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Shanghai Noon
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- [ Man Shouting In Chinese ] |
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[ Shouting In Unison ] |
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## [ Drums Pounding ] |
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## [ Traditional Chinese ] |
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[ Woman ] The princess nodded, |
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"That which you have promised, |
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Very good. |
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"So the princess leaned in |
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"but as she did, he became |
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"and they rode off to his kingdom, |
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where they lived |
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Happily ever after. |
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There's no such thing |
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Not for a real princess. |
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The prince my father wants me |
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My offer still stands. |
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- [ Whispers ] America? |
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[ Man ] But we're running out of time. |
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I know of a ship bound for America, |
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- Leave tonight? |
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Hurry, Princess. |
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[ Shouting ln Unison ] |
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- [ Captain ] Mung Goo Hi. |
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-Zhou Hei. |
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- Chow Lu. |
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[ All Shouting ] |
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[ Shouting ln Unison ] |
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[ Whistling ] |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Okay. Great. |
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Come here. Look at this. |
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Now, pay attention, |
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Now, I've calculated the speed of |
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We meet at this vector. |
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- Technically, if you travel |
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All right. We're just gonna wing it... |
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- [ Chuckles ] |
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hoorah the money, head back |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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You okay? Nervous? It's all right |
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You'll be okay. |
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All you gotta do is follow my lead. |
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[ All Whooping ] |
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[ Wang Reading ] "So the princess |
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"but as she did, |
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"and they rode off |
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where they lived |
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[ Chattering, Indistinct ] |
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Reach for the sky, |
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Touch that gun and I'll |
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What are you doin'? I sorta like |
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- All right. I'm sorry. |
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Don't worry. Come on, come on. |
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Why is the new guy talking? |
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You know I'm the only one who talks. |
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[ Wallace ] You think |
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What you got right in here? |
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You think you're gonna |
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Come on, Lady Bird. |
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- [ Wallace ] You got it out for me! |
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Whoa, whoa, |
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Come here. Come here. |
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Get over here. |
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Give me your hand. |
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I'm so sorry about that. |
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First time you've |
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Scared? |
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All mixed up? |
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Last train we robbed, we were naked, |
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Yeah, it was somethin'. |
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[ Sighs ] |
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Yeah, it's got |
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- [ Men Shouting ] |
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- [ Woman Screams ] |
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Wait! Stop! |
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- Texas. |
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Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't |
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Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here, |
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- Excuse me. Where is water? |
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- What happened? |
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No! That's not |
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No more winging it! |
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- You've lost your |
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Damn! |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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Who killed my uncle? |
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[ Yells ] |
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Give me the dynamite. |
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No, no, no, no. You stay here. |
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- Keep an eye on Wing Nut. |
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Okay. |
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- Who killed my uncle? |
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- Get him! |
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[ Gunfire Continues ] |
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[ Gunfire Continues ] |
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Wh- Hey! |
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Get ready to reap |
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Move it! Let's go! |
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Roy, you just blew |
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Oh, shit. |
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We got a Chinaman |
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Stop! Stop! |
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Stop! Stop! |
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Turn around! |
