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Ast rix Ob lix Mission Cl op tre Asterix Obelix Mission Cleopatra
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An old Egyptian poem goes |
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Nile, Nile, |
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you are like our Queen, |
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ASTERIX AND CLEOPATRA |
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Our story begins |
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or at Alexandria, both possible... |
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...in Egypt, the palace |
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The legendary and elegant Cleopatra. |
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Enough! |
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I'm saying that Egypt |
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I'm not saying there hasn't been a great period. |
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I'm just saying your people are nothing special now. |
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And that Egypt is a province of Rome. |
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A "province"! |
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To be clear, o Ceasar... |
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...it wasn't the Romans |
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Those pointy things? |
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And the tower of Pharaoh's? Isn't that something? |
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That's old stuff. |
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...or today, my people are superior. |
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...Greek, and I know better |
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Enough! |
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I can proof, o Ceasar... |
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...that my people are still genius. |
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Oh? How? By drawing portrets? |
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No, by building a palace. |
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I already have a palace in Rome. |
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You will get one in Alexandria. |
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...you can sleep somewhere. |
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...and more luxuary |
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Bigger than "Ceasar`s Palace"? |
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You will see. |
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Rome wasn´t built in one day. |
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Within three centuries? |
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Three months. |
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Three months ? |
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Three... |
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Within three months you will have your palace. |
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Projects are never completed on time. |
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But ok, |
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If you succeed, I will admit in public... |
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...that your empire is the greatest. |
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Untill three months... |
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He´s making me go all the way. |
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No... why is the floor done already? |
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First the water supply. |
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Mr. Malococsis, |
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And what´s that door doing there? |
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Ask Numérobis, the architect. |
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Together with repairmen |
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Malococsis ! |
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Numérobis... |
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How are things? |
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Wha... wha... What´s the problem? |
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The door in the ceiling? |
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I´m anticipating. If you want |
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And the tiled floor. Isn´t it nice? |
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Is it beautiful or is it beautiful? |
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Malococsis... trust me... |
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...I´m not a repairman. |
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You are two months behind. |
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People in high places |
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Regards Alexandria... |
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Architect Numérobis? |
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No, that´s... What´s it about? |
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I was laughing about Alexandria... |
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...because people in high places |
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You don´t have to get mad. |
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My little friend... Wake up. Breakfast. |
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Kinepolis... |
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What´s that? |
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Lovendpis... |
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Serge... |
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Amonbofis... refresh the water. |
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I don´t smell anything... |
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I made it |
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That´s the problem. |
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You always do it like that. |
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Yes, we always did it like this. |
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The floor is weird. Can´t touch it. |
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Where is it? |
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Hello. |
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Numérobis, is Egypt |
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Yes. No-one in the world is mightier. |
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But, ofcourse I don´t know everyone. |
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The Romans, especially Ceasar, |
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I´ll show him what we are made of. |
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I will build the most impressive palace for him. |
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And you, Numérobis, will be the architect. |
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Okay. |
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I will be the architect. That means? |
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I will design the whole... |
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All my architects are busy. |
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No, I´m not busy. |
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He´s not busy. |
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Numérobis, only you are available. |
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I´m busy. I have to finish |
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Only the tiles, but... |
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Queen, as your architect |
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When the crocodiles |
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No, you are good, but too classic. |
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Classic... that means? |
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I want something new, something fresh. |
