Shark Tale
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[shrieks] |
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[grunts] |
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- [Jaws theme] |
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[muffled shriek] |
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- Hi. l'm Lenny. |
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Oh, little buddy, did l scare you? |
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Wake up. Okay, don't worry about it, |
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Keep holding your breath, little wormie. |
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- Yo, Lenny. |
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- [Frankie] Move it. Pop's waiting. |
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Okay, buddy, you're free. |
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Just go. Cry freedom. |
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[shrieks] |
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- You almost gave me a heart attack. |
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l was just... |
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picking you some flowers. |
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Hey, Mom said it's not okay to hit. |
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Mom's not here. |
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[hums Jaws theme] |
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Don't. |
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[Lenny] Don't. |
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- That song gives me the creeps. |
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[interference] Are they gone? |
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You sure? |
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Good morning, Southside Reef. |
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We've received official confirmation |
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I repeat: the sharks are gone. |
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Don't worry |
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Don't worry |
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About a thing |
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Every little thing |
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Is gonna be all right |
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Don't worry |
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About a thing |
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Tuna Turner. |
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Mussel Crowe. |
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Jessica Shrimpson. |
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Cod Stewart. |
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[seal barks] |
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[Katie] Up next, a mother of 800 |
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But first, over to Janice |
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Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion |
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There's an overturned mackerel. |
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Get out those shell phones and call in |
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[garbled yelling] |
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Don't you yell at me. |
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[ragga scatting] |
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- Yup. lt's fake. |
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About a thing |
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Every little thing |
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Is gonna be all right |
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[silence] |
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[groans] |
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According to the latest Scallop Poll, |
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Join us tonight for an in-depth report. |
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How long must this reef |
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Is there no hero among us? |
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Who can stop this shark menace? |
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Hi, l'm Oscar. You might think you know, |
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[rap music] |
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Welcome to my crib. The good life, |
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Check it out, |
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with 6-speaker surround, |
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and an 8-track player for days when |
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old school. [laughs] |
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'Cause even a superstar |
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has to have the basic necessities. |
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Yeah, like money. [laughs] |
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Come on, Shorties. |
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'Cause you so broke, |
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That's very funny. |
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Hey, Oscar. |
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- Be right there. Hang onto these. |
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Yo, doo. |
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Yo, Crazy Joe. |
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Now that you live in that penthouse, |
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That's a billboard, Crazy Joe. |
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You live in a billboard? |
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- Hey, Oscar. Look who came to visit. |
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- [Shorties] Gotcha. |
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- Shouldn't you be in school? |
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Right back at me, huh? |
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Look, l'm on my way. |
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- And clean that stuff up. |
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[ intro from Car Wash] |
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[ intro from Car Wash] |
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See ya, Oscar. [laughs] |
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Say what, say what |
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Car wash, car wash |
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Yo, what's up, fellas? |
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What's up? |
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Hey. Reef side. |
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- Yo, Johnson, is it lunch yet? |
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That's my point. |
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Hey, Headphone Guy. |
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- Lookin' good, ladies. |
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Keep up the bad work. |
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Huh? |
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l'm already punched in? |
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Angie. |
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Good morning. Can l help you? |
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[deep] One wash and lube, please. |
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- Hot wax? |
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Kelp scrape? We're having a special. |
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Why not? lt is mating season, |
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Sykes' Whale Wash. |
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oh, my gosh. |
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. |
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May l suggest a barnacle peel? |
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- Good. |
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- Oh, my gosh. Hi, Oscar. |
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Yo, l'm sorry, Dun. |
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Would you hold for one moment, please? |
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- Oscar. |
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Let me see it. |
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- Come on. |
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Please, you fired? |
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'Cause then l would have |
