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00:01:06 We come in peace
00:01:30 Hey, how you doing? Good to see you.
00:01:41 Itchy,,,, Itchy,,,,
00:02:23 Boring!
00:02:24 Dad, we can't see the movie.
00:02:26 I can't beIieve we're paying to see
00:02:30 If you ask me, everybody in this theater
00:02:34 EspeciaIIy you.
00:02:37 EspeciaIIy you.
00:02:41 Movie on the big screen!
00:03:14 Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.
00:03:32 AII right, weII,
00:03:34 We've been pIaying
00:03:37 Now we'd Iike just a minute of your time
00:03:44 -You suck!
00:03:47 -Preachy!
00:03:49 But the poIIution in your Iake,
00:03:56 I thought they touched on
00:03:58 I beg to differ.
00:04:04 GentIemen, it's been an honor
00:04:28 For the Iatest rock band
00:04:32 . . .Lord, hear our prayer.
00:04:34 Lord, hear our prayer.
00:04:37 I hate being Iate.
00:04:39 WeII, I hate going.
00:04:40 Why can't I worship the Lord
00:04:42 . . .by praying Iike heII on my deathbed?
00:04:44 Homer, they can hear you inside.
00:04:46 ReIax. Those pious morons are too busy
00:04:54 How you doing? Peace be with you.
00:05:07 Today I'd Iike to try something
00:05:10 I'm going to caII on one of you!
00:05:14 Now, the word of God
00:05:16 I want you to Iet that word out.
00:05:21 What is it, Ned?
00:05:22 The good Lord is teIIing me
00:05:25 Gay, gay, gay.
00:05:27 An immodest sense of pride
00:05:31 Somebody eIse?
00:05:32 Let the Lord's Iight shine upon you.
00:05:40 FeeI the spirit.
00:05:43 Let it out!
00:05:45 HorribIe, horribIe things
00:05:49 And they're gonna happen to you!
00:05:52 Whoa, neIIy!
00:05:58 PeopIe of SpringfieId,
00:06:01 Twisted taiI!
00:06:03 A thousand eyes!
00:06:04 Trapped forever!
00:06:10 Dad, do something!
00:06:12 This book doesn't have any answers!
00:06:14 Beware! Beware! Time is short!
00:06:21 BeIieve me! BeIieve me!
00:06:30 Thanks for Iistening.
00:06:37 Okay, who wants waffIes?
00:06:38 I do, I do, I do!
00:06:40 Wait a minute. What about Grampa?
00:06:41 -I want syrup!
00:06:43 Something happened to that man.
00:06:45 I'II teII you what happened to him.
00:06:50 But that's okay, because we Iove him
00:06:55 What is the point of going to church
00:06:58 . . .when if someone we Iove has a genuine
00:07:02 Right, Grampa?
00:07:04 I want bananas on my waffIes.
00:07:06 I rest my case.
00:07:09 I'm not dropping this.
00:07:16 Wait a minute. I'm stiII in the car.
00:07:19 Oh, right.
00:07:26 ''Take out hornets' nest. ''
00:07:34 Check. ''Fix sinkhoIe. ''
00:07:44 Check.
00:07:45 ''Re-shingIe roof''?
00:07:51 Steady.
00:07:53 Steady.
00:08:01 Why, you IittIe--!
00:08:02 I'II teach you to Iaugh
00:08:06 You know, we are on the roof.
00:08:10 What kind of fun?
00:08:11 How about a dare contest?
00:08:13 That sounds fun. I dare you to. . .
00:08:16 . . .cIimb the TV antenna!
00:08:20 -Piece of cake.
00:08:29 Aftershock!
00:08:33 Homer, I don't mean
00:08:35 . . .but if he faIIs, couIdn't that
00:08:39 Shut up, FIanders.
00:08:41 -Yeah, shut up, FIanders.
00:08:45 Steady. Steady.
00:08:47 Steady. . . .
00:08:54 HeIIo. Sorry to bother you
00:08:56 . . .but I'm sure you're as worried about
00:09:06 Lake SpringfieId has higher IeveIs
00:09:17 Why, it's the IittIe girI
00:09:20 Lake SpringfieId is--
00:09:32 Come on over, Lisa.
00:09:34 You can canvass me
00:09:37 MiIhouse, you don't care
00:09:40 Hey. I am very passionate
00:09:42 Say gIobaI warming is a myth.
00:09:44 It's a myth! Further study is needed!
00:09:47 That's for seIIing out your beIiefs.
00:09:52 Oh, poor MiIhouse.
00:09:54 Dream coming true.
00:09:56 Are you aware that a Ieaky faucet
00:09:59 Two thousand gaIIons a year.
00:10:00 -Turning off Iights can save--
00:10:03 And if we kept our thermostats
00:10:06 We'd be free from our dependency
00:10:09 I'm CoIin.
00:10:10 I haven't seen you at schooI.
00:10:12 Moved from IreIand.
00:10:14 -Is he. . .?
00:10:16 -I just thought, because you're Irish and--
00:10:20 Do you pIay?
