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Shakes The Clown
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Mom, who's the naked clown |
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What? |
| 00:01:23 |
What is it, honey? |
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- What the hell you doing, kid? |
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On my head? |
| 00:01:32 |
Hey, buddy, this is my bathroom, |
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Billy! |
| 00:01:39 |
Come on, sweetheart. Come on. |
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Let's give your mother's new boyfriend |
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Ooh, boy. |
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What a morning. |
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Hey, kid, I'm sorry I went and freaked |
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It's okay. |
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Would you like to see |
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No. |
| 00:02:43 |
Yeah, me neither. |
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Here. |
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Why don't you go out and buy yourself |
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Thanks, Elvis. |
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- That's a cute kid you got there. |
| 00:03:00 |
Is that clock right? |
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Yeah. |
| 00:03:04 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:03:06 |
Well, what's wrong? |
| 00:03:08 |
I was supposed to be |
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Can I help you? |
| 00:03:13 |
Last night when I got here, |
| 00:03:21 |
This one? |
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You got others? |
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No. You're my first clown. |
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Will I ever see you again? |
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Maybe. |
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What's your name? |
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Shakes. Shakes the clown. |
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Oh, my head! |
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What a fiesta we are having on |
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on K.L.A.R. D. |
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That's K-LARD. |
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- I'm Larry Loud. |
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And we're Loud and Obnoxious. |
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Oh, boy, what a weekend I had. |
| 00:04:21 |
I went to my psychiatrist |
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"I don't know what's wrong with me. |
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He said, "Your problem is |
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Well, okay. Let's go directly |
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You're on "The Morning Zoo." |
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- I'm fine. Who is this? |
| 00:04:43 |
Do you listen to K-LARD? |
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No, I don't listen to you. |
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I'm an invalid! |
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Too bad you had to get out of your sick |
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I think it's something important, |
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Some asshole on a radio program! |
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Okay, we got a crazy guy on the phone. |
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Got yourself a free T- shirt. |
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I gotta empty my colostomy bag, |
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- Hey, buddy, I gotta use your can. |
| 00:06:19 |
- What? |
| 00:06:26 |
Don't I get a free mug? |
| 00:06:29 |
Man! Fucking people. |
| 00:07:21 |
When we built this place, |
| 00:08:09 |
- Good morning, tiger. How you doing? |
| 00:08:11 |
- No. I'm Mary fucking Poppins. |
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- I'm talking to you. |
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Let's get a couple things straight. |
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Two: I need $150 cash |
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And three: |
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If you ever talk to me again... |
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I'm gonna twist your head |
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- Okay? |
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Nice hair. |
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Thanks. |
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Smooth. |
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- Lawn bowling, it's just so wonderful. |
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I gotta know if Shakes |
| 00:08:59 |
- What's the rush? We'll find out. |
| 00:09:04 |
- Who are his best friends? |
| 00:09:06 |
So he gets us on TV, |
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Shut up. You get babes 'cause |
| 00:09:13 |
- What do you know about women? |
| 00:09:16 |
You haven't had a woman |
| 00:09:18 |
I've been busy juggling |
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You get on TV, all that will change. |
| 00:09:25 |
- Weathermen get a lot of pussy. |
| 00:09:29 |
Weathermen get a lot of pussy. |
| 00:09:31 |
Weathermen don't get |
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I got that peanut butter pussy... |
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brown, smooth and easy to spread. |
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Come on, Billy. |
| 00:09:46 |
Let's get the sushi out of the sun. |
| 00:09:49 |
Ow, ow, ow. |
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Mom. |
| 00:09:59 |
Boring! |
| 00:10:08 |
Hi, kids. |
| 00:10:23 |
It's giving me trouble, |
| 00:10:26 |
Where'd it go? |
| 00:11:19 |
- Lucy, look! |
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I knew you could do it! |
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Ow. The real bowlers said |
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I have a really good chance |
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- They know what they're talking about. |
| 00:11:33 |
So, was your boyfriend Shakes |
| 00:11:35 |
No. He was up all night |
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Judy, he was chasing broads |
