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Serko
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So I went berserk for we were about to die. |
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I, Emile Fragonard, |
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the most famous illusionist in Paris, |
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who've just dazzled the Emperor of China, |
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I tell them to go to hell. |
| 00:00:52 |
Our boatmen invoke Heaven |
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They begged me to pay them first. |
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"You'll get paid when we get there!" |
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The sea is choppy, the wind is gusty, |
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we're going to drown. |
| 00:01:04 |
So I dive into the water and with my arms, |
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I pull the raft to the opposite ahore. |
| 00:01:10 |
I set foot in Russia and I'm soaked. |
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I've lost my costume, |
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Paris' famous tailor. |
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We didn't know then, |
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that upon landing in beautifuI Amuria, |
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I could hear at the same time |
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Young Muktan is getting married. |
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Tradition dictates that |
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he offer his betrothed a bear's fur. |
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But the bear, as you can imagine, |
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So the shaman invokes the Spirits |
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You can't hunt without the Tsar's Cossacks, |
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what with the fax on fur. |
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So Lt Pechkov and his sons join |
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The younger one is a nice fellow. |
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I'll be meeting him very far from here, |
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Oh Lord! I beg you Lord! |
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I know that I am not alone on earth. |
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That you have other things to do. |
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But can you spare some time for me? |
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I beg you! |
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I beg you Lord! |
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What happened? |
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He got scared, didn't he? |
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What the hell has that idiot done? |
| 00:04:18 |
Where the hell's that yellow-belly? |
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What are you laughing at? |
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Let this coward stay here! Let's go! |
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We'll get that goddamn animaI! |
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And no later than tomorrow! |
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And, Oh, will I enjoy eating his balls! |
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Move on! |
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The father won't take his cowardly |
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"Let him chop wood?" |
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The yellow-belly's name is Dimitri, |
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and his fate will soon be changed |
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by a chain of inevtable events. |
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Which proves that destiny |
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Where's that scumbag, Nikolai Pechkov? |
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The lieutenant on a mission, |
| 00:05:58 |
What mission? Don't make me laugh. |
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We saw a bear threatening some men. |
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It's very dangerour |
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I'd like to know how much |
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that shyster gets for his furs. |
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Enough to fill his mouth |
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My husband in an honest man. |
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He enforces the laws of the Tsar. |
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The tax on furs is a great burden |
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He is an honourable man. |
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Enough with the bull! |
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These men have come from the city |
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I need your husband |
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Go find him, and be quick about it! |
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He won't be back before nightfall! |
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My Dimitri will take your friends. |
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He speaks the language. |
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He'll help you handle your transaction. |
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I'll take you there. |
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What are they up to? |
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Stay out to it! |
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His ImperiaI Majesty wishes, |
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to build a railway |
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from one end to the other. |
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A glorious challenge whose completion |
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will add to the magnificenec of our Empire |
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and to the happiness of each one of us. |
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These gentlemen can vouch for me. |
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The Tsar has entrusted us |
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of feeding the thousands of worders, |
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who will be working on the building site. |
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We will establish travelling kitchens, |
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that will move along with the workers. |
