Shrek Forever After The Final Chapter
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Once upon a time, a long time ago, |
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a king and queen had a |
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But she was possessed |
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By day, a lovely princess. |
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Only true love's kiss |
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So Fiona waited in a tower, |
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when her true love would arrive. |
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But as the days turned into years, |
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the King and Queen were forced |
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Whoa, there. |
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I don't know about this, Lillian. |
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Fairy Godmother said only true love's |
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I don't trust that woman, Harold. |
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Besides, he does come |
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But to put our daughter's life |
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He's devious. |
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Rumpelstiltskin! |
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Mrs. Highness. |
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How do you do? |
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Down, Fifi. Get down! |
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As you can see, everything's in order. |
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So you'll put an end |
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And, in return, you sign the kingdom |
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- Lillian, this is madness! |
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Fiona has been locked away |
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It's not like she's getting any younger. |
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But to sign over our entire kingdom? |
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Well, if your kingdom's worth |
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Nothing is worth more to us |
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Jump, Fifi, jump! |
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Just sign it and all your problems |
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Your Highness! The Princess! |
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Who saved her? |
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No one would have guessed |
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whose roar was feared |
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would save the beautiful Princess Fiona. |
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True love's kiss led to marriage |
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The kingdom of Far Far Away |
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Goody for them! |
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Sir? You're gonna |
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Maybe we could make a deal |
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- Oh, I'm not a real boy. |
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Nobody needs your deals |
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I wish that ogre was never born! |
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Wake up, Daddy, wake up! |
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- Good morning. |
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Better out than in. |
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That's my line. |
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Did my little Fergus make a... |
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...big, grownup ogre stink?! |
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Oh, that's diabolical! |
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And on your left, the lovable lug |
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change your undies |
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I wonder what Shrek's up to in there. |
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Get in there. Get... |
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OK, the dragon goes under the bridge, |
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...and finally, into the castle. |
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Play date! |
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Then Shrek kissed the Princess. |
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She turned into a beautiful ogre |
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Happily... |
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- Ever... |
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Look! A shooting star! |
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So, what did you wish for? |
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That every day could be like this one. |
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Come here, you. |
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Morning, Daddy. |
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Morning. |
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Better out than in. |
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Did my little Fergus make a... |
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Cute. Real cute. |
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This lovable lug taught us |
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you don't have to change |
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Play date! |
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Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up! |
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She turned into a beautiful ogre |
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- Happily... |
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After? |
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- Daddy, get up! |
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- Better out than in. |
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- Play date! |
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Outhouse again! |
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Come on. |
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Undies! |
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Outhouse! |
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- Get up, get up! |
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- Happily... |
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After. |
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Roar. |
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Nice landing, baby. |
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Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet. |
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Happy birthday, niños! |
