Shanghai Kiss
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- MAN: you're late. |
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- I-- there was |
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slate, please. |
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- traffic. |
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- uh, Liam Liu. |
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So, you know |
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Uh... |
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What color belt |
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Uh... |
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I-- I don't |
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Oh, you know what I love? |
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- You don't know |
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no... |
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It says on your resume |
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Is-- is there martial arts |
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I thought it was |
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- where are you from? |
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Uh, Queens, actually, |
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So I retain |
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- no, I mean |
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oh, I'm Chinese. |
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You speak Chinese? |
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- not fluently. |
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Is says here, |
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I'm sorry, is-- |
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in this commercial? |
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I thought |
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Okay, thank you very |
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What? |
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That's it? |
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get to read yet. |
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Well, we're looking |
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WOMAN: |
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What? |
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You look sad, |
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It's-- |
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You know, it just |
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a few parking tickets, |
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Which is why |
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Utilizing L.A.'s |
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transportation system. |
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Well... |
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¶ somebody told me, |
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¶ whenever you |
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¶ and you're feeling |
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¶ just take a look |
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¶ you've got to hold on, |
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¶ hang on, |
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¶ even when it's dark |
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¶ sing some sunshine |
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¶ spreading grace |
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- ¶ mm-mm-mmm. ¶ |
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Hey, that's-- |
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"Rays of Sunny Love" |
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but I still don't |
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Well, think of it |
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And what's that? |
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You never would have gotten |
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Do you want to get |
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You see, if I go home now, |
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and it's a little scary. |
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How old are you? |
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Why? Is it illegal |
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beverage with a minor? |
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I-- I really shouldn't. |
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I mean, it just |
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What if I'm the one? |
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The-- the one? |
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If I am, then you'd feel |
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a cup of coffee with me. |
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I guess so. |
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I mean, I'm not saying |
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There's just always |
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And isn't that |
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possibilities? |
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I-- I really shouldn't. |
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You can do anything |
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It's the beauty |
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Wow. |
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(laughs) |
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(rock music playing) |
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Liam: |
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on something, Joe, |
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It's always for some |
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- computer Chinese-- |
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You're gonna go out for roles |
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I was born in New York! |
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How about-- how about a role |
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Nobody asked you to quit |
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at the lucrative world |
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television acting. |
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What-- what am I gonna |
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I'm gonna spend |
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trapped in a little cubicle, |
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desktop zen gardens. |
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Hey, I'd prefer that over |
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- with Malibu Barbie. |
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- all right. |
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a really sweet girl. |
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You-- you haven't even |
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- She's 16 years old. |
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did I tell you that? |
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Anybody can |
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You want some of that? |
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At least I don't go |
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Hey now, God invented |
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and that reason is me. |
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(laughs) |
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Look, one even replied |
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- You wouldn't |
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Why? |
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- She's Asian. |
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No, but I'm happy |
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I hope she |
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Thank you. |
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It's late and I gotta |
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I'm still blocked, |
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- You know, most writers have |
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(cell phone ringing) |
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...before getting blocked. |
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You can't be impotent |
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- and what the hell |
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What? |
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I know that |
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Because you got that |
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so that you know |
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And by the way, he knows |
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- He doesn't know shit. |
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you push "end." |
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You can't push "end," |