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Our first plan indicates that we'll need |
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Hence the order from on high to use, |
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your little, pretty much good for nothing, |
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Excuse me, Mister Bouvarine, |
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but you know better than anyone |
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that our Tsar gave them the privilege |
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of breeding horses for riding. |
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We are all the Tsar's subjects! |
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And when His Majesty |
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it's always meant as an order! |
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How much do we offer for the horses? |
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Three sacks of flour for the herd. |
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He says their horses are not for sale. |
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Three sacks of flour is our finaI offer! |
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No need to translate! We understood. |
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Bunch of fools! |
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Stop! This is enough! |
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Hey, you what're you doing? |
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Leave our horses alone! |
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"Why kill our horses?", |
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Yes, why? |
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To scare these poor people out of rebelling. |
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The sky suddenly collapses |
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as if in empathy with the unforunate Evenks. |
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Murderers! Murderers! |
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Muktan's killers will be tried and punished. |
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My father promises you! |
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Your father has not yet spoken! |
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I understand your pain, Isingu, |
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But these men are not from around here, |
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Those men came here like dermons, |
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Be quiet! |
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For as long as his killer's |
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my son's spirit will never be in peace. |
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Every night, he will return |
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and his spirit will never rest. |
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It's up to me to avenge his death, |
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but I can only do so according |
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You might speak our language, |
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but your heart belongs to those sevils. |
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So stay with those devils, you three! |
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His assassins will be tried, |
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Father, I gave my wife my word, |
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Well, you shouldn't have. |
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The only alliegiance that counts |
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Muktan is also my wife's brother. |
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When I married her, |
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Let me give some good advice. |
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There is only one law, |
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The only law that counts |
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And the fittest is the high-ranked fellow, |
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who decided to requisitiong these horses |
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Without their horses, |
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Remember that they signed |
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And that's why we Cossacks |
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Think the Tsar's nothing better to do? |
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And how would you get there? |
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Saint Petersburg is over 6,000 miles away! |
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Do you mean to ride |
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If it's the only way to be heard. |
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You idiot! |
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Your wife is carrying your second son. |
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And you want to ride off to certain death? |
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You look more like your father |
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How old were you when I was born? |
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17. |
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Although I'm 18 my father still despises me. |
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Blagoveschensk. |
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BaikaI. Irkutsk. |
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Tomsk. Omsk. |
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Perm. |
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Moscow. |
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Saint-Petersburg. |
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It's almost straight on. |
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As Dimitri's horse is a nag unable |
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Dimitri saddles Muktan's horse at dawn. |
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Luckily, the horse would love to help |
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So goes fate in a fortunate |
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Keep still! Look how beautifuI it is! |
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Let's go this way. |
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There's a hare. Go right ahead! |
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Stop! |
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You horse, |
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will never know how good this is. |
