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00:00:37 Scott Pilgrim is
00:00:39 Really? Is she hot?
00:00:41 How old are you now,
00:00:44 I'm not playing your
00:00:46 So, you've been out of high
00:00:48 I'm 22. Twenty-two.
00:00:52 And you're dating a high-school
00:00:55 Thank you, thank you.
00:00:57 So, did you guys, like,
00:01:02 We have done many things.
00:01:04 We ride the bus together.
00:01:06 And we have meaningful conversations
00:01:10 and about her friends
00:01:14 Have you
00:01:15 We almost held hands once,
00:01:18 Well, aren't you
00:01:19 I don't know what
00:01:20 So, what's her name?
00:01:22 Knives Chau.
00:01:25 She's Chinese.
00:01:28 Wicked.
00:01:29 So, when do we
00:01:30 Oh, please,
00:01:32 That's for me.
00:01:37 Hi.
00:01:38 Of course I'll be good.
00:01:40 Seriously,
00:01:41 Am I normally not?
00:01:43 Hey, Knives, this is Stephen
00:01:47 Hey.
00:01:50 Is she gonna
00:01:51 She'll just sit
00:01:52 I mean, I want her
00:01:54 She'll geek. She geeks.
00:01:57 Okay.
00:02:00 You're good.
00:02:05 Wow.
00:02:06 Here, let me
00:02:08 Hi.
00:02:09 Knives, that's Kim.
00:02:11 Sorry,
00:02:13 Kim.
00:02:14 And you play the drums?
00:02:16 Yes.
00:02:17 That is so awesome.
00:02:20 Knives, that's Young Neil.
00:02:22 Hi.
00:02:23 Hi.
00:02:24 What do you play?
00:02:27 Wow, Zelda, Tetris.
00:02:34 That's kind of
00:02:36 Okay, let's start
00:02:39 That's not
00:02:40 We are Sex Bob-Omb!
00:02:42 One, two, three, four!
00:02:50 Yeah, yeah
00:02:53 Yeah, yeah
00:02:55 Laminate the stasis
00:02:57 Mama, mama serpentine
00:03:00 I got a breathalyzer
00:03:03 And my body's clean
00:03:12 Yeah! Yeah!
00:03:40 Thank you!
00:04:04 Get ready
00:04:07 Yeah
00:04:24 Yeah, yeah
00:04:27 Yeah, yeah
00:04:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:36 Yeah!
00:04:42 You guys are so
00:04:47 amazing.
00:04:50 She seems nice.
00:04:51 Yeah, she seems awesome.
00:04:53 Yeah.
00:04:54 Scott, if your life had
00:04:56 Yeah. Wait, what?
00:04:58 I mean, are you really happy
00:05:02 Like, do I have ulterior
00:05:04 I'm offended, Kim.
00:05:05 Wounded, even?
00:05:07 Hurt, Kim.
00:05:08 You? Hurt?
00:05:11 Neil, you were saying
00:05:13 Yeah, she seems awesome.
00:05:15 Yeah.
00:05:21 Before you hear some dirty
00:05:23 yes, I'm dating
00:05:25 Oh, is he cute?
00:05:28 Does this mean we have
00:05:30 You see another bed in here?
00:05:32 Yeah. You're totally
00:05:44 So, the whole 17-year-old thing,
00:05:48 Hey, you know me.
00:05:49 I mean, don't tell my sister.
00:05:52 You know me.
00:05:54 Who are you texting?
00:05:58 Seventeen years old?
00:06:00 That's not true.
00:06:01 Wallace. Duh.
00:06:02 That gossipy bitch.
00:06:04 You know me.
00:06:05 Wallace!
00:06:07 Who is this
00:06:08 Her name's Knives Chau.
00:06:11 A 17-year-old Chinese
00:06:16 It's a Catholic school, too.
00:06:18 With the uniform
00:06:19 Yeah. The whole deal.
00:06:21 Oh, my God.
00:06:23 No, no, no, no. We haven't
00:06:26 I think she hugged me once.
00:06:28 Scott,
00:06:30 I don't know. It's just nice,
00:06:34 It's been over a year
00:06:35 by She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named.
00:06:39 Are you
00:06:40 or is this just
00:06:43 Can I get back
00:06:47 I do not wanna
00:06:50 This school
00:06:52 I hate you. Even I would think
00:06:56 Well, she's only
00:06:57 when the sun is up,
00:07:00 It's more like...
00:07:02 That doesn't sound so good, either. No.
00:07:03 Scott!
00:07:05 Hey, Knives.
00:07:06 This is my cool, gay
00:07:08 Hi.
00:07:10 Oh, do you wanna know
00:07:12 Yes, does he wear glasses?
00:07:14 Wallace, you go now. Begone.
00:07:19 You're too good
00:07:24 Get ready!
00:07:26 Here we go!
00:07:32 Did you know that the original
00:07:35 You'd think it was because
00:07:37 but it actually comes from the
00:07:40 which means, "to flap one's
00:07:43 They changed it
00:07:44 "Puck-Man" would be
00:07:46 You know,
00:07:47 the "P" and turn it
00:07:50 Oh, my God! Like, wow!
00:07:53 Combo!
00:07:58 Yeah. Wow.
00:07:59 Continue?
00:08:00 Nine, eight, seven,
00:08:05 three...
00:08:07 ...two, one.
00:08:12 I don't listen
00:08:14 I mean, I know a lot of kids who play
00:08:18 You guys rock.
00:08:20 Well, I knew
00:08:21 but I never suspected
00:08:24 So, thank you, Knives.
00:08:25 I mean, you guys
00:08:28 Well, we're already
00:08:30 but, yeah, I guess
00:08:31 if cool people started wearing
00:08:33 Cool.
00:08:35 Excuse me, do you have anything
00:08:39 Have you tried the section
00:08:42 Thank you, Julie.
00:08:44 Are you coming
00:08:45 or will you be
00:08:49 Thank you, Julie.
00:08:51 You don't want
00:08:53 And you definitely don't
00:08:56 Oh, I heart them so much.
00:08:57 Yeah, I hearted them, too, until
00:09:01 and the lead singer turned into a
00:09:05 But that's just me.
00:09:06 Envy Adams is so cool.
00:09:10 Sorry, you were
00:09:11 I mean, I've never gone
00:09:15 Go out with
00:09:16 No.
00:09:17 Yeah, so, whatever, man.
00:09:19 I've never even
00:09:25 Hey,
00:09:27 me, neither.
00:09:40 Here you go.
00:09:42 So, this is
00:09:43 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:46 My secret lair
00:09:48 "No girls allowed"- type
00:09:50 Okay.
00:09:51 But do you wanna see the
00:09:53 Sure!
00:09:57 There you go.
00:09:59 Wow.
00:10:01 Yeah.
00:10:03 Wow.
00:10:12 Oh, God.
00:10:16 So alone.
00:10:19 You're not alone.
00:10:21 What?
00:10:22 You're just having
00:10:26 Does that mean
00:10:28 Oh, God!
00:10:30 What is it, Scott?
00:10:31 I had this
00:10:32 Oh, God.
00:10:33 What is it,
00:10:35 Can we skip the dreamtime?
00:10:38 But there was this girl.
00:10:39 Girt?
00:10:41 Was this
00:10:42 We don't use
00:10:44 No, it wasn't her.
00:10:47 Yay for that.
00:10:49 Speaking of new,
00:10:50 weren't you supposed to take
00:10:52 to the library
00:10:54 What? It's like 6:00
00:11:00 Shh!
00:11:01 It's weird.
00:11:03 What's weird?
00:11:04 Libraries remind me
00:11:07 That must seem like
00:11:09 Yeah, let's talk
00:11:31 Do you know that girl?
00:11:34 Scott!
00:11:36 You only played one note
00:11:40 My hand slipped.
00:11:41 Is your girlfriend
00:11:43 My girlfriend?
00:11:44 I'll be quieter.
00:11:47 Let's do that one again.
00:11:48 Sorry, what are we doing?
00:11:50 I told you, like, 50 times!
00:11:51 We're going
00:11:53 Party?
00:11:55 I thought
00:11:56 We did, but there might be some
00:11:59 Oh, man, this is gonna suck. Suck!
00:12:01 At least it'll give us
00:12:03 Oh, man!
00:12:04 This sucks!
00:12:05 Sucks!
00:12:06 I'm gonna go pee
00:12:11 I have to pee.
00:12:12 You know, so I told him
00:12:14 and I think that you
00:12:15 to deaf people, because... Scott! Hey!
00:12:18 Hey, Comeau.
00:12:19 How about this party? You
00:12:21 No, I don't drink.
00:12:23 What do you mean,
00:12:24 I distinctly remember you being very
00:12:27 Hey, Comeau,
00:12:28 Yeah, pretty much, I do.
