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Shrek 2
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Once upon a time |
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the king and queen were blessed |
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And throughout the land, |
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until the sun went down |
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and they saw that their daughter was |
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that took hold each and every night. |
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Desperate, they sought the help |
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who had them lock the young princess |
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there to await the kiss... |
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It was he who would chance |
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through blistering cold |
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traveling for many days and nights, |
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risking life and limb |
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to reach the Dragon's keep. |
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For he was the bravest, |
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and most handsome... |
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in all the land. |
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And it was destiny that his kiss |
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would break the dreaded curse. |
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He alone would climb to the highest room |
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to enter the princess's chambers, |
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pull back the gossamer curtains |
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What? |
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- Princess... Fiona? |
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Oh, thank heavens. |
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- She's on her honeymoon. |
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- She's on her honeymoon. |
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So she said |
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What's the problem? |
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Well, maybe I'm in love |
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Think about it |
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Can't stop thinking 'bout it |
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How much longer |
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Just to cure it, |
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If it's love, love |
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Makes me wanna turn around |
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But I don't know nothing |
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Oh, come on, come on |
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- Turn a little faster |
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Come on, come on |
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The world will follow after |
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Come on, come on |
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Everybody's after love |
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So I said |
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Running down into this spring |
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Melting under blue skies |
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Shimmering love |
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Well, baby, I surrender |
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To the strawberry ice cream |
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Never ever end of all this love |
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Well, I didn't mean to do it |
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But there's no escaping your love |
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These lines of lightning |
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Never alone, no, no |
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Come on, come on |
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Jump a little higher |
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Come on, come on |
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If you feel a little lighter |
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Come on, come on |
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We were once upon a time in love |
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Hyah! |
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We're accidentally in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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Accidentally |
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I'm in love, I'm in love, |
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I'm in love, I'm in love |
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Accidentally in love |
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I'm in love |
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I'm in love |
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lt's so good to be home! |
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Just you and me and... |
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- Two can be as bad as one... |
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Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two |
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Give us a hug, Shrek, |
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And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. |
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Donkey, what are you doing here? |
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Taking care of your love nest for you. |
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Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail |
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- Yeah, and feeding the fish! |
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You do now. l call that one Shrek |
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That Shrek is a rascally devil. |
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Look at the time. |
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Don't you want to tell me about your trip? |
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Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be |
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Oh, yeah, that. |
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l don't know. |
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l thought l'd move in with you. |
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You know we're always happy |
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But Fiona and l are married now. |
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We need a little time, you know, |
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Just with each other. |
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Alone. |
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Say no more. |
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l will always be here to make sure |
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- Donkey! |
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You're bothering me. |
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Oh, OK. All right, cool. l guess... |
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Me and Pinocchio was going to catch |
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Maybe l'll see y'all Sunday |
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He'll be fine. |
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Oh. |
