Sex Monster The

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00:00:02 (screams and sirens)
00:00:08 ("Double Trouble Lover"
00:00:14 (reggae music starts)
00:02:48 (screams and sirens)
00:02:59 Oh, damn it.
00:03:01 This thing is not designed
00:03:06 Go sit down, I'll bring
00:03:08 - It's a gag coffeepot.
00:03:13 Here you go, sweetie.
00:03:15 I was reading about
00:03:22 So, last night was okay?
00:03:26 - It was nice.
00:03:27 - I've got so much on my mind...
00:03:32 - It always is?
00:03:36 It always is?
00:03:38 You want some melon?
00:03:40 You're totally satisfied
00:03:42 Yeah, I'm totally satisfied, honey.
00:03:44 I'll get you some melon.
00:03:46 And there's nothing
00:03:49 No changes you would make?
00:03:53 Different?
00:03:55 Yeah...
00:03:59 Try the melon...
00:04:02 Nothing...
00:04:05 you've always been
00:04:07 No, I'm just
00:04:10 You are?
00:04:12 Try the melon,
00:04:22 (Radio:)
00:04:24 - No.
00:04:27 - No.
00:04:29 Umm... if so, I didn't notice it.
00:04:33 Are you having lunch
00:04:35 No, sorry, Didi,
00:04:41 That's okay, I understand.
00:04:44 If he cancels, though,
00:04:46 Your husband's taking you to lunch?
00:04:48 Yeah, he is sweet.
00:04:50 (doorbell rings)
00:04:55 Hey, beautiful.
00:04:56 Hey...
00:04:58 - You hungry?
00:05:00 - Can we go someplace nice?
00:05:06 Darn, you showed.
00:05:09 If you didn't show,
00:05:12 Sorry to disappoint you, Didi,
00:05:16 Yes, you did, I'm not
00:05:20 Have a nice lunch
00:05:22 - I will.
00:05:24 Definitely.
00:05:25 What, you're mad? Don't be mad,
00:05:29 Come on, I don't have time
00:05:33 I made that doctor's appointment
00:05:35 Don't forget it, okay?
00:05:37 I cannot believe I gotta
00:05:40 You're at the age where
00:05:44 They called the office.
00:05:46 Do I wanna pay extra
00:05:48 They got a Sony product
00:05:51 "Sony Assman".
00:05:55 So what's the deal
00:05:59 Any new lesbian stories?
00:06:01 I don't think she's a lesbian.
00:06:05 That's better still.
00:06:08 - We do?
00:06:10 Is she openly bisexual?
00:06:12 What do you mean
00:06:15 I mean, is she openly bisexual?
00:06:17 If I went right now to the salon,
00:06:19 I walked in and yelled,
00:06:23 what would little Didi do?
00:06:24 Do we have to talk about Didi's
00:06:27 Yes...
00:06:28 You're totally obsessed by this
00:06:31 She's hot for you, Laura.
00:06:35 everyone's doin' it.
00:06:37 I am straight.
00:06:40 I think it'd be good for ya.
00:06:42 - Is that what you think?
00:06:44 I think it'd be good for us.
00:06:47 inside the confines
00:06:49 What happens if I like it?
00:06:51 If you like it? Great.
00:06:53 What if you come home
00:06:57 Wouldn't you be just a little hurt?
00:06:59 Hurt? Only if I smash my face
00:07:03 diving under the blankets
00:07:05 I'd be thrilled you found
00:07:11 See how clear that picture is?
00:07:16 The same way you're looking
00:07:18 I'm looking at the lower intestines,
00:07:20 and then this curves it around...
00:07:24 And this is actually a job
00:07:29 That's funny.
00:07:32 We'll see who's laughing
00:07:34 Knees forward, if you would, please.
00:07:38 Be gentle.
00:07:40 but I'm not real excited about this.
00:07:42 No... that makes two of us.
00:07:47 Oh-oh-oh!
00:07:49 Ow, ow!
00:07:50 Pull it out, Jerry!
00:07:53 Hey, four-year-old,
00:07:56 I haven't started
00:08:00 Gentle is the buzzword
00:08:05 Ohh!
00:08:17 Have you seen that new
00:08:25 It's a beauty.
00:08:28 Ohh-hh!!
00:08:34 (doorbell rings)
00:08:37 Hey... Jane!
00:08:39 - Hi!
00:08:41 I didn't know you were in town.
00:08:42 I'm going to San Francisco.
00:08:46 but I decided to visit
00:08:48 - Didn't Laura tell you?
00:08:50 But that's okay.
00:08:54 What?
00:08:57 I just miss you.
00:09:01 I miss you too.
00:09:12 - I love this.
00:09:15 That is so not me.
00:09:17 No.
00:09:20 So how are your sculptures doing?
00:09:21 They're doing great.
00:09:26 I love this one.
00:09:29 It really works on the piano.
00:09:33 Isn't it great, Marty?
00:09:35 $18,000 in lessons,
00:09:38 I couldn't be more happy.
00:09:42 I don't want her having hobbies,
00:09:45 - I want it to be all about me.
00:09:48 You should be making
00:09:52 Feels so good.
00:09:55 It's so good to see you.
00:09:59 Wow, look at this,
00:10:01 This is great.
00:10:05 - It is not gay.
00:10:08 Can you imagine me
00:10:09 sitting on this couch,
00:10:13 Not a pretty sight, is it?
00:10:15 Women can get away with this,
00:10:17 It's not gay, Marty.
00:10:21 It's gay, and I love it.
00:10:23 I'm not into women, but if I was,
00:10:27 and you, my dear,
00:10:30 That's it. I'm going upstairs
00:10:33 Is he serious?
00:10:34 He would love it if I would
00:10:38 Apparently, it's all he
00:10:40 What is it with these guys
00:10:42 They can't please one woman,
00:10:45 Maybe that's what
00:10:47 to do half the work.
00:10:52 Diva, did the mail come?
00:10:54 Mmm - yes.
00:10:57 And I'm sorry, but they're all bills.
00:11:00 Well, I can handle them, okay?
00:11:02 Once Billy finishes this house...
00:11:04 those lots are gonna sell like crazy.
00:11:08 Nothing fazes you, Marty.
00:11:12 I'll tell you what fazes me...
00:11:14 - You marrying that ski bum...
00:11:17 It does... I'm concerned,
00:11:20 How's he gonna support you,
00:11:23 What's the pay scale
00:11:26 Guy's got no future, Diva.
00:11:27 Oh, he's got a future, stop it.
00:11:32 The ski patrol? What's he gonna
00:11:36 Best case scenario,
00:11:40 I got a great idea for an investor.
00:11:46 Dave Pembroke?
00:11:48 From Michigan, Dave Pembroke?
00:11:50 he was a real tough guy,
00:11:53 He was in my brother's grade,
00:11:56 who got their jollies
00:11:58 Well, now he's getting some jollies
00:12:04 Guy's got 18 furniture stores
00:12:08 Hey, Clay.
00:12:10 I've invited him
00:12:16 Sunday's not good for me.
00:12:18 Why? What's Sunday?
00:12:21 You got that girl coming in?
00:12:26 You know what, Bill?
00:12:29 Would you relax?