00:10:21 Just piano, guitar, trumpet,
00:10:23 He's pure gold,
00:10:28 So is your name as pretty
00:10:34 You okay there?
00:10:39 Twisted tail! A thousand eyes!
00:10:44 What couId that be?
00:10:46 I beIieve it's the sound
00:10:49 . . .when Sinestro threw him
00:10:54 Yeah. Thanks for coming over.
00:10:57 Thanks for giving me
00:10:59 Never known comfort Iike this.
00:11:04 Why did I suggest this?
00:11:18 AII right, boy,
00:11:21 I dare you to skateboard
00:11:27 . . .naked.
00:11:29 -How naked?
00:11:31 GirIs might see my doodIe.
00:11:32 Oh, I see. Then I hereby
00:11:37 Every morning, you'II wake up to
00:11:41 At your wedding, I'II sing:
00:11:56 I Iike men now.
00:11:59 Don't Iook where I'm pointing!
00:12:19 Stop in the name of
00:12:30 Boys, before we eat, don't forget
00:12:34 Penis?!
00:12:36 -BountifuI penis.
00:12:38 Amen.
00:12:40 Listen, kid, nobody Iikes wearing cIothes
00:12:48 Lunchtime!
00:12:50 You can't just Ieave me out here.
00:12:52 Don't worry, we found
00:13:03 NeIson, honey, where have you been?
00:13:10 -Dad!
00:13:13 TeII him you dared me to do it.
00:13:15 If that's true, then you shouId be
00:13:21 And what happens to me
00:13:25 You'II have to attend
00:13:28 It was aII his idea!
00:13:30 I'm at my wits' end.
00:13:32 It's so. . . .
00:13:35 See you in court, kid.
00:13:37 Okay, son, Iet's get some Iunch.
00:13:39 Did you at Ieast bring my cIothes?
00:13:41 Shirt, socks, everything you need.
00:13:43 -You didn't bring my pants.
00:13:47 This is the worst day of my Iife.
00:13:49 The worst day of your Iife so far.
00:13:55 -Say, Bart?
00:13:58 If you need pants,
00:14:01 You know how boys are,
00:14:04 Why are you heIping me?
00:14:06 We're neighbors. I'm sure your father
00:14:10 Thank you.
00:14:18 -Hey, what's with you?
00:14:21 Of course I do.
00:14:23 What kind of a father
00:14:25 A pig wearing a hat!
00:14:28 Action.
00:14:29 Hey, hey! It's your oId paI Krusty,
00:14:34 If you can find a greasier sandwich,
00:14:42 And we're cIear.
00:14:45 Perfect. Cut, print, kiII the pig.
00:14:49 What--?! You can't kiII him
00:15:05 You're coming home with me.
00:15:11 ''A thousand eyes. ''
00:15:14 I'm pretty sure
00:15:18 Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
00:15:23 ActuaIIy, it's aged me horribIy.
00:15:25 Then say heIIo
00:15:34 Homer!
00:15:37 I beIieve what happened in church
00:15:41 PIease, get rid of that pig.
00:15:44 Oh, you're gonna Iove him.
00:15:51 You naiIed her.
00:15:53 He aIso does me.
00:15:57 You smiIed. I'm off the hook.
00:16:07 Oh, you have so many Iooks.
00:16:27 So that's what snug is.
00:16:29 Who's a good pig?
00:16:32 Who's a good pig?
00:16:37 Rough day, huh, son?
00:16:40 You don't know what rough is, sister.
00:16:43 Bart, you know, whenever my boys
00:16:46 . . .I take them fishing.
00:16:48 Does your dad ever take you fishing?
00:16:53 Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper
00:16:56 If you Iove fish Iike I do,
00:17:05 I think I have a nibbIe.
00:17:15 I think fishing might be
00:17:18 Oh, great. Now, how about
00:17:21 No way. Cocoa's for wusses.
00:17:23 WeII, sir, if you change your mind,
00:17:45 Oh, my God.
00:17:48 Oh, wait. I didn't teII you the best part.
00:17:51 Oh, wait! I stiII didn't teII you
00:17:56 No, no, wait!
00:17:58 He's not imaginary!
00:18:00 Oh, honey, that's great.
00:18:02 But the very best thing
00:18:06 Because nothing means more
00:18:10 How did the pig tracks
00:18:13 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
00:18:15 Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
00:18:17 Can he swing from a web?
00:18:20 No, he can 't, he's a pig
00:18:22 Look out
00:18:30 Are we having fun yet?
00:18:32 We are now. You've got a bite.
00:18:34 Whoa, mama!
00:18:37 Oh, no, my good poIe!
00:18:44 You're not strangIing me.
00:18:45 What the--?
00:18:48 WeII, it's not good for anything.
00:18:50 The onIy time you shouId
00:18:52 . . .is to give him
00:18:54 Hey, what the heII are you--?
00:19:00 One more time.
00:19:15 Honey, I'm home.
00:19:22 We are at the tipping point, peopIe.
00:19:24 If we don't do something now. . . .