00:12:30 You know this one girl
00:12:32 Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
00:12:33 Somebody said she was gonna
00:12:35 What?
00:12:37 You have the hots for her or
00:12:39 I hear that she's
00:13:22 Hey, what's up?
00:13:24 Nothing.
00:13:25 Hey, you know Pac-Man?
00:13:26 I know of him.
00:13:28 Well, Pac-Man was
00:13:33 They changed it because...
00:13:34 Not because Pac-Man looks
00:13:36 "Paku-paku" means
00:13:39 and that they were afraid
00:13:42 Scratch out the "P" and
00:13:48 Yeah, that's amazing.
00:13:50 Um...
00:13:52 Am I dreaming?
00:13:56 I'll leave you alone
00:13:57 Thanks.
00:14:06 Dude!
00:14:07 She's totally real!
00:14:08 Ramona Flowers.
00:14:10 Dude! What do you know
00:14:12 All I know is
00:14:14 American.
00:14:15 Why don't you go talk
00:14:16 They know a lot more.
00:14:18 Lady-dudes. What do you
00:14:20 I heard she has
00:14:21 Yeah. Some guy
00:14:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:24 I heard she kicks
00:14:27 She's on another level.
00:14:30 She has men
00:14:32 She's got some
00:14:34 What about Ramona Flowers?
00:14:36 You know her?
00:14:37 She just moved here.
00:14:38 Got a job at Amazon.
00:14:40 Does she really?
00:14:41 Didn't you say she just
00:14:42 Did she really?
00:14:44 They had a huge fight,
00:14:45 Did they really?
00:14:46 Yes! But I didn't want Scott
00:14:48 Yeah, I don't know what
00:14:50 Scott, I forbid you
00:14:53 even if you haven't had a
00:14:56 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scott's
00:15:00 He's totally dating
00:15:01 Dating a high-schooler
00:15:03 She's got a point.
00:15:05 I thought
00:15:06 I don't want you scaring off the
00:15:09 We all know you're a total
00:15:11 That's completely untrue.
00:15:13 That time with Lisa?
00:15:15 That time with Hollie? That
00:15:17 That time you
00:15:18 Okay. Me and Kim are
00:15:21 Whatever! Ramona's out of your
00:15:24 Besides, I'm not even sure
00:15:27 She keeps mentioning
00:15:29 Yeah, I don't know what
00:15:31 Forget it, Scott!
00:15:36 Guess who's drunk?
00:15:38 I guess Wallace.
00:15:40 You guess right.
00:15:45 So, that girl
00:15:47 Girl. Okay.
00:15:48 I saw her at the library.
00:15:49 Library. Can I pretend
00:15:52 And then I'm at this party
00:15:55 Hey, there he is.
00:15:56 I think she's...
00:15:57 I think he's...
00:15:59 I think she's
00:16:01 Mmm.
00:16:02 Then you should break up with
00:16:04 I've never been
00:16:06 Then you should break up with
00:16:09 What's that?
00:16:10 You should break up with your
00:16:13 I'm not getting it, friend.
00:16:16 You're thinking of
00:16:18 Not even!
00:16:19 Well, you should break up with
00:16:21 Wait, who told you?
00:16:22 Wallace. Duh!
00:16:24 He's not even conscious.
00:16:25 You of all people should know
00:16:28 Don't you have
00:16:30 You're right. I should send
00:16:36 Wallace,
00:16:38 Wallace!
00:16:40 Amazon. ca,
00:16:42 "Amazon. ca. "
00:16:44 I have to order
00:16:47 You've got mail.
00:16:49 Dude, this thing
00:16:50 It's amazing what we can do
00:16:53 Dude, now I'm reading it.
00:16:54 So happy for you.
00:16:56 "Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it
00:16:58 "that we will be
00:17:00 "My name is Matthew Patel,
00:17:03 "Fair warning... Mano y mano...
00:17:09 This is...
00:17:14 What?
00:17:15 This is boring.
00:17:18 Delete.
00:17:23 Scott,
00:17:25 are you waiting for the
00:17:28 Maybe.
00:17:29 It's the weekend. It won't ship
00:17:33 You were saying?
00:17:35 Attack hug!
00:17:36 Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.
00:17:39 You don't remember?
00:17:40 You're supposed to meet me at
00:17:44 How could I
00:17:47 Yearbook club
00:17:49 I cannot believe the music
00:17:52 That's sucky.
00:17:53 Hannah broke up with Alan
00:17:56 But then Tamara claims
00:17:58 I tell you.
00:18:01 Bad!
00:18:03 Bad!
00:18:05 Bad!
00:18:07 Bad!
00:18:09 Bad!
00:18:10 Okay. I'm sorry,
00:18:12 Solo round!
00:18:14 Uh-oh.
00:18:16 Nega ninja.
00:18:17 Nega ninja!
00:18:19 I can never get
00:18:22 Don't beat
00:18:23 Game over!
00:18:24 Do you want
00:18:27 Continue? Nine, eight,
00:18:29 seven, six, five...
00:18:32 ...four, three...
00:18:34 I think that we should...
00:18:35 ...two, one.
00:18:44 Game on, everybody.
00:18:47 I got us a show.
00:18:48 Oh, my gosh, when?
00:18:50 Wednesday.
00:18:51 The Rockit. And even
00:18:54 Whoa!
00:18:55 The Toronto International
00:18:56 That's right.
00:18:57 This guy at work was like, "Steve,
00:19:00 And I was like,
00:19:02 And he was like,
00:19:04 And I was like, "Yeah,
00:19:06 Great story, man.
00:19:07 Is there a prize
00:19:09 Only a record deal
00:19:12 Who's that?
00:19:14 Indie producer
00:19:16 Oh.
00:19:17 If we win, it won't just be
00:19:22 It'll be the cool kids, too.
00:19:24 I promise
00:19:25 I will do everything I can to get
00:19:30 I have to pee.
00:19:32 Oh, my gosh,
00:19:34 Crash and the Boys.
00:19:35 That one band
00:19:38 Yeah, that's the one.
00:19:39 I hate them.
00:19:40 Oh, my gosh,
00:19:42 Yeah, they suck.
00:19:43 They suck bad.
00:20:11 Hey!
00:20:22 Hey!
00:20:28 Uh, Scott Pilgrim?
00:20:29 Hi, I was thinking
00:20:31 but then I realized
00:20:33 So, do you want
00:20:35 No, that's okay. You can
00:20:38 I just woke up, and
00:20:40 I dreamt that you were delivering
00:20:43 It's not weird at all.
00:20:44 It's not?
00:20:45 No, it's just that you
00:20:46 subspace highway running through
00:20:48 It's, like,
00:20:50 Right, right.
00:20:51 I forgot you guys
00:20:53 You don't
00:20:54 We met at the party
00:20:56 Were you the Pac-Man guy?
00:20:57 Not even.
00:21:00 I was the other guy.
00:21:01 You know, you need to sign
00:21:04 But if I sign for it,
00:21:05 Yeah, it's how it works.
00:21:06 Okay, well, maybe,
00:21:08 do you wanna hang out sometime?
00:21:11 You're the new kid
00:21:13 I've lived here forever, so there are
00:21:20 You want me to
00:21:23 Yeah, if that's cool.
00:21:25 If I say yes, will you sign
00:21:29 So, yeah, 8:00?
00:21:34 Why are you just
00:21:36 Dude, I'm totally
00:21:38 I'm sorry, I just assumed you
00:21:40 Oh, you assumed wrong.
00:21:43 So, how did you
00:21:46 Just needed
00:21:47 Yeah.
00:21:49 I got this job here,
00:21:50 Toronto was one of
00:21:53 Is Gideon your boyfriend?
00:21:55 He's a friend.
00:21:59 Was he your boyfriend?
00:22:01 Do you mind if I don't
00:22:03 It's so not
00:22:06 So, what about you?
00:22:09 I'm in between jobs
00:22:11 Between what and what?
00:22:13 Well, my last job was a
00:22:18 I know plenty of those.
00:22:20 Is that why you
00:22:22 Pretty much.
00:22:23 It was just time to head
00:22:26 Well, it's certainly
00:22:28 Yeah.
00:22:29 It's chilled, as in cold.
00:22:31 Yeah.
00:22:35 This is ridiculous.
00:22:38 I know.
00:22:39 I can barely see you.
00:22:41 This whole thing is
00:22:44 I think act of God is a pretty
00:22:48 So this is a date, eh?
00:22:50 Did I say date?
00:22:52 Slip of the tongue.
00:22:54 Tongue.
00:22:56 Anyway,
00:22:58 I think there's a thingy
00:23:00 A thingy?
00:23:02 A door.
00:23:07 Come on.
