Shanghai Knights

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00:04:12 Boxers!
00:05:00 Not one step further.
00:05:03 The keeper
00:05:06 Just the man l was looking for.
00:05:11 A woman .
00:05:13 You Chinese are
00:05:52 A gift from an old friend .
00:05:55 Wu Chow.
00:05:58 He wanted me to send
00:06:05 Father!
00:06:53 [ Gasps ]
00:07:00 Father.
00:07:02 The seal .
00:07:08 l promise.
00:07:10 Give this. . .to your brother.
00:07:43 [ Chuckles ]
00:07:45 What are you reading?
00:07:48 Oh .
00:07:51 lt's incredible.
00:07:53 Roy's just taken out
00:07:55 of zombie confederate soldiers,
00:07:58 That's impossible.
00:08:00 Oh , no, it's not.
00:08:01 Roy figured out
00:08:04 and then ricocheted a bullet
00:08:07 Nailed each zombie
00:08:09 What about the Shanghai Kid?
00:08:11 He was captured
00:08:13 while he was polishing
00:08:15 Don't you worry.
00:08:16 Roy's about to save him from
00:08:19 Those stories are all lies.
00:08:22 No. See?
00:08:23 lt says right here
00:08:24 ''Author Sage McCallister bases
00:08:28 on firsthand accounts.''
00:08:32 [ Horse whinnying ]
00:08:51 Sorry, sheriff.
00:08:58 Every day you meet
00:09:00 Every day it's the same story.
00:09:03 She's not coming back.
00:09:05 Pei Pei's married to her work
00:09:08 Modern woman .
00:09:09 Sheriff, you got a parcel .
00:09:13 Hey, maybe it's from her!
00:09:15 No. lt's from my sister
00:10:07 [ Horse neighs ]
00:10:08 l know.
00:10:14 l know.
00:10:16 Stay here and be a good horsey
00:10:24 Uh , sheriff,
00:10:28 lsn't China kind of west
00:10:31 l'm not going to China.
00:10:34 Roy invested my money.
00:10:35 ls it true that he lives in a
00:10:39 surrounded by dozens
00:10:40 at his every beck and call?
00:10:42 That's the old Roy.
00:10:44 He's married , settled down .
00:10:46 Trust me, he's changed .
00:10:49 [ Women laughing ]
00:10:50 So there we were.
00:10:53 He didn't have to tell me
00:10:56 So l send the Shanghai Kid
00:10:59 Poor Shanghai Kid .
00:11:02 He forgot to thank me
00:11:05 l'm used to that.
00:11:06 Now, l returned to the front,
00:11:10 and l burst out of the mission .
00:11:12 Pearl handles blazing .
00:11:16 And not a single bullet
00:11:19 -No!
00:11:21 What happened
00:11:23 Well , we divided it up.
00:11:24 l insisted on giving my share
00:11:27 The savages?
00:11:30 Please don't ever call
00:11:33 lf being proud of your body
00:11:35 and wanting to ride around naked
00:11:37 then , by God ,
00:11:52 [ Slurping , laughing ]
00:11:55 And that is what you call
00:11:57 You are so sophisticated ,
00:12:02 Whoo!
00:12:03 Who's up for some more bubbly?
00:12:09 [ Fingers tapping rhythmically ]
00:12:18 Reach for the sky, Roy.
00:12:21 Say that again .
00:12:22 Reach for the sky, Roy.
00:12:25 Chon Wang !
00:12:27 You sly son of a gun !
00:12:29 -Look at you !
00:12:31 -What brings you to New York?
00:12:34 Refresh my memory.
00:12:37 The emperor's gold .
00:12:39 Okay, now, that gold is in
00:12:41 what the Wall Street pros call
00:12:44 We can't touch it
00:12:46 l need it tonight.
00:12:47 You just got here.
00:12:49 No. l don't have time.
00:12:50 -You just got to the big city.
00:12:58 Chon , l'm . . .
00:12:59 You need the money to get back
00:13:01 No. l must go to England .
00:13:05 Your father died in England?
00:13:06 China. My sister followed
00:13:09 Wait. Murderer.
00:13:13 Let me see if l can get
00:13:15 You have a sister? You never
00:13:18 ls she pretty or does she look
00:13:20 Roy, l need my money!
00:13:23 l don't like
00:13:25 You think after all we've been
00:13:28 l'm doing pretty well
00:13:30 Yeah .
00:13:32 -l'm sorry, Roy.
00:13:35 You're going through
00:13:37 You got to be more trusting
00:13:39 Look at me.
00:13:41 The couple at table 5
00:13:47 Do you work here?
00:13:49 No, l don't work here.
00:13:50 lt looks like these guys
00:13:52 Roy, here's your cut
00:14:00 lt's the craziest thing .
00:14:01 l guess because
00:14:04 they're mistaking me
00:14:06 -lt's embarrassing .
00:14:10 -Not all of it.
00:14:12 l have one word for you .
00:14:16 l need my money now!
00:14:17 -Easy, easy.
00:14:21 Will you do anything
00:14:23 Yes.
00:14:25 Okay.
00:14:26 Go to the room .
00:14:28 Your old pal Roy's got a plan .
00:14:30 Go! Come on !
00:14:48 Howdy, big boy.
00:15:01 What?
00:15:02 There's a woman in there!
00:15:05 Of course she does.
00:15:06 l told her the Great Wall
00:15:09 coming out of China.
00:15:10 -Why did you say that?
00:15:12 l will not sleep with women
00:15:14 Why?
00:15:15 l'm gonna sleep with her
00:15:18 Chon , just go in there
00:15:21 and think about your sister
00:15:23 -What?
00:15:25 -Duty calls.
00:15:32 Good evening , Mr. Mayor.
00:15:34 Where are they?
00:15:35 Who?
00:15:37 [ Grunts ]
00:15:38 My daughters.
00:15:39 1 0th floor.
00:15:46 [ Ringing ]
00:15:48 Roy?
00:15:50 Roy!
00:15:52 l got to check on something .
00:15:57 Chon , new plan .
00:15:58 -Chon , what are you doing?!
00:16:00 l'm fixing her back.
00:16:02 Put her down ,
00:16:04 [ Both grunt ]
00:16:07 Hey, Chon , come on !
00:16:10 -Bye-bye.
00:16:11 Come on !
00:16:13 [ Sighs deeply ]
00:16:14 l don't understand .
00:16:17 l don't have time to explain .
00:16:18 All you have to know is there
00:16:21 but l'm in the right.
00:16:22 -Roy.
00:16:27 Okay, look.
00:16:28 l'm in a transitional phase
00:16:31 -But. . .
00:16:34 You want to know the truth?
00:16:36 l'm a little lost right now.
00:16:38 l see you .
00:16:40 But look at me.
00:16:44 Where's the future in that?
00:16:51 So what's the plan?
00:16:53 You were always
00:16:55 The plan .
00:16:57 The plan?
00:16:58 The plan , l think,
00:17:01 Raise a lot of children
00:17:03 No, Roy.
00:17:06 Okay, the plan .