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- [ Cocks Pistol ] |
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- Who are you? |
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Don't you worry about a thing! |
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- [ Whoops ] |
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- No! |
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Roll, baby, roll! |
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[ Chuckling ] |
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[ Wallace ] Reach for the sky, |
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[ Horse Whinnies ] |
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I don't understand. |
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You said your friend |
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He does. |
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- What exactly does he do? |
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he's a philanthropist. |
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He helps Chinese immigrants |
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Welcome to America, |
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Lo Fong. |
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Forgive me |
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Calvin, this man |
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Traitor. |
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[ Scoffs ] Why? Because he ran away |
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[ Grunts ] |
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Your reward is on the table, |
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Well, now you're gonna have to |
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One thing about the Chinese, |
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[ Slurps ] |
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Aah! |
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- We do not renegotiate. |
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[ Body Hits Floor ] |
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Whatever you think |
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you're wrong. |
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It was just |
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You wouldn't believe it |
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My gang left me in the desert. |
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Everyone was- I just missed you. |
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[ All ] We missed you too, Roy. |
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I think it's |
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Come here, |
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Oh. Mmm. |
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Oh! |
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Ohh. Ow, careful. |
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Ow, ow. Careful. |
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Ow. Aaaah! |
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[ Screaming ] |
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Holy crap! The vultures are |
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Aaaah! Aaaah! |
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Help! Help! |
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They left me |
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Ooh! Ooh. |
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Oh, thank heavens. |
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- Oh, come on. Water. |
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- You killed my uncle! |
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That was Wallace |
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- He was one of your bandits. |
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He was a new guy. |
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- You deserve to die. |
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You know what |
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I had a chance to kill you |
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'Cause I'm not |
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- Hey! Where are you going? |
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I'm closer to diggin' myself to China |
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- Hey! |
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Hey, that's better. |
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- [ Vulture Squawks ] |
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You see the... |
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Carson City |
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All right, dig me out. |
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- Dig me out. |
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Dig. |
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Hey! Hey! |
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- Come on! |
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[ Coughing ] |
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Aargh! |
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[ Muttering ] |
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[ Panting ] |
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[ Whooping ] |
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[ Horse Whinnying ] |
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[ Whooping ] |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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[ Whooping ] |
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[ Groans ] |
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[ Screams ] |
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Hey! |
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[ Groans ] |
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- [ Speaking Chinese ] |
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- ## [ Tribal Drums ] |
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[ Whooping ] |
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[ Speaking Slowly ] |
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[ Laughing ] |
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[ Laughing, Coughing ] |
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[ Sniffs ] |
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[ Sighs ] |
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- [ Grunts ] |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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- How. |
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- How. |
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- How. How. How. How. |
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[ Speaking Sioux ] |
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[ Cheering ] |
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[ Stammering ] |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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[ Speaking Sioux ] |
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- [ Repeats Phrase ] |
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[ Repeats Phrase ] |
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[ Popping Sound ] |
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[ Repeating Phrase ] |
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I thought |
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- [ Speaking Chinese ] |
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-You were wrong. |
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if we could come to |
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An arrangement? |
