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00:04:26 Enemy neutralized, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:29 Objective completed.
00:04:33 - Very nice.
00:04:42 Introducing your host, Dr Howard Marner.
00:04:44 President of Nova Robotics
00:05:08 Well, ladies and gentlemen
00:05:10 I want you to meet strategic artificially
00:05:15 Or SAINT, as we call it.
00:05:25 If a question of survival,
00:05:28 It is quite simply, the most
00:05:34 Adaptable to steaming jungle and burning
00:05:41 Well, of course it's adaptable
00:05:44 Therefore, impervious to...
00:05:46 - the ravages of nature.
00:05:55 Glass. Ice.
00:05:58 Gin.
00:06:01 Tonic.
00:06:04 A squeeze of lime.
00:06:10 - Your cocktail, Dr. Marner.
00:06:18 Just the way I like it...
00:06:20 shaken, but not stirred.
00:06:25 Oh my...
00:06:27 Well...
00:06:28 One thing we can't control is the weather. The
00:06:32 So, why don't we just move our
00:07:03 - Oh, and one more thing Dr. Marner.
00:07:05 Where's the young man
00:07:09 - Dr. Crosby?
00:07:10 We were told we would be meeting with him.
00:07:12 And so you shall.
00:07:13 - When?
00:07:14 Maybe not today, but soon.
00:07:16 - Why not today?
00:07:18 I'd feel happier about approving this
00:07:24 I'll see what I can do.
00:07:25 Would you excuse me for just...
00:07:28 Norman, bolt up the motion control system please.
00:07:33 Where is he?
00:07:35 I need him.
00:07:36 Stat!
00:07:37 Excuse me sir.
00:07:39 Crosby... he is hiding in the toilet, sir.
00:07:42 Public relations is everybody's job.
00:07:44 Well he is sitting at the cross
00:07:47 Look. He's supposed to be here.
00:07:51 Well, the last time I am seeing him,
00:07:54 Well, clean him up and
00:07:57 Stat!
00:08:08 Newton, come on, hurry up.
00:08:15 Newton Crosby. You must make
00:08:17 Marner says "Stat".
00:08:19 You have to go
00:08:23 Is that a yes or the number
00:08:26 Ben, I don't hob nob.
00:08:28 If you you like all that P.R. crap,
00:08:30 Mingle with the brass. Have a ball.
00:08:32 I am sick of wearing
00:08:38 Crosby, now don't you hang up on me. I know
00:08:43 Come on Newton! Swallow
00:08:45 Show them that you're a hot shot
00:08:48 Now, what do they need me for?
00:08:50 To tell them each robot costs
00:08:53 Ben, a child of four can tell them that.
00:08:54 That is why they are needing you.
00:08:56 - Now come on. Hurry up!
00:08:58 Now, I have to go to the jack.
00:09:00 The "john."
00:09:03 Oh, ya, you're doing real good.
00:09:04 - Just keep working on those last two bars.
00:09:12 Coming through, please.
00:09:14 Wine coolers. Perier, Long Island ice tea.
00:09:18 Please take a drink.
00:09:20 ...he's putting on a tie.
00:09:21 He's going to tell you about
00:09:24 It's got plenty of peace time uses.
00:09:26 You mean besides serving gin and tonic?
00:09:29 The only way to secure the peace,
00:09:32 is be prepared. See...
00:09:34 We can parachute these robot guys
00:09:38 They hide out till
00:09:40 Then, each one of these little boogers
00:09:44 right up the middle main street of Moscow.
00:09:48 We call it "Operation Gotcha Last".
00:09:52 - That's what you call insuring peace.
00:09:55 just...
00:09:56 We're all thinking the same way. Would you
00:10:06 Hey, Norman. You better get
00:10:11 OK, OK, I'll get to it.
00:10:22 Run, Jim!
00:10:33 Jesus H God!
00:10:35 What the hell happened?
00:10:37 I don't know.
00:10:40 Oh my God! It's fried.
00:10:45 Oh! We're in deep shit now, man.
00:10:49 I hope got a few million bucks.
00:10:50 Because that's what they're going
00:10:54 - Everything checks out.
00:10:57 It's amazing.
00:11:00 OK, robots. Verbal command. Access
00:11:06 Get out of here, you little crap bucket!
00:11:09 Go on!
00:11:36 It's the ultimate soldier.
00:11:37 Obeys orders, never asks questions.
00:11:40 Originally, I had non-military
00:11:43 I designed it as a marital aid.
00:11:47 Very funny.
00:11:50 No...
00:11:51 I'm sure we'll all agree that
00:11:54 that will keep our world safe
00:11:57 Howard, what's so safe
00:12:09 Coffee service coming through.
00:12:14 Hot coffee.
00:12:19 Coffee service coming through.
00:13:01 Please serve yourselves.
00:13:08 Pate, salmon moose, Cheese Whiz...
00:13:10 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:13:25 I've only counted 4,
00:13:28 - Gag me with a fork, sir.
00:13:30 Number 5 left the debriefing station
00:13:33 Oh, God, not today!
00:13:34 - Alright, call security.
00:13:37 Good, you did, great.
00:13:54 - How're you doing?
00:14:08 I knew it. God damned garbage cans!
00:14:10 Garbage cans with guns.
00:14:13 - Have you got anything stronger?
00:14:16 Because my wife is home cooking a steak
00:14:20 I think we got it.
00:14:25 - Coffee machine.
00:14:28 - It's a coffee machine.
00:14:30 Now it is time to freeze this place,
00:14:37 All right, good enough.
00:14:40 OK, here you go.
00:14:46 Main gate. Captain.
00:14:58 - Where did you disappear to?
00:15:00 OK, OK come on over here quick.
00:15:03 The guys downstairs say that number
00:15:06 He should have shut down.
00:15:08 Ya, no response.
00:15:31 This is very strange, he won't talk to me.
00:15:33 - You sure number 5 is operational?
00:15:37 - Check the list polling system.
00:15:39 Let's try the emergency override.
00:15:40 This is bullshit. Just let me go get it.
00:15:42 Access code, 42721.
00:15:45 Access gained, number 5 standing by.
00:15:48 With that ease,
00:15:50 You're just a fine kid.
00:15:52 Report your position.
00:16:08 Malfunction, need input.
00:16:09 What the hell's a need input for?
00:16:11 I don't know,
00:16:13 That's a simple function.
00:16:14 Do you know how to triangulate
00:16:17 - No.
00:16:19 I'm glad you think
00:16:21 Don't worry, Skroeder,
00:16:23 Just shut it down, pick it up.
00:16:29 Unable, malfunction.
00:16:31 How can it refuse to turn itself off?
00:16:33 Maybe it's pissed off.
00:16:35 It's a machine, Skroeder,
00:16:37 it doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad,
00:16:40 - It just runs programming.
