Shoot Em Up

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00:01:03 You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14 What the hell you lookin' at?
00:01:31 Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46 Looks like you are
00:01:50 Now I'm gonna give you
00:01:53 You son of a bi--
00:01:59 Eat your vegetables.
00:02:00 She's in here!
00:02:02 Come on!
00:02:05 Where is she?
00:02:09 There she is!
00:02:12 - Get out of here!
00:02:15 Kill her on sight!
00:02:23 Who the fuck is that?
00:02:24 Where the hell is the girl?
00:02:26 # I'm afraid, I'm afraid,
00:02:28 # Of ghosts #
00:02:30 # If you have #
00:02:31 Get him!
00:02:33 # I don't mean to stare #
00:02:34 # We don't have to breed #
00:02:36 # We can plant a house
00:02:39 # I don't even care,
00:02:41 - Jesus!
00:02:43 # She said #
00:02:44 # She said #
00:02:48 # She said, she said #
00:02:51 # She said #
00:02:52 - Oh, God! Fuck!
00:02:53 # She said #
00:02:55 # She said, she said #
00:03:07 Come on, push. Push!
00:03:16 My hand!
00:03:19 - Do you know what I hate?
00:03:22 I hate these 40-year-old jack-holes
00:03:27 - That ponytail doesn't make you look hip...
00:03:29 ...young, or cool.
00:03:32 OK, it's comin'. Come on.
00:03:35 Give me one big push.
00:03:36 # She said, she said #
00:03:38 # She said, she said #
00:03:42 # She said #
00:03:44 # She said #
00:03:48 What the fuck?
00:03:56 I'm bleedin'. I'm bleedin' out.
00:03:58 Quit squirming,
00:04:04 What a piece of crap.
00:04:09 We're outta here.
00:04:16 Sorry about
00:04:27 We need quiet.
00:04:28 Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:53 Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:56 Why you tryin' to kill this woman?
00:05:00 Something funny?
00:05:01 Oh, I was just remembering
00:05:04 Well, "There once was a woman
00:05:06 "She had three babies
00:05:09 "She said it was fun
00:05:11 "But found it was hell
00:05:13 "When she saw there was
00:05:17 You have caused me
00:05:20 But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22 Tit for tat, right?
00:05:25 Now, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28 The gun will only fire
00:05:30 the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32 It makes firearms safer
00:05:36 Get him!
00:05:47 Who are you?
00:05:49 Lady, what's your name?
00:06:49 Nice knockers.
00:06:57 # I said the joker
00:06:59 # He makes his way
00:07:02 # See him sifting
00:07:03 God damn it!
00:07:05 # So I'll tell you all the story #
00:07:06 # About the joker
00:07:14 # He's always laughing
00:07:17 # Always living in the final hour #
00:07:20 # There is always
00:07:23 Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuckers.
00:07:49 Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:51 Tit for tat.
00:07:59 Get him in there. Come on.
00:08:01 I was goin' back for her, boss.
00:08:03 No, I got it.
00:08:05 Hey, I'm not the head honcho
00:08:08 warming them
00:08:09 while everybody else
00:08:11 Every second counts, right?
00:08:17 Now, how the heck
00:08:25 Everything was goin' smooth
00:08:27 ...when the woman draws a gun.
00:08:29 I mean, who expects a pregnant
00:08:32 And who was this man
00:08:34 I don't know.
00:08:35 After the woman escaped,
00:08:37 This guy, he was hangin' around...
00:08:39 at the bus stop.
00:08:40 I mean, so we decided
00:08:42 but we go after the woman...
00:08:43 he gets in on the action. You know?
00:08:46 He took a gun,
00:08:48 and that's--
00:08:49 - Oh. OK.
00:08:51 Take it easy. Sit down.
00:08:53 All right.
00:08:54 Oh, you all right?
00:08:56 OK.
00:08:58 Are you tryin' to tell me...
00:08:59 that some bum
00:09:03 Well, well, well,
00:09:07 I won't make
00:09:09 Well, I got a piece of lead
00:09:12 OK.
00:09:13 I can appreciate that.
00:09:16 My ass!
00:09:18 And let that be a reminder
00:10:31 Damn.
00:11:09 Don't make me kill you
00:12:05 Back off.
00:12:58 Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:01 Look, I've already booked
00:13:05 OK?
00:13:07 OK.
00:13:08 I love you too.
00:13:10 Yeah. Bye-bye.
00:13:15 You know why a gun
00:13:20 Don't know.
00:13:21 Well, you can put
00:13:31 Sir, we spotted the target...
00:13:32 at Third and Jefferson heading
00:13:34 Turn us around.