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Hey, Shrek, Shrek! |
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Mr. Shrek, would you |
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And our torches? |
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Oh, man, you used to be so fierce! |
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Yeah, when you were a real ogre! |
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A real ogre? |
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Shrek, it's a sing-along. |
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- No, thanks. |
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Why does being your best friend entail |
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Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear. |
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Excuse me, Mr. Shrek? |
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Could you do that |
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He's a big, big fan. |
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Do the roar. |
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You know, I'd rather not. |
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- Do the roar. |
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Why don't you go check on the cake? |
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- Sure. |
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Hold still. |
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Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man. |
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I always wanted chaps! |
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- Monsieur Shrek. |
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Your cake. Voilà! |
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- What is that supposed to be? |
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Isn't he cute? He looks just like you. |
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But happy. It's a party, Shrek. |
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I'm in a great mood, actually. |
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- Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow! |
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As long as you're not doing anything, |
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how about one of those |
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- Do the roar. |
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An ogre only roars when he's angry. |
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You don't want to see me angry, do you? |
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Do it. |
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Hold it together. Just hold it together. |
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Daddy, he's getting away. Do something. |
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Oh, good. |
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- What happened to the cake? |
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- You licked it! |
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Just because you're an ogre, |
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Looks like you forgot the candles! |
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OK, just watch the cake. |
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Watch the cake? |
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- Where's the cake?! |
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- Ya. |
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No, don't cry. |
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Hey! I believe you |
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- Do the roar. |
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- I don't like it. |
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- We ate the other cakes. |
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Hey, everybody! |
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Not now, Donkey. |
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- We ate them, too. |
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No, I ate them. |
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- You didn't share? |
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- Everything's gonna be OK. |
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- Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting! |
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We need the cake! |
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Cake! Cake! Cake! |
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I love you, Daddy. |
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Everybody, I have found another cake! |
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Shrek? Are you OK? |
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- Unbelievable. |
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I'm not talking about the villagers, |
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Is this really how you want |
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- Oh, great. So this is all my fault? |
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Let's talk about this |
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You mean that roadside |
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Step right up! See the dancing ogre! |
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I used to be an ogre. |
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OK, OK, maybe you're not |
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But maybe that's not such a bad thing. |
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I wouldn't expect you to understand. |
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You spent half your life in a palace. |
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And the other half |
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Look, all I want is for things to go |
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Back when villagers were afraid of me, |
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When I could do what I wanted, |
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Back when the world made sense! |
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You mean back before you |
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Exactly! |
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Shrek, you have |
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a wife who loves you, |
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friends who adore you. |
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Why is it the only person |
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That's just great. |
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If she thinks I'm gonna |
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she's got another thing coming. |
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I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize |
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Help, please! |