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l think l remember. |
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- Donkey! |
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l know, l know! Alone! |
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What do you want me |
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Enough, Reggie. |
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''Dearest Princess Fiona. |
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''You are hereby summoned |
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''for a royal ball |
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''at which time the King |
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''will bestow his royal blessing... |
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uh... ''Prince Charming. |
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''Love, the King and Queen |
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''aka Mom and Dad.'' |
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Mom and Dad? |
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- Prince Charming? |
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- We're not going. |
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l mean, don't you think |
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shocked to see you like this? |
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Well, they might be |
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But they're my parents, Shrek. |
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And don't worry. |
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Yeah, right. |
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Somehow l don't think l'll be welcome |
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Stop it. |
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How do you explain Sergeant Pompous |
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Oh, come on! You could at least |
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To do what? |
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No! They just want |
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Oh, great. |
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lf you want to be a part |
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Who says l want |
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You did! |
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Well, there's some fine print for you! |
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So that's it. You won't come? |
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Trust me. lt's a bad idea. |
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Come on! |
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Don't worry! |
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- Hey, wait for me. Oof! |
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Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! |
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Rawhide! Move 'em on! |
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Move 'em on! Move 'em on! |
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Ride 'em up! Move 'em on! |
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Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! |
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Meet their mamas! |
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Rawhide! |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- OK, are we there yet? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- Really? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- Are we there yet? |
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- That's not funny. That's really immature. |
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- This is why nobody likes ogres. |
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- Your loss! |
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- l'm gonna just stop talking. |
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This is taking forever, Shrek. |
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The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. |
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That's where we're going. |
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away! |
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All right, all right, l get it. |
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Well, find a way |
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For five minutes... |
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Could you not be yourself... |
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...for five minutes! |
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Are we there yet? |
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- Yes! |
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Wow! |
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lt's going to be champagne wishes |
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Hey, good-looking! |
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Gotta make a move |
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We are definitely not |
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Halt! |
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Well, I talk about it, talk about it, |
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Hey, everyone, look. |
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Talk about, talk about movin'... |
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Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh? |
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Swimming pools! |
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Announcing the long-awaited return |
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of the beautiful Princess Fiona |
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Well, this is it. |
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- This is it. |
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This is it. |
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Uh... why don't you guys go ahead? |
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So... |
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you still think |
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Of course! Look. |
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- Who on earth are they? |
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That's not little! |
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Wasn't she supposed to kiss |
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Well, he's no Prince Charming, |
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Happy now? |
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Now let's go before |
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- They're my parents. |
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That was for my own... |
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Good! Here's our chance. Let's go |
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Harold, we have to be... |
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Quick! While they're not looking |
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Shrek, stop it! |
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A disaster! There is no way... |
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- You can do this. |
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- Really... |
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Here! |
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Mom... Dad... |
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l'd like you to meet my husband... |
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Shrek. |
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Well, um... |
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lt's easy to see where Fiona |
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- Excuse me. |
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Better out than in, |