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goes to voicemail. |
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- You gotta let it go |
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I don't want to talk to him. |
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Why? He's the one supporting |
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My dad's a drunk. |
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My dad's insane. |
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Forget about your dad. |
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And forget about Malibu Adi. |
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at the bar out. |
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She's gorgeous. |
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- Which one? |
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- The place is |
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with the straw... |
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Sucking on that straw like |
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Dude, she's like |
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- 8.9?! |
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Let me tell you something, |
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This girl represents |
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with this society-- |
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From her fake tits |
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to that-- that fake |
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you see that? |
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--to her fake |
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How do you know |
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You know what's the worst part? |
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She gets away with not having |
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a real personality. |
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Bag looks real to me. |
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(girl laughs) |
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Let me guess-- |
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Capricorn. |
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- Libra. |
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You wanna |
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What makes you think |
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Uh, because I'm |
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by Hollywood standards |
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By normal standards, |
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Do you-- you think |
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Well, I don't even |
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Well, the truth is, |
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I think you're |
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and I was compelled |
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And normally |
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to my compulsions so easily, |
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but I'm trying to embrace |
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that involves succumbing. |
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And, I mean, if-- if I |
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I'm glad I'm |
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Hey-- |
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Think of this drink as... |
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as an investment |
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of mutual growth |
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in this potential |
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And years from now, |
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when our daughter jumps |
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and asks you, "Oh, how did |
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You can look at |
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as the best investment |
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But I-- you know, |
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if you're really |
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this conversation |
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before I waste my time, |
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and just go-- be talking |
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I'm Georgia, |
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Ge-- what a coincidence. |
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That is my favorite |
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(phone rings) |
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ANSWERIMG MACHINE: |
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right now. Leave a message. |
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(beeps) |
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Liam, this is Mark Liu |
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Where are you anyway? |
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You should be at home-- |
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out there, you know? |
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So many STDs. |
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getting hepatitis. |
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Understand? |
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to machines. |
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- (bashes machine) |
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Do you want |
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Sorry. |
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You're not a very |
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What gave that away, |
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You don't got |
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So maybe-- maybe |
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Did Jesus have |
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No, but Jesus |
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So, what do you do |
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This is pretty fun. |
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I mean, you know, |
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excitement? |
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(kisses) Good night. |
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(sniffles) |
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(quietly sobbing) |
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Are you okay? |
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Yeah, I just |
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You crying? |
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No, I'm okay. |
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Just go to sleep. |
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(sighs) |
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Shit. |
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Hey, wake up. |
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Wake up, |
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- What? |
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you have to go. |
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- I'm late. |
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- Because I'm late. |
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Because I'm late. |
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to Helen Keller over here. |
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You promised me |
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Uh, there's a bagel |
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Knock yourself out. |
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(sighs) |
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(car approaches) |
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- I made you something. |
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See... |
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I love brownies. |
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I know, silly monkey, |
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for you last night. |
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Thanks, |
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Oh, what can I say? |
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Mmm. |
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Mmm, they're good. |
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What's that? |
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"Ecole d'Art." |
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I'm applying to |
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What about Stanford? |
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Ugh, Stanford |
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What? |
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That's what you |
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the rest of your life, |
