Shrek
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"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess |
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"But she had an enchantment |
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"which could only be broken |
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"She was locked away in a castle... |
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"guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. |
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"Many brave knights had attempted to |
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"but none prevailed. |
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"She waited in the dragon's keep... |
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"in the highest room of the tallest tower... |
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for her true love and |
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Like that's ever gonna happen |
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- What a load of -- |
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Somebody once told me |
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I ain't the sharpest tool |
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She was lookin' kind of dumb |
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In the shape of an "L" |
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The years start comin' |
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Fed to the rules |
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Didn't make sense |
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Your brain gets smart |
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So much to do |
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So what's wrong with |
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You'll never know |
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You'll never shine |
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Hey, now |
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Get your game on, go play |
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Hey, now, you're a rock star |
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And all that glitter is gold |
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Only shootin' stars |
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It's a cool place and they say it gets colder |
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You're bundled up now but |
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But the meteor men beg to differ |
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Judging by the hole |
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The ice we skate |
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The water's getting warm |
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My world's on fire |
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That's the way I like it |
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- Hey, now, you're an all-star |
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Get your game on go play |
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Hey, now you're a rock star |
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And all that glitter is gold |
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Only shootin' stars break the mould |
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- Go! |
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- Go. Go. Go. |
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Hey, now You're an all-star |
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Get your game on, go play |
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Hey, now, you're a rock star |
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And all that glitter is gold |
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Only shootin' stars break the mould |
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- Think it's in there? |
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Whoa, Hold on. Do you know |
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Yeah, it'll grind |
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Yes, well, actually, |
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Now, ogres-- |
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They'll make a suit |
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- No! |
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Squeeze the |
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- Actualy, it's quite good on toast. |
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Back! I warn ya! |
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-Right. |
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This is the part |
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And stay out! |
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"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." |
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All right. This one's full |
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- Take it away! |
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- Move it along. Come on! Get up! |
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Give me that! Your flying days are over. |
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That's 20 pieces of silver |
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- Get up! Come on! |
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- Sit down there! |
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- Keep quiet! |
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This cage is too small. |
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Please don't turn me in. |
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I can change. |
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-Oh, shut up. |
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-What have you got? |
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I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. |
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Five shillings forthe possessed toy. |
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- Take it away. |
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- Help me! |
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- Well, I've got a talking donkey. |
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Right. Well, that's good for |
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Oh, go ahead, little fella. |
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Well? |
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Oh, oh, he's just-- |
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He's really quite a chatterbox. |
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- That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! |
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He does. I can talk. I love to talk. |
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I'm the talkingest |
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- Get her out of my sight. |
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I swear! Oh! He can talk! |
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Hey! I can fly! |
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- He can fly! |
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- He can talk! |
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Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. |
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Your right have seen a house fly |
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but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. |
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Ha, ha! |
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Uh-oh. |
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Seize him! |
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After him! |
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Get him! This way! Turn! |
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You there. Ogre! |
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Aye? |
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By the order of Lord Farquaad, |
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and transport you to |
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Oh, really? |
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Can I say something to you? |
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Listen, you was really, really somethin' |
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Are you talkin' to-- |
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Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I |