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Please, help! |
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Please, help! |
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I'm stuck! Help! |
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Oh, please, help! |
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Someone, anyone! Help me! |
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The pain! I can see |
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Grandma? Is that you? |
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Yeah, it's me, Granny. |
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An ogre! Please, Mr. Ogre, |
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I'm not gonna eat you. |
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But you are an ogre... Aren't you? |
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Yeah, well, I... I used to be. |
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Look, move out or get crushed. |
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So you're not gonna eat me? |
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No, thanks. I already had a big bowl |
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Wait up! What's your rush? |
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Nowhere. |
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What a coincidence! |
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But, seriously, |
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Come on. It's the least I can do |
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I got a hot rat cooking. |
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All right! Can I interest you |
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A liquid libation |
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- Eyeball-tini? |
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So the centaur says, |
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I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you. |
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To live the life of an ogre... |
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You are free to pillage |
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- Free? That's a laugh. |
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Sometimes I wish I had just one day |
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Why didn't you say so? |
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Magical transactions are my specialty! |
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Great. Next to mimes, |
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Hold on. |
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"King for a Month. " |
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Ogre for a day. |
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Think about it, Shrek. |
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You'll be, like, "Roar!" |
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And the villagers will be, like, "Get |
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It would be just like the good old days, |
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- When the world made sense. |
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Catch? No. There's no catch. |
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I mean, there's something. |
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All right, I knew it. |
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- A day. |
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Rat's done! |
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To make the magic work, you gotta |
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In this case, you gotta |
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I can't just pick up |
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But that's the best part, Shrek! |
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No one will even know you're gone. |
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And by the time this day is up, |
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Still, I don't know. |
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Hey, no problem. |
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Do you like white meat or dark meat? |
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So what day would I have to give up? |
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I don't know, any day. |
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A day you had the flu? |
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A day some meddling oaf |
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destroying your business |
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Just for an example. |
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How about the day I met Donkey? |
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Now, there's a day |
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I don't know who that is. |
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I know. What about a day |
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Like a day when you were a baby. |
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- An innocent, mindless little baby. |
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- Take them all for all I care. |
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OK, good. |
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I guess there's nothing wrong |
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Just 24 tiny little hours. |
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- I'm still my own ogre! |
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I never needed to ask |
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So why start now? |
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Go on, Shrek. |
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Sign it! |
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Go on, Shrek. |
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Sign it, Shrek! Sign it! |
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You signed it. |
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So, tell me. What happens now? |
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Have a nice day. |
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I think I fell on my keys. |
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There are 40 children in that shoe, |
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which is why the weasel |
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Oh, great. |
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As we head over the river |
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Ogre! |
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Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre! |
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This is the part where you run away! |
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Sure is great to be wanted again. |
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Nice one. |
