Simon Konianski

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00:00:34 To my father who wanted me
00:00:38 To my grandfather
00:00:40 To my grandmother
00:02:45 Watch the walls and the paper.
00:02:51 He touched it...
00:03:07 This is great!
00:03:09 You'll be fine here.
00:03:11 lt's cosy, welcoming,
00:03:14 nicely decorated...
00:03:16 And your dad's delighted
00:03:30 Three weeks later
00:03:37 Awake at last.
00:03:38 Look,
00:03:41 They need a science teacher.
00:03:45 Dad, l studied philosophy.
00:03:49 l didn't do physics,
00:03:52 So? Aiob's a iob.
00:03:54 You can't stay on the dole here
00:03:58 l iust woke.
00:04:02 lt is 10, you layabout!
00:04:04 Put the talisman
00:04:08 Under his bed,
00:04:11 or in his briefcase.
00:04:19 He doesn't have a briefcase, Rebbe.
00:04:22 He doesn't even have a iob.
00:04:24 Never mind. Just make sure
00:04:28 Just give it three weeks.
00:04:30 He'll find work,
00:04:32 he'll meet a nice girl
00:04:34 and, above all, he'll move out.
00:04:38 May God hear you, Rebbe.
00:04:40 But she has to be
00:04:44 Not a shikse like that dancer
00:04:48 Of course, Elias ben Moshe,
00:04:53 Coming!
00:05:04 Maurice, is that you?
00:05:07 You'll be here in two minutes?
00:05:09 Yes, stop shouting!
00:05:16 No, l don't see anyone.
00:05:17 No one, ok. Not even you, l see.
00:05:21 l see you now. l see you!
00:05:50 Relax, Moishe.
00:05:52 You're safe here.
00:05:56 Want some tea?
00:05:58 Just a drop then.
00:06:00 l'm getting those belly pains again.
00:06:30 The BeIgian govemment
00:06:32 is pressing both sides
00:06:35 A truce now? They're crazy on TV!
00:06:38 Those Hamas Nazis want a truce?
00:06:41 Why is that thing
00:06:44 You're better now, aren't you?
00:06:46 lt stays until the pain goes.
00:06:48 You could keep it on
00:06:51 Where's the remote?
00:06:53 Hundreds of people
00:06:55 Dad, turn it down.
00:06:57 They thought they would be safe
00:07:01 But four Israeli rockets
00:07:03 Ianded in the compound,
00:07:06 Hi, Uncle Maurice.
00:07:09 Great hiding place.
00:07:11 Earlier, in Gaza,
00:07:15 Simon, did anyone follow you here
00:07:19 The street's always empty.
00:07:21 So whose black car is that?
00:07:24 lt's Mr Hirsh's.
00:07:26 And the van next to it?
00:07:28 That's the Stasi.
00:07:32 Listen here, Simon,
00:07:35 l fought in Spain, Simon,
00:07:38 and l'm still on their list!
00:07:40 So tell me whose van it is!
00:07:42 l don't know.
00:07:46 Don't get Uncle's blood pressure up!
00:07:49 Listen, Ernest, l'm going now.
00:07:52 See? He's leaving because ofyou!
00:08:18 Shit...
00:09:00 Well? Looked at those ads?
00:09:02 Nothing for me.
00:09:03 Move, you're not see-through.
00:09:06 And that teaching post?
00:09:09 lt's in Liege, in mathematics.
00:09:11 Take the train.
00:09:14 l do a degree in mathematics first?
00:09:17 Ty to make an effort.
00:09:19 Your cousin Isaac never studied
00:09:22 A nice wife, three children
00:09:24 and owner of a ''four-sided'' home.
00:09:28 - Lucky guy!
00:09:30 But my son won't take the train
00:09:33 to go to work.
00:09:34 He's too good for mathematics.
00:09:36 My son's been to university!
00:09:39 Knowwhen l started work?
00:09:41 Back then, you did anyiob going
00:09:44 and didn't live at home
00:09:47 Dad, l've told you a thousand times:
00:09:51 - Quiet! l'm not deaf.
00:09:53 Hard of hearing,
00:09:56 Doctor Berkenbaum is as deaf as you.
00:09:59 Professor, not doctor!
00:10:02 You keep the sound up
00:10:06 Shut up! Berkenbaum told me
00:10:13 lt's you, Corazon.
00:10:17 How's my grandson?
00:10:21 Yes, he's right here.
00:10:25 Your goy.
00:10:26 Don't call her that!
00:10:28 Hello, Cori?
00:10:30 Just a second,
00:10:34 Shit!
00:10:35 Sory, Corazon, l totally forgot.
00:10:38 l was at the hospital
00:10:43 Don't get mad, l'm going.
00:10:56 Schmuli!
00:10:59 Schmuli!
00:11:00 Dad!
00:11:34 Excuse me,
00:11:35 but why is he wrapped up
00:11:38 You should have been here
00:11:43 We kept calling you.
00:11:44 Without your wife,
00:11:47 You should have hit him first
00:11:53 Screwyou, sir!
00:11:57 l don't think you get it.
00:11:59 Screwyou, you Nazi!
00:12:02 Fuck...
00:12:04 Are you ok?
00:12:05 Are you ok, Dad?
00:12:07 Do you need an ambulance?
