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00:00:18	Resynck: Xenzai[NEF]
00:00:40	Year after year, 20-something
00:00:44	...in search of the two L's:
00:00:47	Labels and love.
00:00:53	- Yeah.
00:00:57	Hot dress!
00:00:59	Twenty years ago, I was one of them.
00:01:13	Having gotten the knack for labels early,
00:01:19	Turns out, a knockoff is not as
00:01:23	What? You're married?
00:01:25	You fucking asshole!
00:01:27	- Until it is.
00:01:30	That is why you need help to spot them.
00:01:33	Lots of help.
00:01:35	Help also known as Charlotte York...
00:01:39	...Miranda Hobbes...
00:01:42	...and Samantha Jones.
00:01:44	- Oh, my God, look at his.
00:01:48	Hi, how are you?
00:01:53	Oh, well.
00:01:56	My name is Carrie Bradshaw,
00:02:00	Year after year,
00:02:04	And as it turns out, my meal ticket.
00:02:09	I've been dating since I was 15.
00:02:12	Charlotte was looking
00:02:14	- Trey can't get it up.
00:02:18	I'm becoming a Jew.
00:02:23	We're not barren,
00:02:27	- They're giving us a baby.
00:02:29	So Charlotte and Harry journeyed
00:02:33	...for their daughter, Lily.
00:02:36	Miranda was a disciple of tough love.
00:02:38	Bye. Great sex.
00:02:42	- Steve, I'm pregnant.
00:02:44	Carrie.
00:02:45	I, Miranda Hobbes,
00:02:48	And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn
00:02:51	Who wants a Popsicle?
00:02:53	Oh, man. Boy.
00:02:56	Samantha's love was sex.
00:02:59	Lots of sex.
00:03:00	I'm dating a guy
00:03:03	Can I cancel my rice pudding?
00:03:05	And then she found a man
00:03:08	I'm gonna help you be a star.
00:03:11	Yes, he is interested...
00:03:13	So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood
00:03:19	As for me,
00:03:24	Get in.
00:03:25	Mr. Big. Turns out when that big
00:03:31	Just tell me I'm the one.
00:03:33	And despite all the other chapters
00:03:36	...no one was ever quite
00:03:40	Carrie, you're the one.
00:03:41	And just like that, I was.
00:03:46	Three books and three years later...
00:03:49	...we still feel like those
00:03:53	And even though time
00:03:55	...I managed to stay exactly
00:04:01	In love.
00:04:16	- Thank you.
00:04:18	I got a good feeling
00:04:20	Oh, I hope so.
00:04:23	Hi, 3C?
00:04:25	Finding the perfect apartment
00:04:28	...is like finding the perfect partner.
00:04:32	- So how many is this?
00:04:36	Lucky 33.
00:04:41	- The worst. I just left you a message.
00:04:47	That's the window with the best view.
00:04:50	Thirty-four? Lucky 34?
00:04:55	Well, if anything else opens up,
00:04:58	We're very interested
00:05:01	I do have another apartment
00:05:04	Care to take a look?
00:05:06	- Sure.
00:05:07	All right, then.
00:05:09	It's more than you were looking to pay.
00:05:12	- How much more?
00:05:23	So this is where they keep the light.
00:05:26	Oh, my God.
00:05:28	I have died
00:05:34	Just a simple home for two.
00:05:37	And across the rooftop terrace...
00:05:41	What, nirvana?
00:05:47	Hello. I live here.
00:05:51	Your wife has quite a sense of humor.
00:05:53	- They're not married.
00:05:57	This way.
00:06:00	Aren't I a little old
00:06:04	Point taken. From now on,
00:06:08	- That sounds like a dog.
00:06:12	And this is the master bedroom.
00:06:14	Uh.
00:06:16	It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes.
00:06:21	- How is this place even available?
00:06:25	If you live here,
00:06:35	Hm.
00:06:36	- Well, now I understand the divorce.
00:06:43	Welcome home, baby.
00:06:46	Can...? Can we afford this?
00:06:50	I got it.
00:06:52	Okay, let's sign some contracts.
00:06:55	"I got it. " Just like that.
00:06:57	- Like he was picking up a check for coffee.
00:07:00	Except for the closet,
00:07:02	And he says the kitchen needs work.
00:07:04	Of course, I don't know about that
00:07:08	So he bought it
00:07:10	Yes, together. That's right.
00:07:11	But he'll own it, so
00:07:14	I haven't figured out the details,
00:07:17	I'll figure out something
00:07:20	I just wanna be sure
00:07:22	And I love you for that.
00:07:24	But for now,
00:07:26	...and just go ahead and feel
00:07:30	Oh, jealous of me living in this
00:07:35	- All right, I'm jealous.
00:07:37	You live in real-estate heaven
00:07:40	New York magazine said
00:07:43	Whoever wrote that
00:07:45	- Hey, there she is.
00:07:50	Oh, lady. Hi.
00:07:52	- How was your flight?
00:07:54	- Oh, good.
00:07:55	- Let's go in. I'm so excited.
00:07:58	It was a rare occasion that brought
00:08:03	Sorry.
00:08:05	Blair Elkenn was a waitress
00:08:09	...turned billionaire's girlfriend
00:08:12	...to find herself unceremoniously
00:08:16	Oh, my God.
00:08:17	And now she was getting
00:08:21	An embarrassing
00:08:23	...of all the jewelry he had given her
00:08:27	There it is. My baby.
00:08:30	Oh, she's a beauty.
00:08:31	When I saw it in the catalog,
00:08:35	"This flower ring is the essence of me.
00:08:39	- And a little too much.
00:08:42	Let's go spend some of
00:08:46	And now Lot 39, the flower ring.
00:08:49	That's it.
00:08:50	We'd like to start the bidding
00:08:53	At ten-thousand doll...
00:08:56	Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000.
00:08:59	Hey, she's bidding for somebody
00:09:03	That's not fair.
00:09:06	The gloves are off.
00:09:08	At $30,000. Now it's against you.
00:09:11	- I work hard, I deserve this.
00:09:13	At 40? Forty thousand?
00:09:17	Forty-five thousand. At $45,000.
00:09:20	Fifty fucking thousand.
00:09:23	At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand?
00:09:28	Would you like to say 60?
00:09:33	I draw the line at 50.
00:09:37	I thought this auction would be more fun,
00:09:41	Isn't it?
00:09:42	I thought it was just sad for me
00:09:45	But it really is sad, huh?
00:09:47	And it's funny
00:09:50	- Yeah, till they weren't.
00:09:53	We all told her to get married
00:09:58	He'd been married three times before,
00:10:01	...and then she came home one night
00:10:05	She didn't even have anywhere to live.
00:10:07	Such a shame. After 10 years.
00:10:11	She was a smart girl...
00:10:13	...till she fell in love.
00:10:23	I'm thinking...
00:10:26	...I'm going to sell my apartment...
00:10:29	...and put the money towards
00:10:32	Why? You love your apartment.
00:10:34	I know, but there's plenty of room
00:10:38	And besides, I...
00:10:41	I want to make us a life there.
00:10:44	You know, I... I want it to be ours.
00:10:48	It is ours. I bought it for us.
00:10:51	And that's so amazing,
00:10:56	So really it's your place
00:11:01	What's going to happen?
00:11:02	Come on, I have to be smart here.We're
00:11:07	...you know, to...
00:11:13	...with you.
00:11:17	Did you wanna get married?
00:11:22	Well, I didn't...
00:11:26	What if it was an option?
00:11:29	Why? What, do you wanna get married?
00:11:31	I wouldn't mind being married to you.
00:11:35	Would you mind being married to me?
00:11:38	No. No, not if...
00:11:44	I mean, is...? Is that what you want?
00:11:48	I want you.
00:11:51	So...
00:11:54	...okay.
00:11:55	So...?
00:11:57	-Really? We're..? We're getting married?
00:12:01	- Should we get you a diamond?
00:12:05	Just get me a really big closet.
00:12:08	So the other night Big and I
00:12:14	...you know,
00:12:19	...and, you know, what makes sense
00:12:23	...well...
00:12:27	...we decided to get married.
00:12:31	- And I'm deaf.
00:12:34	- Everybody is looking.
00:12:36	I'm so sorry, everyone...
00:12:38	...but this is my friend
00:12:42	And she has been going out
00:12:51	I'm mortified.
00:12:52	There is literally a ringing in my ear.
00:12:57	And the big news
00:12:59	Samantha Jones.
00:13:00	Well, I made a little decision
00:13:04	- Oh, honey, you finally got Botox.
00:13:09	-I'm telling you,Carrie,you're gonna love it.
00:13:13	...to talk about Botox.
00:13:16	So last week...
00:13:18	...after the auction,
00:13:22	- Right.
00:13:27	Well, Big and I decided
00:13:31	- Really?
00:13:34	Well, that's great.
00:13:38	You sounded more excited
00:13:40	Honey, I am excited for you,
00:13:43	I don't really believe in marriage.
00:13:45	Now, Botox, on the other hand,
00:13:49	Honey, I... I gotta go.
00:13:51	We can catch up
00:14:07	Hello.
00:14:08	I think I was in shock.
00:14:10	I mean, it's you getting married.