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Look, Muktan would call you "my horse. " |
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What kind of a name is that? |
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It's like calling your dog, "dog. " |
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You've got such a beautifuI grey coat, |
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that I'm going to call you "Grey Horse. " |
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"Serko. " |
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How rude of you! |
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Don't you like your name. Serko? |
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You see. Serko, the onlly difference |
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is that all the creatures born on |
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but man is the only one to look |
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and wonder at the moon and the stars. |
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You're right, we men shouid |
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What does he want from us? |
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We haven't done anything wrong, |
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Haven't come to bother the locals. |
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We're good guys! We're not bad guys. |
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We don't want to kill or rob anyone! |
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Serko, get a hold of yourself |
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Fear is for little creatures |
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or a Cossack like me! |
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Move on! |
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Go right ahead! |
| 00:21:54 |
Who are you? |
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A traveller. |
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What're you doing here? |
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I mean you no harm, |
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Believe me, Iswear to you. |
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On all of the Saints If Hoty Russia! |
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Then why are you aiming |
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My horse, he's fallen. |
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Will you help me? |
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No snowflake, |
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Looks like we came at just the right time! |
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You sure are nalve, you trust men too much. |
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How do you know, |
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You know that we don't like |
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Get up, get up, Serko. Hear me? |
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Get up! Get up! |
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Get up! Serko. |
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Get up! |
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Serko. |
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Well done! Go ahead, get up! Well done! |
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I'll get you out of here. |
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You fell, sweetie pie. |
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Thank you, old Tunguz. |
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You've been helpfuI. |
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This is for you. It's made of silver. |
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It's a talisman. |
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It will keep eviI spirits a way. |
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Don't thank me, I was glad I could help. |
| 00:25:00 |
How can I tell of the winds, |
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of the extreme cold making |
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By telling you that it's such a cold, |
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that you become impervious, |
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to the insidious death slowly |
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Inexorably. |
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But if on the next day, as if by magic, |
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life has overcome death, |
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Prince Mangi, |
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You fiy away on your horse, |
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Everyone admired you. |
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who, on seeing you always together, |
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Why are you always on your horse |
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Can it be that you love |
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Who are you? |
| 00:26:31 |
Semzhid. My name is Semzhid. |
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Stay still. |
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The bearI It's right there! |
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You're a great hunter! |
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You've been very brave, |
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Go back to sleep. |
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This too? I'll do it. |
| 00:28:44 |
This is for you. |
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You're like my motherI, |
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Cossack, I see you're getting better. |
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I'm glad, You are at home here. |
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Is my daughter taking good care of you? |
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Yes, Thanks to her, I feeI alive again. |
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My thanks to you all. |
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You are a great and brave hunter. |
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You confronted and killed |
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You've earned our respect, Cossack! |
| 00:29:23 |
How can I thank you? |
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By being my guest for as long |
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Most honourable host, I'm on a mission. |
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I'm in a hurry, I must leave, |
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of the terrible fate tgat's befallen |
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Cossack, You can't leave just like that! |