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is paint fruit and people |
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I mean, you're |
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You need |
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Well, shouldn't you do |
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Yes. Yes, that all |
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you're doing |
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you're doing what |
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but in 15 years |
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when you're-- when you're |
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the Santa Monica Promenade. |
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So it's about money? |
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I just don't want you |
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Fine, I won't go. |
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I have something |
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You're in high school-- |
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You know, |
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the way to a girl's heart. |
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All right, I'm sorry. |
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What do you want |
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I'm sorry-- |
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- I'm so sowwy!" |
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- That's pathetic. |
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I can't do it |
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I was going to |
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if you wanted to come |
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The Junior Prom, wow. |
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Sorry, Adi, I can't go |
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Why not? |
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Why don't you go with-- |
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or Botar or Hawthorne, |
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or whatever they |
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'Cause I don't |
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(bell rings) |
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All righty. |
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Out of my car, kiddo. |
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Who are you calling |
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You know what? |
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'cause one day |
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And it's gonna |
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a million little pieces. |
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I could be the best thing |
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And you'll regret it. |
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maybe not tomorrow, |
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the rest of your life. |
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Now if you'll excuse me, |
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to attend to. |
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(kids chattering) |
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- (Adelaide grunts) |
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in another life |
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when we're both illustrious |
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Or at 3:00 P.M., |
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Heads up, blondie. |
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Coming through. |
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ANSWERING MACHINE: |
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Liam, it's Mark Liu, |
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(speaks Chinese) |
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Where are you, anyway? |
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(beeps) |
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Machine: |
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Liam, why you not |
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Your grandmother is dead. |
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This is Mark Liu, |
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(beeps) |
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Machine: |
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(beeps) |
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(touchtones) |
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(ringing) |
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- FATHER: hello? |
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Yeah. Maybe if a few |
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You'll actually come back |
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Will you give me a break? |
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to make a living |
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Oh, making a living |
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Without me sending you |
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you'd be out there |
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all the others. |
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"to be or not to be." |
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You know, |
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She left you |
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Wait, what-- |
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- She left me |
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Yeah. |
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Why-- why-- why did |
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- I've never even met her. |
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is Liu, that's why, |
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or did you forget |
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- How much |
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500 G's. |
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(humphs) |
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the end of the month. |
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You know, I'm sick of you |
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I have the right |
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I'm paying for it! |
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What about you? |
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on your breath |
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right through |
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I'll tell you what, |
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if you tell me you're not |
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in your hand right now. |
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Yeah, that's what |
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You know what? |
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goddamn money. |
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What are you |
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Peddle cappuccinos |
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Well, like you said, |
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That ought-- |
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till the end of the month. |
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I am your father, Liam. |
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Because you killed |
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(dial tone) |
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(Samba music |
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¶ Lilly comes when |
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¶ Lilly comes when |
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Bunny! |
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on your collar ¶ |
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¶ Lilly Lilly |
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What's wrong? |
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- Nothing. |
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Come on! |
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I have to go to |
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Why are you going |
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My grandmother died. |
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I'm sorry. |
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I never met her |
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but she-- she left |
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My boyfriend has |
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That's really cool. |
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Uh, could you please not |
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So anyway, |
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who found a buyer |
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go and sell the place. |
