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Shape Of Things The
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We would like to remind |
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that the documentary film |
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will begin in 10 minutes |
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You stepped over the line. |
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Huh? You stepped over the line, miss. |
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Uh, it's Ms. |
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Sorry, Ms., but, um... |
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I meant to. |
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You're not supposed to |
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That's why I tried it. Why? |
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To see what would happen. |
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Well, uh, |
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I mean, |
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I-I ha... I have to walk over, like I've |
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And if someone doesn't, |
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I'm not sure. |
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I've never had anyone |
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I've only said it, like, four times, |
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What if I'm your first? |
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Look, I'm off in 10 minutes. I'd probably just |
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Really? |
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Yeah... No, I'd let the next shift |
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You wouldn't grab me |
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You're not gonna mess up |
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I wasn't planning on it, but I'm |
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See, if you get all crazy, then I |
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I'm here till 5:00, 5:30 easy, and I have |
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Oh, that's where I... |
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I've seen you in there. |
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Yeah? With what? |
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The Picture of Dorian Gray. |
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You found it in " Drama," |
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Right! |
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Somebody misplaced it. |
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Mmm. |
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Anyway, you helped me. |
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Thanks. |
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But you're not gonna |
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You mean, step back over... |
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No, I-I'm... I'm sorry. |
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It's a pretty good-sized |
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You could see it |
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Truthfully? |
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Oh. |
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Yes, it is. |
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Hey, uh, paint's not really a |
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Why do you have that? |
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I'm gonna do something to the |
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I'm thinking more of |
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And would "Why?" Be completely |
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- Because I don't like art that isn't true. |
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This sculpture, |
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Therefore, false art. |
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No, it's a Fornicelli. |
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It definitely is. I read the |
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Yes, but the leaf isnt. |
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Well, what is it? A pastie |
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It's plaster... |
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that was added by a committee who had |
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Really? |
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They took issue with his thing... |
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Said it was too life like. |
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It's supposed to be God. You know, |
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Look. |
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See, it's right behind |
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You can just see his... |
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Twig. |
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Yeah, but they didn't even cover it |
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I mean, if you're gonna do it, at |
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So, you're a student, then, |
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Student. |
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What's your emphasis? Taking |
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But I do sit in on |
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You're in art? |
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Oh. |
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So, is this, like, a project, |
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No, I am just getting started |
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It's a big sort of |
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That's a good word, huh? |
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It is. |
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Anyway, this is just... |
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You're cute. |
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I don't like your hair. |
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Thanks... I think. |
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No, you're definitely cute, |
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you should do something |
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Okay. |
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Your relies late. |
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Yeah, so do you have to stay at your |
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Oh, no, no. At punch-out time I'm |
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They can really be pricks |
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Oh, you should go, then. |
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Yeah. |
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Can I call you? |
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What do you want to call me? |
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Um... just up... |
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for right now. |
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I mean, talk. |
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Um, take you to dinner? |
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Okay. |
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Uh, sure. |
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Do they... allow you |
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What, eat dinner? |
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I meant, hit on the patrons. |
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They've got a pretty strict policy |
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But... |
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"But." |
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I'll take the risk. |