00:12:31 Having fun?
00:12:33 - I'm not gonna get caught.
00:12:35 you're gonna get caught.
00:12:38 You're in a situation
00:12:43 And somewhere along the way,
00:12:45 is gonna say the wrong thing
00:12:48 - and it's gonna get back to Carol.
00:12:50 - Nobody knows, Marty.
00:12:56 This is gonna sound corny,
00:13:00 but I'll tell ya who knows.
00:13:05 God does not know.
00:13:08 - he doesn't care.
00:13:10 Cheating on your wife
00:13:12 I know - I'm gonna get struck down
00:13:15 - is that what you're telling me?
00:13:18 that's what I'm saying,
00:13:22 so I'd appreciate it
00:13:25 Don't you judge me.
00:13:31 - She's fat.
00:13:33 She's fat. She's not
00:13:35 all she wants to do is eat.
00:13:38 I have my needs, too.
00:13:41 is you to be at my house
00:13:46 Marty's on my case about going
00:13:49 - Brunch?
00:13:52 That's a Jew thing, brunch.
00:13:54 They can't decide if they want
00:13:56 so they have both.
00:13:58 I can't wait
00:14:00 He's gonna love it.
00:14:02 - He's got a thing for Diva?
00:14:05 but he's dying to just take her.
00:14:07 So why doesn't he just do it?
00:14:09 For one reason, she's engaged.
00:14:12 he's very hung up
00:14:14 The guy's very straight that way.
00:14:17 I don't get that.
00:14:19 European men, they've been
00:14:21 Doesn't make 'em assholes.
00:14:23 Guy in America, gets a little
00:14:25 they label him an asshole.
00:14:29 And I blame the Pilgrim men.
00:14:33 they got all religious and puritanical.
00:14:37 They fucked the whole thing up.
00:14:39 They gave away deal points
00:14:42 Where did you hear that?
00:14:44 I should have negotiated that deal.
00:14:48 - Gentlewomen, what's up?
00:14:50 I'm good. Take care of your
00:14:54 - See?
00:14:56 I'm not going to brunch
00:14:58 The guy's Republican.
00:15:00 Big deal, so am I
00:15:03 Wait till you hear the good gossip.
00:15:05 The good gossip? Coming from you,
00:15:08 It's about your assistant... Diva.
00:15:13 What about Diva?
00:15:15 The guy that sold car phones
00:15:17 Went to college with her.
00:15:19 Said she spent a fair amount
00:15:22 saw a lot of action.
00:15:25 So what? What is it?
00:15:27 Guess.
00:15:29 She did a two-way.
00:15:30 - Better...
00:15:34 It's coming from Eric. I don't believe
00:15:38 Girls.
00:15:41 - She did girls.
00:15:46 This is true?
00:15:47 Diva did girls in college?
00:15:51 (Laura:)
00:15:53 I believe it.
00:15:57 but the guy's not a liar.
00:15:59 She's young.
00:16:01 Young girls...
00:16:03 they're all into it nowadays.
00:16:06 Yeah? Well, for me, it hasn't.
00:16:08 Will you cut it out
00:16:10 One cookie.
00:16:12 Will you look at this?
00:16:16 She put the bowl away
00:16:19 You know what I'm thinkin'?
00:16:22 - Like a life lesson.
00:16:25 Yeah... open you up a little bit.
00:16:28 I think it would be fun.
00:16:30 I'm sure it would be fun for you.
00:16:37 You're always saying you wanna
00:16:41 Always talking about hobbies
00:16:44 that's what this would be.
00:16:49 How stupid do I look to you?
00:16:51 All right, so I took a shot.
00:16:54 How much longer before dinner?
00:16:58 Looks like you've already
00:17:01 I've been married to my husband
00:17:04 - Wow, that's great.
00:17:09 that in the last 30 years,
00:17:13 Jump on a plane,
00:17:17 - How long have you been married?
00:17:19 That's nice.
00:17:23 Yeah, I think we will.
00:17:26 Have all the fun you can
00:17:28 Do it now,
00:17:30 The spending and traveling
00:17:35 Do it all before the kids come.
00:17:38 After the kids come,
00:17:41 - Come on, you love your kids, right?
00:17:46 I don't love anybody today.
00:17:48 Except you.
00:17:51 Oh - oh - oh...!
00:18:05 - Was that okay?
00:18:09 Good.
00:18:10 Still is to me,
00:18:14 I look down and wonder
00:18:16 with a woman
00:18:19 I do.
00:18:21 I still think you're going
00:18:26 Oh, Marty... shut up.
00:18:35 See what I'm saying? We have sex,
00:18:37 You get up and wash up.
00:18:42 So that's what
00:18:45 For me to have sex
00:18:47 Yeah...
00:18:51 Oh, yeah.
00:18:54 And you want me to kiss her,
00:18:57 go down on her?
00:18:59 Yeah... I mean,
00:19:03 I don't know.
00:19:06 - I don't know if I could.
00:19:08 I do it all the time,
00:19:10 Plus, you have...
00:19:13 - What's that?
00:19:16 that's what you have.
00:19:17 You're a woman,
00:19:20 You could do it better
00:19:23 on my best night ever.
00:19:27 last April, at the cabin.
00:19:31 You could be better than that.
00:19:34 - I could?
00:19:38 you have the home court advantage.
00:19:40 on why women are getting
00:19:45 - Yeah? What's that theory?
00:19:47 Everybody likes to do something
00:19:49 everyone likes to excel.
00:19:53 that they're really good at,
00:19:56 And they're really enjoying it.
00:20:00 I think you would be somebody
00:20:06 (gargling)
00:20:11 I couldn't do it with a stranger.
00:20:14 All right, fine.
00:20:16 And I'm not gonna do it
00:20:19 - Diva?
00:20:22 Fine. Diva's off the list.
00:20:25 I love the fact
00:20:28 - I bet you do.
00:20:31 Come on, Marty,
00:20:34 Part time. You work with her
00:20:38 You don't want it
00:20:41 We know her but
00:20:44 She's cute, too,
00:20:47 you know she's into
00:20:50 I like Didi.
00:20:53 I like Didi, too.
00:20:57 Operation Didi.
00:21:00 Call her up,
00:21:02 If it works out, great.
00:21:04 If it doesn't,
00:21:13 (doorbell chimes)
00:21:22 - Hi...!
00:21:24 - How are you?
00:21:34 You did these?
00:21:36 Yeah, I did.
00:21:38 God...
00:21:42 Thank you.
00:21:45 Do you like my perfume?
00:21:49 Roses.
00:21:51 Yeah.
00:21:56 Marty...?
00:22:03 Didi... it's great
00:22:07 because Laura's wanted to have you
00:22:12 You know, I don't think we need
00:22:16 - Drinks.
00:22:19 - Let's get drunk.
00:22:21 Hard drinks.
00:22:24 - does that sound good?
00:22:27 I'm dangerous on rum and coke.
00:22:29 We have a winner.
00:22:32 You hear that? She's dangerous
00:22:35 - Is he always this funny?
00:22:38 Where you from, Dee?
00:22:41 - I'm from all over.
00:22:45 Yep. I'm an Army brat.
00:22:48 An Army brat? That is intense.
