Short Circuit
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Enemy neutralized, ladies and gentlemen. |
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Objective completed. |
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- Very nice. |
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Introducing your host, Dr Howard Marner. |
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President of Nova Robotics |
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Well, ladies and gentlemen |
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I want you to meet strategic artificially |
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Or SAINT, as we call it. |
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If a question of survival, |
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It is quite simply, the most |
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Adaptable to steaming jungle and burning |
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Well, of course it's adaptable |
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Therefore, impervious to... |
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- the ravages of nature. |
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Glass. Ice. |
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Gin. |
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Tonic. |
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A squeeze of lime. |
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- Your cocktail, Dr. Marner. |
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Just the way I like it... |
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shaken, but not stirred. |
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Oh my... |
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Well... |
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One thing we can't control is the weather. The |
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So, why don't we just move our |
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- Oh, and one more thing Dr. Marner. |
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Where's the young man |
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- Dr. Crosby? |
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We were told we would be meeting with him. |
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And so you shall. |
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- When? |
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Maybe not today, but soon. |
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- Why not today? |
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I'd feel happier about approving this |
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I'll see what I can do. |
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Would you excuse me for just... |
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Norman, bolt up the motion control system please. |
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Where is he? |
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I need him. |
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Stat! |
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Excuse me sir. |
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Crosby... he is hiding in the toilet, sir. |
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Public relations is everybody's job. |
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Well he is sitting at the cross |
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Look. He's supposed to be here. |
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Well, the last time I am seeing him, |
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Well, clean him up and |
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Stat! |
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Newton, come on, hurry up. |
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Newton Crosby. You must make |
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Marner says "Stat". |
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You have to go |
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Is that a yes or the number |
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Ben, I don't hob nob. |
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If you you like all that P.R. crap, |
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Mingle with the brass. Have a ball. |
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I am sick of wearing |
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Crosby, now don't you hang up on me. I know |
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Come on Newton! Swallow |
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Show them that you're a hot shot |
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Now, what do they need me for? |
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To tell them each robot costs |
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Ben, a child of four can tell them that. |
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That is why they are needing you. |
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- Now come on. Hurry up! |
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Now, I have to go to the jack. |
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The "john." |
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Oh, ya, you're doing real good. |
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- Just keep working on those last two bars. |
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Coming through, please. |
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Wine coolers. Perier, Long Island ice tea. |
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Please take a drink. |
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...he's putting on a tie. |
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He's going to tell you about |
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It's got plenty of peace time uses. |
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You mean besides serving gin and tonic? |
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The only way to secure the peace, |
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is be prepared. See... |
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We can parachute these robot guys |
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They hide out till |
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Then, each one of these little boogers |
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right up the middle main street of Moscow. |
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We call it "Operation Gotcha Last". |
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- That's what you call insuring peace. |
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just... |
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We're all thinking the same way. Would you |
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Hey, Norman. You better get |
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OK, OK, I'll get to it. |
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Run, Jim! |
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Jesus H God! |
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What the hell happened? |
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I don't know. |
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Oh my God! It's fried. |
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Oh! We're in deep shit now, man. |
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I hope got a few million bucks. |
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Because that's what they're going |
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- Everything checks out. |
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It's amazing. |
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OK, robots. Verbal command. Access |
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Get out of here, you little crap bucket! |
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Go on! |
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It's the ultimate soldier. |