| 00:29:40 |
You will offend the whole tribe, |
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But I have to leave... |
| 00:30:12 |
Cossack, I'll sing so that your horse takes |
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You horse is the most beautifuI of all, |
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I've never seen one so beautifuI before, |
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He said it right... |
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Your horse is the gentiest, |
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He sheds tears, |
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when you're sad... |
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He is the gentlest no doubt... |
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He's so gracefuI, |
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that he flies over mountains, |
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and gallops away to the clouds, |
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and takes you where |
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His horse is the most beautifuI of all, |
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I've never seen one so beautifuI before, |
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in heaven or on earth, |
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in the stars or on the sun. |
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He said it right... |
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Sorry... |
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But my stomach would've torn |
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61 days of travelling without |
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Let anyone who has never been hungry |
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61 days I've been riding, without a meaI. |
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So I swallowed whatever I could find. |
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Grass, like my horse. |
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Rats sometimes! |
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And even my horse's dung once. |
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I'll find the Tsar. |
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Even if he's at the other end of the earth, |
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Or on the other side of the moon. |
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And what will you say to your Tsar? |
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I'll tell him that those men, |
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can't exterminate our fine littie horses. |
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If they disappear from our land, |
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Without our Amursky horses, |
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The Cossacks must obey the Tsar. |
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I swore to the icons like my father, |
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but the Tsar must obey God, |
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and God created these horses, |
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The Tsar must hear me, I'II let him know. |
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I'll find the Tsar even, |
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Why are you always riding your horse |
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Why do you love your horse more than me? |
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One night, the betrothed avenged |
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stabbing it with a knife. |
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Mangi you spent your life |
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running your hans through hismane. |
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Soflly, slowly, languidiy... |
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over and over till the hairs |
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We'll need a lot of strength, Serko... |
| 00:34:52 |
See that, that's Venus, or Jupiter, |
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but I do know it's over there |
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Don't be frightened... |
| 00:35:56 |
But I'm not afraid. |
| 00:35:58 |
I am here to serve you... |
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Would you like anything before sleeping? |
| 00:36:11 |
I just need some sleep. |
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A good night's sleep to be in shape |
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Good night, Semzhid... |
| 00:36:31 |
What are you up to? |
| 00:36:32 |
Just give in, big bear! |
| 00:39:30 |
Eat Serko, eat. |
| 00:39:44 |
That's all we've got loft. |
| 00:39:52 |
There you go, eat something. |
| 00:40:47 |
Who are you? |
| 00:40:52 |
Can you hear me? |
| 00:40:55 |
Where are you from? |
| 00:40:59 |
What have you done to end up like this? |
| 00:41:03 |
Can you hear me? |
| 00:41:04 |
We're nobody anymore, Nobody... |
| 00:41:06 |
Only beasts to the slaughter! |
| 00:41:10 |
Get away from us, we're bas luck! |
| 00:41:13 |
I'm going to see the Tsar, |
| 00:41:16 |
You can't treat men like this! |
| 00:41:19 |
The Tasr will know about it! I swear! |
| 00:41:22 |
We don't mean anything to him anymore, |
| 00:41:28 |
Not even to Him, up there! |
| 00:41:31 |
I can't understand a word you're saying! |
| 00:41:32 |
You idiot! The Tsar! |
| 00:41:34 |
And God above, who has forsaken us! |
| 00:41:37 |
God still exists for me, |
| 00:41:41 |
Shut up! You mangy mutts. |
| 00:41:45 |
Hey Cossack, are you the one |
| 00:41:48 |
Where did you get that uniform? |
| 00:41:51 |
Come over here a minute, |
| 00:41:54 |
I'm on a mission, |
| 00:41:56 |
I am Cossack Dimitri Nidolayevich. |
| 00:41:58 |
Yourgest son of Sotnik Nikolai Pechkov. |
| 00:42:00 |
I'm under ColoneI Korsakoff, |
| 00:42:05 |
I'm on my way to see th Tsar. |
| 00:42:06 |
Your mission order! |
| 00:42:10 |
By ImperiaI order, Officer. |
| 00:42:12 |
Get the hell out of here, |
| 00:42:19 |
Send a message to my fater that I'm alive, |
| 00:42:29 |
Hey, you, What are you doing? |
| 00:42:33 |
That's my horse! |
| 00:42:34 |
Yeah, well keep your midget horse. |
| 00:42:36 |
Is he an albino or what? |
| 00:42:41 |
And you just let him get away wiht it. |
| 00:43:13 |
Peince, my son is a simpleton. |
| 00:43:15 |
He has no idea what he's doing! |
| 00:43:17 |
I'm just glad he's still alive, |
| 00:43:19 |
as you've told my he |
| 00:43:22 |
Sotnik Nikolai Pechkov. |
| 00:43:25 |
A Cossack who requests |
| 00:43:29 |
without asking his Govenor's permission, |
| 00:43:34 |
Better be sincere than strong, |
| 00:43:35 |
better be honest than brutaI, |
| 00:43:39 |
These were your principies. |
| 00:43:41 |
Prince, that my sons swore |