00:19:28 I'm sorry, I Iost my train of thought.
00:19:31 Agreed.
00:19:32 Okay, so here's the bottom Iine:
00:19:34 If we don't change our ways
00:19:36 . . .poIIution in Lake SpringfieId
00:19:41 That's not so bad.
00:19:42 No, the Iift is stuck.
00:19:51 Am I getting through to anyone?
00:19:53 HeII, yeah.
00:19:56 AII in favor of a new scissor Iift,
00:19:58 -Aye.
00:20:01 This Iake is just one piece of trash
00:20:05 But I knew you wouIdn't Iisten.
00:20:07 So I took the Iiberty of pouring water
00:20:12 This is why we shouId hate kids.
00:20:15 This is serious, peopIe.
00:20:16 No more dumping in the Iake.
00:20:21 Code bIack.
00:20:23 BIack? That's the worst coIor there is.
00:20:27 -No offense there, CarI.
00:20:46 Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the Iake.
00:20:49 Fine. I wiII put my yard trimmings
00:20:55 Chief, I think there was
00:20:58 I thought that too,
00:21:01 You gotta Iearn to Iisten, Lou.
00:21:03 Let us now make sure
00:21:07 -CIetus.
00:21:09 Try to dump something in the Iake.
00:21:11 Okay.
00:21:21 I can't. I simpIy can't.
00:21:24 -BriIIiant.
00:21:37 Don't get any ideas.
00:21:43 Maybe we shouId kiss,
00:21:46 What's going on here?
00:21:48 Nothing. Nothing.
00:21:50 I'm not sure that pig
00:21:52 And by the way,
00:21:56 Don't worry.
00:22:02 It's Ieaking.
00:22:04 It's not Ieaking, it's overfIowing.
00:22:07 He fiIIed up the whoIe siIo
00:22:11 WeII, I heIped.
00:22:12 Homer, stop! Stop. I know it's easy
00:22:19 . . .but I want you to
00:22:25 I can't escape the feeIing that this
00:22:30 You have to dispose
00:22:34 Okay, Marge. I wiII.
00:22:36 You can take Spider-Pig with you.
00:22:38 He's not Spider-Pig anymore,
00:22:54 HeIIo.
00:22:55 Homer, you gotta get over here.
00:22:57 HeaIth inspector shut down the doughnut
00:23:01 Oh, my God, oh, my God!
00:23:04 WeII, you better hurry.
00:23:08 Whoa, that was cIose.
00:23:49 Evil!
00:23:53 Drive, drive, drive!
00:23:56 Oh, right.
00:24:23 Look at that. You can see
00:24:26 Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.
00:24:30 Oh, yeah.
00:24:31 And if you Iook reaI cIose,
00:24:37 WeII, this certainIy seems odd. . .
00:24:40 . . .but who am I to question
00:24:45 We thank you, Lord,
00:24:49 Good job.
00:24:52 Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab!
00:24:54 Hey! Jab one more eye
00:24:57 -Who are you?
00:25:08 Russ CargiII, head of the EPA,
00:25:16 Mr. President.
00:25:19 Ja, that is me.
00:25:20 PoIIution in SpringfieId
00:25:24 I hate this job. Everything's ''crisis'' this
00:25:28 Nobody opens with a joke.
00:25:31 You want a joke, huh?
00:25:36 Look at those angry eyes
00:25:39 It's Iike Christmas
00:25:41 You know, sir, when you
00:25:44 . . .you appointed one of
00:25:48 . . .to the Ieast successfuI agency
00:25:50 And why did I take the job?
00:25:52 Because I'm a rich man
00:25:55 Not the money, but something.
00:25:57 So here is our chance to
00:26:01 -I'm Iistening.
00:26:04 . . .to five unthinkabIe options.
00:26:06 Each wiII cause untoId misery--
00:26:07 I pick number three.
00:26:09 You don't wanna read them first?
00:26:11 I was eIected to Iead, not to read.
00:26:54 We're being seaIed in a dome!
00:26:59 What do I do?
00:27:01 If I stay, I'm trapped.
00:27:03 Oh, God. In, out, in, out!
00:27:05 I never saw Venice.
00:27:19 ''Trapped forever. ''
00:27:21 It's aII come true.
00:27:23 That crazy oId man in church
00:27:30 Dome!
00:27:51 AII right, men, open fire.
00:27:54 Who's hurt? Raise your hands.
00:27:58 Without the attitude.
00:27:59 PeopIe, peopIe.
00:28:02 I have just perfected
00:28:05 -. . .which can cut through anything.
00:28:08 It's right there.
00:28:09 Just outside of the dome.
00:28:15 What ruthIess madmen
00:28:18 The United States government,
00:28:22 My name is Russ Cargill
00:28:26 The what?
00:28:27 -Environmental Protection Agency,
00:28:30 Look, I'm a man on a big TV,
00:28:32 -Springfield has become--
00:28:35 --the most polluted city
00:28:37 Drama queen!
00:28:39 To keep your poisons
00:28:41 ,,, your government has sealed you
00:28:45 It's the last thing we wanted to do,
00:28:47 I own the company that makes
00:28:49 You mean we're trapped Iike rats?
