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Short Circuit 2 en
00:00:49	This is ground control.
00:00:51	Citation Zebra-Bravo
00:00:55	Police and security
00:01:38	Rolex watches. You know the name....
00:01:41	You little rascal,
00:01:45	See how he runs around?
00:01:49	This is a highly sophisticated
00:01:53	Uncle, are you wanting to buy?
00:01:57	Rolex. You know the name,
00:02:00	Ultimate in Swiss craftsmanship.
00:02:06	...for $1 7 00. l deal in volume.
00:02:12	$39.95, how can you beat that?
00:02:16	-Would you like a robot?
00:02:19	They're not selling like pancakes.
00:02:25	ln this town? Did you
00:02:30	l don't travel with bananas.
00:02:33	l've been kicking
00:02:37	Really?
00:02:41	-Let's upgrade your image.
00:02:44	l'll let you have half my inventory.
00:05:07	Mr. Slater, look.
00:05:11	You haven't seen it.
00:05:14	See, they're hands. They clap.
00:05:18	-l know it'll sell.
00:05:23	How many chances should l give you?
00:05:27	lt's for Christmas...
00:05:29	...not Easter. Got it?
00:05:32	Yes, sir, high-tech.
00:05:34	l'll keep looking.
00:05:36	And if you don't mind,
00:05:41	Ah! That's better.
00:05:46	Silence is better than Little Richard?
00:05:55	l'll sell these wholesale.
00:05:58	l am occupying myself with--
00:06:01	Toy robots are pathetic.
00:06:05	ls this yours?
00:06:08	-Yes. lt is called Number Five.
00:06:13	We were taking a meeting here.
00:06:17	Sandy Banatoni, assistant buyer,
00:06:23	-They're great. Where'd you get them?
00:06:27	l am making them. l am Ben Jahrvi.
00:06:31	Titanic Toy Corporation.
00:06:35	Where are you located?
00:06:38	l am based in that vehicle
00:06:41	-No. Where is your assembly plant?
00:06:48	You mean you make these yourself?
00:06:52	Robotics is
00:06:56	You want to buy one?
00:06:59	We deal in volume.
00:07:03	-1 000?
00:07:05	1 000? We could do 1 000.
00:07:10	Who are the ''we''?
00:07:12	-We could go maybe $50 apiece.
00:07:17	Per day! To rent.
00:07:19	lf you want to buy for
00:07:23	Maybe. When could you deliver?
00:07:26	You want a rough estimate
00:07:30	-Yes, 1 000 robots....
00:07:36	They could be ready by October.
00:07:39	-Really?
00:07:42	Rolex!
00:07:46	Sorry l wasted your time.
00:07:51	-l'd have to have them in 30 days.
00:07:57	Wait a minute.
00:07:58	He meant with our current facilities.
00:08:04	We can get a factory.
00:08:09	Again, you say ''we.''
00:08:11	-My boss won't approve an advance.
00:08:16	Tell you what. We'll show up
00:08:21	You guarantee to buy them?
00:08:26	-Okay.
00:08:28	Get your lawyers on it.
00:08:32	We are making a deal.
00:08:37	l'm studying to become a citizen
00:08:41	You appreciate my robots?
00:08:46	-They're running away.
00:08:50	l'm going to take your batteries out.
00:08:53	-First things first.
00:08:58	Fred Ritter. l ask questions,
00:09:03	Washington, D.C.
00:09:06	Simple words. How will you build
00:09:11	My friends Newton and Stephanie
00:09:16	Montana? You got friends here.
00:09:32	Oscar, step aside.
00:09:52	Mr. de Ruyter,
00:09:56	lt's a great honour for all of us--
00:09:59	-Might we step inside?
00:10:17	Madson steel alloy. A-450.
00:10:19	Built by Heimdall. Completely custom.
00:10:23	We're quite proud of it.
00:10:40	Gentlemen: the Vanderveer Collection.
00:10:47	They'll stay here until one day
00:10:56	During the day, we'll have a special
00:11:01	At night there'll be 1 2 strategically
00:11:07	-Excellent.
00:11:14	You owe me money, due in 30 days.
00:11:17	Yes, sir. lt takes money
00:11:20	lt's a sure thing. Guaranteed.
00:11:24	Your money, your interest,
00:11:29	This time, l have great collateral.
00:11:34	You know the name, now own the watch.
00:11:38	l know the name, Fred.
00:11:41	And your body is your collateral.
00:11:46	-This changes nothing.
00:11:50	-You still owe me.
00:11:53	-ln 30 days.
00:11:58	This is it! Your new factory!
00:12:02	Right here?
00:12:03	This is why l'm studying
00:12:07	ln one day, a man can go
00:12:12	...to a skyscraping building.
00:12:14	What do you mean?
00:12:21	Midtown. Central location.
00:12:23	Been here since 1 902. Beautiful, huh?
00:12:27	An historic building. Come on.
00:12:33	lt's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:12:36	lt'll be torn down.
00:12:40	-Really?
00:12:43	lt has everything we need.
00:12:46	Walls, windows.
00:12:48	Phones. All the square footage
00:12:53	Benny, meet your production staff.
00:12:56	They're hard workers.
00:13:00	Here's your budget for parts.
00:13:06	-Our table is reserved at McDonald's.
00:13:11	-How'd you obtain this money?
00:13:16	-Did everybody get a watch?
00:13:20	-You like McNuggets?
00:13:23	Trust me.
00:13:36	l don't believe it.
00:13:39	This is just great!
00:13:41	Who are they?
00:13:44	-Slow down.
00:13:48	Leave! Go back
00:13:52	How much time do we need?
00:13:55	You gotta be kidding.
00:13:58	We're not even past the utility lines.
00:14:04	-We'll never get to the jewels--
00:14:25	lf we stop for five days,
00:14:29	We must get them out
00:14:33	-How'd you come up with this?
00:14:39	l used to work in Oregon
00:14:43	l and my friend, Newton, designed
00:14:47	Unfortunately, the military wanted
00:14:53	You made these things for real
00:14:58	Well, the real Number Five
00:15:02	Let's say we were separated
00:15:05	When you finish, we'll have 25.
00:15:08	Voila, my man.
00:15:10	Number 25.
00:15:16	24.
00:15:20	Excuse me, we are not open
00:15:27	Guys, you're jumping the gun.
00:15:32	Hey, watch the silk!
00:15:35	Let's do it!
00:15:39	No, please!
00:15:45	Please, don't leave!
00:15:48	Don't forget the circuit....
00:15:51	Not the circuit tester!