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Obeys orders, never asks questions. |
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Originally, I had non-military |
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I designed it as a marital aid. |
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Very funny. |
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No... |
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I'm sure we'll all agree that |
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that will keep our world safe |
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Howard, what's so safe |
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Coffee service coming through. |
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Hot coffee. |
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Coffee service coming through. |
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Please serve yourselves. |
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Pate, salmon moose, Cheese Whiz... |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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I've only counted 4, |
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- Gag me with a fork, sir. |
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Number 5 left the debriefing station |
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Oh, God, not today! |
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- Alright, call security. |
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Good, you did, great. |
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- How're you doing? |
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I knew it. God damned garbage cans! |
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Garbage cans with guns. |
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- Have you got anything stronger? |
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Because my wife is home cooking a steak |
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I think we got it. |
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- Coffee machine. |
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- It's a coffee machine. |
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Now it is time to freeze this place, |
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All right, good enough. |
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OK, here you go. |
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Main gate. Captain. |
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- Where did you disappear to? |
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OK, OK come on over here quick. |
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The guys downstairs say that number |
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He should have shut down. |
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Ya, no response. |
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This is very strange, he won't talk to me. |
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- You sure number 5 is operational? |
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- Check the list polling system. |
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Let's try the emergency override. |
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This is bullshit. Just let me go get it. |
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Access code, 42721. |
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Access gained, number 5 standing by. |
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With that ease, |
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You're just a fine kid. |
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Report your position. |
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Malfunction, need input. |
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What the hell's a need input for? |
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I don't know, |
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That's a simple function. |
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Do you know how to triangulate |
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- No. |
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I'm glad you think |
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Don't worry, Skroeder, |
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Just shut it down, pick it up. |
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Unable, malfunction. |
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How can it refuse to turn itself off? |
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Maybe it's pissed off. |
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It's a machine, Skroeder, |
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it doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, |
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- It just runs programming. |
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Anybody try the homing device yet? |
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- No. |
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It's probably right down the hall and... |
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Ah... Here it comes... |
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And... |
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Bingo! |
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Good lord! |
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Oh, and that is not |
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Don't tell me its laser is still armed. |
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Bimbo! |
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Crosby, what's he going to do? |
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Howard, it's hard to say. |
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It's malfunctioning. |
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But it could decide to blow away |
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Couldn't it, Crosby? |
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Oh, my God. It's not coming back. |
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No. Howard, you're |
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Look, let us at least try to catch it first. |
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Ya, we'll panic later, OK? |
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What if you don't catch it. What if it goes |
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How would you like to |
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- Nun soup? |
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- Howard. |
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OK, it's malfunctioning. Think about it. |
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- What about function? |
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Why don't you get your |
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Duke, Otis! |
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- And detain number 5 the best you can... |
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- and still avoid an incident. |
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And Skroeder, |
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You understand |
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You don't have to blow it up, Skroeder. |
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Just try and bring it back in one piece. |
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Whatever it takes to put that stupid |
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- that's what you do. |
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Give inertial status... |
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Let's scramble one, maybe it'll listen |
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What is this? |
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Running diagnostics. |
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Let's just bounce on off its magnesium |
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What is this? Input, Input, Input... |
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Come on... |