00:14:13	This is not some
00:14:15	Yeah, I hear you.
00:14:16	I thought that after that big mess with
00:14:21	So I put you in my
00:14:25	Now I'm gonna have to
00:14:27	Well, I'm sorry about
00:14:31	You'll get my bill.
00:14:32	Samantha, it just feels
00:14:35	You know, there's no clichéd
00:14:40	It's just...
00:14:42	...two grownups making a decision
00:14:48	Well, I'm happy for you.
00:14:51	Oh, and hey, one more thing.
00:14:52	I want you to be maid of honor.
00:14:57	- How do you feel about that?
00:15:00	Painful and unnecessary.
00:15:03	-Seventy-four,75,76. Seventy-six guests.
00:15:07	A small wedding of 75 guests.
00:15:11	Seventy-six trombones, yes.
00:15:14	As a wedding gift,
00:15:17	...Anthony Marantino,
00:15:19	All right.
00:15:21	Well, that's...
00:15:24	Cutthroat. I love it.
00:15:27	...when it comes to location and the dress.
00:15:30	- What? When?
00:15:34	- This is gonna be good.
00:15:38	Okay.
00:15:40	Here it is.
00:15:47	That was the exact reaction
00:15:49	It's pretty, but it's... It's so simple.
00:15:53	It's simple and classic.
00:15:55	When I saw it, I thought,
00:16:00	- Well, who's it by? What's the label?
00:16:06	The bride wore a dress by no one.
00:16:08	Oh, come on,
00:16:11	...style it up with some shoes.
00:16:15	The invitation is fancier than the dress.
00:16:17	- I heard that.
00:16:19	Don't tell anyone.
00:16:31	- "The ultimate single gal, Carrie
00:16:35	...to New York financier
00:16:39	- Our wedding's on Page Six.
00:16:43	"Proving to single gals everywhere
00:16:50	- Carrie.
00:16:52	It seemed everywhere I went,
00:16:56	Even people you didn't expect,
00:17:00	We're putting together
00:17:03	...and we'd like you to do 40.
00:17:04	- Great. Who am I interviewing?
00:17:07	You. You are 40.
00:17:09	I want you to be featured in
00:17:13	And here's the brilliant twist.
00:17:18	Wait, I'm...
00:17:21	In bridal couture.
00:17:25	...so spare me a week of
00:17:30	Enid, I am so very flattered,
00:17:34	Carrie, Vogue designers.
00:17:35	Vogue photographers.
00:17:37	Vogue airbrushing.
00:17:40	Nod your head. Yes.
00:17:45	Thank you. It will be a sensation.
00:17:48	We're calling it "The Last Single Girl. "
00:17:50	Well, I'm hardly the last single girl.
00:17:55	No, but 40 is the last age a woman
00:17:59	...without the unintended
00:18:02	I thought the issue was
00:18:06	Style, yes. Bride, no.
00:18:14	- Is that better?
00:18:16	Hanging out with old friends
00:18:19	...and new friends like Vera Wang.
00:18:22	She's looking at home for someone
00:18:26	- Well, I guess with the right man...
00:18:29	When I get married, I'm wearing
00:18:34	Beauty. Hot.
00:18:36	Love the veil.
00:18:38	And Carolina Herrera.
00:18:43	- Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful.
00:18:45	Great, let's do it.
00:18:57	And Christian Lacroix.
00:19:09	And Lanvin.
00:19:15	And Dior.
00:19:25	And Oscar de la Renta.
00:19:32	And finally, Vivienne Westwood.
00:19:36	A dress so special...
00:19:39	...it could bring a wedding tear from
00:19:50	And then, the impossible happened.
00:20:20	And just like that...
00:20:22	...Vivienne Westwood
00:20:35	Can I lean?
00:20:44	Are you the last person in New York
00:20:47	I love the smell.
00:20:51	Mm.
00:20:53	Oh. That's an oldie.
00:20:57	"Love Letters of Great Men,
00:20:59	- Oh, am I in there?
00:21:02	But some of your classmates are,
00:21:07	- Young lady, you need to get glasses.
00:21:12	Okay, here's Napoleon.
00:21:14	"My dearest Josephine,
00:21:18	Typical short guy.
00:21:22	- Why are you reading this?
00:21:25	- Oh. What's it about?
00:21:29	I used to write about finding love.
00:21:30	Now I wanna write about
00:21:34	Interesting.
00:21:36	- What happens?
00:21:40	Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven.
00:21:42	Bring it, Ludwig.
00:21:46	"My thoughts go out to you,
00:21:50	I can live only wholly with you
00:21:54	Good stuff.
00:21:55	"Be calm my life, my all.
00:21:58	Only by calm consideration
00:22:01	...can we achieve
00:22:04	Oh, continue to love me.
00:22:06	...the most faithful heart of your beloved.
00:22:10	Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours. "
00:22:19	Have you ever written me a love letter?
00:22:21	Does a love fax count?
00:22:24	- When have I ever gotten a love fax?
00:22:28	...at some point.
00:22:31	What can I tell you, baby?
00:22:34	Besides, those guys had to write.
00:22:37	...by wars
00:22:41	I'm right here.
00:22:44	Hello.
00:22:47	- You make me very happy.
00:22:52	With my mind prenuptially preoccupied,
00:22:57	So now the tragic love stories
00:23:01	...were going to cost me
00:23:03	Excuse me, which way is the wedding?
00:23:06	Up the stairs.
00:23:18	It was perfect.
00:23:21	Big and I would be married
00:23:24	...that housed all the great love stories.
00:23:31	Where is the waiter with the check?
00:23:33	Jeez, Miranda, relax.
00:23:37	I still have a brief to work on
00:23:39	- I have to go to the bathroom.
00:23:43	Thank you, Magda.
00:23:45	We're gonna wash that beautiful face.
00:23:51	What?
00:23:52	We can't let the hard-working nanny
00:23:55	I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
00:23:59	- Hey, he woke me up too.
00:24:02	We gotta stop letting Brady
00:24:09	You got milk on your top lip.
00:24:13	What now?
00:24:14	- It's like you're always criticizing me.
00:24:19	You wanna go through life with foam
00:24:30	Anything you wanna tell me?
00:24:40	Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me?
00:24:49	- Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:54	- Yeah.
00:24:58	Let's just get it over with.
00:25:04	I mean, we gotta get up
00:25:09	We never have sex
00:25:18	- Steve, we have sex.
00:25:23	Um...
00:25:27	There was snow on the ground.
00:25:36	- How often do you guys have sex?
00:25:39	- Miranda, please.
00:25:42	She's 3.
00:25:44	I'm 41 and I still don't know
00:25:46	I know, but she is repeating everything.
00:25:48	If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on
00:25:53	No, we can talk.
00:25:56	Fine. How often do you guys...?
00:26:00	- Color?
00:26:02	Well, I can't color enough.
00:26:06	If I had my way,
00:26:10	We get it. You love to color.
00:26:14	Why are you asking?
00:26:16	Well, last night Steve and I were coloring,
00:26:21	Come.
00:26:24	And he wanted to switch positions
00:26:29	"Let's just get it over with. "
00:26:33	- He kept trying to make it last longer.
00:26:35	- It is when you have a full-time job.
00:26:38	You don't also have a 5-year-old,
00:26:41	...and a mother-in-law in a rest home
00:26:45	We're just going through
00:26:48	- It comes and goes, right?
00:26:52	Harry and I make love
00:26:54	- Great, now I feel worse.
00:27:00	- Six months ago.
00:27:03	It sounds long.
00:27:05	- But... But that's a dry spell.
00:27:08	Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big?
00:27:12	Come on. I told. Tell.
00:27:15	Mm-mm.
00:27:17	But I will tell you this.
00:27:19	When Big colors...
00:27:22	...he rarely stays inside the lines.
00:27:26	Well, this has been very helpful.
00:27:38	John?
00:27:47	- Hey.
00:27:57	Totally outside the lines.
00:28:08	Well, send it to Smith Jerrod
00:28:12	I gotta go. Something just came up.
00:28:16	- I got a gift for you.
00:28:29	How'd...?
00:28:30	Wait. That was you on the phone
00:28:34	- I knew how much you wanted it.
00:28:38	Well, I wanted to give it to you.
00:28:41	For our anniversary.
00:28:43	We met five years ago today.
00:28:47	Right.
00:28:49	Do you like it?
00:28:51	Well, just to be clear,
00:28:54	...it's not a diamond ring, right?
00:28:58	Well, in that case, I love it.
00:29:00	It's my second favorite thing
00:29:05	Now, my gift is a little bit more oral.
00:29:11	- Babe, I have to go to bed.
00:29:16	I have to be at the studio by 6 a. m.
00:29:20	You see, this is how it starts.
00:29:22	Next thing you know, we're only
00:29:56	And that is how Samantha learned
00:30:01	From then on, night after night...
00:30:04	...while Smith got his beauty sleep...
00:30:09	...Samantha found something
00:30:18	- Keep going.
00:30:22	- Keep them closed.
00:30:25	Okay. Open them.
00:30:31	Double doors.
00:30:33	So far, so good.
00:30:46	Oh, my God.
00:30:51	- Oh, you did me proud, mister.
