Secondhand Lions

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00:00:36 Let's roll!
00:00:47 Hey!
00:01:07 Huh?!
00:01:13 Yes!
00:01:18 - Are you and I going fast?
00:01:38 - Hello?
00:01:40 - Yes?
00:01:43 It's about your
00:01:46 Walter?
00:01:48 Walter? Walter?
00:01:52 Good news-
00:01:54 you're spending the summer
00:01:59 It's just gonna be for a few weeks.
00:02:03 Scout's honor, okay?
00:02:07 Cross my heart
00:02:11 Where are you going
00:02:14 The Fort Worth College
00:02:17 I met a guy
00:02:19 He's gonna pull
00:02:23 Walter, you're gonna have
00:02:26 or you're gonna grow up
00:02:32 You're gonna have fun
00:02:35 Mom, you're
00:02:37 I know
00:02:40 Well, Mr. Smarty Pants,
00:02:44 It just so happens,
00:02:47 Your great-uncles.
00:02:49 My mother's brothers.
00:02:51 They disappeared 40 years ago
00:02:54 - Can't I come with you?
00:02:58 Honey, I'm gonna be working my tail
00:03:02 I'm doing everything
00:03:05 How about a little
00:03:13 Now, look-
00:03:16 got millions
00:03:20 Nobody knows
00:03:22 Got no kids, no one to leave
00:03:26 You and me, we're as close
00:03:31 You want them
00:03:33 so they'll die and leave us
00:03:37 We could buy a house,
00:03:40 Oh, wouldn't that
00:03:44 Oh, look! Here it is.
00:03:46 Here it is, honey.
00:03:52 By the way,
00:03:53 I hear these two were in
00:03:55 Got all their money
00:03:58 But then there's
00:04:01 Who knows what
00:04:04 Just find out where they stashed
00:04:08 Maybe we should've
00:04:10 No. Older people
00:04:14 Here we are.
00:04:19 Okay.
00:04:30 Go away, go away!
00:04:31 Hey, go away! Shoo!
00:04:34 Show 'em you're friendly, honey.
00:04:43 They must be down there
00:04:45 Let's go!
00:04:50 There he is!
00:04:53 - Winged him.
00:05:01 - Damn! Empty.
00:05:03 Yoo-hoo!
00:05:06 Huh?
00:05:10 Yoo-hoo!
00:05:11 You send for a hooker?
00:05:14 Uncle Hub, Uncle Garth,
00:05:20 Mae!
00:05:23 Pearl's daughter.
00:05:26 And I brought Walter,
00:05:28 your nephew.
00:05:31 - Relatives.
00:05:36 We're old, damn it.
00:05:38 The last thing we need is
00:05:40 hanging around all summer.
00:05:43 Walter, honey,
00:05:44 why don't you wait out here
00:05:57 He could help out around here,
00:05:59 Help out?
00:06:02 I know. That's why he needs
00:06:06 like you two.
00:06:09 He's got to cook for his
00:06:19 Nice doggie.
00:06:24 This is for your own good,
00:06:27 You know-
00:06:29 I bet all that money
00:06:32 Imagine,
00:06:33 just like in those books
00:06:38 Walter, maybe if you'd learn
00:06:42 then people
00:06:46 Now, come on, how about a big smile
00:06:49 Okay?
00:06:57 You're gonna have to work on
00:07:04 Bye, honey!
00:07:28 Well?
00:08:01 If my mom calls,
00:08:04 Don't have one.
00:08:06 No telephone?!
00:08:12 Is it okay if I go inside
00:08:16 Ain't got one.
00:08:17 No television?!
00:08:20 What do you do?
00:08:36 Hey!
00:08:40 Rumor has is you two have
00:08:44 Why not put some of that money
00:08:46 with the high yield only investing
00:08:52 Wee-ooh!
00:08:55 Can I leave you
00:09:00 Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
00:09:01 Ooh, ooh, wee-ooh,
00:09:06 I can see them dancing,
00:09:10 I hear the music
00:09:12 All the lovers on parade,
00:09:15 I wanna come in again
00:09:18 I thought
00:09:21 Gentlemen, word is out-
00:09:23 you are two sophisticated
00:09:27 Hey!
00:09:30 Movin' and a-groovin'
00:09:36 Jumpin' and stompin'
00:09:44 - Let me in, open up
00:09:47 I'll open up
00:09:51 I hear the music,
00:09:55 Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.
00:10:01 Nice evening. Peaceful.
00:10:11 Hey, kid.
00:10:14 You sleep up there.
00:10:24 Hey- we don't know
00:10:28 - So if you need something...
00:10:31 Or better yet,
00:10:34 - We're both getting old.
00:10:38 So if we kick off
00:10:42 you're on your own.
00:10:52 - Jumpy little fella.
00:10:55 Quiet though.
00:13:59 Uncle Hub?
00:14:03 Uncle Hub?
00:14:21 He's sleepwalking.
00:15:29 Brand new mattress and I'm still
00:15:55 So...
00:15:57 you two
00:16:00 40 whole years.
00:16:03 Where were you?
00:16:08 Africa mostly-
00:16:11 Algeria, Kenya-
00:16:12 Not much sadder than a couple
00:16:15 about the good old days.
00:16:17 Those days are through.
00:16:33 I hate this!