00:16:05	You should learn self-defence.
00:16:08	Who would do this to persons like us?
00:16:11	-l thought l knew them--
00:16:15	Now we are unemployers.
00:16:18	We still got the robot parts.
00:16:22	We have no money and no equipment.
00:16:25	To make them by hand
00:16:28	...than moles' asses in January.
00:16:33	Benny, my back's to the wall!
00:16:38	No. We are people who have everything
00:16:43	How about we go to the lady
00:16:48	We go in there
00:16:52	Mountain Lion Air Freight.
00:16:56	Oh, yeah?
00:16:57	We've had enough deliveries
00:17:01	-Mr. Benjamin Jarvee?
00:17:04	-We should leave it here?
00:17:23	-Who even knows you're here?
00:17:33	-l've never seen that before.
00:17:39	Who is caring? This crap is moving!
00:17:57	Hello, bozos!
00:17:59	Benjamin! Come here, give me a hug.
00:18:04	Number Five!
00:18:06	For you, from Stephanie.
00:18:10	lt's the real Number Two!
00:18:13	-Five.
00:18:15	-Call me Johnny Five.
00:18:17	-You've taken a name?
00:18:21	...but not coming in a box.
00:18:26	-No movie, no bag of peanuts.
00:18:30	-l am not understanding.
00:18:34	Ben. The only way we could help
00:18:39	He can build your robots.
00:18:44	-Stephanie and Newton.
00:18:46	-...this is home? Domicile? Flophouse?
00:18:51	Lady Luck's sitting in our lap.
00:18:54	-She is? You said it misfunctioned.
00:18:57	We were working
00:19:02	From this moment on,
00:19:06	The government tried to destroy him.
00:19:11	-ln a cabin, in the woods, incognito.
00:19:16	Hound of the Baskervilles.
00:19:23	l think the chauffeur did it.
00:19:29	He did.
00:19:30	Listen. We should not tell him
00:19:36	lf he learns he's in a city full
00:19:40	-This thing runs by itself?
00:19:45	lncorrect. Johnny Five not a thing.
00:19:48	Yeah, right.
00:19:52	Well, uh....
00:19:54	You would not believe me, huh?
00:19:58	Johnny Five.
00:20:01	-l like it.
00:20:04	-This is Fred.
00:20:06	Over here.
00:20:07	-Oh, right.
00:20:10	...how you'll help us out of this
00:20:15	-Assemble.
00:20:17	Okay, check diagram.
00:20:30	Don't forget the nernies!
00:20:43	lt's me! lsn't that special?
00:20:46	We're home free!
00:20:54	What is it, Matumwa?
00:20:59	Now, the next set of parts....
00:21:12	Completed number 7 4, Benjamin.
00:21:16	The government is divided
00:21:21	Branches.
00:21:23	We'll return to Tarzan after this.
00:21:27	It's the all-new Radio Shack stereo.
00:21:30	Just look at these prices!
00:21:33	I need therapy.
00:21:37	Come on!
00:21:41	I have to sell! I'm in a panic,
00:21:47	...manic!
00:21:48	Whoa, nutso.
00:21:50	lnteresting human.
00:21:57	lt's incredible!
00:22:00	They have a robot doing
00:22:03	Completely unsupervised.
00:22:08	Are they moving out?
00:22:10	The stuff we smashed
00:22:14	They must be rich.
00:22:19	So we get rid of the robot.
00:22:27	Benjamin? Bwana Benjamin?
00:22:37	Up and at 'em! Time to recharge.
00:22:42	You have a new power supply?
00:22:44	Lithium-argon battery.
00:22:49	l'm proud.
00:22:52	Weapon is to kill, disassemble,
00:22:56	You've modified much of your person.
00:22:59	-lmpressive for a military prototype.
00:23:04	Look at these items!
00:23:08	l have a utility pack
00:23:12	A Nike Swoosh!
00:23:14	Act now and get my all-new
00:23:26	You're a crazy man, huh?
00:23:29	l'm trying to sleep here.
00:23:32	l'm in a panic,
00:23:36	...manic!
00:23:37	Fred, it's time to wake up.
00:23:42	-What time is it?
00:23:45	l have to go to Simpson's
00:23:50	l'll go with you. l'd love input.
00:23:53	Johnny Five, you must wait here.
00:23:56	There's nothing outside.
00:24:00	All you need is here.
00:24:02	l'll be back soon.
00:24:07	Dubious. Hard to believe.
00:24:11	-Excuse me.
00:24:14	You can call me B-E-N.
00:24:18	-How's it going?
00:24:21	For you.
00:24:22	This looks even better
00:24:26	You can maintain the quality
00:24:30	Yes.
00:24:32	Why don't you go down
00:24:35	l don't know why.
00:24:37	l mean, you should go.
00:24:42	Good luck with the rest of them.
00:24:55	Hi, neighbour.
00:24:59	...and I thought you'd like
00:25:04	...a ventriloquist's dummy.
00:25:08	I am. I'm human, like you.
00:25:11	Hisher's made
00:25:15	Ex cept for pretend,
00:25:20	I have feelings.
00:25:23	I have skin, and bones....
00:25:26	Watch the shirt. lt's my Bisana.
00:25:29	lt's a $1 90 shirt.
00:25:31	l paid $45.50, off the truck.
00:25:36	Want to hand me a Labatt's?
00:25:38	Sure. Wouldn't want you
00:25:42	'' Can you say, 'thank you'?''
00:25:44	Try to find more cashew nuts.
00:25:50	Wash his socks, iron his shirts....
00:25:53	Like animals.
00:25:57	lt's back-to-the-trees time.
00:25:59	City? l am in a city?
00:26:03	l didn't say that.
00:26:09	Don't bother.
00:26:12	See for yourself, it's pretty dull.
00:26:19	lt's not much of a place to see.
00:26:22	-Major metropolis!
00:26:26	Wasn't told l was in a city. Why?
00:26:29	-Get back to work!
00:26:31	l'm not Slave-O-Matic.
00:26:34	My Aunt Bertha's a toaster. Come on!
00:26:38	No way. Time for sightseeing.
00:26:40	-What do you need with sightseeing?
00:26:53	Wow! lnput!
00:26:56	Megabytes of input!
00:27:00	Watch your toes.
00:27:02	Look at this place. lt's amazing!
00:27:06	lt's like Montana, only vertical.
00:27:11	Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats!
00:27:15	l am impressed!
00:27:21	A mobile human.
00:27:25	Woman with a dead animal.
00:27:29	Outdoor plumbing.
