Shaun Of The Dead

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00:00:55 Last orders, please.
00:01:04 - Shaun.
00:01:06 - Do you see what I'm saying?
00:01:10 I know he's your best friend
00:01:13 I know...
00:01:15 It's not that I don't like Ed.
00:01:19 It's all right.
00:01:21 - It'd just be nice if we could...
00:01:25 ...spend a bit more time together.
00:01:28 - Just the two of us.
00:01:30 With Ed here, it's no wonder
00:01:34 and that only exacerbates things.
00:01:36 - What do you mean?
00:01:40 No, what does "exacerbate" mean?
00:01:42 It means to make things worse.
00:01:44 Right, right.
00:01:47 Well, I mean, it's not that
00:01:50 - Guys, it's not that I don't like you.
00:01:54 And I do want to spend time with you.
00:01:56 It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends.
00:02:00 Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
00:02:05 Anybody?
00:02:07 No, thank you.
00:02:10 I know...
00:02:12 friends are important to Shaun
00:02:14 but you must set some
00:02:18 Daffs is always taking me
00:02:21 and I'm always dragging him to the theatre.
00:02:24 - I'm not so hot on theatre.
00:02:27 - It's your anniversary soon.
00:02:30 - Did you do anything special?
00:02:33 Shaun. Hog lumps.
00:02:35 Shaun, what I'm trying to say is
00:02:39 more than spending every night
00:02:42 I want to do more interesting stuff.
00:02:45 I want you to want to want to do it.
00:02:49 Listen to me.
00:02:53 - Not that I'd know.
00:02:55 - Not yet.
00:02:58 - It's not her...
00:03:02 - No, I love my mum.
00:03:05 - # She's like butter #
00:03:07 - Shaun!
00:03:09 I understand what
00:03:12 We should get out there.
00:03:15 I'll book a restaurant.
00:03:19 Just the two of us.
00:03:21 Things will change. I promise.
00:03:24 Really, Shaun?
00:03:28 Time, gentlemen.
00:03:30 - # This town is coming like a ghost town #
00:04:40 'Player two has entered the game.'
00:04:43 Haven't you got work?
00:04:45 'Player two has left the game.'
00:05:01 The front door was open again last night.
00:05:06 - I'm not saying it was you.
00:05:09 - I'm saying it was Ed.
00:05:12 I can't live like this.
00:05:15 Look at the state of it.
00:05:18 - Pete...
00:05:22 - He brings a bit.
00:05:25 He sells a bit of weed now and again.
00:05:28 Yeah, once. At college. To you.
00:05:31 I've known him since primary school.
00:05:36 Because he can
00:05:39 - Fuck-a-doodle-doo.
00:05:41 I admit, he can be pretty funny on occasion.
00:05:44 Like that time we stayed up all night drinking
00:05:50 - When was that?
00:05:53 When's he going home?
00:05:57 Hey, man, listen... Top left.
00:05:59 - Uh-huh.
00:06:02 - I'm on it.
00:06:05 Thanks.
00:06:07 Two seconds.
00:06:10 - All right, Noodle?
00:06:13 - No, man.
00:06:15 - I ain't got nothing.
00:06:18 I've only got an 'enry meself.
00:06:23 - Listen...
00:06:25 since you're not working at the moment
00:06:30 And if you play the answer machine,
00:06:34 - Yep.
00:06:36 Writing something
00:06:40 - Nope.
00:06:42 Dom, hi...
00:06:47 Come on, it was pretty funny.
00:06:49 - Will you do what he said?
00:06:53 Do it for me, then.
00:06:56 I'm sorry, Shaun.
00:06:59 - It's all right.
00:07:01 I'm sorry, Shaun.
00:07:06 Oh!
00:07:07 Oh, my God, that's rotten.
00:07:10 - I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing.
00:07:13 - Get that.
00:07:18 'Shaun, it's me.
00:07:22 'so can you book the table
00:07:25 'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'
00:07:30 Hey! You're dead.
00:07:41 - Spare some change, please, mister?
00:07:46 Watch out. Are you blind?
00:08:00 'The American
00:08:03 'unexpectedly re-entered
00:08:08 'and broke apart over... '
00:08:26 Nelson?
00:08:30 Nelson?
00:08:34 Hello, my friend. No beer today?
00:08:36 No, it's a bit early for me.
00:08:50 Gather round, everyone.
00:08:53 Gather round.
00:08:56 As well as Mr Sloman being off today
00:08:58 I'm afraid Ash is feeling
00:09:01 so I will be taking charge as the...
00:09:04 - Oldest.
00:09:07 So if we can all pull together...
00:09:11 - Hello? Hello, mate.
00:09:14 I was totally munted last night.
00:09:17 Yeah, I spoke to him. He's only got Henry.
00:09:21 All right, mate. Laters.
00:09:32 - Continue.
00:09:35 Erm, as Mr Sloman always says,
00:09:40 In... There's an I in meat pie.
00:09:43 The anagram of meat is team...
00:09:46 Phones off. It's not a social gathering.
00:09:49 - All right, keep your hair on, grandad.
00:09:54 - How old are you? 20? 21?
00:09:56 Hey, well...
00:09:59 I know you don't wanna be here forever.
00:10:04 When?
00:10:06 You got red on you.
00:10:11 Hello, mate.
00:10:13 This one comes with
00:10:16 You've got your lifestyle channels there,
00:10:21 Er, you've got entertainment.
00:10:24 News. All the basic, er... news...
00:10:28 - channels.
00:10:31 'Coming after me... '
00:10:34 - Shaun.
00:10:36 It's your dad.
00:10:38 He's not my dad,
00:10:40 he's my stepdad.
00:10:46 Philip.
00:10:50 Shaun.
00:10:53 You haven't forgotten about tomorrow?
00:10:55 - No.
00:10:58 No, I haven't forgotten.
00:11:01 You could bring the flowers
00:11:03 I was gonna.
00:11:05 And not a cheap posy
00:11:08 I wasn't gonna.
00:11:12 Well, we look forward to
00:11:15 OK.
00:11:17 You've got red on you.
00:11:26 - I thought it wasn't a social gathering?
00:11:30 How comes you're allowed to
00:11:33 A, he's not my dad, OK? He's my stepdad.
00:11:36 And B, it was an emergency.
00:11:39 What, like buying your mum some flowers?
00:11:43 Noel, I do not find it difficult
00:11:48 Shaun, it's Liz for you.