00:30:57	"Like it?"
00:31:03	It's love at first sight.
00:31:06	Oh, my.
00:31:08	Here. Wait.
00:31:11	Hold this.
00:31:21	Now I believe this is all really happening.
00:31:25	I can't believe it sold so fast.
00:31:27	- It's a sign.
00:31:31	Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz
00:31:35	I'm gonna get started on the closet.
00:31:38	All right. Pink Post-it: Take.
00:31:42	Purple: Toss. Yellow: Storage.
00:31:45	Oh, you're very good friends.
00:31:53	Oh, my God.
00:31:58	- I can't believe it.
00:32:03	- What are you doing here?
00:32:07	Attention must be paid.
00:32:10	Ah.
00:32:13	Really, champagne.
00:32:23	- Remember this?
00:32:25	While Samantha put on
00:32:30	...I put on the worst.
00:32:40	Banana clip.
00:32:45	Yeah.
00:32:48	Work it.
00:32:52	Madonna.
00:32:53	Whoo, whoo!
00:33:05	No fun.
00:33:26	Aw.
00:34:02	Work it harder.
00:34:13	Oh, man.
00:34:27	- Come here.
00:34:29	Come on, don't be shy.
00:34:40	It took four friends three days...
00:34:43	...to put 20 years into 38 boxes.
00:35:28	While I run over
00:35:30	...maybe you could take Brady
00:35:33	And then I'll meet you at the twins' party,
00:35:39	What's the matter?
00:35:43	I had sex with someone else.
00:35:48	And you're so amazing...
00:35:52	...and I don't know how
00:35:55	You and I hadn't had sex
00:35:58	God.
00:36:00	It didn't mean anything.
00:36:03	And it's been killing me.
00:36:07	It's killing you?
00:36:09	It just happened.
00:36:11	L... I...
00:36:14	I... I... I wasn't thinking.
00:36:16	Do not follow me.
00:36:30	Scout, off.
00:36:40	Miranda, it's still me.
00:36:46	Is it?
00:37:01	Steve. I just... I can't believe it.
00:37:04	- That's what I said.
00:37:07	But I'm not gonna make it any sadder
00:37:10	...while I look for a place.
00:37:13	Plus, I have to be downtown
00:37:15	We're gonna keep Brady's life
00:37:18	I'm gonna have him on my days
00:37:22	...and Magda will shuttle
00:37:25	Well, I don't really know
00:37:28	...but how is Steve handling this?
00:37:30	Says he's devastated,
00:37:33	It's not gonna happen.
00:37:35	Miranda, honey,
00:37:38	It's just one time.
00:37:41	Even if I could get my mind around that
00:37:45	The behind-my-back part, the violation
00:37:58	Thank you for being you.
00:38:04	Charlotte made love to Harry
00:38:08	Okay. Wedding crunch time.
00:38:12	Okay, not now.
00:38:15	He's pushed the move-in date yet again.
00:38:18	- I gotta write this guy and...
00:38:20	No. Wedding before contractor, all right?
00:38:24	Unless you're planning to invite him,
00:38:31	Two hundred?
00:38:34	- It's the dress.
00:38:38	How can I explain this?
00:38:42	Look...
00:38:44	...you play poker, right?
00:38:47	Well, the dress upped the ante.
00:38:51	Hey.
00:38:54	How you doing on your vows?
00:38:57	A reminder. You'll be saying these in front
00:39:02	All right, up. I have to finish this. Up.
00:39:04	- Hey.
00:39:06	- You're not taking it seriously.
00:39:15	Two hundred people?
00:39:17	Page Six?
00:39:23	This is my third marriage.
00:39:35	I didn't know that was even an issue.
00:39:44	So why didn't you say anything sooner?
00:39:47	- You wanted all of this.
00:39:51	- But don't you want...?
00:39:54	That's what I want.
00:39:57	I could have just gone down to city hall.
00:40:20	I think it's too late for city hall now.
00:40:24	Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that...
00:40:27	I was just saying.
00:40:31	See, that's the face...
00:40:34	...I've been trying to avoid.
00:40:38	Come here.
00:40:46	You're a great man-friend.
00:40:53	And soon,
00:41:00	There they are.
00:41:20	Now, I know it's tradition
00:41:23	...for the maid of honor to reveal
00:41:29	But in our group, we never kiss and tell.
00:41:34	- So I'd like to make a toast to the groom.
00:41:42	- Who's that guy again?
00:41:45	Karl's kind of a jerk.
00:41:46	You know what they say,
00:41:48	Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking.
00:41:53	- Yeah, Samantha.
00:41:58	Now, there were times when we had
00:42:02	But after careful observation
00:42:07	...my doubts are over.
00:42:09	So here's to the groom...
00:42:13	...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away.
00:42:16	Aww.
00:42:18	Here's hoping, John.
00:42:20	That guy is a jackass. Here.
00:42:22	- Cheers.
00:42:24	There's nothing like
00:42:27	...after dinner, huh?
00:42:29	So that was quite a toast, Samantha.
00:42:32	Well, you're quite a guy.
00:42:33	Oh, my God, there's a cab.
00:42:35	- Hey, buddy, hold on.
00:42:39	Steve.
00:42:41	- I don't wanna bother you all.
00:42:46	But...
00:42:48	...I need to talk to Miranda.
00:42:51	Samantha, could you ask her
00:42:54	I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all.
00:42:57	Sure.
00:43:03	Hey. I haven't talked to you all night.
00:43:07	Steve's here.
00:43:12	They're not poodles.
00:43:15	Hey, guys. Would you give us...?
00:43:20	Yeah, sure, going in.
00:43:25	You're all right?
00:43:35	You didn't leave me any choice.
00:43:39	You only talk to me in front of the baby
00:43:42	What could you possibly have to say
00:43:46	- Please. It was just that one time.
00:43:51	You broke us. What we had is broken.
00:43:56	What the fuck is happening?
00:44:04	I changed who I was for you.
00:44:14	Hey.
00:44:16	- Are you all right?
00:44:20	You two are crazy to get married.
00:44:36	Hey. There you are.
00:44:41	No.
00:44:42	Well, the all-gal sleepover's
00:44:51	Hey, is everything okay?
00:44:53	Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess.
00:44:56	All right. Well, go home and go to sleep.
00:44:59	But first give me a kiss good night
00:45:02	...because it's the last single-girl kiss.
00:45:09	- I always knew she would marry Big.
00:45:13	- That's crazy.
00:45:15	After every breakup I secretly thought,
00:45:20	You thought that
00:45:22	- Yup.
00:45:24	Ha-ha. That's hilarious.
00:45:27	Yeah, but after the breakups
00:45:34	Hey, you wanna get that? Open up.
00:45:38	- Now say something.
00:45:44	Are you sure she's not my child?
00:45:47	- Hello?
00:45:50	Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily?
00:45:52	- I need to talk.
00:45:55	I'm sitting here
00:46:02	Is this something we really wanna do?
00:46:05	Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big.
00:46:10	Get some sleep, groomie.
00:46:17	- What's the matter?
00:46:20	...everything is great as it is.
00:46:24	- I don't wanna screw it up.
00:46:27	I screwed it up twice before.
00:46:31	Here's the thing.
00:46:33	This is me you're marrying tomorrow.
00:46:40	- Yeah?
00:46:43	It's me and you.
00:46:45	And do you wanna hear
00:46:48	Yeah.
00:46:49	We've both already done
00:46:54	- Is that a smile I'm hearing?
00:46:58	It sounds to me like you've got
00:47:02	Yeah.
00:47:03	And I find, you know,
00:47:06	...that it's best to just, you know...
00:47:11	...just stop thinking about it so much
00:47:14	And in the morning...
00:47:17	- You'll know what to do.
00:47:20	And if not, then just write this:
00:47:23	I will love you.
00:47:25	Simple, to the point...
00:47:27	...and I swear I won't even
00:47:34	So you're gonna go to bed now, right?
00:47:37	Okay. Good night.
00:47:41	I'll see you tomorrow. And hey...
00:47:45	...it's me and you.
00:48:21	Now, there's a bride.
00:48:29	Before we leave, we're gonna
00:48:32	Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias.
00:48:36	- And Charlotte...
00:48:40	Hello?
00:48:43	Could you put Carrie
00:48:47	Hello?
00:48:54	Who let the dogs out?
00:48:57	That's all we need is the lift of a leg
00:49:01	Could you open this door, please?
00:49:04	- Wait, wait, hold it.
00:49:07	- Oh, my God.
00:49:08	- The girls are in this car.
00:49:11	All of you together.
00:49:14	Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
00:49:16	- See you then. Bye-bye.
00:49:25	Blue.
00:49:26	- Red and black.
00:49:29	- Where's black?
00:49:32	- You're following the red.
00:49:34	Okay. Come on. Let's go.
00:49:36	- Ready?
00:49:39	Okay.
00:49:40	There's the bride. Look, she's dressed
00:49:44	- Can you hold that?
00:49:46	Thank you. Okay.
00:49:49	Come on, scootch over.
00:49:53	It's like pushing a cream puff
00:49:56	See you at the library.
00:49:58	- Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
00:50:01	Look, I really need to talk to you.
