Scent of a Woman

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00:02:57 I wish you wouldn't do that around me.
00:03:00 - Don't give me a problem
00:03:03 Oh, my God !
00:03:08 Oh, Jesus !
00:03:13 I can't believe it !
00:03:15 I can't believe
00:03:24 Ah, this is pathetic !
00:03:26 Now he's a loser
00:03:28 Seriously, who did he have to blow
00:03:33 - Good morning, sir.
00:03:35 - It's really, uh,
00:03:38 quite a piece
00:03:40 - Good morning, Havemeyer.
00:03:43 - Bene !
00:03:45 - Bene ! Fabulous !
00:03:47 That fine piece of steel
00:03:50 Ah, you don't think
00:03:52 No, sir. On the contrary.
00:03:56 Should the headmaster of Baird be seen
00:04:01 In fact, I think the
00:04:03 their first, true stroke
00:04:07 Thank you, Havemeyer.
00:04:11 I'd expect
00:04:13 Have a good day.
00:04:18 - Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker.
00:04:20 What have we here,
00:04:30 - What was that about ?
00:04:32 I like to say hello
00:04:36 Sugarbush. Lift tickets and
00:04:39 - I thought we were goin' to Stowe.
00:04:43 We're doing it right. Thanksgiving
00:04:47 -Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us --
00:04:49 The "G" is silent.
00:04:53 - 'Staad.
00:04:54 - 'Staad, man.
00:04:57 Fine. The "G" may be silent,
00:04:58 but it's gonna take at least
00:05:01 - I'll talk to my father.
00:05:05 Or my father
00:05:10 You goin' home
00:05:13 Uh, I don't know.
00:05:15 You goin' home to fuckin' Idaho
00:05:18 I'm from Oregon.
00:05:20 I meant fuckin' Oregon.
00:05:22 -Charlie, how do you feel about skiing ?
00:05:25 You in the mood for
00:05:30 Got a deal going.
00:05:33 My father set it up.
00:05:36 - 'Staad.
00:05:38 - You said everybody says 'Staad.
00:05:42 Easter in Bermuda,
00:05:45 We could fit you in, kid.
00:05:47 Well, how much are
00:05:51 Twelve hundred !
00:05:53 Includes a nine-course,
00:05:57 $1200 is a little rich
00:06:01 Well, how short
00:06:03 How short, Harry ?
00:06:05 So short it wouldn't be worth the
00:06:09 - But, thanks for askin', all right ?
00:06:12 - If you change your mind --
00:06:17 On major holidays, Willis, it's
00:06:19 - to offer drippings to the poor.
00:06:49 - Hi. Mrs. Rossi ?
00:06:52 I'm here about
00:06:56 Come on in.
00:07:02 Does he got pimples ?
00:07:05 Francine, be quiet.
00:07:07 Pimples. Pimples.
00:07:10 Shush !
00:07:13 - The school gave me your name,
00:07:16 - How are you, Charlie ?
00:07:18 Right this way.
00:07:23 - You're available the whole weekend ?
00:07:27 - Not going home for Thanksgiving ?
00:07:29 Good.
00:07:32 They put him in a veteran's home,
00:07:35 so I told my dad
00:07:39 Before you go in, do you mind
00:07:43 Don't "sir" him and don't ask him
00:07:47 And if he staggers a little when
00:07:52 Charlie, I can tell you're
00:07:57 and Uncle Frank's
00:08:01 Uh, where you gonna be
00:08:03 We're driving to Albany.
00:08:05 Donny, my husband,
00:08:15 - Do you want Tommy in or out ?
00:08:18 He's chasin' that Calico ginch
00:08:28 Down deep, the man
00:08:51 - Sir ?
00:08:55 I-I'm sorry.
00:08:58 Uh-oh, we got a moron here,
00:09:02 No, mister --
00:09:06 Uh, Lieutenant.
00:09:09 Lieutenant Colonel.
00:09:12 26 years on the line, nobody ever
00:09:16 Get in here,
00:09:25 Come a little closer. I wanna get a
00:09:36 How's your skin, son ?
00:09:38 My skin, sir ?
00:09:41 - Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:09:45 Just call me Frank.
00:09:48 Call me Colonel, if you must.
00:09:52 All right, Colonel.
00:09:57 Simms, Charles.
00:10:00 - You on student aid, Simms ?
00:10:04 For "student aid"
00:10:07 Your father peddles car telephones
00:10:10 Your mother works on heavy commission
00:10:14 Graduated to it
00:10:16 Hah-hah !
00:10:23 What are you, dying of
00:10:28 No, I'm right --
00:10:31 I know exactly where
00:10:35 What I'm lookin' for
00:10:39 Too much football
00:10:42 Hah ! Lyndon's line
00:10:46 Deputy Debriefer,
00:10:50 Snagged the Silver Star
00:10:54 G-2 ?
00:10:56 Intelligence,
00:11:03 Where you from ?
00:11:05 Um, Gresham, Oregon,
00:11:08 s-- Colonel.
00:11:10 What does your daddy do
00:11:13 Hmm ? Count wood chips ?
00:11:17 Uh, my stepfather and my mom
00:11:21 - How convenient ! What time they open ?
00:11:26 - Close ?
00:11:28 Hard workers.
00:11:30 You got me all
00:11:36 So, what are you doin' here
00:11:40 I, l--
00:11:44 Attend Baird !
00:11:47 I know you go
00:11:50 Point is,
00:11:53 even with the student aid and
00:11:57 I won a, uh,
00:12:02 Whoo-ah !
00:12:06 ?Glory, glory
00:12:10 ?Glory, glory
00:12:17 - Who's there ?
00:12:19 - That little piece of tail ?
00:12:24 Get her outta here !
00:12:35 Yeah.
00:12:38 Can't believe
00:12:46 I.Q. of sloths and
00:12:50 He's a mechanic,
00:12:52 He knows as much about cars
00:12:55 and she bakes cookies,
00:12:59 As for the tots,
00:13:02 How's your skin, son ?
00:13:08 Well, I --
00:13:12 Um, but my roommate, he lent me
00:13:17 "The History of My Skin,"
00:13:21 You patronizing me,
00:13:26 You givin' me that old
00:13:29 Baird School !
00:13:32 A bunch of runny-nosed snots
00:13:35 all studyin'
00:13:40 Well...
00:13:42 I believe President Bush
00:13:48 You sharpshootin' me, punk ?
00:13:52 Is that what you're doin' ?
00:13:54 Don't you
00:13:57 You'll give me forty.
00:13:59 Then you're gonna give me
00:14:02 Then you're gonna pull K.P.,
00:14:05 I'll rub your nose
00:14:10 till you don't know which end is up !
00:14:14 Yeah.
00:14:16 - What do you want ?
00:14:19 What do you want here ?
00:14:24 I wa-want a job.
00:14:26 A job !
00:14:28 Yeah, I want a job
00:14:30 my plane fare home
00:14:33 Oh.
00:14:36 God, you're touching !
00:14:50 ?...from the banks ?
00:14:53 ?Of the
00:14:56 ?Workin'
00:15:02 ?Till the
00:15:05 ?Stop to make a killin' ?
00:15:08 ?Bring it on back to you §§
00:15:11 Still here, poormouth ?
00:15:14 Hmm ?
00:15:16 Convenience store...
00:15:21 Hustlin' jalapeno dips
00:15:27 Go on.
00:15:29 Dismissed.
00:15:33 Dismissed !
00:15:40 ?Evangeline ?
00:15:45 ?Evangeline ?
00:15:49 - Mrs. Rossi ?
00:15:51 Charlie, we're up here !
00:15:56 - Uh, this is Donny.
00:15:59 Hi.
00:16:01 Uh, Mrs. Rossi,
00:16:04 - Oh, you couldn't have.
00:16:08 That was no interview, Charlie.
00:16:10 You're the only one that showed up.
00:16:14 He sleeps a lot. You can
00:16:18 I promise you,
00:16:20 I don't get
00:16:28 His bark is worse
00:16:31 He was a great soldier,
00:16:34 The man grows on you !
00:16:37 By Sunday night,
00:16:42 Charlie, please.
00:16:45 I want to get away for a few days,
00:16:49 Six months ago, he could
00:16:53 but now there's nothing.
00:16:55 I feel better having
00:17:04 Please ?
00:17:09 Okay, Mrs. Rossi.
00:17:12 - Thank you, Charlie..
00:17:24 There you go.
00:17:26 Chas ! Chas, hold up !
00:17:30 - How ya doin' ?
00:17:32 That's great.
00:17:34 This can't go out.
00:17:40 Here's the thing.
00:17:42 I need the book tonight...
00:17:45 - for a Thanksgiving quiz with
00:17:49 That's why he put it on reserve.
00:17:52 Chas, I'm pullin'
00:17:54 Without that book
00:17:59 If it's not back by 7:30,
00:18:02 Oh, I promise.
00:18:13 - Got it ? ?
00:18:29 Just a second.
00:18:37 Okay.
00:18:40 God, can you wait to get out
00:18:48 Where you guys
00:18:50 - Sugarloaf or --
00:19:03 That's my boys.
00:19:06 Keep your voice down !
00:19:09 I'll tell you about it
00:19:12 - Shh.
00:19:17 - Miss Hunsaker, have a nice day ?
00:19:21 It's hunsaker ! Go ! Go !
00:19:24 I was just
00:19:27 - Good evening, Charles.