00:11:53 - Hello.
00:11:56 - Hello.
00:11:58 - Yep.
00:12:01 - Yep.
00:12:04 'Cool, that's great. Just ring me later.'
00:12:07 - Goodbye, Liz.
00:12:11 Liz from Head Office.
00:12:18 Sir? Sir?
00:12:21 Sorry. Erm, they're for my mum.
00:12:24 Mum. "To a wonderful Mum"
00:12:29 - Er... the first one.
00:12:49 '... London seems
00:13:17 - Oh, my God! Shaun!
00:13:20 Oooh! How are you doing?
00:13:23 - Surviving.
00:13:25 - Yeah, are you?
00:13:29 - Bought?
00:13:32 - Are you still with...?
00:13:34 That's great. Glad somebody made it.
00:13:39 - Er, it's three years ago last week.
00:13:43 - We're going out for a meal tonight.
00:13:48 Yeah...
00:13:54 Come on!
00:13:59 - Are you gonna thank me, then?
00:14:02 Tidying up.
00:14:04 - It doesn't look tidy.
00:14:07 'Hello, Fulci's. Can you hold, please? '
00:14:10 - Do you want your messages?
00:14:13 Your mum rang about tomorrow night.
00:14:15 Liz rang about the two of you
00:14:18 Then your mum rang back to see
00:14:22 - 'Hello, Fulci's.'
00:14:25 but could you possibly do me
00:14:30 'Sorry, we just gave away the last table.'
00:14:37 Wasn't true about your mum.
00:14:39 Where are we gonna go?
00:14:41 - The Winchester.
00:14:44 - There's a Breville out back.
00:14:47 Hello.
00:14:49 - 'Hello, it's me.'
00:14:51 'What's the plan, then? '
00:14:53 Erm, there's been a bit of a...
00:14:58 - 'What do you mean? '
00:15:01 'But... I thought you said it was all OK? '
00:15:04 Yeah.
00:15:06 'You didn't book it, did you, Shaun? '
00:15:09 - No.
00:15:17 The Winchester?
00:15:24 - 'Hello? '
00:15:26 - 'I'm not sure, Shaun.'
00:15:29 'Lizzie doesn't want to see you.'
00:15:32 - Just open the door!
00:15:36 Do you want me to climb up the wall,
00:15:41 'You're not coming in.'
00:15:43 - OK, see you in a minute.
00:15:57 'Hi, it's me again.'
00:15:59 Can we just talk about this? Let's go out.
00:16:02 - To the Winchester?
00:16:05 - No, I don't fucking want to!
00:16:08 It's not the only place in the world.
00:16:10 We'll go to the Shepherd's,
00:16:13 - I'm going out with David and Di.
00:16:16 You hang out with my friends?
00:16:20 That's harsh.
00:16:24 Let's just go somewhere and have a laugh.
00:16:28 You promised you'd stop smoking.
00:16:30 You promised you'd try drinking
00:16:33 - You promised we'd go on holiday.
00:16:37 - We met in Greece.
00:16:40 It's not the same.
00:16:43 - You promised us free cable.
00:16:46 I can give up smoking whenever I want.
00:16:51 W- What was the next one?
00:16:53 It's not enough, Shaun.
00:16:55 'We appear to have
00:17:00 'Lf you or someone you know may... '
00:17:03 I'd say your nine lives were up, Shaun.
00:17:05 Get fucked, four-eyes!
00:17:07 You go out with her, you love her so much.
00:17:10 What do you mean by that?
00:17:13 '... the devastation really is extensive.
00:17:18 I don't know what he meant by that.
00:17:24 Got you these.
00:17:32 - "To a wonderful mum"?
00:17:35 Yeah, that's because...
00:17:38 I thought it would be funny
00:17:42 about you don't want to be
00:17:45 It's just a little joke,
00:17:50 - They're for your mum, aren't they?
00:17:53 Smooth.
00:18:03 If I don't do something, I'll end up in that pub
00:18:06 for the rest of my life
00:18:10 wondering what the hell happened.
00:18:13 What do you mean do something?
00:18:48 Fuck her. You got your pint.
00:18:52 You got your pig snacks.
00:18:57 Oh. You want your favourite monkey?
00:19:01 Shall I do Clyde?
00:19:15 See, I knew you'd get over her.
00:19:26 # If you leave me now... #
00:19:28 Who the hell put this on?
00:19:30 It's on random.
00:19:33 For fuck's sake. John, yes please, mate.
00:19:40 You know what we should do tomorrow?
00:19:44 A Bloody Mary first thing,
00:19:46 a bite at the King's Head,
00:19:49 stagger back here and bang...
00:19:53 How's that for a slice of fried gold?
00:19:55 - No.
00:20:00 Talk to me.
00:20:02 She said if she stayed with me
00:20:06 like these sad old fuckers
00:20:10 That is harsh.
00:20:12 - These are rich, interesting characters.
00:20:19 Snakehips. Always surrounded by women.
00:20:23 He's a bigamist.
00:20:25 Strangled his first wife
00:20:28 And invented the mobile disco.
00:20:31 What about her, then?
00:20:33 Ooh! Cockacidal maniac.
00:20:38 She's an ex-porn star.
00:20:40 They say she starred in
00:20:44 Cafe Au Lait...
00:20:47 Pour Vous.
00:20:51 Yeah. What about John, then?
00:20:53 He's North London Mafia.
00:20:56 It's true, Big Al says so.
00:20:59 Yeah, Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
00:21:01 Think about it. Handy with a blade.
00:21:06 Bernie, the trophy wife.
00:21:08 He's connected.
00:21:11 - The pub's called the Winchester.
00:21:14 See, you don't need Liz to have a good time.
00:21:17 - Don't, man.
00:21:19 Oi, look at me.
00:21:22 Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna
00:21:26 I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go
00:21:29 and I'm not gonna bombard you with clichés
00:21:34 it's not the end of the world.
00:21:42 Sorry, we're closed.
00:21:47 Pisshead.
00:21:54 # Ooh, white lines
00:21:56 # Visions, dreams of passion
00:21:58 # Going through my mind
00:22:00 # And all the while I think of you...
00:22:03 Oh?
00:22:05 What's the matter, love,
00:22:09 # Something of a phenomenon
00:22:13 # Cos white lines
00:22:16 # Blow away...
00:22:20 Blow!
