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Serving Sara
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My job sucks. |
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Got no future, got no benefits. |
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I'm here to play. |
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Oh, yeah? Who are you? |
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Who am l...? |
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I'm on the list. |
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Show me the list. |
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I'll point me out. |
| 00:01:11 |
Yeah. There is no list. |
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Charles Lazaro invited me. |
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Oh, so what you're telling me |
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is that you're a friend |
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Well, I'm not a friend |
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but, yeah, we're friends. |
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Well, we got |
| 00:01:22 |
Fat Charlie has no friends. |
| 00:01:24 |
You know what? |
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I think we got off |
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Thug? |
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Mr. Thug? |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Shit. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Going down. |
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Jimmy! |
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You crafty son of a bitch. |
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You really think you were |
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going to get away |
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Step back a couple feet, |
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My name's Bond. |
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Barry Bond... s. |
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Huh? |
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You got a little something... |
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right, uh... |
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While he was schemin' |
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I was beamin' in the Beemer, |
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Can't believe that I caught |
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So I found another way |
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Hey, ladies... |
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Look at the paper. |
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Sir, there is a $100 minimum. |
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Right, of course. |
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Yeah. |
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How embarrassing. |
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Oh, when you go, |
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From the crib to the ride... |
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Here we go. |
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There's-there's 21... |
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And that's... |
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uh, yeah. |
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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Hey, ladies, when ya man |
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Just go back |
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Get your hands on his cash, |
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For all the hard times |
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Oh, when you go, |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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What are you doing there, |
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Excuse me, sir? |
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You're dealing |
| 00:03:30 |
This man is dealing from |
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Did you see that? |
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See what? |
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Okay, we all caught you. |
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Is there a problem, sir? |
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Yes, there's a problem. |
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is dealing |
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I assure you, sir, |
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Oh, really? |
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If it's impossible, |
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he dealt himself a perfect... |
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13?! |
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Sir, why don't you |
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We'll sort this out. |
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Don't you know who I am? |
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No, I don't know who you are. |
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Okay, well, why don't you find |
| 00:04:02 |
All right, Zorro? |
| 00:04:12 |
Well... |
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Iooks like today's |
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I know who you are. |
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See? He knows who I am. |
| 00:04:22 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:04:24 |
You're the guy |
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in the trunk of my car. |
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Let me guess. |
| 00:04:30 |
That's right, moron. |
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Now, listen to me. |
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Nobody accuses my joint |
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Yeah, well... I do. |
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And I got the pictures |
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See for yourself. |
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There ain't no pictures here. |
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Charles Lazaro, |
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as a witness in the racketeering |
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What are you? |
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Some kind of a wacko? |
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Serving me papers |
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Rip his jugular vein out. |
| 00:05:13 |
Okay, Lieutenant. |
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If I'm not out |
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send in your boys. |
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Okay, Joe. Roger that. |
| 00:05:24 |
Charles? |
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It's a pleasure serving you. |
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And, you! |
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-Eat something. |
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You don't fit in. |
| 00:05:38 |
Mm-hmm. |
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Nice work, kiddo. |
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Next time, you hurry up. |
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I'm freezing my |
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Here you go. |
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Mm-hmm... |
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And, hey, don't spend |
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all that on candy. |
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Son of a bitch. |
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Mm-hmm |
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Oh, oh, yeah |
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm... |
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It took you six days |
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Six freaking days. |
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Hey, he disappeared on me. |
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A guy named Fat Charlie |
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Poof, Puff the Magic |
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Poof, bye-bye? |
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And I guess you mean to tell me |
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you ain't seen |
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on your way over |
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If you want to spend your life |
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you go right ahead. |
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Ray, the guy was |
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a difficult mark, |
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What else do you want? |
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You know what I want? |
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I want you to be more |
| 00:06:40 |
Well, that's impossible. |
| 00:06:42 |
What are you saying? |
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I don't have good posture? |
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I'm saying |