00:13:41 Come on! Dad!
00:13:42 - Come on.
00:13:45 Who's Daddy's little girl?
00:14:06 Don't worry, kid.
00:14:20 Oh, my God, look at this.
00:14:23 Someone left a baby.
00:14:32 Oops.
00:15:04 Fuck me sideways.
00:15:33 Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35 Where's Quintana?
00:15:37 Wait, Smith, Mistress Donna's
00:15:40 Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:41 Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:42 - Smith?
00:15:44 Besides, I thought Mistress Mary
00:15:46 You can't go up there.
00:15:49 # I've got a bad boy
00:15:58 - # His dirty laundry #
00:15:59 # Is nothing that
00:16:05 # And when he needs an alibi-- #
00:16:12 # Money #
00:16:14 # Money makes the world
00:16:16 # Money #
00:16:18 # Money make you
00:16:20 # If the price is right,
00:16:28 Sorry, pal, the bar's closed.
00:16:32 # If you want gold and silver #
00:16:33 # Sooner or later-- #
00:16:37 # Don't need to know yourself
00:16:39 Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:41 There's plenty to go around.
00:16:42 Not for me, thanks.
00:16:45 Just tell me
00:16:53 # If you want shelter #
00:16:55 # If you want smoke
00:16:56 # Take off your sweater #
00:17:00 Kinky.
00:17:01 I want you to take care of this
00:17:04 Five grand.
00:17:05 That should keep you off your
00:17:10 Are you clean?
00:17:11 You know
00:17:14 So you'll do it.
00:17:15 Vaffanculo.
00:17:18 For all I know,
00:17:21 I don't want to be an accessory
00:17:23 I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25 Trust you?
00:17:27 I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30 Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:33 I'm a British nanny...
00:17:35 and I'm dangerous.
00:17:46 Just keep the baby for one day
00:18:03 Forget it, Dad.
00:18:08 Fine.
00:18:12 Ciao.
00:19:09 Breast milk.
00:19:14 Let's go.
00:19:16 This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18 Find me every wet nurse,
00:19:21 and mammary on tap
00:19:26 I already told you, Smith,
00:19:29 in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:34 I need a little cream for
00:19:40 I'm sorry.
00:19:44 Scram, fellas.
00:19:46 Give me a moment alone
00:19:50 Caffé La Mamma.
00:19:52 Relax. Relax.
00:19:58 Mia piccola troietta.
00:20:05 There was a man here
00:20:10 Yes. A real jerk.
00:20:13 He wanted me
00:20:17 And what is this man's name?
00:20:21 Smith.
00:20:22 Mr. Smith.
00:20:29 How the hell
00:20:32 He saw me a couple of times...
00:20:34 when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:36 He always used
00:20:40 I don't believe you.
00:20:45 I think you know
00:20:53 He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58 It gets hotter the more times it's fired.
00:21:05 If I had anything on him,
00:21:15 And it gets a lot more
00:21:24 What's up, Doc?
00:21:26 Oh, you're a "wascally wabbit."
00:21:33 But you're not "wascally" enough.
00:21:35 Yeah?
00:21:37 That's a six-shooter.
00:21:40 I just counted six shots.
00:21:43 You've blown your load.
00:21:52 Yeah, well, what about you?
00:21:54 Your 9-millimeter is empty too.
00:21:56 Yeah, you fired 8 on the rooftop,
00:22:00 and your second cartridge
00:22:03 And you won't be getting it up
00:22:05 Oh, no. Well, you see,
00:22:08 it also has the thumbprint
00:22:11 Oh, really?
00:22:13 Wanna bet?
00:22:34 Nothin' like a good hand job.
00:22:46 Get your things. We're goin'.
00:22:57 I don't understand a word
00:22:59 but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:02 Damn you, Smith. I could have
00:23:05 Yeah, you should be thanking me
00:23:08 Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10 You're a bad girl,
00:23:12 Which car do you want?
00:23:14 - What?
00:23:18 Look at this.
00:23:25 You wanna know the difference...
00:23:26 between this luxury car
00:23:29 I give up.
00:23:31 With the car,
00:23:35 Tell me about it.
00:23:54 Hello, honey.
00:23:57 Oh, good, good, I'm glad--
00:23:59 I'm glad you liked the flowers.
00:24:02 Listen, sweetie...
00:24:04 I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08 I think I'm gonna have to be
00:24:11 But don't worry.
00:24:13 I will be back in time
00:24:16 I swear to you.
00:24:17 Hugs and kisses.
00:24:19 Bye-bye.
00:24:22 So, what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24 These guys were stalking
00:24:26 I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:30 Did you see that?
00:24:32 - What?