00:22:22 # Ah, get higher, baby
00:22:24 # Ah, get higher, baby, ah, get higher, girl
00:22:28 # Ah... #
00:22:38 What? He should say base.
00:22:40 Or freeze.
00:22:42 What a tit.
00:22:53 # You wanna dance? #
00:23:03 Don't scratch it! Wait...
00:23:07 - That was the second album I ever bought!
00:23:12 - It's Saturday!
00:23:14 It's fucking Sunday
00:23:17 in four fucking hours
00:23:21 Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?
00:23:24 - Fuck, yeah!
00:23:26 I'm sorry, we had a couple of drinks,
00:23:33 Just keep it down, yeah?
00:23:37 Prick.
00:23:38 What was that?
00:23:40 Nothing.
00:23:42 - Stop it, we're friends!
00:23:46 - What's that supposed to mean?
00:23:50 You wanna live like an animal,
00:23:53 - Leave him alone!
00:23:56 All he ever does is hold you back.
00:23:58 Or is it easier having someone around
00:24:02 - What's that supposed to mean?
00:24:06 I assume it was Liz who did the dumping?
00:24:10 Sort your fucking life out, mate.
00:24:13 What's up with your hand, man?
00:24:17 - I got mugged on the way home from work.
00:24:20 - Some crackheads. One of them bit me.
00:24:23 I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them!
00:24:26 I've got a splitting headache
00:24:30 And the front door is open. Again!
00:24:35 It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick.
00:24:39 Next time I see him, he's dead.
00:24:53 'Shaun, it's me.
00:24:56 'so can you book the table
00:25:00 'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'
00:25:03 'Hello, pickle. It's me, Mum.
00:25:06 'Dad mentioned you might be visiting
00:25:11 'Will you be bringing
00:25:14 'Only we can't wait to meet her finally
00:25:17 'and also I was wondering
00:25:21 'Cos these days a lot of people
00:25:38 Do you want anything from the shop?
00:25:42 Cornetto.
00:26:52 Nelson, have you got any papers?
00:26:56 Nelson? I haven't even...
00:26:59 I owe you about 15p.
00:27:33 Oh dear.
00:27:38 Sorry, I haven't got any change.
00:27:40 I didn't even have enough
00:27:54 '... no official comment but religious groups
00:28:00 #... panic on the streets of London... #
00:28:03 - '... number of reports of... '
00:28:07 - '... people who are being... '
00:28:10 'Witness reports are sketchy.
00:28:14 'that the attackers appear to be... '
00:28:17 '... the sensational chart-topping... '
00:28:20 '... or ideological connection between
00:28:26 There's a girl in the garden.
00:28:28 - '... emergency services... '
00:28:32 In the garden, there is a girl.
00:28:34 '... the armed forces will be called in
00:28:39 'Scientists are still trying to establish
00:28:44 'and are unsure as to the... '
00:28:46 Excuse me.
00:28:52 Excuse me.
00:28:56 Hello.
00:29:02 - What are you doing?
00:29:23 Oh, my God.
00:29:27 She's so drunk.
00:29:33 How much have you had, love?
00:29:35 - Oh! I think she likes you.
00:29:38 - She wants a cuddle!
00:29:42 - Ed, do something!
00:29:45 - Ed!
00:29:47 I'm really flattered and everything but...
00:29:52 And, hold it there.
00:29:54 Ed! Just get her off me.
00:29:56 Jesus!
00:30:00 - What's up with her eyes?
00:30:04 Mary, I'm warning you,
00:30:08 This is it... Look, just fuck off!
00:30:45 - I think we should go back inside.
00:30:56 - Shaun, what's going on?
00:30:59 - How about an ambulance?
00:31:03 - Fire engine?
00:31:07 - And what do you want a fire engine for?
00:31:12 Are they still out there?
00:31:21 Yeah. What do you think we should do?
00:31:24 Have a sit-down?
00:31:26 'There are reports of chaos
00:31:29 'as thousands of people
00:31:32 'The M1, the M3, M4, M6... '
00:31:36 - Do you think this is the same thing?
00:31:40 'The Home Office is urging people to stay
00:31:47 'Ensure all residences are secure
00:31:50 'with all doors and windows
00:31:59 - For God's sake! He's got an arm off!
00:32:16 'More reports just in confirm that in all cases
00:32:22 I'm gonna shut the front door.
00:32:25 '... regarding the best way
00:32:29 'Ln the meantime, contact with
00:32:34 - Did you see his head go?
00:32:41 - We should get out there.
00:32:44 - We can take 'em.
00:32:47 - Fuck the man.
00:32:54 '... the attackers can be stopped by removing
00:32:59 'I'll repeat that, by removing the head
00:33:11 Hey!
00:33:15 Aim for the head.
00:33:36 - Now what?
00:33:38 - What's in the shed?
00:33:40 - Why is it locked?
00:33:44 No! That's the second album I ever bought!
00:33:54 Some of these are limited...
00:33:58 - Blue Monday.
00:34:00 For fuck's sake.
00:34:03 - Erm... Purple Rain?
00:34:05 - Sign O' The Times?
00:34:06 - The Batman soundtrack?
00:34:11 - Dire Straits?
00:34:17 - Er... Ooh, Stone Roses?
00:34:19 - Second Coming?
00:34:22 Ah! Sade?
00:34:24 - That's Liz's.
00:34:28 - I'm going to the shed.
00:34:42 - Which one do you want? Girl or bloke?
00:35:05 'People receiving bites
00:35:09 'and developed symptoms... '
00:35:11 You've got red on you.
00:35:13 'Lf you know someone who has been bitten
00:35:15 'it is absolutely essential
00:35:20 'The public are being strongly advised
00:35:24 Pete?
00:35:29 Pete?
00:35:31 - Why don't we just go up?
00:35:33 - Why not?
00:35:36 and B, he might still be annoyed.
00:35:39 Pete?
00:35:41 Maybe he went into work.
00:35:43 How come he didn't drive?
00:35:46 Maybe he got a lift.
00:35:51 Oi, prick!
00:35:54 He's not in.
00:35:56 - You got a fag?
00:35:59 - Since when?
00:36:04 Come on, babe. Oh, she's engaged.
00:36:07 - That was quick.
00:36:10 Liz!
00:36:11 - 'Shaun.'
00:36:15 - 'Yes.'
00:36:17 'Some men tried to get into the house.'
00:36:20 - Are they still there?