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But... help Numérobis. Find a piece of land. |
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Land? |
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As you wish. |
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Go, Numérobis, you have three months. |
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Three months? And how much extra time? |
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Because 3 months, |
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...and with the foundations, |
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Three months, that´s... |
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That doesn´t seem possible. |
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Numérobis! You have three months. |
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If you succeed, I will bathe you in gold. |
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If you fail, |
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Where´s the sweet little lam? |
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Did they eat the little lam? |
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I had to build that palace. |
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Then Cleopatra, the rain... |
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...the hail nor the grasshoppers... |
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...but I would your worst |
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17, 18, 19, 20, 21... |
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474, 475, 476, 477... |
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Boss! I have been busy a lot... |
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I was thinking about some sort of machine... |
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...that would help us reach |
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Otis... can´t this wait? |
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What are you counting, boss? |
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Cleapatra wants a palace for Ceasar. |
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Here. On this piece of ground. |
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From there... to there. |
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That will get you a huge palace. |
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It has to be modern and daring. |
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That´s good. You can stop that... |
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...because we have other people for that. |
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No time, we only have 3 months. |
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Good. And how many extra time do we get? |
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None. We have 3 months, |
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We´ll never make it. |
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But urgent work like this |
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It´s not urgent, it´s suicide. |
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If I fail, I will be crocodile food. |
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A crocodile is fast. |
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Not good. |
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Did you hear me or |
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Yes, no, but... |
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Three months from when? |
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From now. |
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There is nothing. Totally nothing. |
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We need magic. |
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We have to be magicians. Gods. |
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Exactly... |
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Yes, it´s not good news, |
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When I was little... |
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...daddy told me |
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Panossonixme... |
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Something with ix ? |
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Helmutlottix ? |
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It begins with Panob... |
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Then it´s Pommederainettepommedapix. |
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A druid. |
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A druid from Gallia with a magic potion. |
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It gives you enormous powers. |
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With that potion I will |
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Imhotep, I didn´t expect it, |
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Boss... |
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...magic potions don´t exist. |
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Only in papyrus-drawings |
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Take care of the workers. |
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There will be a lane with statues. |
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And over there the garden with olive trees, |
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Yes, and there the palace, luxurious and beautiful. |
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And a big yard with exotic dancers. |
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And there a little geranium, |
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It will be very beautiful. |
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You have to imagine. |
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I´m going. See you in a month. |
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At the max. Enough time to |
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Ju, Cannabis. |
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Ju, Cannabis ! |
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Go on! |
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You´re standing still, Cannabis. |
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Go! Ju, Cannabis! |
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Where does that Mix live? |
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In the north. |
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Go, go on, Cannabis. |
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We are in the year 50 before Christ. |
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Whole Gallia is taken |
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An unbeatable village still |
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And life isn´t easy |
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Babaorum, Aquarium, |
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En garde, Gaul. Defend yourself! |
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I´m at your service. |
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What was that? |
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Yes, we were just transferred. |
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I understand. |
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...made by our druid |
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Look. |
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Panomanix ! Panomenixme ! |
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What kind of country is this? |
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Unbelievable, it´s minus 8000 here. |
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I can´t drink from it, |
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And it gives me unbelievable strength. |
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Look. |
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Isn´t it nice? |
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Hello. |
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You should follow them |
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I´m not going with you, ok? |