00:22:53 I lived with my dad
00:22:57 Then out of nowhere,
00:23:01 until we decided
00:23:03 Then I hitchhiked around
00:23:10 and I met this woman
00:23:13 but... it didn't really work out,
00:23:17 because she was sorta
00:23:20 I guess, to be honest,
00:23:23 (crash)
00:23:32 Let me tell you this story...
00:23:33 This is so nice out here.
00:23:38 (reggae music plays softly)
00:23:47 Wow, Didi, you should be
00:23:50 She should.
00:23:52 Doesn't anybody
00:23:55 All right, I'll dance.
00:24:00 Oh yeah... Oh, baby...
00:24:06 You're scaring me now.
00:24:10 Laura, come up here.
00:24:12 Laura, come dance with me.
00:24:14 Come on... come on.
00:24:20 Laura wanted to dance.
00:24:25 I wanna dance so bad...
00:24:29 (music continues)
00:25:16 Didi, just stay there. I need Marty
00:25:21 Marty...!
00:25:27 What's up? Havin' fun?
00:25:28 - No, honey, no.
00:25:31 I think this might be a mistake.
00:25:35 Call it a night? No,
00:25:39 Are you kidding me?
00:25:42 - We are?
00:25:45 Oh, God. I know, I know...
00:25:50 Are you sure this is what
00:25:52 Let me think for a millionth
00:25:54 Yes. Are you kiddin'?
00:25:56 We're having fun.
00:25:59 - You okay?
00:26:03 (Didi:)
00:26:06 Yes... go swimming,
00:26:09 Our poolo es su poolo.
00:26:12 (Didi:)
00:26:14 Ohh, yeah...
00:26:18 So we got...
00:26:21 we got a little booze here.
00:26:23 - Are you coming in?
00:26:27 - Ohh...!
00:26:32 I think we should go in.
00:26:34 I'm gonna get a swimsuit.
00:26:37 And so are you.
00:26:40 We're gonna get a swimsuit...
00:26:42 and you...
00:26:50 - Hello.
00:26:57 Hello.
00:27:07 Hey... hey...
00:27:11 Take you for a ride.
00:27:26 (Didi:)
00:27:30 - I want one.
00:27:37 Okay, we'll give you a ride.
00:27:45 I'll put you up here.
00:27:50 We know what your
00:27:53 Didi, you...
00:28:05 (giggling)
00:28:10 Take me back to Laura.
00:28:13 You want a ride from Laura?
00:28:42 What...?
00:28:46 Laura, what...?
00:29:00 Hey... what happened?
00:29:04 I don't know...
00:29:11 I don't know. I felt stupid.
00:29:13 Hey... you're not stupid.
00:29:17 I'm the stupid one.
00:29:20 This was a mistake. I'm sorry.
00:29:23 That's okay.
00:29:25 (knocking)
00:29:28 I'll send her home.
00:29:31 No, I'll talk to her.
00:29:38 - Hey...
00:29:40 I'm sorry if I did anything
00:29:44 You both made me
00:29:47 and I haven't felt comfortable
00:29:54 God... you're just
00:29:57 and great...
00:30:02 Should I go home?
00:30:09 Can I come in, then?
00:30:14 Yeah, you can come in.
00:31:58 (moaning and rattling)
00:32:27 You guys wanna knock off
00:32:30 (moaning continues)
00:32:38 Wow... that's what that flap is for.
00:32:47 Don't worry about me...
00:32:52 I'll go downstairs
00:32:54 Get a drink...
00:33:00 (moaning increases)
00:33:27 Murphy... can't tell Murphy.
00:33:36 (line ringing)
00:33:39 Hi.
00:33:42 You're not gonna believe this.
00:33:45 My wife, right now,
00:33:50 with little Didi...
00:33:54 the hottie at work...
00:33:56 and the two of them
00:33:59 like there's no tomorrow...
00:34:03 I'm up there.
00:34:05 Yeah - no,
00:34:09 What...? No.
00:34:11 I don't wanna order a pizza.
00:34:14 I had to tell someone.
00:34:23 (moaning continues)
00:34:30 Hey, you guys...
00:34:36 Marty's back.
00:34:38 Hey, honey...
00:34:49 Oh, shit. Damn.
00:34:57 Hey... Hi.
00:34:59 Hi.
00:35:01 - Bye.
00:35:05 - Thanks.
00:35:08 You too...
00:35:11 Thank you. See ya.
00:35:13 Bye.
00:35:19 Hey.
00:35:21 - How you doin'?
00:35:24 I did. How about you?
00:35:26 I had a good sleep.
00:35:31 You okay? Everything okay
00:35:34 I'm okay. Are you okay?
00:35:37 Me? I'm very okay.
00:35:41 Oh, yeah, I am, I am.
00:35:43 You know what last night was?
00:35:47 Educational? I love to hear you
00:35:52 That's great. You see?
00:35:55 And now, you're educated.
00:35:57 Oh, yeah.
00:35:59 Do you want some breakfast?
00:36:04 So everything's okay, seriously?
00:36:10 Oh, no, I'm cool.
00:36:13 Now I know what you mean by
00:36:16 Wow.
00:36:17 (Radio:)
00:36:18 My scene is done actually
00:36:20 - Your actual apartment?
00:36:22 I have another scene,
00:36:24 - Really?
00:36:26 Oh, I most certainly will.
00:36:27 - Girls.
00:36:30 No, I have not been to the site.
00:36:33 Just want to know if you saw
00:36:36 - No, I haven't seen them.
00:36:39 You're gonna say it costs too much.
00:36:42 and it ain't all about money.
00:36:44 You don't know
00:36:45 'cause that's not what I was
00:36:47 It ain't all about money.
00:36:50 What's your deal?
00:36:54 She has burrowed her way
00:36:57 Being married is very tough.
00:36:59 Yes, but it's only as tough
00:37:01 It's only as tough as you make it.
00:37:04 Know why you guys
00:37:06 - You wanna know?
00:37:08 - You're not shakin' it up.
00:37:12 That's all we're talking about here.
00:37:15 - Shake it up?
00:37:19 You're the man.
00:37:22 The women wanna be led.
00:37:26 They wanna be shaken up.
00:37:28 What the fuck
00:37:30 I'm talking about you,
00:37:34 and you, going home...
00:37:36 and teaching your wife
00:37:40 You will find the picture
00:37:46 Shake it up, boys.
00:38:34 (doorbell rings)
00:38:36 - Who's that?
00:38:39 Why don't you go see?
00:38:47 (doorbell rings)
00:39:00 - It's Didi.
00:39:03 I wonder who called her?
00:39:09 (yelping and banging)
00:39:22 You two are on fire tonight.
00:39:28 Babe...? You okay?
00:39:36 Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:39:38 Yeah, honey?
00:39:41 Are you okay?
00:39:43 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:45 For a minute, I thought
00:39:48 - No...
00:39:52 (moaning resumes)
00:40:07 (cries and thumping)
00:40:20 Hey.
00:40:29 Hey, you guys...
00:40:33 Hey... hey, Didi...
00:40:37 Hi.
00:40:40 - Guys having fun?
00:40:44 Want me to bring up sandwiches?