00:24:34 without signaling.
00:24:35 I mean, how hard is it
00:24:39 So you started shooting at them?
00:24:41 No, I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44 I went to the woman. She had a gun.
00:24:46 They started firing, I shot back.
00:24:48 He's done it again.
00:24:50 I move my finger one inch...
00:24:52 to use my turn signal.
00:24:54 Why are these assholes so lazy...
00:24:55 they can't move their finger
00:24:58 to drive more safely?
00:25:01 - You wanna know why?
00:25:03 Because these rich bastards
00:25:04 be callous and inconsiderate
00:25:06 to make all that money,
00:25:07 they can't help themselves.
00:25:09 callous and inconsiderate
00:25:11 It's in their nature.
00:25:12 Why don't you take the baby
00:25:14 - I can't go to the police.
00:25:17 I'm the Unabomber.
00:25:18 They caught the Unabomber.
00:25:20 That's what they think.
00:25:22 Stupid--
00:25:24 Right. That's it.
00:25:36 You are the angriest man
00:25:39 If I remember right,
00:25:45 Well, how many freelancers
00:25:49 Yeah? How many local boys?
00:25:52 I need men, you understand?
00:25:56 I need a lot more men.
00:26:11 # Listen to my song #
00:26:14 I want four mags...
00:26:15 a box of 9-millimeter
00:26:19 ...and give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28 You're a little short.
00:26:30 You lied. You said you had $5,000.
00:26:33 How about we make up the
00:26:36 You wanna buy bullets
00:26:38 It's as good as cash.
00:26:39 You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41 We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44 Look, why don't I sign over this check
00:26:47 Lt'll more than cover it.
00:26:49 Throw in that check you got
00:26:51 and got yourself a deal.
00:26:53 I don't get that check
00:26:55 Listen, why don't you take
00:26:57 and I'll give you the other half...
00:26:59 when you bring me the rest
00:27:01 Deal.
00:27:28 Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30 What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32 Making some money.
00:27:33 - Making some money?
00:27:34 To buy something for the baby.
00:27:36 Something for the baby?
00:27:43 A bulletproof vest is a better
00:27:47 Makes me think what you'd do
00:27:53 So this is it.
00:27:55 It's not the Ritz but it's home.
00:27:59 Same old Smith.
00:28:01 Down and dirty.
00:28:02 Glad you like it.
00:28:12 Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23 Maybe I should take the baby
00:28:25 No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27 They'll be watching
00:28:28 probably got some of the boys in blue
00:28:45 I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47 Well, I guess that's just
00:28:58 Stop the car. He was here.
00:29:00 Come on, what makes
00:29:02 Trust me. I know what people do
00:29:05 I always have.
00:29:08 Yeah, you shoulda seen
00:29:11 playin' rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13 Now stop the car.
00:29:16 Who do you think
00:29:18 I've no idea who's tryin' to kill it.
00:29:20 Don't call him an "it."
00:29:22 It's an "it" to me.
00:29:28 Tell me, Smith,
00:29:31 Yeah, my privacy.
00:29:38 Tell me something I don't know
00:29:40 brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:42 I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:45 Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49 Carrot?
00:29:52 It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59 Of all the squats in the city...
00:30:00 how does he know
00:30:02 Another lucky guess?
00:30:04 Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:06 He sees things we don't.
00:30:08 He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11 Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:13 My God, how many times
00:30:16 Details...
00:30:19 ...make all the difference
00:30:23 Hey, but--
00:30:26 Don't... you think
00:30:28 The leader who stays in the rear,
00:30:35 Besides...
00:30:42 violence is one of
00:30:45 No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:47 We could call him Oliver.
00:30:48 - Oliver?
00:30:51 Because he's an orphan?
00:30:53 'Cause I like the book.
00:30:54 - You like the book.
00:30:56 That's a first.
00:31:03 Which birthday card do
00:31:07 Cute and cuddly?
00:31:09 Or the one that says,
00:31:16 So, Mr. Hertz?
00:31:17 How old is your son?
00:31:19 He's 8.
00:31:20 Then it had to be
00:31:24 Can you believe it?
00:31:25 There's nothing on the TV...
00:31:26 - about any of this.
00:31:32 ...roadside bomb wounded--
00:31:33 We have it in our--
00:31:38 Hey. Do you notice that?
00:31:40 Notice what?
00:31:41 Look.
00:31:43 Lame-ass politician rants about
00:31:49 - So tonight--
00:31:50 with this heavy metal music...
00:31:54 ...he shuts up.
00:31:56 That's so weird.
00:32:01 He must find it comforting.
00:32:04 - Sir?
