this shit. |
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Word! |
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I'll be rappin', |
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I'll be tappin', |
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I'll be happen-ing. |
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Ding, bing, wing. |
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- Yo! |
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Would, could, should, 'hood. |
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Gug, mug, dug, bug. |
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If we say we'll come, |
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Okay, then. |
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I'll see you guys |
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Okay. Bye. |
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Peace out. |
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Now, who the fuck did that? |
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Honey, what is it? |
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Are you having |
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There's a girl... |
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She wants to kill you. |
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Your period starts |
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What else? |
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I see a little boy |
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But no father. |
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Oh, Cody. |
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I see you kneeling in dog shit. |
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What? |
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Oh, for God's sake. |
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Cody, don't you understand? |
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As long as we have each other, |
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I know things have been tough |
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God, I have been so selfish. |
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From now on, I'm gonna be |
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Damn! |
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Wait, Cindy! |
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Honey, I'm gonna be |
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Do you know who she is? |
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No. |
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But sometimes she talks to me. |
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She's coming tonight. |
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Oh, Father Muldoon. |
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Cindy. |
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I'm so grateful you could come. |
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I've called all over |
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I don't mind filling in |
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Where is little Cody? |
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I don't know. |
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He must be back in his room, |
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Anyway, I left a number where |
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Also, he has a little rash |
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So make sure he takes a bath. |
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Thank you, Father. |
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Cody? |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Hey, look, before we get on |
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I got a couple announcements |
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I know y'all want to bust a cap |
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for your favorite rapper. |
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But if you could please hold on |
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until the end of the show. |
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Let's just put the safeties on. |
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It's on the left side of the gun |
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Will somebody get his ass |
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All right. |
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Whoa! |
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Mother... |
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Brenda, is something wrong? |
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I don't know. All that stuff |
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I just got a weird feeling |
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Like when you see |
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behind the wheel of a car. |
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Cindy, after the show, you think |
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and hang out with me? |
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I don't want to be alone. |
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Oh, of course I will, Brenda. |
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Oh, I love you. |
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Pay my way, okay? |
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Yo, yo, yo, George! |
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What's up with the man |
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on the streets, baby? |
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- What's good with you, boy? |
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What's good, baby? |
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Finally, the white man is gonna |
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on how to rap. |
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- Yeah! |