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Oh, you don't mean that. |
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Course l do. You're like my best friend. |
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[gasps] |
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[groans] |
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Listen, tell me |
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This is like the best idea ever, |
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lt's a sure thing, |
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- Bottled water. |
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All l need is an advance |
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and, Ang, l am out of this place. |
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Oscar. |
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lnstead of getting in Mr. Sykes' face |
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go do something |
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which by some miracle you still have. |
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Oh. |
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l almost forgot. |
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- l brought you some breakfast. |
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Your favorite. |
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Oh, my gosh! |
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Thank you for holding. Busy, busy. |
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Go. How can l help you? |
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[muffled voice] |
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No, l'm sorry. |
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He won't be back till later. |
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How are my little babies this morning? |
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You miss me? You doin' good? |
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Huh? Huh? |
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You see, Sykes, |
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it's a fish-eat-fish world. |
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[winces] |
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Truer words have never been spoken. |
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Now, you and me, we worked together |
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Please, Don Lino, |
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- You know... |
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Let me finish. |
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- Raising and protecting them... |
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He's the best, right? |
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- lt's all been to prepare... |
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- ...to prepare them... |
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...for the day they run the reef. |
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- [sighs] |
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- [sighs] |
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Luca. |
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I like big butts |
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You other brothers... |
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Hey, boss. Big Butts. [chuckles] |
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Oi vey! |
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Long story short, from now on |
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- Capiche? |
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Lenny? Frankie, l understand. |
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l'm dead serious. |
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Now Lenny, he's got the brains. |
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- He's special all right. |
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- Nothing. l'm just sayin'... |
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look you in the eye, |
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- What? |
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You said ''what'' first. |
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l didn't say what, |
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You said ''And then, what?'' |
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No, l said ''what what'', like what what? |
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- You said ''what'' first. |
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No, you misunderstood. |
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Sorry we're late, Pop. |
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Sorry we're late, Pop. |
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[sarcastic laugh] You're a comic genius. |
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Look, all l'm saying is |
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My Lenny is a killer. You hear me? |
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Huh? |
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That's it! That's it! You are out! |
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What? |
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- You're fired. |
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And on top of that, |
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For what? |
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So nothing happens |
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[Oscar] Welcome to Oscar's crib. |
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60-foot slime-covered tongue |
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and plankton-encrusted teeth |
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old school. |
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Stop your moaning, Oscar. |
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That's true. l could have this job |
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Who's behind me? Whoever's behind me |
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[rumbling] |
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lndigestion. She's gonna blow! |
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Wait! Headphone Guy is still in there! |
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[dance music] |
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l got you, Headphone Guy! |
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[belch] |
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[laughs] |
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- Still think it could be worse? |
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Y'all funny. |
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[whale moans] |
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Soap in the eye! Soap in the eye! |
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lt's all right. |
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a free hot wax and all that. |
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- All right, go ahead, big baby. |
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All right. |
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- Well, look who it is, Bernie. |
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The boss be needin' to see you |
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- Right now. |
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My jellyfish brothers. Boo-ya-ka. |
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Hey, what's up, man? |
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What'd you say, Ang? Okay. |
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Fellas, l'm gonna go ahead over there. |
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But don't worry |
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[beatbox] About a thing |
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'Cause every little thing |
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That's not the way |
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[shrieks] |
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Sykes, my brother from another mother. |
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Show me dat. |
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Hey, baby, this is all gravy today. |
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- You're not snappin' it... |
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Hey, don't sweat it. |
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- Would you just sit down, okay? |
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l've been goin' over my markers. |
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- 5 G's, okay? |
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Oh, yeah? |