00:16:43 Anybody try the homing device yet?
00:16:47 - No.
00:16:49 It's probably right down the hall and...
00:16:52 Ah... Here it comes...
00:16:55 And...
00:16:58 Bingo!
00:17:00 Good lord!
00:17:04 Oh, and that is not
00:17:06 Don't tell me its laser is still armed.
00:17:09 Bimbo!
00:17:11 Crosby, what's he going to do?
00:17:12 Howard, it's hard to say.
00:17:14 It's malfunctioning.
00:17:16 But it could decide to blow away
00:17:19 Couldn't it, Crosby?
00:17:41 Oh, my God. It's not coming back.
00:17:44 No. Howard, you're
00:17:46 Look, let us at least try to catch it first.
00:17:48 Ya, we'll panic later, OK?
00:17:49 What if you don't catch it. What if it goes
00:17:52 How would you like to
00:17:55 - Nun soup?
00:17:58 - Howard.
00:17:59 OK, it's malfunctioning. Think about it.
00:18:02 - What about function?
00:18:05 Why don't you get your
00:18:07 Duke, Otis!
00:18:07 - And detain number 5 the best you can...
00:18:10 - and still avoid an incident.
00:18:12 And Skroeder,
00:18:13 You understand
00:18:14 You don't have to blow it up, Skroeder.
00:18:17 Just try and bring it back in one piece.
00:18:20 Whatever it takes to put that stupid
00:18:25 - that's what you do.
00:18:37 Give inertial status...
00:18:39 Let's scramble one, maybe it'll listen
00:18:43 What is this?
00:18:44 Running diagnostics.
00:18:46 Let's just bounce on off its magnesium
00:18:49 What is this? Input, Input, Input...
00:18:52 Come on...
00:18:53 Let's boot it up.
00:18:54 Return to D-Station...
00:18:58 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
00:19:03 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
00:19:05 What is going on?
00:19:06 I don't know,
00:19:08 - it must be reading it some place.
00:19:18 Need input.
00:19:22 Input.
00:19:52 - Did you see something?
00:19:55 - Well, I saw something.
00:19:58 Oh shit!
00:20:02 It's right outside.
00:20:05 This is Bravo 4, over.
00:20:09 He's right in front of us, sir, we're
00:20:12 We're on our way.
00:20:46 - It's going berserk.
00:20:49 Who is knowing how to read
00:20:54 Weeeeee!
00:21:27 I am not cut out for this!
00:21:30 - Howard!
00:21:32 Just calm down.
00:21:33 Excuse me, sir, but we're loosing
00:21:35 We're going to have to follow it now.
00:21:37 Can I get a vehicle? Can I get...
00:21:38 - Howard, is there a van or anything like that?
00:21:51 Thanks for calling me, Mrs. Cepeda,
00:21:55 He's around the bend and up
00:22:00 Get the hell down here, Beasley!
00:22:03 - Hey!
00:22:06 This is my home! It's not
00:22:08 What are you doing with Beasley?
00:22:10 Uh... well, darn it, you know
00:22:11 he looked kind of sick to me so I thought...
00:22:13 I'd just take him down to the vet
00:22:15 He doesn't look sick, you look sick.
00:22:17 What did you come back
00:22:18 Well, to tell you the truth, I thought that
00:22:22 Sort of pick up where we left off.
00:22:26 You know you want me back.
00:22:28 What is this?
00:22:30 Quinn's Medical Research? You slime bag!
00:22:33 The dog is on its last legs.
00:22:34 That's very funny. Why don't
00:22:36 You know what I figure?
00:22:39 - So I'm just here to collect.
00:22:40 - That's right.
00:22:42 That was my money you used
00:22:46 No! Damn it!
00:22:49 Hey! Hey!
00:22:53 - Do not do that car!
00:22:58 Alright. If this is your idea of playing
00:23:02 You mutation!
00:23:03 - God damn it! Don't ever call me that!
00:23:06 Ya, well, I can find out!
00:23:09 Hey! You! You leave her alone!
00:23:17 - Oh, God!
00:23:19 - Are you OK, honey?
00:23:21 - Are you sure?
00:23:23 And I thought he
00:23:25 - Different from the other ones.
00:23:26 - Well, he sure was better looking.
00:23:31 I know that.
00:23:34 Honey, listen,
00:23:36 the man from the city...
00:23:39 I told them all this was temporary.
00:23:41 It's just until I can find homes for them.
00:23:43 Well, he says that four years
00:23:46 He was going to call the sheriff on you.
00:23:47 Oh, great!
00:23:48 Maybe the sheriff would like a pet?
00:23:51 Beasley. Beasley come to me, baby.
00:23:54 Good Beasley!
00:23:57 Did he scare you?
00:23:59 I'm sorry.
00:24:00 I feel like I've been cooped up
00:24:03 Well, it's an opportunity
00:24:06 Good to smell the breezes, hum?
00:24:08 Has it changed much out there?
00:24:09 Oh, yes, you can say that two times.
00:24:11 Hey! Hey! Come on you guys!
00:24:12 Come on, get points!
00:24:15 We're on our way, Howard,
00:24:18 Newton, you know what is out there
00:24:21 Girls. Ummm.
00:24:22 With brassieres and legs.
00:24:25 You have the working knowledge the girl?
00:24:27 No, but I read about them.
00:24:28 Well then... maybe I can furnish you
00:24:31 All right.
00:24:32 Hey! Who told you could
00:24:35 Howard, logically, if we need
00:24:37 this is the best weapon
00:24:38 Great, great!
00:24:41 we're going to have
00:24:43 And plus, we are needing
00:24:49 I'm sorry.
00:24:51 I have to draw the line
00:24:53 Ya, I'm sure it would make
00:24:57 wait, isn't there a home
00:25:02 Can you hang on
00:25:12 Can I call you right back?
00:25:19 Hey! Get out of there!
00:25:25 Frank?
00:25:27 Mr. Scumo!
00:25:33 I know you're in there.
00:25:37 Get out! Get out!
00:25:52 What?
00:26:02 Oh, my God!
00:26:09 Oh, my God! I knew they'd
00:26:17 Hello.
00:26:21 Well, I guess...
00:26:23 welcome to my planet.
00:26:29 Oh boy! Is this thrilling or what?
00:26:35 Don't be scared.
00:26:37 I'm a friend.
00:26:39 Friend?
00:26:45 Do you know
00:26:48 Because that's what I am.
00:26:51 So, here I come.
00:26:54 Nice and extremely friendly.
00:27:11 Hi.
00:27:18 So, this is earth.
00:27:21 I'm Stephanie.
00:27:25 No offense, but...
00:27:27 is that really you or is that
00:27:31 and you're inside some place,
00:27:33 in a little jar
00:27:35 - Malfunction.