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How many people are here, |
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I don't know, man. |
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100, 200 whitey-hating, |
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ready to bust a cap |
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- who ain't bringing that shit. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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What's wrong, George? |
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You ever wonder when it's time |
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and start living down here? |
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No, but what if we stop living |
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My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live |
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But that bitch got evicted. |
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- Word? What for? |
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- Mice. |
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No, man. Rats are outside. |
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What if a mouse goes outside? |
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If a rat is in the house, |
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I ain't never seen |
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That's because it's a rat, fool! |
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Damn, you might have just made |
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Fellas, what are you guys |
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Yo, George, you need something? |
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'Cause I will do anything |
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Anything. |
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Well, about those |
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whitey-hating gangsters, |
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- What he need is a hype man. |
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You can be his Spliff Star. |
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That's me. |
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That's my job, baby! |
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You know that. |
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I'm cool. |
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When you a hype man, |
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All right, all right, all right! |
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That's what I'm talking about. |
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Right? |
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I thought you were both |
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Ghastly. |
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What? |
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I don't know |
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This club is totally pathetic. |
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You ready, George? |
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- It's showtime, baby. |
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I just want to let you know |
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on that stage tonight... |
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you'll always be in my heart. |
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Oh, that's love. |
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- I love you. |
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I love you, man. |
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Can you feel my love |
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Can you feel it? |
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I can't get around! |
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Come on, dawg! |
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You go out there and you |
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You do your thing tonight, |
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- Okay. Cool. |
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We love each other. |
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I'm gonna go bring you on. |
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Let's do it, baby. |
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Yeah. |
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Y'all ready |
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To my left, we have |
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Hailing from Fort Apache |
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BX! |
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Some of y'all call him |
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Some of y'all call him |
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Some of y'all call him |
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Stick 'em up! |
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But, tonight, let's give it up |
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I got to go against him? |
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Give it up! |
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What you think, |
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Joe! Joe! Joe! |
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No, man, they're saying, |
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Now my challenger. |
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He's a farmer rapper. |
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So you know he been kicking |
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Let's give it up |
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That's what I'm talking about! |
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Come on, everybody! |
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That's right. |
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You're the reigning champion, |