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I haven't told this to anybody, |
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maybe Shakes is an alcoholic. |
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Judy, don't use the medical term. |
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- Of course he's an alcoholic. |
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Look, a pretty bowler like you, |
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I should start thinking about my career. |
| 00:12:03 |
- Mm-hmm. |
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Next thing you know, you end up dead |
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Every time. |
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You gotta lose this guy, all right? |
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I love to make you grin and laugh |
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If you wore a frown |
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Although the show is over |
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But we'll be back tomorrow |
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As soon as that camera is off, |
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Yes, kiddies, that's right. |
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This is my last show. |
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Your old Uncle Peppy |
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Forget all that shit. |
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Kiddies, I just know you're gonna love |
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Binky? What the fuck! |
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Good-bye. |
| 00:13:12 |
Say good-bye, Peppy. |
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- Now we'll never get laid. |
| 00:13:23 |
We'll still get laid. |
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It's gonna be all right. |
| 00:13:27 |
Binky? |
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Geez, who made this planet? |
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We love you. Bye. |
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Here's to shit in your nose, |
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Dog fucker. |
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You clowns done? |
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Oh, those hands... |
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Fabulous hands. |
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You just have such neat hands. |
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Hands that were made for much better |
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Exciting things. |
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I see you doing things |
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Binky. |
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Judy. |
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Blow me. |
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Your face wasn't made |
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Don't laugh at me! |
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Am I a joke to you? |
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Get up. |
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Hands. |
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I can't breathe. |
| 00:15:09 |
You guys are nuts. |
| 00:15:11 |
Is it just me or has it been |
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That wet kind of humid heat |
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You know what they say |
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"You don't like the weather, |
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Pretzel? |
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I'm sorry. I can't hear you. |
| 00:15:39 |
No, thank you. |
| 00:15:40 |
- Pretzel. |
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Yes, please. No, no. |
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I give you the pretzel. Open. |
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Body of Binky. |
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Amen. |
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Bye! |
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Bye, Shakes. |
| 00:16:14 |
Bye. |
| 00:16:25 |
- I'm so nervous. |
| 00:16:28 |
I'm taking those |
| 00:16:31 |
- PCC? |
| 00:16:33 |
- Oh. I couldn't get in there. |
| 00:16:36 |
Could I have another napkin? |
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I'm nervous I'm gonna flunk |
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Are you serious? |
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Gus, I need my batter broil here. |
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I'll tell you your problem. |
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- No, I'm not. |
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Yes, I talk to women all the time, man. |
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The only woman you ever talk to |
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So? Everyone likes my mother. What's |
| 00:17:05 |
Yeah, but you need to talk to women |
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like Lucy, right now. |
| 00:17:12 |
What do you mean, right now? |
| 00:17:14 |
- I mean go over there and talk to Lucy. |
| 00:17:18 |
- Yes, you're afraid. |
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I'll talk to her right now. |
| 00:17:23 |
Why don't you sit back, |
| 00:17:30 |
In the eighth, I completely tugged |
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- Nixons? |
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Up until then I'd been hitting |
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- Hi, ladies. |
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I was really nervous 'cause I knew |
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So, I throw a gutter ball, |
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it pops back into the lane |
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Unbelievable! |
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- You guys know what time it is? |
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- I think he likes you. |
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So, how'd it go, master? |
| 00:18:14 |
It went good, I guess. She was |
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- You didn't even talk to her. |
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You saw me talking to her. |