00:50:07	No more wedding guests on these stairs,
00:50:11	Got it.
00:50:13	We've got a problem. They're not here.
00:50:16	- They're probably stuck in traffic.
00:50:25	- Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
00:50:32	Baby...
00:50:35	...this whole bride-and-groom thing
00:50:44	I need to know that it's still us.
00:50:47	Just you and me. Like you said.
00:50:56	I was putting it on.
00:50:58	Good job. Beautiful.
00:51:01	Come on, baby.
00:51:07	You look so beautiful.
00:51:19	It looks beautiful.
00:51:20	It really does. It looks so beautiful.
00:51:23	Oh, look at Mommy, here they come.
00:51:25	Easy does it.
00:51:26	The traffic was the worst.
00:51:30	- It's okay.
00:51:36	- Okay, honey, let's go upstairs.
00:51:41	He's not here.
00:51:43	- Who's not here?
00:51:46	What's happening?
00:51:49	- Big's not here.
00:51:53	Well, did anybody call him?
00:51:58	Well, give me a phone.
00:52:06	- All right, I don't know how to work this.
00:52:09	Thank you.
00:52:21	Hey, you know what?
00:52:25	Hello.
00:52:27	I've been calling for an hour.
00:52:29	- Why haven't you been answering?
00:52:34	So, what's going on? Where are you?
00:52:36	I was out front. I just left.
00:52:43	I can't do this.
00:52:50	Oh, my God.
00:52:56	Carrie? Carrie.
00:53:01	- He's not coming. Oh, my God.
00:53:08	Get me out of here.
00:53:10	- Get me out of here!
00:53:12	- You take her, I'll take care of all of this.
00:53:15	Here we go.
00:53:39	What the fuck am I doing?
00:53:41	It's a one-way street.
00:53:43	By the time we go around the block,
00:53:46	There's no one behind us. Turn around.
00:53:56	- I think this is them.
00:54:00	Carrie.
00:54:09	Carrie. I freaked out for a minute,
00:54:15	Oh, God.
00:54:19	I knew
00:54:23	- Carrie, I'm sorry.
00:54:26	I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie.
00:54:29	Come on. Come on.
00:54:31	- Carrie, wait, I'm sorry. Carrie...
00:54:36	Come on, we're gonna get in the car.
00:54:39	It's all right, it's all right.
00:55:03	Let's go, man. Move it.
00:55:34	I thought I would still be in extreme pain.
00:55:40	I feel nothing.
00:55:45	I'd like some more nothing.
00:55:53	Yes, I'm still jilted.
00:55:56	What the hell got into him?
00:56:01	I knew it when he called last night.
00:56:04	- I could tell.
00:56:09	I didn't wanna believe it. I di...
00:56:12	I didn't even wanna say it out loud.
00:56:18	- Now I have nowhere to live.
00:56:21	Forever.
00:56:23	Maybe you should eat something.
00:56:27	- Anyone? Hungry?
00:56:31	I can never go back there again.
00:56:35	Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that.
00:56:40	A hit man?
00:56:43	I have nothing to wear
00:56:46	You have your honeymoon clothes here.
00:56:50	Well, there's the silver lining.
00:56:54	A honeymoon
00:56:59	...that's prepaid on my credit card...
00:57:01	...because I wanted to surprise
00:57:04	I can get you out of that.
00:57:05	Worse comes to worse,
00:57:08	Wasn't there?
00:57:14	Keep those eyes closed.
00:57:32	Charlotte.
00:57:33	Come here. Come here.
00:57:38	I did something really bad, I think.
00:57:41	I said something to Big
00:57:46	What do you mean?
00:57:47	It was right after Steve showed up.
00:57:51	Big came over to me,
00:57:55	"You're crazy to get married. "
00:57:58	It just came out.
00:58:00	- Do you think it's totally the reason?
00:58:04	Big has been weird
00:58:10	- I keep thinking I should tell Carrie.
00:58:13	This is a bad time to even mention it.
00:58:18	No, no, no. Find another time later.
00:58:23	Uh-huh.
00:58:24	Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her
00:58:28	- What?
00:58:32	Mexico, here we come.
00:58:35	I can't go to Mexico. I have a job.
00:58:46	Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J.
00:58:49	That's right. Great, thank you.
00:58:54	- Make sure that the car is there...
00:59:01	Welcome to Mexico.
00:59:08	Do you have wi-fi? Thanks.
00:59:13	I'm sorry, I'm confused.
00:59:17	Honey, you'll be waiting a long time.
00:59:27	This will kill her.
00:59:32	- Where is she?
00:59:34	- Well, let's look around.
01:00:35	And this is a master suite.
01:00:39	Oh, my God.
01:00:41	Here.
01:00:43	You get that side.
01:00:47	Where are we gonna put these?
01:00:50	Here. No more honeymoon stuff.
01:01:00	Here she comes.
01:01:15	It's going to be a gorgeous sunset.
01:01:19	Close the shutters.
01:01:28	All of them.
01:01:50	Morning.
01:01:54	Did I dream it?
01:02:10	Carrie?
01:02:12	It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day.
01:02:16	So?
01:02:31	Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast.
01:02:37	I'm tired.
01:02:39	Well, eat something,
01:03:17	- Oh, thank you, Paulo.
01:03:22	With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're
01:03:27	It's the only thing in the pantry
01:03:30	See? "Made in Poughkeepsie. "
01:03:34	It's a five-star resort.
01:03:36	It's Mexico.
01:03:47	Carrie.
01:03:50	Is there coffee?
01:03:53	Yeah. Yeah, of course.
01:04:02	The sun feels nice.
01:04:09	Jesus, honey, wax much?
01:04:11	What? I didn't know
01:04:15	- What are you talking about?
01:04:17	- Since when, 1998?
01:04:21	I could be on death row
01:04:24	Well, when you're married,
01:04:27	Oh, honey, don't blame marriage.
01:04:29	This one's married and
01:04:32	How do you even cross your legs?
01:04:36	Any thicker,
01:04:41	So, what, it's my fault?
01:04:43	I let the sex go out of my marriage.
01:04:47	- Thanks for understanding.
01:04:51	I'm fine.
01:05:04	Hey, let's go down to the hotel
01:05:06	- Really?
01:05:08	I gotta do something
01:05:11	Oh, honey, you made a little joke.
01:05:14	Good for you.
01:05:17	Yeah.
01:05:34	- My name is Felix, I'll be your server.
01:05:38	Oh, no, I'm not drinking.
01:05:41	- I'll drink hers.
01:05:45	We're staying in one of the private houses.
01:05:49	Very good, Mrs. Preston.
01:05:55	That was like taking a bullet.
01:06:02	Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
01:06:11	- Will I ever laugh again?
01:06:14	- When?
01:06:20	Thank God for that mariachi band
01:06:26	Fabulous. And keep them coming.
01:06:30	Thanks.
01:06:37	Thank you.
01:06:44	He couldn't get out of the car.
01:06:48	After 10 years
01:06:51	...he couldn't make the effort
01:06:56	I made the effort.
01:06:58	I put a bird on my head.
01:07:00	- Is that what that was?
01:07:01	- I thought it was feathers.
01:07:04	- It was beautiful.
01:07:08	He's a bad guy.
01:07:11	Always was.
01:07:13	- Bad guys do bad things.
01:07:17	The good guys screw you
01:07:21	The rest of them
01:07:23	- Trust me, I've done the legwork.
01:07:26	...after 20 years of
01:07:31	...I threw it all away for the thrill of
01:07:36	If I met me now, I wouldn't know me.
01:07:40	As long as we're going down this road...
01:07:42	...I can't believe
01:07:47	On what planet
01:07:50	But you love him.
01:07:51	Does that mean saying his name
01:07:55	Does it mean worrying about him
01:07:59	Is it all about the other person?
01:08:02	- No, that's marriage.
01:08:05	I wanted to buy this for myself.
01:08:07	That meant something to me,
01:08:09	- And then he buys it for me.
01:08:13	Yes, but now every time I look down at it,
01:08:19	- Is every...?
01:08:22	- Another?
01:08:25	Technically, we're on my honeymoon.
01:08:27	No, I think we're on their honeymoon.
01:08:32	Yeah, it's all so hot three days in.
01:08:42	"Mailbox full. " Yeah, I'll bet it is.
01:08:45	- There's no time like the present.
01:08:49	I'm not ready to face it all yet.
01:08:51	Hey. I'm going for a run
01:08:55	Anybody wanna...?
01:08:58	- Hi.
01:09:00	I got an e-mail
01:09:03	They're willing to sell you back
01:09:06	...and "are willing to vacate
01:09:09	...pending an additional financial offer. "
01:09:12	Well, apparently you can go home again,
01:09:15	- Let's work on getting your things there.
01:09:19	...you two could rule the world.
01:09:22	After her workout,
01:09:25	...how truly blessed she was.
01:09:27	This week had made her feel more grateful
01:09:31	And just for a second, while picturing
01:09:35	...she forgot where she was
01:10:02	Hello, miss.
01:10:07	- Have you had that happen?
01:10:09	Sweetie, what's...?
01:10:11	It's locked, she's mopping.
01:10:13	Try the...