00:17:11 [ Bell dings ]
00:17:17 [ Whistles, gasps ]
00:17:19 -Cops! Cops!
00:17:21 No, no.
00:17:23 These are dirty cops.
00:17:26 Now, if they stop us, remember,
00:17:31 Who are you?
00:17:32 l'm your friend Smoky Desperado
00:17:36 And who am l?
00:17:37 You . You're Benihana.
00:17:39 -Benihana.
00:17:41 You teach crippled children yoga
00:17:45 -You go first.
00:17:48 Because you blend in , okay?
00:17:51 Now, go!
00:17:55 Benihana.
00:18:13 Hey! Hey!
00:18:23 Ooh .
00:19:17 Psst! Chon !
00:19:20 Come on .
00:19:26 You !
00:19:27 Chon , l found our ticket
00:19:31 RO Y:
00:19:33 Looks like old Roy
00:19:35 Just like old times, Chon .
00:19:37 MAN :
00:19:39 -Over to the alley!
00:19:45 Yeah , just like old times.
00:19:48 Will you forget about the gold
00:19:50 You're gonna have more money
00:19:51 when that first zeppelin
00:19:53 Why do l always believe you?
00:19:56 What do you mean?
00:19:58 You're lucky l didn't invest
00:20:00 in that ridiculous
00:20:03 Yeah , that's gonna make
00:20:28 [ Whimpering ]
00:20:30 What's that?
00:20:31 Doghouse.
00:20:35 Oh , come on , Chon .
00:20:37 Look, l'm sorry l lied .
00:20:39 l just didn't want to
00:20:43 That's exactly what l mean .
00:20:45 l can't take that look.
00:20:46 l learned it from my father.
00:20:49 That's how he used to look
00:20:52 What did your dad do?
00:20:55 No.
00:20:56 Much more important.
00:20:59 He was the keeper
00:21:02 That's what l love
00:21:03 Everybody's job description
00:21:06 The seal has been symbol
00:21:09 since Genghis Khan .
00:21:11 lt has been passed down
00:21:14 My family have been watching
00:21:17 1 2 generations?
00:21:20 My father and l used to
00:21:23 and talk about a day
00:21:29 l was his only son .
00:21:32 lf l'd have been there,
00:21:36 lt's not your fault.
00:21:41 What's with that little box?
00:21:44 My sister sent it to me
00:21:48 -There's a message inside.
00:21:51 lt's a puzzle box.
00:21:54 What do you mean?
00:21:55 Get a hammer and smash it open
00:21:57 l must have patience.
00:22:00 By the time
00:22:02 l will be ready to read
00:22:03 Come on , Confucius.
00:22:05 That's the corniest thing
00:22:10 Let me see this.
00:22:15 You know what?
00:22:17 We're gonna go to England .
00:22:19 We're gonna find
00:22:20 We're gonna get
00:22:22 There's no reward
00:22:23 Who said anything
00:22:24 l'm talking about friendship,
00:22:28 Okay?
00:22:31 Thank you , Roy.
00:22:35 And l hear England is ass soup.
00:22:37 A lot of pretty girls there.
00:22:49 [ Gavel bangs ]
00:22:51 First order of business,
00:22:54 is a report from our esteemed
00:22:58 who recently returned from
00:23:14 Fellow Lords. . .
00:23:16 l'm afraid l bring disturbing
00:23:20 The opium wars
00:23:23 The emperor's enemies
00:23:25 The most vicious
00:23:28 A godless band of rebels
00:23:33 China is not well .
00:23:36 [ Murmuring ]
00:23:37 l have brought back an envoy
00:23:41 into the inscrutable mind
00:23:45 [ Tiger growling ]
00:23:47 [ Murmuring ]
00:23:48 ls he mad?
00:23:51 Given to Her Majesty
00:23:54 in recognition of her
00:23:58 [ Growling ]
00:24:00 Outrageousness!
00:24:03 Long live the queen .
00:24:04 [ Growling ]
00:24:15 || EngIand swings
00:24:18 || Bobbies on bicycIes,
00:24:22 || Westminster Abbey,
00:24:25 || The rosy red cheeks
00:24:28 BO Y: Jack the Ripper
00:24:30 Extra! Extra!
00:24:33 Howdy, partner.
00:24:35 The English are not
00:24:38 They're just sore losers.
00:24:40 What did they lose?
00:24:42 A little thing called
00:24:45 Never heard of it.
00:24:46 l'll give you the highlights.
00:24:48 They came over
00:24:50 We had a bunch of farmers
00:24:52 and beat 'em like a drum .
00:24:57 Hey! l'm walking here!
00:24:59 You're driving on the wrong side
00:25:03 Bunch of amateurs.
00:25:06 Hello, ladies.
00:25:08 [ Women laughing ]
00:25:12 Look at you .
00:25:13 What? l'm not supposed to
00:25:15 l thought you wanted to
00:25:18 l do, Chon .
00:25:21 Why not?
00:25:22 Sometimes l worry that
00:25:26 l did out in the West,
00:25:27 bouncing up and down on the
00:25:32 so my salmon don't swim upstream
00:25:36 What?
00:25:37 l might be shooting blanks.
00:25:40 Oh .
00:25:41 Don't say anything .
00:25:45 Roy, it's okay.
00:25:48 Some people are not meant
00:25:50 l've always had such a special
00:25:53 The little ankle biters.
00:25:55 Hey, watch it,
00:25:57 Pardon me, guv.
00:26:02 You gents lost your way?
00:26:04 Yeah . We're looking
00:26:07 She's staying
00:26:10 l know it well , guv.
00:26:13 Can you show us the way?
00:26:16 Well , memory's
00:26:20 But l'm sure for a bob
00:26:23 What do you take us for?
00:26:26 Go sell your bullshit
00:26:28 We're not buying .
00:26:30 Thanks for the tip, guv.
00:26:31 Hey! l stole that watch
00:26:34 What?
00:26:55 This way.
00:27:00 Come here,
00:27:03 What did l tell you about
00:27:06 l'm on the straight
00:27:13 What's this, then?
00:27:15 After l'm through
00:27:17 you're gonna wish you never
00:27:20 CHON :
00:27:22 Bloody tourists!
00:27:25 Do whatever you want
00:27:27 but that's my watch .
00:27:29 Well , there's a load of us
00:27:34 So piss off!
00:27:36 Easy, fellas.
00:27:38 Don't make
00:27:51 [ Whistles ]
00:27:56 Come on !
00:28:04 Hey!
00:28:11 MAN : There he is!
00:28:12 We've got him now.
00:28:38 Boys, boys, wait, wait!
00:28:50 MAN : Come on ! Get him !
00:28:52 Up the bloody ladder!
00:29:15 [ Gasps ]
00:29:24 Hey! Hey!
00:29:28 WOMAN :
00:29:37 Hey.
00:29:39 Ah !
00:30:04 Come here, you !
00:30:38 Cool .
00:30:59 Move it!
00:31:05 [ ''Singing in the Rain'' plays ]
00:31:39 You !
00:31:53 Did you see that?
00:31:55 lt's okay.
00:31:57 Okay?!