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Yo, deejay, spin that shit! |
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These guys can't be serious |
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Okay, let's go! |
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All right! |
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All right! |
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That was tight, Fat Joe. |
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Now everybody give it up |
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Deejay, spin that shit! |
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Come on! Come on! |
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- Check it out. |
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That's what I'm talking about! |
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Give it up for George! |
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That's my boy right there! |
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Oh, shit. |
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George! George! |
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Lose the hood! |
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- I know. We're in the 'hood now! |
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He's a dead man. |
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You guys feeling me? |
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Whoa! Whoa! |
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That's it. |
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Oh, man, you can't give up rap |
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Rap shmap. |
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Look! You still got it! |
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Thanks for coming over |
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I guess I'm just going through |
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Brenda, you want to tell me |
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Well, there's something |
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I saw a tape. |
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I think you should know |
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It had these really |
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Brenda, it was Mardi Gras. |
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I never drank vodka before, |
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No, not that tape, Cindy. |
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Well, I guess it's just |
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You watch it. |
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And as soon as it's over, |
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and a creepy voice says... |
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"You're gonna die in seven days." |
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And seven days later... |
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When did you watch it? |
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A week ago. |
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A week ago tonight. |
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Brenda. |
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Oh, my God! |
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Oh, Brenda! |
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Brenda! |
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Oh, my God! |
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Ketchup! |
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You should have seen |
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You got me! |
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Brenda? Brenda? |
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Oh, my God, Brenda! |
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I can't believe you fell |
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But it seemed so real! |
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- It did, didn't it? |
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Yeah! I really sold |
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I just love the look on |
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Girl, you are too easy. |
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I got you |
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Girl, you were scared! |
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Well, I know! |
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Oh, come on. |
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Well, you've taken it |
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I'm gonna go get |
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Cindy? |
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Oh, forget it. |
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Oh, come on. |
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Cindy, the news is on. |
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Another little white girl |
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50 black people get their |
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but the whole world got to stop |
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for one little whitey |
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Cindy! |
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The TV's leaking! |
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Cindy? |
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Cindy, something's wrong here. |
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Cindy, this bitch |
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Cindy, help me! |
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I'm not listening. |
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Get up, you little ugly bitch, |
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Come on! |
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What you gonna do? |
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I'm whipping her ass, Cindy! |