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I´m going to think for a while. |
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The Romans are good, |
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It´s because of the helmets. |
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Listen... |
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But the landing is kind of hard. |
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Excuse me? Are you Asterixme? |
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Rix. Asterix.And that´s Obelix. |
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And the dog´s name is Idéfix. |
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Do you know Panobemix? A druid. |
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Panoramix, sorry to disturb you, |
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Sir? |
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Looks like he doesn´t know you. |
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I, I, I am Numérobis. |
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What a pleasant surprise. |
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You must be frozen. |
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I´m very happy to see you. |
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He´s from Alexandria. Come warm yourself. |
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Is that your magic potion? |
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No. |
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I can´t sell you magic potion. |
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Not everything. One kettle. |
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No. |
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A principle. He never does it. |
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A little kettle. |
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No. |
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A flask. |
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A little flask. |
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A bowl. A little bowl. |
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It´s the secret of the druids |
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A little bowl isn´t much. |
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I´m sorry Numérobis. |
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It´s ok. |
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You were my only hope. |
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The silk thread my life was |
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But I understand. |
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You have other stuff to care about. |
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Ceasar, the Romans. Who I don´t like. |
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Maybe I´m going to die... |
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But I´m happy I knew you guys. |
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Sir Gauls... |
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Midifix... |
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But what´s wrong? |
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Numérobis, wait. |
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...look for manuscripts. I´m not promising anything... |
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...but I can go with you. |
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Thank you. Thanks a lot, Panomanix. |
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My ship is waiting, enough space for everyone. |
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We have no time to lose. |
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You won´t take him with you? |
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He´s too small for a trip like this. |
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Pack your bags and forget about it. |
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"Forget it." "Forget it." |
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With the icy noth wind, |
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...the long travel to Egypt begins, |
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The empire of Cleopatra |
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...welcome Asterix, Obelix and |
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And ldéfix? |
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What? |
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I´m barking. I´m not allowed |
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Ok. Get him out, or else he suffocates. |
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But there´s nothing in here. |
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Such a smart dog. My sweetheart. |
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He´s so sweet. |
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He crawled in himself. |
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...that three months is a little short. |
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Amonbofis is a real hyena. |
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You know what a hyena is? |
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He wants me dead and he has a lot of |
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What can he do? |
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He has a lot of golden talents. |
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In Gallia the people with the most |
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Should we fear something? |
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Redbeard ! Redbeard ! |
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Men, we didn´t have a lot |
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...and their magic potion, |
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They were with so many men, |
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Run. |
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No, not really. |
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We had to leave the ship |
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Swimming in thr ice cold water. |
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It was freezing. |
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To get no more trouble, |
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For the others, no mercy! |
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Ship ahead! |
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Ready to board them, daddy. |
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Take it easy, my child. |
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Besides, you are talking nonsense. |
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I thought so too. |
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How many ships, Baba ? |
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One, Captain, and it looks small. |
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Egyptian, Captain. |
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Egyptian. |
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With this everything will be fine. |
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Woodleg. |
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On your post. Bosco, Floater, |
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Skullchicken, Rhumsack, Hardhead, |
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Ready to board. |
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I am the king of the world! |
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Pirates! |
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Help, pirates! |
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Look, pirates. Hurry, we have to go. |
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The pirates. |
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Who are they! |
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The Ga... The Gau... The Gua... |
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The Gauls! |
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This can´t be true. |