01:10:24	- Did you just...?
01:10:26	And just like that...
01:10:28	...Charlotte "Poughkeepsied"
01:10:33	Oh, my God.
01:10:40	Miranda was right.
01:10:41	When something was really,
01:10:47	Oh, my God.
01:11:14	First message:
01:11:15	Received Saturday,
01:11:21	Carrie, call me.
01:12:16	There was no better time I could think of
01:12:20	Um, no. I do not lift boxes.
01:12:25	Yeah, definitely, no.
01:12:29	Oh.
01:12:32	This is not nonfat.
01:12:34	Oh.
01:12:36	I love your books. Your shit's brilliant.
01:12:40	Cathy?
01:12:43	- You seem drunk.
01:12:46	Never made it to bed last night.
01:12:48	But I type like a motherfucker!
01:12:50	I have a degree in finance
01:12:52	...and I've been assistant to a V.P.
01:12:55	That's impressive. And, Paul,
01:13:08	- So you're from St. Louis?
01:13:13	And you have a degree
01:13:15	- Yes, that's correct.
01:13:20	- Have you ever been a personal assistant?
01:13:24	...so I'm sure I can handle
01:13:26	- Wow. Six kids, what's that like?
01:13:29	I had to move to New York just to
01:13:33	In a one-bedroom apartment
01:13:36	Well, aside from the space issue,
01:13:41	To fall in love.
01:13:44	- What? That's corny, right?
01:13:47	No, no, it's... It's just very honest.
01:13:52	I don't think that I've heard
01:13:57	Well...
01:14:00	So Louise from St. Louis,
01:14:04	Okay.
01:14:05	How does an unemployed girl
01:14:08	...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley
01:14:10	It's rented. Bag Borrow or Steal?
01:14:15	- How can I not know about this?
01:14:24	And did she hook me up.
01:14:27	Hi. This is Louise.
01:14:32	Yes, she received your invitation,
01:14:36	Thank you.
01:14:42	Put that over there.
01:14:45	After only three days...
01:14:47	...I began to think of her
01:14:53	Ain't nothing in there for you.
01:14:56	And as I moved back
01:14:59	...Miranda searched for a new one,
01:15:02	You see the Chinese writing?
01:15:05	New York magazine says this is
01:15:09	- Okay, maybe down that way?
01:15:14	Look, white guy with a baby.
01:15:17	Wherever he's going,
01:15:21	Come on.
01:15:28	I lived here before.
01:15:33	A U-Haul.
01:15:35	Coming or going?
01:15:37	- Going. Oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out.
01:15:41	Wait down here, okay?
01:15:43	Okay.
01:15:45	Hi. Do you have an apartment?
01:16:01	And there in old Ukrainia,
01:16:06	- Hi. I'm interested in the apartment upstairs.
01:16:10	"And there they remained
01:16:13	...for the birds
01:16:15	...and the women could not so much
01:16:19	And Cinderella and the prince
01:16:30	You know that this is just a fairy tale,
01:16:33	I mean, things don't always
01:16:37	- I just think you should know that now.
01:16:43	And another one bites the dust.
01:16:45	- Hi.
01:16:47	Mommy's home.
01:16:50	Thanks for watching Lily
01:16:53	- Oh, sure. Everything okay?
01:16:57	- I'm pregnant.
01:17:01	You know how people always say
01:17:06	And my doctor says that she knows
01:17:10	...and then they get pregnant.
01:17:13	- Sweetie.
01:17:18	I guess in certain houses,
01:17:24	Oh, that was really hot.
01:17:28	- You seem kind of distant.
01:17:39	- Do you wanna talk about it?
01:17:44	Okay. I'll talk about it.
01:17:47	Your best friends got screwed over
01:17:50	How could you not be distant?
01:17:54	It's more than that.
01:17:58	Lately, I haven't been feeling
01:18:03	- What, me?
01:18:05	To it, here. I have no real connection
01:18:11	What life here? Seriously.
01:18:14	All I do is work...
01:18:15	...and you run off to New York
01:18:18	Well, not every chance I get.
01:18:22	And my managing you, it's...
01:18:25	I'm starting to resent it.
01:18:27	For the last two years,
01:18:30	Well, for the first three years,
01:18:33	I know. That was so much more fun.
01:18:39	Well, I won't be coming to New York
01:18:42	We're gonna spend some time
01:18:46	...do the L.A. -couple thing.
01:18:48	Yeah, hi. Can you put on Samantha?
01:18:51	Really. At first I was all,
01:18:55	But then I had to admit, he had a point.
01:18:57	Please deposit another 85 cents.
01:18:59	Honey, a payphone? Where's your cell?
01:19:01	At the bottom of the ocean in Mexico.
01:19:04	- Want me to hook you up with a new one?
01:19:08	No calls, no questions.
01:19:12	Plus, it's an excuse
01:19:15	Please deposit another 85...
01:19:17	Carrie Bradshaw's web page is a mess.
01:19:21	Interesting. So is Carrie Bradshaw.
01:19:24	Hey, when are we gonna get to the really
01:19:29	One thing at a time. You ever gonna
01:19:32	- Yes.
01:19:34	- Now?
01:19:36	- Well, I'll read and you tell me what to do.
01:19:40	Who's john@jjpny. com?
01:19:46	Oh, shit. That's him, right?
01:20:02	Delete.
01:20:05	And isn't there some cyberspace place
01:20:09	...so that I never have to see
01:20:13	Do that, please.
01:20:17	You sure you wanna end
01:20:20	Mm-hm.
01:20:25	Okay. Great.
01:20:30	I can't believe you're even dressing up.
01:20:32	All the parents in Brady's school
01:20:36	Fun thought up by a group of non-working
01:20:40	All right, what do they got?
01:20:45	That's it. The only two choices
01:20:50	You just said a mouthful there, sister.
01:20:52	Maybe I should wear this and
01:20:57	I got an e-mail from Big.
01:21:00	"I don't know what to say. "
01:21:02	- Uh, then don't send an e-mail.
01:21:08	And in the subject box, two words:
01:21:11	- "I'm sorry. "
01:21:15	Steve is all about the "I'm sorry. "
01:21:17	"I'm sorry" e-mails,
01:21:20	..."I'm sorry" flowers, "I'm sorry" cards.
01:21:23	How about, don't do anything
01:21:27	Well, maybe he's sorry.
01:21:29	Well, maybe so is Big.
01:21:32	Point taken.
01:21:36	Hey, you're scaring the women.
01:21:37	It's gonna take a little more than that
01:21:42	I still cannot believe this happened to me.
01:21:47	But I just... I can't believe it happened.
01:21:53	I lay awake at night going over
01:22:00	Carrie, there's a detail about that last week
01:22:05	- At the rehearsal dinner...
01:22:09	The only thing scary enough to scare me
01:22:13	You look great.
01:22:16	Wait, wait, wait.
01:22:19	What does it say there
01:22:21	"The wedding of Carrie Bradshaw
01:22:24	...as this issue went to press.
01:22:30	Bradshaw is what?
01:22:33	Wait...
01:22:37	"Bradshaw is still single
01:22:48	I didn't wanna buy it...
01:22:50	...but I figured it was
01:22:54	I saw it. The pictures are gorgeous.
01:22:56	Yeah, I'm a beautiful bride.
01:22:58	- Hi, honey.
01:23:00	Hey, hey, hey, come on in.
01:23:04	Get your hat.
01:23:07	- Look, the people who don't know...
01:23:09	...will only see the beautiful pictures.
01:23:12	...will only see what an asshole he is.
01:23:16	Mommy said a bad word.
01:23:20	Oh. Is that for me?
01:23:24	Oh, Lily, thank you.
01:23:27	Hey, what are you gonna be
01:23:29	Cinderella.
01:23:31	- Or we also bought Mulan.
01:23:36	We came to ask you if you would
01:23:39	- Yeah!
01:23:42	...if you're in the mood.
01:23:45	Yeah!
01:23:57	- No costume?
01:24:00	I'm the scariest thing in New York,
01:24:07	You know you have to
01:24:10	- Yeah.
01:24:13	Let's put your mask on.
01:24:16	- Look...
01:24:19	Oh! Carrie.
01:24:21	I saw you in Vogue.
01:24:23	I'm so sorry.
01:24:27	There you go, honey.
01:24:30	Trick or treat!
01:24:57	Louise.
01:25:01	Oh, my Lord. I didn't even recognize you.
01:25:04	That's the point. My head's
01:25:07	I'm feeling that look on you though.
01:25:09	- And I am feeling that Chanel on you.
01:25:16	- All right, so...
01:25:20	Already?
01:25:23	- Your new number, area code 347-85...
01:25:29	347?
01:25:31	Oh, no. No, I'm a 917 gal,
01:25:35	I tried. It's no longer available.
01:25:38	Now you're 347.
01:25:40	Samantha Jones.
01:25:41	Carrie Bradshaw. Or I used to be.
01:25:45	Talk to me.
01:25:47	I'm a 347 area code. How awful is that?
01:25:51	347 is the new New York.
01:25:53	Well, I want the old New York
01:25:57	Old New York, new New York.
01:26:01	Another hard thing about being in L. A:
01:26:04	My sex-on-a-stick next-door neighbor.