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They thought they was all of that. |
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They was trippin' over themselves |
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That really made me |
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- Oh, that's great. Really. |
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Now, why don't you go celebrate your |
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But, uh, I don't have any friends. |
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And I'm not goin' out there by myself. |
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Hey, wait a minute! I got |
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You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. |
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Together we'll scare |
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Oh, wow! That was really scary. |
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If you don't mind me sayin' |
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'cause you definitely |
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You almost burned the hair outta my nose, |
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just like the time-- |
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Then I ate some rotten berries. |
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Why are you following me? |
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I'll tell you why. |
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'Cause I'm all alone |
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There's no one here beside me |
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My problems have all gone |
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There's no one to deride me |
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But you gotta have friend-- |
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Stop singing! |
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It's no wonder |
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Wow. Only a true friend |
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Listen, little donkey. |
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Uh-- |
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-Really tall? |
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You know. |
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Doesn't that bother you? |
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Nope. |
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- Really? |
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- Oh. |
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Uh, Shrek. |
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Shrek? Well, you know |
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You got a kind of |
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I like that. |
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Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want |
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That would be my home. |
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Oh! And it is lovely! |
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You are quite a decorator. |
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I like that boulder. |
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I guess you don't |
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I like my privacy. |
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You know, I do too. |
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Like, I hate it when |
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You're trying to give them |
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- Can I stay with you? |
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Can I stay with you, please? |
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- Of course! |
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- No. |
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You don't know what it's like to be |
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But that's why we gotta stick |
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- Please! Please! |
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- But one night only. |
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- What are you-- No! No! |
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We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, |
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and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. |
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- Oh! |
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Outside! |
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Oh,well, |
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I mean, I don't know you, |
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so I guess outside is best, you know. |
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Here I go. |
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Good night. |
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I mean, I do like the outdoors. |
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I'll just be sitting by myself |
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By myself, outside. |
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I'm all alone. |
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I thought I told you to stay outside. |
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- I am outside. |
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Well, gents, it's a far cry from |
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It's not home, |
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What a lovely bed. |
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- Got ya. |
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- Ow! |
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-Is that you, Gorder? |
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Enough! |
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Hey! |
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- Oh!, no, no, no. |
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- Dead broad off the table. |
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Huh? |
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What? |
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I live in a swamp. I put up signs. |
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What do I have to do |
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-Aah! |
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Oh, no. |
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- No! No! |
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- What? |
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- Quit it. |
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What are you doing |
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Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! |
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- Oh, dear! |
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Whoa! |
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All right, get out of here. |
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Come on! Let's go! |
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- Quickly. Come on! |
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No, no. |
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- Oh! |
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Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. |
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Oh, gosh, no one invited us. |
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- What? |
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- By who? |
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He huffed und he puffed und he... |
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All right. |
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Who knows where |
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- Oh, I do. I know where he is. |
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Does anyone else |
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- Anyone at all? |
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- Anyone? |
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Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! |
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Okay, fine. |
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Attention, |
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Do not get comfortable. |