00:23:24 What kind of tea
00:23:26 There's more
00:23:28 We have blueberry, raspberry,
00:23:31 green tea,
00:23:32 green tea with lemon and
00:23:34 ginger with honey,
00:23:35 vanilla-almond, white
00:23:37 vanilla-walnut,
00:23:40 and Earl Grey.
00:23:41 Did you make
00:23:44 I think I'll have
00:23:46 That sounds good to me.
00:23:49 Let me get you a blanket.
00:23:51 That would
00:24:04 Dude, I'm changing.
00:24:06 Sorry. I'm just cold.
00:24:08 Here, does that help?
00:24:11 Yeah, that's very warm.
00:24:14 Okay.
00:24:32 Were you just gonna bring
00:24:35 I guess.
00:24:37 Maybe we should both get
00:24:43 What about our tea?
00:24:46 I can
00:24:49 not have tea.
00:24:59 I changed my mind.
00:25:00 Changed it to what?
00:25:03 I don't wanna have sex with
00:25:07 Okay.
00:25:08 It's not like I'm gonna send you
00:25:11 You can sleep in my bed.
00:25:12 And I reserve the right to change
00:25:15 Well, this is nice.
00:25:19 It's been, like,
00:25:22 so I think I needed this,
00:25:24 so thank you.
00:25:28 You're welcome.
00:25:33 Hey, so, can this
00:25:37 For one thing, I didn't even
00:25:40 What did you
00:25:42 Come to the first round of
00:25:45 You have a band?
00:25:46 Yeah, we're terrible.
00:25:48 Sure.
00:25:50 Oh! Wait. Can I get
00:25:54 Wow. Girl number.
00:25:57 See you at the show,
00:25:59 Hey, it's tonight. At the...
00:26:06 Hey. You totally came.
00:26:09 Yes. I did totally come.
00:26:17 Please excuse my brother.
00:26:19 I'm Stacey.
00:26:21 This is Wallace, his roommate. Hey.
00:26:22 This is my boyfriend, Jimmy.
00:26:24 Hey.
00:26:25 Oh, and this is Knives.
00:26:27 Hey!
00:26:33 So, do you like?
00:26:35 Well, I...
00:26:47 Have to go.
00:26:53 Okay, this next band
00:26:56 and they are
00:27:00 God! This is a nightmare.
00:27:03 Is this a nightmare?
00:27:06 Once we're on stage,
00:27:07 We were just on stage for sound
00:27:11 It's just nerves.
00:27:14 People love us, right?
00:27:15 Oh, man, this is bad.
00:27:17 This is so, so bad.
00:27:19 Hey, Jimmy,
00:27:23 They have not
00:27:27 - That was a test, Jimmy.
00:27:29 You passed.
00:27:30 Okay.
00:27:32 Good evening.
00:27:33 My name is Crash.
00:27:36 Is that girl a boy, too?
00:27:37 Yes.
00:27:40 They have a girl drummer?
00:27:42 This song is called I Am So
00:27:46 Goes a little
00:27:51 So sad!
00:27:54 Thank you.
00:27:56 It's not a race, guys.
00:27:58 All right, this next song
00:28:00 who keeps yelling
00:28:01 It's called
00:28:03 Sweet. Love this one.
00:28:16 I can feel
00:28:33 Thank you.
00:28:36 So, how do you know Scott?
00:28:39 He's a friend.
00:28:42 It's hard for me
00:28:44 because he has
00:28:47 Knives,
00:28:51 Well...
00:28:53 Oh, no.
00:28:56 This is a nightmare.
00:29:01 We need to play
00:29:02 Okay.
00:29:04 So, I was on the bus
00:29:09 Is that seriously
00:29:11 Oh, my gosh!
00:29:12 Okay.
00:29:13 They're on!
00:29:15 This next band
00:29:17 And, yeah.
00:29:22 I heart you,
00:29:27 Scott, are you ready?
00:29:28 Okay. Kim? Are you...
00:29:30 We are Sex Bob-Omb!
00:29:41 I'll take you for a ride
00:29:45 On my garbage truck
00:29:50 Oh, no
00:29:52 I'll take you to the dump
00:29:56 'Cause you're my queen
00:30:00 I'll take you uptown
00:30:04 I'll show you the sites
00:30:09 On my garbage truck
00:30:12 Truck, truck, truck
00:30:14 We'll pass the mansions by
00:30:17 Drive right through
00:30:21 Oh, my
00:30:22 Oh, no... My...
00:30:23 My, my, my, my
00:30:28 I've got a stereo
00:30:32 You've just got
00:30:35 And maybe we'll go
00:30:38 As far as we can
00:30:41 I'll be your garbage man
00:30:45 I'll take out your junk
00:30:48 And I'll crush it...
00:30:52 Mr. Pilgrim.
00:30:55 It is I, Matthew Patel.
00:30:59 Consider our fight begun.
00:31:04 What did I do?
00:31:06 What do I do?
00:31:10 Fight!
00:31:24 All right.
00:31:27 All right.
00:31:29 Watch out!
00:32:04 Well, well, well,
00:32:07 you're quite the opponent,
00:32:10 Who the hell
00:32:12 My name is Matthew Patel!
00:32:15 And I'm Ramona's
00:32:22 Her what?
00:32:25 Anyone need another drink?
00:32:38 Wait. We're fighting
00:32:41 Didn't you get my e-mail
00:32:44 I skimmed it.
00:32:45 Mmm-mmm.
00:32:46 You will pay for
00:33:13 Hey, what's up
00:33:16 Yeah, is he a pirate?
00:33:19 Are you a pirate?
00:33:20 Pirates are in this year.
00:33:31 You really went out
00:33:34 Yeah.
00:33:36 In the seventh grade.
00:33:40 And?
00:33:44 It was football season
00:33:47 all the little jocks
00:33:50 Matthew was the only
00:33:53 So, the two of us joined
00:33:57 We brawled and scrapped
00:34:01 Nothing could beat
00:34:04 We only kissed once.
00:34:06 After a week and a half,
00:34:09 Dude, wait.
00:34:14 You'll pay for this, Flowers.
00:34:18 If you want to fight me
00:34:21 What?
00:34:23 Ha! You're not the brightest
00:34:26 You won't know what
00:34:36 This guy's good.
00:34:37 Me and my fireballs
00:34:40 My Demon Hipster Chicks
00:34:42 Tell him, Matty.
00:34:45 I'm talking the talk
00:34:46 Because I know I'm slick
00:34:49 S-L-ick
00:34:51 Fireballs
00:34:53 Take this sucker down
00:34:58 Let us show him
00:35:04 That doesn't even rhyme.
00:35:09 This is impossible.
00:35:12 Open your eyes,
00:35:18 K-O!
00:35:28 Sweet! Coins.
00:35:29 God, is that allowed?
00:35:32 Well, it was nice
00:35:35 Tell your gay friends
00:35:37 Gay friends?
00:35:40 Wallace! Again?
00:35:42 - Get a room, guys!
00:35:44 Oh, man, $2.40? That's not
00:35:48 I'll lend you
00:35:50 Yeah, so, Sex Bob-Omb wins.
00:35:56 Sex Bob-Omb won?
00:36:05 So, what was
00:36:11 I guess
00:36:14 if we're gonna date, you may
00:36:17 You have seven
00:36:18 Seven evil exes, yes.
00:36:20 And I have to fight...
00:36:21 Defeat your seven evil exes if
00:36:26 Pretty much.
00:36:27 So, what you're saying
00:36:34 I guess.
00:36:35 Does that mean
00:36:37 Sure.
00:36:39 Cool.
00:36:40 Aw!
00:36:50 Someone's happy.
00:36:52 Well, someone got to
00:36:54 And someone has
00:36:57 Someone's lucky, then.
00:37:00 You know when I say
00:37:02 I got to second base
00:37:05 Maybe first-and-a-half.
00:37:09 So, I invited Ramona over for
00:37:13 I don't want you
00:37:17 Okay, Scott.
00:37:19 But in return, I have
00:37:22 One of your
00:37:23 It may live in infamy.
00:37:26 You have to break up with
00:37:32 But it's hard.
00:37:34 If you don't, I'm going to
00:37:37 I swear to God, Scott.
00:37:38 What? You...
00:37:40 Hi. Morning.
00:37:41 Hey, Jimmy.
00:37:43 I didn't make up
00:37:44 You got a problem with it...
00:37:46 Take it up with
00:37:47 You're a monster.
00:37:48 Give me the bacon,
00:37:50 while I watch
00:37:52 Who's Lucas Lee?
00:37:53 Oh!
00:37:55 He was this
00:37:56 Now he's this
00:37:58 He's filming a Winifred Hailey
00:38:00 They make movies
00:38:01 Yes.