00:12:09 Does it hurt a lot?
00:12:10 l'm ok.
00:12:12 Sory, l shouldn't have hit you.
00:12:18 Yes...
00:12:20 l know, not after 8.
00:12:24 No Coke, no crisps.
00:12:27 You think l'm stupid?
00:12:30 Come on, Corazon,
00:12:35 l have my ticket for your ballet.
00:12:38 l'm coming anyway.
00:12:48 Ok, Schmuli?
00:12:53 Knowwhat we'll do this weekend?
00:12:55 We'll do some great stuff.
00:12:59 We'll go to McDonald's
00:13:02 Mum says l can't drink Coke.
00:13:04 We'll have Fanta.
00:13:06 Can we buy me a rabbit?
00:13:08 Forget the rabbit. Your mum said no.
00:13:11 She's stubborn.
00:13:13 Please...
00:13:15 lt's not fair.
00:13:16 Please...
00:13:18 Stop it, you're being a pain!
00:13:22 l'll ask Karl
00:13:25 Who's Karl?
00:13:27 He sleeps in Mum's bed.
00:13:30 Who is this Nazi bastard?
00:13:33 l don't know.
00:13:36 She doesn't waste time!
00:13:38 You ok, Dad?
00:13:41 What's this Karl like?
00:13:43 ls he tall?
00:13:45 Good-looking?
00:13:47 Yes, he's stronger than Dad.
00:13:49 But he's not as funny.
00:13:51 Great.
00:13:52 He asks about you.
00:13:55 Ok, cut it out now.
00:13:57 Dad doesn't like Karl
00:14:03 Grandpa!
00:14:05 Schmuli!
00:14:08 Look, this is for you, sweetheart.
00:14:13 No presents. It's not his birthday,
00:14:17 lt's Sukkoth, you goy,
00:14:20 l'm allowed to spoil
00:14:23 Know what we're going to do?
00:14:25 We'll have a big chocolate sundae.
00:14:28 You know my chocolate sundae recipe?
00:14:31 Yes, Grandpa, ice cream
00:14:35 lt's bad for your cholesterol too.
00:14:38 Screw my cholesterol!
00:14:53 l've told you 100 times
00:14:56 You only smoke on the balcony.
00:15:30 You'll asphyxiate us!
00:15:32 Don't burn that, you fool!
00:15:36 Give me that!
00:15:39 What have you done?
00:15:45 Thank you, Rebbe.
00:15:49 Tell me,
00:15:51 do you keep the TV on full blast?
00:15:54 And you won't let him smoke?
00:15:56 And he still won't leave?
00:15:59 No, Rebbe.
00:16:04 So piss in the washbasin now.
00:16:07 - Out ofthe way!
00:16:10 Pass to Fabregas.
00:16:13 Fabregas to Deco.
00:16:15 Deco to Ronaldinho
00:16:18 Ronaldinho about to shoot...
00:16:20 And he scores!
00:16:23 Goal! What do you say to Grandpa?
00:16:25 Grandpa scored!
00:16:32 Already tired, my son?
00:16:33 You know, sport's important
00:16:37 Even at Maidanek, l worked out.
00:16:39 Even when it was minus 20
00:16:43 with my lungs full of pus...
00:16:45 Stop!
00:16:48 l'm not listening.
00:16:53 Just think, Schmuli...
00:16:55 No one wants to hear
00:17:01 The shame of it!
00:17:02 l'll listen to you, Grandpa.
00:17:04 You're sweet,
00:17:23 Dad, that's disgusting!
00:17:26 lf l want to piss
00:17:29 l'll piss in my kitchen sink!
00:17:31 Why aren't you asleep?
00:17:33 lt's my pills.
00:17:35 The leaflet says insomnia,
00:17:40 Show me. Where is it?
00:17:41 What for? You're a doctor now?
00:17:44 Maybe you took mine instead.
00:17:46 Stop that. It took me hours
00:17:50 Here are my pills, Mr Doctor!
00:17:53 Brilliant doctor,
00:17:57 Where does it say, ''lnsomnia,
00:18:00 On the leaflet l threw out.
00:18:03 - Water costs money!
00:18:07 l lost my sense of smell
00:18:09 when my nose froze at Maidanek.
00:18:11 Enough! You've told me that stoy
00:18:15 l think he'll move out now.
00:19:02 l gave half of my bread
00:19:05 because he was thinner than me.
00:19:08 A real skeleton.
00:19:10 And that was when Kapo Michal...
00:19:12 You remember him,
00:19:16 He came into our hut
00:19:18 and saw Salesmann eating bread.
00:19:21 He shouted so loud!
00:19:24 What did fat Kapo Michal do?
00:19:27 He hit him with his stick,
00:19:31 so hard that the stick broke in two.
00:19:34 After, Salesmann walked hunched up
00:19:37 - An old mole skeleton?
00:19:40 Remember my pal Salesmann?
00:19:42 l hid with him in the caca pit
00:19:44 when the Germans fled the Russians.
00:19:47 We stank of caca
00:19:51 That saved me from Auschwitz.
00:19:54 Enough, you old madman!
00:19:56 After me,
00:19:59 l'm doing no harm!
00:20:01 He has to knowthe truth,
00:20:04 That damn non-Jewish school
00:20:08 He's only six!
