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Singh Is Kinng S
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'Only those who do great things... |
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...make a name for themselves.' |
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There are sharp-shooters, |
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...but the King is above all. |
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Happy birthday, King! |
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This contains my show reel as |
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This will keep you entertained |
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...as well as give me |
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Call any of the producers |
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...to cast me as their heroine. |
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I'll give the top actresses |
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What's wrong, Udaas? (Udaas |
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Call me Pankaj, Raftaar! |
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Okay Pankaj, why are you sad? |
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You should be happy as it's |
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I'd once celebrated my birthday |
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My three friends got drunk |
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I remember the day of |
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...each time there's |
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I can never forget that day... |
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...in this world that's still |
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Drink up! |
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Lucky! We'll have to |
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He's mistaking |
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Raftaar, look what he's up to! |
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Mika! You must be crazy |
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...when there are so many |
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All's well? |
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Oh no! |
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Dilbaug, all the women present |
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My lamp-woman is much |
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What happened? |
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For how long shall I hide |
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...that my brother's blind? |
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And also deaf in his left ear. |
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He puts the eye-drops in |
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Why don't you wear glasses? |
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Ever seen a don wearing glasses? |
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People may say what they want... |
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...but King loves Mika. |
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Mika loves him no less. |
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He took six bullets on his chest... |
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...meant for King. |
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Guru, why does Mika |
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I wonder what script plays in |
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Get up! |
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Come with me. |
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Where's he gone? |
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There he is! |
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No! |
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Raftaar, hurry! |
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That fool shouldn't escape today! |
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How can he escape? Raftaar |
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...while above him, is the |
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Today, we'll chop him into pieces! |
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Stuff him in this bag. |
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No one will know |
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Didn't you find a smaller bag? |
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We have to stuff a man inside, |
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Fool, of what use is a big bag? |
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All we have to do is hide a corpse. |
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Raftaar, look to your left! |
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Mika's eyes are |
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Of course, I see him! |
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Hey! What are you doing? |
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Where exactly are you aiming? |
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You could've shot me! |
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Oh my God! |
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Today, I realize why |
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It's because death fears him... |
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...as much as the film |
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Good bye! |
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Today, I won't spare you! |
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You lousy woman! How long... |
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...will you be able to preserve |
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You've turned the entire |
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Today, Happy Singh will |
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...to set a woman like you straight! |
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Are you coming up or |
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I see, you want me to come down! |
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Happy, talk less and catch the hen... |