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Fiona? |
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Oh, no. |
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My home. |
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Fiona! |
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Fiona! Are you in there?! |
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All right, Rumpel! |
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This wasn't part of the deal! |
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Rumpel! |
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Ogre! |
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We've got another one, ladies! Get him! |
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Who are you?! |
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What are you doing in my swamp? |
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Looks like a troublemaker! |
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Spread 'em! |
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Nice job, ladies! |
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You witches are making a big mistake! |
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You have the right to shut your mouth! |
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Donkey, stop with the singing, will you? |
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Donkey! |
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Donkey, where am I? What's happening? |
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Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song. |
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I'm driving, |
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Will you witches make up your mind? |
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Donkey? What's going on? |
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Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me |
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I am not going back to work |
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Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. |
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Where are my babies? |
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Look, I think you have me confused |
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I've never seen you before in my life. |
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Never seen me before? |
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And how do you |
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It's me, Shrek. Your best friend? |
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A donkey and an ogre friends? |
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That's the most |
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Can you at least tell me |
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To the same place they take |
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- Stiltskin! |
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Oh, no. |
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It's time to crumble! |
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Place your bets! |
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Yeah! |
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Gingy? |
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Gingy snap! |
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There's one! |
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Disgusting, filthy ogre! |
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Hideous monster! |
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Filthy, filthy creature! |
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Disgusting creature! |
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Move it! |
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Don't worry, Donkey. |
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Yeah, right. Put a little mustard |
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Mr. Stiltskin? |
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You got another customer. |
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- Wolfie! |
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Bring me my business wig. |
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Mr. Stiltskin, please! |
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- OK, go. |
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Go away! Terms are |
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Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne! |
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Stiltskin! |
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Shrek! |
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There he is! |
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So close! |
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Have I been waiting for you! |
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Ladies, this is the guy |
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that made all of this possible! |
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So, tell me, how are you |
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All right, Rumpel, what's going on? |
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No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. |
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Thanks to you, the King and Queen |
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They would never do that. |
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They would if I promised them |
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And then they disappeared! |
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They would have done anything |
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if they thought it would |
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I ended Fiona's curse! |
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How could you when you never existed? |
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You better start making sense, |
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Here, let me spell it out for you! |
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You gave me a day from your past, |
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A day when you were |
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You took the day I was born. |
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No, Shrek. You gave it to me. |
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Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, |
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But you haven't heard the best part. |
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Since you were never born, once |
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Where's Fiona? |
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Where's my family? |
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Silly little ogre. |
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You see, you were never born. |
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You never met Fiona. |