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That's good. |
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l guess not. |
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What do you mean, ''not on the list''? |
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What do you mean, ''not on the list''? |
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What's happening, everybody? |
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- l had the hardest time finding this place. |
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No, Dad! lt's all right. |
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- He helped rescue me from the dragon. |
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Waiter! |
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Oh, boy. |
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- Um, Shrek? |
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Oh, sorry! |
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Mmm! |
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No, no. Darling. |
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Oh! |
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So, Fiona, tell us |
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Well... |
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Shrek owns his own land. |
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- Don't you, honey? |
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lt's in an enchanted forest |
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abundant in squirrels |
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What? |
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l know you ain't |
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An ogre from a swamp. |
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l suppose that would be a fine place |
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lt's a bit early to be |
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- lndeed. l just started eating. |
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- What's that supposed to mean? |
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- For his type, yes. |
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l got to go to the bathroom. |
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- Dinner is served! |
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Bon appetit! |
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Oh, Mexican food! |
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Let's not sit here with our tummies |
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Don't mind if l do, Lillian. |
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l suppose any grandchildren |
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Ogres, yes! |
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Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Oh, no! No! Of course, not! |
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That is, assuming you don't |
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Dad! |
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No, we usually prefer the ones |
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- Shrek, please! |
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Aye, day care |
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You wouldn't understand. |
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lt's so nice to have the family |
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- Harold! |
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- Fiona! |
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- Mom! |
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Donkey! |
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Your fallen tears have called to me |
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So, here comes my sweet remedy |
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I know what every princess needs |
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For her to live life happily... |
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Oh, my dear. |
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You're all grown up. |
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- Who are you? |
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l'm your fairy godmother. |
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- l have a fairy godmother? |
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Now, don't worry. |
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With just a... |
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Wave of my magic wand |
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With a flick of the wrist and just a flash |
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A high-priced dress |
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Some crystal glass pumps |
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Your worries will vanish, |
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Confide in your very own |
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We'll help you set a new fashion trend |
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- I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great |
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They'll write your name |
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''For a happy ever after, |
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A sporty carriage to ride in style, |
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Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, |
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And oh, what the hey! |
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Nip and tuck, here and there |
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Lipstick liners, shadows blush |
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Lucky day, hunk buffet |
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You can spoon on the moon |
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Don't be drab, you'll be fab |
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Cheese soufflé, Valentine's Day |
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Nip and tuck, here and there |
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Stop! |
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Look... |
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Thank you very much, |
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but l really don't need all this. |
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- Fine. Be that way. |
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- Fiona? Fiona? |
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Oh! You got a puppy? |
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Oh, uh... |
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Fairy Godmother, furniture... |
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l'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek. |
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Your husband? What? What did you say? |
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Shrek is the one who rescued me. |
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- But that can't be right. |
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She's just trying to help. |
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Good! She can help us pack. |
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- What? |
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When did you decide this? |
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- Shortly after arriving. |
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No, that's all right. |
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But remember, dear. |
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happiness... |
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is just a teardrop away. |
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Thanks, but we've got all |