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...or else my son Tinku |
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The girl's family is coming |
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And my mother will impress them... |
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...by feeding them butter chicken! |
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I'll make sure you get |
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Where did she go? |
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Bravo! |
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Happy! |
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Sister-in-law, of all the |
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...you found this idiot |
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You useless chap! |
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You can't catch a hen... |
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...and you're all set to get married?! |
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I thought I should take Happy's help |
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Yes, but you'll soon regret it. |
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Watch how Happy makes the |
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Go ahead, attend nature's call. |
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Stop! |
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Happy! Are you planning |
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You're glued to the news all day! |
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Please let me watch some soaps. |
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Sure, anything for you! |
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What the hell, Happy! |
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What rescue mission |
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Get aside! |
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What's going on? |
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Happy, stop! |
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Happy! |
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It is on your back. - He'll never |
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Move. |
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Have mercy, sir! |
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I can't afford to pay the damages. |
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Why not? Happy is solely |
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How selfish can you get? |
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Blame me for everything! |
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I'm not saying anything to him. |
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I was only trying to help! |
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What kind of help, son? |
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You've rendered half |
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At least the other half |
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So what if half the village |
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...at least Tinku is |
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Mother! |
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Son, you speak so well! |
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That's because I speak the truth. |
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Hence, people endear to it. |
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But who'll pay the damages? |
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The one who's always paid. |
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The headman and my grandfather, |
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Grandpa, throw the money |
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One day, I'll be thrown out |
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What's the damage? |
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We haven't decided the punishment |
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This fool broke into our house... |
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...and destroyed our T. V... |
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...furniture etc. |
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He broke our bones too! |
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Some thieves broke into |
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Scared, they hid themselves |
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How would I know that they're |
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...not thieves? |
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I trampled all over them! |
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'I trampled all over them! ' |
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Are you a cop that you'd |
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In the process of helping others... |
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...you destroy them! |
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Rangeela, he's your best friend. |
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What harm has he done to you? |
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That girl in the yellow |
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Look, she just nudged me. |
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Is she not younger to you? |
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So what? At least, she'll |
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Do something, my friend! |
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Send three wrestlers in |
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Fight them and win the |
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You idiots! Aren't you |
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C'mon scoot! |
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This is the height of shamelessness! |
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Prito, Rangeela had hired |
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That idiot! |
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Sir, he's not my friend! |
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You've insulted me! |
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Stop the court proceedings! |