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That's crazy, look at that. |
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You wrote everything down |
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This a perfect example of why |
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You go, boy. |
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l have to pay Don Lino protection, |
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- How you figure that? |
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See, on top there's Don Lino. |
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- That's me. |
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There's plankton, there's amoebas... |
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- Then there's me? |
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There's coral, there's rocks, there's |
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That's messed up. |
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So if Don Lino's squeezin' me, |
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- What? |
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Sorry. |
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- Easy, boss, find your happy place. |
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There is no happy place with him here. |
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Okay, please. |
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That's all l'm asking. |
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All right. |
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'Cause l like you, |
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All of it? |
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That's your problem. Bring my 5,000 |
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- Or else what? |
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[both laugh] |
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- [sizzling] |
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[Angie] 5,000 clams? |
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You borrowed 5,000 clams |
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Oscar, why do you get yourself |
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l don't know, Ang. |
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lt's just hard, all right, |
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A really big pond. |
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l'm a nobody. |
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- Mrs. Sanchez? |
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It's ladies' night, |
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Ew. No. That. |
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The top of the reef. |
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l wanna be rich and famous like them, |
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Well, what's wrong with down here? |
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l'll tell you what's wrong |
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Remember my dad? |
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Ooh, child... |
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[Oscar] |
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Every year for 25 years. |
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To me, working at the Wash |
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But then I learned something |
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Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber! |
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Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! |
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Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! |
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My dad was the greatest. |
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But nobody loves a nobody. |
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l want to be a somebody. |
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Oscar , you don't have to live |
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[grunts] |
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What's the difference? lf l don't pay |
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l'm dead anyway, so... |
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Wait here. |
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What's this? |
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- A pink pearl? |
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Where'd you get that? |
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My grandmother gave it to me. |
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She said it started |
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but then, after a while, |
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Dreams can begin small too. |
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- No. No, l couldn't... |
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lt'll get you the money you need |
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What do you mean, you don't understand? |
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l don't want to have to say it again. |
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You're really giving me agita. |
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You see something, |
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That's what sharks do. |
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What's the matter with you? Your |
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- Thanks, Pop. |
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He does what he's supposed to do. |
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But you... l'm hearin' things. |
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You gotta understand, when you |
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- l can't have that. |
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Lenny. Lenny. Look at me. |
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This handin' over the business, |
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and you're acting |
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l need to know that |
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[sighs] |
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[splutters] |
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All right. Right here, |
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- [whimpers] |
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Here's the thing. |
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l'm on a diet. l read an article about |
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You know how many calories |
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A lot. |
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lt's true. |
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my sister had a baby and l took it over |
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and then the baby lost its legs |
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and now it's nothing but a stump |
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and it's growing and it's fairly happy, |
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but it's difficult 'cause l've been |
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to put food on the table, |
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but all the love l see in that little |
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True story. |
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- [sobs] |
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l'm not askin' you anymore. |
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- No. Have mercy. |
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- Eat! |
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Son, eat the shrimp! |
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No, please. |
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- Lenny! Eat, eat, eat! |
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Put the shrimp down! |
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Go now. No one's looking. |
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- You're free, now go. |
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You're a good person. |
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Come on, fellas. |
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Pop, l can handle the reef. |
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No. We're gonna do this as a family. |
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Frankie, l want you to take Lenny out, |
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- Come on, Pop. |
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Whether you like it or not. |
