Shark Tale

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00:00:24 [shrieks]
00:00:38 [grunts]
00:00:45 - [Jaws theme]
00:00:55 [muffled shriek]
00:01:05 - Hi. l'm Lenny.
00:01:08 Oh, little buddy, did l scare you?
00:01:11 Wake up. Okay, don't worry about it,
00:01:15 Keep holding your breath, little wormie.
00:01:17 - Yo, Lenny.
00:01:20 - [Frankie] Move it. Pop's waiting.
00:01:24 Okay, buddy, you're free.
00:01:26 Just go. Cry freedom.
00:01:28 [shrieks]
00:01:29 - You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:01:32 l was just...
00:01:34 picking you some flowers.
00:01:36 Hey, Mom said it's not okay to hit.
00:01:40 Mom's not here.
00:01:42 [hums Jaws theme]
00:01:43 Don't.
00:01:45 [Lenny] Don't.
00:01:48 - That song gives me the creeps.
00:02:15 [interference] Are they gone?
00:02:19 You sure?
00:02:21 Good morning, Southside Reef.
00:02:25 We've received official confirmation
00:02:28 I repeat: the sharks are gone.
00:02:30 Don't worry
00:02:31 Don't worry
00:02:33 About a thing
00:02:36 Every little thing
00:02:37 Is gonna be all right
00:02:41 Don't worry
00:02:43 About a thing
00:02:47 Tuna Turner.
00:02:49 Mussel Crowe.
00:02:51 Jessica Shrimpson.
00:02:53 Cod Stewart.
00:02:55 [seal barks]
00:02:57 [Katie] Up next, a mother of 800
00:03:01 But first, over to Janice
00:03:04 Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion
00:03:07 There's an overturned mackerel.
00:03:12 Get out those shell phones and call in
00:03:17 [garbled yelling]
00:03:19 Don't you yell at me.
00:03:22 [ragga scatting]
00:03:40 - Yup. lt's fake.
00:03:44 About a thing
00:03:48 Every little thing
00:03:49 Is gonna be all right
00:03:51 [silence]
00:03:57 [groans]
00:03:59 According to the latest Scallop Poll,
00:04:03 Join us tonight for an in-depth report.
00:04:05 How long must this reef
00:04:08 Is there no hero among us?
00:04:11 Who can stop this shark menace?
00:04:15 Hi, l'm Oscar. You might think you know,
00:04:20 [rap music]
00:04:22 Welcome to my crib. The good life,
00:04:26 Check it out,
00:04:29 with 6-speaker surround,
00:04:32 and an 8-track player for days when
00:04:37 old school. [laughs]
00:04:40 'Cause even a superstar
00:04:42 has to have the basic necessities.
00:04:45 Yeah, like money. [laughs]
00:04:47 Come on, Shorties.
00:04:50 'Cause you so broke,
00:04:54 That's very funny.
00:04:56 Hey, Oscar.
00:05:00 - Be right there. Hang onto these.
00:05:04 Yo, doo.
00:05:06 Yo, Crazy Joe.
00:05:08 Now that you live in that penthouse,
00:05:12 That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
00:05:14 You live in a billboard?
00:05:21 - Hey, Oscar. Look who came to visit.
00:05:24 - [Shorties] Gotcha.
00:05:27 - Shouldn't you be in school?
00:05:30 Right back at me, huh?
00:05:32 Look, l'm on my way.
00:05:35 - And clean that stuff up.
00:05:38 [ intro from Car Wash]
00:05:39 [ intro from Car Wash]
00:05:42 See ya, Oscar. [laughs]
00:05:47 Say what, say what
00:05:57 Car wash, car wash
00:06:03 Yo, what's up, fellas?
00:06:10 What's up?
00:06:13 Hey. Reef side.
00:06:15 - Yo, Johnson, is it lunch yet?
00:06:18 That's my point.
00:06:24 Hey, Headphone Guy.
00:06:29 - Lookin' good, ladies.
00:06:33 Keep up the bad work.
00:06:37 Huh?
00:06:39 l'm already punched in?
00:06:42 Angie.
00:06:43 Good morning. Can l help you?
00:06:45 [deep] One wash and lube, please.
00:06:47 - Hot wax?
00:06:48 Kelp scrape? We're having a special.
00:06:50 Why not? lt is mating season,
00:06:55 Sykes' Whale Wash.
00:06:58 oh, my gosh.
00:07:00 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
00:07:03 May l suggest a barnacle peel?
00:07:06 - Good.
00:07:08 - Oh, my gosh. Hi, Oscar.
00:07:11 Yo, l'm sorry, Dun.
00:07:14 Would you hold for one moment, please?
00:07:16 - Oscar.
00:07:19 Let me see it.
00:07:22 - Come on.
00:07:25 Please, you fired?
00:07:28 'Cause then l would have
00:07:31 Oh, you don't mean that.
00:07:34 Course l do. You're like my best friend.
00:07:37 [gasps]
00:07:39 [groans]
00:07:40 Listen, tell me
00:07:42 This is like the best idea ever,
00:07:45 lt's a sure thing,
00:07:50 - Bottled water.
00:07:52 All l need is an advance
00:07:56 and, Ang, l am out of this place.
00:07:59 Oscar.
00:08:01 lnstead of getting in Mr. Sykes' face
00:08:05 go do something
00:08:08 which by some miracle you still have.
00:08:11 Oh.
00:08:13 l almost forgot.
00:08:15 - l brought you some breakfast.
00:08:19 Your favorite.
00:08:23 Oh, my gosh!
00:08:24 Thank you for holding. Busy, busy.
00:08:26 Go. How can l help you?
00:08:28 [muffled voice]
00:08:32 No, l'm sorry.
00:08:35 He won't be back till later.
00:08:44 How are my little babies this morning?
00:08:47 You miss me? You doin' good?
00:08:50 Huh? Huh?
00:08:52 You see, Sykes,
00:08:54 it's a fish-eat-fish world.
00:09:02 [winces]
00:09:04 Truer words have never been spoken.
00:09:07 Now, you and me, we worked together
00:09:11 Please, Don Lino,
00:09:14 - You know...
00:09:16 Let me finish.
00:09:19 - Raising and protecting them...
00:09:22 He's the best, right?
00:09:25 - lt's all been to prepare...
00:09:27 - ...to prepare them...
00:09:29 ...for the day they run the reef.
00:09:36 - [sighs]
00:09:37 - [sighs]
00:09:38 Luca.
00:09:41 I like big butts
00:09:44 You other brothers...
00:09:46 Hey, boss. Big Butts. [chuckles]
00:09:49 Oi vey!
00:09:51 Long story short, from now on
00:09:56 - Capiche?
00:09:58 Lenny? Frankie, l understand.
00:10:01 l'm dead serious.
00:10:04 Now Lenny, he's got the brains.
00:10:08 - He's special all right.
00:10:11 - Nothing. l'm just sayin'...
00:10:14 look you in the eye,
00:10:17 - What?
00:10:19 You said ''what'' first.
00:10:21 l didn't say what,
00:10:23 You said ''And then, what?''
00:10:25 No, l said ''what what'', like what what?
00:10:28 - You said ''what'' first.
00:10:31 No, you misunderstood.
00:10:33 Sorry we're late, Pop.
00:10:34 Sorry we're late, Pop.
00:10:36 [sarcastic laugh] You're a comic genius.
00:10:39 Look, all l'm saying is
00:10:42 My Lenny is a killer. You hear me?
00:10:50 Huh?
00:10:53 That's it! That's it! You are out!
00:10:56 What?
00:10:59 - You're fired.