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Goodness is no longer appreciated! |
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Happy has broken my T.V. Too. |
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The one that I'd bought on loan. |
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Just looking at the remote |
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But Happy is good at heart... |
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...isn't he? |
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Doesn't he help everyone |
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Say yes! |
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Aunt, your son is getting |
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If Happy doesn't come, who |
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Mother, that idiot has come! |
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Today's a day of celebration! |
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The time is auspicious, too. |
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He who was in rags until |
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He who was in rags |
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...is now a groom wearing a suit! |
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Don't talk about the family. |
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Don't talk about the family, |
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They'll moan in dismay. |
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They'll slap their |
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They'll slap their |
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They'll slap their |
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They'll slap their |
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They'll slap their |
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C'mon, start the music! |
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Your brother... |
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Is so notorious! |
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While your sister- Oh great! |
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...is squint-eyed. - Oh great! |
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Your dad is a drunkard. |
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While your mother's penniless! |
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Your uncle's a limp. |
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But he dances to Bhangra! |
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They call you... |
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...a shameless fellow! |
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You dance to get attention... |
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...wearing perfume, |
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You dance to get attention... |
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...wearing perfume, donning |
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You wear rented suit, |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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You idiot... |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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Oh great! |
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I was everyone's favourite. |
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I've been a bachelor for eons! |
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I'm still single... |
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...while you've readily mingled! |
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You've betrayed your friend. |
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Consider our friendship broken. |
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May you feel ashamed... |
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...each time you look at me. |
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Jeet! Harjeet! |
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Are you listening, Manjeet? |
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I'm left high and |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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You idiot... |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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Oh great! |
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Oh great! |
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Why repent now? |
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Let bygones be bygones. |
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Thank your stars... |
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...you have me as your friend. |
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You're a selfish fellow. |
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But your wife's beautiful. |
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I'll stare at her |
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Teeti! Tony! |
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Who can alter destiny? |
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What's the point in |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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You idiot... |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever made you a groom, |
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Whoever got you married, |
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Whoever got you married, |
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'Life threatening attack on Punjabi |
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This fool has disgraced our |
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Poor fellow had gone to Australia |
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But someone slipped drugs |
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He got jailed. |
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Hot blooded that he was, |
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Killed everybody on being released |
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He gifted a mansion to his family. |
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Uncle's health has worsened! |