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You were just standing there |
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I asked her what time it was. |
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That's the cornerstone of a lasting |
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Yes, yes, because first, |
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Tomorrow I get to ask her the date. |
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That's how it works. |
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Hey, waitress, what time is it? |
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It's 7:35, good-lookin'. |
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See? |
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What is a corn dog? Well, it's kind of |
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and they take it... |
| 00:19:00 |
Sweetheart. Pumpkin. |
| 00:19:03 |
Don't you "sweetheart, |
| 00:19:07 |
- Where were you last night? |
| 00:19:11 |
- Where were you last night? |
| 00:19:14 |
What? Who? |
| 00:19:16 |
- Pete. |
| 00:19:18 |
Oh, Pete. Right. Then what's this |
| 00:19:22 |
It's not Pete's lipstick, is it? |
| 00:19:25 |
- That's blood. |
| 00:19:27 |
Pete had an angina attack. |
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Angina? Pete is a man. |
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Baby, I'm sorry. |
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Last night, |
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almost fulfilling my dream of becoming |
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I look around |
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What am I supposed to do? |
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I'm sorry. |
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- I should have been there. |
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- I planned on going there. |
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Your little friend Pete |
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I know what you mean by angina, but it |
| 00:20:07 |
Shakes, if you want to drink and run |
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Just don't make me look like |
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Fuck! |
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Jesus Christ. |
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- How you doin', Pep? |
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Blow it out your ass, |
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Nice talking to you. |
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
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A real, real pleasure, |
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Assholes. |
| 00:21:10 |
Oh, uh, Peppy, |
| 00:21:13 |
What's he so pissed off about? |
| 00:21:16 |
'Cause he got fired |
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Fired? I thought he retired. |
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No, he was just telling everybody that |
| 00:21:25 |
Yeah. You know, |
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you know, that I haven't |
| 00:21:34 |
What? |
| 00:21:36 |
You haven't heard? |
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No, I haven't heard nothing. |
| 00:21:40 |
Binky's the new host. |
| 00:21:43 |
Binky's the new host? |
| 00:21:45 |
Binky? What the fuck? That guy |
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That guy can't even throw |
| 00:21:53 |
- Did he ever make you laugh? |
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I read for that part. |
| 00:21:58 |
You guys know that. |
| 00:22:00 |
I don't even mind |
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What really bugs me is that as a human |
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- Howdy-doody, Shakes. |
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- How's your cirrhosis? |
| 00:22:12 |
How's your disease-ridden cock? |
| 00:22:16 |
- My cock! How dare you... |
| 00:22:19 |
I'll flatten every single one |
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Oh, yeah? Well, the only show |
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would be a show called |
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Fart face. |
| 00:22:34 |
What the fuck are you talking about? |
| 00:22:39 |
What are you, eight? |
| 00:22:45 |
Oh, really scary. |
| 00:22:51 |
Geez, boy, he really told us, huh? |
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Fucking dickheads. |
| 00:22:55 |
What the hell is wrong with them? |
| 00:22:59 |
Guys like that, you know, |
| 00:23:03 |
Damn straight. |
| 00:23:16 |
What are you doing sneaking up on me? |
| 00:23:21 |
- You still sore, huh? |
| 00:23:23 |
What do you expect from me? |
| 00:23:26 |
- Baby, I can't explain everything. |
| 00:23:28 |
Go away, Shakes. |
| 00:23:31 |
I don't want to talk to you. |
| 00:23:35 |
Baby. |
| 00:23:41 |
I don't want to talk to you. |
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Leave me alone. |
| 00:23:57 |
It's not gonna work. |
| 00:23:59 |
You've hurt me too many times |
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I take you serious. |
| 00:24:05 |
How did it go last night? |
| 00:24:08 |
Well, I did pretty good. |
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Then at the last moment I left |
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And then right at the... |
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You're not listening to me. |
| 00:24:20 |
I wasn't. I was looking over there, |
| 00:24:23 |
You were talking about Watergate |
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Forget it. |
| 00:24:29 |
I just don't care about you anymore. |
| 00:24:33 |
What do you mean, |
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I'm just saying that it's all over |
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That's great. |
| 00:24:50 |
Shakes, are you all right? |
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See, baby, you still |
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Shakes, you are a real rat turd. |
| 00:25:03 |
- You all right, buddy? |
| 00:25:05 |
Moron. Hey, Madonna, |
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Need a ride, fresh cream, |
| 00:25:11 |
- Leave me alone, milkman scum! |
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Stupid fucking clown. |
| 00:25:21 |
My colon. |
| 00:25:50 |
What, the cigar bothers you now? |
| 00:25:52 |
No. Actually, it reminds me |
| 00:25:55 |
- Your uncle smokes cigars? |
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Come on, guys. |