00:11:03 And on top of that,
00:11:06 For what?
00:11:07 So nothing happens
00:11:10 [Oscar] Welcome to Oscar's crib.
00:11:12 60-foot slime-covered tongue
00:11:17 and plankton-encrusted teeth
00:11:21 old school.
00:11:23 Stop your moaning, Oscar.
00:11:26 That's true. l could have this job
00:11:30 Who's behind me? Whoever's behind me
00:11:33 [rumbling]
00:11:37 lndigestion. She's gonna blow!
00:11:42 Wait! Headphone Guy is still in there!
00:11:44 [dance music]
00:11:46 l got you, Headphone Guy!
00:11:55 [belch]
00:11:57 [laughs]
00:12:00 - Still think it could be worse?
00:12:05 Y'all funny.
00:12:12 [whale moans]
00:12:17 Soap in the eye! Soap in the eye!
00:12:26 lt's all right.
00:12:28 a free hot wax and all that.
00:12:31 - All right, go ahead, big baby.
00:12:34 All right.
00:12:35 - Well, look who it is, Bernie.
00:12:38 The boss be needin' to see you
00:12:41 - Right now.
00:12:43 My jellyfish brothers. Boo-ya-ka.
00:12:45 Hey, what's up, man?
00:12:48 What'd you say, Ang? Okay.
00:12:51 Fellas, l'm gonna go ahead over there.
00:12:53 But don't worry
00:12:55 [beatbox] About a thing
00:13:00 'Cause every little thing
00:13:03 That's not the way
00:13:06 [shrieks]
00:13:10 Sykes, my brother from another mother.
00:13:15 Show me dat.
00:13:18 Hey, baby, this is all gravy today.
00:13:22 - You're not snappin' it...
00:13:24 Hey, don't sweat it.
00:13:26 - Would you just sit down, okay?
00:13:29 l've been goin' over my markers.
00:13:32 - 5 G's, okay?
00:13:36 Oh, yeah?
00:13:40 That's crazy, look at that.
00:13:42 You wrote everything down
00:13:46 This a perfect example of why
00:13:50 You go, boy.
00:13:51 l have to pay Don Lino protection,
00:13:55 - How you figure that?
00:13:58 See, on top there's Don Lino.
00:14:01 - That's me.
00:14:04 There's plankton, there's amoebas...
00:14:06 - Then there's me?
00:14:08 There's coral, there's rocks, there's
00:14:13 That's messed up.
00:14:15 So if Don Lino's squeezin' me,
00:14:17 - What?
00:14:19 Sorry.
00:14:20 - Easy, boss, find your happy place.
00:14:23 There is no happy place with him here.
00:14:26 Okay, please.
00:14:29 That's all l'm asking.
00:14:36 All right.
00:14:38 'Cause l like you,
00:14:41 All of it?
00:14:44 That's your problem. Bring my 5,000
00:14:48 - Or else what?
00:14:50 [both laugh]
00:14:53 - [sizzling]
00:14:56 [Angie] 5,000 clams?
00:14:59 You borrowed 5,000 clams
00:15:03 Oscar, why do you get yourself
00:15:07 l don't know, Ang.
00:15:10 lt's just hard, all right,
00:15:15 A really big pond.
00:15:21 l'm a nobody.
00:15:25 - Mrs. Sanchez?
00:15:27 It's ladies' night,
00:15:30 Ew. No. That.
00:15:33 The top of the reef.
00:15:38 l wanna be rich and famous like them,
00:15:43 Well, what's wrong with down here?
00:15:47 l'll tell you what's wrong
00:15:49 Remember my dad?
00:15:54 Ooh, child...
00:15:57 [Oscar]
00:16:00 Every year for 25 years.
00:16:06 To me, working at the Wash
00:16:12 But then I learned something
00:16:16 Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber!
00:16:19 Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber!
00:16:21 Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber!
00:16:27 My dad was the greatest.
00:16:29 But nobody loves a nobody.
00:16:34 l want to be a somebody.
00:16:36 Oscar , you don't have to live
00:16:42 [grunts]
00:16:44 What's the difference? lf l don't pay
00:16:48 l'm dead anyway, so...
00:16:53 Wait here.
00:17:07 What's this?
00:17:11 - A pink pearl?
00:17:13 Where'd you get that?
00:17:15 My grandmother gave it to me.
00:17:18 She said it started
00:17:23 but then, after a while,
00:17:31 Dreams can begin small too.
00:17:33 - No. No, l couldn't...
00:17:36 lt'll get you the money you need
00:17:45 What do you mean, you don't understand?
00:17:48 l don't want to have to say it again.
00:17:51 You're really giving me agita.
00:17:54 You see something,
00:17:57 That's what sharks do.
00:18:00 What's the matter with you? Your
00:18:04 - Thanks, Pop.
00:18:06 He does what he's supposed to do.
00:18:10 But you... l'm hearin' things.
00:18:14 You gotta understand, when you
00:18:18 - l can't have that.
00:18:21 Lenny. Lenny. Look at me.
00:18:24 This handin' over the business,
00:18:28 and you're acting
00:18:31 l need to know that
00:18:34 [sighs]
00:18:37 [splutters]
00:18:38 All right. Right here,
00:18:42 - [whimpers]
00:18:46 Here's the thing.
00:18:47 l'm on a diet. l read an article about
00:18:52 You know how many calories
00:18:56 A lot.
00:18:57 lt's true.
00:19:00 my sister had a baby and l took it over
00:19:04 and then the baby lost its legs
00:19:07 and now it's nothing but a stump
00:19:11 and it's growing and it's fairly happy,
00:19:15 but it's difficult 'cause l've been
00:19:19 to put food on the table,
00:19:21 but all the love l see in that little
00:19:28 True story.
00:19:31 - [sobs]
00:19:34 l'm not askin' you anymore.
00:19:37 - No. Have mercy.
00:19:40 - Eat!
00:19:41 Son, eat the shrimp!
00:19:44 No, please.
00:19:45 - Lenny! Eat, eat, eat!
00:19:48 Put the shrimp down!
00:19:53 Go now. No one's looking.
00:19:56 - You're free, now go.
00:19:58 You're a good person.
00:20:05 Come on, fellas.
00:20:13 Pop, l can handle the reef.
00:20:16 No. We're gonna do this as a family.
00:20:19 Frankie, l want you to take Lenny out,
00:20:22 - Come on, Pop.
00:20:25 Whether you like it or not.
00:20:27 [bell rings]
00:20:28 [bell rings]
00:20:31 [cheering]
00:20:32 That kid better show up
00:20:35 Just say the word, boss.
00:20:36 Carrying a big ol' envelope full of
00:20:40 Hurry up. This is our chance,
00:20:43 - You sure?
00:20:46 The race is rigged. We can't lose.
00:20:49 - What's the horse's name?
00:20:52 [speakers]...Lucky Day, at 200 to 1.
00:20:55 - We're gonna be rich!
00:20:58 Top of the reef, here l come.
00:21:02 No, wait. What am l doing?
00:21:03 Remember what Angie said.
00:21:06 What did Angie say?
00:21:08 Dreams can begin small.
00:21:10 You just have to... bet it all.
00:21:14 [commentator] And Lucky Day wins.
00:21:17 [rap music]
00:21:23 Five thousand on Lucky Day to win.
00:21:26 That's 200 to one.
00:21:29 Well , l guess that makes me
00:21:33 [echoes] The millionaire.
00:21:34 [echoes] The millionaire.
00:21:37 Lucky Day. Lucky Day.