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And I'm saying kiss my ass. |
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My mouth's not big enough. |
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Look. |
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You see this? |
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I gave Tony this file |
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It's done. |
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What's going on with you, Joe? |
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You used to be |
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Now in the time it takes you |
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to do one job, |
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serves seven papers. |
| 00:07:06 |
It would have been eight |
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but I let Joe have |
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The only reason that is |
| 00:07:10 |
is the mook can't take Miami. |
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It's too damn hot down there. |
| 00:07:13 |
Miami's not a city. It's |
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Oh, that's great, Tony. |
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process-serving savant. |
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What'd you call me? |
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Savant-- that's somebody |
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who's really good |
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Oh, thanks, Joe. |
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...while being a complete idiot. |
| 00:07:26 |
Hey! |
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Ladies, please! |
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Yeah, you really did serve |
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In fact, you served |
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What? |
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What's the date today? |
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It's the-the tenth. |
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It's the 1 1th, numnuts. |
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Give me that. |
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Goddamn it, Tony! |
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Relax, Ray, relax. |
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to the courthouse. |
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It's the big white building |
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in front of it. |
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Hey, screw you, Joe. |
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I'm tired of you |
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I'm not the one growing a |
| 00:08:01 |
This loser thinks |
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Ernest and Julio |
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Ray, do you have |
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Look, I got one job |
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right now. |
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It's an important job |
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Pays five grand. |
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Well, I was going to give it |
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seeing he's been so hot lately. |
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But now that we know |
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he can't read |
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makes me a little edgy. |
| 00:08:28 |
So... here. |
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What? You going |
| 00:08:33 |
After two months |
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It's going to take him |
| 00:08:37 |
Well, thanks for the prediction, |
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Don't you have a courthouse |
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Eat me. |
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Eat you? |
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I've never been that hungry |
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Listen, Joe. |
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This is the Texas branch |
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of my biggest account |
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This file could open up |
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for me, you understand? |
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It's an easy job. |
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All you gotta do is do it fast. |
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None of that lollygagging, |
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I'm serious. |
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You got it, boss. |
| 00:09:10 |
And let me just say, |
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that suit is kicking. |
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Get out! |
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I'm going to go. |
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You better go. |
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"Your suit kickin'." |
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Shoot, this suit cost me $300. |
| 00:09:30 |
Adios, good-bye, amigos... |
| 00:09:32 |
Say, what time is your flight |
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It's 1 1 :20. |
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Well, lookie there! |
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I am the king. |
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Well done, Mr. Cowboy. |
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That's right, Mama. |
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You're my darling, |
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darling gal, and |
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Any of them New York boys got |
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I wouldn't know what to do. |
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Well, here we are. |
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Now, hey, you call me |
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I will. |
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Oh, I'm sorry. |
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I love you, girl. |
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I love you, too. |
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Okay. |
| 00:10:12 |
You get that, all right? |
| 00:10:17 |
Well, go on. |
| 00:10:18 |
Have a good time. |
| 00:10:20 |
Okay. Bye. |
| 00:10:26 |
I used to crank and drink |
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I'd take it to the limit, |
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And when it came to gambling... |
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Hey, you! |
| 00:10:42 |
Hey, darling! |
| 00:10:43 |
Hey, how are you? |
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Good. Huh? |
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What'd I tell you? |
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You're the king. |
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Thank you very much. |
| 00:10:52 |
Ooh, I missed you. |
| 00:10:54 |
Hey! |
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All right, all right, |
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Quick as a hiccup. |
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Hey, Joe. |
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No hard feelings |
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Really. |
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Good luck. |
| 00:11:15 |
Yeah, blow me. |
| 00:11:17 |
Yeah, keep dreaming, Joe. |
| 00:11:19 |
He gets me |
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Hello? |
| 00:11:28 |
Sara Moore? |
| 00:11:30 |
Yeah? |
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Listen up. |
| 00:11:32 |
If I were you, |
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of your apartment right now. |
| 00:11:36 |
Who is this? |
| 00:11:38 |
Let's just say a... a friend. |
| 00:11:40 |
Look, some asshole's on his way |
| 00:11:42 |
He's going to say |
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Papers? |
| 00:11:45 |
What? Is this about |
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No, no, no, no. |
| 00:11:49 |
Look, I really don't have |
| 00:11:51 |
what you're talking about, so... |
| 00:11:52 |
Hey, lady? |
| 00:11:53 |
When is getting served papers |
| 00:11:55 |
Don't be stupid. |
| 00:12:09 |
Oh... |
| 00:12:16 |
Sara Moore? |
| 00:12:17 |
Um... no, uh... |
| 00:12:19 |
she's there in 7-E. |
| 00:12:21 |
Thanks. |
| 00:12:30 |
You know, once that little light |
| 00:12:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:12:43 |
Sara, welcome home! |
| 00:12:45 |
Why are you calling me Sara? |
| 00:12:47 |
Hey! |
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Sara! |
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Merry Christmas. |
| 00:12:53 |
Shit! |
| 00:13:06 |
Taxi! |
| 00:13:09 |
Taxi! |
| 00:13:11 |
Oh! |
| 00:13:13 |
Excuse me. Uh... |
| 00:13:16 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 00:13:21 |
Mrs. Moore. |
| 00:13:23 |
Do you have an appointment? |
| 00:13:25 |