00:38:02 I'm stalking him later.
00:38:04 So, this Lucas Lee...
00:38:05 Lucas Lee is not important
00:38:10 You suck.
00:38:11 Out.
00:38:12 Surprising no one.
00:38:14 Out.
00:38:17 Now, you listen close,
00:38:20 The next click you'll
00:38:22 The one after that is
00:38:30 Hey, Knives.
00:38:32 Hey, do you wanna,
00:38:35 Are you wearing a tan jacket,
00:38:41 And a dorky hat?
00:38:43 It's not dorky.
00:38:45 Hey!
00:38:46 Hey. Hey.
00:38:49 Hey.
00:38:53 Oh, my God.
00:38:54 I can't believe TCAD's coming to
00:38:58 Yeah, listen...
00:39:00 Hey, I wanted to invite
00:39:04 Like, Chinese food?
00:39:06 To meet my parents.
00:39:09 I think that's
00:39:12 No, it's okay. Why?
00:39:14 I'm too old for you.
00:39:16 No, you're not. My dad is
00:39:19 Are you even allowed to date
00:39:23 I don't care. I'm...
00:39:27 I'm in...
00:39:35 Uh...
00:39:37 Listen,
00:39:39 I was thinking
00:39:42 we should break up
00:39:48 Really?
00:39:49 Yeah.
00:39:52 It's not gonna work out.
00:39:56 Oh.
00:40:27 Where's Knives.
00:40:29 No, we broke up.
00:40:30 Hey, check it out, I learned the
00:40:38 Scott, you are
00:40:40 Thanks.
00:40:42 I meant scum
00:40:43 Thanks.
00:40:45 You broke up with Knives?
00:40:46 Yeah, but don't worry.
00:40:48 Maybe soon you'll meet
00:40:50 New-new.
00:40:53 Okay, from here on out, no girlfriends
00:40:58 Whether they're old, new, or
00:41:00 New-new.
00:41:01 We were lucky to
00:41:03 It's sudden death now, okay?
00:41:05 Okay.
00:41:13 That's for me. That's
00:41:15 Hey, you're here.
00:41:19 Yes, like you said.
00:41:22 You know your hair?
00:41:24 I know of it.
00:41:25 It's all blue.
00:41:26 I change my hair every week and
00:41:30 So...
00:41:33 How do you guys
00:41:35 High school, I guess.
00:41:38 What Neil said.
00:41:39 I'm Neil.
00:41:40 Believe it or not, I actually
00:41:43 Got any embarrassing stories?
00:41:45 Yeah, he's an idiot.
00:41:47 Okay, bye.
00:41:49 What about rehearsal?
00:41:50 Neil knows my parts.
00:41:53 I'm Neil.
00:42:03 You doing okay, there?
00:42:04 Yeah, good, good, good.
00:42:09 She changed her hair.
00:42:10 So? It looks nice blue.
00:42:11 Yeah, I know, but she
00:42:13 a big deal of it
00:42:14 She's fickle. Impulsive. Spontaneous.
00:42:17 God, what am I gonna do?
00:42:19 Can't believe you're worried
00:42:23 So, how's dinner
00:42:25 Yeah, good, good, good.
00:42:28 Okay, well, I'm gonna
00:42:31 I am heading up to Casa Loma
00:42:35 Don't go!
00:42:36 Will you man the hell up?
00:42:37 You can get to second
00:42:39 You think so?
00:42:40 Well, if you strike out in the next
00:42:43 If I strike out?
00:42:44 Okay, when. See you in 60.
00:42:51 This is actually
00:42:52 Garlic bread is
00:42:54 I could honestly
00:42:56 Or just eat it all the time
00:42:59 You'd get fat.
00:43:00 No, why would I get fat?
00:43:01 Bread makes you fat.
00:43:02 Bread makes you fat?
00:43:06 I wrote a song about you.
00:43:07 You did?
00:43:09 Yeah, it goes like this.
00:43:10 Ramona
00:43:17 Ramona
00:43:22 On my mind
00:43:25 Ramona
00:43:35 Can't wait to hear it
00:43:37 Finished?
00:43:45 Your hair's pretty shaggy.
00:43:46 Oh, God,
00:43:48 What?
00:43:49 No, sorry. I just...
00:43:51 I got a bad haircut right
00:43:54 but that was so long ago
00:43:57 Scott is acutely aware
00:44:00 exactly 431 days ago, three
00:44:04 He's been cutting
00:44:06 So long ago.
00:44:09 Sounds like a bad time.
00:44:10 Bad time? Not really.
00:44:12 It was.
00:44:13 It was a mutual thing.
00:44:14 It wasn't.
00:44:15 I mean, she told me it was mutual.
00:44:18 She dumped him.
00:44:21 What was her name?
00:44:22 She was Nat,
00:44:24 but she stopped
00:44:26 Then she stopped liking me.
00:44:28 Your hair is cute.
00:44:30 But it would be cuter
00:44:31 What?
00:44:34 Why are you
00:44:35 I thought we could go
00:44:38 Tell me we didn't
00:44:40 so you could cover
00:44:41 No, no. I just love me
00:44:44 Just putting one leg in front
00:44:49 You seem
00:44:51 Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
00:44:53 I just sort of feel like I'm
00:44:56 Not that I do drugs,
00:44:57 in which case
00:44:59 Every drug.
00:45:01 Yeah, I don't know.
00:45:04 things sort of seem
00:45:07 What is this place?
00:45:08 It's a totally
00:45:09 They're shooting this
00:45:11 Okay, everybody, let's
00:45:14 Lots to do.
00:45:15 Did you find the guy you were stalking?
00:45:17 I think I'm about
00:45:18 Mr. Lee is traveling.
00:45:20 Mr. Lee?
00:45:21 Lucas Lee.
00:45:23 Oh.
00:45:24 Oh?
00:45:25 And roll sound.
00:45:34 I wanna have his
00:45:37 Here we go.
00:45:40 All right,
00:45:42 Oh, man, we got to go.
00:45:43 What? Why?
00:45:45 I used to date that clown.
00:45:47 And...
00:45:48 Action.
00:45:50 Oh, my God.
00:45:51 Hey.
00:45:53 The only thing keeping me and her apart
00:45:55 is the two minutes it's
00:45:57 You dated a famous guy?
00:45:59 In ninth grade.
00:46:01 Actually,
00:46:02 I just remember there
00:46:04 Hey!
00:46:05 He was a snot-nosed little
00:46:07 He had snot in his nose?
00:46:09 Hey! I'm talking to you,
00:46:12 He's famous and
00:46:14 The only thing keeping me and her apart
00:46:16 is the two minutes it's
00:46:19 Can I have your... Can I
00:46:25 What's up?
00:46:26 How's life?
00:46:32 Boom!
00:46:36 And that's a cut!
00:46:39 Scott, evil ex. Fight.
00:46:43 Let's get ready to go again,
00:46:46 Hey, hombre.
00:46:48 You really think you can stand a
00:46:55 Some competish you are.
00:46:59 Hey!
00:47:01 Hey!
00:47:03 Hey, I'm not done with you.
00:47:05 Oh!
00:47:09 Looks like
00:47:13 He's good, right?
00:47:14 Sometimes I let him do
00:47:16 when I feel like getting
00:47:24 What can I say?
00:47:27 I'm nothing without
00:47:35 Hey! Ask them how it feels to
00:47:38 How does it...
00:48:14 Hey, I'm gonna get a coffee.
00:48:16 No, I just ate.
00:48:25 That's actually hilarious.
00:48:28 Ah.
00:48:29 Hilarious.
00:48:31 Mr. Lee!
00:48:38 You're needed back on set.
00:49:07 Prepare...
00:49:09 Prepare to feel the wrath
00:49:14 The League of Evil Axes?
00:49:16 You really don't know
00:49:19 The seven evil exes?
00:49:22 Controlling the future
00:49:25 No.
00:49:26 Oh, well, hey, listen, man.
00:49:28 Really?
00:49:30 That's great...
00:49:31 Boom!
00:49:36 You are a pretty
00:49:38 I'm going for
00:49:40 But are you
00:49:42 I'm more than
00:49:45 I have my own skate company.
00:49:47 But can you do
00:49:54 It's called a grind, bro.
00:49:56 So, can you do
00:50:01 Are you serious?
00:50:05 There are, like, 200 steps,
00:50:08 Well, hey,
00:50:11 You really think you can goad
00:50:14 There are girls watching.
00:50:18 Somebody get me my board.
00:50:22 Hi. Big fan.
00:50:25 Why wouldn’t you be?
00:50:42 Wow.
00:50:46 Wow.
00:50:49 Wow.
00:50:57 Wow.
00:50:58 Yes!