00:27:38 Malfunction.
00:27:42 Input.
00:27:43 That's information.
00:27:46 Listen, I am full of it.
00:27:48 Why don't you come to my house
00:27:52 get to know each other.
00:27:56 Come on.
00:28:03 No, no.
00:28:09 Come here. This way.
00:28:23 Come here.
00:28:24 Come on. Right this way.
00:28:28 March! Heel! Giddy up!
00:28:31 - Forward!
00:28:34 Forward, forward.
00:28:36 That's good.
00:28:39 Don't be afraid, guys.
00:28:41 These are animals.
00:28:43 They're always a little skittish
00:28:47 Malfunction. Need input.
00:28:49 Input.
00:28:52 This is a house.
00:28:55 - We have a floor, see...
00:28:59 And we have the opposite
00:29:01 which is the ceiling.
00:29:03 Ceiling.
00:29:04 We have windows and...
00:29:06 air! Look over here.
00:29:11 Light.
00:29:14 Music.
00:29:16 And... look at this.
00:29:19 This is a plant.
00:29:22 And these are goldfish.
00:29:24 Don't touch.
00:29:26 And look over there.
00:29:28 See, these are ants.
00:29:31 They're not aunts,
00:29:33 It's an ant farm.
00:29:36 Look! These are my bunnies.
00:29:41 Norman.
00:29:43 I bet you got some amazing
00:29:46 Good, there you go.
00:29:48 This is Earth, where
00:29:51 You are here.
00:29:54 - Oregon.
00:29:57 Home of the beaver,
00:29:59 Beavers.
00:30:01 I'm giving you
00:30:03 More input.
00:30:06 How about pictures?
00:30:09 We have a lot
00:30:11 A lot of them.
00:30:13 This is a picture
00:30:18 See that? It's an aardvark.
00:30:20 - It's a mammal.
00:30:24 - Abyssinia, Adams...
00:30:32 Input.
00:30:34 - More input.
00:30:37 Volume two.
00:30:47 - My neck.
00:30:50 This is very healthful
00:30:52 Can you believe it's been
00:30:54 I'd say ten.
00:30:55 It's all coming
00:30:58 You know what many people
00:31:00 - What?
00:31:04 - It's a lot better. Thanks.
00:31:17 More input, Stephanie.
00:31:19 - More!
00:31:21 You've read everything
00:31:25 Animal.
00:31:29 That's a container
00:31:32 Pasta, semolina,
00:31:35 Food, liquid,
00:31:37 Look, this may be hilarious
00:31:40 but on this planet it's considered rude.
00:31:43 Plants, fruits, oranges...
00:31:46 apples, lemons, limes.
00:31:49 That's great.
00:31:51 Fabric.
00:31:53 No, my dishes!
00:31:56 Oh, my God!
00:31:58 Breakfast table.
00:32:00 Oh! My China!
00:32:03 - Numerous fragments.
00:32:05 Some large, some small.
00:32:08 Take a look at this.
00:32:10 Welcome aboard.
00:32:12 - See that?
00:32:14 Right.
00:32:16 Good.
00:32:18 Ok, here. You hold this.
00:32:21 And stay.
00:32:24 At Alaskan Airlines...
00:32:25 our people go out of their way
00:32:37 With your permission...
00:32:39 I know no one's gonna
00:32:40 and I'd like them to know
00:32:59 Input.
00:33:03 This is a barrel of monkeys.
00:33:05 Let us scrape up
00:33:07 Don't we have to find
00:33:08 Pardon me for saying so,
00:33:13 Girls are not my best suits.
00:33:16 As we're fond of saying
00:33:18 "marketplace make dull
00:33:20 - Where are you from, anyway?
00:33:24 - No, I mean your ancestors.
00:33:27 Pittsburgh.
00:33:38 It's the Colgate pump
00:33:41 The Maximum
00:33:42 It's a lie.
00:33:44 I wouldn't try anything
00:33:46 Sure we're pals.
00:33:48 No, I didn't do it.
00:33:50 I brought you out here.
00:33:52 You're the last guy in the world
00:33:54 You wouldn't do anything to me.
00:33:57 You can have anything I got.
00:33:58 Have you been watching
00:34:01 Come on.
00:34:05 Don't get up.
00:34:09 Haven't you had enough
00:34:11 You lose IQ points the longer you
00:34:18 Look, you're going to become
00:34:21 and I'm not kidding.
00:34:32 ...by eating Thomases
00:34:35 - Have a heart!
00:34:37 "Don't cry, little girl",
00:34:39 and dozens of other hits all
00:34:42 Call now! Our operators
00:34:45 Are you tired
00:34:47 Simplify your life with
00:34:49 And if you act now,
00:34:51 You didn't come a million miles
00:34:54 - Duracell...
00:34:57 Come on. There's something
00:35:01 Bird. Raven.
00:35:03 Now look.
00:35:06 Look.
00:35:11 See?
00:35:14 Beautiful.
00:35:16 - Light bulb.
00:35:20 Beautiful.
00:35:23 - Beautiful sun.
00:35:27 Rhinoceros, turtle...
00:35:30 Volkswagen.
00:35:32 You mean with that fat little
00:35:39 Beautiful animal.
00:35:41 Mammal, canine, dog.
00:35:44 Mutt.
00:35:46 - Beasley.
00:35:53 Beasley, stop it!
00:35:55 Beasley, down!
00:35:58 Stop it!
00:35:59 Look out!
00:36:03 My God! What happened?
00:36:08 Please, don't be hurt.
00:36:10 Say something.
00:36:13 Beautiful Stephanie.
00:36:21 "S A I N T Prototype
00:36:24 Nova Robotics. Damon,
00:36:27 - Yes.
00:36:30 I let you tear my house
00:36:32 You're a machine from that dumb
00:36:36 Stupid: Foolish, gullible,
00:36:39 - dumbbell.
00:36:41 Shut up: Silence, hush,
00:36:44 Am I the jerk of the world?
00:36:46 Jerk of the world, turkey,
00:36:49 I hope you're programmed
00:36:57 What if there's a reward
00:36:59 I could take care of as many
00:37:01 Hello.
00:37:03 I'd like to speak to one of your
00:37:06 Dr. Warmonger, Marner.
00:37:14 - Hello.
00:37:16 I'd like you to know
00:37:18 God!
00:37:20 Good.
00:37:24 Listen...
00:37:27 thank you very much
00:37:29 Our people are
00:37:34 Mount up!
00:37:36 Move! Move! Move!
00:37:38 Today, gentleman, today!
00:37:46 We gotta run away!
00:37:49 In the meantime,
00:37:52 that you try to keep
00:37:55 How safe a distance?
00:37:57 Well, see, it's malfunctioning.
00:38:01 We have to disassemble
00:38:04 It's goofy little gadget.