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In fact, I'm gonna see |
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and get you all off my land |
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Oh! You! |
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You're comin' with me. |
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All right, that's |
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Shrek and donkey, two stalwart friends, |
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I love it! |
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- On the road again |
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I can't wait to get |
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What did I say |
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- Can I whistle? |
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- Can I hum it? |
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That's enough. |
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Run, run, run, |
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You can't catch me. |
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- You're a monster. |
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You and the rest of that fairy tale |
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Now, tell me! |
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- Eat me! |
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I've tried to be fair |
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Now my patience has reached its end! |
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No, no, not the buttons. |
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All right then. |
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Okay, I'll tell you. |
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- The muffin man? |
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Yes, I know the muffin man, |
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Well, she's married |
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- The muffin man? |
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- She's married to the muffin man. |
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My lord! We found it. |
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Then what are you waiting for? |
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- Oh! |
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- Magic mirror-- |
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No! |
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- Evening. |
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall. |
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Is this not the most |
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Well, technically |
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Uh, Thelonius. |
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- You were saying? |
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But you can become one. All |
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- Go on. |
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So, just sit back |
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because it's time for you to |
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And here they are! |
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Bachelorette number one |
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She likes sushi |
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Her hobbies include cooking |
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Please welcome Cinderella. |
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Bachelorette number two\is a cape-wearing |
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Although she lives with |
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Just kiss her dead, frozen lips |
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Come on. |
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And last, |
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bachelorette number three |
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from a dragon-guarded castle |
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But don't let that cool you off. |
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She's a loaded pistol |
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Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! |
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So will it be |
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bachelorette number two or |
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- Two! Two! |
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- Two! Two! |
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Three? One? |
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Three! |
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Okay, okay, uh, number three! |
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Lord Farquaad, |
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If you love pina coladas |
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- And getting caught in the rain |
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- If you're not into yoga |
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All I have to do is |
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But I probably should mention |
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- I'll do it. |
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Silence! I will make |
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and DuLoc will finally |
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Captain, assemble |
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We're going to have |
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But that's it. That'st it |
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I told ya I'd find it. |
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So, that must be |
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Uh-huh. That's the place. |
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Do you think maybe |
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Hey, wait. |
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Hurry, darling. |
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- Hey, you! |
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Wait a second. |
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- I just-- I just-- |
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It's quiet. |
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Too quiet. |
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- WHere is everybody? |
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Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town |
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Here we have some rules |
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Don't make waves, stay inline |
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DuLoc is a perfect place |
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Please keep off of the grass |
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DuLoc is, DuLoc is |
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DuLoc is a perfect |
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- Place |
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Wow! Let's do that again! |
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No. No. |
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Brave knights. |
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- You are the best and brightest |
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Today one of you |
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All right. You're going the right way |
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- Sorry about that. |
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That champion shall have the honour-- |
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to go forth and rescue |
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from the fiery keep |
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If for any reason |
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the fist runner-up |
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and so on and so forth. |
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Some of you may die, but it's |
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Let the tournament begin! |
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- Oh! |
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- What is that? |
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- It's hideous! |
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- It's just a donkey. |