00:20:10 Stop talking
00:20:13 lt drove your son crazy
00:20:16 Watch your mouth, you unworthy son!
00:20:18 Cancer killed your mother.
00:20:21 And what caused the cancer?
00:20:36 l want the end ofthe stoy
00:20:40 l want the end ofthe stoy
00:20:55 Sory, Dad.
00:20:58 But he's my son.
00:21:00 l have a right to decide
00:21:24 lfyou need to talk,
00:21:28 What?
00:21:29 Some charlatan
00:21:32 and costs more than a specialist?
00:21:33 Never!
00:21:35 l'm not made of money!
00:21:38 You have to be meshuge
00:21:43 Ask Dr Berkenbaum about it then.
00:21:54 Hello.
00:21:55 Hello, doctor.
00:21:56 How's it going on the BX?
00:21:59 Well, insomnia...
00:22:02 Damn!
00:22:04 And itchy arms and ankles.
00:22:07 Shouldn't that have cleared up?
00:22:10 We'll cut back on the dosage.
00:22:13 Don't keep that collar on too long.
00:22:16 lt will make your neck rigid.
00:22:18 Didn't you have it last month?
00:22:21 l'm still in a bit of pain.
00:22:28 Tell me, is it possible
00:22:32 Why?
00:22:33 We have similar pills
00:22:36 Maybe he took yours by mistake.
00:22:39 No way.
00:22:41 You don't know my father.
00:22:43 He's total maniac about his pills.
00:22:46 lt's not possible.
00:22:48 The BX isn't on sale yet.
00:22:50 Not for a year after the tests end.
00:22:53 What are your father's pills?
00:22:56 There's no name. His sister
00:22:59 Could you check
00:23:02 l could bring one for you
00:23:05 Yes, ifyou want.
00:23:10 Sign here.
00:23:14 Mr Konianski
00:23:17 l told you l was quitting.
00:23:21 How much?
00:23:22 1,400 euros.
00:23:23 A painkiller, few side effects.
00:23:26 Ok, l'll quit after that.
00:23:28 For good!
00:23:39 How about this one?
00:23:40 ''Seeking young man or woman
00:23:46 That's my margarine for
00:23:49 l'm fighting cholesterol too.
00:23:51 l have your flat feet,
00:23:55 l don't want cholesterol.
00:23:56 Know what my margarine costs?
00:23:59 No, l don't know what it costs.
00:24:01 But my heart's weak
00:24:04 Two and a halftimes
00:24:08 You're worse than any caricature
00:24:12 You don't say Kike, you shmok!
00:24:15 Nazis and Polacks say Kike.
00:24:17 Cut it out.
00:24:21 PoIak, Boshe, Goy...
00:24:23 Gevalt...
00:24:27 Mala, l can't take it.
00:24:30 He's driving me mad.
00:24:34 Listen to this...
00:24:38 You hear him?
00:25:07 Maurice? What's up?
00:25:09 Nice suit. Who died?
00:25:11 Simon, where were you?
00:25:15 Look at the way you're dressed!
00:25:17 What were you up to, shmendriM
00:25:20 Hold on...
00:25:24 Simon!
00:25:27 We nearly stopped waiting for you.
00:25:30 Where were you?
00:25:32 At a peep show, Auntie.
00:25:37 Simon, do you know Sonia?
00:25:40 My granddaughter.
00:25:42 She's a pianist, a great pianist.
00:25:46 You like the piano?
00:25:48 No, Mrs Hirschfeld.
00:25:51 Your hair's lovely.
00:25:53 l'm not talking about my hair.
00:25:55 l'm talking about Sonia.
00:25:57 She's given concerts
00:26:01 Even as a soloist.
00:26:03 ln Moscow,
00:26:05 Bratislava,
00:26:06 London,
00:26:08 Jerusalem...
00:26:09 You know, Sonia,
00:26:12 Simon is an artist too.
00:26:15 He loves to draw.
00:26:18 You like to drawtoo.
00:26:19 Don't you?
00:26:21 Simon, apparently you and Sonia
00:26:24 in the same youth club.
00:26:27 That's incredible!
00:26:29 Yes, incredible.
00:26:31 So incredible l don't remember.
00:26:37 What do you play?
00:26:39 Rachmaninov mostly.
00:26:42 But l like Scriabin and Janacek too.
00:26:45 lnteresting.
00:26:49 And what about
00:26:52 ln Gaza? What situation in Gaza?
00:26:55 The blockade,
00:26:58 the air raids, civilians murdered...
00:27:01 Do you condone it?
00:27:02 Stop talking nonsense!
00:27:04 Do you think
00:27:08 until it respects UN resolutions?
00:27:10 The people who boycott Israel
00:27:14 anti-Semites and Nazis!
00:27:16 You can't blame the Nazis for once!
00:27:19 You want to do the Arabs' work?
00:27:21 We have a right to that land.
00:27:25 We're ready to give them a bit of it
00:27:28 but they want it all!
00:27:30 Look where university gets you.
00:27:33 Those terrorists in the Hezbollah,
00:27:37 Who do you mean?
00:27:40 They don't even care about you!
00:27:42 Just go and live with the Arabs...
00:27:44 Gaza and 30% ofthe West Bank?
00:27:47 The Palestinians need a homeland
00:27:49 like any other people.