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What? |
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Kung Fu. On TV? |
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Remember when he was a kid, there was |
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Right! |
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Grasshopper. |
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I don't really watch |
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Yeah. |
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So, do you want |
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Hmm? Oh, God. |
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Oh, dang it. |
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Me either. |
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Here. |
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Give me the jacket. |
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Hmm? Oh. |
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Uh... Uh... |
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That's not part of the |
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Good. Now youll |
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6-3-0... |
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Great. |
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Yeah. |
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- So, I'll call you? |
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It was nice |
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You too. |
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You can definitely tell. |
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- Really. |
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Twenty bucks. |
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Okay. |
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- I mean, I can't tell, so I figured... - Thats because |
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- So do you. |
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I meant every day. |
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I know. I'm kidding. |
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I'd like that, though, |
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if... you would. |
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What? |
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Showering and... |
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Both, if you want. |
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Either. Anything. |
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That's what I'd like. |
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Ask and you shall receive. |
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So I'm asking, then. |
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So you shall be |
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PDA. |
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Public display of affection. |
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I'm not used to that. |
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I don't mind. |
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Nah. Whose business is it? Ours, right? |
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Kiss if we want to. Make love |
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I'd start with |
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Why should they? We're two |
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I think this is a bigger discussion |
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Whatever. |
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I'd love to have it with you... |
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And I agree... somewhat. |
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No, another time |
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"Another time." |
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I'd rather do it. |
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We'll, let me go |
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You amaze me. |
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And you amaze me. |
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You do. Look at you. |
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It's just a little jogging. |
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I'm very proud of you. |
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Thank you... |
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Henry Higgins. |
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What's that? |
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Well, it's a play actually. |
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Not the one we're seeing, |
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No, we're... seeing Medea. |
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I read this as an undergrad. |
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Should I be nervous? |
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I mean, unless we have kids. |
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Now, what about you? |
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What about me? |
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I don't know anything |
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I don't. Not really. |
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- Where am I from? |
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- Sign. |
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- The twins, yes. - Does that mean |
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No, it means I was |
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Anything else you wanna know? |
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Why do you like me? |
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- What? |
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I'm not anything. I mean... |
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Don't do that, okay? That's the |
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What you see in yourself |
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Fuckin' insecurities. |
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Sorry. |
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Do you like me? |
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And do I appear to like you? Huh? Yeah. |
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I mean, it seems like |
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Do I seem to know my |
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So dont you trust me, then, to know |
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I mean, |
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when... "what" |
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Those are very wise words... |
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from someone |
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Kiss me... |
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Grasshopper. |
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Ah-ah-ah! |
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PDA. |
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I don't think anybody wants |
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Hi, guys. |
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Hey, Phil. |
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Hi. |
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Evelyn, |
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Hello. |
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And his fiancée, Jenny. |
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Hi. |
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So, should we |
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Adam, |
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Did you |
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Um... a little, |
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No, it's... |
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That's it, right? |
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Yeah, well, uh, both, |