00:31:58 l call that one
00:32:00 l clotheslined the sucker.
00:32:02 [ Whistle blows ]
00:32:04 MAN :
00:32:05 Clear away!
00:32:07 Make way!
00:32:21 l think you gentlemen should
00:32:25 This isn't a yard !
00:32:28 Roy, calm down .
00:32:31 Unbelievable.
00:32:36 Wait!
00:32:37 -Let me handle this.
00:32:39 The English aren't like you .
00:32:41 They don't get all emotional .
00:32:43 Do me a favor.
00:32:44 Park the kung fu .
00:32:48 Come here.
00:32:52 Ooh ! [ Laughs ]
00:32:54 l've been after that
00:32:58 Then you two come along
00:33:00 in a single afternoon .
00:33:02 Now, um . . .
00:33:03 Oh , that's my watch !
00:33:05 Yes. A street urchin
00:33:07 The little punk better not
00:33:09 -l hope your luck picks up.
00:33:12 l deduced from your watch
00:33:15 He has.
00:33:17 lt's an investigative technique
00:33:19 l can deduce intimate details
00:33:23 through a close scrutiny
00:33:26 What else can you tell?
00:33:30 The owner of this watch
00:33:34 and a lousy shot.
00:33:36 Although he's cheated death
00:33:38 he spends most of his life
00:33:42 and futile search
00:33:46 Oh , yes.
00:33:47 He has a penchant
00:33:52 Wow. That's amazing .
00:33:54 l'm sure it's a very popular
00:33:56 at birthdays
00:33:58 but it doesn't quite play
00:34:01 Just to set
00:34:03 Roy O'Bannon is not attracted
00:34:05 Loose women
00:34:07 -You're Roy O'Bannon?
00:34:09 The famous Western folk hero?
00:34:11 Have you heard of me?
00:34:13 Have l heard of you?
00:34:14 l've only read ''Roy O'Bannon
00:34:17 lt's fascinating .
00:34:19 l want you to meet
00:34:21 Oh , yes.
00:34:22 The faithful Chinese sidekick.
00:34:24 l'm not a sidekick.
00:34:28 Come on , don't be bitter.
00:34:30 l can't help what
00:34:32 lf there's anything l can do,
00:34:36 We're looking for my sister.
00:34:39 Can you take us there?
00:34:42 Oh , dear.
00:34:44 l think you'd better come
00:35:13 Lin .
00:35:16 Wang .
00:35:23 lf you don't mind ,
00:35:29 [ Clears throat ]
00:35:31 Oh . This is Lin ,
00:35:37 Roy O'Bannon .
00:35:40 Pleasure.
00:35:42 You never told me your sister
00:35:45 beautiful lotus blossom .
00:35:54 What'd she say?
00:35:56 No, no, no.
00:35:57 No talking about me
00:36:00 Why are you in jail?
00:36:01 l followed the man
00:36:03 And?
00:36:05 l found out where he live.
00:36:06 l snuck inside his house
00:36:09 lt's my duty to find
00:36:11 No, it is mine!
00:36:14 But l'm his only son .
00:36:15 When you abandoned us
00:36:18 Father said he had no son .
00:36:20 What?
00:36:23 Whoa. Time out.
00:36:25 Time out. Come here.
00:36:27 The detective's a fan .
00:36:28 Why don't l play
00:36:30 We'll get her out that way.
00:36:32 -Okay?
00:36:37 Don't worry.
00:36:45 Everything's gonna be okay.
00:36:46 ln fact, l'm gonna give you
00:36:52 Just ignore the naked ladies.
00:36:55 Wang !
00:36:56 Have you opened Father's box?
00:37:00 Not yet.
00:37:08 She tried to assassinate
00:37:11 whilst he was taking
00:37:14 He's 1 0th in line
00:37:16 Her Majesty's
00:37:18 and the finest swordsman
00:37:23 So, of course,
00:37:25 The story actually knocked Jack
00:37:28 Artie, Lin is not a killer.
00:37:30 She's just a really,
00:37:33 confused Chinese girl .
00:37:35 Maybe if l agreed to sign
00:37:38 and talk to some of my fans
00:37:40 do some type of charity event,
00:37:44 l'm afraid
00:37:46 What will happen
00:37:48 She'll go to trial ,
00:37:50 in an institution
00:37:53 The tabloids have already
00:37:56 l thought it was rather catchy.
00:38:00 At the time.
00:38:17 [ Exhales sharply ]
00:38:19 Do you have any notion
00:38:21 if we were to be seen
00:38:22 Since your return , l have yet to
00:38:26 l'm hosting a jubilee ball
00:38:29 Be at the stables
00:38:32 As requested ,
00:38:43 This is where you get out.
00:38:49 l hope there will be
00:38:51 when l'm emperor
00:39:02 Wow. Buckingham Palace.
00:39:05 That's where the queen lives.
00:39:09 Hey, look at this guy.
00:39:11 CHON : He's a royal guard .
00:39:14 l used to be just like him .
00:39:15 No, they're nothing like you .
00:39:17 They're a tourist attraction .
00:39:18 You can make faces at them ,
00:39:20 and they can't move a muscle.
00:39:22 -Here. Watch this.
00:39:23 No, it's okay.
00:39:25 Hey, buddy,
00:39:27 [ Whistling ]
00:39:30 That is the biggest damn beaver
00:39:35 Roy, stop it.
00:39:36 The queen !
00:39:37 Look! The queen !
00:39:38 She's mooning us!
00:39:41 He almost went for that.
00:39:43 My friend and l just came over
00:39:45 You might have heard of it.
00:39:48 Come on , you gonna take that
00:39:51 Roy, stop it.
00:39:52 l bet you are one hell
00:39:55 No hard feelings.
00:39:57 Huh?
00:40:01 RO Y:
00:40:03 You're not allowed to do that!
00:40:04 Shouldn't have touched him .
00:40:06 You scram , you little punk.
00:40:08 l've got friends
00:40:09 l'll give you up
00:40:11 You get your watch back?
00:40:12 Don't worry about my watch .
00:40:15 lt's a knockoff.
00:40:16 What are you talking about?
00:40:18 My uncle stole this watch
00:40:20 lt's a priceless
00:40:22 Not according
00:40:25 You should not steal .
00:40:26 lf l don't steal ,
00:40:28 Who showed you how to do
00:40:32 My father.
00:40:34 Have you ever heard of those?
00:40:37 You don't 'cause you're
00:40:39 Now, go on .
00:40:43 [ Thunder rumbles ]
00:40:45 Oh , this country blows.
00:40:47 You need a place to stay?
00:40:54 Come on in
00:40:56 RO Y: [ Whistles ] You can
00:40:59 breaking into
00:41:01 That being said , well done.
00:41:08 You just ate
00:41:10 Course l did .
00:41:11 You gotta look out
00:41:14 l could really
00:41:16 Living the life
00:41:18 Maybe doing
00:41:20 Let Lin play in the garden
00:41:23 Vera, Chuck, and Dave.
00:41:26 Who's Lin?