00:21:44 She's dangerous, super bad
00:21:46 Better watch out, she'll take the cash
00:21:49 She's a gold digger
00:21:53 She's dangerous, super bad
00:21:56 Better watch out, she'll take the cash
00:21:58 She's a gold digger...
00:22:00 Nice bet.
00:22:06 [chuckles]
00:22:08 - You got a name?
00:22:11 - You wanna tell me what it is?
00:22:14 Well, mine's Lola.
00:22:17 C'mon, man! Get your game face on!
00:22:19 [yelps]
00:22:21 So,... [chuckles] Lola, my name's...
00:22:27 My name is Oscar, sweetie.
00:22:30 [gasps] Mrs. Sanchez.
00:22:31 The hippity-hop smooth talk
00:22:35 My bad. Hey, so...
00:22:37 Oscar. l was starting to think
00:22:40 Sykes! l see you're already on your way
00:22:44 What are you doing?
00:22:45 Mind bringing us back some drinks?
00:22:48 And some of them
00:22:51 - The ones with the toothpicks?
00:22:54 - Let me escort you to... my box.
00:22:57 His box?! You can't even afford
00:23:00 He just laid five grand on Lucky Day.
00:23:07 - Five grand? My five grand?!
00:23:11 You had the money to pay me back
00:23:13 - Hold up.
00:23:15 - Clearly l've made a mistake.
00:23:18 Look. Deep down, l'm really superficial.
00:23:22 And don't get me wrong, you're cute,
00:23:28 Oscar, you cute, but you're a nobody.
00:23:32 [Ernie] Wait. Lola. Come back.
00:23:34 l'm not a nobody. l'm a wiener.
00:23:37 [Ernie and Bernie laugh]
00:23:39 You are unbelievable.
00:23:42 and still you're askin' for more.
00:23:45 Oscar, you better pray
00:23:48 Bettin' my five thousand.
00:23:50 Hey. Outta my seat.
00:23:52 Unbelievable.
00:23:54 - Sit tight and watch the race.
00:23:58 [Ernie] Good eye.
00:24:00 [announcer] The horses are
00:24:03 Fish Fingers, then Seabiscuit
00:24:05 Lucky Day seems to be having trouble
00:24:09 - What?
00:24:11 Don't sweat it.
00:24:14 What's this? Lucky Day is now
00:24:18 and he's off and running.
00:24:20 Seabiscuit, Fish Fingers...
00:24:22 Please, Lucky Day.
00:24:25 Coming around the turn it's Seabiscuit
00:24:30 And here comes Lucky Day,
00:24:31 coming up from behind,
00:24:35 You see? Who's your fish now? Go.
00:24:38 Around the final turn,
00:24:40 Lucky Day's now caught up
00:24:43 They're head to head. Neck to neck.
00:24:46 l'm tired just thinkin'
00:24:49 - Look at Lucky Day go.
00:24:52 To the eastside...
00:24:54 [Commentator] Absolutely amazing!
00:25:00 It's Lucky Day.
00:25:03 [thud]
00:25:06 What happened?
00:25:11 We're movin' on up to the east...
00:25:13 No.
00:25:16 [rumbling, loud thud]
00:25:18 Here's Fish Fingers,
00:25:21 - And Fish Fingers wins.
00:25:25 No, Get outta my way.
00:25:28 Remember your ''happy place'', Sykes.
00:25:30 That's why they call him a long shot.
00:25:33 Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew?
00:25:35 Everything's set, it's a lock,
00:25:38 and he trips underwater.
00:25:41 Who in the halibut trips underwater?
00:25:45 - And by the way, on what?
00:25:48 [high-pitched] Ernie. Bernie.
00:25:52 and when you do, dig deeper.
00:25:56 [wails]
00:26:00 Sorry, kid. lt's nothing personal.
00:26:09 Don't worry
00:26:12 About a thing
00:26:16 'Cause every little thing
00:26:18 Is gonna be all right
00:26:20 - This is how you sing it, Oscar.
00:26:22 Sykes, he like you, mon.
00:26:27 - But Sykes is not here. [laughs]
00:26:32 Ernie, let me ask you a question.
00:26:34 Yeah, mon? Go on.
00:26:35 Why is it that me locks
00:26:38 but they have no effect on me or you?
00:26:40 - [zap]
00:26:42 Ernie. l didn't mean it, Ernie.
00:26:46 [laughs]
00:26:48 Ernie, you made a joke.
00:26:54 Bloodfire.
00:26:57 [Lenny]
00:27:00 [Frankie] lf you wanna make Pop happy,
00:27:03 [Lenny] Or, l could find an old, sick
00:27:05 [Frankie] lt's gettin' around,
00:27:08 You know how fish talk.
00:27:10 This, that, the other. How you doin'?
00:27:14 Okay, seriously, l can't understand
00:27:19 Specific? You want specific?
00:27:22 - What am l gonna do?
00:27:26 We do a couple of practice runs,
00:27:30 you're a shark, life goes on. Capiche?
00:27:32 Okay. Okay, capiche.
00:27:35 Bingo.
00:27:38 Right there. Dead ahead. You see it?
00:27:43 All right. Come on.
00:27:46 Frankie, l can do this.
00:27:50 - Then don't bother comin' home.
00:27:54 Hit him in the tail again.
00:27:56 - l like the funny face he make.
00:27:59 - Ernie.
00:28:03 [muffled shouts]
00:28:09 Guys? Guys? Don't leave me alone.
00:28:11 Come on, there could be sharks out here.
00:28:19 [screams]
00:28:21 Oh, no. Wait. l'm sorry.
00:28:25 - Lenny. Like this.
00:28:27 [Lenny] Oh, no.
00:28:29 [Lenny groans]
00:28:32 Just get it over with.
00:28:33 Wait a minute.
00:28:36 - l'm not for that.
00:28:39 Don't do the whole
00:28:41 Listen to me.
00:28:44 - [growls]
00:28:47 That's it, Len. There you go, buddy.
00:28:49 That's it. Wave those fins, baby.
00:28:52 [snarls] Look, l'm just pretending
00:28:55 Now, when l turn around, you take off.
00:28:57 Tastes just like chicken.
00:29:00 Mmm. Mmm.
00:29:01 Oh, no.
00:29:03 - What did l tell you?
00:29:06 - You want me to go now?
00:29:08 That's it. l've had it up to here.
00:29:10 [snarls]
00:29:13 - Oh, no.
00:29:15 - No, Frankie, wait.
00:29:21 - [clang]
00:29:24 [distant rumbling]
00:29:34 [gasps] Frankie.
00:29:41 - [thud]
00:29:44 [coughs]
00:29:45 - Lenny, is that you?
00:29:48 - Come closer.
00:29:50 l'm so cold.
00:29:52 That's just because we're cold-blooded.
00:29:55 - Ow!
00:29:58 Frankie, no...
00:30:02 [wails] No!
00:30:07 This is all my fault.
00:30:09 l'm so sorry, Frankie.
00:30:13 How am l ever
00:30:17 - [sobs] Oh, no.
00:30:24 [shrieks]
00:30:27 Back up. l'm crazy. l be trippin'.
00:30:29 - [makes kung fu noises]
00:30:35 What the...
00:30:36 - [shrieks]
00:30:41 Don't hurt us. We're sorry.
00:30:49 Oscar. Did you kill that shark?
00:30:57 Uh... yeah.
00:30:59 Exactly how it look,
00:31:02 What happened?
00:31:03 You wanna know what happened?
00:31:05 Yeah. You're standing on top of a shark.
00:31:08 Go on, man.
00:31:09 Well, l'll tell you what happened.
00:31:12 Big ol' shark,
00:31:15 - So he's swimming at me, right?