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¶ pressed up against |
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¶ he prays |
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¶ now he's living |
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Dance with me, bunny. |
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¶ Lilly comes |
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- I don't want to. |
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¶ Lilly runs |
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¶ Lilly leaves |
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¶ Lilly Lilly Lilly, |
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¶ Lilly comes when |
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¶ Lilly runs when |
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¶ Lilly leaves |
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¶ Lilly Lilly |
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¶ Lilly comes |
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¶ Lilly runs |
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¶ Lilly leaves |
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¶ Lilly Lilly |
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¶ stay stay stay! ¶ |
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So can I go with you |
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You have school. |
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But see, I don't have to |
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'cause I am |
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Some people are just born |
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can't help it. |
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This natural genius is gonna |
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Please. |
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Call me every day? |
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Every minute |
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Will you miss me |
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intestines will bleed? |
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My intestines |
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and buckets of blood. |
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Oh, that's the sweetest thing |
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I'll see you |
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-Okay? |
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Bye, Liam. |
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Bye. |
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(sighs) |
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(rock music playing) |
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JOE: |
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Yeah yeah yeah, |
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- Listen, Joe? |
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Um, I need you to do |
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I'm in Shanghai. |
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What? Want to |
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to "Barely Legal"? |
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- it's-- it's Adi. |
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Come on! |
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I'm just-- |
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a general rule here. |
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Okay? |
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if you hook up |
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you go to prison |
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And I'm not talking |
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This is not about that. |
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Look, you're the cool |
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But in 10 years, |
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be the old guy. |
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Just-- just take her to |
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that's it. |
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- and make sure that-- |
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She's not |
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What do you want me to do? |
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Give her some clam chowder |
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Shit! She was doing |
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you got there. |
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Yeah, you're right. |
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- I just-- |
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I'm right. |
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All right, |
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- Shit. |
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Well, she was |
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here an hour ago. |
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She stood me up. |
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she stood me up. |
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Maybe she just got |
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No, she thinks |
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- or both. |
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the brown suit? |
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- I mean you look |
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I asked-- |
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I asked you about this. |
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what happened. |
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This is what Darwin was |
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"natural selection," |
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only I'm the one |
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Joe, women are |
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Okay? You see that girl |
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- Yeah. |
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Solid six. |
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You flip her around, |
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Go talk to her. |
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- Come on, dude. |
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- No, I can't. |
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- That's ridiculous. |
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Are you kidding? |
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it's a little psycho, |
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just walking up |
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Yeah, it's psycho |
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the shower afterwards. |
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All right. |
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Yeah, don't bring |
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I'm not bringing the knife-- |
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I look like Ron Reagan! |
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Yeah, on a good day. |
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(whispering) |
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to masturbation. |
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(clears throat) |
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- Hi. |
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Oh. |
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Hi. |
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Is this the butter? |
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I hope |
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- Maybe he's her brother. |
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What, is she |
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(sighs) |
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bowl of shame, please? |
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(jet engine whines) |
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Hey, that's me. |
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- You're Liam? |
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- How nice to meet you. |
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- Where'd you get this? |
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- Do you like it? |
00:23:41 |
Oh, my name is Ling Ming, |
00:23:43 |
- Ling Ming? |
00:23:46 |
- Your name rhymes, |
00:23:47 |
Thank you. |
00:23:47 |
Come on, let's go. |
00:23:49 |
Why didn't they |
00:23:51 |
Actually, I'm not part |
00:23:54 |
The family name is just |
00:23:57 |
My mother marry |
00:23:59 |
Ah. So where |
00:24:02 |
Uh, Jin Mao Tower. |
00:24:05 |
- tower? |
00:24:07 |
- I'm staying |
00:24:08 |
Yes. |
00:24:08 |
What am I, Rapunzel? |
00:24:10 |
(rock music playing) |
00:24:36 |
¶ this reaching height ¶ |
00:24:42 |
¶ 15 miles high ¶ |
00:24:48 |
¶ nothing but the sky ¶ |
00:24:54 |
¶ shining in your eyes ¶ |
00:25:26 |
¶ this reaching height ¶ |
00:25:32 |
¶ 15 miles high ¶ |
