Shrek Forever After The Final Chapter

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00:00:41 Once upon a time, a long time ago,
00:00:44 a king and queen had a
00:00:47 But she was possessed
00:00:50 By day, a lovely princess.
00:00:55 Only true love's kiss
00:00:58 So Fiona waited in a tower,
00:01:02 when her true love would arrive.
00:01:04 But as the days turned into years,
00:01:07 the King and Queen were forced
00:02:00 Whoa, there.
00:02:03 I don't know about this, Lillian.
00:02:05 Fairy Godmother said only true love's
00:02:10 I don't trust that woman, Harold.
00:02:14 Besides, he does come
00:02:17 But to put our daughter's life
00:02:22 He's devious.
00:02:26 Rumpelstiltskin!
00:02:32 Mrs. Highness.
00:02:34 How do you do?
00:02:37 Down, Fifi. Get down!
00:02:41 As you can see, everything's in order.
00:02:44 So you'll put an end
00:02:47 And, in return, you sign the kingdom
00:02:57 - Lillian, this is madness!
00:03:01 Fiona has been locked away
00:03:05 It's not like she's getting any younger.
00:03:07 But to sign over our entire kingdom?
00:03:10 Well, if your kingdom's worth
00:03:13 Nothing is worth more to us
00:03:20 Jump, Fifi, jump!
00:03:27 Just sign it and all your problems
00:03:40 Your Highness! The Princess!
00:03:48 Who saved her?
00:03:50 No one would have guessed
00:03:53 whose roar was feared
00:03:55 would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.
00:03:58 True love's kiss led to marriage
00:04:01 The kingdom of Far Far Away
00:04:04 Goody for them!
00:04:10 Sir? You're gonna
00:04:14 Maybe we could make a deal
00:04:16 - Oh, I'm not a real boy.
00:04:22 Nobody needs your deals
00:04:32 I wish that ogre was never born!
00:04:47 Wake up, Daddy, wake up!
00:04:50 - Good morning.
00:04:56 Better out than in.
00:04:58 That's my line.
00:05:00 Did my little Fergus make a...
00:05:03 ...big, grownup ogre stink?!
00:05:06 Oh, that's diabolical!
00:05:11 And on your left, the lovable lug
00:05:14 change your undies
00:05:18 I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.
00:05:20 Get in there. Get...
00:05:24 OK, the dragon goes under the bridge,
00:05:27 ...and finally, into the castle.
00:05:35 Play date!
00:05:43 Then Shrek kissed the Princess.
00:05:45 She turned into a beautiful ogre
00:05:47 Happily...
00:05:48 - Ever...
00:05:56 Look! A shooting star!
00:05:59 So, what did you wish for?
00:06:02 That every day could be like this one.
00:06:04 Come here, you.
00:06:18 Morning, Daddy.
00:06:19 Morning.
00:06:22 Better out than in.
00:06:25 Did my little Fergus make a...
00:06:29 Cute. Real cute.
00:06:33 This lovable lug taught us
00:06:34 you don't have to change
00:06:38 Play date!
00:06:42 Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!
00:06:44 She turned into a beautiful ogre
00:06:47 - Happily...
00:06:49 After?
00:06:52 - Daddy, get up!
00:06:56 - Better out than in.
00:07:00 - Play date!
00:07:03 Outhouse again!
00:07:04 Come on.
00:07:09 Undies!
00:07:12 Outhouse!
00:07:13 - Get up, get up!
00:07:16 - Happily...
00:07:17 After.
00:08:07 Roar.
00:08:55 Nice landing, baby.
00:08:57 Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet.
00:09:01 Happy birthday, niños!
00:09:05 Hey, Shrek, Shrek!
00:09:08 Mr. Shrek, would you
00:09:11 And our torches?
00:09:12 Oh, man, you used to be so fierce!
00:09:14 Yeah, when you were a real ogre!
00:09:16 A real ogre?
00:09:29 Shrek, it's a sing-along.
00:09:32 - No, thanks.
00:09:35 Why does being your best friend entail
00:09:39 Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear.
00:09:42 Excuse me, Mr. Shrek?
00:09:43 Could you do that
00:09:45 He's a big, big fan.
00:09:47 Do the roar.
00:09:48 You know, I'd rather not.
00:09:51 - Do the roar.
00:09:53 Why don't you go check on the cake?
00:09:54 - Sure.
00:09:58 Hold still.
00:09:59 Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man.
00:10:01 I always wanted chaps!
00:10:04 - Monsieur Shrek.
00:10:05 Your cake. Voilà!
00:10:08 - What is that supposed to be?
00:10:11 Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.
00:10:14 But happy. It's a party, Shrek.
00:10:16 I'm in a great mood, actually.
00:10:18 - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow!
00:10:21 As long as you're not doing anything,
00:10:22 how about one of those
00:10:24 - Do the roar.
00:10:26 An ogre only roars when he's angry.
00:10:29 You don't want to see me angry, do you?
00:10:31 Do it.
00:10:34 Hold it together. Just hold it together.