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Indeed. Knights, new plan! |
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The one who kills the ogre will be |
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- Get him! |
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Go ahead! Get him! |
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Can't we just settle this |
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Kill the beast! |
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No? All right then. |
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Come on! |
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I don't give a damn |
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-You've living in the past |
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she wants to do |
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And that's what |
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And I don't give a damn |
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no |
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Me, me, me |
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- Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! |
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And I don't give a damn |
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Never said I wanted |
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Ah! |
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And I'm always feelin' good |
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And I don't have |
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The chair! |
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And I don't give damn |
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no |
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Me, me, me |
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Oh, no, no, no, no |
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Not me, not me |
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-Not me |
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Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! |
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Thank you! Thank you very much! |
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I'm here till Thursday. |
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Shall I give |
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No, I have a better idea. |
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People of DuLoc, |
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- What? |
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You've won the honour of |
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Quest? I'm already on a quest, |
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- Your swamp? |
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Where you dumped |
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- Indeed. |
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All right, ogre, |
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Go on this quest for me, and |
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Exactly the way it was? |
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Down to the last |
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- And the squatters? |
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What kind of quest? |
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Let me get this straight. |
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and rescue a princess just so Farquaad |
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which you only don't have |
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- Is that about right? |
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I don't get it. Why don't you just |
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Throttle him, |
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grind his bones to make your bread, |
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Oh, I know what. |
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Maybe I could have |
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and put thier heads |
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gotten a knife, cut open thier |
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Does that sound |
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Uh, no, not really, no. |
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For your information, there's a lot |
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- Example? |
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- Okay, um, ogres are like onions. |
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- Yes-- No! |
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You leave them out in the sun, |
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No! Layers! |
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Onions have layers. |
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Ogres have layers! |
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You gt it? We both have layers. |
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Oh, you both have layers. Oh. |
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You know, not everybody likes onions. |
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Cake! Everybody loves cakes! |
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I don't care... |
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Ogres are not like cakes. |
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You know what else |
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Have you ever met a person, you, |
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they say, "No, |
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- Parfaits are delicious. |
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You dense, irritating, |
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Ogres are like onions! |
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Bye-bye. See ya later. |
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Parfaits may be the most delicious thing |
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You know, I think |
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Do you have a tissue or something? |
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Just the word parfait |
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I'm on my way from misery |
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Uh-huh, uh-huh |
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I'm on my way from misery |
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Uh-huh, uh-huh |
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And everything |
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Is what you give to me |
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I'm on my way |
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I'm on my way |
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I'm on my way |
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Ooh! Shrek! |
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You gotta warn somebody before you |
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Believe me, Donkey, if |
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It's brimstone. |
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- We must be getting close. |
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Don't be talking about it's |
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It didn't come off |
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Sure, it's big enough, |
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Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when |
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Oh, aye. |
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Well, I have a bit |
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Donkeys don't have layers. We wear |
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- Wait a second. |
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You can't tell me |
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I'm just a little uncomfortable |
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Come on, Donkey. |
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For emotional support, |
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we'll just tackle this thing |
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- Really? |
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- Okay, that makes me |
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- And don't look down. |
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Don't look down.\Keep on |