00:27:36	lt must be Candid Camera.
00:27:40	Hot dogs! Pork snouts, nitrites,
00:27:46	Hello pedestrians, city folk...
00:27:48	...urban professionals. Nice place.
00:27:54	Human porcupines.
00:27:58	Smile!
00:28:01	What's going on?
00:28:08	Red to black, red to black. Red card.
00:28:11	Anyone can play. Winners all the time.
00:28:16	Pick a card.
00:28:17	That one. l win.
00:28:21	-What the hell am l looking at?
00:28:25	-Kiss off, geek.
00:28:28	Who's running this?
00:28:30	Get this ugly mother out of my face!
00:28:34	Well, excuse me for living.
00:28:37	Los Locos kick your ass
00:28:41	Los Locos kick your balls
00:28:46	That won't work.
00:28:50	Push, man!
00:28:52	l'll unlock it.
00:28:55	A droid!
00:28:56	ls he a cop?
00:28:57	-l seen one before.
00:29:02	-lt's a Mitsubishi!
00:29:06	lt's talking, man.
00:29:08	Sure, they all do that, man.
00:29:13	l'm sightseeing.
00:29:17	-ls it your car? You're watching it?
00:29:22	-Are you angry too?
00:29:26	-You can open any car you want?
00:29:30	Hey, you want to help us out?
00:29:33	We got this job
00:29:37	...that need to be polished
00:29:41	Then we put them back
00:29:45	Yeah, we work for the
00:29:50	We're overworked.
00:29:55	See all those cars?
00:29:57	We got to do them all.
00:29:59	We don't get to go home
00:30:03	...and little babies.
00:30:08	-ls it doing it?
00:30:16	l got radios! Stereos! CD's!
00:30:18	Everything for cars at low prices!
00:30:22	Look at me! l'm in a panic!
00:30:27	...manic!
00:30:49	Hola, dude. Check it out, man.
00:30:52	Pretty nice, eh?
00:30:54	Need help to find Ben...
00:30:56	...and Frederick,
00:31:00	Yeah. Yeah, that's
00:31:06	-ls this a stunt? A joke?
00:31:11	-Collecting input. Urban input.
00:31:15	You really should cross
00:31:19	You lost Johnny?!
00:31:21	Stop backing up,
00:31:25	l did not lose him! He ran out.
00:31:28	My friends, l have lowered them down.
00:31:32	Your friends? What about me
00:31:37	l found this machine
00:31:41	Am l not telling you not
00:31:45	Outside is city. Awesome input.
00:31:49	You have been vandalized all over.
00:31:52	Decorations. Petroleum byproducts.
00:31:55	Los Locos kick your ass
00:31:59	Los Locos kick your balls
00:32:04	l'll clean you. lf you had a mouth,
00:32:09	You saved our bacon. Thanks.
00:32:12	lt's remarkable! lt's yours?
00:32:15	There's only one and we got it.
00:32:18	We're using it to build these toys.
00:32:21	That's very nice.
00:32:23	l'm Oscar Baldwin.
00:32:27	l thought this was vacant.
00:32:30	You should join
00:32:34	l'm the committee chairman.
00:32:36	We'll be gone in a month.
00:32:39	You have removed 57 car stereos?
00:32:44	You ripped stuff off?
00:32:46	Not ripping, unscrewing.
00:32:51	Dummy, you boosted stereos!
00:32:57	Stealing? ''To take
00:33:02	-They said it's their job!
00:33:07	l have more brains in my nose
00:33:11	l was tricked?
00:33:15	This isn't the countryside.
00:33:19	People here are very complicated.
00:33:22	l've spent my life as one
00:33:27	-Now, please, will you stay inside?
00:33:39	Let's go.
00:33:40	-l'm allergic to this stuff.
00:33:44	Key is in the ignition.
00:33:47	-Get it!
00:33:50	Stephanie, the toys are nearly done.
00:33:53	People here get angry easily.
00:33:59	Or maybe it's just me.
00:34:01	P.S. Enclosed is something
00:34:09	Masks?
00:34:10	Disguises?
00:34:13	Our showroom closes at 6.
00:34:16	Let's get that craphead.
00:34:21	Have a seat, gentlemen.
00:34:24	Why are you angry?
00:34:29	Bad humans!
00:34:33	Allow me to demonstrate
00:34:38	Return your seats to the upright
00:34:44	'' Robot ejects prowlers, film at 1 1 .''
00:34:57	''To the moon, Alice!''
00:35:00	-What do these masked men want?
00:35:05	-Now we need a security system.
00:35:11	R-E-S-P-E-C-T
00:35:15	Quiet down. l can't hear myself
00:35:20	l can't even remember
00:35:27	-Johnny.
00:35:31	This might interest you.
00:35:33	-Sightseeing tips.
00:35:36	Oscar, thank you.
00:35:41	l'll read it again later.
00:35:43	-Found one.
00:35:46	-Got it?
00:35:50	Hello there!
00:35:51	l wanted to give you
00:35:54	-l'll get to it.
00:35:57	-Making contraptions for protection.
00:36:02	-By remote control?
00:36:05	Amazing! l know computers,
00:36:10	...half a million for him.
00:36:13	Johnny Five total value,
00:36:17	...and 1 7 cents.
00:36:19	Eleven million dollars!
00:36:23	Capable of doing anything,
00:36:28	Thank you, Oscar. Adiós.
00:36:31	l like Oscar. He's friendly.
00:36:38	-The right to have bare arms.
00:36:42	-The robot's worth $1 1 million?
00:36:48	We're making toys for $50 grand?
00:36:52	That is not possible,
00:36:57	Johnny Five cannot be sold.
00:37:03	Oh, yeah, transparent as hell.
00:37:06	l have a partner
00:37:12	But if everyone was rich,
00:37:18	l'm taking you to lunch.
00:37:20	l've thought about Sandy.
00:37:22	-How she has your jeans steaming.
00:37:26	lt's a surprise who they go for.
00:37:31	-lt's always a guy like you.
00:37:38	You know what you should do?
00:37:43	Talk about the weather...
00:37:45	...then compliment her shoes
00:37:49	Then say something personal.
00:37:53	...fascinated by her blue eyes.
00:37:56	-Bill will pay for me.
00:37:59	How you doing? Good game-- Great!
00:38:04	l'm with him.
00:38:06	-Hypnotic blue eyes.
00:38:11	You know what l'd do? See her today.
00:38:17	l'm not that hungry.
00:38:20	Go for groceries.
00:38:23	-You think so?