I just need to get away |
| 00:13:26 |
Okay, have a nice day. |
| 00:13:29 |
Whoa! Creep! |
| 00:13:35 |
I'd like to request... |
| 00:13:36 |
Sir, can I help you? |
| 00:13:37 |
Sir, this is |
| 00:13:39 |
Cool! |
| 00:13:40 |
Oh! |
| 00:13:50 |
Either of you two creatures seen |
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Get out! |
| 00:13:54 |
Hey, you are wrapped |
| 00:13:56 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:13:59 |
Hey, Sara, welcome back. |
| 00:14:00 |
Why do people keep |
| 00:14:05 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:14:06 |
Hello. |
| 00:14:12 |
Man, slow down! |
| 00:14:17 |
Whoa! |
| 00:14:35 |
I can't believe |
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I did not mess it up. |
| 00:14:38 |
I told you he'd mess it up. |
| 00:14:40 |
It's a goddamn cakewalk, Joe. |
| 00:14:42 |
Look, I chased her all through |
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Midtown Manhattan for two hours. |
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I froze my dick off. |
| 00:14:47 |
Boo-hyphen-hoo. |
| 00:14:49 |
Huh! |
| 00:14:50 |
Has anybody informed you, |
| 00:14:52 |
I'm going to find her. |
| 00:14:53 |
It's not going to be a problem. |
| 00:14:54 |
Well, it already is |
| 00:14:56 |
I'm giving the file |
| 00:14:58 |
What? |
| 00:15:00 |
Come on. Give me the papers. |
| 00:15:01 |
You know what? |
| 00:15:03 |
what the hell I was thinking, |
| 00:15:05 |
in the first place. |
| 00:15:06 |
Look, you are making |
| 00:15:08 |
I know exactly |
| 00:15:10 |
Good. Tell it to Tony. |
| 00:15:12 |
Thanks, Boss. |
| 00:15:14 |
She's up Ray's ass. |
| 00:15:16 |
You should know your way around. |
| 00:15:35 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:15:43 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:15:51 |
Mm-hmm... |
| 00:16:02 |
Mm-hmm... |
| 00:16:36 |
Hey, Joe. |
| 00:16:37 |
Hey, Lenny. |
| 00:16:39 |
Santa, you're supposed to give |
| 00:16:41 |
Yeah, I got a present for you. |
| 00:16:42 |
Milty, I need a favor. |
| 00:16:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:16:45 |
And I need a swollen prostate. |
| 00:16:47 |
I need the file on 4-9-8-3. |
| 00:16:49 |
That's a small Uzi |
| 00:16:50 |
and two vials of crack. |
| 00:16:52 |
-Milt... Milt. |
| 00:16:54 |
Look, can you get me |
| 00:16:55 |
on these speed-dial |
| 00:16:57 |
Uh, I don't know |
| 00:16:59 |
but the "ln" is winning |
| 00:17:06 |
Okay. |
| 00:17:07 |
Maybe this will help. |
| 00:17:09 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:17:11 |
I think my eyes are going, |
| 00:17:15 |
How about now? |
| 00:17:17 |
Oh, there we go. |
| 00:17:19 |
20-20. |
| 00:17:20 |
20-20. |
| 00:17:21 |
Come back at 7:00. |
| 00:17:23 |
7:00? |
| 00:17:24 |
That's the best you can do? |
| 00:17:26 |
Oh, now my hearing's off. |
| 00:17:28 |
I'll see you at 7:00. |
| 00:17:44 |
Miami Marriott. |
| 00:17:46 |
Uh, yes, I'd like to make |
| 00:17:49 |
Under the name... Sara Moore |
| 00:17:53 |
for a check-in |
| 00:17:55 |
Okay. |
| 00:17:58 |
Thank you. |
| 00:18:07 |
Now, let's see how we did today. |
| 00:18:18 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:18:26 |
Nice nose... |
| 00:18:39 |
Better than yesterday. |
| 00:19:09 |
Yeah. |
| 00:19:10 |
I'm the idiot. |
| 00:19:22 |
Nice place. |
| 00:19:31 |
It's good. |
| 00:19:51 |
Miami Marriott. |
| 00:19:53 |
Uh, Sara Moore, please. |
| 00:19:55 |
One moment, please. |
| 00:19:57 |
Uh, sir, I'm sorry |
| 00:20:00 |
but Ms. Moore won't be checking |
| 00:20:02 |
Tomorrow morning? |
| 00:20:04 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:20:05 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:20:11 |
I gotcha. |
| 00:20:30 |
May I help you? |
| 00:20:31 |
You got gas. |
| 00:20:32 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:20:34 |
You got leakage. |
| 00:20:35 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:20:36 |
Not you, lady. |
| 00:20:38 |
Your house. |
| 00:20:40 |
But we have electric. |
| 00:20:42 |
Yeah, I know. That's why |
| 00:20:44 |
Can I sniff around? |
| 00:20:46 |
Actually, no. |
| 00:20:48 |
Thanks. |
| 00:20:49 |
Not sniffing any gas, |
| 00:20:51 |
the smell of coffee. |
| 00:20:52 |
You know, I think |
| 00:20:53 |
you should just leave. |
| 00:20:55 |
Yeah, why don't you run |
| 00:20:57 |
a cup of coffee |
| 00:20:59 |
Nice place you got here. |
| 00:21:01 |
Amanda? |
| 00:21:02 |
Hey, are you okay? |
| 00:21:04 |
I heard all that shouting |
| 00:21:09 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:21:10 |
Sara Moore |
| 00:21:12 |
you are hereby served |
| 00:21:14 |
Divorce?! What?! |
| 00:21:16 |
Smile. |
| 00:21:17 |
No, hang on. Wait-wait a minute. |
| 00:21:19 |
You must have |
| 00:21:20 |
Um, you must be looking |
| 00:21:22 |
for a different |
| 00:21:23 |
That's what |
| 00:21:25 |
But I'm happily married. |
| 00:21:26 |
Not anymore. |
| 00:21:31 |
Could I get that coffee |
| 00:21:38 |
This is Ray. |
| 00:21:40 |
Hey, Ray, I'll tell you |
| 00:21:43 |
It's Joe, |
| 00:21:45 |
that doughnut down for a second |
| 00:21:48 |
Guess who I just served. |
| 00:21:50 |
Sara Moore. That's right. |
| 00:21:52 |
So get your checkbook out. |
| 00:21:54 |
And since you took me off |
| 00:21:56 |
and I had to do it |
| 00:21:58 |
you better pay me double, okay? |
| 00:22:00 |
Say good night, sweet prince. |
| 00:22:04 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:22:09 |
Look, if you want to use |
| 00:22:11 |
You served Fat Charlie |
| 00:22:12 |
now Fat Charlie serves you. |
| 00:22:14 |
And I'll say we served |
| 00:22:16 |
So, Brooklyn's in the house? |
| 00:22:21 |
Hey! |
| 00:22:22 |
Oh, my... Sara! |
| 00:22:24 |
Sara, oh, my God. |
| 00:22:25 |
You have got to see this. |
| 00:22:27 |
What? |
| 00:22:28 |
I don't fit in, huh? |
| 00:22:30 |
Huh? How about this? |
| 00:22:32 |
Now do I fit in? |
| 00:22:34 |
How does that fit, huh? |
| 00:22:36 |
I'm glad. |
| 00:22:37 |
Yo, Aldo, you know, I've been |
| 00:22:40 |
I'm getting kind of |
| 00:22:41 |
How about you? |
| 00:22:42 |
Yeah, I could use |
| 00:22:44 |
You don't mind |
| 00:22:45 |
Oh, there's a car |
| 00:22:46 |
I could just take this car, no? |
| 00:22:48 |
Why not? |
| 00:22:49 |
You're not taking my car. |
| 00:22:51 |
Come on! |
| 00:22:52 |
Whoa! |
| 00:22:53 |
Is that all you got...? |
| 00:22:54 |
Get over here! |
| 00:22:57 |
Hey, what are you, |
| 00:22:59 |
Are you trying to say |
| 00:23:02 |
What a meathead! |
| 00:23:04 |
Whoa! |
| 00:23:08 |
Hold on. Hold on a second. |
| 00:23:10 |
Your diaper's loose. |
| 00:23:28 |
That's it?! |
| 00:23:29 |
That's all you girls got?! |
| 00:23:31 |
That was nothing! |
| 00:23:33 |
Nothing! |
| 00:23:37 |
Baby's going to take nappy. |
| 00:23:55 |
Oh! |
| 00:24:16 |
Sorry. |
| 00:24:17 |
Wretched bag. |
| 00:24:22 |
Well, well, there is a God. |
| 00:24:25 |
Actually, it was two ltalians. |
| 00:24:29 |
Do you have any feelings? |
| 00:24:31 |
Do you have any shred |
| 00:24:33 |
Well, little sick dogs pull |
| 00:24:36 |
but certainly not trophy wives |
| 00:24:39 |
Australia? |
| 00:24:41 |
Look, first of all, |
| 00:24:43 |
And second of all, we've had |
| 00:24:46 |
but I stuck it out |
| 00:24:47 |
and trophy wives |
| 00:24:49 |
Do you know what? |
| 00:24:50 |
The guy on the phone was right. |
| 00:24:53 |
You are an asshole. |
| 00:24:54 |
Hey, I was just doing my jo... |
| 00:24:58 |
What guy on the phone? |
| 00:24:59 |
The guy that called up |
| 00:25:01 |
to say you were on your way up |
| 00:25:02 |
Somebody tipped you off? |
| 00:25:03 |
Who? |
| 00:25:05 |
Yeah, like I know everyone |
| 00:25:06 |
in New York |
| 00:25:07 |
Tony. |
| 00:25:09 |
It's got to be Tony. |
| 00:25:11 |
The son of a bitch. |
| 00:25:12 |
He's been tipping off my marks |
| 00:25:15 |
That's why |
| 00:25:16 |
Well, my heart bleeds for you. |
| 00:25:18 |
I'm going to kill |
| 00:25:20 |
Mind your own business, |
| 00:25:33 |
Goddamn monkeys. |
| 00:25:35 |
Hey, Chico |
| 00:25:36 |
make it cooler, cooler. |
| 00:25:38 |
Culo.?Tu quieres culo? |
| 00:25:39 |
Yo te doy culo! |
| 00:25:40 |
Not louder. Cooler! |
| 00:25:43 |
Este gringo me molesta... |
| 00:25:44 |
No gringo. Italiano. |
| 00:25:46 |
Mambo ltaliano. |
| 00:25:47 |
No mambo ltaliano. |
| 00:25:48 |
Mambo King, Armand Assante. |
| 00:25:50 |
-Mambo King soy yo. |
| 00:25:52 |
just drop me off |
| 00:25:53 |
Agase para... carajo, feo! |
| 00:26:06 |
Hey. |
| 00:26:08 |
Hey, I got another question. |
| 00:26:09 |
How do people do it? |
| 00:26:12 |
I know you're awake, so stop |
| 00:26:14 |
Actually, I was |
| 00:26:16 |
but I can't fool you. |
| 00:26:19 |
How can someone end a marriage |
| 00:26:21 |
pow? |
| 00:26:23 |
What? Are you telling me |
| 00:26:26 |
Let me guess. |
| 00:26:28 |
"Go ahead, honey. |
| 00:26:29 |
"Go ahead. Don't worry your |
| 00:26:30 |
I'll take care |
| 00:26:32 |
Not to mention those extra poker |
| 00:26:34 |
Gordon doesn't play poker. |
| 00:26:36 |
Missing my point. |
| 00:26:38 |
Look, I've served thousands |
| 00:26:40 |
Granted, never one to |
| 00:26:42 |
I don't know |
| 00:26:43 |
but I do have a great deal |
| 00:26:46 |
And we are mean, |
| 00:26:48 |
Male headquarters would kill me |
| 00:26:51 |
if they knew I was |
| 00:26:53 |
Yeah, well, "despicable" |
| 00:26:55 |
And then, |
| 00:26:56 |
we get half of everything. |
| 00:26:57 |
Believe me, after this type |
| 00:26:59 |
half is the very least |
| 00:27:01 |
The only thing you're getting |
| 00:27:02 |
is screwed. |
| 00:27:04 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:27:06 |
He served you first. |
| 00:27:07 |
He's in Texas, and he's got |
| 00:27:10 |
Wait. Served me first? |