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Like the one you have with the slaves |
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These people |
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What do you |
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Once I have the emperor's gold, |
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Princess. |
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I think it is time for you |
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They don't look like any injuns |
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That's because they're not |
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[ Chickens Clucking ] |
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## [ Honky-Tonk Piano ] |
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[ Men Laughing ] |
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You, stay. |
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[ Popping Sound ] |
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[ Clicking Sounds ] |
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[ Groans ] |
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[ People Laughing ] |
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- [ Chattering ] |
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You guys, |
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[ Chattering Stops ] |
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- How. |
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Is this Carson City? |
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No, this ain't |
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You're gonna have to get |
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[ Man ] All right, Roy, ante up. |
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[ People Laughing ] |
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- And stay out! |
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[ Whinnies ] |
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[ Clicking Sound ] |
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You bounce back fast, |
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Ow. |
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What are you doin' here? I thought |
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You! You gave me |
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No, I gave you |
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You want |
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- You got a lot of nerve, |
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- Ain't that somethin'? |
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Take your hand |
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- Ohh! |
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Hey, I just want to go |
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## [ Rock ] |
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You're goin' |
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Aaah! Aaah! |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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No! |
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[ Blows Landing ] |
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Yes! Yeah! |
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Yes! Yes! |
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No! No! |
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Sorry! |
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You! |
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[ Gunshot ] |
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- Who in the hell started this? |
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[ Shouting In Chinese ] |
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Let me out! |
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I have to go to Carson City |
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- You've got the wrong person! |
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Hey! |
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Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's |
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- Give me the book back! |
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- If it'll give us some peace |
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- They're not givin' you |
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- What? You've wasted enough |
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- Listen for a second. Stop! |
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Listen! Stop! |
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You're not in China. This is the West. |
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and you're closer |
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Now, just- |
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That's what I'm talking about. |
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You're the most irritable guy I've ever |
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Take ten minutes, and then |
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I'll join you. |
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Come on, sit down. |
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Come on. |
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Just relax. |
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Is that relaxed? |
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You look sort of |
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You know what? |
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Let's try to start again. |
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Man, you sure can fight. |
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I've never seen anything like that. |
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It was- |
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I'm trying to give you |
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You're not still mad about me pointin' |
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Come on. You gotta be able |
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Like me in the desert. I don't |
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I'm not angry at you. You just |
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Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me |
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You're a very silent man, |
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You weren't expecting to see |
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Be honest. |
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Did you really |
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You better believe it. |
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Now you laugh. That's funny. |
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- So, who are you? |
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China. |
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- What's with the book? |
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- Who? |
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She was kidnapped |
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Forbidden City? |
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A princess kidnapped. |
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The emperor sent us |
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Us? You mean your friends |
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They are also Imperial Guards. |
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- What gold? |
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The gold- |
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Yes. |
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How much gold? |