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Your kids don't exist. |
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How's that for a metaphysical paradox? |
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Looks like you got |
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- Happy Ogre Day! |
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Get him, witches! |
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You know what'd help morale |
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Feet be comfortable |
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Come on, girls! |
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Lock all the doors, |
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I'll be right back, Donkey! |
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I don't know you! I don't know him! |
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I'm glad I'm not you. |
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Help me! Help! |
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Help! |
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No, not my pretty ball! |
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Watch out! |
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Wolfie? |
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My angry wig. |
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Help! I've been kidnapped |
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Donkey! Get off of me! |
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Watch it with your pointy hooves! |
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- Just take my wallet! |
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I'm being ass-napped! |
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Animal cruelty! Help! |
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You need to calm down! |
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I'm your friend. |
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I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? |
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Good. I'm gonna let go... |
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...right... now. |
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Please! Eat my face last! |
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Donkey! You've got to trust me. |
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- Why should I trust you? |
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Because... |
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OK. |
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Fine! Go ahead! |
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I've never seen an ogre cry. |
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I'm not crying. |
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It's nothing to be ashamed of. |
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Just thinking about my grandma, |
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or my grandma kissing a baby kitten, |
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- That is so darn sad. |
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Take it easy, I'm only trying to help. |
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It's none of my business |
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By the way, why are you upset? |
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I was tricked into signing something |
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You signed up for one of them |
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No. I signed this. |
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You should never sign a contract |
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Yeah, I got that. |
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- His fine print is crafty. |
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- His exit clauses are sneaky. |
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- What did you say? |
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Used to be, you had to guess his name, |
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but now everybody knows |
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Donkey, I've read the fine print. |
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There's nothing |
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Well, you didn't expect him |
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Here, let me show you how it's done. |
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I didn't spend all that time |
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without picking up a few tricks. |
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Your tiny, little ogre brain |
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the complexity |
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What are you doing? |
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Hey, I can't get my origami on |
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Thank you. OK, here's what you |
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make this letter match up here, |
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and if you do it just right, |
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"Try Lou's Bliss. " |
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Who's Lou? |
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Give me that! |
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"True Love's Kiss. " |
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You have to take me to dinner first. |
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"According to fairy tale law, |
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true love's kiss will render |
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Donkey, you did it! Look at you! |
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If Fiona and I share true love's kiss, |
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OK! This isn't a petting zoo! |
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Well, that's just it, you see. |
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I don't know. |
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You know, when I lose something, |
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So... where did you leave her last? |
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The last time I saw her, |
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I told her I wished |
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- Oh, no. |
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Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek! |
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What, are you crazy? |
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They keep dragons in there! |
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OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead! |
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I'm gonna just hang back here |
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Fiona! |
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Oh, no. |