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[bell rings] |
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[bell rings] |
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[cheering] |
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That kid better show up |
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Just say the word, boss. |
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Carrying a big ol' envelope full of |
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Hurry up. This is our chance, |
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- You sure? |
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The race is rigged. We can't lose. |
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- What's the horse's name? |
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[speakers]...Lucky Day, at 200 to 1. |
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- We're gonna be rich! |
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Top of the reef, here l come. |
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No, wait. What am l doing? |
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Remember what Angie said. |
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What did Angie say? |
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Dreams can begin small. |
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You just have to... bet it all. |
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[commentator] And Lucky Day wins. |
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[rap music] |
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Five thousand on Lucky Day to win. |
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That's 200 to one. |
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Well , l guess that makes me |
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[echoes] The millionaire. |
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[echoes] The millionaire. |
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Lucky Day. Lucky Day. |
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She's dangerous, super bad |
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Better watch out, she'll take the cash |
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She's a gold digger |
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She's dangerous, super bad |
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Better watch out, she'll take the cash |
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She's a gold digger... |
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Nice bet. |
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[chuckles] |
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- You got a name? |
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- You wanna tell me what it is? |
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Well, mine's Lola. |
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C'mon, man! Get your game face on! |
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[yelps] |
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So,... [chuckles] Lola, my name's... |
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My name is Oscar, sweetie. |
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[gasps] Mrs. Sanchez. |
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The hippity-hop smooth talk |
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My bad. Hey, so... |
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Oscar. l was starting to think |
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Sykes! l see you're already on your way |
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What are you doing? |
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Mind bringing us back some drinks? |
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And some of them |
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- The ones with the toothpicks? |
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- Let me escort you to... my box. |
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His box?! You can't even afford |
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He just laid five grand on Lucky Day. |
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- Five grand? My five grand?! |
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You had the money to pay me back |
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- Hold up. |
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- Clearly l've made a mistake. |
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Look. Deep down, l'm really superficial. |
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And don't get me wrong, you're cute, |
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Oscar, you cute, but you're a nobody. |
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[Ernie] Wait. Lola. Come back. |
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l'm not a nobody. l'm a wiener. |
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[Ernie and Bernie laugh] |
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You are unbelievable. |
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and still you're askin' for more. |
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Oscar, you better pray |
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Bettin' my five thousand. |
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Hey. Outta my seat. |
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Unbelievable. |
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- Sit tight and watch the race. |
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[Ernie] Good eye. |
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[announcer] The horses are |
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Fish Fingers, then Seabiscuit |
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Lucky Day seems to be having trouble |
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- What? |
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Don't sweat it. |
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What's this? Lucky Day is now |
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and he's off and running. |
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Seabiscuit, Fish Fingers... |
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Please, Lucky Day. |
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Coming around the turn it's Seabiscuit |
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And here comes Lucky Day, |
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coming up from behind, |
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You see? Who's your fish now? Go. |
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Around the final turn, |
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Lucky Day's now caught up |
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They're head to head. Neck to neck. |
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l'm tired just thinkin' |
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- Look at Lucky Day go. |
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To the eastside... |
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[Commentator] Absolutely amazing! |
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It's Lucky Day. |
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[thud] |
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What happened? |
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We're movin' on up to the east... |
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No. |
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[rumbling, loud thud] |
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Here's Fish Fingers, |
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- And Fish Fingers wins. |
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No, Get outta my way. |
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Remember your ''happy place'', Sykes. |
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That's why they call him a long shot. |
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Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew? |
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Everything's set, it's a lock, |
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and he trips underwater. |
00:25:41 |
Who in the halibut trips underwater? |
00:25:45 |
- And by the way, on what? |
00:25:48 |
[high-pitched] Ernie. Bernie. |
00:25:52 |
and when you do, dig deeper. |
00:25:56 |
[wails] |
00:26:00 |
Sorry, kid. lt's nothing personal. |
00:26:09 |
Don't worry |
00:26:12 |
About a thing |
00:26:16 |
'Cause every little thing |
00:26:18 |
Is gonna be all right |
00:26:20 |
- This is how you sing it, Oscar. |
00:26:22 |
Sykes, he like you, mon. |
00:26:27 |
- But Sykes is not here. [laughs] |
00:26:32 |
Ernie, let me ask you a question. |
00:26:34 |
Yeah, mon? Go on. |
00:26:35 |