00:32:05 - Men are in place on the roof.
00:32:09 Anybody know what a
00:32:13 It's where Cagney
00:32:20 And if that happens in this show...
00:32:23 I'm gonna do a lot more
00:32:26 All right? Let's kill this mother. Go.
00:32:33 It doesn't surprise me that
00:32:37 Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:38 No, I'm telling ya, this means--
00:32:43 Go. Back way.
00:32:55 # If you like to gamble #
00:32:56 # I tell you I'm your man #
00:32:58 # You win some, lose some,
00:33:08 # Playing for the high one #
00:33:10 # Dancing with the devil #
00:33:11 # Going with the flow #
00:33:13 # It's all a game to me #
00:33:22 # Seven or eleven #
00:33:24 # Snake eyes watching you #
00:33:29 # Double up or quit #
00:33:30 # Double stake or split #
00:33:32 # The ace of spades,
00:33:42 # You know I'm born to lose #
00:33:43 # And gambling's for fools #
00:33:45 # But that's the way I like it, baby #
00:33:47 # I don't wanna live forever #
00:33:56 # And don't forget the joker #
00:34:25 # Pushing up the ante #
00:34:27 # I know you've got to see me #
00:34:29 # Read 'em and weep #
00:34:30 # The dead man's hand again #
00:34:38 # I see it in your eyes #
00:34:40 # Take one look and die #
00:34:46 # The only thing you see #
00:34:47 # You know it's gonna be #
00:34:49 # The ace of spades #
00:34:50 # The ace of spades #
00:35:12 My God, do we really suck...
00:35:15 or is this guy really that good?
00:35:17 Come on, boys!
00:35:19 He ain't out of the briar patch yet!
00:35:40 Shoot the dog, shoot the dog.
00:35:42 No.
00:35:44 - Why not?
00:36:08 Wait a minute.
00:36:13 Oh, that rat bastard.
00:36:31 What is it?
00:36:33 It's the baby's diaper.
00:36:39 This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:41 It's the only idea we got.
00:36:43 You actually think
00:36:45 lived near a heavy metal club...
00:36:48 ...and that he could hear the music
00:36:51 Yep. That's why he doesn't cry...
00:36:52 when he's listenin' to some
00:36:54 Ridiculous.
00:36:56 Well, he isn't cryin' now.
00:37:01 So this is the only club near where
00:37:05 I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:37:08 Yeah? So how do you explain
00:37:10 Somebody's been stocking up.
00:37:12 Let's find out who.
00:37:16 # You sear my legs,
00:37:19 # Eat my neck #
00:37:21 # I can't,
00:37:23 # I can't break, I can't break #
00:37:26 # I can't break,
00:37:31 - You the owner of this place?
00:37:34 I am.
00:37:38 - Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:42 Just as I suspected.
00:37:45 He really is into jewelry.
00:37:51 Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:37:52 Go to hell.
00:37:54 Don't mess with me.
00:37:55 You ain't got the cojones.
00:38:00 Oh, God.
00:38:03 So who were these guys?
00:38:05 I rented the place to some suit
00:38:09 He paid the whole year in cash.
00:38:11 I never saw him again.
00:38:13 I just figured they were
00:38:21 Beat it.
00:38:39 Oh, madonna.
00:38:41 Che orrore!
00:38:43 This is pretty fucked up.
00:39:15 Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:18 All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:20 Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:39:22 We found her body and confirmed
00:39:27 The babies were supposed
00:39:29 I guess setting up this
00:39:30 on top of a heavy metal club
00:39:33 What a fine lot of
00:39:36 When Mr. Go-To Guy passes,
00:39:39 Yes, sir, I already made the call.
00:39:41 Backup should be
00:39:43 We'll clean this mess up
00:39:45 everything that happened.
00:39:47 Thank you, sir.
00:39:52 Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:58 Watch where you step.
00:40:01 - The ice cream is melting.
00:40:04 I thought donor sperm
00:40:07 These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:11 This is weird.
00:40:12 There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:14 One donor?
00:40:16 Yeah. And a generous one at that.
00:40:27 This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:29 It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33 How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:34 You didn't hear about
00:40:44 See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow
00:40:48 The odds are much better
00:40:50 the same DNA with
00:40:54 You mean these people were
00:40:57 for some guy's
00:41:00 Exactly. And somebody
00:41:03 That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31 No, my baby, no.
00:41:35 So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37 That's good.
00:41:39 And then I got to thinking.
00:41:41 - You know what I hate?
00:41:44 I hate those lame action movies...
00:41:45 where the good guy calls
00:41:49 Yeah. That's right up there
00:41:52 I called ABC, CBS,
00:41:56 the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:42:01 So, what do we do next?