00:10:36 Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.
00:10:38 Oh, good.
00:10:39 - What happened to the cake?
00:10:43 - You licked it!
00:10:44 Just because you're an ogre,
00:10:47 Looks like you forgot the candles!
00:10:50 OK, just watch the cake.
00:10:52 Watch the cake?
00:10:54 - Where's the cake?!
00:10:56 - Ya.
00:10:57 No, don't cry.
00:10:59 Hey! I believe you
00:11:01 - Do the roar.
00:11:03 - I don't like it.
00:11:05 - We ate the other cakes.
00:11:08 Hey, everybody!
00:11:10 Not now, Donkey.
00:11:13 - We ate them, too.
00:11:15 No, I ate them.
00:11:16 - You didn't share?
00:11:19 - Everything's gonna be OK.
00:11:22 - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting!
00:11:26 We need the cake!
00:11:29 Cake! Cake! Cake!
00:11:45 I love you, Daddy.
00:11:47 Everybody, I have found another cake!
00:11:50 Shrek? Are you OK?
00:12:19 - Unbelievable.
00:12:22 I'm not talking about the villagers,
00:12:26 Is this really how you want
00:12:29 - Oh, great. So this is all my fault?
00:12:33 Let's talk about this
00:12:35 You mean that roadside
00:12:38 Step right up! See the dancing ogre!
00:12:42 I used to be an ogre.
00:12:46 OK, OK, maybe you're not
00:12:50 But maybe that's not such a bad thing.
00:12:52 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
00:12:56 You spent half your life in a palace.
00:12:58 And the other half
00:13:02 Look, all I want is for things to go
00:13:06 Back when villagers were afraid of me,
00:13:11 When I could do what I wanted,
00:13:14 Back when the world made sense!
00:13:18 You mean back before you
00:13:21 Exactly!
00:13:27 Shrek, you have
00:13:32 a wife who loves you,
00:13:34 friends who adore you.
00:13:40 Why is it the only person
00:14:04 That's just great.
00:14:13 If she thinks I'm gonna
00:14:16 she's got another thing coming.
00:14:19 I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize
00:14:23 Help, please!
00:14:28 Please, help!
00:14:30 Please, help!
00:14:32 I'm stuck! Help!
00:14:33 Oh, please, help!
00:14:35 Someone, anyone! Help me!
00:14:38 The pain! I can see
00:14:42 Grandma? Is that you?
00:14:44 Yeah, it's me, Granny.
00:14:46 An ogre! Please, Mr. Ogre,
00:14:49 I'm not gonna eat you.
00:14:51 But you are an ogre... Aren't you?
00:14:54 Yeah, well, I... I used to be.
00:14:57 Look, move out or get crushed.
00:15:00 So you're not gonna eat me?
00:15:02 No, thanks. I already had a big bowl
00:15:08 Wait up! What's your rush?
00:15:11 Nowhere.
00:15:12 What a coincidence!
00:15:15 But, seriously,
00:15:19 Come on. It's the least I can do
00:15:25 I got a hot rat cooking.
00:15:28 All right! Can I interest you
00:15:32 A liquid libation
00:15:35 - Eyeball-tini?
00:15:40 So the centaur says,
00:15:45 I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.
00:15:47 To live the life of an ogre...
00:15:51 You are free to pillage
00:15:54 - Free? That's a laugh.
00:15:57 Sometimes I wish I had just one day
00:16:02 Why didn't you say so?
00:16:04 Magical transactions are my specialty!
00:16:07 Great. Next to mimes,
00:16:11 Hold on.
00:16:13 "King for a Month. "
00:16:19 Ogre for a day.
00:16:23 Think about it, Shrek.
00:16:25 You'll be, like, "Roar!"
00:16:26 And the villagers will be, like, "Get
00:16:30 It would be just like the good old days,
00:16:33 - When the world made sense.
00:16:38 Catch? No. There's no catch.
00:16:42 I mean, there's something.
00:16:44 All right, I knew it.
00:16:47 - A day.
00:16:49 Rat's done!
00:16:52 To make the magic work, you gotta
00:16:55 In this case, you gotta
00:16:58 I can't just pick up
00:17:01 But that's the best part, Shrek!
00:17:04 No one will even know you're gone.
00:17:06 And by the time this day is up,
00:17:13 Still, I don't know.
00:17:15 Hey, no problem.
00:17:18 Do you like white meat or dark meat?
00:17:22 So what day would I have to give up?
00:17:25 I don't know, any day.
00:17:28 A day you had the flu?
00:17:30 A day some meddling oaf
00:17:33 destroying your business
00:17:38 Just for an example.
00:17:40 How about the day I met Donkey?
00:17:41 Now, there's a day
00:17:44 I don't know who that is.
00:17:47 I know. What about a day
00:17:49 Like a day when you were a baby.
00:17:52 - An innocent, mindless little baby.
00:17:57 - Take them all for all I care.
00:18:02 OK, good.
00:18:05 I guess there's nothing wrong
00:18:09 Just 24 tiny little hours.