00:40:46 Don't stop, don't stop.
00:40:49 (moans resume)
00:40:56 (Ioud cries and bumping)
00:41:25 Bye, Marty. See ya.
00:41:29 Bye.
00:41:31 "Bye, Marty. See ya."
00:41:34 (Radio:)
00:41:36 Oh, please do.
00:41:40 Are you very proud
00:41:41 I wouldn't say "proud",
00:41:43 - Have you ever done lesbianism?
00:41:50 - Hi.
00:41:51 What are you doing here?
00:41:53 The Pembrokes are coming over.
00:41:55 Laura called and asked me
00:41:57 - You didn't know about it?
00:42:00 I though it was a great idea.
00:42:02 - You look great.
00:42:06 Come on in.
00:42:14 - Marty, how are ya?
00:42:17 Dave, Evie, how are you guys?
00:42:23 You look amazing.
00:42:25 Both of you. You look great.
00:42:28 I'm not feeling too great.
00:42:30 You look great. This guy
00:42:34 like he did in Michigan,
00:42:36 Marty, your wife looks adorable.
00:42:38 Thank you. She is adorable,
00:42:42 Both of you look fantastic.
00:42:45 That's it. We're in trouble.
00:42:49 Marty, get me a drink.
00:42:52 when you start slamming me
00:42:54 Oh, come on. That's not
00:42:56 I want you to have a nice
00:42:59 Marty, get the "great-Iookin' guy"
00:43:02 Fine. How about you, Evie?
00:43:04 - A Bloody Mary, sweetie.
00:43:06 I'll get one too.
00:43:11 - Look overdone to you?
00:43:13 You know, Diva,
00:43:18 Thank you, Laura.
00:43:22 I love your hair.
00:43:26 I like your hair.
00:43:32 What is that scent?
00:43:35 Do you like it?
00:43:38 Oh, yeah...
00:43:40 I like it.
00:43:46 I'll take those.
00:43:51 You remember Dave Pembroke?
00:43:53 - I remember...
00:43:56 Billy's wife, Carol...
00:43:58 (exchanging greetings)
00:44:01 No, Billy, we're gonna put
00:44:03 Billy sits here.
00:44:04 Billy will be in the middle.
00:44:06 - Don't fight over me.
00:44:08 - It's fine, honey.
00:44:11 Thank you. Come on,
00:44:17 Just want you to know
00:44:20 Laura.
00:44:23 It's good to see you, man.
00:44:25 Good to see you, too.
00:44:28 Oh, Jesus.
00:44:31 I remember when you and he
00:44:37 Sausage?
00:44:40 No.
00:44:41 Let's hope marriage and California
00:44:45 He's settled down.
00:44:50 Somehow, Evie,
00:44:53 (Billy:)
00:44:56 (Marty:)
00:44:59 Excuse me...
00:45:03 Okay, help Lucia in the kitchen.
00:45:08 Billy... you need a place setting.
00:45:10 Lucia will get it.
00:45:12 That's okay...
00:45:13 - Laura, sit down, please...
00:45:15 I know exactly where it is.
00:45:19 I don't want your food to get cold.
00:45:22 I'm gonna go help Diva, okay?
00:45:28 Careful with the butter.
00:45:33 Diva, I am so sorry.
00:45:36 I really am sorry.
00:45:38 I feel like a pig.
00:45:40 What is going on?
00:45:44 Marty told me this thing
00:45:49 ever since he told me,
00:45:54 You know I'm getting married
00:45:56 - Yes, I do.
00:45:58 I do. Like I said before,
00:46:04 - I'm just so attracted to you.
00:46:07 You ever see
00:46:11 Do I see them? No.
00:46:15 You ever see any
00:46:18 Just curious.
00:46:19 First of all, I didn't beat
00:46:22 Second of all, no...
00:46:24 I left Michigan after high school,
00:46:26 Must be kinda weird
00:46:28 20 years after you beat 'em up.
00:46:31 You broke my clavicle?
00:46:35 I'm sorry, Diva.
00:46:39 You should be.
00:46:44 Me neither.
00:47:01 Oh, my God... Oh, my God.
00:47:04 Oh, my God... okay.
00:47:09 Laura, I'm gonna go.
00:47:11 I think that's the best thing
00:47:15 I'm gonna go.
00:47:19 I'm straight... I am.
00:47:22 What we're talking about,
00:47:26 These houses finished
00:47:31 We have seven, seven and a quarter
00:47:34 Okay, I'm gonna say goodbye.
00:47:36 Something wrong, Diva?
00:47:38 No...
00:47:40 I gotta be somewhere,
00:47:42 late... I'm running really late.
00:47:50 Just stay awhile.
00:47:53 Tell Diva not to go.
00:47:54 Diva, don't go
00:47:59 No... don't.
00:48:01 Laura, I have to go now.
00:48:03 Let me walk you to the door.
00:48:05 I know where the door is.
00:48:07 I'll walk her to the door.
00:48:11 - I'm sorry.
00:48:15 Really...
00:48:17 I'll walk her to the door.
00:48:20 You're in the middle
00:48:21 I'll walk her to the door.
00:48:24 Diva, don't go anywhere.
00:48:28 I just wanna talk to you
00:48:30 I won't go.
00:48:32 Promise me you won't go.
00:48:34 Let me hold your purse.
00:48:37 - One minute... be right back.
00:48:44 - What's going on!?
00:48:47 - I just want her to stay.
00:48:50 I want us both
00:48:52 You want us to be with Diva?
00:48:55 Are you crazy?
00:48:57 how important this brunch is to me?
00:49:01 You've got to admit
00:49:03 She's foxy? What are you,
00:49:07 This will be good for us.
00:49:11 Don't touch me.
00:49:13 - Yes.
00:49:15 Let her go home,
00:49:18 Honey, I know you think
00:49:22 You're being a nutcase.
00:49:29 Billy, can you get Laura a bagel?
00:49:31 I'm gonna walk Diva to the door.
00:49:32 I'm gonna walk Diva... I...
00:49:40 - Go sit down.
00:49:42 Sit the fuck down!
00:49:44 (snarling)
00:49:46 Go...!
00:49:54 - What's going on?
00:49:57 Marty... did you ask your wife
00:49:59 - No...!
00:50:03 Why would I do that?
00:50:05 Why would I ask my wife
00:50:07 Because she just did.
00:50:10 Okay, so why do I get blamed?
00:50:13 She did it on her own.
00:50:16 - She did it on her own?
00:50:19 She's going throught something?
00:50:20 She's having a breakdown or something.
00:50:22 - A breakdown?
00:50:24 I'm just gonna say goodbye.
00:50:26 - I think I'm gonna talk to her...
00:50:28 Diva, no. Just gonna say goodbye.
00:50:31 Didi!?
00:50:33 I don't need to talk to you.
00:50:35 No, wait, Didi...!
00:50:36 Gotta make sure we own
00:50:40 Wait...!
00:50:41 Hi, Laura.
00:50:47 I'm sorry to barge in...
00:50:49 - Hi, I'm Didi.
00:50:51 Dave and Evie Pembroke.
00:50:54 This is our friend, Didi...
00:50:56 who forgot her purse
00:51:01 I'm gonna walk her to the door.