01:26:07	- I can't stop looking at him.
01:26:09	Just looking. After seeing Steve's face
01:26:15	Oh, but you should see this guy.
01:26:19	...sex with a different partner. He's like...
01:26:22	...me five years ago.
01:26:27	I mean, what's the point
01:26:30	...if you can't have sex with him?
01:26:33	We agreed that no one else from the show
01:26:38	Well, get back to me.
01:26:46	Hey.
01:27:15	And in an effort to stay out of the house
01:27:18	...Samantha went shopping.
01:27:24	Rescue a puppy today?
01:27:34	- She needs a good home. Interested?
01:27:38	And just as Samantha convinced herself
01:27:46	She's been fixed,
01:27:58	And because Samantha
01:28:03	...she got things.
01:28:16	What would happen if these
01:28:20	- Yeah, I know where you live.
01:28:24	Wait, Carrie, not that one.
01:28:33	Do you want me to get rid of it?
01:28:36	No.
01:28:39	No, it's too beautiful.
01:28:43	I'll just...
01:28:44	...bury it deep in the back...
01:28:47	...like I did my feelings.
01:28:51	- Do you miss him?
01:28:56	It's weird...
01:28:58	...I haven't cried very much at all.
01:29:01	I don't know, maybe...
01:29:04	Maybe you're only allotted
01:29:08	...and I used mine up.
01:29:10	Yeah, I know how you feel.
01:29:12	Because my St. Louis boyfriend
01:29:16	...and I miss him all the time.
01:29:18	Suddenly, it dawned on me. There
01:29:26	Louise, we need a cocktail.
01:29:31	And it threw me so hard.
01:29:34	Because, you know, I thought Will...
01:29:37	That's his name.
01:29:39	- I thought he was the love of my life.
01:29:44	He said he loved me and all,
01:29:49	That shit hurt. But, you know, whatever.
01:29:54	- I'm not gonna give up on love.
01:29:57	Love is the thing, you know.
01:30:02	You see that?
01:30:04	That's love.
01:30:10	Excuse me.
01:30:17	Oh, I remember that smile.
01:30:21	Someone I just met.
01:30:24	At 11:30? Oh, that's a booty call.
01:30:27	No, it's not.
01:30:31	Louise. Now, I may not get texts,
01:30:36	The subtext of that text? Booty.
01:30:40	But if he meets me,
01:30:45	All right, then. Enjoy yourself.
01:30:49	That's what your 20s are for.
01:30:51	Your 30s are to learn the lessons.
01:30:54	Your 40s are to pay for the drinks.
01:30:57	Well, in that case, I'll take another one.
01:31:03	It's all about the desk.
01:31:05	If I find the desk, the writing will come.
01:31:08	...because I'm using my new book advance
01:31:13	I think it is so great that you're
01:31:18	Yeah, well, out with the old and...
01:31:21	...oh, in with the overpriced.
01:31:28	Hey. Harry called me and
01:31:33	- Why'd he do that?
01:31:37	There's nothing to be concerned about.
01:31:39	Well, did...? Did the doctor say
01:31:45	No. She said because
01:31:49	So then, why are you not...?
01:31:51	Because I'm afraid
01:31:53	- It's a miracle I'm even pregnant.
01:31:58	I have everything I ever wanted.
01:32:01	I am so happy that I'm terrified.
01:32:04	Nobody gets everything that they want.
01:32:10	You're good people
01:32:13	Of course something bad
01:32:15	Sweetie...
01:32:17	...you shit your pants this year.
01:32:20	Maybe you're done.
01:32:25	You run every day, that's what you do.
01:32:28	You can't stop being who you are
01:32:34	All right.
01:32:36	Okay. Here we go.
01:32:41	Okay.
01:32:47	And as the last
01:32:50	...so did Charlotte's fear.
01:32:55	By the time the first snow fell,
01:33:07	Are you sure you don't want me
01:33:11	No, I am perfectly happy
01:33:14	You sure?
01:33:16	Go home. Seriously,
01:33:20	Okay. But first...
01:33:27	Merry Christmas.
01:33:31	- You didn't have to.
01:33:37	Oh.
01:33:39	- Oh, Louise from St. Louis.
01:33:43	Well, jeez.
01:33:45	Now I feel bad.
01:33:48	If I had known
01:33:55	...I would have bought you one
01:33:58	...and hidden it here.
01:34:04	- That is not what I think it is.
01:34:21	Oh, my God.
01:34:24	My very own Louis Vuitton?
01:34:26	That's right. No more rental for you.
01:34:29	Look who's home from the big city.
01:34:34	It was the best money I'd ever spent.
01:34:38	New Year's Eve and a cup of noodles.
01:34:50	So you remember
01:34:53	- Happy New Year.
01:34:56	Except you're gonna say it
01:34:59	- You're gonna say, "Happy New Year!"
01:35:05	Yeah. And you say that
01:35:17	All right.
01:35:19	- All ready to go, B-boy?
01:35:21	Did you remember to pack
01:35:25	I think it's in the kitchen.
01:35:26	Oh, you gotta have the new Batman, huh?
01:35:36	You got plans with the girls?
01:35:38	Um...
01:35:40	We're all kind of staying in tonight.
01:35:45	Would you like to
01:35:49	We could go someplace
01:35:52	No. Thank you.
01:35:59	Miranda, I never meant to hurt you.
01:36:07	I found him.
01:36:09	- Batman.
01:36:13	- Okay.
01:36:15	- Put your hat on.
01:36:17	- It's snowing out.
01:36:20	I'm gonna bring Batman.
01:36:23	Happy New Year.
01:36:25	Happy New Year.
01:36:28	Kiss.
01:36:40	All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
01:36:45	This is my new...
01:36:50	You know what we're gonna do?
01:36:52	We're gonna light a firecracker
01:37:46	- Hello?
01:37:49	We're having a fabulous time.
01:37:51	The only thing missing is you. Come.
01:37:54	That's sweet but I can't.
01:37:58	Oh, okay.
01:38:00	You're not really writing, are you?
01:38:03	No. You're not really
01:38:07	No. Rescue me.
01:38:10	There's no one fun here.
01:38:12	It's very forced-festive.
01:38:14	Oh, yes. That's just what
01:38:17	...a visit from the lost Brontë sister.
01:38:20	Well, better a Brontë sister
01:38:23	Thanks, but...
01:38:25	...by 10 p. m. I will be in bed asleep...
01:38:31	...and blissfully unaware of
01:38:58	- Hello?
01:39:00	...that one of the perks
01:39:02	...was that you didn't have to spend
01:39:06	I am alone with Chinese food.
01:39:09	- I was asleep.
01:39:13	No, no, that's okay. Where's Brady?
01:39:17	- It's Steve's night.
01:39:21	- Don't wake up. Go... Go back to sleep.
01:39:26	- You all right?
01:39:28	I got all choked up...
01:39:31	...watching stupid New Year's Eve stuff
01:39:34	- You want me to come over?
01:39:38	No, I can... You know, I can...
01:39:42	On New Year's? No way.
01:39:46	Really. I just...
01:39:49	Go back to sleep. I'll...
01:39:53	- Good night.
01:40:33	Good one.
01:40:41	- It's almost time.
01:40:54	Oh, my God. Thank God you're here.
01:42:30	- Hey.
01:42:33	You're not alone.
01:42:39	Happy New Year.
01:43:27	- A young child that perhaps they've...
01:43:29	- Hey, easy there, girl.
01:43:31	Yeah. Thanks.
01:43:32	Three months driving in L.A.
01:43:36	Every spring, the women of New York...
01:43:37	...leave the foolish choices of their past
01:43:42	This is known as Fashion Week.
01:43:44	Excuse me. Hi.
01:43:47	Oh, there we are.
01:43:50	- We're in the front row?
01:43:54	- Very nice.
01:43:56	Decide where we're gonna go for lunch
01:44:01	So this is what you all
01:44:04	...while I was with Brady and Steve
01:44:07	Well...
01:44:09	...not every Saturday.
01:44:12	Just so you know, we always had
01:44:17	Steve does the funniest
01:44:19	Actually, it's more Steve as a dolphin.
01:44:28	You really can't forgive him?
01:44:32	Are you suggesting something?
01:44:34	I like Steve. I always liked Steve.
01:44:37	He's apologized 100 times.
01:44:41	What's it gonna take?
01:44:42	Are you also suggesting
01:44:45	No. I could kill Big.
01:44:49	Sometimes when I'm running...
01:44:52	...I imagine what I would say to him
01:44:56	I have the perfect opening line.
01:45:00	Do you wanna hear it?
01:45:02	Uh, yeah.
01:45:06	I curse the day you were born.
01:45:10	That's impressive. You better work up
01:45:25	I didn't know if it was the fashion...
01:45:27	...or the fact that the four of us
01:45:30	...but for the first time in a long time...
01:45:33	...I felt like myself.
01:46:06	Well, let's get a cab, okay?
01:46:11	Fur is murder!
01:46:12	Murder! Murder!
01:46:16	- Murder! Murder!
01:46:23	And a couple of weeks later, I met
01:46:28	Over Christmas, they realized
01:46:31	- I'm Carrie.