00:38:25	Thank you, Fred.
00:38:27	Sandy Banatoni....
00:38:29	J. Five, l got people dying
00:38:32	Frederick, why do humans not like me?
00:38:37	They like you.
00:38:44	Major input!
00:38:46	l'll be right back after these words.
00:38:59	Treasure Island!
00:39:02	Everything You Always Wanted
00:39:09	Five?
00:39:13	Ah. More!
00:39:18	Fabulous!
00:39:19	That was good. l like that one.
00:39:23	Boring. The movie was better.
00:39:26	These two are wonderful!
00:39:29	You're going to get us busted!
00:39:32	l must read these two books
00:39:39	Great books.
00:39:44	Five, let's go.
00:39:46	See those two guys down there?
00:39:54	Read any good books lately?
00:39:57	l covered many great subjects.
00:40:02	There's more. l could read it all
00:40:06	Give me a break. l got you some input.
00:40:11	And watch the shirt.
00:40:13	-Silk.
00:40:15	From Bombyx mori moth. ''Silkworm.''
00:40:17	l don't care! Come on, we'll be late.
00:40:30	This is risky. lt's broad daylight.
00:40:33	All three are gone. lt's our only
00:40:44	l did this for a living.
00:41:01	Ladies and gentlemen!
00:41:05	...attempting entry at 1 35 Lafayette.
00:41:10	... thugs, bad dudes. Get the police,
00:41:16	... the Green Berets!
00:41:20	The Nova project was scrapped,
00:41:25	l'm sure it's a Nova robot.
00:41:28	Follow the red card.
00:41:32	Red to black.
00:41:33	Follow the red card, not the black.
00:41:38	Ben Jahrvi, my partner, we've got--
00:41:41	Ben Jahrvi?
00:41:43	-Wasn't he with Nova Robotics?
00:41:48	Whatever happened to those guys?
00:41:53	lncredible. A breakthrough
00:41:58	-Very impressive.
00:42:03	lf it's not remote control, how do you
00:42:08	Secrets which l'll explain
00:42:13	-lf you're interested.
00:42:17	Sale.
00:42:21	-What property is for sale?
00:42:26	-Fred wants to sell me?
00:42:29	l am not property.
00:42:31	One who is under control
00:42:35	A robot into equal rights.
00:42:38	lf you blow this,
00:42:41	They cannot purchase me.
00:42:44	l'm endowed with
00:42:54	Falling 32 feet a second.
00:42:59	l'll make a big hit on Broadway.
00:43:12	Steady. Watch the trim.
00:43:18	lt's great up here!
00:43:21	No problems!
00:43:24	Look up there!
00:43:28	lt's a bird! lt's a hangglider!
00:43:32	l wish l were a bird.
00:43:34	The chrome-breasted input eater.
00:43:37	Dream on, Johnny.
00:43:40	Landing, 6:00.
00:43:42	Beginning final approach.
00:43:53	What's this?
00:43:56	Aesthetic input.
00:44:06	-An early Brancusi?
00:44:10	lt's gaunt, angular...
00:44:13	...repulsive.
00:44:33	What do you think?
00:44:38	You've been here 2 months.
00:44:41	You haven't found one item l'd carry.
00:44:44	l found the robots.
00:44:46	Where are they? He's a street hustler.
00:44:49	He's no hustler.
00:44:52	He worked for the government.
00:45:03	Delivery boy.
00:45:08	-He's my boss.
00:45:10	What's going on with the robots?
00:45:14	-We're making them like gangbangers.
00:45:20	Totally professional.
00:45:25	-Can l count on you?
00:45:31	l gotta run.
00:45:36	Sandy?
00:45:39	lt's time to tell you
00:45:43	l have a need to explain.
00:45:46	Oh, God. There is a problem.
00:45:49	You can't finish on time?
00:45:52	l knew it, l knew it.
00:45:55	Mr. Slater told us not
00:45:59	Everything's okay.
00:46:05	Then what is?
00:46:11	l am wishing to say
00:46:19	You have attractive shoes
00:46:25	l'm fascinated
00:46:29	l mean brown.
00:46:30	They're brown.
00:46:32	lt's small talk. Chat-chit
00:46:39	You don't have to make small talk.
00:46:42	You have to make the damn robots.
00:46:46	l have to run.
00:46:50	l'm damn sure
00:46:54	To damn to be sure.
00:47:06	A new wardrobe would help.
00:47:09	Sixty regular....
00:47:13	Great fit! Fashion statement!
00:47:18	Mixing in with all the other bipeds.
00:47:22	l'm like you,
00:47:27	They're buying it.
00:47:36	Beautiful architecture!
00:48:04	Can someone direct me to the answers?
00:48:14	Maybe that's where the answers are.
00:48:23	Yes, my child?
00:48:24	-Hello. Need input.
00:48:29	People dislike me.
00:48:32	Goodness. l've been called names too.
00:48:35	lt hurts. We all want to be liked.
00:48:38	-lt doesn't matter what people think.
00:48:42	No! What matters is how you live...
00:48:45	...what the Lord thinks.
00:48:50	All equal? But l'm different. l'm a--
00:48:53	You're not. No matter what,
00:48:58	You possess the immortal soul.
00:49:03	Soul?
00:49:04	lnput from Bible, Koran, Upanishads.
00:49:08	l lean toward the Bible, myself.
00:49:11	l have an immortal soul?
00:49:13	Of course. You're human, right?
00:49:16	No, l'm a machine. But l am alive.
00:49:22	You don't play games in God's house!
00:49:25	No! Have questions. Need help.
00:49:28	Then come yourself.
00:49:32	Now, out! Get out!
00:49:43	Look at that thing.
00:49:45	Think it trashed the bookstore?
00:49:48	How many could there be?
00:49:55	All right, fun's over.
00:49:57	Police! Can you answer questions?
00:50:01	Whoever is running it, come out.
00:50:04	l am out. Here l am.
00:50:06	We've got complaints on this thing.
00:50:10	Complaints? l did something wrong?
00:50:14	This is your last chance.
00:50:17	Come out or we'll impound this equip--
00:50:20	But l am not equipment.
00:50:22	Am passerby, man on street, average.
00:50:26	ls it for real?
00:50:27	l'm going to pick up my kids...
00:50:30	...and my wife....
00:50:33	That's the ticket.
00:50:38	l'll make your day? Do not pass ''Go''?
00:50:44	Hold it there.
00:50:48	Mug shots?
00:50:50	-We need a record.
00:50:53	Jail is for humans.
00:50:57	Read my lip lights.