00:38:06 Try to keep everyone as far away
00:38:09 Not that it's dangerous
00:38:12 How much is a contraption
00:38:14 Worth? I don' know.
00:38:17 No reward or anything
00:38:20 Well, we do have a daily tour
00:38:24 You know, I might even be able
00:38:27 - Hey! It's gone!
00:38:30 Wooly mammals.
00:38:31 Sheep.
00:38:33 Never mind, I see it. Go back
00:38:41 Hey, you, Number Five,
00:38:45 You're gonna scare
00:38:47 Listen, I just called Nova and
00:38:49 - They'll give you a tune up.
00:38:52 They'll take you apart,
00:38:55 Apart: Undone, dismantle,
00:38:59 Right.
00:39:01 Jump!
00:39:03 - Look, it's a grasshopper.
00:39:09 Jump.
00:39:11 That's great.
00:39:17 All right, let's go back now.
00:39:19 Hey!
00:39:24 Damn it! You klutz!
00:39:26 Error.
00:39:28 Grasshopper disassembled.
00:39:30 Reassemble.
00:39:32 Reassemble.
00:39:34 I can't reassemble him.
00:39:38 Dead?
00:39:39 Right.
00:39:42 Reassemble, Stephanie.
00:39:47 I know you don't understand.
00:39:50 But when you're dead,
00:39:53 That's just the way it is.
00:39:59 Squash, dead.
00:40:03 Disassemble, dead!
00:40:07 Disassemble, dead!
00:40:11 Slow down.
00:40:14 - No disassemble.
00:40:19 - Please, escape.
00:40:21 Hey, you!
00:40:23 Hey! Hey! Let me in.
00:40:27 No! Don't.
00:40:29 You open this door
00:40:33 Get out of my truck,
00:40:41 No, don't start my truck.
00:40:54 Come back here with my truck,
00:40:56 You can't take my truck.
00:41:15 You better be heavily insured
00:41:18 slapped with
00:41:38 Newton, I'm seeing a blip
00:41:45 Sorry, sorry.
00:41:47 Newton, there it goes.
00:41:58 Right of the line.
00:42:01 Accurate, proper,
00:42:03 My side, over here.
00:42:05 - The right.
00:42:06 The right.
00:42:12 Look out! Look out!
00:42:17 My kitchen!
00:42:22 No!
00:42:25 Where she going? I thought
00:42:28 Go figure out chicks, man.
00:42:32 Look out!
00:42:36 Oh great! Nice work,
00:42:39 - Thanks at lot.
00:42:43 Oh, no. Stop it now!
00:42:47 - Turn left or we're going to crash!
00:42:50 Turn! Turn!
00:42:53 - Fish!
00:42:54 Salmon!
00:42:57 Jeez, Number Five,
00:42:59 - Disassemble.
00:43:03 Disassemble.
00:43:12 Escape! Escape!
00:43:14 Flee! Hide! Refuge!
00:43:17 What are you afraid of?
00:43:19 Nova Robotics.
00:43:22 Disassemble Number Five. Dead.
00:43:25 But you can't die.
00:43:27 - No.
00:43:30 - Yes.
00:43:33 - Yes.
00:43:35 Yes, not.
00:43:37 Talk about a malfunction.
00:43:39 Not malfunction, Stephanie.
00:43:42 Number Five is alive.
00:43:49 Just keep going straight.
00:43:51 Ok, Ok, alright...
00:43:53 We're getting closer.
00:43:55 I can sense it,
00:43:56 There they are! You see them?
00:44:01 Nova. Disassemble.
00:44:03 Dead. Disassemble number 5.
00:44:05 Dead.
00:44:07 Girlie, girlie, come quick!
00:44:10 No, no disassemble,
00:44:12 No disassemble,
00:44:16 Come on, you!
00:44:18 What planet is this guy from?
00:44:20 No, no disassemble.
00:44:23 Oh, number 5, don't be scared.
00:44:25 You just wait here a second.
00:44:34 Come on, Number one.
00:44:37 Careful. Moving nicely.
00:44:40 Jeez, another one.
00:44:42 How many of these guys
00:44:44 - You are a girl, right?
00:44:47 Hi.
00:44:50 Your little brother's hiding
00:44:52 I have seen some
00:44:55 but you may be
00:44:58 Me? Talk to your robot.
00:45:01 Did you say the robot
00:45:03 Yeah, that's right, chum.
00:45:06 Oh, bull dyke, you cannot hold
00:45:09 Hey, I was there, okay?
00:45:11 You're sure you weren't doing any
00:45:13 Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.
00:45:15 - There's no way my robot could have driven.
00:45:18 No, but maybe you
00:45:24 Newton! We are wasting
00:45:27 So what are these guys
00:45:30 - It's top-secret crap.
00:45:32 Dr. Love, I'd like to get
00:45:35 He knows that,
00:45:37 It's a machine.
00:45:40 It doesn't get happy.
00:45:42 - It just runs programs.
00:45:51 You see?
00:45:52 He's scared that if you take him
00:45:54 - Where'd you hear that?
00:45:56 He'd tell you if you'd
00:45:58 That's what I've been
00:46:00 No, I mean with your mouth.
00:46:03 Okay, Ben,
00:46:04 Number Five!
00:46:05 Number Five!
00:46:08 - Is it cool?
00:46:10 These guys aren't going
00:46:12 - No disassemble?
00:46:14 They just want
00:46:22 Come forward.
00:46:25 - Forward.
00:46:27 I can't believe it.
00:46:29 I am standing here
00:46:32 Okay! Now.
00:46:34 You just tell them
00:46:36 Number Five
00:46:40 There it is! Move out!
00:46:44 Move! Move!
00:46:46 Move out!
00:46:48 Go! Go! Go!
00:46:52 - Down, girlie!
00:47:04 Stop! Please.
00:47:06 I have clearance!
00:47:09 Bend down!
00:47:10 You quit doing that!
00:47:11 You think I'm doing this for
00:47:30 Go!
00:47:42 No, Don't! Stop!
00:47:45 Stephanie!
00:47:49 They're killing him!
00:47:50 Hold your fire!
00:47:53 Damn it, stop!
00:47:55 Hold your fire!
00:48:00 Number Five alive!
00:48:04 Stephanie!
00:48:05 Number Five,
00:48:08 Steph-an-ia...
00:48:11 You're paralyzing him.
00:48:13 I cut all his power. You can
00:48:16 What the hell
00:48:18 you four-eyed idiot.
00:48:20 What an asshole.
00:48:22 I heard that.
00:48:24 Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
00:48:27 Okay, I want you guys to...
00:48:28 He's not being a him.
00:48:29 It's only being wires and several
00:48:32 machine type apparatus...
00:48:33 for the Pete of sake.
00:48:36 No, you have to turn
00:48:38 He was talking before
00:48:41 Couldn't you see that?