| 00:27:12 |
What is this? Third grade? |
| 00:27:13 |
Yeah, sometimes. |
| 00:27:15 |
Texas has the most conservative |
| 00:27:17 |
in the country. |
| 00:27:19 |
Not to mention |
| 00:27:21 |
Sure most of them aren't married |
| 00:27:24 |
Believe me |
| 00:27:25 |
if I'd known |
| 00:27:26 |
I'd have been the one |
| 00:27:27 |
-Yeah. |
| 00:27:29 |
Whatever. |
| 00:27:30 |
No, seriously. |
| 00:27:30 |
What would have happened |
| 00:27:33 |
Okay, if you had served |
| 00:27:34 |
the trial would have been |
| 00:27:36 |
not in Texas-- where you would |
| 00:27:38 |
50% better, actually. |
| 00:27:54 |
Hey, I have a proposition |
| 00:27:57 |
You tear up the papers on me |
| 00:27:58 |
and I'll hire you |
| 00:28:00 |
I'll pay you twice |
| 00:28:01 |
Look, here's |
| 00:28:03 |
I've already told them |
| 00:28:05 |
So if I flip it |
| 00:28:07 |
my reputation will be shot. |
| 00:28:09 |
I'll never work again. |
| 00:28:10 |
I'll give you ten percent |
| 00:28:13 |
We own a cattle ranch. |
| 00:28:14 |
It's worth $20 million. |
| 00:28:17 |
$20 million? |
| 00:28:18 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:28:19 |
Ten percent of half? |
| 00:28:20 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:28:21 |
You're willing to pay me |
| 00:28:23 |
Well, that still leaves |
| 00:28:25 |
versus next to nothing. |
| 00:28:26 |
It's kind of a no-brainer. |
| 00:28:29 |
You're really serious? |
| 00:28:31 |
I think we should draw up |
| 00:28:33 |
Let's see... |
| 00:28:35 |
Won't be needing this. |
| 00:28:45 |
One... million... |
| 00:28:51 |
Dollars... |
| 00:29:03 |
Thanks a lot. |
| 00:29:08 |
Miami Marriott. |
| 00:29:10 |
If anybody calls |
| 00:29:11 |
tell them she's relocated |
| 00:29:13 |
to one of your hotels |
| 00:29:16 |
Bangor, Maine. |
| 00:29:19 |
That's right, Bangor, Maine. |
| 00:29:20 |
That's where she'll be. |
| 00:29:22 |
I thought we were going |
| 00:29:23 |
We are. Just playing |
| 00:29:25 |
Now break out your credit cards. |
| 00:29:27 |
We got tickets to buy. |
| 00:29:28 |
Well, I'm packin' up my game, |
| 00:29:30 |
Where real women come equipped |
| 00:29:33 |
With scripts and fake breasts |
| 00:29:34 |
I'm Kid Rock, |
| 00:29:36 |
And I'm headin' out West, sucker |
| 00:29:39 |
Because I wanna be a cowboy, |
| 00:29:42 |
With the top let back |
| 00:29:44 |
With the top let back |
| 00:29:45 |
Cowboy, baby |
| 00:29:48 |
West Coast chillin' |
| 00:29:50 |
I wanna be a cowboy, baby |
| 00:29:53 |
Ridin' at night, |
| 00:29:56 |
Cowboy. |
| 00:29:58 |
All right, got my papers |
| 00:29:59 |
and you know your way |
| 00:30:00 |
Actually, I've never been inside |
| 00:30:02 |
but Gordon always said |
| 00:30:04 |
it was his place |
| 00:30:06 |
Yeah, well, all you have to do |
| 00:30:09 |
and then stay out of sight |
| 00:30:10 |
because if he sees you, |
| 00:30:12 |
Is it okay if I strangle him |
| 00:30:16 |
Yes, you can do |
| 00:30:18 |
but wait until I serve him. |
| 00:30:20 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:23 |
Let me see that scarf. |
| 00:30:29 |
Okay, all set. |
| 00:30:32 |
If you have a moment, |
| 00:30:34 |
on a little tour here |
| 00:30:35 |
Why, that would be lovely. |
| 00:30:38 |
Great. |
| 00:30:39 |
So, what part of London |
| 00:30:40 |
Hampstead. |
| 00:30:42 |
Hmm, sorry, |
| 00:30:44 |
Well, it's on the corner |
| 00:30:46 |
Hmm... |
| 00:30:47 |
very interesting. |
| 00:30:49 |
How many pounds |
| 00:30:50 |
were you looking at losing? |
| 00:30:52 |
Well, I don't think |
| 00:30:54 |
to talk about money |
| 00:30:57 |
You see, pounds... money... |
| 00:30:58 |
Be quiet. |
| 00:31:00 |
How exactly did you hear |
| 00:31:03 |
Mr. and Mrs... |
| 00:31:05 |
"Poppins"? |
| 00:31:07 |
Well, we have an acquaintance |
| 00:31:09 |
a Gordon Moore. |
| 00:31:10 |
Solid, solid, solid fellow. |
| 00:31:12 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:31:15 |
I believe Mr. Moore's |
| 00:31:17 |
Perhaps we'll run into him. |
| 00:31:18 |
Perhaps. |
| 00:31:19 |
I'll just show you |
| 00:31:21 |
Jolly good. |
| 00:31:22 |
Mrs. Poppins, if you'll wait |
| 00:31:25 |
we'll be back in a |
| 00:31:26 |
Oh, okay, thanks. |
| 00:31:32 |
I should tell you, |
| 00:31:42 |
I'm sweating. |
| 00:31:44 |
You're glowing, darling. |
| 00:31:45 |
Hey, how's my form? |
| 00:31:47 |
Yeah, yours is pretty good. |
| 00:31:49 |
Keep it up, Gordon. |
| 00:31:50 |
Oh, it's up. |
| 00:31:52 |
It's up. |
| 00:31:53 |
Focusing?! |
| 00:31:54 |
Asshole! |
| 00:31:55 |
Sara? |
| 00:31:56 |
Yeah!... |
| 00:31:58 |
Where?! Where?! |
| 00:32:00 |
I just wanted to show you |
| 00:32:01 |
You stop him, Allison! |
| 00:32:04 |
Look, lady, I'm not going |
| 00:32:12 |
You go, girl! |
| 00:32:14 |
Go on, Joe. |
| 00:32:17 |
Well, guess there's |
| 00:32:22 |
Nice. |
| 00:32:24 |
Take that! |
| 00:32:26 |
Quick! He's getting away! |
| 00:32:28 |
Remind me |
| 00:32:30 |
Oh, for Christ's sake! |
| 00:32:32 |
Look, babe |
| 00:32:36 |
Get up! |
| 00:32:42 |
Way to lay low back there. |
| 00:32:43 |
Well, you said to point him out. |
| 00:32:45 |
I just pointed him out. |
| 00:32:46 |
Hey, you are going to have |
| 00:32:47 |
to get in control |
| 00:32:49 |
You made us look |
| 00:32:51 |
I did? |
| 00:32:52 |
Well, hey, at least |
| 00:32:53 |
Hey, that was not a girl. |
| 00:32:55 |
I distinctly saw |
| 00:32:57 |
and a bulge that I was |
| 00:32:59 |
The only thing |
| 00:33:00 |
was the element of surprise, |
| 00:33:02 |
Look, I know Gordon's habits. |
| 00:33:04 |
I can easily find him again. |
| 00:33:05 |
Oh, what do you think? |
| 00:33:06 |
He's just going to sit around, |
| 00:33:09 |
No, he's history. |
| 00:33:10 |
All he has to do is jump on |
| 00:33:14 |
and then we're done, all right? |
| 00:33:16 |
Even if I find him |
| 00:33:17 |
I can't serve him |
| 00:33:19 |
I don't like your tone. |
| 00:33:21 |
Oh, you don't like my tone, |
| 00:33:24 |
Don't forget, whenever I want, |
| 00:33:26 |
your papers again. |
| 00:33:27 |
Look, you can stand there |
| 00:33:29 |
or we could just get in the car |
| 00:33:32 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:33:33 |
Okay, where do you want to go... |
| 00:33:35 |
boss? |
| 00:33:39 |
Well, as your boss, I'd be |
| 00:33:42 |
This is crazy. |
| 00:33:44 |
You're crazy |
| 00:33:46 |
and I quit. |
| 00:33:55 |
Hey, I thought |
| 00:33:57 |
Who the hell am I going |
| 00:33:59 |
I gave up half my life |
| 00:34:06 |
So, what are we going |
| 00:34:08 |
Well, I think we, uh-- |
| 00:34:09 |
and when I say "we," |
| 00:34:11 |
should find a mute button |
| 00:34:23 |
Necessita mas toallas |
| 00:34:27 |
Asi que cuando pueda... |
| 00:34:29 |
Excuse me... Yo! |
| 00:34:30 |
Hello. |
| 00:34:32 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:34:33 |
Yeah, you can help me. |
| 00:34:34 |
I got an important business |
| 00:34:37 |
-Sara Moore? |
| 00:34:38 |
M-O-O-O-R-E. |
| 00:34:40 |
Here. |
| 00:34:42 |
You sure about that? |
| 00:34:43 |
Yeah, I'm sure about that. |
| 00:34:45 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:34:46 |
I don't look like a goddamn |
| 00:34:48 |
No, no, sir. It's just that |
| 00:34:49 |
her reservation's been canceled. |
| 00:34:50 |
Canceled? What the...? |
| 00:34:52 |
I do have a forwarding address |
| 00:34:55 |
Yeah, that would be helpful. |
| 00:34:57 |
Can you throw in |
| 00:34:58 |
while you're at it? |
| 00:35:02 |
Hey, cutie, how you doing? |
| 00:35:05 |
She's nice. |
| 00:35:06 |
Who's that? |
| 00:35:08 |
Okay, Warren, |
| 00:35:10 |
You want to tell me |
| 00:35:13 |
Sure. |
| 00:35:15 |
Everything is beautiful. |
| 00:35:17 |
My best guy served her |
| 00:35:20 |
All I'm doing is |
| 00:35:22 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:35:24 |
Well, maybe you can explain |
| 00:35:26 |
when she's in Dallas, moron. |
| 00:35:28 |
Dallas? Dallas, Texas? |
| 00:35:30 |
That's right. |
| 00:35:32 |
She's down here with some |
| 00:35:35 |
trying to serve my client. |
| 00:35:36 |
Who's this Joe anyway? |
| 00:35:37 |
Is he one of yours? |
| 00:35:38 |
Joe? Who-- Joe-Joe the singer? |
| 00:35:40 |
No, l... |
| 00:35:41 |
I don't know a Joe. |
| 00:35:43 |
I can't say I know a Joe. |
| 00:35:48 |
Look here, um, Mr. Moore |
| 00:35:50 |
don't worry about a thing, okay? |
| 00:35:54 |
Uh, just give me |
| 00:35:57 |
and as God is my witness |
| 00:35:58 |
I will nail this bitch, |
| 00:36:00 |
Iike a German shepherd, |
| 00:36:03 |
Hey... |
| 00:36:04 |
my wife you're talking |
| 00:36:06 |
Of course, sir, |
| 00:36:08 |
This better get done. |
| 00:36:10 |
Or I'm going to hang your ass |
| 00:36:14 |
"This better get done. |
| 00:36:17 |
Otherwise, I'm gonna hang |
| 00:36:20 |
Jesus... |
| 00:36:22 |
a redneck telling a black man |
| 00:36:25 |
That's the new millennium. |
| 00:36:28 |
Page Tony! |
| 00:36:30 |
And get Farrakhan and them |
| 00:36:32 |
I-I think they might want |
| 00:36:35 |
Doris, could you send |
| 00:36:38 |
Now, Gordon, |
| 00:36:40 |
I would advise you not to get |
| 00:36:42 |
involved in the matter. |
| 00:36:43 |
Mm-hmm. Well, as my attorney, |
| 00:36:47 |
Now... Iet's go over this |
| 00:36:51 |
one more time. |
| 00:36:54 |
I'm telling you |
| 00:36:56 |
You're telling me |
| 00:36:58 |
you don't know where it is. |
| 00:36:59 |
No, I swear to God. |
| 00:37:05 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:07 |
Tell Mr. Moore |
| 00:37:17 |
Listen to me |
| 00:37:18 |
you little punk... |
| 00:37:19 |
you're not going anywhere |
| 00:37:21 |
until we find the stapler. |
| 00:37:24 |
It was Tommy in accounting! |
| 00:37:30 |
I use paper clips! |
| 00:37:39 |
Oh... ah. |
| 00:37:40 |
My word. |
| 00:37:49 |
I'm just getting the brake off. |
