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Scenes Of A Sexual Nature
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[SOARING VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS] |
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[KITE WHOOSHES] |
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[RHYTHMIC TRUMPETS] |
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Footballers! Fifty grand a week! |
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That's ten grand a day. |
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Well, it's a five-day week. |
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I mean, one game a week. |
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And they only train till midday, |
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ten grand a working day. |
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So what gems does Little Miss Cosmo |
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Well, I'm reading about something |
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Don't listen. They make that shit up. |
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Well, apparently not. |
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Well, multiple orgasms |
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Something to do |
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The blessing takes care of all that. |
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In the eyes of God, |
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Well, if that were the case, |
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Multiple orgasms, really (!) |
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We make do with one at a time. |
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No. |
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'Cause you're asleep. |
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Ho-ho-ho! |
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[GIGGLES] |
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Well, Mandy from Oxford here |
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I told you, they make it up. |
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So, by your maths that's what? |
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Fifty orgasms a week. |
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Unless she's on a Cup run. |
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Ow! Christ, I've just come. |
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Oh, and another! |
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It's Hampstead Heath. They think |
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Ooh, and another. |
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Seven more and I could move in |
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[SIGHS] |
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[CLEARS THROAT] |
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Oh, no, of course. |
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Do you come here often? |
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Is that the best you have? |
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[CHUCKLES] |
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Yes, I'm afraid it is, yes. |
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Oh. |
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Oh, don't worry. I... |
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I shan't be asking you to dance. |
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I find this very comforting. |
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The view? |
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Ah, it's wonderful |
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just stay. |
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Although I could do |
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WOMAN: |
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I love it that for a while at least, |
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Hm. |
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Do you ever wonder |
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if that chap in Pudding Lane |
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all those centuries ago, |
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and then just put it out? |
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I suppose the whole of London |
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Hm. |
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Yes, imagine the splinters. |
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[LAUGHS] |
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By the way, I do. |
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What? |
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Do you? |
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To this very bench. |
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Well, I never. |
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Yes, I will. |
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Well, that is extraordinary. |
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How long |
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Oh. Oh, nearly 50 years. |
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That's a lot of Wednesdays. |
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I'm a strict observer of holidays. |
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Nice view? |
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Can you get all of that, or |
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What are you talking about, darling? |
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[LAUGHS] |
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You are so pathetic. |
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Yeah, isn't he? |
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In case some pervy man |
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Well, yeah. |
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Saw me what? |
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Staring at her pants. |
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That's ridiculous. |
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Do you think? |
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Young, pert. |
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And what is it you |
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About what? |
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We don't say that. |
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Right. |
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So what were you looking at, then? |
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Oh! Oh, that! |
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Oh, God, did you think I? |
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Oh, that's funny. No, it was... |
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It was her book. |
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Yeah. |
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And what book would that be, then? |
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[IN ENGLISH ACCENT] |
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"L'Étranger". |
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You know it, do you? |
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Albert Camus, unless I'm mistaken. |
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Made quite an impact on me |
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Really? |
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Camus. |
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Yeah, that book, er, changed my life. |
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Oh, I noticed she was reading it, |
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"you don't see it about that often." |
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So, what's it about, then? |
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Well, this book that changed |
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I'm not going to get into that now. |