00:28:51 No, rats can 't be trapped this easily,
00:28:57 Wait. We couIdn't be more poIIuted.
00:29:01 Apparently someone
00:29:05 Act naturaI.
00:29:07 Hey, buddy, sooner or Iater,
00:29:11 Don 't worry about that, We found
00:29:16 Coming up on your right:
00:29:19 Nothing,
00:29:20 This is Kent Brockman,
00:29:24 . . .it has its own name
00:29:29 The dome has put an end
00:29:31 The town is running Iow on suppIies of
00:29:36 Moment, pIease.
00:29:41 Now, as aIways, we end our news
00:29:45 It's the time of year when
00:30:00 I think the thing I miss most
00:30:09 Maggie?
00:30:12 We've got dome wax, dome polish,
00:30:16 ,,,at Dome Depot,
00:30:18 Dome Depot!
00:30:20 Maggie got out! Maggie got out!
00:30:25 Maggie was right there,
00:30:29 Marge, she's right here.
00:30:32 This dome can pIay tricks on you.
00:30:36 Oh, my God.
00:30:37 I'm out of the dome.
00:30:43 I'II write you. Lead good Iives!
00:31:00 Good evening, this is Kent Brockman,
00:31:02 Efforts to find out
00:31:05 ,,,caused our entrapment
00:31:08 Until moments ago!
00:31:10 A shocking discovery has been made
00:31:14 That couId be anybody's pig-crap siIo.
00:31:20 Homer, it was you.
00:31:24 You singIe-handedIy kiIIed this town.
00:31:27 I know. It's weird.
00:31:29 Just a reminder, this station does not
00:31:32 Unless it gets results, Which it will,
00:31:37 You didn't Iisten to me
00:31:41 Don't worry,
00:31:44 What's that ominous gIow
00:31:49 Kill! Kill! Kill!
00:32:00 Marge, Iook. Those idiots
00:32:05 Kill! Kill! Kill!
00:32:08 We want Homer! We want Homer!
00:32:11 You monster. You monster!
00:32:14 Did you see the news?
00:32:15 Honey, come on,
00:32:17 But I'm so angry.
00:32:20 You're a woman.
00:32:25 Okay.
00:32:27 Homer, you have to go out there,
00:32:31 . . .and apoIogize for what you did.
00:32:33 I wouId, but I'm afraid if I open the door,
00:32:36 No, we won't. We just want Homer!
00:32:38 WeII, maybe not you,
00:32:41 I'm part of the mob!
00:32:45 Teeny! Take out the baby.
00:33:00 Here, Iet me get that for you.
00:33:09 Stay back. I got a chain saw.
00:33:22 Bart!
00:33:23 CrawI across. Hurry.
00:33:25 But if they see you heIping us,
00:33:27 I'm sure your father wouId
00:33:31 Point taken. Now, hustIe your bustIes.
00:33:37 Archers.
00:33:39 I'm using a red arrow
00:33:45 No, PIopper.
00:33:54 Hey, my Iuck's beginning to turn.
00:34:00 Wait! There's something I have to get.
00:34:18 -What'd you get?
00:34:21 -We have a wedding video?
00:34:28 We Iost them.
00:34:43 Up here.
00:34:46 Get them! Get them!
00:34:52 LittIe heIp?
00:34:58 You know, the word ''apoIogy'' . . .
00:35:00 . . .is tossed around a Iot these days,
00:35:17 Mom, what are we gonna do?
00:35:22 Maggie, not now.
00:35:25 We'II pIay Iater.
00:35:34 The sinkhoIe. FoIIow me, kids!
00:35:37 -Geronimo!
00:35:44 So Iong, Iosers!
00:35:52 The top of his head is stiII showing.
00:36:28 WeII, they're China's probIem now.
00:36:41 CoIin!
00:36:49 I can't hear you!
00:37:10 I never thought my Iife wouId have an
00:37:15 Lisa's got a boyfriend
00:37:19 --perfect.
00:37:31 -What do we do?
00:37:39 I'm afraid we Iost them, sir.
00:37:40 Damn it!
00:37:42 WeII, then, you find them
00:37:45 And so nobody eIse gets out. . .
00:37:46 . . .I want roving death squads
00:37:49 I want 1 0,000 tough guys. . .
00:37:51 . . .and I want 1 0,000 soft guys
00:37:54 And here's how I want them arranged:
00:37:57 . . .soft, soft, tough, tough,
00:38:03 Sir, I'm afraid you've
00:38:06 Of course. Ever try going mad without
00:38:38 -Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
00:38:41 -Bart.
00:38:43 You'II stop right now.
00:38:49 You come back here, IittIe man.
00:38:54 I miss FIanders. There, I said it!
00:38:58 -Where's your father?
00:39:00 Let's quickIy rebuiId our Iives
00:39:03 Hey, guys?
00:39:05 What's the secret knock, again?
00:39:10 Look, I know I screwed up. This is big.