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Shrek! I'm lookin' down! |
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Oh, God, I can't do this! |
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- But you're already halfway. |
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Okay, fine. I don't have |
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- Shrek, no! Wait! |
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- Let's have a dance then, shall we? |
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Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? |
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- Oh, this? |
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Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. |
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No Shrek! |
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- No! Stop it! |
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I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. |
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Oh! |
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That'll do, Donkey. |
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Cool. |
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So where is this |
00:31:31 |
Inside, waiting for us |
00:31:35 |
I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. |
00:31:54 |
You afraid? |
00:31:56 |
No, but-- Shh. |
00:31:59 |
Oh, good. Me neither. |
00:32:03 |
'Cause there's nothin' |
00:32:06 |
Fear's a sensible response |
00:32:09 |
Unfamiliar dangerous |
00:32:12 |
With a dragon that breathes fire |
00:32:14 |
it sure doesn't mean you're a |
00:32:18 |
I sure as heck ain't no coward. |
00:32:22 |
Donkey, two things, okay? |
00:32:25 |
Shut... up. |
00:32:28 |
Now go over there and see\if |
00:32:31 |
Stairs? I thought |
00:32:34 |
The princess will be up the stairs in |
00:32:39 |
- What makes you think she'll be there? |
00:32:42 |
Cool. You handle the dragon. |
00:32:46 |
I'll find those stairs. |
00:32:49 |
Those stairs won't know |
00:32:56 |
I'm gonna take drastic steps. |
00:32:58 |
Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess |
00:33:01 |
I've mastered the stairs. |
00:33:08 |
Well, at least we know |
00:33:12 |
Dragon! |
00:33:30 |
Donkey, look out! |
00:33:44 |
- Got ya! |
00:33:49 |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
00:34:08 |
Oh! Aah! Aah! |
00:34:21 |
No. Oh, no. No! |
00:34:25 |
- Oh, what large teeth you have. |
00:34:29 |
I mean, white, sparkling teeth. |
00:34:33 |
but you must bleach, 'cause that |
00:34:37 |
Do I detect a hint |
00:34:39 |
And you know what else? |
00:34:44 |
Oh, sure! I mean, |
00:34:49 |
You're just reeking |
00:34:53 |
What's the matter with you? |
00:34:55 |
Ooh. Oh. Oh. |
00:34:58 |
Man, I'd really love to stay, |
00:35:01 |
I'm an asthmatic, and |
00:35:05 |
Shrek! |
00:35:07 |
No! Shrek! Shrek! |
00:35:10 |
Shrek! |
00:35:44 |
Oh! Oh! |
00:35:45 |
- WAke up! |
00:35:47 |
Are you Princess Fiona? |
00:35:49 |
I am, awaiting a knight |
00:35:54 |
Oh, that's nice. |
00:35:56 |
But wait, Sir Knight. |
00:35:58 |
This be-ith our first meeting. |
00:36:01 |
Should it not be |
00:36:04 |
- Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. |
00:36:09 |
You should sweep me off my feet... |
00:36:11 |
out yonder window and down a rope |
00:36:15 |
You've had a lot of time |
00:36:17 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:36:22 |
But we have to |
00:36:25 |
You could recite |
00:36:28 |
A ballad? A sonnet! |
00:36:30 |
- A limerick? Or something! |
00:36:33 |
Can I at least know |
00:36:38 |
Um, Shrek. |
00:36:40 |
Sir Shrek. |
00:36:44 |
I pray that you take this favour |
00:36:50 |
Thanks! |
00:36:56 |
You didn't slay the dragon? |
00:36:58 |
- It's on my to-do list. Now come on! |
00:37:00 |
But this isn't right! |
00:37:03 |
You were meant to charge in, |
00:37:05 |
That's what all |
00:37:07 |
Yeah, right before |
00:37:10 |
That's not the point. Oh! |
00:37:13 |
Wait. Where are you going? |
00:37:16 |
Well, I have to save my ass. |
00:37:18 |
What kind of knight are you? |
00:37:21 |
One of a kind. |
00:37:24 |
Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. |
00:37:26 |
I believe it's healthy to get to |
00:37:31 |
Just call me old-fashioned. |
00:37:33 |
I don't want to rush into |
00:37:37 |
I'm not that emotionally ready |
00:37:40 |
Magnitude really is |
00:37:43 |
Magnitude-- Hey, that is |
00:37:46 |
Hey, what are you doing? |
00:37:49 |
Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little |
00:37:52 |
We really should get to know each other |
00:37:56 |
I'm on the road a lot, |
00:38:01 |
I'd really love |
00:38:03 |
Don't do that. That's my tail! |
00:38:06 |
You're gonna tear it off. |
00:38:09 |
Hey, now. No way. |
00:38:13 |
No, no! No. |
00:38:43 |
- Hi, Princess! |
00:38:45 |
Yeah, it's getting him |
00:38:54 |
Oh! |
00:39:24 |
Okay, you two, |
00:39:27 |
I'll take care of the dragon. |
00:40:23 |
- You did it! |
00:40:28 |
You rescued me! |
00:40:31 |
You're wonderful. You're... |
00:40:35 |
a little unorthodox I'll admit. |
00:40:37 |
But thy deed is great, |
00:40:42 |
- I am eternally in your debt. |
00:40:46 |
And where would a brave knight be |
00:40:51 |
I hope you heard that. She called me |
00:40:55 |
The battle is won. |
00:40:59 |
You may remove your helmet, |
00:41:01 |
- Uh, no. |
00:41:04 |
I have helmet hair. |
00:41:06 |
Please. I would'st look |
00:41:10 |
No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st. |
00:41:12 |
But how will you kiss me? |
00:41:15 |
What? That wasn't |
00:41:19 |
Maybe it's a perk. |
00:41:21 |
No. It's destiny. |
00:41:25 |
A princess locked in a tower |
00:41:29 |
is rescue by a brave knight, |
00:41:32 |
and then they share true love's first kiss. |
00:41:36 |
Hmm? With Shrek? |
00:41:38 |
Wait. You think Shrek is your true love? |
00:41:41 |
Well, yes. |
00:41:47 |
You think that Shrek is your true love! |
00:41:50 |
What is so funny? |
00:41:52 |
Let's just say, |
00:41:55 |
Of course you are. |
00:41:59 |
Now-- Now remove your helmet. |
00:42:01 |
Look. I really don't think |
00:42:03 |
- Just take off the helmet. |
00:42:05 |
- Take it off! |
00:42:07 |
- Now! |
00:42:09 |
Easy. As you command, |
00:42:23 |
You-- You're a-- an ogre. |
00:42:27 |
Oh, you were expecting |
00:42:31 |
Well, yes, actually. |
00:42:35 |
Oh no. This is all wrong. |
00:42:39 |
You're not supposed |
00:42:41 |
Princess, I was sent |
00:42:46 |
He's the one |
00:42:48 |
Then why didn't |
00:42:50 |
Good question. You should |
00:42:55 |
But I have to be rescued |
00:42:58 |
not by some ogre and his-- his pet. |
00:43:01 |
Well so much for noble steed. |
00:43:03 |
Look princess. You're not |
00:43:06 |
Well I'm sorry, but your job |
00:43:09 |
You can tell Lord Farquaad |
00:43:14 |
I'll be waiting for him |
00:43:17 |
Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, |
00:43:22 |
You wouldn't dare. |
00:43:24 |
- Ya comin', Donkey? |
00:43:26 |
Yeah, I'm right behind ya. |
00:43:28 |
Put me down or you will |
00:43:32 |
This is not dignified! |
00:43:37 |
Okay, so here's another question. |
00:43:40 |
Say there's a woman |
00:43:43 |
How do you let her down real easy |
00:43:45 |
but you don't get burned |
00:43:48 |
You just tell her |
00:43:51 |
Everyone knows it what |
00:43:54 |
Hey! |
00:43:56 |
The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. |
00:43:59 |
Oh, yeah. You're gonna love it there, |
00:44:02 |
And what of my groom-to-be? |
00:44:05 |
Well, let me put it this way, Princess. |
00:44:08 |
Men of Farquaad's stature |
00:44:14 |
I don't know. There are those who |
00:44:20 |
Stop it. Stop it, |
00:44:23 |
You know, you're just jealous that you can |
00:44:28 |
Yeah. Well maybe you're right, Princess. |
00:44:31 |
But I'd let you do the "measuring" |
00:44:34 |
Tomorrow? |
00:44:39 |
- Shouldn't we stop to make camp? |
00:44:43 |
- We can keep going. |
00:44:48 |
Whoa! Time out, Shrek! |
00:44:51 |
Hey. Come on. |
00:44:55 |
I need to find somewhere to camp now! |
00:45:05 |
- Hey! over here. |
00:45:09 |
Now, I don't think this |
00:45:12 |
No, no, it's perfect. |
00:45:14 |
- Homey touches? Like what? |
00:45:19 |
A door? Well, gentlemen, |
00:45:24 |
Do you want me to come in and read |
00:45:26 |
I said good night! |
00:45:31 |
Shrek, what are you doing? |
00:45:33 |
I just-- You know-- Oh, come on. |
00:45:36 |
I was just kidding. |
00:45:44 |
And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, |
00:45:48 |
the only ogre to ever spit |
00:45:51 |
Right. Yeah. |
00:45:54 |
Hey, can you tell my future form these stars? |
00:45:57 |
Well, the stars don't tell the |
00:46:01 |
Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. |
00:46:05 |
- You can guess what he is famous |
00:46:09 |
No. Look. There he is, |
00:46:11 |