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Someone fetch a trolley! |
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Come on, hurry up! |
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Carefully. |
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Looks like uncle just got the |
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He must've had a heart stroke. |
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He had an asthma attack! |
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He'll be fine after getting |
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Let's call the asthma attack, |
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There can't be a better way to |
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He's tormented the entire village! |
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Why don't you just admit that as |
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...he won't let you marry Prito? |
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My marriage's already |
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I'm more concerned about |
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Lets' send Happy to Australia |
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Lucky will never come back. |
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Happy will have no choice |
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But how will we send him? |
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He's an emotional fellow. |
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When we grow up... |
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Did you read the papers? |
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It landed Lakhan's dad straight |
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Yes! Although it was the |
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...the father landed up in the |
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That's sad! |
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What's sad is that Punjab |
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All the newspapers read, |
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True. The entire state gets |
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Yes. Chhotu, let's go to |
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It's very sad, friend. |
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Uncle's in the hospital, counting |
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He remembers just two |
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Lucky and Happy. |
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Happy and Lucky. |
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Where are these blokes going after |
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To the hospital, to |
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He's such a good human being. |
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Only a fool wouldn't visit uncle. |
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Absolutely. |
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Happy. - Yes, uncle. - The entire |
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Why aren't you going? |
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I am going, have patience! |
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Hopefully, I won't have |
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Hold the cow-dung for me. |
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Don't eat it thinking |
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Brother, if the old man doesn't |
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...our plan will flop! |
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I've taken care of everything. |
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I've shown him his son's |
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Just watch how he wails now! |
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He's come! |
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How's uncle? |
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He won't give up until |
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That fool has turned the |
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The more we try to forget him, |
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We threw him out of |
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Yet, we miss him. |
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It's a matter of the heart after all. |
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He's got a heart attack. His |
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Happy, there's no one educated |
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...who can make these old |
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...and restore the village's honour. |
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Shame on us! |
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What did you say? You'll go |
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It's not easy to be the most |
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Somebody will kill him |
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His old parents won't |
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Forget it! You're talking |
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Tomorrow, you'll go back |
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Mind your tongue, Rangeela! |
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I, Happy Singh, promise you... |
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...that until I don't bring |
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...I won't step into |
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The fish is hooked on to the bait! |
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Cheer him! |
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Happy! |
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Happy! |
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Happy! |
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Happy! Happy! Enough! |
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Stop shouting slogans! Long live! |
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Happy, how will you go abroad? |
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You don't even have a passport. |