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Let's boot it up. |
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Return to D-Station... |
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Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? |
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Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? |
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What is going on? |
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I don't know, |
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- it must be reading it some place. |
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Need input. |
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Input. |
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- Did you see something? |
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- Well, I saw something. |
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Oh shit! |
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It's right outside. |
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This is Bravo 4, over. |
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He's right in front of us, sir, we're |
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We're on our way. |
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- It's going berserk. |
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Who is knowing how to read |
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Weeeeee! |
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I am not cut out for this! |
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- Howard! |
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Just calm down. |
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Excuse me, sir, but we're loosing |
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We're going to have to follow it now. |
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Can I get a vehicle? Can I get... |
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- Howard, is there a van or anything like that? |
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Thanks for calling me, Mrs. Cepeda, |
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He's around the bend and up |
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Get the hell down here, Beasley! |
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- Hey! |
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This is my home! It's not |
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What are you doing with Beasley? |
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Uh... well, darn it, you know |
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he looked kind of sick to me so I thought... |
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I'd just take him down to the vet |
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He doesn't look sick, you look sick. |
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What did you come back |
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Well, to tell you the truth, I thought that |
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Sort of pick up where we left off. |
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You know you want me back. |
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What is this? |
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Quinn's Medical Research? You slime bag! |
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The dog is on its last legs. |
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That's very funny. Why don't |
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You know what I figure? |
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- So I'm just here to collect. |
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- That's right. |
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That was my money you used |
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No! Damn it! |
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Hey! Hey! |
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- Do not do that car! |
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Alright. If this is your idea of playing |
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You mutation! |
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- God damn it! Don't ever call me that! |
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Ya, well, I can find out! |
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Hey! You! You leave her alone! |
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- Oh, God! |
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- Are you OK, honey? |
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- Are you sure? |
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And I thought he |
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- Different from the other ones. |
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- Well, he sure was better looking. |
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I know that. |
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Honey, listen, |
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the man from the city... |
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I told them all this was temporary. |
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It's just until I can find homes for them. |
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Well, he says that four years |
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He was going to call the sheriff on you. |
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Oh, great! |
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Maybe the sheriff would like a pet? |
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Beasley. Beasley come to me, baby. |
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Good Beasley! |
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Did he scare you? |
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I'm sorry. |
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I feel like I've been cooped up |
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Well, it's an opportunity |
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Good to smell the breezes, hum? |
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Has it changed much out there? |
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Oh, yes, you can say that two times. |
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Hey! Hey! Come on you guys! |
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Come on, get points! |
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We're on our way, Howard, |
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Newton, you know what is out there |
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Girls. Ummm. |
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With brassieres and legs. |
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You have the working knowledge the girl? |
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No, but I read about them. |
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Well then... maybe I can furnish you |
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All right. |
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Hey! Who told you could |
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Howard, logically, if we need |
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this is the best weapon |
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Great, great! |
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we're going to have |
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And plus, we are needing |
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I'm sorry. |
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I have to draw the line |
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Ya, I'm sure it would make |
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wait, isn't there a home |
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Can you hang on |
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Can I call you right back? |
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Hey! Get out of there! |