00:16:35 - I hate it!
00:16:39 Gardening is what
00:16:43 What do we want any
00:16:46 They're good for you.
00:16:49 Oh yeah? Yeah?
00:16:54 You live to be 100.
00:17:00 - Hey, Uncle Hub!
00:17:04 Kids, say hi to Uncle Hub.
00:17:05 Hub, come back here and see
00:17:08 Uncle Garth!
00:17:12 We're here
00:17:14 The whole weekend. We know how lonely
00:17:24 Who the hell are you?
00:17:28 - Walter.
00:17:30 Mae's boy?
00:17:33 Pearl's daughter- that loose widow
00:17:37 - It figures she'd muscle in.
00:17:42 How long
00:17:45 Well, we'll just see
00:17:47 We know
00:17:51 Don't think you're gonna
00:17:53 Come on, boys.
00:17:56 His momma's gonna be back
00:17:59 Oh, that woman? Huh!
00:18:00 From what I hear, she may never
00:18:02 Then you'd be stuck
00:18:06 I'm telling you, take him
00:18:09 Whether we take him
00:18:11 or tie him up and throw him
00:18:13 it's our business,
00:18:15 Here he is now, spying!
00:18:19 Ow! Ow, ow!
00:18:20 See what I'm saying?
00:18:23 Mmm-hmm.
00:18:37 Fort Worth College
00:18:39 I need to find my mom.
00:18:42 I'm sorry, we're closed.
00:18:44 It's an emergency.
00:18:47 Her name's Mae-
00:18:51 Um...
00:18:53 No, I'm sorry, there's no
00:19:00 Oh! Try Mae Carter.
00:19:03 No, I'm sorry.
00:19:06 Mabel Cartwright?
00:19:08 Mabe Calloway?
00:19:10 Donna Tompko?
00:19:12 Young man, are you
00:19:16 She's gotta be there!
00:19:20 Listen, our classes
00:19:24 No one could have possibly
00:19:29 Hello? Hello?
00:19:34 Hello?
00:19:42 Hub, I don't know why
00:19:45 Stop whining.
00:19:48 If we find the kid, he's gonna
00:19:51 There he is.
00:20:03 Lawyer-
00:20:05 Hub, come on!
00:20:08 - No, no. You, not me, no.
00:20:10 Get out of the car.
00:20:34 Planning
00:20:39 Where you figure
00:20:43 Here.
00:20:44 Area code 406-
00:20:46 Montana.
00:20:51 How come you're not heading
00:20:57 She's not there.
00:21:00 She lied...
00:21:02 again.
00:21:07 Listen, kid,
00:21:08 we know you got your heart set on
00:21:13 but it's late.
00:21:16 Hub, help me out here.
00:21:19 Why? It sounds like
00:21:23 Good luck
00:21:28 We've got better maps than that one
00:21:30 Yeah, a man needs a good map,
00:21:34 Sure.
00:21:37 I've been
00:21:39 I don't want to go back.
00:21:41 Damn it, kid,
00:21:42 it ain't our fault you got
00:22:00 Guess I should get going.
00:22:02 Which way is north?
00:22:10 I'll say one thing
00:22:12 he sure pisses off
00:22:16 Listen, kid,
00:22:19 If you come back
00:22:21 and stay awhile,
00:22:23 why, our relatives
00:22:26 I'll bet they hate it
00:22:29 they go away and leave us all
00:22:34 - It's crazy enough it might work.
00:22:38 Come on, kid,
00:22:45 I guess I could
00:22:48 for a while,
00:22:50 seeing it's
00:23:08 So kid,
00:23:10 how's that root beer?
00:23:24 Uncle Hub,
00:23:27 this has been
00:23:29 a wonderful weekend.
00:23:31 I hate
00:23:33 but have you two looked
00:23:39 You both need to be thinking
00:23:42 at your age.
00:23:57 Don't shoot!
00:24:00 He's been
00:24:02 Brothers McCann?
00:24:04 This is
00:24:06 Hell, I like me
00:24:08 Can we talk?
00:24:10 Come out where
00:24:11 Put down your guns
00:24:13 This guy is good.
00:24:15 I'll cover,
00:24:18 ...that's not complete.
00:24:20 What? What do you-
00:24:22 - Why not see what he's selling?
00:24:25 - What the hell for?
00:24:28 What's the good having money
00:24:30 - Trust me.
00:24:32 Yeah, well...
00:24:34 we'll see
00:24:36 - Then we shoot him.
00:24:46 Whew!
00:24:48 Due to the...
00:24:50 unsettling nature
00:24:53 I took it upon myself to search
00:24:56 that perfect item
00:24:58 for two exuberant sportsmen
00:25:01 And boys,
00:25:02 well, I do believe
00:25:07 Voilà!
00:25:13 What is it?
00:25:16 Well, that right there
00:25:18 Up till now, only heads of state
00:25:20 a fine piece
00:25:22 and it is so simple to operate
00:25:24 Really?
00:25:26 Here.
00:25:28 you step right up here and chunk
00:25:34 Go ahead.
00:25:41 Wow!
00:25:42 The most powerful one
00:25:44 and very reasonably priced,
00:25:46 Well, that is the biggest waste of money
00:25:50 Mister, you load up that contraption
00:25:53 We'll take it.
00:25:55 Oh no, you don't!