00:19:36 - What was that ?
00:19:38 - Who were those boys ?
00:19:42 - Charles ?
00:19:45 - Did you make this scarf yourself ?
00:19:49 - 'Cause it's a beauty. It really is.
00:19:52 In case I don't see you before
00:19:55 - why don't you give me
00:19:58 - Please ? Come on.
00:20:00 Good-bye,
00:20:21 Mr. Trask is our fearless leader,
00:20:26 a man of learning,
00:20:31 He could recite the "Iliad"
00:20:36 while fishing for trout
00:20:40 Endowed with wisdom,
00:20:45 nevertheless about him
00:20:53 How does Mr. Trask
00:20:59 Why did the trustees
00:21:03 He wasn't conniving !
00:21:05 He wasn't crass !
00:21:08 He merely
00:21:13 and kissed their ass !
00:21:33 Come on.
00:21:41 One more !
00:21:54 Aah !
00:22:03 Fuck you !
00:22:11 Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
00:22:15 Hmm.
00:22:18 Mrs. Hunsaker says that you gentlemen
00:22:22 to observe who was
00:22:26 stunt.
00:22:33 Who was it ?
00:22:36 I really couldn't
00:22:39 Um, I thought I saw someone
00:22:43 but by the time I pulled focus,
00:22:48 Mr. Simms ?
00:22:52 I couldn't say.
00:22:56 That automobile is not
00:23:00 That automobile was presented
00:23:05 It is a symbol of the standard
00:23:10 and I will not
00:23:13 The automobile ?
00:23:17 The standard,
00:23:23 - What's your position, Mr. Simms ?
00:23:27 On preserving the
00:23:29 - I-I'm for Baird.
00:23:35 I really couldn't say for sure.
00:23:43 Very well.
00:23:51 First thing Monday,
00:23:54 of the student-faculty
00:23:56 As this is a matter which
00:23:59 the entire student body
00:24:02 There will be no classes,
00:24:05 Nothing will transpire
00:24:07 until that proceeding
00:24:12 And if, at that time,
00:24:18 I will expel you both.
00:24:25 Mr. Willis,
00:24:31 Have a nice Thanksgiving.
00:24:35 Thank you.
00:24:37 I will.
00:24:46 Mr. Simms.
00:24:48 I'm not quite through
00:25:01 One of the few perks
00:25:04 I am empowered to handle
00:25:10 Do you understand ?
00:25:12 - Yes, sir.
00:25:14 The Dean of Admissions at Harvard
00:25:18 Along with the usual sheaf of applicants
00:25:21 of which virtually,
00:25:23 oh, two-thirds are
00:25:27 I add one name,
00:25:30 somebody who's a standout
00:25:34 a student who cannot afford to pay
00:25:42 Do you know on whose behalf
00:25:46 - No, sir.
00:25:55 Now can you tell me
00:25:59 No, sir, I can't.
00:26:03 You take the weekend
00:26:08 Good afternoon.
00:26:12 What'd he say ?
00:26:15 - Nothin'.
00:26:17 He said the same thing.
00:26:19 You know what
00:26:21 He's good-cop,
00:26:25 He knows I'm old guard.
00:26:27 He's gonna bear down on me
00:26:31 Did he try to soft-soap you ? Did he ?
00:26:35 No.
00:26:38 Chas, I detect a slight panic pulse
00:26:41 - Yeah, a little.
00:26:44 - You're on scholarship, right ?
00:26:47 You're on scholarship
00:26:52 You're a long way from home, Chas.
00:26:55 What's that got to do
00:26:57 I don't know how
00:27:00 But how it works here ?
00:27:03 It's us against them,
00:27:06 We don't cover our ass.
00:27:10 Stonewall everybody !
00:27:13 And above all,
00:27:17 Leave any of us
00:27:22 And that's it.
00:27:24 What does that have to do
00:27:27 Hey, hey !
00:27:29 I'm just tryin' to bring you
00:27:33 Thanks.
00:27:37 I'll tell you what. Give me a few hours
00:27:41 and call me tonight
00:27:45 I'll be at the Sugarbush lodge,
00:27:48 All right.
00:27:51 You all right ?
00:27:53 Yeah, I guess so.
00:27:56 Okay.
00:28:00 Try to keep him down
00:28:03 If you can keep him down to forty,
00:28:06 Try to water them down a little.
00:28:09 - It's a long ride, honey !
00:28:14 Mommy, Mommy !
00:28:18 Oh, ha... Yeah.
00:28:20 Uh, you have to
00:28:24 a little every day.
00:28:26 Why don't you go on back there,
00:28:30 I'll come out in a minute,
00:28:34 Well, I wouldn't try
00:28:37 unless I knew,
00:28:40 Just let me
00:28:42 Hello, beautiful.
00:28:44 Yeah,
00:28:47 You have a glass of wine
00:28:50 You sound
00:28:53 - Just a minute, sweetheart.
00:28:57 You're back, huh ?
00:29:01 Tenacious !
00:29:02 Get out my dress blues.
00:29:06 Check the top dresser drawer.
00:29:08 and affix them
00:29:10 A.S.A.P.
00:29:13 Hello.
00:29:15 Sorry to keep you
00:29:18 I'm not the kind of guy
00:29:21 but I'm catchin' a 4:00
00:29:26 What happened to Chet ?
00:29:29 He didn't invest
00:29:31 Hah ! Well,
00:29:34 Tell him to get
00:29:38 Yes. Mmm.
00:29:41 Some kind of body has got to go
00:29:45 One day I'm gonna swing by,
00:29:48 You bet.
00:29:51 Bye.
00:29:55 My val-pak's underneath the bed.
00:29:59 Put the boards on the blues
00:30:01 Uh, are we going someplace,
00:30:05 What business is that of yours ?
00:30:08 I'm blind. Save your body language
00:30:13 - Now, get my gear out.
00:30:18 It's almost 3:00. The goddamn
00:30:23 Willie Rossi
00:30:28 - Here comes Mrs. Rossi now.
00:30:32 She said good-bye to me
00:30:35 What's she got,
00:30:37 Cut her off
00:30:42 Hi, honey.
00:30:47 I wish you were
00:30:49 Me too.
00:30:52 Maybe next time.
00:30:58 - Drive carefully now.
00:31:03 Charlie, this is
00:31:06 Good luck, Charlie.
00:31:11 See ya, Charlie !
00:31:15 And no 900 numbers.
00:31:26 All right,
00:31:38 L-buckles
00:31:42 Never in the Boy Scouts,
00:31:44 - I, I made Tenderfoot.
00:31:48 Convenience-store
00:31:50 Here. Let me
00:31:53 Touch me again, I'll kill ya,
00:31:58 I touch you.
00:32:05 My shoulder boards are in
00:32:09 The epaulets with
00:32:30 - Are these --
00:32:33 Taxi come yet ?
00:32:35 Colonel,
00:32:38 Where we going ?
00:32:40 Freak show central.
00:32:42 - Where's that ?
00:32:47 That's in New York, son.
00:32:49 Uh, Mrs. Rossi didn't say anything to me
00:32:54 She forgot.
00:32:56 - Should we call her, 'cause I --
00:32:59 Call her ? By the time they get to
00:33:03 it'll be opening day
00:33:06 - Colonel, I can't go to New York City.
00:33:10 New York --
00:33:12 - New York's too much responsibility.
00:33:16 I had a lot of 17 year olds
00:33:19 I took care of them.
00:33:23 How do I look ?
00:33:26 Tickets. Money.
00:33:29 Speech.
00:33:31 Old Washington joke...
00:33:35 --I knew I could count on transportation.
00:33:39 Are you ready ?
00:33:43 This is not Panmunjom.
00:33:46 - Um --
00:33:48 Come on !
00:33:51 You're in front of me.
00:33:54 - Tomster, come here, boy.
00:33:57 Psst, psst.
00:34:00 Here, tomster, come on.
00:34:05 Remember, when in doubt... fuck.
00:34:13 Good afternoon, sir.
00:34:16 Our destination... New York City,
00:34:19 - Two for the shuttle to New York.
00:34:22 - Look at those tickets. "First class."
00:34:26 You bought me a ticket ?
00:34:30 What are you, some kind of chicken-shit,
00:34:34 Gate 46, sir.
00:34:36 - As you were, son.
00:34:39 Which way's the door ?
00:34:42 - Are you blind ? Are you blind ?
00:34:46 Then why do you keep grabbin'
00:34:49 I take your arm.
00:34:56 - I'm sorry.
00:34:58 How would you know,
00:35:01 Yes !
00:35:05 - Jack Daniels...
00:35:09 - And Diet Slice.
00:35:13 - And a water.
00:35:15 Certainly, sir.
00:35:22 Ahh ! Mmm !
00:35:24 How did you know her name ?
00:35:28 Well, she's
00:35:32 That's an
00:35:35 But her voice is
00:35:39 Now, California chickie
00:35:43 I call her Daphne.
00:35:47 Oh, big things may happen to
00:35:53 Look, Colonel,
00:35:56 - I'll get you to New York, all right ?
00:35:58 Then I'm gonna have
00:36:01 Well, Chuck, you gotta do
00:36:04 Charlie, all right ?
00:36:08 Sorry.
00:36:10 Chuck is a --
00:36:15 So, why are we
00:36:18 All information will be given
00:36:23 Whoo-ah !
00:36:25 Where's Daphne ?