00:51:01 Ah! I didn't get
00:51:02 No.
00:51:03 And that's
00:51:05 Hey, where's Ramona.
00:51:08 No. She totally bailed.
00:51:11 What's the deal? Seriously.
00:51:13 Let's move, people,
00:51:17 Hey, it's me again. Scott. Give
00:51:22 Scott Pilgrim.
00:51:24 What's the deal?
00:51:27 Yep. You said that
00:51:29 You know what
00:51:31 What?
00:51:33 Everything.
00:51:34 Come on, guy.
00:51:36 You can't say you
00:51:38 What?
00:51:41 What did you
00:51:43 Kisses?
00:51:46 Seven deadly X's.
00:51:53 Why does everything
00:51:56 If you want something bad,
00:51:59 Step up your game, Scott.
00:52:01 Break out the L-word.
00:52:02 "Lesbian?"
00:52:04 The other L-word.
00:52:06 "Lesbians?"
00:52:07 It's "love," Scott. I
00:52:10 Hey, buddy, look,
00:52:12 if she really is
00:52:16 then you have to
00:52:17 You have to overcome any and all
00:52:21 You can do it. Be with her!
00:52:25 Plus, I need you
00:52:27 What?
00:52:28 I'm kind of banking
00:52:30 so I don't have to evict you
00:52:33 I have a feeling
00:52:36 Hey.
00:52:37 Hey, Scott.
00:52:38 Envy?
00:52:41 Been a while.
00:52:42 Yeah.
00:52:43 A year, I think.
00:52:44 Approximately.
00:52:46 How are you?
00:52:47 I'm not doing
00:52:49 Oh, that's too bad.
00:52:53 What? No. I've been... It's
00:52:57 Probably not. Do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:00 Should I be jealous?
00:53:02 Yes, you should. I have this
00:53:04 who calls me all the
00:53:07 She's American.
00:53:08 What's her name?
00:53:09 I'm not telling you that.
00:53:11 Oh.
00:53:12 What? Do you know her?
00:53:13 What? No.
00:53:15 It sounded like you did.
00:53:17 I got to go. It's been
00:53:19 Wait.
00:53:26 Okay.
00:53:30 Everything does suck.
00:53:31 Or does it? Hello?
00:53:35 Hey, Knives.
00:53:37 What's that?
00:53:41 Is Scott here?
00:53:42 You know what? He just
00:53:47 Really?
00:53:48 Yeah.
00:53:51 Sorry.
00:53:55 Do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:57 Seven deadly X's.
00:54:00 You may have to
00:54:04 It's sudden death now, okay?
00:54:06 She's got some
00:54:08 You can't say you
00:54:13 Dude.
00:54:17 Please.
00:54:19 I'm really not
00:54:23 Okay, enough!
00:54:31 You punched me
00:54:34 Prepare to die, obviously.
00:54:37 Look, I've had it today.
00:54:39 I'd love to
00:54:41 but I just cashed
00:54:44 What's that from?
00:54:46 I'm really, really not up
00:54:49 Okay, little chicken.
00:54:52 But you won't see me,
00:54:54 because next time, I'll be
00:54:58 What?
00:54:59 Never mind!
00:55:02 Man. Someone help me.
00:55:05 Hello.
00:55:07 What did he do this time?
00:55:08 No, it's Scott.
00:55:10 What did you do this time?
00:55:11 I didn't do anything. It's
00:55:12 Look, I'm having a meltdown or
00:55:15 I'm literally
00:55:16 Cool, I'm coming in.
00:55:23 I think I'll make it
00:55:25 Scott Pilgrim!
00:55:27 What did you do
00:55:29 Sorry, I had to go.
00:55:32 So, what can I ....
00:55:33 Is there anywhere
00:55:35 They're called jobs. Something a ....
00:55:38 And by the way, I can't ....
00:55:40 after I specifically told
00:55:43 How are you doing
00:55:44 Never .... mind
00:55:46 What do you have to say
00:55:48 Can I get
00:55:51 You know what, maybe it's high ....
00:55:53 before you wreak
00:55:55 Me? Wreak havoc?
00:55:56 And speaking of
00:55:58 I hear the girl that
00:55:59 is walking the streets
00:56:02 So, I can just get
00:56:07 Sorry that got
00:56:08 Yeah, you kind of disappeared.
00:56:11 Yeah, I do that.
00:56:15 Listen, I know I can be
00:56:19 I totally understand if you
00:56:21 No, no, I want to hang.
00:56:24 You know, the whole
00:56:25 Exes.
00:56:26 It's no biggie.
00:56:28 I know it's early,
00:56:31 but I don't think anything
00:56:33 Shit!
00:56:36 It's my ex.
00:56:37 A big one?
00:56:39 Envy.
00:56:43 I'm gonna...
00:56:46 Excuse me.
00:56:49 Your hair is
00:56:51 Yeah?
00:56:52 So, that's Ramona.
00:56:53 Yeah.
00:56:55 Okay, I'm jealous.
00:56:56 You're jealous?
00:56:57 I'm allowed.
00:56:59 You left me for
00:57:01 You haven't even
00:57:03 I know, you left me for
00:57:05 Maybe you will see him.
00:57:08 You should
00:57:11 That's so not
00:57:13 Great, you're
00:57:17 Caramel macchiato
00:57:21 So, that was Envy.
00:57:23 Uh-huh.
00:57:24 What happened
00:57:26 Do you mind if we don't
00:57:28 She wanted to move
00:57:29 because she missed
00:57:31 This guy, Todd.
00:57:33 And two weeks later, they were
00:57:35 Basically.
00:57:36 Dated a Todd once.
00:57:40 I can see how it sucks. Having
00:57:44 Is it wrong that I try
00:57:46 What do you want
00:57:48 How warm
00:57:50 Oh.
00:57:53 And you didn't bang her?
00:57:56 I couldn’t stop thinking
00:57:58 Is that
00:58:00 Scott, just because Envy is back
00:58:04 Double negative.
00:58:06 It's over. Move on.
00:58:08 Word.
00:58:09 Right. I'm not going
00:58:12 From this moment on,
00:58:14 I will think of
00:58:19 I have distressing news.
00:58:20 Is it news that we suck, because
00:58:23 No. The Clash at Demonhead are
00:58:26 and Envy asked us
00:58:28 I hate you.
00:58:29 A gig is a gig,
00:58:32 Maybe you can put
00:58:33 until we get through
00:58:35 For the band?
00:58:37 Can't we do our...
00:58:38 Can't we do our
00:58:40 All our shows
00:58:42 We're doing it.
00:58:45 We play the next round
00:58:47 We have to get some buzz
00:58:50 We need stalkers.
00:58:59 What would you do
00:59:01 and they wanted you
00:59:03 If my ex was in a band?
00:59:04 Mmm-hmm.
00:59:06 Might be a little
00:59:07 it's the grown-up
00:59:09 Yeah. We're all
00:59:14 Oh, my God!
00:59:16 He's dating
00:59:17 I hate her stupid guts!
00:59:19 He only likes her because she's
00:59:25 She's just some fat-ass
00:59:27 I think you mentioned
00:59:29 She's got a head start.
00:59:31 I mean, I didn't even know there
00:59:34 Hey, this really burns.
00:59:35 You should rinse.
00:59:37 When I got this idea, I just
00:59:40 I can't hear
00:59:43 Oh, God! I look so
00:59:46 good.
00:59:49 Ramona Flowers
00:59:51 But I know
00:59:55 How?
01:00:07 Come on, come on
01:00:14 Thank you,
01:00:16 Yeah!
01:00:18 We have some merch
01:00:22 Okay, bar? Now?
01:00:28 Level with me.
01:00:30 I don't know. Did you?
01:00:34 She has to go.
01:00:41 Hey, Ramona.
01:00:45 Hey.
01:00:47 What the hell?
01:00:58 Hey.
01:00:59 Hey, Scott.
01:01:01 What the hell?
01:01:03 Look who Knives is
01:01:05 Who is
01:01:06 Scott dated her.
01:01:07 Briefly, briefly.
01:01:09 How old is she?
01:01:15 I gotta pee on her.
01:01:16 I mean, I gotta pee.
01:01:20 And then it was time
01:01:24 for Toronto to drown
01:01:28 of The Clash at Demonhead!
01:01:36 Envy! Envy!
01:01:40 That guy on bass...
01:01:42 Oh, yeah
01:01:43 ...that's Todd.
01:01:45 I know.
01:01:46 Oh, yeah?
01:01:48 You know?
01:01:50 Oh, yeah!
01:01:52 Oh, no.