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Oh, come on. The book |
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I should know about. |
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Go on. You know I love a good story. |
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Well, you know, it's, er... |
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It's French. |
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About a man who is an... |
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étranger. |
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A stranger, basically. |
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Anyway, he goes |
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You know, new man in town, |
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Mm-hm. |
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and through a series |
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he eventually |
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sheriff. |
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Sheriff? |
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Yeah. It's kinda like a... |
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French... |
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western. |
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Well, that does sound life-changing. |
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Yeah, it was. |
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Molly? Molly, what are you? |
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I'm so sorry to disturb you, |
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but I was just wondering |
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Of course. |
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She doesn't mind. Do you? |
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Well, all the same... |
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I just couldn't help noticing |
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Really? "L'Étranger"? |
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It's truly a wonderful piece of writing. |
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Well, do you know what? |
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Really? You know it? |
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Oh, yeah. I mean, |
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Isn't Meursault |
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His inability to lie, |
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and his ability to live |
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Amazing creation. |
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Uh, yeah. |
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And still he ends up sheriff. |
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Sorry? |
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No, I was just saying, |
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that he can be so truthful |
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and still wind up as sheriff. |
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[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] |
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I think you... You may have |
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Oh, really? |
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This is a book about the, er... |
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fundamental existential crisis |
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unable to live under the restrictions |
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upon all of us. |
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So... |
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it's not a western? |
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[WHISPERS] |
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Is there something wrong? |
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Actually, no, no, no. Come here. |
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Erm, I'd actually like to apologise |
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Apologise? |
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I'm afraid he's been |
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Oh, for God's sake, Molly. |
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I'm sorry about my wife. |
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No, on the contrary, it's my husband |
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But a little bit of advice for you. |
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Next time |
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you might want to be more careful. |
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It's full... |
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of perverts. |
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Pack up the things. We're going now. |
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I'm really very sorry. |
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Erm... |
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[GIGGLES] |
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I should... |
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Were you really looking at me? |
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Yes. |
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Yes, yes, I was. |
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Well... |
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That is quite frightening. |
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Oh, God. This is... |
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Look, I'm gonna... |
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She gets very jealous. |
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When you stare |
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Well, I don't very often stare, |
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but yeah. |
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I suppose in such a circumstance |
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And what about you? |
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You. Are you the jealous type? |
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Oh, God, no. |
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It's fine. |
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Well, apart from Jude Law, |
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talent issue. |
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Look, I'm gonna... |
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I really am very, very sorry. |
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Would you... |
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Would you like to look again? |
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Sorry? |
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Would you like to have another look? |
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Sorry, another look at... |
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Erm... |
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We all need a look now and again. |
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Like Meursault in the heat. |
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Yes, like Meurs... |
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[WHISPERS] |
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Is that the right thing to? |
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You're welcome. |
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J AMIE: |
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So, tell me. |
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Break it? |
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Thursday? |
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Are you sure? |
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No, no. It's definitely Wednesday. |
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No, no, it can't be. |
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Because I always |
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Are you being... |