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Huh. |
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Okay, so, let's, uh... |
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Oh. |
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So tell me this again. You |
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We're gonna get married |
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You gotta be kidding me. Like in those |
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Is that, like, |
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No. We wanted |
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That oughta do it. |
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So if we want to attend, |
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Get in the tank with us. |
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- No. Honey, I thought we said the guests... |
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We haven't settled |
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That is nuts. No, I applaud |
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Yeah, well, don't expect my buddy |
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He's the least adventurous |
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Absolutely. |
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Uh-uh. |
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I don't know how many nights |
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"Not me, man. I'm never |
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Well, well! |
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My roomie doesn't need |
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Former roommate. |
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You're gonna look stupid |
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Hey, let's not be |
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This could have |
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Oh, Phil, stop being... |
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Adam and I had a class together, and |
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I'm borrowing his pen, like, |
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and he's this total monk |
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Anyway, Phil picks him up |
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and we went to mini golf |
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I cannot tell a lie. I |
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Whoo! |
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Well, like I said, |
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It's really amazing... it is... |
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to find anybody willing |
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to look a little silly |
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Bravo. |
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To balls. |
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I'll tell you |
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That museum thing a few |
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Did you guys |
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Oh, Adam, of course you did. You |
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But, uh... Evelyn, did you hear about it? |
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- The penis. |
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Why are we whispering? |
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Because you don't say "penis" |
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But we're at my place now, |
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Bar's closed. |
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Nice. |
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Seriously, though, |
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Somebody with the gall to pull that kind of |
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Shh. |
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Maybe we should... I don't really |
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I mean, this isn't Berkeley. What does |
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Mmm, nothing. |
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It means nothing really. |
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Just that |
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You what? Um, Evelyn, |
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No, no. Wait, Adam. |
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What impulse? |
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Uh, does anybody want dessert? Hold on. |
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This is rich. Go ahead. |
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Just that, um, I don't think |
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I think it was |
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- Statement? |
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What kind of statement would |
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- Oh, no, it wasn't. |
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No. Pornography is meant |
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Did you see a picture ofiwhat happened? |
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And does a penis excite you? |
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I mean, just any old penis? |
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Uh, you're funny, |
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It's totally the point! |
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How about you, Jenn? Did you like |
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This is, like, |
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- All she said was... - I know what she said. |
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Did you wanna say |
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Okay. |
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Then, look, all I'm... I'm |
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it wasn't pornography, |
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Wow. |
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You know, I still dont see |
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- What do you mean? |
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It would be a huge statement, |
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Which "Take Back the Night" rally |
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You're really the obnoxious |
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I mean, how long did you have |
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Anyhow, who knows what the |
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But I think it was a gesture, |
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W-W-Wait. I don't think a person's |
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You can write a manifesto |
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but your thing can't be one. |
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I'm sure I read that somewhere. See, |
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Hey, I'm not trying to be anything. |
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A few double dates, and telling |
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- Un-fucking-believable! |
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Adam, you can really pick 'em. |
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You are not gonna take his |
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Jesus! I'm just trying to get out |
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I've got a test tomorrow |
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Just shut the fuck up! |
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Fuck right off. |
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How would you know? |
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I think she was making one. |
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Jenny, |
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Yeah, how'd you know |