01:01:54 Hello, again,
01:01:58 I knew you well
01:02:02 Our common goal
01:02:04 was waiting for
01:02:10 Now that the truth
01:02:12 is just a rule
01:02:18 You crack the whip
01:02:19 Shape-shift and trick
01:02:24 Send you my love on the wire
01:02:28 Lift you up, every time
01:02:32 Everyone
01:02:35 pulls away
01:02:39 from you
01:02:43 That was...
01:02:45 Oh, my God.
01:02:47 Yeah, you should see them
01:02:50 I think I'm gonna throw up.
01:02:54 I can't even believe
01:02:55 but Envy Adams would like
01:02:58 All of us?
01:03:00 Did I .... stutter?
01:03:05 Wait, how do you know Envy?
01:03:07 Scott dated her.
01:03:13 Hey, Ramona.
01:03:15 Hey, Todd.
01:03:17 It's been awhile.
01:03:19 Mmm-hmm.
01:03:21 Mmm-hmm?
01:03:22 I think we should
01:03:24 So, how was the tour? You
01:03:26 You're like a superstar now.
01:03:27 Yeah, it's not really
01:03:30 Um, Envy...
01:03:32 I read your blog.
01:03:34 So, Scott and Ramona, eh?
01:03:37 What of it?
01:03:38 You guys make a cute couple, you know?
01:03:41 Suit each other.
01:03:42 You're my role model, Envy.
01:03:44 Ramona, I like your outfit.
01:03:47 Envy, I was just gonna say did
01:03:49 I'm talking to
01:03:51 Ramona lived in New York.
01:03:53 Did she?
01:03:54 I was just there. Played the
01:03:58 You know him, right?
01:04:00 I've kissed the lips
01:04:07 Knives!
01:04:09 What?
01:04:10 I'm not afraid
01:04:13 I'm a rock star.
01:04:15 Oh, my God!
01:04:17 You punched the highlights
01:04:21 He punched the highlights
01:04:24 You are incorrigible.
01:04:26 I don't know
01:04:30 So, you guys doing anything
01:04:35 Fun? In Toronto?
01:04:38 That's it! You cocky cock!
01:04:41 You'll pay for your
01:04:55 My neck.
01:04:58 Your hair.
01:05:00 Didn't you know?
01:05:02 Todd's vegan.
01:05:09 Vegan?
01:05:11 It's not really
01:05:15 No kidding.
01:05:18 Anyone can be vegan.
01:05:21 Ovo-lacto vegetarian maybe.
01:05:23 Ovo-what?
01:05:25 I partake not in the meat, nor
01:05:29 of any creature with a face.
01:05:31 Short answer,
01:05:32 being vegan just makes you
01:05:35 Bingo.
01:05:40 Hey, man, question.
01:05:41 I always wondered, how does
01:05:44 give you psychic powers?
01:05:46 Okay.
01:05:47 You know how you only use
01:05:50 That's because the other 90%
01:05:52 Did you learn that
01:05:54 Go ahead and
01:05:56 If you knew the science, maybe
01:06:03 If I peed my pants, would you
01:06:06 It's not raining.
01:06:07 Oh.
01:06:08 Then why don't you
01:06:10 on how and why you ended
01:06:13 Is that really
01:06:14 Well, if there's a key
01:06:16 that's gonna help me out in a
01:06:21 I was only dating Lucas until
01:06:25 Guess that's not very nice, but
01:06:30 We hated everyone. We
01:06:33 He punched a hole
01:06:35 It was pretty crazy.
01:06:37 A week and a half later
01:06:39 his dad was sending him
01:06:41 so I dumped him.
01:06:43 Have you dumped everyone
01:06:45 You've never been
01:06:47 Look, I've dabbled
01:06:51 It's part of the reason
01:06:52 I was really hoping to
01:06:56 Hey, lovebirds...
01:06:58 We have unfinished business,
01:07:01 He and me.
01:07:02 Don't you talk to me
01:07:04 I dislike you, capisce?
01:07:06 Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
01:07:08 What?
01:07:09 Because you'll be dust
01:07:11 Um...
01:07:12 Because you'll be
01:07:14 And the cleaning lady,
01:07:18 She dusts.
01:07:22 So, what's on Monday?
01:07:24 Because it's Friday now. She
01:07:29 Monday. Right?
01:07:32 Basically, you can't
01:07:33 You're gonna have
01:07:34 because Todd's
01:07:37 You used to be so nice!
01:07:50 Scott, we're gonna go
01:07:53 Call us when you're done.
01:07:55 He'll be done.
01:08:01 Sounds like someone
01:09:27 I can read your thoughts. Your
01:09:32 What say we drink
01:09:34 Fair trade blend
01:09:36 I'm sorry,
01:09:38 Dude, I can see
01:09:41 You put half-and-half
01:09:43 in an attempt to
01:09:45 I'll take the one with soy.
01:09:50 Thanks, tool.
01:09:53 Actually, muchacho,
01:09:56 But I thought real hard
01:09:59 You know, in my mind's eye or whatever.
01:10:03 What are you talking about?
01:10:05 You just drank
01:10:08 Freeze! Vegan police!
01:10:09 Vegan police!
01:10:11 Todd Ingram, you're under
01:10:14 code number 827,
01:10:18 That's bullroar!
01:10:19 No vegan diet,
01:10:21 But it's only
01:10:23 Don't I get three strikes?
01:10:25 Take it.
01:10:27 At 12:27 a. m.
01:10:30 you knowingly
01:10:32 Gelato isn't vegan?
01:10:33 It's milk and eggs, bitch.
01:10:34 On April 4th, 7:30 p. m., you
01:10:39 Chicken isn't vegan?
01:10:41 The de-veganizing ray.
01:10:59 Oh, my God!
01:11:01 No. No.
01:11:04 You once were a vegone,
01:11:07 but now you will be gone.
01:11:09 Vegone?
01:11:25 Yeah!
01:11:33 Sorry, I guess.
01:11:37 Sorry?
01:11:39 You just headbutted my
01:11:43 You kicked my heart in the
01:11:48 Natalie.
01:11:51 Natalie? No one
01:11:56 Maybe they should.
01:12:01 Let's get out of here.
01:12:10 For the record, I am so
01:12:13 Shut the .... up, Julie.
01:12:15 Okay.
01:12:17 We're still going to
01:12:19 I'm not sure there's
01:12:21 I think a third of the band
01:12:23 Yeah, cool bands never go
01:12:25 Just the desperate people trying
01:12:28 Then why would we... Oh.
01:12:30 Neil, you down?
01:12:32 Scott, you're in, right?
01:12:35 You wanna go?
01:12:36 Well, I kind of
01:12:39 I'm not saying
01:12:40 Yeah. We can totally go.
01:12:42 I'll do whatever
01:12:43 So, let's go.
01:12:45 We really don't
01:12:47 It'll probably be
01:12:49 No, I'm fine.
01:12:51 It's just...
01:12:54 Have you ever dated someone
01:12:57 So far,
01:12:59 But I'm part ass?
01:13:00 If it makes you feel better,
01:13:02 Wait, is that good?
01:13:03 It's what I need right now.
01:13:05 But not later?
01:13:06 Scott, I don't have
01:13:08 I'd just like to try and
01:13:10 I'd just like to live.
01:13:12 Look, I know
01:13:14 but are you saying
01:13:16 We all have baggage.
01:13:17 Well, my baggage doesn't try
01:13:20 What did you do to make
01:13:22 Exes.
01:13:23 No breakup is painless,
01:13:26 What about you and that girl,
01:13:28 I believe
01:13:31 And was she cool with that?
01:13:32 Knives is with Young Neil now.
01:13:35 You sure about that?
01:13:36 Yeah, she's very mature
01:13:38 We had a very
01:13:39 We're all peaches and gravy.
01:13:40 No!
01:13:42 What about you and Kim?
01:13:43 Me and Kim?
01:13:45 It was high school.
01:13:48 That's it?
01:13:49 Yeah, it kind of ended.
01:13:52 That's really
01:13:53 Okay, fine, I had to fight
01:13:55 I fought a crazy,
01:13:58 and I had to fight
01:14:00 He was flying and shooting
01:14:03 And I kicked him so hard that he
01:14:05 Does that make
01:14:08 Well, now you are being a
01:14:11 I'm sorry.
01:14:14 Hey, don't worry. I don't even
01:14:18 I think this ex-boyfriends
01:14:21 Exes.
01:14:30 The girl from earlier?
01:14:32 Roxy?
01:14:34 Boy, does she know me.
01:14:37 What is she talking about?
01:14:40 He really doesn't know?
01:14:43 Wait.
01:14:45 Hmm?
01:14:49 You and her?
01:14:51 Just a phase?
01:14:52 It meant nothing. I didn't
01:14:54 It meant nothing?
01:14:55 I was just
01:14:56 Well, honey,
01:14:58 I'm a little bi-furious.