00:51:01	-Take it to Stolen Goods.
00:51:05	Out!
00:51:07	Hath not a robot eyes,
00:51:11	...senses, passions?
00:51:15	Battery fluid, maybe.
00:51:17	Let me get this straight.
00:51:20	You tried to sell Johnny Five?
00:51:23	Yeah. But it fell through.
00:51:30	Where is he now?
00:51:33	l lost him.
00:51:35	l see. You lost him. Oh, well.
00:51:41	-l misplaced him! Like car keys--
00:51:47	-Back off!
00:51:49	Snake in the grass!
00:51:54	-Ben Jarvee?
00:51:57	Oh. Hello.
00:52:20	Stolen goods warehouse?
00:52:25	Johnny Five?
00:52:28	Are you operational?
00:52:31	Hubcaps, corn dog, soul....
00:52:35	What is this?
00:52:37	He is delicate.
00:52:39	A unique, mobile...
00:52:40	-...microcomputer robotics system.
00:52:48	Okay, you're free to go.
00:52:53	What are these clothes?
00:52:55	Attempt to look human, fit in, belong.
00:52:59	Unsuccessful.
00:53:16	People look at you and see a machine,
00:53:21	But this causes strange emotion.
00:53:25	What emotion is it?
00:53:26	Feels like desert, wasteland.
00:53:29	Explain more explicitly.
00:53:32	Unpleasant, hollow, cold.
00:53:35	Loneliness?
00:53:37	Loneliness, solitude? Yes!
00:53:43	Bacon said, ''A crowd is not company.
00:53:46	Faces are but a gallery of pictures.''
00:53:49	You're hitting the nail
00:53:53	You'll get accustomed to the feeling.
00:53:56	This is the way life is.
00:53:58	Since leaving lndia,
00:54:02	You have loneliness?
00:54:06	Humans are everywhere.
00:54:08	But for two humans to get together...
00:54:12	...it is very....
00:54:14	-Complicated?
00:54:16	There's only one human l want
00:54:21	Which one human?
00:54:25	Sandy Banatoni, the human.
00:54:28	Each time l am near her,
00:54:33	...the duckbumps, l'm so....
00:54:36	Like a sweaty duck.
00:54:39	No. Afraid.
00:54:41	-Afraid to be rejected.
00:54:45	Oh, yes.
00:54:47	We have much in common.
00:54:50	You're lonely because
00:54:54	l'm lonely because Sandy Banatoni
00:54:59	-But l can help you.
00:55:04	l can't be a fast-talking
00:55:07	l have scanned many megabytes on
00:55:12	...courtship rituals,
00:55:16	l could give you input.
00:55:19	Johnny Five, you would do this?
00:55:22	-Yes. You're my friend.
00:55:26	lf you even help me to speak
00:55:31	Give me five, hombre!
00:55:34	Oh, yes, and give me three.
00:55:41	You have no background
00:55:45	We can't get the robot to do it.
00:55:49	lt's a good idea.
00:55:52	We can't get in.
00:55:57	lt's a computer, probably
00:56:01	The jewels go to the museum
00:56:04	We're out of time.
00:56:08	There is no other plan.
00:56:11	This is our opportunity.
00:56:13	You keep the two partners
00:56:18	l'll deal with the robot.
00:56:20	You chose a place for my date?
00:56:23	On Sandy's way home.
00:56:26	l remembered a great book:
00:56:34	Can you hear me?
00:56:36	Are you able to hear?
00:56:39	1 0-4, buddy.
00:56:45	With my magic antenna...
00:56:50	...presto!
00:56:52	-Go! Now! Do it!
00:57:00	lgnition system's fouled up.
00:57:07	Ben?
00:57:10	Sandy. What a coincidence you're here.
00:57:13	I was thinking about you.
00:57:18	Say, Sandy...
00:57:20	...that's a swell dress.
00:57:26	lf your folks say okay...
00:57:28	...let's go to the malt shop.
00:57:34	Sure. Why not?
00:57:38	A malt shop?
00:57:40	Hungarian malts. Good.
00:57:43	lt's a better view.
00:57:49	-Strange to meet here.
00:57:55	The goal of two ones...
00:57:58	...who share space on a plane...
00:58:01	...is double oneness metaphysically.
00:58:04	Don't be weird. Tell me that
00:58:09	Say doll, this mug's got more moves...
00:58:13	...than you got curves.
00:58:16	You're done? On time, like l wanted?
00:58:20	Yes. Definitely.
00:58:22	Great!
00:58:24	I'll have them picked up tomorrow.
00:58:28	I have a good feeling about this.
00:58:31	This is great for me too...
00:58:34	-...at this stage in my career.
00:58:38	All the world is a stage.
00:58:41	Yeah? Well, yeah!
00:58:47	Get off!
00:58:48	You know Shakespeare?
00:58:50	Are you troubled by irregularity?
00:58:54	Get off, Felix!
00:58:59	lt takes a tough man
00:59:05	You're not on drugs, are you?
00:59:12	l knew a guy like you.
00:59:17	God!
00:59:18	-God, uh, Jehovah....
00:59:26	French now, huh?
00:59:28	Each time l see you, l think,
00:59:33	...eccentric, or is this
00:59:37	Move the balloons!
00:59:39	What are you really like?
00:59:44	l see. No answer to that one.
00:59:49	Go on!
00:59:53	Every guy is the same.
01:00:01	Yeah, you!
01:00:04	Okay.
01:00:06	--guys just smile.
01:00:14	l know a little Spanish.
01:00:18	'' My mother...
01:00:20	...sleeps...with your dog?''
01:00:27	lt's a saying in my country...
01:00:30	...where sometimes we speak Spanish.
01:00:34	Your mother doesn't sleep
01:00:38	She sleeps with people
01:00:42	l mean....
01:00:43	What a maroon.
01:00:46	l better go.
01:00:47	No, no. l am....
01:00:52	l confess to you now, Sandy.
01:00:55	Everything l've been saying
01:01:00	...but from my friend
01:01:11	Someone prompted you?
01:01:14	Please, l must escape
01:01:17	No, wait.
01:01:20	Please, sit down.
01:01:22	Do you mean that
01:01:27	Yes.
01:01:32	That's what it was!
01:01:34	You've tried so hard.
01:01:40	The expense alone....
01:01:42	l am wanting to speak to you
01:01:47	lt's really sweet.
01:01:51	You could've told me.
01:01:56	So....
01:01:59	What do we talk about now?
01:02:01	Do you like music?