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I don't. |
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It's a guess... what it |
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An educated guess. |
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Oh, you're not... |
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She's not trying to take a poke |
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Okay, can we just stop this now, |
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Hey, artiste, how did you know it |
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Very, very suspicious there. |
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You're such a prick. |
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Man, how do you go on |
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Let's go. |
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Adam, |
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Yeah. |
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I'll meet you out front? |
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You're very sweet. |
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Good luck. |
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"Good luck"? |
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Oh, come on, m-man! |
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Where in hell did you meet |
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What, did she give you a haircut |
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Phil! |
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The wedding sounds great. |
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Really, it sounds... Yeah. |
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You don't |
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Were you... |
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always like this before? |
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So... |
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you know. |
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Shy? |
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Just about the fact that no one |
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Come on! |
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I mean, you're, like, |
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only the third person |
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Really? |
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I mean it. |
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And they were |
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I mean, |
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I wasn't, like, hanging out |
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It was during |
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Hmm. So youre sort of |
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I don't wanna |
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I could kinda tell. |
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Yeah? |
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Yeah. |
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Well, that's okay. |
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Well, |
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Dates. |
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But not anyone, |
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Like Jenny? |
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Are you sorry |
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Hmm? I mean, if ... |
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if I wasn't |
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Not really. |
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Hmm. |
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We just never |
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What... |
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I sort of blew that one. |
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Anyway, it's kinda weird |
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That's okay. |
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You know, it's nice to see, |
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So, did you enjoy |
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Uh-huh. |
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Dinner was great. |
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The trip into the city... |
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I meant the performance. |
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Oh, right, that. |
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Um... |
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Not really. |
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Well... |
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that's all right. |
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That's fine. Oh, no, it's not that |
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You didn't think |
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I thought it was amazing that the |
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Oh, come on! |
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How could you not find that |
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I mean, granted, I usually love it when a |
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- Very sexy. |
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I was joking. |
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I mean, Jesus, it's an expression |
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a person. |
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I couldn't believe |
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Me either. You didn't |
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No, that's not true. |
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- I wanted to like it. |
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Maybe because she was finger painting |
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She... is completely influential, |
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totally vanguard. |
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To me, it was nasty, it was private, and I felt |
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She allowed you to though. |
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She allowed you into her world, |
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but in a highly theatrical way. |
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Exactly my point. |
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No, it's called |
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- It's called her period! |
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Did we just have |
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I think so. |
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Yeah, we did. |
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Cool. |
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Better mark it down |
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Yeah. |
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We can do that... fight. |
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Why good? |
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now we get to make up. |
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Were you nervous before? |
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I mean, about us |
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Oh, not really. |
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A bit. |
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Yeah. It's just, let's not watch |
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Not if you don't want to. |
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'Cause I don't think I could get into |
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I think everyone should |
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and their friends |
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That's why the tape's going back to my |