00:41:27 Lin's the most beautiful woman
00:41:31 She's gonna be the savior
00:41:34 Chon , check out the threads.
00:41:37 All l'm missing is the
00:41:40 We are wasting time.
00:41:43 What do you think
00:41:44 Sitting here drinking
00:41:46 Refill .
00:41:47 l've been working on a plan .
00:41:49 Now -- Whoa.
00:41:54 -lt messes with the bouquet.
00:41:56 l'm trying to teach you
00:41:58 Help get you off the street.
00:42:00 -Bartenders make big bucks.
00:42:02 The plan .
00:42:04 Thank you , Chon .
00:42:05 lf we find the seal . . .
00:42:08 we can prove Rathbone
00:42:13 lt's the old Hail Mary play.
00:42:16 l also have a version
00:42:20 Hey!
00:42:21 Bloody catapult.
00:42:23 -You don't need a catapult!
00:42:26 You don't interrupt grown-ups
00:42:28 ''Lord Nelson Rathbone requests
00:42:31 at the jubilee ball
00:42:32 in honor of Her Majesty's
00:42:36 Sounds good .
00:42:37 lt doesn't address security.
00:42:39 They're not gonna let
00:42:41 waltz into the castle.
00:42:43 All you need is
00:42:47 l do like a good disguise.
00:43:14 l look like a fool .
00:43:15 What?! You're a maharaja.
00:43:18 -But l'm Chinese.
00:43:22 Bob your head a little bit.
00:43:24 Gives you more
00:43:27 That's good .
00:43:30 Good show, good show.
00:43:31 -Cheerio, cheerio.
00:43:34 What do we do
00:43:35 Kill him .
00:43:36 No, okay? No!
00:43:38 You're gonna be civil ,
00:43:41 No seal . No Lin .
00:43:46 Be cool .
00:43:49 Let's enjoy this party.
00:43:53 -Whoa. What are you doing?
00:43:56 -The place is haunted .
00:43:58 You get back at the carriage.
00:44:00 You wait in case we need
00:44:02 Go on .
00:44:03 You don't always get
00:44:05 Why are you so mean
00:44:07 l see a lot of myself
00:44:10 lt's kind of freaking me out.
00:44:13 [ Exhales deeply ]
00:44:23 Your name, please, sir.
00:44:26 So l can announce you .
00:44:38 Sherlock. . .Holmes.
00:44:42 Sherlock Holmes.
00:44:45 Which province do you represent,
00:44:51 Nevada.
00:45:13 May l present
00:45:17 and His Highness,
00:45:34 How are the security
00:45:38 Oh , everything seems to be
00:45:41 And if l may say so. . .
00:45:42 it is an honor to guard
00:45:45 l speak for all of us
00:45:47 when l say that no matter how
00:45:50 you'll always be number one
00:45:59 Okay, here's the plan .
00:46:01 We're gonna get
00:46:02 Then we're gonna
00:46:04 -Start looking for that seal .
00:46:06 -Spotted Dick, sir?
00:46:09 Spotted Dick.
00:46:13 Can you believe this guy?
00:46:14 l'm trying to get
00:46:15 He's asking me
00:46:17 l think
00:46:21 Oh . Spotted Dick.
00:46:23 Oh , no.
00:46:25 l'm not really
00:46:26 Perhaps my friend might like
00:46:30 [ Laughs ]
00:46:32 l might try
00:46:34 A little smoky Joe.
00:46:38 Mmm ! This is good !
00:46:40 l thought the food here
00:46:43 The haggis is fresh
00:46:45 lt's made from
00:46:52 l'm gonna get some whiskey
00:47:00 You should try the quail .
00:47:04 l shot them myself
00:47:07 How do you do, Your Lordship?
00:47:09 Very well , thank you .
00:47:12 l'm not acquainted
00:47:19 But l haven't been to lndia
00:47:21 l spent most of my time
00:47:24 l hear you've just returned
00:47:27 You are well-informed ,
00:47:30 lt is my dream
00:47:32 will follow lndia's example and
00:47:36 The Chinese are very proud .
00:47:37 They place family and honor
00:47:41 Well , l'm sure
00:47:48 lf you'll excuse me,
00:47:51 Until we meet again .
00:47:58 Patience.
00:48:01 We must find the seal .
00:48:06 What do you see?
00:48:08 Shh , shh , shh !
00:48:13 He just pulled a fancy
00:48:17 That was my father's!
00:48:18 l must avenge his honor.
00:48:20 Hey, slow down , tiger.
00:48:22 Quit going all Chinese on me.
00:48:29 Where is he?
00:48:30 Damn it. Remember
00:48:34 Okay, there are no windows.
00:48:36 We just came in
00:48:38 That leaves one explanation .
00:48:40 Remember in ''Roy O'Bannon
00:48:42 how the zombie king got away
00:48:43 when l chased him
00:48:45 There's a secret passageway
00:48:48 There's gotta be a lever
00:48:51 Help me lift some stuff up.
00:49:07 Roy!
00:49:08 The painting .
00:49:10 -Look!
00:49:12 Looks like it's looking at me.
00:49:14 No, real eyes.
00:49:16 That kid got to you ,
00:49:19 Unbelievable!
00:49:21 That's a technique
00:49:23 ''Ubiquitous gaze'' or ''pursuant
00:49:26 lt's unnerving , though .
00:49:33 Roy.
00:49:37 Whatever you say, Chon .
00:49:44 Let's see what you got here,
00:49:52 Roy!
00:49:56 What, Chon?
00:50:06 Wow.
00:50:34 Mm-mmm !
00:50:37 Roy!
00:50:38 l can't hear myself think
00:50:44 Chon?
00:50:47 Chon? Chon?
00:50:51 This is ridiculous.
00:50:52 lf you want to act
00:50:55 then find someone else. . .
00:50:57 'cause l take
00:50:58 l'm here to work.
00:51:03 Chon?
00:51:06 Okay, Chon .
00:51:07 Okay, you little
00:51:10 Let's play.
00:51:14 Ha!
00:51:27 Chon , demons!
00:51:47 She's gonna fight
00:51:50 Come on .
00:51:54 What? What are you doing?
00:51:57 lt's kinky.
00:52:06 Wow! Look at this.
00:53:18 Wait. There's something
00:53:34 Hey.
00:00:29 -Wang !
00:00:31 -Now he shows up.
00:00:33 Wait. Do you want to hear?
00:00:36 LlN :
00:01:11 Lin .
00:01:14 Roy!
00:01:16 Are we gonna come back?
00:01:18 Roy!
00:01:30 Must you keep doing that?
00:01:32 l was taught
00:01:37 The seal .
00:01:38 l am a man of my word .
00:01:43 l remember watching
00:01:46 like a baby rattle.
00:01:50 When l'd try to touch it,
00:01:55 RATHBONE : No doubt
00:01:57 made you into the man
00:02:00 Wu Chow.
00:02:02 Wu who?
00:02:03 He is the emperor's
00:02:06 He was banished
00:02:08 for trying to steal
00:02:10 Our father caught him .
00:02:12 He vowed to return to claim
00:02:15 This guy?