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Sir, I take that responsibility. |
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I have many contacts in |
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But one needs a lot of |
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I've already sold all my property. |
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Whenever the village has |
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...the villagers collect donations |
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And then, he's the biggest problem |
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I mean, he's about to solve the |
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The villagers will arrange |
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But he's never set foot |
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How will he go abroad? |
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Sir, why not send another |
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Yes, that'll be fine. |
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Who's the most idle person |
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Most idle... |
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Rangeela! |
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He knows English too! |
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I... I know... no English! I won't go! |
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What about your wedding now? |
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C'mon! Go, Rangeela. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Don't be so melodramatic. |
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They are gone! Why worry now? |
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Sing and dance along! |
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Dance to the beat of Bhangra! |
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Celebrate the end of nuisance! |
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'Welcome to Delhi airport.' |
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Stop fooling around! |
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Ma'am, where's gate number 2? |
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We're not strolling in the fields. |
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We're going abroad. |
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Walk straight. |
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Don't look at the ceiling and walk. |
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Sir, watch out! |
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Where's my passport? |
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You stupid! |
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You're stupid, your father's stupid... |
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...and moreover, your sister's stupid! |
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I just want to go to |
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I just want to go to |
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Sir, you're boarding the wrong flight. |
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You're supposed to go |
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Your staff directed |
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And now you say gate number 7! |
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Sir, leave or you'll miss the flight. |
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Yes, we're going. |
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Gate number 7 is over there. |
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Number 7... |
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Where are you going? |
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C'mon! Hurry up! |
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'Welcome to Egypt.' |
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Please, enjoy yourselves. |
| 00:24:30 |
Why do they keep saying 'Egypt? ' |
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Nothing to worry. |
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It's fashionable to change |
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Bombay has become Mumbai, |
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Lakhanpal has become Lucky! |
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Exactly! Similarly, Australia |
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We're surrounded by cops |
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I'm laughing thinking |
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The one who had to go to Egypt, |
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What must he be going through? |
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Now stop joking and get away! |
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Rangeela! |
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It's such a lovely city, |
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They're not only arranging for |
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...but also arranging |
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C'mon, let's go sight-seeing. |
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You must be out of your mind. |
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For the past 10 hours, our knees |
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If we don't stretch them now, |
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You too lie down. |
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Stretch your legs. Spread them nicely. |
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Oh God! |
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I can't sleep. I'm going sight-seeing. |
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He's never set foot |
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...and wants to go sight-seeing |
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Go to sleep quietly. |
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Oh wonderful! |
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Happy! |
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Just look at the idiot |
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Where's he gone? |
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If this idiot gets lost... |