00:25:38 |
¶ nothing but the sky ¶ |
00:25:44 |
¶ shining in your eyes. ¶ |
00:25:47 |
Thank you. |
00:25:50 |
Thank you. |
00:25:56 |
So, do we tip them |
00:25:58 |
- Not necessary. |
00:26:01 |
(lock beeps) |
00:26:06 |
Please. |
00:26:07 |
Hey, how do you |
00:26:09 |
(speaks Chinese) |
00:26:12 |
- Uh, "shialo." |
00:26:13 |
No gratuity necessary. |
00:26:15 |
Oh, it's okay, |
00:26:17 |
just giving you a tip. |
00:26:18 |
- Thank you. |
00:26:20 |
We don't need to tip |
00:26:22 |
- Really? |
00:26:23 |
- This is like |
00:26:25 |
Yeah. |
00:26:25 |
(speaks Chinese) |
00:26:29 |
Wow, look at that. |
00:26:34 |
- If I have-- |
00:26:37 |
If I have a house here, |
00:26:39 |
Uh, house empty, |
00:26:44 |
But don't be worried. |
00:26:45 |
You'll get money |
00:26:48 |
to America. |
00:26:49 |
- it's no problem. |
00:26:51 |
So what about tonight? |
00:26:54 |
- You're Stan in |
00:26:56 |
okey-dokey. |
00:26:57 |
What do you want to do? |
00:27:02 |
("Let the Music Play" |
00:27:32 |
(Liam singing flatly) |
00:27:33 |
¶ and love put us |
00:27:38 |
¶ as soon |
00:27:45 |
¶ the music played while |
00:27:48 |
¶ through the dance ¶ |
00:27:50 |
¶ and love picked us |
00:27:54 |
(crunching) |
00:27:57 |
What the hell is this? |
00:27:59 |
- Wasabi pea. |
00:28:00 |
that again. |
00:28:01 |
Wasabi pea. |
00:28:03 |
- (laughs) |
00:28:07 |
Ah. |
00:28:10 |
(speaking Chinese) |
00:28:17 |
You... America! |
00:28:19 |
- yeah. |
00:28:22 |
for company? |
00:28:23 |
Go-- |
00:28:25 |
For "company"? Hmm? |
00:28:27 |
- yeah yeah yeah. |
00:28:29 |
Nice nice nice. |
00:28:33 |
You must be have |
00:28:36 |
(speaks Chinese) |
00:28:41 |
American! |
00:28:43 |
Smile, please. |
00:28:46 |
(speaking Chinese) |
00:28:51 |
Pick. |
00:28:52 |
- Uh, pick? |
00:28:54 |
Um, I-- |
00:28:57 |
I don't know... |
00:28:58 |
- Which one should I pick? |
00:29:00 |
Whatever your taste. |
00:29:01 |
I don't want to hurt |
00:29:03 |
You won't |
00:29:05 |
- Just pick. |
00:29:07 |
for dodgeball, |
00:29:08 |
It always hurt |
00:29:10 |
Okay, it's not big deal. |
00:29:13 |
- Um... |
00:29:16 |
Look, you like. Hmm. |
00:29:19 |
Have your eye on Amy. |
00:29:23 |
Amy? |
00:29:24 |
Yeah. Amy is very sweet. |
00:29:28 |
If you can touch |
00:29:31 |
(clucks tongue) |
00:29:33 |
Ew, touch her smell. |
00:29:36 |
Okay. Okay? |
00:29:37 |
- okay. |
00:29:40 |
(speaking Chinese) |
00:29:45 |
- Aha! |
00:29:45 |
Hi. |
00:29:48 |
Woman: |
00:29:50 |
LIAM: |
00:29:53 |
Do you like her? |
00:29:55 |
- Um... |
00:29:57 |
- My name is Amy. |
00:30:00 |
- Liam? |
00:30:02 |
Mmm. Funny kind |
00:30:04 |
Yeah well, |
00:30:06 |
So you come here often? |
00:30:10 |
First come here. |
00:30:11 |
Oh, first-- |
00:30:15 |
Um... I like |
00:30:19 |
No no, |
00:30:21 |
- Oh. |
00:30:23 |
You know. |
00:30:23 |
- Oh, thank you. |
00:30:25 |
- Thank you. |
00:30:27 |
That's my |
00:30:29 |
Okay, don't talk to him. |
00:30:31 |
- Okay. |
00:30:33 |
go somewhere? |
00:30:34 |
All right. |
00:30:37 |
¶...Her say, yeah yeah ¶ |
00:30:40 |
¶ come a little bit closer, |
00:30:43 |
¶ so big and so strong ¶ |
00:30:45 |
¶ come a little bit closer, |
00:30:49 |
¶ and the night |
00:30:54 |
You-- |
00:30:57 |
No, I do not sing. |
00:30:58 |
If I sing, everybody |
00:31:02 |
No. |
00:31:04 |
No, I'm sure |
00:31:05 |
Trust me, that bad. |
00:31:07 |
Okay okay, |
00:31:11 |
Hey, you want to-- |
00:31:14 |
- uh... |
00:31:16 |
- LING: ¶ I know, |
00:31:17 |
Okay. |
00:31:18 |
No no no! |
00:31:21 |
We go. |
00:31:23 |
Uh, you want me |
00:31:27 |
You-- you want to-- |
00:31:31 |
You want me |
00:31:33 |
with me? |
00:31:37 |
I'm confusing you. |
00:31:40 |
You wanna go? |
00:31:41 |
Um... |
00:31:44 |
Yes? |
00:31:46 |
You, me. |
00:31:49 |
One two, go. |
00:31:51 |
(lock beeps) |
00:31:56 |
Oh. Nice room. |
00:31:58 |
Thanks. |
00:32:02 |
Great view. |
00:32:09 |
What you want |
00:32:11 |
Whatever. |
00:32:18 |
You tell me. |
00:32:24 |
(phone ringing) |
00:32:27 |
- Excuse me. |
00:32:31 |
- Hello? |
00:32:34 |
sexy Chinese man? |
00:32:36 |
- How'd you get this number? |
00:32:38 |
Remember, |
00:32:40 |
I just got in |
00:32:42 |
Well, why haven't you |
00:32:45 |
I wonder. |
00:32:45 |
My cousin was showing me |
00:32:48 |
Oh, what have you seen? |
00:32:49 |
Um... |
00:32:52 |
I saw a guy |
00:32:54 |
saw a K.F.C. |
00:32:58 |
Uh, I'm going to |
00:33:00 |
(Liam whispers) |
00:33:01 |
Is-- is someone there? |
00:33:03 |
Um, I ordered |
00:33:05 |
The girl was |
00:33:07 |
a late dinner. |
00:33:07 |
You know I can't really |
00:33:11 |
Yeah, you and your |
00:33:14 |
How's, uh, |
00:33:17 |
It's beautiful. |
00:33:18 |
My hotel room |
00:33:20 |
I can see Japan |
00:33:22 |
And how's it look? |
00:33:24 |
Let's just say that if |
00:33:26 |
attack anytime soon, |
00:33:27 |
- I'll know. |
00:33:29 |
- (whispering) yeah yeah. |
00:33:31 |
- Who is that? |
00:33:34 |
Listen, I'm-- |
00:33:37 |
Can I call you |
00:33:39 |
- I miss you, bunny. |
00:33:42 |
I'll be back soon. |
00:33:44 |
the house, all right? |
00:33:45 |
Go hang out |
00:33:48 |
Or one of the other girls |
00:33:50 |
- Bye, Liam. |
00:34:03 |
Okay, I finish. |
00:34:07 |
What do you want? |
00:34:08 |
You know what? |
00:34:11 |
- I'm really tired. |
00:34:14 |
- Do you want to |
00:34:16 |
Sleep? |
00:34:17 |
Yeah, I was-- I was |
00:34:20 |
for-- I don't know-- |
00:34:22 |
- mm-hmm. |
00:34:23 |
- An airplane. |
00:34:26 |
- Do you mind? |
00:34:28 |
Because I like you. |
00:34:30 |
You're a really |
00:34:32 |
Thank you. |
00:34:33 |
So, it's okay? |
00:34:36 |
Okay. |
00:34:38 |
All right. |
00:34:40 |
Good night. |
00:34:43 |
(beeps) |
00:35:13 |
(quietly sobbing) |
00:36:03 |
(knocking on door) |
00:36:08 |
LING: |
00:36:11 |
Let's go! |
00:36:13 |
Wake up, |
00:36:22 |
(car honks) |
00:36:28 |
(speaking Chinese) |
00:36:33 |
Mama! |
00:36:38 |
- So this is it, huh? |
00:36:41 |
(door unlocks) |
00:36:48 |
(baby crying) |
00:36:50 |
Your grandmother lived |
00:36:53 |
Your father born here |
00:36:56 |
Be careful. |
00:37:02 |
Lots of history |
00:37:09 |
It's a shame |
00:37:10 |
But nobody here |
00:37:15 |
Wow. |
00:37:17 |
This view is amazing. |
00:37:20 |
Yes, |
00:37:23 |
The most important |
00:37:25 |
of Shanghai, |
00:37:25 |
Divides the city |
00:37:32 |
Come on, |
00:37:37 |
This was |
00:37:39 |
The whole family |
00:37:48 |
This place is great. |
00:37:50 |
Yeah. |
00:37:52 |
(doorbell buzzes) |
00:37:57 |
That must be buyers. |
00:38:01 |
(speaking Chinese) |
00:38:04 |
(door buzzing) |
00:38:06 |
- Ah... |
00:38:29 |
- This is Mr. Wu. |
00:38:36 |
- (woman speaking) |
00:38:47 |
Yeah. |
00:38:48 |
Um, I've never been |
00:38:52 |
So I'm surprised |
00:38:56 |
You know? |
00:38:57 |
Very modern. |
00:39:02 |
Okay. |
00:39:05 |
Uh, I like your tie. |
00:39:08 |
Oh. |
00:39:10 |
Oh, look at that. |
00:39:13 |
(chattering) |
00:39:29 |
So Liam, uh... |
00:39:32 |
this place |
00:39:34 |
Uh, it's |
00:39:36 |
Yeah, if you call |
00:39:39 |
No no no, |
00:39:42 |
It's 500,000 yuan. |
00:39:45 |
How much is that |
00:39:47 |
Mm, maybe-- |
00:39:49 |
maybe a little less |
00:39:52 |
- $60,000?! |
00:39:55 |
No no no no. |
00:39:57 |
for 60,000. That's crazy. |
00:39:59 |
Are you crazy? |
00:40:02 |
more than $60,000. |
00:40:03 |
- Yeah, I know. |
00:40:05 |
more than $60,000. |
00:40:06 |
Tell them no. |
00:40:07 |
That's ridiculous. |
00:40:08 |
Okay. |
00:40:10 |
(speaking Chinese) |
00:40:13 |
(couple arguing) |
00:40:29 |
Liam: |
00:40:30 |
I told her. |
00:40:33 |
I can see that. |
00:40:35 |
So, what are you |
00:41:11 |
Hey. |
00:41:18 |
(man speaks Chinese) |
00:41:20 |
- uh, Jin Mao, please. |
00:41:22 |
- Jin Mao. |
00:41:24 |
- Jin Mao. |
00:41:31 |
(man singing) |
00:41:37 |
- Out. |
00:41:40 |
- Jin Gao. |
00:41:42 |
Jin Gao! |
00:41:44 |
Jin Mao! |
00:41:46 |
It's a hotel. |
00:41:47 |
- hotel? |
00:41:49 |
Oh, Ho Tao! |
00:42:01 |
Nope, not the place. |
00:42:03 |
Ho Tao. |
00:42:05 |
This is nothing. |
00:42:07 |
- Jin Mao. |
00:42:09 |
- Tin Gao? |
00:42:12 |
Bin Gao? |
00:42:13 |
Look at my mouth! |
00:42:15 |
(muttering |
00:42:18 |
It's like trying to get |
00:42:20 |
Yeah, what? |
00:42:24 |
- Oh. |
00:42:26 |
Look at that. |
00:42:27 |
(carnival music |
00:42:32 |
Get out! |
00:42:34 |
What? |
00:42:36 |
Why you stop? |
00:42:38 |
Jin Jiang! |
00:42:40 |
Jin Mao! |
00:42:42 |
Get out of here! |
00:42:45 |
- Jin Jiang! |
00:42:46 |
It's famous! |
00:42:49 |
building here! |
00:42:50 |
- Jin Jiang. |
00:42:52 |
around the city all day! |
00:42:53 |
- What are you, |
00:42:55 |
You fuck-ass! |
00:42:55 |
- You fuck-ass! |
00:42:57 |
- You fucky! |
00:42:58 |
You fucky! |
00:43:00 |
Get back here. |
00:43:03 |
You fucky! |
00:43:04 |
You fucky! |
00:43:06 |
- Jin Jiang! |
00:43:09 |
Jin Mao. |
00:43:12 |
All right-- |
00:43:15 |
You're gonna kill me. |
00:43:18 |
You're gonna kill me! |
00:43:20 |
You're gonna kill-- |
00:43:21 |
No no no, |
00:43:23 |
I need a drink. |
00:43:25 |
I need a drink. |
00:43:28 |
to drink. |
00:43:28 |
I need a drink. |
00:43:31 |
Like a-- you know, |
00:43:34 |
- Bar? |
00:43:35 |
- Okay, okay. |
00:43:37 |
Yeah, suddenly you know. |
00:43:39 |
- Uh, excuse me? |
00:43:42 |
You guys know how to |
00:43:45 |
- What's that? |
00:43:47 |
You know martini? |
00:43:48 |
Yes, of course. |
00:43:50 |
A chocolate martini. |
00:43:52 |
But you add some chocolate |
00:43:55 |
Okay? |
00:43:56 |
Okay, I do. |
00:43:58 |
A regular martini |
00:44:01 |
- Chocolate martini. |