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Yeah! |
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Cindy, please help me! |
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Cindy! |
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Okay. |
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Hello? |
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Father Muldoon here. |
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Thanks again, Father. |
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Brenda? |
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Brenda? |
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Brenda? |
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Oh, my God. |
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Yes. Yes. |
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Thank you. |
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Sue's teacher, Brenda. |
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She's... |
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She's dead. |
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I better tell her. |
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No, no, no. |
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Sue? |
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Yes? |
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You know your teacher, |
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Yeah. |
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She's dead! |
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Gone forever! |
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Died a horrible, painful death! |
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Gone, gone, gone, |
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My dog's dead? |
| 00:28:05 |
I just ran him over with the car |
| 00:28:08 |
Everyone you love around you |
| 00:28:20 |
Hello, Father. |
| 00:28:23 |
Don't call me Father. |
| 00:28:25 |
I haven't been |
| 00:28:30 |
I'm sorry about that night. |
| 00:28:32 |
If I hadn't fallen asleep |
| 00:28:34 |
for that exact 20 minutes. |
| 00:28:37 |
If I hadn't drank that exact |
| 00:28:41 |
If only I hadn't killed |
| 00:28:44 |
Sayaman. |
| 00:28:45 |
I don't see what any of this |
| 00:28:48 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:28:51 |
But if it had been that night, |
| 00:28:56 |
That terrible night. |
| 00:29:18 |
It's your wife, Father. |
| 00:29:19 |
She's hurt. |
| 00:29:21 |
Annie? |
| 00:29:22 |
She was hit by a truck, |
| 00:29:25 |
I don't understand. |
| 00:29:26 |
As long as the truck has her |
| 00:29:30 |
I still don't get it. |
| 00:29:36 |
This is your wife. |
| 00:29:41 |
She broke her wiener? |
| 00:29:45 |
Look what happens to the taco. |
| 00:29:49 |
Look, I don't understand |
| 00:29:53 |
I want to see Annie. |
| 00:29:55 |
She's split in half. |
| 00:29:58 |
You mean like down-the-middle |
| 00:30:03 |
At the waist. |
| 00:30:04 |
You mean this is the last time |
| 00:30:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:30:10 |
The truck is the only thing |
| 00:30:13 |
Let's say this is |
| 00:30:17 |
Can I squeeze in |
| 00:30:20 |
I'm not sure what you mean. |
| 00:30:23 |
- Let me explain. |
| 00:30:26 |
Go to her. |
| 00:30:35 |
Tom, I'll need a ride home. |
| 00:30:41 |
Hey, baby. |
| 00:30:45 |
Oh, I'm dying, Tom. |
| 00:30:47 |
Don't talk like that. |
| 00:30:49 |
The truck barely hit you. |
| 00:30:52 |
Honey. |
| 00:30:54 |
Kiss me one last time. |
| 00:31:00 |
Promise me you'll never remarry. |
| 00:31:03 |
I promise. |
| 00:31:05 |
And no sex, either. |
| 00:31:08 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:31:11 |
No sex. |
| 00:31:12 |
Honey, you're not |
| 00:31:14 |
- Your injuries must be awful. |
| 00:31:16 |
Oh, cruel fate to shroud my |
| 00:31:20 |
- No sex! |
| 00:31:22 |
We hardly knew her. |
| 00:31:23 |
- She'll be missed terribly. |
| 00:31:25 |
That's right, honey. |
| 00:31:27 |
Look! |
| 00:31:29 |
Just tell George, swing away. |
| 00:31:32 |
Right. |
| 00:31:33 |
Oh, sure. |
| 00:31:38 |
Annie? |
| 00:31:42 |
I'm sorry, dude. |
| 00:31:44 |
Don't call me dude. |
| 00:31:46 |
I'm not a stoner anymore. |
| 00:31:51 |
Goodbye, Tom. |
| 00:32:09 |
I'm so sorry, |
| 00:32:11 |
Brenda was a good friend |
| 00:32:14 |
My sweet, sweet Brenda. |
| 00:32:16 |
She looks so peaceful. |
| 00:32:23 |
If only God had taken us |
| 00:32:27 |
And knowing your Brenda |
| 00:32:29 |
I'd say she wishes |
| 00:32:33 |
These just came today. |
| 00:32:35 |
Photos from a trip she took. |
| 00:32:41 |
They're blank. |
| 00:32:42 |
Turn them around, honey. |
| 00:32:46 |
Yes, of course. |
| 00:32:48 |
Who's this? |
| 00:32:50 |
That's Ralph. |
| 00:32:59 |
Cody? |
| 00:33:00 |
It's a boy. |
| 00:33:04 |
Smoke all you want. |
| 00:33:07 |
That's not fooling anyone. |
| 00:33:12 |
Cindy. |
| 00:33:13 |
- George. |
| 00:33:14 |
Sue wanted to pay her respects |
| 00:33:18 |
You? |
| 00:33:19 |
Brenda was my bitch. |
| 00:33:21 |
Of course. |
| 00:33:23 |
Hmm. |
| 00:33:25 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:33:26 |
It's just the open coffin. |
| 00:33:29 |
I can't believe they leave it |
| 00:33:31 |
- George, it's a wake! |
| 00:33:33 |
- Brenda! It's a miracle! |
| 00:33:35 |
I thought you were dead! |
| 00:33:36 |
Sue, your teacher's alive! |
| 00:33:40 |
I got your back, George! |
| 00:33:43 |
She's alive! |
| 00:33:44 |
I'll tell you what! |
| 00:33:49 |
Mahalik! |
| 00:33:51 |
George, stop! |
| 00:33:53 |
No! |
| 00:33:54 |
Mahalik, help! |
| 00:33:57 |
Nothing! |
| 00:34:01 |
She's not breathing! |
| 00:34:02 |
No! |
| 00:34:03 |
Live, damn it! |
| 00:34:07 |
Live, damn it! |
| 00:34:10 |
Let me open her windpipe! |
| 00:34:12 |
No! Oh, God! |
| 00:34:14 |
Charles! |
| 00:34:15 |
Breathe! |
| 00:34:19 |
Someone stop them! |
| 00:34:22 |
Get up! |
| 00:34:24 |
She's alive! |
| 00:34:26 |
Wake up! |
| 00:34:38 |
- Charles! Charles! |
| 00:34:41 |
No! |
| 00:34:47 |
I got something! |
| 00:34:57 |
- That's it! |
| 00:34:58 |
That's the last time I try to |
| 00:35:01 |
George, don't get down |
| 00:35:03 |
I know you were only trying |
| 00:35:05 |
You're a good, caring person. |
| 00:35:08 |