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...l'll belong neither to |
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Happy! |
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What a beautiful mosque! Hey! |
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Hey! Stop! Somebody stop him! |
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Thief! |
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Thief?! |
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Move! |
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Move! |
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Get out of the way! |
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Move! Get out! |
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Get away! Move! |
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Stop there! |
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Aren't you ashamed of yourself? |
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God has given you two hands |
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...and not to steal. |
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Give me the purse. |
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Here, take this. |
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By God! |
| 00:28:01 |
Here's your thief. |
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She'll kill him! |
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Stop him! His nose is bleeding. |
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What are you doing? Have mercy. |
| 00:28:16 |
What are you doing? |
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Wait, my bag! |
| 00:28:21 |
Sir, please save me! She's |
| 00:28:25 |
Run for your life! |
| 00:28:26 |
Hey! Where are you going? |
| 00:28:28 |
Where are you doing? Let him go. |
| 00:28:32 |
I'll kill you! |
| 00:28:34 |
O mighty hulk! |
| 00:28:37 |
I'm not ready to run another |
| 00:28:42 |
Thanks for your help. |
| 00:28:45 |
You're really nice. |
| 00:28:46 |
You had to go through so much |
| 00:28:48 |
No problem. |
| 00:28:50 |
It's a Sikh's duty to help people. |
| 00:28:53 |
Well, I must say, you're |
| 00:28:55 |
And you, a fabulous hitter! |
| 00:28:58 |
Anyway, nice to meet you. |
| 00:29:00 |
Deep inside. |
| 00:29:05 |
Now that's like my lady-love! |
| 00:29:09 |
Innocent looks, aggressive nature... |
| 00:29:13 |
By Lord! She's set my heart on fire. |
| 00:29:15 |
Oh no, he messed the place. - Oh no! |
| 00:29:20 |
He should be around here. |
| 00:29:23 |
Sir! English! |
| 00:29:27 |
Turban man? |
| 00:29:30 |
Green... Tall... |
| 00:29:33 |
My friend, turban! |
| 00:29:38 |
Catch him! |
| 00:29:40 |
Catch him! - Run for your life! |
| 00:29:59 |
God has made you so beautiful! |
| 00:30:04 |
God has made you so beautiful! |
| 00:30:08 |
All I want is to stare at you... |
| 00:30:10 |
Oh Careful! |
| 00:30:13 |
Oh! It's you. |
| 00:30:15 |
The earth shook, I became |
| 00:30:19 |
The earth shook?! |
| 00:30:21 |
Nothing of that sort happened. |
| 00:30:22 |
No, it did. You must've not realized... |
| 00:30:24 |
Anyway, forget it. What |
| 00:30:27 |
You too want to get a tattoo done? |
| 00:30:29 |
Photo. I mean, a picture. See? |
| 00:30:34 |
Yes, I too want a tattoo. |
| 00:30:37 |
Get a nice tattoo done. |
| 00:30:38 |
Okay? - Okay. |
| 00:30:43 |
Did you say something? |
| 00:30:46 |
I was asking in Arabic, |
| 00:30:50 |
Oh I see. - I want to buy a dress. |
| 00:30:52 |
It's my friend's party today. |
| 00:30:54 |
Anyway, nice to meet you again! |
| 00:30:57 |
Good bye. |
| 00:31:03 |
O shopkeeper, tattoo |
| 00:31:09 |
Taxi! |
| 00:31:14 |
Taxi! Taxi! |
| 00:31:19 |
Strange country! |
| 00:31:21 |
The taxis here don't seem to halt! |
| 00:31:23 |
In my country... |
| 00:31:25 |
...people would've fought tooth |
| 00:31:28 |
You're interesting. |
| 00:31:30 |
That's because I speak the truth. |
| 00:31:31 |
Hence, people endear to it. |
| 00:31:34 |
I'm running late. |
| 00:31:35 |
I'm hungry too, but these lousy taxis! |
| 00:31:37 |
Will you sit in that red lmpala? |
| 00:31:41 |
Whose car is it? |
| 00:31:43 |
How does that matter |
| 00:31:46 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:49 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:31:52 |
This will spoil the car's engine. |
| 00:31:54 |
Go and tell them that I'm a very |
| 00:31:56 |
If he fixes the car, |
| 00:32:04 |
Go, hurry up! |
| 00:32:09 |
Excuse me? Do you have |
| 00:32:11 |
This mechanic is from India. |
| 00:32:14 |
Should he see? Check? |
| 00:32:15 |
Yes, yes. |
| 00:32:18 |
Greetings! |
| 00:32:20 |
I'm a mechanic from 'Guru |
| 00:32:25 |
It's not the bonnet, |
| 00:32:29 |
Searching for the problem. |
| 00:32:36 |
Okay? |
| 00:32:40 |
Ask him to start the car. |
| 00:32:43 |
Just try. - Wow! - That's it. |
| 00:32:47 |
It's all God's grace! |
| 00:32:49 |
India is great! |
| 00:32:51 |
Can we go? |
| 00:32:57 |
Happy! |
| 00:33:01 |
This idiot will never improve! |
| 00:33:03 |
Do you want to drink? |
| 00:33:05 |
Now, that's like it! |
| 00:33:10 |
Have some? |
| 00:33:12 |
Yes, thanks. I see, you like |
| 00:33:16 |
Give me some as well. |
| 00:33:23 |
Do check your bag, to see |
| 00:33:25 |
Not needed. The bag is empty. |
| 00:33:30 |
The bag is empty?! |
| 00:33:31 |
You harassed the poor |
| 00:33:34 |
Poor fellow?! |
| 00:33:35 |
He is a criminal! And for |
| 00:33:38 |
...l'm studying law! |
| 00:33:40 |
I see, you're becoming a liar! |
| 00:33:45 |
Not liar, a lawyer! |
| 00:33:47 |
I'm doing research on criminology. |
| 00:33:51 |
...how to wipe out the criminals |
| 00:33:54 |
Must I say something? |
| 00:33:56 |
Don't hate the criminals. |
| 00:33:59 |
One can reform them. Hello! |
| 00:34:01 |
One can never reform them! |
| 00:34:04 |
The criminals are a disgrace |
| 00:34:07 |
...and any punishment meted |
| 00:34:11 |
These criminals should be... |
| 00:34:26 |
I'm a kind of girl who |
| 00:34:28 |
And loves the game I want to play. |
| 00:34:30 |
I think naughty is nice |
| 00:34:32 |
Are you listening to what I say? |
| 00:34:34 |
We have nothing to |
| 00:34:36 |
So c'mon baby, get down! |
| 00:34:38 |
C'mon everybody, say it loud. |
| 00:34:40 |
I'll tell you what it's all about. |
| 00:34:42 |
Hey man! C'mon! |
| 00:34:44 |
Let's get down, get to it. |
| 00:34:46 |
Hey man! Have a little fun. |
| 00:34:48 |
There's really nothing to it. |
| 00:34:50 |
Life's a party, why |
| 00:34:52 |
Get a move on boy and you'll see. |
| 00:34:55 |
On your mark, be steady. Are |
| 00:34:58 |
All the ladies... |