01:46:33	Just in time for Valentine's Day.
01:47:01	Hello?
01:47:03	I'm calling to make sure that you
01:47:07	- You called about an hour too early.
01:47:11	Well, Miranda and I are going to dinner...
01:47:14	...and then a very violent slasher movie.
01:47:17	- Perfect.
01:47:19	I'm making Smith sushi.
01:47:22	Wow, you do that?
01:47:24	We took a class a while back.
01:47:27	And when he comes in that door
01:47:29	...I'm going to surprise him by
01:47:33	...covered with homemade sushi.
01:47:36	Boy, you do have time on your hands.
01:47:39	So, what else is new?
01:48:04	There is a whole lot of love in this room.
01:48:08	Is it me or is Valentine's Day
01:48:11	No. I think it was like this last year.
01:48:15	Good evening.
01:48:18	All of our specials are romantically themed
01:48:22	- Are we having wine?
01:48:24	- Glass or a...?
01:48:25	I'll be right back to take
01:48:35	Why would you have looked
01:48:39	Because I'm an emotional cutter.
01:48:42	I deserve what I got.
01:48:45	...believing that I'm finally getting
01:48:48	"See? Love does conquer all.
01:48:50	Look at me in
01:48:52	...marrying the love of my life. "
01:48:55	- Yes.
01:48:58	And Miranda, in that article,
01:49:02	No. The whole article
01:49:06	- It was from your point of view.
01:49:10	Exactly. The whole wedding
01:49:14	I let... I let the wedding
01:49:19	I am the reason that
01:49:24	Okay.
01:49:27	I said something to Big
01:49:31	...at the rehearsal dinner.
01:49:34	What do you mean?
01:49:37	After Steve showed up,
01:49:40	And I bumped into Big...
01:49:45	...and I said that you two
01:49:47	Here we go, your Shiraz.
01:49:59	Okay, great. Thanks so much.
01:50:06	I'm sorry. I was upset. Steve had...
01:50:10	I have been going over this and over this
01:50:16	And for five months,
01:50:20	- I tried to tell you once, but then...
01:50:23	You tried to tell me once?
01:50:26	You should have tried to tell me
01:50:29	I know. I was waiting for the right time.
01:50:32	There is no right time to tell me
01:50:35	It just happened. I wasn't thinking.
01:50:39	- Carrie, please don't go.
01:50:44	Is that you kept a secret from me.
01:50:47	And I have never, ever
01:50:51	Ever.
01:50:55	No, I'm lying. For the last five months...
01:50:57	...I've been thinking that it is
01:51:02	There.
01:51:04	How does it feel?
01:51:06	Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:51:29	Any minute now.
01:51:41	Hey, babe, it's me. Pick up.
01:51:44	Pick up.
01:51:46	All right, it's 7:20. I'm still at the studio.
01:51:48	We're behind. I'm gonna be a little bit late.
01:52:02	Forty minutes later...
01:52:04	...sushi, Samantha, still no Smith.
01:52:15	This is bullshit.
01:52:48	It was the same Valentine night
01:52:52	...minus the sushi.
01:52:56	And the other woman.
01:53:08	I'm home.
01:53:11	- Man, that was a long day.
01:53:14	Bummer, I know. Did you eat?
01:53:16	Yes, I ate.
01:53:18	I ate the sushi
01:53:20	The sushi that I laid all over my naked body
01:53:26	Why are you so upset? I called.
01:53:28	I couldn't pick up the phone.
01:53:30	My body was covered everywhere
01:53:34	I got wasabi in places where
01:53:37	Oh, you think it's funny
01:53:43	...to make a lovely meal for you?
01:53:46	You made some sushi. It's not a big deal.
01:53:50	"Not a big deal. " Here.
01:53:53	I am not the type of woman...
01:53:54	...who sits home all day
01:53:58	Enjoy your California handmade roll!
01:54:05	Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
01:54:16	It's Carrie, leave me a message.
01:54:18	Carrie, it's me. Please pick up.
01:54:21	Three days of
01:54:26	...and I still wasn't ready.
01:54:28	It was the longest we'd ever gone
01:54:38	Carrie.
01:54:40	Hi.
01:54:42	- I need to talk to you.
01:54:47	Seventeen-dollars long.
01:54:52	Please get in. It just hit 18.
01:55:08	- This is weird, not talking.
01:55:13	Carrie, I understand, but it just happened.
01:55:23	You have to forgive me.
01:55:26	You know...
01:55:28	- What?
01:55:29	No, please, what were you gonna say?
01:55:31	You badger me to forgive you
01:55:34	You won't even consider forgiving Steve
01:55:39	It's not the same thing.
01:55:41	It's forgiveness.
01:55:48	I don't know that I can trust
01:55:52	Steve, you're very quiet today.
01:55:56	Miranda, I know I made it hard
01:56:03	...but you made it hard for me to trust you.
01:56:06	The way you treated me
01:56:10	I mean, yeah, I broke a vow...
01:56:13	...but what about the other vows?
01:56:16	Like promising to love someone
01:56:20	What about that?
01:56:22	How do I know she's not gonna
01:56:26	You don't.
01:56:28	And she doesn't know for sure that
01:56:35	All you can know is that
01:56:38	...and risk that the love you have
01:56:46	And that's what we'll discover here.
01:56:55	So we're done with our last session.
01:56:57	We're not allowed to talk to each other
01:57:00	...while we figure out if being together
01:57:04	And then we had to
01:57:07	...and if we both show up on that day,
01:57:12	It's like showing up
01:57:14	...that we're both willing to
01:57:19	Wow.
01:57:21	- Can you do that?
01:57:23	I don't know.
01:57:27	- Thinking? Or feeling?
01:57:30	Well, Miranda, you're a lawyer. You know,
01:57:35	But why we feel what we feel
01:57:41	So I'm sorry, Harvard, but I'm afraid...
01:57:43	...you're gonna have to base
01:57:46	Well, then I'm screwed.
01:57:50	You will. There will come a moment
01:57:52	And if it's "yes,"
01:57:55	...it's gonna go right out the window
01:57:58	Ugh.
01:57:59	And I thought picking a spot to meet
01:58:02	- Where is it?
01:58:06	- Halfway between our two places.
01:58:11	Poetic if we both show up.
01:58:13	Otherwise you're on a bridge, rejected.
01:58:17	It's not a good plan.
01:58:25	- Hey.
01:58:27	I got two pieces of good news.
01:58:29	- Oh, and I've got two coffees.
01:58:32	Here you go. So, what's up?
01:58:34	I just heard from your realtor
01:58:38	You got 60 days before the new owner
01:58:44	And what is the other news?
01:58:50	I'm moving back to St. Louis
01:58:54	Oh, my God.
01:58:57	Wait a minute, I gotta see that.
01:59:00	- Well, it's gorgeous.
01:59:09	On the day of her decision deadline...
01:59:11	...true to form, Miranda had argued
01:59:15	Thank you.
01:59:38	It suddenly dawned on Miranda...
01:59:40	...that Steve's list might have
02:00:30	And Miranda never looked back.
02:00:38	Well, almost never.
02:00:42	Kiss me.
02:00:48	Meanwhile, back in Lost Angeles...
02:00:55	Turns out New Age philosophy
02:01:01	Samantha had money, a career,
02:01:04	But still, she couldn't shake the feeling
02:01:09	Baby, come back.
02:01:11	That's not our house.
02:01:13	Where are you going?
02:01:53	Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
02:01:56	I'm your next-door neighbor...
02:01:57	...and my dog ran up on
02:02:03	Suddenly it wasn't so secret
02:02:06	Wanna join me?
02:02:11	Uh...
02:02:18	Hey. I'm Dante.
02:02:21	Stop by anytime.
02:02:26	It was official.
02:02:28	From the minute she met Dante...
02:02:30	...Samantha was in hell.
02:02:35	And by spring, I looked like my old self...
02:02:39	...in my new apartment,
02:02:43	- Oh, excuse me, honey. Hi.
02:02:45	Hi.
02:02:46	A woman put a glass on your new desk
02:02:49	I said, "If you do it again,
02:02:52	- Thanks.
02:02:53	- Yes. Hey, how's it going?
02:02:56	Good, good, good.
02:02:58	Where's Samantha?
02:03:00	Oh, you know her.
02:03:03	There's no place like home.
02:03:05	Sweetie.
02:03:09	You have a rat in your purse.
02:03:11	- That rat better be housebroken.
02:03:13	- Sure.
02:03:17	Oh, my gosh, Samantha.
02:03:21	You have a dog.
02:03:23	Did you ever think you'd see the day?
02:03:26	Mother of God, what's with the gut?
02:03:30	Well, she's eating something out there.
02:03:33	- Come on in!
02:03:35	We've been waiting for you.
02:03:41	I eat so I won't cheat.
02:03:44	What exactly are you eating?
02:03:46	Everything except Dante's dick.
02:03:49	Language, please.
02:03:52	I guess I didn't realize how big I was
02:03:56	How...? And I say this with love.
02:03:59	How could you not realize it?
02:04:01	- I've been avoiding mirrors.
02:04:05	I don't think there's anything
02:04:07	I stuff my face to stop myself from
02:04:12	Now, listen, this isn't about the weight.