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I'm not. |
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I just don't think that's a thing other |
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People like who? Philip? |
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No, that's fine. |
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Are you crazy? |
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Why is he your friend? Oh, God, |
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I just don't think you need |
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I mean, no one does. |
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It... It may be a touch early to |
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Yeah... I suppose. |
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Boy, he really got under |
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Under, over, around. |
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What kind? |
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Whatever he is, that's what |
| 00:31:17 |
No! God, no. |
| 00:31:21 |
And he'd take it too. |
| 00:31:24 |
Maybe it would help him, |
| 00:31:27 |
The only thing that would help him |
| 00:31:35 |
Okay, I'm glad I don't have |
| 00:31:38 |
You know what I mean. |
| 00:31:40 |
Um... no, not really. |
| 00:31:42 |
I've just been around his type, |
| 00:31:46 |
Yeah, I got that part. |
| 00:31:48 |
Right. No, it was the "knife through the |
| 00:31:53 |
Oh, that's just an expression. |
| 00:31:55 |
From where? |
| 00:31:57 |
No. |
| 00:31:59 |
From the Scorned Girl's Handbook. |
| 00:32:02 |
Oh, yeah, page 666. |
| 00:32:04 |
You've been peeking. |
| 00:32:07 |
You know what happens |
| 00:32:10 |
Well, if they're deejays, they usually get |
| 00:32:13 |
Close. |
| 00:32:17 |
But you have to do me |
| 00:32:20 |
Just... smile. |
| 00:32:24 |
Smile into the camera... |
| 00:32:31 |
for as... |
| 00:32:34 |
long as you can. |
| 00:33:16 |
Jenny! |
| 00:33:18 |
Adam! Hi! |
| 00:33:23 |
Hey. |
| 00:33:31 |
Hi. |
| 00:33:34 |
Oh! |
| 00:33:36 |
Thanks for coming. |
| 00:33:40 |
of course. |
| 00:33:42 |
You know... okay. |
| 00:33:44 |
Right. |
| 00:33:57 |
Lots to do for a wedding. I bet. |
| 00:33:59 |
Yeah. Invitations to get out, |
| 00:34:02 |
Air tanks to fill. |
| 00:34:05 |
So you guys are still going through with |
| 00:34:09 |
- What do you mean, "saying"? |
| 00:34:12 |
It's what we're doing. |
| 00:34:14 |
- Jenny, what? |
| 00:34:17 |
I'm just, you know, worried. |
| 00:34:20 |
About what? What do you think? Philip. |
| 00:34:22 |
He's just, I don't know, |
| 00:34:24 |
- Funny how? |
| 00:34:27 |
Like nice. |
| 00:34:30 |
Nice? |
| 00:34:32 |
Now, I love him and all. |
| 00:34:35 |
But that is not the way I would describe |
| 00:34:38 |
I wouldn't exactly use his name |
| 00:34:43 |
short story. |
| 00:34:45 |
And that's |
| 00:34:47 |
I mean, he's only been like this |
| 00:34:50 |
But definitely once, when we were first |
| 00:34:54 |
You remember that? Yeah. |
| 00:34:57 |
The other Jenny. Exactly. |
| 00:35:00 |
I'd call and I could hear him |
| 00:35:02 |
get all sort of... sweet, |
| 00:35:05 |
fish around slowly until he |
| 00:35:10 |
God, I used to hate that. |
| 00:35:14 |
Maybe Im just |
| 00:35:17 |
I mean, my own insecurities |
| 00:35:22 |
Dive in? |
| 00:35:24 |
- Take the plunge? |
| 00:35:27 |
Jump off the deep end? |
| 00:35:30 |
Cute, but yes. |
| 00:35:33 |
That might be it, |
| 00:35:37 |
I mean, I wanna get married. |
| 00:35:40 |
Even if it is underwater. |
| 00:35:42 |
And I love the guy, |
| 00:35:45 |
It's just, I don't believe him |
| 00:35:51 |
Well, you got me. |
| 00:35:53 |
Really? I mean, you don't know |
| 00:35:56 |
I only see him, like, once a week in our survey course, |
| 00:36:01 |
I know. I just thought that maybe youd |
| 00:36:05 |
But I would tell you, Jenny. |
| 00:36:08 |
Really? |
| 00:36:11 |
I mean... Oh, look, that's a |
| 00:36:15 |
And if I did, you know, know |
| 00:36:18 |
you'd more likely hate me |
| 00:36:21 |
Yeah, |
| 00:36:23 |
Um, you could lie. |
| 00:36:26 |
No, you're probably right. So that doesn't |
| 00:36:30 |
Which I have nothing to come |
| 00:36:33 |
It's just... |
| 00:36:35 |
I-I just feel that |
| 00:36:43 |
Because I think |
| 00:36:45 |
if the, uh, truth be known. |
| 00:36:50 |
And you're almost married, |
| 00:36:53 |
Uh, the truth, I mean. |
| 00:37:07 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:13 |
Not a problem. |
| 00:37:18 |
Anyway, |
| 00:37:20 |
Which is nothing. |
| 00:37:26 |
Hwah! |
| 00:37:41 |
I'm just being stupid. |
| 00:37:43 |
Hey. |
| 00:37:45 |
if you feel it, |
| 00:37:57 |
God! |
| 00:38:04 |
You're a lovely person. |
| 00:38:06 |
"Lovely"? |
| 00:38:08 |
Jesus, why dont you just |
| 00:38:11 |
Hey! |
| 00:38:13 |
No, I wish there were a few |
| 00:38:16 |
I mean it. You are. |
| 00:38:21 |
And getting cuter by the day. |
| 00:38:25 |
Lots. |
| 00:38:27 |
She's amazing. Really. |
| 00:38:31 |
What happened |
| 00:38:33 |
Are you wearing... |
| 00:38:35 |
Are those contacts? |
| 00:38:38 |
Contacts. |
| 00:38:40 |
This from the former |
| 00:38:43 |
That was only for, like, a week! |
| 00:38:46 |
I know, but still, |
| 00:38:48 |
I do. It's great. |
| 00:38:51 |
"Better." I mean, you're, |
| 00:38:54 |
No. No, I mean, I always thought |
| 00:38:59 |
I didn't think youd go in |
| 00:39:02 |
Me either. |
| 00:39:04 |
Who knew? |
| 00:39:06 |
Well, apparently she did. |
| 00:39:20 |
You are still seeing her, |
| 00:39:23 |
Oh, yeah. She's... |
| 00:39:26 |
You don't hold a grudge, do ya? |
| 00:39:29 |
Oh, God, I couldn't believe |
| 00:39:32 |
No, truthfully, it was. I mean, |
| 00:39:36 |
He did, too. |
| 00:39:38 |
You know, he even said something |
| 00:39:41 |
I mean, not an admittance |
| 00:39:44 |
but as close to one as we're |
| 00:39:46 |
Really? What'd he say? |
| 00:39:49 |
He put on quite the show. |
| 00:39:52 |
They both did. |
| 00:39:54 |
Anyway, later on |
| 00:39:57 |
"He could do worse." |
| 00:40:00 |
Not exactly |
| 00:40:02 |
No, but a lot for him. |
| 00:40:05 |
And after what she said? |
| 00:40:09 |
You're right. |
| 00:40:11 |
Huh. |
| 00:40:13 |
Hey, her middle name's |
| 00:40:17 |
No such luck. |
| 00:40:19 |
No, it's Ann. |
| 00:40:22 |
Evelyn Ann Thompson. |
| 00:40:25 |
It's nice, right? |
| 00:40:27 |
Eat? |
| 00:40:29 |
What? |
| 00:40:31 |
Eat. |
| 00:40:33 |
The acronym of her name |
| 00:40:35 |
Hey, that's cute. |
| 00:40:38 |
I know. |
| 00:40:40 |
Somewhat. |
| 00:40:42 |
No, not that again! |
| 00:40:45 |
What the heck is this? |
| 00:40:48 |
What is this? |
| 00:40:50 |
Did you stop biting your nails? |
| 00:40:53 |
Don't tell me she... |
| 00:40:55 |
She gave me some kind of crap to put |
| 00:40:58 |
You have nails! |
| 00:41:01 |
It's no biggie. |
| 00:41:03 |
The whole time I've known you... |
| 00:41:06 |
your fingers have looked |
| 00:41:08 |
Anyway, awful. |
| 00:41:10 |
And now you just quit. |
| 00:41:14 |
I've quit before. |
| 00:41:17 |
I love this woman. |
| 00:41:19 |
Me too. |
| 00:41:21 |
Yeah, I can see that. |
| 00:41:30 |
And you'd really tell me |
| 00:41:33 |
I would, yes. |
| 00:41:38 |
Geez, when did you |
| 00:41:47 |
Whew. |
| 00:42:09 |
Shit. |
| 00:42:11 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:16 |
What was that all about? |
| 00:42:19 |
Uh, I'm not sure. |
| 00:42:21 |
Look, I'm sorry. |
| 00:42:24 |
No. Don't be. |
| 00:42:27 |
Uh, I'm the one |
| 00:42:30 |
Yeah, it's... |
| 00:42:34 |
Good point. |
| 00:42:37 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:42:46 |
Aw, dang it! |
| 00:42:48 |
Oh, no, listen, |
| 00:42:51 |
you know, my worries or whatever, |
| 00:42:55 |
It wasn't. |
| 00:42:58 |
It just... |
| 00:43:00 |
Right. |
| 00:43:10 |
I've wanted to do that |
| 00:43:14 |
Three years. |
| 00:43:16 |
Me too. |
| 00:43:29 |
Now we take it down to |
| 00:43:33 |
Don't we? |
| 00:43:35 |
Yeah, we do. |
| 00:43:37 |
Um... |
| 00:43:41 |
Bury it? |
| 00:43:43 |
Yes. Or... |
| 00:43:45 |
No. No, we can't |
| 00:43:47 |
Don't even say the... |
| 00:43:50 |
God. Do you have |
| 00:43:53 |
Uh, I don't, no. |
| 00:43:57 |
But... I have my car. |
| 00:44:02 |
My bike's |
| 00:44:05 |
Then it... should be fine |
| 00:44:10 |
go to the beach. |
| 00:44:13 |
I suppose so. |
| 00:44:18 |
Good. |