00:44:04 |
(both speaking Chinese) |
00:44:21 |
Hi. |
00:44:23 |
Hi. |
00:44:24 |
I'm Liam. |
00:44:27 |
Micki. |
00:44:29 |
You speak English? |
00:44:30 |
You speak German? |
00:44:33 |
Why would I speak German? |
00:44:35 |
Why would I speak English? |
00:44:38 |
Because everybody |
00:44:40 |
If that is true, |
00:44:42 |
in the first place? |
00:44:43 |
Let me guess... |
00:44:46 |
You're an American |
00:44:48 |
revolves around you. |
00:44:49 |
You probably don't even |
00:44:52 |
besides English. |
00:44:53 |
That's not true. |
00:44:56 |
(speaks mock-Ethiopian) |
00:44:59 |
That means, um, |
00:45:04 |
Well, why don't you |
00:45:06 |
- Because I'm an American. |
00:45:08 |
Your face is Chinese, |
00:45:12 |
your eyes are Chinese, |
00:45:16 |
But you probably |
00:45:18 |
about your culture. |
00:45:19 |
It's a pity you don't |
00:45:23 |
I know more |
00:45:25 |
Your drink. |
00:45:27 |
60. |
00:45:30 |
Yes, I can see you |
00:45:33 |
(clears throat) |
00:45:37 |
- Thanks. |
00:45:40 |
So what are you that |
00:45:42 |
a pilates instructor? |
00:45:43 |
What is that? |
00:45:46 |
Never mind. |
00:45:50 |
Hey, you want to |
00:45:52 |
This conversation's |
00:45:54 |
Eat your drink first. |
00:45:57 |
(laughs) |
00:46:00 |
It's so beautiful. |
00:46:02 |
beautiful Shanghai is. |
00:46:03 |
Most of these |
00:46:06 |
during the opium wars. |
00:46:07 |
Refresh my memory. |
00:46:10 |
the opium wars, right? |
00:46:11 |
Who's that? |
00:46:13 |
Never mind. |
00:46:16 |
(laughs) |
00:46:18 |
And so funny! |
00:46:20 |
Yeah, but you don't laugh |
00:46:22 |
You're still funny. |
00:46:24 |
Are all Americans |
00:46:26 |
You should know. |
00:46:29 |
three years, right? |
00:46:30 |
I use sense of humor |
00:46:33 |
when I'm nervous. |
00:46:35 |
At least that's what |
00:46:37 |
You're in analysis? |
00:46:40 |
Yeah, ever since |
00:46:42 |
when I asked out |
00:46:44 |
She called me a doody-head |
00:46:46 |
my pants during recess. |
00:46:48 |
(gasps) |
00:46:50 |
I can't really blame her, |
00:46:52 |
Because I was |
00:46:54 |
a doody-head, |
00:46:55 |
But then I got really |
00:46:58 |
my penis size. |
00:46:58 |
Uh, I mean, |
00:47:03 |
But I was seven, |
00:47:05 |
a seven-year-old |
00:47:06 |
that it was-- |
00:47:11 |
I think. |
00:47:27 |
Are you nervous? |
00:47:29 |
Yeah, a little bit. |
00:47:31 |
Do I intimidate you? |
00:47:35 |
You have no idea. |
00:47:52 |
How was that? |
00:47:55 |
I'd say "let's go |
00:47:58 |
But I don't know |
00:48:07 |
(phone ringing) |
00:48:10 |
Hold on. |
00:48:13 |
- Let me get this. |
00:48:15 |
I have to get this. |
00:48:20 |
- Hello? |
00:48:21 |
I wrote you a poem. |
00:48:22 |
You want to hear it? |
00:48:24 |
Uh, yeah sure. |
00:48:26 |
"I woke up lonely |
00:48:30 |
the sun never sang |
00:48:32 |
the songs of heaven that |
00:48:35 |
watching as eagles fly |
00:48:39 |
and as I paint |
00:48:41 |
and I turn blue, |
00:48:42 |
I thought of you |
00:48:44 |
in the darkness |
00:48:46 |
to dry my tears |
00:48:49 |
from the plastic cups |
00:48:51 |
my Shanghai Kid, |
00:48:54 |
for you I wait, |
00:49:05 |
Now if it totally sucks, |
00:49:07 |
I wrote it in like |
00:49:09 |
No, I like it. |
00:49:14 |
Um, you know, I got to |
00:49:17 |
- Can I call you later? |
00:49:20 |
- Uh, bye, Adi. |
00:49:26 |
(dial tone) |
00:49:30 |
Who was that? |
00:49:33 |
No, she's just |
00:49:36 |
Just a friend? |
00:49:39 |
Give me a break. |
00:49:41 |
Why are you friends |
00:49:48 |
I don't know. |
00:49:54 |
Excuse me. |
00:49:59 |
(whispering) |
00:50:19 |
Ah! |
00:50:21 |
(jazz music playing) |
00:51:20 |
(Liam and Micki |
00:51:23 |
(imitates jet fighter) |
00:51:36 |
What's that? |
00:51:38 |
- Oh, tea egg! |
00:51:40 |
- Tea egg. |
00:51:42 |
- Egg. |
00:51:44 |
I'm hungry. |
00:51:44 |
Hey, tea egg! |
00:51:49 |
Wake up, wake up, |
00:51:53 |
Hello hello. |
00:51:56 |
- How much? |
00:51:58 |
One? |
00:52:01 |
- One. |
00:52:03 |
I want uh... 12. |
00:52:07 |
- 12. |
00:52:09 |
12, 12... |
00:52:12 |
12! |
00:52:13 |
(laughs) |
00:52:18 |
Is this good? |
00:52:20 |
Wait wait, hold on. |
00:52:23 |
Why you buy |
00:52:26 |
Good. I may not be |
00:52:29 |
But I know a good |
00:52:44 |
Wow. |
00:52:46 |
What? |
00:52:48 |
In this light, |
00:52:51 |
You're a stunner. |
00:52:56 |
I'm-- I'm actually |
00:53:00 |
Well, you're not |
00:53:02 |
I ever met either. |
00:53:03 |
- Okay okay, relax. |
00:53:07 |
So why would you sell |
00:53:09 |
in your family |
00:53:10 |
for 100 years? |
00:53:13 |
What am I gonna do? |
00:53:15 |
Why not? |
00:53:18 |
You're Chinese, |
00:53:20 |
Why not? |
00:53:22 |
that makes any sense? |
00:53:23 |
Why did I drop out of |
00:53:26 |
To be an aspiring alcoholic? |
00:53:28 |
Why is that |
00:53:29 |
can stand being sober with |
00:53:31 |
for more than an hour-- |
00:53:34 |
happens to be 16? |
00:53:37 |
my father in the face? |
00:53:43 |
You're right. |
00:53:48 |
I spend my entire life |
00:53:51 |
running away |
00:53:53 |
including my father. |
00:53:54 |
But I come here... |
00:53:59 |
and I feel like |
00:54:05 |
Here I'm not a Chinese guy, |
00:54:13 |
Don't move here |
00:54:16 |
Do you want |
00:54:18 |
- Of course. |
00:54:20 |
if I left? |
00:54:21 |
Would you miss me? |
00:54:25 |
You are the most |
00:55:12 |
(traditional Chinese |
00:55:27 |
(making martial arts |
00:56:47 |
Man over P.A.: |
00:56:50 |
loading and unloading-- |
00:56:51 |
Hey! |
00:56:53 |
Hey! |
00:56:56 |
Oh no no, I'm sorry. |
00:56:58 |
It's the guy from |
00:57:00 |
And you're the noodle. |
00:57:01 |
So, how was |
00:57:04 |
- Oh, it was amazing. |
00:57:06 |
It's so |
00:57:08 |
It really is, |
00:57:10 |
What, like |
00:57:12 |
- I met a Chinese girl! |
00:57:15 |
- Yeah. |
00:57:17 |
Well, what's her name? |
00:57:19 |
- Her name is Micki. |
00:57:21 |
She's beautiful. |
00:57:25 |
- funny... |
00:57:28 |
You're shitting me, man. |
00:57:29 |
It's a shame |
00:57:31 |
Actually, I'm gonna |
00:57:33 |
- What? |
00:57:35 |
- When? |
00:57:37 |
What...? |
00:57:39 |
I-- I just, I came back to, |
00:57:42 |
say goodbye. |
00:57:44 |
Well, it's pilot season. |
00:57:47 |
There are no Asian |
00:57:50 |
You know that. |
00:57:52 |
What-- did you |
00:57:54 |
Does Adi know? |
00:57:55 |
- Anybody? |
00:57:57 |
Well, don't you think |
00:57:59 |
- I will. |
00:58:00 |
be a little surprised. |
00:58:01 |
You know, I don't-- |
00:58:03 |
what he thinks. |
00:58:04 |
Listen to yourself, man. |
00:58:06 |
You're moving |
00:58:08 |
A Chinese girl, |
00:58:10 |
This is not just |
00:58:13 |
Then what is it? |
00:58:14 |
It just-- |
00:58:17 |
I'm Chinese. |
00:58:19 |
back to my roots. |
00:58:21 |
(laughs) |
00:58:22 |
Kunta Kinte. |
00:58:23 |
You don't even |
00:58:25 |
What the hell |
00:58:27 |
- What, drive a rickshaw? |
00:58:29 |
Learn Chinese? Liam, |
00:58:32 |
Don't call me "Liam." |
00:58:34 |
- Cute. |
00:58:37 |
Come here. |
00:58:38 |
- What? |
00:58:40 |
Wow. She, uh-- |
00:58:43 |
she sure looks like |
00:58:46 |
in Monterey Park. |
00:58:47 |
- What? |
00:58:48 |
move somewhere? |
00:58:49 |
Move to Monterey Park. |
00:58:51 |
I'll miss you too. |
00:58:52 |
Come on, get in. |
00:58:55 |
And give me |
00:58:57 |
- So you came back early. |
00:58:59 |
fell through. |
00:59:00 |
- Oh, you didn't |
00:59:02 |
No. |
00:59:02 |
What are you gonna |
00:59:04 |
Well-- please don't |
00:59:07 |
Baby baby baby baby |
00:59:09 |
- Look, I have |
00:59:11 |
Good news? |
00:59:12 |
-In a way. |
00:59:14 |
- You're pregnant. |
00:59:17 |
I got it aborted, |
00:59:19 |
Oh that's too bad. |
00:59:21 |
be a father. |
00:59:22 |
(both make |
00:59:24 |
Ah! |
00:59:28 |
So what's this news? |
00:59:30 |
(sighs) |
00:59:32 |
This is hard to say. |
00:59:33 |
Oh, spill it, buster. |
00:59:35 |
Well, I think that |
00:59:38 |
-Oh Sugar Sallies! |
00:59:40 |
Yeah yeah, sure, sure. |
00:59:41 |
Oh, you're the |
00:59:43 |
the whole widest world. |
00:59:44 |
Yeah, okay, Adi. |
00:59:47 |
You're beautiful |
00:59:50 |
and you shouldn't be |
00:59:52 |
You should be |
00:59:54 |
I'm gonna be 17 in, |
00:59:58 |
What are you, |
01:00:00 |
12. |
01:00:03 |
(sighs) |
01:00:05 |
You look like you're 12. |
01:00:08 |
than you. |
01:00:08 |
Look, it's not my fault |
01:00:11 |
fused prematurely. |
01:00:12 |
- Epiphysial. |
01:00:13 |
- Did you drink milk? |
01:00:16 |
Whole or 2%? |
01:00:18 |
What percent milk |
01:00:22 |
The point is I can drive |
01:00:24 |
Not at the same time. |
01:00:26 |
What's your point? |
01:00:29 |
Look, Woody Allen |
01:00:30 |
years younger than him. |
01:00:31 |
Woody Allen has |
01:00:33 |
When I get three |
01:00:36 |
date 12-year-olds if I want. |
01:00:38 |
I met someone. |
01:00:44 |
- Really? |
01:00:50 |
Is it a girl? |
01:00:51 |
(laughs) |
01:00:53 |
actually. |
01:00:53 |
What are you talking about, |
01:00:55 |
Well I don't know. |
01:00:58 |
It's a Chinese girl. |
01:01:01 |
MAN: |
01:01:03 |
We're gonna take |
01:01:08 |
You were gone |
01:01:11 |
- Three days! |
01:01:12 |
I'm sorry. |
01:01:13 |
I'm sorry. I don't know |
01:01:16 |
I feel |
01:01:20 |
Don't feel shitty. |
01:01:22 |
Let's go get |
01:01:24 |
No, fuck Sugar Sally! |
01:01:28 |
You're dumping me |
01:01:30 |
We were never |
01:01:32 |
Oh right, I forgot. |
01:01:36 |
How are you gonna |
01:01:38 |
With someone |
01:01:40 |
I'm moving to Shanghai. |
01:01:44 |
What? |
01:01:45 |
I'm moving there. |
01:01:47 |
To Shanghai? |
01:01:49 |
Who moves to Shanghai? |
01:01:52 |