01:02:04	Don't tell me. This one is:
01:02:07	-'' Bo Diddley,'' by Mr. Diddley!
01:02:11	-Nineteen.... Fifty-five.
01:02:17	Mr. Diddley did more for this
01:02:23	Harding.
01:02:27	lt's okay, Ben.
01:02:31	Time is fun when you have flies.
01:02:33	l know a great club. You up for it?
01:02:37	l'm in all ways
01:02:40	-We need a cab.
01:02:45	You can't get a cab in this city.
01:02:49	-Did l startle you?
01:02:52	-What is what?
01:02:55	There's 231 2 cabs in this city.
01:02:59	Hey, taxi!
01:03:03	Bull's-eye!
01:03:10	What is that?
01:03:14	lt does, doesn't it?
01:03:17	Please tell me what that is!
01:03:20	Thank you for stopping.
01:03:25	-Please.
01:03:29	Number Johnny Five.
01:03:33	Thank you, friend.
01:03:37	-You go back home.
01:03:51	All loaded. One thousand toy robots.
01:03:55	ls that it, Robby?
01:03:58	-Are you enjoying planet Earth?
01:04:03	-Take me to your leader. What's this?
01:04:08	This is XL-7, over and out.
01:04:18	Oh, Oscar! Hola, dude!
01:04:30	Number Johnny Five, the date was...
01:04:36	...such a success.
01:04:39	We talked.
01:04:41	We danced.
01:04:43	We drank champagne.
01:04:46	Sure came through with the money.
01:04:50	Our first big score.
01:04:56	You gonna hold a grudge all your life?
01:05:03	Who are you guys, anyway?
01:05:08	Number Johnny Five?
01:05:11	You're a friendly guy.
01:05:14	Well, l always enjoy talking to you.
01:05:18	You know something?
01:05:20	l'm worried about our friends,
01:05:24	Frederick is not my friend.
01:05:27	l never liked him either.
01:05:30	-Ben's our friend.
01:05:33	With all the vandalism
01:05:37	...we have to make sure
01:05:41	Now, across the street...
01:05:43	...is a secret room l know about.
01:05:48	Ben can use an escape tunnel
01:05:52	...in case they return.
01:05:54	l worked it out in detail.
01:05:59	Borrowing blueprints,
01:06:02	Here, let me show you.
01:06:07	Get in there.
01:06:13	-Oh, dear!
01:06:15	lndustrial espionage.
01:06:17	We got a toy and the big boys want it.
01:06:21	You'll be here a while.
01:06:26	Johnny Five'll knock you
01:06:30	The robot's working for us now.
01:06:33	When he's done,
01:06:36	No, sir, please!
01:06:38	l wonder...
01:06:41	...if you'd help me...
01:06:44	...finish my hiding place...
01:06:47	...for our friend, Benjamin.
01:06:50	Certainly. l'd detach
01:06:54	And my left. Both arms.
01:06:57	Wait.
01:06:59	Underground excavation requires
01:07:04	l have all of them.
01:07:09	Low bridge.
01:07:12	This place is a mess.
01:07:25	l'm sorry l tried to sell your robot.
01:07:29	-l'm a jerk. l'm sleazy.
01:07:33	When you owe as much money as me,
01:07:38	-Who would loan you money?
01:07:43	You're telling me
01:07:47	A loan shark.
01:07:49	lf you don't pay them back,
01:07:54	The shark money
01:07:58	l did it to help us.
01:08:04	You are risking
01:08:08	-...to start our business?
01:08:13	A robot worth 1 1 million bucks!
01:08:18	l knew it wouldn't work.
01:08:20	That thing ran me to hell and gone,
01:08:25	How do you control it?
01:08:30	There's something l've not told you.
01:08:33	lt's difficult to control
01:08:37	What?
01:08:38	lt's making a lot of mistakes
01:08:43	Alive?
01:08:45	l know what it's like for Ben,
01:08:50	l work with other people's money.
01:08:55	They treat me like a machine.
01:08:59	Like a machine?
01:09:00	This makes you feel lonely.
01:09:03	Unhappiness. Oh, Oscar, come here.
01:09:08	l understand.
01:09:11	lf those two dickheads
01:09:15	...shut him down, he'll die?
01:09:18	lf he loses power, yes.
01:09:20	We got to get out of here!
01:09:24	The two of us can take it.
01:09:28	On three. One, two, three.
01:09:36	My mind's not getting over
01:09:42	Good golly! l am now missing
01:09:47	Oh, no.
01:10:08	Squid. l need squid.
01:10:11	Wait a minute, they screwed up!
01:10:15	Look! '' Doo Wah's Chinese Restaurant.''
01:10:18	lt's the address! lt's where we are!
01:10:23	To whom do we tell this news?
01:10:26	Right.
01:10:28	lt won't help Johnny.
01:10:30	We may be too late already.
01:10:33	Too bad we don't have a phone.
01:10:35	-l left mine in the Mercedes.
01:10:39	Here's a phone line
01:10:42	Can't you use that?
01:10:45	You're a high-tech guy.
01:10:49	Send them Morse code?
01:11:00	Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar
01:11:04	Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar
01:11:07	Juicy Fruit to hold the wire in place.
01:11:21	91 1 .
01:11:25	Ringing! lt is ringing.
01:11:27	Someone has picked up.
01:11:34	-Morse code.
01:11:36	-You don't?
01:11:39	Some genius!
01:11:43	How am l supposed
01:11:47	What is that?
01:11:49	-The Beach Boys, '' Help Me, Rhoda.''
01:11:52	l'm studying pop music to increase
01:11:57	...who l'll never see again.
01:12:00	Wait a minute.
01:12:02	Fred has this weird idea.
01:12:17	Will it work?
01:12:18	She'll understand.
01:12:24	-She has an answering machine?
01:12:29	...leave message
01:12:32	-Please wait for beep.''
01:12:36	Help me, Rhonda
01:12:45	7-8-7-8-8-9-7-4
01:13:00	Madson steel alloy. A-450.
01:13:03	-l'll dig around it.
01:13:05	No, it's okay.
01:13:08	Oh, yes, yes. This is the secret room.
01:13:12	l'd planned to enter with a torch.
01:13:15	Perhaps you have a faster way.
01:13:18	-Entrance. Portal. A hole.
01:13:29	Good morning.
01:13:33	... with golden-oldie platter chatter.
01:13:43	What the hell?
01:13:52	Wait a minute. Ben?
01:14:02	My plasma cutter's dangerous
01:14:18	Turn here, l think.
01:14:25	Broadway, keep going.