00:31:18 - With teeth like razors.
00:31:21 And l was, like,
00:31:23 You're gonna come
00:31:27 Do the muscle thing, the muscle thing.
00:31:29 Oh, right.
00:31:30 So l told that dude, ''You see this guy?''
00:31:34 Well, he's got a brother.
00:31:37 And l think it's time
00:31:42 - [laughs]
00:31:44 You see, mon. l told you.
00:31:47 [lady fish] Pardon me.
00:31:48 - Move it!
00:31:50 - She seems so nice on TV.
00:31:53 As the first fish in history to ever
00:31:57 Does this mean you're now protector
00:32:01 Katie, l'm gonna keep it real.
00:32:03 - l can call you Katie?
00:32:05 Any shark try to mess around
00:32:09 [roaring]
00:32:13 Yeah, it's poetic.
00:32:16 Oscar. Hmm.
00:32:18 Oscar.
00:32:21 Get out of here, you barracudas. Any
00:32:26 - And you are?
00:32:27 - Sykes, with a ''y''.
00:32:34 You want to see my puppets?
00:32:37 [raspy voice] Hello.
00:32:39 Could you excuse us
00:32:43 - My manager?
00:32:45 - We're gonna make a fortune.
00:32:47 Forget the 5 G's.
00:32:50 - So what are we talking about?
00:32:53 - That's generous.
00:32:55 - l don't think so.
00:32:57 - You get 1 5.
00:32:58 - 20.
00:32:59 Dude, you're goin' the wrong way.
00:33:01 50-50.
00:33:02 - You happy?
00:33:04 - No.
00:33:09 My manager and l are now prepared
00:33:12 Oscar, are you going to continue
00:33:15 Please, l barely work here now.
00:33:18 Keep it up, kid. You're slayin' 'em.
00:33:20 No. He's slayin' sharks.
00:33:22 Hey, that's good.
00:33:24 Oscar the Sharkslayer.
00:33:26 Whoa! A sharkslayer.
00:33:29 [Katie] You heard it here first.
00:33:30 From now on, any shark tries
00:33:41 [shark] Nomine Patri, et Filii,
00:33:47 I could fly higher than an eagle
00:33:55 If you are the wind beneath my wings
00:33:59 [coughs]
00:34:01 - Frankie, we'll miss you.
00:34:07 lt's a terrible thing, Don Lino.
00:34:11 May whoever did this
00:34:14 May his stinking, maggot-covered
00:34:21 Thank you for your kind thoughts,
00:34:25 Oh, and may Lenny be found safe
00:34:30 Oh, Lenny...
00:34:33 - Don't worry, boss.
00:34:37 We gotta find him.
00:34:39 We're searching everywhere.
00:34:43 What's wrong with that kid?
00:34:46 Frankie, God rest his soul,
00:34:52 Oh... Luca. Who could have done this?
00:34:57 Oh... Luca. Who could have done this?
00:34:57 [clears throat]
00:35:01 please accept my deepest condolences.
00:35:04 Thank you, Don Feinberg,
00:35:08 l got some news,
00:35:13 - [breaks wind]
00:35:19 Let's... Yeah, let's talk over here.
00:35:24 He come out of nowhere, this guy.
00:35:27 Calls himself ''The Sharkslayer''.
00:35:32 [clears throat] lra, over here.
00:35:34 - Sorry. ''The Sharkslayer''.
00:35:39 He's from the Southside Reef.
00:35:43 Thank you.
00:35:47 - Any requests?
00:35:49 - [Don Feinberg] That Titanic song?
00:35:52 Get Sykes.
00:35:55 l wanna find this guy.
00:35:57 where he lives,
00:36:00 He pops a gill? l wanna know about it.
00:36:04 [male fish] Here he is. The Sharkslayer.
00:36:04 [male fish] Here he is. The Sharkslayer.
00:36:07 [ Mary J. Blige: Got To Be Real]
00:36:14 - I think I love you, baby
00:36:18 - I think I need you, baby
00:36:22 - Uh-huh
00:36:28 Oooh
00:36:31 Your love's for real now
00:36:35 - [elevator dings]
00:36:38 And my love
00:36:43 Let's get this party started right.
00:36:48 [scratching]
00:36:52 There he is, the big O.
00:36:54 - Sykes.
00:36:57 Oscar, raise the reef.
00:37:01 - Uh, yeah...
00:37:04 Yeah, that's pretty...
00:37:06 Come on, cabbage patch.
00:37:07 Come on, cabbage patch.
00:37:08 - Angie, you made it.
00:37:12 Come on. You didn't have to get
00:37:15 What does every bachelor pad need?
00:37:19 A lava lamp?
00:37:22 You know what, l'm gonna put it
00:37:30 Hey, come on, Ang. l wanna show you
00:37:38 - How great is this view?
00:37:43 - l know. lt's beautiful, right?
00:37:46 Like you... your new apartment.
00:37:54 What l'm trying to say
00:37:58 Yeah. lt was nothing, really, you know.
00:38:02 Hey... Hey, oh, you know what,
00:38:06 l'll be right back.
00:38:13 - l'm back.
00:38:15 You know what, Ang?
00:38:17 Where l am right now,
00:38:21 All my dreams comin' true...
00:38:23 ln a weird kinda way...
00:38:27 Well, l never
00:38:30 Oh, sure you could.
00:38:33 Well, probably not. [chuckles]
00:38:37 Ang. Here.
00:38:39 Oh! Oscar!
00:38:43 l know. l know.
00:38:47 That's okay.
00:38:48 Bam! Huh?
00:38:51 My grandmother's pearl.
00:38:55 With interest.
00:38:58 - and l never forget who my friends are.
00:39:01 [both chuckle]
00:39:09 Ang, l...
00:39:11 [Lola] Oh, hi.
00:39:11 [Lola] Oh, hi.
00:39:13 l'm not interrupting something, am l?
00:39:15 - Yes, we're talking.
00:39:17 Hey, Lola. Wow. You're here.
00:39:20 - [clears throat]
00:39:22 You, er, you gotta come best
00:39:25 Uh, uh, eat my best men, Wangie...
00:39:28 Your best friend? Oh, that's sweet.
00:39:30 So you won't mind
00:39:34 [music plays in background]
00:39:42 So, look who's a somebody after all.
00:39:46 - Well, you know...
00:39:49 On the... on the edge of the reef!
00:39:53 Sharks. Okay, everybody go home
00:39:56 spend the last few hours
00:40:04 Oh...
00:40:06 l mean...
00:40:08 That's the way
00:40:10 We'd have been all scrambling
00:40:13 - but not since Oscar came to town.
00:40:16 So, Lola, baby, just wait here
00:40:19 l'm gonna go
00:40:21 - Go get 'em, tiger.
00:40:26 [laughs, growls]
00:40:28 - All right, Oscar.
00:40:30 - [growls]
00:40:35 [Oscar sobs and wails]
00:40:40 [shark] Lenny.
00:40:43 Where the heck is he? Lenny!
00:40:45 Hey. What are you doin'?
00:40:47 There's a sharkslayer out here.
00:40:49 Oh, yeah...
00:40:51 [whispers] Lenny? Lenny?
00:40:54 - [sighs with relief] That was close.
00:41:02 Don't panic.
00:41:05 [muffled scream]
00:41:06 Quiet. We're safe.
00:41:08 - Oh, no, not you again.
00:41:11 - Ah! What was that?!
00:41:14 - Shh! He could be anywhere.
00:41:18 Shh! The Sharkslayer.
00:41:22 - There's no sharkslayer out here.
00:41:26 [mimics chuckle] No, there is not.