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If I didn't save Fiona... |
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...then who did? |
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This is the favour Fiona was |
00:37:55 |
It's a symbol of our love. |
00:37:58 |
Now smell it! |
00:37:59 |
Hey, man, get that dirty |
00:38:01 |
Your nose is the only chance |
00:38:04 |
so stop complaining and start smelling. |
00:38:07 |
Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl! |
00:38:09 |
Do I look like a bloodhound to you? |
00:38:10 |
In case you haven't noticed, |
00:38:13 |
If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog, |
00:38:16 |
And another thing... |
00:38:18 |
Wait a minute. |
00:38:20 |
I think I got something. |
00:38:22 |
- Whatever it is, it's sweet. |
00:38:24 |
Luscious and tasty. |
00:38:26 |
Hey! That's my wife |
00:38:30 |
Donkey! |
00:38:35 |
Yeah! Waffles! |
00:38:37 |
And I thought the Waffle Fairy |
00:38:40 |
Sticky stacks of golden, |
00:38:44 |
Donkey! Don't eat that! |
00:38:46 |
There's a stack of freshly made waffles |
00:38:50 |
Don't you find that |
00:38:53 |
Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...? |
00:38:55 |
Bad Donkey! Mustn't. |
00:38:57 |
I said, don't! Don't! |
00:39:02 |
You did. |
00:39:10 |
Look out! |
00:39:14 |
Donkey! |
00:39:15 |
- Are you OK? |
00:39:19 |
Donkey. |
00:39:23 |
Help! Help me! |
00:39:24 |
Help, Shrek! Help! |
00:39:50 |
Watch your head. |
00:39:51 |
Hey, it's a new guy! |
00:39:53 |
Look at him, all dressed up |
00:39:55 |
He's really tiny, isn't he? |
00:39:57 |
Yeah. Fate has delivered us |
00:39:59 |
and for that, we are thankful. |
00:40:01 |
- Let's go, greenie. |
00:40:07 |
- Hey! |
00:40:14 |
- Welcome to the resistance. |
00:40:17 |
We fight for freedom |
00:40:29 |
I didn't know we could do that. |
00:40:31 |
Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange! |
00:40:34 |
- I'm poisonous! I'm all poi... |
00:40:38 |
Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet. |
00:40:41 |
Trust me, you don't want |
00:40:43 |
I go down smooth, |
00:40:45 |
- Let go! |
00:40:47 |
Your dinner is my friend! |
00:40:48 |
- Come on, guys! |
00:40:51 |
- She's back. |
00:41:10 |
Fiona! |
00:41:13 |
I'm so happy I found you! |
00:41:23 |
Maybe you missed orientation, |
00:41:24 |
but for future reference, |
00:41:29 |
You don't know who I am, do you? |
00:41:31 |
No. |
00:41:32 |
Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away. |
00:41:34 |
Gather the others |
00:41:36 |
Gretched, make sure everyone |
00:41:39 |
- I need to talk to you. |
00:41:41 |
OK, I know you don't |
00:41:46 |
...we're married. Hear me out. |
00:41:48 |
And at the birthday party |
00:41:51 |
the villagers wanted me |
00:41:52 |
and this boy kept saying, |
00:41:54 |
Then I punched the cakes that the |
00:41:57 |
my donkey fell in your waffle hole. |
00:42:01 |
Right? Who's with me? |
00:42:05 |
I guess I must have kicked him |
00:42:08 |
Fiona, I need to... |
00:42:12 |
Witches! All right, everyone, |
00:42:14 |
- Fiona! |
00:42:16 |
- Witches! Witches! |
00:42:46 |
Fiona, that's the third patrol today. |
00:42:49 |
Trust me, Brogan. |
00:42:54 |
- That's your wife? |
00:42:57 |
Well, I see who wears the chain mail |
00:43:03 |
Some people like to look |
00:43:08 |
Me, I like to look at it as half full. |
00:43:13 |
We've gone from the bottom |
00:43:16 |
But we're not just an empire. |
00:43:19 |
We're a family. |
00:43:21 |
Everyone has got their cupcake? |
00:43:25 |
Good. |
00:43:26 |
Yeah, you know, we have |
00:43:30 |
And so one got away. |
00:43:34 |
It doesn't matter to me. |
00:43:36 |
It's not like it's the end of the world. |
00:43:40 |
Except... funny thing. |
00:43:43 |
Now that I think about it, |
00:43:46 |
And if he shares a kiss |
00:43:49 |
it is the end of the world! Our world! |
00:43:53 |
My empire! |
00:43:58 |
But, as I was saying, |
00:44:00 |
I like to look at the goblet |
00:44:06 |
Yelling makes me so parched. |
00:44:08 |
Would anyone care for some water? |
00:44:11 |
A clear, crisp, delicious glass... |
00:44:14 |
...of agua purificada? |
00:44:18 |
Anybody's thirsty? |
00:44:21 |
Well, then does anyone care to tell me |
00:44:23 |
what it's going to take |
00:44:26 |
Faster brooms? |
00:44:27 |
- No! |
00:44:28 |
- No! You! |
00:44:30 |
a professional bounty hunter? |
00:44:33 |
What a world! What a world! |
00:44:37 |
You know, actually |
00:44:41 |
I need a bounty hunter. |
00:44:42 |
And if music doth |
00:44:46 |
...then I think I might know |
00:44:51 |
Listen up, everyone. |
00:44:55 |
Stiltskin is leading |
00:44:58 |
- He's never done that before. |
00:45:00 |
I bet that's because of us. |
00:45:02 |
If that cupcake-eating clown |
00:45:04 |
finally leaves the safety |
00:45:08 |
...he'll be vulnerable. |
00:45:09 |
The plan's simple. |
00:45:12 |
they'll reach the river by midnight. |
00:45:14 |
We'll be concealed along this road, |
00:45:18 |
Once they reach the clearing, |
00:45:21 |
And then we attack! |
00:45:29 |
And when the smoke clears... |
00:45:32 |
That's my chimichanga stand. |
00:45:34 |
No, Cookie. We won't be needing that. |
00:45:36 |
Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be |
00:45:41 |
Go and finish your little speech. |
00:45:43 |
All right, as I was saying, |
00:45:47 |
Rumpelstiltskin is gone |
00:45:50 |
Far Far Away will finally be free. |
00:45:53 |
- And so will we. |
00:45:55 |
We move out as soon as |
00:46:00 |
- Man, this is serious! |
00:46:03 |
How am I ever gonna |
00:46:05 |
Actually, I was talking |
00:46:07 |
Revolution? |
00:46:08 |
Why don't you just |
00:46:10 |
About how you're her true love and |
00:46:13 |
Well, while I'm at it, |
00:46:15 |
that you're married |
00:46:17 |
and you have little, mutant |
00:46:20 |
I do?! |
00:46:22 |
You saw what happened. |
00:46:25 |
I'm a daddy? |
00:46:26 |
You know what? |
00:46:31 |
...then I can do it again. |
00:46:34 |
Shrek, do my babies |
00:46:36 |
Donkey...! |
00:46:38 |
Hello? |
00:46:40 |
Fiona? |
00:46:47 |
You should not be here, señor. |
00:46:50 |
Puss? |
00:46:57 |
You've gotta be kidding me. |
00:47:12 |
Feed me, if you dare. |
00:47:15 |
Puss, what happened to you? |
00:47:19 |
...fancy. |
00:47:22 |
Well, where's your hat? |
00:47:25 |
Your wee little boots? |
00:47:27 |
Boots? For a cat? Ha! |
00:47:29 |
But you're Puss in Boots. |
00:47:33 |
Maybe once. |
00:47:34 |
But that is a name I have outgrown. |
00:47:36 |
That's not the only thing |
00:47:38 |
Hey! I may have let myself go |
00:47:42 |
but hanging up my sword |
00:47:44 |
I have all the cream I can drink |
00:47:49 |
I'll get him later. |
00:47:50 |
Puss, what have I done to you? |
00:47:53 |
You've gone soft. |
00:47:55 |
Well, I do get brushed twice a day. |
00:48:00 |
Look, it's not too late to fix it. |
00:48:02 |
All you have to do is help me |
00:48:04 |
What are you doing? |
00:48:07 |
Well, I know how stressful |
00:48:10 |
...rallying the troops, |
00:48:12 |
so I brought you a little something |
00:48:17 |
A gift basket? |
00:48:18 |
You're welcome. |
00:48:20 |
Heart-shaped box of slugs. |
00:48:23 |
Skunk-scented candle. |
00:48:26 |
- Look, this really isn't the... |
00:48:30 |
Let's see, |
00:48:32 |
"A mud facial!" |
00:48:35 |