00:18:10 - I'm still my own ogre!
00:18:12 I never needed to ask
00:18:15 So why start now?
00:18:26 Go on, Shrek.
00:18:27 Sign it!
00:18:30 Go on, Shrek.
00:18:32 Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!
00:18:36 You signed it.
00:18:37 So, tell me. What happens now?
00:18:40 Have a nice day.
00:18:58 I think I fell on my keys.
00:19:01 There are 40 children in that shoe,
00:19:03 which is why the weasel
00:19:05 Oh, great.
00:19:06 As we head over the river
00:19:09 Ogre!
00:19:32 Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!
00:20:25 This is the part where you run away!
00:20:49 Sure is great to be wanted again.
00:20:53 Nice one.
00:21:02 Fiona?
00:21:13 Oh, no.
00:21:28 My home.
00:21:31 Fiona!
00:21:34 Fiona! Are you in there?!
00:22:13 All right, Rumpel!
00:22:16 This wasn't part of the deal!
00:22:22 Rumpel!
00:22:44 Ogre!
00:22:47 We've got another one, ladies! Get him!
00:22:51 Who are you?!
00:22:53 What are you doing in my swamp?
00:23:01 Looks like a troublemaker!
00:23:15 Spread 'em!
00:23:19 Nice job, ladies!
00:23:28 You witches are making a big mistake!
00:23:32 You have the right to shut your mouth!
00:23:53 Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?
00:23:58 Donkey!
00:24:08 Donkey, where am I? What's happening?
00:24:10 Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.
00:24:20 I'm driving,
00:24:24 Will you witches make up your mind?
00:24:35 Donkey? What's going on?
00:24:39 Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me
00:24:42 I am not going back to work
00:24:43 Tell me to E-I-E-I-O.
00:24:46 Where are my babies?
00:24:50 Look, I think you have me confused
00:24:53 I've never seen you before in my life.
00:24:54 Never seen me before?
00:24:57 And how do you
00:24:59 It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?
00:25:03 A donkey and an ogre friends?
00:25:04 That's the most
00:25:09 Can you at least tell me
00:25:11 To the same place they take
00:25:15 - Stiltskin!
00:25:25 Oh, no.
00:25:39 It's time to crumble!
00:25:42 Place your bets!
00:25:46 Yeah!
00:25:50 Gingy?
00:25:55 Gingy snap!
00:25:59 There's one!
00:26:00 Disgusting, filthy ogre!
00:26:03 Hideous monster!
00:26:04 Filthy, filthy creature!
00:26:06 Disgusting creature!
00:26:33 Move it!
00:26:51 Don't worry, Donkey.
00:26:54 Yeah, right. Put a little mustard
00:27:32 Mr. Stiltskin?
00:27:36 You got another customer.
00:27:39 - Wolfie!
00:27:41 Bring me my business wig.
00:27:43 Mr. Stiltskin, please!
00:27:48 - OK, go.
00:27:50 Go away! Terms are
00:27:54 Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!
00:27:57 Stiltskin!
00:28:00 Shrek!
00:28:03 There he is!
00:28:05 So close!
00:28:07 Have I been waiting for you!
00:28:11 Ladies, this is the guy
00:28:13 that made all of this possible!
00:28:18 So, tell me, how are you
00:28:20 All right, Rumpel, what's going on?
00:28:23 No, Shrek, it's not what I've done.
00:28:26 Thanks to you, the King and Queen
00:28:30 They would never do that.
00:28:32 They would if I promised them
00:28:38 And then they disappeared!
00:28:49 They would have done anything
00:28:50 if they thought it would
00:28:53 I ended Fiona's curse!
00:28:55 How could you when you never existed?
00:28:58 You better start making sense,
00:29:01 Here, let me spell it out for you!
00:29:04 You gave me a day from your past,
00:29:08 A day when you were
00:29:16 You took the day I was born.
00:29:17 No, Shrek. You gave it to me.
00:29:20 Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin,
00:29:24 But you haven't heard the best part.
00:29:27 Since you were never born, once
00:29:36 Where's Fiona?
00:29:38 Where's my family?
00:29:40 Silly little ogre.
00:29:43 You see, you were never born.
00:29:45 You never met Fiona.
00:29:48 Your kids don't exist.
00:29:54 How's that for a metaphysical paradox?
00:29:59 Looks like you got
00:30:02 - Happy Ogre Day!
00:30:07 Get him, witches!
00:30:18 You know what'd help morale
00:30:22 Feet be comfortable
00:30:31 Come on, girls!
00:30:43 Lock all the doors,
00:30:49 I'll be right back, Donkey!
00:30:51 I don't know you! I don't know him!
00:31:13 I'm glad I'm not you.
00:31:19 Help me! Help!
00:31:21 Help!
00:31:30 No, not my pretty ball!
00:31:36 Watch out!
00:31:50 Wolfie?
00:31:51 My angry wig.
00:32:02 Help! I've been kidnapped
00:32:05 Donkey! Get off of me!