00:42:03 I figure we hang here
00:42:05 Once the story goes public,
00:42:09 Look. He finally went to sleep.
00:42:12 Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:13 The moment you close
00:42:17 You can't take a little pleasure
00:00:01 You just hate everything.
00:00:04 I don't hate you.
00:00:06 Is that why you picked me?
00:00:07 You know why I picked you.
00:00:09 You have no idea
00:00:12 We're gonna get out of this, trust me.
00:00:14 - You just don't get it.
00:00:19 You bring me this child
00:00:25 A baby that could be dead
00:00:28 And you never even think
00:00:30 what happened to my own child.
00:00:37 You're right.
00:00:41 It's unforgivable.
00:00:46 No. It's my fault.
00:00:49 It's like what my mamma
00:00:52 "Le uova non devono ballare
00:00:56 If I say I'm sorry will
00:01:00 Eggs have no business
00:01:28 You know, Smith...
00:01:30 I figured out what you hate most--
00:01:33 yourself.
00:01:38 What happened to your baby?
00:01:40 Forget about it.
00:01:42 Tell me.
00:01:44 My pimp hit me in the stomach.
00:01:48 My baby...
00:01:50 was delivered stillborn.
00:01:56 - Get off of me!
00:02:15 You like this, do ya?
00:02:21 It's called a gun.
00:02:24 Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
00:02:30 Now, this is the business end.
00:02:33 You should never point this
00:02:37 Now, this is important.
00:02:42 You have to keep this on to make sure
00:02:46 But really, this is
00:02:56 Are you hungry?
00:03:36 # I watched those youthful
00:03:43 # They drink the screen
00:04:59 Talk about shootin' your load.
00:05:07 Look at this.
00:05:09 This is a Hammerson Nite Tac.
00:05:12 These aren't supposed to
00:05:16 This is weird.
00:05:18 All these guys have got 'em.
00:05:25 Don't even tell me.
00:05:27 Do you know how many of our men
00:05:29 Why should I waste my beautiful mind
00:05:33 Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:05:35 Getting angry releases an enzyme...
00:05:37 tryptophan hydroxylase...
00:05:39 which can temporarily
00:05:42 That's something I can't
00:05:44 How do you know all that?
00:05:46 My boy's hooked
00:05:48 Take me Westside.
00:05:51 I got a bead
00:05:57 No more arguments.
00:05:58 I have to do this alone,
00:06:00 is if I'm positive you two are OK.
00:06:05 This is the only place
00:06:07 - A tank?
00:06:10 You'll be safe from gunfire
00:06:13 - You're whacked.
00:06:16 I'm also serious.
00:06:17 But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:06:19 Don't worry. When I create
00:06:24 You should have
00:06:25 to last you a couple of days.
00:06:27 The pureed carrots are the best.
00:06:31 Well, you know
00:06:34 Yes, but what if
00:06:37 That's not gonna happen.
00:06:39 There is no way to be sure.
00:06:43 Yes, there is.
00:06:59 Tu sei una stella, la mia stella.
00:07:04 - But, Mom, I wanna go home!
00:07:07 If you don't behave,
00:07:10 - But, Mom, I wanna go home!
00:07:12 Stop it!
00:07:13 I hate it when parents...
00:07:15 - hit their children.
00:07:17 Not until you stop hittin' your kid.
00:07:18 I will discipline
00:07:20 How would you like it
00:07:23 What--?
00:07:24 - See?
00:07:26 Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:07:29 Help!
00:07:31 Help!
00:07:33 What the hell do you think you're doin'?
00:07:38 It's not funny.
00:07:55 So, what you got on this
00:07:59 Well, anybody this good
00:08:01 And it's usually because
00:08:05 You know, like
00:08:07 and Mickey Mantle's father
00:08:09 My son is a video game whiz...
00:08:11 and I wasn't too bad at
00:08:14 Just follow me,
00:08:17 In '67, the limeys
00:08:21 So a lot of Brit gunsmiths
00:08:25 Now, I've got an inside man
00:08:27 working on which of
00:08:30 and if any of the boys
00:08:32 I think the pucker factor's
00:08:35 You got diddly!
00:08:39 Yes, Duchess, you a good girl. Sit.
00:08:42 Yes. Now's your treat.
00:08:45 My man has been
00:08:47 and he recalled one of these
00:08:52 National sports pistol
00:08:55 Olympic hopeful,
00:09:00 - But after that, the kid is...
00:09:01 ...never heard from again.
00:09:03 Well, that sounds like Black Ops
00:09:06 - This leads me to a theory.
00:09:09 A theory is bull-noogies.