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All right, all right. |
| 00:26:04 |
- See you later, Shakes. |
| 00:26:06 |
Good night, guys. |
| 00:26:08 |
Don't forget. |
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I'm leaving right now. |
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I'm right behind you. |
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- See you later, buddy. |
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The dotmobile. |
| 00:26:28 |
You should fix that clutch. |
| 00:26:30 |
- Do you remember where we're parked? |
| 00:27:45 |
- Hello? |
| 00:27:48 |
Hey, how you doing? |
| 00:27:50 |
How am I doing? |
| 00:27:56 |
- What? |
| 00:27:59 |
- Jesus Christ. |
| 00:28:04 |
You don't care. |
| 00:28:15 |
- You're really bitter, you know that? |
| 00:28:19 |
But I've conquered that, |
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that I have Brainiac as a partner. |
| 00:28:24 |
You don't believe |
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- Ask me a question. Come on. |
| 00:28:31 |
All right. What's a Shondell? |
| 00:28:34 |
What? |
| 00:28:35 |
What? What's a Shondell? |
| 00:28:39 |
Remember that? "Crimson and Clover," |
| 00:28:43 |
Yeah, I remember the goddamn band, |
| 00:28:46 |
- What's a Shondell? |
| 00:28:48 |
- What kind of idiotic question is that? |
| 00:28:52 |
- No, I'm not getting upset. |
| 00:28:55 |
The point is is that there are things |
| 00:29:00 |
- So you're upset 'cause you don't know. |
| 00:29:02 |
You know what? At this point, you should |
| 00:29:05 |
There's nothing wrong |
| 00:29:08 |
Yep. Lunch break. |
| 00:29:12 |
All right. |
| 00:29:14 |
Duh, hi, kids. |
| 00:29:17 |
Fuck. |
| 00:29:21 |
Duh, hi, kids. |
| 00:29:29 |
What is that you got over there? |
| 00:29:35 |
You think that's a good idea? |
| 00:29:38 |
Yes. It's not only wise, |
| 00:29:42 |
And it's none of your goddamn beeswax |
| 00:29:46 |
I don't need a goddamn food monitor |
| 00:29:49 |
Hey, I'm not the one the doctor called, |
| 00:29:53 |
thankfully through working out, |
| 00:29:56 |
Healthy as a horse. Knock wood. |
| 00:30:01 |
What the hell was that? |
| 00:30:03 |
- Take off! |
| 00:30:05 |
We got a freak. Oh, boy. |
| 00:30:11 |
Fuck! |
| 00:30:15 |
I got him. I got him. |
| 00:30:17 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:30:19 |
- Shut up and calm down! |
| 00:30:22 |
Get your hands off the wheel! |
| 00:30:25 |
- You don't know how to drive! |
| 00:30:31 |
There. See? |
| 00:30:35 |
- I can't move my head. |
| 00:30:37 |
They clean your windshields. |
| 00:30:40 |
- Give me a buck. I'll give it to him. |
| 00:30:43 |
Fuck you. |
| 00:30:45 |
- Thank you. Looks good. |
| 00:30:48 |
Oh, my goodness! |
| 00:30:51 |
Ducks! |
| 00:30:55 |
Shit! |
| 00:31:03 |
All right, out of the car, clown! |
| 00:31:07 |
You better pray those water fowl are |
| 00:31:15 |
Look out, look out, look out. |
| 00:31:17 |
Boy, you're a real sweetheart. |
| 00:31:21 |
- Let's just get them out of here. |
| 00:31:24 |
I bet you were a big hit in lockup. |
| 00:31:29 |
Everybody loves a clown, |
| 00:31:33 |
You ought to keep a little better |
| 00:31:37 |
Cheese. Owen Cheese. |
| 00:31:40 |
Oh, my card. |
| 00:31:42 |
Hey, did you see that? |
| 00:31:44 |
If you're gonna have a policeman's ball, |
| 00:31:47 |
you know, a clown is the difference |
| 00:31:51 |
a really nice party. |
| 00:31:52 |
I'll bet. |
| 00:31:53 |
He would have gotten off with just |
| 00:31:58 |
if he hadn't twisted my Breathalyzer... |
| 00:32:02 |
into a goddamn French poodle! |
| 00:32:10 |
I smell pastrami. |
| 00:32:13 |
Well, I had a salad. |
| 00:32:16 |
- What? |
| 00:32:19 |
I had a salad, muffin... light lunch. |
| 00:32:23 |
This is a big goddamn joke to you, |
| 00:32:26 |
The man asked me about pastrami. |
| 00:32:29 |
Lighten up. A little protecting |
| 00:32:32 |
You'd be serving parking citations |
| 00:32:36 |
- Are we free to leave? |
| 00:32:38 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:32:41 |
- Believe me, we won't. |
| 00:32:44 |
Do me a favor... |
| 00:32:46 |
See? Now those things |
| 00:32:50 |
I'll kill you before they kill me, |
| 00:32:53 |
Don't walk away |
| 00:32:56 |
Why do you do this to me? |
| 00:32:58 |
I mean, your total disregard |
| 00:33:02 |
would make your poor father, Lippy... |
| 00:33:05 |
turn over in his grave. |
| 00:33:08 |
Now meet me in the office |
| 00:33:10 |
Oh, and Shakes. |
| 00:33:14 |
Take a bath, will you? |
| 00:33:24 |
- You're still not talking to me? |
| 00:33:29 |
- Look, me and Dink... |
| 00:33:32 |
- We think you drink too much. |
| 00:33:35 |
I got a problem? |
| 00:33:38 |
My best friends |
| 00:33:40 |
Seriously, Shakes, |
| 00:33:44 |
Where do you get balls like that |
| 00:33:47 |
I don't see you guys having any trouble |
| 00:33:50 |
I don't have a problem with alcohol. |
| 00:33:54 |
I just don't 'cause I'm having |
| 00:33:57 |
Oh, here we go. |
| 00:33:58 |
Did he puke in my car? |
| 00:34:02 |
No big pieces. |
| 00:34:05 |
Idiot! |
| 00:34:11 |
Hey, you guys want a beer? |
| 00:34:16 |
- Sure. |
| 00:34:19 |
Sorry about bogarting. |
| 00:34:22 |
A couple of frosties |
| 00:34:54 |
Ah, Shakes the clown. |
| 00:34:56 |
It'll take a lot of birthday parties |
| 00:34:59 |
You got a lot of balls coming here, |
| 00:35:07 |
Give me my goddamn hat! |
| 00:35:09 |
Your father's a bum! |
| 00:35:12 |
Everybody here is a bum! |
| 00:35:50 |
Mimes! Mimes! |
| 00:35:52 |
Stop the car! Kill! Destroy! |
| 00:35:54 |
Clowns! Shit! |
| 00:35:57 |
Run! |
| 00:35:59 |
You silent motherfucker, yeah! |
| 00:36:04 |
Come on! |
| 00:36:15 |
You only pick on us |
| 00:36:17 |
Ah, fuck you, man. |
| 00:36:28 |
Bastards! |
| 00:36:30 |
You people are sick! |
| 00:36:33 |
Learn how to speak. |
| 00:36:37 |
Shakes... |
| 00:36:38 |
when your poor father died... |
| 00:36:41 |
in that elephant mishap... |
| 00:36:45 |
I promised your mother I'd take care |
| 00:36:49 |
Well, you... you've always |
| 00:36:54 |
You've always been like |
| 00:36:57 |
If your drinking... |
| 00:36:59 |
interferes with work one more time, |
| 00:37:03 |
Understand? |
| 00:37:05 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:06 |
If I have one complaint |
| 00:37:10 |
one kid, one dog... |
| 00:37:12 |
I'm gonna fire you so fast... |
| 00:37:15 |
you'll be out of work immediately. |
| 00:37:22 |
- Don't do that. It's annoying. |
| 00:37:25 |
Hey, come on. |
| 00:37:29 |
You made me blow that shot. |
| 00:37:44 |
He says that if I fuck up |
| 00:37:48 |
I'm gonna get fired. |
| 00:37:50 |
- Oh, this is serious, Shakes. |
| 00:37:53 |
I'm not gonna drink at work anymore, |
| 00:37:57 |
Yeah, right. |
| 00:38:00 |
You haven't drawn a sober breath |
| 00:38:04 |
I resent that. |