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Is there an axe? Get out of the way. |
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Easy down there. |
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Cheater! |
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Good. Let your ship go down. |
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They know who we are. |
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They are old friends. |
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See, |
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I´ve had enough of your |
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What´s that in the sky? |
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The lights of Alexandria. |
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Let the butterflies of my yeuth go down. |
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I don´t know why I said that. |
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I´m hungry. |
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That´s the tower of Pharos, |
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A beaken for ships. |
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It´s a miracle. |
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I´m more hungry than a barracuda. |
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Bar-ra-cu-da. |
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You wanted to talk, Numérobis. |
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Queen, the palace is going ok |
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That´s why I asked friends from Gallia, |
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...to help me with my work. |
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I´ve come to ask for permission... |
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...permission for the help. |
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Help from the verb helping. |
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I can´t decide myself. |
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Surround yourself with anyone you want. |
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And build the palace |
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Ceasar mocks me daily. |
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He´s too arrogant. |
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Too arrogant. |
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Too arrogant. |
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Listen... |
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...make sure you will be ready |
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That makes me happy. |
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Or else... the crocodiles. |
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Go now. |
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Mustache is cute. |
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A bit old. |
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No, the other one. |
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You do it on purpose? |
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She has a bad character, |
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She will feed me to the crocodiles. |
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A little turned-up nose, |
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and a pigtail to the side. |
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I´ll be crocodile food |
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Is crocodile meat nice? |
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Could you please |
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A big ant. |
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What a crowd! |
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It looks like the yearly |
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Every new breed |
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A big manifestation. |
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What kind of cows do you have? |
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Yes, go on. There´s nothing wrong. |
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Yes, there is still a lot to do. |
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And we only have 2 months left. |
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About the magic potion, |
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...you told me you would do would |
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I said I would see what I could do. |
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Where did all that sand come from? |
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All those stones are from the Nile |
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Hitting slaves is very mean. |
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They aren´t slaves. They are workers... |
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...who chose this work |
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And lashes make you pretty? |
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Yes...I don´t know. |
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"Istou"? |
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That´s the sign for the soup. |
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No. They are being relieved. |
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It´s a tradition |
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They are hair buddies. |
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It´s a different culture. |
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Do you remember the menhir |
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I bet it was as heavy as |
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You should ask him. |
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It´s a different culture. |
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Another invoice. I hate |
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Otis, my writer. |
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Writer, that´s a good position... |
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In my opinion there are |
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If I have to summarize my life, |
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With people who helped |
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It´s funny to say that coincidence |
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...because when you have |
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...you might not find the |
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The mirror that helps you. |
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That´s not my case, |
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...I sing about it, I dance. I am the love... |
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...and if people ask me why |
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...I say that I |
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And it led me |
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But maybe tomorrow I will be |
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...and give myself. Am myself. |
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What will we eat today? |
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I´ll be back. |
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the palace of Ceasar |
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End of work: 58 days. |
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What are you searching? |
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I lost a lentil. |
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Workers. |
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Workers. |
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Comrades. |
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Are we back in the time of the Pharaoh´s? |
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Are we working hard |
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And for whom? |
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For Caesar... |