00:36:30 She's in the back.
00:36:32 A tail's in the tail.
00:36:35 Hah !
00:36:37 Oh, but I still smell her.
00:36:43 Women !
00:36:45 What can you say ?
00:36:49 Who made 'em ?
00:36:51 God must have been
00:36:58 The hair --
00:37:01 They say the hair
00:37:05 Have you ever buried your nose
00:37:09 and just wanted
00:37:14 Or lips --
00:37:18 and when they touched,
00:37:20 that first swallow
00:37:24 after you just crossed
00:37:30 Tits ! Whoo-ah !
00:37:34 Big ones, little ones,
00:37:37 nipples staring
00:37:39 Like secret searchlights.
00:37:42 Mmm.
00:37:46 And legs --
00:37:49 I don't care if
00:37:52 or secondhand Steinways.
00:37:56 What's between 'em,
00:37:59 passport to heaven.
00:38:03 I need a drink.
00:38:08 Yes, Mr. Simms,
00:38:12 there's only two syllables
00:38:21 pussy.
00:38:23 Hah !
00:38:25 Are you listening to me, son ?
00:38:30 I guess you
00:38:33 Oh, above all things !
00:38:41 A very, very
00:38:46 is a Ferrari.
00:38:55 Charlie ?
00:38:59 Give me your hand.
00:39:03 This is just the start
00:39:22 Whoo-ah !
00:39:24 - Where are we ?
00:39:27 The cynosure of
00:39:30 the Waldorf-Astoria.
00:39:33 The last time I was here, Charlie,
00:39:37 Had a Ferrari.
00:39:39 Every day I held the door
00:39:42 Never even offered me
00:39:44 Well, fuck him.
00:39:46 He's dead and I'm blind.
00:39:52 - Spread the word.
00:39:55 - The intelligence will be forthcoming ?
00:39:58 On the escort scene.
00:40:01 Um, yes, sir.
00:40:03 - And welcome to the Waldorf.
00:40:08 Puerto Ricans...
00:40:17 - Oh !
00:40:27 I'm home again.
00:40:30 Give me an inventory
00:40:38 All right,
00:40:40 He told me the phone was on
00:40:43 By the windows ?
00:40:46 It's right here.
00:40:49 Okay.
00:40:51 We're in business.
00:40:57 Get me the Oak Room.
00:41:00 How's that inventory
00:41:04 Uh, there's Jim Beam
00:41:09 Quartermaster's on the take again.
00:41:12 Is Sheldon or Mack there ?
00:41:16 This is
00:41:18 I used to be a regular. I used
00:41:24 Yes, that's probably because
00:41:28 Listen up. I want a table for two, and
00:41:33 Clear them little
00:41:36 And when I get off the phone,
00:41:39 Tell him I want it
00:41:42 Uh, don't you mean,
00:41:45 He may be Jack to you, son. But when
00:41:49 That's a joke.
00:41:51 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
00:42:01 What are you drinkin' ?
00:42:03 Uh, nothing, thanks.
00:42:07 What's useful about it ?
00:42:10 I don't know. Listen, Colonel,
00:42:14 Where you goin' ?
00:42:16 Back to school. I've got some real
00:42:22 Very well.
00:42:24 But I never let my aides leave
00:42:27 You'll dine with me and then my driver
00:42:31 to the airport for the Boston Shuttle
00:42:36 Meanwhile,
00:42:39 I'm gonna christen
00:42:43 What's your name,
00:42:45 - Manny, sir.
00:42:48 The bellhops at the Waldorf, are they
00:42:51 - I wouldn't know, sir.
00:42:55 - About what ?
00:43:00 Maybe I could
00:43:03 I'm talkin''
00:43:06 Let me think
00:43:16 What's the matter
00:43:18 - With me ?
00:43:23 You got the fuckin' weight of the world
00:43:30 I got a little problem
00:43:33 - Spit it out !
00:43:36 Where we going,
00:43:38 If it's not a big deal, why did you say
00:43:40 What are you doin', banging
00:43:46 - I'm just in a little trouble.
00:43:50 I saw some guys
00:43:54 To tell or not to tell,
00:43:58 Hmm ?
00:44:02 - How'd you know that ?
00:44:04 Give me the details,
00:44:12 There's this guy
00:44:14 He's this real rich kid.
00:44:17 He like...
00:44:19 Who else ?
00:44:22 There's another guy, George,
00:44:26 George and I saw Harry and his buddies
00:44:30 Now, the folks at Baird,
00:44:32 they know you and George can
00:44:38 Yeah, they think we can.
00:44:40 - George is a friend of yours.
00:44:45 - You trust him ?
00:44:49 - He's on scholarship too ?
00:44:54 We got George, we got Harry,
00:44:57 They're rich, you're poor.
00:45:00 You wanna graduate Baird,
00:45:03 - Am I right ?
00:45:07 Okay, Charlie !
00:45:11 the Oak Room.
00:45:13 The Oak Room !
00:45:16 Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels
00:45:19 Charlie, sit down here.
00:45:21 Uh, perhaps you'll feel more
00:45:29 You look great !
00:45:37 Thank you.
00:45:39 the Oak Room.
00:45:43 Now, read me
00:45:46 Uh, let's see.
00:45:48 You got the Oak Room Burger
00:45:51 Where's the booze ?
00:45:55 A $24 hamburger ?
00:45:57 W-What's the story ?
00:45:59 What story ?
00:46:02 - Are you a rich miser or something ?
00:46:06 No, I'm just your average
00:46:09 Your average blind man.
00:46:11 How do you plan on
00:46:14 Crisp, clean dollars...
00:46:18 I saved up my
00:46:20 How much did you save ?
00:46:23 we're at the Waldorf-Astoria,
00:46:27 - All part of a plan, Charlie.
00:46:31 Why should I ? You're not interested.
00:46:33 You're leavin' on that
00:46:38 Hmm ? Ooh !
00:46:41 You got 15 minutes, son. I don't think
00:46:44 unless the Oak Room keeps some
00:46:50 No, sir. No !
00:46:52 You're here till tomorrow.
00:46:56 You said the last shuttle
00:46:58 That's 10:00, right ?
00:47:00 Last I heard, yeah.
00:47:03 It's only 8:30.
00:47:05 I lied. Leaves at 9:00.
00:47:07 - It leaves at 9:00 ?
00:47:14 Ahh ! The truth is, Charlie,
00:47:19 - I need a guide dog
00:47:25 You have a right to know.
00:47:29 It's not really a plan, Charlie.
00:47:32 more like a tour,
00:47:35 a little tour of pleasures:
00:47:38 stay in a first-class hotel,
00:47:43 drink a nice glass of wine,
00:47:46 see my big brother.
00:47:48 Nothing like family,
00:47:51 And then, make love
00:47:57 After that...
00:48:04 Yeah ?
00:48:08 I'm gonna lie down on my big,
00:48:13 and blow my brains out.
00:48:18 - May I tell you our specials ?
00:48:22 Tonight we have charred venison with
00:48:26 Grilled veal, tomato tapenade,
00:48:30 Get me a napkin.
00:48:32 If you like our souffle for dessert,
00:48:38 Yes, on the souffle. Give us
00:48:41 Very good, sir.
00:48:47 - I'm leaning towards the spaetzle.
00:48:50 Charlie, rolls on the table ?
00:48:53 You should
00:48:55 I used to dream about them
00:48:59 - Colonel Slade --
00:49:02 - Water's too alkaline.
00:49:07 Did I hear you right ?
00:49:10 Y-You said you're gonna
00:49:12 No, I said I was gonna
00:49:17 Try one of these rolls, Charlie.
00:49:21 I don't want a roll,
00:49:23 Okay. Have a radish !
00:49:25 Hah !
00:49:29 Hello ! Bring me a double
00:49:33 Yes, sir.
00:49:40 Please, don't do that.
00:49:42 Don't do that.
00:49:50 Hmm.
00:49:55 What a marvelous place !
00:50:00 Okay.
00:50:05 Yeah.
00:50:09 Your billet is here.
00:50:11 You'll find bedding
00:50:15 In the morning, the area will be
00:50:20 no later than
00:50:25 What was that ?
00:50:30 Nothing.
00:50:33 Next time...
00:50:38 Thumb to palm, index finger
00:50:43 sharp to the hairline,
00:50:51 Too many men,
00:50:53 have executed
00:50:56 And if you're smart,
00:51:03 This bat has got sharper radar
00:51:08 Don't fuck with me,
00:51:21 See you get
00:51:36 ?It's a lovely day today ?
00:51:39 ?So, whatever
00:51:42 ?You got a lovely day
00:51:51 Good morning, Charlie.
00:51:56 - Good morning..
00:51:59 She's a magician
00:52:02 Sofia's workin' me up
00:52:05 and I've asked her if she'd
00:52:08 - Uh, I don't need any clothes, Colonel.
00:52:11 for an upscale
00:52:14 You don't like the clothes,
00:52:17 you can give 'em away.
00:52:19 Juice, coffee, and other assorted
00:52:23 Get yourself up,
00:52:25 ?It's a great day
00:52:28 ?And it's a great day
00:52:32 ?And it's a great day
00:52:35 ?And it's
00:52:39 for everybody's plight.
00:52:46 How are you feeling
00:52:48 Super !
00:52:52 Superfluous !
00:52:55 Young Sofie here
00:52:57 because she's trying to
00:52:59 I told her, "My young friend
00:53:03 - Uh, excuse me.