00:27:52 a new Saladin will rise up...
00:27:54 Those terrorists launch the attacks!
00:27:57 Listen, shmendrik, if Israel
00:28:00 were to disappear with its A-bomb
00:28:03 and ifthe Nazis came back,
00:28:05 you'd act a lot less proud then,
00:28:15 - Cut it out, Maurice!
00:28:19 Colonization engenders terrorism,
00:28:23 not the opposite!
00:28:29 l'll find myself
00:28:32 and shag her!
00:28:34 l'll shag her!
00:28:35 Allah wakhbar!.
00:29:17 No way!
00:29:18 Why don't theyiust
00:29:23 Give me a break!
00:29:34 - My sister has lovely knockers.
00:29:59 No, it sucks. l hated it.
00:30:19 Was the nude part planned?
00:30:22 lt's pathetic.
00:30:23 How could you agree to do it?
00:30:25 l mean,
00:30:29 l loved it!
00:30:31 Belt up, you pervert!
00:30:34 They pay you more
00:30:37 What's wrong? You're not on stage.
00:30:39 But anyierk can ogle
00:30:43 l found it poetic and original.
00:30:46 Too bad you kept your panties.
00:30:48 Shut the hell up, Jorge!
00:30:51 The headmistress wants to see us.
00:30:53 Your son has a bad influence
00:30:56 They play Nazis and Jews at break.
00:30:59 At least they're acting out.
00:31:01 l hope the headmistress
00:31:05 Maybe she can ''act out'' too.
00:31:08 You see her.
00:31:10 l'm not seeing that cow.
00:31:14 lt's youriob.
00:31:16 Nazis and Kapos are
00:31:21 Even if she hasn't read Dolto!
00:31:23 When will you grow up?
00:31:33 Karl, a friend.
00:31:46 You don't know Karl?
00:31:49 A law degree, a swimming champ
00:31:53 Yeah? Wild.
00:31:56 For you...
00:32:27 The Bamboo Whistle.
00:32:30 The Chinese Barrow.
00:32:32 Sucking the Mango.
00:32:34 Felación.
00:32:40 Coitus of a Cow.
00:32:42 Coito de un toro.
00:32:46 Shit!
00:32:52 Piña Colada.
00:32:54 Caipirinha.
00:32:55 Tudo bom.
00:32:58 Weaving a Creeper...
00:33:12 All right, Mr Konianski?
00:33:14 Sory, doctor, l dozed off.
00:33:17 l have insomnia
00:33:22 My heart's broken too,
00:33:25 We've had other complaints.
00:33:27 We'll probably halt the tests.
00:33:30 Are my father's pills, BX 012,
00:33:34 Yes. The molecule
00:33:38 experimentally in the USA.
00:33:42 What does experimentally mean?
00:33:45 Doctors can prescribe it
00:33:50 To treat what?
00:33:51 To treat rare lung conditions.
00:33:54 As a last resort.
00:33:57 Has your father...
00:33:59 ever suffered from the cold?
00:34:08 l'm sory, Mr Konianski.
00:34:29 We don't want to make Gaza
00:34:33 Most weapons in Gaza
00:34:38 Humanitaian groups can't woh
00:34:40 foriust three houn a day.
00:34:44 The inhabitantg are temfied.
00:34:46 117 miIIion doIIan are required
00:34:49 to meet the most urgent needs.
00:35:02 Dad...
00:35:06 You should be in bed.
00:35:09 Simon, you unworthy son!
00:35:13 Did you call
00:35:15 to apologize for the other evening?
00:35:18 l was ashamed ofyou.
00:37:07 For you my son.
00:37:08 Keep this in yourwaIIet
00:37:31 We thought you'd need company.
00:37:35 Hello, Mala.
00:37:39 Hello, Maurice.
00:37:40 l'm sory your brother passed away.
00:37:44 My condolences.
00:37:49 Hadrien, say hello.
00:37:51 l don't want them.
00:37:54 lll-mannered little boy...
00:37:59 Let's get an ice cream together.
00:38:03 - Fancy one?
00:38:05 What about us?
00:38:07 Let's go.
00:38:09 Where's Grandpa?
00:38:12 lt's good being together.
00:38:17 lt makes you wonder
00:38:28 What's so great
00:38:37 He's mad! Help, Hadrien!
00:38:39 Psychopath!
00:38:41 Help, Hadrien!
00:38:47 Stop it!
00:39:16 Ostrof?
00:39:18 Why Ostrof?
00:39:20 Ostrow.
00:39:22 Ostrow. Where is this dump?
00:39:24 ln Ukraine,
00:39:29 He wants to be buried
00:39:32 We were born there.
00:39:34 And his first wife died there too.
00:39:37 What?
00:39:39 What first wife?
00:39:41 She died young.
00:39:44 Dad had a first wife?
00:39:48 Did they have kids?
00:39:51 l iust asked you something.
00:39:54 No, they didn't have kids.
00:39:56 We can't talk about it now.
00:40:01 Who was she? What was her name?
00:40:03 Sarah.
00:40:04 Why be buried with her?
00:40:06 How should l know?
00:40:08 Your father was always a bit odd.
00:40:11 How come no one told me?
00:40:13 Shut up, Simon!
00:40:17 ln Ukraine...