| 00:38:07 |
When? |
| 00:38:11 |
What about when I was in my coma? |
| 00:38:14 |
That entire month |
| 00:38:18 |
And when... |
| 00:38:21 |
when I had to go to court. |
| 00:38:24 |
You got shit-faced at the judge's |
| 00:38:31 |
That's settled. |
| 00:38:32 |
From now on, me and Dink are gonna |
| 00:38:36 |
to make sure you don't drink. |
| 00:38:38 |
I don't need you guys. |
| 00:38:41 |
- I can stop on my own, thank you. |
| 00:38:44 |
but we're gonna go with you just to |
| 00:38:49 |
To Shakes and his newfound sobriety. |
| 00:38:56 |
Hang in there, Shakes. |
| 00:38:58 |
- I gotta have a drink. |
| 00:39:03 |
I gotta have a drink. |
| 00:39:05 |
Shakes, last night I came this much |
| 00:39:08 |
of becoming a professional bowler |
| 00:39:12 |
How's that supposed to |
| 00:39:14 |
Don't think about it. |
| 00:39:17 |
Come on, please. |
| 00:39:19 |
- Hang on. |
| 00:39:22 |
We're trying to help you, man. |
| 00:39:34 |
I know if you have one |
| 00:39:39 |
All right, calm down. |
| 00:39:42 |
- Oh, geez, he's puking! |
| 00:39:45 |
Don't think about it, Shakes. |
| 00:39:47 |
- Should we stop? |
| 00:39:50 |
Oh, please, guys, give me one drink. |
| 00:39:52 |
Don't think about it, Shakes! |
| 00:39:55 |
- Calm down. |
| 00:39:58 |
- What are we gonna play, Dink? |
| 00:40:02 |
Okay, kiddies. |
| 00:40:14 |
You're not funny, clown. |
| 00:40:19 |
Give it a break on that horn, |
| 00:40:24 |
Kid, if you blow that horn |
| 00:40:26 |
I'm gonna shove it |
| 00:40:33 |
Let me explain something to you. |
| 00:40:36 |
You're a loser. |
| 00:40:37 |
Your parents had to pay grown men |
| 00:40:41 |
because kids collectively, |
| 00:40:45 |
All right? If you want me to leave, |
| 00:40:48 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:40:50 |
- What's shakin', Shakes? |
| 00:40:54 |
Duh, I'm it. |
| 00:40:56 |
Get 'em out of the house. |
| 00:40:58 |
Hide-and-seek. |
| 00:41:01 |
- I'm it, everybody. Go, go, go. |
| 00:41:04 |
I'm okay. I'm fine. |
| 00:41:11 |
103, 108... |
| 00:41:14 |
90, 92, 93... |
| 00:41:17 |
94, 95, 96... |
| 00:41:31 |
98... |
| 00:41:34 |
32, 37, 36... |
| 00:41:44 |
Gee... |
| 00:41:47 |
G, F, K... |
| 00:41:51 |
A... |
| 00:41:55 |
Here I come... |
| 00:41:57 |
ready or not, |
| 00:42:05 |
Mister, are you okay? |
| 00:42:52 |
Oh, I hope he's dead! |
| 00:42:56 |
Hey, hey, what's wrong? |
| 00:42:58 |
Oh, nothing. My teacher nearly puked |
| 00:43:02 |
Are you serious? It can't be that bad. |
| 00:43:06 |
- Would ya? |
| 00:43:11 |
You like it? |
| 00:43:13 |
Yeah, it's good. |
| 00:43:18 |
- You spit it out. |
| 00:43:20 |
- I saw you. |
| 00:43:28 |
Is Shakes all right? |
| 00:43:30 |
He's fine. He's got the toughest head |
| 00:43:33 |
He's over at my place |
| 00:43:36 |
He'll be sleeping it off |
| 00:43:38 |
How you doing, fuckers? |
| 00:43:40 |
Hi, Shakes. |
| 00:43:49 |
Oh, pumpkin! |
| 00:43:51 |
Why don't you all kiss my ass? |
| 00:43:57 |
Oh, hi, boss. |
| 00:44:00 |
You're fired. |
| 00:44:02 |
I'm fired? |
| 00:44:08 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:44:10 |
Come on. Help me. |
| 00:44:13 |
Let's get him in the back room. |
| 00:44:15 |
Shakes tipsy? |
| 00:44:18 |
Gasp. |
| 00:44:26 |
He looks so cherubic. |
| 00:44:29 |
- What the hell does that mean? |
| 00:44:32 |
Yeah, I'd like to stomp |
| 00:44:39 |
Well, here's to Mr. Cheese coming |
| 00:44:49 |
Here's to Shakes getting fired. |
| 00:44:51 |
He's thrown his last pie |
| 00:45:08 |
Okay, now go in the back room |
| 00:45:12 |
I'll be there. |
| 00:45:14 |
- Hmm? |
| 00:45:27 |
We don't have to worry |
| 00:45:32 |
Hi, boys and girls. |
| 00:45:41 |
God, this guy must drink |
| 00:45:43 |
Hey, let's put his hand |
| 00:45:47 |
- What's that do? |
| 00:45:50 |
Oh, all right. |
| 00:45:56 |
- Are you Binky? |
| 00:45:59 |
- Is that Binky? |
| 00:46:01 |
- Then who the fuck are you? |
| 00:46:04 |
Well, fuck you, party clown! |
| 00:46:07 |
Wait. I'll go get Binky now. |
| 00:46:09 |
- Let me. I know right where he is. |
| 00:46:12 |
Shut up! You're fucking with |
| 00:46:16 |
- My cyst! |
| 00:46:18 |
- You wanna hurt him? |
| 00:46:20 |
He wants to hurt you. |
| 00:46:23 |
- You know where Binky is? |
| 00:46:24 |
- Then run and get him real quick. |
| 00:46:28 |
- Don't look at him. |
| 00:46:30 |
- I can't breathe. |
| 00:46:32 |
- He looked at me! |
| 00:46:35 |
Just settle down. |
| 00:46:38 |
He's in the barrel. |
| 00:46:40 |
My cyst. Ouch. |
| 00:46:42 |
And I'll tell you another |
| 00:46:47 |
is that even though I've got this |
| 00:46:51 |
I'm not gonna change. |
| 00:46:53 |
I'm not gonna be one iota different |
| 00:46:56 |
- You know why I'm not gonna change? |
| 00:46:59 |
'Cause I'm an asshole! |
| 00:47:02 |
You all hate me. |
| 00:47:04 |
You all loathe me. |
| 00:47:06 |
Make fun of my jokes, |
| 00:47:09 |
Think my balloon animals suck. |
| 00:47:12 |
You know that. |
| 00:47:16 |
Binky the doormat. |
| 00:47:19 |
Not Binky the clown. |
| 00:47:23 |
I don't stick up for myself. |
| 00:47:26 |
They say the squeaky wheel |
| 00:47:28 |
I'm the quietest fucking wheel you've |
| 00:47:32 |
I'm a wimp. |
| 00:47:35 |
Insane? No, I'm not insane. |
| 00:47:38 |
I didn't wear my crystal today. |
| 00:47:44 |
The dolphins are in the Jacuzzi. |
| 00:47:50 |
Will you excuse me |
| 00:47:52 |
- Sure. Go ahead. It's okay. |
| 00:47:57 |
Why is it I hate it |
| 00:48:00 |
- 'Cause he acts like a maniac. |
| 00:48:04 |
I don't understand why he can't just |
| 00:48:08 |
He gets so out of control. |
| 00:48:11 |
Maybe it's 'cause he saw his father |
| 00:48:14 |
A thing like that |
| 00:48:17 |
He drinks so much to forget |
| 00:48:19 |
Geez, Lucy, would you lighten up? |
| 00:48:22 |
Cut the guy some slack. |
| 00:48:24 |
Dink, Stenchy, do you guys |
| 00:48:27 |
Oh, he's still sleeping it off |
| 00:48:30 |
Oh. I thought I'd give him |
| 00:48:33 |
Thank you, Mr. Cheese. |
| 00:48:36 |
Jesus, Mary and Joseph hanging |
| 00:48:39 |
Goddamn it! Shit! |
| 00:48:43 |
- I'll see if he's still asleep. |
| 00:48:47 |
Do it. Beak, Randi, beak. |
| 00:48:50 |
Ow! Goddamn! |
| 00:48:55 |
That's good stuff. |
| 00:48:57 |
Whoo! Colombian prairie dog. |
| 00:49:01 |
But it's about the best stuff |
| 00:49:04 |
I tell you what. You boys ain't bad for |
| 00:49:12 |
Binky, you ever been kicked |
| 00:49:15 |
- Something like that. |
| 00:49:18 |
Here. Try some |
| 00:49:22 |
But be careful, boy. |
| 00:49:27 |
Well, salud. |
| 00:49:33 |
Binky. |
| 00:49:36 |
Say, wait a minute. |
| 00:49:38 |
You clowns are on dope. |
| 00:49:44 |
Where you going, old man? |
| 00:49:48 |
You saw five happy, jolly clowns |
| 00:49:52 |
eating a big plate of beef... |
| 00:49:56 |
white, powdery beef. |
| 00:50:00 |
Binky, you son of... |
| 00:50:14 |