- No one moves to Shanghai! |
01:01:55 |
I don't-- I don't know! |
01:01:58 |
You're just gonna |
01:02:02 |
Leave you here to rot? |
01:02:04 |
You live in Beverly Hills, |
01:02:06 |
I wish I lived |
01:02:08 |
Can we please just go |
01:02:13 |
I'm gonna get you |
01:02:15 |
Don't you have |
01:02:17 |
Your grandmother died. |
01:02:20 |
(lasers fire) |
01:02:22 |
(explosion) |
01:02:25 |
I mean, don't you |
01:02:28 |
You're like a fucking robot, |
01:02:30 |
For some girl you've only |
01:02:35 |
Do you really think |
01:02:37 |
you're looking for out there? |
01:02:38 |
You need to calm down. |
01:02:43 |
Wait. Just-- |
01:02:48 |
I like you, Adi. |
01:02:50 |
It scares me |
01:02:52 |
Then why are you leaving? |
01:02:54 |
Because I feel |
01:02:57 |
I, like-- |
01:02:59 |
my life away. |
01:03:00 |
L.A. Is a cold |
01:03:02 |
Adi, it really is. |
01:03:03 |
It's like sucking |
01:03:05 |
Maybe it's you, Liam! |
01:03:07 |
Huh? Maybe it's |
01:03:09 |
out of yourself! |
01:03:10 |
You're just a kid, Adi! |
01:03:14 |
Go home. |
01:03:17 |
Don't go to Shanghai. |
01:03:21 |
It'll be a mistake! |
01:03:25 |
(folk music playing) |
01:03:27 |
¶ fell in love ¶ |
01:03:30 |
¶ with a girl ¶ |
01:03:32 |
¶ lost my hold on |
01:03:36 |
¶ sad to say, |
01:03:40 |
¶ there's nothing more |
01:03:45 |
¶ but love |
01:03:49 |
¶ so hard to see |
01:03:53 |
¶ love just don't quit ¶ |
01:03:57 |
¶ it's not a box, |
01:04:02 |
¶ holidays |
01:04:07 |
¶ call them close |
01:04:11 |
¶ some souls come |
01:04:16 |
¶ round and round |
01:04:20 |
¶ but love |
01:04:24 |
¶ so hard to see |
01:04:29 |
¶ love just don't quit ¶ |
01:04:33 |
¶ it's not a box, |
01:05:08 |
¶ some years pass ¶ |
01:05:10 |
¶ in a day ¶ |
01:05:13 |
¶ some things change |
01:05:17 |
¶ some days it seems |
01:05:21 |
- (Liam and Micki laughing) |
01:05:25 |
¶ 'cause love |
01:05:29 |
¶ hard to see |
01:05:34 |
¶ love just don't quit ¶ |
01:05:38 |
¶ it's not a box, |
01:05:43 |
¶ give it out |
01:05:55 |
(horn honks) |
01:05:58 |
- Junk! |
01:06:00 |
- Yeah yeah. |
01:06:14 |
Uh, excuse me, Messieurs? |
01:06:17 |
Do you speak-a |
01:06:20 |
I need a-- umbrella. |
01:06:22 |
(all speaking Chinese) |
01:06:26 |
Raining, raining. |
01:06:35 |
(speaks Chinese) |
01:06:50 |
Dude, dude, they have |
01:06:53 |
- Right there. |
01:06:57 |
- You're welcome. |
01:06:58 |
(speaking Chinese) |
01:07:04 |
Hey, 10, 10. |
01:07:08 |
- LIAM: ech. |
01:07:10 |
You should try. |
01:07:11 |
It's so shiny. |
01:07:14 |
No, but it's dessert. |
01:07:16 |
Let's go to McDonald's. |
01:07:19 |
Oh, that stuff will |
01:07:21 |
Somewhere out there |
01:07:24 |
feetless chicken. |
01:07:25 |
- (laughs) |
01:07:27 |
Didn't your mother |
01:07:29 |
play with your food? |
01:07:30 |
I don't know, |
01:07:31 |
Everybody has |
01:07:35 |
You okay? |
01:07:37 |
Yeah, I'm fine, |
01:07:40 |
I don't really |
01:07:43 |
I mean, I have |
01:07:45 |
I don't know |
01:07:47 |
and which ones I created |
01:07:53 |
You don't have to |
01:07:56 |
No it's-- it's good. |
01:08:01 |
What happened? |
01:08:03 |
Well, it was |
01:08:06 |
I was six, |
01:08:08 |
and we were coming |
01:08:11 |
We didn't have |
01:08:13 |
so going out to eat |
01:08:16 |
Um, so I wanted to |
01:08:20 |
And after looking over |
01:08:23 |
I saw that they |
01:08:26 |
And I thought, "whoa, |
01:08:29 |
to go to school on |
01:08:31 |
that I had turtle?" |
01:08:32 |
Mmm. |
01:08:34 |
But on the way |
01:08:36 |
I saw the live turtle |
01:08:40 |
and I started crying. |
01:08:43 |
I could-- |
01:08:44 |
a beautiful animal. |
01:08:45 |
And so I burst |
01:08:49 |
like a knight |
01:08:52 |
I grabbed the turtle |
01:08:56 |
Right? And after my parents |
01:08:59 |
My mom said that I could |
01:09:04 |
as a birthday present. |
01:09:06 |
So it was sitting |
01:09:10 |
and my father |
01:09:12 |
He-- he may have |
01:09:15 |
I'm-- I'm not sure. |
01:09:17 |
But they started |
01:09:19 |
Every time they argue |
01:09:21 |
something's wrong. |
01:09:22 |
Uh... |
01:09:25 |
The rest is a blur. |
01:09:27 |
the car is flipped |
01:09:29 |
of the road, |
01:09:30 |
There's this shard |
01:09:33 |
my mother's neck, |
01:09:35 |
Blood's dripping down |
01:09:40 |
I never did find out what |
01:09:47 |
You want to go |
01:09:49 |
They have |
01:09:51 |
- Of course. |
01:09:52 |
the men's room, |
01:09:53 |
then we can |
01:09:59 |
(film characters |
01:10:08 |
I can't watch this. |
01:10:10 |
Why not? |
01:10:13 |
Because the rock sounds |
01:10:16 |
that's why not. |
01:10:17 |
Who's Richard Simmons? |
01:10:20 |
Never mind. |
01:10:24 |
Who's the rock? |
01:10:29 |
I'm gonna get |
01:10:31 |
I'll be right back. |
01:10:32 |
Okay. |
01:10:41 |
(touchtones) |
01:10:48 |
- (phone ringing) |
01:10:50 |
she's not here right now |
01:10:53 |
I know because I'm her. |
01:10:55 |
(beeps) |
01:11:08 |
(tires screech) |
01:11:10 |
(men speaking |
01:11:14 |
Get in the car! |
01:11:16 |
Did you say "get in the car"? |
01:11:18 |
(speaks Chinese) |
01:11:26 |
Get in the car. |
01:11:28 |
Okay? |
01:11:30 |
Yeah. |
01:11:51 |
You hit me. |
01:11:53 |
Yes, very good. |
01:11:55 |
Very smart. |
01:11:57 |
And people are |
01:12:00 |
American education system. |
01:12:05 |
What do you want? |
01:12:08 |
Where are you from? |
01:12:13 |
Here and there. |
01:12:15 |
I get around. |
01:12:19 |
Where are you from? |
01:12:22 |
I'm from Los Angeles. |
01:12:25 |
California. |
01:12:29 |
It's beautiful there, |
01:12:31 |
- It's okay. |
01:12:34 |
I've never been myself, |
01:12:36 |
But I watch |
01:12:39 |
Like "Charlie's Angels." |
01:12:41 |
You've seen |
01:12:43 |
It's not one |
01:12:47 |
Um, I found the-- |
01:12:50 |
(guffaws) |
01:12:52 |
Who needs plot when |
01:12:55 |
women running around? |
01:12:56 |
Right? |
01:12:58 |
Something doesn't |
01:13:02 |
You see, you have |
01:13:06 |
And the crazy |
01:13:09 |
yet you still feel |
01:13:12 |
and steal our women. |
01:13:14 |
I don't know what |
01:13:17 |
I'm talking about |
01:13:22 |
Lately she's been |
01:13:26 |
Always busy. |
01:13:29 |
Do you know what |
01:13:34 |
I have no idea. |
01:13:38 |
Who do you think |
01:13:41 |
You Americans think you |
01:13:44 |
- I don't think that. |
01:13:46 |
Who discovered America? |
01:13:49 |
Who discovered |
01:13:51 |
- Christopher Columbus? |
01:13:53 |
I forget-- |
01:13:55 |
in school, right? |
01:13:56 |
But I want to find out |
01:13:59 |
A country with already |
01:14:02 |
Where are they now? |
01:14:05 |
They welcomed you |
01:14:07 |
And you killed |
01:14:09 |
I guess we had |
01:14:12 |
Look, I'm Chinese. |
01:14:14 |
My parents |
01:14:16 |
As immigrants. |
01:14:18 |
You will never |
01:14:21 |
You were raised on |
01:14:25 |
You may think |
01:14:28 |
but we have been here |
01:14:31 |
and I am not going to |
01:14:34 |
take what's rightfully mine. |
01:14:36 |
(speaks Chinese) |
01:14:48 |
(grunts) |
01:15:00 |
(birds chirping) |
01:15:15 |
(speaking Chinese) |
01:15:26 |
Hi. You-- you have |
01:15:28 |
A telephone... |
01:15:31 |
I can-- I can use? |
01:15:32 |
(man speaking Chinese) |
01:15:35 |
You-- you have a-- can-- |
01:15:48 |
Hi, you have a phone? |
01:15:51 |
Phone? |
01:15:56 |
Jesus. |
01:15:59 |
Sir, do you have a-- |
01:16:02 |
Hey! |
01:16:04 |
- (speaking Chinese) |
01:16:06 |
Ma'am, ma'am, |
01:16:08 |
Please please please? |
01:16:11 |
(continues talking) |
01:16:12 |
Here, look look look! |
01:16:15 |
- Look, I give you-- |
01:16:17 |
(phone beeps off) |
01:16:18 |
You give me-- |
01:16:20 |
Okay? Can I use that? |
01:16:23 |
Oh-- look! Look! |
01:16:27 |
This is all I have, |
01:16:30 |
Take it. I'll give |
01:16:32 |
I'll give it right back. |
01:16:34 |
Ma'am, please please. |
01:16:38 |
See? Good, happy. |
01:16:40 |
(touchtones) |
01:16:45 |
Thank you. |
01:16:48 |
Micki! |
01:16:56 |
I wanted |
01:16:58 |
I really did, |
01:17:01 |
the most reasonable man. |
01:17:03 |
He gets violent. |
01:17:05 |
Does he beat you? |
01:17:08 |
We are |
01:17:11 |
That's terrific. |
01:17:14 |
Congratulations. |
01:17:16 |
You don't understand. |
01:17:18 |
(speaks Chinese) |
01:17:19 |
A-- a bowl |
01:17:23 |
Won tons! |
01:17:27 |
- (speaks Chinese) |
01:17:29 |
What don't |
01:17:32 |
Do you love him? |
01:17:35 |
It's not about love. |
01:17:37 |
Then what? |
01:17:39 |
I used to work |
01:17:43 |
And about a year ago, |
01:17:47 |
Throwing his money around, |
01:17:49 |
Telling me how beautiful |
01:17:52 |
to take care of me. |
01:17:53 |
So this is |
01:17:59 |
You see, that's why |
01:18:01 |
What don't I understand? |
01:18:04 |
You know, you're what |
01:18:09 |
How many siblings |
01:18:12 |
I don't have any. |
01:18:14 |
I have five, |
01:18:16 |
Three sisters |
01:18:18 |
How much does |
01:18:22 |
I don't know. |
01:18:24 |
Maybe $35,000. |
01:18:26 |
I make $1,200 a year. |
01:18:29 |
My family, |
01:18:32 |
Live in |
01:18:34 |
My father died |
01:18:37 |
leaving my mother |
01:18:39 |
all by herself. |
01:18:39 |
So no, this is not |
01:18:42 |
I'm with Jai Li to ensure |
01:18:47 |
So you're gonna |
01:18:49 |
abusive marriage |
01:18:50 |
For the rest |
01:18:55 |
Trust me, |
01:19:02 |
(speaks Chinese) |
01:19:04 |
Thank you. |
01:19:14 |
- You're hungry. |
01:19:16 |
getting the shit |
01:19:18 |
spending the night |
01:19:20 |
pretty consuming. |
01:19:21 |
But on the upside, |
01:19:24 |
for the week. |
01:19:28 |
Go back to America. |
01:19:34 |
What about you? |
01:19:39 |
I'll be fine. |
01:19:45 |
(speaking Chinese) |