00:40:20 Getting a body
00:40:26 We'll need an air ambulance.
00:40:30 Danny? Rebenski here.
00:40:32 What have we got for Kiev?
00:40:37 El Al...
00:40:38 No, not Lufthansa.
00:40:40 Air Austria...
00:40:43 And Lot?
00:40:44 That much?
00:40:48 Thanks, Danny.
00:40:51 lt's not cheap.
00:40:53 You'll need an ambulance
00:40:57 with the roads there,
00:40:59 the customs papers,
00:41:02 of course.
00:41:04 The burial plot...
00:41:06 The taxes, you can't avoid them...
00:41:10 And all the kickbacks.
00:41:12 People there won't go
00:41:15 Why don't you buy him here?
00:41:19 Or in Israel?
00:41:20 Someone iust dropped out.
00:41:23 A really lovely spot.
00:41:25 A plot on the Mount of Olives.
00:41:27 Nice and quiet. In Jerusalem.
00:41:29 l can give you a good price.
00:41:32 Call it a last-minute offer.
00:41:35 These are a dead man's last wishes,
00:41:47 lt'll cost you 30,000 euros.
00:41:50 What?
00:41:51 That's way too much!
00:41:53 Ostrof isn't cheap.
00:41:55 Ostrow!
00:41:57 30,000 euros for some woman
00:42:00 l never met or even know about!
00:42:02 What do you want to know?
00:42:05 Evemhing.
00:42:08 l want to know evemhing.
00:42:10 All right.
00:42:11 Your father had
00:42:14 But it didn't last long.
00:42:17 We can go to Ostrow by car.
00:42:19 lt'll be easier
00:42:22 l'm not going
00:42:25 Think for a second.
00:42:27 We can share the fuel costs
00:42:31 Plus we speak Russian and Polish.
00:42:34 Can you even take a body to Ukraine?
00:42:37 Don't wory, Simon.
00:42:40 He'll sort the paperwork out.
00:42:43 Ok, but l want to know
00:42:46 We'll tell you all about it
00:43:12 What an idea,
00:43:13 bringing your son
00:43:16 lf it's a problem,
00:43:21 Did his mother agree
00:43:25 Of course.
00:43:28 l don't think it's right
00:44:06 All right, Mala.
00:44:08 Back to our stoy.
00:44:10 We're in Ostrof.
00:44:12 Ostrow!
00:44:13 Ok, we're in Ostrow,
00:44:15 iust before the war, Dad's young,
00:44:18 he meets this Sarah...
00:44:20 What year was it again?
00:44:23 Know what?
00:44:26 You need to concentrate on the road.
00:44:31 Let me get some sleep.
00:44:39 lt's a diesel engine.
00:44:41 lt's a vintage car
00:44:44 l can drive anything, Simon.
00:44:48 Watch the gears.
00:44:50 l changed the box two weeks ago.
00:44:53 Cut it out.
00:44:55 l was driving
00:44:59 Hury up, we can't stay here,
00:45:06 Calm down, Maurice! Calm down!
00:45:15 That's a great disguise.
00:45:18 No one will ever spot you.
00:45:24 Ok, Mala,
00:45:27 now l'm not driving, tell me.
00:45:29 This Sarah...
00:45:30 l'm too tired now.
00:45:32 l'll tell you tomorrow, l promise.
00:45:35 l'm going to sleep now.
00:45:38 You tell me. You were there too.
00:45:40 Look, l have to concentrate
00:45:43 l can't do two things at once.
00:45:46 You're a damn drag
00:45:49 Watch your mouth, Simon!
00:47:40 What happened?
00:47:42 That idiot in his SS boots
00:47:45 said l was doing
00:47:48 You were doing 140?
00:47:50 l can't see your speedometer,
00:47:55 He wanted my papers, that shmok!
00:47:58 He wanted my licence
00:48:01 All l have on me is my Beretta.
00:48:04 Think l want them to know who l am?
00:48:07 So they can hand me over
00:48:10 Never!
00:48:12 You have a gun on you?
00:48:14 l always cary a loaded gun.
00:48:17 Put that away!
00:48:21 l still have my gun, see.
00:48:22 Put it away!
00:48:23 They should give me money,
00:48:26 those damn bastards!
00:48:28 Maurice, slow down!
00:49:16 Your brother and sister piss me off.
00:49:21 How did you put up with them?
00:49:27 Hear this racket?
00:49:44 Fascinating...
00:50:19 Hadien swimming tomomow
00:50:21 Shit!
00:50:45 What's going on?
00:50:47 Hello, son.
00:50:52 Am l dreaming?
00:50:53 l'm really touched
00:50:55 you've come all the way to Poland
00:50:58 with my little Schmuli.
00:51:01 But there's one thing
00:51:05 Get yourself a real iob.
00:51:09 After good health, that's
00:51:13 A good iob.
00:51:14 lncredible, even dead
00:51:18 Dad, you're dead.
00:51:22 Listen, my son,
00:51:24 l'm sick of worying about you.
00:51:26 So, please, make me happy.
00:51:29 Find yourself a proper job.
00:51:31 At your age, l had my own store.
00:51:34 l designed a fabric...
00:51:36 Please, l know
00:51:39 Find something, Simon.