00:09:11 All you got is a man with no name...
00:09:15 ridin' into town on a pale horse...
00:09:18 dispensin' his own brand o' justice.
00:09:52 Hertz, you know why people
00:09:55 And it's got nothin' to do
00:09:57 phallic mumbo jumbo,
00:10:01 No, Hertz, people love guns...
00:10:03 because America
00:10:08 where a poor man can become rich...
00:10:12 ...and a pussy can become
00:10:15 if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:10:20 I'm hopin' you're not just
00:10:24 Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:10:27 I'm a tough guy with
00:10:35 I want you to give this guy...
00:10:37 and the kid a dirt nap.
00:10:40 Yes, sir.
00:10:45 Right away, sir.
00:10:49 Amore mio.
00:10:52 Don't worry.
00:10:54 Daddy will be back soon.
00:11:14 Hold it! Hold it!
00:11:19 Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny.
00:11:21 You just keep goin',
00:11:24 - So do you.
00:11:27 to spare your life
00:11:28 the woman and child are.
00:11:30 Forget it.
00:11:42 Oh, boy.
00:11:45 'Ey, who trained you?
00:11:47 N.S.A. Black Ops? CIA?
00:11:51 Well, whoever. It seems
00:11:55 You think that's good, you should
00:12:02 'Ey, you know, my boss here...
00:12:03 thinks that you're the Lone Ranger
00:12:07 Well, I believe I have a better idea
00:12:12 I found out how your
00:12:15 My God, what a tragedy.
00:12:17 Some guy walks into a burger joint...
00:12:20 he starts shooting up the place.
00:12:22 Oh, my God, what a shame...
00:12:24 that your wife and son were there...
00:12:26 having their... chicken nuggets.
00:12:36 What's the matter,
00:12:41 Well, then why don't
00:12:43 Children's story, please.
00:12:49 Tell me the one about the baby.
00:12:52 Maybe later...
00:12:54 when I put you to sleep.
00:12:59 Go, go!
00:14:11 So, what do you think
00:14:13 Fuck you!
00:14:16 OK, buddy, drop your weapon.
00:14:29 Think we got him?
00:14:55 God damn it, Smith!
00:14:59 So I found out
00:15:01 - Who?
00:15:04 Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:15:06 Inherited the Hammer
00:15:08 from his old man and
00:15:11 Does this give you any new ideas...
00:15:13 about who needs
00:15:15 No.
00:15:17 It's OK, little Oliver.
00:15:23 Shit. It's him.
00:15:26 Senator Rutledge.
00:15:29 If he's elected president,
00:15:32 It makes sense,
00:15:34 Mr. Go-To Guy called his men
00:15:37 The secret service calls their agents
00:15:41 It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:15:43 He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:15:44 So we contact this man
00:15:47 - It's over.
00:15:49 This means that
00:15:50 and the whole of the U.S.
00:15:53 I think you two have
00:15:55 Until I get the answers,
00:15:57 They'll be watchin' the trains,
00:16:01 So I think this is the safest
00:16:04 I'm gonna check all of this out,
00:16:07 I'll get you
00:16:08 But... What if you don't get
00:16:12 Where should I get off?
00:16:15 I think it's better if I don't know.
00:16:16 - What?
00:16:19 I can't know.
00:16:27 Smith, do you really think
00:16:30 Just stick to the plan
00:16:35 Run!
00:19:02 So much for wearin' your seat belt.
00:19:30 What in the hell is that?
00:19:34 Oh, my God, that is twisted.
00:19:37 That sick son of a bitch.
00:19:40 Oh, that sick son of a bitch
00:19:48 It's time to go, little boy.
00:19:54 Put me through to whoever's
00:19:59 Just tell him there's a man
00:20:04 Hello, is this Smith?
00:20:07 That was a nice job coverin' up
00:20:09 Not a word about it anywhere.
00:20:12 Only you guys in Washington
00:20:14 I'm telling you,
00:20:17 Now, listen, we can do this
00:20:21 I wanna see the senator.
00:20:24 All right. He wants to see you too.
00:20:27 He's leaving for North Carolina.
00:20:30 You can fly with him.
00:20:34 I see anythin' I don't like,
00:20:52 What were you doing in there?
00:20:55 - Cleaning my gun.
00:21:00 You know, we were
00:21:02 We only wanted to scare you
00:21:04 Well, that's one way to explain
00:21:08 In the latest poll,
00:21:09 continues to be the
00:21:11 heading into next week's
00:21:13 He leads his rival by at least 10 points--
00:21:19 I owe you my life.
00:21:20 So this is where you get to do
00:21:25 - I heard about you.