00:02:17 RATHBONE : l'll assume everything
00:02:20 You have nothing to worry about.
00:02:23 That diamond is as big
00:02:26 -Look at that.
00:02:28 Don't even think about it.
00:02:29 l'm just admiring
00:02:32 RATHBONE : So for now,
00:02:43 Where's Lin?!
00:02:59 Hey! Hey!
00:03:05 Gotcha!
00:03:08 Just looking out
00:03:11 No!
00:03:12 The kid got the seal !
00:03:30 RO Y: Chon !
00:03:41 lt's stuck.
00:03:52 Lin !
00:04:05 Go! You can do it!
00:04:07 RO Y: She's got it.
00:04:10 She's got it!
00:04:11 Roy! Come on !
00:04:14 Chon , what in our history
00:04:16 makes you think l'm capable
00:04:19 -Roy!
00:04:21 Hurry up!
00:04:22 [ Sighs ] Wait.
00:04:24 There's a better way.
00:04:29 || Every day I get
00:04:31 || Too much, magic bus ||
00:04:33 || To get on the bus
00:04:36 Slow down !
00:04:37 l'm a bat out of hell !
00:04:39 Yee-haw!
00:04:40 Besides, l don't know
00:04:42 What?!
00:04:47 Look out!
00:04:49 [ Both screaming ]
00:05:01 [ Both screaming ]
00:05:03 || Now I've got my magic bus ||
00:05:09 || Now I've got my magic bus ||
00:05:10 So, what now, buddy?
00:05:12 Relax, relax.
00:05:19 [ Both screaming ]
00:05:20 [ Crash , glass breaking ]
00:05:25 Yes, these are the men
00:05:28 l'm afraid the assailants have
00:05:32 Perhaps you could explain
00:05:34 how Loony Lin
00:05:37 from the confines of
00:05:40 of the most respected
00:05:45 Yes, of course.
00:05:48 She picked the lock
00:05:50 using a deck of rather
00:05:53 Then scaled the walls
00:05:58 and various pilfered
00:06:00 You've got to hand it
00:06:02 They're awfully ingenious,
00:06:06 Does your incompetence know
00:06:10 [ Exhales sharply ]
00:06:21 || It's the time
00:06:26 || When Iove runs high ||
00:06:29 || In this time,
00:06:35 || And Iet me try
00:06:38 Where am l?
00:06:41 Lin !
00:06:43 l don't even know these women .
00:06:48 Lin , what are you doing here?
00:06:52 Oh , Lord .
00:06:54 Do you want to try
00:07:02 Come here, you little minx.
00:07:04 [ Bleats ]
00:07:06 What?
00:07:08 [ Bleats ]
00:07:21 -You okay?
00:07:23 l've just been violated
00:07:29 Who would leave a pile of stones
00:07:33 l don't know, Chon .
00:07:38 Come on .
00:07:42 -Can l tell you something?
00:07:47 This is a hell
00:07:49 l'm having
00:07:54 Me too.
00:08:00 Here we go.
00:08:02 Get your thumb out, maharaja.
00:08:04 -Why?
00:08:06 Excuse me!
00:08:10 -Lin !
00:08:19 My shoulder's getting
00:08:23 This is your first time
00:08:26 How do you know your way around?
00:08:29 l always had a good sense
00:08:32 You can say that again .
00:08:34 l wish we could say the same
00:08:37 l once sent him over
00:08:39 He was lost forever.
00:08:42 One time, l sent him
00:08:44 -He was lost for three days.
00:08:49 Oh , gosh , we got a lot
00:08:52 l've never met
00:08:55 -Really?
00:08:58 Hey, can l tell you something
00:09:02 What?
00:09:03 You have a great body.
00:09:06 There. l said it.
00:09:11 -You must work out.
00:09:14 Excuse me.
00:09:17 Chon , what are you doing?
00:09:20 l don't like the backseat.
00:09:22 Makes me sick. Dizzy.
00:09:32 RO Y: Whitechapel .
00:09:35 This looks like
00:09:40 -What is Puss 'n' Boots?
00:09:43 Some of the sailors on the ship
00:09:51 Come on . Come on !
00:10:01 l won't let my sister
00:10:03 What are we supposed to do?
00:10:05 We'll get arrested
00:10:07 l don't mind this place.
00:10:13 See?
00:10:17 l know this sounds crazy
00:10:19 but l think l'm falling for her.
00:10:22 l think she's the one.
00:10:24 Roy, she's my baby sister.
00:10:25 l know she is.
00:10:28 That's the only chance
00:10:29 l'm getting ready
00:10:31 called ''Operation :
00:10:33 You're in a position
00:10:35 Can l count on you?
00:10:36 Please, buddy, l've never
00:10:39 Sure, Roy.
00:10:41 Don't get hung up on the truth .
00:10:42 Feel free to smooth out
00:10:47 l love you , buddy.
00:10:53 Lin . Come.
00:11:00 Sit.
00:11:16 [ Knock on door ]
00:11:27 Hello, love.
00:11:29 Fancy a tumble?
00:11:30 Oh !
00:11:33 l would have bedded you
00:11:36 Now you're looking
00:11:37 l'm sort of saving myself
00:11:41 l'll give you a discount.
00:11:44 That's the most romantic thing
00:11:48 You better go.
00:11:50 You better go
00:11:52 lf you change your mind . . .
00:11:55 Roy!
00:12:04 Our father would talk about
00:12:08 He must be strong ,
00:12:11 and a good father.
00:12:13 -Like Roy.
00:12:16 Not like Roy.
00:12:18 You don't know him like l do.
00:12:19 He has many bad habits.
00:12:22 Such as?
00:12:24 He drinks, smokes,
00:12:27 Chon , where are you
00:12:29 He sleeps with women for money.
00:12:31 What are you --
00:12:32 Roy don't do that.
00:12:36 He has a good heart.
00:12:38 That's right.
00:12:39 His salmon don't swim
00:12:43 He shoots blanks.
00:12:45 Lin , he cannot be trusted .
00:12:48 How could you say that?
00:12:51 Yeah , sort of.
00:12:54 Roy is the type of a friend
00:12:55 you'd never introduce
00:12:58 or bring home to your family.
00:13:00 He never speak the truth .
00:13:02 Not Roy O'Bannon .
00:13:07 l don't care.
00:13:09 Lin , l forbid it.
00:13:12 You are not my father.
00:13:22 || One is
00:13:24 Roy, there you are.
00:13:27 -Hi .
00:13:29 You need anything , buddy?
00:13:32 A whole lot of
00:13:38 What's wrong?
00:13:42 Nothing .
00:13:43 l woke up
00:13:45 l feel a little pain in my back
00:13:48 l'm okay.
00:13:50 Don't worry about me.
00:13:52 || Yes, it's the
00:13:56 || You'II ever know ||
00:13:59 || Because one is
00:14:01 Roy!
00:14:07 Ta-da!
00:14:09 That actually reminds me
00:14:11 You ever seen this one?!
00:14:13 Or this one?!
00:14:16 You think you're so cool
00:14:18 and your childlike reflexes.