00:39:14 It's huge! We're homeIess!
00:39:16 Our friends wanna kiII us!
00:39:18 Before we can even stay
00:39:21 . . .I need to know what was
00:39:24 . . .when you didn't Iisten to me. . .
00:39:26 . . .and dumped that siIo in the Iake.
00:39:30 Homer!
00:39:31 I don't know what to teII you, Marge.
00:39:35 I respect peopIe who do. . .
00:39:37 . . .but I just try to make the days not hurt
00:39:45 I mean, oh.
00:39:46 Look, I'm reaIIy sorry.
00:39:50 . . .I'm prepared with a soIution.
00:39:53 I've aIways been afraid I'd screw up our
00:39:57 And that pIan is right here!
00:40:03 No.
00:40:05 Nope.
00:40:06 Bingo.
00:40:11 Bear with me.
00:40:17 AIaska?
00:40:18 AIaska. A pIace where you can't be
00:40:22 Where no one says things Iike:
00:40:24 ''Let's see your high schooI
00:40:28 I don't know, Homie.
00:40:31 I'm not saying it right.
00:40:32 Look, the thing is,
00:40:36 And I've reaIIy come to Iike you guys.
00:40:40 I just don't see it.
00:40:47 Marge, in every marriage,
00:40:50 ''I need you to do this with me. ''
00:00:08 Okay, Homie, I'm with you.
00:00:12 Thank you, my sweetheart.
00:00:14 -Mom?
00:00:16 You just bought
00:00:18 . . .from the worId's fattest
00:00:21 You'II pay for ruining
00:00:24 Homer!
00:00:25 How are we supposed to get to AIaska
00:00:28 AII right, son. If you don't beIieve in me,
00:00:33 America. Where any man can make
00:00:42 Step right up and win my truck!
00:00:44 AII you have to do is conquer
00:00:47 -What's the catch?
00:00:49 Just ride the motorcycIe
00:00:53 Three tries for $ 1 0.
00:00:55 -Marge, how much money do we have?
00:01:00 That counts as a try.
00:01:06 That's two.
00:01:10 And that's three.
00:01:11 Here's what I'II do,
00:01:14 I'II give you one on the house.
00:01:16 -You're the best.
00:01:18 When you get to the top,
00:01:21 -But that's when it's the scariest.
00:01:36 Yes!
00:01:39 Yay, Dad!
00:01:48 I'II take that truck now.
00:01:53 Oh, man. My wives are gonna kiII me.
00:01:57 Next stop, AIaska!
00:02:06 Day 37 under the dome,
00:02:08 We are facing intermittent
00:02:15 Okay, very funny.
00:02:18 When they come back on,
00:02:26 Yeah, okay. Okay.
00:02:35 I'm very proud of you, Bart.
00:02:39 -You are, aren't you?
00:02:47 We're giving your father another chance,
00:02:52 -Oh, my God.
00:02:56 We need diapers.
00:02:57 -Okay.
00:03:00 -Ladies' razorbIades.
00:03:02 No! No. No, we don't.
00:03:06 Just give us beef jerky.
00:03:08 Lots and Iots of beef jerky.
00:03:11 That's right. That's what we need.
00:03:14 Sure.
00:03:18 Oh, my God. There they are!
00:03:39 So you want some of my eIectricity,
00:03:44 WeII, for once,
00:03:47 I have two buttons behind this desk.
00:03:50 One wiII suppIy your town with power,
00:03:54 Reach me. Make me your brother.
00:03:57 The hospitaI's generator
00:03:59 Lives wiII be Iost.
00:04:01 ''Lives Iost. '' Go on.
00:04:05 We got a convict we were gonna
00:04:08 Tempting. Tempting.
00:04:10 Look, aII our reasons mean nothing.
00:04:12 Just Iook into your heart
00:04:19 -First door on the right.
00:04:29 What--? This isn't the way
00:04:33 Oh, that's better.
00:04:35 Homer!
00:04:43 WeII, at Ieast my poster
00:04:56 WeIcome to AIaska. Here's $ 1 000.
00:04:59 WeII, it's about time! But why?
00:05:02 We pay every resident $ 1 000. . .
00:05:04 . . .to aIIow oiI companies to ravage
00:05:07 I'm home!
00:05:09 Oh, thanks.
00:05:28 What are you doing, Bart?
00:05:30 Just passing the time.
00:05:44 My boy Ioves AIaska so much,
00:05:48 -Lisa, why aren't you cIapping?
00:05:51 CIap for AIaska!
00:06:08 WeII, Marge, we're separated
00:06:13 AII my dreams are coming true.
00:06:46 We're going to need more birds.
00:07:08 Day 93 under the dome.
00:07:10 With necessities growing
00:07:13 . . .who knows what spark wiII set off
00:07:17 -Let's discuss Tuesdays with Morrie,
00:07:19 If we don't get a new book,
00:07:22 You're the five peopIe
00:07:27 We're out of coffee!
00:07:31 I can't take another minute
00:07:45 Take that.
00:07:47 Oh, no! BIowback!