| 00:37:55 |
You're aware of my current |
| 00:37:58 |
right? |
| 00:37:59 |
As much as you told me... |
| 00:38:00 |
yes, sir. |
| 00:38:02 |
See, I got my tail |
| 00:38:03 |
in a crack here. |
| 00:38:04 |
And I want you to do |
| 00:38:06 |
to keep this lowlife server |
| 00:38:09 |
Now, my overpaid lawyer |
| 00:38:11 |
on his description |
| 00:38:14 |
Now, he's with my wife. |
| 00:38:15 |
So let's not let |
| 00:38:17 |
But, now, that guy? |
| 00:38:18 |
Oh, well... |
| 00:38:20 |
I could give a rat's ass. |
| 00:38:22 |
Oh, I'll take care of it, sir. |
| 00:38:24 |
Got Tony on line two. |
| 00:38:26 |
He says there's a problem. |
| 00:38:28 |
No kidding. |
| 00:38:31 |
Where the hell are you? |
| 00:38:32 |
I'm in Maine. |
| 00:38:34 |
Maine? |
| 00:38:35 |
What the hell |
| 00:38:37 |
I'm freezing my balls off, |
| 00:38:39 |
The bitch is in Dallas, |
| 00:38:41 |
Dallas?! |
| 00:38:43 |
I think Joe set me up. |
| 00:38:44 |
Oh, there's a news flash. |
| 00:38:48 |
Look, he's down there with her |
| 00:38:51 |
trying to serve her husband. |
| 00:38:52 |
He flipped on us. |
| 00:38:53 |
He flipped his mark. |
| 00:38:55 |
Now you go stick your balls |
| 00:38:58 |
Click your heels three times, |
| 00:39:00 |
and get down to Dallas. |
| 00:39:01 |
You nail her first |
| 00:39:03 |
or we are done, it's over. |
| 00:39:05 |
You understand? |
| 00:39:13 |
You know, I need to call |
| 00:39:16 |
Psychics, psychics... |
| 00:39:27 |
Let me guess... |
| 00:39:29 |
Ha, ha. |
| 00:39:30 |
So I just... I just don't know. |
| 00:39:33 |
What's normal anymore? |
| 00:39:36 |
Hi, Doris. |
| 00:39:39 |
What's going on? |
| 00:39:41 |
I would love to tell you |
| 00:39:43 |
but I can't. |
| 00:39:44 |
Mr. Moore had his lawyer |
| 00:39:46 |
make all of us sign... |
| 00:39:50 |
affidavits... |
| 00:39:52 |
this morning saying |
| 00:39:53 |
we wouldn't divulge |
| 00:39:55 |
Hmm. Nice. |
| 00:40:06 |
Well, you've been |
| 00:40:08 |
I really wish |
| 00:40:10 |
so nice to you |
| 00:40:11 |
Let's go. |
| 00:40:14 |
So what's in Durango? |
| 00:40:16 |
Oh, he just bought |
| 00:40:18 |
I haven't been there |
| 00:40:20 |
It's Gordon's little |
| 00:40:23 |
How do you feel |
| 00:40:24 |
-Good. |
| 00:40:30 |
Two tickets on the next |
| 00:40:32 |
Okeydokey. |
| 00:40:34 |
a credit card |
| 00:40:36 |
Sure. |
| 00:40:39 |
There you go. |
| 00:40:43 |
Oh. |
| 00:40:45 |
Well, at least |
| 00:40:47 |
Oh, please. That has "affair" |
| 00:40:50 |
Why do you say that? |
| 00:40:51 |
Who makes out |
| 00:40:54 |
See, ring... |
| 00:40:55 |
no ring. |
| 00:40:57 |
I bet Gordon's having an affair. |
| 00:41:00 |
You think? |
| 00:41:02 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:04 |
You know what, I really do. |
| 00:41:06 |
Um, I'm sorry, miss, |
| 00:41:09 |
that your credit card's |
| 00:41:11 |
Canceled? |
| 00:41:13 |
Gordon virus. |
| 00:41:14 |
Goddamn it! |
| 00:41:15 |
No. No, no, no. |
| 00:41:16 |
Look, I know he wants |
| 00:41:17 |
but, believe me, he would not |
| 00:41:19 |
Um, excuse me, could |
| 00:41:21 |
Honey, if he |
| 00:41:23 |
he canceled all the cards. |
| 00:41:28 |
Excuse me, one second. |
| 00:41:30 |
No, uh... |
| 00:41:36 |
Denise... hi. |
| 00:41:41 |
It's not... |
| 00:41:50 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:41:58 |
I just landed. |
| 00:42:00 |
I'll take care of business... |
| 00:42:01 |
Hey, fatboy, |
| 00:42:03 |
Uh, these tickets |
| 00:42:05 |
say, uh, "Durango." |
| 00:42:06 |
Uh, we need, |
| 00:42:09 |
It's going to take me |
| 00:42:17 |
Hey, Joe. |
| 00:42:18 |
What a nice surprise. |
| 00:42:21 |
Oh, nice look, |
| 00:42:23 |
So racking up |
| 00:42:24 |
those frequent flyer miles? |
| 00:42:26 |
Yeah, thanks for the world tour, |
| 00:42:27 |
Well, you've been |
| 00:42:30 |
for about a month, so I figured |
| 00:42:31 |
it was payback time. |
| 00:42:32 |
You figured that out, huh? |
| 00:42:33 |
Yeah, using my brain and all. |
| 00:42:35 |
Yeah, well, the way I see it |
| 00:42:37 |
all those jobs were mine |
| 00:42:40 |
So I was just taking back |
| 00:42:42 |
You grew up around a lot |
| 00:42:45 |
Enough of the chitchat. |
| 00:42:47 |
What girl? |
| 00:42:48 |
Oh, Sara? |
| 00:42:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:50 |
Oh, I think she's in Copenhagen. |
| 00:42:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:53 |
Really? |
| 00:42:54 |
Yeah, the luge finals. |
| 00:42:55 |
Oh. |
| 00:42:57 |
Well, that wouldn't be her |
| 00:42:59 |
over there now, |
| 00:43:02 |
Yo, Tony! |
| 00:43:05 |
What? |
| 00:43:15 |
Hey, look, that man... |
| 00:43:16 |
He's trying to serve you. |
| 00:43:17 |
What? |
| 00:43:18 |
Go, go, go, go! |
| 00:43:19 |
Here. |
| 00:43:24 |
Ooh! |
| 00:43:27 |
Oh! |
| 00:43:28 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:43:29 |
No. |
| 00:43:52 |
You okay? |
| 00:43:53 |
No. |
| 00:43:56 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:44:02 |
Can we get off, please? |
| 00:44:21 |
Oh! |
| 00:44:23 |
My pant leg's stuck. |
| 00:44:25 |
Oh. |
| 00:44:26 |
Okay. Uh... |
| 00:44:27 |
Here. |
| 00:44:28 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:44:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:36 |
Jesus Christ! I said "help me," |
| 00:44:38 |
Oh, I'm sorry... |
| 00:44:40 |
over the big machine |
| 00:44:42 |
that was going to rip you |
| 00:44:46 |
Come on. |
| 00:44:47 |
Well, I only have |
| 00:44:50 |
if you hadn't noticed. |
| 00:44:51 |
Well, I for one |
| 00:44:53 |
Find me something to wear. |
| 00:44:54 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:55 |
No, not this one. |
| 00:45:04 |
-Here. |
| 00:45:07 |
I'll do it. |
| 00:45:21 |
American woman... |
| 00:45:24 |
Huh. |
| 00:45:25 |
Which Judd sister are you? |
| 00:45:27 |
Hey, it's the only |
| 00:45:29 |
That fits? |
| 00:45:30 |
Yes. |
| 00:45:32 |
Yee-haw. |
| 00:45:48 |
I ain't cleaning it up. |
| 00:45:59 |
Excuse me, cowboy. |
| 00:46:01 |
Miss, I'm looking for my friend. |
| 00:46:02 |
You know, the guy |
| 00:46:05 |
You mean that guy who |
| 00:46:06 |
Yeah, what a kidder, |
| 00:46:08 |
Can you tell me |
| 00:46:09 |
-Amarillo. |
| 00:46:10 |
Amarillo, yeah. |
| 00:46:12 |
and he didn't get his tickets. |
| 00:46:13 |
This his wallet? |
| 00:46:14 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:15 |
Good. |
| 00:46:16 |
I'll make sure he gets it back. |
| 00:46:18 |
Oh, no. Sir... |
| 00:46:19 |
Amarillo. |
| 00:46:20 |
What the hell is in Amarillo? |
| 00:46:23 |
Asshole. |
| 00:46:26 |
The Pepsi Monster Smash |
| 00:46:26 |
The Pepsi Monster Smash |
| 00:46:29 |
this Friday, Friday, Friday! |
| 00:46:30 |
And two shows Saturday |
| 00:46:32 |
See Cyclops thrash... |
| 00:46:51 |
Baby, I was down for the count |
| 00:46:53 |
Swimmin' around, |
| 00:46:58 |
I think we should find |
| 00:47:00 |
What? We're making great time. |
| 00:47:01 |
You said we're like |
| 00:47:03 |
All I know is, |
| 00:47:05 |
onto a cattle ranch |
| 00:47:07 |
two things are |
| 00:47:08 |
one, you're going |
| 00:47:11 |
and two, you're going |
| 00:47:12 |
So, you want to get a hotel? |
| 00:47:16 |
I'm living proof |
| 00:47:20 |
It's not impossible... |
| 00:47:39 |
Come and get 'em, Joe. |
| 00:47:41 |
I'll be waiting. |
| 00:00:06 |
Don't shoot! Don't shoot! |
| 00:00:09 |
Hold up! |
| 00:00:10 |
I'm no thief! |
| 00:00:12 |
I'm just a process server. |
| 00:00:17 |
Ow! |
| 00:00:24 |
Let me get this straight. |
| 00:00:26 |
You're telling me you're here |
| 00:00:28 |
doing spot inspections? |
| 00:00:30 |
And I should give you |
| 00:00:33 |
so you can see how it is? |
| 00:00:35 |
That's correct, sir. |
| 00:00:37 |
And let me just say |
| 00:00:38 |
the degree of professionalism |
| 00:00:39 |
that you are exhibiting |
| 00:00:41 |
will undoubtedly go |
| 00:00:43 |
Well, let me just say |
| 00:00:45 |
that either you fork over |
| 00:00:49 |
plumb out |
| 00:00:50 |
of luck, mister. |
| 00:00:52 |
Got me? |
| 00:00:53 |
We're sleeping in the car. |
| 00:00:57 |
Let me have a go. |
| 00:00:59 |
Sir, we've been robbed. |
| 00:01:00 |
Please take pity on us. |
| 00:01:02 |
Lady, there ain't no way |
| 00:01:03 |
in hell I'm going to give |
| 00:01:20 |
That's, uh... |
| 00:01:22 |
room 17. |
| 00:01:23 |
Thank you. |
| 00:01:26 |
Oh, and we do have |
| 00:01:29 |
as well. |
| 00:01:31 |
And let me know if you |
| 00:01:35 |
I love you! |
| 00:01:39 |
Bummer. |
| 00:01:43 |
Hey... |
| 00:01:46 |
How was your bath? |
| 00:01:48 |
You mean shower. |
| 00:01:49 |
There's no tub in here. |
| 00:01:51 |
Oh, well, I'll call |
| 00:01:53 |
Oh, no, wait a minute-- |
| 00:01:54 |
you got a free room |
| 00:01:56 |
Tease me all you like. |
| 00:01:57 |
I just don't feel right |
| 00:01:59 |
I don't get you Americans |
| 00:02:01 |
Well, it could be worse. |
| 00:02:02 |
We could be French |
| 00:02:04 |
You must admit, though |
| 00:02:06 |
it's pretty cool the way |
| 00:02:09 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:02:17 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:02:20 |
Well, I've gotten into bed, |
| 00:02:23 |
No, I am the girl; |
| 00:02:25 |
All right, |
| 00:02:26 |
why don't you draw |
| 00:02:28 |
and I will promise |
| 00:02:30 |
Okay. |
| 00:02:32 |
My line goes all the way |
| 00:02:34 |
I knew you were going |
| 00:02:39 |
Thank you. |
| 00:02:46 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:02:54 |
Comfy? |
| 00:02:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:02:57 |
Light's out? |
| 00:02:59 |
No, you know what |
| 00:03:00 |
I'm just going to stay up |
| 00:03:04 |
Good night. |
| 00:03:05 |
Yeah, I guess I got |
| 00:03:16 |
You know, assuming you serve |
| 00:03:19 |