00:32:06 Watch it with your pointy hooves!
00:32:16 - Just take my wallet!
00:32:18 I'm being ass-napped!
00:32:20 Animal cruelty! Help!
00:32:21 You need to calm down!
00:32:23 I'm your friend.
00:32:25 I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?
00:32:28 Good. I'm gonna let go...
00:32:30 ...right... now.
00:32:33 Please! Eat my face last!
00:32:35 Donkey! You've got to trust me.
00:32:38 - Why should I trust you?
00:32:40 Because...
00:32:46 OK.
00:33:24 Fine! Go ahead!
00:34:00 I've never seen an ogre cry.
00:34:08 I'm not crying.
00:34:09 It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:34:12 Just thinking about my grandma,
00:34:15 or my grandma kissing a baby kitten,
00:34:20 - That is so darn sad.
00:34:23 Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.
00:34:25 It's none of my business
00:34:28 By the way, why are you upset?
00:34:29 I was tricked into signing something
00:34:32 You signed up for one of them
00:34:34 No. I signed this.
00:34:38 You should never sign a contract
00:34:40 Yeah, I got that.
00:34:42 - His fine print is crafty.
00:34:44 - His exit clauses are sneaky.
00:34:47 - What did you say?
00:34:49 Used to be, you had to guess his name,
00:34:50 but now everybody knows
00:34:52 Donkey, I've read the fine print.
00:34:54 There's nothing
00:34:57 Well, you didn't expect him
00:34:59 Here, let me show you how it's done.
00:35:01 I didn't spend all that time
00:35:03 without picking up a few tricks.
00:35:04 Your tiny, little ogre brain
00:35:07 the complexity
00:35:09 What are you doing?
00:35:10 Hey, I can't get my origami on
00:35:13 Thank you. OK, here's what you
00:35:17 make this letter match up here,
00:35:19 and if you do it just right,
00:35:23 "Try Lou's Bliss. "
00:35:28 Who's Lou?
00:35:30 Give me that!
00:35:36 "True Love's Kiss. "
00:35:41 You have to take me to dinner first.
00:35:44 "According to fairy tale law,
00:35:47 true love's kiss will render
00:35:51 Donkey, you did it! Look at you!
00:35:54 If Fiona and I share true love's kiss,
00:35:59 OK! This isn't a petting zoo!
00:36:03 Well, that's just it, you see.
00:36:05 I don't know.
00:36:07 You know, when I lose something,
00:36:09 So... where did you leave her last?
00:36:12 The last time I saw her,
00:36:14 I told her I wished
00:36:19 - Oh, no.
00:36:22 Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!
00:36:24 What, are you crazy?
00:36:27 They keep dragons in there!
00:36:30 OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead!
00:36:32 I'm gonna just hang back here
00:36:45 Fiona!
00:37:20 Oh, no.
00:37:32 If I didn't save Fiona...
00:37:37 ...then who did?
00:37:49 This is the favour Fiona was
00:37:55 It's a symbol of our love.
00:37:58 Now smell it!
00:37:59 Hey, man, get that dirty
00:38:01 Your nose is the only chance
00:38:04 so stop complaining and start smelling.
00:38:07 Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!
00:38:09 Do I look like a bloodhound to you?
00:38:10 In case you haven't noticed,
00:38:13 If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog,
00:38:16 And another thing...
00:38:18 Wait a minute.
00:38:20 I think I got something.
00:38:22 - Whatever it is, it's sweet.
00:38:24 Luscious and tasty.
00:38:26 Hey! That's my wife
00:38:30 Donkey!
00:38:35 Yeah! Waffles!
00:38:37 And I thought the Waffle Fairy
00:38:40 Sticky stacks of golden,
00:38:44 Donkey! Don't eat that!
00:38:46 There's a stack of freshly made waffles
00:38:50 Don't you find that
00:38:53 Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...?
00:38:55 Bad Donkey! Mustn't.
00:38:57 I said, don't! Don't!
00:39:02 You did.
00:39:10 Look out!
00:39:14 Donkey!
00:39:15 - Are you OK?
00:39:19 Donkey.
00:39:23 Help! Help me!
00:39:24 Help, Shrek! Help!
00:39:50 Watch your head.
00:39:51 Hey, it's a new guy!
00:39:53 Look at him, all dressed up
00:39:55 He's really tiny, isn't he?
00:39:57 Yeah. Fate has delivered us
00:39:59 and for that, we are thankful.
00:40:01 - Let's go, greenie.
00:40:07 - Hey!
00:40:14 - Welcome to the resistance.
00:40:17 We fight for freedom
00:40:29 I didn't know we could do that.
00:40:31 Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!
00:40:34 - I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...
00:40:38 Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.
00:40:41 Trust me, you don't want
00:40:43 I go down smooth,
00:40:45 - Let go!
00:40:47 Your dinner is my friend!
00:40:48 - Come on, guys!
00:40:51 - She's back.
00:41:10 Fiona!
00:41:13 I'm so happy I found you!