01:14:27	lf you're worried for your friend,
01:14:32	l did. Technically, he's missing.
01:14:35	He has to be gone 24 hours
01:14:39	Something's wrong.
01:14:41	-l know it.
01:14:43	Left or right?
01:14:54	Downtown, take a left! Hurry,
01:14:59	Okay, Ben. This is a long street.
01:15:07	-Tony Romeo!
01:15:10	1 6th Street!
01:15:12	Go, go! Hurry!
01:15:15	lf you get a ticket, l'll pay. Move!
01:15:18	-1 6th Street. Next song?
01:15:23	Leningrad. Everything from
01:15:30	What is this?
01:15:31	Otis Redding, '' Dock of the Bay.''
01:15:35	'' Dock of the Bay'' ! Of course!
01:15:39	Okey-dokey.
01:15:50	Lucy, l'm home!
01:15:53	Oh, my God!
01:15:59	You're incredible!
01:16:01	This is Benjamin's hiding place.
01:16:06	Hiding place is Heimdall bank vault.
01:16:10	Well, yes.
01:16:12	Of course, that's the whole idea. See?
01:16:15	What's safer than a safe?
01:16:18	-But--
01:16:21	We need to clear out all my old junk.
01:16:25	Cutting hole in vault...
01:16:27	...is not damage? Vandalism?
01:16:30	Don't be silly, l own this vault.
01:16:33	You can't vandalize something
01:16:38	All right.
01:16:47	Hold this.
01:17:00	Open this.
01:17:12	Precious stones. Diamonds.
01:17:16	The Vanderveer Collection.
01:17:19	This is your junk?
01:17:22	Yeah. Excuse me.
01:17:25	Oscar owns
01:17:30	-'' Louie, Louie!''
01:17:35	'' Doo Wah Diddy'' !
01:17:36	'' Doo Wah Diddy'' !
01:17:40	What's a ''doo wah diddy?''
01:17:55	''The warmth
01:18:01	...happy.''
01:18:02	l like this one.
01:18:06	You need but to open the door.''
01:18:10	Arm yourself.
01:18:17	Hi.
01:18:18	lt's coming,
01:18:21	-We should take the robot!
01:18:25	Taking jewels without permission
01:18:36	-You missed him!
01:18:39	You idiots! Artificial intelligence--
01:18:42	Will you shut up!
01:19:08	Help! Police! Must find policeman!
01:19:11	Constable! Gendarme!
01:19:16	Hurry, we gotta get him!
01:19:19	Police station. Which way?
01:19:40	Where is he?
01:19:49	-Explain yourself.
01:19:52	Enlighten me.
01:19:56	-Act-ay ared-scay.
01:20:01	Act-ay ared-scay.
01:20:05	Et-gee ehind-bay im-hay!
01:20:07	Oh, right. l'm scared. We better go.
01:20:11	Yeah, me too.
01:20:15	l don't understand this input.
01:20:29	No, wait!
01:20:36	Wreck it! lt's a witness that
01:20:40	No! Stop! Please!
01:20:42	Not a machine!
01:20:44	-Not disassemble! Am alive! Can die!
01:20:49	Please! Am alive!
01:20:53	Stop!
01:20:54	Do not kill me!
01:21:00	lt's still moving! Get it! Hit it!
01:21:09	Finish it off!
01:21:16	What the hell? Come back!
01:21:29	Come back here!
01:21:39	Good!
01:21:46	Look out!
01:21:55	Those things can kill you!
01:22:39	Number Johnny Five?
01:22:43	Fred, check outside.
01:22:46	Where is he?
01:22:48	A secret, sliding, descending staircase.
01:22:55	-Hands up!
01:22:58	-Don't move!
01:24:24	Have you seen a robot?
01:24:28	No grasshoppers today?
01:25:46	J. Five!
01:25:48	Hey. Stop!
01:25:57	Oh, God! What did they do to you?
01:26:34	l can't. l can't!
01:26:36	The cops have him.
01:26:52	Me? Me?
01:26:54	Fix?
01:26:57	How? With what?
01:27:18	Twist the purple wires together?
01:27:22	Lo hell, bozo.
01:27:24	Hello, zobo.
01:27:26	Hello, bozo.
01:27:28	Are you okay now?
01:27:30	No. Backup power in go. Going.
01:27:34	-You can't plug into a wall?
01:27:38	Power circuits severed.
01:27:42	...main battery. Pen-o-- Open.
01:27:47	You're bleeding!
01:27:50	Battery fluid....
01:27:53	No, Fred. Not your shilk sirt.
01:27:56	Silk shirt.
01:27:57	-Bombyx mori--
01:27:59	lt's bandaged. Okay now?
01:28:02	Must repair wiring to memory.
01:28:06	lf it loses power,
01:28:13	Just tell me what to do.
01:28:16	First, get soldering iron.
01:28:21	This is it? No, that's not it.
01:28:30	l can't do this!
01:28:33	Fifteen minutes you have to get good.
01:28:39	Plenty of time...time.
01:28:41	ln a sort of runic rhyme, rhyme.
01:28:44	All right! Don't lose it!
01:28:47	Just tell me, step-by-step.
01:28:51	We were nowhere near it.
01:28:54	-l was in a Chinese refrigerator.
01:29:05	Hurry, Fred.
01:29:22	Backup power is going.
01:29:29	Hurry!
01:29:31	-Jesus!
01:29:35	Those are in.
01:29:37	-This is it, right?
01:29:41	Here we go.
01:29:46	Told you you could do it.
01:29:50	l get your arm working,
01:29:54	-K.O., Derf.
01:29:57	That's what l said. Derf.
01:30:11	-Why dinosaurs?
01:30:15	lt doesn't matter.
01:30:19	Our gift to the Brazilian orphanage.
01:30:22	-Oscar? That schlub?
01:30:25	l can't believe it. How are you?
01:30:28	l'm 7 0 present, uh,
01:30:32	Why did Rasco lie to me?
01:30:36	Rasc--? Oh, Oscar!
01:30:39	The jewels!
01:30:43	37,862,000 lar-dolls.
01:30:48	Am naive. Gullible. Schlemiel.
01:30:51	Lesson one: Don't trust anybody.
01:30:54	l trust you.... Now.
01:30:57	Don't. l wouldn't trust me.
01:31:01	Humans are so plicompcated.
01:31:05	Don't take it so hard.
01:31:09	He suckered me, l'm the con man.
01:31:12	He locked me and Ben
01:31:16	He locked you up? He did not smash,
01:31:21	He wanted us out of the way.