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Happy, happy, happy... |
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So l see. |
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Let's go, Kyle. |
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- Very nice, Shrek. |
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l told you coming here was a bad idea. |
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You could've at least tried |
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l don't think l was going to get |
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even if l did want it. |
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Do you think it might be nice |
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Sure. Do you want me |
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You're unbelievable! |
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- Go on! Say it! |
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Here's a news flash for you! |
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Whether your parents like it or not... |
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And guess what, Princess? |
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l've made changes for you, Shrek. |
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That's real smooth, Shrek. |
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l knew this would happen. |
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You should. |
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l can hardly believe that, Lillian. |
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l think, Harold, you're taking this |
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This is Fiona's choice. |
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But she was supposed to choose |
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l mean, you expect me to give |
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Fiona does. |
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l don't want to lose |
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Oh, you act as if love |
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Don't you remember when |
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We used to walk |
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- they were in bloom... |
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lt's not the same! |
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l don't think you realize that |
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Oh, stop being such a drama king. |
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Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong! |
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La, di, da, di, da! |
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l'd like to know |
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- Hello, Harold. |
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- What happened? |
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Just the old crusade wound |
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l'll just stretch it |
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You better get in. |
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Actually, Fairy Godmother, |
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Already taken my pills, |
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So, how about... we make this |
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Oh, hello. |
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So, what's new? |
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You remember my son, |
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ls that you? My gosh! |
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When did you get back? |
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Oh, about five minutes ago, actually. |
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After l endured blistering winds, |
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l climbed to the highest room |
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Mommy can handle this. |
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He endures blistering winds |
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He climbs to the highest bloody room |
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And what does he find? |
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Some gender-confused wolf |
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is already married. |
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lt wasn't my fault. |
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Stop the car! |
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Harold. |
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You force me to do something |
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Where are we? |
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Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! |
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My diet is ruined! |
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Two Renaissance Wraps, |
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- l'll have the Medieval Meal. |
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- Curly fries? |
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- Sourdough soft taco, then? |
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Your order, Fairy Godmother. |
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There you are, dear. |
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We made a deal, Harold, and l assume |
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lndeed not. |
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So, Fiona and Charming will be together. |
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- Yes. |
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Not only for your daughter... |
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but for your Kingdom. |
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What am l supposed to do about it? |
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Use your imagination. |
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Oh... |
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Come on in, Your Majesty. |
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I like my town |
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With a little drop of poison |
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Nobody knows... |
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Excuse me. |
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Do l know you? |
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No, you must be mistaking me |
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Uh... excuse me. |
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Ah! There you are. Right. |
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You see, l need to have |
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- Who's the guy? |
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Um... He's an ogre. |
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Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. |
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There's only one fellow who can handle |
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he don't like to be disturbed. |
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he don't like to be disturbed. |
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Where could l find him? |
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Hello? |
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Who dares enter my room? |
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Sorry! l hope l'm not interrupting, but |
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about an ogre problem? |
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You are told correct. |
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But for this, l charge |