Why is it that me locks |
00:26:38 |
but they have no effect on me or you? |
00:26:40 |
- [zap] |
00:26:42 |
Ernie. l didn't mean it, Ernie. |
00:26:46 |
[laughs] |
00:26:48 |
Ernie, you made a joke. |
00:26:54 |
Bloodfire. |
00:26:57 |
[Lenny] |
00:27:00 |
[Frankie] lf you wanna make Pop happy, |
00:27:03 |
[Lenny] Or, l could find an old, sick |
00:27:05 |
[Frankie] lt's gettin' around, |
00:27:08 |
You know how fish talk. |
00:27:10 |
This, that, the other. How you doin'? |
00:27:14 |
Okay, seriously, l can't understand |
00:27:19 |
Specific? You want specific? |
00:27:22 |
- What am l gonna do? |
00:27:26 |
We do a couple of practice runs, |
00:27:30 |
you're a shark, life goes on. Capiche? |
00:27:32 |
Okay. Okay, capiche. |
00:27:35 |
Bingo. |
00:27:38 |
Right there. Dead ahead. You see it? |
00:27:43 |
All right. Come on. |
00:27:46 |
Frankie, l can do this. |
00:27:50 |
- Then don't bother comin' home. |
00:27:54 |
Hit him in the tail again. |
00:27:56 |
- l like the funny face he make. |
00:27:59 |
- Ernie. |
00:28:03 |
[muffled shouts] |
00:28:09 |
Guys? Guys? Don't leave me alone. |
00:28:11 |
Come on, there could be sharks out here. |
00:28:19 |
[screams] |
00:28:21 |
Oh, no. Wait. l'm sorry. |
00:28:25 |
- Lenny. Like this. |
00:28:27 |
[Lenny] Oh, no. |
00:28:29 |
[Lenny groans] |
00:28:32 |
Just get it over with. |
00:28:33 |
Wait a minute. |
00:28:36 |
- l'm not for that. |
00:28:39 |
Don't do the whole |
00:28:41 |
Listen to me. |
00:28:44 |
- [growls] |
00:28:47 |
That's it, Len. There you go, buddy. |
00:28:49 |
That's it. Wave those fins, baby. |
00:28:52 |
[snarls] Look, l'm just pretending |
00:28:55 |
Now, when l turn around, you take off. |
00:28:57 |
Tastes just like chicken. |
00:29:00 |
Mmm. Mmm. |
00:29:01 |
Oh, no. |
00:29:03 |
- What did l tell you? |
00:29:06 |
- You want me to go now? |
00:29:08 |
That's it. l've had it up to here. |
00:29:10 |
[snarls] |
00:29:13 |
- Oh, no. |
00:29:15 |
- No, Frankie, wait. |
00:29:21 |
- [clang] |
00:29:24 |
[distant rumbling] |
00:29:34 |
[gasps] Frankie. |
00:29:41 |
- [thud] |
00:29:44 |
[coughs] |
00:29:45 |
- Lenny, is that you? |
00:29:48 |
- Come closer. |
00:29:50 |
l'm so cold. |
00:29:52 |
That's just because we're cold-blooded. |
00:29:55 |
- Ow! |
00:29:58 |
Frankie, no... |
00:30:02 |
[wails] No! |
00:30:07 |
This is all my fault. |
00:30:09 |
l'm so sorry, Frankie. |
00:30:13 |
How am l ever |
00:30:17 |
- [sobs] Oh, no. |
00:30:24 |
[shrieks] |
00:30:27 |
Back up. l'm crazy. l be trippin'. |
00:30:29 |
- [makes kung fu noises] |
00:30:35 |
What the... |
00:30:36 |
- [shrieks] |
00:30:41 |
Don't hurt us. We're sorry. |
00:30:49 |
Oscar. Did you kill that shark? |
00:30:57 |
Uh... yeah. |
00:30:59 |
Exactly how it look, |
00:31:02 |
What happened? |
00:31:03 |
You wanna know what happened? |
00:31:05 |
Yeah. You're standing on top of a shark. |
00:31:08 |
Go on, man. |
00:31:09 |
Well, l'll tell you what happened. |
00:31:12 |
Big ol' shark, |
00:31:15 |
- So he's swimming at me, right? |
00:31:18 |
- With teeth like razors. |
00:31:21 |
And l was, like, |
00:31:23 |
You're gonna come |
00:31:27 |
Do the muscle thing, the muscle thing. |
00:31:29 |
Oh, right. |
00:31:30 |
So l told that dude, ''You see this guy?'' |
00:31:34 |
Well, he's got a brother. |
00:31:37 |
And l think it's time |
00:31:42 |
- [laughs] |
00:31:44 |
You see, mon. l told you. |
00:31:47 |
[lady fish] Pardon me. |
00:31:48 |
- Move it! |
00:31:50 |
- She seems so nice on TV. |
00:31:53 |
As the first fish in history to ever |
00:31:57 |
Does this mean you're now protector |
00:32:01 |
Katie, l'm gonna keep it real. |
00:32:03 |
- l can call you Katie? |
00:32:05 |
Any shark try to mess around |
00:32:09 |
[roaring] |
00:32:13 |
Yeah, it's poetic. |
00:32:16 |
Oscar. Hmm. |
00:32:18 |
Oscar. |
00:32:21 |
Get out of here, you barracudas. Any |
00:32:26 |
- And you are? |
00:32:27 |
- Sykes, with a ''y''. |
00:32:34 |
You want to see my puppets? |
00:32:37 |
[raspy voice] Hello. |
00:32:39 |
Could you excuse us |
00:32:43 |
- My manager? |
00:32:45 |
- We're gonna make a fortune. |
00:32:47 |
Forget the 5 G's. |
00:32:50 |
- So what are we talking about? |
00:32:53 |
- That's generous. |
00:32:55 |
- l don't think so. |
00:32:57 |
- You get 1 5. |
00:32:58 |
- 20. |
00:32:59 |
Dude, you're goin' the wrong way. |
00:33:01 |
50-50. |
00:33:02 |
- You happy? |
00:33:04 |
- No. |
00:33:09 |
My manager and l are now prepared |
00:33:12 |
Oscar, are you going to continue |
00:33:15 |
Please, l barely work here now. |
00:33:18 |
Keep it up, kid. You're slayin' 'em. |
00:33:20 |
No. He's slayin' sharks. |
00:33:22 |
Hey, that's good. |
00:33:24 |
Oscar the Sharkslayer. |
00:33:26 |
Whoa! A sharkslayer. |
00:33:29 |
[Katie] You heard it here first. |
00:33:30 |
From now on, any shark tries |
00:33:41 |
[shark] Nomine Patri, et Filii, |
00:33:47 |
I could fly higher than an eagle |
00:33:55 |
If you are the wind beneath my wings |
00:33:59 |
[coughs] |
00:34:01 |
- Frankie, we'll miss you. |
00:34:07 |
lt's a terrible thing, Don Lino. |
00:34:11 |
May whoever did this |
00:34:14 |
May his stinking, maggot-covered |
00:34:21 |
Thank you for your kind thoughts, |
00:34:25 |
Oh, and may Lenny be found safe |
00:34:30 |
Oh, Lenny... |
00:34:33 |
- Don't worry, boss. |
00:34:37 |
We gotta find him. |
00:34:39 |
We're searching everywhere. |
00:34:43 |
What's wrong with that kid? |
00:34:46 |
Frankie, God rest his soul, |
00:34:52 |
Oh... Luca. Who could have done this? |
00:34:57 |
Oh... Luca. Who could have done this? |
00:34:57 |
[clears throat] |
00:35:01 |
please accept my deepest condolences. |
00:35:04 |
Thank you, Don Feinberg, |
00:35:08 |
l got some news, |
00:35:13 |
- [breaks wind] |
00:35:19 |
Let's... Yeah, let's talk over here. |
00:35:24 |
He come out of nowhere, this guy. |
00:35:27 |
Calls himself ''The Sharkslayer''. |
00:35:32 |
[clears throat] lra, over here. |
00:35:34 |
- Sorry. ''The Sharkslayer''. |
00:35:39 |
He's from the Southside Reef. |
00:35:43 |
Thank you. |
00:35:47 |
- Any requests? |
00:35:49 |
- [Don Feinberg] That Titanic song? |
00:35:52 |
Get Sykes. |
00:35:55 |
l wanna find this guy. |
00:35:57 |
where he lives, |
00:36:00 |
He pops a gill? l wanna know about it. |
00:36:04 |
[male fish] Here he is. The Sharkslayer. |
00:36:04 |
[male fish] Here he is. The Sharkslayer. |
00:36:07 |
[ Mary J. Blige: Got To Be Real] |
00:36:14 |
- I think I love you, baby |
00:36:18 |
- I think I need you, baby |
00:36:22 |
- Uh-huh |
00:36:28 |
Oooh |
00:36:31 |
Your love's for real now |
00:36:35 |
- [elevator dings] |
00:36:38 |
And my love |
00:36:43 |
Let's get this party started right. |
00:36:48 |
[scratching] |
00:36:52 |
There he is, the big O. |
00:36:54 |
- Sykes. |
00:36:57 |
Oscar, raise the reef. |
00:37:01 |
- Uh, yeah... |
00:37:04 |
Yeah, that's pretty... |
00:37:06 |
Come on, cabbage patch. |
00:37:07 |
Come on, cabbage patch. |
00:37:08 |
- Angie, you made it. |
00:37:12 |
Come on. You didn't have to get |
00:37:15 |
What does every bachelor pad need? |
00:37:19 |
A lava lamp? |
00:37:22 |
You know what, l'm gonna put it |
00:37:30 |
Hey, come on, Ang. l wanna show you |
00:37:38 |
- How great is this view? |
00:37:43 |
- l know. lt's beautiful, right? |
00:37:46 |
Like you... your new apartment. |
00:37:54 |
What l'm trying to say |
00:37:58 |
Yeah. lt was nothing, really, you know. |
00:38:02 |
Hey... Hey, oh, you know what, |
00:38:06 |
l'll be right back. |
00:38:13 |
- l'm back. |
00:38:15 |
You know what, Ang? |
00:38:17 |
Where l am right now, |
00:38:21 |
All my dreams comin' true... |
00:38:23 |
ln a weird kinda way... |
00:38:27 |
Well, l never |
00:38:30 |
Oh, sure you could. |
00:38:33 |
Well, probably not. [chuckles] |
00:38:37 |
Ang. Here. |
00:38:39 |
Oh! Oscar! |
00:38:43 |
l know. l know. |
00:38:47 |
That's okay. |
00:38:48 |
Bam! Huh? |
00:38:51 |
My grandmother's pearl. |
00:38:55 |
With interest. |
00:38:58 |
- and l never forget who my friends are. |
00:39:01 |
[both chuckle] |
00:39:09 |
Ang, l... |
00:39:11 |
[Lola] Oh, hi. |
00:39:11 |
[Lola] Oh, hi. |
00:39:13 |
l'm not interrupting something, am l? |
00:39:15 |
- Yes, we're talking. |
00:39:17 |
Hey, Lola. Wow. You're here. |
00:39:20 |
- [clears throat] |
00:39:22 |
You, er, you gotta come best |
00:39:25 |
Uh, uh, eat my best men, Wangie... |
00:39:28 |
Your best friend? Oh, that's sweet. |
00:39:30 |
So you won't mind |
00:39:34 |
[music plays in background] |
00:39:42 |
So, look who's a somebody after all. |
00:39:46 |
- Well, you know... |
00:39:49 |
On the... on the edge of the reef! |
00:39:53 |
Sharks. Okay, everybody go home |
00:39:56 |
spend the last few hours |
00:40:04 |
Oh... |
00:40:06 |
l mean... |
00:40:08 |
That's the way |
00:40:10 |
We'd have been all scrambling |
00:40:13 |
- but not since Oscar came to town. |
00:40:16 |
So, Lola, baby, just wait here |
00:40:19 |
l'm gonna go |
00:40:21 |
- Go get 'em, tiger. |
00:40:26 |
[laughs, growls] |
00:40:28 |
- All right, Oscar. |
00:40:30 |
- [growls] |
00:40:35 |
[Oscar sobs and wails] |
00:40:40 |
[shark] Lenny. |
00:40:43 |
Where the heck is he? Lenny! |