01:31:25	Kidnap the humans.
01:31:45	All right!
01:31:47	Let's party!
01:31:51	Take it easy.
01:31:53	Not human, but am a life form.
01:31:58	-What are you going to do?
01:32:02	These are serious guys!
01:32:05	You're hurt and your backup is gone!
01:32:08	l'm okay. Just a few Bugs Bunny
01:32:13	-Perfectly functionality.
01:32:18	A life form has to do...
01:32:20	...what a life form has to do. Move.
01:32:32	Cool it, life form!
01:32:34	What is that? How much for it?
01:32:38	Some way to treat
01:32:41	Listen! A life
01:32:44	Just got a 1 0-31 !
01:32:49	You!
01:32:51	Hello.
01:32:52	They broke in, and the robot--
01:32:55	You are who spotted the robot?
01:32:58	-Come with me.
01:33:05	-The scene of the crime.
01:33:10	Find them l will.
01:33:16	Tire tracks.
01:33:17	Goodyear radials, 21 5-751 5.
01:33:22	You can see their tire tracks?
01:33:25	Piece of corn. Can of cake.
01:33:28	Suck doup.
01:33:38	Oh, no. Fluid! He is leaking.
01:33:42	Hydraulic? Brake fluid?
01:33:45	You don't know your fluids.
01:33:53	Here.
01:33:55	Parked.
01:33:56	Gone.
01:33:57	That-a-way.
01:34:10	Don't worry.
01:34:11	My cousin was a Harley.
01:34:14	-There! Chrysler LeBaron. Late model.
01:34:20	Headed south on Central,
01:34:24	Do you copy?
01:34:26	That is Johnny Five.
01:34:28	Charlie-six is on it.
01:34:35	l don't believe it.
01:34:38	We have to lose it!
01:34:45	-We'll never catch them.
01:34:51	-Not a good idea.
01:34:53	Shortcut. As the crow flies.
01:34:58	-We're on 59th. No suspect.
01:35:03	l am requesting
01:35:07	-You know what l'm standing in?
01:35:12	No, wait!
01:35:17	-What the hell?
01:35:20	Yeah, yeah.
01:35:23	Look out!
01:35:27	We lost him.
01:35:29	You're underestimating him.
01:35:34	-You see them?
01:35:37	Quiet? Do you know
01:35:40	Vehicle is low on fuel.
01:35:43	-lt is not!
01:35:45	And you're going nowhere, bozos!
01:35:52	-What are you doing now?
01:35:55	ls the car moving?
01:36:01	Prepare for launch!
01:36:08	Lift-off!
01:36:20	-What happened?
01:36:23	Wait a minute. Are you okay?
01:36:27	Hey, you.
01:36:30	Here's Johnny!
01:36:32	Give me that.
01:36:34	Okay, jerkoff.
01:36:37	Recycle this, you
01:36:41	You ugly mother!
01:36:46	Come on, you bug-eyed geek!
01:36:50	We have a 1 0-34
01:36:55	What's a 1 0-34?
01:37:04	Where you going, speedy?
01:37:07	Watch it! You're out of your league.
01:37:10	Dr. Ruth says, ''Violence is
01:37:16	Saunders, you bastard, help me!
01:37:22	You got water-cooled tubes!
01:37:26	l'm really scared, you know. For sure.
01:37:34	Yes! Yes, J. Five!
01:37:38	You rang?
01:37:42	Ew-scray ou-yay, ozo-bay.
01:37:51	Okay, pilgrim...
01:37:52	...it's roundup time.
01:38:01	Put your arms down, please.
01:38:03	-Thanks.
01:38:11	Five!
01:38:14	Oscar!
01:38:24	lt's a dead end, Oscar.
01:38:27	Give it up!
01:38:36	Hey!
01:38:38	Stop!
01:38:40	So long, sucker!
01:38:48	Oh, yeah? Watch this!
01:38:52	Can't lock on frequency.
01:38:55	l'll pass you off at the head.
01:38:58	Hey, tough guy--
01:39:09	Where is he? He's leaking! He'll die!
01:40:01	No, Oscar! No!
01:40:11	Forget it! You can't swim!
01:40:38	Elevation! Altitude!
01:40:46	Oscar, you will not get away!
01:40:49	l am really pissed off!
01:41:15	Me Johnny.
01:41:17	You busted.
01:41:38	What are you? Punishment from God?
01:41:59	-Get out of my way! Please.
01:42:05	Number Johnny Five.
01:42:09	-What?
01:42:11	His backup battery's dead!
01:42:15	l knew he wasn't up to this.
01:42:29	Medical person! Do your job!
01:42:32	-Get the defibrillator!
01:42:36	Give it to me!
01:42:38	Goodbye...
01:42:40	...Benjamin.
01:42:49	Give me that!
01:42:51	Do not touch me!
01:42:54	Get back! Get back!
01:43:00	Number Johnny Five, come on!
01:43:05	Come on. Come on, Johnny Five!
01:43:14	Please!
01:43:16	Come on!
01:43:41	Please say something.
01:43:47	Benjamin....
01:43:51	My friend.
01:43:54	Oh, my God.
01:43:56	Johnny Five.
01:44:00	-1 00 o/o intact?
01:44:06	Keep it on or l'll beat your lights!
01:44:09	l've got such a headache!
01:44:12	Number Johnny Five,
01:44:37	See this guy? l know him.
01:44:39	Fast reader.
01:44:43	Here's a guy that can read.
01:44:47	You want my toys? Everybody does.
01:44:51	We'll be late.
01:44:52	You want 5000? Wait six months,
01:44:56	l got three shifts working.
01:45:01	ln sales all my life.
01:45:06	What about this?
01:45:08	''Johnny Five. You know the name.
01:45:12	Get in the car.
01:45:17	l solemnly swear...
01:45:20	...to support
01:45:27	...of the United States of America.
01:45:32	-Hurry up!
01:45:37	--and l will bear true faith
01:45:44	l take this obligation freely...
01:45:49	...without mental reservation,
01:45:59	So help me God.
01:46:03	Congratulations to you all.
01:46:09	...to recognize
01:46:13	By this ceremony,
01:46:16	...he shall have the same rights
01:46:21	Congratulations to you...
01:46:24	...Mr. Johnny Five.
01:46:26	All right!
01:46:31	Congratulations, Johnny.
01:46:38	-Kissing. Osculation. Hot tchotchkes!
01:46:42	-How do you feel?
01:46:45	l feel alive!
01:47:24	Duration: 01:45:53,328
01:47:40	Subtitle by willi

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