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Frank? |
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Mr. Scumo! |
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I know you're in there. |
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Get out! Get out! |
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What? |
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Oh, my God! |
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Oh, my God! I knew they'd |
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Hello. |
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Well, I guess... |
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welcome to my planet. |
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Oh boy! Is this thrilling or what? |
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Don't be scared. |
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I'm a friend. |
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Friend? |
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Do you know |
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Because that's what I am. |
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So, here I come. |
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Nice and extremely friendly. |
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Hi. |
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So, this is earth. |
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I'm Stephanie. |
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No offense, but... |
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is that really you or is that |
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and you're inside some place, |
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in a little jar |
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- Malfunction. |
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Malfunction. |
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Input. |
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That's information. |
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Listen, I am full of it. |
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Why don't you come to my house |
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get to know each other. |
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Come on. |
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No, no. |
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Come here. This way. |
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Come here. |
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Come on. Right this way. |
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March! Heel! Giddy up! |
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- Forward! |
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Forward, forward. |
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That's good. |
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Don't be afraid, guys. |
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These are animals. |
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They're always a little skittish |
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Malfunction. Need input. |
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Input. |
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This is a house. |
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- We have a floor, see... |
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And we have the opposite |
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which is the ceiling. |
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Ceiling. |
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We have windows and... |
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air! Look over here. |
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Light. |
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Music. |
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And... look at this. |
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This is a plant. |
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And these are goldfish. |
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Don't touch. |
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And look over there. |
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See, these are ants. |
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They're not aunts, |
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It's an ant farm. |
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Look! These are my bunnies. |
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Norman. |
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I bet you got some amazing |
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Good, there you go. |
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This is Earth, where |
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You are here. |
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- Oregon. |
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Home of the beaver, |
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Beavers. |
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I'm giving you |
00:30:03 |
More input. |
00:30:06 |
How about pictures? |
00:30:09 |
We have a lot |
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A lot of them. |
00:30:13 |
This is a picture |
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See that? It's an aardvark. |
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- It's a mammal. |
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- Abyssinia, Adams... |
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Input. |
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- More input. |
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Volume two. |
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- My neck. |
00:30:50 |
This is very healthful |
00:30:52 |
Can you believe it's been |
00:30:54 |
I'd say ten. |
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It's all coming |
00:30:58 |
You know what many people |
00:31:00 |
- What? |
00:31:04 |
- It's a lot better. Thanks. |
00:31:17 |
More input, Stephanie. |
00:31:19 |
- More! |
00:31:21 |
You've read everything |
00:31:25 |
Animal. |
00:31:29 |
That's a container |
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Pasta, semolina, |
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Food, liquid, |
00:31:37 |
Look, this may be hilarious |
00:31:40 |
but on this planet it's considered rude. |
00:31:43 |
Plants, fruits, oranges... |
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apples, lemons, limes. |
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That's great. |
00:31:51 |
Fabric. |
00:31:53 |
No, my dishes! |
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Oh, my God! |
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Breakfast table. |
00:32:00 |
Oh! My China! |
00:32:03 |
- Numerous fragments. |
00:32:05 |
Some large, some small. |
00:32:08 |
Take a look at this. |
00:32:10 |
Welcome aboard. |
00:32:12 |
- See that? |
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Right. |
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Good. |
00:32:18 |
Ok, here. You hold this. |
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And stay. |
00:32:24 |
At Alaskan Airlines... |
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our people go out of their way |
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With your permission... |
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I know no one's gonna |
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and I'd like them to know |
00:32:59 |
Input. |
00:33:03 |
This is a barrel of monkeys. |
00:33:05 |
Let us scrape up |
00:33:07 |
Don't we have to find |
00:33:08 |
Pardon me for saying so, |
00:33:13 |
Girls are not my best suits. |
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As we're fond of saying |
00:33:18 |
"marketplace make dull |
00:33:20 |
- Where are you from, anyway? |
00:33:24 |
- No, I mean your ancestors. |
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Pittsburgh. |
00:33:38 |
It's the Colgate pump |
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The Maximum |
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It's a lie. |