00:36:24 - Did you try the police?
00:36:27 - Are you OK? Did they hurt you?
00:36:31 - Mum?
00:36:37 - Mum, have you been bitten?
00:36:41 - Oh, OK.
00:36:43 - No, Philip has.
00:36:45 - Mum, what state is he in?
00:36:49 - I see.
00:36:51 We may have to kill my stepdad.
00:36:56 - 'I don't want to cause a fuss.'
00:37:00 So, what's the plan?
00:37:05 Right.
00:37:07 'We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's,
00:37:10 'we go in, we take care of Philip.'
00:37:14 I'm so sorry, Philip.
00:37:16 'Then we grab Mum, go over to Liz's place,
00:37:19 'hole up, have a cup of tea
00:37:21 'and wait for all this to blow over.'
00:37:24 - Why have we got to go to Liz's?
00:37:27 - She dumped you.
00:37:30 - Why?
00:37:33 All right, gay.
00:37:35 - I'm not staying there, though.
00:37:38 If we hole up,
00:37:41 I wanna know where the exits are
00:37:45 OK...
00:37:47 'Take Pete's car, go round Mum's,
00:37:49 'go in, deal with Philip.'
00:37:52 Sorry, Philip.
00:37:53 'Grab mum, go to Liz's,
00:37:57 'have a cup of tea
00:38:01 Perfik.
00:38:02 No, wait, we can't bring them back here.
00:38:05 - Why not?
00:38:08 Yeah. Look at the state of it.
00:38:10 Where's safe? Where's familiar?
00:38:14 Where can I smoke?
00:38:21 'Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil.'
00:38:23 - Sorry.
00:38:27 'have a nice cold pint
00:38:32 How's that for a slice of fried gold?
00:38:35 Yeah, boy!
00:38:36 'To recap, it is vital
00:38:40 'Make no attempt to reach loved ones
00:38:42 'and avoid all physical contact
00:38:46 Do you believe everything you hear on TV?
00:38:50 Yeah, I can see it, it's just outside.
00:38:53 Any zombies out there?
00:38:56 - Don't say that.
00:38:58 - That.
00:39:00 That. The Z word. Don't say it.
00:39:02 - Why not?
00:39:05 All right. Are there any out there, though?
00:39:10 Can't see any.
00:39:14 Oh! No, there they are.
00:39:18 - OK, let's do this, yeah?
00:39:21 Yeah! I got to do a wee first.
00:39:23 Ooh... can I drive?
00:39:25 What?
00:39:27 I always wanted to drive Pete's car.
00:39:31 OK.
00:40:04 Ahh! Oh, God.
00:40:06 Sorry, Pete. Listen, we're gonna
00:40:10 Erm, we'll bring it back.
00:40:13 And if you're feeling better later,
00:40:18 You're more than welcome to, er...
00:40:21 join us.
00:40:31 Pete'd be so pissed off
00:40:34 I don't think so.
00:40:38 Shaun, which button's central locking?
00:40:45 Oh, cock it!
00:40:48 Get lost!
00:41:04 Drive.
00:41:08 'The Church of England
00:41:13 'in proclaiming this
00:41:16 'Downing Street is refusing
00:41:20 'The bodies of the recently deceased
00:41:26 Let's put something else on.
00:41:29 What are you doing? Ed, look out!
00:41:36 I think we hit something.
00:41:41 Or someone.
00:41:43 Ow!
00:41:52 Are you all right?
00:41:55 Come on, let's just go.
00:41:58 Hello?
00:41:59 - He's gonna be dead either way.
00:42:08 Oh, thank God for that.
00:42:14 Ah, hello.
00:42:18 Who's a pretty boy then?
00:42:23 You didn't say Barbara had a Jag.
00:42:27 It's Philip's. He won't let anybody near it.
00:42:30 I put a Mars Bar in it once
00:42:33 - Fuck, it's gorgeous.
00:42:37 Why don't I stay here?
00:42:40 What, what, what, what, what?
00:42:42 You know, just look after the car.
00:42:46 I'll honk three times.
00:42:48 OK.
00:42:54 Don't forget to kill Philip!
00:42:57 - Hello, pickle.
00:43:00 You've got red on you.
00:43:02 Yeah. Mum, is everything OK?
00:43:05 - Yes, I'm fine.
00:43:08 - Dad's in the lounge.
00:43:10 Really!
00:43:12 Ed's outside,
00:43:14 - What about the doctor?
00:43:17 - Philip won't want to leave the house.
00:43:22 Put the kettle on and I'll deal with Philip.
00:43:24 - OK.
00:43:26 - You hungry?
00:43:28 - I'll make some sandwiches.
00:43:32 No fighting, you two.
00:43:35 '... you may ask where is our God?
00:43:39 'But throughout the land,
00:43:43 'rise up to confront the unseen enemy.
00:43:47 'They will not be cowards,
00:43:50 'they will be courageous
00:44:00 - I'm so sorry, Philip.
00:44:02 - What have you done now?
00:44:04 What have you got there? Flowers, I hope.
00:44:07 No, it's... cricket bat.
00:44:10 - Is that for the jumble, Shaun?
00:44:13 Your toys are upstairs.
00:44:16 - I took them all to the tip, Barbara.
00:44:20 - Shaun wants to take us somewhere.
00:44:23 Maybe you should stay here
00:44:25 - You said he wasn't coming.
00:44:29 - Just to be on the safe side.
00:44:34 We had ourjabs when
00:44:37 - But, Philip...
00:44:40 - A lot of drug nuts running wild.
00:44:44 - I'm not going anywhere without Philip.
00:44:48 How about that tea?
00:44:51 Mum, how much do you love Philip?
00:44:55 - Two sugars, is it?
00:44:58 Oh, yes. Will you cut me some bread, love?
00:45:01 Mum, look, how much do you love Philip?
00:45:04 Do we have to go through all that again?
00:45:07 What would you say if I told you
00:45:11 You weren't easy to live with.
00:45:13 - He chased me with a bit of wood!
00:45:17 - Did he tell you that? Motherfucker.
00:45:20 Sorry, Mother... Mum!
00:45:22 Did you know that on several occasions...
00:45:32 That wasn't true.
00:45:36 - You don't understand...
00:45:39 Philip is my husband
00:45:42 and I would at least expect you
00:45:46 You must be more adult about these things.
00:45:48 Yeah.
00:45:50 Come on, Shaun.
00:45:56 you just...