00:41:23 Maybe you missed orientation,
00:41:24 but for future reference,
00:41:29 You don't know who I am, do you?
00:41:31 No.
00:41:32 Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away.
00:41:34 Gather the others
00:41:36 Gretched, make sure everyone
00:41:39 - I need to talk to you.
00:41:41 OK, I know you don't
00:41:46 ...we're married. Hear me out.
00:41:48 And at the birthday party
00:41:51 the villagers wanted me
00:41:52 and this boy kept saying,
00:41:54 Then I punched the cakes that the
00:41:57 my donkey fell in your waffle hole.
00:42:01 Right? Who's with me?
00:42:05 I guess I must have kicked him
00:42:08 Fiona, I need to...
00:42:12 Witches! All right, everyone,
00:42:14 - Fiona!
00:42:16 - Witches! Witches!
00:42:46 Fiona, that's the third patrol today.
00:42:49 Trust me, Brogan.
00:42:54 - That's your wife?
00:42:57 Well, I see who wears the chain mail
00:43:03 Some people like to look
00:43:08 Me, I like to look at it as half full.
00:43:13 We've gone from the bottom
00:43:16 But we're not just an empire.
00:43:19 We're a family.
00:43:21 Everyone has got their cupcake?
00:43:25 Good.
00:43:26 Yeah, you know, we have
00:43:30 And so one got away.
00:43:34 It doesn't matter to me.
00:43:36 It's not like it's the end of the world.
00:43:40 Except... funny thing.
00:43:43 Now that I think about it,
00:43:46 And if he shares a kiss
00:43:49 it is the end of the world! Our world!
00:43:53 My empire!
00:43:58 But, as I was saying,
00:44:00 I like to look at the goblet
00:44:06 Yelling makes me so parched.
00:44:08 Would anyone care for some water?
00:44:11 A clear, crisp, delicious glass...
00:44:14 ...of agua purificada?
00:44:18 Anybody's thirsty?
00:44:21 Well, then does anyone care to tell me
00:44:23 what it's going to take
00:44:26 Faster brooms?
00:44:27 - No!
00:44:28 - No! You!
00:44:30 a professional bounty hunter?
00:44:33 What a world! What a world!
00:44:37 You know, actually
00:44:41 I need a bounty hunter.
00:44:42 And if music doth
00:44:46 ...then I think I might know
00:44:51 Listen up, everyone.
00:44:55 Stiltskin is leading
00:44:58 - He's never done that before.
00:45:00 I bet that's because of us.
00:45:02 If that cupcake-eating clown
00:45:04 finally leaves the safety
00:45:08 ...he'll be vulnerable.
00:45:09 The plan's simple.
00:45:12 they'll reach the river by midnight.
00:45:14 We'll be concealed along this road,
00:45:18 Once they reach the clearing,
00:45:21 And then we attack!
00:45:29 And when the smoke clears...
00:45:32 That's my chimichanga stand.
00:45:34 No, Cookie. We won't be needing that.
00:45:36 Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be
00:45:41 Go and finish your little speech.
00:45:43 All right, as I was saying,
00:45:47 Rumpelstiltskin is gone
00:45:50 Far Far Away will finally be free.
00:45:53 - And so will we.
00:45:55 We move out as soon as
00:46:00 - Man, this is serious!
00:46:03 How am I ever gonna
00:46:05 Actually, I was talking
00:46:07 Revolution?
00:46:08 Why don't you just
00:46:10 About how you're her true love and
00:46:13 Well, while I'm at it,
00:46:15 that you're married
00:46:17 and you have little, mutant
00:46:20 I do?!
00:46:22 You saw what happened.
00:46:25 I'm a daddy?
00:46:26 You know what?
00:46:31 ...then I can do it again.
00:46:34 Shrek, do my babies
00:46:36 Donkey...!
00:46:38 Hello?
00:46:40 Fiona?
00:46:47 You should not be here, señor.
00:46:50 Puss?
00:46:57 You've gotta be kidding me.
00:47:12 Feed me, if you dare.
00:47:15 Puss, what happened to you?
00:47:19 ...fancy.
00:47:22 Well, where's your hat?
00:47:25 Your wee little boots?
00:47:27 Boots? For a cat? Ha!
00:47:29 But you're Puss in Boots.
00:47:33 Maybe once.
00:47:34 But that is a name I have outgrown.
00:47:36 That's not the only thing
00:47:38 Hey! I may have let myself go
00:47:42 but hanging up my sword
00:47:44 I have all the cream I can drink
00:47:49 I'll get him later.
00:47:50 Puss, what have I done to you?
00:47:53 You've gone soft.
00:47:55 Well, I do get brushed twice a day.
00:48:00 Look, it's not too late to fix it.
00:48:02 All you have to do is help me
00:48:04 What are you doing?
00:48:07 Well, I know how stressful
00:48:10 ...rallying the troops,
00:48:12 so I brought you a little something
00:48:17 A gift basket?
00:48:18 You're welcome.
00:48:20 Heart-shaped box of slugs.