| 00:44:23 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:44:28 |
On the beach. |
| 00:45:19 |
10:30. |
| 00:45:21 |
No big deal. You always |
| 00:45:24 |
I know. I just had to be |
| 00:45:27 |
Today? |
| 00:45:30 |
Yeah, I told you that. |
| 00:45:32 |
No, you didn't. |
| 00:45:34 |
I always work Wednesdays. |
| 00:45:36 |
Really? |
| 00:45:39 |
Hmm. It's okay. I can |
| 00:45:43 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:45:45 |
I mean, they hate it, |
| 00:45:48 |
Or we can go. |
| 00:45:50 |
I wanna do this. I do. |
| 00:45:52 |
I mean, w-who wouldn't want to pay a lot |
| 00:45:59 |
Well, you're only talking to them |
| 00:46:03 |
It's just weird to think... |
| 00:46:05 |
Especially out here. |
| 00:46:10 |
Right. |
| 00:46:15 |
- I just never imagined myself to be one |
| 00:46:19 |
What? You are not. |
| 00:46:21 |
Where? |
| 00:46:27 |
I don't see anything. |
| 00:46:30 |
You got your nose done? |
| 00:46:32 |
Sixteen. |
| 00:46:34 |
Thoughtful. I asked for |
| 00:46:37 |
The Jewish slope, we |
| 00:46:40 |
The only ski run |
| 00:46:42 |
I can't believe it. I can't |
| 00:46:48 |
You could be lying to me. What |
| 00:46:51 |
To get me in here. To watch |
| 00:46:54 |
You could be a sadist for all I |
| 00:46:58 |
God, they did |
| 00:47:00 |
Mmm. |
| 00:47:02 |
Wait a minute. Your name's |
| 00:47:06 |
On my mother's side, you dope. |
| 00:47:09 |
That's what makes me Jewish. |
| 00:47:12 |
Oh. We don't have to stay here, Adam. |
| 00:47:15 |
No, it's okay. |
| 00:47:18 |
It's cosmetic, |
| 00:47:21 |
Lots of guys do it. |
| 00:47:26 |
Well, if it's cosmetic, maybe I |
| 00:47:30 |
You know, |
| 00:47:32 |
You have a good face. |
| 00:47:34 |
A nice shape to your nose, |
| 00:47:36 |
but its just got |
| 00:47:39 |
What? |
| 00:47:42 |
At the end. I mean... Well, not |
| 00:47:45 |
No, I get it. |
| 00:47:55 |
PDA. |
| 00:47:57 |
Shall I go |
| 00:48:01 |
- I dare you. |
| 00:48:04 |
I'm serious. Is this, like, |
| 00:48:07 |
A conjugal visit |
| 00:48:10 |
Stop being so morbid. |
| 00:48:13 |
Yeah, I see |
| 00:48:15 |
It's just flesh. |
| 00:48:18 |
That's not morbid at all. |
| 00:48:21 |
You've bitten more skin off |
| 00:48:23 |
than a doctor would ever |
| 00:48:26 |
It's true. |
| 00:48:28 |
How'd you get that scar |
| 00:48:31 |
Which? The... |
| 00:48:34 |
A kid, um, threw a stick |
| 00:48:37 |
Stitches? |
| 00:48:39 |
And is that terrible? Are you |
| 00:48:42 |
Well... I don't like |
| 00:48:46 |
What's the matter with scars? |
| 00:48:49 |
Not a thing. |
| 00:48:53 |
Did you try to... |
| 00:48:56 |
I mean, I cut on myself a little, tried |
| 00:49:00 |
but I didn't wanna |
| 00:49:04 |
So, is my arm unattractive to you then |
| 00:49:09 |
No, not at all. |
| 00:49:12 |
I love your arm. |
| 00:49:17 |
They're like rings on a tree. |
| 00:49:20 |
They signify experience, |
| 00:49:24 |
I can see that. |
| 00:49:28 |
The idea of you |
| 00:49:31 |
It's an experience. |
| 00:49:33 |
It just makes me... |
| 00:49:38 |
"It's a far, far better thing I do |
| 00:49:43 |
Something like that. |
| 00:49:46 |
Yeah. Dickens. |
| 00:49:48 |
Ah! So... |
| 00:49:51 |
are you gonna go check? |
| 00:49:53 |
What? |
| 00:49:57 |
What, the restroom? |
| 00:49:59 |
What if they call my name though? |
| 00:50:01 |
What if they do? |
| 00:50:03 |
I smell trouble... |
| 00:50:06 |
Which I may not be able |
| 00:50:08 |
Just go. |
| 00:50:17 |
Then I can show you something. What? |
| 00:50:20 |
Hmm? Oh, nothin'. |
| 00:50:23 |
just a little something |
| 00:50:28 |
Wait. No. Show me now. |
| 00:50:49 |
It's a big religious no-no. |
| 00:51:00 |
Nice, huh? |
| 00:51:04 |
Let me guess. |
| 00:51:07 |
No, you goof. |
| 00:51:10 |
It's your initials. |
| 00:51:12 |
Do you like it? |
| 00:51:14 |
I do. |
| 00:51:16 |
I like it. |
| 00:51:42 |
I'm serious. |
| 00:51:45 |
Just shut up. Don't get here late |
| 00:51:49 |
- No. You look distinguished. |
| 00:51:53 |
I look like a hockey player. |
| 00:51:56 |
Yeah, but a distinguished one. |
| 00:51:58 |
What'd you do anyway? |
| 00:52:01 |
I fell. |
| 00:52:03 |
Come on. |
| 00:52:06 |
What? |
| 00:52:08 |
You sound like a battered wife. |
| 00:52:10 |
I fell. |
| 00:52:12 |
Yeah, it is. It's very funny. |
| 00:52:15 |
I mean, it's not that funny |
| 00:52:18 |
but the fact that you look like one... |
| 00:52:22 |
Well, that's what happened. |
| 00:52:26 |
You really fell? |
| 00:52:29 |
I, uh, tripped going up the... |
| 00:52:34 |
No. What? |
| 00:52:36 |
The... thingie. |
| 00:52:40 |
You know. No. It's "the edge of the" |
| 00:52:45 |
The edge of the knob... |
| 00:52:49 |
You really tripped? |
| 00:52:56 |
Huh. |
| 00:53:00 |
Okay. |
| 00:53:08 |
Why do you say that... "Huh"? |
| 00:53:11 |
- What, you don't believe me? |
| 00:53:16 |
I saw your girlfriend |
| 00:53:20 |
maybe what, last Thursday. |
| 00:53:23 |
You weren't in class. |
| 00:53:27 |
Yeah? So? |
| 00:53:30 |
And she said yes, but you were recovering |
| 00:53:34 |
What? |
| 00:53:36 |
Then she said it wasn't really |
| 00:53:39 |
just something you had done... |
| 00:53:42 |
That was it. So I just thought, No. |
| 00:53:44 |
I don't know, whatever. |
| 00:53:46 |
I -I hurt it. Really. I hit it... You know, |
| 00:53:52 |
So I had the doctor take a look at |
| 00:54:08 |
So where'd you see her? |
| 00:54:10 |
Starbucks or somewhere... |
| 00:54:12 |
She doesn't drink coffee. |
| 00:54:17 |
So it was downtown then. |
| 00:54:20 |
Record City, I think. |
| 00:54:22 |
Wh-What, you worried |
| 00:54:25 |
God. Don't be so... |
| 00:54:31 |
- Ugh! |
| 00:54:34 |
Well, that's good to hear. |
| 00:54:37 |
Yeah. |
| 00:54:40 |
And, uh, |
| 00:54:43 |
you'd tell me if there was |
| 00:54:48 |
of course. |
| 00:54:52 |
Hey, what's up? |
| 00:54:55 |
I mean, we're friends, |
| 00:54:59 |
You'd come to me. |
| 00:55:04 |
- Phil, what's... |
| 00:55:07 |
Jenny told you what? |
| 00:55:10 |
She kissed you. |
| 00:55:13 |
- Oh. |
| 00:55:16 |
I could tell for, like, a week |
| 00:55:20 |
And then finally she |
| 00:55:24 |
I mean, she did do that, |
| 00:55:27 |
No. I don't mean nothing, no. |
| 00:55:28 |
Uh, it meant nothing. |
| 00:55:31 |
For "us"? Okay, so you can speak |
| 00:55:33 |
For me. It didn't for me. |
| 00:55:38 |
And that's all she said? |
| 00:55:41 |
- Don't tell me there's more. |
| 00:55:45 |
It's all right. |
| 00:55:47 |
I'd been acting weird lately. |
| 00:55:50 |
This whole... marriage idea |
| 00:55:58 |
It's my fault, I guess. |
| 00:56:01 |
Sorry. |
| 00:56:05 |
It's better than me |
| 00:56:08 |
- Good point. |
| 00:56:11 |
- Oh, Jesus! |
| 00:56:13 |
No. Please. |
| 00:56:16 |
Well, I got a 3:10. |
| 00:56:23 |
So long, Romeo. |
| 00:56:30 |
Where's your jacket? |
| 00:56:34 |
What? |
| 00:56:38 |
Okay, this is, uh... |
| 00:56:44 |
The cord jacket? |
| 00:56:47 |
The lumberjacky-lookin' thing? |
| 00:56:49 |
I don't know. |
| 00:56:52 |
And this, uh, |
| 00:56:56 |
Where'd you come up with |
| 00:57:00 |
- What's the big deal? |
| 00:57:03 |
She likes it. |
| 00:57:07 |
Well, isn't that just neat? |
| 00:57:09 |
What I want to know is, |
| 00:57:11 |
It's okay. Uh-huh. Let me ask you this. |
| 00:57:14 |
Did you get to keep the cord job, |
| 00:57:18 |
- Who cares? God... |
| 00:57:22 |
I threw it out, okay? |
| 00:57:25 |
"Goodwill, actually." |
| 00:57:29 |
Dude, don't just say |
| 00:57:32 |
I begged you to throw out the farm coat |
| 00:57:36 |
I mean, you lost both of us |
| 00:57:40 |
You've had it since, like, birth. |
| 00:57:43 |
Let's not pretend that the |
| 00:57:48 |
And the Jon Bon Jovi hair |
| 00:57:51 |
'Cause when it comes to routine, you |
| 00:57:55 |
It's a fuckin' jacket, Phil! |
| 00:57:57 |
Just lay off. |
| 00:57:59 |
Uh-huh, fine. |
| 00:58:02 |
I just hope the next time we pass each |
| 00:58:05 |
Oh, yeah? Well, if not, you and Evelyn can |
| 00:58:09 |
Hey! I wouldn't get too deep into the moral |
| 00:58:13 |
Okay, Romeo? |
| 00:58:15 |
I may have a big fucking mouth, |
| 00:58:22 |
Oh! My... |
| 00:58:29 |
Oh, is it time to go? |
| 00:58:33 |
Fine. So long, matey! |
| 00:58:37 |
Ow! |
| 00:58:41 |
You've got my fuckin' bag! |
| 00:58:44 |
Dude! |
| 00:59:17 |
So, everything's good? |
| 00:59:21 |
Hmm. |
| 00:59:23 |
Oh, pretty great, actually. |
| 00:59:28 |
Right. You've got that big |
| 00:59:32 |
Thesis project for my degree. |
| 00:59:34 |
And it's going well? |
| 00:59:36 |
What was it again? |
| 00:59:37 |