01:15:13 Do that again
01:15:15 Back off, hasbian.
01:15:17 If Gideon can't have you,
01:15:21 The League has spoken.
01:15:24 Well, then Gideon best get
01:15:26 because I'm about to kick yours
01:15:43 Wallace?
01:15:45 This is happening, right?
01:15:47 Kick her in the balls.
01:16:11 I'm sending you
01:16:12 in a thousand pieces,
01:16:17 Ha!
01:16:23 I'd rather be dead
01:16:25 He's a creep,
01:16:26 and you all deserve
01:16:28 Give it a rest, Ramona.
01:16:30 Meaning?
01:16:31 Meaning your precious Scott must
01:16:37 I don't think I can hit
01:16:40 You don't have a choice.
01:17:00 Fight your own battles,
01:17:09 Lazy ass!
01:17:17 Every Pilgrim reaches
01:17:20 Some sooner than others.
01:17:24 Your BF's about to
01:17:29 Her weak point is
01:17:31 Wait, how does that work?
01:17:33 Whenever we were making
01:17:36 Okay, enough.
01:17:46 You'll never be
01:18:05 So...
01:18:06 Two gin-and-tonics, please?
01:18:08 I thought you didn't drink.
01:18:09 Only on special occasions.
01:18:13 Guess we really don't know that
01:18:15 Maybe you could just give
01:18:18 so that I can at least
01:18:20 beat my ass
01:18:22 Like a handy little laminate or
01:18:24 Maybe we could
01:18:26 Hey, just out of sheer
01:18:28 for my mortal well-being,
01:18:30 is there anyone at this party
01:18:37 I think we should split.
01:18:39 As in get out of here,
01:18:42 I'd hope you could
01:18:43 Or did you miss the part
01:18:45 How could I? I feel like we just
01:18:48 Dirty laundry.
01:18:50 I had, like, one drink.
01:18:51 I'm sorry I cared. I don't enjoy all
01:18:55 I thought you might be
01:18:56 I just...
01:18:57 You're just another evil ex
01:19:02 That was harsh.
01:19:05 That was not good.
01:19:09 That was embarrassing.
01:19:12 One more.
01:19:13 P.S. Here's your stupid list.
01:19:17 Matthew Patel, Lucas Lee,
01:19:20 Who the hell are
01:19:23 Oh!
01:19:25 You don't know?
01:19:27 The Katayanagi Twins
01:19:28 just happen to be
01:19:31 They are totally bad-ass.
01:19:34 Ramona dated twins?
01:19:36 At the same time?
01:19:37 You know what?
01:19:38 I don't know
01:19:40 Good. Because you know how I feel
01:19:43 Good, I play better
01:19:44 If it's gonna be
01:19:45 Young Neil can
01:19:47 It's not an issue.
01:19:48 I know battles.
01:19:50 But we'd understand if you
01:19:51 Not only do I
01:19:53 I want to take them apart.
01:19:55 Okay, I'm getting tingles.
01:19:57 Whoa!
01:20:00 Okay, we're doomed.
01:20:02 That poster needs
01:20:05 Oh, man,
01:20:06 Come on, we're going
01:20:08 Wait, aren't the Katayanagis
01:20:10 I think
01:20:13 Wait, "Amp versus amp"?
01:20:16 We're going on stage
01:20:17 That's impossible.
01:20:20 Okay, my bad.
01:20:21 Your bad is
01:20:24 We shouldn't even be
01:20:28 Come on, man! I put my
01:20:30 If I can do that,
01:20:31 Did you speak
01:20:33 What? No. I haven't seen
01:20:36 Oh.
01:20:37 She's totally here.
01:20:41 Scott?
01:20:43 Not that I care,
01:20:45 but you should go talk to her
01:20:48 Thanks, Kim.
01:20:49 And I really don't care.
01:20:52 I didn't mean to
01:20:53 I only did it because I
01:21:33 Okay, gang,
01:21:36 I mean,
01:21:37 Right.
01:21:38 Scott?
01:21:41 Scott!
01:22:00 They tore the roof off!
01:22:06 We are Sex Bob-Omb
01:22:07 and we're here to make you think
01:22:13 This is the beginning
01:22:16 I'm hearing
01:22:19 The crème de la crème
01:22:20 The feminine abyss
01:22:22 And reaching my threshold Staring
01:22:27 My body's stupid
01:22:29 Stereo putrid
01:22:30 Spilling out music
01:22:32 Into raw sewage
01:22:33 Reaching my threshold Staring
01:22:42 My threshold
01:22:48 Reaching
01:22:50 My threshold
01:23:04 Let's just break
01:23:07 We screwed the pooch in front
01:23:11 Gideon's here? Where?
01:23:13 That geeky guy
01:23:17 That's Gideon?
01:23:19 Gideon is G-Man?
01:23:22 All right, let's do this.
01:23:26 Reaching my threshold
01:23:28 My threshold
01:24:23 We're out.
01:24:29 What are you doing?
01:24:30 Getting a life.
01:24:45 I just came to
01:24:51 I have to...
01:25:00 Ramona.
01:25:02 Ramona, I need to
01:25:05 Yeah, I have something
01:25:06 Great. Listen, I know you
01:25:09 just to avoid getting hurt.
01:25:10 I know you have reasons for not
01:25:14 I want you to know I don't
01:25:18 because
01:25:20 What?
01:25:21 I really, really mean it.
01:25:25 Oh! Okay.
01:25:27 It's your turn. What
01:25:30 That we have to break up.
01:25:33 What?
01:25:34 It's Gideon.
01:25:36 I just can't...
01:25:40 I can't help myself
01:25:42 That's the bad news.
01:25:45 Hey.
01:25:46 The good news is that I'm
01:25:49 Bob-Omb.
01:25:51 with a smoking hot
01:25:54 Music to my ear-holes.
01:25:56 You know what?
01:25:58 to see how you guys
01:26:00 I'm signing you right now
01:26:03 See? I'm not such
01:26:07 You think we're going to sell our
01:26:09 No, I can't be a part of the
01:26:13 Ow! Scott.
01:26:15 You got to try and keep
01:26:18 Don't let what's past
01:26:21 The people need
01:26:23 Then you're gonna have to
01:26:27 Whoops.
01:26:29 Sign, sign, sign,
01:26:33 Sweetie, shall we?
01:26:42 Oh! Scott.
01:26:45 You know, we really should
01:26:47 I mean, if it wasn't for me, Ramona
01:26:50 but if it wasn't for you she
01:26:52 so I guess
01:26:55 Scotty, buddy,
01:26:59 between you and I, the whole
01:27:04 I was in a really dark place
01:27:08 Forgiven?
01:27:10 All right, let's go.
01:27:12 Yes!
01:27:14 This is it, guys.
01:27:21 I said "lesbians. "
01:27:51 Scott.
01:27:54 Was she really the one?
01:27:56 The what?
01:27:57 I mean, did you really see
01:28:01 Like, with jetpacks.
01:28:10 Time heals all wounds,
01:28:13 Maybe next time we don't date the
01:28:18 Seven.
01:28:19 That's not that bad.
01:28:22 Hey. Yeah, I know.
01:28:24 It's so pathetic!
01:28:30 Turn off the light!
01:28:34 Presumably, you just saw some guy's junk
01:28:37 and I apologize for that.
01:28:39 Okay.
01:28:40 And he apologizes, too.
01:28:42 Sorry.
01:28:44 Scott,
01:28:48 But I'm gonna need
01:28:50 It's for sex.
01:28:52 Right.
01:28:54 I may need it for
01:28:58 Right.
01:28:59 And the year.
01:29:01 I get it.
01:29:02 Maybe you can
01:29:05 She's with Gideon.
01:29:07 Oh, man.
01:29:08 That's probably just because
01:29:10 Mmm.
01:29:11 Either way,
01:29:15 Mmm-hmm.
01:29:23 It's for Scott.
01:29:26 It's for you, big guy.
01:29:30 Hello.
01:29:31 Hey, pal.
01:29:33 I just want to say I feel
01:29:35 I don't want
01:29:37 So I figured, why not be the
01:29:41 Is Ramona with you?
01:29:43 I don't know.
01:29:47 Yeah.
01:29:50 Geez, buddy,
01:29:53 No, I just spilled
01:29:56 Mmm-hmm.
01:29:57 Listen,
01:29:58 I'm opening a new
01:30:00 And the Sex-Bobs are playing
01:30:03 It would feel really weird for
01:30:06 They just did a sound check and
01:30:09 Yeah?
01:30:11 I hope so, amigo.
01:30:13 I don't want any more
01:30:15 What do you say?
01:30:16 Mmm.
01:30:17 Okay, laters.
01:30:19 What a perfect asshole.