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That he´s constructing his palace in Rome. |
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Everyone at his side and |
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That´s true... |
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Comrades, |
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You are being exhausted... |
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...honsetly... |
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There. |
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He´s right. |
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And over there two monumental statues. |
| 00:31:21 |
But not too munumental |
| 00:31:24 |
And at the edge |
| 00:31:27 |
That´s next to the chambers, |
| 00:31:31 |
Because of the noise and smell? |
| 00:31:35 |
I didn´t think about that. |
| 00:31:37 |
What are those big grapes? |
| 00:31:40 |
Dates, Obelix. |
| 00:31:47 |
The middle is crunchy. |
| 00:31:49 |
Not bad. |
| 00:31:55 |
End of the break. Time to work! |
| 00:32:01 |
I didn´t say anything. |
| 00:32:04 |
Not content! Not content! |
| 00:32:09 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:32:11 |
Not content! Not content! |
| 00:32:18 |
We refuse to work. |
| 00:32:21 |
This is not tolerable. |
| 00:32:25 |
Calm down please, calm down. |
| 00:32:28 |
Not content! |
| 00:32:30 |
Who´s responsible for this? |
| 00:32:33 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:34 |
I will be the voice of my comrades. |
| 00:32:38 |
I am Mobilis. |
| 00:32:40 |
You have to new messages. |
| 00:32:44 |
Fistly: we won´t work more than |
| 00:32:48 |
We only want 35 hours. |
| 00:32:51 |
That will never work. That will |
| 00:32:53 |
Secondly, |
| 00:32:56 |
...we demand a cut of at least 50%. |
| 00:32:58 |
An raise you mean. |
| 00:33:01 |
A cut in the amount of lashes. |
| 00:33:03 |
We get too many lashes. |
| 00:33:05 |
Some of the workers have a |
| 00:33:08 |
Their heads are about to burst. |
| 00:33:11 |
...and about the food... |
| 00:33:16 |
The less lashes, |
| 00:33:19 |
And then the palace won´t be ready, |
| 00:33:22 |
Enough, Numérobis. Mobilis is right... |
| 00:33:24 |
...she can´t let them do it. |
| 00:33:32 |
I´m sure they would |
| 00:33:43 |
Ready. |
| 00:33:50 |
No, you fell in it |
| 00:33:54 |
Come, Idéfix. |
| 00:33:56 |
Give them a demonstration, Asterix. |
| 00:33:59 |
Watch it, it might be a bit strong. |
| 00:34:08 |
It´s a bit strong. |
| 00:34:22 |
Idéfix, do a trick. |
| 00:34:25 |
Do a trick. |
| 00:34:51 |
Sit! |
| 00:34:53 |
That´s a miracle... |
| 00:35:04 |
is there enough for everyone? |
| 00:35:06 |
I´ll make some more. |
| 00:35:08 |
No, Obelix, you... |
| 00:35:11 |
Yes, alright. |
| 00:36:11 |
No! Obelix, no. |
| 00:36:50 |
Hohis. That´s his name. |
| 00:36:54 |
Nobis ? |
| 00:36:55 |
No, Hohis. Like saucisse. |
| 00:37:23 |
Nixusis. |
| 00:37:27 |
How can I be of service? |
| 00:37:29 |
An lmhotep. |
| 00:37:34 |
I have a job for you. |
| 00:37:37 |
No problem. Who has to die? |
| 00:37:38 |
No, we´re not going to kill anyone. |
| 00:37:42 |
Here you are, two lmhoteps. |
| 00:37:46 |
The construction of the palace has to stop. |
| 00:37:50 |
They are waiting for stones from the south. |
| 00:37:54 |
Make sure they won´t arrive. |
| 00:37:57 |
No stones, no construction. |
| 00:38:00 |
No construction, no palace. |
| 00:38:03 |
No palace... |
| 00:38:06 |
...no palace. |
| 00:38:10 |
Here´s some gold to do it. |
| 00:38:14 |
What´s left you will give back. |
| 00:38:27 |
Nice tunic. |
| 00:38:51 |
I came, |
| 00:38:55 |
The usual formulas. |
| 00:38:59 |
"Cezaar". |
| 00:39:01 |
"Cezaar" or "Caesar" ? |
| 00:39:05 |
Caesar. It sounded good, but... |
| 00:39:09 |
Chisel four blocks. |
| 00:39:12 |
Ave Caesar. Respect and power... |
| 00:39:14 |
Respect and power, Caius C+. |
| 00:39:17 |
I came, I saw, I conquered? |
| 00:39:20 |
Veni, vedi, that´s right. Vici is too soon. |
| 00:39:23 |
That means? |
| 00:39:25 |
In Gallia for example... |
| 00:39:28 |
What´s in Gallia? |
| 00:39:31 |
In Gallia it´s vici. Totally conquered. |
| 00:39:34 |
That´s not true. One village |
| 00:39:37 |
...and still overpowerd, |
| 00:39:39 |
I already heard that. |
| 00:39:42 |
And Cleopatra, did the construction stop? |
| 00:39:44 |
No, it´s going good. |
| 00:39:47 |
It´s beautiful. |
| 00:39:52 |
No. |
| 00:39:54 |
Don´t touch me. |
| 00:39:58 |
Impossible |
| 00:40:01 |
Numérobis asked help from three. |
| 00:40:06 |
Panoramix? |
| 00:40:07 |
Yes, I knew it sounded like that. |
| 00:40:10 |
And there´s also a little smart |
| 00:40:16 |
Or Malcomix. |
| 00:40:19 |
Keep your eyes on them and I will see. |
| 00:40:22 |
Si vis pacem, para bellum. |
| 00:40:27 |
The little Gaul has the |
| 00:40:38 |
Meanwhile the ruthless |
| 00:40:41 |
...sent by Amonbofis, |
| 00:40:45 |
The stopping of the supply... |
| 00:40:48 |
...by bribery of the mean |
| 00:41:21 |
There the buildings can form |
| 00:41:26 |
It´s the palace of Ceasar. |
| 00:41:28 |
That´s ok too. |
| 00:41:30 |
The stones have arrived. |
| 00:41:40 |
The leader says there |
| 00:41:45 |
Funny language. |
| 00:41:49 |
He´s lying. |
| 00:41:52 |
No, about the ridges. |
| 00:41:55 |
I can make him talk. May I? |
| 00:41:57 |
Yes, but don´t go too far, |
| 00:42:03 |
How do you say "speak"? |
| 00:42:05 |
Meaning... |
| 00:42:09 |
...It´s "medou ene ere comete". |
| 00:42:12 |
If it´s "speak slower please", |
| 00:42:16 |
"Medou ere keteb". |
| 00:42:18 |
"Ketebece". |
| 00:42:21 |
"Ketebece". |
| 00:42:24 |
No, sorry. |
| 00:42:26 |
"Keteb" open, "keteb" open-handed. |
| 00:42:28 |
Say... |
| 00:42:31 |
"Ouchebe". |
| 00:42:36 |
"Ouchebe". |
| 00:42:38 |
No ? Not "ouchebe" ? |
| 00:42:42 |
No, Obelix, not too much. |
| 00:42:46 |
He says Amonbofis paid |
| 00:42:55 |
There are enough stones in the ridges. |
| 00:43:01 |
Ai... Ai... He says... |
| 00:43:06 |
He says "ai" because he |
| 00:43:10 |
Not the mustache. Not the mustache. |
| 00:43:15 |
He´s done. |
| 00:43:16 |
We´ll go with him. |
| 00:43:19 |
I´ll stay here at the ship-yard. |
| 00:43:25 |
Yes, for... |
| 00:43:27 |
Here. Amulets. |
| 00:43:31 |
Luck bringers that will protect you. |
| 00:43:34 |
Thanks. |
| 00:43:37 |
Amsterisque. |
| 00:43:39 |
Risque. |
| 00:43:41 |
Risque. |
| 00:43:44 |
The fate of Egypt is in your hands. |
| 00:43:47 |
Isn´t that a bit too much? |
| 00:43:51 |
My fate is in your hands. |
| 00:43:58 |
Go, Amsterisque ! |
| 00:44:01 |
Risque. |
| 00:44:07 |
And then our Gallish friends |
| 00:44:10 |
...went to the ridges |
| 00:44:16 |
Why are you making such |
| 00:44:18 |
It´s my stomach. |
| 00:44:20 |
While I´m loading the boat, |
| 00:44:23 |
There will also be a lot of restaurants. |
| 00:44:27 |
You can fill yourself with |
| 00:44:30 |
...stewed fish and meat with sauce. |
| 00:44:34 |
I knew it, nothing to eat. |
| 00:44:37 |
Nice, little Sphinxes. |
| 00:44:39 |
I could make little menhirs too. |
| 00:44:42 |
Sphinx ! |
| 00:44:43 |
Sphinx ! |
| 00:44:51 |
Stranger, |
| 00:44:54 |
A portret in 30 minutes? |
| 00:44:57 |
Why not? |
| 00:45:00 |
Do you accept sesterians? |
| 00:45:04 |
...and the sholders up. |
| 00:45:07 |
Not too much. |
| 00:45:08 |
We have to be careful. |
| 00:45:13 |
After the transport he migth attack the ship-yard. |
| 00:45:16 |
We should organize some protection. |
| 00:45:18 |
What do you think, Obelix? |
| 00:45:22 |
Where has he gone now? Obe? |
| 00:45:25 |
Obe. Obelix ! |
| 00:45:30 |
Not too short, huh? |
| 00:45:35 |
So you´re from Gallia? |
| 00:45:38 |
It´s been rough there lately... |
| 00:45:42 |
Obe... |
| 00:45:47 |
Obelix... |
| 00:45:53 |
Obelix, that´s now allowed. |
| 00:45:57 |
Come down at once. |
| 00:46:13 |
What a beautiful view... |
| 00:46:15 |
Come down. You´re acting crazy. |
| 00:46:17 |
You´re all very little. |
| 00:46:20 |
Don´t be stupid. Come down that Sphinx. |
| 00:46:24 |
I´m going to take a walk on his head. |
| 00:46:28 |
You´re being stupid. |
| 00:46:52 |
Broken nose. |
| 00:46:57 |
Good. Remarkable. |
| 00:47:03 |
Good job, Obelix. |
| 00:47:08 |
You surpassed yourself. |
| 00:47:10 |
We can glue it back on. |
| 00:47:12 |
Yes? That´s a good idea. |
| 00:47:14 |
With what? Have you seen how big it is? |
| 00:47:17 |
Yes it´s a rock. A cliff. |
| 00:47:19 |
WHat am I saying? A peninsula. |
| 00:47:23 |
Don´t act so complicated |
| 00:47:28 |
You´re a disaster, Obelix. |
| 00:47:32 |
Luckilly no one saw it. |