00:14:23 Roy, you okay?
00:14:25 Look at you .
00:14:28 Do you really call me
00:14:34 Roy, you don't understand .
00:14:35 You just smashed
00:14:39 l'll never figure out
00:14:41 -Roy. . .
00:14:45 You're dead to me.
00:14:47 l don't know a Chon Wang .
00:15:04 What?
00:15:05 ALL: Hi , Roy.
00:15:08 Who loves you , baby?
00:15:10 -Nice try, Chon .
00:15:13 l'm sorry.
00:15:19 You do that again ,
00:15:33 Pillow fight!
00:15:34 || Every evening, when aII
00:15:37 || I caII my baby and ask her,
00:15:39 || I mention movies, and
00:15:42 || And then she asks me,
00:15:45 || And have some supper
00:15:47 || By pIaying records
00:15:50 || I said yeh, yeh ||
00:15:51 || That's what I say ||
00:15:52 || I said yeh, yeh ||
00:15:54 || My baby Ioves me,
00:15:57 || When she Ioves me, she makes
00:16:00 || I said yeh, yeh ||
00:16:02 l am Roy Baloney!
00:16:03 Yes!
00:16:05 l'm full of it!
00:16:06 You are!
00:16:07 || We'II pIay a meIody
00:16:10 || So that none can see ||
00:16:11 || We gotta do that,
00:16:14 || We gotta do that,
00:16:17 || And there'II be no one eIse
00:16:20 || 'Cept you and me ||
00:16:22 || Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh ||
00:16:24 || Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh ||
00:16:26 || My pretty baby,
00:16:29 || It's hard to teII you,
00:16:31 || My pretty baby,
00:16:34 Roy?
00:16:36 -Roy?
00:16:42 Lin !
00:16:43 [ Laughter, shouting stop ]
00:16:48 lt was his idea.
00:16:51 -Chon !
00:17:23 [ Gasps ]
00:17:25 Nice night for a walk.
00:17:35 RO Y: Lin !
00:17:36 -Lin !
00:17:38 What are you doing?
00:17:39 Don't you know there's
00:17:42 Forget it.
00:17:51 Who the hell are these guys?
00:17:53 Boxers.
00:17:54 What do they want with us?
00:17:56 RATHBONE :
00:18:00 l think we need to have
00:18:13 Chon Wang --
00:18:16 the man who can fight
00:18:18 The emperor should never have
00:18:21 l see.
00:18:23 You're still
00:18:25 l'm here not for him .
00:18:28 l'm here for my father.
00:18:30 Of course you are.
00:18:35 lt was my dagger
00:18:39 lt's still crusted
00:18:46 l know the boy has the seal .
00:18:48 Where is he?
00:18:49 We don't know.
00:18:50 That's the truth --
00:18:52 Mmm . . .
00:18:55 What are you --
00:19:02 RO Y: Stop! Put her down !
00:19:04 Put her down !
00:19:06 Or what, Mr. O'Bannon?
00:19:08 Are you gonna kick my ass?
00:19:10 l've read all about
00:19:14 l mean , just. . .
00:19:15 how does it feel to kill
00:19:19 Only a nation
00:19:22 would be amused
00:19:24 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:26 What's with
00:19:29 You don't see me
00:19:31 about your pasty complexion
00:19:34 or even your filthy,
00:19:37 Yeah , l saw your book.
00:19:42 Oh , why is it always the head
00:19:46 Hold it! Stop! Hold it!
00:19:49 Just hold it!
00:19:50 What are we doing here?
00:19:53 We're acting like animals. . .
00:19:56 Some seal?
00:19:57 The seal represents
00:20:00 l will use it to unite
00:20:03 and storm the Forbidden City.
00:20:06 What's in it for you?
00:20:08 You're looking
00:20:10 You're, like, 20th in line
00:20:12 1 0th .
00:20:13 But my friend
00:20:15 by simple. . .
00:20:20 [ Snaps fingers ]
00:20:23 lt's called a machine gun .
00:20:25 The first of its kind --
00:20:28 Testament to British ingenuity.
00:20:31 Oh , so you steal the seal ,
00:20:34 and then you knock off
00:20:37 You got the short end
00:20:44 Dump them in the river.
00:20:47 Where are you taking her?
00:20:49 To make history.
00:20:51 l can already see
00:20:53 ''Nation mourns as Loony Lin
00:21:11 l need your assurance
00:21:16 Don't concern yourself.
00:21:17 My men are scouring the city.
00:21:20 You better pray they find it. . .
00:21:25 and you will never get
00:21:36 Chon , l got a confession
00:21:39 You are in love
00:21:41 Well , that, but. . .
00:21:43 l didn't lose all the money
00:21:46 No?
00:21:47 Nah . l blew most of it
00:21:52 l wrote them .
00:21:53 No, Sage McCallister
00:21:55 That's what l'm saying , buddy.
00:22:03 You wrote those lies?!
00:22:05 l've always had
00:22:07 How many books did you print?
00:22:08 l self-published
00:22:11 We were actually second
00:22:13 Oh , you --
00:22:14 l guess l'm just about
00:22:16 a guy could ask for.
00:22:20 No, you're a good friend .
00:22:23 Thank you .
00:22:25 lf you really love Lin ,
00:22:28 Really?
00:22:29 But if you break her heart. . .
00:22:33 That's fair.
00:22:36 [ Sighs ] Well ,
00:22:39 and this is the end .
00:22:46 Chon , you got a plan?
00:22:47 You wouldn't happen to have
00:22:49 Yes.
00:22:50 -Anything l can do?
00:22:52 Good . l'll let you do
00:23:08 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:23:10 Chon , hurry.
00:23:17 RO Y: Chon !
00:23:18 Chon ! Chon , hurry!
00:23:19 Hurry!
00:23:20 Hurry! Chon , hurry!
00:23:22 Roy!
00:23:27 Coming !
00:23:30 Chon !
00:23:31 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:23:33 Oh !
00:23:35 The water's so dirty!
00:23:37 No! No! lt's dirty! No!
00:24:07 Just go ahead and drown me.
00:24:14 Roy!
00:24:51 [ Knock on door ]
00:25:00 [ Knocking continues ]
00:25:14 You look ridiculous.
00:25:18 l think we look good .
00:25:21 l really must protest
00:25:25 Every bobby in London is out
00:25:28 for you two.
00:25:29 Have you been drinking?
00:25:30 l always drink when my
00:25:34 They fired you?
00:25:35 Lord Rathbone saw to that.
00:25:37 l'm sorry.
00:25:39 lt's of no consequence.
00:25:40 l never wanted to be
00:25:44 lt was my father's idea.
00:25:46 l always wanted to be
00:25:50 Yeah .
00:25:51 Artie, we need your help.
00:25:53 Rathbone has taken Lin .
00:25:54 He's gonna kill
00:25:56 and he's gonna assume
00:25:57 Do you have any evidence
00:26:00 to support these
00:26:03 We have this.
00:26:06 Use your technique.
00:26:11 Paraffin wax --
00:26:13 He's at a church .
00:26:15 The little punk's hiding
00:26:16 No, no, no.