00:25:56 I won't have my children
00:25:59 Then leave!
00:26:02 - Come on, Daddy, let's go.
00:26:07 You know what happens
00:26:09 Get in the car.
00:26:10 Ah, ha
00:26:25 Oh, suey!
00:26:31 Pull!
00:26:35 Pull!
00:26:39 Pull!
00:27:13 - Uncle Hub?
00:27:17 He nearly tore
00:27:19 Leave him
00:27:24 What are you doing
00:27:29 What's wrong with him?
00:27:31 Well, a man's body
00:27:34 but inside his spirit can still be
00:27:40 And him-
00:27:42 in his day,
00:27:45 than 20 men.
00:27:50 It looks like...
00:27:53 he's looking
00:27:55 - Mm-hmm.
00:28:01 He's looking for her.
00:28:11 Who?
00:28:12 What was her name?
00:28:15 Jasmine.
00:28:23 Okay, tell me.
00:28:27 You want me
00:28:30 Now?
00:28:32 That would take days.
00:28:40 Well, uh...
00:28:44 Hub was always
00:28:47 He convinced our folks
00:28:50 that he needed to go
00:28:52 and I needed
00:28:56 That was
00:29:29 I la-like you.
00:29:31 Extra, extra!
00:29:35 Unfortunately,
00:29:38 so did the Kaiser
00:29:44 I wanted to go home,
00:29:46 but Hub said we should tour Europe
00:29:50 And we did.
00:29:55 There were these girls
00:30:03 ...anyway,
00:30:06 we eventually wound up
00:30:10 with passage booked
00:30:13 And Hub, he decided
00:30:18 enjoying
00:30:26 Three, three!
00:30:30 He made friends
00:30:34 and they bought us some drinks-
00:30:41 We woke up on a ship
00:30:44 bound for North Africa-
00:30:48 - Shanghaied?
00:30:50 We found ourselves
00:30:55 "It's all my fault, " Hub said,
00:30:58 He'd make sure
00:31:10 We fought many battles
00:31:15 He saved my life
00:31:34 When the war was over,
00:31:37 I ended up
00:31:40 mostly for writers
00:31:45 But that was
00:31:50 He got commissions from the new
00:31:54 to put an end
00:32:01 No one,
00:32:04 had ever seen anything
00:32:09 who fought like 20 men.
00:32:15 Hey!
00:32:16 What the hell are you two doing
00:32:21 Just enjoying
00:32:25 Either one of you
00:32:28 go to bed.
00:33:10 I'm a rolling stone
00:33:14 Rolling stones
00:33:17 I am a rolling stone
00:33:21 I long to be
00:33:25 Well, say,
00:33:28 That's what
00:33:32 'Cause if we're both
00:33:36 Let's bundle up
00:34:27 "Dear Walter,
00:34:29 how are you?
00:34:33 Here I am at school
00:34:35 my nose to the court
00:34:42 Damn it, brother, I'm not going
00:34:50 Look like a damn
00:34:52 We're gardeners.
00:34:55 I bought you some clothes too.
00:35:03 Think how good all these vegetables
00:35:06 Peas, beans,
00:35:09 squash, tomatoes.
00:35:13 - Yeah.
00:35:17 - Beets.
00:35:23 And what about
00:35:25 - Potatoes.
00:35:27 Yeah.
00:35:31 Wait one damn
00:35:33 - What's this row here?
00:35:36 - Tomatoes?
00:35:39 That's lettuce, squash,
00:35:41 sweet potatoes,
00:35:45 - Bok Choy? What is that?
00:35:50 Hey, that row
00:35:52 Yeah, well,
00:35:53 All those seeds did look alike,
00:35:57 - Yeah, like corn.
00:35:59 that seed salesman
00:36:02 No, saw you coming.
00:36:03 Corn, corn, corn!
00:36:06 Nothing but corn.
00:36:10 Corn. Corn.
00:36:14 - By God, it's here!
00:36:18 We'll be right back.
00:37:07 Careful, kid.
00:37:11 Is this the McCann place?
00:37:17 King of the beasts.
00:37:36 You bought a lion?
00:37:39 Stand back, kid, you don't want
00:37:43 - What are you doing?
00:37:45 this is the best idea
00:37:47 This lion head will sure look good
00:37:51 What fireplace?
00:37:53 We'll buy one.
00:37:57 You're gonna shoot it?
00:37:58 Well, be seeing you.
00:38:03 He's in there, all right.
00:38:04 I don't think this is
00:38:06 Kid, at our age,
00:38:10 Walter, come here.
00:38:13 When I give the word,
00:38:22 Pull!
00:38:32 Hey.
00:38:35 Come on out of there.
00:38:36 Hey, you
00:38:40 Get your lion butt
00:38:43 Looks awful tame.
00:38:48 This lion's no good.
00:38:50 It's-
00:38:54 - It's alive, that's the main thing.
00:38:59 No, it wouldn't be sporting,
00:39:02 Looks kind of old...
00:39:04 worn-out looking.
00:39:06 Some kind of lion hunt
00:39:09 Perfect.
00:39:11 Some sick
00:39:15 So can I keep him?
00:39:20 I'll look after him and take care
00:39:23 I never had a pet
00:39:25 So kid, you want to take care of it,
00:39:29 Good.