and there's the group of hunters |
00:46:14 |
Man, there ain't nothin' |
00:46:17 |
You know donkey, |
00:46:21 |
Hmm? |
00:46:23 |
Forget it. |
00:46:28 |
Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when |
00:46:32 |
Our swamp? |
00:46:34 |
You know. When we're through rescuing |
00:46:36 |
We? Donkey, there is no |
00:46:41 |
There's just me and my swamp. |
00:46:43 |
And the first thing I'm gonna do is build |
00:46:48 |
You cut me deep, Shrek. |
00:46:50 |
You cut me real deep just now. |
00:46:54 |
You know what I think? |
00:46:56 |
I think this whole wall thing |
00:46:59 |
- No, do ya think? |
00:47:03 |
Never mind, Donkey. |
00:47:05 |
Oh, this is another one of |
00:47:09 |
No, this is one of those drop-it |
00:47:12 |
- Why don't you want to talk about it? |
00:47:16 |
- Oh, Why you block? |
00:47:18 |
- Oh yes you are. |
00:47:20 |
- Who are you trying to keep |
00:47:25 |
Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere. |
00:47:28 |
Oh, for 'the love of Pete! |
00:47:31 |
Hey, what's your problem |
00:47:34 |
Look. I'm not the one with the problem, okay? |
00:47:36 |
It's the world that seems |
00:47:39 |
People take one look at me |
00:47:43 |
A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" |
00:47:47 |
They judge me, before they even know me. |
00:47:51 |
That's why I'm better off alone. |
00:48:01 |
You know what? |
00:48:03 |
When we met, I didn't think you're |
00:48:09 |
Yeah, I know. |
00:48:12 |
So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? |
00:48:15 |
Well, there's, um, Gabby, |
00:48:19 |
the Small and Annoying. |
00:48:21 |
Okay, okay. I see it, now. The big shiny |
00:48:26 |
- That's the moon. |
00:48:51 |
Again. Show me again. |
00:48:58 |
Mirror, mirror, show her to |
00:49:02 |
- Hmph. |
00:49:06 |
Ah. Perfect. |
00:50:14 |
Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. |
00:50:17 |
- Oh come on, baby. I said I like it. |
00:50:21 |
- Huh? What? |
00:50:24 |
- What? |
00:50:26 |
How do you like your eggs? |
00:50:29 |
- Good morning, Princess! |
00:50:33 |
You know, we kind of got of |
00:50:38 |
I wanted to make it up to you. |
00:50:40 |
I mean, after all, you did rescue me. |
00:50:44 |
- Uh, thanks. |
00:50:47 |
Well, eat up. We've got |
00:50:56 |
- Shrek! |
00:50:58 |
What? It's a compliment. |
00:51:00 |
Better out than in, I always say. |
00:51:03 |
- Well, it's no way to behave |
00:51:06 |
- Thanks |
00:51:09 |
You know, you're not exactly what I expected. |
00:51:14 |
Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people |
00:51:22 |
La liberte! Hey! |
00:51:24 |
Princess! |
00:51:26 |
- What are you doing? |
00:51:29 |
Be still, mon cherie, for I am your saviour! |
00:51:32 |
And I am rescuing you from this green-- |
00:51:37 |
- beast. |
00:51:39 |
That's my princess! Go find your own! |
00:51:42 |
Please, monster! Can't you see |
00:51:47 |
Look, pal. I don't know |
00:51:50 |
Oh, of course! How rude that was. |
00:51:53 |
Please, let me introduce myself. |
00:51:55 |
Oh, Merry Men! |
00:52:02 |
Ta,dah,dah,dah,whoo |
00:52:04 |
I steal from the rich and give to the needy |
00:52:07 |
- He takes a wee percentage |
00:52:09 |
I rescue pretty damsels |
00:52:11 |
- What a guy, Monsieur Hood |
00:52:18 |
I like an honest fight |
00:52:20 |
- What he's basically saying |
00:52:22 |
- So - When an ogre in the |
00:52:25 |
- That's bad |
00:52:27 |
When a beauty's with a beast |
00:52:30 |
He's mad |
00:52:32 |
I'll take my blade and |
00:52:34 |
Keep your eyes on me, |
00:52:44 |
Man, that was annoying! |
00:52:46 |
Oh, you little... |
00:53:15 |
Um, shall we? |
00:53:20 |
- Hold the phone. |
00:53:23 |
Oh! Whoa!, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. |
00:53:26 |
- Where did that come from? |
00:53:28 |
That! Back there. That was amazing! |
00:53:31 |
Where did you learn that? |
00:53:33 |
Well-- When one lives alone, |
00:53:37 |
uh, one has to learn these |
00:53:39 |
- There is an arrow in your butt! |
00:53:42 |
- What? Oh, would you look at that? |
00:53:46 |
- I'm so sorry. |
00:53:48 |
- Shrek's hurt. - Shrek's hurt. |
00:53:51 |
- Donkey, I'm okay. You can't do this to |
00:53:55 |
Keep your legs elevated. |
00:53:58 |
- Does anyone know how the Heimlich? |
00:54:01 |
If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods |
00:54:05 |
Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, |
00:54:09 |
Don't die Shrek. And if you see a long |
00:54:13 |
- Donkey! |
00:54:16 |
Blue flower, red thorns. |
00:54:18 |
- For getting rid of the Donkey. |
00:54:20 |
Now you hold still, |
00:54:23 |
Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'. |
00:54:25 |
- I'm sorry, but it has to come out. |
00:54:28 |
Now, hold on. |
00:54:30 |
What you're doing here is the |
00:54:32 |
- Look, time out. |
00:54:35 |
Okay. What do you propose we do? |
00:54:39 |
Blue flower, red thorns. |
00:54:42 |
This would be so much easier |
00:54:45 |
- Blue flower, red thorns. |
00:54:47 |
Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'! |
00:54:51 |
Ow! Not good. |
00:54:53 |
- Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head. |
00:54:55 |
- It's just about-- |
00:55:00 |
Ahem. |
00:55:03 |
Nothing happened. We were just, uh-- |
00:55:06 |
Look, if you wanted to be alone, |
00:55:09 |
Oh, come on! That's the |
00:55:12 |
The princess here was just-- Ugh! |
00:55:19 |
- Ow! |
00:55:22 |
That's-- Is that blood? |
00:55:41 |
My beloved monster and me |
00:55:46 |
We go everywhere together |
00:55:51 |
Wearin' a raincoat that has four sleeves |
00:55:55 |
- Gets us through all kinds of weather |
00:56:00 |
She will always be the only thing |
00:56:05 |
That comes between me and the awful sting |
00:56:10 |
That comes from living in a |
00:56:24 |
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh |
00:56:43 |
Hey! |
00:56:45 |
- La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la |
00:56:49 |
La-la, la-la, la-la |
00:56:55 |
There it is, Princess. |
00:56:57 |
Your future awaits you. |
00:57:00 |
- That's Duloc? |
00:57:02 |
You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's |
00:57:05 |
which I think means, he has a really-- Ow! |
00:57:07 |
Um, I, uh-- |
00:57:09 |
- I guess we better move on. |
00:57:12 |
But Shrek? |
00:57:14 |
- I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. |
00:57:17 |
- What? |
00:57:19 |
- He doesn't look so good. |
00:57:22 |
Well, that's what they always say, |
00:57:27 |
- Dead. |
00:57:30 |
You look awful. Do you want to sit down? |
00:57:33 |
- You know, I'll make you up some tea. |
00:57:36 |
but I've got this twinge in my neck, |
00:57:39 |
- Ow! See? |
00:57:41 |
- Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. |
00:57:43 |
Hey, where are you goin'? |
00:57:48 |
I don't have any toes! |
00:57:50 |
I think I need a hug. |
00:57:56 |
Mmm. |
00:57:59 |
Mmm. This is good. This is really good. |
00:58:05 |
- What is this? |
00:58:07 |
Rotisserie style. |
00:58:09 |
No kidding. |
00:58:12 |
Well, this is delicious. |
00:58:14 |
Well, they're also great in stews. |
00:58:16 |
Now, I don't mean to brag, |
00:58:24 |
I guess I'll be dining |
00:58:28 |
Maybe you can come visit |
00:58:34 |
I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. |
00:58:36 |
Swamp toast soup, |
00:58:40 |
I'd like that. |
00:58:50 |
Um, Princess? |
00:58:52 |
- Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle |
00:58:55 |
- Yes, Shrek? |
00:58:57 |
- I, um, I was wondering |
00:58:58 |
Just remember, darling all the while |
00:59:01 |
Are, you-- |
00:59:03 |
You belong to me |
00:59:06 |
Are you gonna eat that? |
00:59:15 |
Man, isn't this romantic? |
00:59:19 |
Oh, no! I mean, it's late. |
00:59:22 |
- I-It's very late. |
00:59:24 |
Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here. |
00:59:27 |
- You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? |
00:59:30 |
Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. |
00:59:34 |
But don't feel bad, Princess. |
00:59:37 |
Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. |
00:59:40 |
- Good night. |
00:59:44 |
Good night. |
00:59:47 |
- Ohh! |
00:59:53 |
Oh, what are you talkin' about? |
00:59:55 |
I don't even wanna hear it. Look, |
00:59:58 |
I know that you two are diggin' |
01:00:00 |
Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing |
01:00:03 |
Oh, come on, Shrek. |
01:00:06 |
- Just go in and tell her how you feel. |
01:00:09 |
There's nothing to tell. Besides, |
01:00:13 |
well you know-- |
01:00:15 |
and I'm not sayin' that I do 'cause I don't-- |
01:00:19 |
she's a princess and I'm-- |
01:00:21 |
An ogre? |
01:00:24 |
Yeah. An ogre. |
01:00:27 |
- Hey, where are you goin'? |
01:00:50 |
Princess? |
01:00:52 |
Princess Fiona? |
01:00:59 |
Princess, where are you? |
01:01:07 |
Princess? |
01:01:12 |
It's very spooky in here. |
01:01:25 |
- Aah! |
01:01:28 |
- Shh! |
01:01:31 |