00:41:29 Get a hold of yourself, man.
00:41:33 You the one acting crazy, crazy.
00:41:35 [sighs] You're right. l'm sorry.
00:41:41 the, uh,...
00:41:43 Don't cry.
00:41:45 [cries in anguish]
00:41:49 No, no, it's not all that. Just relax.
00:41:52 lt's my fault... kinda... not really...
00:41:58 You just need a little time, man.
00:42:01 - You think?
00:42:02 So, look, l'm gonna take off...
00:42:05 And you should just go home, okay?
00:42:08 - Okay.
00:42:12 - Wait.
00:42:13 - l didn't catch your name.
00:42:15 - l'm Lenny. Hi.
00:42:18 Where do you live?
00:42:20 Lenny, where l come from, fish
00:42:24 - Sorry.
00:42:26 There is no home for me now.
00:42:29 - You too big to be grabbing on me.
00:42:32 You won't even notice l'm there.
00:42:38 Are you crazy?
00:42:39 [sobs] Please. l'm begging you.
00:42:44 [kid] Put your fins on the wall
00:42:51 - Gotcha.
00:42:54 - Oscar.
00:42:56 - Check out my mad burner.
00:43:00 How ya like that?
00:43:01 Hey, y'all kids got some skills.
00:43:03 lt's wild style, doo.
00:43:06 What did l tell you?
00:43:08 And besides, it's not safe
00:43:11 lt is now, bro-bro.
00:43:14 Yeah, bro-bro.
00:43:15 - Sharkslayer?
00:43:16 [coughs loudly]
00:43:19 l need you off these streets, seriously.
00:43:22 Get your butts home. l'll tell your moms
00:43:25 - Let's go make Mr. Sykes puff up.
00:43:28 - Bye, Oscar.
00:43:30 Lenny.
00:43:33 l know. [laughing]
00:43:36 As if. [cackles]
00:43:38 l don't appreciate
00:43:41 No, wait up. Hey.
00:43:44 l don't want you mad at me,
00:43:46 and l certainly
00:43:49 You're having a good time?
00:43:54 Well, for your information,
00:43:57 Oscar the Sharkslayer.
00:44:01 - Wait. You mean, you...
00:44:05 When the anchor...
00:44:07 [gasps] Oh, you're a liar.
00:44:10 Hey, l didn't lie, all right?
00:44:14 But it was a little lie.
00:44:17 Man, l'm not explaining
00:44:19 - You're on your own.
00:44:21 And if, God forbid,
00:44:26 find out the truth about the Sharkslayer
00:44:30 - You wouldn't.
00:44:34 Uh... [tuts, sighs] Tssk!
00:44:37 Come here.
00:44:43 But, you know,
00:44:45 And l'm a Sharkslayer,
00:44:50 - You dig, dog?
00:44:52 Dog dig. Dig dog.
00:44:55 Just come on.
00:45:00 OK, Lenny, follow my every move
00:45:04 You got it.
00:45:05 Ooh, an echo.
00:45:08 Now batting
00:45:10 - [smacking]
00:45:11 - [smacking]
00:45:13 [ Justin Timberlake & Timbaland:
00:45:18 [siren]
00:45:44 - Ooh-ee
00:45:47 - [thud]
00:45:49 Ow!
00:45:51 - [shrieks]
00:45:55 - Get your tail in there.
00:46:01 Who was that? Who?
00:46:04 Yo. Crazy Joe.
00:46:06 l thought l heard something.
00:46:09 You have no idea, Joe.
00:46:12 That's great. Well, gotta go.
00:46:16 [ Theme From The Benny Hill Show]
00:46:18 [Crazy Joe laughs]
00:46:22 All right.
00:46:24 Ahh.
00:46:26 Hey, a bed.
00:46:28 Oh, yeah, that's good.
00:46:33 Snuggly, buggly, wuggly.
00:46:36 l love you, man.
00:46:38 - Whoa. Hold up.
00:46:42 Stop it.
00:46:43 OK, you wanna be friends? Fine.
00:46:46 But we gotta lay down some rules.
00:46:50 No snuggly, buggly...
00:46:54 You got it. Anything else?
00:46:56 Rule number two,
00:46:59 ln the event that possibly
00:47:02 Don't worry, l won't eat anyone.
00:47:04 lf you haven't noticed,
00:47:07 Let's put it that way,
00:47:10 - Define ''different''.
00:47:12 l'm not gonna laugh.
00:47:14 That's what you say,
00:47:17 Lenny, l give you my word.
00:47:20 Okay, l will tell you.
00:47:22 l'm... l'm a vegetarian.
00:47:30 [stifles laugh] Hold up.
00:47:35 - So that's it?
00:47:38 You're the first fish l ever told.
00:47:43 And my dad,
00:47:46 What's wrong with me?
00:47:48 Nothin' is wrong with you, man.
00:47:51 l think all sharks
00:47:53 God, that's sweet of you to say.
00:47:56 And stop blaming yourself
00:47:59 Really?
00:48:00 lf you wanna blame anybody,
00:48:02 lf l hadn't been there in the first
00:48:06 Jeez, if Pop knew that,
00:48:10 ''lce''. What's he,
00:48:13 - Yeah.
00:48:15 - Yeah, he is.
00:48:20 Hey. Are you all right?
00:48:21 Hey. Are you all right?
00:48:23 [screams]
00:48:24 - [laughs]
00:48:27 - Man. l told ya.
00:48:29 X, circle, X X, double left square,
00:48:32 - Double square. Respect.
00:48:34 l've got news for you.
00:48:37 So l'm now, what l like to call,
00:48:41 - Sykes.
00:48:44 Oh! Hey!... Sykes?
00:48:46 Hey, there he is.
00:48:50 - Whatever. Listen...
00:48:54 Sykes. The deal is off.
00:48:58 - l know. Ain't it great?
00:49:01 What do you mean?
00:49:03 That's right, l got the Sharkslayer
00:49:08 And he's gonna slay you
00:49:10 Sykes, shut up! Shut up!
00:49:12 Hey, that's good, l like that.
00:49:15 - Shut up, Lino. Shut up.
00:49:17 - What? Kid, he wants to talk to you.
00:49:21 Yeah, he's right here.
00:49:22 - [gently] Hello.
00:49:26 - You don't tell me ''shut up''.
00:49:29 - Hello?
00:49:30 Give me a pie with everything on it.
00:49:34 - Luca.
00:49:36 - Why you working in a pizza joint?
00:49:39 - But l'm hungry.
00:49:41 My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer.
00:49:43 They're gonna tear you fin from fin.
00:49:47 Come on, who's your puff daddy?
00:49:51 Come on, you two, we got work to do.
00:49:53 - Mon, l was winning.
00:49:56 They'll write songs about you.
00:49:58 Oh, the shark bites
00:50:00 - Sykes.
00:50:02 - Sing it, mon.
00:50:04 Kicked his butt
00:50:06 Sykes, man!
00:50:07 - Come on.
00:50:10 Hey. Lola?
00:50:14 You just be poppin' up,
00:50:16 - Well, you said to wait, so... [claps]
00:50:18 - Well, you said to wait, so... [claps]
00:50:20 l've been waiting.
00:50:22 [laughs nervously]
00:50:25 for the hand-clappy
00:50:27 music-playing-in-the-dark thing.
00:50:29 - What are you afraid of?
00:50:32 Yeah, that's funny. l ain't afraid
00:50:36 Oh, baby, you are so tense.
00:50:38 Yeah, l've been stressed lately,
00:50:42 l do that by myself, you know.
00:50:44 - lt's just crazy.