00:39:39 That's some lion
00:39:41 That's some garden seeds
00:39:46 Don't worry, they're not as bad
00:39:50 I'll be right back
00:40:04 There.
00:40:12 You sure
00:40:15 She.
00:40:20 I named her Jasmine.
00:40:23 What did you just say?
00:40:31 It seemed like a good name-
00:40:48 I'm sorry it took
00:40:51 In 40 years, I never had
00:40:56 "Purina Lion Chow. "
00:40:59 I'll be!
00:41:01 If you wait a few minutes,
00:41:04 I got it.
00:41:08 Garth, pay the man.
00:41:10 Be careful.
00:41:13 Mr. McCann, those are bags
00:41:20 Take the other end.
00:41:22 Here we go.
00:41:35 If you two old ladies want
00:41:42 Hub!
00:42:02 Psst!
00:42:05 Psst!
00:42:07 Little boy!
00:42:09 You're with those
00:42:16 I know that they're
00:42:21 They're on the run
00:42:24 that they stole
00:42:46 Tell me more
00:42:47 about you and Uncle Hub
00:42:51 Why would a smart kid like you
00:42:56 What else
00:42:59 Where was I?
00:43:03 "No one, slave trader
00:43:07 had ever seen anything
00:43:10 who fought
00:43:12 Yeah right, right, right.
00:43:15 one of the women
00:43:18 was handmaiden
00:43:24 When she told her mistress
00:43:28 most of all, she told her about
00:43:35 "I must meet this man!"
00:43:42 One day, Hub was riding his horse
00:43:47 when out of nowhere,
00:43:54 But you know Hub- he wasn't
00:43:58 It became a race.
00:44:04 Most people say that Hub
00:44:10 But this other rider
00:44:13 as the race went
00:44:23 Then the two horses
00:44:26 The riders went flying
00:44:29 Hub leaped to his feet
00:44:32 or so he thought.
00:44:45 This was the princess,
00:44:48 the most beautiful woman
00:44:54 - Jasmine!
00:45:05 Many people say there's
00:45:08 it's something
00:45:11 but when these two set eyes
00:45:15 this was honest to god,
00:45:19 once in a lifetime,
00:45:21 love at first sight.
00:45:31 Wait a minute.
00:45:34 they would've been married
00:45:37 Aren't you getting ahead
00:45:41 - Okay, keep going.
00:45:44 things weren't easy
00:45:47 She was promised
00:45:49 a powerful sheik
00:45:56 He heard that Jasmine
00:45:59 so he threatened
00:46:02 and took Jasmine off
00:46:04 and locked her up
00:46:08 She told the other wives
00:46:13 than marry
00:46:15 She had a knife on her.
00:46:19 And when he came for her
00:46:21 she was going
00:46:24 What did
00:47:01 They got married,
00:47:05 The end.
00:47:10 But wait,
00:47:12 if they lived
00:47:13 then they got married, and she'd
00:47:17 Didn't they have kids?
00:47:19 Nurse?
00:47:23 I wish they'd tell us
00:47:30 Get out of my face!
00:47:32 Where'd you put my damn pants?
00:47:35 - You can't do that!
00:47:39 Who put me in here?
00:47:47 Hospitals-
00:47:49 How would you know? You're never
00:47:54 Hey, you missed
00:47:57 - I did not.
00:47:59 I wanna go this way.
00:48:11 Doctor,
00:48:15 Oh, I'm afraid
00:48:23 Well, he led
00:48:27 Where is the body?
00:48:29 No, he's gone- left.
00:48:33 Mr. McCann checked
00:48:35 Left?!
00:48:40 Brother,
00:48:42 someday you're gonna have
00:48:46 What the hell
00:48:49 All your life, you've never been
00:48:52 So what's eating
00:48:54 Getting old?
00:48:57 - Dying?
00:49:00 - What then?
00:49:03 When we were young
00:49:06 there was a point.
00:49:08 Now there's
00:49:10 So what do we do?
00:49:12 We outlived our time,
00:49:27 - Go get some beers.
00:49:30 Hey, old man,
00:49:33 how's that barbecue?
00:49:35 Give me some.
00:49:37 We're busy, boy.
00:49:43 What did you say?
00:49:44 Here's a perfect example
00:49:48 Since this boy was suckling on
00:49:50 he's been given
00:49:53 And now his idea
00:49:55 is to get together with
00:49:57 and ride around
00:49:59 too good natured
00:50:04 Hey, who do you
00:50:08 Just a dumb kid, Hub.
00:50:09 - Don't kill him.
00:50:14 I'm Hub McCann.
00:50:16 I fought in two World Wars
00:50:17 and countless smaller ones
00:50:19 I led thousands of men
00:50:21 from horses and swords
00:50:24 I've seen the headwaters
00:50:26 and tribes of natives no white man
00:50:29 I've won and lost
00:50:31 killed many men
00:50:33 and loved
00:50:35 with a passion
00:50:37 could never begin
00:50:39 That's who I am.
00:50:42 Now, go home, boy!
00:50:46 We'll show these
00:50:48 - Get out your knife.
00:50:53 Now, boys,
00:50:55 you're fixing to let
00:50:57 get you into a world
00:51:00 Damn it, Garth.