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a wag? |
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No, no. I come to this bench |
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So, er, it must be Thursday. |
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Or one of us has got it wrong. |
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[LAUGHS] |
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What are you gonna do? |
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You want me to go? |
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Okay. |
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Okay, fine, I will. |
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If I go, then... |
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You bore me, Ludo, you bore me. |
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I bore you? |
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I'm so bored. I'm bored right now. |
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You're unbelievable. |
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Yes, you said that. |
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Now make a fucking decision! |
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And make sure it's not a dull one. |
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You're making me do this. |
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Take responsibility for yourself. |
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You all right? |
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You all right, love? |
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It's just I was walking by. |
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I couldn't help but notice you, |
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a bit like a nutter. |
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I mean, look, if you |
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But you don't strike me |
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I haven't actually met |
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but they don't generally look like you, |
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And if they did look like you, |
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then I would be down there |
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quicker than you could say, |
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You with me? |
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Ahh... |
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Look, if I've misjudged |
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Sorry. |
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You for real? |
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Oh, she speaks. |
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I speak. |
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What do you mean, right, when |
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Sorry? |
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Well, er, you're a... |
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You're a good-Iooking bird. |
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A yummy mummy? |
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I don't have kids. |
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Is it? |
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Do you have kids? |
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Bloody hell! I haven't |
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You're too young to be a father. |
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How old? |
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No, that's not too young. |
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You know, maybe it's not too young, |
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Compared to what? |
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You, you're young. |
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Erm... |
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Er... The telephone. |
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Yeah, I'm definitely young |
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[LAUGHS] |
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[LAUGHS] |
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So, what are you young |
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What's that? |
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What kind of fucking question |
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Why? |
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What kind of moronic |
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It was your moronic fucking question. |
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I just... It's okay. You can leave now. |
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Oh. Oh, can I (?) |
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Yeah, you can go now. |
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Oh, right. Okay. |
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So, you're all right, then? |
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Fine. Thanks for your concern. |
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[EXHALES] |
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My name's Noel. |
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[CLEARS THROAT] |
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Noel? |
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And Edmonds. |
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Oh. God. |
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Crushes. |
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What's your name? |
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Anna. |
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As in, I'd quite like |
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No offence. |
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I'll leave you to it. |
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It's a'right. You already did that. |
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What you doing? |
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I'm leaving you to it, yeah? |
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Okay? Now, if you don't mind, |
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be quiet, because I need some still. |
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Mm? |
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You have got some front. |
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You know, you shouldn't be |
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Are you seriously not gonna leave? |
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I could scream. |
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I could get you arrested. |
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I could say that you tried to touch me. |
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Well, if I'm going down for it. |
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You know what? I think |
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I'm just gonna leave you to it. |
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I'm sorry. |
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You can stay. |
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Uh. |
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Oh... |
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I don't mind if I do. |
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[CLEARS THROAT] |
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What makes you think |
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has any chance whatsoever |
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Y'know, I don't remember |
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Come on, you've been drooling |
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I have not. Look, I just... |
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and I made sure that she was all right |
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and then I decided |