- What did you do with the princess? |
01:01:34 |
- Aah! |
01:01:37 |
Oh, my God! You ate the princess! |
01:01:40 |
- Can you hear me? - Donkey! |
01:01:42 |
- Listen, keep breathing! |
01:01:44 |
- Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! |
01:01:47 |
- Shrek! |
01:01:53 |
Princess? |
01:01:56 |
What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, |
01:02:00 |
uh, different. |
01:02:02 |
- I'm ugly, okay? |
01:02:04 |
Was it something that you |
01:02:08 |
- You are what you eat, I said. Now-- |
01:02:10 |
I-- I've been this way as |
01:02:14 |
What do you mean? Look, |
01:02:16 |
It only happens when the sun goes down. |
01:02:21 |
"By night one way, by day another. |
01:02:24 |
"This shall be the norm... |
01:02:27 |
"until you find true love's first kiss... |
01:02:30 |
and then, take love's true form." |
01:02:34 |
Ah, that's beautiful. |
01:02:38 |
It's a spell. |
01:02:40 |
When I was a little girl, |
01:02:43 |
a witch cast a spell on me. |
01:02:45 |
Every night I become this. |
01:02:48 |
This horrible, ugly beast! |
01:02:54 |
I was placed in a tower to await the |
01:02:59 |
That's why I have to marry |
01:03:02 |
before the sun sets and he sees me... |
01:03:07 |
like this. |
01:03:10 |
All right, all right. Calm down. |
01:03:13 |
You're not that ugly. Well, |
01:03:17 |
But you only look like this |
01:03:20 |
But Donkey, I'm a princess, |
01:03:24 |
and this is not how a |
01:03:28 |
Princess, how 'bout if |
01:03:31 |
I have to. |
01:03:33 |
Only my true love's kiss can brake the spell. |
01:03:36 |
But you know, you're kind of an ogre, |
01:03:40 |
and Shrek-- well, you've got a lot in common. |
01:03:43 |
Shrek? |
01:03:45 |
Princess, I-- Uh, |
01:03:49 |
Good? Um, good for me too. |
01:03:52 |
I'm okay. |
01:03:54 |
I saw this flower and thought of |
01:03:59 |
well, I don't really like it, |
01:04:03 |
But I like you anyway. I'd-- uh, uh-- |
01:04:08 |
I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go. |
01:04:12 |
I can't just marry whoever I want. |
01:04:15 |
Take a good look at me, Donkey. |
01:04:17 |
I mean, really, |
01:04:19 |
who could ever love a beast |
01:04:22 |
"Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. |
01:04:24 |
- That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. |
01:04:27 |
My only chance to live happily ever |
01:04:31 |
- Don't you see, Donkey? |
01:04:35 |
That's just how it has to be. |
01:04:38 |
It's the only way to break the spell. |
01:04:41 |
- You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. |
01:04:44 |
You can't breathe the word. |
01:04:47 |
What's the point of being able to |
01:04:49 |
Promise you won't tell. Promise! |
01:04:53 |
All right, all right. |
01:04:56 |
I just know, before this is |
01:04:59 |
- Look at my eye twitchin'. |
01:05:25 |
I tell him, I tell him not. |
01:05:29 |
I tell him, I tell him not. |
01:05:33 |
I tell him. |
01:05:35 |
Shrek! |
01:05:38 |
Shrek, there's something I want-- |
01:06:01 |
Shrek. |
01:06:05 |
- Are you all right? |
01:06:07 |
Never been better. |
01:06:09 |
I-- I don't-- There's |
01:06:12 |
You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. |
01:06:15 |
- I heard enough last night. |
01:06:17 |
Every word. |
01:06:19 |
I thought you'd understand? |
01:06:21 |
Oh, I understand! |
01:06:23 |
Like you said, "Who could |
01:06:27 |
But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. |
01:06:30 |
Yeah, well, it does. |
01:06:34 |
- Ah, right on time. |
01:06:36 |
Princess, I brought you a little something. |
01:06:43 |
What'd I miss? What'd I miss? |
01:06:47 |
Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey. |
01:06:51 |
Princess Fiona. |
01:06:54 |
As promised. Now hand it over. |
01:06:57 |
Very well, ogre. The deed to your |
01:07:01 |
Take it and go before I change my mind. |
01:07:06 |
Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, |
01:07:08 |
but you startled me, |
01:07:11 |
For I've never seen such |
01:07:14 |
I am lord Farquaad. |
01:07:17 |
Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. |
01:07:21 |
- Forgive me, my lord, |
01:07:24 |
a short... farewell. |
01:07:30 |
That is so sweet. You don't have |
01:07:35 |
It's not like it has feelings. |
01:07:37 |
No. You're right. It doesn't. |
01:07:41 |
Princess Fiona, beautiful |
01:07:45 |
- I ask your hand in marriage. |
01:07:48 |
Will you be the perfect |
01:07:56 |
Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make-- |
01:08:01 |
Excellent! I'll start the |
01:08:05 |
No! I mean, uh, |
01:08:07 |
Why wait? |
01:08:09 |
Let's get married today before the sun sets. |
01:08:13 |
Oh, anxious, are we? You're right. |
01:08:16 |
The sooner, the better. |
01:08:20 |
There is the caterer, the cake, |
01:08:22 |
Captain, round up some guests. |
01:08:25 |
Fare-thee-well, ogre. |
01:08:28 |
Shrek, what are you doing? |
01:08:31 |
- Yeah? So what? - Shrek, there's something |
01:08:34 |
Look, I talked to her last night. She's |
01:08:36 |
Yeah I know you talked to her last |
01:08:40 |
Now, if you two are such good friends, |
01:08:44 |
Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. |
01:08:46 |
I told you, didn't I? |
01:08:49 |
I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! |
01:08:53 |
Understand? Nobody! |
01:08:55 |
Especially useless, pathetic, |
01:09:00 |
- But. I thought |
01:09:04 |
You thought wrong! |
01:09:08 |
Shrek. |
01:09:15 |
I heard there was a secret chord |
01:09:19 |
That David played and it pleased the Lord |
01:09:22 |
But you don't really care for music, do ya |
01:09:29 |
It goes like this the fourth, the fifth |
01:09:32 |
The minor fall the major lift |
01:09:35 |
The baffled king composing hallelujah |
01:09:42 |
Hallelujah |
01:09:45 |
Hallelujah |
01:09:49 |
Hallelujah |
01:09:53 |
Hallelujah |
01:09:59 |
Baby, I've been here before |
01:10:03 |
I know this room I've walked this floor |
01:10:06 |
I used to live alone before I knew you |
01:10:13 |
I've seen your flag on the marble arch |
01:10:16 |
But love is not a victory march |
01:10:19 |
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah |
01:10:26 |
Hallelujah |
01:10:29 |
Hallelujah |
01:10:32 |
Hallelujah |
01:10:35 |
Hallelujah |
01:10:42 |
And all I ever learned from love |
01:10:46 |
Is how to shoot at someone |
01:10:49 |
- Who outdrew you |
01:10:51 |
And it's not a cry you can hear at night |
01:10:55 |
It's not somebody who's seen the light |
01:10:58 |
- It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah |
01:11:05 |
Hallelujah |
01:11:08 |
Hallelujah |
01:11:12 |
Hallelujah |
01:11:15 |
Hallelujah |
01:11:30 |
Donkey? |
01:11:32 |
- What are you doing? |
01:11:34 |
I would think, of all the people, |
01:11:37 |
Well, yeah. |
01:11:39 |
But the wall's supposed to go |
01:11:43 |
It is around your half. See, |
01:11:46 |
Oh, your half? Hmm. |
01:11:48 |
Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. |
01:11:51 |
I did half the work, I get half the booty. |
01:11:53 |
Now hand me that big old rock, |
01:11:57 |
- Back off! |
01:11:59 |
- This is my swamp! |
01:12:01 |
- Let go, Donkey! |
01:12:03 |
- Stubborn jackass! |
01:12:05 |
Fine! |
01:12:08 |
- Hey, hey, come back here. |
01:12:11 |
Uh-uh. Well, you know, |
01:12:14 |
Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! |
01:12:17 |
So you just shut up and pay attention! |
01:12:19 |
You are mean to me. |
01:12:21 |
You insult me and you don't |
01:12:24 |
You're always pushing me |
01:12:27 |
Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you |
01:12:31 |
Because that's what friend |
01:12:34 |
Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. |
01:12:37 |
I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back! |
01:12:42 |
Ohh! You're so wrapped up in |
01:12:47 |
- Go away! - There you are, |
01:12:51 |
And all she ever do was like |
01:12:54 |
Love me? She said I was |
01:12:58 |
I heard the two of youtalking. |
01:13:00 |
She wasn't talking about you. |
01:13:02 |
She was talking about, uh, somebody else. |
01:13:07 |
She wasn't talking about me? |
01:13:09 |
Well, then who was she talking about? |
01:13:11 |
Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. |
01:13:14 |
- Right? Right? |
01:13:17 |
- No! |
01:13:19 |
I'm sorry, all right? |
01:13:23 |
Hmph. |
01:13:26 |
I'm sorry. |
01:13:30 |
I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. |
01:13:35 |
Can you forgive me? |
01:13:39 |
Hey, that's the friends are for, right? |
01:13:41 |
Right. Friends? |
01:13:44 |
Friends. |
01:13:46 |
So, um, |
01:13:49 |
what did Fiona say about me? |
01:13:52 |
What are you asking me for? |
01:13:55 |
The wedding! We'll never make it in time. |
01:13:58 |
Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where there's |
01:14:01 |
And I have a way. |
01:14:08 |
- Donkey? |
01:14:10 |
I guess this is just my animal magnetism. |
01:14:13 |
Aw, come here, you. |
01:14:16 |