00:51:05 This is a brochure on an arts fair
00:51:10 A symposium?
00:51:13 Dave, I'll be with you
00:51:16 Say goodbye, okay?
00:51:18 Let go of my...
00:51:20 I'm not being an asshole...
00:51:23 Let go of me, pen dick.
00:51:25 Join us, Didi.
00:51:27 Honey, join us...?
00:51:30 I don't understand
00:51:32 You're the one that wanted me
00:51:34 Why am I so upset?
00:51:38 blew the Pembroke deal, Laura.
00:51:41 I don't know what's gotten into you.
00:51:45 What do you mean,
00:51:47 Are you gay?
00:51:49 No, I am not gay...
00:51:52 Are you bi?
00:51:54 No... I don't know...
00:52:01 I was watching some
00:52:04 It was like watching
00:52:06 I thought I was at a Pavarotti
00:52:09 Have you been with Didi before?
00:52:12 No, I haven't.
00:52:17 Before two weeks ago,
00:52:21 That's the truth.
00:52:22 You wouldn't know that
00:52:26 I know that...
00:52:30 It's... you know what it is?
00:52:33 I knew... you were gonna say that.
00:52:38 Ask me...
00:52:42 How do you know, Marty?
00:52:43 Because I made the "home court
00:52:46 It's bullshit, and I made it up.
00:52:48 - But it's true. It is true...
00:52:50 Don't bullshit a bullshit artist.
00:52:52 I'm telling you, it's true.
00:52:54 It was like I knew exactly
00:52:57 And it was so... my God,
00:53:01 and it was nice, then - God -
00:53:05 and I thought I was
00:53:08 I was there. I don't need to hear
00:53:11 I was in the room. That was me...
00:53:13 The guy with his thumb up his ass.
00:53:20 - Marty?
00:53:23 I need to leave early today.
00:53:26 to check out this banquet hall.
00:53:31 he's convinced should be
00:53:34 I have to be there to tell him
00:53:36 - All right, take the day off.
00:53:40 - About yesterday...
00:53:44 It's cool.
00:54:09 Laura?
00:54:13 Laura?
00:54:16 (squeaking and giggling)
00:54:18 What...?
00:54:22 Diva?
00:54:26 - Marty, don't be upset.
00:54:30 My wife and assistant
00:54:33 It's not like that.
00:54:35 - Oh, it's not like that?
00:54:36 What's it like? It is like that.
00:54:41 She's not screwing around
00:54:43 Diva, you lied, okay?
00:54:46 You said you were going
00:54:48 which I gotta say, is the exact
00:54:51 Marty, the showing got cancelled.
00:54:54 We decided not to go.
00:54:56 Okay, good! Go back to work.
00:54:58 Don't come here and burrow your head
00:55:02 Marty? Why are you doing this?
00:55:05 This... was for you.
00:55:11 "Warming up"? Waiting for me?
00:55:14 Yes, this was supposed
00:55:16 'cause I was planning
00:55:20 A surprise for me?
00:55:22 Yes - so, come on in, babe.
00:55:25 Laura, do you really think
00:55:29 (groaning and thumping)
00:55:36 Okay... that was a good
00:55:46 Okay, Laura, everyone's good
00:55:52 Okay, Laura...
00:55:56 How stupid do I look?
00:56:02 Warming up for me?
00:56:08 (Billy:)
00:56:11 (Marty:)
00:56:14 - What's up?
00:56:18 Come on, what's goin' on?
00:56:19 Laura and I...
00:56:23 What, is she sleeping
00:56:27 You guessed that?
00:56:31 - You guessed that?
00:56:34 Wait a minute. Your wife,
00:56:40 If you wanna get technical,
00:56:43 Your wife is sleeping
00:56:46 Wow.
00:56:48 I begged and I pushed...
00:56:51 and it happened.
00:56:54 Good for you.
00:56:56 Actually, it gets worse.
00:56:57 You mean, it gets better.
00:56:59 No... it gets worse.
00:57:03 She's doing Diva.
00:57:06 Diva?
00:57:08 Your wife is sleeping
00:57:10 Diva - Diva?
00:57:12 Yes... yes.
00:57:14 It's not funny, Murphy.
00:57:18 Did she happen to mention
00:57:21 It's not funny, Murphy!
00:57:23 All right, I'm sorry.
00:57:25 it's a video I would
00:57:29 So, Jane, how was your week?
00:57:32 Eventful, I hope?
00:57:34 Not as eventful as Laura's.
00:57:39 You told her? I can't believe it.
00:57:43 Honey, she's my best friend.
00:57:47 Apparently, you do.
00:57:49 Are you gonna tell me
00:57:51 No, I didn't. Of course not.
00:57:55 - Did she tell you everything?
00:57:58 She tell you
00:58:00 - I love it.
00:58:03 Good, Jane,
00:58:06 After dinner, we'll go to the Forum,
00:58:08 they're playing
00:58:10 she can just do the whole team.
00:58:14 Just throw her in the locker room.
00:58:30 Hey! Open up.
00:58:34 The guy barely paying the mortgage?
00:58:36 (Laura:)
00:58:41 Why's the door locked?
00:58:43 - Nothing.
00:58:45 You're in here alone?
00:58:48 Yeah, I'm alone.
00:58:51 Hi, Marty.
00:58:53 Marty, don't be mad.
00:58:55 Diva! Jane...!
00:58:57 Hello, pen dick.
00:59:02 Laura...!
00:59:05 Hey, Marty...
00:59:07 don't be mad.
00:59:18 You had a dream...
00:59:20 and locked you out.
00:59:21 Not a dream, a nightmare.
00:59:25 Three incredible women,
00:59:27 lapping up
00:59:30 where is the nightmare in that?
00:59:32 The nightmare is,
00:59:34 I was locked outside the door.
00:59:36 That speaks of sexual
00:59:39 Exactly.
00:59:39 What are you talking about?
00:59:41 It was your dream,
00:59:43 if that were me,
00:59:45 and I found myself
00:59:48 with my schmekel in my mitt,
00:59:50 I'd be thinking about sex therapy.
00:59:57 Are you mad, Marty?
00:59:59 Don't be mad.
01:00:01 Mad? I'm not mad,
01:00:03 I'm justifiably worried.
01:00:06 Honey, you shouldn't be.
01:00:09 - Really, it's nice.
01:00:12 it's "nice".
01:00:13 Obviously, I've been hiding
01:00:18 It's gonna be okay. Either way,
01:00:24 Tomorrow I'm going to Vegas,
01:00:26 and the time away,
01:00:31 You're going to Vegas
01:00:32 Listen, I'm beggin' you.
01:00:36 - This is my baby sister.
01:00:39 - We go to Vegas every year...
01:00:41 I am not going to disappoint her.
01:00:44 Would you just relax?
01:00:46 All set, Laura.
01:00:49 I'm rarin' and ready to go.
01:00:51 I am your prisoner
01:00:53 Just... do with me what you will.
01:00:55 Oh, God...
01:00:57 Listen to me,
01:00:59 just till we get you professional help.
01:01:01 I don't need professional help, Marty.
01:01:03 Okay, I got a good compromise.
01:01:06 On the far side of the hotel.