00:48:23 Skunk-scented candle.
00:48:26 - Look, this really isn't the...
00:48:30 Let's see,
00:48:32 "A mud facial!"
00:48:35 "Good for one free kiss. "
00:48:38 Look, I don't know
00:48:40 but I'm trying to run a revolution.
00:48:42 So unless you have
00:48:44 I suggest you take your gift basket,
00:48:47 get out of my tent
00:48:51 Wow. You're right. I am sorry.
00:48:55 I was just trying to be friendly.
00:48:59 An apologetic hug?
00:49:02 And a quick kiss goodbye.
00:49:04 Hey!
00:49:06 Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?
00:49:10 Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do
00:49:13 - Where'd we find that guy?
00:49:16 Have the years of prim
00:49:20 Don't be silly.
00:49:23 I am.
00:49:32 Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.
00:49:36 Honk.
00:49:37 All right, Piggies, be gone!
00:49:39 Don't forget to take
00:49:42 This little piggy wants to go home!
00:49:44 - Mr. Stiltskin! He's here.
00:50:00 Pied Piper. How was your commute?
00:50:05 Good.
00:50:07 You call this guy a bounty hunter?
00:50:08 What's he gonna do,
00:50:23 OK, got it!
00:50:25 Make it stop!
00:50:31 All right, that's enough.
00:50:36 Looks like it's time to pay the piper.
00:50:42 Griselda, seriously,
00:50:44 Now go get my cheque book!
00:50:47 Things are getting
00:50:53 Here, now make sure they eat up!
00:50:55 You can't end tyranny on
00:50:58 Din-din!
00:51:07 - Come on, Donkey.
00:51:10 All right, but this is the last time.
00:51:13 Here it comes. Look at him.
00:51:20 I see you!
00:51:28 That's quite a friend you've got there.
00:51:30 I can see why you haven't eaten him.
00:51:32 Donkey! I hate to pull you away
00:51:35 but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.
00:51:37 - I need your help!
00:51:43 - Where'd you get these?
00:51:45 Just another gift from some
00:51:49 That's a good one, Cookie!
00:51:52 Anyone who knows Fiona knows
00:51:55 Works on me.
00:51:57 Donkey, what am I gonna do?
00:52:00 You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing
00:52:03 - To the cause!
00:52:08 All right!
00:52:31 Hello!
00:52:35 - Nice moves.
00:52:38 What does it look like?
00:52:40 Oh, yeah.
00:52:43 and do some scrunches
00:52:47 This one taken?
00:52:48 We use that to clean the toilets.
00:52:52 And we use that one to clean
00:52:55 I knew that.
00:52:57 There you go, chief.
00:53:15 Hey... Scott?
00:53:17 My name is Shrek, actually.
00:53:19 You're going to get yourself killed
00:53:22 I'll be fine.
00:53:26 Well, let's see about that.
00:53:28 Hey! Hey... Hey!
00:53:30 What the...?
00:53:36 Fiona?
00:54:08 I got it.
00:54:10 Give me your hand.
00:54:13 The dragon goes under the bridge,
00:54:15 through the loop and finally...
00:54:18 Into the castle.
00:54:27 Wow.
00:54:30 OK. Good.
00:54:33 It seems like you can handle yourself.
00:54:35 - But, Fiona...
00:54:37 - I will, but Fiona...
00:54:50 All right, let's get those axes
00:54:54 Preparation is half the battle!
00:54:56 Ogre! Un momento! Un momento!
00:55:01 Ogre, ogre, un momento!
00:55:05 Just give me a minute.
00:55:07 Look, Puss, I'm a little
00:55:09 I am not believing
00:55:13 Back there, you and Fiona.
00:55:14 There was a spark...
00:55:17 I thought was long extinguished.
00:55:19 It was as if, for one moment,
00:55:23 I am her true love. I ended her curse.
00:55:27 You know of her curse?
00:55:29 By day, one way, by night another.
00:55:32 This shall be the norm.
00:55:35 Until you find true love's first kiss...
00:55:40 ...and then take love's true form.
00:55:44 You even know the little rhyme!
00:55:46 It is true! You are the one!
00:55:49 - How?
00:55:51 Go to her when she is alone
00:55:52 and tell her something
00:55:56 Know about what?!
00:56:00 Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty!
00:56:19 Excuse me. Coming through!
00:56:20 Pardon me, guys! Watch your back.
00:56:23 Look, Donkey,
00:56:26 Ándale! After him, burro!
00:56:29 Man, you are a cat-astrophe!
00:56:31 And you are ri-donkey-lous!
00:56:39 I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.
00:56:47 Secure your positions!
00:57:04 - It's quite a view from up here.
00:57:07 Get back in position!
00:57:08 You need to know,
00:57:11 You are going to ruin everything!
00:57:13 Ruin everything?
00:57:15 The ogres, Rumpel, your curse.
00:57:19 How do you know about my curse?!
00:57:21 OK, OK, please, Fiona...
00:57:25 I can explain everything.
00:57:31 - Where's Fiona's signal?