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Would... this be enough? |
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You have engaged my valuable |
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Just tell me where |
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Everyone says |
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Everyone says |
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You just gotta let it go |
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I need some sleep |
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Time to put the old horse down |
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I'm in too deep |
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And the wheels keep spinning round |
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Everyone says |
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Everyone says |
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Dear Knight, I pray that you take |
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Dear Diary... |
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Sleeping Beauty is having |
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but Dad says I can't go. |
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Dad says I'm going away for a while. |
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Must be like some finishing school. |
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Mom says that when I'm old enough, |
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my Prince Charming will rescue me |
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and bring me back to my family, |
| 00:31:18 |
and we'll all live |
| 00:31:23 |
Mrs. Fiona Charming. |
| 00:31:27 |
Mrs. Fiona Charming. |
| 00:31:29 |
Mrs. Fiona Charming. |
| 00:31:30 |
Mrs. Fiona Charming. |
| 00:31:42 |
Sorry. l hope l'm not |
| 00:31:45 |
No, no. l was just reading a, uh... |
| 00:31:51 |
l was hoping you'd let me apologize |
| 00:31:56 |
- Okay... |
| 00:31:59 |
Do you suppose we could pretend |
| 00:32:02 |
- Look, Your Majesty, l just... |
| 00:32:05 |
Dad. We both acted like ogres. |
| 00:32:10 |
Maybe we just need some time |
| 00:32:13 |
Excellent idea! l was actually hoping |
| 00:32:18 |
A little father-son time? |
| 00:32:21 |
l know it would mean |
| 00:32:33 |
Shall we say, |
| 00:32:43 |
Face it, Donkey! |
| 00:32:45 |
We can't be lost. We followed |
| 00:32:48 |
''Head to the |
| 00:32:51 |
''Past the sinister trees |
| 00:32:54 |
- The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! |
| 00:32:58 |
You were the one who said |
| 00:33:01 |
Oh, great. My one chance |
| 00:33:06 |
and l end up lost |
| 00:33:08 |
Don't get huffy! |
| 00:33:10 |
l know! l know. |
| 00:33:15 |
- l'm sorry, all right? |
| 00:33:18 |
l just really need to make |
| 00:33:21 |
Yeah, sure. Now let's go |
| 00:33:32 |
Well, well, well, Donkey. |
| 00:33:34 |
l know it was kind of a tender |
| 00:33:37 |
What? l ain't purring. |
| 00:33:39 |
Sure. What's next? A hug? |
| 00:33:41 |
Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr. |
| 00:33:46 |
Ha-ha! |
| 00:33:50 |
Look! A little cat. |
| 00:33:51 |
- Look out, Shrek! He got a piece! |
| 00:33:54 |
Come here, |
| 00:33:56 |
Come on, little kitty. Come here. |
| 00:34:03 |
- Whoa! |
| 00:34:04 |
- Hold on, Shrek! l'm coming! |
| 00:34:09 |
Oh, God. Oh... |
| 00:34:11 |
No! |
| 00:34:15 |
- Look out, Shrek! Hold still! |
| 00:34:17 |
Shrek! Hold still! |
| 00:34:20 |
- Did l miss? |
| 00:34:28 |
Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from... |
| 00:34:33 |
Puss... in Boots! |
| 00:34:36 |
l'll kill that cat! |
| 00:34:38 |
Ah-ha-ha! |
| 00:34:57 |
Hairball. |
| 00:35:02 |
What should we do with him? |
| 00:35:04 |
Take the sword and neuter him. |
| 00:35:07 |
Oh, no! Por favor! |
| 00:35:09 |
l implore you! |
| 00:35:11 |
l was doing it only for my family. |
| 00:35:13 |
My mother, she is sick. |
| 00:35:17 |
The King offered me much in gold |
| 00:35:21 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:35:22 |
Fiona's father paid you to do this? |
| 00:35:25 |
The rich King? Si. |
| 00:35:30 |
Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing. |
| 00:35:34 |
Don't feel bad. Almost everybody |
| 00:35:37 |
Gee, thanks. |
| 00:35:42 |
Maybe Fiona would've been better off |
| 00:35:47 |
That's what the King said. |
| 00:35:49 |
Oh, uh... sorry. l thought that question |
| 00:35:54 |
Shrek, Fiona knows |
| 00:35:57 |
Well, it's not like |
| 00:36:00 |
l just... l just wish |
| 00:36:06 |
Hold the phone... |
| 00:36:09 |
''Happiness.'' |
| 00:36:12 |
''A tear drop away.'' |
| 00:36:15 |
Donkey! Think of the saddest thing |
| 00:36:18 |
Aw, man, where do l begin? |
| 00:36:21 |
First there was the time that old farmer |
| 00:36:26 |
Then this fool had a party and he have |
| 00:36:29 |
Then they got drunk and start beating me |
| 00:36:34 |
What is a pinata, anyway? |
| 00:36:35 |
No, Donkey! l need you to cry! |
| 00:36:38 |
Don't go projecting on me. |
| 00:36:39 |
l know you're feeling bad, |
| 00:36:41 |
Aaaahhh! |
| 00:36:44 |
You little, hairy, |
| 00:36:54 |
What? Is it on? Is it on? |
| 00:36:57 |
This is Fairy Godmother. |
| 00:36:59 |
I'm either away |
| 00:37:01 |
But if you come by the office, we'll be |
| 00:37:06 |
Have a ''happy ever after. '' |
| 00:37:10 |
Oh... |
| 00:37:12 |
Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? |
| 00:37:14 |
That's more like it! Shrek and Donkey, |
| 00:37:18 |
Ain't no stoppin' us now! Whoo! |
| 00:37:22 |
- Stop, Ogre! l have misjudged you. |
| 00:37:26 |
On my honor, l am obliged to accompany |
| 00:37:30 |
as you have spared me mine. |
| 00:37:32 |
The position of annoying talking animal |
| 00:37:36 |
Let's go, Shrek. Shrek? |
| 00:37:47 |
- Shrek! |
| 00:37:51 |
in his wee little boots. |
| 00:37:53 |
You know, how many cats can wear boots? |
| 00:37:56 |
- Let's keep him! |
| 00:38:01 |
Ahh! |
| 00:38:02 |
Listen. He's purring! |
| 00:38:04 |
- Oh, so now it's cute. |
| 00:38:07 |
Lighten up? l should lighten up? |
| 00:38:10 |
Lighten up? l should lighten up? |
| 00:38:13 |
Shrek! |
| 00:38:20 |
Shrek? |
| 00:38:32 |
They're both festive, aren't they? |
| 00:38:35 |
What do you think, Harold? |
| 00:38:37 |
Um... Yes, yes. |
| 00:38:41 |
Try to at least pretend you're interested |
| 00:38:45 |
Honestly, Lillian, |
| 00:38:47 |
How do we know there will |
| 00:38:50 |
Mom. Dad. |
| 00:38:52 |
- Oh, hello, dear. |
| 00:38:56 |
Mom, have you seen Shrek? |
| 00:38:58 |
l haven't. |
| 00:39:01 |
Be sure and use small words, dear. |
| 00:39:06 |
- Can l help you, Your Majesty? |
| 00:39:09 |
Mmm! Exquisite. |
| 00:39:12 |
That would be the dog's breakfast, |
| 00:39:15 |
Ah, yes. Very good, then. |
| 00:39:19 |
- Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek? |
| 00:39:23 |
l'm sure he just went off to look for |
| 00:39:27 |
You know, after your |
| 00:39:29 |
Oh. You heard that, huh? |
| 00:39:32 |
The whole kingdom heard you. |
| 00:39:33 |
l mean, after all, |
| 00:39:36 |
well, a bit of a brute. |
| 00:39:38 |
Him? You know, you didn't exactly |
| 00:39:42 |
Well, what did you expect? |
| 00:39:46 |
Shrek loves me for who l am. |
| 00:39:49 |
l would think you'd be happy for me. |
| 00:39:52 |
Darling, l'm just thinking about |
| 00:39:56 |
Maybe you should do the same. |
| 00:40:12 |
No, really? |
| 00:40:16 |
Shh... |
| 00:40:20 |
Oh... |
| 00:40:25 |
Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place. |
| 00:40:29 |
That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. |
| 00:40:31 |
She's the largest producer of hexes |
| 00:40:35 |
Then why don't we pop in there |
| 00:40:44 |
He makes me laugh. |
| 00:40:51 |
Hi. l'm here to see the... |
| 00:40:53 |
The Fairy Godmother. |
| 00:40:56 |
Jerome! |
| 00:41:01 |
Yes, Fairy Godmother. |
| 00:41:04 |
Look, she's not seeing |
| 00:41:07 |
That's OK, buddy. |
| 00:41:09 |
The union? |
| 00:41:10 |
We represent the workers in all magical |
| 00:41:15 |
Oh! Oh, right. |
| 00:41:16 |
Are you feeling at all |
| 00:41:20 |
Uh... a little. |
| 00:41:23 |
They don't even have dental. |
| 00:41:25 |