Which is why I like you. |
| 00:35:11 |
Oh, thanks, Cindy. |
| 00:35:12 |
But I don't want to |
| 00:35:14 |
The most caring thing I could do |
| 00:35:16 |
is to just get out of here. |
| 00:35:18 |
George! |
| 00:35:22 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:35:24 |
Once I get Sue, then... |
| 00:35:26 |
Wait! |
| 00:35:29 |
I could really use a friend |
| 00:35:35 |
Brenda's gone. |
| 00:35:39 |
And I'm caught up in something |
| 00:35:42 |
Oh, God, it's so hard! |
| 00:35:44 |
Well, you're beautiful and |
| 00:35:50 |
Look, Cindy. |
| 00:35:53 |
I know you'd never consider |
| 00:35:56 |
But if you're not too busy |
| 00:36:02 |
Is that a yes? |
| 00:36:05 |
Yes. |
| 00:36:11 |
Cindy, did Brenda |
| 00:36:15 |
She did mention something. |
| 00:36:17 |
Do you mind if I go upstairs |
| 00:36:20 |
Yes, go. |
| 00:36:22 |
Cody, I'll be right back, okay? |
| 00:36:24 |
You're getting lucky tonight. |
| 00:36:27 |
He doesn't know you're a guy. |
| 00:37:29 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:38:10 |
Hello? |
| 00:38:13 |
What? |
| 00:38:17 |
Who's gay? |
| 00:38:21 |
What? |
| 00:38:22 |
Can you hear me now? |
| 00:38:24 |
Kind of. |
| 00:38:25 |
- Can you hear me now? |
| 00:38:27 |
Seven days. |
| 00:38:28 |
Seven days. |
| 00:38:30 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:38:32 |
Yes. |
| 00:38:33 |
Monday. That would be |
| 00:38:36 |
This is seven days starting now. |
| 00:38:38 |
So seven days to this very hour? |
| 00:38:40 |
How am I gonna know |
| 00:38:42 |
Forget hours. |
| 00:38:44 |
But there's a holiday coming up. |
| 00:38:47 |
Well, that depends. |
| 00:38:49 |
- Martin Luther King Day. |
| 00:38:51 |
Why not? Everybody at work |
| 00:38:54 |
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving |
| 00:38:56 |
I can come over now and kill the |
| 00:39:03 |
Yo, George, I don't care |
| 00:39:05 |
I'm signing you up |
| 00:39:07 |
Mahalik, I told you. |
| 00:39:09 |
I said the same thing about |
| 00:39:12 |
- I'm still hitting that. |
| 00:39:14 |
And she fine as shit! |
| 00:39:17 |
It doesn't matter. |
| 00:39:18 |
- So what are you gonna do? |
| 00:39:23 |
A-come on! |
| 00:39:26 |
Maybe my brother was right. |
| 00:39:31 |
- What's up, then?! |
| 00:39:32 |
I got another one, y'all. |
| 00:39:34 |
Yo, George, man, you can't focus |
| 00:39:37 |
Let that go. |
| 00:39:39 |
Hey, you got to try |
| 00:39:46 |
Yo, man, you got to take |
| 00:39:48 |
- Oh, yes. Of course. |
| 00:39:52 |
Hello? |
| 00:39:53 |
George, something |
| 00:39:58 |
Cindy, are you okay? |
| 00:40:00 |
George, you have to help me. |
| 00:40:02 |
I just watched the same tape |
| 00:40:04 |
Then the phone rang, and this |
| 00:40:08 |
Cindy, there's no such thing |
| 00:40:11 |
Hell, yeah, there is! |
| 00:40:12 |
I know somebody who can |
| 00:40:14 |
- You do? Who? |
| 00:40:16 |
I heard Jamal from 90th street |
| 00:40:19 |
This morning he woke up dead. |
| 00:40:20 |
How in the hell |
| 00:40:22 |
'Cause you're alive |
| 00:40:24 |
You're telling me you can go |
| 00:40:27 |
You can't go to bed dead! |
| 00:40:28 |
- That shit would be redundant. |
| 00:40:31 |
'Cause you can go to bed |
| 00:40:33 |
And you can die |
| 00:40:35 |
But you are in a bed, man. |
| 00:40:36 |
That's how you wake up dead |
| 00:40:38 |
Damn! That's some quantum shit |
| 00:40:41 |
You should be teaching classes! |
| 00:40:44 |
- Just tell me who can help me! |
| 00:40:46 |
My Aunt ShaNeequa. |
| 00:40:47 |
Her and her man |
| 00:40:49 |
They saw the tape before anybody |
| 00:40:52 |
- Go see them tonight. |
| 00:40:55 |
But who will take care of Cody? |
| 00:40:58 |
George, |
| 00:41:00 |
I have some puzzles |
| 00:41:02 |
and baseball cards in my room |
| 00:41:04 |
and this really cool |
| 00:41:06 |
- I'm gonna go get it. |
| 00:41:07 |
Okay, so I made him a snack. |
| 00:41:09 |
You can give him some warm milk |
| 00:41:12 |
- Everything's gonna be fine. |
| 00:41:14 |
I'm great with kids. |
| 00:41:18 |
- Oh, I left some numbers. |
| 00:41:22 |
Sorry. |
| 00:41:24 |
Thataboy. |
| 00:41:28 |
And I guess that's it. |
| 00:41:31 |
- Okay, I'm off. |
| 00:41:34 |
You know, it's funny. |
| 00:41:36 |
All a child ever really wants |
| 00:41:40 |
Yo. |
| 00:41:42 |
Cody really likes you. |
| 00:41:43 |
Oh, he's a good kid. |
| 00:41:45 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:49 |
- Bye. |
| 00:42:06 |
Hello? |
| 00:42:08 |
I know. |
| 00:42:09 |
You're Cindy. |
| 00:42:12 |
Aunt ShaNeequa? |
| 00:42:14 |
Bingo. |
| 00:42:17 |
But you can call me |
| 00:42:19 |
And don't worry about that vase. |
| 00:42:20 |
What vase? |
| 00:42:25 |
That vase. |
| 00:42:28 |
Please, sit. |
| 00:42:36 |
It was the chair. |
| 00:42:44 |
Yes, the chair. |
| 00:42:47 |
I know why you've come. |
| 00:42:49 |
A great mystery |
| 00:42:52 |
but you must not shy away |
| 00:42:54 |
Only you can be the one... |
| 00:42:59 |
- Orpheus? |
| 00:43:00 |
Sweetie? |
| 00:43:02 |
I'm watching the game. |
| 00:43:05 |
Do you mind? |
| 00:43:09 |
The Lakers will win by 12. |
| 00:43:13 |
- So can you tell me about... |
| 00:43:16 |
- Yes. I watched it and... |
| 00:43:20 |
- Right. Then this voice said... |
| 00:43:24 |
- Okay, that's getting... |
| 00:43:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:27 |
Try being married to her. |
| 00:43:29 |
I catch shit about women |
| 00:43:34 |
You made a copy of the tape. |
| 00:43:36 |
Yes. Okay. |
| 00:43:44 |
ShaNeequa, can you tell me if... |
| 00:43:46 |
The tape is connected to the |
| 00:43:50 |
Yes. But it's up to you |
| 00:43:54 |
Look, it's a... |
| 00:43:55 |
Cigarette? |
| 00:43:57 |
I was going to say lighthouse. |
| 00:44:00 |
Find that lighthouse. |
| 00:44:05 |
Wait. |
| 00:44:06 |
What is that? |
| 00:44:13 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:44:33 |
There we go. |
| 00:44:37 |
Now, baby. |
| 00:44:40 |
I knew that was gonna happen. |
| 00:44:42 |
Come on. |
| 00:44:46 |
Oh, hell, no. |
| 00:44:47 |
Get your ass out of the TV! |
| 00:44:50 |
I'm gonna teach you! |
| 00:44:52 |
Get out of that TV! |
| 00:44:53 |
Baby, no! No! |
| 00:44:56 |
Let her go! |
| 00:44:58 |
She spit on me. |
| 00:45:01 |
You won. |
| 00:45:03 |
You won. |
| 00:45:05 |
- Upstairs. |
| 00:45:06 |
- Down low. |