what are you going |
| 00:03:21 |
Why do girls always have |
| 00:03:23 |
after "good night"? |
| 00:03:25 |
Come on, I'm just curious. |
| 00:03:26 |
Well... |
| 00:03:27 |
if you must know |
| 00:03:29 |
I was kind of hoping |
| 00:03:32 |
Napa Valley or somewhere. |
| 00:03:34 |
Come on, I'm being serious. |
| 00:03:36 |
Oh, seriously. |
| 00:03:39 |
Well... |
| 00:03:41 |
A while back I was this |
| 00:03:44 |
I had all the attachments |
| 00:03:47 |
You know, a big house, |
| 00:03:50 |
beautiful girlfriend. |
| 00:03:53 |
Fiancee actually. |
| 00:03:55 |
That sounds terrible. |
| 00:03:56 |
I can see why you |
| 00:03:59 |
Well, anyway, I was given |
| 00:04:02 |
to defend this guy |
| 00:04:06 |
In other words, the mob. |
| 00:04:08 |
Really? How did you know that? |
| 00:04:10 |
I have an eye for that kind |
| 00:04:12 |
And he told me |
| 00:04:15 |
Then I realized |
| 00:04:17 |
I'd just become this cliche. |
| 00:04:19 |
Some sleazy defense attorney. |
| 00:04:22 |
And at that moment, boom-- |
| 00:04:23 |
I got out. |
| 00:04:25 |
I don't blame you. |
| 00:04:26 |
Well, the beautiful fiancee did. |
| 00:04:29 |
As soon as the money ran out, |
| 00:04:31 |
Ow. |
| 00:04:33 |
Yeah, ow. |
| 00:04:37 |
You know, all kidding aside |
| 00:04:39 |
after you quit, |
| 00:04:41 |
Well, being successful |
| 00:04:44 |
No. |
| 00:04:46 |
So your girlfriend |
| 00:04:48 |
because you didn't have |
| 00:04:51 |
and my husband's ditching me |
| 00:04:53 |
to get it all. Hmm. |
| 00:04:54 |
All right, good night then. |
| 00:04:57 |
Good night then. |
| 00:05:15 |
Oh, all right. |
| 00:05:18 |
All right, what? |
| 00:05:20 |
I moved the line. |
| 00:05:21 |
Oh. |
| 00:05:24 |
It's still there. |
| 00:05:26 |
Oh. |
| 00:05:27 |
Come on. |
| 00:05:35 |
Thanks. |
| 00:05:36 |
Thank you. |
| 00:05:40 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:05:41 |
That's okay. |
| 00:05:43 |
Just don't let it happen again. |
| 00:06:09 |
Gentlemen, I'd like |
| 00:06:13 |
Now, I know in your country |
| 00:06:16 |
when you visit |
| 00:06:18 |
Who are all those Japanese guys |
| 00:06:20 |
I have no idea. |
| 00:06:21 |
If you do that around here... |
| 00:06:23 |
Go on, go serve him. |
| 00:06:25 |
Okay. |
| 00:06:26 |
Oh, no, wait. |
| 00:06:31 |
Who's that? |
| 00:06:32 |
That is trouble. |
| 00:06:41 |
Wyatt Earp looks pissed. |
| 00:06:45 |
Quick, let's get |
| 00:06:54 |
Hey, Vernon. |
| 00:06:57 |
I need you for a minute. |
| 00:07:07 |
Boy, am I glad to see you two. |
| 00:07:09 |
Really? |
| 00:07:11 |
Of course he is. |
| 00:07:12 |
Follow me. |
| 00:07:13 |
Okay. |
| 00:07:21 |
Well, you sure made it |
| 00:07:23 |
Now, we're just having |
| 00:07:27 |
milking that old boy today. |
| 00:07:31 |
Well, that's the problem. |
| 00:07:33 |
See, if you want |
| 00:07:33 |
you need to use a girl cow. |
| 00:07:37 |
Uh, you are the vet, right? |
| 00:07:41 |
Yes, I am the vet. |
| 00:07:43 |
And I'm the vet's nurse. |
| 00:07:48 |
Um, it's casual Friday. |
| 00:07:51 |
Well, Tornado over there, |
| 00:07:54 |
our feistiest bull. |
| 00:07:55 |
Good for at least |
| 00:07:58 |
But today, hell, we can't |
| 00:08:02 |
Uh, would you all |
| 00:08:04 |
I need to talk with my... |
| 00:08:05 |
nurse. |
| 00:08:08 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:08:11 |
Tell me they are |
| 00:08:13 |
what I think they're |
| 00:08:15 |
What do you think |
| 00:08:18 |
Masturbating |
| 00:08:19 |
Ding, ding, ding, |
| 00:08:21 |
So what do you think, Doc? |
| 00:08:24 |
Well, you know what, |
| 00:08:26 |
uh, telling us that a sheep |
| 00:08:29 |
and is shrinking |
| 00:08:33 |
Just getting |
| 00:08:34 |
Go look over there. |
| 00:08:35 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:08:36 |
You better find somebody |
| 00:08:38 |
How small can |
| 00:08:41 |
So, um, how do you |
| 00:08:44 |
What do you do |
| 00:08:45 |
to get the bulls... |
| 00:08:46 |
ready? |
| 00:08:47 |
You know, the regular way. |
| 00:08:48 |
But we've been trying that |
| 00:08:50 |
for over an hour. |
| 00:08:51 |
Poor ol' Mickey, there, can't |
| 00:08:54 |
Well, maybe it's just |
| 00:08:56 |
I mean, that is |
| 00:08:57 |
but, uh, maybe Tornado |
| 00:08:58 |
needs a little bit more oomph. |
| 00:09:00 |
Like what? |
| 00:09:01 |
Have you tried a Barry White CD? |
| 00:09:04 |
Why don't you just do |
| 00:09:06 |
when this happened to Attila? |
| 00:09:07 |
You know, relieve |
| 00:09:08 |
on the prostate? |
| 00:09:10 |
Prostate pressure. |
| 00:09:11 |
Right, um... |
| 00:09:13 |
Nurse, did you bring the tools? |
| 00:09:16 |
Um, no, I'm afraid |
| 00:09:17 |
She forgot the tools. |
| 00:09:19 |
Can't really do anything |
| 00:09:22 |
That's all right, Doc. |
| 00:09:24 |
We got everything you need. |
| 00:09:33 |
Oh, dear God. |
| 00:09:58 |
Here, let me help. |
| 00:10:01 |
Let's get you nice |
| 00:10:03 |
How far up is |
| 00:10:05 |
When you think you've |
| 00:10:08 |
We're ready when you are, Doc. |
| 00:10:29 |
You fellows haven't |
| 00:10:31 |
any Mexican food, have you? |
| 00:10:37 |
Whoa. |
| 00:10:39 |
Get your dumb ass over here! |
| 00:10:40 |
Yes, Mr. Vernon. |
| 00:10:42 |
Keep looking! |
| 00:10:43 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:10:46 |
Go on, Doc. |
| 00:10:48 |
He ain't gonna give |
| 00:10:49 |
Especially not from this end. |
| 00:11:08 |
How's it feel in there, Doc? |
| 00:11:11 |
Compared to what? |
| 00:11:12 |
Better go a little further, Doc. |
| 00:11:14 |
Ain't nothing happening yet. |
| 00:11:16 |
Let me help you, Doc. |
| 00:11:19 |
Whoo-ha! That's the spot, Doc! |
| 00:11:21 |
You got it! |
| 00:11:22 |
Do it till you're satisfied |
| 00:11:24 |
Whatever it is |
| 00:11:26 |
Do it, do it |
| 00:11:28 |
Damn, that thing sure |
| 00:11:32 |
Do it till you're satisfied |
| 00:11:33 |
Whatever it is |
| 00:11:34 |
Do it, do it... |
| 00:11:36 |
I'm uncomfortable. |
| 00:11:38 |
Help, oh... |
| 00:11:39 |
Sure wish you folks could've |
| 00:11:42 |
Mr. Moore came by |
| 00:11:43 |
and had a bunch of those |
| 00:11:46 |
and it was damn embarrassing. |
| 00:11:47 |
Old Tornado couldn't put on |
| 00:11:49 |
Look at him go. |
| 00:11:50 |
Oh, great-- |
| 00:11:52 |
What, was he giving them |
| 00:11:53 |
Iike a little special tour |
| 00:11:55 |
I think it was a little more |
| 00:11:57 |
I hear he's trying to sell |
| 00:11:59 |
Hey, you hear that, Doc? |
| 00:12:01 |
Mr. Moore is trying to sell |
| 00:12:04 |
That's fascinating. |
| 00:12:13 |
I can't believe |
| 00:12:15 |
to sell his company. |
| 00:12:16 |
Mind you, I have to say |
| 00:12:17 |
I think it's good news |
| 00:12:19 |
Well, you know |
| 00:12:20 |
if he's in the middle |
| 00:12:22 |
he can hardly skip town. |
| 00:12:23 |
You don't seem |
| 00:12:25 |
Did you see what |
| 00:12:28 |
I'm going to need |
| 00:12:30 |
A bull is lighting a cigarette |
| 00:12:46 |
There goes my mark. |
| 00:12:49 |
Hey, come on. |
| 00:13:10 |
Oh my God! Quick! |
| 00:13:17 |
No, no, no... |
| 00:13:27 |
Oh... |
| 00:13:29 |
Come on, quick. |
| 00:13:40 |
That guy must hate |
| 00:13:48 |
No. No, Mr. Cedron |
| 00:13:51 |
every... everything's under |
| 00:13:55 |
I just need a little more time. |
| 00:13:58 |
If everything's |
| 00:13:59 |
tell me what that process server |
| 00:14:02 |
Gordon's Ranch up in Durango |
| 00:14:04 |
What? |
| 00:14:05 |
Listen, dirtbag, |
| 00:14:07 |
I'm going to have these papers |
| 00:14:08 |
That means you better |
| 00:14:09 |
by the end of the day, |
| 00:14:12 |
You understand? |
| 00:14:14 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:14:15 |
Page Tony! |
| 00:14:17 |
Tony's holding on line two. |
| 00:14:20 |
How'd he do that? |
| 00:14:22 |
Where the hell are you?! |
| 00:14:24 |
Don't give me any lip, Ray. |
| 00:14:26 |
I got shot. |
| 00:14:26 |
What? |
| 00:14:28 |
Some nurse is about to pick |
| 00:14:30 |
with a pair |
| 00:14:32 |
So just chill, all right? |
| 00:14:35 |
Lucky for you these wounds are |
| 00:14:38 |
First we got to mow that lawn. |
| 00:14:41 |
I've been meaning |
| 00:14:43 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:14:44 |
Tony, where are you now? |
| 00:14:46 |
Amarillo. |
| 00:14:47 |
I found out Joe and the girl |
| 00:14:50 |
Mr. Moore at his ranch |
| 00:14:51 |
so I figured I'd ambush 'em. |
| 00:14:53 |
Amarillo? |
| 00:14:54 |
Father, help me. |
| 00:14:56 |
They are in Durango. |
| 00:14:59 |
Du-Durango? |
| 00:15:01 |
What the h...? |
| 00:15:02 |
You know, that Joe's |
| 00:15:03 |
one big pain in my... |
| 00:15:05 |
Sorry. |
| 00:15:07 |
Must've snagged a weed. |
| 00:15:09 |
I got a goddamn butcher here! |
| 00:15:13 |
Durango. |
| 00:15:14 |
Durango! |
| 00:15:20 |
Yeah. |
| 00:15:24 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:15:26 |
Mm-hmm... |
| 00:15:29 |
Whoa, nice house. |
| 00:15:30 |
Thanks. |
| 00:15:31 |
You know what? |
| 00:15:32 |
I can't wait to check |
| 00:15:34 |
to see just who he thinks |
| 00:15:37 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 00:15:38 |
What if somebody's home? |
| 00:15:39 |
There's only Maria, |
| 00:15:41 |
All right, at least |
| 00:15:43 |
You go through the back |
| 00:15:45 |
and I'll distract |
| 00:15:47 |
All right, |
| 00:15:49 |
I really like her. |
| 00:15:50 |
I think I can |
| 00:15:52 |
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm... |
| 00:16:00 |
Hi. |
| 00:16:01 |
Holy... |
| 00:16:02 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:16:04 |
Are you... Maria? |
| 00:16:06 |
No, I'm Kate. |
| 00:16:08 |
Do you know Maria? |
| 00:16:09 |
Do I know Maria? |
| 00:16:12 |
Yes. Maria's my, uh... |
| 00:16:15 |
second cousin, |
| 00:16:17 |
Oh, my! Well, let me |
| 00:16:19 |
Oh, no, no, |