Okay, we'll just have |
| 00:41:28 |
Oh. By the way. |
| 00:41:29 |
l think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother |
| 00:41:32 |
- Know what l'm saying? Huh? |
| 00:41:35 |
- Stop it. |
| 00:42:08 |
A drop of desire. |
| 00:42:11 |
Naughty! |
| 00:42:14 |
A pinch of passion. |
| 00:42:21 |
And just a hint of... |
| 00:42:24 |
lust! |
| 00:42:28 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:42:30 |
Sorry to barge in like this... |
| 00:42:32 |
What in Grimm's name |
| 00:42:35 |
Well, it seems |
| 00:42:41 |
Oh-ho-ho! |
| 00:42:42 |
And there's some question |
| 00:42:45 |
Well, let's explore that, shall we? |
| 00:42:49 |
Ah. P, P, P... |
| 00:42:53 |
Here we are. |
| 00:42:57 |
No ogres! |
| 00:42:59 |
Let's see. Snow White. |
| 00:43:00 |
A handsome prince. |
| 00:43:04 |
Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres! |
| 00:43:06 |
Hansel and Gretel? No! |
| 00:43:10 |
The Golden Bird, |
| 00:43:13 |
No, no, no, no, no! |
| 00:43:15 |
You see, ogres don't |
| 00:43:20 |
All right, look, lady! |
| 00:43:22 |
Don't you point... |
| 00:43:27 |
Your Monte Cristo and coffee. |
| 00:43:29 |
Oh! Sorry. |
| 00:43:30 |
Ah... that's okay. |
| 00:43:32 |
We were just leaving. |
| 00:43:35 |
Very sorry to have wasted your time, |
| 00:43:37 |
Just... go. |
| 00:43:39 |
Come on, guys. |
| 00:43:57 |
TGlF, eh, buddy? |
| 00:44:00 |
Working hard or hardly working, |
| 00:44:12 |
Get your fine Corinthian footwear |
| 00:44:16 |
Man, that stinks! |
| 00:44:18 |
You don't exactly smell like |
| 00:44:24 |
- Well, one of these has got to help. |
| 00:44:29 |
Already our minds are becoming one. |
| 00:44:32 |
Whoa, whoa. lf we need an expert on |
| 00:44:37 |
Shrek, this is a bad idea. |
| 00:44:39 |
Look. Make yourself useful |
| 00:44:42 |
Puss, do you think you |
| 00:44:45 |
No problema, boss. |
| 00:44:48 |
l was the great cat burglar |
| 00:44:50 |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! |
| 00:44:52 |
Shrek, are you off your nut? |
| 00:44:53 |
Donkey, keep watch. |
| 00:44:55 |
Keep watch? |
| 00:44:57 |
l'll watch that wicked witch come and |
| 00:45:01 |
l'll laugh, too. |
| 00:45:04 |
- What do you see? |
| 00:45:07 |
l'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution |
| 00:45:11 |
- Elfa Seltzer? |
| 00:45:13 |
- Hex Lax? |
| 00:45:18 |
Sorry. No handsome. |
| 00:45:20 |
Hey! How about ''Happily Ever After''? |
| 00:45:23 |
Well, what does it do? |
| 00:45:26 |
lt says ''Beauty Divine.'' |
| 00:45:29 |
ln some cultures, donkeys are revered |
| 00:45:33 |
Especially us talking ones. |
| 00:45:34 |
Donkey! |
| 00:45:38 |
That'll have to do. |
| 00:45:47 |
Can we get on with this? |
| 00:45:52 |
Hurry! |
| 00:46:02 |
Nice catch, Donkey! |
| 00:46:04 |
Finally! A good use for your mouth. |
| 00:46:10 |
Come on! |
| 00:46:17 |
You spurn my natural emotions |
| 00:46:20 |
You make me feel like dirt |
| 00:46:28 |
And if I start a commotion |
| 00:46:31 |
I run the risk of losing you |
| 00:46:38 |
Ever fallen in love with someone, |
| 00:46:42 |
In love with someone, |
| 00:46:44 |
In love with someone |
| 00:46:54 |
Ever fallen in love with someone, |
| 00:46:58 |
In love with someone, |
| 00:47:00 |
With someone |
| 00:47:04 |
Fallen in love with |
| 00:47:08 |
Ever fallen in love with someone |
| 00:47:13 |
l don't care whose fault it is. |
| 00:47:18 |
And somebody bring me something |
| 00:47:23 |
- Mother! |
| 00:47:27 |
This isn't a good time, pumpkin. |
| 00:47:31 |
Whoa, what happened here? |
| 00:47:33 |
- The ogre, that's what! |
| 00:47:36 |
l shall rend his head |
| 00:47:39 |
l will smite him where he stands! |
| 00:47:41 |
He will rue the very day he stole |
| 00:47:46 |
Oh, put it away, Junior! |
| 00:47:50 |
We'll just have to come up |
| 00:47:52 |
Pardon. Um... |
| 00:47:55 |
Everything is accounted for, |
| 00:47:59 |
What? |
| 00:48:01 |
Oh... |
| 00:48:03 |
l do believe we can make |
| 00:48:08 |
''Happily Ever After Potion. |
| 00:48:12 |
''For you and your true love. |
| 00:48:14 |
''lf one of you drinks this, |
| 00:48:17 |
''Happiness, comfort |
| 00:48:20 |
- You both will be fine? |
| 00:48:25 |
Hey, man, this don't feel right. |
| 00:48:29 |
Drop that jug o' voodoo |
| 00:48:32 |
lt says, ''Beauty Divine.'' |
| 00:48:37 |
See, you're allergic to that stuff. |
| 00:48:40 |
And if you think that l'll be smearing |
| 00:48:45 |
Boss, just in case there is something |
| 00:48:48 |
allow me to take the first sip. |
| 00:48:50 |
lt would be an honor to lay my life |
| 00:48:53 |
Oh, no, no. l don't think so. |
| 00:48:55 |
lf there'll be any animal testing, |
| 00:48:58 |
That's the best friend's job. |
| 00:49:07 |
How do you feel? |
| 00:49:09 |
l don't feel any different. |
| 00:49:13 |
You still look like an ass to me. |
| 00:49:15 |
Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys. |
| 00:49:19 |
- Well, here's to us, Fiona. |
| 00:49:23 |
- You drink that, there's no going back. |
| 00:49:27 |
- No more wallowing in the mud? |
| 00:49:29 |
- No more itchy butt crack? |
| 00:49:30 |
- But you love being an ogre! |
| 00:49:37 |
But l love Fiona more. |
| 00:49:40 |
Shrek, no! Wait! |
| 00:49:54 |
Got to be... l think you grabbed |
| 00:49:59 |
Maybe it's a dud. |
| 00:50:01 |
Or maybe Fiona and l |
| 00:50:01 |
Or maybe Fiona and l |
| 00:50:08 |
Uh-oh. What did l tell you? |
| 00:50:11 |
l don't want to die. |
| 00:50:15 |
Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. |
| 00:50:18 |
l'm melting! |
| 00:50:20 |
lt's just the rain, Donkey. |
| 00:50:23 |
Oh. |
| 00:51:07 |
Don't worry. Things seem bad |
| 00:51:10 |
and Fiona's father hired |
| 00:51:14 |
lt'll be better in the morning. |
| 00:51:17 |
The sun'll come out... |
| 00:51:20 |
Tomorrow |
| 00:51:23 |
Bet your bottom... |
| 00:51:25 |
Bet my bottom? |
| 00:51:27 |
l'm coming, Elizabeth! |
| 00:51:28 |
Donkey? |
| 00:51:30 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:51:32 |
- Hey, boss. Let's shave him. |
| 00:51:45 |
There you are! |
| 00:51:49 |
What is it, darling? |
| 00:51:50 |
Dad... |
| 00:51:52 |
l've been thinking |
| 00:51:55 |
And l'm going to set things right. |
| 00:51:57 |
Ah! Excellent! |
| 00:52:00 |
lt was a mistake to bring Shrek here. |
| 00:52:03 |
l'm going to go out and find him. |
| 00:52:06 |
And then we'll go back |
| 00:52:12 |
Fiona, please! |
| 00:52:14 |
Let's not be rash, darling. |
| 00:52:20 |
Fiona! |
| 00:53:01 |
Look, l told you he was here. |
| 00:53:08 |
Good morning, sleepyhead. |
| 00:53:11 |
Good morning! |
| 00:53:12 |
We love your kitty! |
| 00:53:14 |
Oh... My head... |
| 00:53:18 |
Thanks. |
| 00:53:20 |
Uhh! |
| 00:53:23 |
Aahh! |
| 00:53:25 |
Oh... |
| 00:53:27 |
A cute button nose? |
| 00:53:30 |
Thick, wavy locks? |
| 00:53:33 |
Taut, round buttocks? |
| 00:53:36 |
l'm... l'm... |
| 00:53:38 |
- Gorgeous! |
| 00:53:39 |
l'm Jill. What's your name? |
| 00:53:41 |
- Um... Shrek. |
| 00:53:45 |
- You're tense. |
| 00:53:47 |
- l got it covered. |
| 00:53:50 |
Get in line. |
| 00:53:51 |
Get in line. |
| 00:53:52 |
- Have you seen my donkey? |
| 00:53:56 |
- Donkey? You're a... |
| 00:54:00 |
l can whinny. |
| 00:54:01 |
l can count. |
| 00:54:03 |
Look at me, Shrek! |
| 00:54:07 |
That's some quality potion. |
| 00:54:10 |
''Oh, don't take the potion, |
| 00:54:14 |
Pah! |
| 00:54:15 |
''Warning: Side effects may include |
| 00:54:19 |
''Not intended for heart patients |
| 00:54:23 |
l'm trotting, l'm trotting in place! Yeah! |
| 00:54:28 |
What? |
| 00:54:29 |
Senor? ''To make the effects |
| 00:54:33 |
''the drinker must obtain his |
| 00:54:37 |
Midnight? |
| 00:54:39 |
- Pick me! l'll be your true love! |
| 00:54:42 |
l'll be true... enough. |
| 00:54:45 |
Look, ladies, l already have a true love. |
| 00:54:48 |
Oh... |
| 00:54:49 |
And take it from me, Boss. |
| 00:54:51 |
You are going to have |
| 00:54:54 |
And let's face it. |
| 00:54:57 |
lnside you're the same |
| 00:54:59 |
- Easy. |
| 00:55:01 |
angry ogre you always been. |
| 00:55:03 |
And you're still the same |
| 00:55:06 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:55:08 |
Well... |
| 00:55:10 |
Look out, Princess. |
| 00:55:15 |
First things first. |
| 00:55:16 |