00:50:48 Yeah, you know,
00:50:51 Actually, l was thinking about retiring.
00:50:53 - You don't want to do that.
00:50:56 You have worked your way to the top.
00:50:59 You don't want to go back to the bottom,
00:51:03 No.
00:51:05 No.
00:51:07 No way.
00:51:08 You just show 'em who's boss
00:51:13 Yeah, you're right.
00:51:19 [handle clicks, creaking]
00:51:23 Psst!
00:51:24 Lenny? Where are you?
00:51:27 Hello, Oscar.
00:51:29 Angie. Hey, what are you doing here?
00:51:34 What, did you forget something?
00:51:36 Oh, maybe you forgot your shark.
00:51:40 [slurping]
00:51:41 Hi.
00:51:42 Uh... Shark!
00:51:46 Quick, before it's too late.
00:51:49 Oh, stop it. Your pet shark here
00:51:53 Dang, Lenny, why would you do that?
00:51:55 l don't know... l like her.
00:51:57 Thank you. l like you, too.
00:51:59 What were you thinking,
00:52:02 No, l'm still working out the kinks.
00:52:04 Kinks? You lied.
00:52:06 Everybody thinks you slayed the shark.
00:52:09 - Who am l to tell them they're wrong?
00:52:13 Don't take it personally.
00:52:16 All right, look, l'm sorry.
00:52:20 but listen, l got just one
00:52:23 - Oh, what's that?
00:52:28 And they should.
00:52:31 You'd take credit
00:52:33 and then everything would be fine
00:52:37 Uh... yeah.
00:52:40 But, hey, don't you worry about it.
00:52:42 Me and Lenny got it.
00:52:44 ''We''? l don't want any part of this.
00:52:46 Too late, veggie-boy.
00:52:49 Point taken. What's the plan?
00:52:52 - This is what we gonna do.
00:52:55 You tell the truth.
00:53:00 [both laugh]
00:53:02 All right, look,
00:53:05 We're gonna paint you up all bloody.
00:53:07 Then you gonna swim out and
00:53:11 And you're gonna say, ''Stop.
00:53:15 ''That Sharkslayer's crazy, man!''
00:53:17 ''He beat me senseless.
00:53:21 Then you could tell 'em l'm huge.
00:53:24 - Throw that in, say l'm buff.
00:53:27 Actually, he hasn't gone far enough.
00:53:31 Exactly. What?
00:53:33 You need to slay a shark,
00:53:38 Here's what we're gonna do.
00:53:42 Katie Current, reporting live.
00:53:44 - We've had unconfirmed reports of a...
00:53:48 [Lenny hums Theme From Jaws]
00:53:54 - Da-da-da
00:54:06 [chuckles]
00:54:08 [bellows]
00:54:12 Da-da-da-da!
00:54:14 [snarls]
00:54:19 Holy mackerel.
00:54:21 Hey, Ang. Oscar's on the TV.
00:54:23 Show me that.
00:54:29 Do you hear them, Lenny?
00:54:30 They are goin' crazy, man.
00:54:33 They love you. They hate me.
00:54:35 l can be the Fishslayer.
00:54:38 Come on, man. You sell this,
00:54:42 You can start a new life.
00:54:45 Okay. [purrs]
00:54:48 [clears throat]
00:54:50 [roars]
00:54:56 - Like that?
00:55:00 Let's go.
00:55:03 ls that all? Do you understand
00:55:10 Lenny. Lenny! Lenny!
00:55:13 [everyone gasps]
00:55:15 Turn off your TV. Turn off your TV.
00:55:21 [Oscar] Don't swallow.
00:55:24 - Oscar?
00:55:27 - [Oscar] Why did you do that?
00:55:30 No. ''Sorry'' is when you step on
00:55:33 ''Sorry'' is when you say,
00:55:36 and it turns out the person's just fat.
00:55:38 This is as far away from ''sorry''
00:55:42 But, Oscar, l think l'm gonna puke.
00:55:45 No, no.
00:55:49 Nice and easy.
00:55:57 [Oscar strains]
00:56:00 [cheering]
00:56:01 [Oscar] Are you not entertained?
00:56:05 You can't handle the truth.
00:56:09 You had me at hello.
00:56:10 [ Elvis Vs JXL:
00:56:13 Turn your TV back on.
00:56:16 - [Oscar yells]
00:56:32 This reef is huge.
00:56:36 [wailing]
00:56:39 - [thud]
00:56:47 This is it, Lenny. Big finish.
00:56:51 - The flying fish?
00:56:57 A little help here, buddy boy?
00:56:59 - Sorry.
00:57:11 [screams]
00:57:16 [Lenny wails]
00:57:21 Curse you, Sharkslayer.
00:57:27 [wails]
00:57:30 [quietens wails]
00:57:34 [makes crashing sound]
00:57:37 [sighs]
00:57:40 Yeah, and you tell Don Lame-o
00:57:44 that l don't never,
00:57:47 want to see another shark
00:57:53 Remember this name.
00:57:55 Oscar the Sharkslayer.
00:57:58 You see? You see?
00:58:00 [crowd chants] Oscar! Oscar!
00:58:04 - Yay!
00:58:06 Oscar, boom bye-ay
00:58:09 Look at Oscar.
00:58:10 Oscar, boom bye-ay
00:58:14 Woo! Hey... Lola.
00:58:17 [TV] Seems The Sharkslayer not only
00:58:20 but maybe a few hearts?
00:58:22 Has the reef's most eligible bachelor
00:58:25 I'm Katie Current, here live,
00:58:27 watching the Sharkslayer making out.
00:58:31 Hey, Angie,
00:58:36 Thank you.
00:58:38 Look who stepped in the room! [laughs]
00:58:42 [laughs] Yeah!
00:58:43 Oscar and Lenny. What a team, baby.
00:58:46 High fin. Low fin.
00:58:48 Yo, did you see me?
00:58:50 [makes kung fu noises]
00:58:52 l was crazy.
00:58:54 When you punched me,
00:58:56 Yeah, they ate it up.
00:58:57 You didn't know
00:59:00 - lt was like an Oscar-splosion.
00:59:02 - You was the bomb.
00:59:05 And hey, hey, hey, Casanova.
00:59:11 Nice smooch, lover boy.
00:59:13 lxnay on the isskay, man.
00:59:16 Private?
00:59:19 Hey, somebody's in a bad mood.
00:59:22 - Show me the smile, baby...
00:59:24 - What has gotten into you?
00:59:27 l swear, sometimes l wanna take
00:59:32 Ang, what is the problem?
00:59:34 Problem? No problem.
00:59:37 Miss Perfect is the one
00:59:39 Hey, you guys...
00:59:40 - What do you got against Lola?
00:59:45 - What's goin' on?
00:59:47 Why would you even care
00:59:50 - l don't.
00:59:51 - No.
00:59:52 - l don't know.
00:59:54 [both] No!
00:59:55 Just tell me, Oscar, 'cause l'm curious.
00:59:58 Why do you think
01:00:00 Do you think for one minute
01:00:03 if you weren't the famous Sharkslayer?
01:00:05 - Please, don't fight.
01:00:07 She treats me like l'm somebody.
01:00:09 - Would she love you if you were nobody?
01:00:13 l did.
01:00:18 Before the money,
01:00:22 Before the lie.
01:00:25 To me you were a somebody, Oscar.
01:00:27 Now you're nothing but a fake.
01:00:30 A sham. A con.
01:00:33 You're a joke.
01:00:35 [Lenny] Here l come...
01:00:37 [Lenny] Here l come...
01:00:37 Ta-da!