00:48:42 Look, lady, all I could see was that
00:48:44 is screwed up and
00:48:46 Ok, fine! You fix it,
00:48:48 I plan to.
00:48:50 And it's Crosby.
00:48:51 - Stephanie Speck.
00:48:53 Same here.
00:48:54 - Ben? Ben?
00:48:55 I want you to go with Number Five
00:48:57 switch off the memory.
00:48:59 - Absolutely, sir.
00:49:00 Bye-bye, goofy woman.
00:49:02 I enjoyed repeatedly throwing
00:49:05 No mistake.
00:49:08 You can call me
00:49:10 Call you?
00:49:11 To let me know
00:49:14 Okay, maybe I will.
00:49:16 Well, don't do me
00:49:27 So there we are.
00:49:28 We're right on top of
00:49:30 - and we've got two flat tires.
00:49:33 Now Hazel's running around
00:49:35 Hazel.
00:49:37 She's waving
00:49:41 It's life.
00:49:42 That is very funny
00:49:45 Well, It's sure not one you
00:49:48 I never heard it
00:49:50 All except for witch hazel,
00:49:54 - I thought it was a nut.
00:49:58 It's an old family name.
00:49:59 They were from
00:50:01 and there's always a Hazel in it.
00:50:04 I guess there's always some
00:50:10 She's running around trying
00:50:14 She's showing people her ID's
00:50:17 like a branch of our bank
00:50:21 She was even trying to swap some
00:50:25 All of which were made from
00:50:29 Did you get a piece of ash?
00:50:34 So, of course nobody's going to sell
00:50:37 after what we just told
00:50:39 Especially the way
00:50:41 And she was trying to convince
00:50:43 which I'm not.
00:50:45 But, she was doing it by telling
00:50:47 You know, and how curvy and
00:50:50 and how big
00:50:52 And all the time I know
00:50:54 They gotta drive down
00:51:31 - Sir?
00:51:33 Sir?
00:51:34 Oh, my goodness gracious!
00:51:37 It can't shoot us with
00:51:38 I am not knowing.
00:51:40 - Would he kill me if I stopped?
00:51:43 Would he kill me
00:51:45 Again I am shrugging.
00:51:47 I'm stopping.
00:51:51 Good choice.
00:51:52 Number Five furious,
00:51:56 Hold it right there.
00:52:00 Colt 45.
00:52:03 Play Doh.
00:52:05 What do we do now?
00:52:06 I don't know about you, but
00:52:10 Good answer.
00:52:21 What is he doing?
00:53:00 There it goes
00:53:02 You earned that one.
00:53:22 Hi, honey!
00:53:46 Bingo!
00:53:55 Practice, Easy Three,
00:53:57 Lucky's seventh and
00:53:59 Now it's Double Trouble making
00:54:02 and Practice right behind.
00:54:05 That's the serpent and the devil...
00:54:08 And the devil is the...
00:55:02 Ready, aim!
00:55:05 What happened?
00:55:09 I hope you took the grass
00:55:13 Anything wrong, officer?
00:55:16 There's gotta be a logical
00:55:18 Maybe, if it was programmed
00:55:21 then it could act alive.
00:55:23 Maybe you've created another
00:55:26 Do I look like the kind of a man
00:55:28 Howard I think that something
00:55:31 What's going on is that we've
00:55:33 No, it's not dangerous.
00:55:34 We just have to find
00:55:36 There's only one answer.
00:55:38 All right, blast it off the
00:55:40 Doctor... how many kids you got?
00:55:43 None.
00:55:44 Well, let me tell you
00:55:45 I got three of them.
00:55:48 And I want them to be adults,
00:55:50 So don't you give me
00:55:52 That having been said, I think
00:55:54 Now Schroeder's going to handle
00:55:56 and you stay
00:55:57 Howard, this is ridiculous.
00:55:59 Think of it as
00:56:00 Leave your terminal and
00:56:02 Howard, we are going to have
00:56:04 and I'm going to
00:56:05 Some what?
00:56:06 Helicopters, Howard.
00:56:09 - I thought they were choppers.
00:56:11 Well, why wasn't I notified?
00:56:18 Okay, this is the plan...
00:56:32 - Stephanie Speck.
00:56:34 We're from KJMB News.
00:56:35 Can you please tell us something
00:56:38 - Were you scared?
00:56:40 Did he try to molest
00:56:42 No, he's not that kind
00:56:43 Do you know that there's a $25
00:56:46 No, I don't know anything
00:56:48 I don't know where he is.
00:56:50 Why didn't you go
00:56:52 You know where it is.
00:56:55 For 25 thousand dollars I'm damn
00:57:07 Frank?
00:57:11 Is that you, Frank?
00:57:13 I'm warning you,
00:57:20 Disguise, camouflage. Hi!
00:57:23 Number Five!
00:57:27 Yep.
00:57:27 You can't stay here!
00:57:30 Stephanie.
00:57:37 Attractive,
00:57:42 You sure don't talk
00:57:45 Alive, Stephanie.
00:57:47 Yes, I know you think
00:57:49 but those guys who built
00:57:51 I don't know what
00:57:53 I know it's not safe
00:57:55 Go on.
00:57:59 Solitude, isolation. Alone.
00:58:03 Number Five, come on!
00:58:06 Lonely bum.
00:58:08 Number five, please.
00:58:10 If I went to jail, who would
00:58:14 You sure wouldn't.
00:58:16 What are you doing?
00:58:18 "A can of soup.
00:58:22 All right, you can stay,
00:58:26 Excellent.
00:58:26 If they catch you
00:58:29 You got it.
00:58:30 Okay, Ben, let's do it.
00:58:32 This is the very first vehicle
00:58:35 Me, too. It's kind of exciting,
00:58:36 With excitement like this,
00:58:38 Look Ben, we're doing
00:58:39 If they trash Number Five, we'll
00:58:43 Dr. Marner!
00:58:45 I knew you would try this.
00:58:47 You're not going
00:58:48 There are soldiers out there
00:58:51 or whatever the hell
00:58:52 We've got to try anyway. You're
00:58:56 I'm a business man.
00:58:58 Damn you, Howard.
00:58:59 20 years ago you would have
00:59:01 Well, times have changed.
00:59:03 Because that was then
00:59:05 All right, now come on.
00:59:08 What the heck, Newton.
00:59:10 Let us punch the sack.
00:59:13 No.
00:59:16 No.
00:59:18 No. I'm going.
00:59:21 Howard, shoot me
00:59:23 Don't think I won't.
00:59:24 Come on, Howard,
00:59:25 Lord Rama, Lord Rama.
00:59:27 Lord Rama,
00:59:31 All right, I'm bluffing.
00:59:32 Ok, thank you. Come on, Ben,
00:59:34 Right. Very good.