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I know, I know, Your son made it to BaikaI. |
| 00:43:50 |
He could have gone missing |
| 00:43:51 |
No one would have mourned his passing. |
| 00:43:54 |
Yes, mister Bouvarine! |
| 00:43:56 |
His mother, She would have died of grief, |
| 00:44:00 |
Prince, how can that yellow belly |
| 00:44:05 |
If the fooI goes about saying |
| 00:44:09 |
doesn't do what he's supposed to do |
| 00:44:13 |
he'll be advancing even faster! |
| 00:44:14 |
I swear upon my wife, |
| 00:44:15 |
my son Boris and my future grandchildren, |
| 00:44:21 |
My son's pure-hearted. |
| 00:44:23 |
Pray God steps him and this |
| 00:44:27 |
He has no traveI documents and our Prince |
| 00:44:34 |
I'll have to jusge him accordingly. |
| 00:44:39 |
Don't do that Prince. He a simple souI. |
| 00:44:41 |
I beg you. |
| 00:44:42 |
He put it in his head |
| 00:44:44 |
If he keeps acting like an idilt, your familt |
| 00:44:50 |
Prince, how can my son, |
| 00:44:51 |
who never left our vitlage, |
| 00:44:56 |
He'll soon realise he's been foolish |
| 00:45:03 |
Mister... |
| 00:45:08 |
Vladimir Sergueivitch Bouvarine. |
| 00:45:14 |
Mister Vladimir Sergueivitch Bouvarine, |
| 00:45:23 |
Yes. Under your orders, Prince. |
| 00:45:31 |
You're damn right, nothing but a jerk. |
| 00:45:35 |
And one who will soon make you rich, Prince. |
| 00:45:47 |
Today we'll take 1,000 steps. |
| 00:00:05 |
Serko, I'm tired, Totally worn out. |
| 00:01:31 |
I'll get some rest, ok? |
| 00:02:37 |
Shh! Smelied anything again? |
| 00:04:36 |
Shit! |
| 00:05:53 |
Sorry, my friend but you'll |
| 00:05:56 |
What do you know? |
| 00:06:00 |
Who are you? |
| 00:06:03 |
Sorry, I didn't think that. |
| 00:06:06 |
I'm no thief, mister Chinaman? |
| 00:06:08 |
I swear, I swear on my horse! |
| 00:06:11 |
This is good liquor, |
| 00:06:15 |
That doesn't tell me who you are. |
| 00:06:19 |
You speak Russian? |
| 00:06:22 |
I'm Sotnik Rechkov's youngest son. |
| 00:06:26 |
My family lives on the banks of the Amur. |
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I must speak to the Tsar. |
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Our little horses are in danger. |
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I must avenge Muktan's death! |
| 00:06:35 |
I'll see the Tasr, I swear! |
| 00:06:37 |
I can see that you wouldn't hurt a fly. |
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I'm like my father, a humble yet |
| 00:06:45 |
I'd rather be sincere than, |
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Then you con't leave me like this. |
| 00:06:53 |
Wolves have begun to eat my feet. |
| 00:06:55 |
They'll come kill me a second time! |
| 00:06:57 |
So you're not dead? |
| 00:06:59 |
Alive, dead. |
| 00:07:04 |
What's the difference? |
| 00:07:06 |
But I won't join my wife in the other |
| 00:07:11 |
What can I do for you, old Chinaman? |
| 00:07:49 |
You're nuts! It's cold as hell out there! |
| 00:07:53 |
You can't dig a hole in the ground |
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I can't bury you, and the lake is frozen. |
| 00:09:30 |
Good people of Irkutsk, |
| 00:09:31 |
noble gentlemen, beautifuI women, |
| 00:09:36 |
for tonight you will at last put |
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the great, the very great. |
| 00:09:43 |
The immense Fragonard of Paris, |
| 00:09:45 |
the Tsar of the Grands Boulevards, |
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Two years ago, I was in America. |
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New York, Chicago, San Francisco. |
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The great and the small, |
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were captivated by my mastery |
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Even the Ottawas from America'a |
| 00:10:07 |
Last year I was in China, |
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prisoner of the adoration |
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and of the Mandarin women. |
| 00:10:15 |
As pretty as pictrues |
| 00:10:19 |
In a single bound I crose the sea, |
| 00:10:21 |
and find myself in the land |
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Fapan, the Fuji Yama, |
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Tokyo, where the Emperor commands |
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A celebration, what am I saying? |
| 00:10:34 |
A month of delights whose climax |
| 00:10:39 |
I gave for the Son of Heaven. |
| 00:10:48 |
But let us gloss over my triumphs, |
| 00:10:52 |
since you're chomping at the bit. |
| 00:10:55 |
So here I am, packing up my crew, |
| 00:10:59 |
bidding farewell to Fuji Yama, |
| 00:11:02 |
and flying off to EternaI Russia! |
| 00:11:06 |
Rivers, mountains, the steppe, |
| 00:11:08 |
nothing can stop us, Nothing? |
| 00:11:14 |
Nothing! |
| 00:11:23 |
Move on! |
| 00:11:36 |
You damn animaI! |
| 00:11:38 |
Can't you walk straight? |
| 00:11:42 |
You only think about eating! |
| 00:11:45 |
I'm hungry too! I'm tired too! |
| 00:11:47 |
I want meat! Or else I'll die! |
| 00:11:53 |
You get me? |
| 00:12:23 |
Sorry, Serko, Sorry, old friend. |
| 00:12:38 |
I'm so tired, I'm hungry. |
| 00:12:44 |
I'm hungry. |
| 00:12:49 |
I'm so tired. |
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I dont' know where to go. |
| 00:12:58 |
I can't take it anymore! |
| 00:15:16 |
Shh! What is it now? |
| 00:15:25 |
How great it is. |
| 00:15:44 |
Let's go. |
| 00:15:51 |
How hard can it be to cateh a nag? |
| 00:15:55 |
- How hard can it be to cateh a nag? |
| 00:16:00 |
it's not the first one we've seen! |
| 00:16:04 |
- Let's go. |
| 00:16:15 |
- Come on, Look! |
| 00:16:18 |
You damn animaI! |
| 00:16:20 |
Can't you walk straight? |
| 00:16:24 |
Move on! |
| 00:16:26 |
You're just a horse. |
| 00:16:28 |
Go ahead. |
| 00:16:30 |
Move on! |
| 00:16:33 |
Look at that! |
| 00:16:35 |
Fragonard. |
| 00:16:38 |
Look what the Great Fragonard |
| 00:16:42 |
- baby Jesus in person! |
| 00:16:45 |
- We could use your help! |
| 00:16:50 |
Hey! Come on! |
| 00:16:53 |
- Come on girls! Sing, shout, bark! |
| 00:16:57 |
A single Cossack would've been enough |
| 00:17:01 |
Sing Song. |
| 00:17:02 |
Shit up! |
| 00:17:03 |
Come on! |
| 00:17:12 |
Hey, soldier! |
| 00:17:14 |
We could use your help! |
| 00:17:16 |
Come on! |
| 00:17:18 |
Come on, Come on! |
| 00:17:27 |
Hey! |
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Come on! |
| 00:17:55 |
Emile Rragonard, |
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Paris's Ambassador of Wonders, |
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My name's RossignoI because |
| 00:18:30 |
and also Mandarin, |
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and I sing ilke a finch. |
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And my sister's name is Pivoine because, |
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she blushes at the drop of a hat! |
| 00:18:42 |
Where are you from? |
| 00:18:45 |
From over there! |
| 00:18:49 |
Where's you going? |
| 00:18:52 |
On my way to meet the Tasr! |
| 00:18:55 |