01:30:23 Forget what I said earlier.
01:30:51 Password?
01:30:52 Whatever.
01:30:53 Cool.
01:30:59 Second password?
01:31:03 Cool.
01:31:08 We're not having
01:31:11 No. The first album is much
01:31:14 Fun
01:31:17 No fun
01:31:25 Scott! Let it go.
01:31:28 Don't give him
01:31:30 What if I want
01:31:32 Scott Pilgrim!
01:31:35 Buddy, welcome to
01:31:38 Somebody get this man a
01:31:47 I'm not here to drink.
01:31:49 Whoa, I've got
01:31:52 What if I have
01:31:55 Are you still mad about the
01:31:58 You mean The League?
01:31:59 The Guild, League, whatever.
01:32:01 I'll show you how
01:32:03 Wait, wait, wait!
01:32:05 There's no use crying
01:32:08 The lady made her choice and we're
01:32:12 Well, I ain't moving, buddy.
01:32:16 You wanna fight me for her?
01:32:19 Was that not clear?
01:32:23 Was that not clear?
01:32:25 I don't know.
01:32:26 Now, why on earth
01:32:31 Because I'm in love with her.
01:32:44 Aw! I think this
01:32:47 Kimberly!
01:32:49 We are Sex Bob-Omb.
01:32:51 We are here to make money
01:32:54 One, two, three, four!
01:33:53 Your club sucks,
01:33:54 Well, if my cathedral of
01:33:59 for your tragically
01:34:02 then I shall be forced to grant
01:34:08 And a fast entrance
01:34:11 Scott!
01:34:17 Knives?
01:34:18 That's priceless.
01:34:20 You'll pay for
01:34:22 Listen, Kung Pao Chicken,
01:34:24 your old, old boyfriend
01:34:27 He was warned plenty of
01:34:30 I'm not talking to you.
01:34:33 What?
01:34:35 You broke the heart
01:34:36 Get ready to Chau down!
01:34:44 You're kidding, right?
01:34:48 Wow!
01:34:50 I mean, you can't say I don't
01:34:53 That's incredible.
01:35:05 What the hell is your deal?
01:35:10 You stole him!
01:35:12 Stole him!
01:35:14 I don't know what
01:35:16 You liar! Liar!
01:35:18 I didn't steal your boyfriend!
01:35:22 I didn't steal anyone!
01:35:32 You steal
01:35:34 Wait! Wait!
01:35:36 Can we please stop all this
01:35:39 Knives, I dated you
01:35:45 Maybe I forgot to tell
01:35:49 You cheated on me, Scott?
01:35:52 You cheated on both of us?
01:35:54 You cheated on me
01:35:56 No,
01:35:59 I cheated on Knives
01:36:02 Is there a difference?
01:36:04 You weren't wronged?
01:36:06 Right?
01:36:09 Game over.
01:36:16 Scotty,
01:36:18 you can cheat on these
01:36:22 But you can't cheat
01:36:26 death.
01:36:34 Oh, man.
01:36:36 Sorry.
01:36:40 You know what sucks?
01:36:45 Why him?
01:36:47 It's complicated.
01:36:48 Well, I'm not going anywhere,
01:36:52 so now might be
01:36:55 Truth is, it was me
01:37:01 I was crazy about him.
01:37:05 I was more alone when we were
01:37:10 That's why I had to leave.
01:37:13 And that's when
01:37:16 So, why go back?
01:37:18 I can't help myself
01:37:19 he just has this way of
01:37:24 Well, that's
01:37:27 I really will leave
01:37:29 No, he literally has a way
01:37:33 That is evil.
01:37:36 I didn't mean for you to
01:37:40 I just wanted
01:37:44 I'm sorry
01:37:47 Well, I really
01:37:49 Maybe I'm not the one you
01:37:55 What? Wait.
01:37:57 But I feel like
01:38:03 Which would be great
01:38:09 So alone.
01:38:10 You're not alone.
01:38:14 Right!
01:38:25 Your hair looks stupid.
01:38:29 Second password?
01:38:34 Yeah, I saw it.
01:38:35 It's just the comic book
01:38:38 No fun
01:38:40 Scott! Let it go.
01:38:41 Don't worry,
01:38:43 Stephen,
01:38:44 You guys sound
01:38:46 Young Neil,
01:38:48 From this point forward
01:38:51 And, Kim,
01:38:53 I'm sorry about everything.
01:38:57 I'm sorry about me.
01:39:00 Scott Pilgrim!
01:39:02 Save it! You're
01:39:05 I've got beef.
01:39:07 Wait, wait, wait!
01:39:10 You want to
01:39:14 No.
01:39:16 I want to fight you for me.
01:39:23 Um...
01:39:25 We are Sex Bob-Omb
01:39:28 Scott Pilgrim
01:39:30 One! Two! Three! Four!
01:39:52 How's it going back there?
01:39:55 You dick!
01:39:58 Knives?
01:40:00 I know you're in here.
01:40:01 Scott!
01:40:05 Steal my boyfriend!
01:40:07 Taste my steel!
01:40:09 Enough!
01:40:10 No, Scott.
01:40:12 This fat-ass hurt me
01:40:15 No, Knives, I hurt you.
01:40:20 I cheated on both of you.
01:40:24 I'm really sorry.
01:40:26 And you're not a fat-ass.
01:40:29 She didn't mean that.
01:40:33 So, are we all good?
01:40:37 Never felt better.
01:40:39 Yoo-hoo!
01:40:41 Are we done with
01:40:45 I thought we had
01:40:48 You've got a fight,
01:40:51 Wrong move, baby.
01:41:08 Hey.
01:41:24 You made me
01:41:29 It's gonna be in my digestive
01:42:16 Yeah, still my girl.
01:42:22 Let's both be girls.
01:42:28 Bad! Bad!
01:42:43 What?
01:42:44 Get ready!
01:42:46 Here we go!
01:42:56 Good! Good! Good!
01:42:59 Combo!
01:43:04 Perfect!
01:43:18 Who do you
01:43:21 You think you're
01:43:25 I'll tell you what you are.
01:43:27 A pain in my ass!
01:43:30 You know
01:43:34 to get all the evil exes'
01:43:36 so I could form
01:43:39 Like, two hours!
01:43:45 You're not cool
01:43:48 You're zero!
01:43:50 Me? I'm what's hip.
01:43:53 I'm what's happening!
01:43:54 I'm blowing up right now!
01:43:57 You are blowing up.
01:43:59 Right now!
01:44:01 K-O!
01:44:13 Wow!
01:44:18 Yeah, wow.
01:44:29 There goes our deal!
01:44:31 We're still
01:44:33 There goes our deal.
01:44:36 Oh! Oh, God!
01:44:49 You two make
01:44:51 Yeah?
01:44:53 Yeah.
01:44:55 Scott Pilgrim.
01:45:01 You can defeat me, Scott,
01:45:04 but can you defeat yourself?
01:45:13 Uh-oh!
01:45:15 Nega Scott.
01:45:16 Nega Scott!
01:45:22 No.
01:45:23 This is something
01:45:29 Myself.
01:45:32 Solo round!
01:45:35 They have this incredible
01:45:39 and you get bacon
01:45:40 I'm liking that.
01:45:42 Let's do it next week.
01:45:43 Yeah, all right. Be good.
01:45:45 Yeah, yeah.
01:45:46 Hey.
01:45:48 What happened?
01:45:50 Nothing, we just shot the shit.
01:45:53 We're gonna get
01:45:55 We actually have
01:45:57 Your hair,
01:46:00 It is?
01:46:03 You should probably
01:46:06 Yeah, you're right.
01:46:08 I should get it cut.
01:46:09 At a salon.
01:46:11 Salon, yeah.
01:46:13 Hey.
01:46:16 You're going?
01:46:18 I should probably disappear.
01:46:20 After all that?
01:46:22 I still need a new life.
01:46:25 I came here to escape, but
01:46:30 I'm tired of people
01:46:32 I'm pretty sure
01:46:35 I don't mean just you.
01:46:40 I understand.
01:46:43 I should thank you, though.
01:46:45 For what?
01:46:49 For being the nicest guy
01:46:54 That's kind of sad.
01:46:58 It is kind of sad.
01:47:03 Bye, and stuff.
01:47:06 Yeah. And stuff.
01:47:15 Go, get her.
01:47:18 What?
01:47:19 You've been fighting
01:47:24 But what about you?
01:47:26 I'll be fine.
01:47:32 I'm too cool
01:47:39 Ciao, Knives.
01:47:41 Go.
01:47:48 Hey.
01:47:49 Hey, mind if I tag along?
01:47:54 You want to come with me?
01:47:56 Yeah, I thought
01:48:24 Continue?
01:48:29 five, four, three, two, one.