| 00:45:07 |
- All right. |
| 00:45:09 |
- Kill her! Is you crazy? |
| 00:45:12 |
What you gonna brush now? |
| 00:45:14 |
What you gonna brush now, huh? |
| 00:45:16 |
Come on, baby! |
| 00:45:17 |
You picked the wrong TV |
| 00:45:25 |
George? |
| 00:45:30 |
George? |
| 00:45:32 |
What happened? |
| 00:45:34 |
I don't know. |
| 00:45:36 |
Cody and I were playing |
| 00:45:38 |
and then I looked down. |
| 00:45:40 |
Yahtzee! |
| 00:45:48 |
No! |
| 00:45:51 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:45:53 |
How could you let him |
| 00:46:04 |
Hello? |
| 00:46:06 |
- It's me. How you doing? |
| 00:46:10 |
Enjoying your last week? |
| 00:46:13 |
- Six days now, right? |
| 00:46:16 |
It was great catching up. |
| 00:46:18 |
Why? |
| 00:46:21 |
Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, |
| 00:46:24 |
Leave us alone! |
| 00:46:30 |
Hello? |
| 00:46:31 |
Hello, I'm calling |
| 00:46:33 |
with a fantastic offer |
| 00:46:37 |
No, you're not! You're that evil |
| 00:46:40 |
Okay, you got me. |
| 00:46:41 |
How about I just leave |
| 00:46:43 |
Fine. |
| 00:46:48 |
Yeah. Okay, how do you |
| 00:46:52 |
Right. |
| 00:46:53 |
Okay, got it. |
| 00:47:02 |
I can't believe |
| 00:47:03 |
I know. I'm sorry. |
| 00:47:05 |
Listen, we can still save him. |
| 00:47:07 |
The answer to the tape, |
| 00:47:09 |
is at a lighthouse. |
| 00:47:11 |
Oh, you think I'm crazy, |
| 00:47:13 |
Of course I do. |
| 00:47:14 |
But the last thing you need now |
| 00:47:17 |
I'm gonna leave for good. |
| 00:47:19 |
Wait. |
| 00:47:22 |
Well, what should I tell Cody? |
| 00:47:25 |
Let him down easy. |
| 00:47:27 |
Tell him I got called away |
| 00:47:29 |
You'll think of something. |
| 00:47:30 |
Testicular cancer. |
| 00:47:33 |
I knew you'd understand. |
| 00:47:35 |
George! |
| 00:47:36 |
Just... |
| 00:47:38 |
be careful. |
| 00:47:40 |
Something weird is going on |
| 00:47:42 |
I don't know. |
| 00:47:44 |
Sometimes a sheep needs |
| 00:47:46 |
- What? |
| 00:48:13 |
- Sue? |
| 00:48:16 |
Well, it's way past |
| 00:48:21 |
Won't you rock me to sleep |
| 00:48:27 |
There's plenty of room |
| 00:48:30 |
It's a hot night. |
| 00:48:32 |
You don't need to wear pajamas. |
| 00:48:37 |
Where is my daughter? |
| 00:48:38 |
Are you mad? |
| 00:48:40 |
No, you're not! |
| 00:48:44 |
Come here! |
| 00:48:47 |
I didn't touch her. |
| 00:48:49 |
I don't believe you! |
| 00:48:50 |
Please! For God's sake, |
| 00:48:52 |
You sick... |
| 00:49:14 |
Daddy! |
| 00:49:16 |
How do you like it, huh? |
| 00:49:19 |
Having fun? |
| 00:49:37 |
Tom, are you... |
| 00:49:40 |
What in the world? |
| 00:49:42 |
Shh! |
| 00:49:45 |
Look. |
| 00:49:47 |
What is that thing? |
| 00:49:49 |
I don't know. |
| 00:49:51 |
Maybe Cindy was right. |
| 00:50:09 |
Please, sir. |
| 00:50:12 |
And I told you, Campbell, |
| 00:50:15 |
- about the supernatural. |
| 00:50:18 |
This station is about sex, |
| 00:50:20 |
Yes. |
| 00:50:22 |
We're gonna need that "Porn Star |
| 00:50:25 |
One hour. |
| 00:50:26 |
Meanwhile, |
| 00:50:29 |
threatens a clothing-optional |
| 00:50:32 |
a naked couple |
| 00:50:34 |
This just five miles |
| 00:50:37 |
was brutally murdered. |
| 00:50:38 |
Turning now to sports. |
| 00:50:40 |
And an evil videotape |
| 00:50:42 |
that kills anyone |
| 00:50:46 |
It's true. |
| 00:50:48 |
- There's an alien force |
| 00:50:50 |
That's trying prevent you |
| 00:50:52 |
Campbell, are you insane? |
| 00:50:53 |
It's a horrible fate. |
| 00:50:55 |
Carson, I have to do this. |
| 00:50:56 |
Correction, |
| 00:50:58 |
Actually, I didn't really mean |
| 00:51:01 |
Yes, I did. |
| 00:51:03 |
Everyone watching this |
| 00:51:06 |
Oh, shizl gzngahr. |
| 00:51:16 |
469. I been cleaning after |
| 00:51:20 |
for 10 years. |
| 00:51:21 |
But I been hitting it |
| 00:51:24 |
Know what I'm saying, nigga? |
| 00:51:26 |
She likes her some chocolate. |
| 00:51:27 |
Sharpton for president, y'all. |
| 00:51:30 |
Peace. |
| 00:51:32 |
An evil videotape |
| 00:51:36 |
Alien forces |
| 00:51:38 |
And who the hell |
| 00:51:39 |
If what she says is true, we're |
| 00:51:42 |
Get me the president. |
| 00:51:44 |
You are the president. |
| 00:51:45 |
Good. Then I already know |
| 00:51:47 |
Let's order lunch. |
| 00:51:48 |
Sir, I think you need |
| 00:51:51 |
and convince the people that |
| 00:51:55 |
Don't spell in front of me, |
| 00:51:57 |
Aliens, sir. |
| 00:51:58 |
There's no such thing |
| 00:52:00 |
- That's not quite true. |
| 00:52:02 |
A year ago, a UFO crash-landed |
| 00:52:05 |
- A body may have been recovered. |
| 00:52:08 |
Well, there was |
| 00:52:11 |
It was Thanksgiving. |
| 00:52:13 |
The body was sent down |
| 00:52:16 |
They shoved stuffing up its ass, |
| 00:52:20 |
That's the last I saw of it. |
| 00:52:21 |
No, scratch that. |
| 00:52:23 |
There were some sandwiches |
| 00:52:25 |
Mr. President! |
| 00:52:26 |
- Listen to me. |
| 00:52:28 |
Back away from that window! |
| 00:52:29 |
What? Did I forget |
| 00:52:31 |
No, sir. It's just a feeling |
| 00:52:34 |
since the news about the aliens. |
| 00:52:36 |
- Something's not right. |
| 00:52:38 |
It's like that feeling |
| 00:52:42 |
What is it? |
| 00:52:44 |
Some old Tupac, sir. |
| 00:52:48 |
"All eyez on me." |
| 00:52:53 |
Thank you, sir. |
| 00:54:10 |
Hello, Cindy. |
| 00:54:14 |
I am the Architect. |
| 00:54:16 |
You have many questions. |
| 00:54:21 |
I've been watching you |
| 00:54:25 |
So I see. |
| 00:54:27 |
What is the connection between |
| 00:54:30 |
The answer is simple. |
| 00:54:31 |
You are the eventuality |
| 00:54:33 |
You are inexorably seeking |
| 00:54:36 |
Sedulant? |
| 00:54:37 |
Grotesquerie? |
| 00:54:39 |
What about |
| 00:54:41 |
- That's got to mean something. |
| 00:54:43 |
Hey! |
| 00:54:49 |
What is this? |
| 00:54:50 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:54:54 |
This is an invasion of... |
| 00:54:56 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:54:57 |
I can't help it. |
| 00:54:59 |
Ergo, I haven't been with anyone |
| 00:55:03 |
not counting myself. |
| 00:55:05 |
Or this chair. |
| 00:55:07 |
I call her... |
| 00:55:10 |
Linda. |
| 00:55:11 |
Could you just cut to the chase? |
| 00:55:13 |
Why? You can always sleep over |
| 00:55:16 |
Linda's built for two, |