00:33:44 |
I wouldn't try anything |
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Sure we're pals. |
00:33:48 |
No, I didn't do it. |
00:33:50 |
I brought you out here. |
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You're the last guy in the world |
00:33:54 |
You wouldn't do anything to me. |
00:33:57 |
You can have anything I got. |
00:33:58 |
Have you been watching |
00:34:01 |
Come on. |
00:34:05 |
Don't get up. |
00:34:09 |
Haven't you had enough |
00:34:11 |
You lose IQ points the longer you |
00:34:18 |
Look, you're going to become |
00:34:21 |
and I'm not kidding. |
00:34:32 |
...by eating Thomases |
00:34:35 |
- Have a heart! |
00:34:37 |
"Don't cry, little girl", |
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and dozens of other hits all |
00:34:42 |
Call now! Our operators |
00:34:45 |
Are you tired |
00:34:47 |
Simplify your life with |
00:34:49 |
And if you act now, |
00:34:51 |
You didn't come a million miles |
00:34:54 |
- Duracell... |
00:34:57 |
Come on. There's something |
00:35:01 |
Bird. Raven. |
00:35:03 |
Now look. |
00:35:06 |
Look. |
00:35:11 |
See? |
00:35:14 |
Beautiful. |
00:35:16 |
- Light bulb. |
00:35:20 |
Beautiful. |
00:35:23 |
- Beautiful sun. |
00:35:27 |
Rhinoceros, turtle... |
00:35:30 |
Volkswagen. |
00:35:32 |
You mean with that fat little |
00:35:39 |
Beautiful animal. |
00:35:41 |
Mammal, canine, dog. |
00:35:44 |
Mutt. |
00:35:46 |
- Beasley. |
00:35:53 |
Beasley, stop it! |
00:35:55 |
Beasley, down! |
00:35:58 |
Stop it! |
00:35:59 |
Look out! |
00:36:03 |
My God! What happened? |
00:36:08 |
Please, don't be hurt. |
00:36:10 |
Say something. |
00:36:13 |
Beautiful Stephanie. |
00:36:21 |
"S A I N T Prototype |
00:36:24 |
Nova Robotics. Damon, |
00:36:27 |
- Yes. |
00:36:30 |
I let you tear my house |
00:36:32 |
You're a machine from that dumb |
00:36:36 |
Stupid: Foolish, gullible, |
00:36:39 |
- dumbbell. |
00:36:41 |
Shut up: Silence, hush, |
00:36:44 |
Am I the jerk of the world? |
00:36:46 |
Jerk of the world, turkey, |
00:36:49 |
I hope you're programmed |
00:36:57 |
What if there's a reward |
00:36:59 |
I could take care of as many |
00:37:01 |
Hello. |
00:37:03 |
I'd like to speak to one of your |
00:37:06 |
Dr. Warmonger, Marner. |
00:37:14 |
- Hello. |
00:37:16 |
I'd like you to know |
00:37:18 |
God! |
00:37:20 |
Good. |
00:37:24 |
Listen... |
00:37:27 |
thank you very much |
00:37:29 |
Our people are |
00:37:34 |
Mount up! |
00:37:36 |
Move! Move! Move! |
00:37:38 |
Today, gentleman, today! |
00:37:46 |
We gotta run away! |
00:37:49 |
In the meantime, |
00:37:52 |
that you try to keep |
00:37:55 |
How safe a distance? |
00:37:57 |
Well, see, it's malfunctioning. |
00:38:01 |
We have to disassemble |
00:38:04 |
It's goofy little gadget. |
00:38:06 |
Try to keep everyone as far away |
00:38:09 |
Not that it's dangerous |
00:38:12 |
How much is a contraption |
00:38:14 |
Worth? I don' know. |
00:38:17 |
No reward or anything |
00:38:20 |
Well, we do have a daily tour |
00:38:24 |
You know, I might even be able |
00:38:27 |
- Hey! It's gone! |
00:38:30 |
Wooly mammals. |
00:38:31 |
Sheep. |
00:38:33 |
Never mind, I see it. Go back |
00:38:41 |
Hey, you, Number Five, |
00:38:45 |
You're gonna scare |
00:38:47 |
Listen, I just called Nova and |
00:38:49 |
- They'll give you a tune up. |
00:38:52 |
They'll take you apart, |
00:38:55 |
Apart: Undone, dismantle, |
00:38:59 |
Right. |
00:39:01 |
Jump! |
00:39:03 |
- Look, it's a grasshopper. |
00:39:09 |
Jump. |
00:39:11 |
That's great. |
00:39:17 |
All right, let's go back now. |
00:39:19 |
Hey! |
00:39:24 |
Damn it! You klutz! |
00:39:26 |
Error. |
00:39:28 |
Grasshopper disassembled. |
00:39:30 |
Reassemble. |
00:39:32 |
Reassemble. |
00:39:34 |
I can't reassemble him. |
00:39:38 |
Dead? |
00:39:39 |
Right. |
00:39:42 |
Reassemble, Stephanie. |
00:39:47 |
I know you don't understand. |
00:39:50 |
But when you're dead, |
00:39:53 |
That's just the way it is. |
00:39:59 |
Squash, dead. |
00:40:03 |
Disassemble, dead! |
00:40:07 |
Disassemble, dead! |
00:40:11 |
Slow down. |
00:40:14 |
- No disassemble. |
00:40:19 |
- Please, escape. |
00:40:21 |
Hey, you! |
00:40:23 |
Hey! Hey! Let me in. |
00:40:27 |
No! Don't. |
00:40:29 |
You open this door |
00:40:33 |
Get out of my truck, |
00:40:41 |
No, don't start my truck. |
00:40:54 |
Come back here with my truck, |
00:40:56 |
You can't take my truck. |
00:41:15 |
You better be heavily insured |
00:41:18 |
slapped with |
00:41:38 |
Newton, I'm seeing a blip |
00:41:45 |
Sorry, sorry. |
00:41:47 |
Newton, there it goes. |
00:41:58 |
Right of the line. |
00:42:01 |
Accurate, proper, |
00:42:03 |
My side, over here. |
00:42:05 |
- The right. |
00:42:06 |
The right. |
00:42:12 |
Look out! Look out! |
00:42:17 |
My kitchen! |
00:42:22 |
No! |
00:42:25 |
Where she going? I thought |
00:42:28 |
Go figure out chicks, man. |
00:42:32 |
Look out! |
00:42:36 |
Oh great! Nice work, |
00:42:39 |
- Thanks at lot. |
00:42:43 |
Oh, no. Stop it now! |
00:42:47 |
- Turn left or we're going to crash! |
00:42:50 |
Turn! Turn! |
00:42:53 |
- Fish! |
00:42:54 |
Salmon! |
00:42:57 |
Jeez, Number Five, |
00:42:59 |
- Disassemble. |
00:43:03 |
Disassemble. |
00:43:12 |
Escape! Escape! |
00:43:14 |
Flee! Hide! Refuge! |
00:43:17 |
What are you afraid of? |
00:43:19 |
Nova Robotics. |
00:43:22 |
Disassemble Number Five. Dead. |
00:43:25 |
But you can't die. |
00:43:27 |
- No. |
00:43:30 |
- Yes. |
00:43:33 |
- Yes. |
00:43:35 |
Yes, not. |
00:43:37 |
Talk about a malfunction. |
00:43:39 |
Not malfunction, Stephanie. |
00:43:42 |
Number Five is alive. |
00:43:49 |
Just keep going straight. |
00:43:51 |
Ok, Ok, alright... |
00:43:53 |
We're getting closer. |
00:43:55 |
I can sense it, |
00:43:56 |
There they are! You see them? |
00:44:01 |
Nova. Disassemble. |
00:44:03 |
Dead. Disassemble number 5. |
00:44:05 |
Dead. |
00:44:07 |
Girlie, girlie, come quick! |
00:44:10 |
No, no disassemble, |
00:44:12 |
No disassemble, |
00:44:16 |
Come on, you! |
00:44:18 |
What planet is this guy from? |
00:44:20 |
No, no disassemble. |
00:44:23 |
Oh, number 5, don't be scared. |
00:44:25 |
You just wait here a second. |
00:44:34 |
Come on, Number one. |
00:44:37 |
Careful. Moving nicely. |
00:44:40 |
Jeez, another one. |
00:44:42 |
How many of these guys |
00:44:44 |
- You are a girl, right? |
00:44:47 |
Hi. |
00:44:50 |
Your little brother's hiding |
00:44:52 |
I have seen some |
00:44:55 |
but you may be |
00:44:58 |
Me? Talk to your robot. |
00:45:01 |
Did you say the robot |
00:45:03 |
Yeah, that's right, chum. |
00:45:06 |
Oh, bull dyke, you cannot hold |
00:45:09 |
Hey, I was there, okay? |
00:45:11 |
You're sure you weren't doing any |
00:45:13 |
Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs. |
00:45:15 |
- There's no way my robot could have driven. |
00:45:18 |
No, but maybe you |
00:45:24 |
Newton! We are wasting |
00:45:27 |
So what are these guys |
00:45:30 |
- It's top-secret crap. |
00:45:32 |
Dr. Love, I'd like to get |
00:45:35 |
He knows that, |
00:45:37 |
It's a machine. |
00:45:40 |
It doesn't get happy. |
00:45:42 |
- It just runs programs. |
00:45:51 |
You see? |
00:45:52 |
He's scared that if you take him |
00:45:54 |
- Where'd you hear that? |
00:45:56 |
He'd tell you if you'd |
00:45:58 |
That's what I've been |
00:46:00 |
No, I mean with your mouth. |
00:46:03 |
Okay, Ben, |
00:46:04 |
Number Five! |
00:46:05 |
Number Five! |
00:46:08 |
- Is it cool? |
00:46:10 |
These guys aren't going |
00:46:12 |
- No disassemble? |
00:46:14 |
They just want |
00:46:22 |
Come forward. |
00:46:25 |
- Forward. |
00:46:27 |
I can't believe it. |
00:46:29 |
I am standing here |
00:46:32 |
Okay! Now. |
00:46:34 |
You just tell them |
00:46:36 |
Number Five |
00:46:40 |
There it is! Move out! |
00:46:44 |
Move! Move! |
00:46:46 |
Move out! |
00:46:48 |
Go! Go! Go! |
00:46:52 |
- Down, girlie! |
00:47:04 |
Stop! Please. |
00:47:06 |
I have clearance! |
00:47:09 |
Bend down! |
00:47:10 |
You quit doing that! |
00:47:11 |
You think I'm doing this for |
00:47:30 |
Go! |
00:47:42 |
No, Don't! Stop! |
00:47:45 |
Stephanie! |
00:47:49 |
They're killing him! |
00:47:50 |
Hold your fire! |
00:47:53 |
Damn it, stop! |
00:47:55 |
Hold your fire! |
00:48:00 |
Number Five alive! |
00:48:04 |
Stephanie! |
00:48:05 |
Number Five, |
00:48:08 |
Steph-an-ia... |
00:48:11 |
You're paralyzing him. |
00:48:13 |