- We need to get you out of those clothes. |
| 00:55:23 |
- Ready? |
| 00:55:28 |
- Driver, stop! |
| 00:55:30 |
Oh, God! Help me, please! |
| 00:55:33 |
l'm blind! Tell the truth. |
| 00:55:35 |
Will l ever play the violin again? |
| 00:55:37 |
You poor creature! |
| 00:55:39 |
ls there anything |
| 00:55:41 |
Well, l guess there is one thing. |
| 00:55:43 |
Take off the powdered wig |
| 00:55:51 |
- Not bad. |
| 00:56:01 |
Father? |
| 00:56:09 |
Thank you, gentlemen! |
| 00:56:13 |
Unless, of course, |
| 00:56:24 |
Oh, yeah |
| 00:56:36 |
Turn and face the strange |
| 00:56:38 |
Ch-Ch-Changes |
| 00:56:40 |
Don't wanna be a richer one |
| 00:56:43 |
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes |
| 00:56:45 |
Turn and face the strange |
| 00:56:48 |
Ch-Ch-Changes |
| 00:56:50 |
Just gonna have to be |
| 00:56:53 |
Time may change me |
| 00:56:55 |
But I can't trace time |
| 00:57:01 |
Halt! |
| 00:57:02 |
Tell Princess Fiona her husband, |
| 00:57:10 |
Still don't know what |
| 00:57:13 |
And my time was running wild, |
| 00:57:19 |
Every time I thought |
| 00:57:22 |
It seemed the taste |
| 00:57:25 |
- Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes |
| 00:57:27 |
Turn and face the strange |
| 00:57:28 |
- Shrek? |
| 00:57:31 |
Don't wanna be a richer one |
| 00:57:34 |
Time may change me |
| 00:57:37 |
But I can't trace time |
| 00:57:39 |
Fiona? |
| 00:57:44 |
Hello, handsome. |
| 00:57:48 |
Shrek! |
| 00:57:49 |
- Princess! |
| 00:57:52 |
Wow! That potion |
| 00:57:55 |
What potion? |
| 00:57:56 |
Shrek and l took some magic potion. |
| 00:57:59 |
Now, we're sexy! |
| 00:58:03 |
Shrek? |
| 00:58:08 |
For you, baby... l could be. |
| 00:58:11 |
- Yeah, you wish. |
| 00:58:13 |
He went inside looking for you. |
| 00:58:17 |
Shrek? |
| 00:58:19 |
Fiona! Fiona! |
| 00:58:24 |
You want to dance, pretty boy? |
| 00:58:29 |
Are you going so soon? |
| 00:58:34 |
Fiona? |
| 00:58:37 |
Shrek? |
| 00:58:39 |
Aye, Fiona. lt is me. |
| 00:58:42 |
What happened to your voice? |
| 00:58:43 |
The potion changed |
| 00:58:47 |
But not the way l feel about you. |
| 00:58:50 |
Fiona? |
| 00:58:53 |
- Charming? |
| 00:58:55 |
Dad. l was so hoping |
| 00:58:59 |
- Um... Who are you? |
| 00:59:03 |
l know you never get a second chance |
| 00:59:07 |
but, well, what do you think? |
| 00:59:13 |
Fiona! Fiona! |
| 00:59:18 |
Fiona! |
| 00:59:19 |
- Fiona! |
| 00:59:24 |
Oh, shoot! l don't think they |
| 00:59:30 |
Don't you think you've already |
| 00:59:34 |
l just wanted her to be happy. |
| 00:59:36 |
And now she can be. |
| 00:59:38 |
Oh, sweetheart. |
| 00:59:41 |
She's finally found |
| 00:59:44 |
But look at me. |
| 00:59:49 |
lt's time you stop living |
| 00:59:52 |
She's a princess, |
| 00:59:56 |
That's something no amount |
| 01:00:08 |
But... |
| 01:00:10 |
l love her. |
| 01:00:11 |
lf you really love her... |
| 01:00:14 |
you'll let her go. |
| 01:00:21 |
Shrek? |
| 01:00:22 |
Senor. |
| 01:00:23 |
What's going on? |
| 01:00:33 |
You wouldn't have had anything to do |
| 01:00:42 |
People just ain't no good |
| 01:00:48 |
I think that's well understood |
| 01:00:51 |
There you go, boys. |
| 01:00:53 |
Just leave the bottle, Doris. |
| 01:00:55 |
Hey. Why the long face? |
| 01:00:59 |
lt was all just a stupid mistake. |
| 01:01:02 |
l never should have rescued her |
| 01:01:08 |
l hate Mondays. |
| 01:01:10 |
l can't believe you'd walk away from |
| 01:01:14 |
What choice do l have? |
| 01:01:16 |
She loves that pretty boy, |
| 01:01:19 |
Come on. ls he really |
| 01:01:21 |
Are you kidding? |
| 01:01:24 |
He has a face that looks like |
| 01:01:27 |
- Oh. He sounds dreamy. |
| 01:01:30 |
shockingly, this isn't |
| 01:01:36 |
Look, guys. |
| 01:01:40 |
Mom and Dad approve, |
| 01:01:41 |
and Fiona gets the man |
| 01:01:45 |
Everybody wins. |
| 01:01:48 |
Except for you. |
| 01:01:49 |
l don't get it, Shrek. |
| 01:01:53 |
Aye. |
| 01:01:55 |
And that's why |
| 01:01:58 |
Excuse me, is she here? |
| 01:02:01 |
She's, uh... in the back. |
| 01:02:05 |
Oh, hello again. |
| 01:02:11 |
Fairy Godmother. Charming. |
| 01:02:13 |
You'd better have a good reason |
| 01:02:17 |
Well, l'm afraid Fiona isn't really... |
| 01:02:23 |
- FYl, not my fault. |
| 01:02:27 |
l mean, |
| 01:02:29 |
when l have to pretend |
| 01:02:31 |
No, no, it's nobody's fault. |
| 01:02:34 |
Perhaps it's best if we just |
| 01:02:37 |
- What? |
| 01:02:41 |
l beg to differ. |
| 01:02:45 |
Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall in love |
| 01:02:49 |
which will be Charming. |
| 01:02:52 |
- Umm... no. |
| 01:02:55 |
l can't. l won't do it. |
| 01:02:58 |
Oh, yes, you will. |
| 01:02:59 |
lf you remember, l helped you |
| 01:03:03 |
And l can take it away |
| 01:03:07 |
ls that what you want? ls it? |
| 01:03:11 |
- No. |
| 01:03:13 |
Now, we have to go. |
| 01:03:15 |
l need to do Charming's hair |
| 01:03:18 |
He's hopeless. |
| 01:03:20 |
He can never get to the back. |
| 01:03:23 |
Oh. Thank you, Mother. |
| 01:03:25 |
Mother? |
| 01:03:26 |
Um... Mary! A talking horse! |
| 01:03:30 |
The ogre! |
| 01:03:33 |
Stop them! Thieves! Bandits! |
| 01:03:38 |
The abs are fab |
| 01:03:41 |
here at tonight's Far, Far Away |
| 01:03:45 |
The coaches are lined up |
| 01:03:48 |
like Miss Muffet's curds and whey. |
| 01:03:50 |
Everyone who's anyone |
| 01:03:52 |
to honor Princess Fiona |
| 01:03:54 |
And, oh my, |
| 01:03:58 |
Look! Hansel and Gretel! |
| 01:04:00 |
What the heck are the crumbs for? |
| 01:04:02 |
And right behind them, |
| 01:04:05 |
- Oh, aren't they adorable! |
| 01:04:08 |
Here comes Sleeping Beauty! |
| 01:04:11 |
Tired old thing. |
| 01:04:13 |
Who's this? Who's this? |
| 01:04:16 |
Oh. lt's the one, it's the only... |
| 01:04:20 |
lt's the Fairy Godmother! |
| 01:04:22 |
Hello, Far, Far Away! |
| 01:04:27 |
Can l get a whoop whoop? |
| 01:04:30 |
May all your endings be happy and... |
| 01:04:34 |
Well, you know the rest! |
| 01:04:37 |
We'll be right back with the Royal |
| 01:04:40 |
after these messages. |
| 01:04:42 |
l hate these ball shows. |
| 01:04:44 |
They bore me to tears. |
| 01:04:47 |
l'm not flipping anywhere, sir, |
| 01:04:51 |
Whizzes on you guys. |
| 01:04:53 |
Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing! |
| 01:04:55 |
No, to your left. Your left! |
| 01:05:01 |
- Tonight on ''Knights''... |
| 01:05:04 |
We got a white bronco heading east |
| 01:05:07 |
It's time to teach these madcap mammals |
| 01:05:10 |
their ''devil may mare'' attitudes |
| 01:05:14 |
Why you grabbing me? |
| 01:05:19 |
l have to talk to Princess Fiona! |
| 01:05:21 |
- We warned you! |
| 01:05:23 |
Did someone let the cat out of the bag? |
| 01:05:26 |
You capitalist pig dogs! |
| 01:05:33 |
- Catnip! |
| 01:05:36 |
Find Princess Fiona! |
| 01:05:38 |
l'm a donkey! |
| 01:05:40 |
Tell her Shrek... |
| 01:05:44 |
Quick! Rewind it! |
| 01:05:46 |
l'm her husband, Shrek! Ow! |
| 01:06:16 |
Darling? |
| 01:06:18 |
Ah. l thought l might |
| 01:06:20 |
How about a nice hot cup |
| 01:06:25 |
l'm not going. |
| 01:06:27 |
The whole Kingdom's turned out |
| 01:06:30 |
There's just one problem. |
| 01:06:35 |
l mean, look at him. |
| 01:06:39 |
Yes, he is a bit different, |
| 01:06:40 |
but people change |
| 01:06:44 |
You'd be surprised how much |
| 01:06:47 |
Change? |
| 01:06:49 |
He's completely lost his mind! |
| 01:06:51 |
Why not come down to the ball |
| 01:06:55 |
You might find you like |
| 01:06:58 |
But it's the old one |
| 01:07:02 |
l'd give anything to have him back. |
| 01:07:07 |
Darling. That's mine. Decaf. |
| 01:07:10 |
Otherwise l'm up all night. |
| 01:07:19 |
Thanks. |
| 01:07:23 |
l got to get out of here! |
| 01:07:23 |
l got to get out of here! |
| 01:07:25 |
You can't lock us up like this! |
| 01:07:28 |
What about my Miranda rights? |
| 01:07:29 |
You're supposed to say |
| 01:07:32 |
Nobody said l have the right |
| 01:07:34 |
You have the right to remain silent. |
| 01:07:37 |
What you lack is the capacity. |
| 01:07:40 |
l must hold on before l, too, |
| 01:07:43 |
Shrek? Donkey? |
| 01:07:47 |
Too late. |
| 01:07:48 |
Gingy! Pinocchio! |
| 01:07:51 |
Oh... |
| 01:07:57 |
Fire in ze hole! |
| 01:08:18 |