00:51:41 lf not for yourself or for me,
00:51:46 Dad, when l was a boy,
00:51:51 But we were happy.
00:51:53 Your mother
00:51:56 Not like that dancer
00:52:01 You can talk,
00:52:03 Who is this Sarah anyway?
00:52:07 Because ofthat dancer,
00:52:10 That was my decision.
00:52:14 Answer my question. Who's Sarah?
00:52:19 Barbaric! Barbaric, he says!
00:52:22 Circumcision
00:52:25 but my son the genius
00:52:29 Exactly.
00:52:31 l had the guts to stop it.
00:52:34 Enough ofthis nonsense.
00:52:36 No, Dad, wait...
00:52:43 Shit...
00:52:45 Wake up!
00:52:47 No way...
00:52:48 Get up, you idler, it's 8:30.
00:52:52 - Get up, Dad.
00:52:55 l want to sleep.
00:52:57 lch will ghlufent
00:52:59 We were driving all day
00:53:03 Mala and l will drive then.
00:53:09 Fucking hell!
00:53:12 You really got me! 8:30...
00:53:16 Ty that again
00:53:27 Don't phone and drive, Simon.
00:53:30 lt's too dangerous.
00:53:32 Who are you?
00:53:33 lt's Mrs Hirschfeld.
00:53:36 Hello, Gitla? How are you?
00:53:38 That old bat has my number?
00:53:40 l never take my mobile
00:53:44 So, tell me...
00:53:47 Have you seen Dr Goldbeter?
00:53:49 Two minutes, Mala.
00:53:50 Good, isn't he?
00:53:52 Know what the Poles
00:53:55 Goloubtgit
00:53:58 Stuffed cabbage.
00:54:02 lt wasn't at all bad, you know.
00:54:08 Right!
00:54:09 Enough! Give me the phone!
00:54:11 l have to go.
00:54:12 Give me the phone!
00:54:14 l'll call you back.
00:54:17 Give me the phone!
00:54:19 Yes, the pro-Palestinian one.
00:54:21 l didn't tell her to take vitamins.
00:54:24 You're incredible!
00:54:26 Let me tell you a stoy, Simon,
00:54:29 about what happened
00:54:33 l was caught
00:54:35 They took us to this fancy house
00:54:38 where some rich fellow used to live.
00:54:40 The Gestapo had moved in there.
00:54:43 You should have seen them.
00:54:46 The others gave us boots to clean.
00:54:49 They were gone by morning
00:54:53 At one point, he said,
00:54:55 ''Come here.''
00:54:56 l went but l couldn't look at him.
00:54:58 He was a superior race, see.
00:55:01 After the war...
00:55:04 Yes.
00:55:05 l met pals who weren't with me.
00:55:07 They had been in Russia
00:55:09 Those fellows knew howto drink.
00:55:12 What did they do to a guy?
00:55:14 They got a ierycan full of petrol,
00:55:17 they bought rotten hooch,
00:55:21 The state l was in, Simon.
00:55:24 You've no idea.
00:55:25 For a week, l couldn't comb my hair
00:55:35 Where's Hadrien? He isn't at school.
00:55:40 What?
00:55:43 ln Poland?
00:55:46 With Mala and Maurice?
00:55:51 You've lost your mind!
00:55:55 l haven't kidnapped him.
00:55:58 We'll be back after we buy Grandpa.
00:56:01 Buy Grandpa?
00:56:02 You realize what you're saying?
00:56:05 You're crazy! Hadrien's only six!
00:56:08 Calm down. He wanted to come.
00:56:11 l knewyou wouldn't agree.
00:56:15 Talk to your mother.
00:56:18 Hello, Mum?
00:56:19 Are you ok, sweetheart?
00:56:23 Don't wory,
00:56:26 Don't wory.
00:56:27 l don't want to come home!
00:56:29 l want to send Grandpa
00:56:32 l want to stay with Dad, Mala,
00:56:41 He wants to stay with us.
00:56:45 l need him to be here with us.
00:56:48 l want him to stay. Please.
00:56:50 Get my son back here fast.
00:56:53 Or l'll cut your custody rights,
00:56:55 call the cops,
00:56:57 cut off your balls and feed
00:56:59 to stop you pissing me off!
00:57:01 - Hey, l respect you.
00:57:04 Cut it out!
00:57:08 Of course l'm not talking to you!
00:57:10 l think you're fabulous,
00:57:13 divine, magnificent...
00:57:19 Sexy and all that, fantastic,
00:57:21 and not a ball-buster.
00:57:22 l don't want to go home!
00:57:29 And you said she agreed!
00:57:31 You kidnapped Hadrien
00:57:33 and now we're accomplices
00:57:36 Exactly, Auntie.
00:57:37 Add illegal transport of a corpse.
00:57:40 That's a capital offence in Ukraine.
00:57:44 Ty to be reasonable.
00:57:46 Take the boy home to his mother.
00:57:49 The poor woman will go mad.
00:57:51 She's already mad!
00:57:53 Why defend her? You can't stand her.
00:57:55 l don't hate her. Not at all.
00:57:58 All the same, l'm glad
00:58:02 What if she really
00:58:05 Shit, he's not going to start now!
00:58:08 Dad, was Mum really angy?
00:58:11 Mum is a bit angy, yes.
00:58:12 Dad's a bit angy too. Eveyone is.