00:53:05 - I-l need to use the phone.
00:53:09 I don't want
00:53:12 You're not disturbing me.
00:53:14 I'd kinda like
00:53:16 Stay outta my room !
00:53:19 This is as private
00:53:25 ?But if you've got somethin'
00:53:29 ?And it can only
00:53:35 Sofia...
00:53:37 what are the chances
00:53:41 - Sugarbush Lodge..
00:53:47 - Hello ! !
00:53:50 Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta
00:53:54 White powder on
00:53:59 Chas,
00:54:02 Yeah, I'm here.
00:54:04 - you told me to call you for the moves.
00:54:07 - For now, the move's
00:54:10 Everything's
00:54:12 How did we leave it ?
00:54:15 See no evil,
00:54:18 You know
00:54:22 Yeah. See no evil,
00:54:27 - Okay, then, walk like you talk !
00:54:32 - George Willis, huh ?
00:54:38 George Willis.
00:54:40 That makes his father probably
00:54:44 Charlie, I ask ya,
00:54:46 what do you think Big George
00:54:49 seeing no evil,
00:54:55 Well, we're not gonna
00:54:57 We're just gonna keep it
00:55:00 Oh, George isn't gonna tell
00:55:05 Damn decent of him.
00:55:07 - Scusi.
00:55:10 I love it
00:55:12 Uh, tell me now,
00:55:15 This, uh, George Willis, Junior,
00:55:19 I don't really know.
00:55:21 Well, I'm gonna tell ya.
00:55:24 When George Willis, Sr., isn't busy as a
00:55:28 or is it New England Distributor
00:55:32 He concerns himself with his young son,
00:55:36 George isn't going
00:55:39 Oh, Charlie.
00:55:42 Big George is gonna
00:55:44 and Little George is gonna sing
00:55:47 And if you're hip, kid,
00:55:50 You've got this
00:55:52 It don't take no Young America merit
00:55:56 Charlie, you had a little life,
00:56:00 to put yourself in the market
00:56:04 Now, in order to stay
00:56:06 you're gonna have to tell these people
00:56:09 You think so ?
00:56:11 - Are we finished, Sofia ?
00:56:13 Grazie. Grazie.
00:56:17 Charlie,
00:56:20 if you don't sing now,
00:56:23 you're gonna end up,
00:56:26 in some convenience store
00:56:29 probably the last word you'll ever hear
00:56:34 gonna be, "Have a nice day
00:56:38 Sofia !
00:56:40 Measure up Charlie, pronto.
00:56:44 We got a date ?
00:56:46 My brother's place.
00:56:48 W.R. Slade,
00:56:51 Colonel, I can't go with you
00:56:55 I mean, I should be
00:57:00 Uh, well you gotta have
00:57:05 I mean, eats and treats.
00:57:12 All right.
00:57:15 He doesn't know I'm comin'. But wait
00:57:18 when I walk through
00:57:20 Oh, he loves me !
00:57:24 Oh, uh, Charlie,
00:57:28 there are two kinds of people
00:57:31 those who stand up
00:57:33 and those who
00:57:35 Cover's better.
00:57:39 Make him pretty !
00:57:57 Careful.
00:58:00 - Should I ring it ?
00:58:09 Yes ?
00:58:11 Yes !
00:58:14 - It's Randy.
00:58:18 I'm your nephew.
00:58:20 Hah !
00:58:23 Your sister's been
00:58:26 - Thought it's time to spread
00:58:29 - Gloria !
00:58:31 Of course.
00:58:33 Say hello to the potluck
00:58:37 Good old Uncle Frank and this here
00:58:40 star halfback of the
00:58:42 They not only beat Exeter and Groton,
00:58:47 Where's your
00:58:49 Wait ! No, no.
00:58:52 Give that fat heart
00:58:57 Oh, Willie !
00:59:11 Hello, Frank.
00:59:13 - How you doin' ?
00:59:16 Here's my hand.
00:59:21 Nice to meet you, sir.
00:59:23 The original bulging
00:59:26 Gretchen, I smell those prunes !
00:59:31 - Yes, we are.
00:59:33 Let's have a whiff.
00:59:36 You know, I always had a sneaker
00:59:38 Mmm.
00:59:40 Hah !
00:59:42 - Where are you, Garry ?
00:59:47 I'm just here at the Waldorf-Astoria
00:59:51 W.R.'s final issue.
00:59:54 - Yes. Who the hell are you ?
00:59:59 Charlie !
01:00:00 Jesus !
01:00:03 Sorry. Where's the booze ?
01:00:07 To tell the truth, the colonel's
01:00:12 - Not well ?
01:00:15 Why didn't you take him
01:00:18 I heard that !
01:00:20 I heard that.
01:00:23 Pay no attention to him.
01:00:26 He's been watching out for me
01:00:28 Bailed me out of more trouble...
01:00:33 - Hmm ?
01:00:35 I meant to pick up some vino
01:00:40 I'll send you the Rothschild
01:00:43 - only let's see how Thanksgiving goes.
01:00:47 - Here's your drink, Frank.
01:00:50 Still with
01:00:53 Snow Flake. Why do you
01:00:57 Because it's not important for me to
01:01:00 I'm Vice President
01:01:03 Whoo-ah ! Congratulations !
01:01:07 I told General Abrams to install
01:01:11 If the K-50s didn't blow your brains
01:01:16 - Why don't we all sit down ?
01:01:18 Mitsouki. Rhymes with nookie.
01:01:22 - When the wife gets restless,
01:01:26 By all means.
01:01:31 Where you wanna sit, Frank, or you gonna
01:01:35 Any old card table
01:01:40 Where was I ? Oh !
01:01:43 I wake up. It's four in the morning.
01:01:47 why I'm there
01:01:49 What am I gonna do ?
01:01:52 all giggly and dewy-like;
01:01:56 and this hard-boiled
01:02:00 We're three across the bed,
01:02:05 It comes to me.
01:02:07 Let east meet west.
01:02:12 Hah-hah !
01:02:14 I felt like I'd just joined
01:02:21 We all still here ?
01:02:24 It's a beautiful story.
01:02:30 - Do you always enjoy
01:02:34 I didn't know you were
01:02:37 I admire your sensibilities.
01:02:39 Dad, remember the time
01:02:42 - to go to the kennel ?
01:02:46 - He almost put the seeing eye
01:02:49 - It's over and done with.
01:02:53 Indeed it is.
01:02:56 Charlie, what time do you have ?
01:02:59 - You ever given any thought
01:03:04 - Stevie Wonder wears one,
01:03:08 It's all right, Gloria.
01:03:10 My wife's name is Gail, Frank.
01:03:14 Excuse me.
01:03:17 Gail strikes me as
01:03:21 but there's a
01:03:24 It could be one
01:03:26 either Gail is nervous
01:03:29 What's your point,
01:03:33 You oughta go down
01:03:36 Cut it out, Frank,
01:03:38 You're so wrapped up in sugar, you've
01:03:41 Frank,
01:03:43 Hear that voice ?
01:03:46 - Will you cut it out ?
01:03:48 - Whoo-ah !
01:03:51 Go down to the bowery, get with the
01:03:54 - Wait a minute.
01:03:56 - Could you take it easy ?
01:03:59 You want me to lay off him,
01:04:02 - No, but I mean --
01:04:05 He doesn't like
01:04:07 - This is supposed to be a family
01:04:11 Jesus Christ. Another sucker who thinks
01:04:15 Whoo-ah.
01:04:20 Well, once... maybe.
01:04:23 I suppose he told you about his days
01:04:27 I was gonna go.
01:04:30 - Frank was earmarked for general.
01:04:33 - But Frank likes to spit
01:04:38 So -- What do they call it when they
01:04:42 - Passed over !
01:04:47 Couple times.
01:04:52 - You want to know what happened then ?
01:04:55 - He blew himself up.
01:05:00 Our colonel, here, had a grenade
01:05:04 - Fort Benning.
01:05:07 Randy, look at me when
01:05:11 I'm lookin', Frank.
01:05:15 - Major Vincent Squires.
01:05:18 Before going on, they'd have themselves
01:05:22 a Screwdriver for Frank,
01:05:24 No, Vincent drank
01:05:26 Judge Advocate at Benning said Col.
01:05:29 Judge Advocate at Benning said Col.
01:05:31 He's flying in class.
01:05:34 He starts pulling
01:05:38 One grenade
01:05:41 Boom.
01:05:46 The one that got away.
01:05:48 Oh, the pin was in...
01:05:52 In or out, what
01:05:54 What kind of fucking lunatic
01:05:56 Vinnie came out okay.
01:05:59 And all Frank lost
01:06:04 - Wanna know the truth ?
01:06:08 - He was an asshole before.
01:06:11 Now all he is
01:06:15 Whoo-ah.
01:06:24 Hey, God's a funny guy.
01:06:27 God doth have
01:06:32 Maybe God thinks some
01:06:37 Whoo-ah. Hah !
01:06:43 You get the point...
01:06:49 - Aah !
01:06:53 You can say that,
01:06:55 Know what this is, Randy ? It's a choke
01:06:59 - Little pressure, I bust your windpipe.
01:07:04 - Charles.
01:07:27 Gretchen ?
01:07:30 You outdid yourself.
01:07:33 If you twist my arm
01:07:36 we're talking
01:07:39 Who knows ?
01:07:45 Frank ?