01:01:10 You can be in the east wing,
01:01:12 You're on thin ice here, Laura,
01:01:15 - Laura, sweetie...
01:01:16 No, don't go! No, wait...
01:01:19 Bye, Marty!
01:01:23 Laura, don't you dare have sex
01:01:54 (knocking)
01:01:57 - Hey, buddy.
01:02:00 - Made myself a little sandwich.
01:02:02 Where's Laura?
01:02:04 She's in Vegas with my sister.
01:02:08 Is she diddling your sister?
01:02:11 She is?
01:02:12 I didn't say that.
01:02:14 Your wife is diddling your sister...!
01:02:19 Your wife is diddling your sister?
01:02:21 Your wife - is diddling your sister?!
01:02:25 That's great!
01:02:26 Your wife is diddling your sister?
01:02:28 Hey, who can blame her?
01:02:32 Can I use your phone?
01:02:35 I'd like to set the two of them up
01:02:38 (car approaching)
01:02:41 Ellen, baby... hi.
01:02:45 Look at this, you're dressed alike...?
01:02:48 You're all happy, look at you,
01:02:50 You won? Is that what happened,
01:02:54 No? You lost, and you're all smiley
01:02:57 Actually, we didn't gamble.
01:02:59 No, no gambling.
01:03:01 I'll see you soon.
01:03:04 So did I. Bye.
01:03:05 Wonderful? What do you mean,
01:03:09 You saw shows? You
01:03:12 - No shows.
01:03:15 Laura... tell me you didn't
01:03:18 I didn't have sex with your sister.
01:03:20 I mean, not like you're thinking.
01:03:24 Not really? What does that mean,
01:03:27 How do you "not really"
01:03:29 We talked, we held each other,
01:03:33 You know what? It's been so long
01:03:36 Don't tell me that.
01:03:38 Do you want breakfast?
01:03:42 This is becoming
01:03:44 - No, it isn't.
01:03:47 You're taking this the wrong way.
01:03:50 Oh, good.
01:03:51 This is going
01:03:52 "Good for us"...? How is this
01:03:56 You had sex with my sister!
01:03:59 big family reunion coming,
01:04:02 Well, that's it.
01:04:05 Turned her into a sex monster.
01:04:08 She's gonna leave me, too, Billy.
01:04:10 You haven't blown it.
01:04:13 So she likes girls, big deal.
01:04:16 Now you got something in common.
01:04:18 This is what you wanted.
01:04:21 Easy for you to say, BIIly.
01:04:24 If it was my wife,
01:04:28 But that ain't never gonna happen.
01:04:30 Carol's too damned hungry
01:04:56 Hey, just spoke with Pembroke.
01:04:59 Got some pretty good news for ya...
01:05:01 - Guy sounds very interested...
01:05:06 What was that for?
01:05:09 That's for you
01:05:13 I'm sorry, honey.
01:05:16 about what you told me
01:05:20 I'm sorry.
01:05:23 I was in a weakened state,
01:05:28 she was vulnerable...
01:05:30 she was hungry and she needed
01:05:34 And not be judged for it.
01:05:37 She really needed me.
01:05:40 She did.
01:05:44 Hey, Marty, how's that hot
01:05:47 Wouldn't mind gettin' me
01:05:51 I'd bang your wife so hard, Marty,
01:05:53 you'd think a brass band
01:05:55 Who's my bitch? I'd have her
01:05:59 I would go so far down
01:06:01 you'd need a passport
01:06:04 I was with your wife so long,
01:06:09 I'd chew her box
01:06:12 Nng-nng-nyagh!
01:06:27 Hey, babe.
01:06:28 Dr. Berman called.
01:06:38 Well, Marty, we found a polyp.
01:06:43 We need to take it out.
01:06:45 - Take it out?
01:06:49 We do it here, now, run a test
01:06:54 Do it right here?
01:06:56 It's a very simple procedure, really.
01:06:59 Little prep work, one machine,
01:07:02 Nice machines. Made by Sony.
01:07:05 Sony?
01:07:10 So... did I tell ya
01:07:18 Sweetie, wake up.
01:07:22 - You need to eat.
01:07:25 You haven't eaten all day.
01:07:28 I don't want any soup.
01:07:29 Honey... here, let me help you up.
01:07:33 What? Why is it so important
01:07:36 - What do you mean?
01:07:39 - You put something in my soup?
01:07:40 Is that it? Slip a little doozy
01:07:43 Send him off to all-boy heaven?
01:07:45 Move one of your little Bettys in,
01:07:48 - You're delirious.
01:07:51 not with everything that's going on.
01:07:55 Perfect time. Blame it on the polyp.
01:07:57 How do I know you didn't
01:07:59 You're being ridiculous, honey.
01:08:01 Would you like me
01:08:05 Yeah... you have the soup.
01:08:15 I'm sorry... I'm just wacked.
01:08:25 Hey, I'm sorry.
01:08:35 It's good soup.
01:09:10 (ringing)
01:09:13 Hello?
01:09:16 Yeah, just a moment.
01:09:25 Honey...
01:09:30 - Hello?
01:09:34 These calls go one of two ways.
01:09:37 This one's going your way,
01:09:41 You should have a good life.
01:09:43 Give Laura my love...
01:09:45 and Marty, I gotta tell ya,
01:09:47 you're the biggest baby
01:09:50 I mean it. You're a wuss, Marty.
01:09:52 Okay, bye-bye.
01:09:54 Bye.
01:09:57 It's okay.
01:10:09 Marty?
01:10:12 I love you.
01:10:15 The scare was really good for me.
01:10:17 It made me realize
01:10:20 Lately, I've been thinking I was hiding
01:10:25 but, I haven't been.
01:10:28 It's not what I want.
01:10:32 It's more important to me
01:10:37 I only wanna be with you.
01:10:39 Really, that's what I figured out...
01:10:42 I just wanna have sex with you.
01:10:45 Thanks, Laura. I gotta tell you,
01:10:52 A lot of sex, Marty.
01:10:56 A lot of sex...?
01:11:00 I wanna triple the amount
01:11:07 You wanna triple the amount
01:11:11 It's a lot of sex.
01:11:14 Ow - ow, ow...!
01:11:23 Don't stop, don't stop.
01:11:28 Was that okay?
01:11:30 You could do better.
01:11:35 I'm ready again, Marty.
01:11:37 Aggh - gentle, babe...!
01:11:39 Come on... up-up-up!
01:11:49 It's playtime!
01:11:56 (car horn tootling)
01:12:06 Oh, shit, it's the Pembrokes.
01:12:08 - Hey, Dave.
01:12:11 - Doin' good.
01:12:13 but we were in the neighborhood.
01:12:15 I thought you might
01:12:17 Definitely. Let me tell Laura
01:12:20 Bring her. I have a feeling
01:12:48 - Marty, you okay?
01:12:51 Every bedroom has it's own balcony.
01:12:54 First class windows,
01:12:57 Everything.
01:13:01 Marty, this is a hell of a house.
01:13:03 This kid is a real talent.
01:13:05 Yes, he is, he's very talented.
01:13:07 He's lucky he's got
01:13:12 I am very impressed
01:13:15 I'm glad.