00:51:02 Hub, you just
00:51:04 Well, there's-
00:51:08 Yeah, but-
00:51:10 And then I'll let you fight
00:51:14 Yeah.
00:51:16 Now you!
00:51:19 'cause, son, you're gonna need
00:51:25 - Come on, Frankie!
00:51:26 Get him, Frankie, cut him!
00:51:31 Ahh!
00:51:33 Shoot, oldest trick
00:51:35 Okay, okay.
00:51:37 You hold it wrong, son.
00:51:40 You always
00:51:42 - Try it again.
00:51:44 Come on, Frankie,
00:51:45 - Cut him
00:51:47 - Get him, Frankie, cut him.
00:51:50 Frankie, come on!
00:51:56 - Stop, stop, ahh!
00:51:58 You three had better
00:52:14 Why aren't you
00:52:17 Hub always hogs the bad guys.
00:52:22 But there's
00:52:25 Three of them.
00:52:29 Go on, Hub!
00:52:34 Like this, kid?
00:52:36 - Couldn't you share?
00:52:38 After 40 years,
00:52:41 Ahhh!
00:52:43 Besides, right now, I figure
00:52:49 Go on, Hub!
00:52:51 This'll hold him though.
00:52:53 Please! Please!
00:53:10 They're not back yet, Daddy.
00:53:12 I'm sure with Hub
00:53:15 they're taking it slow
00:53:17 Yeah.
00:53:19 Oh, I hate this house.
00:53:21 When those two finally
00:53:23 I want you to burn this place
00:53:25 Hey, what's that?
00:53:28 Beats me.
00:53:30 - Let's tear it up!
00:53:42 What is it?
00:53:43 It's stuffed!
00:53:49 - Mom!
00:54:02 - He's alive!
00:54:05 I told you about
00:54:10 Hey, don't step on my shoes!
00:54:13 What have you done
00:54:15 Kid, get some meat.
00:54:18 Where's Uncle Hub?
00:54:22 Oh, Lord, there's
00:54:25 I wanna go home now.
00:54:28 You're in no shape
00:54:30 It was a fight. Uncle Hub won.
00:54:32 - Ahh!
00:54:35 - Shush.
00:54:37 Oh Jasmine!
00:54:40 I bet she's really hungry.
00:54:43 Here, here!
00:54:51 Here you go,
00:54:56 Jasmine?
00:55:02 - There really is a lion.
00:55:06 - It's locked up.
00:55:09 - It really tried to eat us.
00:55:12 - Get out of the way.
00:55:13 Come here,
00:55:15 Jasmine?
00:55:27 Jasmine? Jasmine?
00:55:30 Come on. Oh!
00:55:36 Eew, lion spit. No, stop.
00:55:39 Don't shoot,
00:55:42 Come on.
00:55:49 They're gone.
00:55:51 - We might be too late.
00:55:55 You stay. Stay.
00:56:09 Jasmine!
00:56:13 Stop, stop.
00:56:17 Attack him!
00:56:26 She's feeling
00:56:32 Get off of me!
00:56:36 We're leaving.
00:56:39 We are not coming back
00:56:44 Well, the lion stays.
00:56:48 All right, that's it.
00:56:51 Daddy! Come on!
00:56:52 Bye, Uncle Hub.
00:56:54 Shut up.
00:56:57 I need a drink bad.
00:56:59 You boys hungry?
00:57:02 - Wanna stay for supper?
00:57:05 Meat.
00:57:07 A lotta meat.
00:57:10 She won't come
00:57:12 This cornfield's the closest thing
00:57:16 She knows this is where
00:57:27 - I think she's happy.
00:57:34 What about you?
00:57:50 What's he saying to them?
00:57:53 He's giving them his
00:57:55 about being a man" speech.
00:57:58 A lot of men have heard
00:58:01 A lot of men.
00:58:05 - Will he give that speech to me?
00:58:08 Assuming he's still around,
00:58:16 Hey, you didn't finish that story
00:58:19 You don't believe
00:58:20 It's a good story.
00:58:24 Well, after he
00:58:28 several years passed,
00:58:34 Never were two people
00:58:37 so in love.
00:58:39 It was perfect.
00:58:43 Except for one thing.
00:58:45 - The sheik.
00:58:49 He hated Hub
00:58:52 so he put a price
00:58:54 10,000 pieces of gold-
00:58:59 Assassins came
00:59:16 Come on!
00:59:18 He and Jasmine had
00:59:20 every minute
00:59:44 Hub knew he and Jasmine
00:59:47 that sooner or later
00:59:53 There was only
01:00:00 So one day an assassin led Hub,
01:00:05 into the sheik's
01:00:07 to claim his 10,000
01:00:09 What?!
01:00:13 They gave the assassin
01:00:16 as the sheik
01:00:18 down to the notorious
01:00:27 What kind of greedy, no-good scum
01:00:32 Well, I would.
01:00:40 Ah, it was a trick.
01:00:42 Yeah, it was a trick.
01:00:52 In the dungeon,
01:01:04 and single-handedly
01:01:07 and freed Hub
01:01:10 a single gold coin.
01:01:17 Wait a minute,
01:01:20 You saved Uncle Hub,
01:01:22 all this time carrying
01:01:26 You don't believe I killed
01:01:32 Well, Hub might've helped
01:01:53 - Uh-oh.