| 00:35:00 |
...are going crazy with the rhythm. |
| 00:35:02 |
The music is speeding. |
| 00:35:04 |
Yes, it's heating up the night. |
| 00:35:06 |
Life's a party. |
| 00:35:08 |
Live it to the fullest. |
| 00:35:10 |
Who cares about what |
| 00:35:14 |
It's my wish... |
| 00:35:16 |
...to make you sit beside me. |
| 00:35:18 |
It's my wish... |
| 00:35:20 |
...to make you sit beside me. |
| 00:35:30 |
It's my wish... |
| 00:35:32 |
...to make you sit beside me. |
| 00:35:34 |
It's my wish... |
| 00:35:36 |
...to make you sit beside me. |
| 00:35:38 |
Just one time... |
| 00:35:40 |
Just one time... |
| 00:35:42 |
Just one time... |
| 00:35:45 |
Embrace me... |
| 00:35:49 |
Embrace me, my lady. |
| 00:35:53 |
Embrace me, my lady. |
| 00:35:57 |
Embrace me, my lady. |
| 00:36:02 |
I'm a holler to my ladies, |
| 00:36:04 |
We're just looking for some fun... |
| 00:36:05 |
...not diamonds or pearls. |
| 00:36:06 |
Say you want to come along, we're |
| 00:36:08 |
We're going to party all night |
| 00:36:10 |
In the morning, a new day |
| 00:36:12 |
In the morning... |
| 00:36:14 |
You're ready for some fun, |
| 00:36:16 |
We're going to take you for a ride. |
| 00:36:17 |
Let me hear you say. |
| 00:36:18 |
All the ladies are going |
| 00:36:22 |
The music is speeding. |
| 00:36:24 |
Yes, it's heating up the night. |
| 00:36:26 |
Life's a party! |
| 00:36:28 |
Live it to the fullest. |
| 00:36:30 |
Who cares about what |
| 00:36:34 |
Just one time, take |
| 00:36:38 |
Just one time, ask for my love |
| 00:36:42 |
I don't want anything else... |
| 00:36:46 |
...except this, if it's God's will. |
| 00:36:50 |
God, you're so kind. |
| 00:36:54 |
God, you're so kind. |
| 00:36:56 |
Answer my prayers for once. |
| 00:36:58 |
All I want... |
| 00:37:00 |
...is to run away with you. |
| 00:37:02 |
All I want... |
| 00:37:04 |
...is to run away with you. |
| 00:37:06 |
Run away with you... |
| 00:37:13 |
I don't care about that. |
| 00:37:17 |
Then I won't care if anyone |
| 00:37:21 |
Hey lady, hold my hand. |
| 00:37:25 |
Then I won't care who |
| 00:37:29 |
Hey lady, hold my hand. |
| 00:37:34 |
Then I won't care who |
| 00:37:37 |
Hey lady, hold my hand. |
| 00:37:41 |
Life's a party! |
| 00:37:42 |
Live it to the fullest. |
| 00:37:44 |
Who cares about what |
| 00:37:48 |
Life's a party! |
| 00:37:50 |
Live it to the fullest. |
| 00:37:52 |
Who cares about what |
| 00:37:59 |
Dear fellow, what are |
| 00:38:03 |
I've toured entire Egypt just |
| 00:38:05 |
Where the hell were you? |
| 00:38:08 |
Where I was, and where I am now! |
| 00:38:11 |
Am I dreaming? Or is this reality? |
| 00:38:14 |
Where has my lady-love disappeared? |
| 00:38:16 |
Forget about your lady-love! |
| 00:38:20 |
If we didn't have to bring |
| 00:38:23 |
...I swear by God, I wouldn't |
| 00:38:25 |
Do you know why we landed up here? |
| 00:38:27 |
It was our bad luck! |
| 00:38:29 |
No! It's because I was destined |
| 00:38:32 |
Do you know why I'm still unmarried? |
| 00:38:34 |
You're a fool, that's why! |
| 00:38:36 |
No, I'm not a fool! |
| 00:38:37 |
It's because my lady-love |
| 00:38:39 |
...and I was looking for her in Punjab! |
| 00:38:41 |
I'll have to come here again. |
| 00:38:43 |
First, I have to make |
| 00:38:45 |
Then I have to marry her, |
| 00:38:49 |
Listen to me, you fool! First |
| 00:38:53 |
After that, you may produce kids. |
| 00:38:54 |
C'mon, we have to go to Australia! |
| 00:39:11 |
The luggage should've |
| 00:39:13 |
How did it get misplaced? |
| 00:39:15 |
You fool! You should've let the |
| 00:39:18 |
...remain in my bag! What |
| 00:39:22 |
All day, all night, all you do is |
| 00:39:26 |
The luggage will be traced. They've |
| 00:39:29 |
We have to find Lakhan. Follow me! |
| 00:39:32 |
I am Happy! |
| 00:39:37 |
My name is Happy Singh, |
| 00:39:40 |
King! He is not happy! |
| 00:39:46 |
Rangeela, see how I managed |
| 00:39:50 |
Of what use are the cops... |
| 00:39:51 |
...if they don't know the whereabouts |
| 00:39:54 |
Don't mess with the white cops! |
| 00:39:56 |
They'll throw you into the sea! |
| 00:39:57 |
Am I their father's property? |
| 00:40:03 |
What a big house! |
| 00:40:05 |
It's not a house, but a mansion! |
| 00:40:07 |
That's Raftaar! |
| 00:40:10 |
Look, he's bowing to welcome us! |
| 00:40:12 |
Bless you, dear! |
| 00:40:19 |
I'm not asking for charity. |
| 00:40:21 |
Just tell me the price of your casino. |
| 00:40:24 |
It's my bread and butter, King. |
| 00:40:27 |
Yes, everyone needs bread and butter. |
| 00:40:30 |
But only when they're alive. |
| 00:40:34 |
King, Happy has come from the village. |
| 00:40:36 |
He's accompanied by Rangeela. |
| 00:40:38 |
Happy! |
| 00:40:39 |
Where are you, my friend? |
| 00:40:43 |
Who's that hiding his face? |
| 00:40:46 |
He's Sheru's brother, Pankaj Singh! |
| 00:40:50 |
Hey, Happy! |
| 00:40:52 |
Dilbaug! |
| 00:40:55 |
Look, how he's bowing with respect. |
| 00:41:00 |
'Lt's commonplace to hear |
| 00:41:02 |
...that brother Lakhan is a thief! ' |
| 00:41:05 |
'Lt's commonplace to hear |
| 00:41:06 |
...that brother Lakhan is a thief! ' |
| 00:41:09 |
Have you forgotten how you |
| 00:41:13 |
Today, you're a big gangster! |
| 00:41:15 |
Hello, sister-in-law! |
| 00:41:17 |
Should I salute you or hug you? |
| 00:41:21 |
Happy, what are you up to? |
| 00:41:27 |
Happy, come here. |
| 00:41:31 |
No, brother Rangeela has come along. |
| 00:41:33 |
Touch his feet. |
| 00:41:35 |
Greetings, brother Lucky! |
| 00:41:37 |
Greetings, sister-in-law! |
| 00:41:39 |
He's also addressing |
| 00:41:40 |
How did a romantic track |
| 00:41:43 |
Happy and Rangeela! |
| 00:41:45 |
What are they doing here? |
| 00:41:48 |
Remember how your parents... |
| 00:41:49 |
...raised you... |
| 00:41:51 |
The time has come for you |
| 00:41:56 |
You've started to speak well. |
| 00:41:58 |
That's because I speak the truth. |
| 00:41:59 |
Hence, people endear to it. |
| 00:42:02 |
Now c'mon, come back to the village. |
| 00:42:04 |
I can't. |
| 00:42:06 |
How can you do such criminal |
| 00:42:09 |
People swear by our community's |
| 00:42:12 |
C'mon, don't create a fuss! |
| 00:42:15 |
Happy! |
| 00:42:17 |
Have you forgotten what |
| 00:42:20 |
He'd named our community 'Khalsa.' |
| 00:42:23 |
'Khalsa' means pure. |
| 00:42:25 |
You should become true 'Khalsa.' |
| 00:42:27 |
Shun dishonesty and quietly |
| 00:42:30 |
Strive to become a true 'Sikh.' |
| 00:42:31 |
Happy! - Hey! |
| 00:42:36 |
Well done! Only this was |
| 00:42:40 |
Now you're a threatening |
| 00:42:42 |
Mika, they're standing |