| 00:47:33 |
He said: "Embalm yourself |
| 00:47:36 |
Imhotep. |
| 00:47:58 |
Help me, I only have two arms. |
| 00:48:07 |
Was that lightning? |
| 00:48:19 |
I told you it was lightning. |
| 00:48:26 |
There. |
| 00:48:28 |
No one will look for it there. |
| 00:48:32 |
Good, let´s go. |
| 00:48:34 |
Come, ldéfix. |
| 00:48:37 |
And no word about this to Panoramix. |
| 00:48:39 |
Nothing happened. |
| 00:48:41 |
Nothing. |
| 00:48:48 |
Hey, pyramids... |
| 00:48:55 |
Since the palace is |
| 00:48:59 |
...we demand, and that´s very normal... |
| 00:49:02 |
...an extra day off. |
| 00:49:06 |
You understand, |
| 00:49:08 |
My name is Numérobis.. |
| 00:49:10 |
What did I say? |
| 00:49:17 |
Mobilis, I don´t recieve you. |
| 00:49:20 |
Move a little. |
| 00:49:22 |
You recieve me now? |
| 00:49:24 |
And now? |
| 00:49:26 |
You recieve me now? Because... |
| 00:49:30 |
...I have this problem |
| 00:49:36 |
Are you ok, Obe? |
| 00:49:41 |
How did they build something like that? |
| 00:49:43 |
One rock on the other. |
| 00:49:46 |
Gauls... |
| 00:49:47 |
Would you like to visit the pyramid? |
| 00:49:51 |
For free. |
| 00:49:53 |
I don´t know what we could learn from it. |
| 00:49:55 |
They say it´s extraordinary. |
| 00:00:05 |
If you´re good, you will get a cookie. |
| 00:00:20 |
Don´t lose me. |
| 00:00:25 |
Mind it, the corridors are narrow. |
| 00:00:28 |
You can´t be too fat. |
| 00:00:33 |
At your right, Anubis. |
| 00:00:36 |
Amazing. |
| 00:00:42 |
This way. |
| 00:00:45 |
Come, visitors, go inside. |
| 00:00:48 |
The hieroglyphics |
| 00:00:53 |
After you. Go inside. |
| 00:00:57 |
That´s right. |
| 00:01:02 |
No! No! |
| 00:01:07 |
You will never get out of here. |
| 00:01:11 |
This grave will be your grave! |
| 00:01:19 |
No way out. We´re trapped. |
| 00:01:21 |
"This grave will be your grave." |
| 00:01:24 |
I´m too good. |
| 00:01:29 |
Well, enough to read. |
| 00:01:32 |
Hieroglyphics look like eachother. |
| 00:01:35 |
Look, Obelix, the colours... are beautiful. |
| 00:01:39 |
That´s all very nice, but... |
| 00:01:41 |
...if we don´t find a way out... |
| 00:01:44 |
...we will have all eternity |
| 00:01:48 |
Well that´s that. |
| 00:01:51 |
If they get out... |
| 00:01:53 |
...I swear I will never shave |
| 00:01:57 |
First that door has to get open. |
| 00:02:01 |
But seeing the thickness... |
| 00:02:03 |
Here, Obelix... |
| 00:02:05 |
...for the first time you will get some potion. |
| 00:02:09 |
Really? |
| 00:02:15 |
One, twoo, three drops. |
| 00:02:17 |
That´s enough. |
| 00:02:40 |
Well... |
| 00:02:42 |
There´s not a big difference |
| 00:02:57 |
No, it´s Pano. |
| 00:03:02 |
Yes, I´m here. |
| 00:03:05 |
Here. |
| 00:03:12 |
We always come back at the same place. |
| 00:03:14 |
The Pharaoh´s had weird architects. |
| 00:03:17 |
This is a bad situation. |
| 00:03:21 |
I´m starting to get hungry. |
| 00:03:23 |
What would these hieroglyphics mean? |
| 00:03:27 |
There´s a time to decipher that |
| 00:03:31 |
We have to set priorities. |
| 00:03:34 |
I´m informing mister Asterix |
| 00:03:38 |
I´m keeping myself busy |
| 00:03:42 |
I forgot that the stomach |
| 00:03:46 |
Wild boars and fighting, |
| 00:03:49 |
Mister Asterix knows everything better. |
| 00:03:53 |
Yes, maybe. |
| 00:03:56 |
...who wanted to visit the pyramid, |
| 00:04:02 |
The argument of 2 sesterians. |
| 00:04:09 |
WHere are they? |
| 00:04:11 |
The stones are loaded. |
| 00:04:18 |
I was a bit excited. |
| 00:04:22 |
No, I´m saying mea culpa. |
| 00:04:25 |
It could have happened in a menhir too. |
| 00:04:28 |
Anyways, I can´t get us out of here. |
| 00:04:32 |
I fear, my friends, |
| 00:04:42 |
Can someone light the torch? |
| 00:04:44 |
No, I have the box with amulets, |
| 00:04:48 |
I feel sorry for Numérobis. |
| 00:04:51 |
I feel sorry for Idéfix. |
| 00:04:54 |
Or not, Idéfix? |
| 00:04:56 |
Yes, so what? Don´t blame |
| 00:05:00 |
He found us through his sense of smell. |
| 00:05:03 |
That means he can get us out. |
| 00:05:06 |
That´s right! Idéfix, listen carefully. |
| 00:05:08 |
If you get us out of here, |
| 00:05:30 |
Yes! That´s good... Idéfix! |
| 00:05:33 |
Excuse me, it´s good |
| 00:05:36 |
Sometimes I think he |
| 00:05:44 |
And then they went back to the ship-yard... |
| 00:05:46 |
...on board of the ship full with rocks. |
| 00:05:50 |
It´s going slow. |
| 00:05:53 |
Too slow. |
| 00:05:55 |
With this speed we won´t be |
| 00:05:58 |
...and lentils are not... |
| 00:06:00 |
The Nile is a whimsical river... |
| 00:06:03 |
...sometimes turbulent, sometimes quiet. |
| 00:06:06 |
I don´t know if you know |
| 00:06:10 |
It goes like this: "Nile, Nile, Nile..." |
| 00:06:21 |
What´s he doing? |
| 00:06:32 |
Men! |
| 00:06:35 |
We are seaworthy again. |
| 00:06:37 |
Hip hip hip... |
| 00:06:39 |
Hip hip hip... |
| 00:06:55 |
Look out! |
| 00:07:10 |
By Toutatis, I know he... |
| 00:07:14 |
...fell in a kettle magic potion... |
| 00:07:16 |
...but he keeps amazing me. |
| 00:07:21 |
Hip hip hip... hurray... |
| 00:07:25 |
And the construction could go on again. |
| 00:07:28 |
Numérobis knew he would be |
| 00:07:32 |
...which, in the field of construction, |
| 00:07:35 |
One sip a person. |
| 00:07:39 |
Fake potion is being spread. |
| 00:07:42 |
Same consistency, |
| 00:07:47 |
The only real potion, |
| 00:07:51 |
...around the cauldron. |
| 00:07:53 |
Thirty minutes from here. |
| 00:07:58 |
I closed the door and yelled: |
| 00:08:00 |
"This grave will be your grave." |
| 00:08:03 |
Not bad. |
| 00:08:05 |
I also thought about: |
| 00:08:08 |
But that´s jackals twice. |
| 00:08:12 |
What? They say hyenas? |
| 00:08:15 |
Trapped in the pyramid? |
| 00:08:17 |
I don´t understand. |
| 00:08:19 |
They are magicians. Only supernatural |
| 00:08:23 |
They are tough, those barbarians. |
| 00:08:25 |
I need an idea. |
| 00:08:30 |
Got one. I have a terrible idea. |
| 00:08:34 |
I've got a lot of ideas. |
| 00:08:41 |
I don't like that laugh. |
| 00:08:44 |
Get to work! |
| 00:08:51 |
That's not even close to the luxurious |
| 00:08:57 |
Panomanix, you don´t have |
| 00:09:01 |
Like seeds for example... |
| 00:09:05 |
...that grow into palm trees |
| 00:09:08 |
No, potions aren't the solution |
| 00:09:11 |
Some things can't be changed. |
| 00:09:13 |
Nature needs time to |
| 00:09:18 |
...with sun and water, into a bud... |
| 00:09:23 |
...and then... |
| 00:09:27 |
...that bud... |
| 00:09:31 |
Please. |
| 00:09:51 |
It can't go any faster. |
| 00:10:04 |
Yes, fantastic! |
| 00:10:15 |
Can someone get me down from this tree? |
| 00:10:24 |
They started again? |
| 00:10:26 |
I'm not happy either. |
| 00:10:30 |
I also want Numérobis to fail, |
| 00:10:34 |
I was thinking I could |
| 00:10:38 |
After we´ve made |
| 00:10:43 |
Not here. In my tent. |
| 00:10:51 |
I'm listening. |
| 00:10:53 |
Noble Ceasar, if I see to it |
| 00:10:58 |
...you'll appoint me and I'll |
| 00:11:02 |
That way you win the bet |
| 00:11:08 |
Alright, if you finish it |
| 00:11:10 |
Three, I can't work any slower. |
| 00:11:12 |
Fine, but not any sooner, |
| 00:11:17 |
That's a deal, noble Caesar. |
| 00:11:25 |
How did you plan to stop the construction? |
| 00:11:29 |
With this. |
| 00:11:42 |
What shall I wear tonight? |
| 00:11:45 |
Careful, it's very, very tepid. |
| 00:11:58 |
A gift for |
| 00:12:01 |
"As a token of honour to the queen |
| 00:12:05 |
Panoramix, Obelix and Asterix." |
| 00:12:11 |
Can I open it? |
| 00:12:15 |
Oh, that's tepid. |
| 00:12:19 |
A cake. |
| 00:12:21 |
Tonight's desert. |
| 00:12:22 |
Modest meal, 40 dancers... |
| 00:12:26 |
...80 musicians |
| 00:12:28 |
I don't really like crowds. |
| 00:12:32 |
Dinnertime! |
| 00:12:34 |
There is wild boar... |
| 00:12:37 |
Yes. |
| 00:12:39 |
That's not really allowed. |
| 00:12:44 |
We´ll just cheat a little. |
| 00:12:47 |
We're here to arrest the Gauls. |
| 00:12:49 |
Come on, for three wild boars. |
| 00:12:52 |
I'll beat them up |
| 00:12:55 |
No, wait. Wait! You're going |
| 00:12:59 |
Why not? That's illegal too? |
| 00:13:04 |
Numérobis is right. |
| 00:13:06 |
Yes, nice opportunity to see the palace. |
| 00:13:09 |
I'll stay here to keep an eye on the fire. |
| 00:13:13 |
That's why I want to stay. |
| 00:13:28 |
Everything is tasted before I eat it. |
| 00:13:32 |
Your plan has failed, Gauls. |
| 00:13:34 |
My taster was poisoned by |
| 00:13:38 |
We didn't send any cake. What cake? |
| 00:13:40 |
That cake. I don't see fifty others. |
| 00:13:43 |