Oh. Well, that's why. |
| 00:59:39 |
Right. It's this sculpture... |
| 00:59:43 |
Nice. |
| 00:59:48 |
I think what you've done with |
| 00:59:50 |
What I've done? Well, just, |
| 00:59:53 |
That's right. He's changed. of |
| 00:59:57 |
I know. I'm just saying, |
| 01:00:01 |
Well, that's always what |
| 01:00:04 |
What? |
| 01:00:06 |
Who are "they"? |
| 01:00:09 |
when they have those tests asking you |
| 01:00:12 |
Ah, now you're gonna get |
| 01:00:16 |
It's true, though, isn't it? I mean, |
| 01:00:20 |
if you could alter just |
| 01:00:23 |
even to get them to stop wearing |
| 01:00:26 |
then they'd be perfect. |
| 01:00:28 |
- Well, it's that sort of deal, isn't it? |
| 01:00:32 |
Or it could just be |
| 01:00:35 |
Hmm. Well, Phil's got, like, six of those |
| 01:00:41 |
Right. And how is old Phil? |
| 01:00:45 |
Well, he's Phil... six things |
| 01:00:57 |
Hey. |
| 01:01:09 |
- Hey, Evelyn. |
| 01:01:12 |
Jenny. I didn't know that you... |
| 01:01:15 |
I invited her. |
| 01:01:19 |
Uh... |
| 01:01:23 |
Phil told me about it. |
| 01:01:27 |
new. |
| 01:01:30 |
And your nose... |
| 01:01:32 |
of course. |
| 01:01:34 |
Falling down |
| 01:01:37 |
It looks okay though. |
| 01:01:43 |
- Anyway, uh... |
| 01:01:47 |
We... got you a juice. |
| 01:01:55 |
You don't drink coffee. |
| 01:01:59 |
It's still coffee. |
| 01:02:01 |
So I drink coffee. Then I |
| 01:02:10 |
Mm. Jenny was just saying |
| 01:02:14 |
I mean, doing great things |
| 01:02:16 |
Yeah? |
| 01:02:19 |
Thanks, Jenny. She thinks |
| 01:02:23 |
Dont you, Jenn? |
| 01:02:25 |
No. It's true. I'm exaggerating. |
| 01:02:28 |
"He's changed," |
| 01:02:31 |
Oh. Well, I agree. |
| 01:02:36 |
And again, thank you. |
| 01:02:40 |
I think youve changed too, Adam. |
| 01:02:43 |
Yeah? How's that? |
| 01:02:45 |
Well, you've gotten cuter... |
| 01:02:48 |
and stronger, more confident |
| 01:02:53 |
craftier. |
| 01:02:55 |
Craftier, huh? |
| 01:02:57 |
Oh, that spill you took |
| 01:02:59 |
I'm sorry. Am I missing |
| 01:03:01 |
I'm not sure. |
| 01:03:04 |
Nothing. Not a thing. |
| 01:03:07 |
Well, sometimes it's hard to read me, |
| 01:03:10 |
Very hard. |
| 01:03:13 |
I mean, Adam took a bad fall and |
| 01:03:17 |
See? It healed well, |
| 01:03:20 |
Yes. Uh, do you guys want |
| 01:03:22 |
I'm hungry. |
| 01:03:25 |
I'm okay. |
| 01:03:27 |
Your nose looks... |
| 01:03:30 |
Not that much really. |
| 01:03:32 |
Twenty-one pounds. |
| 01:03:35 |
- "Peeked"? - His journal... a record of |
| 01:03:39 |
Really? Oh, that's so cool. |
| 01:03:42 |
- Cosmo story in the making, huh? |
| 01:03:46 |
Okay, I'm, like, totally lost here. |
| 01:03:49 |
You're mentioned in there too, |
| 01:03:51 |
Where? |
| 01:03:53 |
I mean, it's a veiled entry, |
| 01:03:56 |
Evelyn. |
| 01:03:57 |
You're right next to someone known |
| 01:04:01 |
- I mean, Adam? |
| 01:04:04 |
- Something about a meeting and a drive after in |
| 01:04:07 |
- It's getting pretty late. I really need to get go... |
| 01:04:10 |
I just want to talk |
| 01:04:12 |
Why cant we do that? |
| 01:04:15 |
Did you tell her? |
| 01:04:17 |
Philip did. We met, |
| 01:04:20 |
The rest I got from loverboy's |
| 01:04:23 |
Wait. Philip told you |
| 01:04:28 |
What else did he tell |
| 01:04:31 |
He's a very chatty guy |
| 01:04:35 |
I can't believe it. |
| 01:04:38 |
- if you're angry with me, all right, but this is not... |
| 01:04:41 |
Fine. You wanna... |
| 01:04:43 |
- I mean, Adam wrote something in his journal, obviously. |
| 01:04:47 |
What do you wanna hear? |
| 01:04:54 |
No. No, no. I... I knew that. |
| 01:04:58 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:05:01 |
I meant about my kiss... |
| 01:05:03 |
What? |
| 01:05:06 |
No. That's getting even. |
| 01:05:08 |
Unless you guys have something else you |
| 01:05:13 |
You didn't meet Phil. |
| 01:05:14 |
- He would have told me. |
| 01:05:19 |
I'm going. |
| 01:05:21 |
I'm going now, okay? |
| 01:05:23 |
I'll, uh, see you. |
| 01:05:27 |
You guys are still coming |
| 01:05:29 |
Well... you said you would. |
| 01:05:47 |
Okay. |
| 01:05:52 |
That was horrible. |
| 01:05:56 |
I could've told her about |
| 01:05:59 |
Kidding. |
| 01:06:02 |
- You had no right to make her feel that way. |
| 01:06:06 |
- Now she knows. |
| 01:06:09 |
- And me. |
| 01:06:14 |
She called me, okay? |
| 01:06:18 |
you know, talk about Phil, |
| 01:06:21 |
And then you made out. |
| 01:06:24 |
It was a mistake, okay? |
| 01:06:26 |
I just want the truth. |
| 01:06:30 |
You think I wanted to kiss that guy? |
| 01:06:34 |
I'm asking you, Adam. |
| 01:06:37 |
I deserve to know. |
| 01:06:40 |
Nothing. |
| 01:06:42 |
You're sticking with that? |
| 01:06:44 |
Oh, and glad to hear |
| 01:06:48 |
- See you next fall. |
| 01:06:51 |
- The truth! |
| 01:06:59 |
Come on. |
| 01:07:01 |
Look, I took shit |
| 01:07:04 |
That's all people say to me anymore. |
| 01:07:07 |
I can't exactly spread it around |
| 01:07:15 |
What are we doing here? |
| 01:07:18 |
Are you tired of me? |
| 01:07:20 |
God, no! |
| 01:07:35 |
I don't get it. |
| 01:07:37 |
I don't want to sound |
| 01:07:40 |
you're a step away from fuckin' |
| 01:07:43 |
if it hadn't been her, |
| 01:07:46 |
oh, say, that cute waitress |
| 01:07:49 |
You didn't think |
| 01:07:51 |
The chatty chat and the extra |
| 01:07:54 |
That was nothing. |
| 01:07:55 |
It's never anything... |
| 01:07:58 |
Geez! Next you're gonna tell me that the |
| 01:08:02 |
I don't know that reference. |
| 01:08:06 |
Evelyn, please. |
| 01:08:08 |
Evelyn. |
| 01:08:10 |
I'll do anything you want. |
| 01:08:12 |
I know what I did was wrong. |
| 01:08:17 |
So just tell me what to do, |
| 01:08:22 |
I just... I don't... |
| 01:08:26 |
- You're sure? |
| 01:08:31 |
I love you. |
| 01:08:33 |
Anything I say? |
| 01:08:35 |
Anything. |
| 01:08:38 |
Give them up... as friends, |
| 01:08:43 |
Huh? |
| 01:08:45 |
Dont see them or speak |
| 01:08:48 |
That's what I want. |
| 01:08:50 |
That's to prove to me |
| 01:08:55 |
- And if I don't? |
| 01:09:05 |
Final answer? |
| 01:09:20 |
I choose you. |
| 01:09:23 |
You choose well... |
| 01:09:29 |
Grasshopper. |
| 01:10:16 |
Adam. |
| 01:10:18 |
- Ahoy. |
| 01:10:24 |
How's it goin'? |
| 01:10:26 |
what, you don't |
| 01:10:29 |
What? No, I... |
| 01:10:33 |
The whole... |
| 01:10:39 |
I've just been busy with work and all. |
| 01:10:42 |
Yeah, whatever. |
| 01:10:45 |
- Well, I should probably grab a seat. |
| 01:10:48 |
Where's the fire? |
| 01:10:51 |
What? No. I... |
| 01:10:53 |
No. I just want a... good spot and... |
| 01:10:58 |
So, wheres Jenny? |
| 01:11:01 |
What? |
| 01:11:04 |
We broke up, broke it off... whatever. |
| 01:11:07 |
No. I... When? |
| 01:11:11 |
Like, two weeks ago, |
| 01:11:13 |
You know. You and Jenny... |
| 01:11:16 |
Believe it. She came over one day |
| 01:11:20 |
That was it... the ring off, |
| 01:11:22 |
took her CD's back... |
| 01:11:25 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:11:28 |
You know that. But once you start |
| 01:11:32 |
like pickin' out napkins and shit... |
| 01:11:36 |
it's almost easier |
| 01:11:38 |
- I don't know what to say. |
| 01:11:43 |
You haven't seen her lately, |
| 01:11:48 |
- No. |
| 01:11:52 |
Well, this ought to be good, huh? |
| 01:11:59 |
Jenny. |
| 01:12:02 |
- Hey. |
| 01:12:05 |
I'm sorry... about you guys. |
| 01:12:11 |
Boy, you just can't keep |
| 01:12:16 |
Well, every so often, |
| 01:12:19 |
You never change. |
| 01:12:26 |
- Oh, and, Phil? |
| 01:12:29 |
You don't really need |
| 01:12:36 |
- What is she... |
| 01:12:42 |
Fuck. What are you gonna do? |
| 01:12:47 |
- Well, we should probably find a place too. |
| 01:12:50 |
Oh, maybe we shouldn't... |
| 01:12:54 |
You know, Jenny and... |
| 01:12:57 |
Whatever. |
| 01:13:58 |
Could I... |
| 01:14:18 |
Good afternoon. |
| 01:14:20 |
Thank you |
| 01:14:23 |
It's the middle of Stop Week, |
| 01:14:27 |
how most of you studying for finals... |
| 01:14:30 |
would choose to spend your time |
| 01:14:41 |
The accompanying visual portion |
| 01:14:46 |
is currently available in |
| 01:14:51 |
so if you don't stay today for... |
| 01:14:55 |
punch and cookies, um... |
| 01:15:00 |
please stop by and take a look |
| 01:15:13 |
Okay, that's the boring stuff. |
| 01:15:18 |
Oh, I almost forgot. |
| 01:15:20 |
And this is fairly personal... |
| 01:15:26 |
but it really is the capper |
| 01:15:30 |
so please indulge me. |
| 01:15:33 |