01:13:20 So, do you really dislike L.A.?
01:13:22 No. Dave does.
01:13:27 you have to think hard
01:13:31 Yeah, I find myself doing that.
01:13:34 Grafting onto Marty's
01:13:38 I hate to admit, being with Dave
01:13:42 I used to be a Democrat.
01:13:45 He turned me into a Republican.
01:13:49 Before Dave, I was actually
01:13:54 What's this room in here?
01:13:56 This room is gonna be...
01:14:02 I don't know. He's gonna be here,
01:14:07 Evie wants to have lunch.
01:14:10 Lunch with you and Evie?
01:14:13 What are you talking about?
01:14:15 Her husband is my only
01:14:17 and you have the sexual self-control
01:14:20 - You tell me.
01:14:24 Oh, damn, I got a parking ticket.
01:14:28 Honey, calm down.
01:14:30 It's not a parking ticket.
01:14:34 First, he sends parking tickets,
01:14:40 No, he's not in either.
01:14:42 I asked Romberg, he gave me
01:14:47 I'll figure it out.
01:14:50 Bye.
01:14:58 I've been thinking about it.
01:15:01 Evie Pembroke?
01:15:03 Yeah, I think she likes me.
01:15:05 I know this is gonna piss you off...
01:15:08 this is gonna sound bad,
01:15:11 Marty...?
01:15:14 Are you asking me
01:15:15 No, I'm not ask... no.
01:15:19 I'm asking you to do
01:15:21 do your little rap on her,
01:15:25 Excuse me, I don't have a "rap",
01:15:29 I'm just asking you to get
01:15:32 get to know her, talk her into
01:15:35 into investing in my project, okay?
01:15:38 It's a favor I'm asking,
01:15:41 I need you to go in
01:15:49 What?
01:15:51 Wasn't such a big goddamn deal
01:15:54 around the Wayne Newton Suite.
01:15:59 Laura...!
01:16:00 These are so great,
01:16:05 Thank you.
01:16:08 I love this little guy.
01:16:11 That's my dad.
01:16:14 Really?
01:16:15 I didn't know you knew my father.
01:16:17 Laura, I really,
01:16:21 It's so... warm.
01:16:25 Thank you.
01:16:26 I didn't know you did women.
01:16:29 I... don't, really...
01:16:32 I tried a few.
01:16:35 Looks like you have
01:16:38 Do you like it?
01:16:40 I think I figured out...
01:16:46 That's a shame.
01:16:49 Look at you...
01:16:53 - Am I?
01:16:56 I really don't think
01:16:58 Yes, we should...
01:16:59 I really don't...
01:17:01 Yes. We should.
01:17:02 I thought you were against this?
01:17:04 Me? No... Dave is.
01:17:07 - Dave is?
01:17:11 I'm the opposite of Dave.
01:17:14 I am the opposite of square.
01:17:16 You're the opposite of square?
01:17:19 The first night I met you,
01:17:23 I've got an eye
01:17:26 I can pick 'em out in a crowd.
01:17:28 Straight little wife
01:17:33 You're so pent up, aren't you?
01:17:37 It's okay. You're about ready
01:17:40 I think I kinda like the dam.
01:17:43 I'm not sure
01:17:45 I've gotta go.
01:17:48 We'll continue this conversation
01:17:56 Hey, how you doin', man?
01:18:00 I'm kidding. I was joking.
01:18:03 Hey... she looks great.
01:18:06 (Billy:)
01:18:08 but she's a whole different animal.
01:18:14 So things worked out, right?
01:18:17 No.
01:18:18 I know why you told her.
01:18:22 Because you think you don't cheat
01:18:26 because you cheat
01:18:27 you've found this high moral ground
01:18:31 - That's not true, Billy.
01:18:33 It isn't...
01:18:34 It is, and you know it.
01:18:36 You can be in the same bed
01:18:40 - You're in big trouble with God.
01:18:43 I'm gonna finish the house,
01:18:47 You'll get your money back,
01:18:49 We're done. I mean it.
01:18:52 Fine. I got it.
01:18:54 I don't like you.
01:18:59 I got it.
01:19:01 I just realized that you're not
01:19:06 Hey - I got it.
01:19:09 I got it.
01:19:14 I got it.
01:19:24 Evie...! Hi.
01:19:28 I was just going shopping.
01:19:30 Shopping? No, no...
01:19:33 I've already done my shopping.
01:19:37 Close a sale?
01:19:39 - I'm going inside.
01:19:43 Inside, upstairs, I'm gonna wait
01:19:48 Wait for me?
01:19:49 I don't have a lotta time.
01:19:53 Come on, come on...
01:19:56 Wait for me upstairs...?
01:20:04 Door's locked.
01:20:08 Billy? It's for you.
01:20:17 - This is Billy.
01:20:19 Where's your partner?
01:20:21 I'm in with you guys,
01:20:24 I don't know.
01:20:26 I'll head over there.
01:20:29 All right.
01:20:45 Hey...
01:20:51 you wanna have
01:20:53 More fun than this?
01:21:02 Those are Marty's favorite ties...
01:21:05 Aw, poor Marty.
01:21:08 To hell with Marty!
01:21:10 I want you to tie me up.
01:21:12 Now, push me down!
01:21:25 There you go...
01:21:29 (garbled)
01:21:34 The pillow...?
01:21:39 Evie, you're starting
01:21:46 Laura?
01:21:49 Laura?
01:21:57 - Oh, shit!
01:21:59 Are you kiddin' me?!
01:22:06 Marty...
01:22:08 Don't be mad.
01:22:12 I was, what? "The one", what?
01:22:15 You've got Dave Pembroke's wife
01:22:20 Have you lost touch with reality?!
01:22:22 Marty... you started all of this.
01:22:26 - Me...?
01:22:27 I said, "get chummy with her."
01:22:31 Oh, my God!
01:22:33 You made me open certain doors
01:22:36 What are you talking about?
01:22:38 You know exactly
01:22:40 - This is what you wanted.
01:22:43 I wanted you to tie up
01:22:47 You wanted me to be...
01:22:51 What?
01:22:54 I wanted you to fool around a little.
01:22:57 I didn't want you to become
01:23:00 Jesus, you've taken
01:23:02 No, I haven't.
01:23:04 - Yes, you have.
01:23:09 Listen to me. You've taken
01:23:12 You're tying women up,
01:23:14 That's too far. What's next...
01:23:16 I'm gonna come home and you'll be
01:23:20 It is not like that.
01:23:22 This is your fault.
01:23:24 I was happy
01:23:26 Oh, Laura,
01:23:33 If you had all this in you,
01:23:38 Maybe, maybe not.
01:23:40 Maybe I didn't want the dam to burst.
01:23:43 What "dam"?
01:23:45 You burst the dam, Marty.
01:23:47 What fuckin' "dam"?
01:23:48 - This is all your doing.
01:23:51 You tied that woman up in there.
01:24:09 - She's tied up with my Hugo Boss ties?
01:24:12 Oh... she has taste.
01:24:14 (doorbell rings)
01:24:15 - Who's this?
01:24:17 Well, go find out.
01:24:22 (gasping)
01:24:27 - Marty!
01:24:28 It's Dave!