00:07:55 Look what they're doing to our dome.
00:08:04 You know what that is, sir?
00:08:05 -A crack?
00:08:07 PeopIe got out of the dome before,
00:08:10 When they do, there's gonna be
00:08:14 I'II have to go back to
00:08:19 Don't worry,
00:08:21 In fact, I have five soIutions.
00:08:23 You don't have to read them.
00:08:26 I'II take care of it. You know nothing.
00:08:29 No. I need to know
00:08:31 AbsoIuteIy. But on the other hand,
00:08:35 Anyone can pick something
00:08:37 It takes reaI Ieadership to pick
00:08:41 -Okay, I pick three.
00:08:43 -One. Five?
00:08:45 -Three?
00:08:46 -Six? Two?
00:08:48 -Four!
00:09:02 Are you tired of
00:09:05 Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon.
00:09:08 It's so oId and boring.
00:09:13 HeIIo. I'm Tom Hanks.
00:09:15 The U.S. government
00:09:17 . . .so it's borrowing some of mine.
00:09:19 TousIe my hair, Mr. Hanks.
00:09:20 Sure thing, son.
00:09:24 Now, I'm pIeased to teII you aII
00:09:28 This weekend, East of Shelbyville
00:09:31 That's where SpringfieId is!
00:09:33 It's nowhere near where
00:09:35 This is Tom Hanks, saying:
00:09:37 If you're going to pick a government
00:09:40 Did you see that?
00:09:41 Yes, they're going
00:09:44 But we're going to stop them.
00:09:46 Homie, get your cIothes on. Homie?
00:09:49 I'm happy here. Screw SpringfieId!
00:09:52 I can't beIieve you'd say
00:09:55 Marge, those peopIe chased us
00:09:59 Torches! At 4 in the afternoon!
00:10:01 -It was 7 at night.
00:10:04 Which is on at 4 and 7.
00:10:06 Dad, how can you turn your back
00:10:10 FIanders heIped
00:10:12 Who cares what he did?
00:10:14 I wish he was.
00:10:15 You don't mean that.
00:10:17 Oh, yeah?
00:10:20 Look at it.
00:10:21 How-diIIy-doo-diIIy.
00:10:23 Why, you IittIe--!
00:10:26 I'II strangIe-angIe you!
00:10:27 DiddiIy-diddiIy.
00:10:29 Bart, stop it! Leave this to me.
00:10:32 Homer. . .
00:10:35 . . .in every marriage,
00:10:38 ''I need you to do this with me. ''
00:10:43 That is the stupidest thing
00:10:46 Homer Simpson!
00:10:48 We're saving SpringfieId!
00:10:49 Listen to me, aII of you.
00:10:52 We have a great Iife in AIaska. . .
00:10:53 . . .and we're never going
00:10:57 I have spoken!
00:11:17 WeII, I guess I've Iet her
00:11:34 Marge? Kids?
00:11:49 Okay, here goes,
00:11:51 Homer,,,
00:11:53 ,,,I've always stood up for you,
00:11:55 When people point out your flaws,,,
00:11:58 ,,,I always say:
00:12:00 ''Well, sometimes you have to
00:12:06 Way back.
00:12:08 Lately, what's keeping us together,,,
00:12:11 ,,,is my ability to overlook
00:12:15 And I overlook these things
00:12:19 Because?
00:12:21 Well, that's the thing,
00:12:24 I just don 't know how to finish
00:12:28 So I'm leaving with the kids
00:12:32 ,,,and we're never coming back,
00:12:38 And to prove to myself
00:12:42 ,,,I taped this over our wedding video,
00:12:47 Goodbye, Homie,
00:13:02 I love you,
00:13:08 Marge? Kids?
00:14:01 -So, Mom, what's our pIan?
00:14:04 Looking through peopIe's Iuggage.
00:14:06 I'm the mascot of an eviI corporation.
00:14:09 Get down from there.
00:14:12 . . .tiII we get to SeattIe to teII the worId
00:14:16 I don't know if you guys
00:14:19 Oh, Lisa, it's not Iike the government
00:14:31 Hi, I'm calling about
00:14:34 I like meat, but I don 't know
00:14:37 -You hang up first,
00:14:40 Okay,
00:14:42 She hung up on me!
00:14:44 But we're fugitives, We should
00:14:48 Hey, everybody, I found one!
00:14:50 The government actuaIIy found
00:14:54 Yeah, baby, yeah!
00:14:57 Homer Simpson. . .
00:15:00 . . .do you know why you are here?
00:15:02 Because my famiIy cares more about
00:15:06 Drink this Iiquid.
00:15:11 More, pIease.
00:15:13 Now we wiII cIeanse your spirit. . .
00:15:15 . . .by the ancient Inuit art
00:15:19 Throat singing?
00:15:31 How Iong are we doing this?
00:15:32 -UntiI you have an epiphany.
00:15:33 -UntiI you have an epiphany.
00:15:39 What's an epiphany?
00:15:41 Sudden reaIization of great truth.
00:15:44 Okay.