00:45:58 gotta be a man.
00:46:07 I'm telling you, it's a fuss over nothing.
00:46:10 Hello, Edward.
00:46:12 - Hi, Barbara.
00:46:15 You better believe it.
00:46:18 - It wasn't as easy as all that.
00:46:22 No, it's probably best if we...
00:46:26 Hmm... I pranged it.
00:46:29 You were parked.
00:46:30 Yeah.
00:46:32 I guess we'll have to take the Jag.
00:46:36 - Philip?
00:46:39 Look out!
00:46:42 Christ!
00:46:53 - Give me the car keys!
00:46:55 Give me the car keys!
00:46:59 I'm on it.
00:47:01 Don't worry about me.
00:47:05 - Maybe I should drive.
00:47:08 Just be careful!
00:47:21 Can you please turn that noise down?
00:47:25 Are you all right, dear?
00:47:29 I'd be fine if it weren't for that bloody racket.
00:47:32 - It is a bit loud.
00:47:37 You do realise this is
00:47:40 Oh, yeah.
00:47:44 - Here.
00:47:50 - Have you still got the child locks on?
00:47:55 You can't...
00:47:58 Hey, man, watch the leather.
00:48:03 Keep moving. If there's any problems...
00:48:06 I'll do the honks.
00:48:33 'Hello? '
00:48:37 Hello?
00:49:00 - Guys, can you let me in?
00:49:03 I've come to get you.
00:49:18 - What are you doing?
00:49:22 - We were safe!
00:49:24 There was two of them out there.
00:49:28 - Lots.
00:49:29 It only takes one of them
00:49:32 I tried calling but I couldn't get through.
00:49:36 - Oh, you made a plan?
00:49:39 If we don't, they'll tear us to pieces.
00:49:42 And that will exacerbate things for all of us.
00:49:45 - Shaun...
00:49:48 This is about survival.
00:49:50 We need to be somewhere more secure,
00:49:54 - We're with you, Shaun.
00:49:56 - We're with you.
00:49:59 Daffs! I don't want to be torn to pieces
00:50:04 - I'm not going if Lizzie's not going.
00:50:07 - I'm not staying by myself.
00:50:09 - Lizzie?
00:50:16 - All right, Flash, what's your plan?
00:50:19 but it's gonna be a bit cramped now.
00:50:23 - Yes!
00:50:25 Oh, no. Well, I've passed my test.
00:50:28 David?
00:50:29 I don't see the point
00:50:33 Look, just get any blunt objects together.
00:50:36 If you get cornered,
00:50:38 Keep together, stay sharp and follow me.
00:50:41 So, what's the plan, then?
00:50:44 We're going to the Winchester.
00:50:50 OK? Let's go.
00:51:08 - Come on.
00:51:15 What's up, niggaz?
00:51:22 Apologies for the cramped conditions.
00:51:26 Philip, hang in there, OK?
00:51:29 And, Mum, this is Liz. Liz, Mum.
00:51:31 Hello.
00:51:40 Ed, be careful.
00:51:42 - Is your dad all right?
00:51:44 - He's bleeding.
00:51:46 Thought you wanted to get there fast?
00:51:50 I want to get there in one piece!
00:51:53 Chill out, it's a short cut.
00:51:55 - That road goes to the Winchester.
00:51:58 - Liz, please!
00:52:02 - It's a pub, it's safe, it's secure.
00:52:06 - What makes it so secure?
00:52:10 And there's a rifle above the bar.
00:52:12 - I would think that's deactivated.
00:52:16 Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
00:52:19 - They can't.
00:52:20 - Of course they can!
00:52:22 Yes! The pub is the right place to go.
00:52:26 - Shaun...
00:52:28 What?
00:52:31 - Being a father, it's not easy.
00:52:35 You were 12 when I met you,
00:52:39 I just wanted you to be strong
00:52:46 - Philip, you don't have to explain.
00:52:52 And I always thought
00:52:57 You just need... m-motivation.
00:53:01 Somebody to look up to and...
00:53:06 I thought it could be me.
00:53:10 Would you just... take care of your mum?
00:53:17 There's a good boy.
00:53:22 - Ed, can you pull over?
00:53:27 - Ah! Ed, please pull over.
00:53:30 - Just pull over!
00:53:38 Whoa, momma!
00:53:40 - What the hell are you doing?
00:53:43 Stop telling me to chill out!
00:53:47 - And everybody is not all right.
00:53:50 Mum, it's Philip, he's gone.
00:53:53 - Where's he gone?
00:53:56 No, he isn't.
00:53:59 Get out!
00:54:02 Jesus!
00:54:05 - Get it open!
00:54:08 Quick!
00:54:12 - The child lock!
00:54:34 - Now what?
00:54:36 - How do we get Philip out the car?
00:54:40 - We can't leave your dad.
00:54:43 Mum, he was, but he's not any more.
00:54:45 - I really think we could...
00:54:50 It looks like him but there is nothing
00:54:56 Let's go, shall we?
00:54:59 You're not suggesting we walk?
00:55:04 - Everybody OK?
00:55:07 Maybe we should all hold hands,
00:55:10 Do you know where we're going?
00:55:12 - David, come on.
00:55:15 - Do you, though?
00:55:18 Are we close?
00:55:25 We're pretty close.
00:55:27 - Is your mum gonna be OK?
00:55:30 - Did you contact your folks?
00:55:33 - Do you think this is happening there?
00:55:36 About last night.
00:55:39 - You said this wasn't about us.
00:55:42 - You said it was about survival.
00:55:45 You're notjust trying to prove something?
00:55:53 - Maybe this isn't the best time to talk.
00:55:57 Shaun.
00:55:59 Yvonne.
00:56:00 - How's it going?
00:56:03 Hey, Liz. Long time no see.
00:56:06 Hey, Yvonne.
00:56:08 Erm... this is my boyfriend, Declan.
00:56:11 Erm... my friends Mark, Maggie,
00:56:13 - my mum and my cousin Tom.
00:56:16 This is Shaun and his girlfriend Liz.
00:56:19 - They've split up, actually.
00:56:22 - Yeah.
00:56:24 We should scoot.
00:56:27 - Yeah, we're going to the Winchester.
00:56:33 - Yeah.
00:56:41 Hi.
00:56:43 Hello.
00:56:45 Hi.
00:56:46 Hello.
00:56:48 All right.
00:56:52 See? The Winchester's just over there.