00:26:18 lt's not candle wax.
00:26:20 l have it.
00:26:23 [ Muffled talking ]
00:26:25 -Don't worry. You'll get it.
00:26:27 -He's picking the lock.
00:26:29 Chon , please! Please.
00:26:32 Let Artie do his job.
00:26:36 lt takes the precision
00:26:38 You have to be so precise.
00:26:40 Maybe if we jam
00:26:47 That works, too.
00:26:49 Lacks a certain finesse.
00:26:54 All right, all right.
00:28:03 What the. . .
00:28:08 l am gonna break your neck.
00:28:10 Come here.
00:28:26 [ Man shouting in Chinese ]
00:28:31 [ Both shouting in Chinese ]
00:28:41 [ Charlie sneezes ]
00:28:51 [ Gasps ]
00:28:52 Looky here.
00:28:53 -Come on , where is it?
00:28:56 You know
00:28:57 Don't give me that ''what.''
00:28:59 What do we got here?
00:29:01 Oh , yes.
00:29:04 You don't mind
00:29:06 Go on .
00:29:08 Go!
00:29:09 CHON : Roy?
00:29:10 l got it.
00:29:14 MAN : Give me the seal .
00:29:17 Give me the seal !
00:29:31 -MAN : All right, spread out!
00:29:34 Through there!
00:29:36 Let's go.
00:29:47 The gig's up.
00:29:58 So, what are we gonna do?
00:30:03 Come on , think!
00:30:04 l'm not going
00:30:07 With my feathery blond hair
00:30:10 they'll try to make us
00:30:12 Forget it.
00:30:15 Well , at least we'll get
00:30:18 from Scotland Yard .
00:30:20 -Fireworks?
00:30:22 At midnight, they're launching
00:30:24 from a flotilla of barges
00:30:26 lt's the official kickoff
00:30:29 ls the royal family
00:30:31 They're gonna be viewing
00:30:34 overlooking the river.
00:30:36 He's got a machine gun
00:30:40 Yes.
00:30:42 [ Thud , footsteps ]
00:30:50 You gents lost your way?
00:30:52 Kid , tell me
00:31:04 [ Exhales sharply ]
00:31:06 RO Y: Nice move, kid .
00:31:09 So why did you come back?
00:31:10 Why did you give up the seal?
00:31:15 'Cause l'm a fool .
00:31:19 Guess l'm a fool , too.
00:31:21 Well , put her there, fool .
00:31:24 l never got your name.
00:31:25 Name's Chaplin . . .
00:31:27 Charlie Chaplin .
00:31:33 [ Crowd cheering ]
00:31:51 [ Cheering intensifies ]
00:32:27 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:32:30 -Excuse me.
00:32:31 Excuse me, please!
00:32:33 -Excuse me.
00:32:43 You warn the royal family.
00:32:44 l'll save Lin .
00:32:45 How on earth are you gonna
00:33:01 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:33:08 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:33:19 [ Bell tolls ]
00:33:45 [ Fireworks hissing ]
00:34:08 [ Gasps ]
00:34:15 You okay?
00:34:22 l just saved you !
00:34:24 You were late!
00:34:25 What?!
00:34:27 [ Laughter ]
00:34:30 Nelson?
00:34:45 Why are you hiding yourself
00:34:47 l shouldn't like to impede
00:34:49 Nonsense.
00:34:51 You should have
00:34:53 l regret that, uh ,
00:34:56 l need to keep a good eye
00:35:01 Whoo! [ Laughs ]
00:35:04 Nelson ,
00:35:06 Wait till you see the finale.
00:35:13 LlN : Hey!
00:35:17 MAN : Hey!
00:35:19 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:35:24 Oh !
00:36:30 This is hopeless.
00:36:31 We're not gonna get past
00:36:33 Well , not with that attitude
00:36:35 Come on , Artie.
00:36:37 There's always --
00:36:50 [ Lin screams ]
00:36:52 Lin !
00:37:30 RO Y: Yee-haw! Yeah !
00:37:32 Yee-haw!
00:37:34 Yee-haw!
00:37:37 We got to jump it!
00:38:30 LlN : Wu Chow!
00:38:49 Hold it right there,
00:38:54 l'm guessing
00:38:55 that you're still
00:38:58 1 0th .
00:38:59 lnspector Doyle,
00:39:05 He's got a gun !
00:39:06 Oh !
00:39:09 Come on !
00:39:12 -Oh !
00:39:13 What happened?
00:39:15 Rathbone nailed Artie
00:39:17 l'll look after him .
00:39:19 Go!
00:39:29 For Father.
00:39:31 For Father.
00:39:33 For Old Man Wang .
00:39:39 Oh , my lucky playing cards.
00:39:50 Be careful .
00:39:52 Tell Rathbone to be careful .
00:39:55 Roy, let's go.
00:40:04 You're gonna need
00:40:24 You see him?
00:40:25 No.
00:40:27 Show your face, Rathbone!
00:40:29 l'm gonna tear this guy apart.
00:40:30 Roy, you go this way.
00:40:33 Split up? l don't know
00:40:35 lt's okay.
00:40:46 He's not up here.
00:40:49 Roy, keep going .
00:40:55 Aw, come on , Roy.
00:41:10 Hey, uh , Rathbone. . .
00:41:12 l was just thinking
00:41:15 ''Roy O'Bannon
00:41:19 But what about ''Roy O'Bannon vs.
00:41:26 No sign of him , Chon .
00:41:28 The coast is clear up here.
00:41:35 Roy! Look out!
00:41:39 Roy!
00:41:41 Oops.
00:41:46 RATHBONE : Come on up.
00:41:47 l'll show you
00:42:30 Lord , help me.
00:42:32 Just let me know you're there.
00:42:35 But let me know
00:42:37 Hey, l can see our hotel
00:42:39 Wow.
00:42:53 Come along .
00:42:55 l'm waiting .
00:42:57 Come on , Roy. Okay.
00:43:00 Roy O'Bannon
00:43:02 You hear that, England?!
00:43:04 Throw whatever
00:43:06 your terrible weather,
00:43:09 your Spotted Dick!
00:43:47 Roy, you're about to die.
00:43:49 You're on the minute hand
00:43:52 My life is flashing
00:43:55 Wait a minute.
00:44:13 One more.
00:44:30 One more.
00:44:54 Oh !
00:45:00 How disappointing .
00:45:05 One more.
00:45:18 You killed my friend .
00:45:27 You killed my father!
00:45:48 Roy!
00:45:50 l thought you were dead !
00:45:53 You think
00:45:55 can take out Roy O'Bannon?
00:46:09 Whoa.
00:46:10 Easy there, cowboy.
00:46:15 Huh?
00:46:30 [ Fireworks exploding ]
00:46:34 You got any ideas?
00:46:36 Huh?
00:46:41 -We jump!
00:46:45 You mean fall?!
00:46:46 Aim for the flag !
00:46:48 Aw, shit.
00:46:51 l got to tell you something .
00:46:53 What?
00:46:54 You're the best sidekick
00:46:57 Thank you , Roy.