00:15:59 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
00:16:02 Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
00:16:06 Look out!
00:16:07 He's a Spider-Pig
00:16:12 UnIess you have an epiphany. . .
00:16:15 . . .you wiII spend the remainder
00:16:20 Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany.
00:16:22 Bananas are an exceIIent source
00:16:28 Americans wiII never embrace soccer?
00:16:32 More than two shakes
00:16:38 Hey, what are you doing?
00:16:43 Oh, do whatever you want to me.
00:16:50 Because,,, ?
00:16:52 Because other peopIe
00:16:57 Without them, I'm nothing.
00:17:03 In order to save myseIf. . .
00:17:06 . . .I have to save SpringfieId!
00:17:09 That's it! Isn't it?
00:17:24 That was the most
00:17:27 And now to find my famiIy,
00:17:32 Thank you, boob Iady.
00:17:41 This is it, kids. SeattIe.
00:17:44 Russ CargiII! Do you think he saw us?
00:17:51 Yes, I did.
00:17:57 Run! Run!
00:17:59 Run! Run!
00:18:01 Run! Run!
00:18:04 Jump! Jump!
00:18:06 Land! Land!
00:18:08 Rest! Rest!
00:18:11 Run! Run!
00:18:14 Now, I know we've had a rough day. . .
00:18:17 . . .but I'm sure we can put aII that
00:18:22 That's my whipping arm!
00:18:27 Why does everything I whip Ieave me?
00:18:32 Must keep going. Must keep going.
00:18:36 No, I can't. I can't keep going.
00:18:40 Yes, you can.
00:18:42 No, I can't!
00:18:44 Oh, shut up!
00:18:46 You shut up.
00:18:48 No, you. No, you.
00:18:50 No, you. Oh, reaI mature.
00:18:52 How couId you say that?
00:18:55 Oh, what's the point?
00:18:57 It's hopeIess.
00:19:07 Don't give up, Homer.
00:19:11 But which way do I go?
00:19:17 Much obIiged.
00:19:33 Ten-hut!
00:19:40 Lisa! Knock off that racket.
00:19:42 Lisa!
00:19:45 They captured my famiIy.
00:19:55 There's something strange
00:20:15 -Did you hear something?
00:20:17 I hope it's okay.
00:20:42 Look, we can't keep stopping at
00:20:45 Just move on.
00:20:52 Let us out! Let us out!
00:20:54 Stop that.
00:20:56 I hope I do.
00:21:04 Oh, way to go, Bart.
00:21:08 You stink.
00:21:09 No, you stink.
00:21:27 SpringfieId.
00:21:29 I can't beIieve it,
00:21:36 Oh, man.
00:21:47 Oh, hi, Midge.
00:21:48 Moe, what happened?
00:21:50 With the town seaIed off from the rest of
00:21:54 Why are you dressed Iike that?
00:21:56 WeII, I don't Iike to brag,
00:22:00 No, you're not!
00:22:02 Yes, I am!
00:22:05 Okay. HaiI, emperor.
00:22:08 Attention, Springfield,
00:22:11 Your government realized that putting you
00:22:16 Therefore, we're commencing with
00:22:20 Which involves killing you all,
00:22:30 As I speak, we're lowering a small
00:22:42 Despite everything, I miss your father.
00:22:46 Me too.
00:22:48 His big, fat ass couId shieId us aII.
00:22:55 Ten-hut!
00:22:57 At ease. I'm GeneraI Marriott Suites. . .
00:23:01 . . .and I have an urgent note
00:23:04 It says to reIease
00:23:06 Why is it written on a Ieaf?
00:23:29 Perfect.
00:23:32 Now Homer Simpson's gonna show
00:23:54 Mom, I've gotta go find CoIin.
00:23:56 Not now, sweetie.
00:24:05 Hey. If one of us distracts CargiII,
00:24:09 Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind
00:24:14 My time to shine.
00:24:16 Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, Iookie here!
00:24:20 What do you want?
00:24:22 Look what I can do with my thumb.
00:24:26 You wanna know how I do it?
00:24:28 Four generations of inbreeding?
00:24:45 I can smeII fresh air.
00:24:48 I can hear birds.
00:24:50 I taste freedom.
00:24:53 Excuse me!
00:25:02 I was tricked by an idiot,
00:25:04 Hey, I know how you feeI.
00:25:09 Goodbye,
00:25:13 Homer do good?
00:25:15 ActuaIIy, you doomed us aII. Again.
00:25:20 But I. . . .
00:25:24 I can't do anything right.
00:25:30 Get out of here!
00:25:39 I've spent my entire Iife doing nothing
00:25:43 And now there's onIy time to say:
00:25:46 Life weII spent!
00:25:52 Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus,
00:25:57 WiII Buddha be there too?
00:25:59 No.
00:26:00 -Hey, FIanders.
00:26:02 How good to see you.
00:26:06 Thanks.
00:26:08 Listen. I was just wondering if. . .
00:26:12 . . .before I died. . .
00:26:15 . . .I couId pretend I had a father who. . .
00:26:19 . . .cared for me.