All right, all right. Don't get all |
01:14:19 |
All right, hop on and hold on tight. |
01:14:21 |
I hadn't have a chance to |
01:14:31 |
Whoo! |
01:14:57 |
People of DuLoc, |
01:14:59 |
we gather here today... |
01:15:02 |
to bear witness... |
01:15:04 |
- to the union... |
01:15:06 |
- of our new king-- |
01:15:09 |
- Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? |
01:15:11 |
Go on. |
01:15:18 |
Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, |
01:15:25 |
Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! |
01:15:27 |
- You want to do this right, don't you? |
01:15:29 |
There's a line, There's a |
01:15:31 |
The preacher's gonna say, |
01:15:34 |
- That's when you say, "I object!" |
01:15:38 |
Wait, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! |
01:15:40 |
- Look, you love this woman, don't you? |
01:15:42 |
- You wanna hold her? |
01:15:43 |
- Please her? |
01:15:45 |
Then you got to, got to try a |
01:15:48 |
- The chicks love that romantic crap! |
01:15:51 |
- When does this guy say the line? |
01:15:55 |
- And so, by the power vested in me, |
01:15:58 |
- What do you see? |
01:16:01 |
- I know pronounce you husband and wife, |
01:16:04 |
- king and queen. |
01:16:07 |
- Oh, for the love of Pete! |
01:16:11 |
I object! |
01:16:13 |
- Shrek? |
01:16:15 |
Oh, now what does he want? |
01:16:21 |
Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya? |
01:16:24 |
I love DuLoc, first of all. |
01:16:26 |
- Very clean. |
01:16:29 |
Really, it's rude enough being |
01:16:32 |
- but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- |
01:16:35 |
- I need to talk to you. |
01:16:38 |
Well, it's a little late for |
01:16:41 |
- But you can't marry him. |
01:16:44 |
Because-- Because he's just |
01:16:48 |
Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. |
01:16:50 |
- He's not your true love. |
01:16:54 |
Well, I-- Uh-- |
01:16:56 |
I mean-- |
01:17:00 |
the ogre has fallen in |
01:17:04 |
- Oh, good Lord. |
01:17:07 |
An ogre and a princess! |
01:17:14 |
Shrek, is this true? |
01:17:18 |
Who cares? It's preposterous! |
01:17:21 |
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss |
01:17:25 |
Now kiss me! Mmmm! |
01:17:31 |
"By night one way, by day another." |
01:17:37 |
I wanted to show you before. |
01:18:02 |
Well, uh, |
01:18:04 |
that explains a lot. |
01:18:07 |
Ugh! It's disgusting! |
01:18:10 |
Guards! Guards! |
01:18:12 |
I order you to get that out |
01:18:16 |
- Get them both! |
01:18:19 |
This hocus-pocus alters nothing. |
01:18:22 |
- See? See? |
01:18:25 |
- No! |
01:18:27 |
Get out of my way! Fiona! |
01:18:32 |
Arrgh! |
01:18:34 |
I'll make you regret the day we met. |
01:18:37 |
- You'll beg for death to save you! |
01:18:40 |
- And as for you, my wife. |
01:18:44 |
I'll have you locked back in that |
01:18:47 |
- I am king! |
01:18:49 |
I will have order! |
01:18:54 |
Aaah! |
01:18:57 |
- Aah! |
01:19:00 |
I got a dragon here, |
01:19:02 |
- I'm a donkey on the edge! |
01:19:09 |
Celebrity marriages. |
01:19:14 |
Go ahead Shrek. |
01:19:17 |
Uh, Fiona? |
01:19:20 |
Yes, Shrek? |
01:19:23 |
I-- I love you. |
01:19:27 |
Really? |
01:19:30 |
Really, really. |
01:19:33 |
I love you too. |
01:19:41 |
Aawww! |
01:19:44 |
"Until you find true love's first kiss... |
01:19:48 |
and then take love's true form." |
01:20:15 |
"Take love's true form. |
01:20:24 |
Fiona? |
01:20:29 |
Fiona. |
01:20:31 |
Are you all right? |
01:20:34 |
Well, yes. |
01:20:36 |
But I don't understand. |
01:20:39 |
I'm supposed to be beautiful. |
01:20:44 |
But you are beautiful. |
01:20:49 |
I was hoping this would be a happy ending. |
01:20:55 |
I thought love was only true in fairy tales |
01:21:01 |
Oy! |
01:21:01 |
Meant for someone else but not for me |
01:21:07 |
Love was out to get me |
01:21:10 |
That's the way it seemed |
01:21:13 |
Disappointment haunted all my dreams |
01:21:18 |
And then I saw her face |
01:21:21 |
Now I'm a believer |
01:21:24 |
And not a trace |
01:21:27 |
Of doubt in my mind |
01:21:29 |
- I'm in love |
01:21:34 |
I'm a believer I couldn't leave her |
01:21:36 |
If I tried |
01:21:38 |
God bless us, every one. |
01:21:42 |
Come on, y'all! Ha ha! |
01:21:46 |
Now I'm a believer |
01:21:49 |
Not a trace |
01:21:52 |
Of doubt in my mind |
01:21:55 |
I'm in love Ooh-ahh |
01:21:58 |
I'm a believer I couldn't |
01:22:03 |
- Ooh! |
01:22:06 |
Then I saw her face |
01:22:08 |
Now I'm a believer |
01:22:11 |
Not a trace |
01:22:14 |
Of doubt in my mind |
01:22:18 |
I'm in love I'm a believer |
01:22:22 |
Come on! |
01:22:24 |
I believe, I believe |
01:22:26 |
I believe, I believe |
01:22:29 |
Y'all sing it with me! |
01:22:32 |
Believe |
01:22:33 |
I believe |
01:22:36 |
- I believe |
01:22:39 |
I believe |
01:22:42 |
I believe |
01:22:45 |
I believe |
01:22:52 |
Oh, that's funny. |
01:22:55 |
I can't breathe. |
01:22:58 |
I believe in self-assertion |
01:23:01 |
Destiny or a slight divertion |
01:23:03 |
Now it seems I've got my head on straight |
01:23:07 |
I'm freak an apparition |
01:23:09 |
Seems I've made the right decision |
01:23:12 |
To try to turn back now it might be too late |
01:23:15 |
- I want to stay home today |
01:23:20 |
- If anyone comes to play |
01:23:24 |
- I wanna stay home today |
01:23:29 |
No way |
01:23:31 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
01:23:34 |
I wanna be a millionaire someday |
01:23:36 |
But know what it feels like to give it away |
01:23:38 |
Watch me march to the beat of my own drum |
01:23:42 |
And it's off to the moon and then bak again |
01:23:45 |
Same old day |
01:23:47 |
My happiness rears back as if to say |
01:23:51 |
- I wanna stay home today |
01:23:55 |
- If anyone comes my way |
01:24:00 |
- I wanna stay home today |
01:24:04 |
No way |
01:24:07 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
01:24:13 |
I wanna stay home |
01:24:18 |
- I wanna stay home today |
01:24:23 |
- If anyone comes my way |
01:24:28 |
I wanna stay home today |
01:24:31 |
Don't want no company |
01:24:35 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
01:24:51 |
I get such a thrill when you look in my eyes |
01:24:55 |
My heart skips a beat |
01:25:00 |
Please tell me, baby if all this is true |
01:25:04 |
'Cause deep down inside alII wanted was you |
01:25:08 |
Oh-oh-oh |
01:25:12 |
Oh-oh-oh |
01:25:16 |
Oh-oh-oh |
01:25:20 |
Oh-oh-oh |
01:25:24 |
When we first met I could hardly believe |
01:25:28 |
The things that would |
01:25:32 |
So let's be together for all of our time |
01:25:35 |
Oh, girl, I'm so thankful |
01:25:39 |
You always consider me like an ugly duckling |
01:25:42 |
And treat me like a Nostradamus |
01:25:44 |
I break a little something to keep my mind on |
01:25:46 |
'Cause you had my mond |
01:25:49 |
Turn the lights on, Come on, baby |
01:25:52 |
'Cause all I want to do is make |
01:25:54 |
All night long |
01:25:56 |
- Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance |
01:26:00 |
- Oh-oh-oh, it's a new romance |
01:26:04 |
- Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes |
01:26:07 |
- Look into your eyes |
01:26:10 |
- The best years of our lives |
01:26:12 |
- Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance |
01:26:16 |
Oh-oh-oh |
01:26:20 |
- Oh-oh-oh, i look into your eyes |
01:26:24 |
Oh-oh-oh |
01:26:29 |
Everything looks bright |
01:26:31 |
Standing in your light |
01:26:34 |
Everything feels right |
01:26:36 |
What's left is out of sight |
01:26:39 |
What's a girl to do |
01:26:44 |
I wanna be with you |
01:26:47 |
'Cause when you're standin' next to me |
01:26:49 |
It's like wow |
01:26:51 |
And all your kisses seem to set me free |
01:26:54 |
It's like wow |
01:26:56 |
And when we touch it's such |
01:27:00 |
It's like-- It's like |
01:27:02 |
Hey, what |
01:27:05 |
It's like wow |
01:27:08 |
Hey, yeah |
01:27:12 |
Everything is looking right now, right now |
01:27:15 |
- It's like wow |
01:27:19 |
This feeling it's just like wow |
01:27:22 |
It's just like wow |
01:27:24 |
- You are all I'm thinking of. |
01:27:26 |
Everything feels right |
01:27:31 |
- Like wow |
01:27:33 |
All my senses are right |
01:27:36 |
- Like wow |
01:27:38 |
Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you |
01:27:42 |
Is like wow |
01:28:04 |
There is something that I see |
01:28:08 |
In the way you look at me |
01:28:11 |
There's a smile |
01:28:15 |
In your eyes |
01:28:18 |
What an unexpected way |
01:28:22 |
On this unexpected day |
01:28:25 |
Could it be |
01:28:27 |
This is where I belong |
01:28:32 |
It is you I have loved |
01:28:36 |
All along |
01:28:39 |
There's no more mystery |
01:28:42 |
It's finally clear to me |
01:28:46 |
You're the home my heart's searched for |
01:28:50 |
So long |
01:28:53 |
It is you I have loved |
01:28:57 |
All along |
01:29:28 |
Whoa, over and over |
01:29:32 |
I'm filled with emotion |
01:29:37 |
As I look |
01:29:40 |
Into your perfect face |