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One hundred thousand pieces. |
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Sir? Sir? |
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Sir, there's been |
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Sir- Yeah. |
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We're gonna get that book, |
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- You help me escape? |
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- Why? |
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Because there are some things |
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and stealing a princess |
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Yeah. |
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I'll tell you another thing. |
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What was I thinking? |
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That was stupid. |
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Now, sit tight and let me |
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All right, |
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Maybe- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then |
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Okay, you mean |
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Yeah. Does that still |
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'Cause here it's sorta |
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- I have another idea. |
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Here's how you help me. You |
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Okay, you play over there. |
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Think. Think. |
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Okay. |
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We got wood. We got a wall |
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That's good. |
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We got pillows, sheets. |
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Okay, let's put it all together. |
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What do we got? |
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What are you doing? |
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- What are you doing? |
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- Hold this for me. |
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I like your energy, |
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- When the shirt gets wet, |
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And then- |
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Okay. And then what- |
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You bend the bars. |
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Don't waste my time |
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A 2,000-year-old civilization, |
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Shame on you. |
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Come on. Stop, please. |
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[ Metal Creaking ] |
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- See? I told you so. |
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not "Piss shirt |
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- Twist it. |
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Okay, there. |
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Just one more. |
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You're as strong as an ox! |
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There, you got it! |
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- Hold it for me. I'll get through. |
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No, no, no. You hold it |
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[ Groans ] |
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- Hold it. |
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- What? |
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I wouldn't leave |
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Go. |
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No, no, no, no. |
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Work your magic |
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-Too dry. |
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I can't! |
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Ah, damn it. |
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Come on out, little Roy. |
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## [ Harmonica ] |
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- Hurry up. |
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- Stop! Don't look at me. |
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- Relax. It'll come. |
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- That helps. Yeah. Good. |
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Whoa! |
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Sheriff!. Oh, thank God |
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- Get my book! |
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Whoa, whoa. |
| 00:45:12 |
- That's my wife. |
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- Four days. |
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Hello. |
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Come on. |
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Hyah! |
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[ Roy ] Well, best of luck to you. |
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- Guess this is what |
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Looks like Fido's giving you |
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You want me to, uh, |
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- No, I can do it. |
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How is a greenhorn like you |
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and rescue |
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[ Sighs ] |
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I can't take it any more. |
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Get it like this |
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See? It'll drift back |
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- All right, I'll do it. |
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Take you to Carson City, |
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Pei Pei. You do not |
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You don't know me |
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Tell you one thing- I'd hate |
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of Chinese nobility |
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Tell you that. |
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You people believe in karma |
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Well, I've been thinking. |
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I've ridden with some terrible men- |
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But when I |
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there's something different |
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I can see it |
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It's what the Indians |
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- What's that? |
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And you have it |
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You've got yourself a partner. |
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[ Spits ] |
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Why you spitting |
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Well, it's customary, |
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- Come on. Let's go. |