00:40:45 |
Hey. What are you doin'? |
00:40:47 |
There's a sharkslayer out here. |
00:40:49 |
Oh, yeah... |
00:40:51 |
[whispers] Lenny? Lenny? |
00:40:54 |
- [sighs with relief] That was close. |
00:41:02 |
Don't panic. |
00:41:05 |
[muffled scream] |
00:41:06 |
Quiet. We're safe. |
00:41:08 |
- Oh, no, not you again. |
00:41:11 |
- Ah! What was that?! |
00:41:14 |
- Shh! He could be anywhere. |
00:41:18 |
Shh! The Sharkslayer. |
00:41:22 |
- There's no sharkslayer out here. |
00:41:26 |
[mimics chuckle] No, there is not. |
00:41:29 |
Get a hold of yourself, man. |
00:41:33 |
You the one acting crazy, crazy. |
00:41:35 |
[sighs] You're right. l'm sorry. |
00:41:41 |
the, uh,... |
00:41:43 |
Don't cry. |
00:41:45 |
[cries in anguish] |
00:41:49 |
No, no, it's not all that. Just relax. |
00:41:52 |
lt's my fault... kinda... not really... |
00:41:58 |
You just need a little time, man. |
00:42:01 |
- You think? |
00:42:02 |
So, look, l'm gonna take off... |
00:42:05 |
And you should just go home, okay? |
00:42:08 |
- Okay. |
00:42:12 |
- Wait. |
00:42:13 |
- l didn't catch your name. |
00:42:15 |
- l'm Lenny. Hi. |
00:42:18 |
Where do you live? |
00:42:20 |
Lenny, where l come from, fish |
00:42:24 |
- Sorry. |
00:42:26 |
There is no home for me now. |
00:42:29 |
- You too big to be grabbing on me. |
00:42:32 |
You won't even notice l'm there. |
00:42:38 |
Are you crazy? |
00:42:39 |
[sobs] Please. l'm begging you. |
00:42:44 |
[kid] Put your fins on the wall |
00:42:51 |
- Gotcha. |
00:42:54 |
- Oscar. |
00:42:56 |
- Check out my mad burner. |
00:43:00 |
How ya like that? |
00:43:01 |
Hey, y'all kids got some skills. |
00:43:03 |
lt's wild style, doo. |
00:43:06 |
What did l tell you? |
00:43:08 |
And besides, it's not safe |
00:43:11 |
lt is now, bro-bro. |
00:43:14 |
Yeah, bro-bro. |
00:43:15 |
- Sharkslayer? |
00:43:16 |
[coughs loudly] |
00:43:19 |
l need you off these streets, seriously. |
00:43:22 |
Get your butts home. l'll tell your moms |
00:43:25 |
- Let's go make Mr. Sykes puff up. |
00:43:28 |
- Bye, Oscar. |
00:43:30 |
Lenny. |
00:43:33 |
l know. [laughing] |
00:43:36 |
As if. [cackles] |
00:43:38 |
l don't appreciate |
00:43:41 |
No, wait up. Hey. |
00:43:44 |
l don't want you mad at me, |
00:43:46 |
and l certainly |
00:43:49 |
You're having a good time? |
00:43:54 |
Well, for your information, |
00:43:57 |
Oscar the Sharkslayer. |
00:44:01 |
- Wait. You mean, you... |
00:44:05 |
When the anchor... |
00:44:07 |
[gasps] Oh, you're a liar. |
00:44:10 |
Hey, l didn't lie, all right? |
00:44:14 |
But it was a little lie. |
00:44:17 |
Man, l'm not explaining |
00:44:19 |
- You're on your own. |
00:44:21 |
And if, God forbid, |
00:44:26 |
find out the truth about the Sharkslayer |
00:44:30 |
- You wouldn't. |
00:44:34 |
Uh... [tuts, sighs] Tssk! |
00:44:37 |
Come here. |
00:44:43 |
But, you know, |
00:44:45 |
And l'm a Sharkslayer, |
00:44:50 |
- You dig, dog? |
00:44:52 |
Dog dig. Dig dog. |
00:44:55 |
Just come on. |
00:45:00 |
OK, Lenny, follow my every move |
00:45:04 |
You got it. |
00:45:05 |
Ooh, an echo. |
00:45:08 |
Now batting |
00:45:10 |
- [smacking] |
00:45:11 |
- [smacking] |
00:45:13 |
[ Justin Timberlake & Timbaland: |
00:45:18 |
[siren] |
00:45:44 |
- Ooh-ee |
00:45:47 |
- [thud] |
00:45:49 |
Ow! |
00:45:51 |
- [shrieks] |
00:45:55 |
- Get your tail in there. |
00:46:01 |
Who was that? Who? |
00:46:04 |
Yo. Crazy Joe. |
00:46:06 |
l thought l heard something. |
00:46:09 |
You have no idea, Joe. |
00:46:12 |
That's great. Well, gotta go. |
00:46:16 |
[ Theme From The Benny Hill Show] |
00:46:18 |
[Crazy Joe laughs] |
00:46:22 |
All right. |
00:46:24 |
Ahh. |
00:46:26 |
Hey, a bed. |
00:46:28 |
Oh, yeah, that's good. |
00:46:33 |
Snuggly, buggly, wuggly. |
00:46:36 |
l love you, man. |
00:46:38 |
- Whoa. Hold up. |
00:46:42 |
Stop it. |
00:46:43 |
OK, you wanna be friends? Fine. |
00:46:46 |
But we gotta lay down some rules. |
00:46:50 |
No snuggly, buggly... |
00:46:54 |
You got it. Anything else? |
00:46:56 |
Rule number two, |
00:46:59 |
ln the event that possibly |
00:47:02 |
Don't worry, l won't eat anyone. |
00:47:04 |
lf you haven't noticed, |
00:47:07 |
Let's put it that way, |
00:47:10 |
- Define ''different''. |
00:47:12 |
l'm not gonna laugh. |
00:47:14 |
That's what you say, |
00:47:17 |
Lenny, l give you my word. |
00:47:20 |
Okay, l will tell you. |
00:47:22 |
l'm... l'm a vegetarian. |
00:47:30 |
[stifles laugh] Hold up. |
00:47:35 |
- So that's it? |
00:47:38 |
You're the first fish l ever told. |
00:47:43 |
And my dad, |
00:47:46 |
What's wrong with me? |
00:47:48 |
Nothin' is wrong with you, man. |
00:47:51 |
l think all sharks |
00:47:53 |
God, that's sweet of you to say. |
00:47:56 |
And stop blaming yourself |
00:47:59 |
Really? |
00:48:00 |
lf you wanna blame anybody, |
00:48:02 |
lf l hadn't been there in the first |
00:48:06 |
Jeez, if Pop knew that, |
00:48:10 |
''lce''. What's he, |
00:48:13 |
- Yeah. |
00:48:15 |
- Yeah, he is. |
00:48:20 |
Hey. Are you all right? |
00:48:21 |
Hey. Are you all right? |
00:48:23 |
[screams] |
00:48:24 |
- [laughs] |
00:48:27 |
- Man. l told ya. |
00:48:29 |
X, circle, X X, double left square, |
00:48:32 |
- Double square. Respect. |
00:48:34 |
l've got news for you. |
00:48:37 |
So l'm now, what l like to call, |
00:48:41 |
- Sykes. |
00:48:44 |
Oh! Hey!... Sykes? |
00:48:46 |
Hey, there he is. |
00:48:50 |
- Whatever. Listen... |
00:48:54 |
Sykes. The deal is off. |
00:48:58 |
- l know. Ain't it great? |
00:49:01 |
What do you mean? |
00:49:03 |
That's right, l got the Sharkslayer |
00:49:08 |
And he's gonna slay you |
00:49:10 |
Sykes, shut up! Shut up! |
00:49:12 |
Hey, that's good, l like that. |
00:49:15 |
- Shut up, Lino. Shut up. |
00:49:17 |
- What? Kid, he wants to talk to you. |
00:49:21 |
Yeah, he's right here. |
00:49:22 |
- [gently] Hello. |
00:49:26 |
- You don't tell me ''shut up''. |
00:49:29 |
- Hello? |
00:49:30 |
Give me a pie with everything on it. |
00:49:34 |
- Luca. |
00:49:36 |
- Why you working in a pizza joint? |
00:49:39 |
- But l'm hungry. |
00:49:41 |
My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer. |
00:49:43 |
They're gonna tear you fin from fin. |
00:49:47 |
Come on, who's your puff daddy? |
00:49:51 |
Come on, you two, we got work to do. |
00:49:53 |
- Mon, l was winning. |
00:49:56 |
They'll write songs about you. |
00:49:58 |
Oh, the shark bites |
00:50:00 |
- Sykes. |
00:50:02 |
- Sing it, mon. |
00:50:04 |
Kicked his butt |
00:50:06 |
Sykes, man! |
00:50:07 |
- Come on. |
00:50:10 |
Hey. Lola? |
00:50:14 |
You just be poppin' up, |
00:50:16 |
- Well, you said to wait, so... [claps] |
00:50:18 |
- Well, you said to wait, so... [claps] |
00:50:20 |
l've been waiting. |
00:50:22 |
[laughs nervously] |
00:50:25 |
for the hand-clappy |
00:50:27 |
music-playing-in-the-dark thing. |
00:50:29 |
- What are you afraid of? |
00:50:32 |
Yeah, that's funny. l ain't afraid |
00:50:36 |
Oh, baby, you are so tense. |
00:50:38 |
Yeah, l've been stressed lately, |
00:50:42 |
l do that by myself, you know. |
00:50:44 |
- lt's just crazy. |
00:50:48 |
Yeah, you know, |
00:50:51 |
Actually, l was thinking about retiring. |
00:50:53 |
- You don't want to do that. |
00:50:56 |
You have worked your way to the top. |
00:50:59 |
You don't want to go back to the bottom, |
00:51:03 |
No. |
00:51:05 |
No. |
00:51:07 |
No way. |
00:51:08 |
You just show 'em who's boss |
00:51:13 |
Yeah, you're right. |
00:51:19 |
[handle clicks, creaking] |
00:51:23 |
Psst! |
00:51:24 |
Lenny? Where are you? |
00:51:27 |
Hello, Oscar. |
00:51:29 |
Angie. Hey, what are you doing here? |
00:51:34 |
What, did you forget something? |
00:51:36 |
Oh, maybe you forgot your shark. |
00:51:40 |
[slurping] |
00:51:41 |
Hi. |
00:51:42 |
Uh... Shark! |
00:51:46 |
Quick, before it's too late. |
00:51:49 |
Oh, stop it. Your pet shark here |
00:51:53 |
Dang, Lenny, why would you do that? |
00:51:55 |
l don't know... l like her. |
00:51:57 |
Thank you. l like you, too. |
00:51:59 |
What were you thinking, |
00:52:02 |
No, l'm still working out the kinks. |
00:52:04 |
Kinks? You lied. |
00:52:06 |
Everybody thinks you slayed the shark. |
00:52:09 |
- Who am l to tell them they're wrong? |
00:52:13 |
Don't take it personally. |
00:52:16 |
All right, look, l'm sorry. |
00:52:20 |
but listen, l got just one |
00:52:23 |
- Oh, what's that? |
00:52:28 |
And they should. |
00:52:31 |
You'd take credit |
00:52:33 |
and then everything would be fine |
00:52:37 |
Uh... yeah. |
00:52:40 |
But, hey, don't you worry about it. |
00:52:42 |
Me and Lenny got it. |
00:52:44 |
''We''? l don't want any part of this. |
00:52:46 |
Too late, veggie-boy. |
00:52:49 |
Point taken. What's the plan? |
00:52:52 |
- This is what we gonna do. |
00:52:55 |
You tell the truth. |
00:53:00 |
[both laugh] |
00:53:02 |
All right, look, |
00:53:05 |
We're gonna paint you up all bloody. |
00:53:07 |
Then you gonna swim out and |
00:53:11 |
And you're gonna say, ''Stop. |
00:53:15 |
''That Sharkslayer's crazy, man!'' |
00:53:17 |
''He beat me senseless. |
00:53:21 |
Then you could tell 'em l'm huge. |
00:53:24 |
- Throw that in, say l'm buff. |