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And there was no drool involved. |
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You are out of your mind. |
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Seriously, eh? |
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Molly! |
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Oh, come on, Molly! |
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[INHALES DEEPLY] |
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My boyfriend just left me. |
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Where? |
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Here, just now. Ludo. |
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Ludo? What, as in the...? |
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As in boring, middle-aged twat. |
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[BOTH LAUGH] |
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Has anybody ever told you |
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Oh, sorry. Are we in Stringfellows? |
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Make an effort. |
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Which is lucky. |
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Yeah. Because they tend |
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What's wrong with my nose? |
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You have a great nose. |
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Are you seriously trying to tell me |
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Not big. |
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What I'm sayin' is that it doesn't |
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because those eyes |
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Overpower?! |
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My point is that |
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that even if you had |
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which you don't. |
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But if you did, I wouldn't notice, |
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And now I look, it's a great nose. |
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Yeah, it's great. |
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You've just got no idea |
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I'm damaged. |
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Who the fuck do you think you are? |
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Arriving out of nowhere, asking me |
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when clearly |
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which, incidentally, |
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And then you sit here |
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Me, an attractive, single, |
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You sit here next to me, and |
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You know, how fucking dare you! |
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Yeah, I'm sorry. |
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What? |
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I'm sorry. Um... |
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I'm sorry that I complimented you. |
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Yes, it was a crap line. |
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Not a hint of originality. |
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Crap men are one thing, |
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All right. Okay, okay. |
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All of this was a line, you know. |
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I saw you rowing with, er, Monopoly... |
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Yeah, with him. Okay? And I thought, |
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And l... And very, very vulnerable. |
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And I am very, very horny. |
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I know I'm right. |
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I know. |
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Shit. |
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Well, you can't blame me for trying. |
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You can't blame me |
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No. |
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Well, erm... |
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You didn't scream. |
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You're right. |
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Let's do it. |
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Do it? What are you sayin'? |
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I'm saying I want to fuck you. |
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You're saying you wanna? |
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Yeah, I wanna fuck you. |
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I wanna fuck you. |
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Yeah, because, erm, |
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I wasn't coming over here |
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I was just gonna ask you |
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Yeah, and I just told you that I want |
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to fuck you. |
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Oh. Erm... |
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Do you? |
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As a rule, I like not to ask |
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Right, yeah. Okay, okay. |
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What, really? |
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Yeah, I wanna have sex with you. |
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With me? |
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You're not being mental again? |
| 00:26:04 |
So, wait, so what you sayin'? |
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Those crap lines, |
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No, they were shit. |
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In fact, if you'd said nothing, |
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I thought for a moment |
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That's wonderful. |
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Well, we'll see what it is. Come on. |
| 00:26:22 |
Well, um, what, now? |
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Okay. Erm, right. |
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'Cause I'm, erm, like a bus ride away... |
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Here. |
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What? Now? |
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Right here. |
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Here? |
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There. |
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Wh... Wh... |
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NOEL: |
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Can you do these? |
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Hang on. |
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Bit stuck. Bit stuck. |
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You wanna do this, right? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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What? |
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You can fuck off. |
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You bore me. |
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[DOG GROWLS] |
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Fuck off! |
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[DOG BARKS] |
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NOEL: |
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[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE] |
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I've often wondered |