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This is gonna be |
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You boys take care now, you hear? |
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- Shalom. |
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Yee-haw! |
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Looks like y'all had a twister |
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- Roy O'Bannon and his partner |
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Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, |
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He ain't dead. He busted out of jail |
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Shanghai Kid? |
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That son of a bitch. |
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He double-crossed us with that Chinaman |
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Just like that. |
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- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. |
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I think you look great. |
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Very dapper, |
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Roy O'Bannon. |
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- My name is Chon Wang. |
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- Chon Wang. |
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- That's a terrible cowboy name. |
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No, come on, that's not gonna work. |
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- That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. |
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It doesn't look |
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Never touch my queue. |
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That killed! |
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- We have to go to Carson City. |
| 00:49:03 |
Now, before we go to Carson City, I |
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You just follow me. |
| 00:49:11 |
- What's that? |
| 00:49:13 |
Now, these are guns. These can be |
| 00:49:16 |
That's a spin in my left hand. |
| 00:49:19 |
That's two spins. Now, here, |
| 00:49:21 |
See? Whoa. Be careful. |
| 00:49:24 |
Now, try to exhale |
| 00:49:27 |
inhale for short-range. |
| 00:49:29 |
All right, now cover up your ears, |
| 00:49:30 |
Cover up your ears. |
| 00:49:45 |
I am like a wild horse. |
| 00:49:49 |
You put the oats in the pen, though, |
| 00:00:17 |
Thing about your husband-- |
| 00:00:20 |
because I really |
| 00:00:22 |
he comes from a very |
| 00:00:24 |
# Because I wanna be a cowboy, baby # |
| 00:00:28 |
# With the top down |
| 00:00:32 |
# Cowboy, baby # |
| 00:00:34 |
-# West coast chillin' |
| 00:00:39 |
# Ridin' at night |
| 00:00:42 |
# Cowboy, baby # |
| 00:00:45 |
# I can smell a pig |
| 00:00:51 |
Let me put it this way-- |
| 00:00:53 |
my horse is definitely |
| 00:00:55 |
# That's why they call me |
| 00:00:59 |
-# With the top down |
| 00:01:09 |
Now, people start |
| 00:01:11 |
all you gotta say is, |
| 00:01:13 |
- Howdy, partner? |
| 00:01:16 |
- Howdy, partner. |
| 00:01:18 |
-Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner. |
| 00:01:24 |
- Howdy, partner. |
| 00:01:28 |
It's not working. |
| 00:01:30 |
Some people aren't as tolerant as I am. |
| 00:01:38 |
- [ Grunts ] |
| 00:01:41 |
-John-- |
| 00:01:44 |
Okay. We gotta |
| 00:01:48 |
Here you go,John. |
| 00:01:50 |
- Roy, it hurts so bad. |
| 00:01:52 |
but I'm not gonna walk with you |
| 00:01:55 |
I'll be okay. |
| 00:02:01 |
- Hey, Roy. It's you. |
| 00:02:05 |
I'm a wanted man. |
| 00:02:07 |
- Five hundred bucks! |
| 00:02:09 |
- Nice picture. |
| 00:02:12 |
Wow, look at this. |
| 00:02:14 |
- This will drive the girls crazy. |
| 00:02:16 |
Yes, really. Come on, let's get |
| 00:02:19 |
- It's not bad. |
| 00:02:21 |
- What? |
| 00:02:25 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:02:27 |
I know. I'm not |
| 00:02:29 |
No! |
| 00:02:31 |
- You gotta be kidding me. |
| 00:02:34 |
Justice system's |
| 00:02:37 |
Man can't even ride a horse, and that's |
| 00:02:42 |
It's like, got |
| 00:02:46 |
Uh-oh, trouble. |
| 00:02:51 |
Tie 'em up |
| 00:02:58 |
- What's going on? |
| 00:03:00 |
[ Stammering ] |
| 00:03:02 |
[ Wang ] Howdy, partner. |
| 00:03:08 |
Oh, my God, it's a posse. |
| 00:03:11 |
- What's "posse"? |
| 00:03:14 |
[ Sighs ] It looked like Marshal Nathan |
| 00:03:23 |
Roy O'Bannon! |
| 00:03:28 |
- Ohh! |
| 00:03:30 |
Oh, God, it is him. |
| 00:03:32 |
Why don't you throw down |
| 00:03:37 |
And that goes for the scum |
| 00:03:40 |
- He won. |
| 00:03:43 |
No, it's not okay! |
| 00:03:46 |
Let me talk to them. |
| 00:03:50 |
What are you doin'? |
| 00:03:55 |
- Go easy, fellas. |
| 00:03:58 |
What happened to "Mr Shanghai Kid"? |
| 00:04:01 |
- Why? |
| 00:04:03 |
- I am not an outlaw! |
| 00:04:06 |
- Look at that poster. |
| 00:04:10 |
Drives girls crazy? |
| 00:04:12 |
Makes them want to hang you, |
| 00:04:18 |
- You got 20 seconds- |
| 00:04:22 |
Go around back, gentlemen. |
| 00:04:28 |
Remember, I want |
| 00:04:34 |
I'm not a bad guy. |
| 00:04:35 |
You're a bad guy. |
| 00:04:41 |
Hey, you put me |
| 00:04:43 |
- I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy! |
| 00:04:46 |
- No, only you're the bad guy! |
| 00:04:49 |
- I'm not going out there! |
| 00:04:52 |
[ Grunting ] |
| 00:04:55 |
- Did I just do that? |
| 00:04:58 |
I don't know karate, |
| 00:05:04 |
- [ Yelling, Shouting ] |
| 00:05:06 |
What the hell |
| 00:05:20 |
You okay? |
| 00:05:22 |
You just threw me |
| 00:05:24 |
You got that gold? |
| 00:05:27 |
What? Gold? |
| 00:05:30 |
Wrong answer. |
| 00:05:32 |
Wait. I'm- |
| 00:05:37 |
No gun. Hold on, no gun. |
| 00:05:39 |
I'm unarmed! |
| 00:05:41 |
- Don't worry. I help you. |
| 00:05:44 |
John! |
| 00:05:47 |
Fight with honour. |
| 00:05:51 |
Are you frickin' insane? Is that what |
| 00:05:54 |
- What- |
| 00:06:04 |
- [ Whinnying ] |
| 00:06:07 |
If it ain't |
| 00:06:10 |
[ Chuckling ] |
| 00:06:12 |
How about we make |
| 00:06:15 |
Oh, come on! |
| 00:06:19 |
[ Gunfire Continues ] |
| 00:06:23 |
You robbed |
| 00:06:33 |
- Look, Marshal, I think that if- |
| 00:06:42 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:06:44 |
This is serious, |
| 00:06:47 |
We don't come back |
| 00:06:49 |
That's the general idea. |
| 00:06:51 |
[ Gunfire Continues ] |
| 00:07:00 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:07:05 |
[ Clicking ] |
| 00:07:08 |
[ Grunting ] |
| 00:07:12 |
[ Screaming ] |
| 00:07:14 |
[ Men Laughing ] |
| 00:08:03 |
- What the hell you doin'? |
| 00:08:10 |
Stop procrastinating. |
| 00:08:12 |
Stop it! I'm not gonna let you |
| 00:08:15 |
This is a duel. |
| 00:08:18 |
It's beautiful. |
| 00:08:21 |
- [ Chuckles ] |
| 00:08:26 |
Whew! |
| 00:08:30 |
Why don't you turn |
| 00:08:32 |
Why don't you do it your way and I'll |
| 00:08:38 |
[ Chuckling ] |
| 00:08:41 |
[ Thinking ] |
| 00:08:43 |
Oh, no, you can't. |
| 00:08:53 |
- One. |
| 00:08:57 |
Come on, Roy. |
| 00:09:04 |
Two. |
| 00:09:05 |
[ Thinking ] |
| 00:09:08 |
Be the bullet. |
| 00:09:17 |
- I'm about to die. |
| 00:09:19 |
Roy! |
| 00:09:23 |
Duel's off! |
| 00:09:27 |
- [ Horse Whinnies ] |
| 00:09:30 |
You blew it, John! |
| 00:09:32 |
Never interrupt a man |
| 00:09:35 |
I had him. That's what kills me. |
| 00:09:39 |
[ Shouting ln Chinese ] |
| 00:09:46 |
Now you know how it feels |
| 00:09:51 |
I will never |
| 00:09:56 |
Take a good look |
| 00:10:00 |
If you attempt to escape, |
| 00:10:03 |
I will kill one worker |
| 00:10:05 |
- until you are found. |
| 00:10:13 |
- Starting with this one. |
| 00:10:23 |
Do not let him |
| 00:10:28 |
I know who you are. |
| 00:10:32 |
Please, tell no one. |
| 00:10:35 |
[ Explosion ] |
| 00:10:37 |
- You call this a special hideout? |