| 00:55:18 |
Stop it! Just tell me |
| 00:55:20 |
Who is that little girl? |
| 00:55:21 |
Okay, okay. |
| 00:55:25 |
My wife and I wanted a child, |
| 00:55:28 |
Neither could I. |
| 00:55:30 |
So you adopted. |
| 00:55:32 |
We loved our daughter, |
| 00:55:34 |
Made the horses crazy, |
| 00:55:37 |
hid the remote. |
| 00:55:38 |
Really sick shit. |
| 00:55:39 |
My wife took her |
| 00:55:41 |
and drowned her in the well. |
| 00:55:43 |
I felt a simple time-out |
| 00:55:46 |
But Tabitha imprinted her evil |
| 00:55:50 |
I never meant for it |
| 00:55:52 |
But what? |
| 00:55:54 |
I put it in the wrong box |
| 00:55:56 |
instead of my copy |
| 00:55:58 |
It's been circulating |
| 00:56:01 |
Just like "Pootie Tang." |
| 00:56:04 |
But what does this |
| 00:56:06 |
I don't know. |
| 00:56:07 |
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them |
| 00:56:10 |
An alien invasion? |
| 00:56:13 |
I have to warn the world. |
| 00:56:14 |
It's already begun. |
| 00:56:17 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:56:19 |
But not too late |
| 00:56:23 |
What? |
| 00:56:25 |
And now reports of lights |
| 00:56:28 |
Glimpses of spacecraft. |
| 00:56:30 |
Possible alien sightings being |
| 00:56:35 |
Are they aliens? |
| 00:56:36 |
The first video images |
| 00:56:38 |
Disturbing home video tonight |
| 00:56:40 |
from a ranch |
| 00:56:43 |
Watch very carefully now. |
| 00:56:45 |
There it is. |
| 00:56:46 |
Let's see that again. |
| 00:56:49 |
Very, very disturbing. |
| 00:56:51 |
And this just in |
| 00:56:57 |
Let's see that again. |
| 00:57:03 |
Very, very disturbing. |
| 00:57:07 |
And this just in |
| 00:57:14 |
Do they pose a threat? |
| 00:57:16 |
Only one thing's for certain. |
| 00:57:17 |
We are all going to be killed. |
| 00:57:20 |
We have to board up the house. |
| 00:57:22 |
Are you sure |
| 00:57:24 |
Having an awards ceremony |
| 00:57:27 |
Yes, sir. Everything must |
| 00:57:30 |
The nation, while not yet |
| 00:57:33 |
Right. |
| 00:57:35 |
keeping everybody |
| 00:57:37 |
We don't want a panic. |
| 00:57:38 |
Very few presidents have faced |
| 00:57:41 |
I wonder what President Ford |
| 00:57:44 |
Well, if the buck stops here... |
| 00:57:45 |
the buck stops here. |
| 00:57:50 |
Thank you all, |
| 00:57:53 |
The Mother Teresa Awards |
| 00:57:55 |
recognize those |
| 00:57:57 |
the severest handicaps |
| 00:58:00 |
to help others |
| 00:58:03 |
The young, the old. |
| 00:58:05 |
Our Native American friends. |
| 00:58:08 |
Hey, how are you? |
| 00:58:11 |
Hey, how are you? |
| 00:58:12 |
Well, it is therefore my honor |
| 00:58:15 |
to present each and every one of |
| 00:58:26 |
The room is secure, |
| 00:58:28 |
- Or is it? |
| 00:58:30 |
I've been thinking, Thompson. |
| 00:58:31 |
What if the aliens could |
| 00:58:34 |
They'd look just like us. |
| 00:58:35 |
Or almost. |
| 00:58:37 |
I never thought of that, sir. |
| 00:58:38 |
We should be on alert |
| 00:58:40 |
They could be anywhere. |
| 00:58:42 |
Even... |
| 00:58:43 |
Right here. |
| 00:58:44 |
My God. |
| 00:58:46 |
We'd never see |
| 00:58:48 |
- It's frightening, sir! |
| 00:58:51 |
We'll just move slowly |
| 00:58:56 |
At last we meet, Mr. President. |
| 00:58:58 |
It's happening. |
| 00:59:00 |
You'll never take me alive! |
| 00:59:02 |
She's scrambling my brain! |
| 00:59:05 |
I'll get her! |
| 00:59:09 |
Oh, no, you don't! |
| 00:59:12 |
Good work, sir! |
| 00:59:15 |
Good God! |
| 00:59:18 |
Jerry's kids, my ass! |
| 00:59:21 |
Mr. President! |
| 00:59:23 |
Mr. President, have you gone |
| 00:59:26 |
Like a fox. |
| 00:59:28 |
We got to talk to the person |
| 00:59:30 |
Cindy Campbell. |
| 00:59:31 |
She knows how |
| 00:59:33 |
Filthy, rotten scum! |
| 00:59:35 |
You're hideous! |
| 00:59:37 |
Get off my planet! |
| 00:59:38 |
- No! |
| 00:59:41 |
The exits are all blocked. |
| 00:59:42 |
I'll find one, sir. |
| 00:59:44 |
Everybody, clear! |
| 00:59:48 |
This way, sir! |
| 00:59:51 |
You're excited? |
| 00:59:54 |
Cody? |
| 00:59:56 |
Cody? |
| 00:59:59 |
Honey? |
| 01:00:00 |
After today's incident |
| 01:00:03 |
the White House |
| 01:00:05 |
to board up their homes and |
| 01:00:09 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:00:11 |
And now a News 8 exclusive. |
| 01:00:13 |
The killer videotape |
| 01:00:16 |
We're the only station |
| 01:00:18 |
and we're showing it all night. |
| 01:00:19 |
Very exciting. |
| 01:00:26 |
There. Nobody's getting |
| 01:00:28 |
But we have to get down |
| 01:00:32 |
- George. |
| 01:00:34 |
There's no time. |
| 01:00:35 |
Cody. |
| 01:00:37 |
Thank God. |
| 01:00:39 |
He showed up about an hour ago. |
| 01:00:42 |
No, he didn't. |
| 01:00:43 |
Okay, but I was gonna. |
| 01:00:45 |
No, he wasn't. |
| 01:00:47 |
Cody, the point is you can't |
| 01:00:51 |
I wanted to be with George. |
| 01:00:53 |
Oh, honey, I know |
| 01:00:56 |
Oh, trust me, Cody, |
| 01:00:59 |
Why would I be good at that? |
| 01:01:00 |
Uncle George! |
| 01:01:15 |
It's gonna be okay, Cody. |
| 01:01:17 |
I'm going to die, aren't I? |
| 01:01:20 |
Cody, did I ever tell you |
| 01:01:23 |
about you |
| 01:01:25 |
No. |
| 01:01:26 |
I was in the delivery room |
| 01:01:28 |
She was having a hard time. |
| 01:01:30 |
Then you began |
| 01:01:33 |
And your mom screamed |
| 01:01:35 |
She yelled, "Just kill me. |
| 01:01:37 |
Bludgeon me with a bedpan. |
| 01:01:39 |
Whatever you do, |
| 01:01:41 |
She was gushing |
| 01:01:44 |
I have this all on tape |
| 01:01:47 |
Well, finally you came out. |
| 01:01:49 |
Your mom cut |
| 01:01:51 |
Well, on the second try. |
| 01:01:54 |
The first time she snipped |
| 01:01:57 |
After all, she was drunk. |
| 01:01:59 |
Actually, drugged. |
| 01:02:00 |
We'd been out the night before |
| 01:02:03 |
She thought, "Hey, |
| 01:02:06 |
So she did just a little. |
| 01:02:08 |
My penis? |
| 01:02:09 |
Yes. |
| 01:02:10 |
They sewed it on upside down. |
| 01:02:12 |
So that's why I pee up? |
| 01:02:14 |
Yes. |
| 01:02:16 |
It's on my list of things. |
| 01:02:19 |
Anyway, there you were. |
| 01:02:21 |
Your mom turned to me and said, |
| 01:02:22 |
"Hey, you want him? |
| 01:02:25 |
Then she died. |
| 01:02:27 |
And I took you. |
| 01:02:29 |
Do you know why? |
| 01:02:31 |
I had just lost my cat |
| 01:02:33 |