00:53:27 |
Actually, he hasn't gone far enough. |
00:53:31 |
Exactly. What? |
00:53:33 |
You need to slay a shark, |
00:53:38 |
Here's what we're gonna do. |
00:53:42 |
Katie Current, reporting live. |
00:53:44 |
- We've had unconfirmed reports of a... |
00:53:48 |
[Lenny hums Theme From Jaws] |
00:53:54 |
- Da-da-da |
00:54:06 |
[chuckles] |
00:54:08 |
[bellows] |
00:54:12 |
Da-da-da-da! |
00:54:14 |
[snarls] |
00:54:19 |
Holy mackerel. |
00:54:21 |
Hey, Ang. Oscar's on the TV. |
00:54:23 |
Show me that. |
00:54:29 |
Do you hear them, Lenny? |
00:54:30 |
They are goin' crazy, man. |
00:54:33 |
They love you. They hate me. |
00:54:35 |
l can be the Fishslayer. |
00:54:38 |
Come on, man. You sell this, |
00:54:42 |
You can start a new life. |
00:54:45 |
Okay. [purrs] |
00:54:48 |
[clears throat] |
00:54:50 |
[roars] |
00:54:56 |
- Like that? |
00:55:00 |
Let's go. |
00:55:03 |
ls that all? Do you understand |
00:55:10 |
Lenny. Lenny! Lenny! |
00:55:13 |
[everyone gasps] |
00:55:15 |
Turn off your TV. Turn off your TV. |
00:55:21 |
[Oscar] Don't swallow. |
00:55:24 |
- Oscar? |
00:55:27 |
- [Oscar] Why did you do that? |
00:55:30 |
No. ''Sorry'' is when you step on |
00:55:33 |
''Sorry'' is when you say, |
00:55:36 |
and it turns out the person's just fat. |
00:55:38 |
This is as far away from ''sorry'' |
00:55:42 |
But, Oscar, l think l'm gonna puke. |
00:55:45 |
No, no. |
00:55:49 |
Nice and easy. |
00:55:57 |
[Oscar strains] |
00:56:00 |
[cheering] |
00:56:01 |
[Oscar] Are you not entertained? |
00:56:05 |
You can't handle the truth. |
00:56:09 |
You had me at hello. |
00:56:10 |
[ Elvis Vs JXL: |
00:56:13 |
Turn your TV back on. |
00:56:16 |
- [Oscar yells] |
00:56:32 |
This reef is huge. |
00:56:36 |
[wailing] |
00:56:39 |
- [thud] |
00:56:47 |
This is it, Lenny. Big finish. |
00:56:51 |
- The flying fish? |
00:56:57 |
A little help here, buddy boy? |
00:56:59 |
- Sorry. |
00:57:11 |
[screams] |
00:57:16 |
[Lenny wails] |
00:57:21 |
Curse you, Sharkslayer. |
00:57:27 |
[wails] |
00:57:30 |
[quietens wails] |
00:57:34 |
[makes crashing sound] |
00:57:37 |
[sighs] |
00:57:40 |
Yeah, and you tell Don Lame-o |
00:57:44 |
that l don't never, |
00:57:47 |
want to see another shark |
00:57:53 |
Remember this name. |
00:57:55 |
Oscar the Sharkslayer. |
00:57:58 |
You see? You see? |
00:58:00 |
[crowd chants] Oscar! Oscar! |
00:58:04 |
- Yay! |
00:58:06 |
Oscar, boom bye-ay |
00:58:09 |
Look at Oscar. |
00:58:10 |
Oscar, boom bye-ay |
00:58:14 |
Woo! Hey... Lola. |
00:58:17 |
[TV] Seems The Sharkslayer not only |
00:58:20 |
but maybe a few hearts? |
00:58:22 |
Has the reef's most eligible bachelor |
00:58:25 |
I'm Katie Current, here live, |
00:58:27 |
watching the Sharkslayer making out. |
00:58:31 |
Hey, Angie, |
00:58:36 |
Thank you. |
00:58:38 |
Look who stepped in the room! [laughs] |
00:58:42 |
[laughs] Yeah! |
00:58:43 |
Oscar and Lenny. What a team, baby. |
00:58:46 |
High fin. Low fin. |
00:58:48 |
Yo, did you see me? |
00:58:50 |
[makes kung fu noises] |
00:58:52 |
l was crazy. |
00:58:54 |
When you punched me, |
00:58:56 |
Yeah, they ate it up. |
00:58:57 |
You didn't know |
00:59:00 |
- lt was like an Oscar-splosion. |
00:59:02 |
- You was the bomb. |
00:59:05 |
And hey, hey, hey, Casanova. |
00:59:11 |
Nice smooch, lover boy. |
00:59:13 |
lxnay on the isskay, man. |
00:59:16 |
Private? |
00:59:19 |
Hey, somebody's in a bad mood. |
00:59:22 |
- Show me the smile, baby... |
00:59:24 |
- What has gotten into you? |
00:59:27 |
l swear, sometimes l wanna take |
00:59:32 |
Ang, what is the problem? |
00:59:34 |
Problem? No problem. |
00:59:37 |
Miss Perfect is the one |
00:59:39 |
Hey, you guys... |
00:59:40 |
- What do you got against Lola? |
00:59:45 |
- What's goin' on? |
00:59:47 |
Why would you even care |
00:59:50 |
- l don't. |
00:59:51 |
- No. |
00:59:52 |
- l don't know. |
00:59:54 |
[both] No! |
00:59:55 |
Just tell me, Oscar, 'cause l'm curious. |
00:59:58 |
Why do you think |
01:00:00 |
Do you think for one minute |
01:00:03 |
if you weren't the famous Sharkslayer? |
01:00:05 |
- Please, don't fight. |
01:00:07 |
She treats me like l'm somebody. |
01:00:09 |
- Would she love you if you were nobody? |
01:00:13 |
l did. |
01:00:18 |
Before the money, |
01:00:22 |
Before the lie. |
01:00:25 |
To me you were a somebody, Oscar. |
01:00:27 |
Now you're nothing but a fake. |
01:00:30 |
A sham. A con. |
01:00:33 |
You're a joke. |
01:00:35 |
[Lenny] Here l come... |
01:00:37 |
[Lenny] Here l come... |
01:00:37 |
Ta-da! |
01:00:51 |
- Angie... |
01:00:55 |
l'm tired of hearing how everything |
01:00:59 |
lncluding me. |
01:01:09 |
- [Lenny] Angie? |
01:01:13 |
Go, go back and do it again. |
01:01:19 |
Hey, come on. |
01:01:22 |
lt'll be OK. |
01:01:26 |
[ lndia Arie: Get It Together] |
01:01:34 |
One shot to your heart |
01:01:39 |
No-one has the power to hurt you |
01:01:44 |
Kept it inside |
01:01:50 |
You can't handle the truth. |
01:01:52 |
You've got Shark Breath. |
01:01:54 |
And now you only |
01:01:59 |
If you continue to live this way |
01:02:05 |
- Get it together |
01:02:10 |
- Get it together |
01:02:15 |
Whatsoever... |
01:02:18 |
What you kids doing? |
01:02:22 |
lt's past your bed time. Go on. |
01:02:26 |
Hey. What are you kids up to? |
01:02:28 |
That looks pretty good. |
01:02:34 |
You can fly, fly, fly, fly |
01:02:39 |
You can live or you can die |
01:02:44 |
You know that life |
01:02:49 |
You can give or you can take |
01:02:54 |
You can fly, fly, fly, fly |
01:02:59 |
You can fly, fly... |
01:03:01 |
[deep voice] Preparation ''O''. |
01:03:04 |
lt slays hemorrhoids |
01:03:08 |
Hey, Oscar. |
01:03:10 |
[whale] Preparation O... |
01:03:14 |
Angie was right. l am a joke. |
01:03:17 |
[tuts] |
01:03:19 |
Hey, Sharkslayer. |
01:03:22 |
Why are you out here? |
01:03:26 |
Not all my friends. |
01:03:27 |
You mean that little bottom feeder |
01:03:30 |
Forget about her. |
01:03:34 |
No, l'm the nobody. |
01:03:36 |
[laughs] |
01:03:38 |
Oh, let me guess. |
01:03:42 |
ls that it? [laughs] |
01:03:46 |
lt's not like you feel |
01:03:57 |
You know, l don't think |
01:04:00 |
Wait, are you dumping me? |
01:04:07 |
Let me explain something to you. |
01:04:09 |
We're gonna party |
01:04:11 |
[thudding] |
01:04:14 |
- Ha! Young love. |
01:04:18 |
[ The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself |
01:04:21 |
[ The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself |
01:04:24 |
Sugar-pie, honey-bunch |
01:04:27 |
You know that I love you |
01:04:31 |
I can't help myself |
01:04:34 |
I love you and nobody else... |
01:04:36 |
- Hey, Oscar! |
01:04:39 |
l need to tell her l love her. |
01:04:42 |
You come and you go... |
01:04:45 |
Way to go, Oscar. |
01:04:46 |
- lrie. Whale Wash, where you... |
01:04:47 |
- lrie. Whale Wash, where you... |
01:04:49 |
- Where you get a whale of a wash... |
01:04:52 |
...and the price is very, very low, |
01:04:57 |
How many times do l have to tell you? |
01:04:59 |
''You get a whale of a wash, |
01:05:02 |
- Me gets it, man. |
01:05:04 |
- Whale Wash? |
01:05:07 |
Gimme that. Get outta here. |
01:05:08 |
Gimme that. Get outta here. |
01:05:10 |
- Sykes, where's Angie? |
01:05:12 |
Whale Wash, |
01:05:14 |
lt's for you. |
01:05:16 |
Hello? |
01:05:17 |
- Is this the Sharkslayer? |
01:05:20 |
lt's Luca the Octo... |
01:05:23 |
Now you follow these instructions |
01:05:26 |
File cabinet. Top drawer. |
01:05:31 |
That's right, tough guy, |
01:05:34 |
There's a sit-down in one hour. |
01:05:37 |
- Who is it? |
01:05:39 |
Be there, if you don't wanna see her |
01:05:44 |
The dead ones. |
01:05:46 |
Now, nod your head |
01:05:50 |
Now, tell me if you nodded your head. |
01:05:53 |
l nodded. |
01:05:55 |
[dialling tone] |
01:05:57 |
They got Angie. |
01:06:01 |
l never meant for anybody to get hurt, |
01:06:04 |
This is all my fault. |
01:06:06 |
Classic move. |
01:06:08 |
They take the thing you love the most, |
01:06:15 |
We gotta go to that sit-down |
01:06:18 |
Whoa. Look, l wanna save Angie, too, |
01:06:20 |
but l can't waltz in and say, |
01:06:23 |
- Lenny? |
01:06:26 |
Fake? |
01:06:27 |
We're gonna need |
01:06:29 |
[laughs] This is a joke, right? |
01:06:32 |
Because l told Lino... |
01:06:34 |
[Sykes] Shut up, Lino. Shut up. |
01:06:37 |
[high-pitched] |
01:06:40 |
- Tell me you're a real Sharkslayer. |
01:06:47 |
But the sharks don't know that. |
01:06:54 |
[both gulp] |
01:06:57 |
[hyperventilates] |
01:07:00 |
[shark coughs] |
01:07:04 |
[both gasp in terror] |
01:07:12 |
- [snarls] |
01:07:15 |
Will you stop screwin' around? |
01:07:19 |
Thank you, Sykes. Thank you. |
01:07:21 |
My man Sykes just begged me |
01:07:26 |
not to murder-lise all y'all up in here. |
01:07:29 |
Now, l might listen to him, |
01:07:32 |
And that depends |
01:07:35 |
of all the individuals in here, |
01:07:39 |
Ain't that right? |
01:07:41 |
Look, he's got dolphin muscle. |
01:07:43 |
My uncle Vito got whacked |
01:07:46 |
Now which one of you sardines |
01:07:49 |
- That would be me. |
01:07:53 |
So, this is the Sharkslayer. |
01:07:55 |
l've been lookin' forward |
01:07:58 |
l feel like we're practically family. |