| 00:10:41 |
Yes, it is, John. |
| 00:10:43 |
It's also a good place |
| 00:10:45 |
'cause no one passes through Carson City |
| 00:10:49 |
- Would you ask them about the princess |
| 00:10:52 |
And I don't care |
| 00:10:54 |
I'm not gonna rest until |
| 00:10:58 |
-## [ Continues ] |
| 00:11:01 |
- Hi, Roy. |
| 00:11:03 |
Make way for |
| 00:11:05 |
Nice to see you again, |
| 00:11:07 |
- [ O'Bannon ] Greetings. Hello. |
| 00:11:11 |
Oh, yeah, we're gonna get |
| 00:11:15 |
This is not |
| 00:11:17 |
Oh, come on, John. |
| 00:11:20 |
- Here, have a drink. |
| 00:11:23 |
So do I, but we can't exactly go door |
| 00:11:28 |
- Don't forget, we're wanted men. |
| 00:11:31 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:11:38 |
So, what's the princess like? |
| 00:11:41 |
John, what's the princess like? |
| 00:11:43 |
- Is she a pain in the neck? |
| 00:11:46 |
John, you better |
| 00:11:49 |
This is the West. |
| 00:11:51 |
- Remember? |
| 00:11:54 |
Blah, blah, blah. |
| 00:11:56 |
Good. |
| 00:11:58 |
- Is she single? Is she single? |
| 00:12:01 |
Is she married? |
| 00:12:03 |
Only to a member |
| 00:12:08 |
Are you a member of the Imperial |
| 00:12:13 |
Was that a joke, John? |
| 00:12:17 |
John, that was your first joke. |
| 00:12:20 |
- Yes. Yes. |
| 00:12:23 |
Come on. |
| 00:12:25 |
-Just one. |
| 00:12:27 |
But don't talk about |
| 00:12:29 |
Word of honour. |
| 00:12:35 |
Be fun to play |
| 00:12:38 |
- You know any Chinese drinking games? |
| 00:12:41 |
Every country has a drinking game. |
| 00:12:45 |
Just one? |
| 00:12:50 |
[ Speaking Chinese Rapidly ] |
| 00:13:06 |
- Uno mas? |
| 00:13:08 |
- One more. Uno mas. |
| 00:13:13 |
[ Chinese speaking Continues ] |
| 00:13:23 |
No! I lost? |
| 00:13:34 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:13:37 |
I'm so lost, John. |
| 00:13:41 |
Ninety percent of the time, |
| 00:13:43 |
what I'm doin' |
| 00:13:45 |
- [ Horse Whinnies ] |
| 00:13:47 |
- No, you're a good outlaw. |
| 00:13:51 |
- No, I am screwup. Look at my scar. |
| 00:13:54 |
One for arriving late |
| 00:13:58 |
One for dropping fighting stick. |
| 00:14:02 |
The only thing I'm good at |
| 00:14:07 |
- It's true. |
| 00:14:10 |
- Huh? |
| 00:14:12 |
Oh. |
| 00:14:16 |
One more game? |
| 00:14:18 |
No. No more drinking. |
| 00:14:22 |
- Uno mas? |
| 00:14:26 |
[ Nonsense Continues ] |
| 00:14:31 |
Roy? |
| 00:14:33 |
Roy? |
| 00:14:38 |
- Are you coming? |
| 00:14:41 |
Uno mas? |
| 00:14:46 |
[ Burps ] |
| 00:15:02 |
- [ Glass Shatters ] |
| 00:15:04 |
So, who's your |
| 00:15:07 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:15:10 |
He's this crazy |
| 00:15:12 |
He's-He's really funny. |
| 00:15:14 |
-## [ Piano Continues ] |
| 00:15:17 |
We were just playing- Did you see us? |
| 00:15:20 |
John's going- |
| 00:15:23 |
And I was going- You can't really |
| 00:15:25 |
Roy? Roy? I never figured you |
| 00:15:32 |
Well, I'm not exactly |
| 00:15:36 |
He's not my friend, you know. |
| 00:15:41 |
[ Fifi ] Well, that's good. |
| 00:15:43 |
[ O'Bannon ] I mean- |
| 00:15:46 |
Were you guys talking |
| 00:15:49 |
- Let's talk about something else. |
| 00:15:57 |
- [ Van Cleef ] |
| 00:16:00 |
- [ Wang ] What's going on? |
| 00:16:02 |
- You! |
| 00:16:10 |
Here. |
| 00:16:23 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:16:26 |
[ Coughing ] |
| 00:16:30 |
Thank you. |
| 00:16:35 |
Ahh. |
| 00:16:37 |
Uno mas? |
| 00:16:39 |
[ Woman Screams ] |
| 00:16:41 |
- [ Groaning ] |
| 00:16:44 |
- The marshal's downstairs. |
| 00:16:48 |
Oh, man, John. |
| 00:16:50 |
- Come on. Let's get going. |
| 00:16:52 |
- I don't wanna ride with you. |
| 00:16:57 |
- Hi, horsey! |
| 00:16:59 |
- All right, it's time for a "yee-haw." |
| 00:17:02 |
Shh, shh, shh. |
| 00:17:04 |
We jump off, land on the back |
| 00:17:07 |
and ride off, |
| 00:17:09 |
Watch me and do exactly as I do it. |
| 00:17:18 |
Yee-haw! |
| 00:17:22 |
Okay, hyah! Hyah! |
| 00:17:25 |
- Hyah! Where's the head? |
| 00:17:27 |
-John, get up! |
| 00:17:30 |
[ Panting ] |
| 00:17:32 |
What happened to my horse? |
| 00:17:35 |
No, but we are, John. |
| 00:17:37 |
- Hi, horsey. You sleeping? |
| 00:17:43 |
Hmm. |
| 00:17:45 |
Mighty impressive hardware |
| 00:17:50 |
Why don't you get your eyes off |
| 00:17:54 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:17:58 |
- I hope that's him leaving. |
| 00:18:03 |
Thank you, |
| 00:18:05 |
Well, well. |
| 00:18:11 |
Mr O'Bannon, I presume. |
| 00:18:13 |
Can I get a drink of water? |
| 00:18:16 |
- [ Groaning ] |
| 00:18:19 |
And this must be |
| 00:18:27 |
- Chon Wang? |
| 00:18:30 |
You remember |
| 00:18:32 |
- Hmm? |
| 00:18:34 |
[ O'Bannon ] |
| 00:18:36 |
- Where is the gold? |
| 00:18:40 |
- [ Groans ] |
| 00:18:42 |
Come on. We're men. |
| 00:18:44 |
Okay? And we're |
| 00:18:46 |
We're not trying |
| 00:18:48 |
- You wanna talk about the gold, |
| 00:18:51 |
- Your gold? |
| 00:18:53 |
- Then where is it? |
| 00:18:59 |
- [ Grunts ] |
| 00:19:06 |
No. |
| 00:19:08 |
Ow! Nice, John. Way to go. |
| 00:19:13 |
He cannot lie. |
| 00:19:16 |
Imperial decree. |
| 00:19:18 |
- When are you gonna learn |
| 00:19:22 |
He will never learn. |
| 00:19:28 |
At least I still have |
| 00:19:37 |
Slaves have no honour. |
| 00:19:40 |
- [ Wang ] No! No! |
| 00:19:46 |
Now you can never |
| 00:19:49 |
[ Panting ] |
| 00:19:52 |
You blew it. |
| 00:19:55 |
You do not want to cut |
| 00:19:58 |
Nothing personal, boys. |
| 00:20:03 |
My loyalty |
| 00:20:05 |
Yeah, John, I heard |
| 00:20:09 |
Must be a hell of a man. |
| 00:20:12 |
He's only 12. |
| 00:20:15 |
Are you kidding me? You're sitting here |
| 00:20:18 |
ready to die for someone whose balls |
| 00:20:22 |
By virtue of the authority vested |
| 00:20:26 |
I do hereby order these men |
| 00:20:30 |
until their feet |
| 00:20:32 |
[ Cheering ] |
| 00:20:38 |
You're goin' to hell, boys, |
| 00:20:40 |
and your horses |
| 00:20:42 |
[ Chuckling ] |
| 00:20:44 |
[ Crowd Chanting ] |
| 00:20:47 |
Hang 'em! Hang 'em! |
| 00:20:51 |
Hang 'em! Hang 'em! |
| 00:20:54 |
[ Crowd Laughing ] |
| 00:20:56 |
- [ Chanting Continues ] |
| 00:20:59 |
Hang 'em! Hang 'em! |
| 00:21:03 |
Hang 'em! Hang 'em! |
| 00:21:07 |
Hang 'em! Hang 'em! |
| 00:21:11 |
-[ Snorts ] |
| 00:21:15 |
- [ Whistling ] |
| 00:21:18 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:21:20 |
- [ Wang Whistles ] |
| 00:21:27 |
[ Screaming, Shouting ] |
| 00:21:33 |
What the hell is goin' on here? |
| 00:21:36 |
Stop them! |
| 00:21:44 |
Pull it! |
| 00:21:48 |
[ Both Yelling ] |
| 00:21:53 |
- # I'm back in the saddle again # |
| 00:21:56 |
# I'm back # |
| 00:22:01 |
# I'm back in the saddle again # |
| 00:22:06 |
Well, don't just stand there! |
| 00:22:15 |
Will you listen |
| 00:22:18 |
I've never noticed |
| 00:22:22 |
I've never taken |
| 00:22:25 |
Look at these mountains |
| 00:22:27 |
Hell, look at these green trees. Come |
| 00:22:30 |
We're gonna learn the names |
| 00:22:32 |
I want you |
| 00:22:35 |
Can we not- |
| 00:22:37 |
Are you still worried |
| 00:22:39 |
John, listen to me. |
| 00:22:42 |
By the time you're 70, |
| 00:22:45 |
will be as good as new. |
| 00:22:47 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:22:49 |
Can we not take two seconds, John? |
| 00:22:52 |
Come on. Let's look at |
| 00:22:56 |
- Okay, let me get my stuff. |
| 00:23:05 |
What are you- |
| 00:23:09 |
- I heard you. |
| 00:23:12 |
At Goldie's. |
| 00:23:15 |
You said |
| 00:23:20 |
John- |
| 00:23:22 |
Hold on a second, John. |
| 00:23:25 |
- It was- That's taken |
| 00:23:28 |
You were right. |
| 00:23:32 |
I'm just a Chinaman. |
| 00:23:35 |
Hold on, John. I'm sorry. |
| 00:23:38 |
Sayonara, Roy. |
| 00:23:57 |
[ Explosion ] |
| 00:24:11 |
[ Explosions Continue ] |
| 00:24:32 |
Wait here. |
| 00:24:46 |
Please. |
| 00:25:07 |
[ Pei Pei ] You have come a long way. |
| 00:25:09 |
I hope the princess |
| 00:25:11 |
is worthy |
| 00:25:16 |
It is my duty |
| 00:25:23 |