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Who? |
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Ah. |
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Well, who knows? |
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Least they were together. |
| 00:28:04 |
Ahh, is that happiness? |
| 00:28:07 |
Well, I suppose |
| 00:28:10 |
Well, I think they met during the War. |
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And he went off to fight in France, |
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and she stayed behind in London, |
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slaving away |
| 00:28:23 |
Both of them wondering when or if |
| 00:28:28 |
And intense and terrifying start, |
| 00:28:31 |
which propelled them through the |
| 00:28:36 |
You know, |
| 00:28:39 |
The greater the tension before |
| 00:28:44 |
Well, I think love's like that. |
| 00:28:46 |
And I've always felt |
| 00:28:48 |
Cheryl and Brian achieved |
| 00:28:56 |
Other people's stories |
| 00:29:03 |
Have you achieved great distance? |
| 00:29:07 |
We have now. She's dead, |
| 00:29:10 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:29:13 |
Has a wonderful dentist. |
| 00:29:16 |
Oh, heaven. |
| 00:29:18 |
But such very long waiting lists. |
| 00:29:20 |
Yes. |
| 00:29:22 |
What about you? |
| 00:29:26 |
Tommy died five years ago. |
| 00:29:28 |
Forty-three years of marriage. |
| 00:29:30 |
Oh, well done. |
| 00:29:33 |
He was a sweet man. |
| 00:29:35 |
Very sweet man. |
| 00:29:39 |
But this bench was my little secret. |
| 00:29:43 |
I never came here with him |
| 00:29:46 |
There was a time in the early '80s |
| 00:29:49 |
because I wouldn't tell him |
| 00:29:52 |
Oh, I used to tell him |
| 00:29:55 |
Anything, just to get here. |
| 00:29:57 |
It was always important to me |
| 00:30:01 |
My little bench. My little view. |
| 00:30:04 |
You have a son? |
| 00:30:07 |
Oh, he's in his 40s now. |
| 00:30:10 |
Eddie. |
| 00:30:11 |
Oh. Oh, that's my name. |
| 00:30:16 |
So, why here? Why this bench? |
| 00:30:20 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:30:25 |
There was a boy. We were 17. |
| 00:30:28 |
We only met twice. We met here. |
| 00:30:32 |
I was engaged to Tommy. |
| 00:30:34 |
I don't remember her name. |
| 00:30:37 |
And things... |
| 00:30:41 |
They were different times. |
| 00:30:48 |
Teresa. |
| 00:30:50 |
What? |
| 00:30:52 |
The woman he was engaged to. |
| 00:30:58 |
She was called Teresa. |
| 00:31:08 |
And he was called Eddie. |
| 00:31:14 |
And she was called... |
| 00:31:17 |
Iris. |
| 00:32:31 |
He's not your type. |
| 00:32:33 |
How would you know? |
| 00:32:35 |
You're my partner. |
| 00:32:38 |
He is. |
| 00:32:40 |
[YOUNGER MAN LAUGHS] |
| 00:32:44 |
God, you're not wrong there. |
| 00:32:49 |
Why are you always reading? |
| 00:32:51 |
Why? |
| 00:32:53 |
You know what, Billy? You should |
| 00:32:59 |
There's nothing |
| 00:33:00 |
that he couldn't teach me. |
| 00:33:10 |
Fair point. |
| 00:33:13 |
I met this guy the other night. |
| 00:33:15 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:33:17 |
What, the sort that says, |
| 00:33:19 |
No, the sort that says |
| 00:33:21 |
"you've ever had." |
| 00:33:23 |
Oh, that one. |
| 00:33:28 |
And did he? |
| 00:33:31 |
Mm, the rules. |
| 00:33:34 |
You dirty bastard. |
| 00:33:37 |
You fucking love it. |
| 00:33:43 |
Look, I've been thinking... |
| 00:33:46 |
I told you. Two's company. |
| 00:33:49 |
I know, and three's a night out, |
| 00:33:52 |
What, you're not talking about sex? |
| 00:33:53 |
They said this day would come. |
| 00:33:56 |
You're finally gonna |
| 00:33:57 |
I'm not spending the rest of my days |
| 00:33:59 |
Oh, "The Good Life". |
| 00:34:01 |
When I was a kid, I used |
| 00:34:04 |
Margo (?) |
| 00:34:06 |
She's got a touch |
| 00:34:08 |
Oh, you were such a confused child. |
| 00:34:09 |
Oh, don't tell me |
| 00:34:11 |
Oh, don't be sick. |
| 00:34:13 |
Felicity Kendal every time. |
| 00:34:15 |
No, seriously. I mean, |
| 00:34:17 |
I swear, if I met her today |
| 00:34:21 |
Anyway, you should spend |
| 00:34:23 |
Nothing wrong with nostalgia. |
| 00:34:27 |
but you can be nostalgic |
| 00:34:29 |
I told you, you should read more. |
| 00:34:30 |
Penelope Keith (!) |
| 00:34:33 |
What a minger! |
| 00:34:37 |
Well, let's face it. We've never |
| 00:34:40 |
Ah. |
| 00:34:41 |
So, what were you thinking? |
| 00:34:43 |
When? |
| 00:34:45 |
Just now. |
| 00:34:48 |
Or has that thought |
| 00:34:50 |
in one of the cavernous |
| 00:34:52 |
Imagine the millions of tiny thoughts |
| 00:34:56 |
looking for a way out before their last |
| 00:35:00 |
and they become another |
| 00:35:04 |
You should read less. |
| 00:35:07 |
I know. I promise, as soon |
| 00:35:10 |
I absolutely will. |
| 00:35:39 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:35:41 |
[WINCES] |
| 00:36:00 |
Oh. |
| 00:36:02 |
Yes, yes, yes, yes. |
| 00:36:04 |
Come to Daddy. |
| 00:36:13 |
MAN: All right. What do you reckon? |
| 00:36:16 |
MAN: Bit of a monster, eh? Come on. |
| 00:36:20 |
No, no. No means no. |
| 00:36:23 |
MAN: |
| 00:36:25 |
That's 'cause I need a piss. |
| 00:36:27 |
Some of us have sex here. |
| 00:36:36 |
Where have you been? |
| 00:36:42 |
Dirty little... |
| 00:36:46 |
Hello. |
| 00:36:53 |
Where's Eve? |
| 00:36:55 |
[CHILDREN CHATTER] |
| 00:36:57 |
Still need a piss. |
| 00:36:59 |
You don't have to pretend to me. |
| 00:37:01 |
It's the 21 st century. It doesn't |
| 00:37:04 |
Very funny. |
| 00:37:06 |
Give us a kiss. |
| 00:37:14 |
You've always been |
| 00:37:15 |
Thanks. You're not so bad yourself. |
| 00:37:17 |
A shame your friend never found out. |
| 00:37:19 |
Okay, we can drop that now. |
| 00:37:23 |
Ahhh. Come on, Eve. |
| 00:37:26 |
Go and find another hedge. |
| 00:37:29 |
God, you know, I fail to see |
| 00:37:35 |
Struggle to see how women can. |
| 00:37:37 |
You underestimate |
| 00:37:40 |
I'm not the only one. |
| 00:37:47 |
Look, before Eve gets here, |
| 00:37:49 |
I brought the papers. You? |
| 00:37:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:55 |
Decree absolute. |
| 00:37:57 |
Feels very final. |
| 00:37:59 |
Isn't that the point? |
| 00:38:01 |
I suppose so. |
| 00:38:04 |
Do you, Sarah Louise Williams, |
| 00:38:06 |
hereby agree |
| 00:38:09 |
to the life and emotions |
| 00:38:11 |
of this man, Peter Brian Maxwell? |
| 00:38:16 |
I do. |
| 00:38:17 |
And do you, Peter Brian Maxwell, |
| 00:38:21 |
hereby consent to never ringing up |
| 00:38:26 |
after you've had a few beers and |
| 00:38:30 |
I... |
| 00:38:34 |
I do, I do, I do. Christ, that hurt. |
| 00:38:38 |
Well, maybe we could |
| 00:38:40 |
Oh, just the once? |
| 00:38:41 |
Oh, what about Saturdays when... |
| 00:38:43 |
GIRL: |
| 00:38:46 |
Daddy. |
| 00:38:48 |
Hello, gorgeous. |
| 00:38:50 |
Mummy bought me |
| 00:38:53 |
Wow. Is it wonderful? |
| 00:38:55 |
It's the best bicycle in the world. |
| 00:38:57 |
Well, that's what happens when |
| 00:38:59 |
The children |
| 00:39:01 |
I like your divorce, Daddy. |
| 00:39:03 |
I think Mummy is much happier. |
| 00:39:05 |
Is she? Well, so is Daddy, |
| 00:39:08 |
which makes you |
| 00:39:10 |
Why am I lucky? |
| 00:39:11 |
Well, because you have |
| 00:39:15 |
who are very happy. |
| 00:39:19 |
Bet none of your friends can say that. |
| 00:39:21 |
I love you, Mummy, |
| 00:39:25 |
Mm. |
| 00:39:28 |
What? It's a d... |
| 00:39:30 |
Dam. Well, it's a big hill. |
| 00:39:32 |
Holds lots of water. |
| 00:39:34 |
Water. Do you know what? |
| 00:39:37 |
'Cause Daddy |
| 00:39:41 |
She's seven. |
| 00:39:43 |
Dam. Damn's not a nice word. |
| 00:39:46 |
Damn this. Damn that. |
| 00:39:52 |
Well, every Wednesday. |
| 00:39:55 |
For nearly 50 years. |
| 00:39:58 |
Huh. Shall we, um? |
| 00:40:02 |
Shall we what? |
| 00:40:03 |
Well, I don't know. We could, um... |
| 00:40:07 |
What? |
| 00:40:13 |
Gosh. |
| 00:40:17 |
It's a long time since... |
| 00:40:41 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:40:44 |
So, how does it feel? |
| 00:40:46 |
Well, it feels like |
| 00:40:49 |
I meant about being divorced. |
| 00:40:51 |
Oh. Feels good. |
| 00:40:54 |
SARAH: |
| 00:40:56 |
Knew what? |
| 00:40:58 |
We were married |
| 00:41:02 |
What was it about us tying the knot |
| 00:41:07 |
Well, I think we just |
| 00:41:11 |
And it often happens |
| 00:41:15 |
Some people get to the point |
| 00:41:18 |