The wild boars, ok, but for that... |
| 00:13:46 |
Silence! |
| 00:13:48 |
You will die. |
| 00:13:52 |
You have some nerve. |
| 00:13:55 |
...all day, breath dust... |
| 00:13:57 |
Eat lentils... |
| 00:14:00 |
Yes we do, lentils. |
| 00:14:01 |
We didn't send you any poisoned cake. |
| 00:14:05 |
We would have eaten a cake like that ourselves. |
| 00:14:09 |
Silence! |
| 00:14:12 |
This is ridiculous. |
| 00:14:15 |
...you don't say anything. For now. |
| 00:14:17 |
Take them away. |
| 00:14:18 |
And give the crocodiles an appetizer. |
| 00:14:29 |
I'm hungry. |
| 00:14:34 |
I'm hungry. Hungry! |
| 00:14:39 |
When I said hello, |
| 00:14:42 |
We used to laugh, |
| 00:14:46 |
...all of a sudden... |
| 00:14:48 |
...she won't look at me anymore. |
| 00:14:51 |
Cleopatra and you said cuckoo? |
| 00:14:54 |
He's not talking about Cleopatra, |
| 00:14:59 |
The one with the nice tail. |
| 00:15:02 |
Wouldn´t surprise me |
| 00:15:05 |
I'm not in love. |
| 00:15:07 |
I want to tell her |
| 00:15:10 |
It's a juridical point. |
| 00:15:13 |
Juridical, yes. |
| 00:15:15 |
Of course. |
| 00:15:18 |
Stop. |
| 00:15:21 |
It's great to look so stupid... |
| 00:15:27 |
Subtle... |
| 00:15:28 |
Sometimes you can be really nice, |
| 00:15:33 |
...a fat idiot... |
| 00:15:36 |
No idea. |
| 00:15:40 |
Obelix, not everything. A sip. |
| 00:15:43 |
Yes, a sip. |
| 00:15:44 |
Now... Obelix, open the door. |
| 00:15:47 |
I didn't drink it all. |
| 00:15:51 |
Yes, and when you come back |
| 00:15:55 |
Egyptians are mad. We ask them to |
| 00:16:05 |
And? |
| 00:16:09 |
I'm sick of standing in profile all the time. |
| 00:16:12 |
Can't you sketch my front |
| 00:16:17 |
Modern art... |
| 00:16:19 |
Please? |
| 00:16:24 |
Can we? |
| 00:16:26 |
I'd better go. |
| 00:16:28 |
Gauls, since you |
| 00:16:32 |
...I'll, by Osiris, |
| 00:16:35 |
No, by Toutatis, listen to us first. |
| 00:16:38 |
Where are your courtisanes? |
| 00:16:40 |
No reason. I'm sure the |
| 00:16:44 |
I even think it's very tasty. |
| 00:16:47 |
Obelix, cut three pieces from the cake. |
| 00:16:55 |
We said three pieces. |
| 00:16:57 |
One... |
| 00:16:59 |
Go on.. |
| 00:17:04 |
And three. |
| 00:17:06 |
Ofcourse. |
| 00:17:15 |
And? You see it´s not posioned. |
| 00:17:19 |
Tell the courtisanes. |
| 00:17:22 |
Her name is Guimieukis. |
| 00:17:35 |
Last night I had a dream. |
| 00:17:38 |
I won a million sestertions. |
| 00:17:41 |
I bought shoes. |
| 00:17:45 |
It´s unbelievable. And weird, because... |
| 00:17:49 |
That Egyptian architect |
| 00:17:52 |
Ilemauris ? |
| 00:17:54 |
Yes. |
| 00:17:58 |
Send someone from us, |
| 00:18:02 |
Were you thinking |
| 00:18:05 |
Someone who can wriggle |
| 00:18:08 |
Cartapus! |
| 00:18:11 |
Caesar, this is Cartapus. |
| 00:18:14 |
Our best spy. |
| 00:18:16 |
Ave Caesar. Respect and power. |
| 00:18:19 |
Cartapus is a professional. |
| 00:18:24 |
When I look like this, people see me. |
| 00:18:27 |
When I look like this, people don´t. |
| 00:18:29 |
You see me. You don´t. See me. |
| 00:18:32 |
You don´t see me. Don´t. Do. |
| 00:18:35 |
You don´t see me. Don´t. Do. |
| 00:18:37 |
You see me. Don´t. |
| 00:18:48 |
Amazing. |
| 00:18:51 |
And she wasn´t even at her best. |
| 00:18:58 |
They are mocking me. |
| 00:19:05 |
Four months... |
| 00:19:07 |
I´m already waiting four months. |
| 00:19:11 |
I have connections. |
| 00:19:14 |
Don´t touch me! |
| 00:19:16 |
Amonbofis, |
| 00:19:19 |
You will even get a discount. |
| 00:19:23 |
Will be his pleasure. |
| 00:19:25 |
If you won´t come tomorrow, |
| 00:19:36 |
And? |
| 00:19:37 |
The magic potion gives them strength. |
| 00:19:40 |
I drank from it and now |
| 00:19:46 |
Don´t you believe me, o Ceasar? |
| 00:19:48 |
We will see. |
| 00:19:51 |
Husband from my sister-in-law! |
| 00:20:31 |
Ceasar will deal with it personally. |
| 00:20:34 |
The die is cast. |
| 00:20:44 |
in the name of Ceasar! We know |
| 00:20:49 |
I order Appendix, |
| 00:20:53 |
No, their names are Asterix... |
| 00:20:56 |
What their names are doesn´t matter! |
| 00:20:58 |
They have to surrender immediately |
| 00:21:02 |
We are here in name of Cleopatra. |
| 00:21:05 |
By Toutatis, we are going |
| 00:21:07 |
Don´t be so hostile. |
| 00:21:11 |
We will crush you all. |
| 00:21:13 |
I was sure of it. |
| 00:21:15 |
Jeanclaudus. Prepare |
| 00:21:19 |
Antivirus. |
| 00:21:21 |
My name is Antivirus. |
| 00:21:32 |
Take your weapons. One, two, three... |
| 00:21:36 |
...four, six... five... |
| 00:21:38 |
Hurry, straight. |
| 00:21:45 |
Take your places. |
| 00:22:03 |
Here. Leave him in the shade. |
| 00:22:08 |
And, amateurs, |
| 00:22:11 |
Sure, that´s right. |
| 00:22:19 |
Yes, when you´re not used to it, |
| 00:22:24 |
Panomanix, magic potion for the workers. |
| 00:22:31 |
So... |
| 00:22:33 |
That´s the palace, those are the gardens. |
| 00:22:38 |
There´s the temple with the Sphinxes. |
| 00:22:41 |
That´s not a good drawing. |
| 00:22:44 |
Yes, but I´m drawing it fast. |
| 00:22:46 |
In perspective it would be more like this... |
| 00:22:49 |
I would have drawn it more |
| 00:22:52 |
Sure, you don´t do anything else... |
| 00:23:05 |
The Romans are crazy. |
| 00:23:11 |
Because of the violence... |
| 00:23:13 |
...we´d like to broadcast |
| 00:23:18 |
In opposite of what people think... |
| 00:23:21 |
...the langoest feeds himself |
| 00:23:24 |
Which doesn´t prevent him |
| 00:23:35 |
Check this... |
| 00:23:41 |
There is one inside. |
| 00:23:55 |
Let me go. You already beat me. |
| 00:24:01 |
Okay. |
| 00:24:05 |
Sir, you´re not allowed |
| 00:24:09 |
We´re not in Romania. |
| 00:24:16 |
Ave Caius C+, the attack has been stopped... |
| 00:24:19 |
...but some got very close |
| 00:24:21 |
Bravo, brave legion soldiers. |
| 00:24:24 |
They shouldn´t challenge me. |
| 00:24:26 |
And what´s that? |
| 00:24:29 |
We came very close to them... |
| 00:24:32 |
...but they were very friendly. |
| 00:24:34 |
They let us go without |
| 00:24:37 |
What will we do now? |
| 00:24:41 |
Attack again! |
| 00:24:43 |
Caius C+, I don´t know |
| 00:24:47 |
The Gauls are unbeatable... |
| 00:24:50 |
...maybe we should give up or... |
| 00:24:53 |
I´m very surprised by |
| 00:24:57 |
Antivirus. My name is Antivirus. |
| 00:25:01 |
No one humiliates the Roman empire. |
| 00:25:07 |
...the empire will take counter-measures. |
| 00:25:10 |
He´s crazy. |
| 00:25:29 |
It´s too quiet. |
| 00:25:33 |
I don´t like it when it´s quiet. |
| 00:25:36 |
I´d rather have it |
| 00:25:52 |
Stop ! |
| 00:25:54 |
War machines... |
| 00:25:55 |
Take your places. |
| 00:25:59 |
They dropped too low. |
| 00:26:05 |
A beautiful view. |
| 00:26:08 |
Not good, not bad. |
| 00:26:10 |
Fire! Defend the palace! |
| 00:26:14 |
Ready? |
| 00:26:16 |
When I put my arm down... |
| 00:26:21 |
...you shoot. |
| 00:26:22 |
Easy. |
| 00:26:29 |
There... bingo. |
| 00:26:31 |
My palace! |
| 00:26:57 |
I´m wondering if |
| 00:27:02 |
No, okay. |
| 00:27:07 |
Come! |
| 00:27:19 |
Good. Excellent. |
| 00:27:30 |
With machines like those I can do it too. |
| 00:27:34 |
It´s not about the machines. |
| 00:27:37 |
No. |
| 00:27:39 |
No. |
| 00:27:42 |
No. |
| 00:27:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:27:47 |
My palace has become a ruin. |
| 00:27:52 |
Go on, Romans, shoot. |
| 00:28:06 |
Missed. You shoot like girls. |
| 00:28:15 |
We´re still here. |
| 00:28:17 |
We have to inform Cleopatra. |
| 00:28:20 |
...and make Ceasar stop. |
| 00:28:26 |
No. No. |
| 00:28:28 |
No. |
| 00:28:30 |
No. |
| 00:28:34 |
Yours truly... |
| 00:28:42 |
I have an idea. |
| 00:28:46 |
Idéfix will deliver the message. |
| 00:28:49 |
You don´t want me to stay alive. |
| 00:28:52 |
Numérobis is right. |
| 00:28:56 |
He got us out of the pyramid. |
| 00:28:58 |
Go, Idéfix. |
| 00:28:59 |
Deliver the message to Cleopatra. |
| 00:29:03 |
He´s too young to understand it. |
| 00:29:15 |
I´m hit. |
| 00:29:17 |
No, it´s nothing. |
| 00:29:24 |
Men! We are seaworthy again. |
| 00:29:27 |
On board of our trusted |
| 00:29:30 |
It´s an extraordinary mast, |
| 00:29:39 |
Yes. |
| 00:29:41 |
No. |
| 00:30:02 |
no. |
| 00:30:05 |
Too far. |
| 00:30:13 |
This is amazing. |
| 00:30:17 |
It should hold. |
| 00:30:22 |
A big draught. I´ll go and come back. |
| 00:30:24 |
Hurry and be careful. |
| 00:30:32 |
Hold on, Idéfix. |
| 00:30:36 |
Run, Asterisque, run! |
| 00:30:40 |
Alarm! |
| 00:30:42 |
I know that one. It´s a weird guy. |
| 00:30:45 |
Shields! |
| 00:30:49 |
Throwspear! |