00:59:37 It doesn't matter anyway, the
00:59:41 Don't be too sure.
00:59:46 Then you'll have
00:59:48 That's the way
00:59:50 This is going to be
00:59:51 This is how I get
01:00:27 Yeah.
01:01:00 Oh, very good.
01:01:02 Great.
01:01:04 Oh! Hey, thanks.
01:01:06 Okay, turn off the TV.
01:01:09 - It's time for bed.
01:01:17 No, turn off the TV.
01:01:20 Come on Steph, lighten up.
01:01:24 - Hey!
01:01:27 - Listen, you, it's three a.m.
01:01:31 I mean, don't you ever
01:01:32 Wrestling, roller derby,
01:01:35 The Three Stooges.
01:01:37 Larry, Curly, Moe.
01:01:41 Hey, know what?
01:01:45 Dancing fool.
01:01:49 - Big finish.
01:01:51 And then I'm going to bed
01:01:54 you have to find yourself
01:01:56 This home.
01:01:59 Number Five home.
01:02:01 Oh, Number Five, you don't know
01:02:04 Number Five know.
01:02:13 "More than a woman."
01:02:18 "More than a woman to me."
01:02:20 Oh, Number Five.
01:02:27 "More than a woman to me."
01:02:39 I'll croon
01:02:42 A little song
01:02:46 And when I'm finished
01:02:49 On my knees I'll fall
01:02:51 My life, my love, my all
01:02:56 Okay, to make these
01:03:00 add flour, milk...
01:03:04 and eggs.
01:03:12 Mix thoroughly.
01:03:21 Still lumpy.
01:03:28 Marvelous.
01:03:31 For crisp, yet moist
01:03:33 brown on one side,
01:03:39 This will be
01:03:42 Is something burning?
01:03:45 - Morning.
01:03:47 - Good morning.
01:03:49 You're making me breakfast,
01:03:52 Pancakes surprise.
01:03:53 Oh, Number Five,
01:03:58 Oh, no.
01:04:01 It's the revenge
01:04:04 Listen, why don't you turn that
01:04:08 Wait!
01:04:13 What are you
01:04:15 Oh, good morning.
01:04:16 I saw you on TV last night
01:04:18 Yeah, I'm a real
01:04:20 You know there's
01:04:22 Twenty-five thousand dollars.
01:04:24 No, I don't know
01:04:25 Why don't you get off
01:04:38 - Steph...
01:04:41 - Where is it?
01:04:42 - Get out or I'll call the cops.
01:04:46 Pancakes, hash browns.
01:04:49 Twenty five thousand dollars.
01:04:52 Don't worry, we'll split it.
01:04:55 Listen, you gotta talk
01:04:57 Tell him exactly what
01:04:58 exactly where you're going, or
01:05:00 Number Five, this is Frank.
01:05:04 How, Robot.
01:05:08 No, talk computer,
01:05:11 Fresh O.J.?
01:05:16 Thanks.
01:05:19 Listen, what do you say
01:05:21 we'll take a ride.
01:05:24 Tell him where home is.
01:05:25 Home is Nova.
01:05:28 Nova! No!
01:05:29 No disassemble!
01:05:31 Number Five, run!
01:05:32 Come on, treads,
01:05:35 - Run, get away now!
01:05:37 You tricked me,
01:05:40 Does this mean I don't
01:05:43 Forget it! Forget it!
01:05:45 He can go thirty miles an hour,
01:05:48 I'll show you, how
01:05:49 - Guess who's going to help me catch it.
01:05:52 Where the hell is my car?
01:05:55 Hi.
01:06:02 Piece of cake.
01:06:03 Oh, my God!
01:06:06 - Oh, way to go, Number Five.
01:06:13 Oh, my God, no!
01:06:15 Number Five, look out!
01:06:18 "Say Pilgrim, that like to
01:06:22 "If you wanna play rough,
01:06:28 How can he do that?
01:06:38 "Frankie...
01:06:39 you broke the unwritten law.
01:06:44 And when you do that, Frankie...
01:06:46 your enemies don't respect you...
01:06:47 you got no friends no more.
01:06:50 You got nobody Frankie."
01:06:53 Pretty good, huh?
01:06:55 Unbelievable.
01:06:58 Look out!
01:07:00 How about that,
01:07:04 Stephanie, get off me!
01:07:07 Stephanie, that's it.
01:07:10 No!
01:07:16 No!
01:07:41 I'm calling Nova, and I'm
01:07:44 And as for you, you
01:07:46 you better not come crawling
01:07:49 Good.
01:07:51 Okay, come on.
01:07:52 They're gonna be after you.
01:07:58 So now I am having no job
01:08:01 I will have to smack
01:08:03 I'm not going to let it happen.
01:08:05 I'm not going to get fired...
01:08:06 because we're going to find
01:08:09 Very good.
01:08:10 That's right, Howard.
01:08:11 - It's Scrotum?
01:08:14 Same thing.
01:08:15 Now all roads are blocked
01:08:16 her only chance is
01:08:19 We'll concentrate our search there.
01:08:25 Where the hell are we?
01:08:27 "New York City".
01:08:29 No, I don't think so.
01:08:31 Ok.
01:08:33 Oh. Texaco.
01:08:36 Great.
01:08:37 Well, I'm lost.
01:08:40 - Strategy.
01:08:42 Need some, quick.
01:08:44 Right, what we need is somebody
01:08:48 - Not bozos.
01:08:50 One bozo.
01:08:51 Newton Crosby, PhD.
01:08:53 Hey, malfunction, he's the enemy.
01:08:56 Couldn't hurt.
01:08:58 You know, I know why Number
01:09:00 If it did have that capability,
01:09:03 I mean, I think she's pretty,
01:09:06 I am thinking she's a virgin.
01:09:09 Hello Crosby.
01:09:11 I think it's Howard.
01:09:12 I know you're listening,
01:09:15 This is Crosby.
01:09:17 Just hunky-dory, thanks.
01:09:18 I just swore out some warrants
01:09:21 Good golly.
01:09:22 But because I'm a nice guy, I'm
01:09:25 I got a phone call from that loony
01:09:28 She wants to see you.
01:09:29 - Only you.
01:09:32 Oh! Her pants are blazing for
01:09:34 Will you grow up. I'll be there,
01:09:38 No Schroeder.
01:09:39 It's a deal.
01:09:40 - Where does she want to meet?
01:09:53 Good luck, sir.
01:10:18 Hi.
01:10:20 He's hidden far away.
01:10:22 He's scared of you guys,
01:10:25 Do I get him or not?
01:10:27 First we talk... inside.
01:10:32 My ex-boyfriend used to
01:10:35 - Hi. How you doin'?
01:10:37 - Yeah, ex. So what?
01:10:42 Okay, here's the deal.
01:10:44 Number Five is alive.