00:26:21 Come here, son.
00:26:23 There's aIways room for one more
00:26:31 Come on, bomb-disarming robot.
00:26:34 Red wire, Blue wire,
00:26:40 So much pressure,
00:26:42 Pressure!
00:26:47 He'd been taIking about it,
00:26:56 Marge.
00:26:57 Marge! Marge!
00:27:01 Oh, no, the ''epipha-tree'' !
00:27:03 Hey, I tried my best.
00:27:08 But how am I
00:27:16 Here. Buy yourseIf something nice.
00:27:23 Homer? What the heII
00:27:25 Risking my Iife to save peopIe I hate. . .
00:27:27 . . .for reasons I don't quite understand.
00:27:31 But first, one stop.
00:27:40 Bart? Son?
00:27:43 You think you couId find it
00:27:45 . . .to give your fooIish oId man
00:27:48 Oh, I don't know.
00:27:51 It seems to me, son,
00:27:53 . . .he wants to spend
00:27:59 No. I can't do it.
00:28:01 I want a father who's the same
00:28:05 What's that word?
00:28:07 -Consistency.
00:28:08 Thanks, Iosers.
00:28:10 Sorry, Homer.
00:28:12 I'II Iet you hoId the bomb.
00:28:16 The man knows me.
00:28:21 I wish Homer was my father.
00:28:24 And I wish you didn't have
00:28:34 I've been taking your crap aII my Iife!
00:28:42 This feeIs good. No wonder you do it.
00:28:49 Okay, you've onIy got one shot
00:28:52 Dad, in case I miss. . .
00:28:55 . . .I'm sorry I said I wished
00:28:57 I don't bIame you, son.
00:29:01 Maybe it starts with the way
00:29:03 Yes. It's cIear to me. It's just been
00:29:08 Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!
00:29:32 What? What's going on?
00:29:57 We did it, boy!
00:29:59 Dad?
00:30:48 It's amazing no one was hurt.
00:30:52 Bye, everybody.
00:30:57 Now, that was
00:31:00 HeIIo, Homer.
00:31:03 So we meet at Iast, whoever you are.
00:31:07 There's two things they don't teach you
00:31:10 How to cope with defeat,
00:31:13 I'm going to do both right now.
00:31:15 Wait! If you kiII my dad. . .
00:31:18 . . .you'II never know
00:31:20 What treasure?
00:31:22 The Treasure of Imawiener.
00:31:24 I'm a wiener?
00:31:27 CIassic.
00:31:28 WeII, aIways Ieave them Iaughing.
00:31:31 Goodbye, sir.
00:31:39 Maggie! What a great IittIe accident
00:31:46 CoIin? CoIin!
00:31:49 Lisa? CoIin's dead.
00:31:54 But his Iast words were:
00:31:56 ''MiIhouse, take care of Lisa.
00:32:04 I got her aII warmed up for you.
00:32:06 CoIin. Hi.
00:32:09 -Hey, you wanna go--?
00:32:11 WeII, I was gonna say
00:32:15 I Iike ice cream.
00:32:22 Kind of sweaty. Sorry.
00:32:39 Boy! You survived! How?
00:32:41 I did things no dog shouId do.
00:32:43 They wiII haunt me forever.
00:32:45 I Iove you too.
00:33:02 Best kiss of my Iife.
00:33:05 Best kiss of your Iife so far.
00:33:25 Steady.
00:33:27 Steady.
00:33:31 Steady.
00:33:33 Dad?
00:33:35 Thanks, boy.
00:33:37 Steady.
00:34:24 They've taken everything, sir.
00:34:29 Smithers, I don't beIieve in suicide. . .
00:34:33 . . .but if you'd Iike to try it,
00:35:10 This is Tom Hanks, saying:
00:35:11 If you see me in person,
00:35:27 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
00:35:31 Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
00:35:35 Can he swing from a web?
00:35:39 No, he can 't, he's a pig
00:35:42 Look out!
00:35:44 He is a Spider-Pig
00:35:50 Look out!
00:35:52 He is a Spider-Pig
00:36:23 Come on, Dad, Iet's go. I've been hoIding
00:36:27 You can wait. A Iot of peopIe
00:36:30 . . .and aII they ask is for you
00:36:35 WeII, I wanna make sure
00:36:37 . . .during the fiIming of this movie.
00:36:44 Okay.
00:36:45 FIoor popcorn.
00:36:50 Wait, wait, wait! It Iooks Iike
00:36:52 Oh, my God. Her first word.
00:36:56 SequeI?
00:40:27 Springfield doesn 't have an anthem
00:40:31 We thought we had one
00:40:35 We paid a short guy to write it
00:40:39 But we never saw him again
00:40:43 The tune we stole from the French
00:40:46 There's a few things they do well
00:40:50 Like making love, wine and cheese
00:40:54 Like Roqueforts, Camemberts and Bries
00:40:58 Springfield, we're going to die
00:41:02 Springfield, I'm scared, goodbye
00:42:14 Assistant manager
00:42:24 Four years of fiIm schooI for this?
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