He's on his way tjo meet the Tasr. |
| 00:18:56 |
- The Tsar? |
| 00:18:57 |
Is that right? |
| 00:19:01 |
What's baby Jesus talking aboaut? |
| 00:19:03 |
Come with us? |
| 00:19:05 |
He fell off? |
| 00:19:11 |
- Farewell my friend! |
| 00:19:13 |
The Tsar will appreciate. |
| 00:19:14 |
Make it quick, please! |
| 00:19:17 |
The crowd is expecting us in Omsk. |
| 00:19:25 |
I'm an old man who knows a great deaI, |
| 00:19:31 |
but if he insists on leaving tomorrow, |
| 00:19:36 |
He needs treatment as soon as possible. |
| 00:19:54 |
If your friend takes no medicine, |
| 00:19:58 |
he'll be stiff as a corpse in on time. |
| 00:20:05 |
I'm telling you this boy is in danger! |
| 00:20:09 |
He isn't dead yet! |
| 00:20:11 |
This Cossack won't die! |
| 00:20:17 |
Nobody wants him to live in this pad? |
| 00:20:21 |
Fragonard, give us some money. |
| 00:20:25 |
We'll pay it back a hundred fold! |
| 00:20:27 |
We'll pay it back a hundred fold! |
| 00:20:30 |
Fragonard. |
| 00:20:32 |
I'm telling you this boy is in danger! |
| 00:20:35 |
He isn't dead yet! |
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This Cossack won't die! |
| 00:20:39 |
He isn't dead yet! |
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This Cossack won't die! |
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Nobody wants him to live in this pad? |
| 00:20:50 |
Fragonard, give us some money. |
| 00:20:53 |
We'll pay it back a hundred fold! |
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For each rouble, |
| 00:20:59 |
It's not the hunders fold, |
| 00:21:02 |
It's giving you the money at all. |
| 00:21:15 |
I haven't got a kopeck lift! |
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I'm telling you this boy is in danger! |
| 00:21:25 |
Come on! |
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He isn't dead yet! |
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his Cossack won't die! |
| 00:21:42 |
I'm hungry. |
| 00:21:44 |
I dont' know where to go. |
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I can't take it anymore! |
| 00:21:49 |
Shh! What is it now? |
| 00:21:50 |
How great it is. |
| 00:22:01 |
Let's go. Let's go. |
| 00:22:11 |
Come on! |
| 00:22:14 |
Look at that! |
| 00:22:16 |
Come on! |
| 00:22:19 |
We too are weak, |
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Young ladies and gentiemen, |
| 00:22:24 |
I will forgo the list of my triumphs, |
| 00:22:27 |
as I see you're chomping at the bit. |
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so here I am, packing up my crew, |
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bidding farewell to Fuji Yama, |
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bidding farewell to Fuji Yama |
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people of beautifuI and eternaI Russua. |
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Mountains, rivers, the steppe, |
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nothing can stop up, |
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not ever the Amur, the river that is! |
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Nothing! Except for a damn crevasse. |
| 00:23:03 |
And no one came to rescus us. |
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Here we are. |
| 00:23:13 |
Instead of Jeaus Dumitri Nicolat Pechkov, |
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the bravest, most handsome Cossack |
| 00:23:25 |
the young man has been relentlessly riding |
| 00:23:28 |
from the distant shores of the Amur. |
| 00:23:30 |
The Tsat, indeed! |
| 00:23:32 |
He wants to beg him to dispenese |
| 00:23:35 |
Yes that's it, justice. |
| 00:23:37 |
What's she saying? Hurry, keep track! |
| 00:23:40 |
We're telling Dimitris story. |
| 00:23:43 |
She's talking about the horse slaughter. |
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These horses are not for sale, |
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Since you won't seeI them, |
| 00:23:53 |
The gang leader loads his rifle, |
| 00:23:57 |
Fifty yards away one horse collapese, |
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then another. |
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"Still not for asle"? |
| 00:24:11 |
"Never, Niet" |
| 00:24:13 |
The man angrith kills two more horses. |
| 00:24:18 |
"Well?" "Rater die!" |
| 00:24:21 |
Suddenly Mutkian, the Evenk friend, |
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whom Dimitri regards as a brothre, |
| 00:24:28 |
appears on his hores. |
| 00:24:31 |
The man shoots again. |
| 00:24:33 |
Mutkan is hit and collapses. |
| 00:24:41 |
"Never again" says Dimitri. |
| 00:24:45 |
"Never again. " |
| 00:25:08 |
Where are you from? |
| 00:25:10 |
From over there! |
| 00:25:12 |
And you? |
| 00:25:13 |
From over there! |
| 00:25:15 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:25:17 |
That way. |
| 00:25:18 |
And you? |
| 00:25:22 |
That way. |
| 00:25:30 |
And you? |
| 00:25:39 |
Serko! |
| 00:25:41 |
Today we'll work more miracles! |
| 00:25:47 |
We'll ride through |
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I don't know how long it'll take us, |
| 00:25:54 |
but we'll ride through it all the same! |
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You'll have the easy task since |
| 00:26:02 |
Even if it seems hard, I know you can do it. |
| 00:26:08 |
You're a horse and you're good |
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Now it's all about steadiness. |
| 00:26:12 |
And as for steadiness you're an ace! |
| 00:26:17 |
Hey little champ, if I keep induiging you, |
| 00:26:23 |
You haven't got wings yet! |
| 00:26:27 |
Good boy. |
| 00:26:39 |
Stop it, Serko, stop it! |
| 00:26:40 |
Stop it! |
| 00:26:43 |
Stop it! |
| 00:26:46 |
Shit! |
| 00:26:58 |
Sorry! |
| 00:27:00 |
Sorry Serdo, I'm not happy either. |
| 00:27:16 |
Fuck! |
| 00:27:30 |
Then facing the beast, |
| 00:27:33 |
trembling with fear, |
| 00:27:35 |
the young Cossack has no choice: |
| 00:27:38 |
kill or be killed. |
| 00:27:41 |
He closes his eyes, |
| 00:27:44 |
asks God's mercy, |
| 00:27:47 |
and with his knife blade, |
| 00:27:52 |
Wounded and howling with rage, |
| 00:27:58 |
when Serko sees his master about |
| 00:28:05 |
he makes for the bear, |
| 00:28:09 |
and kicks his ass! |
| 00:28:23 |
Girls! |
| 00:28:30 |
Girls, there's money to be had! |
| 00:28:35 |
I've told of chinese torture |
| 00:28:39 |
but I'be nevertold of a nice fellow's |
| 00:28:44 |
I'm not only a talented shadow puppeteer, |
| 00:28:49 |
Crowds ask for more: |
| 00:28:50 |
I'm a rich man. |
| 00:28:52 |
Now where's my little fellow? |
| 00:28:54 |
I have no idea. |
| 00:28:56 |
Hey, Deserter? |
| 00:28:58 |
You a deserter? |
| 00:29:00 |
Hey, you hear me? |
| 00:29:02 |
Konw of a hoteI or an inn, |
| 00:29:04 |
My horse and I are dead tired, |
| 00:29:07 |
On your right, Cossack. |
| 00:29:09 |
You won't regret it! |
| 00:29:11 |
Thank you! |
| 00:29:12 |
On your right, Cossack. |
| 00:29:16 |
You won't regret it! |
| 00:29:19 |
What race is your dog? Hey, wait! |
| 00:29:21 |
But our admirers want to know more. |