"I've met someone else" |
| 00:41:22 |
And I went for... |
| 00:41:25 |
"Will you marry me?" |
| 00:41:27 |
And you went for "Yes." |
| 00:41:30 |
The wedding didn't stop anything. |
| 00:41:33 |
We both knew that. |
| 00:41:37 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:41:38 |
But that wedding night, though... |
| 00:41:41 |
Ho-ho! That was |
| 00:41:47 |
I was angry. I mean, well, |
| 00:41:50 |
Yeah, I was furious. |
| 00:41:53 |
See, that's where we went wrong. |
| 00:41:55 |
I've spent a lot of time |
| 00:41:58 |
The thing is, we got married |
| 00:42:02 |
And we should've |
| 00:42:04 |
[GROWLS] |
| 00:42:06 |
You're insane. |
| 00:42:09 |
And I haven't had sex in a year. |
| 00:42:12 |
A year? Who was that? |
| 00:42:14 |
It was you. |
| 00:42:16 |
There was only you. |
| 00:42:18 |
I know. |
| 00:42:20 |
Shame sex isn't enough. |
| 00:42:25 |
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:42:27 |
Come to Daddy. |
| 00:42:30 |
Yes, yes, yes. No, no. |
| 00:42:33 |
Was it here you dropped it? Yeah? |
| 00:42:36 |
I can't find it now. It's gone. |
| 00:42:40 |
No. No. |
| 00:42:42 |
Bollocks, bollocks. Bollocks, no. |
| 00:42:45 |
I hate beautiful girls. |
| 00:42:47 |
I love the fact I know |
| 00:42:49 |
Never overestimate us. |
| 00:42:52 |
My mother told me something |
| 00:42:54 |
The only thing |
| 00:42:56 |
EVE: |
| 00:42:57 |
If you want to know |
| 00:43:00 |
it's simple... |
| 00:43:02 |
Through his shirt with a bread knife. |
| 00:43:03 |
Ouch! |
| 00:43:06 |
Oh, thank you, baby. |
| 00:43:10 |
Pete, there is one thing |
| 00:43:12 |
Oh, look. We're fickle, |
| 00:43:16 |
who think that settling down |
| 00:43:18 |
No, I mean about us. |
| 00:43:20 |
Oh? |
| 00:43:23 |
Well, you're still the most |
| 00:43:27 |
You make me laugh. |
| 00:43:30 |
You earn good money. |
| 00:43:33 |
And yet I still know you're wrong. |
| 00:43:38 |
Well. |
| 00:43:41 |
Look, I have no idea |
| 00:43:46 |
or, for that matter, |
| 00:43:50 |
Maybe I'm too picky. |
| 00:43:52 |
We both know that we know nothing. |
| 00:43:54 |
Except one thing. |
| 00:43:56 |
That we both want this divorce. |
| 00:43:58 |
Except that. Come here. |
| 00:44:07 |
Ah, yeah. |
| 00:44:08 |
Oh. |
| 00:44:10 |
SCOTTISH MAN: |
| 00:44:13 |
PETE: |
| 00:44:16 |
For God's sake. |
| 00:44:20 |
Ahhh. |
| 00:44:25 |
Oh, yeah. Oh. |
| 00:44:27 |
Uh. Uh-huh. Mm-hm. |
| 00:44:30 |
Hallelujah. |
| 00:44:33 |
Hallelu-jahhh. |
| 00:44:36 |
Ahh. |
| 00:44:44 |
Better? |
| 00:44:45 |
[MIMICS SEAN CONNERY] |
| 00:44:50 |
Love you. |
| 00:44:52 |
I love you, too. |
| 00:44:59 |
Come on, baby. |
| 00:45:00 |
Come on. There you go. |
| 00:45:03 |
Ohh. Give Mummy a kiss. |
| 00:45:08 |
You're spending the day with Daddy. |
| 00:45:12 |
PETE: |
| 00:45:14 |
I can't catch up with you. |
| 00:45:17 |
EVE: Come on. |
| 00:45:41 |
IRIS: |
| 00:45:44 |
I wanted a big do, but Tommy |
| 00:45:48 |
so we ended up with a few friends |
| 00:45:52 |
Oh, God, I used |
| 00:45:55 |
We had a huge wedding. |
| 00:45:59 |
All the trappings. |
| 00:46:07 |
I'm finding this very odd. |
| 00:46:10 |
Isn't it? |
| 00:46:14 |
You know, I can really see you now. |
| 00:46:18 |
That thing you do with |
| 00:46:28 |
EDDIE: |
| 00:46:29 |
if we'd, you know, died, not knowing. |
| 00:46:35 |
Knowing what? |
| 00:46:38 |
Can I tell you something? |
| 00:46:40 |
Shall we stop walking, or is this |
| 00:46:43 |
No, no, no. Momentum |
| 00:46:47 |
and I'd very much like |
| 00:46:50 |
IRIS: |
| 00:46:52 |
If we stop now, |
| 00:46:56 |
So, what was it |
| 00:47:01 |
You've always been |
| 00:47:04 |
You stopped. |
| 00:47:10 |
I think that was |
| 00:47:13 |
Hm. But you are now. |
| 00:47:16 |
Well... |
| 00:47:18 |
they do say you should never |
| 00:47:23 |
Wednesdays and Thursdays. |
| 00:47:25 |
You know, I can't believe this is |
| 00:47:29 |
I mean, was it fate? |
| 00:47:31 |
I mean, why do you think? |
| 00:47:33 |
So that for 50 years |
| 00:47:39 |
Do you think we're ever |
| 00:47:41 |
You know, up there |
| 00:47:43 |
It'd be silly not to try. |
| 00:47:46 |
I used to spend a lot of time up there, |
| 00:47:50 |
I think it was some time |
| 00:47:52 |
Yes, yes, that's right. |
| 00:47:54 |
Did they do it deliberately, |
| 00:47:55 |
so us oldies would have |
| 00:47:59 |
Well, I should like to defeat them. |
| 00:48:04 |
I'll get into my rhythm. |
| 00:48:46 |
[MOBILE RINGS] |
| 00:48:51 |
Hello. Now, where might you be? |
| 00:48:53 |
WOMAN [ON PHONE]: |
| 00:48:55 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:57 |
WOMAN: |
| 00:48:59 |
Yeah, she was. Very nice. |
| 00:49:02 |
Where the hell are you? You're late. |
| 00:49:05 |
WOMAN: |
| 00:49:08 |
You spying on me? |
| 00:49:10 |
Okay, I'm busted. Where are you? |
| 00:49:14 |
Hello? |
| 00:49:16 |
Hello? |
| 00:49:18 |
I've only been away a week, and |
| 00:49:24 |
Come here, you gorgeous thing. |
| 00:49:26 |
[SHE MOANS SOFTLY] |
| 00:49:29 |
It's good to see you. |
| 00:49:32 |
Are we walking or sitting? |
| 00:49:34 |
Let's see. |
| 00:49:37 |
I'm feeling a walk. |
| 00:49:44 |
WOMAN: So, how was the funeral? |
| 00:49:46 |
My grandfather |
| 00:49:49 |
"You stay in the game long enough, |
| 00:49:54 |
The lottery of life. |
| 00:49:56 |
He was. And he was killed |
| 00:50:00 |
Great way to go. |
| 00:50:02 |
But he died happy. |
| 00:50:05 |
I just hope he got the number. |
| 00:50:09 |
Have you ever thought about it? |
| 00:50:11 |
What? |
| 00:50:15 |
Have you? |
| 00:50:17 |
I've narrowed it down to two exits. |
| 00:50:21 |
Peacefully in my sleep, |
| 00:50:22 |
or drowned in a Jacuzzi |
| 00:50:25 |
poured down my throat |
| 00:50:29 |
You be careful what you wish for. |
| 00:50:32 |
He's a footballer. |
| 00:50:34 |
He's a French footballer. |
| 00:50:38 |
What? |
| 00:50:41 |
Actually, I have. |
| 00:50:44 |
Murdered by a jealous husband. |
| 00:50:46 |
Now stop being morbid. |
| 00:50:48 |
I quit. |
| 00:50:50 |
At Mum and Dad's. |
| 00:50:52 |
How old are you? |
| 00:50:53 |
It would upset them. |
| 00:50:57 |
A what? |
| 00:50:59 |
Well, I'm not any more. |
| 00:51:01 |
Okay. |
| 00:51:04 |
Do you mind if I smoke? |
| 00:51:12 |
Can I bring up the "H" word? |
| 00:51:15 |
Oh, come on, babe. |
| 00:51:18 |
When was the last time |
| 00:51:21 |
I don't do holidays. |
| 00:51:23 |
I know, but, well, |
| 00:51:30 |
Dah-dah! |
| 00:51:33 |
Two tickets. The Mariott Hotel |
| 00:51:36 |
Barbados. |
| 00:51:40 |
How on earth did I find you? |
| 00:51:43 |
I found you, remember? |
| 00:52:22 |
[MEN CHATTER AND LAUGH] |
| 00:52:30 |
Eve. |
| 00:52:31 |
Why don't we go |
| 00:52:33 |
Again? |
| 00:52:38 |
And it just so happens |
| 00:52:40 |
this is one of those days. |
| 00:52:49 |
There's more to life |
| 00:52:51 |
Yeah. What sort of actions |
| 00:52:56 |
Kids. |
| 00:52:58 |
Kids. |
| 00:53:00 |
Do you think you could |
| 00:53:02 |
People might think we're, |
| 00:53:06 |
I'm serious. |
| 00:53:08 |
Kids?! |
| 00:53:10 |
You want to talk about them, |
| 00:53:13 |
I think I do. I think |
| 00:53:16 |
Uh, Billy, you're gay. |
| 00:53:19 |
It doesn't fuckin' matter |
| 00:53:21 |
I know we're legally |
| 00:53:23 |
But what? |
| 00:53:25 |
But... |
| 00:53:26 |
I'm not ready. |
| 00:53:30 |
I know straight men in their 40s |
| 00:53:32 |
Yeah, but that's different. |
| 00:53:34 |
Well, it's not down to them. |
| 00:53:37 |
No, it's the woman's choice. |
| 00:53:38 |
A straight man can remove |
| 00:53:41 |
We don't have that luxury. |
| 00:53:42 |
That is the most ridiculous thing |
| 00:53:45 |
and I've lived with you for 15 years. |
| 00:53:46 |
Look, I think they would be |
| 00:53:49 |
You can't have kids to add to your |
| 00:53:53 |
you wanna have kids. |
| 00:53:56 |
They're not just for Christmas. |
| 00:53:59 |
You'll be bored within a month, |
| 00:54:01 |
to whatever godforsaken home |
| 00:54:03 |
Don't be ridiculous. Look, |
| 00:54:05 |
But would we be great for them? Why |
| 00:54:09 |
I'm fed up with seeing people |
| 00:54:12 |
What about the kids? |
| 00:54:14 |
Oh, you sound like Cliff Richard. |
| 00:54:16 |
I'm serious. It's all, " Look at us, |
| 00:54:19 |
"Aren't we great |
| 00:54:20 |
"Aren't we great for adding |
| 00:54:23 |
"and filling it full |
| 00:54:25 |
"Aren't we great?" |
| 00:54:27 |
If there's one good thing about being |
| 00:54:31 |
And that's it, is it? |
| 00:54:32 |
Well, no, we can also dress well |
| 00:54:38 |