00:57:34 - He's going to get away!
00:58:01 Listen, I don't know who you are
00:58:05 but if any of these ogres
00:58:07 - A beautiful princess?
00:58:10 - Look, I know you're upset.
00:58:13 I know everything about you.
00:58:15 I know you sing so beautifully
00:58:18 - Big deal.
00:58:20 - you put a heart over the "I".
00:58:23 I know that when
00:58:25 you cross your fingers on both hands,
00:58:27 squinch up your nose
00:58:31 I know that you don't like the covers
00:58:34 and I know that you sleep by candlelight
00:58:36 because every time
00:58:39 ...you're afraid you're gonna
00:58:43 But, most importantly, Fiona...
00:58:46 ...I know that the reason
00:58:52 ...is because you've
00:58:55 ...well...
00:58:59 ...by me.
00:59:09 - You move fast.
00:59:15 - Why is this happening?!
00:59:17 - No, I'm being forced to dance!
00:59:20 No, I can't stop myself!
00:59:23 Please! Make it stop!
00:59:26 I can't control myself!
00:59:31 Yeah! Cookie's bringing
00:59:37 Oh, no! It's the Piper!
00:59:41 I can't believe I let this happen,
00:59:45 - If you'd just let me kiss you!
01:00:03 We must do something before
01:00:07 - What can we do?
01:00:11 When somebody tooties that fluty,
01:00:13 Then it's up to me!
01:00:23 Hurry! We must get them
01:00:29 Puss and Donkey to the rescue!
01:00:57 Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue?
01:00:59 Say what?!
01:01:01 No. Hell...
01:01:05 I don't care how big your eyes get,
01:01:13 All right!
01:01:15 Stop!
01:01:16 - Where are you going?
01:01:19 - How, by getting yourself killed?
01:01:21 Puss, say something.
01:01:23 - Puss?
01:01:25 That's how you knew so much about me.
01:01:27 - Fiona, wait! Kiss me.
01:01:30 It's the only way to save your friends.
01:01:32 Get out of my way.
01:01:33 You used to believe that a single kiss
01:02:01 I don't understand.
01:02:06 True love's kiss
01:02:08 Yeah, you know,
01:02:11 True love didn't get me
01:02:13 I did. I saved myself.
01:02:17 Don't you get it?
01:02:20 Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!
01:02:23 How would you know?
01:02:24 Did you grow up locked away
01:02:27 Did you live all alone
01:02:30 Did you cry yourself
01:02:32 waiting for a true love
01:02:36 But... But I'm your true love.
01:02:39 Then where were you
01:02:54 Maybe you kissed her wrong?
01:02:57 No.
01:02:59 The kiss didn't work...
01:03:01 ...because Fiona doesn't love me.
01:03:10 Don't despair, fellow ogres!
01:03:12 They can put us in cages,
01:03:17 Shrek and Fiona are together?!
01:03:22 Yeah, I've heard enough of
01:03:25 Wolfie! My speech wig.
01:03:27 Baba! Ready my makeup.
01:03:33 - Tight.
01:03:37 Please stay tuned for a message
01:03:42 Hello, people.
01:03:45 ...shepherd of your dreams.
01:03:49 Recently, a certain somebody
01:03:52 has jeopardized our joyous lives.
01:03:56 And that somebody
01:04:01 That is why I come to you,
01:04:04 For whomever brings me this ogre,
01:04:06 shall receive the deal of a lifetime.
01:04:11 Just think of it! Total and
01:04:12 - complete happiness.
01:04:14 Dazzling, radiant fulfilment!
01:04:17 - Yeah!
01:04:19 Anything you could ever want!
01:04:24 But hurry, this is a limited time offer.
01:04:27 So light your torches, sharpen
01:04:33 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
01:04:40 Go back where you came from!
01:04:45 It seems that we are safe.
01:04:47 Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky
01:04:50 What's the point?
01:04:54 Look, Shrek, I know things
01:04:57 but things always work themselves
01:05:00 - I bet by this time tomorrow...
01:05:02 There is no tomorrow.
01:05:04 There's no day after that, and there's
01:05:08 My life was perfect
01:05:11 If your life was so perfect, why'd you
01:05:15 Because I didn't know
01:05:23 I didn't know what I had.
01:05:27 Surrender now! I'm taking you in!
01:05:31 Don't try to fight it, ogre!
01:05:34 Gingy?
01:05:36 - You unhand me, green devil!
01:05:39 Collecting my bounty!
01:05:40 - Bounty?
01:05:43 Rumpelstiltskin promised
01:05:45 - for whoever could bring you in.
01:05:48 Where all your wishes come true.
01:05:53 Wait a minute.
01:05:55 - I can still fix this.
01:05:58 You know what? I'm gonna give
01:06:02 OK, Gingy, tell me about this...
01:06:08 Were you going to eat that?
01:06:12 Not Shrek. That is not Shrek.
01:06:15 That's not even an ogre,
01:06:19 - And that...
01:06:20 ...is just sad.