00:58:15 Being angy can be good.
00:58:18 When you're not angy anymore,
00:58:21 you're less angy and feel better.
00:59:07 Why Lublin? You're hungy again?
00:59:10 We have family here.
00:59:13 Shit...
00:59:14 Could you be a little more positive?
00:59:17 Stop moaning
00:59:21 We're fetching the stone.
00:59:24 What stone?
00:59:25 Your father's gravestone.
00:59:27 You can't buy him without a stone!
01:00:09 What is this Jewish nuthouse?
01:00:12 Simon, don't be so negative.
01:00:14 Tevié, my cousin,
01:00:17 We'll pick up the stone tomorrow.
01:00:41 l knewyour father well.
01:00:44 We fought together
01:00:47 against the Germans
01:00:50 We were young.
01:00:51 l wasn't 16.
01:00:54 We were members of a youth brigade
01:00:57 of Jewish Communists.
01:00:59 What year was that?
01:01:00 l don't remember exactly.
01:01:55 Did you know
01:01:58 Oh, yes!
01:02:01 Sarah...
01:02:07 And? What?
01:02:14 Did you know my father's first wife?
01:02:33 Who on earth is Martha Feiermann?
01:02:36 Do you know
01:02:40 He'll flip it over
01:02:44 Where's it from? Did you steal it?
01:02:47 Certainly not.
01:02:50 They want pink marble.
01:02:54 Orchestra conductors
01:02:58 Two tons of stone in my car...
01:03:02 Over my dead body!
01:03:22 Simon, that car was in Lublin.
01:03:26 Look!
01:03:27 Don't start again, Maurice.
01:03:29 lt's already bad enough
01:03:35 What's the Stasi?
01:03:37 Friends of Maurice's, sweetheart.
01:03:43 You're using the phone again?
01:03:47 lt's dangerous!
01:03:49 Especially with the stone.
01:03:51 Where are you?
01:03:53 l knew it!
01:03:56 l iust saw my brother's lawyer,
01:04:00 He's calling the police.
01:04:01 Don't lie.
01:04:02 Evey border will have your photo.
01:04:04 Turn back
01:04:08 Fine... Hadrien will have
01:04:11 Did you think of him
01:04:16 Hadrien's my son too.
01:04:20 No, l won't put him on!
01:04:21 Screwyour Garcia lawyer guy.
01:04:24 Yeah, Interpol,
01:04:26 Screwthem all!
01:04:29 l'm an immature kid?
01:04:32 You're a fucking
01:04:36 The world has to revolve around you!
01:04:38 Go to Brazil with Karl,
01:04:43 What? That's brilliant!
01:04:45 Get married! Go ahead!
01:04:47 No way will you take Hadrien.
01:04:49 He's my son, he's staying!
01:04:52 Yeah, fuck you!
01:04:54 Fuck you and the Brazilian
01:04:57 Fucking hell!
01:05:03 There, that's the way
01:05:06 She'll realize now
01:05:09 You spoke well, Simon.
01:05:11 Don't let yourself be ruled
01:05:14 who cheated on you with a darkie.
01:05:16 After the war ended,
01:05:19 once we were able
01:05:22 That's enough!
01:05:25 Get out ofthis car, both ofyou!
01:05:32 l'm sick of it!
01:05:43 Get the hell out!
01:05:48 l don't want to get out...
01:06:10 Fucking hell!
01:06:15 You're 5km from Lublin.
01:06:16 Hitch a ride, get a train,
01:07:33 - What's that? Shall we go in?
01:07:37 But what is it?
01:07:39 lt's where Grandpa was a prisoner.
01:07:41 lt's not a good idea.
01:07:43 Fat Kapo Michal was here?
01:07:46 That's right.
01:07:48 Come on, it's not for children.
01:07:52 But l want to go in!
01:07:55 Hadrien! Come back here right now!
01:07:59 Hadrien!
01:08:02 - Schmuli!
01:08:05 You don't run in a camp!
01:08:10 Schmuli!
01:08:23 Where are you? This isn't funny!
01:08:43 Schmuli?
01:09:32 Simon...
01:09:40 What are you so frightened of, son?
01:09:50 - Dad...
01:09:53 Proud you brought my grandson here.
01:09:57 lt's good that you see for yourself.
01:10:02 Why are you here?
01:10:03 This is where we hid
01:10:05 when the Germans wanted
01:10:09 This is Dan Salesmann,
01:10:12 Remember, l told you about him
01:10:15 He didn't make it,
01:10:19 25 kilos he weighed when he died.
01:10:22 Just think!
01:10:23 Your son's a fine man.
01:10:25 Does he have a girlfriend?
01:10:28 ls he married? Any children?
01:10:30 Spare me... An uncircumsised son
01:10:34 And before they even married,
01:10:40 My son,
01:10:41 you've no idea how happy l am
01:10:44 that you came here
01:10:58 Dad?
01:11:00 Dad?
01:11:16 Dad!
01:11:17 Schmuli! Where were you?
01:11:22 Come on, let's go.
01:12:05 Friendly guys...
01:12:13 lt's all in Russian.
01:12:19 Shit, my car...
01:12:22 They'll turn it into a Lada
01:12:26 What do you think
01:12:29 No idea.
01:12:45 Stay right here, ok.