01:01:57 We fought against
01:01:59 And when it was over,
01:02:01 Each one knew what the other
01:02:09 High in his opulent
01:02:12 the sheik slept.
01:02:16 He awoke with Hub's sword
01:02:20 The sheik was terrified,
01:02:23 but Hub
01:02:33 "Defend yourself!"
01:02:35 And he threw
01:03:06 The sheik knew that he would
01:03:10 without even the right
01:03:24 But Hub just said,
01:03:26 "Twice I have held
01:03:31 and twice I have
01:03:34 The next time... "
01:03:37 ...your life is mine.
01:03:49 And from that moment on,
01:03:50 the assassination attempts
01:03:53 Some say it was
01:03:56 was afraid that Hub
01:04:00 Others said because Hub
01:04:04 the sheik did the honorable thing
01:04:11 Personally,
01:04:14 the sheik was so damn busy once they
01:04:17 He became one of the five
01:04:22 What?! The bad guy
01:04:27 What the heck kind
01:04:28 I just told it
01:04:31 - Bye.
01:04:35 So that's how you got
01:04:37 - The gold from the sheik?
01:04:39 Yeah.
01:04:44 Those young men'll
01:04:46 - Will you?
01:04:51 I feel old and worn out.
01:04:54 - You've been busy.
01:04:56 Terrorizing doctors
01:04:59 beating up teenagers,
01:05:03 you've had a full day.
01:05:07 Lucky those boys don't know
01:05:12 Won't be long till the kid here
01:05:17 Won't be long till I'll be
01:05:20 Useless!
01:05:22 You'll feel better in a day
01:05:27 Yeah, well...
01:05:29 I'm going to bed.
01:05:49 So...
01:05:51 you finally gonna tell me
01:05:54 - Nope.
01:05:55 You wanna know
01:05:58 you're gonna have
01:06:00 Ask Uncle Hub?
01:06:02 Are you crazy?
01:06:05 I'm tired of doing
01:06:08 If you wanna hear
01:06:10 you're gonna
01:06:41 - Hub?
01:06:43 - An airplane?
01:06:46 You always said you'd never set foot
01:06:49 You don't trust them
01:06:52 They're dangerous, all right,
01:06:54 You got a book of instructions
01:06:57 Yeah, right here.
01:06:58 You don't know
01:07:01 Well, I'm gonna learn,
01:07:04 Aha!
01:07:07 "To climb,
01:07:09 to descend, push forward
01:07:11 I'll have this thing up
01:07:14 Whoo! Damn.
01:07:26 Maybe it's
01:07:28 Maybe he doesn't really
01:07:32 you know,
01:07:37 You think so?
01:07:45 You ask him yet?
01:07:48 About Jasmine?
01:07:54 You'd better
01:08:58 What the hell?
01:09:00 It's the middle
01:09:03 What's the matter?
01:09:05 You got something
01:09:08 Spit it out.
01:09:13 What happened to her,
01:09:19 What happened
01:09:35 I have to know.
01:09:43 She died.
01:09:46 Died in childbirth.
01:10:00 What did you do?
01:10:05 Went back to the only life
01:10:29 For the next 40 years, there was
01:10:34 Then I got old
01:10:40 Here I am.
01:10:44 Here I am.
01:10:46 You cold, son?
01:10:49 You'd better-
01:10:51 You'd better-
01:10:56 Good boy, thank you.
01:10:59 Those stories about Africa...
01:11:03 about you...
01:11:06 they're true,
01:11:10 - Doesn't matter.
01:11:14 Around my mom all I hear is lies.
01:11:18 If you want to believe in something,
01:11:20 Just because something isn't true,
01:11:26 All right.
01:11:28 There's a long speech
01:11:30 Sounds like you need
01:11:32 Just a piece.
01:11:34 Sometimes the things
01:11:39 are the things that a man needs
01:11:44 That people are
01:11:47 That honor...
01:11:49 courage and virtue
01:11:53 That power and money,
01:11:58 That good always triumphs
01:12:02 And I want you
01:12:11 true love never dies.
01:12:18 You remember that.
01:12:20 Doesn't matter if it's
01:12:23 a man should believe
01:12:27 those are the things
01:12:32 Got that?
01:12:35 That was a good speech.
01:12:37 Think so? Thanks.
01:12:40 Yeah...
01:12:43 When are you gonna give me
01:12:47 When you're almost a man.
01:12:49 - You promise?
01:12:52 I can't be a good man until you give me
01:12:56 You need to stick around until I'm
01:12:59 - I see what you're trying to pull.
01:13:02 - until I'm old enough-
01:13:04 No! I want you
01:13:06 You won't be
01:13:09 You're my uncle. I need you to stick
01:13:15 What about Uncle Garth?
01:13:18 He needs you.
01:13:20 W- what about the dogs
01:13:23 and the lion?
01:13:26 - No, you're just being silly.
01:13:28 - You're being silly.
01:13:33 I know you miss Jasmine
01:13:38 But if you go,
01:13:41 we'll miss you
01:13:46 It's true.
01:13:55 All right, damn it,
01:13:57 I'll stick around
01:14:00 Don't expect me
01:14:08 All right? Deal?
01:14:12 Oh-hh!
01:14:16 Ohh, ohh.
01:14:19 You're a good boy.
01:14:24 You're a good boy.