01:07:47 Good-bye, Willie.
01:07:56 I'm no fucking good...
01:08:00 and I never have been.
01:08:08 Come on, Charlie,
01:08:17 Come on.
01:08:21 Hold it.
01:08:37 Nueva York, compadre.
01:09:25 You got a watch ?
01:09:30 Ah, it's 7:20.
01:09:33 I didn't ask you the time.
01:09:37 Yeah, in the other room.
01:09:39 Get it.
01:09:44 Colonel, there's a clock
01:09:48 Does it have
01:09:56 Yeah.
01:09:58 Time me !
01:10:27 How long ?
01:10:30 Um... about
01:10:34 - I'm rusty.
01:10:38 Piece or weapon, Charlie,
01:10:44 Where did you get
01:10:47 I'm an officer in the
01:10:51 - But you're not an officer anymore.
01:10:55 An officer never
01:10:59 Yeah, but you better relinquish it to me
01:11:03 Good idea.
01:11:05 Then I'm going back
01:11:07 Even better.
01:11:10 I hope you have a wonderful trip.
01:11:14 You oughta be able to do a 45 in 25.
01:11:17 No, I did not
01:11:27 That was stupid.
01:11:30 Was it ?
01:11:34 You're stuck with me,
01:11:37 No, I'm not.
01:11:39 - I'm outta here !
01:11:41 You got no money.
01:11:45 Mmm.
01:11:48 Karen's number
01:11:52 Fine.
01:11:54 - I'm leaving.
01:12:10 All I want from you...
01:12:15 For what ?
01:12:19 One last tour
01:12:26 I can get around a city
01:12:30 but l...
01:12:32 sometimes need a point
01:12:38 What do you say,
01:12:40 What's one day...
01:12:47 All right. Well, say
01:12:50 Will you give me
01:12:52 Oh, Charlie ! I'm a lieutenant colonel,
01:12:56 I'm not giving my
01:12:59 - Now, what are you drinkin' ?
01:13:03 Unacceptable ? What are you givin' me
01:13:08 What have they done,
01:13:12 Put in Harvard
01:13:14 Then give me
01:13:23 You do see the sense of it,
01:13:29 I can't chew
01:13:33 So, why
01:13:35 the tribe's provisions ?
01:13:40 I mean,
01:13:42 wants to tear a herring
01:13:47 The bullets, Colonel.
01:13:49 "The bullets, Colonel."
01:13:51 You sound like a guy in
01:14:14 What do you
01:14:16 About what ?
01:14:18 About what ?
01:14:21 About whether I blow
01:14:28 - Because I have a conscience, you know.
01:14:33 I forgot.
01:14:37 The Charlie Conscience.
01:14:41 Do we tell ?
01:14:45 Do we follow the
01:14:49 Do we let this
01:14:52 die... or not ?
01:14:55 Yeah.
01:14:56 Conscience, Charlie.
01:14:58 When were you born, son ?
01:15:01 Around the time
01:15:05 Haven't you heard ?
01:15:07 Conscience is dead.
01:15:10 No, I haven't heard.
01:15:13 Well, then, take the
01:15:18 Grow up !
01:15:32 It's fuck your buddy.
01:15:35 Cheat on your wife.
01:15:40 Call your mother
01:15:45 Charlie,
01:16:00 Where you goin' ?
01:16:02 I got piss call.
01:16:06 I know I said I need ya
01:16:10 but even I can't hold it
01:16:14 Oh, and, Charlie,
01:16:17 you forgot the one
01:16:25 Hah !
01:16:27 There you go,
01:16:29 Thank you.
01:16:35 Twenty-six years
01:16:38 never let an aide
01:16:40 Where you gonna be
01:16:44 Playing golf with your friends
01:16:50 I don't even like
01:16:53 Course you don't.
01:16:56 Be a pleasure to squeal
01:16:59 - Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer.
01:17:04 What is this,
01:17:10 Ohh ! Ooh, Mama !
01:17:13 There you go.
01:17:15 - Thank you.
01:17:18 Watch your step.
01:17:23 I'm gettin' that
01:17:29 There's more to this,
01:17:33 Isn't there ?
01:17:38 - I was offered a bribe.
01:17:43 Mr. Trask,
01:17:47 he promised to
01:17:50 - If you squeal.
01:17:53 What a dilemma.
01:17:55 Should Charlie Simms accept a
01:18:01 What do you think your friend George
01:18:05 - He is, practically.
01:18:07 I mean, it's just that Mr. Trask
01:18:12 Mr. Trask doesn't have to. George's
01:18:18 Do the deal, Charlie.
01:18:21 Go to Harvard.
01:18:24 - I can't do that.
01:18:28 It's just some things
01:18:32 Explain 'em to me.
01:18:35 - Louder, please.
01:18:40 You're gonna have a tough time
01:18:45 To ease the blow,
01:18:49 Double Jack Daniels
01:18:52 And bring my young friend here
01:18:56 Hold on.
01:18:59 Certainly.
01:19:01 Are you interested in walkin'
01:19:04 Sir, but --
01:19:06 I'm a regular here.
01:19:09 Why don't you call up front,
01:19:12 Mr. Gilbert,
01:19:16 Any particular beer ?
01:19:19 Schlitz.
01:19:22 Blatz.
01:19:25 Improvise.
01:19:27 - I'll do my best, sir.
01:19:32 You're human, Charlie.
01:19:38 Who are we
01:19:41 I'm getting a nice soap-and-water
01:19:52 - Ah... female.
01:19:56 You're callin' her female, must mean you
01:20:03 - Is she alone ?
01:20:09 Things are heatin' up.
01:20:12 Brown...
01:20:15 Twenty-two ?
01:20:21 Wh-- What am l,
01:20:23 The day we stop lookin',
01:20:27 Move.
01:20:29 - Where ?
01:20:32 Don't be coy, Charlie.
01:20:35 This woman is made for you.
01:20:38 Goddamn beautiful,
01:20:41 - She's not bad.
01:20:45 Come on, son,
01:20:49 Perambulate.
01:21:00 Excuse me, senorita,
01:21:06 I'm feelin'
01:21:08 Well, I'm
01:21:11 Instantly ?
01:21:15 - No, but any minute now.
01:21:19 Some people live a lifetime
01:21:24 - What are you doin' right now ?
01:21:28 Would you mind
01:21:31 you know, just to keep the
01:21:38 No, I don't mind.
01:21:40 Thank you.
01:21:45 Charlie.
01:21:51 You know, I detect...
01:21:54 Don't tell me
01:21:57 Ogilvie Sisters soap.
01:21:59 Ah, that's amazing.
01:22:02 I'm in the amazing
01:22:04 It is
01:22:07 My grandmother gave me
01:22:10 I'm crazy about
01:22:12 I think she'd have liked
01:22:15 - Don't pay any attention to him.
01:22:17 Donna.
01:22:19 - Donna ? I'm Frank. This here is --
01:22:24 Yes. She likes you.
01:22:26 Charlie's having a difficult weekend.
01:22:29 How does he look
01:22:32 He looks fine to me.
01:22:35 Oh ! She does
01:22:42 So, Donna,
01:22:45 ah...
01:22:46 do you tango ?
01:22:49 No. I wanted
01:22:52 But ?
01:22:55 But Michael
01:22:57 Michael, the one
01:23:01 Michael thinks
01:23:05 Well, I think
01:23:08 Don't pay any attention to him.
01:23:13 What a beautiful laugh.
01:23:17 Thank you, Frank.
01:23:24 Would you like to learn
01:23:30 Right now ?
01:23:32 I'm offering you my services...
01:23:37 What do you say ?
01:23:39 Ah...
01:23:41 I think I'd be
01:23:44 Of what ?
01:23:46 Afraid of making
01:23:51 No mistakes in the tango,
01:23:55 It's simple. That's what makes
01:23:58 If you make a mistake,
01:24:03 Why don't you try ?
01:24:10 Will you try it ?
01:24:13 All right.
01:24:16 Hold me down, son.
01:24:26 Your arm.
01:24:30 Charlie,
01:24:33 I'm gonna need some
01:24:35 The floor's
01:24:38 And you're at
01:24:42 There's tables on the outside.
01:27:24 Oh, Frank, you are
01:27:32 Wait'll you see
01:27:35 - He's a liar. I don't dance.
01:27:39 Truth is, not only can he dance,
01:27:43 He can do bird calls
01:27:46 - Hi, honey.
01:27:48 Michael, this is Frank
01:27:51 -Hi, Frank, Charlie. I'm sorry I'm late.
01:27:55 These two gentlemen
01:27:58 and time flew.
01:28:01 Your girl is...
01:28:04 You found someone to tango with.
01:28:07 Let me
01:28:09 - No, it was Frank.
01:28:14 Honey, this looks like the place,
01:28:17 We got a date with Darryl
01:28:20 Do you have a check ?
01:28:22 - Michael, please. My pleasure.
01:28:27 Michael, get your hand outta
01:28:30 Allow me.
01:28:33 Why, thank you.
01:28:36 Bye, guys.
01:28:38 Bye.
01:28:47 Darryl and Carol.
01:28:59 It's Apartment 17 E, Colonel..
01:29:02 You don't have to worry about a thing.
01:29:06 My buddy took the Vice Chancellor
01:29:09 Now he wants to immigrate
01:29:11 You did good, hombre.
01:29:16 My hair,
01:29:19 It's perfect.