"Good for one free kiss. " |
00:48:38 |
Look, I don't know |
00:48:40 |
but I'm trying to run a revolution. |
00:48:42 |
So unless you have |
00:48:44 |
I suggest you take your gift basket, |
00:48:47 |
get out of my tent |
00:48:51 |
Wow. You're right. I am sorry. |
00:48:55 |
I was just trying to be friendly. |
00:48:59 |
An apologetic hug? |
00:49:02 |
And a quick kiss goodbye. |
00:49:04 |
Hey! |
00:49:06 |
Wait! Is that mistletoe I see? |
00:49:10 |
Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do |
00:49:13 |
- Where'd we find that guy? |
00:49:16 |
Have the years of prim |
00:49:20 |
Don't be silly. |
00:49:23 |
I am. |
00:49:32 |
Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi. |
00:49:36 |
Honk. |
00:49:37 |
All right, Piggies, be gone! |
00:49:39 |
Don't forget to take |
00:49:42 |
This little piggy wants to go home! |
00:49:44 |
- Mr. Stiltskin! He's here. |
00:50:00 |
Pied Piper. How was your commute? |
00:50:05 |
Good. |
00:50:07 |
You call this guy a bounty hunter? |
00:50:08 |
What's he gonna do, |
00:50:23 |
OK, got it! |
00:50:25 |
Make it stop! |
00:50:31 |
All right, that's enough. |
00:50:36 |
Looks like it's time to pay the piper. |
00:50:42 |
Griselda, seriously, |
00:50:44 |
Now go get my cheque book! |
00:50:47 |
Things are getting |
00:50:53 |
Here, now make sure they eat up! |
00:50:55 |
You can't end tyranny on |
00:50:58 |
Din-din! |
00:51:07 |
- Come on, Donkey. |
00:51:10 |
All right, but this is the last time. |
00:51:13 |
Here it comes. Look at him. |
00:51:20 |
I see you! |
00:51:28 |
That's quite a friend you've got there. |
00:51:30 |
I can see why you haven't eaten him. |
00:51:32 |
Donkey! I hate to pull you away |
00:51:35 |
but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona. |
00:51:37 |
- I need your help! |
00:51:43 |
- Where'd you get these? |
00:51:45 |
Just another gift from some |
00:51:49 |
That's a good one, Cookie! |
00:51:52 |
Anyone who knows Fiona knows |
00:51:55 |
Works on me. |
00:51:57 |
Donkey, what am I gonna do? |
00:52:00 |
You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing |
00:52:03 |
- To the cause! |
00:52:08 |
All right! |
00:52:31 |
Hello! |
00:52:35 |
- Nice moves. |
00:52:38 |
What does it look like? |
00:52:40 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:52:43 |
and do some scrunches |
00:52:47 |
This one taken? |
00:52:48 |
We use that to clean the toilets. |
00:52:52 |
And we use that one to clean |
00:52:55 |
I knew that. |
00:52:57 |
There you go, chief. |
00:53:15 |
Hey... Scott? |
00:53:17 |
My name is Shrek, actually. |
00:53:19 |
You're going to get yourself killed |
00:53:22 |
I'll be fine. |
00:53:26 |
Well, let's see about that. |
00:53:28 |
Hey! Hey... Hey! |
00:53:30 |
What the...? |
00:53:36 |
Fiona? |
00:54:08 |
I got it. |
00:54:10 |
Give me your hand. |
00:54:13 |
The dragon goes under the bridge, |
00:54:15 |
through the loop and finally... |
00:54:18 |
Into the castle. |
00:54:27 |
Wow. |
00:54:30 |
OK. Good. |
00:54:33 |
It seems like you can handle yourself. |
00:54:35 |
- But, Fiona... |
00:54:37 |
- I will, but Fiona... |
00:54:50 |
All right, let's get those axes |
00:54:54 |
Preparation is half the battle! |
00:54:56 |
Ogre! Un momento! Un momento! |
00:55:01 |
Ogre, ogre, un momento! |
00:55:05 |
Just give me a minute. |
00:55:07 |
Look, Puss, I'm a little |
00:55:09 |
I am not believing |
00:55:13 |
Back there, you and Fiona. |
00:55:14 |
There was a spark... |
00:55:17 |
I thought was long extinguished. |
00:55:19 |
It was as if, for one moment, |
00:55:23 |
I am her true love. I ended her curse. |
00:55:27 |
You know of her curse? |
00:55:29 |
By day, one way, by night another. |
00:55:32 |
This shall be the norm. |
00:55:35 |
Until you find true love's first kiss... |
00:55:40 |
...and then take love's true form. |
00:55:44 |
You even know the little rhyme! |
00:55:46 |
It is true! You are the one! |
00:55:49 |
- How? |
00:55:51 |
Go to her when she is alone |
00:55:52 |
and tell her something |
00:55:56 |
Know about what?! |
00:56:00 |
Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! |
00:56:19 |
Excuse me. Coming through! |
00:56:20 |
Pardon me, guys! Watch your back. |
00:56:23 |
Look, Donkey, |
00:56:26 |
Ándale! After him, burro! |
00:56:29 |
Man, you are a cat-astrophe! |
00:56:31 |
And you are ri-donkey-lous! |
00:56:39 |
I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal. |
00:56:47 |
Secure your positions! |
00:57:04 |
- It's quite a view from up here. |
00:57:07 |
Get back in position! |
00:57:08 |
You need to know, |
00:57:11 |
You are going to ruin everything! |
00:57:13 |
Ruin everything? |
00:57:15 |
The ogres, Rumpel, your curse. |
00:57:19 |
How do you know about my curse?! |
00:57:21 |
OK, OK, please, Fiona... |
00:57:25 |
I can explain everything. |
00:57:31 |
- Where's Fiona's signal? |
00:57:34 |
- He's going to get away! |
00:58:01 |
Listen, I don't know who you are |
00:58:05 |
but if any of these ogres |
00:58:07 |
- A beautiful princess? |
00:58:10 |
- Look, I know you're upset. |
00:58:13 |
I know everything about you. |
00:58:15 |
I know you sing so beautifully |
00:58:18 |
- Big deal. |
00:58:20 |
- you put a heart over the "I". |
00:58:23 |
I know that when |
00:58:25 |
you cross your fingers on both hands, |
00:58:27 |
squinch up your nose |
00:58:31 |
I know that you don't like the covers |
00:58:34 |
and I know that you sleep by candlelight |
00:58:36 |
because every time |
00:58:39 |
...you're afraid you're gonna |
00:58:43 |
But, most importantly, Fiona... |
00:58:46 |
...I know that the reason |
00:58:52 |
...is because you've |
00:58:55 |
...well... |
00:58:59 |
...by me. |
00:59:09 |
- You move fast. |
00:59:15 |
- Why is this happening?! |
00:59:17 |
- No, I'm being forced to dance! |
00:59:20 |
No, I can't stop myself! |
00:59:23 |
Please! Make it stop! |
00:59:26 |
I can't control myself! |
00:59:31 |
Yeah! Cookie's bringing |
00:59:37 |
Oh, no! It's the Piper! |
00:59:41 |
I can't believe I let this happen, |
00:59:45 |
- If you'd just let me kiss you! |
01:00:03 |
We must do something before |
01:00:07 |
- What can we do? |
01:00:11 |
When somebody tooties that fluty, |
01:00:13 |
Then it's up to me! |
01:00:23 |
Hurry! We must get them |
01:00:29 |
Puss and Donkey to the rescue! |
01:00:57 |
Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue? |
01:00:59 |
Say what?! |
01:01:01 |
No. Hell... |
01:01:05 |
I don't care how big your eyes get, |
01:01:13 |
All right! |
01:01:15 |
Stop! |
01:01:16 |
- Where are you going? |
01:01:19 |
- How, by getting yourself killed? |
01:01:21 |
Puss, say something. |
01:01:23 |
- Puss? |
01:01:25 |
That's how you knew so much about me. |
01:01:27 |
- Fiona, wait! Kiss me. |
01:01:30 |
It's the only way to save your friends. |
01:01:32 |
Get out of my way. |
01:01:33 |
You used to believe that a single kiss |
01:02:01 |
I don't understand. |
01:02:06 |
True love's kiss |
01:02:08 |
Yeah, you know, |
01:02:11 |
True love didn't get me |
01:02:13 |
I did. I saved myself. |
01:02:17 |
Don't you get it? |
01:02:20 |
Fiona, don't say that. It does exist! |
01:02:23 |
How would you know? |
01:02:24 |
Did you grow up locked away |
01:02:27 |
Did you live all alone |
01:02:30 |
Did you cry yourself |
01:02:32 |
waiting for a true love |
01:02:36 |
But... But I'm your true love. |