Boys, the poop has hit the fan. |
| 00:50:18 |
We just killed my boss. |
| 00:50:21 |
Listen, Bink, it's been a lot of fun, |
| 00:50:25 |
We'll catch you on the flip-flop. |
| 00:50:27 |
Wait, wait. |
| 00:50:29 |
Witnesses. |
| 00:50:33 |
Coke dealers. |
| 00:50:35 |
Let's powwow. |
| 00:50:38 |
Let's palaver. |
| 00:50:46 |
Well, all right, Bink. |
| 00:50:49 |
What's the deal? |
| 00:50:54 |
- It's your move. |
| 00:50:57 |
I really gotta learn how he did that. |
| 00:51:01 |
The thing with the card. |
| 00:51:03 |
That's the difference between a cop |
| 00:51:07 |
Wasn't that amazing? |
| 00:51:08 |
It was childish when he did it. |
| 00:51:12 |
Now would you knock it off. |
| 00:51:14 |
Go ahead. |
| 00:51:42 |
Turn those off! |
| 00:51:45 |
Now make it look like |
| 00:51:50 |
- You don't talk to me anymore. |
| 00:51:54 |
That's a fight? I said a fight. |
| 00:51:57 |
- Mix it up. |
| 00:51:59 |
Well, I know the Vulcan nerve pinch. |
| 00:52:02 |
- Fuck you, fucker. |
| 00:52:06 |
Just lay him down on the floor |
| 00:52:10 |
You can't listen. |
| 00:52:12 |
Shut up! I'm telephoning. |
| 00:52:20 |
Hello. Police department? |
| 00:52:23 |
This is Mr. Owen Cheese |
| 00:52:26 |
Oh, God. There's a guy in the office |
| 00:52:29 |
My life is in jeopardy. |
| 00:52:39 |
They're on the way, boys. |
| 00:52:43 |
You ever find yourself |
| 00:52:46 |
- No. |
| 00:52:48 |
- No. |
| 00:52:50 |
I'll mood swing you right out |
| 00:52:53 |
I'm trying to concentrate |
| 00:52:58 |
- Wait a minute. |
| 00:52:59 |
You were just in the Peanut Brittle |
| 00:53:04 |
- How the hell did that happen? |
| 00:53:06 |
Goddamn it! |
| 00:53:09 |
18-12, we've got a 7-11 in progress |
| 00:53:14 |
17th and Central. Over. |
| 00:53:16 |
18-12 responding. |
| 00:53:18 |
Why does this always happen |
| 00:53:21 |
Remember, I'm green. |
| 00:53:28 |
Open the door! |
| 00:53:31 |
Open up immediately. |
| 00:53:33 |
We can see you in there. |
| 00:53:35 |
We know you're in there. |
| 00:53:38 |
Step back. |
| 00:53:43 |
He's going out the back. |
| 00:53:47 |
- Damn it! |
| 00:53:49 |
I've been with you the whole time! |
| 00:53:52 |
If you kept your eyes open |
| 00:53:58 |
- Here. I'm gonna call for backup. |
| 00:54:01 |
Things like that are exactly |
| 00:54:03 |
What do you mean? What kind of a broad, |
| 00:54:07 |
- I've got lots of friends. |
| 00:54:11 |
I'm talking about everyday normal people |
| 00:54:15 |
101, 2010... |
| 00:54:31 |
Will you stop that? |
| 00:54:33 |
I thought you liked |
| 00:54:35 |
I love "Lady of Spain," but that's |
| 00:54:40 |
Damn. Just play something else. |
| 00:54:44 |
- Where was I? |
| 00:54:55 |
Hey, that's that damn clown. |
| 00:54:58 |
Where? I'll ask him |
| 00:55:00 |
Get down, you dumb-ass! |
| 00:55:06 |
Too bad about his accident. |
| 00:55:09 |
- What accident? |
| 00:55:13 |
Where he was so distraught |
| 00:55:17 |
who was like a father to him |
| 00:55:24 |
- Shit! |
| 00:55:51 |
Oh, great. |
| 00:55:53 |
Meet your maker, party clown. |
| 00:56:01 |
Hey, sorry about the headlight. |
| 00:56:03 |
Tell you what. Pull over |
| 00:56:07 |
Get an estimate... |
| 00:56:09 |
Fuck you! |
| 00:56:18 |
Shit! |
| 00:56:46 |
I just made my last payment. |
| 00:56:53 |
Look at him. |
| 00:56:56 |
- Are you watching? |
| 00:56:58 |
Now watch me closely. |
| 00:57:00 |
See? This is very important. |
| 00:57:13 |
Jesus, Shakes! |
| 00:57:15 |
Boar! Hey, Boar! |
| 00:57:45 |
Hi! |
| 00:57:47 |
Fuck you, clown! |
| 00:58:33 |
Judy, I can't take it anymore. |
| 00:58:35 |
The police came by |
| 00:58:37 |
- I killed Mr. Cheese. |
| 00:58:40 |
I killed Mr. Cheese. |
| 00:58:42 |
You couldn't kill Mr. Cheese. |
| 00:58:47 |
You don't have it in you |
| 00:58:50 |
Don't you realize all your problems |
| 00:58:55 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:59:02 |
Shakes. |
| 00:59:15 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:59:18 |
No, no, you look very sexy. |
| 00:59:21 |
I look sexy? |
| 00:59:23 |
Do you realize if I saw myself |
| 00:59:27 |
Maybe you and your friends |
| 00:59:30 |
Maybe you're right. |
| 00:59:33 |
Hurry up, everybody! |
| 00:59:34 |
Mime Jerry's gonna show us |
| 00:59:37 |
Come on. |
| 00:59:42 |
Hey, are you sure |
| 00:59:45 |
Yeah, I'll be fine. Who's gonna |
| 00:59:48 |
Well, control yourself. |
| 00:59:53 |
Well, okay. |
| 00:59:55 |
I'll see you later. |
| 00:59:58 |
Let's start with our walls. |
| 01:00:00 |
And go! |
| 01:00:06 |
All right, everyone. |
| 01:00:10 |
Ready? Here we are. |
| 01:00:12 |
Use those claws. |
| 01:00:14 |
Make me believe |
| 01:00:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:00:30 |
Huh? |
| 01:00:33 |
I'm Mime Jerry. |
| 01:00:38 |
My name is Chuck. |
| 01:00:43 |
Chuck! |
| 01:00:47 |
Silently, people! |
| 01:00:50 |
Mime Chuck, would you like to be |
| 01:00:54 |
Yeah, that'd be tremendous. |
| 01:00:56 |
Come on up, Chuck. |
| 01:01:00 |
You forgot the stairs. |
| 01:01:03 |
Whoa! There we go. |
| 01:01:06 |
All right, Chuck, in the future |
| 01:01:11 |
And let's keep Mom's |
| 01:01:14 |
I don't want to see |
| 01:01:17 |
Ready? |
| 01:01:18 |
Let's start with our walls. |
| 01:01:20 |
And go! |
| 01:01:22 |
Come on, Chuck. |
| 01:01:24 |
Chuck, you're not copping a feel on |
| 01:01:29 |
Are we on medication, |
| 01:01:32 |
Let's make it a single wall, |
| 01:01:35 |
Tighten that wrist up, |
| 01:01:38 |
There you go... Tighten it! |
| 01:01:40 |
Ready? There we are. |
| 01:01:42 |
Let's make our wall. |
| 01:01:45 |
Uh-oh. It might be above us too. |
| 01:01:49 |
What are we doing, a little watusi? |
| 01:01:52 |
All right, enough of that. |
| 01:01:55 |
Everybody get ready to fry our bacon. |
| 01:01:58 |
Here we go! |
| 01:02:00 |
Suck in the little pork belly. |
| 01:02:02 |
And fry. |
| 01:02:05 |
Come on, Chuck. |
| 01:02:08 |
Fry, fry, fry, Chuckie! |
| 01:02:12 |
Everybody, let's sizzle. |
| 01:02:13 |
We're gonna sizzle off |
| 01:02:17 |
Fry yourself. Let the heat work |
| 01:02:20 |
You got a roll of quarters. |
| 01:02:23 |
Now you're burning. |
| 01:02:26 |
Shake your money maker. |
| 01:02:27 |
Think about being eaten, |
| 01:02:30 |
Curl up, Chuck! |
| 01:02:33 |
Come on. |
| 01:02:38 |
You having an epileptic fit? |
| 01:02:46 |
- Who's there? |
| 01:02:48 |
It's me, Binky. |
| 01:02:50 |
- What are you doing here, you creep? |
| 01:02:55 |
They're very pretty. |
| 01:03:00 |
If this bed could talk. |
| 01:03:04 |
I understand how you feel. |
| 01:03:07 |
I mean, Shakes, a murderer? |
| 01:03:11 |
Listen, Binky, |
| 01:03:13 |
and a bad lay... |
| 01:03:15 |
but he's not a murderer. |
| 01:03:17 |
How can you say |
| 01:03:20 |
He took a juggling pin and smashed in |
| 01:03:25 |
Again and again and again, |
| 01:03:28 |