00:56:55 - Over where?
00:56:57 Just over there, over the 20 garden fences?
00:57:00 What's the matter, David?
00:57:02 Never taken a short cut before?
00:57:21 Shaun.
00:57:23 I'm sure Jill and Derek live round here.
00:57:40 Now, the Winchester
00:57:44 Everyone stay where they are, I'll...
00:57:47 - One, two, three, four, five. Yes.
00:57:51 Mum!
00:57:56 I'm coming!
00:57:58 Mum, are you OK? Are you OK?
00:58:01 I don't think Jill and Derek do live here.
00:58:07 Shaun?
00:58:11 Are you all right?
00:58:31 What are you doing?
00:58:35 Shaun!
00:58:41 Yes!
00:58:44 No, that's rubbish.
00:58:54 - Ooh!
00:58:58 Feel free to step in any time.
00:59:00 - You did all right.
00:59:03 I'm so sorry about that.
00:59:07 Right.
00:59:11 OK, everyone stay where they are.
00:59:24 - Is it clear?
00:59:26 - How many?
00:59:39 Oh, well, that is just great.
00:59:42 There are a fair few of them, yes.
00:59:44 I trust Shaun has another genius scheme
00:59:47 This is hardly constructive, David!
00:59:50 - We should have stayed at the flat.
00:59:54 Because... Because, because of...
00:59:58 - Will you stop it?
01:00:09 Right, let's all shake out.
01:00:12 Or not.
01:00:15 Take another look at the way he moves.
01:00:19 Almost like sleepwalking. Look at the face,
01:00:25 Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
01:00:27 OK, let's try, shall we? Liz.
01:00:33 Nice. Good vocal work.
01:00:37 Sorry, dear, I was miles away.
01:00:40 - D-Daffs.
01:00:43 - Come on!
01:00:45 It's mournful, sorrowful,
01:00:48 Uuurgh.
01:00:50 - Much better. Ed.
01:00:53 This is the night!
01:00:55 - What is that?
01:00:58 Who died and made you
01:01:01 Don't...
01:01:05 Yeah, that's pretty good.
01:01:07 Right, let's all try together, shall we?
01:02:07 Go, go, go, go.
01:02:12 Shit! Get round me, get round me!
01:02:14 John? John, Bernie, are you there?
01:02:19 - They can hear you.
01:02:22 - They know.
01:02:23 - I can't see them.
01:02:27 - Break the window.
01:02:29 - Break the window!
01:02:32 Yeah, there's...
01:02:35 Two seconds. Hey, Noodle.
01:02:38 - 'All right? '
01:02:41 - 'You get anything yet? '
01:02:44 I'm in the middle of something.
01:02:46 - Oi! What are you doing?
01:02:50 - Fuck off.
01:02:53 Fuck fucking off! I've spent an entire life...
01:02:57 Look at me. I've spent my entire life
01:03:00 and all you ever do is fuck things up
01:03:03 I'm not gonna let you do it any more.
01:03:06 Shaun.
01:03:08 Oh.
01:03:17 You were saying about another way in?
01:03:20 Yeah, there's a...
01:03:22 What are you doing?
01:03:26 - No!
01:03:29 No, they'll follow us.
01:03:33 - What do you mean do something?
01:03:37 Come on, that's it.
01:03:41 Over here! Come on. Oh, bollocks.
01:03:44 - Wait till I've gone then get inside.
01:03:48 I won't be long, I promise. Come on,
01:03:53 Come on, this way, that's it!
01:03:57 Come on. This way, follow me.
01:04:01 Come and get it. It's a running buffet.
01:04:04 All you can eat!
01:04:07 Shall we go in, then?
01:04:17 - Come on, Barbara. Leave those.
01:04:40 - He's been gone a good 20 minutes.
01:04:43 Either way, we need to think about blocking
01:04:49 - How will Shaun get back in?
01:04:54 - Let's get some lights on.
01:04:58 - Power's off.
01:05:01 - We mustn't advertise our whereabouts.
01:05:05 - Do we, David?
01:05:09 I'm just being proactive.
01:05:11 There's no lights, no power.
01:05:15 - You did that, you twat.
01:05:19 We were in a spot of bother. Somebody
01:05:23 and if none of you are prepared
01:05:27 then perhaps... I should.
01:05:30 - Will Shaun be gone long?
01:05:34 - How do you know?
01:05:37 Wouldn't he? How can you trust a man
01:05:43 A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot
01:05:48 This is a pub! We are in a pub!
01:05:51 I could get a round in.
01:05:54 Let's just wait for Shaun. We'll barricade
01:05:57 What then? How long?
01:06:01 - What are we going to eat?
01:06:03 - There's a Breville out back.
01:06:07 Must be why Shaun took us here
01:06:09 - He's coming back!
01:06:13 If he does, do you think his master plan
01:06:18 Is he just gonna stroll in
01:06:21 I don't know, David!
01:06:26 But what I do know is that we're here now
01:06:32 - Ed, get me a double vodka.
01:06:35 I'll have a drink too.
01:06:39 - Hello.
01:06:41 We'll have a party
01:06:44 We've got our nibbles.
01:06:48 - David!
01:06:57 Pickle!
01:06:59 Hello, Mum. You all right?
01:07:01 - Everybody OK?
01:07:03 - Any sign of John and Bernie?
01:07:05 - Check upstairs?
01:07:07 - Phones?
01:07:10 - OK...
01:07:14 Yeah, well, I promised, didn't I?
01:07:22 How did you lose them?
01:07:27 I just gave them the slip.
01:07:31 - Well, how did you get in?
01:07:33 I tried to tell you
01:07:36 But it wasn't me blowing our cover
01:07:39 - He's not my boyfriend.
01:07:43 Thanks, babe.
01:07:47 So, what's the plan, then?
01:07:51 Would anyone like a peanut?
01:08:04 Why don't you do your Clyde?
01:08:06 Has anyone seen
01:08:09 Ed does the most amazing
01:08:12 - No, it's not.
01:08:15 - No, no.
01:08:17 - You've built it up too much.
01:08:21 Everyone wants to see it.
01:08:24 Do it, do it, do it, do it. Come on, do it.
01:08:26 I'm not a performing monkey.
01:08:31 - The power's on.
01:08:34 The streetlights are on.
01:08:38 - What about the lights?
01:08:42 The lights are on a separate circuit.
01:08:46 It's quite simple, David.