| 00:29:23 |
The whole, uncensored story. |
| 00:29:27 |
But I need to find out about |
| 00:29:30 |
To do so, I need to find my dear |
| 00:29:34 |
But where is he? What's he up to? |
| 00:29:44 |
Did you come a long way, Sir? |
| 00:29:46 |
All the way from the Amur! |
| 00:29:48 |
How far are you going? |
| 00:29:51 |
On my way to pay my respects to the Tsar. |
| 00:30:10 |
You're a good horse, Serko. |
| 00:30:16 |
Enjoy, you've deserved it! |
| 00:30:31 |
I'll sleep right here. |
| 00:30:32 |
Oh no Sir! |
| 00:30:33 |
A gentle man about to visit the Tsar |
| 00:31:17 |
Reassure me, Bouvarine! |
| 00:31:25 |
Hey, Hey! |
| 00:31:30 |
NO! |
| 00:31:33 |
Do tell me that there's no |
| 00:31:41 |
The fooI has all the luck. |
| 00:31:45 |
He's followed by a Frenchman, |
| 00:31:47 |
who is telling his story to everyone. |
| 00:31:55 |
Stop them! |
| 00:31:59 |
Whe must stop them, overpower them! |
| 00:32:03 |
Have them arrested! |
| 00:32:06 |
Have him shot! |
| 00:32:11 |
Have them arrested! Have him shot! |
| 00:32:24 |
Prince, Cossack Dimitri Petchkov is in jaiI! |
| 00:32:31 |
Thank you, Lord! |
| 00:32:34 |
Thank you, Lord! |
| 00:32:40 |
Do you realise how lucky you are that, |
| 00:32:44 |
I've come all this way here? |
| 00:32:47 |
He's worse than a kourma! |
| 00:32:49 |
Korma? |
| 00:32:50 |
What is it? |
| 00:32:51 |
It's a skunk thaat stinks even more. |
| 00:32:54 |
But money has no smell. |
| 00:32:56 |
or do you wnat me to handle it? |
| 00:33:03 |
Tell him to consider our expenses. |
| 00:33:04 |
He stinks. |
| 00:33:06 |
Tell him to consider our expenses. |
| 00:33:12 |
6,000. |
| 00:33:14 |
Christ! 6,000 for someone who stinks? |
| 00:33:17 |
I don't stink. |
| 00:33:19 |
Yes you do! |
| 00:33:20 |
You do! |
| 00:33:21 |
Take it or leave it! |
| 00:33:23 |
2,000. Not one kopeck more! |
| 00:33:26 |
3. |
| 00:33:28 |
Let's leave. |
| 00:33:28 |
Let's leave the stinking Cossack with him. |
| 00:33:31 |
You'll be remembered as the man, |
| 00:33:33 |
that left to rot in prison |
| 00:33:37 |
2,500! |
| 00:33:41 |
2,097! |
| 00:33:44 |
Well then my dear, if you give me |
| 00:33:49 |
the portrait I'd make of you in my show |
| 00:33:56 |
My show was getting more valuable |
| 00:34:00 |
They come in droved to listen |
| 00:34:04 |
of Serko and Dimitri's adventures. |
| 00:34:07 |
Well, a stinking hero is no hero. |
| 00:34:10 |
So I offer him a bath. |
| 00:34:12 |
I follow him because I watch, |
| 00:34:13 |
and I protect my small |
| 00:34:18 |
But as with any thriving investment, |
| 00:34:20 |
Some worry it may thrive at their expense. |
| 00:34:23 |
These people are no other, |
| 00:34:26 |
than Bouvarine, Muktan't murderer. |
| 00:34:34 |
Dimitri Nikolayevich Pechkov! |
| 00:34:37 |
Dimitri Nikolayevich Pechkov! |
| 00:34:40 |
Dimitri Nikolayevich Pechkov! |
| 00:34:48 |
Dimitri. |
| 00:34:54 |
Murder! |
| 00:34:55 |
Help! |
| 00:35:15 |
Thank you, my friends! |
| 00:35:18 |
But I'll never be able to repay you! |
| 00:35:21 |
Buy why repay me? |
| 00:35:23 |
I bet you that those people from |
| 00:35:27 |
To one guy, and to another one, |
| 00:35:30 |
And there'll soon be thousands. |
| 00:35:31 |
Million begging to know what happens next. |
| 00:35:34 |
Take my word for it. |
| 00:35:37 |
So, enjoy your meaI, Cossack, |
| 00:35:44 |
I'd like to propose a toast to Holy Russia. |
| 00:35:47 |
Look! There's our hero! Domitri Pechkov! |
| 00:35:51 |
Thank you three for getting me out of jaiI. |
| 00:35:56 |
Thank you for rescuing me from bandits. |
| 00:36:00 |
Providence, providence! |
| 00:36:03 |
And thank Serko of course |
| 00:36:06 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:16 |
You have to be something to stap |
| 00:36:19 |
Well done, Cossack! |
| 00:36:33 |
Why do you cheat? |
| 00:36:35 |
You ride your house. |
| 00:36:40 |
But that's Iying! |
| 00:36:43 |
Well, you'll be the only one |
| 00:37:10 |
He's dying! |
| 00:37:12 |
What did you give him? |
| 00:37:15 |
Nothing. The usuaI. |
| 00:37:16 |
He's been poisoned! |
| 00:37:17 |
Fot any paraffin? |
| 00:37:19 |
No. |
| 00:37:20 |
Go ask someone! |
| 00:37:23 |
We must pump his stomach! |
| 00:37:27 |
Don't worry, Serko, everything will be fine. |
| 00:37:34 |
Hold on, just a little more. |
| 00:37:50 |
Dimitri could not. |
| 00:37:56 |
Dimitri could not hold back his tears. |
| 00:38:03 |
On may 3rd, 1890, |
| 00:38:05 |
a silent crowd attended |
| 00:38:09 |
the strongest horse ever |
| 00:38:14 |
Remember this day, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:38:17 |
the day when Serko was blessed |
| 00:38:21 |
in the church of Saint BasiI the Blessed. |
| 00:38:33 |
Our show is a triumph everywhere. |
| 00:38:35 |
Along the way, we tell of new events, |
| 00:38:38 |
and in Moscow we have an ovation. |
| 00:38:40 |
But the more we're acclaimed, |
| 00:38:44 |
Our triumphs trigger the wrath of Korsakov |
| 00:38:47 |
who'll play with fire to destroy us. |
| 00:38:56 |
For God's sake! |
| 00:38:58 |
Pivine! |
| 00:39:27 |
Pivine! |
| 00:39:36 |
Pivine! Pivine! |
| 00:39:39 |
Pivine! |
| 00:39:47 |
Farewell, Pivoine, |
| 00:39:48 |
you worked the shadows |
| 00:39:55 |
Farewell, I won't forget you smile. |
| 00:40:03 |
- Dimitri arrives in St Petersburg. |
| 00:40:06 |
Pardon me, where can I find the Tsar? |
| 00:40:08 |
He rushes to the Palace. |
| 00:40:10 |
The Tsar will welcome him, |
| 00:40:16 |
has been so devoted that |
| 00:40:19 |
To the great displeasure |
| 00:40:23 |
who arrived in time to supposedly |
| 00:40:31 |
To think that his father called |
| 00:40:38 |
Now his name's associated |
| 00:40:43 |
Dimitri, I had to see you in person. |
| 00:40:51 |
Dimitri Nikolayevich Pechkov, |
| 00:40:54 |
I must confess I admire your feat. |
| 00:41:01 |
If you forget what happened, |
| 00:41:05 |
You will be generously rewarded. |
| 00:41:11 |
Suddenly Dimitri realises |
| 00:41:14 |
He remembers the bear he |
| 00:41:16 |
He recalls his friend Muktan, |
| 00:41:18 |
and the Evenks' disarray. |
| 00:41:19 |
He's going to tell him straight out: |
| 00:41:22 |
"Governor you need to save your honour now! |
| 00:41:25 |
You wonted to make a fortune and showed |
| 00:41:28 |
You've gained nothing |
| 00:41:31 |
The Tsar will be informed that you are |
| 00:41:38 |
Dimitri wished he could say more. |
| 00:41:41 |
is worth all the money in the world. |
| 00:41:43 |
His head is full of arguments. |
| 00:41:46 |
But what could one tell a man, |
| 00:41:48 |
who betrayed the ideaI he embodied? |
| 00:41:52 |
Nothing! |
| 00:42:02 |
Some words kill faster than bullets. |
| 00:42:05 |
But dimitri has no time for emotion. |
| 00:42:06 |
He risked his life a thousand times to have |
| 00:42:09 |
so that he would condescend |
| 00:42:11 |
Tsar, o my gentle Tsar, |
| 00:42:14 |
hear the prayers of the innocent, |
| 00:42:16 |
Siberia's begging you and Muktan's people |
| 00:42:18 |
are throwing themselves at your feet. |
| 00:42:23 |
Come on! |
| 00:42:24 |
Congratulations! |
| 00:42:27 |
An audience worthy of Paris, |
| 00:42:29 |
the city shining with light and beauty. |
| 00:42:36 |