01:00:51 - Angie...
01:00:55 l'm tired of hearing how everything
01:00:59 lncluding me.
01:01:09 - [Lenny] Angie?
01:01:13 Go, go back and do it again.
01:01:19 Hey, come on.
01:01:22 lt'll be OK.
01:01:26 [ lndia Arie: Get It Together]
01:01:34 One shot to your heart
01:01:39 No-one has the power to hurt you
01:01:44 Kept it inside
01:01:50 You can't handle the truth.
01:01:52 You've got Shark Breath.
01:01:54 And now you only
01:01:59 If you continue to live this way
01:02:05 - Get it together
01:02:10 - Get it together
01:02:15 Whatsoever...
01:02:18 What you kids doing?
01:02:22 lt's past your bed time. Go on.
01:02:26 Hey. What are you kids up to?
01:02:28 That looks pretty good.
01:02:34 You can fly, fly, fly, fly
01:02:39 You can live or you can die
01:02:44 You know that life
01:02:49 You can give or you can take
01:02:54 You can fly, fly, fly, fly
01:02:59 You can fly, fly...
01:03:01 [deep voice] Preparation ''O''.
01:03:04 lt slays hemorrhoids
01:03:08 Hey, Oscar.
01:03:10 [whale] Preparation O...
01:03:14 Angie was right. l am a joke.
01:03:17 [tuts]
01:03:19 Hey, Sharkslayer.
01:03:22 Why are you out here?
01:03:26 Not all my friends.
01:03:27 You mean that little bottom feeder
01:03:30 Forget about her.
01:03:34 No, l'm the nobody.
01:03:36 [laughs]
01:03:38 Oh, let me guess.
01:03:42 ls that it? [laughs]
01:03:46 lt's not like you feel
01:03:57 You know, l don't think
01:04:00 Wait, are you dumping me?
01:04:07 Let me explain something to you.
01:04:09 We're gonna party
01:04:11 [thudding]
01:04:14 - Ha! Young love.
01:04:18 [ The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself
01:04:21 [ The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself
01:04:24 Sugar-pie, honey-bunch
01:04:27 You know that I love you
01:04:31 I can't help myself
01:04:34 I love you and nobody else...
01:04:36 - Hey, Oscar!
01:04:39 l need to tell her l love her.
01:04:42 You come and you go...
01:04:45 Way to go, Oscar.
01:04:46 - lrie. Whale Wash, where you...
01:04:47 - lrie. Whale Wash, where you...
01:04:49 - Where you get a whale of a wash...
01:04:52 ...and the price is very, very low,
01:04:57 How many times do l have to tell you?
01:04:59 ''You get a whale of a wash,
01:05:02 - Me gets it, man.
01:05:04 - Whale Wash?
01:05:07 Gimme that. Get outta here.
01:05:08 Gimme that. Get outta here.
01:05:10 - Sykes, where's Angie?
01:05:12 Whale Wash,
01:05:14 lt's for you.
01:05:16 Hello?
01:05:17 - Is this the Sharkslayer?
01:05:20 lt's Luca the Octo...
01:05:23 Now you follow these instructions
01:05:26 File cabinet. Top drawer.
01:05:31 That's right, tough guy,
01:05:34 There's a sit-down in one hour.
01:05:37 - Who is it?
01:05:39 Be there, if you don't wanna see her
01:05:44 The dead ones.
01:05:46 Now, nod your head
01:05:50 Now, tell me if you nodded your head.
01:05:53 l nodded.
01:05:55 [dialling tone]
01:05:57 They got Angie.
01:06:01 l never meant for anybody to get hurt,
01:06:04 This is all my fault.
01:06:06 Classic move.
01:06:08 They take the thing you love the most,
01:06:15 We gotta go to that sit-down
01:06:18 Whoa. Look, l wanna save Angie, too,
01:06:20 but l can't waltz in and say,
01:06:23 - Lenny?
01:06:26 Fake?
01:06:27 We're gonna need
01:06:29 [laughs] This is a joke, right?
01:06:32 Because l told Lino...
01:06:34 [Sykes] Shut up, Lino. Shut up.
01:06:37 [high-pitched]
01:06:40 - Tell me you're a real Sharkslayer.
01:06:47 But the sharks don't know that.
01:06:54 [both gulp]
01:06:57 [hyperventilates]
01:07:00 [shark coughs]
01:07:04 [both gasp in terror]
01:07:12 - [snarls]
01:07:15 Will you stop screwin' around?
01:07:19 Thank you, Sykes. Thank you.
01:07:21 My man Sykes just begged me
01:07:26 not to murder-lise all y'all up in here.
01:07:29 Now, l might listen to him,
01:07:32 And that depends
01:07:35 of all the individuals in here,
01:07:39 Ain't that right?
01:07:41 Look, he's got dolphin muscle.
01:07:43 My uncle Vito got whacked
01:07:46 Now which one of you sardines
01:07:49 - That would be me.
01:07:53 So, this is the Sharkslayer.
01:07:55 l've been lookin' forward
01:07:58 l feel like we're practically family.
01:08:00 Funny, ain't it?
01:08:02 l brought my kids into the world,
01:08:06 and you took them out.
01:08:09 You know who l am?
01:08:13 l'm the Don.
01:08:16 Hey, boss, l saved you a seat.
01:08:20 l've been runnin' this reef
01:08:23 And if you thought a guy like me
01:08:27 Guess what?
01:08:30 [muffled screams]
01:08:34 Pah. Man, you the one who's wrong.
01:08:36 l barely even know that girl.
01:08:40 Oh, yeah?
01:08:45 - Marone, if l wasn't married...
01:08:50 Lola. We meet again.
01:08:54 You know, Sharkslayer, there's only
01:08:59 Revenge.
01:09:01 - [sharks swoon]
01:09:03 Your sharkslayin' days are over.
01:09:06 And there ain't nothing
01:09:10 [Oscar laughs]
01:09:18 [Lenny and Sykes laugh]
01:09:23 - Huh? What's so funny?
01:09:26 You got nothing. Nothing.
01:09:29 Sebastian, take her out.
01:09:35 [Oscar hums U Can't Touch This]
01:09:37 [Oscar hums U Can't Touch This]
01:09:38 Can't touch this.
01:09:41 Can't touch this.
01:09:42 Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
01:09:44 Stop. Oscar time.
01:09:46 OK, new rules.
01:09:48 Nobody, l repeat, nobody,
01:09:52 l am the Panama Canal, baby.
01:09:55 From now on,
01:09:58 What'd he do? l can't see it.
01:10:00 You don't lose a tooth, you don't
01:10:04 OK.
01:10:05 lf you sneeze, you don't wipe
01:10:09 OK.
01:10:10 And you don't say ''OK''
01:10:13 - OK?
01:10:15 Oh-oh. OK, thank you all for coming.
01:10:18 One more thing. What's with
01:10:22 - Oscar.
01:10:24 - Get yourselves a real hideout.
01:10:27 And take a good look, Lino.
01:10:29 lt's over. You're old school.
01:10:32 - Oscar.
01:10:35 [retches]
01:10:38 [Lenny] The horror. The horror.
01:10:43 [laughs sheepishly] Um... excuse me.
01:10:47 - Ang, are you OK?
01:10:51 He ate me..
01:10:52 l couldn't take it.
01:10:55 Lenny?
01:10:58 ls that you?
01:11:02 You're alive?
01:11:04 l thought l lost you.
01:11:06 What are you wearing? Huh?
01:11:23 [gasps of astonishment]
01:11:26 Boss, it's Lenny. He was wearing
01:11:30 but now he's not wearing a disguise,
01:11:35 - Hi, Pop.