01:19:52 |
(Adelaide laughing) |
01:19:56 |
Have you ever seen |
01:19:59 |
-Nuh-uh. |
01:20:02 |
How old do you |
01:20:04 |
Well, my favorite's |
01:20:08 |
You listen |
01:20:10 |
My mom used to play |
01:20:12 |
when I was little. |
01:20:13 |
She'd sing |
01:20:15 |
You're still little. |
01:20:20 |
(sighs) |
01:20:26 |
What's wrong? |
01:20:30 |
Just miss her, |
01:20:34 |
Just unfair. |
01:20:36 |
I mean how can someone |
01:20:39 |
When they've |
01:20:41 |
I know what you mean. |
01:20:44 |
How? |
01:20:49 |
Um... |
01:20:53 |
I don't know. |
01:20:55 |
I-- I don't, |
01:21:02 |
Do you talk |
01:21:06 |
Every night. |
01:21:08 |
Really? |
01:21:11 |
Yeah, right before |
01:21:17 |
You're a good son. |
01:21:22 |
Ling Ming: |
01:21:24 |
(snaps fingers) |
01:21:28 |
Liam, just sign this, |
01:21:31 |
and then you are |
01:21:39 |
I can't. |
01:21:47 |
(speaks Chinese) |
01:22:01 |
(couple shouting |
01:22:23 |
Okay, this was fun. |
01:22:26 |
Call me the next time |
01:22:28 |
Hey hey! |
01:22:30 |
Can you help me |
01:22:33 |
to someone else? |
01:22:36 |
I-- I cannot |
01:22:38 |
Jeez Louise, if you |
01:22:41 |
learn that when somebody |
01:22:43 |
you don't say |
01:22:45 |
you say "fuck yeah!" |
01:22:45 |
Go ahead, try it. |
01:22:49 |
- Okay. Fuck yeah. |
01:22:52 |
- (laughs) |
01:22:54 |
we'll work on that. |
01:22:56 |
No one has ever done anything |
01:22:58 |
All I know is |
01:23:01 |
you're gonna regret it. |
01:23:03 |
maybe not tomorrow, |
01:23:06 |
and for the rest |
01:23:09 |
Oh. |
01:23:12 |
Can you do me a favor, |
01:23:15 |
Um, before you kick me |
01:23:17 |
Anything. |
01:23:20 |
Can you read one |
01:23:23 |
Of course. |
01:23:30 |
This is |
01:23:32 |
"My... |
01:23:36 |
I have missed you |
01:23:39 |
and I regret that |
01:23:43 |
during this |
01:23:45 |
I hope that my mother |
01:23:49 |
because she is |
01:23:52 |
to become |
01:23:56 |
I am working hard |
01:24:00 |
to save enough money |
01:24:06 |
I hope to |
01:24:11 |
so that we can go |
01:24:18 |
I want our son |
01:24:20 |
so he can become President |
01:24:26 |
Please know |
01:24:28 |
you will always |
01:24:30 |
Liu Yi." |
01:24:38 |
Wow. |
01:24:40 |
Yeah, I'll say. |
01:24:45 |
Thanks. |
01:25:11 |
Thank you. |
01:25:15 |
Thank you |
01:25:37 |
Hey. |
01:26:13 |
Dad? |
01:26:20 |
Dad? |
01:26:29 |
Dad? |
01:26:40 |
- Dad? |
01:26:42 |
Hey. |
01:27:23 |
(crying) |
01:27:35 |
I loved her. |
01:27:38 |
I know. |
01:27:45 |
I'm sorry. |
01:27:50 |
You forgive me? |
01:27:53 |
You look skinny. |
01:27:56 |
I-I-I take you |
01:27:58 |
I'll take you to lunch. |
01:28:02 |
I'm peddling cappuccinos |
01:28:10 |
(laughs) |
01:28:15 |
My son... |
01:28:17 |
I cannot believe it. |
01:28:21 |
- Working for the man? |
01:28:23 |
Like the kids want |
01:28:25 |
Nobody says that, Dad. |
01:28:29 |
Sure. You've been |
01:28:31 |
That hippie down the street, |
01:28:38 |
(laughs) |
01:28:40 |
One at a time. |
01:28:45 |
(mexican music |
01:28:49 |
Damn, I missed |
01:28:54 |
What about this girl? |
01:28:56 |
Over there, |
01:28:58 |
Like a 7.6, 7.7? |
01:29:03 |
- What do you think? |
01:29:05 |
Okay? |
01:29:07 |
What, you don't want |
01:29:09 |
Joe, you ever think |
01:29:11 |
a numerical value |
01:29:12 |
between one and 10 |
01:29:15 |
based on artificial |
01:29:17 |
that's kind of |
01:29:19 |
Look, if you don't think |
01:29:22 |
don't think she's cute. |
01:29:23 |
You know what I think? |
01:29:25 |
I think I made |
01:29:28 |
Liam... |
01:29:30 |
You can come up with a list |
01:29:33 |
that-- that you think |
01:29:35 |
another person, |
01:29:36 |
but in the end, |
01:29:38 |
what it wants. |
01:29:39 |
You spend your entire |
01:29:41 |
I mean, god, you just-- |
01:29:45 |
Yeah, I'm sort of going |
01:29:48 |
- Sorry. |
01:29:50 |
You could ramble on |
01:29:53 |
for the rest of the day, |
01:29:55 |
Or... |
01:29:58 |
Or... You could call her. |
01:30:02 |
You know, no. |
01:30:05 |
I'm gonna go over there. |
01:30:07 |
- I got it, |
01:30:08 |
Thanks. |
01:30:09 |
How you gonna get there? |
01:30:12 |
I'll-- I'll walk. |
01:30:13 |
I'll fly over there. |
01:30:15 |
All right, |
01:30:17 |
Come on, |
01:30:23 |
(whispering) |
01:30:38 |
Hi. |
01:30:40 |
Hi. |
01:30:42 |
¶ I made |
01:30:45 |
¶ and I'm trying to |
01:30:47 |
¶ I've chalked them |
01:30:49 |
¶ and I've stored them |
01:30:52 |
¶ I've gotten |
01:30:54 |
¶ of running |
01:30:56 |
¶ when the situation ¶ |
01:30:59 |
¶ gets out of my hands ¶ |
01:31:04 |
¶ sometimes you've got to |
01:31:08 |
¶ let the ace of spades |
01:31:12 |
¶ drop the masquerade |
01:31:16 |
¶ and give it |
01:31:21 |
¶ we had a conversation ¶ |
01:31:23 |
¶ it was more |
01:31:26 |
¶ we had a destination, |
01:31:30 |
¶ is it my imagination |
01:31:34 |
¶ trying not to face that ¶ |
01:31:37 |
¶ slipping away ¶ |
01:31:42 |
¶ sometimes you've got |
01:31:46 |
¶ let the ace of spades |
01:31:50 |
¶ drop the masquerade |
01:31:54 |
- ¶ and give it all away... ¶ |
01:32:07 |
What are you doing here? |
01:32:10 |
I came to see you, |
01:32:12 |
and I know I'm probably |
01:32:16 |
to see right now, |
01:32:17 |
and I wouldn't blame you |
01:32:19 |
in my face. |
01:32:19 |
I mean, I deserve... |
01:32:21 |
to get the door slammed. |
01:32:25 |
MAN: |
01:32:28 |
Just... chinese. |
01:32:31 |
Great. |
01:32:34 |
- Go to Paris. |
01:32:36 |
I want you to go to Paris. |
01:32:39 |
I want you to do what |
01:32:42 |
When I was in Shanghai, |
01:32:45 |
I mean, |
01:32:47 |
And the movies |
01:32:49 |
but I realized |
01:32:53 |
I mean, you have |
01:32:55 |
You can sing to the world, |
01:32:57 |
like you needed me. |
01:32:58 |
You don't, |
01:33:00 |
I'm the one |
01:33:03 |
And I was scared-- |
01:33:06 |
Scared of you growing up, |
01:33:08 |
one morning |
01:33:09 |
and realizing that |
01:33:10 |
scared of you going |
01:33:12 |
and seeing a whole world |
01:33:14 |
But I'm not scared |
01:33:17 |
And I love you enough |
01:33:22 |
I mean, you dump me |
01:33:24 |
and then you have |
01:33:27 |
in Shanghai, and now |
01:33:29 |
basically giving me |
01:33:33 |
And by the way-- |
01:33:37 |
I'm already |
01:33:40 |
You are? |
01:33:42 |
Next week. |
01:33:45 |
Great. |
01:33:47 |
Perfect. |
01:33:49 |
That-- that's what |
01:33:51 |
Um... |
01:33:54 |
You're gonna-- |
01:33:56 |
you're gonna meet |
01:33:59 |
And if you run |
01:34:03 |
tell him that I loved him |
01:34:08 |
Why do you make it |
01:34:14 |
God, I'm starving, so... |
01:34:18 |
you need |
01:34:19 |
ADELAIDE: |
01:34:21 |
Oh, okay. |
01:34:23 |
So, where's the food? |
01:34:25 |
I-- oh, I left it. |
01:34:31 |
So... |
01:34:35 |
Is this goodbye? |
01:34:37 |
More like |
01:34:45 |
Okay. |
01:34:51 |
I-- I'll just... |
01:34:58 |
That was weird. |
01:35:01 |
Yeah. |
01:35:08 |
You read the copy? |
01:35:09 |
LIAM: |
01:35:11 |
Woman: |
01:35:13 |
you're ready then. |
01:35:14 |
- LIAM: just looking... |
01:35:19 |
Do you have |
01:35:22 |
It's just... lately |
01:35:26 |
I've been feeling |
01:35:29 |
around in my genital area, |
01:35:31 |
and... |
01:35:34 |
"how-- how did |
01:35:36 |
I ask myself. |
01:35:37 |
Was it that-- that girl |
01:35:41 |
I knew she |
01:35:45 |
But will I ever be able |
01:35:48 |
Will anyone love me? |
01:35:51 |
Am I supposed to spend |
01:35:55 |
because of one |
01:35:58 |
This is what I felt |
01:36:00 |
before I tried Provium. |
01:36:02 |
Provium daily |
01:36:04 |
can help reduce |
01:36:07 |
Make the most |
01:36:11 |
Ask your doctor |
01:36:16 |
Wow, that was amazing. |
01:36:20 |
You know, I really |
01:36:23 |
genital herpes. |
01:36:24 |
Do you? |
01:36:26 |
Uh, no. |
01:36:34 |
Well, I don't think |
01:36:38 |
(giggling) |
01:37:16 |
Oh, sorry. |
01:37:24 |
I'll miss you. |
01:37:50 |
(whispering) |
01:37:51 |
So stupid. |
01:38:12 |
God damn it! |
01:38:14 |
So stupid. |
01:38:16 |
Hey! |
01:38:20 |
Either you came to |
01:38:23 |
a mail-order bride. |
01:38:25 |
I saw you |
01:38:27 |
He's one of |
01:38:30 |
as gay as a pineapple. |
01:38:32 |
You still remember me? |
01:38:35 |
Bunny, you're |
01:38:43 |
How'd you know |
01:38:45 |
I called your dad. |
01:38:47 |
God, you're like obsessed |
01:38:49 |
I'm more than obsessed. |
01:38:53 |
Daffy like the duck? |
01:38:57 |
Daffy like a duck. |
01:39:02 |
Uh... Oh, these are-- |
01:39:08 |
Thanks. |
01:39:12 |
So you think |
01:39:15 |
Anything's possible. |
01:39:17 |
It's the beauty |
01:39:20 |
¶ moonlight's |
01:39:25 |
¶ and I chose |
01:39:31 |
¶ shining like |
01:39:35 |
¶ sitting close |
01:39:41 |
¶ swinging on |
01:39:46 |
¶ far above |
01:39:50 |
¶ all I need ¶ |
01:39:54 |
¶ is love spinning round |
01:39:58 |
¶ take me and bring me |
01:40:03 |
¶ I see everything |
01:40:08 |
¶ it's love and only love |
01:40:15 |
¶ fires burn |
01:40:20 |
¶ warming me |
01:40:26 |
¶ open doors |
01:40:30 |
¶ only time knows |
01:40:36 |
¶ everything |
01:40:40 |
¶ standing there |
01:40:45 |
¶ all I see ¶ |
01:40:48 |
¶ is love spinning |
01:40:53 |
¶ take me and bring me |
01:40:58 |
¶ I see everything |
01:41:03 |
¶ it's love and only love ¶ |
01:41:06 |
¶ can bring us home ¶ |
01:41:16 |
¶ only love, |
01:41:28 |
¶ love spinning round |
01:41:33 |
¶ take me and bring me |
01:41:38 |
¶ I see everything |
01:41:43 |
¶ it's love and only love |
01:42:06 |
(classical music playing) |
01:43:44 |
(Chinese music playing) |
01:44:20 |
(choir vocalizing) |
01:44:54 |
(classical music playing) |
01:45:07 |
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