01:08:00 |
Funny, ain't it? |
01:08:02 |
l brought my kids into the world, |
01:08:06 |
and you took them out. |
01:08:09 |
You know who l am? |
01:08:13 |
l'm the Don. |
01:08:16 |
Hey, boss, l saved you a seat. |
01:08:20 |
l've been runnin' this reef |
01:08:23 |
And if you thought a guy like me |
01:08:27 |
Guess what? |
01:08:30 |
[muffled screams] |
01:08:34 |
Pah. Man, you the one who's wrong. |
01:08:36 |
l barely even know that girl. |
01:08:40 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:08:45 |
- Marone, if l wasn't married... |
01:08:50 |
Lola. We meet again. |
01:08:54 |
You know, Sharkslayer, there's only |
01:08:59 |
Revenge. |
01:09:01 |
- [sharks swoon] |
01:09:03 |
Your sharkslayin' days are over. |
01:09:06 |
And there ain't nothing |
01:09:10 |
[Oscar laughs] |
01:09:18 |
[Lenny and Sykes laugh] |
01:09:23 |
- Huh? What's so funny? |
01:09:26 |
You got nothing. Nothing. |
01:09:29 |
Sebastian, take her out. |
01:09:35 |
[Oscar hums U Can't Touch This] |
01:09:37 |
[Oscar hums U Can't Touch This] |
01:09:38 |
Can't touch this. |
01:09:41 |
Can't touch this. |
01:09:42 |
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh |
01:09:44 |
Stop. Oscar time. |
01:09:46 |
OK, new rules. |
01:09:48 |
Nobody, l repeat, nobody, |
01:09:52 |
l am the Panama Canal, baby. |
01:09:55 |
From now on, |
01:09:58 |
What'd he do? l can't see it. |
01:10:00 |
You don't lose a tooth, you don't |
01:10:04 |
OK. |
01:10:05 |
lf you sneeze, you don't wipe |
01:10:09 |
OK. |
01:10:10 |
And you don't say ''OK'' |
01:10:13 |
- OK? |
01:10:15 |
Oh-oh. OK, thank you all for coming. |
01:10:18 |
One more thing. What's with |
01:10:22 |
- Oscar. |
01:10:24 |
- Get yourselves a real hideout. |
01:10:27 |
And take a good look, Lino. |
01:10:29 |
lt's over. You're old school. |
01:10:32 |
- Oscar. |
01:10:35 |
[retches] |
01:10:38 |
[Lenny] The horror. The horror. |
01:10:43 |
[laughs sheepishly] Um... excuse me. |
01:10:47 |
- Ang, are you OK? |
01:10:51 |
He ate me.. |
01:10:52 |
l couldn't take it. |
01:10:55 |
Lenny? |
01:10:58 |
ls that you? |
01:11:02 |
You're alive? |
01:11:04 |
l thought l lost you. |
01:11:06 |
What are you wearing? Huh? |
01:11:23 |
[gasps of astonishment] |
01:11:26 |
Boss, it's Lenny. He was wearing |
01:11:30 |
but now he's not wearing a disguise, |
01:11:35 |
- Hi, Pop. |
01:11:37 |
Are you kiddin' me? |
01:11:40 |
Do you have any idea |
01:11:42 |
This is the best sit-down |
01:11:46 |
What are you doing with him? He took out |
01:11:49 |
- But, Pop, listen... |
01:11:51 |
You never take sides |
01:11:54 |
Hey, Don. Lino. Sir. lt's not his fault. |
01:11:59 |
What did l ever do to you? |
01:12:01 |
You took Frankie away |
01:12:06 |
l'm gonna get you. |
01:12:08 |
- [Angie] Oscar, look out. |
01:12:19 |
You're gonna regret the day |
01:12:22 |
Well, well, well. |
01:12:24 |
Look who's stuck in the porthole. |
01:12:28 |
You still hungry, big guy? |
01:12:30 |
Well, say hello to my little friends. |
01:12:32 |
- [buzzing] |
01:12:37 |
[wails] |
01:12:46 |
- Try it again. |
01:12:48 |
you get a whale of a wash |
01:12:50 |
Oh, my gosh. |
01:12:51 |
All right. You got it right. |
01:12:54 |
Everybody out of the way. |
01:12:59 |
- Blow out. |
01:13:08 |
Come on, Lino, |
01:13:15 |
Pop, leave him alone. |
01:13:25 |
All right, Lino. Game's over. |
01:13:34 |
- Lenny? What are you doing in there? |
01:13:37 |
Where's Lino? |
01:13:39 |
- He's right behind me, isn't he? |
01:13:50 |
Whoa! |
01:13:55 |
Let's finish this, Sharkslayer. |
01:13:57 |
Oh, we're about to. |
01:14:20 |
[whirring] |
01:14:25 |
- [music on headphones] |
01:14:29 |
[muttering] |
01:14:32 |
OK, somebody needs to |
01:14:35 |
- Today. |
01:14:39 |
- Angie... |
01:14:41 |
This time, luring two sharks |
01:14:45 |
Oscar, you're the somebody |
01:14:48 |
The top of the food chain. |
01:14:52 |
- Angie. |
01:14:54 |
l need a head start |
01:14:57 |
- Look what you did to him. |
01:14:59 |
Sharkslayer. Over here. |
01:15:01 |
[chant] Sharkslayer. Sharkslayer. |
01:15:06 |
Stop! |
01:15:08 |
l am not a real Sharkslayer! |
01:15:13 |
[everyone gasps] |
01:15:20 |
- l lied. |
01:15:23 |
And l'm not |
01:15:29 |
OK. lt was an anchor |
01:15:32 |
l didn't have anything to do with it, |
01:15:36 |
lf that was true, |
01:15:38 |
Because you always wanted me |
01:15:42 |
l'll never be the shark |
01:15:45 |
What is your problem? |
01:15:48 |
So your son likes kelp. |
01:15:51 |
So he likes to dress like a dolphin. |
01:15:56 |
Everybody loves him |
01:16:00 |
Why can't you? |
01:16:04 |
Don't make the same mistake that l did. |
01:16:07 |
l didn't know what l had |
01:16:17 |
Will you get me outta this |
01:16:19 |
so l can hug my kid |
01:16:23 |
Pop. |
01:16:26 |
[whirring] |
01:16:30 |
Come here, you. |
01:16:33 |
l love you, Son, no matter |
01:16:38 |
[Angie] Oscar? |
01:16:40 |
Angie? |
01:16:48 |
Angie, l wish l knew now |
01:16:53 |
l mean, l wish you knew |
01:16:56 |
l mean, before this... |
01:16:58 |
- You're blowin' it, man. |
01:17:01 |
lt's emotional and it's pressure. |
01:17:04 |
What l'm saying, l just... |
01:17:06 |
l didn't need the top of the reef. |
01:17:09 |
Everything l wanted was right there |
01:17:13 |
Well, what about being a somebody? |
01:17:17 |
l'm nobody without you. |
01:17:26 |
[bells jingle] |
01:17:28 |
[Joe makes smoochy noises] |
01:17:30 |
You're not helping. |
01:17:33 |
Come here, |
01:17:41 |
l never told you two this, but you're |
01:17:46 |
C'mon, group hug. |
01:17:48 |
Sorry, man. |
01:17:49 |
Come, Sykes, try again, mon. |
01:17:52 |
Forget it. The moment's gone. |
01:17:54 |
So, uh, Lino... Uh, Don... |
01:17:58 |
We cool, right? |
01:18:01 |
Walk the streets, you know, without... |
01:18:04 |
Yeah, we're cool. |
01:18:06 |
[cheering] |
01:18:09 |
Oscar. Excuse me. |
01:18:11 |
You've lost everything |
01:18:14 |
Tell me, what's next for you? |
01:18:18 |
Come on, everyone's waiting, |
01:18:22 |
All right, l just gotta put |
01:18:26 |
Love ya, Pop. |
01:18:27 |
- Yo, dog. |
01:18:29 |
All right, partner, |
01:18:32 |
All right, partner, |
01:18:33 |
Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash |
01:18:38 |
[ Car Wash] |
01:18:39 |
Yo, E, B. |
01:18:44 |
Yo, yo. |
01:18:48 |
Yo, Christina. Missy. |
01:18:50 |
How about we have |
01:18:53 |
Yo, small tuna fish, I'm one big catch |
01:18:55 |
You might not ever get rich |
01:18:59 |
Let me tell you, |
01:19:03 |
There ain't no tellin' |
01:19:06 |
[Oscar] Don't try this at home. |
01:19:08 |
A movie star or maybe a common thief |
01:19:11 |
- Workin' at the car wash |
01:19:15 |
- At the car wash, yeah |
01:19:19 |
- At the car wash |
01:19:22 |
Hey, Angie, |
01:19:25 |
but we brought some new customers. |
01:19:27 |
Hey, how ya doin'? |
01:19:28 |
Wow. |
01:19:30 |
OK, guys, come on in. |
01:19:32 |
This ain't no place to be |
01:19:36 |
Let me tell you it's always cool |
01:19:40 |
And the boss don't mind sometimes |
01:19:43 |
- Working at the car wash... |
01:19:47 |
l'm snapping it. |
01:19:49 |
- A lot of great whites can't do it, yo. |
01:19:51 |
- Yo, what's up? |
01:19:53 |
Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo... |
01:19:55 |
You say ''yo'' one more time, |
01:19:57 |
- l'm gonna yo you. |
01:19:59 |
- OK, doo, l pimped your hide. |
01:20:04 |
Hey. You think this is funny? |
01:20:06 |
What am l, a clown to you? |
01:20:11 |
Car wash |
01:20:13 |
Sharks in the water |
01:20:14 |
When I swim through the grim |
01:20:16 |
You can make y'all bets |
01:20:19 |
- I'm one big catch |
01:20:21 |
Bow down player... |
01:20:22 |
- What you got? |
01:20:25 |
You gotta be kidding. |
01:20:30 |
9 to 5 |
01:20:34 |
You got served. |
01:20:35 |
Workin' at the car wash |
01:20:38 |
Hey yeah |
01:20:40 |
At the car wash, yeah |
01:20:42 |
Come on, work, baby, work it |
01:20:44 |
- At the car wash |
01:20:48 |
At the car wash, yeah |
01:20:50 |
Come on, work, baby, work it |
01:20:53 |
At the car wash |
01:20:56 |
Workin' at the car wash, yeah |
01:20:59 |
So come on, come on, |
01:21:08 |
Now keep it comin' |
01:21:15 |
You may not ever get rich, but hey |
01:21:19 |
A Shark Tale exclusive |
01:21:22 |
Ooh, hey |
01:21:24 |
Get your car washed today |
01:21:26 |
Ooh, hey |
01:21:28 |
Get your car washed today |
01:21:34 |
[ D1 2: Lies And Rumors] |
01:22:34 |
[bell] |
01:22:37 |
Hello? Hello. |
01:22:41 |
Oscar? Listen, baby, |
01:22:44 |
but, come on, you'd have to be crazy |
01:22:50 |
Did someone say crazy? |
01:22:55 |
[ Justin Timberlake & Timbaland: |
01:23:15 |
Taxi. |
01:23:17 |
Hey, taxi. |
01:23:19 |
Hello. |
01:23:46 |
Hi. You gonna eat |
01:23:50 |
Eurgh! Too much butter. |
01:23:53 |
Hey, a nacho. |
01:24:35 |
[siren] |
01:24:47 |
[ Mary J Blige: Got To Be Real] |
01:25:39 |
You're not even halfway done yet. |
01:26:37 |
[ Cheryl Lynn: Sweet Kind Of Life] |
01:26:43 |
What? You see this guy? |
01:26:46 |
Always on the phone. |
01:28:14 |
[ Pussy Cat Dolls: We Went As Far |
01:28:32 |
Man, have you guys seen |
01:28:36 |
Stinky. |
01:29:31 |
What you doing? Go on, get outta here. |
01:29:37 |
Subtitle by Vince for Divxstation. |