01:09:16 - Is that it?
01:09:45 Liz, erm... have you got a quid?
01:09:50 Erm...
01:09:54 Yeah.
01:10:00 Never anything on, is there?
01:10:07 What?
01:10:11 - I think we might have a bit of a problem.
01:10:19 - They followed me.
01:10:23 Yeah.
01:10:25 Well, we'll just have to be
01:10:31 What?
01:10:35 Ed, no!
01:10:37 Turn it off!
01:11:11 Shit!
01:11:13 - Where the hell did he come from?
01:11:20 - Who put this on?
01:11:23 Dianne, get Mum somewhere safe.
01:11:26 - What?!
01:11:28 - Liz, Ed, grab a weapon.
01:11:31 - Cocktails?
01:11:33 The flaming spirits
01:11:36 - But the whole place could go up.
01:11:39 How about pool?
01:11:41 # Don't stop me now
01:11:45 # Don't stop me
01:11:47 - # Cos I'm having... #
01:11:50 # I'm a shooting star
01:11:54 # Defying the laws of gravity
01:11:58 # I'm a racing car passing by
01:12:02 # I'm gonna go, go, go
01:12:04 # There's no stopping me
01:12:07 # I'm burning through the sky...
01:12:09 - I can't find the switches!
01:12:13 # That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
01:12:15 # I'm travelling at the speed of light
01:12:17 # I wanna make
01:12:21 # Don't stop me now
01:12:23 # I'm having such a good time
01:12:25 # I'm having a ball
01:12:27 # Don't stop me now
01:12:29 # If you wanna have a good time
01:12:32 # Just give me a call
01:12:33 # Don't stop me now
01:12:36 # Don't stop me now
01:12:38 # Yes I'm having a good time
01:12:44 - # I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars...
01:12:48 - We have a situation!
01:12:52 - Fuck this. Two seconds.
01:12:54 Oi!
01:12:56 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
01:13:00 # I'm burning through the sky, yeah...
01:13:04 Shaun!
01:13:06 #... call me Mister Fahrenheit...
01:13:08 No!
01:13:11 Yes! Yes! In the head!
01:13:16 Ooow!
01:13:18 Shauny!
01:13:20 # Don't stop me
01:13:22 # Don't stop me, don't stop me
01:13:26 # Don't stop me... #
01:13:36 Why didn't you just shoot him, man?
01:13:40 Ed, for the last time, it's...
01:13:45 I fucking knew it!
01:13:50 OK.
01:13:55 But dogs can look up.
01:14:00 - Has anyone fired a gun before?
01:14:03 - Apart from Ed?
01:14:05 - Apart from David and Ed?
01:14:08 - He shot his sister in the leg.
01:14:11 - We should all do it.
01:14:14 - No one has any experience. We've got...
01:14:18 - 29 bullets.
01:14:20 29 shells. I need someone
01:14:23 everyone else to look out. I will fire.
01:14:25 As Bertrand Russell said the only thing
01:14:30 I think we can all appreciate that now.
01:14:33 - Was that on a beer mat?
01:14:36 - I won't say anything.
01:14:40 - They want to come in.
01:14:43 David, Dianne, let's go.
01:14:49 - Barbara.
01:14:51 - Would you like to come with me?
01:14:56 It's nice to meet you, finally.
01:15:01 - Really?
01:15:03 - Ah!
01:15:07 Are you all right?
01:15:09 I've got something for you.
01:15:12 Shaun's father gave me this.
01:15:16 - I'd like you to have it.
01:15:20 It seems only right.
01:15:37 I didn't want to say anything.
01:15:39 I thought Shaun would be worried.
01:15:43 Liz!
01:15:45 Here they come!
01:15:48 - Stay behind me!
01:15:51 Sorry, we're closed!
01:15:53 - The safety!
01:15:55 Cock it!
01:16:05 - There!
01:16:07 Three o'clock!
01:16:14 - Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve.
01:16:18 - 11:45!
01:16:21 Top left!
01:16:25 - Reload.
01:16:27 Come on, come on.
01:16:33 Nice shot.
01:16:35 OK, David, Dianne,
01:16:37 Ed, take over a sec.
01:16:40 - What is it? What's wrong?
01:16:42 - Mum, what's wrong?
01:16:45 - Mum, what's wrong?
01:16:50 - Mum, I don't understand.
01:16:53 I didn't want to say anything,
01:16:57 No, you should've said.
01:17:00 - Take over a sec.
01:17:03 - What's up?
01:17:06 - Barbara's hurt!
01:17:09 Jesus.
01:17:11 I know first aid.
01:17:13 Just hang on. Mum!
01:17:16 - Mum.
01:17:19 Just hold on, Mum, you're gonna be fine.
01:17:21 - I never thanked you.
01:17:25 For these. "To a wonderful mum."
01:17:31 It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
01:17:35 Oh, no, no! Mum, come on.
01:17:38 Stop it, stop it, stop it.
01:17:40 Mum. Please don't go.
01:17:54 - What are you doing?
01:17:57 - Daffs!
01:18:00 - She's gonna come back!
01:18:03 - She'll change.
01:18:05 - She's a zombie.
01:18:09 Move aside. I'm gonna count to three.
01:18:11 One...
01:18:13 two...
01:18:15 three!
01:18:16 - Don't point that gun at my mum!
01:18:19 Don't point that gun at Barbara!
01:18:21 - Ed, don't exacerbate things!
01:18:24 - This isn't exactly fair.
01:18:26 - Thank you.
01:18:30 Please, can we just stop
01:18:33 Tell him to put the gun down!
01:18:34 She's gonna change. You know I'm right.
01:18:37 And when she does, she'll kill all of us.
01:18:42 That's what this is about, isn't it?
01:18:45 He's always hated me
01:18:48 - She's not...
01:18:52 - What?
01:18:55 - That is not true.
01:18:58 - That is not true.
01:19:00 - What?
01:19:02 to get close to Liz and when she knocked
01:19:07 I've come to terms with that, Daffs,
01:19:11 Lizzie, I want you to know
01:19:15 David! There are slightly more
01:19:19 - Like "Daffs" pointing a gun at my mum.
01:19:23 - Christ, she's not dead!
01:19:26 For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite.
01:19:28 You've gone from
01:19:31 I'm not a chartered accountant.
01:19:33 - Well, you look like one.
01:19:35 - I'm a lecturer.