01:14:01 Where's that rabbit from?
01:14:03 From the camp where Grandpa
01:14:08 Why didn't you tell Dad?
01:14:52 We'll catch a duck
01:14:58 Gently.
01:15:20 To think he abandoned us
01:15:22 at the side ofthe road,
01:15:24 You know,
01:15:27 That's why he's a meshuge.
01:15:45 Damn rabbit!
01:15:46 Honestly, Schmuli...
01:15:49 Dad's had enough ofyour rabbit.
01:15:51 lt's making him sneeze a lot.
01:15:54 Dad must be allergic.
01:15:56 Open your windowthen.
01:15:59 lt's raining!
01:16:01 l don't believe this road.
01:16:21 We'll keep it a bit, then let it go.
01:16:23 No way. Michal is staying with us.
01:16:27 Why call it Michal?
01:16:30 Like Kapo Michal.
01:16:33 Give me a break with Kapo Michal.
01:16:35 Find another name.
01:16:38 l'll call it Karl then!
01:16:42 All right, stick to Michal.
01:18:47 Ok, Schmuli?
01:18:50 Are you ok?
01:18:52 Yes...
01:18:57 Give me your hand.
01:18:59 Are you ok?
01:19:00 Yes, sweetheart, l'm fine.
01:19:02 Shit!
01:19:13 Shit, my car! l don't believe it.
01:19:17 Fucking hell!
01:19:24 Dad, we forgot my rabbit.
01:19:27 Never mind.
01:21:07 You look really smart like that.
01:21:11 l hope those dumb Lubavitchers
01:21:53 ls it far, Dad?
01:21:55 Yes.
01:22:22 Are you keeping...
01:22:23 - Are you keeping the yarmulke?
01:22:39 Grandpa's fallen off!
01:22:42 Quick!
01:23:38 ls Grandpa's honey in there?
01:23:45 And so he's travelling with her
01:23:57 Why put them in a hole
01:24:02 lt's so we can remember them.
01:24:05 This is a place
01:24:09 lt's too far to come here often.
01:24:16 Dad, is E.T. buried here?
01:24:20 E.T.?
01:24:23 l don't think he's Jewish.
01:24:31 They don't have burials
01:24:34 What do they do then?
01:24:35 l don't now.
01:24:37 Maybe they let them rot away.
01:24:42 Not a bad idea.
01:24:52 Hi, son.
01:24:54 You made it here at last. Mazel rov!
01:24:57 l'm proud ofyou.
01:25:00 Stop sneaking up on me.
01:25:02 l can't help it. l'm a ghost.
01:25:05 Vey funny.
01:25:08 ls it true about Sarah?
01:25:10 She's why you wanted to come here?
01:25:15 She was the prettiest woman
01:25:19 She had a lovely pair of breasts...
01:25:22 They all wanted to mary her
01:25:24 but l'm the one who got her.
01:25:26 l loved her so much.
01:25:30 But she died too young,
01:25:35 How?
01:25:37 She fell in the river.
01:25:39 She caught a chill and died.
01:25:42 lt broke my heart.
01:25:46 For a vey long time.
01:25:49 That's why l wory about you,
01:25:52 l know you.
01:25:54 Your heart's fragile like mine
01:25:56 and l'm worried that dancer
01:26:00 lt's a terrible thing.
01:26:02 But enough ofthat.
01:26:04 l'll be seeing Sarah tomorrow.
01:26:08 But...
01:26:11 What about Mum?
01:26:15 l loved your mother vey much too.
01:26:18 Thanks to her, l had you.
01:26:21 But she wasn't prem, poor thing,
01:26:23 and she really got on my nerves!
01:26:27 Now l'm dead,
01:26:31 l really have to go now.
01:26:34 Don't wory, son.
01:26:44 Bye, Dad.
01:27:05 Mala!
01:27:07 Maurice!
01:28:23 Cori?
01:28:24 Who is it now? Who is it?
01:28:26 Hold on, l can't hear you.
01:28:28 What?
01:28:31 Shit, my battey's dead.
01:28:40 Shit!
01:28:45 Pick up that talisman, Simon.
01:28:48 lt contains
01:29:13 Hello, Corazon?
01:29:14 lt's over, we're at Lvov airport,
01:29:18 Listen...
01:29:22 Call off Interpol
01:29:26 l know it's not funny.
01:29:28 l'm a bastard?
01:29:30 Ok, fine, l am a bastard.
01:29:33 About shared custody...
01:29:35 We'll talk about it later.
01:29:37 l want to take him to the sea
01:29:43 You want to come too? What for?
01:29:47 What about Karl?
01:29:49 You don't care? Great...
01:29:52 You bet, you threatened me
01:29:56 Sure l'm pissed off.
01:29:58 Ok, l'll take back what l said.
01:30:02 lt's a really good idea.
01:30:04 l should have asked you.
01:30:07 Simon!
01:30:09 So don't come.
01:30:13 Ok, l'll take that back. l'm sory.
01:30:16 Yes, l'm sory.
01:30:19 Coming anyway?
01:30:21 Yes, l'd like that.
01:30:24 Shit! l have to go! Take care.
01:30:27 Fuck...
01:30:28 l don't believe it!
01:30:42 Sir... Please, sir...
01:30:52 Shit!