It might help me settle down. |
| 00:54:40 |
You're doing it again. |
| 00:54:42 |
"Let's have kids |
| 00:54:44 |
Do you seriously think |
| 00:54:45 |
for purely altruistic reasons? |
| 00:54:47 |
Altruistic? Have you been |
| 00:54:49 |
We are all here because |
| 00:54:53 |
What's wrong with that? |
| 00:54:55 |
My parents didn't speak to one |
| 00:54:58 |
and then I came along |
| 00:55:00 |
And they don't regret me |
| 00:55:05 |
I mean, admittedly, they haven't |
| 00:55:06 |
but they didn't know they were |
| 00:55:09 |
Your parents are cave dwellers. |
| 00:55:12 |
Yeah, but, look, my point is... |
| 00:55:14 |
that I am the result |
| 00:55:17 |
and I'm fuckin' made up about it. |
| 00:55:21 |
I can see. |
| 00:55:25 |
I love you, Brian. |
| 00:55:27 |
And I think |
| 00:55:29 |
An amazing expression of how I feel. |
| 00:55:32 |
I know that sounds a bit Cliff. |
| 00:55:35 |
I just think there are |
| 00:55:38 |
Yeah, that's why they're |
| 00:55:41 |
I love kids as much as anyone else. |
| 00:55:42 |
I've got seven godchildren, |
| 00:55:43 |
You have seven godchildren, because |
| 00:55:46 |
and people feel sorry for you. |
| 00:55:48 |
They think it's cool to have |
| 00:55:50 |
Yeah, well, all that would stop. |
| 00:55:52 |
You'd be a father. |
| 00:55:54 |
A father. |
| 00:55:55 |
What a nightmare. |
| 00:55:57 |
That is sexist. |
| 00:56:01 |
Fair enough. |
| 00:56:10 |
We'd have to move. |
| 00:56:12 |
I think we'd have to move. |
| 00:56:13 |
But you don't think |
| 00:56:15 |
I don't know what I think. |
| 00:56:17 |
Well, that's all I ask, Bri. |
| 00:56:22 |
Are you sure you wanna do this? |
| 00:56:23 |
No, I'm not sure. It just |
| 00:56:27 |
There are things to consider. |
| 00:56:32 |
One of us |
| 00:56:34 |
Would we? Why? |
| 00:56:36 |
You can't bring up a baby |
| 00:56:38 |
Why? People do it all the time. |
| 00:56:39 |
Yeah, look at the little wankers |
| 00:56:42 |
If you're gonna commit |
| 00:56:44 |
then one of you's got to stay at home. |
| 00:56:46 |
I had no idea |
| 00:56:47 |
No, I just don't believe |
| 00:56:50 |
if you're both |
| 00:56:51 |
That's just how I feel. |
| 00:56:54 |
No, maybe you're right. |
| 00:57:00 |
So, how much do you earn? |
| 00:57:03 |
Considerably less than me. |
| 00:57:05 |
So, then, I suppose |
| 00:57:08 |
You cannot make judgements on |
| 00:57:11 |
I bring in almost twice what you do. |
| 00:57:13 |
If we're going to be |
| 00:57:14 |
then, by your reckoning, |
| 00:57:17 |
That's ridiculous. |
| 00:57:19 |
'Cause work is about more than |
| 00:57:23 |
Well, who are you? |
| 00:57:24 |
I'm a restaurant critic. |
| 00:57:27 |
I get more pleasure out of my work |
| 00:57:30 |
That's ridiculous. |
| 00:57:33 |
Well, without my job |
| 00:57:36 |
No, it has to be about money. |
| 00:57:38 |
If I stopped working, |
| 00:57:40 |
I'd review more restaurants. |
| 00:57:45 |
Food is an art, Billy, something |
| 00:57:48 |
No, I understand, I understand. |
| 00:57:50 |
Your art is much more important |
| 00:57:53 |
Crass pursuit of |
| 00:57:56 |
You can be such a twat at times. |
| 00:57:59 |
You know, we're suited. |
| 00:58:01 |
Are we gonna look into this, or not? |
| 00:58:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:58:05 |
If you give up your work. |
| 00:58:09 |
Yeah, well, so do I. |
| 00:58:21 |
I'd give up all that, |
| 00:58:26 |
All what? |
| 00:58:34 |
You would? |
| 00:58:38 |
I promise. |
| 00:58:40 |
So I give up my job, |
| 00:58:44 |
But there's still a problem. |
| 00:58:47 |
I don't want kids. |
| 00:58:51 |
I just want you. |
| 00:58:58 |
I want both. |
| 00:59:10 |
We'll see. |
| 00:59:36 |
Do you fancy an ice-cream? |
| 00:59:44 |
Be back in a minute. |
| 01:00:32 |
Tell me about your husband. |
| 01:00:34 |
Oh. |
| 01:00:35 |
I mean, you know, if you want to. |
| 01:00:37 |
Well, what do you want to know? |
| 01:00:40 |
Well, I don't know. What was he like? |
| 01:00:43 |
He was decent. No one had |
| 01:00:47 |
Even you? |
| 01:00:50 |
Tommy loved spending time... |
| 01:00:55 |
He was never very big on plans. |
| 01:00:57 |
The future. He said |
| 01:00:59 |
That what we had at any given |
| 01:01:03 |
He was a regular philosopher, then? |
| 01:01:06 |
I suppose he was in a way. |
| 01:01:09 |
I was more of a dreamer. |
| 01:01:14 |
I liked him. Mostly. |
| 01:01:17 |
Well, that's a big achievement. |
| 01:01:19 |
You know, after all those years. |
| 01:01:21 |
And you liked Teresa. |
| 01:01:25 |
Yes, but I couldn't help... |
| 01:01:27 |
wondering. |
| 01:01:34 |
Me too. |
| 01:01:46 |
Albert Camus. "L'Étranger". |
| 01:01:48 |
Oh-la-la. |
| 01:01:52 |
Are you French? |
| 01:01:54 |
Oh, you are French? |
| 01:01:57 |
I went to France once. |
| 01:01:59 |
Don't! |
| 01:02:01 |
Go away. |
| 01:02:03 |
Allez. Allez! |
| 01:02:04 |
All right. Dégage! |
| 01:02:06 |
Dégage! |
| 01:02:09 |
You look nice, though, |
| 01:02:12 |
Dégage. |
| 01:02:20 |
I saw a film once. |
| 01:02:22 |
It was one of those, uh... |
| 01:02:25 |
"boy meets girl, boy loves girl, |
| 01:02:28 |
"boy marries girl, |
| 01:02:32 |
"girl leaves boy, boy goes mad, |
| 01:02:35 |
"and boy kills other boy and girl, |
| 01:02:38 |
"and then boy goes to prison" |
| 01:02:41 |
It was all, er, very stressful. |
| 01:02:44 |
Sounds it. |
| 01:02:48 |
I'm not sure I get the point. |
| 01:02:50 |
Well, I don't know, but I think |
| 01:02:54 |
in not being that boy. |
| 01:02:57 |
Or that girl. |
| 01:02:59 |
It's all extremely complicated. |
| 01:03:02 |
Tommy was right. It's a minefield. |
| 01:03:06 |
I think maybe it's good. |
| 01:03:08 |
Things that are |
| 01:03:12 |
All the best things in life |
| 01:03:16 |
I mean, Tommy loved |
| 01:03:20 |
I would ask him, what is it |
| 01:03:24 |
He could never explain it. |
| 01:03:26 |
He said he liked them |
| 01:03:28 |
and his collection got bigger. |
| 01:03:32 |
It baffled me for years. |
| 01:03:35 |
And then there came a point, |
| 01:03:36 |
when I began |
| 01:03:39 |
almost as much as he did. |
| 01:03:41 |
You see, once you |
| 01:03:44 |
however bizarre |
| 01:03:47 |
you kind of owe it to yourself |
| 01:03:53 |
[SIGHS] |
| 01:03:56 |
I hope it's all been worth it. |
| 01:03:58 |
All those choices we make. |
| 01:04:02 |
You see what we've done? |
| 01:04:05 |
We've talked about our partners. |
| 01:04:08 |
I didn't think we'd do that, |
| 01:04:22 |
[BELL CHIMES] |
| 01:04:28 |
Ooh. |
| 01:04:33 |
Well, this should, er... |
| 01:04:39 |
Do it? |
| 01:04:42 |
Yes, it should. |
| 01:04:47 |
It's perfect. Here. |
| 01:04:53 |
[BOTH LAUGH] |
| 01:05:10 |
[SHE SIGHS] |
| 01:05:13 |
[EXHALES] |
| 01:05:15 |
Ooh, I rather assumed. |
| 01:05:17 |
But if you don't... |
| 01:05:20 |
Chateâuneuf-du-Pape, '93. |
| 01:05:24 |
Do you think? |
| 01:05:26 |
Oh, I don't know. |
| 01:05:51 |
Whoops. |
| 01:05:53 |
No, no. |
| 01:06:15 |
Shall I be Mummy? |
| 01:06:18 |
Why not? |
| 01:06:24 |
Just hope it lives up to its billing. |
| 01:06:28 |
Well, I'm led to understand |
| 01:06:31 |
light on the palate, a little oaky, |
| 01:06:38 |
Mm. Oh, oh... |
| 01:06:41 |
Thank you. |
| 01:06:47 |
Cheers. |
| 01:06:53 |
Mm. |
| 01:07:02 |
Very smooth. |
| 01:07:03 |
Eh? |
| 01:07:05 |
[COUGHS] |
| 01:07:09 |
Smooth, indeed. |
| 01:07:11 |
Cheese? |
| 01:07:15 |
Although I should probably |
| 01:07:19 |
I know what you mean. |
| 01:07:21 |
I didn't mean I know what you mean |
| 01:07:24 |
I mean I do, as well. Not that you do. |
| 01:07:28 |
Erm, no, I just put on weight |
| 01:07:32 |
A boulangerie. |
| 01:07:37 |
Yes, I know. |
| 01:07:43 |
[CLEARS THROAT] |
| 01:07:45 |
Jeremy was telling me |
| 01:07:48 |
Was he? |
| 01:07:50 |
He says you can |
| 01:07:55 |
with 48 hours' notice. |
| 01:07:57 |
Yes, well, |
| 01:08:00 |
Oh, a dealer. |
| 01:08:02 |
I buy and sell books. |
| 01:08:04 |
Jeremy likes to pretend to himself |
| 01:08:05 |
that it's some sort of hobby of mine |
| 01:08:08 |
He did speak very highly |
| 01:08:11 |
Yes, well, it's just |
| 01:08:20 |
How about you? |
| 01:08:21 |
Me? |
| 01:08:23 |
Oh, I work for a charity. |
| 01:08:26 |
Very worthy. |
| 01:08:32 |
I'm sorry, |
| 01:08:35 |
Do you agree with everyone? |
| 01:08:38 |
I was being self-deprecating |
| 01:08:40 |
but, as it happens, charity work |
| 01:08:44 |
Yes, must be. |
| 01:08:48 |
What sort of people? |
| 01:08:51 |
poor people, |
| 01:08:53 |
Black people? |
| 01:08:55 |