| 00:16:20 |
If I know Maria-- and I do-- |
| 00:16:22 |
she's not going to want |
| 00:16:24 |
until she looks |
| 00:16:26 |
if you know what I'm saying. |
| 00:16:28 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:16:29 |
Do you...? |
| 00:16:30 |
Do you have...? |
| 00:16:31 |
Do yo... Do you have |
| 00:16:34 |
because when you say |
| 00:16:37 |
you're not kidding |
| 00:16:39 |
Oh, of course. |
| 00:16:41 |
Oh, gracias. |
| 00:16:42 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:16:46 |
Um, let me show you |
| 00:16:52 |
So, are you |
| 00:16:54 |
What? |
| 00:16:55 |
Well, Maria's |
| 00:16:57 |
so I figured... |
| 00:16:59 |
Oh, that's right. |
| 00:17:01 |
Go, lguanas. |
| 00:17:03 |
Well, your English |
| 00:17:05 |
Well, we had cable, |
| 00:17:07 |
Oh... |
| 00:17:08 |
All right, |
| 00:17:10 |
Is that all wine? |
| 00:17:11 |
Yeah, my boyfriend |
| 00:17:13 |
has quite the collection. |
| 00:17:15 |
Well, he is a lucky man, |
| 00:17:39 |
No more callers. |
| 00:17:40 |
We've got a winner. |
| 00:17:59 |
Wow. |
| 00:18:01 |
I take it y'all don't have |
| 00:18:03 |
down in El Salvador. |
| 00:18:04 |
What? |
| 00:18:06 |
Oh, yes, no. |
| 00:18:06 |
Where I'm from, |
| 00:18:08 |
Ole. |
| 00:18:11 |
Have you ever had |
| 00:18:13 |
that is so good |
| 00:18:16 |
and then you pour it |
| 00:18:18 |
I'm sorry, |
| 00:18:21 |
But my Gordy sure is. |
| 00:18:22 |
"My Gordy"?! |
| 00:18:23 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:18:25 |
Who the hell are you?! |
| 00:18:26 |
Oh, you must be Sara. |
| 00:18:29 |
And you must be banging |
| 00:18:31 |
I am truly sorry, Sara. |
| 00:18:34 |
Mrs. Moore to you, okay? |
| 00:18:35 |
Look, things happen. |
| 00:18:36 |
You shouldn't blame |
| 00:18:38 |
Blame myself? |
| 00:18:39 |
Are you insane? |
| 00:18:40 |
I'm blaming you, you twinkie |
| 00:18:42 |
and that asshole |
| 00:18:44 |
So... |
| 00:18:45 |
Come on, you! |
| 00:18:46 |
Well, you just got |
| 00:18:48 |
a quick glimpse |
| 00:18:50 |
When it happens to you, |
| 00:18:54 |
Adios, twinkie. |
| 00:19:01 |
Whoa. |
| 00:19:08 |
Let's take the Jag. |
| 00:19:10 |
Yeah, let's take the Jag. |
| 00:19:18 |
I'd give my life for a hot bath. |
| 00:19:20 |
What? |
| 00:19:21 |
A hot... Are we suddenly deaf? |
| 00:19:23 |
No. I just like hearing you |
| 00:19:26 |
Oh. Well, I'd really like one. |
| 00:19:28 |
I think I saw a Motel 6 |
| 00:19:31 |
Wouldn't you prefer |
| 00:19:33 |
Sara, your breasts are great, |
| 00:19:36 |
Joe. |
| 00:19:37 |
Uh, I don't think |
| 00:19:38 |
they're going to get us |
| 00:19:40 |
Do you think cash would? |
| 00:19:48 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:19:56 |
Oh, hello, marble bathtub. |
| 00:20:00 |
Yes! |
| 00:20:19 |
Do you mind if I have |
| 00:20:22 |
-Coming up. |
| 00:20:23 |
So, it says here |
| 00:20:25 |
all his assets |
| 00:20:28 |
Yeah, and, let's not |
| 00:20:32 |
Music? |
| 00:20:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:20:39 |
So, a quick divorce |
| 00:20:40 |
then he makes |
| 00:20:43 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:20:44 |
Seems like Gordon cares |
| 00:20:46 |
more than anything. |
| 00:20:47 |
Unbelievable. |
| 00:20:48 |
Yeah, unbelievable. |
| 00:20:56 |
I have something else |
| 00:20:58 |
I did a bit more stealing |
| 00:21:00 |
In fact, I got his passport |
| 00:21:04 |
Nice work, 99. |
| 00:21:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:21:08 |
Hey, you know what? |
| 00:21:10 |
He went to St. Barth's |
| 00:21:11 |
And, hey, look at this. |
| 00:21:14 |
Acapulco on the 17th. |
| 00:21:15 |
That was our wedding |
| 00:21:18 |
I distinctly remember |
| 00:21:20 |
he had to do business |
| 00:21:21 |
Instead, he was, um, |
| 00:21:26 |
Sara, if Gordon can't tell |
| 00:21:29 |
and intelligent you are, |
| 00:21:35 |
And now I'm an idiot |
| 00:21:39 |
Didn't sound like |
| 00:21:43 |
'Cause when we're torn apart |
| 00:21:44 |
Shattered and scarred |
| 00:21:47 |
Love has the grace |
| 00:21:52 |
We're just |
| 00:21:54 |
When in each other's arms... |
| 00:21:58 |
Am I hearing waves? |
| 00:21:59 |
Don't you mean fireworks? |
| 00:22:01 |
No, waves. |
| 00:22:06 |
Bugger! |
| 00:22:07 |
Oh! |
| 00:22:11 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:22:13 |
Sorry about that. |
| 00:22:15 |
No, no, that's... |
| 00:22:17 |
that's okay. |
| 00:22:20 |
Well, I think I'll just, uh, |
| 00:22:23 |
Great idea. |
| 00:22:24 |
I got some Mr. Bubbles |
| 00:22:26 |
Alone. |
| 00:22:28 |
You know, I think |
| 00:22:30 |
to find Gordon. |
| 00:22:32 |
Business first. |
| 00:22:34 |
Right, yeah. |
| 00:22:35 |
Business first. |
| 00:22:38 |
You know, I was just about |
| 00:22:41 |
-Okay. |
| 00:22:51 |
Well, I'm going to go out |
| 00:22:53 |
alone. |
| 00:23:04 |
-Hi. |
| 00:23:09 |
I'm a veterinarian. |
| 00:23:11 |
A cow just beeped me. |
| 00:23:21 |
My ship came in, |
| 00:23:24 |
I was the toast of the town, |
| 00:23:27 |
I had a run of good luck |
| 00:23:29 |
And she ran it |
| 00:23:33 |
And now she's puttin' on |
| 00:23:35 |
And I get to play the clown |
| 00:23:40 |
I had the wind in my sails, |
| 00:23:42 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:23:44 |
Very funny. |
| 00:23:47 |
Can I get you |
| 00:23:49 |
I would really love |
| 00:23:51 |
You got it. |
| 00:23:53 |
Let's get down |
| 00:23:56 |
Okay. |
| 00:23:57 |
Look, Gordon is |
| 00:24:00 |
This much we agree on. |
| 00:24:03 |
And believe me, |
| 00:24:04 |
his ex-wife |
| 00:24:05 |
I'm in it |
| 00:24:07 |
Really? |
| 00:24:09 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:10 |
And I know how |
| 00:24:11 |
If you serve Gordon first |
| 00:24:12 |
then he's going |
| 00:24:14 |
and Sara gets half |
| 00:24:16 |
But to serve him, |
| 00:24:21 |
And you know where he is. |
| 00:24:23 |
Look, there is no way |
| 00:24:25 |
that Gordon's marrying me |
| 00:24:27 |
so if I want to be |
| 00:24:29 |
and I do-- |
| 00:24:31 |
I have got to wait |
| 00:24:34 |
for the next 20 years. |
| 00:24:36 |
Thank you. |
| 00:24:38 |
Thank you. |
| 00:24:41 |
Or... I can serve him up |
| 00:24:46 |
a million dollars? |
| 00:24:47 |
And I'll never have |
| 00:24:49 |
Everybody wins. |
| 00:24:51 |
Except for Gordo. |
| 00:24:53 |
Exactly. |
| 00:24:54 |
Just one snag, though. |
| 00:24:55 |
None of the money is mine. |
| 00:24:57 |
I'd have to talk |
| 00:24:59 |
So talk. |
| 00:25:07 |
Hey. |
| 00:25:09 |
Hey. Nice robe. |
| 00:25:11 |
Thank you. |
| 00:25:12 |
You'll see. |
| 00:25:14 |
Hmm? |
| 00:25:17 |
What the hell is she doing here? |
| 00:25:18 |
She paged me. |
| 00:25:20 |
Why? |
| 00:25:22 |
Look, before you get |
| 00:25:24 |
hear her out, okay? |
| 00:25:25 |
She's got a great plan. |
| 00:25:27 |
Look, before we |
| 00:25:28 |
get into all that |
| 00:25:29 |
I just wanted to say, Sara |
| 00:25:31 |
I feel really badly |
| 00:25:32 |
about stealing your husband. |
| 00:25:35 |
So badly, in fact, that there's |
| 00:25:38 |
Sara Moore, |
| 00:25:40 |
for divorce under the laws |
| 00:25:41 |
governing the great |
| 00:25:43 |
Joe! Do something. |
| 00:25:45 |
Take another one for my buddy |
| 00:25:46 |
Joe here, |
| 00:25:48 |
Cheese. |
| 00:25:49 |
Beautiful, beautiful. |
| 00:25:51 |
Thank you. Mmm... |
| 00:25:54 |
Classic honey trap. |
| 00:25:55 |
Oldest trick in the book. |
| 00:25:57 |
You should read it sometime. |
| 00:26:00 |
Oh, and I'll see you |
| 00:26:02 |
when you come to |
| 00:26:03 |
ass wipe. |
| 00:26:07 |
Look what I got. |
| 00:26:14 |
He is cute. |
| 00:26:16 |
It's too bad |
| 00:26:17 |
he's just a process server. |
| 00:26:27 |
So, one look at a girl |
| 00:26:30 |
and suddenly you're stupid? |
| 00:26:32 |
It's not the way this was |
| 00:26:34 |
How could you blow this? |
| 00:26:38 |
It seemed like a good idea |
| 00:26:40 |
Look, Sara, |
| 00:26:42 |
on what we have to do now? |
| 00:26:43 |
Yes, we can. |
| 00:26:46 |
You can focus |
| 00:26:47 |
of this hotel room. |
| 00:26:48 |
Go. Get out of here. |
| 00:26:52 |
Good-bye? |
| 00:26:56 |
That's it? |
| 00:26:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:59 |
Go on. There's |
| 00:27:14 |
You a genius, you hear me? |
| 00:27:16 |
A goddamn genius! |
| 00:27:17 |
That's all right. |
| 00:27:18 |
You know what? |
| 00:27:20 |
It's only been |
| 00:27:22 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:27:23 |
Da Vinci, Stallone |
| 00:27:25 |
and now you, Tony. |
| 00:27:26 |
Oh, thank you, Ray. |
| 00:27:27 |
I swear... |
| 00:27:29 |
I love you for this. |
| 00:27:31 |
You know what? |
| 00:27:32 |
I need you to fax me |
| 00:27:34 |
take the originals |
| 00:27:35 |
and get your butt back here. |
| 00:27:37 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:27:38 |
I'm going to buy you |
| 00:27:40 |
You hear me? |
| 00:27:41 |
On my way. |
| 00:27:43 |
Okay. Look here, you know what? |
| 00:27:45 |
It's okay... fly first class. |
| 00:27:46 |
First class? |
| 00:27:47 |
-Good. |
| 00:27:49 |
What? |
| 00:27:52 |
Make that business class. |
| 00:27:53 |
-Business? Okay. |
| 00:27:55 |
I gotcha, uh-huh, huh |
| 00:27:57 |
You thought I didn't see ya now, |
| 00:28:00 |
Uh-huh... now give me |
| 00:28:02 |
Give it here, come on! |
| 00:28:11 |
I wore myself out. |
| 00:28:37 |
Did he...? |
| 00:28:38 |
Wait a minute, I need a phone. |
| 00:28:39 |
I need a phone! |
| 00:28:41 |
Ray, Joe's on line one. |
| 00:28:46 |
Hello, loser. |
| 00:28:48 |
You little dirty... |
| 00:28:50 |
to double-cross me, didn't you? |
| 00:28:52 |
You know what? |
| 00:28:54 |
It's over. |
| 00:28:55 |
Yeah, I guess |
| 00:28:57 |
That's right. |
| 00:28:58 |
Who's my bitch, huh? |
| 00:29:00 |
Who's my bi...tch? |
| 00:29:04 |