I even brought her favourite book. |
| 00:25:30 |
That's very kind of you. |
| 00:25:34 |
But what if you found |
| 00:25:36 |
and she did not wish to go back to |
| 00:25:41 |
Why would she want |
| 00:25:43 |
Maybe she can do more |
| 00:25:47 |
than she could back in China. |
| 00:25:58 |
Princess Pei Pei. |
| 00:26:03 |
Please, |
| 00:26:08 |
Please. |
| 00:26:10 |
Princess, you have |
| 00:26:12 |
I cannot. |
| 00:26:16 |
Princess, |
| 00:26:22 |
[ Pei Pei ] Please, stand up! |
| 00:26:25 |
Don't bow! |
| 00:26:29 |
Get up! |
| 00:26:32 |
You must go. |
| 00:26:34 |
lf I leave, Fong |
| 00:26:38 |
It is my duty |
| 00:26:42 |
I command you to go. |
| 00:26:46 |
- [ Whinnies ] |
| 00:26:50 |
Go! |
| 00:27:54 |
Reach for the sky, baldy! |
| 00:27:57 |
That's right. |
| 00:28:00 |
Am I interrupting? |
| 00:28:02 |
I followed you. |
| 00:28:04 |
What am I supposed to do, let you |
| 00:28:08 |
- You'll get killed out here. |
| 00:28:11 |
Come on! We gotta adios |
| 00:28:13 |
Hyah! |
| 00:28:18 |
Don't forget, we got |
| 00:28:32 |
[ Bell Tolling ] |
| 00:28:43 |
[ Tolling Continues ] |
| 00:29:08 |
[ Tolling Stops ] |
| 00:30:13 |
Give my regards |
| 00:30:32 |
[ Speaking Chinese ] |
| 00:30:35 |
- Chon Wang? |
| 00:30:43 |
- [ Weapon Cocks ] |
| 00:30:47 |
Hey, it's me. |
| 00:30:49 |
Why did you cut his hair? |
| 00:30:52 |
I tried to warn you, |
| 00:30:54 |
- Go on, drop the gun. |
| 00:30:56 |
Now, slide it over. |
| 00:31:08 |
Is that her? |
| 00:31:10 |
She's pretty. |
| 00:31:12 |
Grab her. |
| 00:31:16 |
Come on. |
| 00:31:41 |
John, what- |
| 00:31:43 |
What are you- |
| 00:31:46 |
- Come on, John. |
| 00:31:50 |
Do you see? |
| 00:31:53 |
[ Chinese Continues: ] |
| 00:31:55 |
You, as being the Emperor's |
| 00:31:59 |
is responsible to escort |
| 00:32:09 |
This is the West, |
| 00:32:12 |
not the East. |
| 00:32:18 |
And the sun may rise... |
| 00:32:20 |
where we come from, |
| 00:32:23 |
but here is where it sets. |
| 00:32:29 |
You want me to translate? |
| 00:32:34 |
The princess stays. |
| 00:32:36 |
I grab the gold, |
| 00:32:38 |
We both hang Fong and call it a day. |
| 00:32:44 |
Well, well. |
| 00:32:49 |
Nice to see |
| 00:32:53 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 00:32:57 |
Sweet, ain't it? |
| 00:33:07 |
How about that? |
| 00:33:11 |
Only we ain't got |
| 00:33:19 |
[ Speaking Chinese ] |
| 00:33:31 |
- [ Gunshot ] |
| 00:33:36 |
Princess Pei Pei! |
| 00:34:08 |
[ Gunfire Continues ] |
| 00:34:45 |
[ Exhales ] |
| 00:34:49 |
- I hit you? |
| 00:34:51 |
But you're gettin' |
| 00:34:54 |
You've almost killed me, |
| 00:35:00 |
Eighteen, nineteen, twenty! |
| 00:35:03 |
You're on fire today! |
| 00:35:50 |
[ Panting ] |
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[ Gasps ] |
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[ Gunfire Continues ] |
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[ Shouting In Chinese ] |
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[ Screams ] |
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How do you survive |
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What's that supposed to mean? These |
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[ Gasps ] |
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[ Clicking ] |
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Oh, man. |
| 00:37:26 |
[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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- [ Groans ] |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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Hold it tight |
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[ Screams ] |
| 00:37:54 |
[ Screaming ] |
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Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. |
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I got off some good ones. |
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What's the matter, O'Bannon? |
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No, I got one left. |
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Tell you what I'll do. |
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I'll take out |
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And that way, we'll be even. |
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Okay. |
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You'd do that for me? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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[ Shells Clattering ] |
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You bet I would. |
| 00:39:03 |
[ Bell Tolling ] |
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[ Yelling ] |
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- [ Groaning ] |
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We come out on three. |
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I know, |
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Fight with honour. |
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Fight with- Okay. |
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Two! |
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Two and seven-eights! |
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Three! |
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[ Yelling ] |
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How the hell did that happen? |
| 00:41:17 |
It's a miracle. |
| 00:41:21 |
I am invincible. |
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Roy! |
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Invincible! |
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[ Groaning ] |
| 00:41:41 |
[ Yelling ] |
| 00:41:53 |
[ Groaning ] |
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- Now it's time for you to die. |
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[ Groaning ] |
| 00:42:43 |
[ Both Panting ] |
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Wow. |
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[ Speaking Chinese ] |
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Roy! |
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He took the gold. |
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[ Coin Clinks ] |
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Is that all you care about |
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[ Sighs ] |
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There's more to life than money. |
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What happened? |
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What? Nothing, nothing. |
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- How? |
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Come on. |
| 00:43:52 |
It was unbelievable. You missed |
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He had, like, a million left. |
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But-But when- |
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- She's staying? |
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- Can I stand? |
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- [ Gunshot ] |
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Reach for the sky, |
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That's my line. He stole my gang, |
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- That's unbelievable. |
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- Get back! |
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Hey, Roy, |
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we know you been moonlightin' on us with |
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You guys, you stay here. |
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- [ Wallace Continues Shouting ] |
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That's beautiful. |
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You go out the back door. |