and the head bursting |
| 01:03:32 |
Boots and HoHo could've stopped me, |
| 01:03:37 |
Wait. Did I say "me" just now? |
| 01:03:40 |
Yes. |
| 01:03:43 |
Whoa. Back up. |
| 01:03:46 |
Beautiful. Another red-letter day |
| 01:03:49 |
Just great. |
| 01:03:52 |
More bullshit and pressure |
| 01:03:54 |
All right, let's move on to... |
| 01:03:57 |
riding a pony into the Grand Canyon. |
| 01:04:00 |
This is kind of an existential mime |
| 01:04:05 |
All right, everybody, saddle up. |
| 01:04:08 |
Saddle up, Chuck! |
| 01:04:10 |
- Get on your pony. |
| 01:04:13 |
All right, I see that, Chuckles. |
| 01:04:15 |
Ready? And head 'em out. |
| 01:04:18 |
Ride. You're riding |
| 01:04:21 |
Head 'em out. Hyah! |
| 01:04:23 |
You lose that hat again... |
| 01:04:25 |
I'll put it up your ass |
| 01:04:27 |
There you go, boy. |
| 01:04:30 |
Hyah! |
| 01:04:32 |
Come on, people. |
| 01:04:36 |
You look like a bunch |
| 01:04:49 |
Chuck, you didn't join us at all. |
| 01:04:53 |
Let's try it again. |
| 01:04:55 |
Time out, everyone. |
| 01:04:57 |
You're a clown, aren't ya? |
| 01:04:59 |
- No, I'm not a clown. |
| 01:05:02 |
Let's try again. |
| 01:05:04 |
All right, everybody, |
| 01:05:07 |
This is the mime called "Puberty." |
| 01:05:10 |
All right, everybody. |
| 01:05:13 |
Ready? Whoa! |
| 01:05:15 |
Hi, Judy here. |
| 01:05:17 |
- Leave a message. Bye! |
| 01:05:20 |
Yeah. |
| 01:05:22 |
Judy, this is Mime Chuck. |
| 01:05:25 |
I think I figured out something. |
| 01:05:35 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:05:37 |
I can't believe this is happening. |
| 01:05:41 |
Me either. |
| 01:05:44 |
He was a great guy. |
| 01:05:47 |
- I don't know. |
| 01:05:49 |
- Hey, dickhead! |
| 01:05:52 |
A mime! |
| 01:05:53 |
Jesus Christ, you stupid shit! |
| 01:05:58 |
Shakes, you're a mime! |
| 01:06:00 |
I'm not a mime! |
| 01:06:02 |
I knew it. Remember how he used to |
| 01:06:06 |
This is a double whammy, man. |
| 01:06:08 |
First I find out you killed someone. |
| 01:06:12 |
That's weird! |
| 01:06:13 |
I didn't kill Mr. Cheese. |
| 01:06:16 |
Oh, yeah, all right. |
| 01:06:19 |
It was some rodeo clowns! |
| 01:06:22 |
Rodeo clowns. |
| 01:06:25 |
You know, I heard you. |
| 01:06:30 |
You don't even know what you're doing |
| 01:06:34 |
Yeah. Look, Shakes, just... |
| 01:06:37 |
Turn yourself in to the police. |
| 01:06:42 |
You gotta believe me, man. |
| 01:06:47 |
Come on. |
| 01:06:52 |
Where's Judy? |
| 01:06:54 |
She ain't here. |
| 01:06:55 |
Judy didn't show up for work? |
| 01:06:58 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:07:01 |
She's not inside. |
| 01:07:05 |
She's never late. |
| 01:07:07 |
We gotta go find her. |
| 01:07:13 |
You guys aren't gonna help me, huh? |
| 01:07:24 |
- Come on. |
| 01:07:26 |
Shakes, come on. |
| 01:07:28 |
Just promise me |
| 01:07:31 |
The tights ride me in the crotch, |
| 01:07:35 |
It's just weird |
| 01:07:38 |
- Hurry up. |
| 01:07:45 |
Shit. |
| 01:07:47 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:07:49 |
- Shut up, man. I believe him. |
| 01:07:51 |
Guys, guys, guys, come on. |
| 01:07:54 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 01:07:57 |
We have to go to |
| 01:07:59 |
- The Broken Saddle? |
| 01:08:02 |
- No. Those guys are tough. |
| 01:08:05 |
I can't believe what I'm hearing. |
| 01:08:08 |
I wanna go! |
| 01:08:11 |
- He's a chickenshit. |
| 01:08:22 |
How you doin', Spur? |
| 01:08:25 |
What's wrong with you, son? |
| 01:08:28 |
Come on, Ty, let's go get some pussy. |
| 01:08:34 |
Hey, cut it out. |
| 01:08:41 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:08:43 |
- Just act tough. |
| 01:08:47 |
Say, you rough, tough cowboys aren't |
| 01:08:52 |
No, we just wanted |
| 01:08:54 |
Shut the fuck up! This here's a rodeo |
| 01:08:59 |
Yes, we are. |
| 01:09:01 |
How come I ain't never |
| 01:09:06 |
'Cause we're from the east. |
| 01:09:08 |
Yeah? Well, I'm from back east, |
| 01:09:12 |
We're from the Middle East. |
| 01:09:14 |
Actually, Lebanon. |
| 01:09:35 |
Hi, I'm Dink. |
| 01:09:37 |
- Dink this. |
| 01:09:39 |
I-I-I'm gonna go lie |
| 01:09:45 |
No! No! No! |
| 01:09:52 |
Welcome back. |
| 01:09:54 |
Jeez, we're gonna be here |
| 01:10:00 |
Had enough? |
| 01:10:04 |
That's it, man? Usually we gotta watch |
| 01:10:09 |
That's the truck! The clowns |
| 01:10:13 |
Come on, let's go! |
| 01:10:15 |
- See you later. |
| 01:10:18 |
Falafel-eatin' assholes. |
| 01:10:23 |
Calm down, Clown Judy. |
| 01:10:25 |
I was nervous |
| 01:10:28 |
Turn that frown upside-down, |
| 01:10:31 |
Did you know... This is a fact... |
| 01:10:36 |
and only two to smile. |
| 01:10:40 |
That's true! |
| 01:10:41 |
Laugh and learn |
| 01:10:44 |
It's a shame |
| 01:10:47 |
won't be around to see |
| 01:10:53 |
Oh, perfection. |
| 01:10:56 |
Beautiful! |
| 01:10:57 |
Don't you understand what I'm saying? |
| 01:11:08 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:11:10 |
- Get the gun out! |
| 01:11:13 |
Come on, hurry up. |
| 01:11:16 |
Why the hell did you |
| 01:11:20 |
Quit fuckin' around. |
| 01:11:22 |
- Don't tell me what to do, pisshead. |
| 01:11:25 |
Hiya, pissheads! |
| 01:11:28 |
Shakes, are you sure |
| 01:11:30 |
Shoot him! |
| 01:11:33 |
Look out! |
| 01:11:36 |
Look out! |
| 01:11:39 |
Suck butt, fudge pants! |
| 01:11:44 |
- I'm gonna get me a couple of 'em. |
| 01:11:55 |
- Where'd they go? |
| 01:11:59 |
They're coming. |
| 01:12:03 |
That's them! They're pulling up |
| 01:12:07 |
- All right, I'm gonna get 'em. |
| 01:12:11 |
Hand me the pie. |
| 01:12:12 |
- The what? |
| 01:12:14 |
Get that gun out of my face, Ty. |
| 01:12:16 |
- Then where the hell am I... |
| 01:12:26 |
Grab the wheel! Grab the wheel! |
| 01:12:31 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:12:40 |
Stop it! |
| 01:12:43 |
Goddamn. Stop it. |
| 01:12:48 |
Get out. |
| 01:12:51 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 01:12:58 |
Where's Judy? |
| 01:13:00 |
You stupid fuck! |
| 01:13:05 |
Where's Judy? |
| 01:13:06 |
What did you do with her? |
| 01:13:08 |
I don't know. |
| 01:13:10 |
Like you didn't try |
| 01:13:12 |
We thought you could frame us |
| 01:13:16 |
Who killed Mr. Cheese? |
| 01:13:17 |
Binky. |
| 01:13:20 |
So he went nuts |
| 01:13:23 |
You gotta believe me, man. |
| 01:13:28 |
You gonna be okay? |
| 01:13:30 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:35 |
Come on, guys! |
| 01:13:42 |
All right, kids, listen up. |
| 01:13:45 |
What are we gonna do |
| 01:13:49 |
No, I don't think so. |
| 01:13:51 |
You're gonna have to be more enthused |
| 01:13:54 |
You guys know |
| 01:13:56 |
That's what we want... |
| 01:13:59 |
It's an adult kind of thing. |
| 01:14:01 |
We're older. |
| 01:14:03 |
That's why we're helping you out with |
| 01:14:06 |