01:15:08 Walter, Walter!
01:15:10 Get ready. Walter!
01:17:38 This money
01:18:14 Try to help you
01:18:17 I can't do it
01:18:23 Try to help you
01:18:26 I can't do it
01:18:36 Oh, honey,
01:18:39 No!
01:18:41 - Whoop!
01:18:43 Shh, quiet!
01:18:48 - Mom!
01:18:53 Walter, Walter,
01:18:56 I've heard a lot
01:18:58 Your uncles
01:19:00 Best not
01:19:02 Shh, come on.
01:19:05 You got so big.
01:19:11 So Stan here
01:19:15 A real private eye
01:19:18 - Wow, really?
01:19:20 You wanna see my badge?
01:19:22 Stan works in Las Vegas.
01:19:28 - What about court reporting school?
01:19:31 Stan wants me to stay home
01:19:34 Won't that be wonderful?
01:19:37 I bet you found out where
01:19:45 Why do you want to know?
01:19:47 Walt, your uncles
01:19:50 of two bank robbers
01:19:53 - No, you're wrong.
01:19:55 I got copies of the reports
01:19:57 It's them, honey.
01:20:00 They used shotguns.
01:20:03 They stole all that money.
01:20:06 innocent people.
01:20:07 No, not them.
01:20:11 Stan knows what he's
01:20:13 What about Jasmine?
01:20:15 She and Uncle Hub
01:20:17 - I have her picture.
01:20:20 the woman who was driving
01:20:23 - Oh, right.
01:20:26 she was wounded.
01:20:28 And they just
01:20:32 and left her for dead.
01:20:37 I know this hurts, son.
01:20:41 But they're criminals,
01:20:44 My poor baby!
01:20:47 Oh, in the arms
01:20:50 We came just as soon
01:20:53 We've come
01:20:55 Now, I want you to tell Stan
01:20:57 then we'll
01:21:03 Why do you need to know
01:21:05 Look at me, son.
01:21:08 Because it doesn't
01:21:10 It's stolen.
01:21:13 Why, it's probably hidden
01:21:17 Close by?
01:21:22 I'll tell you what, why don't we
01:21:25 Show us around the place.
01:21:27 Let's go.
01:21:33 Well, Walt, your mother
01:21:37 Don't have enough money
01:21:39 We could always turn your uncles in
01:21:43 but they'd go to jail.
01:21:44 Since all that money's
01:21:46 we got a right to it
01:21:48 We'll have a nice family
01:21:50 Isn't it wonderful, Walter?
01:21:54 So where is it?
01:21:56 They're old, they're gonna
01:21:58 You want Uncle Sam to end up
01:22:00 Just tell us.
01:22:11 Hub and Garth didn't rob any banks.
01:22:15 Africa!
01:22:17 Really! They were shanghaied
01:22:20 and had adventures for 40 years.
01:22:23 Come on, pal.
01:22:25 - Sure, I do!
01:22:28 Here Stan's got actual evidence
01:22:34 Yes. Yes, I do.
01:22:38 Mae, you should go wait
01:22:40 We're gonna have a little chat,
01:22:43 Why don't we talk in the barn?
01:22:57 Come on!
01:23:00 Getting warmer? Huh?
01:23:04 No, let go!
01:23:09 Let's you and me
01:23:11 We can be friends
01:23:14 I've had a run
01:23:16 I know some bad people who want
01:23:19 I need that money
01:23:23 I'll be damned if some snot-nosed kid
01:23:27 So what's
01:23:29 Friends or enemies?
01:23:41 Defend yourself.
01:23:43 Huh?
01:23:58 Where is it?!
01:24:01 Where's the money?
01:24:05 Where is it?
01:24:09 Tell me where it is!
01:24:13 Tell me where it is!
01:24:15 Where is it?!
01:24:28 I heard some noise.
01:24:31 Oh God!
01:24:35 Jasmine?
01:24:40 Oh my goodness!
01:24:45 It's dead.
01:24:47 Oh my God, he's dead!
01:24:50 No, he'll live.
01:24:52 Oh!
01:24:53 We have to get him to the hospital.
01:24:56 - I can't, I can't!
01:24:58 - Get it, get it!
01:25:01 - Let's get this lion off him.
01:25:07 This man's
01:25:09 A lotta damn stitches.
01:25:11 What happened to her?
01:25:13 It looks like her heart gave out
01:25:17 - Yeah.
01:25:22 Look-
01:25:25 I think she's smiling.
01:25:27 Yeah.
01:25:33 She died with her boots on,
01:25:35 Protecting her cub.
01:25:44 She was a real lion,
01:25:47 There at the end.
01:25:50 Sure.
01:25:51 A real jungle lion.
01:25:56 A real Africa lion.
01:26:23 You finished packing?
01:26:29 Your momma's gonna be back
01:26:32 You can wait for her
01:26:55 Stay right here.
01:26:57 Don't you move
01:27:03 So you all packed?
01:27:08 Don't be fresh.
01:27:11 - Upstairs in my room.
01:27:24 Howdy, Stan.
01:27:29 You know,
01:27:32 Lucky that lion got to you
01:27:37 I wonder what your uncles
01:27:41 Probably their "What every boy needs
01:27:45 Well, I'm glad to see
01:27:49 So you all set?