Look out below! |
| 01:08:21 |
Quick! Tell a lie! |
| 01:08:23 |
- What should l say? |
| 01:08:26 |
Say something crazy like |
| 01:08:29 |
l am wearing ladies' underwear. |
| 01:08:35 |
- Are you? |
| 01:08:39 |
lt looks like you |
| 01:08:41 |
- l am not! |
| 01:08:43 |
- lt's a thong! |
| 01:08:46 |
- Are not. |
| 01:08:47 |
- Are not! |
| 01:08:49 |
Here we go. Hang tight. |
| 01:08:54 |
Wait, wait, wait! |
| 01:08:58 |
Ow! |
| 01:09:01 |
- Excuse me? |
| 01:09:03 |
Pardon me, would you |
| 01:09:06 |
- Sorry, boss. |
| 01:09:08 |
We've got to stop that kiss! |
| 01:09:10 |
l thought you was going |
| 01:09:12 |
l was, but l can't let them |
| 01:09:14 |
Boom! That's what l like to hear. |
| 01:09:17 |
lt's impossible! |
| 01:09:19 |
The castle's guarded. |
| 01:09:22 |
Folks, it looks like we're up chocolate |
| 01:09:32 |
- What? |
| 01:09:36 |
Well, sure! |
| 01:09:40 |
Because we're gonna need flour. |
| 01:09:42 |
Lots and lots of flour. |
| 01:09:48 |
Gingy! |
| 01:09:50 |
Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! |
| 01:09:59 |
lt's alive! |
| 01:10:09 |
Run, run, run, |
| 01:10:20 |
Go, baby, go! |
| 01:10:23 |
There it is, Mongo! |
| 01:10:26 |
No, you great stupid pastry! |
| 01:10:39 |
Mongo! Down here! |
| 01:10:43 |
That's right! Follow the pretty pony! |
| 01:10:45 |
Pretty pony wants to play |
| 01:10:48 |
Pretty pony. |
| 01:10:51 |
Ladies and gentlemen. |
| 01:10:53 |
Presenting Princess Fiona |
| 01:11:01 |
Shrek, what are you doing? |
| 01:11:03 |
l'm just playing the part, Fiona. |
| 01:11:06 |
ls that glitter on your lips? |
| 01:11:08 |
Mm. Cherry flavored. |
| 01:11:11 |
- Ugh! What is with you? |
| 01:11:18 |
C Minor, put it in C Minor. |
| 01:11:21 |
Ladies and gentlemen. |
| 01:11:25 |
l'd like to dedicate this song to... |
| 01:11:28 |
Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek. |
| 01:11:33 |
Fiona, my Princess. |
| 01:11:35 |
Will you honor me with a dance? |
| 01:11:38 |
Where have all the good men gone |
| 01:11:42 |
And where are all the gods? |
| 01:11:45 |
Dance! |
| 01:11:46 |
Where's the streetwise Hercules |
| 01:11:50 |
To fight the rising odds? |
| 01:11:57 |
Since when do you dance? |
| 01:11:59 |
Fiona, my dearest, |
| 01:12:02 |
it's that love is full of surprises. |
| 01:12:05 |
Late at night I toss and I turn |
| 01:12:08 |
And I dream of what I need |
| 01:12:15 |
Hit it! |
| 01:12:19 |
I need a hero |
| 01:12:21 |
All right, big fella! |
| 01:12:26 |
Man the catapults! |
| 01:12:29 |
Aim! Fire! |
| 01:12:32 |
- Brace yourselves! |
| 01:12:42 |
Not the gumdrop button! |
| 01:12:51 |
lncoming! |
| 01:12:54 |
Ha-ha! All right! |
| 01:12:59 |
Somewhere after midnight |
| 01:13:04 |
Go, Mongo! Go! |
| 01:13:10 |
Man the cauldrons! |
| 01:13:17 |
After you, Mongo. |
| 01:13:21 |
- That's it! Heave-ho! |
| 01:13:28 |
Shrek! |
| 01:13:34 |
More heat, less foam! |
| 01:13:36 |
Up where the mountains |
| 01:13:38 |
Out where the lightning |
| 01:13:41 |
I could swear there is someone |
| 01:13:46 |
Heave! Ho! |
| 01:13:55 |
No...! |
| 01:14:27 |
Come on! |
| 01:14:30 |
Look out! |
| 01:14:31 |
- Be good. |
| 01:14:36 |
He needs me! |
| 01:14:42 |
Donkey! |
| 01:14:53 |
Puss! |
| 01:14:57 |
Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go! |
| 01:15:03 |
Today, l repay my debt. |
| 01:15:11 |
Aww... |
| 01:15:13 |
On guard! |
| 01:15:19 |
He's gotta be strong |
| 01:15:22 |
And he's gotta be fresh |
| 01:15:26 |
- I need a hero |
| 01:15:33 |
- Hey, you! Back away from my wife. |
| 01:15:39 |
You couldn't just go back to your swamp |
| 01:15:43 |
- Now! |
| 01:15:48 |
Pinocchio! Get the wand! |
| 01:15:50 |
l see London! l see France! |
| 01:15:52 |
Whah! |
| 01:15:55 |
l'm a real boy! |
| 01:16:03 |
Ah! Ah! Aaahhh! |
| 01:16:07 |
Catch! |
| 01:16:09 |
Donkey! |
| 01:16:13 |
Oh! |
| 01:16:14 |
l'm a real boy. Aah! |
| 01:16:16 |
Oh! |
| 01:16:19 |
- Ha! |
| 01:16:21 |
That's mine! |
| 01:16:27 |
Pray for mercy, from Puss... |
| 01:16:28 |
And Donkey! |
| 01:16:30 |
She's taken the potion! |
| 01:16:36 |
No! |
| 01:16:55 |
- Hi-ya! |
| 01:16:59 |
- Fiona. |
| 01:17:02 |
Harold! You were supposed |
| 01:17:06 |
Well, l guess l gave her |
| 01:17:10 |
- Mommy! |
| 01:17:13 |
l told you. |
| 01:17:15 |
Ogres don't live happily ever after. |
| 01:17:29 |
Woo! |
| 01:17:31 |
Ha! |
| 01:17:43 |
Oh, Dad! |
| 01:17:49 |
- ls he...? |
| 01:17:52 |
He croaked. |
| 01:17:56 |
Harold? |
| 01:17:58 |
Dad? |
| 01:18:00 |
l'd hoped you'd never |
| 01:18:02 |
- And he gave you a hard time! |
| 01:18:04 |
No, no, he's right. |
| 01:18:08 |
To both of you. |
| 01:18:09 |
l only wanted what |
| 01:18:13 |
But l can see now... |
| 01:18:15 |
she already has it. |
| 01:18:18 |
Shrek, Fiona... |
| 01:18:20 |
Will you accept |
| 01:18:25 |
and my blessing? |
| 01:18:28 |
Harold? |
| 01:18:30 |
l just wish l could be |
| 01:18:35 |
You're more that man today |
| 01:18:38 |
warts and all. |
| 01:18:44 |
Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion! |
| 01:18:46 |
Midnight! |
| 01:18:48 |
Fiona. ls this what you want? |
| 01:18:52 |
To be this way forever? |
| 01:18:54 |
- What? |
| 01:18:58 |
we can stay like this. |
| 01:19:01 |
You'd do that? |
| 01:19:03 |
- For me? |
| 01:19:14 |
l want what any princess wants. |
| 01:19:17 |
To live happily ever after... |
| 01:19:24 |
with the ogre l married. |
| 01:19:29 |
Whatever happens, |
| 01:19:32 |
You cannot make me cry! |
| 01:19:57 |
Whoa! |
| 01:19:59 |
No. No, no. |
| 01:20:06 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:20:24 |
Hey. You still look like |
| 01:20:32 |
Now, where were we? |
| 01:20:36 |
Oh. l remember. |
| 01:20:45 |
Hey! lsn't we supposed |
| 01:20:49 |
Uno, dos, quatro, hit it! |
| 01:20:58 |
Puss and Donkey, y'all... |
| 01:21:00 |
She's into superstitions |
| 01:21:02 |
Black cats and voodoo dolls |
| 01:21:05 |
- Sing it, Puss! |
| 01:21:08 |
That girl's gonna make me fall |
| 01:21:12 |
Here we go! |
| 01:21:13 |
She's into new sensations |
| 01:21:16 |
New kicks in the candlelight |
| 01:21:18 |
She's got a new addiction |
| 01:21:21 |
For every day and night |
| 01:21:24 |
She'll make you take your clothes off |
| 01:21:26 |
And go dancing in the rain |
| 01:21:29 |
She'll make you live her crazy life |
| 01:21:31 |
But she'll take away your pain |
| 01:21:34 |
Like a bullet to your brain |
| 01:21:37 |
Upside inside out |
| 01:21:40 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:21:44 |
Hey gorgeous! |
| 01:21:45 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:21:48 |
Her lips are devil red |
| 01:21:51 |
And her skin's the color of mocha |
| 01:21:53 |
She will wear you out |
| 01:21:56 |
- Living la vida loca |
| 01:21:59 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:00 |
- Say it one more time now! |
| 01:22:09 |
Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish! |
| 01:22:13 |
She'll push and pull you down |
| 01:22:15 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:18 |
She will wear you out |
| 01:22:20 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:23 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:26 |
She'll push and pull you down |
| 01:22:29 |
Living the vida loca |
| 01:22:31 |
Her lips are devil red |
| 01:22:34 |
And her skin's the color of mocha |
| 01:22:36 |
She will wear you out |
| 01:22:40 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:42 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:44 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:22:47 |
Living la vida loca |
| 01:24:07 |
All by myself |
| 01:24:07 |
All by myself |
| 01:24:10 |
Don't wanna be |
| 01:24:12 |
All by myself anymore... |
| 01:24:16 |
Amigo, we are off |
| 01:24:19 |
Come on, join us. |
| 01:24:20 |
Thanks, compadre. |
| 01:24:24 |
We will cheer you up! |
| 01:24:29 |
Hey, baby! |
| 01:24:33 |
Hey, that's my girl! |
| 01:24:37 |
Baby, where you been? |
| 01:24:38 |
- l'm sorry, too. |
| 01:24:41 |
l should've stayed. |
| 01:24:44 |
What? Say it one more time. |
| 01:24:45 |
What you talking about? |
| 01:24:50 |
- Papa! |
| 01:24:59 |
Look at our little mutant babies! |
| 01:25:04 |
l got to get a job. |
| 01:25:05 |
l got to get a job. |