01:02:39 |
Then where were you |
01:02:54 |
Maybe you kissed her wrong? |
01:02:57 |
No. |
01:02:59 |
The kiss didn't work... |
01:03:01 |
...because Fiona doesn't love me. |
01:03:10 |
Don't despair, fellow ogres! |
01:03:12 |
They can put us in cages, |
01:03:17 |
Shrek and Fiona are together?! |
01:03:22 |
Yeah, I've heard enough of |
01:03:25 |
Wolfie! My speech wig. |
01:03:27 |
Baba! Ready my makeup. |
01:03:33 |
- Tight. |
01:03:37 |
Please stay tuned for a message |
01:03:42 |
Hello, people. |
01:03:45 |
...shepherd of your dreams. |
01:03:49 |
Recently, a certain somebody |
01:03:52 |
has jeopardized our joyous lives. |
01:03:56 |
And that somebody |
01:04:01 |
That is why I come to you, |
01:04:04 |
For whomever brings me this ogre, |
01:04:06 |
shall receive the deal of a lifetime. |
01:04:11 |
Just think of it! Total and |
01:04:12 |
- complete happiness. |
01:04:14 |
Dazzling, radiant fulfilment! |
01:04:17 |
- Yeah! |
01:04:19 |
Anything you could ever want! |
01:04:24 |
But hurry, this is a limited time offer. |
01:04:27 |
So light your torches, sharpen |
01:04:33 |
Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! |
01:04:40 |
Go back where you came from! |
01:04:45 |
It seems that we are safe. |
01:04:47 |
Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky |
01:04:50 |
What's the point? |
01:04:54 |
Look, Shrek, I know things |
01:04:57 |
but things always work themselves |
01:05:00 |
- I bet by this time tomorrow... |
01:05:02 |
There is no tomorrow. |
01:05:04 |
There's no day after that, and there's |
01:05:08 |
My life was perfect |
01:05:11 |
If your life was so perfect, why'd you |
01:05:15 |
Because I didn't know |
01:05:23 |
I didn't know what I had. |
01:05:27 |
Surrender now! I'm taking you in! |
01:05:31 |
Don't try to fight it, ogre! |
01:05:34 |
Gingy? |
01:05:36 |
- You unhand me, green devil! |
01:05:39 |
Collecting my bounty! |
01:05:40 |
- Bounty? |
01:05:43 |
Rumpelstiltskin promised |
01:05:45 |
- for whoever could bring you in. |
01:05:48 |
Where all your wishes come true. |
01:05:53 |
Wait a minute. |
01:05:55 |
- I can still fix this. |
01:05:58 |
You know what? I'm gonna give |
01:06:02 |
OK, Gingy, tell me about this... |
01:06:08 |
Were you going to eat that? |
01:06:12 |
Not Shrek. That is not Shrek. |
01:06:15 |
That's not even an ogre, |
01:06:19 |
- And that... |
01:06:20 |
...is just sad. |
01:06:22 |
And what is that supposed to be? |
01:06:24 |
I'm just a frightened old man. |
01:06:25 |
Don't listen to him! |
01:06:28 |
That is your father painted green. |
01:06:30 |
No, it's Shrek! Honest! |
01:06:33 |
Take them away! |
01:06:34 |
Can no one bring me Shrek?! |
01:06:37 |
How hard can it be?! |
01:06:40 |
Stiltskin! |
01:06:43 |
I hear you're looking for me. |
01:06:46 |
All right! Finally! |
01:06:48 |
Who turned him in? |
01:06:51 |
- I do. |
01:06:53 |
If I'm turning myself in, |
01:07:00 |
That means you have |
01:07:04 |
No! Only true love's kiss |
01:07:06 |
So if you thought you were just gonna... |
01:07:09 |
...in here and get your life back... |
01:07:14 |
Then what do you want? |
01:07:26 |
The ogres. They are all free. |
01:07:29 |
But where is Shrek? |
01:07:35 |
This is not good. |
01:07:39 |
I don't know. |
01:07:42 |
The noble Shrek turns himself in |
01:07:48 |
All that matters is that they're free... |
01:07:51 |
...and Fiona is safe. |
01:07:55 |
I bet Fiona would be |
01:07:58 |
But, hey... |
01:07:59 |
...I guess you can tell her yourself. |
01:08:03 |
Fiona! |
01:08:12 |
Stiltskin, we had a deal! |
01:08:17 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:08:18 |
But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? |
01:08:25 |
By day, one way, by night, another. |
01:08:33 |
Nobody's smart but me! |
01:08:43 |
That was a really brave thing |
01:08:46 |
Thank you. |
01:08:48 |
No, you were right. |
01:08:51 |
I wasn't there for you. |
01:08:53 |
And not just at |
01:08:56 |
...every day since. |
01:08:59 |
Well... |
01:09:01 |
...you're here now. |
01:09:05 |
Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek! |
01:09:07 |
Don't be a fool, mule! |
01:09:08 |
She's right. Rumpel's palace |
01:09:11 |
- than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard. |
01:09:14 |
by a whole bunch of |
01:09:17 |
Hey! We can hear you! |
01:09:21 |
Sorry! |
01:09:24 |
We must get into the palace. |
01:09:26 |
Man, Shrek and me |
01:09:28 |
But how? |
01:09:31 |
The same way we're gonna bust in. |
01:09:38 |
Yay! My new pretty ball! |
01:09:42 |
I guess it'll have to do. |
01:09:49 |
Witches, finally, the moment |
01:09:53 |
The main event of the evening! |
01:09:56 |
I present Shrek and Fiona! |
01:10:04 |
And now, to put the past |
01:10:08 |
I give you a princess's worst nightmare! |
01:10:12 |
Fiona's old flame, |
01:10:15 |
...Dragon! |
01:10:39 |
- Donkey? |
01:10:45 |
In Boots! |
01:11:15 |
Get them, get them, witches! |
01:11:18 |
Incoming! |
01:11:24 |
- Donkey, woo her! |
01:11:26 |
Your wife! |
01:11:51 |
Uh-oh. |
01:11:57 |
I'll call you! We're in love! |
01:12:12 |
Fiona, hold on! |
01:12:15 |
Hey, you! |
01:12:45 |
- Chimichangas?! |
01:12:54 |
Jump! |
01:12:59 |
Now! |
01:13:13 |
The dragon goes under the bridge! |
01:13:17 |
Through the loop! |
01:13:18 |
And finally... |
01:13:20 |
Into the castle! |
01:13:28 |
Run! |
01:13:35 |
Foo! |
01:13:38 |
So long! |
01:13:42 |
Come on, Fifi, go! |
01:13:43 |
Go! Witches, close up the floor! |
01:13:46 |
Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap! |
01:13:49 |
Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go! |
01:13:53 |
Fifi, no! |
01:13:59 |
Victory is ours! |
01:14:08 |
Looks like we're having |
01:14:11 |
Hey, we make a pretty good team. |
01:14:14 |
You have no idea. |
01:14:24 |
Shrek? |
01:14:28 |
His day is up. His day is...! |
01:14:31 |
Shrek? |
01:14:33 |
It's all right. |
01:14:38 |
There has to be something I can do. |
01:14:41 |
You've already done |
01:14:45 |
You gave me a home and a family. |
01:14:47 |
You have kids? |
01:14:49 |
We have kids. |
01:14:51 |
Fergus, Farkle |
01:14:55 |
...Felicia. |
01:14:57 |
I always wanted to have |
01:15:00 |
And someday... |
01:15:04 |
...you will. |
01:15:15 |
You know what the |
01:15:20 |
I got the chance to fall in love |
01:15:57 |
Fiona, the sunrise! |
01:16:00 |
You're still... an ogre! |
01:16:04 |
- True love's form. |
01:16:08 |
The kiss worked. |
01:16:16 |
What?! |
01:16:26 |
Fifi! |
01:16:29 |
Puss! |
01:16:33 |
No, no, no! |
01:16:35 |
No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait! |
01:16:51 |
I love you, Daddy! |
01:16:53 |
Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! |
01:17:00 |
Everybody, I have found another cake! |
01:17:04 |
Shrek? Are you OK? |
01:17:12 |
Fiona. I've never been better. |
01:17:18 |
Roar! |
01:17:25 |
Happy Birthday, Farkle. |
01:17:27 |
Fergus, my little man! |
01:17:29 |
And Felicia, sweetheart. |
01:17:32 |
I believe this is yours. |
01:17:35 |
Thank you, Daddy. |
01:17:38 |
Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about |
01:17:41 |
Please, señor, let us have it! |
01:17:54 |
- I didn't know we could do that. |
01:17:58 |
You know, I always thought |
01:18:00 |
that I rescued you |
01:18:03 |
You did. |
01:18:04 |
No. It was you that rescued me. |
01:19:35 |
Yummy! |