01:19:38 She's not your mum.
01:19:42 - Don't say that.
01:19:45 Please can we just calm the fuck down!
01:19:51 Now, I can see what David is trying to say...
01:19:55 - Thank you.
01:19:57 Yep.
01:19:59 And, Shaun... Shaun, look at me.
01:20:04 I can't begin to imagine
01:20:08 but we can't afford to fall apart.
01:20:12 Shaun, babe...
01:20:15 I know you don't wanna hear this...
01:20:36 You do it.
01:20:48 I'm sorry, Mum.
01:20:52 Do it!
01:21:09 Well... I think we're all agreed,
01:21:19 David, no!
01:21:22 David!
01:21:24 - Right, I'm leaving.
01:21:26 - I'm not staying here.
01:21:31 - I think you should go.
01:21:34 - What do you mean "we"?
01:21:37 Opening that door now
01:21:41 - You gonna stay here with him?
01:21:43 - After where he led us?
01:21:46 Shaun didn't ask you to come here.
01:21:50 - Get away from that door this instant!
01:21:53 David!
01:22:02 I'm so sorry, Dianne.
01:22:04 Maybe I'm not the one
01:22:11 Shaun...
01:22:18 David! No!
01:22:20 No! No! No!
01:22:24 David!
01:22:26 - No! No!
01:22:50 David!
01:22:52 Dianne, no!
01:22:54 I'm coming, David!
01:22:59 David!
01:23:02 Oh dear.
01:23:03 - Cocktails?
01:23:17 Stay back!
01:23:24 Shaun, hold them!
01:23:29 Heads!
01:23:34 - Ed!
01:23:38 Shauny, look who it is.
01:23:40 Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
01:23:44 Ed!
01:23:46 - Shaun!
01:23:48 Don't groan at me, you thick fuck!
01:23:50 I can't hold them!
01:23:56 No!
01:24:01 - Shaun!
01:24:05 I said leave him alone!
01:24:10 Ed. Ed!
01:24:13 Shaun, bar!
01:24:27 Ed!
01:24:30 Ed!
01:24:33 Ed!
01:24:35 What?
01:24:37 Chuck us a cloth, will you?
01:24:53 - Where are the shells?
01:24:55 Oh, fuck.
01:24:58 Ow!
01:25:00 Fuck it!
01:25:02 What are we gonna do?
01:25:05 - The cellar.
01:25:07 - There's a hatch out on to the street.
01:25:12 Oh, give us a fucking break!
01:25:21 Go!
01:25:33 I can see the street.
01:25:36 Come on.
01:25:39 Come on!
01:25:42 Why won't it open?
01:25:55 That's it then, we're trapped.
01:25:59 Whose fucking idea was that?
01:26:01 Man, I've really ballsed this up.
01:26:07 - No, you haven't.
01:26:11 I couldn't save Di or David.
01:26:16 You shouldn't feel so responsible, you tried.
01:26:23 Yeah, I suppose.
01:26:28 Do you think they'll get through?
01:26:31 Yeah.
01:26:34 How many shells have we got left?
01:26:37 Erm... two.
01:26:40 I suppose we could take a few of them out
01:26:45 I wasn't thinking about them.
01:26:47 I know.
01:26:54 - What about Ed? There's only two shells.
01:27:02 How are we gonna do this?
01:27:05 I don't know. Erm...
01:27:08 One of us has to go first.
01:27:10 One should do the other
01:27:13 You should do me.
01:27:25 I don't think I've got it in me
01:27:29 my mum and my girlfriend
01:27:33 What makes you think I've taken you back?
01:27:36 Well...
01:27:39 you don't want to die single, do you?
01:27:41 Actually... I would like to be shot.
01:27:46 Besides, I've changed. I haven't had a fag
01:27:50 He hasn't.
01:27:54 Maybe we should have one now.
01:28:00 - You left them in my flat.
01:28:03 - I was desperate.
01:28:06 - Sorry.
01:28:22 Come on, we're getting out of here.
01:28:25 - I mightjust stay here.
01:28:28 - You two should make a go of it.
01:28:32 - I only hold you back.
01:28:41 Maybe you should have this.
01:28:44 - Don't you want it?
01:28:46 I can't hit anything with it anyway,
01:28:52 - Ed, I'm sorry.
01:28:56 - Cos I was shouting at you earlier on.
01:29:01 I'm sorry too.
01:29:03 It's OK.
01:29:05 No...
01:29:07 I'm sorry, Shaun.
01:29:12 Oh, God! That's not funny.
01:29:15 - I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing.
01:29:33 You'd better be off.
01:29:44 Bye, Ed. Love you.
01:29:48 Cheers.
01:29:50 I love you too, man.
01:29:55 Gay.
01:30:18 - Ready?
01:30:30 Section One. Ready.
01:30:33 Zombies to your front. Fire!
01:30:39 Fire!
01:30:55 Oh, my God! Shaun!
01:30:58 Yvonne?
01:31:04 - How are you doing?
01:31:08 They're taking us somewhere safe.
01:31:13 Is itjust the two of you?
01:31:17 Well, glad somebody made it.
01:31:22 Come on.
01:31:37 'Next, the story of
01:31:41 'who fought off the reanimated corpses
01:31:45 'Lt's all coming right up on
01:31:48 'Six months on and, to many, the events
01:31:53 'As we now know, the phenomenon
01:31:57 '... not something I ever expected as
01:32:02 "'Removing the head
01:32:06 '... to have a top band with us, talking about
01:32:11 'The fact that the mobile deceased
01:32:15 'make them ideal recruitment
01:32:19 'as well as other roles such as... '
01:32:22 'He can't quite get it.
01:32:28 'I don't see nothing wrong with it
01:32:32 'But he's my husband, you know.
01:32:37 - 'You go to bed with it? '
01:32:41 'People can't understand
01:32:49 'Lnitial claims that the virus was caused by
01:32:55 Hello.
01:33:02 What's the plan, then?
01:33:04 Right, a cup of tea...
01:33:07 then we get the Sundays.
01:33:10 Head down the Phoenix for a roast,
01:33:12 veg out in the pub for a bit
01:33:15 then wander home,
01:33:19 - Perfik.
01:33:21 - Can I have two sugars, please?
01:33:25 - I might pop into the garden for a bit.
01:33:30 Two seconds.
01:33:43 'Player two has entered the game.'
01:33:47 Ed!
01:33:56 Yes!