I was given an engagement ring... |
| 01:15:38 |
and I haven't really |
| 01:15:42 |
So I wanted to do it today. |
| 01:15:48 |
This is a beautiful stone... |
| 01:15:52 |
and an amazing gesture |
| 01:15:56 |
for many reasons. |
| 01:15:58 |
By the time I'm through here, |
| 01:16:02 |
I promise that you'll |
| 01:16:11 |
My graduate advisor gave me |
| 01:16:17 |
"Strive to make art, |
| 01:16:21 |
but change the world." |
| 01:16:24 |
And so, |
| 01:16:27 |
that's what I set out to do. |
| 01:16:31 |
With that in mind, |
| 01:16:36 |
It is a human sculpture... |
| 01:16:40 |
on which I've worked |
| 01:16:43 |
and of whom I am very proud. |
| 01:16:47 |
The piece itself is untitled, |
| 01:16:49 |
since I think... I-I hope... |
| 01:16:52 |
it will mean something different |
| 01:16:56 |
and, frankly, |
| 01:17:01 |
Can I get a spot... |
| 01:17:06 |
I did the MTV thing |
| 01:17:10 |
This is a "before" picture that |
| 01:17:16 |
near the Pizza Hut |
| 01:17:18 |
That was our first |
| 01:17:21 |
after he asked me out |
| 01:17:26 |
a big no-no, |
| 01:17:29 |
And it was here that I coaxed hi m |
| 01:17:32 |
Well, as vegetarian... |
| 01:17:35 |
as a spinach-and-mushroom |
| 01:17:39 |
He also had a salad. |
| 01:17:41 |
Anyway, he told me that, |
| 01:17:47 |
and it does mark the beginning |
| 01:17:51 |
or sculpting, if you will... |
| 01:17:55 |
of my two very pliable |
| 01:17:59 |
the human flesh... |
| 01:18:01 |
and the human will. |
| 01:18:14 |
But this, I'm afraid, was not done |
| 01:18:19 |
or concern. |
| 01:18:21 |
This was a simple matter of, |
| 01:18:24 |
"can I instill 'X' amount of change |
| 01:18:29 |
using only manipulation |
| 01:18:34 |
I made sure that nothing |
| 01:18:38 |
during our sessions |
| 01:18:41 |
I-I can't really say they were |
| 01:18:45 |
although the illusion of dating |
| 01:18:49 |
and that his free will was at |
| 01:18:54 |
I made suggestions, |
| 01:18:56 |
presented the illusion |
| 01:19:06 |
desire, |
| 01:19:08 |
but never said, |
| 01:19:12 |
Not once. |
| 01:19:17 |
Any questions yet? |
| 01:19:21 |
I found that with the right coaxing... |
| 01:19:25 |
often of a sexual nature and often |
| 01:19:31 |
I could hone the inside |
| 01:19:36 |
as well as the surface. |
| 01:19:39 |
Now, I found myself... |
| 01:19:41 |
suddenly creating |
| 01:19:45 |
where I could detect only |
| 01:19:49 |
often in direct proportion |
| 01:19:55 |
This means, as my subject |
| 01:20:00 |
and firmer |
| 01:20:04 |
his actions became |
| 01:20:08 |
um... |
| 01:20:11 |
questionable. |
| 01:20:14 |
Against medical advice, |
| 01:20:16 |
he had work done to his face... |
| 01:20:19 |
and insisted to those |
| 01:20:22 |
Merely fallen down. |
| 01:20:25 |
He also started to deceive |
| 01:20:30 |
with greater abandon |
| 01:20:33 |
while showing increased interest |
| 01:20:37 |
Indeed, he had relations |
| 01:20:42 |
and continues to withhold details |
| 01:20:46 |
to this day. |
| 01:20:49 |
Moreover, |
| 01:20:52 |
he was willing to give those friends up |
| 01:20:56 |
walk away without |
| 01:20:59 |
after said encounter... |
| 01:21:02 |
leading me to an assumption |
| 01:21:05 |
with the young woman in question. |
| 01:21:07 |
This is fucked! |
| 01:21:22 |
I call this act |
| 01:21:25 |
because it seems to be motivated, |
| 01:21:30 |
as much out of guilt |
| 01:21:34 |
He has then, as I see it, |
| 01:21:39 |
and totally refashioned |
| 01:21:44 |
And yet, |
| 01:21:49 |
turn on any television program, |
| 01:21:51 |
and the world will tell you |
| 01:21:54 |
more interesting, |
| 01:22:02 |
In a word, |
| 01:22:05 |
better. |
| 01:22:07 |
He is a living, |
| 01:22:11 |
of our obsession |
| 01:22:15 |
the shape of them. |
| 01:22:26 |
Not bad, huh? |
| 01:22:29 |
This was a completely... |
| 01:22:33 |
unexpected turn of events, but... |
| 01:22:37 |
obviously, I can't accept. |
| 01:22:41 |
You can examine the stone |
| 01:22:43 |
when it's placed |
| 01:22:46 |
As for me, |
| 01:22:50 |
no feelings of remorse |
| 01:22:52 |
the manufactured emotions... |
| 01:22:57 |
I have always stood by |
| 01:23:02 |
that I am an artist, only that. |
| 01:23:08 |
There is... only art. |
| 01:23:25 |
Now, you may hold |
| 01:23:28 |
feel differently. |
| 01:23:31 |
I welcome that. |
| 01:23:33 |
Difference is good, |
| 01:23:35 |
great, vital even. |
| 01:23:39 |
Only indifference is suspect. |
| 01:23:43 |
Only to indifference do I say... |
| 01:23:48 |
fuck you. |
| 01:23:56 |
With that in mind, |
| 01:23:59 |
and supporting materials today. |
| 01:24:03 |
Thank you. |
| 01:25:10 |
Not a big modern art crowd, |
| 01:25:21 |
Hey. |
| 01:25:24 |
Glad you stopped by. |
| 01:25:26 |
I can't really show my face |
| 01:25:29 |
so it seemed logical. |
| 01:25:32 |
Please... |
| 01:25:37 |
Or, uh, "untitled." |
| 01:25:41 |
It'll help me keep |
| 01:26:00 |
I know that this a lot for you |
| 01:26:02 |
Uh-huh, yeah. |
| 01:26:06 |
I got a little Gregor Samsa thing |
| 01:26:12 |
I know my work relied on not |
| 01:26:17 |
Sorry. |
| 01:26:19 |
That's great. I figured I was really gonna |
| 01:26:23 |
Oh, I'm not sorry, |
| 01:26:26 |
I just feel bad |
| 01:26:28 |
Screw you! |
| 01:26:30 |
You have screwed me, a lot. |
| 01:26:32 |
You wanna watch it? |
| 01:26:34 |
Shit. You are seriously |
| 01:26:36 |
I mean it. Listen to your mouth, Adam. |
| 01:26:39 |
Oh, you're gonna take credit |
| 01:26:42 |
You picked that up all on your own. |
| 01:26:46 |
They think it makes them cuter. |
| 01:26:49 |
Tell me how cute |
| 01:26:56 |
Fuck you! |
| 01:27:00 |
You heartless cunt. |
| 01:27:11 |
So tell me then. |
| 01:27:14 |
You feel that way about me. |
| 01:27:18 |
if I did something wrong. |
| 01:27:20 |
You don't see this as wrong? |
| 01:27:23 |
You honestly have |
| 01:27:25 |
if you hadn't |
| 01:27:27 |
hadn't heard all this stuff, |
| 01:27:31 |
waiting at home for me, hoping this |
| 01:27:35 |
- That's not the point. |
| 01:27:39 |
All that stuff we did was real for you. |
| 01:27:41 |
It wasn't for me. |
| 01:27:45 |
It's all subjective, Adam... |
| 01:27:48 |
I'll tell you something real. |
| 01:27:51 |
You could try. |
| 01:27:54 |
I did take that risk. |
| 01:27:56 |
That's right, you did. |
| 01:28:14 |
What's this doin' here? |
| 01:28:17 |
It was only four bucks |
| 01:28:20 |
Why would you buy that? |
| 01:28:22 |
Just so I'd have it... |
| 01:28:26 |
all of you. |
| 01:28:41 |
Fine. |
| 01:28:43 |
What the hell? |
| 01:28:48 |
if you get off on showing people |
| 01:28:51 |
and scuzzy sheets, go for it. |
| 01:28:54 |
I don't "get off" on it. |
| 01:28:58 |
This is my work, Adam. |
| 01:29:04 |
I'll give you back whatever you want |
| 01:29:06 |
The ring would be nice. |
| 01:29:11 |
It was my grandma's. |
| 01:29:14 |
I'll take care of it. |
| 01:29:16 |
Good. |
| 01:29:20 |
Hard feelings? |
| 01:29:22 |
No. We had some fun, right? |
| 01:29:28 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:29:32 |
Exactly. |
| 01:29:35 |
Don't fool yourself |
| 01:29:41 |
It's a sick fuckin' joke, |
| 01:29:44 |
Is that right? |
| 01:29:47 |
And if I'm wrong about that... |
| 01:29:49 |
I mean, if I've completely |
| 01:29:52 |
and somehow puking up... |
| 01:29:54 |
all your own shitty little neuroses |
| 01:29:59 |
then you ought to at least realize |
| 01:30:02 |
Wow. Okay, so... |
| 01:30:07 |
you're saying... |
| 01:30:13 |
I mean, is that it? |
| 01:30:17 |
That's the nutshell, yeah. |
| 01:30:19 |
Better like... you? |
| 01:30:24 |
No. |
| 01:30:26 |
Just better. |
| 01:30:29 |
Oh. |
| 01:30:34 |
Tell me, though, |
| 01:30:36 |
just one thing. |
| 01:30:38 |
Yes? |
| 01:30:40 |
Was any of it true? |
| 01:30:46 |
The, uh, nose job... |
| 01:30:50 |
or Lake Forest? |
| 01:30:54 |
Your mother's maiden name? |
| 01:30:56 |
One thing you ever said to me? |
| 01:31:01 |
No. |
| 01:31:06 |
And the scars are... |
| 01:31:09 |
That was another project. |
| 01:31:12 |
I got it. |
| 01:31:15 |
Sorry. |
| 01:31:29 |
I should, uh, |
| 01:31:31 |
probably get going. |
| 01:31:33 |
Are you coming? |
| 01:31:39 |
No, not yet. Don't worry. |
| 01:31:44 |
No spray paint. |
| 01:31:56 |
That one time... |
| 01:31:59 |
in my bed one night |
| 01:32:01 |
and whispered in my ear... |
| 01:32:05 |
- And I whispered back to you. I said that I... |
| 01:32:08 |
I meant that. |
| 01:32:11 |
I did. |
| 01:32:18 |
- Yeah? |
| 01:32:30 |
Oh. |