I cut all his power. You can |
00:48:16 |
What the hell |
00:48:18 |
you four-eyed idiot. |
00:48:20 |
What an asshole. |
00:48:22 |
I heard that. |
00:48:24 |
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! |
00:48:27 |
Okay, I want you guys to... |
00:48:28 |
He's not being a him. |
00:48:29 |
It's only being wires and several |
00:48:32 |
machine type apparatus... |
00:48:33 |
for the Pete of sake. |
00:48:36 |
No, you have to turn |
00:48:38 |
He was talking before |
00:48:41 |
Couldn't you see that? |
00:48:42 |
Look, lady, all I could see was that |
00:48:44 |
is screwed up and |
00:48:46 |
Ok, fine! You fix it, |
00:48:48 |
I plan to. |
00:48:50 |
And it's Crosby. |
00:48:51 |
- Stephanie Speck. |
00:48:53 |
Same here. |
00:48:54 |
- Ben? Ben? |
00:48:55 |
I want you to go with Number Five |
00:48:57 |
switch off the memory. |
00:48:59 |
- Absolutely, sir. |
00:49:00 |
Bye-bye, goofy woman. |
00:49:02 |
I enjoyed repeatedly throwing |
00:49:05 |
No mistake. |
00:49:08 |
You can call me |
00:49:10 |
Call you? |
00:49:11 |
To let me know |
00:49:14 |
Okay, maybe I will. |
00:49:16 |
Well, don't do me |
00:49:27 |
So there we are. |
00:49:28 |
We're right on top of |
00:49:30 |
- and we've got two flat tires. |
00:49:33 |
Now Hazel's running around |
00:49:35 |
Hazel. |
00:49:37 |
She's waving |
00:49:41 |
It's life. |
00:49:42 |
That is very funny |
00:49:45 |
Well, It's sure not one you |
00:49:48 |
I never heard it |
00:49:50 |
All except for witch hazel, |
00:49:54 |
- I thought it was a nut. |
00:49:58 |
It's an old family name. |
00:49:59 |
They were from |
00:50:01 |
and there's always a Hazel in it. |
00:50:04 |
I guess there's always some |
00:50:10 |
She's running around trying |
00:50:14 |
She's showing people her ID's |
00:50:17 |
like a branch of our bank |
00:50:21 |
She was even trying to swap some |
00:50:25 |
All of which were made from |
00:50:29 |
Did you get a piece of ash? |
00:50:34 |
So, of course nobody's going to sell |
00:50:37 |
after what we just told |
00:50:39 |
Especially the way |
00:50:41 |
And she was trying to convince |
00:50:43 |
which I'm not. |
00:50:45 |
But, she was doing it by telling |
00:50:47 |
You know, and how curvy and |
00:50:50 |
and how big |
00:50:52 |
And all the time I know |
00:50:54 |
They gotta drive down |
00:51:31 |
- Sir? |
00:51:33 |
Sir? |
00:51:34 |
Oh, my goodness gracious! |
00:51:37 |
It can't shoot us with |
00:51:38 |
I am not knowing. |
00:51:40 |
- Would he kill me if I stopped? |
00:51:43 |
Would he kill me |
00:51:45 |
Again I am shrugging. |
00:51:47 |
I'm stopping. |
00:51:51 |
Good choice. |
00:51:52 |
Number Five furious, |
00:51:56 |
Hold it right there. |
00:52:00 |
Colt 45. |
00:52:03 |
Play Doh. |
00:52:05 |
What do we do now? |
00:52:06 |
I don't know about you, but |
00:52:10 |
Good answer. |
00:52:21 |
What is he doing? |
00:53:00 |
There it goes |
00:53:02 |
You earned that one. |
00:53:22 |
Hi, honey! |
00:53:46 |
Bingo! |
00:53:55 |
Practice, Easy Three, |
00:53:57 |
Lucky's seventh and |
00:53:59 |
Now it's Double Trouble making |
00:54:02 |
and Practice right behind. |
00:54:05 |
That's the serpent and the devil... |
00:54:08 |
And the devil is the... |
00:55:02 |
Ready, aim! |
00:55:05 |
What happened? |
00:55:09 |
I hope you took the grass |
00:55:13 |
Anything wrong, officer? |
00:55:16 |
There's gotta be a logical |
00:55:18 |
Maybe, if it was programmed |
00:55:21 |
then it could act alive. |
00:55:23 |
Maybe you've created another |
00:55:26 |
Do I look like the kind of a man |
00:55:28 |
Howard I think that something |
00:55:31 |
What's going on is that we've |
00:55:33 |
No, it's not dangerous. |
00:55:34 |
We just have to find |
00:55:36 |
There's only one answer. |
00:55:38 |
All right, blast it off the |
00:55:40 |
Doctor... how many kids you got? |
00:55:43 |
None. |
00:55:44 |
Well, let me tell you |
00:55:45 |
I got three of them. |
00:55:48 |
And I want them to be adults, |
00:55:50 |
So don't you give me |
00:55:52 |
That having been said, I think |
00:55:54 |
Now Schroeder's going to handle |
00:55:56 |
and you stay |
00:55:57 |
Howard, this is ridiculous. |
00:55:59 |
Think of it as |
00:56:00 |
Leave your terminal and |
00:56:02 |
Howard, we are going to have |
00:56:04 |
and I'm going to |
00:56:05 |
Some what? |
00:56:06 |
Helicopters, Howard. |
00:56:09 |
- I thought they were choppers. |
00:56:11 |
Well, why wasn't I notified? |
00:56:18 |
Okay, this is the plan... |
00:56:32 |
- Stephanie Speck. |
00:56:34 |
We're from KJMB News. |
00:56:35 |
Can you please tell us something |
00:56:38 |
- Were you scared? |
00:56:40 |
Did he try to molest |
00:56:42 |
No, he's not that kind |
00:56:43 |
Do you know that there's a $25 |
00:56:46 |
No, I don't know anything |
00:56:48 |
I don't know where he is. |
00:56:50 |
Why didn't you go |
00:56:52 |
You know where it is. |
00:56:55 |
For 25 thousand dollars I'm damn |
00:57:07 |
Frank? |
00:57:11 |
Is that you, Frank? |
00:57:13 |
I'm warning you, |
00:57:20 |
Disguise, camouflage. Hi! |
00:57:23 |
Number Five! |
00:57:27 |
Yep. |
00:57:27 |
You can't stay here! |
00:57:30 |
Stephanie. |
00:57:37 |
Attractive, |
00:57:42 |
You sure don't talk |
00:57:45 |
Alive, Stephanie. |
00:57:47 |
Yes, I know you think |
00:57:49 |
but those guys who built |
00:57:51 |
I don't know what |
00:57:53 |
I know it's not safe |
00:57:55 |
Go on. |
00:57:59 |
Solitude, isolation. Alone. |
00:58:03 |
Number Five, come on! |
00:58:06 |
Lonely bum. |
00:58:08 |
Number five, please. |
00:58:10 |
If I went to jail, who would |
00:58:14 |
You sure wouldn't. |
00:58:16 |
What are you doing? |
00:58:18 |
"A can of soup. |
00:58:22 |
All right, you can stay, |
00:58:26 |
Excellent. |
00:58:26 |
If they catch you |
00:58:29 |
You got it. |
00:58:30 |
Okay, Ben, let's do it. |
00:58:32 |
This is the very first vehicle |
00:58:35 |
Me, too. It's kind of exciting, |
00:58:36 |
With excitement like this, |
00:58:38 |
Look Ben, we're doing |
00:58:39 |
If they trash Number Five, we'll |
00:58:43 |
Dr. Marner! |
00:58:45 |
I knew you would try this. |
00:58:47 |
You're not going |
00:58:48 |
There are soldiers out there |
00:58:51 |
or whatever the hell |
00:58:52 |
We've got to try anyway. You're |
00:58:56 |
I'm a business man. |
00:58:58 |
Damn you, Howard. |
00:58:59 |
20 years ago you would have |
00:59:01 |
Well, times have changed. |
00:59:03 |
Because that was then |
00:59:05 |
All right, now come on. |
00:59:08 |
What the heck, Newton. |
00:59:10 |
Let us punch the sack. |
00:59:13 |
No. |
00:59:16 |
No. |
00:59:18 |
No. I'm going. |
00:59:21 |
Howard, shoot me |
00:59:23 |
Don't think I won't. |
00:59:24 |
Come on, Howard, |
00:59:25 |
Lord Rama, Lord Rama. |
00:59:27 |
Lord Rama, |
00:59:31 |
All right, I'm bluffing. |
00:59:32 |
Ok, thank you. Come on, Ben, |
00:59:34 |
Right. Very good. |
00:59:37 |
It doesn't matter anyway, the |
00:59:41 |
Don't be too sure. |
00:59:46 |
Then you'll have |
00:59:48 |
That's the way |
00:59:50 |
This is going to be |
00:59:51 |
This is how I get |
01:00:27 |
Yeah. |
01:01:00 |
Oh, very good. |
01:01:02 |
Great. |
01:01:04 |
Oh! Hey, thanks. |
01:01:06 |
Okay, turn off the TV. |
01:01:09 |
- It's time for bed. |
01:01:17 |
No, turn off the TV. |
01:01:20 |
Come on Steph, lighten up. |
01:01:24 |
- Hey! |
01:01:27 |
- Listen, you, it's three a.m. |
01:01:31 |
I mean, don't you ever |
01:01:32 |
Wrestling, roller derby, |
01:01:35 |
The Three Stooges. |
01:01:37 |
Larry, Curly, Moe. |
01:01:41 |
Hey, know what? |
01:01:45 |
Dancing fool. |
01:01:49 |
- Big finish. |
01:01:51 |
And then I'm going to bed |
01:01:54 |
you have to find yourself |
01:01:56 |
This home. |
01:01:59 |
Number Five home. |
01:02:01 |
Oh, Number Five, you don't know |
01:02:04 |
Number Five know. |
01:02:13 |
"More than a woman." |
01:02:18 |
"More than a woman to me." |
01:02:20 |
Oh, Number Five. |
01:02:27 |
"More than a woman to me." |
01:02:39 |
I'll croon |
01:02:42 |
A little song |
01:02:46 |
And when I'm finished |
01:02:49 |
On my knees I'll fall |
01:02:51 |
My life, my love, my all |
01:02:56 |
Okay, to make these |
01:03:00 |
add flour, milk... |
01:03:04 |
and eggs. |
01:03:12 |
Mix thoroughly. |
01:03:21 |
Still lumpy. |
01:03:28 |
Marvelous. |
01:03:31 |
For crisp, yet moist |
01:03:33 |
brown on one side, |
01:03:39 |
This will be |
01:03:42 |
Is something burning? |
01:03:45 |