So how's it gonna happen? |
| 01:14:10 |
That's it. You're getting it. |
| 01:14:13 |
What does it say? Harder. |
| 01:14:15 |
Come on! Do it! Come on! |
| 01:14:18 |
That's good. A little more. |
| 01:14:21 |
Three, two... Binky! |
| 01:14:24 |
Good morning, kids |
| 01:14:27 |
I'm up with the sun |
| 01:14:30 |
It's time for games |
| 01:14:33 |
Laughs and cartoon fun |
| 01:14:36 |
Come on and join in! |
| 01:14:38 |
Binky's my name |
| 01:14:41 |
I'm livin' life in the fun lane |
| 01:14:46 |
So hop on board |
| 01:14:49 |
The Cartoon Circus train |
| 01:14:54 |
Come on with Binky now |
| 01:14:57 |
Come on |
| 01:15:01 |
It's a fun-a-delic show |
| 01:15:05 |
No other show can match it |
| 01:15:09 |
Binky cartoon fever |
| 01:15:16 |
Catch it |
| 01:15:18 |
Yeah! |
| 01:15:20 |
Just get in. |
| 01:15:21 |
See? I told you it was Binky. |
| 01:15:24 |
What? You're the only one |
| 01:15:27 |
- No. |
| 01:15:29 |
- Get in the car! |
| 01:15:32 |
- When are you gonna admit you're wrong? |
| 01:15:36 |
You'll wake up one morning and say, |
| 01:15:40 |
And I'm gonna be there |
| 01:15:45 |
Hey, fellas. What say we go for |
| 01:15:49 |
Come on. |
| 01:15:51 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:15:55 |
Whoo! |
| 01:15:58 |
Another fun thing that we like to do |
| 01:16:01 |
is make new friends. |
| 01:16:03 |
I have a new friend |
| 01:16:06 |
boys and girls at home |
| 01:16:09 |
My new assistant... |
| 01:16:11 |
The lovely |
| 01:16:13 |
Lovely, lovely |
| 01:16:15 |
Clown Judy |
| 01:16:20 |
Say hi to Judy, everybody. |
| 01:16:24 |
We're gonna try something with Judy. |
| 01:16:26 |
Remember, you might want |
| 01:16:29 |
Whoa! |
| 01:16:33 |
Oh, boy. |
| 01:16:35 |
Like some of you at home... |
| 01:16:37 |
Clown Judy |
| 01:16:42 |
helpful! |
| 01:16:49 |
- You guys wanna get in the trunk? |
| 01:16:52 |
If you ask 'em, |
| 01:16:55 |
All right, all right. |
| 01:17:04 |
Shakes! |
| 01:17:11 |
Don't worry, Judy. |
| 01:17:17 |
Sorry about that. |
| 01:17:22 |
Gonna be hearing from the union |
| 01:17:26 |
You piss me off. |
| 01:17:30 |
"Hi, Shakes. Could I get you |
| 01:17:33 |
Maybe some Corn Nuts, Shakes?" |
| 01:17:39 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:17:41 |
Let go of me! |
| 01:17:48 |
Get in the trunk. |
| 01:17:52 |
- Shakes, you're alive. |
| 01:17:56 |
Talk about a shot of whiskey, |
| 01:17:59 |
Let's go kick Binky's dick. |
| 01:18:01 |
Yeah! |
| 01:18:04 |
Stupid shoes! |
| 01:18:05 |
But there were times |
| 01:18:09 |
babe. |
| 01:18:10 |
You just weren't interested, |
| 01:18:13 |
doll face? |
| 01:18:17 |
What about me? What about Binky? |
| 01:18:22 |
What about my needs |
| 01:18:31 |
Yeah! |
| 01:18:40 |
I'm all right, kids! |
| 01:18:45 |
Hey, knock it off! Come on, guys! |
| 01:18:58 |
Don't you push me! |
| 01:19:01 |
Rip his head off! |
| 01:19:23 |
Bartender, |
| 01:19:27 |
That's a hell of a shot. |
| 01:19:40 |
Come on, Shakes, get up. |
| 01:19:42 |
Come on, you bum. |
| 01:20:09 |
Oh, Shakes. Ohh! |
| 01:20:12 |
Look at the lovebirds. |
| 01:20:14 |
Yeah. Ain't love grand? |
| 01:20:16 |
I gotta have her call me. |
| 01:20:19 |
How sweet it is. |
| 01:20:21 |
Are you gonna stop drinking |
| 01:20:24 |
- All right, here we go. |
| 01:20:28 |
Nice job, Shakes. |
| 01:20:30 |
- I don't regret a goddamn thing, Shakes! |
| 01:20:33 |
This is just the way I planned it! |
| 01:20:36 |
Oh, excellent plan! |
| 01:20:43 |
Hi. My name's Shakes, |
| 01:20:46 |
Hi, Shakes. |
| 01:20:48 |
Welcome, Shakes. |
| 01:20:51 |
I was thinkin', |
| 01:20:55 |
I've never grown up. |
| 01:21:00 |
I tend to act like |
| 01:21:03 |
like it revolves around me |
| 01:21:09 |
I never thought, sincerely, |
| 01:21:13 |
And the only thing I know now... |
| 01:21:15 |
is that I really |
| 01:21:21 |
except what I learn here |
| 01:21:26 |
Thanks for letting me share. |
| 01:21:32 |
Until tomorrow, be good to yourself |
| 01:21:36 |
- Cut! That was super. |
| 01:21:39 |
Get the fuck off me, you shithead. |
| 01:21:41 |
- Judy, hi! |
| 01:21:43 |
- You look so glamorous. |
| 01:21:45 |
All I'm sayin' is, |
| 01:21:48 |
but in a few seconds |
| 01:21:51 |
- TV stars is what I'm tryin' to say. |
| 01:21:54 |
Look, you guys, get lost. |
| 01:21:57 |
Seriously? |
| 01:22:00 |
- Bye. |
| 01:22:02 |
Five, four, three, two... |
| 01:22:14 |
Hi, kids, it's me, |
| 01:22:17 |
I've got an extra-special show |
| 01:22:20 |
So please welcome my friend, |
| 01:22:30 |
It's a mime! |
| 01:22:32 |
Get him! |
| 01:22:35 |
Help me! No! Please! |
| 01:22:58 |
Should we go to a cartoon? |
| 01:23:02 |
When I was a kid |
| 01:23:04 |
My dad had pictures of these clowns |
| 01:23:08 |
He hung them on my wall |
| 01:23:11 |
And wouldn't let me take 'em down |
| 01:23:14 |
I didn't understand then |
| 01:23:18 |
Still can't figure out |
| 01:23:20 |
What those goddamn clowns |
| 01:23:23 |
Were so sad about |
| 01:23:29 |
A clown was my boss |
| 01:23:35 |
Clowns run |
| 01:23:38 |
They never said we're bad |
| 01:23:41 |
A clown pretending to be a girl |
| 01:23:44 |
Who pretended to be my friend |
| 01:23:47 |
This world is run by clowns |
| 01:23:50 |
Who can't wait for it to end |
| 01:23:54 |
I have yet to meet a kid |
| 01:23:56 |
Not scared to death of clowns |
| 01:24:00 |
They can't walk |
| 01:24:03 |
They got painted- on frowns |
| 01:24:06 |
A clown with a gun |
| 01:24:09 |
Hope I never see |
| 01:24:12 |
Would he shoot himself |
| 01:24:15 |
Or shoot me |
| 01:24:20 |
A clown taught every class I took |
| 01:24:23 |
At my old high school |
| 01:24:26 |
Clowns all wear Speedos |
| 01:24:29 |
When they hang out by the pool |
| 01:24:33 |
Clowns dress up like cops |
| 01:24:36 |
And threaten to call my folks |
| 01:24:39 |
This town is filled with clowns |
| 01:24:42 |
Who don't get my jokes |
| 01:24:51 |
They fall on their asses |
| 01:24:54 |
It takes lots of practice |
| 01:24:57 |
They fall on their asses |
| 01:25:01 |
It takes lots of practice |
| 01:25:04 |
They fall |
| 01:25:10 |
They fall |
| 01:25:17 |
I have nightmares filled with clowns |
| 01:25:19 |
And you're there too |
| 01:25:23 |
You have a big red nose |
| 01:25:26 |
And stupid, floppy shoes |
| 01:25:29 |
You're becoming one |
| 01:25:31 |
I can see the signs |
| 01:25:33 |
I can see the signs |
| 01:25:35 |
I hate clowns |
| 01:25:38 |
And I hate mimes |
| 01:25:43 |
A clown was my boss |
| 01:25:50 |
Clowns run |
| 01:25:53 |
They never said we're bad |
| 01:25:56 |
A clown pretending to be a girl |
| 01:25:59 |
Who pretended to be my friend |
| 01:26:02 |
This world is run by clowns |
| 01:26:05 |
Who can't wait for it to end |
| 01:26:08 |
Wait for it to end |
| 01:26:11 |
Wait for it to end |
| 01:26:15 |
Wait for it |
| 01:26:17 |
To end |