00:21:28 Yes, it's amazing
00:21:32 And a lot of morphine.
00:21:37 So, you've pieced
00:21:42 Very clever, Mr. Smith.
00:21:45 Simple.
00:21:46 You're the Democratic
00:21:48 and your sweeping
00:21:51 are pissing the wrong people off.
00:21:54 Yes, well, if they're pissed now,
00:21:58 We got so many goddamn...
00:21:59 gun lobbies out there...
00:22:00 that we're gonna have to set up
00:22:03 Then maybe we'll get our bill
00:22:06 Unfortunately, you're sick
00:22:08 They discovered your baby hatchery
00:22:12 - They kill you by killin' the babies.
00:22:16 So, where's my savior?
00:22:19 Oh, my God! Gun!
00:22:20 Easy, easy.
00:22:23 You know what I hate most?
00:22:25 - Liars.
00:22:27 You made a deal with Hammerson.
00:22:28 - No, you're crazy.
00:22:29 - Y--
00:22:31 you also let his dog up on the mattress.
00:22:33 Lookin' at those dog hairs
00:22:34 I'd say old Duchess took a likin' to you.
00:22:36 I don't know what you're talkin' about.
00:22:37 Save the line for when
00:22:40 If he ever makes it there.
00:22:41 Do you know what else I hate?
00:22:43 Hypocrites.
00:22:44 And you're the biggest one of all.
00:22:46 Can you blame him
00:22:48 His operation to find the baby...
00:22:50 had been tits up from the get-go.
00:22:52 You see, Rutledge called us
00:22:55 a proposition that we had
00:22:59 In exchange for his life...
00:23:00 the senator promised
00:23:02 To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
00:23:04 Oh, come on, Smith. Come on.
00:23:07 Guns don't kill people.
00:23:08 But they sure help.
00:23:11 Back off!
00:23:12 Back off.
00:23:13 - Back off or I'll kill him!
00:23:15 Pl--I had to do it.
00:23:17 I want to live.
00:23:20 Yeah? Well, you got what it takes.
00:23:23 I can still do good in other areas.
00:23:25 How you gonna square it
00:23:27 It is a constitutional right.
00:23:29 Back off! Get back!
00:23:31 I've come around
00:23:33 Come around?
00:23:36 Let me give you a piece of advice--
00:23:38 Never trust the people who stand
00:23:41 - They're the bad guys.
00:23:44 Go-to guy: The game is over.
00:24:15 Let him go, Smith!
00:24:17 Maybe not for me, but there
00:24:20 If I kill Rutledge, no one
00:24:24 They'll be saved.
00:24:26 Your assassination, Rutledge,
00:24:30 and trigger immense support
00:24:33 The sympathy vote in the congress
00:24:37 passage by a landslide.
00:24:40 Your legacy... will live on.
00:24:43 Don't do it!
00:24:45 Then do it.
00:24:47 Let me regain some honor
00:24:56 That son of a bitch.
00:24:58 Son of a bitch!
00:25:04 God damn it!
00:25:09 # It's criminal #
00:25:12 # There ought to be a law #
00:25:17 # Criminal #
00:25:19 # There ought to be
00:25:22 # You get a nothin' for nothin' #
00:25:24 # Tell me, who can you trust? #
00:25:30 # We got what ya want #
00:25:33 # And you got the lust #
00:25:36 # If you want blood #
00:25:40 # You got it #
00:25:43 # If you want blood #
00:25:46 # You got it #
00:25:51 # Blood on the streets #
00:25:52 # Blood on the rocks #
00:25:53 # Blood in the gutter #
00:25:55 # Every last drop #
00:25:57 # You want blood #
00:26:00 # You got it #
00:26:06 # O positive #
00:26:18 # If you want blood #
00:26:23 # You got it #
00:27:13 Don't move, Mr. Hero.
00:27:18 Can't talk right now, honey.
00:27:20 I'm right in the middle of somethin'.
00:27:22 Bye-bye.
00:27:48 Don't you worry, Duchess.
00:27:50 This isn't gonna happen to you.
00:27:52 Not for a few years, anyway.
00:27:56 Well, well,
00:28:00 Somebody gets to be smart,
00:28:03 Looks like you and I have
00:28:09 Yes, indeed.
00:28:12 The circle of life.
00:28:15 The circle-a jerk of life.
00:28:17 Oh, you have
00:28:20 Now...
00:28:26 I want you to tell me...
00:28:29 where the woman
00:28:32 Tell me, or I will be forced
00:28:34 considerable agony.
00:28:36 Believe me...
00:28:39 nothing could be more painful than
00:28:47 Again, I ask--
00:28:49 where are the woman and child?