02:04:16	- But are you happy?
02:04:21	...relationships aren't always
02:04:26	I mean, how often do you feel happy
02:04:30	I'm pretty sure that's to you.
02:04:33	- Every day.
02:04:37	Not all day every day, but every day.
02:04:41	When was the last time you felt happy?
02:04:44	Six months ago.
02:04:46	I think that's normal for L.A.
02:04:49	- What am I gonna do?
02:04:55	I know, but Smith stayed with me
02:05:01	And if he can stay with me
02:05:04	...then I should be able to
02:05:08	Sweetie, you just compared
02:05:12	There we were,
02:05:16	And Samantha?
02:05:19	That pillow cost $300.
02:05:31	Hi.
02:05:33	My little monster. Hi.
02:05:37	Hey. You're home.
02:05:40	- I thought you were staying the week.
02:05:45	Oh, man.
02:05:49	- I knew this was coming.
02:05:52	This isn't working.
02:05:54	I've done my best.
02:05:58	Well, what?
02:06:02	- You don't love me anymore?
02:06:07	It's just...
02:06:10	I'm just gonna say the thing
02:06:14	I love you but I love me more.
02:06:17	And I've been in a relationship
02:06:21	...and that's the one I need to work on.
02:06:25	You're gonna find a wonderful woman
02:06:33	What will you find?
02:06:36	I don't know.
02:06:38	But that's a risk I'm willing to take.
02:06:45	- Hey, no. Keep it.
02:06:53	Every time I look down at it...
02:06:59	...I'm gonna think of you.
02:07:03	Some love stories aren't epic novels.
02:07:07	But that doesn't make them
02:07:12	At this time...
02:07:13	...we ask that all passengers
02:07:16	...in preparation for landing.
02:07:19	We're landing in New York.
02:07:22	I'm gonna need to take that now.
02:07:26	Okay. Here we go now. Give me that.
02:07:32	As someone returned to my life...
02:07:36	...someone left.
02:07:37	- Stamps, mailing labels.
02:07:39	And I put all your unopened mail
02:07:43	All right.
02:07:48	And please, please...
02:07:51	...do not make a mess
02:07:54	- Okay.
02:07:58	- What am I gonna do without you?
02:08:03	...but she won't have my style.
02:08:06	Saint Louise.
02:08:09	You brought me back to life.
02:08:11	And you gave me Louise Vuitton.
02:08:21	Serious. We need to stop crying.
02:08:26	- Your keys.
02:08:28	Wait, wait, wait. Don't forget your love.
02:08:32	No. I found my love.
02:08:36	I'm leaving that with you.
02:08:39	- See you at my wedding.
02:08:47	Bye.
02:08:55	And a couple of weeks later...
02:08:57	...a slow-moving Charlotte
02:09:00	- Well, when are you due?
02:09:02	- You look gorgeous.
02:09:18	- Hi. Can I get you something to drink?
02:09:21	- No?
02:09:24	Help me. Help me move the table.
02:09:30	Charlotte.
02:09:33	Charlotte, wait. Wait.
02:09:35	Charlotte. Charlotte, don't run,
02:09:39	I don't wanna see you.
02:09:43	I was always on your side.
02:09:47	No! No! I'm not gonna cry.
02:09:54	I curse the day you were born.
02:10:01	I think my water just broke. Oh, my God.
02:10:03	- Taxi!
02:10:06	I don't wanna get in your car! Taxi!
02:10:09	Please, I gotta get you
02:10:12	- Okay?
02:10:13	Okay. Start the car.
02:10:24	Hey.
02:10:25	Hi. Congratulations. A girl.
02:10:30	It's my lot in life to be surrounded
02:10:33	Come here.
02:10:40	- She's gorgeous.
02:10:44	- Rose. What a beautiful name.
02:10:48	Now we got a Lily and a Rose.
02:10:52	Well...
02:10:54	...I have to say,
02:10:58	...making the "baby's here" call
02:11:03	There was plenty of drama.
02:11:07	My water broke while I was standing
02:11:10	- Wow, that's very dramatic.
02:11:14	- It broke while I was talking to Big.
02:11:17	See? Drama.
02:11:20	I ran into him and
02:11:23	He brought her to the hospital,
02:11:28	I think he was hoping to see you.
02:11:34	Well, today is not about him.
02:11:39	So we know she has Charlotte's hair.
02:11:45	- She's a doll. Mazel tov.
02:11:50	Bye.
02:11:52	He asked me to ask you to call him.
02:11:56	I know, it's none of my business,
02:12:00	...hanging around the hospital
02:12:02	Every time he heard someone in heels
02:12:09	Harry, it's... It's so much more complicated
02:12:13	I know it is, and you have every right
02:12:17	I'm a big pile of love today
02:12:21	He said he's been writing you,
02:12:26	No, he's never written to me.
02:12:27	He said he wrote because
02:12:32	No, he's never written. Ever.
02:12:35	Then why would he say he had?
02:13:18	Two hours, two manila envelopes
02:13:23	...I was just about to give up
02:13:28	I had told Louise to put Big in a place where
02:13:44	This is Louise, leave a message.
02:13:46	Hey... Hey, Louise, it's me.
02:13:48	Can you give me the password
02:13:53	Um...
02:13:54	Okay, call me. Thanks.
02:13:59	Oh, shit.
02:14:17	As soon as I typed in "love,"
02:14:26	And because Big
02:14:29	...he retyped a love letter
02:14:34	And Lord Byron.
02:14:36	And John Keats.
02:14:39	And Voltaire.
02:14:41	There they were, the love letters
02:14:45	Plus one more
02:15:06	I wanted to call him, but our love...
02:15:09	...Carrie and Big,
02:15:12	...stopped me.
02:15:20	Hello?
02:15:21	I didn't hear my phone.
02:15:24	That dress makes your boobies look big.
02:15:26	- Mama, can you please? This is a work call.
02:15:29	- No, it's okay, I figured it out.
02:15:34	Today is the final day
02:15:37	You have till 6:00
02:15:39	No, I don't need to go over there.
02:15:41	Do you not want those never-worn shoes?
02:15:44	Oh, God, I completely forgot.
02:15:46	If you don't, you can send them to me
02:15:50	But it's already 5:00.
02:15:52	Hello? They are never-been-worn,
02:15:56	Actually 525.
02:16:01	Taxi!
02:16:13	The light in our prewar apartment...
02:16:17	...looked completely different postwar.
02:16:40	I was gonna get these to you.
02:16:45	It wasn't logic, it was love.
02:17:10	Why did we ever decide to get married?
02:17:16	I guess we were afraid
02:17:25	I'm sorry to have done that to you.
02:17:29	I'm sorry to have done that to you.
02:17:36	You know the funny part?
02:17:40	Is there a funny part?
02:17:42	We were perfectly happy before
02:17:47	Guess the joke's on us.
02:17:58	- It's a good closet.
02:18:05	It's comfortable.
02:18:08	Is this what you had in mind
02:18:12	I'd like to think I was that smooth.
02:18:23	We better get up
02:18:36	And the way we decided to get married...
02:18:39	...it was all business.
02:18:42	No romance.
02:18:46	That's not the way
02:18:53	This is.
02:18:58	Carrie Bradshaw...
02:19:01	...love of my life...
02:19:05	...will you marry me?
02:19:12	See, this is why there's a diamond.
02:19:15	You need to do something
02:19:41	And forsaking all others...
02:19:43	And in the end, Carrie Bradshaw
02:19:47	...in a label-less dress.
02:19:49	Then by the power vested in me
02:19:52	...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
02:20:07	Ever thine. Ever mine.
02:20:10	Ever ours.
02:20:15	So you're okay that it was just us?
02:20:17	It was perfect. You and me, like I said.
02:20:22	Still, it would have been nice
02:20:27	Which is why I called them.
02:20:34	- Hi, Carrie!
02:20:40	- Ham and eggs. Ham and eggs for you, sir.
02:20:43	It wasn't a fancy, designer reception either.
02:20:46	Just food and friends.
02:20:50	Butter, ma'am?
02:20:55	How's the marriage going?
02:21:16	"And as I put the wedding gown away,
02:21:22	'Why is it that we're willing
02:21:26	...but not our own rules?"'
02:21:30	And that's just a little something
02:21:35	Thank you.
02:21:38	Oh, my God.
02:21:42	Maybe some labels
02:21:45	Maybe when we label people:
02:21:47	"Bride," "groom," "husband,"
02:21:51	...we forget to look past the label
02:21:56	- This is delicious.
02:21:59	- Because everyone else started.
02:22:03	And speaking of an oldie but goodie...
02:22:09	- Happy birthday.
02:22:12	Wait, wait, wait. A toast.
02:22:14	To Samantha.
02:22:16	Fifty and fabulous.
02:22:25	To us...
02:22:28	...and the next 50.
02:22:29	To the next 50.
02:22:34	And there, in the same city
02:22:38	...four New York women
02:22:43	...dressed head to toe in love.
02:22:47	And that's the one label...
02:22:50	...that never goes out of style.
02:23:02	Resynck: Xenzai[NEF]
02:23:13	THE END

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