01:29:24 - I got the red foulard okay, didn't I ?
01:29:28 Burgundy, Charlie,
01:29:30 They love it.
01:29:33 Bay Rum.
01:29:37 Windsor knot.
01:29:40 That's my heart
01:29:52 I'm off.
01:30:12 Can you get long distance
01:30:14 And how.
01:30:27 - Sugarbush lodge.
01:30:30 One moment, please.
01:30:34 - Hello ?
01:30:36 Chas, how are you ?
01:30:38 You just caught us. We're about
01:30:41 Why is George
01:30:44 Um, hold on. Maybe you should talk
01:30:49 - Chas.
01:30:51 - You just caught me.
01:30:55 - Home.
01:30:58 Catching the puddle jumper.
01:31:01 What are you
01:31:04 I was thinking, Chas..
01:31:08 He's making
01:31:11 Somebody's gotta talk to him.
01:31:15 Your father ? I thought we were
01:31:18 This guy Trask is outta control, Chas.
01:31:23 Somebody's gotta
01:31:25 - My father's a major
01:31:29 Just relax.
01:31:33 - I gotta go. Everything all right ?
01:31:36 - I'll see you Monday. Good-bye.
01:32:04 - Good night, sir.
01:32:19 Hiya, Charlie.
01:32:22 Watch the door.
01:32:42 What a beautiful woman.
01:32:58 - Hello, there.
01:33:02 Yeah..
01:33:05 or we got the
01:33:08 Won't you come in ?
01:33:30 Colonel ?
01:33:44 Colonel,
01:33:48 What is there ?
01:33:54 It's afternoon.
01:34:00 So what ?
01:34:02 I don't know.
01:34:10 I-l talked to George
01:34:12 His, ah --
01:34:15 His father's a big-deal alumnus
01:34:19 Really ?
01:34:22 Yeah, he's, ah,
01:34:26 he's gonna talk
01:34:29 George thinks he might
01:34:32 "Get us off the hook."
01:34:35 Yeah, that's --
01:34:37 Watch the "us" part.
01:34:43 Colonel, don't you wanna
01:34:50 Colonel ?
01:34:52 Oh, Charlie,
01:34:56 I don't know !
01:34:58 But you're
01:35:04 My wallet is on
01:35:07 Take out
01:35:09 and $400
01:35:14 plus...
01:35:17 airport-to-school taxi.
01:35:23 Colonel, it's no rush.
01:35:26 I could stay
01:35:28 Charlie, you already
01:35:32 For that day,
01:35:38 But right now I have...
01:35:42 What other plans
01:35:47 To die, son.
01:35:49 Colonel, you're --
01:35:53 Come on, Colonel,
01:35:56 Charlie,
01:36:04 You go now, boy.
01:36:08 You go.
01:36:14 Just leave me
01:36:17 Look, uh --
01:36:21 What do you feel
01:36:25 I mean, look at this.
01:36:28 It's a beautiful day.
01:36:33 Colonel, I know you don't want
01:36:37 so let's go out and do something, huh ?
01:36:46 Yeah, a ride.
01:36:48 A ride ?
01:36:52 Yeah, Colonel Slade,
01:36:55 Let's go for a ride,
01:37:05 What kind of ride ?
01:37:09 Yeah, this is a valid
01:37:12 and we let appropriate customers
01:37:15 But you're 17 and with
01:37:19 This is a $190,000
01:37:22 - I'm not letting it out this door.
01:37:26 That's a Cabriolet T.
01:37:29 Think I'm gonna let an unaccompanied kid
01:37:33 He will not be
01:37:36 I'll be with him.
01:37:39 - You're his father ?
01:37:42 I have an idea. Why don't I take
01:37:46 - What's your quota, Freddie ?
01:37:50 How many Ferraris
01:37:52 That's not relevant
01:37:55 Freddie,
01:37:57 Are you tryin' to tell me
01:38:00 This is a Ferrari, the finest machinery
01:38:04 If you like it that much,
01:38:07 - I'd love to accommodate you --
01:38:12 you'll get a certified check of $101,000
01:38:17 It's $109,000,
01:38:22 Freddie, for you...
01:38:25 107 all in,
01:38:27 plus a case of champagne
01:38:31 What do you say ?
01:38:35 He drives so smooth,
01:38:39 When we bring the car back,
01:38:42 Listen, you made me laugh,
01:38:48 Want a deposit ?
01:38:50 This is not an
01:38:56 Freddie, you're no
01:39:02 Well, you know what they call me
01:39:06 You know why they
01:39:08 There's no kid here that
01:39:12 I'm known from coast to coast
01:39:15 Ask anybody about
01:39:17 When I get a Ferrari...
01:39:20 - Hah ! You just made me laugh.
01:39:24 Two thousand.
01:39:28 Unless you take it,
01:39:34 I'm a gray ghost too.
01:39:47 See ? This is fun,
01:40:03 - Drop her into neutral.
01:40:07 Slide her into second.
01:40:48 Straight. Hold it
01:40:52 That's straight.
01:40:58 - Keep it straight.
01:41:01 You've got to move a little bit,
01:41:04 Please ? Just like this.
01:41:07 Take it nice and easy.
01:41:10 Do you like this ?
01:41:16 Slow it down a little.
01:41:19 Colonel, slow it down.
01:41:23 Something's happened
01:41:26 - Slow it down, please.
01:41:29 I think I've got
01:41:31 Colonel Slade ?
01:41:35 - Whoo-ah !
01:41:37 Watch out !
01:41:40 Hah-hah !
01:41:42 You'll get us killed !
01:41:44 Don't blame me, Charlie.
01:41:48 Colonel, slow it down !
01:41:59 Oh, God.
01:42:02 Now let's see
01:42:05 - Corners ?
01:42:08 - Say when what ?
01:42:11 - Colonel, you can't turn the car.
01:42:14 3:00 ? 2:00 ?
01:42:18 Come on !
01:42:20 Ah... it's left, I guess.
01:42:23 Left. I knew it.
01:42:28 No, no !
01:42:30 - Now ?
01:42:33 Charlie, I'm gonna do it anyway.
01:42:38 Okay ! Wait, wait, wait !
01:42:40 Here I go.
01:42:42 Wait... now !
01:42:50 I did it !
01:42:55 You're ridin' with
01:43:00 - Turn again !
01:43:03 - Left now !
01:43:07 - Ohh !
01:43:09 I love this !
01:43:12 I love it !
01:43:16 Let me out.
01:43:19 - Shit ! The yellow flag.
01:43:23 I hadn't even
01:43:26 - Which way's the curb ?
01:43:28 - Slow down, Colonel.
01:43:30 - Pull over to the curb. Slow it down.
01:43:45 - Oh, Christ.
01:43:52 I'll do the talking.
01:44:00 License and registration.
01:44:13 What ? Are you
01:44:16 Don't she purr though ?
01:44:18 At 70 miles an hour ?
01:44:21 You should hear her
01:44:24 Where's your license ?
01:44:27 At the dealer's.
01:44:29 They give it back
01:44:33 - You got I.D. ?
01:44:38 Indeed.
01:44:43 Lt. Col. Slade.
01:44:45 And you, solider ?
01:44:47 The name is
01:44:52 Doin' a hell of a job, Gore.
01:44:55 And so are you, Colonel.
01:44:59 My boy Charlie.
01:45:03 He kept tellin' me to
01:45:05 What was I gonna do,
01:45:07 Yes.
01:45:13 Tell you what I'm gonna do.
01:45:17 - What's that ?
01:45:24 - Y-You got it.
01:45:28 - You want this ?
01:45:33 Your face and your voice
01:45:37 You ever in the
01:45:39 No.
01:45:41 - Never in the army ?
01:45:47 Good Lord.
01:45:54 Your dad is looking good,
01:45:56 He's got a heavy foot.
01:46:01 - I hear ya !
01:46:17 Get out of the car, 'cause
01:46:21 Just keeping this baby warm,
01:46:25 I'm not drivin' anymore.
01:46:32 Yes.
01:46:38 - Take my arm.
01:46:40 - Colonel, it's really bumpy here.
01:46:57 You all right ?
01:47:02 Yeah.
01:47:11 Red light.
01:47:18 Taking too long.
01:47:24 Shit ! Colonel !
01:47:38 Colonel !
01:47:40 Shit !
01:47:43 What the hell
01:47:45 - Take the cane.
01:47:47 - Take the cane, Colonel.
01:47:50 We're on Park Avenue.
01:47:52 - Perfect place.
01:47:56 Never been housebroken.
01:47:58 Shit !
01:48:00 What's the matter
01:48:09 What are you doing ?
01:48:12 Come on.
01:48:15 I'm tired, Charlie.
01:48:20 Give me your arm.
01:48:22 Here's your cane.
01:48:25 Take me back
01:48:34 Home at last.
01:48:57 You all right now ?
01:49:00 Yeah.
01:49:05 - Do you want to use the bathroom ?
01:49:18 - Can I get you something ?
01:49:25 - You sure you're all right ?
01:49:46 Do you mind
01:49:49 Go ahead.
01:50:09 - Hello ?
01:50:12 Senior or Junior ?
01:50:15 Junior.
01:50:17 - Who's this ?
01:50:20 George isn't going to be talking
01:50:26 - Oh.
01:50:45 Colonel, are you
01:50:51 I'm blind, Charlie.
01:50:59 I'm gonna take a nap.