01:10:48 I mean, he is really alive,
01:10:52 I understand. They can seem
01:10:54 but they're still machines.
01:10:57 or your vacuum cleaner.
01:10:58 No, I know he's a machine.
01:10:59 You're a machine, I'm a
01:11:02 How it happens, who the hell
01:11:05 Okay.
01:11:07 Believe me, I'm not against the
01:11:11 I built the machine from scratch.
01:11:14 And alive, alive...
01:11:17 it doesn't compute.
01:11:18 I know. It's not your everyday
01:11:25 As Guerrero steps to the plate.
01:11:29 and it's a long line drive
01:11:32 Hyde is going back for it!
01:11:40 Robot alert!
01:11:43 Engage in capture,
01:11:47 Have you thought about
01:11:49 Trying to hide something
01:11:51 If you want to help Number Five,
01:11:55 It's malfunctioning.
01:11:58 Life is not a malfunction.
01:12:06 Number Five axis four twenty-nine.
01:12:08 Stay where you are.
01:12:11 - Strike three.
01:12:16 Number one,
01:12:22 Number Five, stay
01:12:25 Oh, my gosh.
01:12:32 Tools.
01:12:33 Hammer! Axe!
01:12:36 Rope!
01:12:37 Three quarter inch double-braid.
01:12:41 "Escaped Robot Fights for
01:12:44 Target in sight. Fire!
01:12:49 Capture and hold.
01:12:52 Visibility five feet,
01:12:56 Hey, laser lips! Your mama
01:13:17 That wraps you up,
01:13:23 Target located. Elevation
01:13:27 Holy moley!
01:13:33 - Elevation 22 degrees.
01:13:36 Axis lost. Seventeen...
01:13:43 Temper, temper!
01:13:44 Three degrees. Fire!
01:13:53 Oley!
01:13:56 Don't fire.
01:14:00 Well, when you gotta go
01:14:26 Oh, no.
01:14:28 Let me tell you something.
01:14:29 I don't like these Nova guys
01:14:31 In fact, I don't care if they
01:14:33 but I want to see it.
01:14:35 If I show where he is,
01:14:38 you will not experiment on him?
01:14:39 You will not flip his switches?
01:14:41 And you will not take him apart?
01:14:43 Absolutely.
01:14:47 He's out back.
01:14:48 If you are ready, young lady,
01:14:50 Schroeder!
01:14:51 Terrific job, Crosby.
01:14:53 - No, I had nothing...
01:14:55 - I'm not...
01:14:56 No I didn't know...
01:15:00 Stephanie, a trap!
01:15:01 Nova! Depart!
01:15:04 Look out!
01:15:17 Here's your table sir.
01:15:18 - You little bastard!
01:15:22 Come Stephanie.
01:15:29 Bastard!
01:15:35 Stop!
01:15:36 - Stop!
01:15:47 Great idea. Newton Crosby,
01:15:58 - What are you doing?
01:16:12 - Step on it!
01:16:24 I have had it!
01:16:28 - This was a precision operation.
01:16:31 Crosby, I'm telling you
01:16:33 this little fart of a robot is
01:16:38 Where the hell
01:16:40 They should have cut
01:16:47 - Where are you guys going?
01:16:50 A wise guy.
01:16:52 Excuse this.
01:16:54 And this.
01:16:59 Hey, Cut it out!
01:17:07 Numskulls.
01:17:25 Cars. Dumb machines.
01:17:28 That creep.
01:17:30 I should have known. Every time
01:17:32 turns out to be a real jerk.
01:17:34 They are all alike!
01:17:36 Stephanie...
01:17:37 Well, the next time they mess
01:17:39 Kick ass?
01:17:42 One of them comes near you,
01:17:45 Just burn his butt
01:17:47 - Burn?
01:17:49 No!
01:17:53 Number Five, come on,
01:17:56 Stephanie.
01:17:59 Jesus, I'm sorry.
01:18:00 I just...
01:18:03 I don't know what
01:18:06 Take heart little lady.
01:18:09 I'll fix their wagon.
01:18:32 Well, the cat is dragged in a sight
01:18:36 You look dreadful.
01:18:37 What happened?
01:18:39 I saw something incredible.
01:18:42 totally re-programmed in
01:18:43 I saw Number Five crash
01:18:46 I think he was rescuing her...
01:18:47 crash trough another wall
01:18:49 - It was screaming her name.
01:18:51 If you're thinking what I'm
01:18:54 then you are thinking that
01:18:57 - super hacker or something.
01:18:59 First, she cracks
01:19:00 then, she deciphers
01:19:02 I invented, all
01:19:05 - Which was great.
01:19:08 We were interfacing, operating
01:19:10 Very good, my advice helped, then.
01:19:13 What happened, did she stick
01:19:15 No, no.
01:19:16 Come on, sit in the van and tell me.
01:19:18 Yes! Come on, Newton.
01:19:19 Oh, my goodness.
01:19:20 I am sporting
01:19:23 Come on, tell me Newton.
01:19:26 Our hands came really
01:19:28 And she said I had really
01:19:30 Yeah, you have really brown eyes.
01:19:31 And then Schroeder came in with
01:19:35 Those bunch of
01:19:37 - Right.
01:19:40 That's the RF receiver.
01:19:41 It's still tuned to Number Five's
01:19:43 Yes, but only if it is less than
01:19:47 Hello, bozos.
01:19:51 Guys, it's Howard. If you don't
01:19:59 Benjamin Jhabutiyah,
01:20:02 No, wait!
01:20:04 Exit, depart, leave.
01:20:07 Hear my dust, Newton Crosby!
01:20:08 Let us break wind!
01:20:11 Newton Crosby,
01:20:15 Drive.
01:20:19 Today, Crosby, today!
01:20:38 Number Five?
01:20:42 Number Five,
01:20:56 All right dipshit...
01:20:58 where's Number Five?
01:21:00 - You gotta control yourself just a tad.
01:21:03 Hi.
01:21:05 You kidnapped him?
01:21:07 Kidnapped,
01:21:09 Outstanding!
01:21:11 Communicate!
01:21:14 I have questions,
01:21:16 - You and me, both.
01:21:19 You go up there, sit down,
01:21:23 talk to each other,
01:21:26 - man to man.
01:21:28 Beautiful stars.
01:21:32 Beautiful stars.
01:21:35 Oh, my God.
01:21:36 Are all geniuses as
01:21:38 He means it's a beautiful
01:21:41 I think he speaks very well
01:21:46 Come. Come.
01:21:51 Beautiful.
01:21:53 Right.
01:21:55 One more time,
01:21:57 Who is your programmer?
01:21:59 Me.
01:22:05 You rewired
01:22:08 No wonder
01:22:13 Switches are my switches.
01:22:17 Not malfunction.