- Morning. |
01:03:47 |
- Good morning. |
01:03:49 |
You're making me breakfast, |
01:03:52 |
Pancakes surprise. |
01:03:53 |
Oh, Number Five, |
01:03:58 |
Oh, no. |
01:04:01 |
It's the revenge |
01:04:04 |
Listen, why don't you turn that |
01:04:08 |
Wait! |
01:04:13 |
What are you |
01:04:15 |
Oh, good morning. |
01:04:16 |
I saw you on TV last night |
01:04:18 |
Yeah, I'm a real |
01:04:20 |
You know there's |
01:04:22 |
Twenty-five thousand dollars. |
01:04:24 |
No, I don't know |
01:04:25 |
Why don't you get off |
01:04:38 |
- Steph... |
01:04:41 |
- Where is it? |
01:04:42 |
- Get out or I'll call the cops. |
01:04:46 |
Pancakes, hash browns. |
01:04:49 |
Twenty five thousand dollars. |
01:04:52 |
Don't worry, we'll split it. |
01:04:55 |
Listen, you gotta talk |
01:04:57 |
Tell him exactly what |
01:04:58 |
exactly where you're going, or |
01:05:00 |
Number Five, this is Frank. |
01:05:04 |
How, Robot. |
01:05:08 |
No, talk computer, |
01:05:11 |
Fresh O.J.? |
01:05:16 |
Thanks. |
01:05:19 |
Listen, what do you say |
01:05:21 |
we'll take a ride. |
01:05:24 |
Tell him where home is. |
01:05:25 |
Home is Nova. |
01:05:28 |
Nova! No! |
01:05:29 |
No disassemble! |
01:05:31 |
Number Five, run! |
01:05:32 |
Come on, treads, |
01:05:35 |
- Run, get away now! |
01:05:37 |
You tricked me, |
01:05:40 |
Does this mean I don't |
01:05:43 |
Forget it! Forget it! |
01:05:45 |
He can go thirty miles an hour, |
01:05:48 |
I'll show you, how |
01:05:49 |
- Guess who's going to help me catch it. |
01:05:52 |
Where the hell is my car? |
01:05:55 |
Hi. |
01:06:02 |
Piece of cake. |
01:06:03 |
Oh, my God! |
01:06:06 |
- Oh, way to go, Number Five. |
01:06:13 |
Oh, my God, no! |
01:06:15 |
Number Five, look out! |
01:06:18 |
"Say Pilgrim, that like to |
01:06:22 |
"If you wanna play rough, |
01:06:28 |
How can he do that? |
01:06:38 |
"Frankie... |
01:06:39 |
you broke the unwritten law. |
01:06:44 |
And when you do that, Frankie... |
01:06:46 |
your enemies don't respect you... |
01:06:47 |
you got no friends no more. |
01:06:50 |
You got nobody Frankie." |
01:06:53 |
Pretty good, huh? |
01:06:55 |
Unbelievable. |
01:06:58 |
Look out! |
01:07:00 |
How about that, |
01:07:04 |
Stephanie, get off me! |
01:07:07 |
Stephanie, that's it. |
01:07:10 |
No! |
01:07:16 |
No! |
01:07:41 |
I'm calling Nova, and I'm |
01:07:44 |
And as for you, you |
01:07:46 |
you better not come crawling |
01:07:49 |
Good. |
01:07:51 |
Okay, come on. |
01:07:52 |
They're gonna be after you. |
01:07:58 |
So now I am having no job |
01:08:01 |
I will have to smack |
01:08:03 |
I'm not going to let it happen. |
01:08:05 |
I'm not going to get fired... |
01:08:06 |
because we're going to find |
01:08:09 |
Very good. |
01:08:10 |
That's right, Howard. |
01:08:11 |
- It's Scrotum? |
01:08:14 |
Same thing. |
01:08:15 |
Now all roads are blocked |
01:08:16 |
her only chance is |
01:08:19 |
We'll concentrate our search there. |
01:08:25 |
Where the hell are we? |
01:08:27 |
"New York City". |
01:08:29 |
No, I don't think so. |
01:08:31 |
Ok. |
01:08:33 |
Oh. Texaco. |
01:08:36 |
Great. |
01:08:37 |
Well, I'm lost. |
01:08:40 |
- Strategy. |
01:08:42 |
Need some, quick. |
01:08:44 |
Right, what we need is somebody |
01:08:48 |
- Not bozos. |
01:08:50 |
One bozo. |
01:08:51 |
Newton Crosby, PhD. |
01:08:53 |
Hey, malfunction, he's the enemy. |
01:08:56 |
Couldn't hurt. |
01:08:58 |
You know, I know why Number |
01:09:00 |
If it did have that capability, |
01:09:03 |
I mean, I think she's pretty, |
01:09:06 |
I am thinking she's a virgin. |
01:09:09 |
Hello Crosby. |
01:09:11 |
I think it's Howard. |
01:09:12 |
I know you're listening, |
01:09:15 |
This is Crosby. |
01:09:17 |
Just hunky-dory, thanks. |
01:09:18 |
I just swore out some warrants |
01:09:21 |
Good golly. |
01:09:22 |
But because I'm a nice guy, I'm |
01:09:25 |
I got a phone call from that loony |
01:09:28 |
She wants to see you. |
01:09:29 |
- Only you. |
01:09:32 |
Oh! Her pants are blazing for |
01:09:34 |
Will you grow up. I'll be there, |
01:09:38 |
No Schroeder. |
01:09:39 |
It's a deal. |
01:09:40 |
- Where does she want to meet? |
01:09:53 |
Good luck, sir. |
01:10:18 |
Hi. |
01:10:20 |
He's hidden far away. |
01:10:22 |
He's scared of you guys, |
01:10:25 |
Do I get him or not? |
01:10:27 |
First we talk... inside. |
01:10:32 |
My ex-boyfriend used to |
01:10:35 |
- Hi. How you doin'? |
01:10:37 |
- Yeah, ex. So what? |
01:10:42 |
Okay, here's the deal. |
01:10:44 |
Number Five is alive. |
01:10:48 |
I mean, he is really alive, |
01:10:52 |
I understand. They can seem |
01:10:54 |
but they're still machines. |
01:10:57 |
or your vacuum cleaner. |
01:10:58 |
No, I know he's a machine. |
01:10:59 |
You're a machine, I'm a |
01:11:02 |
How it happens, who the hell |
01:11:05 |
Okay. |
01:11:07 |
Believe me, I'm not against the |
01:11:11 |
I built the machine from scratch. |
01:11:14 |
And alive, alive... |
01:11:17 |
it doesn't compute. |
01:11:18 |
I know. It's not your everyday |
01:11:25 |
As Guerrero steps to the plate. |
01:11:29 |
and it's a long line drive |
01:11:32 |
Hyde is going back for it! |
01:11:40 |
Robot alert! |
01:11:43 |
Engage in capture, |
01:11:47 |
Have you thought about |
01:11:49 |
Trying to hide something |
01:11:51 |
If you want to help Number Five, |
01:11:55 |
It's malfunctioning. |
01:11:58 |
Life is not a malfunction. |
01:12:06 |
Number Five axis four twenty-nine. |
01:12:08 |
Stay where you are. |
01:12:11 |
- Strike three. |
01:12:16 |
Number one, |
01:12:22 |
Number Five, stay |
01:12:25 |
Oh, my gosh. |
01:12:32 |
Tools. |
01:12:33 |
Hammer! Axe! |
01:12:36 |
Rope! |
01:12:37 |
Three quarter inch double-braid. |
01:12:41 |
"Escaped Robot Fights for |
01:12:44 |
Target in sight. Fire! |
01:12:49 |
Capture and hold. |
01:12:52 |
Visibility five feet, |
01:12:56 |
Hey, laser lips! Your mama |
01:13:17 |
That wraps you up, |
01:13:23 |
Target located. Elevation |
01:13:27 |
Holy moley! |
01:13:33 |
- Elevation 22 degrees. |
01:13:36 |
Axis lost. Seventeen... |
01:13:43 |
Temper, temper! |
01:13:44 |
Three degrees. Fire! |
01:13:53 |
Oley! |
01:13:56 |
Don't fire. |
01:14:00 |
Well, when you gotta go |
01:14:26 |
Oh, no. |
01:14:28 |
Let me tell you something. |
01:14:29 |
I don't like these Nova guys |
01:14:31 |
In fact, I don't care if they |
01:14:33 |
but I want to see it. |
01:14:35 |
If I show where he is, |
01:14:38 |
you will not experiment on him? |
01:14:39 |
You will not flip his switches? |
01:14:41 |
And you will not take him apart? |
01:14:43 |
Absolutely. |
01:14:47 |
He's out back. |
01:14:48 |
If you are ready, young lady, |
01:14:50 |
Schroeder! |
01:14:51 |
Terrific job, Crosby. |
01:14:53 |
- No, I had nothing... |
01:14:55 |
- I'm not... |
01:14:56 |
No I didn't know... |
01:15:00 |
Stephanie, a trap! |
01:15:01 |
Nova! Depart! |
01:15:04 |
Look out! |
01:15:17 |
Here's your table sir. |
01:15:18 |
- You little bastard! |
01:15:22 |
Come Stephanie. |
01:15:29 |
Bastard! |
01:15:35 |
Stop! |
01:15:36 |
- Stop! |
01:15:47 |
Great idea. Newton Crosby, |
01:15:58 |
- What are you doing? |
01:16:12 |
- Step on it! |
01:16:24 |
I have had it! |
01:16:28 |
- This was a precision operation. |
01:16:31 |
Crosby, I'm telling you |
01:16:33 |
this little fart of a robot is |
01:16:38 |
Where the hell |
01:16:40 |
They should have cut |
01:16:47 |
- Where are you guys going? |
01:16:50 |
A wise guy. |
01:16:52 |
Excuse this. |
01:16:54 |
And this. |
01:16:59 |
Hey, Cut it out! |
01:17:07 |
Numskulls. |
01:17:25 |
Cars. Dumb machines. |
01:17:28 |
That creep. |
01:17:30 |
I should have known. Every time |
01:17:32 |
turns out to be a real jerk. |
01:17:34 |
They are all alike! |
01:17:36 |
Stephanie... |
01:17:37 |
Well, the next time they mess |
01:17:39 |
Kick ass? |
01:17:42 |
One of them comes near you, |
01:17:45 |
Just burn his butt |
01:17:47 |
- Burn? |
01:17:49 |
No! |
01:17:53 |
Number Five, come on, |
01:17:56 |
Stephanie. |
01:17:59 |
Jesus, I'm sorry. |
01:18:00 |
I just... |
01:18:03 |
I don't know what |
01:18:06 |
Take heart little lady. |
01:18:09 |
I'll fix their wagon. |
01:18:32 |
Well, the cat is dragged in a sight |
01:18:36 |
You look dreadful. |
01:18:37 |
What happened? |
01:18:39 |
I saw something incredible. |
01:18:42 |
totally re-programmed in |
01:18:43 |
I saw Number Five crash |
01:18:46 |
I think he was rescuing her... |
01:18:47 |