01:51:04 Too much fresh air.
01:51:07 It's probably
01:51:11 Want me to help you
01:51:14 No.
01:51:16 Couch.
01:51:18 I like
01:51:24 You sure you're
01:51:26 I got a headache.
01:51:34 Why don't you go downstairs,
01:51:37 - Some Aspirin.
01:51:43 I feel like
01:51:46 Get me a couple of
01:51:51 - Monte Cristos, number one.
01:51:53 You won't be able to get 'em
01:51:56 So why don't you
01:51:59 Fiftieth and Fifth,
01:52:02 Fella name of Arnold
01:52:06 Tell him, um,
01:52:10 He'll know.
01:53:01 You're back
01:53:05 You didn't get
01:53:13 Get out of here,
01:53:19 I thought we had a deal.
01:53:21 I welched. I'm a welcher.
01:53:26 No, what you told me was that
01:53:30 I lied.
01:53:34 - Yeah, well, you could have fooled me.
01:53:40 Charlie, how you ever gonna survive
01:53:49 Why don't you just
01:54:00 Wh-- What are you doing ?
01:54:04 I'm gonna
01:54:09 Your life's finished anyway.
01:54:11 Your friend George's gonna
01:54:15 And so are you.
01:54:17 And once you've sung,
01:54:20 you're gonna take your place
01:54:24 of American manhood.
01:54:28 And you will be through.
01:54:31 I'd like to disagree
01:54:34 You're in no position
01:54:37 I got a loaded .45 here.
01:54:40 I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,
01:54:45 of you sellin' out !
01:54:48 Put the gun down,
01:54:51 What ? You givin' me
01:54:54 No, I'm --
01:54:57 I give the ultimatums !
01:55:01 I'm sorry.
01:55:04 All right ?
01:55:09 It's all right...
01:55:19 You break my heart, son.
01:55:22 All my life
01:55:24 to everyone
01:55:28 because it made me feel
01:55:34 You do it
01:55:40 You got integrity, Charlie.
01:55:46 I don't know whether
01:55:51 Not much of a choice,
01:55:55 Aw, don't get cute now.
01:55:57 - Colonel, please put the gun away ?
01:56:02 Do you want me to adopt ya,
01:56:06 Please ? I mean...
01:56:09 - you're just in a slump right now.
01:56:15 No slump, Charlie.
01:56:19 I'm bad.
01:56:24 I'm not bad. No.
01:56:28 I'm rotten.
01:56:33 You're not bad.
01:56:38 Y-- You're just in pain.
01:56:45 What do you know
01:56:49 Hmm ? You little
01:56:54 from the Pacific Northwest.
01:56:57 What the fuck you know
01:57:03 Let me have the gun, Colonel.
01:57:05 No time to grow a dick, son.
01:57:08 Just, just give me
01:57:13 I'm talkin'
01:57:20 Soldier, that was
01:57:25 Give me the gun ?
01:57:30 You can stay
01:57:34 You understand ?
01:57:41 Now why don't you leave
01:57:48 I want your gun, Colonel.
01:57:59 I'm gonna give myself
01:58:07 You need a count
01:58:13 Five, four...
01:58:16 three...
01:58:22 two...
01:58:26 one. Fuck it.
01:58:37 Gimme ! Fuck it !
01:58:43 - Get out of here !
01:58:45 - Get outta here !
01:58:48 - I'll blow your fuckin' head off !
01:58:51 You want to do it ?
01:58:54 - Fuck.
01:58:59 Get outta here !
01:59:03 You fucked up, all right ?
01:59:06 So everybody does it.
01:59:10 What life ?
01:59:16 I'm in the dark here !
01:59:20 You understand ?
01:59:31 So give up. You want
01:59:34 'cause I'm givin' up too.
01:59:36 You said I'm through.
01:59:38 We're both through.
01:59:40 So let's get on with it.
01:59:44 Let's fuckin' pull the trigger,
01:59:57 Pull the trigger.
02:00:01 Here we go, Charlie.
02:00:04 I'm ready.
02:00:14 You don't want to die.
02:00:18 And neither do you.
02:00:23 Give me one reason not to.
02:00:30 I'll give you two. you can
02:00:34 better than anyone
02:00:42 You never seen anyone
02:00:48 Give me the gun, Colonel.
02:01:02 Oh, where do I go
02:01:05 If you're tangled up,
02:01:11 You askin' me
02:01:21 ?Did you ever have the feelin'
02:01:27 ?And still had the feelin'
02:01:48 You like my blues, Charlie ?
02:01:53 Yeah, they're beautiful.
02:01:57 I wore these for
02:02:05 Of course, uh, we weren't
02:02:12 But he dropped by anyway.
02:02:17 Will you please
02:02:23 You're askin' an officer
02:02:30 You don't have to surrender it.
02:02:36 All right ?
02:02:49 Boy, I could use
02:02:56 How about a cup of coffee ?
02:02:58 Too big a leap for me
02:03:03 Maybe tomorrow. Hah !
02:03:08 No, a Mr. John Daniels
02:03:15 No water, Charlie.
02:03:19 No water.
02:03:21 Please.
02:03:31 Here's your drink,
02:03:38 Oh. I'm so sorry.
02:03:42 What time do you want me
02:03:44 - Uh, maybe later, all right ?
02:03:50 is come right in.
02:03:55 - Later, please ?
02:03:59 Good afternoon.
02:04:05 Nice voice.
02:04:11 Boy, you have
02:04:13 Mm-hmm. Is there anything else
02:04:19 - Not for you.
02:04:26 The thought that one day --
02:04:40 Never mind.
02:04:42 The what ?
02:04:46 Silly.
02:04:50 Just the thought
02:04:56 I could have a woman's arms
02:05:01 and her legs
02:05:06 And what ?
02:05:13 That I could wake up in the morning
02:05:18 Smell of her.
02:05:21 All funky and warm.
02:05:28 I finally gave up on it.
02:05:33 I don't know why
02:05:39 You know, when we get back
02:05:41 I don't know why
02:05:44 I mean, you're
02:05:48 and you're fun
02:05:51 you're a great travel companion,
02:06:01 Charlie,
02:06:03 are you
02:06:09 Yes.
02:06:15 Yeah ?
02:06:16 Hey, Manny.
02:06:21 My God. We -- We --
02:06:25 Your plane, Charlie.
02:06:31 - New England Thruway
02:06:47 I'm gettin' that
02:06:51 Uh...
02:06:54 "Uh" ?
02:06:56 I think you were right
02:07:00 - Uh, I'm sorry to hear that.
02:07:03 Mr. Trask is bringin' us up in front
02:07:07 Puttin' your feet
02:07:09 Special meeting of
02:07:14 And what are you
02:07:19 I don't know.
02:07:23 Oh, Charlie, why are you
02:07:27 Hmm ? Where's your father ?
02:07:32 He left.
02:07:35 I thought it was a mom-and-pop store.
02:07:40 - It's my stepfather.
02:07:47 But why isn't he in on this ?
02:07:49 Somethin'
02:07:51 No, he's okay.
02:07:55 - We don't get along very well.
02:08:00 - 'Cause he's an asshole.
02:08:06 Well, that's all right, Charlie.
02:08:11 Every family's got one
02:08:44 - That's it ?
02:08:46 - Take care of yourself, kid.
02:08:55 No, I'm not open.
02:08:59 I hate good-byes.
02:09:03 So, uh, you'll be
02:09:08 I'll be fine.
02:09:12 All right.
02:09:14 - What's that ?
02:09:19 Uh, that's first bell.
02:09:22 Just got time
02:09:27 Oh. I almost forgot.
02:09:34 I owe you some money.
02:09:38 Three hundred dollars,
02:09:45 You ever need any
02:09:47 - I'm your man.
02:09:59 - Uh, it's 16 Water Street.
02:10:04 Good-bye, Charlie.
02:10:08 Good-bye, Colonel.
02:10:13 Come here, son.
02:10:31 Okay, Manny.
02:11:47 George. George !
02:12:28 I called an open meeting
02:12:31 because the incident that
02:12:35 describes an issue
02:12:40 Not an isolated case
02:12:44 is a symptom
02:12:48 a sickness which runs
02:12:52 this school was founded on,
02:12:56 a school, among whose graduates two have
02:13:01 in the White House.
02:13:04 Baird men have run state departments
02:13:07 founded department stores
02:13:12 Our alumni receive their bulletins
02:13:15 and in palaces
02:13:17 We are, in fact,
02:13:20 as the cradle
02:13:23 - A beacon in the nation's --
02:13:25 - Got room for me up there, Charlie ?
02:13:28 - We are bleeding from disrespect,
02:13:31 - Give us a hand.
02:13:35 and a disrespect
02:13:39 a disrespect for
02:13:43 And, as the custodians
02:13:46 we are here today
02:13:51 from those
02:13:55 Who is this, Mr. Simms ?
02:13:58 - Uh --
02:14:02 Lieutenant Colonel,
02:14:07 I'm here in place
02:14:09 - Excuse me ?
02:14:15 They could not make
02:14:18 And what is your relationship
02:14:20 Is this a courtroom ?
02:14:24 - Closest thing we could manage to it.
02:14:27 there's a few people
02:14:32 There are no oaths at Baird.
02:14:39 Larry and Franny Simms...
02:14:42 are very dear,
02:14:45 They've asked me to appear here
02:14:49 Okay ?