01:24:30 He's here? Dave?!
01:24:35 - Why's he here?
01:24:42 He is here.
01:24:43 What do we do?
01:24:46 Act natural.
01:24:49 No... that's semi-natural.
01:24:52 Yes... whatever...
01:25:03 Hey, Dave,
01:25:05 Hey... hey, Dave...
01:25:10 Hey, Dave! How, ya doin'?
01:25:13 - Where's my wife?
01:25:15 You wanna go down to the corner,
01:25:18 - No... her car's here.
01:25:21 - Hi, Laura.
01:25:23 Where's Evie?
01:25:26 She's not here...
01:25:27 No, she's not here... no.
01:25:29 Her car's here. Any idea why
01:25:32 Her car is here?
01:25:35 I'm not a car person,
01:25:37 She's never been a car person.
01:25:39 You're not a "car person"?
01:25:41 Dave, let's go in the yard,
01:25:44 I don't wanna drink, Marty,
01:25:47 (doorbell rings)
01:25:48 - Maybe that's her.
01:25:51 Honey, you don't know
01:25:53 - I don't?
01:25:55 I don't... I couldn't know.
01:25:58 But I'll check and I'll see.
01:26:02 Go in the yard, okay, buddy?
01:26:04 Yeah, come in... the yard.
01:26:07 Didi... bad time.
01:26:11 Marty wait,
01:26:14 I want to take her
01:26:16 I really think
01:26:17 Laura's not here,
01:26:20 You have to go.
01:26:21 Her car is here, I know she's here.
01:26:24 Didi, don't take this wrong...
01:26:27 but Laura does not want
01:26:30 My "little club"?
01:26:32 Yes. She had a trial membership,
01:26:35 "A trial membership"?
01:26:37 ...And I have to go.
01:26:39 It's not about you, no offense,
01:26:41 but we're not gonna
01:26:44 What's the deal with Marty?
01:26:47 We just bought
01:26:50 and he just had...
01:26:53 I'm gonna say goodbye.
01:26:55 All you guys think you know
01:26:58 you think you're so into lesbians,
01:27:00 You are into what you wish
01:27:03 cock-hungry nyphos,
01:27:05 until a real man hits town.
01:27:11 Quickly, what's the reality?
01:27:12 The reality is, that you pushed,
01:27:15 and now your wife eats pussy
01:27:18 Have a nice day.
01:27:24 Honey...?
01:27:27 That have anything
01:27:30 - Wasn't Evie?
01:27:32 Someone about a "sympo-see-um".
01:27:34 - A "sympo-see-um"?
01:27:37 A "sympo-see-um"?
01:27:39 Yeah...!
01:27:42 What the hell
01:27:44 Let's go get a drink...
01:27:46 I'm going stir crazy.
01:27:48 (mumbling)
01:27:50 What's that?
01:27:52 - Our dog...
01:27:54 It's our new dog.
01:27:56 Is that Evie?
01:27:59 Evie...!
01:28:02 (distressed cry)
01:28:05 Evie!
01:28:10 Holy mother of God!
01:28:14 Dave, I had nothing
01:28:16 I came in, saw the same thing,
01:28:17 Son of a bitch!
01:28:20 (Evie squealing)
01:28:22 You're fucking dead!
01:28:24 No, no, Dave...!
01:28:27 You are a dead man, Marty!
01:28:47 Was it worth it, Marty?
01:28:52 Just stop it!
01:28:54 No, I'm not okay!
01:28:59 You are a dead man, Marty.
01:29:01 Don't hurt him.
01:29:03 I tied Evie up!
01:29:06 - You tied my wife up?
01:29:08 She didn't wanna do it!
01:29:11 It was me!
01:29:12 I didn't want to,
01:29:14 I swear, I swear.
01:29:16 Laura didn't wanna tie her up.
01:29:19 It's true, Dave.
01:29:21 I wasn't gonna sleep
01:29:23 At least, not for a while, anyway.
01:29:25 Okay, good. Conversation
01:29:26 Dave... listen...
01:29:30 I'm a stand-up guy.
01:29:33 I wouldn't.
01:29:34 I wouldn't do anything
01:29:38 What the hell is your deal, man?
01:29:40 Married to some weird L.A. Sex freak?
01:29:42 Dave... don't call Laura names.
01:29:45 What should I call her?
01:29:47 she's got my wife tied
01:29:49 What should I call her?
01:29:50 You're married to a deviate
01:29:52 Dave, screw you.
01:29:58 Screw you, Marty!
01:29:59 You're way overreacting,
01:30:02 You're overreacting, "Sunscreen".
01:30:04 I mean it. Take your Orange County
01:30:07 go get your drip-dry, grisly,
01:30:11 and get the hell out of here.
01:30:13 I mean it. You're a Republican.
01:30:16 You're messin' up
01:30:19 Yeah.
01:30:22 Take off, Dave.
01:30:26 Aw, the hell with it.
01:30:29 and to hell with her.
01:30:31 The hell with you!
01:30:33 Okay, Laura, he gets the message.
01:30:37 Don't be surprised when you get
01:30:39 four Hugo Boss ties,
01:30:45 Oh, good, kick my gate, Millionaire.
01:30:51 Shit... that didn't go well.
01:30:55 It was nice
01:30:57 You're welcome.
01:31:03 I think we're this close to violating
01:31:06 Go upstairs, and untie Evie.
01:31:08 No way...
01:31:09 You got a woman tied
01:31:14 No, I'm not gonna untie her.
01:31:16 Hey... you tied her up...
01:31:17 Marty Barnes...
01:31:19 No, you tied her up,
01:31:21 Go untie her, Marty.
01:31:24 Now!
01:31:27 Fine. I'll untie her.
01:31:36 It's not that big a deal to me.
01:31:45 Hi... Evie, hi.
01:31:52 Before I untie you,
01:31:54 I just wanted
01:31:58 I know this is gonna be
01:32:02 It's probably gonna end up
01:32:07 That's really sad...
01:32:09 Okay, what I'm thinking is...
01:32:12 you're gonna have
01:32:15 I gotta really good investment for you.
01:32:27 - Hey, beautiful.
01:32:29 Like my hair?
01:32:31 You kiddin'?
01:32:34 - Hungry?
01:32:36 Can we go someplace nice?
01:32:38 Whatever you want.
01:32:42 Hi, I'm Henry.
01:32:44 I'm Marty.
01:32:46 Nice to meet you.
01:32:48 Her hair?
01:32:50 Yeah, I like her hair.
01:32:52 Thanks.
01:32:54 - Nice meeting you, Henry.
01:32:58 You like this restaurant,
01:33:00 - Always did.
01:33:02 Know what? We're gonna start
01:33:05 That'd be nice. Thanks.
01:33:10 What did you think of Henry?
01:33:13 The guy at your salon?
01:33:16 You think he's openly bisexual?
01:33:19 What do you mean,
01:33:21 Well, If I went
01:33:23 and went, "Hey...
01:33:25 is anybody in here bisexual?"
01:33:28 What's your point, Laura?
01:33:30 I think it would be
01:33:32 Good for me?
01:33:36 You're messin' with me, right?
01:33:38 Yeah.
01:33:41 I might be.
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