It is up to me, mister Fragonard, |
| 00:42:39 |
I would've enjoyed your show immensely, |
| 00:42:42 |
had you not added |
| 00:42:46 |
the tragic death of our Governor. |
| 00:42:48 |
You should know, Sir, that no subject, |
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even in the farthest reaches of Holy Russia, |
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ignores the wrath of His majesty. |
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Consequently, we've never heard |
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Let me inform you that I am |
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As such, I alone decide to reward them, |
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or listen to their grievances. |
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Well then, will His Majesty deign to listen |
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He's among us and has travelled |
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You Majesty! Here's the Cossack, |
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who rtavelled 6,000 miles throught Russia! |
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That's him! Here's our hero! |
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"For as long as Russian land gives birth |
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we can rest assured of the strenght |
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These are my father's words to you, Sir. |
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His imperiaI Majesty, our beloved |
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Your Majesty, I... |
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I beg you Majesty's forgiveness, |
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our hero is very intimidated |
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Your Majesty. |
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Muktan was murdered in cold blood. |
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His only crime was being Evenk. |
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Which no doubt explains |
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and why nobody bothered to inform you. |
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You are insolent, young lady! |
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But you're a smooth talker. |
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Where's the little horse? |
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Your Majesty, allow us to offer him to you. |
| 00:44:26 |
No! This is out of the question! |
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Pray tell Dimitri Nikolayevich Pechkov |
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and consider that his little horses, |
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are under my personaI protection. |
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Once upon a time, |
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The little horse loved his freedom, |
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but in the end, chose the golden |
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and gained the affection of a kid, |
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Will you stay untiI I've made improvements? |
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Well, your Majesty, |
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Besides I have a hunch that crowds, |
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will come in droves to cheer you |
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I am proud of you! I knew you'd do it. |
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I knew you'd go far! |
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Is this your wife? She doesn't look stupid! |
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Our hero of all Russias |
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So he returned to amuria with her, |
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for a beautifuI story cannot |
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Father, ther's something wrong with her! |
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I had to kill bear to marry her! |
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So what? |
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Everyone can live the way they like! |
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Muktan! |
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You can rest in peace. |
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Muktan, your friend is back. |
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He's brought us peace. |
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Serko, you who live in golden palaces, |
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who spend nights with gracefuI fillies, |
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we thank you for standing up for |
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and for defeding their survivaI. |
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Don't leave Ladies and Gentlemen! |
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Do stay! |
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I'm not done with our trabeller, |
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I haven't described how he rode |
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over which only princesses could rule. |
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Men were their servants. |
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They had a harem and chose their lovers, |
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Wait, there's also ther startling story, |
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of how our weakened hero gashed. |
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Serko's flesh and drank |
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And that very day his horse, |
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his amazing Serko moved slowly, |
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so as not to make things worse for |
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I'll also show you the wide mouths |
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with their poplars quivering in the cooI |
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Hey, wait! One more word! |
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Serko's just had offspring, |
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so tells me our little Tsar. |
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Telegrams are helpfuI. |
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There were some 10 horses |
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to joing Muktan's people in Amuria. |
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Don't you want to hear about these |
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Believe me, this isn't nonsense. |