00:28:54 That's the last time
00:28:59 Just tell me what I wanna hear.
00:29:01 It's your choice
00:29:03 Why are you doin' this?
00:29:06 - It's over.
00:29:11 No, I really should thank you.
00:29:13 I just got a bigger contract
00:29:17 I mean, I wasn't just on
00:29:21 What are you babbling
00:29:23 Do you really think
00:29:26 were just gonna bend over
00:29:29 killing the senator?
00:29:30 There's no way that you can
00:29:33 No? Haven't you heard
00:29:36 The senator's plane
00:29:38 They haven't been able to find
00:29:41 So, you see, once I silence you
00:29:43 the cover-up will be complete.
00:29:45 So, once again, I ask you--
00:29:47 where are the woman and child?
00:29:49 You know how I'd break
00:29:53 My boy told me this one.
00:29:54 You'd punch me in the nose.
00:29:55 I'd kick you in the ass.
00:29:58 Very amusing.
00:30:00 I give that one the ol' thumbs up!
00:30:05 What if you don't
00:30:07 Oh, I know your whole story.
00:30:10 That man who went
00:30:13 He visited the little gun shop
00:30:16 I found out how your wife
00:30:17 You sold him
00:30:19 Shotguns.
00:30:20 ...that killed your own wife and boy.
00:30:23 I'm not telling you...
00:30:28 Where are you, Smith?
00:30:34 Well, well, well, well, well.
00:30:36 We're gonna need somethin'
00:30:55 That's it.
00:31:18 Aren't guns just fucking great,
00:31:21 # Of excellent quality #
00:31:23 # I've dwelt there for years #
00:31:27 # Playing with my fears #
00:31:29 # It's tasteful, luxurious,
00:31:35 # And though there are tears #
00:31:38 # I control them with my gears #
00:31:41 # Well, all in all #
00:31:43 # I must tell you #
00:31:47 # Well, I must tell you #
00:31:50 # I'm so #
00:31:51 # Proud of my private hell #
00:32:00 'Ey.
00:32:01 Who's a hotshot now, huh?
00:32:41 Oh, yes, sirree, Bob.
00:32:42 It certainly has been a pleasure.
00:32:44 But before we part ways...
00:32:46 tell me one thing.
00:32:49 I am dead on...
00:32:51 about who you are, right?
00:32:53 Say that again?
00:32:55 I said, I am dead--
00:32:56 Stop.
00:32:58 That part of it you got right.
00:33:32 It's the wife.
00:33:38 Hi, honey.
00:33:44 She's leaving me.
00:33:46 You know what I really hate?
00:34:14 What I really hate...
00:34:17 ...is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
00:35:01 Investigators discovered
00:35:04 The FBI stated an anonymous
00:35:35 Don't worry, little boy.
00:35:36 Mama will be watching you
00:35:56 Oliver.
00:35:59 Hello.
00:36:05 What took you so long?
00:36:28 All right, this is a robbery!
00:36:29 Empty the drawer, all of it.
00:36:31 Everyone else, freeze!
00:36:33 Do it or I'll fucking blow your head off!
00:36:35 He said freeze.
00:36:37 That means don't even
00:36:39 That's right.
00:36:41 So don't fuckin' move.
00:36:43 We're kinda
00:36:45 - You know what I hate?
00:36:48 That's right! You heard him!
00:37:33 # Yeah #
00:37:34 # Kickstart my heart,
00:37:37 # Ooh, yeah #
00:37:40 # Baby #
00:37:43 # Ooh, yeah #
00:37:45 # Kickstart my heart,
00:37:48 # Ooh, yeah #
00:37:51 # Baby, yeah, yeah #
00:38:07 # Skydive naked
00:38:09 # Or a lady with a body
00:38:12 # My heart, my heart #
00:38:14 # Kickstart my heart #
00:38:17 # Say I got trouble,
00:38:20 # I'm just looking
00:38:22 # My heart, my heart #
00:38:24 # Kickstart my heart #
00:38:28 # Yeah, are you ready, girls? #
00:38:31 # Yeah, are you ready now? #
00:38:33 # Ooh, yeah #
00:38:36 # Kickstart my heart #
00:38:37 # Give it a start #
00:38:39 # Ooh, yeah #
00:38:41 # Baby #
00:38:44 # Ooh, yeah #
00:38:47 # Kickstart my heart,
00:38:49 # Ooh, yeah, baby #
00:39:06 # Ooh, yeah #
00:39:08 # Kickstart my heart,
00:39:11 # Ooh, yeah #
00:39:14 # Baby #
00:39:16 # Ooh, yeah... #