Yeah, I'm your bitch. |
| 00:29:06 |
So, uh, did Tony |
| 00:29:09 |
You know what? He sure did. |
| 00:29:11 |
And he's flying |
| 00:29:14 |
Oh... see... |
| 00:29:15 |
I was really hoping |
| 00:29:16 |
that he didn't drop |
| 00:29:19 |
Well, you can hope |
| 00:29:21 |
'cause he did. It's over. |
| 00:29:22 |
Now, you probably have a, uh... |
| 00:29:24 |
copy of that file |
| 00:29:26 |
Would you mind, uh, telling me |
| 00:29:27 |
what time |
| 00:29:29 |
I'd love to know that. |
| 00:29:30 |
7:04. You hear that? |
| 00:29:32 |
Remember it, write it down, |
| 00:29:35 |
I don't care what you do. |
| 00:29:36 |
Seven, zero, and then |
| 00:29:38 |
it's a big four after that. |
| 00:29:40 |
It's over. |
| 00:29:41 |
Yeah, that's so funny, |
| 00:29:43 |
because, uh, my watch here |
| 00:29:45 |
Looks like Retardo Montalban |
| 00:29:50 |
With the time difference |
| 00:29:52 |
I can still serve Gordon. |
| 00:29:53 |
I've still got 49 minutes. 49. |
| 00:29:57 |
You know that number. |
| 00:29:58 |
Your l.Q. |
| 00:30:07 |
Hello? |
| 00:30:08 |
Gordon Moore, Milt. |
| 00:30:09 |
What do you got? |
| 00:30:10 |
You want to hear what's great? |
| 00:30:12 |
Your guy's got Lojack. |
| 00:30:13 |
For a very reasonable |
| 00:30:15 |
I can tell you exactly |
| 00:30:17 |
Milt, you are a beautiful, |
| 00:30:19 |
All right, |
| 00:30:21 |
of Lakeville and Beverly. |
| 00:30:22 |
I looked it up. |
| 00:30:24 |
You got it. |
| 00:30:25 |
You just made five grand. |
| 00:30:32 |
Sure, but after taxes...? |
| 00:30:38 |
On the screens ahead of you, |
| 00:30:41 |
But first, |
| 00:30:43 |
the fasten-seat-belt sign, |
| 00:30:46 |
Please remain seated |
| 00:30:54 |
Sir, please take your seat. |
| 00:30:55 |
No, excuse me. |
| 00:30:56 |
Uh, I'm a... |
| 00:30:58 |
and I got a patient that needs |
| 00:31:01 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:31:03 |
I don't look like a goddamn |
| 00:31:09 |
Get in. |
| 00:31:11 |
Are you high? |
| 00:31:12 |
This is better. Look, |
| 00:31:14 |
It's over, you idiot. |
| 00:31:15 |
You've blown it. |
| 00:31:16 |
We have another hour |
| 00:31:18 |
An hour? |
| 00:31:20 |
Yeah, uh, Mrs. Siebler, |
| 00:31:23 |
We-we got her. |
| 00:31:25 |
Uh-huh, yeah, we did. |
| 00:31:27 |
Listen, there is just |
| 00:31:32 |
We didn't "get her" get her, |
| 00:31:40 |
I... I mean, in a way, |
| 00:31:43 |
but not like |
| 00:31:46 |
You know how, you say |
| 00:31:48 |
Iike if you was playing |
| 00:31:50 |
and you get it, but you don't |
| 00:31:52 |
but you get it? |
| 00:31:53 |
That's kind of the way |
| 00:31:56 |
is she got, but not really got, |
| 00:32:00 |
It's kind of an enigma. |
| 00:32:07 |
Now to us, |
| 00:32:10 |
but to a cow, |
| 00:32:15 |
You know what to do. |
| 00:32:16 |
Keep them boys tethered. |
| 00:32:17 |
Sit. |
| 00:32:19 |
Shh. |
| 00:32:23 |
Oh, and I got a belly full |
| 00:32:26 |
Gordon Moore! |
| 00:32:28 |
I am hereby here |
| 00:32:41 |
Gordo! |
| 00:32:42 |
-This is Warren. |
| 00:32:43 |
Gordon, finally, damn. |
| 00:32:45 |
Look, Sara's been served |
| 00:32:46 |
but there's been a problem. |
| 00:32:47 |
Hey, you're telling |
| 00:32:49 |
She and that process server |
| 00:32:51 |
are crawling all over |
| 00:32:53 |
I got you, Gordo! |
| 00:32:56 |
Ooh... damn longhorns. |
| 00:32:58 |
Uh, Gordon... |
| 00:33:01 |
Hang on. |
| 00:33:03 |
Gordo! |
| 00:33:04 |
Okay, go ahead. Yeah? |
| 00:33:06 |
Gordon, this whole thing's |
| 00:33:07 |
a little difficult |
| 00:33:09 |
They can still serve you, Gordon |
| 00:33:10 |
so you can't let them catch you |
| 00:33:13 |
Just stay away from them |
| 00:33:15 |
That'll be till 7:04. |
| 00:33:17 |
Can you do that, do you think? |
| 00:33:18 |
Uh... |
| 00:33:21 |
Yeah, now I can. |
| 00:33:27 |
Season ticket holder. |
| 00:33:32 |
Yeah? |
| 00:33:34 |
Look, I've just talked |
| 00:33:35 |
Get your ass |
| 00:33:36 |
down to Union Arena. |
| 00:33:37 |
We got to keep Joe off |
| 00:33:40 |
Got it. Hey, Ray? |
| 00:33:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:33:42 |
Where the hell's |
| 00:33:43 |
I don't know. |
| 00:33:45 |
You the one in Texas. |
| 00:33:48 |
Time for the beasties to battle. |
| 00:33:51 |
It's been building |
| 00:33:52 |
And here we have the finals... |
| 00:34:36 |
I have an idea. |
| 00:34:37 |
What? |
| 00:34:38 |
Just come on. |
| 00:34:46 |
Hey, you can't come in here. |
| 00:34:47 |
Does this phone work? |
| 00:34:48 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:34:50 |
Damn it, Cheryl, you |
| 00:34:52 |
in about 30 minutes 20,000 |
| 00:34:53 |
of those church-going fans |
| 00:34:54 |
are going to be puking |
| 00:34:56 |
and it's not |
| 00:34:58 |
Whoa. Who are you guys? |
| 00:34:59 |
Center for Disease Control. |
| 00:35:04 |
You see, |
| 00:35:08 |
was bitten by a monkey |
| 00:35:09 |
My, God, I wish |
| 00:35:11 |
we could warn these poor, |
| 00:35:13 |
What's your name, son? |
| 00:35:14 |
Rusty. |
| 00:35:16 |
Rusty... have you ever |
| 00:35:19 |
Have you, Rusty? |
| 00:35:34 |
Ladies and gentlemen, may l |
| 00:35:37 |
Joe? |
| 00:35:39 |
There is no need for alarm, |
| 00:35:41 |
pictured on the screen |
| 00:35:48 |
Nice job, Rusty-- |
| 00:35:49 |
is sitting anywhere near you |
| 00:35:52 |
please get up and walk away from |
| 00:35:57 |
He may be a carrier |
| 00:35:59 |
Ebola virus. |
| 00:36:01 |
Goddamn you, Joe! |
| 00:36:09 |
My God! |
| 00:36:10 |
It's the Ebola guy! |
| 00:36:12 |
Hey, I'm clean. |
| 00:36:14 |
That's him. |
| 00:36:17 |
Shoot him. |
| 00:36:19 |
No, no, wait. |
| 00:36:20 |
Don't shoot him. |
| 00:36:22 |
I need to serve him! |
| 00:36:29 |
Freeze! |
| 00:36:31 |
Somebody shoot him! |
| 00:36:32 |
Hold it. |
| 00:37:44 |
I'm going to get you, Joe! |
| 00:37:52 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:37:55 |
How do you do this? |
| 00:38:12 |
Oh, this is gonna be ugly. |
| 00:38:15 |
Whoa! |
| 00:38:22 |
Mommy! |
| 00:38:26 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:27 |
Get this damn truck off me! |
| 00:38:29 |
Eat me. |
| 00:38:30 |
My dog ain't in that fight. |
| 00:38:33 |
WhWhoa. Ding, ding. |
| 00:38:44 |
Adios, amigos. |
| 00:38:46 |
Last call, Gordy. |
| 00:38:47 |
Ooh! |
| 00:38:50 |
Yes! |
| 00:38:52 |
Gordon Moore |
| 00:38:53 |
you are hereby served |
| 00:38:55 |
under the laws governing |
| 00:38:58 |
Here you go, hop-a-long. |
| 00:39:01 |
Say "Half." |
| 00:39:03 |
Hang on. |
| 00:39:08 |
Ah. |
| 00:39:10 |
Yes! |
| 00:39:15 |
Let's rock and roll. |
| 00:39:16 |
This Gordon guy's going |
| 00:39:18 |
for about a year. |
| 00:39:23 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:39:25 |
Joe. |
| 00:39:27 |
Hey! |
| 00:39:29 |
We did it. |
| 00:39:31 |
Yeah, I guess so. |
| 00:39:32 |
Ah. |
| 00:39:35 |
Business first. |
| 00:39:43 |
You'll get your money, |
| 00:39:47 |
First, you're going |
| 00:39:49 |
Hey. You mother. |
| 00:39:50 |
Hey, nice driving |
| 00:39:52 |
You're finished, Joe. |
| 00:39:54 |
You're finished. |
| 00:39:55 |
Ooh. |
| 00:39:56 |
I don't believe |
| 00:39:58 |
Guy who got run over, |
| 00:40:00 |
Ran me over, asshole! |
| 00:40:02 |
Screw you, cowboy. |
| 00:40:04 |
Ow! |
| 00:40:12 |
So... where were we? |
| 00:40:16 |
We were just getting |
| 00:40:18 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:40:38 |
So, 14 months |
| 00:40:41 |
I got my vineyard. |
| 00:40:43 |
Growing grapes isn't easy |
| 00:40:45 |
but at least |
| 00:40:47 |
Joe? |
| 00:40:49 |
I thought I'd serve you |
| 00:40:55 |
The first bottle. |
| 00:41:02 |
Cheers. |
| 00:41:03 |
Good luck. |
| 00:41:19 |
Better than yesterday. |
| 00:41:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:30 |
-Do you want to have sex again? |
| 00:41:34 |
If I loved you |
| 00:41:37 |
Would you like that? |
| 00:41:40 |
Would you like that? |
| 00:41:41 |
Would you have me |
| 00:41:45 |
On my front or on my back? |
| 00:41:48 |
I used to like that |
| 00:41:51 |
If I trust you |
| 00:41:55 |
Would it matter? |
| 00:41:58 |
Would you care more |
| 00:42:02 |
If I showed you what I hide? |
| 00:42:05 |
And let you inside |
| 00:42:09 |
Please don't ask me |
| 00:42:13 |
The careless things |
| 00:42:16 |
To cause distress |
| 00:42:18 |
But this is someone else's mess |
| 00:42:23 |
Can I kiss you? |
| 00:42:26 |
Can I try to make you laugh? |
| 00:42:30 |
Can I have you |
| 00:42:33 |
On my floor or in my bath? |
| 00:42:36 |
I used to like that |
| 00:42:41 |
But please don't ask me |
| 00:42:44 |
The careless things |
| 00:42:48 |
To cause distress |
| 00:42:49 |
But this is someone else's mess |
| 00:42:56 |
Someone else's mess... |
| 00:43:15 |
Oh |
| 00:43:18 |
Please don't ask me |
| 00:43:21 |
The careless things |
| 00:43:24 |
To cause distress |
| 00:43:26 |
But this is |
| 00:43:32 |
Someone else's mess... |
| 00:43:38 |
Someone else's |
| 00:43:40 |
Someone else's |
| 00:43:41 |
Someone else's mess |
| 00:43:48 |
If I loved you |
| 00:43:52 |
Would you like that? |
| 00:43:55 |
Would you have me |
| 00:43:59 |
On my front or on my back? |
| 00:44:02 |
I used to like that |
| 00:44:05 |
Yeah |
| 00:44:09 |
I used to like that |
| 00:44:12 |
Yeah |
| 00:44:15 |
Oh |
| 00:44:17 |
Please don't ask me |
| 00:44:20 |
The careless things |
| 00:44:23 |
To cause distress |
| 00:44:25 |
But this is |
| 00:44:32 |
Someone else's mess |
| 00:44:37 |
Someone else's mess |
| 00:44:42 |
Someone else's mess |
| 00:44:47 |
Someone else's mess |
| 00:44:53 |
Someone else's mess |
| 00:44:58 |
Someone else's mess... |
| 00:46:52 |
Da, da, da-da, da |
| 00:46:55 |
Da, da, da-da, da |
| 00:46:57 |
Da, da, da-da, da, |
| 00:47:13 |
Da, da, da-da, da |
| 00:47:16 |
Da, da, da-da, da |
| 00:47:18 |
Da, da, da-da, da, |