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- No. |
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I promise you, |
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That which you have promised... |
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you must perform. |
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- [ Speaking Chinese ] |
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- Get out of the way! |
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- Come on! |
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- What are you doing? Are you crazy? |
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They can't touch me. Something |
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- There's no way-- |
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Time's up, O'Bannon! |
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- We can take these guys. |
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[ Wallace ] Are you comin' out |
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Gun. |
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You really are |
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Nice riding with you, |
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We go out on three. |
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No, I count. |
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We'll both count. |
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[ Together ] |
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[ Yelling ] |
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[ Gunfire ] |
| 00:46:34 |
[ Yelling, Whooping ] |
| 00:46:36 |
- Indians! Look out! |
| 00:46:47 |
- Friends. Brothers! |
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I gotta tell ya, we always |
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we was thinkin' maybe you wanna |
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- So, uh, what do you say? |
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I think I'm just |
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All right. |
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-And you are goin' to jail. |
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[ Cheering, Whooping ] |
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How, kimosabe! |
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How, kimosabe! |
| 00:47:17 |
[ Fireworks Exploding ] |
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Oh, it's nice to be |
| 00:47:25 |
I don't think I've ever gotten |
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for saving us |
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I wish you could understand what- |
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It's like, I'm a cowboy, |
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You say "wampum," |
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At a certain point, |
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Shut up, Roy. |
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Did-Did- |
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[ Horn Blaring ] |
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[ O'Bannon ] There she is, right |
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- Oh. |
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I don't know if I'll ever |
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Don't worry. |
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I can guarantee you, we won't get half |
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I know we're spoken for, |
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You never know what's gonna |
| 00:48:25 |
I gotta get rid of my outlaw name. |
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Really? |
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I don't know. I mean, |
| 00:48:35 |
Earp? That's a terrible name |
| 00:48:39 |
- Why? |
| 00:48:41 |
- Really? |
| 00:48:43 |
-And John Wayne's a great cowboy name? |
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There they are. |
| 00:48:48 |
Yep. Look at those amateurs. |
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Come on, Roy. |
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Let's go! |
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- Yee-haw! |
| 00:49:05 |
[ Whinnying ] |
| 00:49:07 |
- Yee-haw! |
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[ Man ] Scene up. |
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That which you have promised... |
| 00:49:19 |
- you must perform. |
| 00:49:22 |
- Hello. |
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He was part of your |
| 00:49:26 |
What? Regiment. |
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[ Wilson ] He's one of your bandits. |
| 00:49:30 |
He's one of your- |
| 00:49:32 |
He was part of your regiment |
| 00:49:35 |
Bandits. Dentists? |
| 00:49:40 |
- [ Glass Shattering ] |
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He didn't teeth brush |
| 00:49:50 |
- What is this thing? |
| 00:49:55 |
[ Crew Laughing ] |
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You can't do stunts, |
| 00:49:59 |
-# Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby # |
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- What's this princess like? |
| 00:50:08 |
[ Crew Laughing ] |
| 00:50:13 |
I got air bubbles |
| 00:50:16 |
Uno mas, please. |
| 00:50:21 |
- Uno mas- |
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Thanks, Fido. |
| 00:50:41 |
[ Together ] |
| 00:50:45 |
- [ Yelling ] |
| 00:50:52 |
- Thank you so much, Princess. |
| 00:50:55 |
Princess! |
| 00:50:59 |
[ O'Bannon ] I'm talking to you! |
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Ask me if I give a shit. |
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Chinese translation: |
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# I might walk a little funny |
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# I might stutter when I talk |
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# I don't agree with every other |
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# I do a lot of things |
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# I ruin everything |
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# I'm a consistent, belligerent |
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# Rhinestone freak |
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# I ain't got no money |
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# I might make par |
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# I gotta ride very far |
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# I stay pretty stuck |
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# And I do it for the love |
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# I don't know why I come here # |
| 00:51:48 |
# But I know I'll never leave # |
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# It's the only place I wanna be # |
| 00:51:54 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah # |
| 00:51:56 |
# I don't know why I come here # |
| 00:51:58 |
# But I know I'll never leave # |
| 00:52:01 |
# It's the only place I wanna be # |
| 00:52:04 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah # |
| 00:52:17 |
# I'm a long way gone |
| 00:52:19 |
# I got knee-deep pockets |
| 00:52:22 |
# I give one tenth throughout |
| 00:52:25 |
# And if I don't go home |
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# I'd like to settle down |
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# 'Cause everything I ever did |
| 00:52:33 |
# I stay stuck |
| 00:52:35 |
# You know, I do it for the love |
| 00:52:38 |
# I don't know why I come here # |
| 00:52:40 |
# But I know I'll never leave # |
| 00:52:43 |
# It's the only place I wanna be # |
| 00:52:46 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah ## |