and I needed something |
| 01:02:35 |
And I miss that cat, Cody. |
| 01:02:38 |
But I love you. |
| 01:02:39 |
And nothing's |
| 01:02:41 |
not even the very painful death |
| 01:02:44 |
George! |
| 01:02:54 |
Are they gone? |
| 01:02:55 |
I don't hear anything. |
| 01:03:04 |
Don't worry, Sue. |
| 01:03:06 |
It was Uncle George. |
| 01:03:07 |
Well, it's scary. |
| 01:03:11 |
Good work, Sue. |
| 01:03:13 |
I don't know what stupid, |
| 01:03:16 |
made these lights go off. |
| 01:03:18 |
All right, there's spare fuses |
| 01:03:20 |
I can get these lights back on. |
| 01:03:23 |
Quick, George, |
| 01:03:26 |
Jam it against the door. |
| 01:03:29 |
My balls! |
| 01:03:31 |
Not those! |
| 01:03:34 |
Jesus! |
| 01:03:35 |
No! |
| 01:03:38 |
Uncle George! |
| 01:03:39 |
I'm scared! |
| 01:03:40 |
Oh, sweetie, come here. |
| 01:03:45 |
There's something |
| 01:04:01 |
I can't see anything. |
| 01:04:19 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:04:20 |
Can you see them? |
| 01:04:22 |
They're horrible. |
| 01:04:23 |
They're grayish |
| 01:04:26 |
Their teeth are grotesque. |
| 01:04:29 |
- I think they're giggling. |
| 01:04:33 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:04:34 |
Oh, no, I think... |
| 01:04:37 |
I think they want... |
| 01:04:41 |
Help! |
| 01:04:43 |
Cody! |
| 01:04:44 |
George. |
| 01:04:47 |
- Aunt Cindy, help! |
| 01:04:49 |
I'll save you. |
| 01:04:50 |
Die! |
| 01:04:55 |
Die! |
| 01:04:56 |
You damn aliens, let him go! |
| 01:04:58 |
You're not getting in here! |
| 01:05:00 |
- What else you got? |
| 01:05:02 |
There! |
| 01:05:04 |
Yeah. Forget it, Cody. |
| 01:05:07 |
Oh, Cody. |
| 01:05:09 |
Come on. |
| 01:05:10 |
Daddy! |
| 01:05:11 |
- Daddy! |
| 01:05:16 |
Mahalik, |
| 01:05:19 |
I told you the hood's |
| 01:05:21 |
Thank God. |
| 01:05:24 |
They're gone. |
| 01:05:26 |
Good. |
| 01:05:28 |
I hear they can't open doors. |
| 01:05:30 |
They mastered space flight, |
| 01:05:32 |
but they can't get |
| 01:05:34 |
Oh, look, the cellar's |
| 01:05:36 |
Women and children stay here. |
| 01:05:38 |
All right, and the men, |
| 01:05:40 |
we go outside and fight. |
| 01:05:41 |
Right. And what's |
| 01:05:44 |
Come on! |
| 01:06:00 |
Follow me. |
| 01:06:15 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:06:16 |
I thought |
| 01:06:19 |
Now, we don't have to go |
| 01:06:22 |
Mr. President, |
| 01:06:24 |
I'm looking for Cindy Campbell. |
| 01:06:25 |
She may hold the key |
| 01:06:28 |
Good. The Air Force is here |
| 01:06:33 |
We don't have round planes, sir. |
| 01:06:36 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:06:39 |
Wait. Do you hear that? |
| 01:06:52 |
- Yo, what's up, George? |
| 01:06:54 |
I told you the 'hood |
| 01:06:57 |
I got the boys with me. |
| 01:07:00 |
Who we gonna shoot? |
| 01:07:01 |
Is y'all ready to go step? |
| 01:07:02 |
Let's go do this, |
| 01:07:05 |
- Real hyped! |
| 01:07:07 |
Call me "bitch" again, |
| 01:07:08 |
and I'll park your truck |
| 01:07:11 |
Damn, homey! |
| 01:07:12 |
- In the cornfield. |
| 01:07:14 |
Me and my boys, |
| 01:07:17 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:07:18 |
Son, I'd bust |
| 01:07:20 |
- Your mama! |
| 01:07:22 |
- We over here, y'all! |
| 01:07:24 |
I got nuts bigger than him. |
| 01:07:26 |
Whoa, country-ass, |
| 01:07:29 |
Yeah, you want some biscuits? |
| 01:07:33 |
Get down! |
| 01:07:43 |
I can't believe what I just saw. |
| 01:07:45 |
These men died |
| 01:07:47 |
Send flowers |
| 01:07:55 |
I can't break free! |
| 01:07:57 |
Think! They must have |
| 01:08:05 |
I found it! |
| 01:08:07 |
Without their heads, |
| 01:08:09 |
Please, no. |
| 01:08:11 |
We traveled to your planet |
| 01:08:13 |
We must destroy her |
| 01:08:16 |
You mean you watched |
| 01:08:20 |
Our satellite picked up what |
| 01:08:22 |
That was a week ago. |
| 01:08:24 |
And now our entire race will die |
| 01:08:29 |
Oh, see? |
| 01:08:32 |
If they're so peaceful, |
| 01:08:35 |
Oh, that's how we say hello. |
| 01:08:37 |
- Hello! |
| 01:08:39 |
- Hello. |
| 01:08:41 |
Well, how do you guys |
| 01:08:45 |
I had to ask. |
| 01:08:47 |
If you think that's strange, |
| 01:08:58 |
So we're not so different |
| 01:09:04 |
There's something |
| 01:09:06 |
It's like I've seen it before. |
| 01:09:11 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:09:16 |
This used to be their farm. |
| 01:09:18 |
She died right here. |
| 01:09:35 |
There's something down there. |
| 01:10:01 |
Hey, awesome. |
| 01:10:05 |
Just look at this. |
| 01:10:06 |
Human beings and aliens |
| 01:10:09 |
We're all just |
| 01:10:13 |
Family. |
| 01:10:15 |
That's just what |
| 01:10:17 |
Well, that's because |
| 01:10:30 |
This is it. |
| 01:10:32 |
My wife took her |
| 01:10:34 |
and drowned her in the well. |
| 01:10:40 |
The little girl. |
| 01:11:04 |
Cindy! |
| 01:11:44 |
Time to go back |
| 01:11:49 |
Cindy! |
| 01:11:50 |
No. |
| 01:11:53 |
Cindy, come outside. |
| 01:11:55 |
The aliens aren't invading. |
| 01:11:58 |
Don't worry, Cody. |
| 01:12:00 |
Wait! |
| 01:12:02 |
Wait. |
| 01:12:04 |
You don't have to be evil. |
| 01:12:07 |
I know what happened |
| 01:12:12 |
I know what your mom did. |
| 01:12:15 |
You were just a little girl. |
| 01:12:17 |
You're still that little girl, |
| 01:12:21 |
and with really bad teeth. |
| 01:12:23 |
But maybe all you need |
| 01:12:31 |
And a father. |
| 01:12:46 |
We could be... |
| 01:12:47 |
A family. |
| 01:12:54 |
Thank you all. |
| 01:12:55 |
Your love has broken the curse |
| 01:12:59 |
I'll never have to kill again. |
| 01:13:01 |
Really? |
| 01:13:02 |
Nah! |
| 01:13:08 |
I just want to tell you both |
| 01:13:11 |
We're all counting on you. |
| 01:13:21 |
Now it's over. |
| 01:13:24 |
Oh, no, no, it's okay. |
| 01:13:26 |
He's our friend. |
| 01:13:27 |
Thank you for saving |
| 01:13:29 |
Now we must return |
| 01:13:31 |
Goodbye, then. |
| 01:13:34 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:13:54 |
Hey, congratulations, George! |
| 01:13:57 |
You know the 'hood |
| 01:13:59 |
Yeah, yeah! |
| 01:14:00 |
Come on! |
| 01:14:06 |
Bye! |
| 01:14:21 |
Bye! |
| 01:14:23 |
Oh, George, I'm so happy. |
| 01:14:27 |
Finally we're a family. |
| 01:14:29 |
Yeah. |
| 01:14:32 |
- Damn! |
| 01:14:34 |
Cindy, George, wait! |