00:47:01 On three.
00:47:03 One. . .
00:47:04 Two. . .
00:47:05 -Three!
00:47:33 Roy. Roy!
00:47:38 Howdy.
00:47:44 ln recognition
00:47:46 l dub you Sir Chon Wang .
00:47:55 For uncommon valor,
00:47:57 l dub you Sir Roy O'Bannon .
00:48:06 And for steadfast dedication
00:48:10 l dub you
00:48:18 Arise.
00:48:35 Who loves you , baby?
00:48:53 MAN : Madam .
00:48:58 Artie, l bet Scotland Yard's
00:49:01 My official
00:49:03 The queen has asked me
00:49:04 to accompany the lmperial Seal
00:49:07 What a week.
00:49:08 She couldn't have picked
00:49:10 Yeah .
00:49:11 And the voyage is gonna give me
00:49:14 lt features a new kind
00:49:17 and he's gonna solve crimes
00:49:20 Give me a name.
00:49:21 Actually, Roy,
00:49:23 to call him Sherlock Holmes,
00:49:27 l'd be insulted
00:49:30 [ Laughs ]
00:49:36 -Ta.
00:49:40 That was very nice
00:49:42 l would've kept the name
00:49:45 lt's a horrible name
00:49:46 Sherlock Holmes. Holmes?
00:49:48 [ Both laugh ]
00:49:50 Will you stop playing with that?
00:49:52 l just want to see it
00:49:53 -Just let me see it.
00:49:57 lt's just a rock
00:49:59 That's Chinese.
00:50:02 ''Family is forever, my son .
00:50:05 l'm proud
00:50:09 Wow.
00:50:10 That's a good message.
00:50:14 [ Exhales deeply ]
00:50:19 l'd like to cast
00:50:29 -Hi .
00:50:36 l told you -- the house
00:50:45 Chon , l got a business
00:50:48 No more zeppelins.
00:50:49 No, no, this is much better
00:50:51 a new thing they're starting
00:50:53 called moving pictures.
00:50:54 Pass.
00:50:55 Hold it. Hold it.
00:50:57 l really think these movies
00:50:59 There's no sound ,
00:51:00 so we don't have to worry
00:51:02 And l think the kung fu stuff
00:51:06 People are dying
00:51:09 What do you think?
00:51:10 Chon Wang , movie star?
00:51:13 lt could work.
00:51:15 RO Y: l feel bad about ditching
00:51:18 but we're gonna be running
00:51:21 and he'd just cramp our style.
00:51:23 lt's such a tough town .
00:51:41 Bloody tourists!
00:51:44 MAN : Action !
00:51:49 || PeopIe try to
00:51:52 || TaIkin' 'bout
00:51:55 || Just because we get around ||
00:51:57 || TaIkin' 'bout my generation ||
00:52:00 || Things, they do Iook
00:52:02 You have to say ''cut.''
00:52:04 [ Laughter ]
00:52:05 You just keep looking !
00:52:07 || TaIkin' 'bout
00:52:09 - || This is my generation ||
00:52:11 || This is my generation,
00:52:14 Come here, you little minx.
00:52:17 MAN : Cut.
00:52:18 That was good .
00:52:20 That was a good one, huh?
00:52:22 [ Buzzer sounds ]
00:52:23 Maybe on this one
00:52:27 Like, after you lick me --
00:52:30 And , Jackie. . .
00:52:32 Jackie?
00:52:33 Thank you . Hi , Owen .
00:52:35 Hello. How are you?
00:52:36 Okay, and l'm not
00:52:38 Who are you?
00:52:41 Damn it, Chon ,
00:52:43 l know it's crazy.
00:52:46 No, Roy,
00:52:51 Your babys--
00:52:53 What?
00:52:54 Baby what?
00:52:56 Baby sister.
00:52:57 Baby sister?
00:52:59 Not babysitter.
00:53:13 You okay?
00:53:16 MAN : Action !
00:53:20 What happened?
00:53:22 Roy is the type of a friend
00:53:25 to your other friends
00:53:27 He's -- Look at his eyes.
00:53:31 Always. . .
00:53:33 Just bullshit all the time.
00:53:35 Yeah , have you ever heard
00:53:36 They're parents.
00:53:39 You don't,
00:53:43 You don't --
00:53:46 Have you ever heard of those?
00:53:49 But you don't,
00:53:53 Oh , go on .
00:53:56 So mean .
00:53:58 Chon Wang , movie star?
00:54:02 lt could work.
00:54:03 lt could work.
00:54:06 What? My own stunts?
00:54:11 Ow!
00:54:14 Whoa! Whoa!
00:54:16 Stay here and be a good horsey
00:54:20 Ouch ! Oh !
00:54:22 Ow. That hurt.
00:54:28 Ow! Ooh !
00:54:33 Ow!
00:54:36 Oh !
00:54:38 [ Speaking Chinese ]
00:54:41 You're supposed to catch me!
00:54:43 Roy, catch .
00:54:51 -Jesus.
00:54:54 Wait a second .
00:54:55 This nut is killing
00:54:58 [ Cellphone rings ]
00:55:02 Who did that?
00:55:04 Jackie Chan .
00:55:05 Me?
00:55:06 That's right.
00:55:07 [ Laughter ]
00:55:09 -That was the. . .
00:55:11 -The best take.
00:55:13 Hurry up!
00:55:14 RO Y: Are you crazy?!
00:55:16 This isn't Chinatown !
00:55:18 -l'm not gonna break my neck!
00:55:20 What in our history together
00:55:22 makes you think l'm capable
00:55:24 lt's getting bigger!
00:55:25 There's got to be
00:55:26 Roy!
00:55:28 Roy!
00:55:31 My ass is on fire.
00:55:44 || I'm not content
00:55:48 || In the daytime ||
00:55:52 || GirI, I want to be
00:55:55 || AII of the time ||
00:55:59 || The onIy time
00:56:02 || Is by your si-i-de ||
00:56:05 || GirI, I want to be
00:56:09 || AII of the time ||
00:56:10 || AII day
00:56:14 || I beIieve that you and me ||
00:56:17 || Last forever ||
00:56:21 || Oh, yeah, aII day
00:56:24 || Leave me never ||
00:56:28 || The onIy time
00:56:31 || Is by your si-i-de ||
00:56:35 || GirI, I want to be
00:56:38 || AII of the time ||
00:56:40 || AII day
00:56:43 || AII day
00:56:46 || AII day
00:56:51 [ Whistling ]
00:56:52 || AII of the night ||
00:56:56 || Oh, come on ||
00:56:58 [ Guitar solo ]
00:57:12 || The onIy time
00:57:15 || Is by your si-i-de ||
00:57:19 || GirI, I want to be
00:57:22 || AII of the time ||
00:57:23 || AII day
00:57:26 || GirI, I want to be
00:57:29 || AII of the time ||
00:57:30 || AII day
00:57:33 || GirI, I want to be
00:57:36 || AII of the time ||
00:57:37 || AII day
00:57:40 || AII day
00:57:42 || AII day
00:57:45 || AII day
00:57:50 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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