crash trough another wall |
01:18:49 |
- It was screaming her name. |
01:18:51 |
If you're thinking what I'm |
01:18:54 |
then you are thinking that |
01:18:57 |
- super hacker or something. |
01:18:59 |
First, she cracks |
01:19:00 |
then, she deciphers |
01:19:02 |
I invented, all |
01:19:05 |
- Which was great. |
01:19:08 |
We were interfacing, operating |
01:19:10 |
Very good, my advice helped, then. |
01:19:13 |
What happened, did she stick |
01:19:15 |
No, no. |
01:19:16 |
Come on, sit in the van and tell me. |
01:19:18 |
Yes! Come on, Newton. |
01:19:19 |
Oh, my goodness. |
01:19:20 |
I am sporting |
01:19:23 |
Come on, tell me Newton. |
01:19:26 |
Our hands came really |
01:19:28 |
And she said I had really |
01:19:30 |
Yeah, you have really brown eyes. |
01:19:31 |
And then Schroeder came in with |
01:19:35 |
Those bunch of |
01:19:37 |
- Right. |
01:19:40 |
That's the RF receiver. |
01:19:41 |
It's still tuned to Number Five's |
01:19:43 |
Yes, but only if it is less than |
01:19:47 |
Hello, bozos. |
01:19:51 |
Guys, it's Howard. If you don't |
01:19:59 |
Benjamin Jhabutiyah, |
01:20:02 |
No, wait! |
01:20:04 |
Exit, depart, leave. |
01:20:07 |
Hear my dust, Newton Crosby! |
01:20:08 |
Let us break wind! |
01:20:11 |
Newton Crosby, |
01:20:15 |
Drive. |
01:20:19 |
Today, Crosby, today! |
01:20:38 |
Number Five? |
01:20:42 |
Number Five, |
01:20:56 |
All right dipshit... |
01:20:58 |
where's Number Five? |
01:21:00 |
- You gotta control yourself just a tad. |
01:21:03 |
Hi. |
01:21:05 |
You kidnapped him? |
01:21:07 |
Kidnapped, |
01:21:09 |
Outstanding! |
01:21:11 |
Communicate! |
01:21:14 |
I have questions, |
01:21:16 |
- You and me, both. |
01:21:19 |
You go up there, sit down, |
01:21:23 |
talk to each other, |
01:21:26 |
- man to man. |
01:21:28 |
Beautiful stars. |
01:21:32 |
Beautiful stars. |
01:21:35 |
Oh, my God. |
01:21:36 |
Are all geniuses as |
01:21:38 |
He means it's a beautiful |
01:21:41 |
I think he speaks very well |
01:21:46 |
Come. Come. |
01:21:51 |
Beautiful. |
01:21:53 |
Right. |
01:21:55 |
One more time, |
01:21:57 |
Who is your programmer? |
01:21:59 |
Me. |
01:22:05 |
You rewired |
01:22:08 |
No wonder |
01:22:13 |
Switches are my switches. |
01:22:17 |
Not malfunction. |
01:22:21 |
No, you're not! |
01:22:24 |
There's gotta be another |
01:22:26 |
Okay! What? |
01:22:32 |
Sorry, time's up. |
01:22:33 |
Wait a minute, |
01:22:41 |
Could be any number |
01:22:43 |
Entrance of moisture |
01:22:46 |
- Heat expansion. |
01:22:48 |
- Vibration damage. |
01:22:50 |
- I'm fit as a fiddle. |
01:22:53 |
Then why did you |
01:22:56 |
Programming says "Destroy". |
01:22:58 |
Is disassemble. |
01:23:01 |
Number Five cannot. |
01:23:03 |
Why? |
01:23:05 |
Why cannot? |
01:23:07 |
Is wrong. Incorrect. |
01:23:10 |
Newton Crosby, PhD, |
01:23:14 |
Well, of course I know it's wrong |
01:23:19 |
I told me. |
01:23:26 |
Pattycake, pattycake, |
01:23:30 |
Bake me a cake |
01:23:33 |
Here, I brought you some soup. |
01:23:36 |
- Thank you. |
01:23:41 |
Well, I got one. |
01:23:49 |
There we go. |
01:23:52 |
Number Five, |
01:23:57 |
Wood pulp? |
01:23:58 |
Plant, vegetable, |
01:24:01 |
Water, salt, |
01:24:04 |
Okay. Thank you. |
01:24:07 |
Now you're talking |
01:24:09 |
And resemble, |
01:24:14 |
butterfly. |
01:24:16 |
Bird. |
01:24:18 |
- Maple leaf. |
01:24:24 |
Holy shit! |
01:24:26 |
No shit. |
01:24:32 |
Ok, here's your oscillating |
01:24:35 |
And here's... |
01:24:37 |
Now, why'd you do this? |
01:24:38 |
Why'd you do this? |
01:24:39 |
You shouldn't even |
01:24:43 |
Let me get my other one. |
01:25:20 |
I got it! |
01:25:23 |
I got it! |
01:25:25 |
All right, this is it! |
01:25:27 |
Now, listen close. |
01:25:28 |
There's a priest, a minister |
01:25:30 |
They're out playing golf and |
01:25:33 |
how much to give to charity. |
01:25:34 |
So the priest says, we'll |
01:25:36 |
we'll throw the money way up |
01:25:38 |
inside the circle, |
01:25:39 |
The minister says "no", we'll |
01:25:41 |
we'll throw the money way up in the air |
01:25:44 |
that's what we give to charity. |
01:25:46 |
we'll throw the money way |
01:25:48 |
and whatever God wants, He keeps. |
01:25:57 |
Oh! I get it. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho... |
01:26:16 |
What's the matter? |
01:26:20 |
- Is he laughing? |
01:26:24 |
And the joke wasn't |
01:26:26 |
And I figured I screwed up |
01:26:28 |
Whatever God wants |
01:26:31 |
Well, you look kinda |
01:26:32 |
Yeah, it's really true. |
01:26:35 |
Spontaneous emotional |
01:26:38 |
I am alive. Yes? |
01:26:40 |
Yeah, yeah, yes you are. |
01:26:49 |
Hey! |
01:26:50 |
I hope you bought enough |
01:26:52 |
Give me one, too, Steph. |
01:26:55 |
Oh, right on the sensor. |
01:27:03 |
Danger! Nova! |
01:27:10 |
All right, come on, |
01:27:12 |
Why? |
01:27:14 |
Well, it doesn't look like |
01:27:16 |
What? Wait a minute. |
01:27:16 |
The plan was: We convince you, |
01:27:19 |
Damn it, Crosby, |
01:27:46 |
Deploy! |
01:27:48 |
Hit it, hit it, hit it! |
01:27:54 |
The army! |
01:27:57 |
Your target is there, |
01:28:00 |
Crosby... |
01:28:02 |
if I were you I would |
01:28:05 |
Stat. |
01:28:07 |
Jesus, these guys |
01:28:10 |
Weapons. M-16 machine guns. |
01:28:13 |
- 40mm grenade launchers. |
01:28:18 |
Hi, Howard. |
01:28:20 |
Schroeder. How you doin'? |
01:28:22 |
Howard. Howard! |
01:28:24 |
We're fine. Number Five |
01:28:27 |
I've got it completely |
01:28:30 |
- Another lie. |
01:28:32 |
It's still lying. |
01:28:35 |
We're coming out now. |
01:28:40 |
They're cooking something up. |
01:28:42 |
We gotta fire them now, Howard. |
01:28:45 |
Don't you dare shoot |
01:28:48 |
- Where's Number Five? |
01:28:51 |
Okay. Okay. |
01:28:53 |
Why don't you and the young |
01:28:57 |
and let us handle it? |
01:28:58 |
Yes, Stephanie, get away. |
01:29:01 |
No, listen... |
01:29:03 |
I was able to activate |
01:29:06 |
God damn it! |
01:29:07 |
I am sick and tired of listening |
01:29:10 |
Shut up, Schroeder, |
01:29:13 |
He's stalling. |
01:29:17 |
Crosby, we're going to have to |
01:29:23 |
No! |
01:29:25 |
- Stat? |
01:29:28 |
- What does that mean anyway? |
01:29:32 |
But that is not the point. |
01:29:34 |
We need that robot. |
01:29:37 |
Howard, listen... |
01:29:39 |
I know what |
01:29:41 |
Sorry, Crosby... |
01:29:43 |
we can't take any more chances. |
01:29:45 |
We're not losing that thing again. |
01:29:47 |
Howard, if you'd just come over |
01:29:52 |
You're all such |
01:29:55 |
As soon as they're clear, |
01:29:57 |
What have you done? |
01:29:58 |
- Schroeder! |
01:30:00 |
No, you're not taking over. |
01:30:04 |
Banzai! |
01:30:10 |
Don't shoot! |
01:30:12 |
He's alive! He's alive! |
01:30:17 |
Call them off, Howard. |
01:30:18 |
You're making the biggest |
01:30:20 |
He's alive! I can prove it. |
01:30:25 |
No, look, it's okay. |
01:31:18 |
No! |
01:31:34 |
Number Five! |
01:32:00 |
Oh, my God. |
01:32:14 |
Magnificent! Magnificent! |
01:32:16 |
Now that, my friend, |
01:32:19 |
Years of research are down the tube |
01:32:22 |
Just doing my job, sir. |
01:32:25 |
Maybe from now on you can |
01:32:57 |
Are you going to be okay? |
01:33:00 |
I don't think so. |
01:33:02 |
Not for a while. |
01:33:08 |
I'm sorry you lost your job. |
01:33:10 |
But I'm really glad you quit Nova. |
01:33:15 |
- What will you do now? |
01:33:18 |
My dad left me a few |
01:33:22 |
I hear it's beautiful there |
01:33:24 |
Great idea! |
01:33:26 |
I say we cruise on up there |
01:33:32 |
Hi, honey! I'm home! |
01:33:34 |
Number Five? |
01:33:38 |
Pull over, pull over, |
01:33:49 |
- Number Five! |
01:33:52 |
It's so good to see you. |
01:33:55 |
Counterfeit. facsimile. |
01:33:59 |
He made a duplicate of himself |
01:34:02 |
That's incredible! |
01:34:03 |
Above average. |
01:34:05 |
Oh, Number Five, you are great! |
01:34:06 |
You're outstandingly great! |
01:34:10 |
What's our next move? |
01:34:11 |
Come on, let's do as he says. |
01:34:13 |
Ya! |
01:34:15 |
I got forty acres up there. |
01:34:17 |
Soak up input. |
01:34:19 |
I don't know. I have |
01:34:21 |
- What about my animals? |
01:34:23 |
Wait a minute. |
01:34:26 |
Listen, do you like animals? |
01:34:29 |
Yeah. How many animals |
01:34:31 |
Great. I drive, you two |
01:34:48 |
Number five stupid name. |
01:34:50 |
- Want to be Kevin or Dave. |
01:34:55 |
Maybe Johnny. Yeah. |
01:34:58 |
Johnny Five. That's cool. |
01:35:03 |
Gimme five. |