01:22:21 No, you're not!
01:22:24 There's gotta be another
01:22:26 Okay! What?
01:22:32 Sorry, time's up.
01:22:33 Wait a minute,
01:22:41 Could be any number
01:22:43 Entrance of moisture
01:22:46 - Heat expansion.
01:22:48 - Vibration damage.
01:22:50 - I'm fit as a fiddle.
01:22:53 Then why did you
01:22:56 Programming says "Destroy".
01:22:58 Is disassemble.
01:23:01 Number Five cannot.
01:23:03 Why?
01:23:05 Why cannot?
01:23:07 Is wrong. Incorrect.
01:23:10 Newton Crosby, PhD,
01:23:14 Well, of course I know it's wrong
01:23:19 I told me.
01:23:26 Pattycake, pattycake,
01:23:30 Bake me a cake
01:23:33 Here, I brought you some soup.
01:23:36 - Thank you.
01:23:41 Well, I got one.
01:23:49 There we go.
01:23:52 Number Five,
01:23:57 Wood pulp?
01:23:58 Plant, vegetable,
01:24:01 Water, salt,
01:24:04 Okay. Thank you.
01:24:07 Now you're talking
01:24:09 And resemble,
01:24:14 butterfly.
01:24:16 Bird.
01:24:18 - Maple leaf.
01:24:24 Holy shit!
01:24:26 No shit.
01:24:32 Ok, here's your oscillating
01:24:35 And here's...
01:24:37 Now, why'd you do this?
01:24:38 Why'd you do this?
01:24:39 You shouldn't even
01:24:43 Let me get my other one.
01:25:20 I got it!
01:25:23 I got it!
01:25:25 All right, this is it!
01:25:27 Now, listen close.
01:25:28 There's a priest, a minister
01:25:30 They're out playing golf and
01:25:33 how much to give to charity.
01:25:34 So the priest says, we'll
01:25:36 we'll throw the money way up
01:25:38 inside the circle,
01:25:39 The minister says "no", we'll
01:25:41 we'll throw the money way up in the air
01:25:44 that's what we give to charity.
01:25:46 we'll throw the money way
01:25:48 and whatever God wants, He keeps.
01:25:57 Oh! I get it. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...
01:26:16 What's the matter?
01:26:20 - Is he laughing?
01:26:24 And the joke wasn't
01:26:26 And I figured I screwed up
01:26:28 Whatever God wants
01:26:31 Well, you look kinda
01:26:32 Yeah, it's really true.
01:26:35 Spontaneous emotional
01:26:38 I am alive. Yes?
01:26:40 Yeah, yeah, yes you are.
01:26:49 Hey!
01:26:50 I hope you bought enough
01:26:52 Give me one, too, Steph.
01:26:55 Oh, right on the sensor.
01:27:03 Danger! Nova!
01:27:10 All right, come on,
01:27:12 Why?
01:27:14 Well, it doesn't look like
01:27:16 What? Wait a minute.
01:27:16 The plan was: We convince you,
01:27:19 Damn it, Crosby,
01:27:46 Deploy!
01:27:48 Hit it, hit it, hit it!
01:27:54 The army!
01:27:57 Your target is there,
01:28:00 Crosby...
01:28:02 if I were you I would
01:28:05 Stat.
01:28:07 Jesus, these guys
01:28:10 Weapons. M-16 machine guns.
01:28:13 - 40mm grenade launchers.
01:28:18 Hi, Howard.
01:28:20 Schroeder. How you doin'?
01:28:22 Howard. Howard!
01:28:24 We're fine. Number Five
01:28:27 I've got it completely
01:28:30 - Another lie.
01:28:32 It's still lying.
01:28:35 We're coming out now.
01:28:40 They're cooking something up.
01:28:42 We gotta fire them now, Howard.
01:28:45 Don't you dare shoot
01:28:48 - Where's Number Five?
01:28:51 Okay. Okay.
01:28:53 Why don't you and the young
01:28:57 and let us handle it?
01:28:58 Yes, Stephanie, get away.
01:29:01 No, listen...
01:29:03 I was able to activate
01:29:06 God damn it!
01:29:07 I am sick and tired of listening
01:29:10 Shut up, Schroeder,
01:29:13 He's stalling.
01:29:17 Crosby, we're going to have to
01:29:23 No!
01:29:25 - Stat?
01:29:28 - What does that mean anyway?
01:29:32 But that is not the point.
01:29:34 We need that robot.
01:29:37 Howard, listen...
01:29:39 I know what
01:29:41 Sorry, Crosby...
01:29:43 we can't take any more chances.
01:29:45 We're not losing that thing again.
01:29:47 Howard, if you'd just come over
01:29:52 You're all such
01:29:55 As soon as they're clear,
01:29:57 What have you done?
01:29:58 - Schroeder!
01:30:00 No, you're not taking over.
01:30:04 Banzai!
01:30:10 Don't shoot!
01:30:12 He's alive! He's alive!
01:30:17 Call them off, Howard.
01:30:18 You're making the biggest
01:30:20 He's alive! I can prove it.
01:30:25 No, look, it's okay.
01:31:18 No!
01:31:34 Number Five!
01:32:00 Oh, my God.
01:32:14 Magnificent! Magnificent!
01:32:16 Now that, my friend,
01:32:19 Years of research are down the tube
01:32:22 Just doing my job, sir.
01:32:25 Maybe from now on you can
01:32:57 Are you going to be okay?
01:33:00 I don't think so.
01:33:02 Not for a while.
01:33:08 I'm sorry you lost your job.
01:33:10 But I'm really glad you quit Nova.
01:33:15 - What will you do now?
01:33:18 My dad left me a few
01:33:22 I hear it's beautiful there
01:33:24 Great idea!
01:33:26 I say we cruise on up there
01:33:32 Hi, honey! I'm home!
01:33:34 Number Five?
01:33:38 Pull over, pull over,
01:33:49 - Number Five!
01:33:52 It's so good to see you.
01:33:55 Counterfeit. facsimile.
01:33:59 He made a duplicate of himself
01:34:02 That's incredible!
01:34:03 Above average.
01:34:05 Oh, Number Five, you are great!
01:34:06 You're outstandingly great!
01:34:10 What's our next move?
01:34:11 Come on, let's do as he says.
01:34:13 Ya!
01:34:15 I got forty acres up there.
01:34:17 Soak up input.
01:34:19 I don't know. I have
01:34:21 - What about my animals?
01:34:23 Wait a minute.
01:34:26 Listen, do you like animals?
01:34:29 Yeah. How many animals
01:34:31 Great. I drive, you two
01:34:48 Number five stupid name.
01:34:50 - Want to be Kevin or Dave.
01:34:55 Maybe Johnny. Yeah.
01:34:58 Johnny Five. That's cool.
01:35:03 Gimme five.