01:27:54 Let's go.
01:27:56 To make a long story short, Stan,
01:28:01 or we can be enemies.
01:28:07 Well, boys, I hope Walter
01:28:10 - We managed.
01:28:13 A man like that's got
01:28:16 Well, of course not.
01:28:20 I'm gonna drop him off
01:28:34 I- I'll be back
01:28:38 rest of that speech if...
01:28:42 I'll be here.
01:28:52 Good boy.
01:29:00 Thanks for the s-stories
01:29:02 and everything.
01:29:05 it meant an-
01:29:08 an awful, awful lot.
01:29:13 I'm glad.
01:29:30 Well, come on, honey.
01:30:09 Damn.
01:30:11 She doesn't deserve
01:30:14 Maybe we should
01:30:16 No judge is gonna take a child
01:30:19 and give it to two old
01:30:21 Maybe she'll sell him to us.
01:30:25 Hub...
01:30:26 there's nothing we can do.
01:31:06 So where are we going?
01:31:08 I told you, Las Vegas.
01:31:11 I mean after.
01:31:15 Well, honey, Stan's gonna need
01:31:33 Walter!
01:31:36 What are you doing?!
01:31:40 Oh my God!
01:31:48 Walter! Walter!
01:31:52 Walter, stop!
01:31:55 Stop right there!
01:31:58 What's gotten into you?
01:32:01 Oh, honey, are you all right?
01:32:06 You're still marrying him
01:32:09 Oh, he's not so bad.
01:32:11 A little rough around the edges,
01:32:13 Mom!
01:32:17 He says he loves me.
01:32:19 - Has he hit you yet?
01:32:25 You always think a new boyfriend
01:32:28 but you always pick losers,
01:32:33 Walter, I had no choice.
01:32:40 Maybe you don't.
01:32:44 What?
01:32:50 - Mom?
01:32:58 Do something for me.
01:33:01 For once.
01:33:06 Do something
01:33:09 Okay?
01:33:53 Salesmen ought to be here
01:33:57 - Whoop-de-doo.
01:34:09 Lookie yonder.
01:34:48 Okay,
01:34:50 there's gonna be
01:34:52 Conditions?
01:34:55 One, you two
01:34:57 until I'm through
01:35:00 preferably college.
01:35:01 You both
01:35:03 PTA, Boy Scouts,
01:35:06 the works.
01:35:08 Sounds like we don't have
01:35:11 Two, you both gotta take
01:35:15 More vegetables, less meat.
01:35:18 I wonder if traveling salesmen
01:35:22 And three,
01:35:24 no more
01:35:26 No fighting teenagers,
01:35:29 Now wait one minute-
01:35:30 At least till I'm through
01:35:32 - Maybe longer.
01:35:34 Old age?
01:35:44 Well...
01:35:49 welcome home.
01:36:35 - Hello?
01:36:38 - Yes?
01:36:40 I'm afraid I have
01:36:43 It's about
01:36:45 I'm sorry,
01:36:48 There was an accident...
01:36:51 and it's a blessing
01:36:54 It's a blessing too,
01:36:58 You understand.
01:37:00 I'm over here
01:37:03 You need to come on
01:37:05 You need to see this
01:38:13 - Walter?
01:38:16 All right.
01:38:24 Best I can figure,
01:38:26 through that barn
01:38:32 Had a bunch of reporters
01:38:36 I guess any time a biplane...
01:38:39 from the First World War
01:38:42 being flown by two
01:38:44 neither one of them
01:38:47 well...
01:38:50 well, they had a good long run,
01:38:53 They went out
01:39:00 Here.
01:39:12 "The kid gets it all.
01:39:16 Just plant us
01:39:20 with the stupid lion. "
01:39:40 Hey!
01:39:42 We've got some company.
01:40:08 This is it.
01:40:10 This is where
01:40:13 It's okay.
01:40:15 Come here.
01:40:19 Look at this.
01:40:22 Forgive me.
01:40:24 We were in Houston when we heard
01:40:27 and, well,
01:40:31 When I was a boy,
01:40:34 - Your grandfather?
01:40:37 He used to love to tell me
01:40:41 Amazing, unbelievable stories
01:40:45 Hub and Garth McCann,
01:40:47 the most valiant
01:40:50 He called them his
01:40:54 "The only men who ever
01:40:57 Wait, so you-
01:41:00 you knew these two men?
01:41:03 They- they raised me.
01:41:06 It's an honor.
01:41:09 - Nice to meet you.
01:41:12 Wow.
01:41:16 Aha.
01:41:18 I see they spent
01:41:20 Yeah.
01:41:25 Well, there was this one
01:41:30 So...
01:41:32 the two men from great
01:41:35 they really lived?
01:41:39 Yeah...
01:41:42 they really lived.
01:42:33 I'm a rolling stone
01:42:38 Rolling stone
01:42:41 I'm a rolling stone
01:42:45 I long to be
01:42:48 Well, say, are you
01:42:52 That's what
01:42:56 'Cause if we're both
01:42:59 Let's bundle up
01:43:34 They say a rolling stone
01:43:38 As long as
01:43:41 Oh, but I don't care
01:43:45 If it's in
01:43:48 I've got a little girl
01:43:52 Her name is
01:43:56 And I'll never be happy
01:43:59 Out on those