02:14:53 Happy to have you
02:14:59 Mr. Willis.
02:15:03 - Which Mr. Willis ?
02:15:11 You were in a position
02:15:15 to see who committed
02:15:21 Well, uh, I have
02:15:24 No, no, not an idea, Mr. Willis.
02:15:31 Well...
02:15:34 I-l didn't have
02:15:40 Come on.
02:15:45 I was in the library.
02:15:48 and I was gonna put
02:15:52 Um,
02:15:54 I --
02:15:56 Then I helped
02:15:58 and the next thing I know,
02:16:02 and I hear this sound,
02:16:06 didn't have any time
02:16:09 Whom, with your limited vision,
02:16:29 Like I say,
02:16:33 Uh,
02:16:37 I can't see
02:16:40 What did you see,
02:16:43 What ?
02:16:45 - What, you mean definitively ?
02:16:48 Tell me what you saw !
02:16:55 Now, don't hold me
02:16:57 no contacts, it's dark...
02:17:02 and everything, I mean --
02:17:04 Mr. Willis !
02:17:07 Maybe...
02:17:12 Harry Havemeyer,
02:17:14 Trent Potter
02:17:22 - Maybe ?
02:17:26 Could you provide us
02:17:31 I mean, why don't
02:17:33 I really think
02:17:44 Mr. Simms.
02:17:46 Yes.
02:17:48 You don't wear
02:17:51 No, sir.
02:17:55 With your untrammeled sight,
02:18:03 Well, I saw --
02:18:07 but l-l-l
02:18:10 All right..
02:18:17 - I-l couldn't say.
02:18:23 Well, I just --
02:18:28 - I just couldn't say. I'm --
02:18:31 You're exhausting
02:18:33 and making a mockery
02:18:35 I will give you
02:18:36 The consequences of your response
02:18:39 By dire I mean your future
02:18:44 Now for the last time,
02:18:47 what did you see
02:18:49 outside my office ?
02:18:54 I saw somebody.
02:18:56 "l saw somebody." Good.
02:19:00 Did you see
02:19:02 Yeah.
02:19:05 And they were
02:19:14 They were
02:19:32 of most any
02:19:48 I am left
02:19:53 Mr. Willis's testimony is
02:19:57 The substance I was
02:20:00 was to come from you.
02:20:05 I'm sorry.
02:20:08 I'm sorry too, Mr. Simms,
02:20:11 because you know
02:20:13 inasmuch as I can't punish
02:20:16 Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson ?
02:20:18 And I won't punish
02:20:20 He's the only party
02:20:23 who is still worthy of
02:20:27 I'm going to recommend to
02:20:31 that you be expelled.
02:20:33 Mr. Simms, you are
02:20:36 and you are a liar.
02:20:38 But not a snitch !
02:20:40 Excuse me ?
02:20:43 No, I don't
02:20:45 - Mr. Slade.
02:20:50 Please watch your
02:20:52 You are in the Baird school,
02:20:55 Mr. Simms, I will give you one
02:20:59 Mr. Simms
02:21:01 He doesn't need
02:21:03 "still worthy of
02:21:06 What the hell
02:21:08 What is your motto here ?
02:21:10 "Boys, inform on your
02:21:14 anything short of that,
02:21:17 Well, gentlemen,
02:21:20 when the shit hits the fan,
02:21:23 and some guys stay.
02:21:25 Here's Charlie facin' the fire,
02:21:29 hidin' in
02:21:31 And what are you doin' ?
02:21:33 You're gonna
02:21:35 and destroy Charlie.
02:21:39 -Are you finished, Mr. Slade ?
02:21:43 I don't know who
02:21:46 William Howard Taft,
02:21:49 William Tell, whoever.
02:21:51 Their spirit is dead,
02:21:54 It's gone.
02:21:56 You're buildin'
02:21:58 a vessel for
02:22:01 And if you think you're
02:22:05 you better think again,
02:22:07 because I say you are
02:22:10 this institution
02:22:12 What a shame.
02:22:15 What kind of a show
02:22:18 I mean, the only class
02:22:22 I'm here to tell you
02:22:26 It's non-negotiable.
02:22:29 Someone here, and I'm not gonna say who,
02:22:32 - Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.
02:22:36 I show you out of order.
02:22:38 You don't know what
02:22:42 I'd show you,
02:22:44 I'm too tired,
02:22:47 If I were the man I was
02:22:50 a flamethrower
02:22:54 Out of order ? Who the hell
02:23:00 I've been around,
02:23:02 There was a time
02:23:05 And I have seen.
02:23:07 Boys like these,
02:23:10 their arms torn out,
02:23:14 But there is nothin'
02:23:17 of an amputated spirit.
02:23:19 There is
02:23:23 You think you're merely sendin'
02:23:27 back home to Oregon with
02:23:30 but I say you are...
02:23:32 executin' his soul !
02:23:35 And why ?
02:23:38 Because he's not
02:23:41 Baird men.
02:23:44 you're gonna be Baird bums,
02:23:46 And, Harry, Jimmy,
02:23:49 Trent, wherever
02:23:52 fuck you too !
02:23:56 Stand down, Mr. Slade !
02:23:59 I'm not finished.
02:24:01 As I came in here,
02:24:05 "cradle of leadership."
02:24:08 Well, when
02:24:11 the cradle will fall,
02:24:14 It has fallen.
02:24:16 Makers of men,
02:24:19 Be careful what kind of leaders
02:24:22 I don't know if Charlie's
02:24:26 is right or wrong;
02:24:29 But I can tell you this:
02:24:31 he won't sell
02:24:33 to buy his future !
02:24:36 And that, my friends,
02:24:40 That's called courage.
02:24:42 Now that's the stuff
02:24:51 Now I have come to
02:24:55 I always knew
02:25:00 Without exception, I knew,
02:25:04 You know why ?
02:25:06 It was too damn hard.
02:25:11 Now here's Charlie.
02:25:14 He has chosen a path.
02:25:16 It's the right path.
02:25:18 It's a path
02:25:21 that leads to character.
02:25:25 Let him continue
02:25:29 You hold this boy's future
02:25:34 It's a valuable future,
02:25:37 believe me.
02:25:39 Don't destroy it.
02:25:43 Embrace it.
02:25:45 It's gonna make you proud
02:26:06 How's that for cornball ?
02:26:29 Nothing can
02:26:36 The Disciplinary Committee will
02:26:39 in closed session.
02:26:50 - What are they doin', Charlie ?
02:26:58 Very well.
02:27:06 Apparently, that meeting
02:27:10 Mrs. Hunsaker.
02:27:15 The joint student-faculty
02:27:18 needs no further sessions.
02:27:20 They have come
02:27:23 Misters Havemeyer,
02:27:26 are placed
02:27:28 for suspicion of
02:27:31 It is further recommended
02:27:35 receive neither recognition
02:27:38 for his cooperation.
02:27:41 Mr. Charles Simms
02:27:44 from any further response
02:27:47 Whoo-ah.
02:28:25 Charlie !
02:28:47 - Last step.
02:28:54 Colonel.
02:28:56 Colonel !
02:28:59 I'm Christine Downes,
02:29:01 I teach
02:29:03 I wanted to tell you
02:29:05 - your coming here
02:29:08 Uh --
02:29:12 Went to a artillery school
02:29:16 Thought he might've
02:29:18 Uh, no, no,
02:29:21 Uh, Colonel Slade was on, uh,
02:29:24 Lyndon Johnson's staff,
02:29:26 Were you ? Fascinating.
02:29:29 We should get together,
02:29:34 Fleurs de rocailles.
02:29:39 Yes.
02:29:41 "Flowers from a brook."
02:29:45 That's right.
02:29:50 Well, Miss Downes,
02:29:52 I, I'll know
02:29:56 Charlie.
02:29:58 - Bye, Miss Downes..
02:30:03 You don't have
02:30:07 5'7",
02:30:10 auburn hair,
02:30:12 beautiful
02:30:33 Yabba dabba doo.
02:30:37 Hah !
02:30:40 Manny.
02:30:43 Aw, Colonel,
02:30:45 You earned it.
02:30:48 want to take a breather to New York,
02:30:51 You can drive us
02:30:53 You're on. Not only
02:30:56 I'll give you
02:30:58 I'll see your rate
02:31:01 Stay outta
02:31:03 - Take care, Colonel.
02:31:06 - Ready ?
02:31:09 You go on ahead.
02:31:13 Come by before you
02:31:17 We'll have a little cheer.
02:31:19 And if you like,
02:31:22 Sometimes she cooks
02:31:25 It's almost edible.
02:31:28 All right, Colonel.
02:31:30 - That'd be really --
02:31:52 Who's there ?
02:31:54 - That you, Francine ?
02:31:57 - What are you doing ?
02:32:00 Taking a ride ?
02:32:04 - No.
02:32:07 Aw, come on,
02:32:09 We should make up.
02:32:13 - No..
02:32:15 - What ?
02:32:17 a really hard
02:32:22 - What's that ?
02:32:24 I hear a chipmunk.
02:32:26 Is it a walrus ?
02:32:28 No, it's Willie.
02:32:30 Willie, why don't you
02:32:33 Come on, son.
02:32:36 Come on. Come on.
02:32:38 You got it. Hold onto it.
02:32:41 Come on.
02:32:45 Here we are.
02:32:47 Francine, come on
02:32:50 I'll let you make me
02:32:53 - Whaddaya say ?