| 00:30:54 |
Why doesn´t he stop? |
| 00:31:04 |
The magic potion! |
| 00:31:09 |
Citybus, |
| 00:31:12 |
Go! |
| 00:31:18 |
Obelix is alone. Go help him. |
| 00:31:24 |
And, am I mighty? |
| 00:32:07 |
Numérobis... |
| 00:32:11 |
...prepare your sarcophagus. |
| 00:32:31 |
Double evasive movement. |
| 00:32:44 |
Amonbofis, violence... |
| 00:32:46 |
...never led to anything good. |
| 00:32:49 |
Quit with your tricks. |
| 00:32:53 |
Wait, I didn´t drink any magic potion. |
| 00:33:20 |
You lose. |
| 00:33:23 |
Sure. |
| 00:33:42 |
No, no ! l beg you, no ! |
| 00:33:53 |
I am Amonbofis, |
| 00:34:08 |
I´m out of magic potion. |
| 00:34:11 |
Cleopatra won´t get the message. |
| 00:34:22 |
Everything ok with the family? |
| 00:34:26 |
And your father? |
| 00:34:29 |
Everything ok. Imhotep. |
| 00:34:31 |
And how is your cousin doing? |
| 00:34:33 |
He´s fine, Imthotep. |
| 00:34:35 |
And how´s business? |
| 00:34:37 |
Excuse me, I´ll borrow this kart for a while. |
| 00:34:50 |
Are there many customers? |
| 00:35:03 |
That´s handy. |
| 00:35:05 |
We will never get him. |
| 00:35:09 |
I can´t go any faster. |
| 00:35:17 |
Why does everyone keep saying. "yes, yes"? |
| 00:35:21 |
Catch me if you can. |
| 00:35:41 |
How will you get up now? |
| 00:35:44 |
Like this. |
| 00:35:48 |
Fighting is stupid. |
| 00:35:52 |
A lion doesn´t work together |
| 00:35:56 |
What? |
| 00:35:57 |
A lion, you know, |
| 00:36:01 |
...with a cockroach. |
| 00:36:02 |
I heard something like: "an onion... |
| 00:36:05 |
...wo-wo-wo-wo-to-to-ge-ge-wi-wi. |
| 00:36:08 |
I don´t think that means anything. |
| 00:36:11 |
Attack formation! |
| 00:36:22 |
In what I said, I was the lion! |
| 00:36:24 |
That´s what I thought. |
| 00:36:32 |
What´s wrong? |
| 00:36:47 |
A lion doesn´t work together |
| 00:37:00 |
And who´s the lion now? |
| 00:37:03 |
Say it in my face, |
| 00:37:35 |
Everything alright? |
| 00:37:45 |
By Jupiter, he was just here. |
| 00:37:47 |
We´re going home. Gone is gone. |
| 00:37:53 |
I´ve had enough patience with Numérobis. |
| 00:37:56 |
Where are we going? |
| 00:37:57 |
I´m affraid. |
| 00:37:59 |
I know Cleopatra very good. |
| 00:38:04 |
I´m affraid I don´t have a choice. |
| 00:38:07 |
One, two, three, four, five. |
| 00:38:10 |
Antilope and lion. |
| 00:38:12 |
What´s the prediction? |
| 00:38:14 |
A message and a loved one. |
| 00:38:17 |
Just a guess. |
| 00:38:18 |
My queen... |
| 00:38:21 |
Come in. |
| 00:38:28 |
That´s the message. |
| 00:38:34 |
My queen, as you |
| 00:38:38 |
Actually it had to be |
| 00:38:42 |
What? |
| 00:38:45 |
That can´t be done! |
| 00:38:47 |
Thank you, my queen, |
| 00:38:50 |
By Isis, what a bad loser. |
| 00:38:53 |
That´s ceasar alright. |
| 00:38:56 |
...he will have to admit his loss. |
| 00:39:00 |
No, the palace |
| 00:39:03 |
I will deal with it. |
| 00:39:06 |
Guimieukis, show him out. |
| 00:39:12 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:39:15 |
Come, Idéfix. |
| 00:39:19 |
I don´t think you understand |
| 00:39:25 |
It´s that way. Straight away. |
| 00:39:27 |
Be careful. |
| 00:39:42 |
Eeveything is being destroyed. |
| 00:39:44 |
It will be alright. Tranquilum. |
| 00:39:48 |
That attack was a good idea, huh? |
| 00:39:51 |
Give yourself what belongs to you. |
| 00:40:00 |
Asterix is coming back. |
| 00:40:07 |
When I drop my arm... |
| 00:40:15 |
Well? |
| 00:40:16 |
I don´t know. A reflex. |
| 00:40:35 |
How did it go? |
| 00:40:36 |
Cleopatra got the message. |
| 00:40:38 |
Did the effect of the magic |
| 00:40:41 |
Well, it´s like this... |
| 00:40:44 |
You tasted from the best |
| 00:40:50 |
Good. Come, my dog. |
| 00:40:55 |
Idéfix is back |
| 00:40:58 |
I knew he could do it. |
| 00:41:04 |
You have some pink there... |
| 00:41:08 |
Ave Caesar. |
| 00:41:10 |
Someone wants to speak Ceasar. |
| 00:41:12 |
Who? |
| 00:41:16 |
I understand. |
| 00:41:23 |
My queen, |
| 00:41:26 |
Enough! |
| 00:41:29 |
...without changing clothes, |
| 00:41:33 |
And what happened? |
| 00:41:35 |
When you make a bet |
| 00:41:40 |
The Gauls can help me. |
| 00:41:43 |
If I may say something... |
| 00:41:45 |
Only one... |
| 00:41:51 |
I demand the Romans |
| 00:41:55 |
...and that they will recover everything. |
| 00:41:58 |
But I... |
| 00:42:10 |
And what will we do now? |
| 00:42:13 |
What she said. We will leave |
| 00:42:17 |
Ofcourse, logical. |
| 00:42:20 |
I wouldn´t want her to |
| 00:42:24 |
Even though she´s so beautiful. |
| 00:42:33 |
the Romans are leaving. |
| 00:42:37 |
That´s good. |
| 00:42:41 |
They say every Roman leaves |
| 00:42:47 |
Excuse me, let myself go for a while. |
| 00:42:49 |
No, it´s ok. |
| 00:42:52 |
For the first time Romans |
| 00:42:56 |
...on the recovery of the palace. |
| 00:43:00 |
...at the last grain... |
| 00:43:38 |
What will you do now, Numérobis? |
| 00:43:40 |
I have to finish Malococsis´ building... |
| 00:43:44 |
Yes, and no more crocodiles. |
| 00:43:47 |
That´s right that´s why it can take |
| 00:43:48 |
Not too long. Shouldn´t become a |
| 00:44:03 |
Caesar admitted he lost... |
| 00:44:06 |
I bow for the most beautiful queen... |
| 00:44:08 |
...and for the Egyptian people |
| 00:44:15 |
And I bow for the Egyptians who |
| 00:44:23 |
Cleopatra kept her |
| 00:44:26 |
That he could bathe in gold! |
| 00:44:28 |
That was the deal. |
| 00:44:33 |
The queen gave Panoramix... |
| 00:44:35 |
...valuable manuscripts |
| 00:44:39 |
Your nose... |
| 00:44:42 |
You Majesty is too good, by Belenos... |
| 00:44:53 |
Otis made a |
| 00:44:57 |
What´s this room for? |
| 00:45:08 |
Otis invented it. |
| 00:45:12 |
It´s the "without-effort". |
| 00:45:15 |
We made up that name |
| 00:45:17 |
...that people can go up and down |
| 00:45:20 |
Speak for yourself. |
| 00:45:33 |
It gives a funny feeling |
| 00:45:41 |
By Jupiter. |
| 00:45:44 |
I´d like to visit every room with you. |
| 00:45:47 |
The palace is huge, Ceasar. |
| 00:45:49 |
It has 162 rooms. |
| 00:45:52 |
It might take a while. |
| 00:45:57 |
WHat are Cleopatra and Ceasar |
| 00:46:00 |
Caesar. |
| 00:46:03 |
It won´t be unpleasant. |
| 00:46:41 |
As an exception... |
| 00:46:43 |
...the feast they have, |
| 00:46:47 |
...wasn´t held in Gallia, |
| 00:46:56 |
Those big shrimps are nice. |
| 00:46:57 |
Homarus. |
| 00:47:02 |
And that guy says: "That´s the Pha-ra-oh." |
| 00:47:08 |
Because his name is Oh. |
| 00:47:14 |
His name is Oh and he comes from Phara. |
| 00:47:18 |
It´s Oh from Phara. |
| 00:47:23 |
The guys name is Oh. |
| 00:47:25 |
He says that he´s from Phara. |
| 00:47:28 |
From Phara. Like the Pharaoh. |
| 00:47:31 |
The boss... our boss. |
| 00:47:39 |
You have a nice mustache. |
| 00:47:40 |
Is it real? |
| 00:47:43 |
It´s nothing special. |
| 00:47:45 |
All you have to do is let it grow. |
| 00:47:48 |
Like your pigtails... |
| 00:47:50 |
...which look better than the ones |
| 00:47:54 |
Thank you. |
| 00:47:58 |
That´s how it is with us. |
| 00:48:01 |
In Gallia. |
| 00:48:46 |
Good evening. |
| 00:48:49 |
Why? |
| 00:48:50 |
This is a private party. |
| 00:48:53 |
I am Julius Caesar. |
| 00:48:57 |
Sorry, impossible. |
| 00:49:00 |
There has to be a problem, because... |
| 00:49:03 |
Excuse me. Make place. |
| 00:49:08 |
A good night? |
| 00:49:10 |
We are with two, four, |
| 00:49:14 |
Good evening. |
| 00:49:16 |
...because I have to be on the list. |
| 00:49:18 |
How do you write your name? |
| 00:49:22 |
Cetaparis, Seinesaindenis, |
| 00:49:27 |
C+, that´s me. |
| 00:49:29 |
Why don´t you say your name? |
| 00:49:31 |
Nice outfit. |
| 00:49:33 |
I´ll see you inside. |
| 00:49:37 |
Could you take a look at Julius? |
| 00:49:39 |
J, U, L, l, U, S. |
| 00:49:42 |
I´m working here. |
| 00:49:44 |
I´m not sure, but I know... |
| 00:49:47 |
With a J ? |
| 00:49:49 |
Yes, that´s right. Julius Ceasar. |
| 00:49:57 |
Good evening. |
| 00:50:46 |
Do you say in Alexandria |
| 00:50:50 |
Because in the south of Gallia |
| 00:50:54 |
There is a nice bridge. |
| 00:51:01 |
Are you a courtisane? |
| 00:51:03 |
Yes, and I used to do other |
| 00:51:06 |
I can talk without moving |
| 00:51:08 |
It´s funny, the way... |
| 00:51:10 |
I have others... here. |
| 00:51:16 |
Every part of your face hides |
| 00:51:22 |
Out of your ear comes a rose... |
| 00:51:27 |
Out of your nose a Sphinx. |
| 00:51:47 |
The guy says: |
| 00:51:53 |
Is his first name. |
| 00:51:56 |
And he comes from Phara. |
| 00:51:58 |
It´s his origin. |
| 00:52:03 |
The Pharaoh, |
| 00:53:32 |
Help ! |