01:06:22 And what is that supposed to be?
01:06:24 I'm just a frightened old man.
01:06:25 Don't listen to him!
01:06:28 That is your father painted green.
01:06:30 No, it's Shrek! Honest!
01:06:33 Take them away!
01:06:34 Can no one bring me Shrek?!
01:06:37 How hard can it be?!
01:06:40 Stiltskin!
01:06:43 I hear you're looking for me.
01:06:46 All right! Finally!
01:06:48 Who turned him in?
01:06:51 - I do.
01:06:53 If I'm turning myself in,
01:07:00 That means you have
01:07:04 No! Only true love's kiss
01:07:06 So if you thought you were just gonna...
01:07:09 ...in here and get your life back...
01:07:14 Then what do you want?
01:07:26 The ogres. They are all free.
01:07:29 But where is Shrek?
01:07:35 This is not good.
01:07:39 I don't know.
01:07:42 The noble Shrek turns himself in
01:07:48 All that matters is that they're free...
01:07:51 ...and Fiona is safe.
01:07:55 I bet Fiona would be
01:07:58 But, hey...
01:07:59 ...I guess you can tell her yourself.
01:08:03 Fiona!
01:08:12 Stiltskin, we had a deal!
01:08:17 Oh, yeah.
01:08:18 But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she?
01:08:25 By day, one way, by night, another.
01:08:33 Nobody's smart but me!
01:08:43 That was a really brave thing
01:08:46 Thank you.
01:08:48 No, you were right.
01:08:51 I wasn't there for you.
01:08:53 And not just at
01:08:56 ...every day since.
01:08:59 Well...
01:09:01 ...you're here now.
01:09:05 Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!
01:09:07 Don't be a fool, mule!
01:09:08 She's right. Rumpel's palace
01:09:11 - than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard.
01:09:14 by a whole bunch of
01:09:17 Hey! We can hear you!
01:09:21 Sorry!
01:09:24 We must get into the palace.
01:09:26 Man, Shrek and me
01:09:28 But how?
01:09:31 The same way we're gonna bust in.
01:09:38 Yay! My new pretty ball!
01:09:42 I guess it'll have to do.
01:09:49 Witches, finally, the moment
01:09:53 The main event of the evening!
01:09:56 I present Shrek and Fiona!
01:10:04 And now, to put the past
01:10:08 I give you a princess's worst nightmare!
01:10:12 Fiona's old flame,
01:10:15 ...Dragon!
01:10:39 - Donkey?
01:10:45 In Boots!
01:11:15 Get them, get them, witches!
01:11:18 Incoming!
01:11:24 - Donkey, woo her!
01:11:26 Your wife!
01:11:51 Uh-oh.
01:11:57 I'll call you! We're in love!
01:12:12 Fiona, hold on!
01:12:15 Hey, you!
01:12:45 - Chimichangas?!
01:12:54 Jump!
01:12:59 Now!
01:13:13 The dragon goes under the bridge!
01:13:17 Through the loop!
01:13:18 And finally...
01:13:20 Into the castle!
01:13:28 Run!
01:13:35 Foo!
01:13:38 So long!
01:13:42 Come on, Fifi, go!
01:13:43 Go! Witches, close up the floor!
01:13:46 Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!
01:13:49 Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!
01:13:53 Fifi, no!
01:13:59 Victory is ours!
01:14:08 Looks like we're having
01:14:11 Hey, we make a pretty good team.
01:14:14 You have no idea.
01:14:24 Shrek?
01:14:28 His day is up. His day is...!
01:14:31 Shrek?
01:14:33 It's all right.
01:14:38 There has to be something I can do.
01:14:41 You've already done
01:14:45 You gave me a home and a family.
01:14:47 You have kids?
01:14:49 We have kids.
01:14:51 Fergus, Farkle
01:14:55 ...Felicia.
01:14:57 I always wanted to have
01:15:00 And someday...
01:15:04 ...you will.
01:15:15 You know what the
01:15:20 I got the chance to fall in love
01:15:57 Fiona, the sunrise!
01:16:00 You're still... an ogre!
01:16:04 - True love's form.
01:16:08 The kiss worked.
01:16:16 What?!
01:16:26 Fifi!
01:16:29 Puss!
01:16:33 No, no, no!
01:16:35 No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait!
01:16:51 I love you, Daddy!
01:16:53 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
01:17:00 Everybody, I have found another cake!
01:17:04 Shrek? Are you OK?
01:17:12 Fiona. I've never been better.
01:17:18 Roar!
01:17:25 Happy Birthday, Farkle.
01:17:27 Fergus, my little man!
01:17:29 And Felicia, sweetheart.
01:17:32 I believe this is yours.
01:17:35 Thank you, Daddy.
01:17:38 Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about
01:17:41 Please, señor, let us have it!
01:17:54 - I didn't know we could do that.
01:17:58 You know, I always thought
01:18:00 that I rescued you
01:18:03 You did.
01:18:04 No. It was you that rescued me.
01:19:35 Yummy!