You think black people need help? |
| 01:08:57 |
Well... |
| 01:09:01 |
Well, that's very possibly true, |
| 01:09:04 |
I meant Africans, |
| 01:09:09 |
You're wondering |
| 01:09:10 |
No, not whether. Why. |
| 01:09:13 |
Yes. |
| 01:09:15 |
It's so tricky nowadays, |
| 01:09:17 |
Tricky? |
| 01:09:18 |
I mean, last week I was told off for |
| 01:09:23 |
as coloured. |
| 01:09:25 |
Asian? No, he's black. |
| 01:09:30 |
I think you may have been racist. |
| 01:09:33 |
Do you? |
| 01:09:35 |
Assuming he was Asian |
| 01:09:38 |
when in fact he's from Somalia. |
| 01:09:49 |
My mother was asking me about work. |
| 01:09:52 |
I said it was good. |
| 01:09:55 |
She's convinced I have |
| 01:09:58 |
All mothers think like that. |
| 01:10:00 |
It's what connects them |
| 01:10:03 |
Well, I know she doesn't |
| 01:10:05 |
but she won't let it go. |
| 01:10:08 |
She has no idea what you do? |
| 01:10:10 |
All she needs to know |
| 01:10:14 |
My point exactly. |
| 01:10:18 |
How do you know? |
| 01:10:21 |
Hey, I tell you a lot of things. |
| 01:10:24 |
And that's why I love you. |
| 01:10:27 |
Excuse me, mate, erm, |
| 01:10:31 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 01:10:35 |
Very nice. |
| 01:10:37 |
I'm sorry? |
| 01:10:40 |
What's very nice? |
| 01:10:43 |
Oh, do you want to fuck off? |
| 01:10:47 |
How dare you |
| 01:10:50 |
Go on, fuck off. |
| 01:10:52 |
Erm, sorry. I'm not having |
| 01:10:58 |
Just leave. |
| 01:11:06 |
Can you believe that? |
| 01:11:09 |
What makes someone |
| 01:11:11 |
just to walk up to a man and say, |
| 01:11:15 |
"Very nice"? |
| 01:11:17 |
Unbelievable. |
| 01:11:19 |
There should be a law. |
| 01:11:22 |
Oh, I've missed you, Louis. |
| 01:11:24 |
Yeah? You too. |
| 01:11:37 |
[BOTH EXHALE] |
| 01:11:46 |
After finally climbing |
| 01:11:49 |
after all those years |
| 01:11:50 |
what you're saying is, the view |
| 01:11:57 |
Well, on reflection, yes. |
| 01:12:02 |
I think you're right. |
| 01:12:04 |
It may not be as high, |
| 01:12:08 |
I mean, maybe |
| 01:12:12 |
I've never been a fan of change. |
| 01:12:14 |
Never been a risk taker. |
| 01:12:20 |
I'll never be Thierry Henry, you know. |
| 01:12:23 |
Well, that's good. |
| 01:12:24 |
It means |
| 01:12:28 |
Why do you like me, Esther? |
| 01:12:33 |
Why? |
| 01:12:37 |
What is it about me that |
| 01:12:40 |
Are you fishing for compliments? |
| 01:12:46 |
Okay. |
| 01:12:50 |
I like you because you're honest. |
| 01:12:53 |
I like you because you know how |
| 01:12:58 |
I like you because |
| 01:12:59 |
when you take my hand |
| 01:13:03 |
you're not just touching, you're... |
| 01:13:08 |
I don't know. |
| 01:13:09 |
I like you. |
| 01:13:13 |
Do you want to know why I like you? |
| 01:13:15 |
I think sometimes it's good to |
| 01:13:20 |
What? Keeps it interesting? |
| 01:13:21 |
Which is the most important thing |
| 01:13:24 |
no matter what kind. |
| 01:13:26 |
So you don't want |
| 01:13:27 |
Well, of course I do. |
| 01:13:30 |
Good, 'cause I'm going to tell you. |
| 01:13:31 |
Go on. |
| 01:13:32 |
I like you because |
| 01:13:37 |
You just let me be myself. |
| 01:13:42 |
Is that it? |
| 01:13:46 |
There's nothing about my, er... |
| 01:13:48 |
wonderful sense of humour? |
| 01:13:51 |
My long legs? My sensitive touch? |
| 01:13:56 |
No, those are the reasons I love you. |
| 01:13:58 |
We're talking about like. |
| 01:14:00 |
It's much easier to love someone |
| 01:14:04 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:06 |
Yeah, I like that. |
| 01:14:07 |
Those things I said, |
| 01:14:09 |
they're not why I like you. |
| 01:14:11 |
Do you want to know why I like you? |
| 01:14:13 |
No, I think I know. |
| 01:14:27 |
When do I see you next? |
| 01:14:29 |
You tell me. |
| 01:14:33 |
I'm sorry. I've got |
| 01:14:39 |
And it's one fifty now. |
| 01:14:46 |
Worth every penny. |
| 01:14:50 |
I can't wait for next time. |
| 01:14:51 |
Maybe we could have sex. |
| 01:14:56 |
I know. |
| 01:15:31 |
So, you never married? |
| 01:15:33 |
No. |
| 01:15:36 |
I was married. |
| 01:15:40 |
It was the most wonderful |
| 01:15:43 |
Three and a half months? |
| 01:15:45 |
Well, you've got to give it a chance. |
| 01:16:04 |
So, has there never been anyone? |
| 01:16:07 |
Oh, yes, I'm not a... |
| 01:16:10 |
Relax. I'm talking about love, not sex. |
| 01:16:14 |
Have you ever been in love? |
| 01:16:19 |
No. |
| 01:16:21 |
Never? Not even as a teenager? |
| 01:16:27 |
No, absolutely not. |
| 01:16:30 |
Does that seem a little odd? |
| 01:16:33 |
Odd? |
| 01:16:34 |
Well... |
| 01:16:37 |
a little, yes. |
| 01:16:39 |
I suppose it is. I mean, everywhere I |
| 01:16:42 |
or talking about it or claiming it. |
| 01:16:45 |
Mm. Playing it out. |
| 01:16:52 |
Playing it out? |
| 01:16:56 |
I like that. |
| 01:17:02 |
Do you think I could have another? |
| 01:17:05 |
Ooh, yes. |
| 01:17:07 |
I think it is living up |
| 01:17:10 |
I'm... I'm glad. |
| 01:17:15 |
I never wanted children. |
| 01:17:18 |
Children? |
| 01:17:21 |
Children? |
| 01:17:23 |
They're sort of small adults |
| 01:17:26 |
until they grow up and leave us. |
| 01:17:29 |
No, me neither. I hated being one, |
| 01:17:30 |
and I've never met one who can |
| 01:17:32 |
Oh, indeed. I've never met |
| 01:17:36 |
I've always hated what happens to my |
| 01:17:39 |
Jeremy, for one. |
| 01:17:43 |
Jeremy. |
| 01:17:45 |
They invited me round |
| 01:17:52 |
Is it me... |
| 01:17:55 |
or is their son |
| 01:17:58 |
little chap from "Fantasy Island"? |
| 01:18:00 |
[IN FRENCH ACCENT] |
| 01:18:02 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 01:18:07 |
You're so right. I knew |
| 01:18:09 |
I was always veering |
| 01:18:26 |
Yes, I can see that. |
| 01:18:29 |
Could you love Danny De Vito? |
| 01:18:40 |
I'd like to have a child. |
| 01:18:45 |
Me too. |
| 01:18:53 |
They're strange, aren't they? |
| 01:18:56 |
Well, Jeremy's is. |
| 01:18:59 |
No. |
| 01:19:01 |
Blind dates. |
| 01:19:04 |
Yeah. |
| 01:19:06 |
This is my first. |
| 01:19:09 |
Really? |
| 01:19:12 |
How old are you? |
| 01:19:15 |
Sorry, that is a terrible question. |
| 01:19:18 |
I'm 43. |
| 01:19:22 |
Well, you have... |
| 01:19:25 |
You have time. |
| 01:19:29 |
I think we both know |
| 01:19:34 |
You have some time. |
| 01:19:38 |
Some. |
| 01:19:44 |
Shall we... |
| 01:19:46 |
walk, or? |
| 01:19:49 |
Walk? |
| 01:19:55 |
No, no. |
| 01:19:58 |
A walk would be... |
| 01:20:07 |
A walk... |
| 01:20:10 |
would be great, yes. |
| 01:20:19 |
You know what? |
| 01:20:24 |
Really? Oh. |
| 01:20:27 |
What about the walk? |
| 01:20:29 |
Very nice meeting you. |
| 01:20:31 |
Oh. Er, you too. |
| 01:20:36 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:20:39 |
I'm fine. |
| 01:20:41 |
Time just seemed |
| 01:20:44 |
With us. |
| 01:20:46 |
Hm. |
| 01:20:49 |
Bloke with sunglasses and blazer, |
| 01:20:51 |
Anyone that comes along, |
| 01:21:28 |
Well, I'll tell you something. |
| 01:21:30 |
The view may be |
| 01:21:33 |
but it's been nice to spend |
| 01:21:37 |
Hasn't it? |
| 01:21:41 |
You know, I think |
| 01:21:44 |
No point in wishing your life away |
| 01:21:52 |
And I think the walk |
| 01:21:56 |
So, how about a dance? |
| 01:22:00 |
I don't think you're |
| 01:22:03 |
Oh? |
| 01:22:06 |
You've surprised me. |
| 01:22:08 |
Well, I don't know |
| 01:22:11 |
No, really, it's fine. |
| 01:22:13 |
It's just that... |
| 01:22:16 |
Look, I'm no dancer, never have been. |
| 01:22:18 |
Oh, me neither. |
| 01:22:21 |
Maybe we could |
| 01:22:24 |
Now? |
| 01:22:26 |
Well, I could break |
| 01:22:30 |
come here on a Wednesday? |
| 01:22:34 |
You know, take a chance. |
| 01:22:38 |
Eddie? |
| 01:22:41 |
You know, I think I might |
| 01:22:45 |
I think I might visit Tommy's grave |
| 01:22:50 |
We had a good time. |
| 01:22:53 |
I never realised that. |
| 01:23:02 |
Well, I've always felt that Thursdays |
| 01:23:06 |
have a better feel about them anyway. |
| 01:23:10 |
You know, back of the week |
| 01:23:13 |
I mean, I'd very much like to... |
| 01:23:17 |
You know, there are |
| 01:23:21 |
Heath's a huge place. |
| 01:23:25 |
Endless... |
| 01:23:27 |
possibilities. |
| 01:24:03 |
So, it's just you and me. |
| 01:24:06 |
I know, I know. |
| 01:24:11 |
[HE SIGHS] |
| 01:24:17 |
I know. |
| 01:24:19 |
Hey. |
| 01:24:21 |
I love you too. |
| 01:24:52 |
You cheeky bugger. |
| 01:24:58 |
Come here. |
| 01:27:52 |
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