01:11:37 Are you kiddin' me?
01:11:40 Do you have any idea
01:11:42 This is the best sit-down
01:11:46 What are you doing with him? He took out
01:11:49 - But, Pop, listen...
01:11:51 You never take sides
01:11:54 Hey, Don. Lino. Sir. lt's not his fault.
01:11:59 What did l ever do to you?
01:12:01 You took Frankie away
01:12:06 l'm gonna get you.
01:12:08 - [Angie] Oscar, look out.
01:12:19 You're gonna regret the day
01:12:22 Well, well, well.
01:12:24 Look who's stuck in the porthole.
01:12:28 You still hungry, big guy?
01:12:30 Well, say hello to my little friends.
01:12:32 - [buzzing]
01:12:37 [wails]
01:12:46 - Try it again.
01:12:48 you get a whale of a wash
01:12:50 Oh, my gosh.
01:12:51 All right. You got it right.
01:12:54 Everybody out of the way.
01:12:59 - Blow out.
01:13:08 Come on, Lino,
01:13:15 Pop, leave him alone.
01:13:25 All right, Lino. Game's over.
01:13:34 - Lenny? What are you doing in there?
01:13:37 Where's Lino?
01:13:39 - He's right behind me, isn't he?
01:13:50 Whoa!
01:13:55 Let's finish this, Sharkslayer.
01:13:57 Oh, we're about to.
01:14:20 [whirring]
01:14:25 - [music on headphones]
01:14:29 [muttering]
01:14:32 OK, somebody needs to
01:14:35 - Today.
01:14:39 - Angie...
01:14:41 This time, luring two sharks
01:14:45 Oscar, you're the somebody
01:14:48 The top of the food chain.
01:14:52 - Angie.
01:14:54 l need a head start
01:14:57 - Look what you did to him.
01:14:59 Sharkslayer. Over here.
01:15:01 [chant] Sharkslayer. Sharkslayer.
01:15:06 Stop!
01:15:08 l am not a real Sharkslayer!
01:15:13 [everyone gasps]
01:15:20 - l lied.
01:15:23 And l'm not
01:15:29 OK. lt was an anchor
01:15:32 l didn't have anything to do with it,
01:15:36 lf that was true,
01:15:38 Because you always wanted me
01:15:42 l'll never be the shark
01:15:45 What is your problem?
01:15:48 So your son likes kelp.
01:15:51 So he likes to dress like a dolphin.
01:15:56 Everybody loves him
01:16:00 Why can't you?
01:16:04 Don't make the same mistake that l did.
01:16:07 l didn't know what l had
01:16:17 Will you get me outta this
01:16:19 so l can hug my kid
01:16:23 Pop.
01:16:26 [whirring]
01:16:30 Come here, you.
01:16:33 l love you, Son, no matter
01:16:38 [Angie] Oscar?
01:16:40 Angie?
01:16:48 Angie, l wish l knew now
01:16:53 l mean, l wish you knew
01:16:56 l mean, before this...
01:16:58 - You're blowin' it, man.
01:17:01 lt's emotional and it's pressure.
01:17:04 What l'm saying, l just...
01:17:06 l didn't need the top of the reef.
01:17:09 Everything l wanted was right there
01:17:13 Well, what about being a somebody?
01:17:17 l'm nobody without you.
01:17:26 [bells jingle]
01:17:28 [Joe makes smoochy noises]
01:17:30 You're not helping.
01:17:33 Come here,
01:17:41 l never told you two this, but you're
01:17:46 C'mon, group hug.
01:17:48 Sorry, man.
01:17:49 Come, Sykes, try again, mon.
01:17:52 Forget it. The moment's gone.
01:17:54 So, uh, Lino... Uh, Don...
01:17:58 We cool, right?
01:18:01 Walk the streets, you know, without...
01:18:04 Yeah, we're cool.
01:18:06 [cheering]
01:18:09 Oscar. Excuse me.
01:18:11 You've lost everything
01:18:14 Tell me, what's next for you?
01:18:18 Come on, everyone's waiting,
01:18:22 All right, l just gotta put
01:18:26 Love ya, Pop.
01:18:27 - Yo, dog.
01:18:29 All right, partner,
01:18:32 All right, partner,
01:18:33 Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash
01:18:38 [ Car Wash]
01:18:39 Yo, E, B.
01:18:44 Yo, yo.
01:18:48 Yo, Christina. Missy.
01:18:50 How about we have
01:18:53 Yo, small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
01:18:55 You might not ever get rich
01:18:59 Let me tell you,
01:19:03 There ain't no tellin'
01:19:06 [Oscar] Don't try this at home.
01:19:08 A movie star or maybe a common thief
01:19:11 - Workin' at the car wash
01:19:15 - At the car wash, yeah
01:19:19 - At the car wash
01:19:22 Hey, Angie,
01:19:25 but we brought some new customers.
01:19:27 Hey, how ya doin'?
01:19:28 Wow.
01:19:30 OK, guys, come on in.
01:19:32 This ain't no place to be
01:19:36 Let me tell you it's always cool
01:19:40 And the boss don't mind sometimes
01:19:43 - Working at the car wash...
01:19:47 l'm snapping it.
01:19:49 - A lot of great whites can't do it, yo.
01:19:51 - Yo, what's up?
01:19:53 Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo...
01:19:55 You say ''yo'' one more time,
01:19:57 - l'm gonna yo you.
01:19:59 - OK, doo, l pimped your hide.
01:20:04 Hey. You think this is funny?
01:20:06 What am l, a clown to you?
01:20:11 Car wash
01:20:13 Sharks in the water
01:20:14 When I swim through the grim
01:20:16 You can make y'all bets
01:20:19 - I'm one big catch
01:20:21 Bow down player...
01:20:22 - What you got?
01:20:25 You gotta be kidding.
01:20:30 9 to 5
01:20:34 You got served.
01:20:35 Workin' at the car wash
01:20:38 Hey yeah
01:20:40 At the car wash, yeah
01:20:42 Come on, work, baby, work it
01:20:44 - At the car wash
01:20:48 At the car wash, yeah
01:20:50 Come on, work, baby, work it
01:20:53 At the car wash
01:20:56 Workin' at the car wash, yeah
01:20:59 So come on, come on,
01:21:08 Now keep it comin'
01:21:15 You may not ever get rich, but hey
01:21:19 A Shark Tale exclusive
01:21:22 Ooh, hey
01:21:24 Get your car washed today
01:21:26 Ooh, hey
01:21:28 Get your car washed today
01:21:34 [ D1 2: Lies And Rumors]
01:22:34 [bell]
01:22:37 Hello? Hello.
01:22:41 Oscar? Listen, baby,
01:22:44 but, come on, you'd have to be crazy
01:22:50 Did someone say crazy?
01:22:55 [ Justin Timberlake & Timbaland:
01:23:15 Taxi.
01:23:17 Hey, taxi.
01:23:19 Hello.
01:23:46 Hi. You gonna eat
01:23:50 Eurgh! Too much butter.
01:23:53 Hey, a nacho.
01:24:35 [siren]
01:24:47 [ Mary J Blige: Got To Be Real]
01:25:39 You're not even halfway done yet.
01:26:37 [ Cheryl Lynn: Sweet Kind Of Life]
01:26:43 What? You see this guy?
01:26:46 Always on the phone.
01:28:14 [ Pussy Cat Dolls: We Went As Far
01:28:32 Man, have you guys seen
01:28:36 Stinky.
01:29:31 What you doing? Go on, get outta here.
01:29:37 Subtitle by Vince for Divxstation.