| 00:42:44 |
Happy! What's wrong |
| 00:42:46 |
Who are you aiming the gun at? |
| 00:42:47 |
I removed the gun out of |
| 00:42:51 |
But these two belong to our village. |
| 00:42:53 |
How can I possibly pull |
| 00:42:55 |
He's a saint, despite being a sinner! |
| 00:42:57 |
Rangeela! |
| 00:42:58 |
Go back to your country with your |
| 00:43:00 |
C'mon! |
| 00:43:01 |
Make sure I don't have |
| 00:43:03 |
I understood the first time. |
| 00:43:06 |
What did you understand? |
| 00:43:08 |
I used to carry you around |
| 00:43:12 |
And now, you're throwing me out? |
| 00:43:16 |
Thank your stars I'm |
| 00:43:17 |
...or I would've shot you by now! |
| 00:43:19 |
You'll regret it! |
| 00:43:23 |
Don't you have any manners? |
| 00:43:25 |
Is this how you behave with guests? |
| 00:43:27 |
Rogues! |
| 00:43:29 |
It took us 3 days to get to Lucky... |
| 00:43:32 |
...but he threw us out |
| 00:43:35 |
He won't come back. |
| 00:43:37 |
So, let's return. |
| 00:43:39 |
With defeat written all over my face? |
| 00:43:41 |
I'd promised in front of everyone... |
| 00:43:43 |
...that I'll return only with Lucky. |
| 00:43:44 |
I'm not going anywhere. |
| 00:43:46 |
Look, we had lied to you about |
| 00:43:50 |
...being a heart attack |
| 00:43:56 |
What about Lucky's parents? |
| 00:43:58 |
Were their tears false as well? |
| 00:44:02 |
They must've reached the airport |
| 00:44:05 |
...awaiting their son |
| 00:44:07 |
I won't return without him! |
| 00:44:10 |
Anyway, you're about to get married. |
| 00:44:11 |
Go ahead, become a groom! |
| 00:44:13 |
But I want you to be there, you fool! |
| 00:44:18 |
If Prito has to become mine... |
| 00:44:20 |
...she'll have to wait. |
| 00:44:21 |
I can't leave you alone. |
| 00:44:32 |
C'mon, let's go to the airport |
| 00:44:35 |
Forget the airport! |
| 00:44:37 |
Let's fetch the luggage. |
| 00:44:39 |
Our underwear's are three days' old. |
| 00:44:40 |
Never mind. Old is gold. |
| 00:44:42 |
I'm fine. |
| 00:44:43 |
You're stinking, you fool! Listen. |
| 00:44:45 |
My dear fellow, stay put. |
| 00:44:48 |
Because even if you don't get lost |
| 00:44:50 |
...I surely will. |
| 00:44:53 |
Hey you Englishman! |
| 00:44:54 |
Your people said in the morning |
| 00:44:57 |
Now its evening, but my |
| 00:45:01 |
Why trouble a poor man? |
| 00:45:03 |
Sir, this is a counter |
| 00:45:05 |
Go there if your luggage is missing. |
| 00:45:07 |
Oh no! I'll have to speak |
| 00:45:11 |
What's wrong with him? |
| 00:45:27 |
Hey! Who's it? |
| 00:45:29 |
Hello! What are you doing here? |
| 00:45:32 |
I've been observing you |
| 00:45:34 |
What are your intentions? |
| 00:45:36 |
My shop has a security siren... |
| 00:45:37 |
...as well as a camera installed. |
| 00:45:38 |
Try anything, and the cops |
| 00:45:41 |
Hey cop woman! What cops |
| 00:45:44 |
Who do you think I am? |
| 00:45:46 |
You look like a thief to me. |
| 00:45:47 |
I... I'm not a thief! |
| 00:45:56 |
Why are you laughing? |
| 00:45:57 |
When a poor man is hungry, |
| 00:46:03 |
I've lost my baggage at the airport. |
| 00:46:06 |
I was kicked out of the house |
| 00:46:08 |
I'm hungry and have caught |
| 00:46:11 |
I'm not a thief. I only look like one. |
| 00:46:14 |
Sorry. It's just that I'm all alone. |
| 00:46:17 |
My shop neither has a security |
| 00:46:20 |
So, you lied to me. |
| 00:46:22 |
Hence, I panicked. |
| 00:46:25 |
These forsaken agents |
| 00:46:27 |
And you readily come here |
| 00:46:29 |
Lousy losers! |
| 00:46:31 |
Shut up! |
| 00:46:32 |
Rose! |
| 00:46:34 |
I'll have another one |
| 00:46:38 |
It's the only place in the world |
| 00:46:41 |
Thank you. It's lucky for you. |
| 00:46:43 |
Yes, it is. |
| 00:46:46 |
Stop eating grass! |
| 00:46:49 |
Come here, I'll give you food. |
| 00:46:51 |
No, my friend's going to meet me here. |
| 00:46:53 |
My house is right here. |
| 00:46:55 |
If your friend comes back, |
| 00:46:58 |
C'mon! |
| 00:47:00 |
If you remain hungry, you'll look |
| 00:47:04 |
Oh... no! |
| 00:47:08 |
Careful, you nut! |
| 00:47:10 |
His hair is like a dog's! |
| 00:47:12 |
Who did that to me? |
| 00:47:14 |
...to eat at a complete |
| 00:47:19 |
You were distressed, |
| 00:47:21 |
There, we know each other now. |
| 00:47:22 |
You are poor, so am I. |
| 00:47:24 |
Now, we have something |
| 00:47:25 |
Which village are you from? |
| 00:47:26 |
I'm from the actor Dharmendra's |
| 00:47:28 |
From Sanewaal? Yes. |
| 00:47:30 |
- Then we're neighbours! |
| 00:47:34 |
I heard father had a heart attack. |
| 00:47:39 |
When did you hear? |
| 00:47:42 |
From whom did you hear? |
| 00:47:44 |
Guru told me. |
| 00:47:48 |
Lucky, you were father's favourite. |
| 00:47:50 |
You must return to the village. |
| 00:47:53 |
I'll look after the affairs |
| 00:47:55 |
Mika, who doesn't want to |
| 00:48:00 |
I still remember how father |
| 00:48:02 |
...and take me for a |
| 00:48:06 |
But with the number of |
| 00:48:08 |
...even if I do double the |
| 00:48:11 |
...I can never return to the village. |
| 00:48:13 |
Seeing Happy over here, has |
| 00:48:15 |
...of my village and family. |
| 00:48:18 |
I've heard that the cops of 11 |
| 00:48:22 |
Not King, they're out to get Don! |
| 00:48:24 |
Don! |
| 00:48:25 |
But there are 11 such dons |
| 00:48:29 |
And you've come to take these |
| 00:48:32 |
It's not the people who're notorious... |
| 00:48:34 |
...it's their deeds. |
| 00:48:35 |
If we separate these two... |
| 00:48:37 |
...the same people can |
| 00:48:39 |
You're very interesting. |
| 00:48:41 |
That's because I speak the truth. |
| 00:48:43 |
Hence, people endear to it. |
| 00:48:47 |
Want to hear another truth? |
| 00:48:49 |
I've never seen my mother. |
| 00:48:51 |
But after meeting you... |
| 00:48:53 |
...I feel that she must've |
| 00:48:57 |
He's disappeared again! |
| 00:49:00 |
Happy! |
| 00:49:03 |
Where have you disappeared, you fool? |
| 00:49:06 |
Happy! - Hey you, shouting there! |
| 00:49:10 |
Do you want me to call the police? |
| 00:49:12 |
No! No police please! |
| 00:49:15 |
Get off from here! Get off! |
| 00:49:17 |
The old man's asked me not to scream! |
| 00:49:19 |
How do I find him now? |
| 00:49:21 |
Happy! |
| 00:49:28 |
Dear! What happened? |
| 00:49:31 |
What happened? |
| 00:49:32 |
You idiot! |
| 00:49:34 |
What happened? - I had to sleep |
| 00:49:38 |
My bottom's become sore! |
| 00:49:39 |
But, I didn't tell you |
| 00:49:40 |
Where were you all night? |
| 00:49:41 |
I was in that house waiting for you. |
| 00:49:43 |
Couldn't you see me waiting for you? |
| 00:49:44 |
How am I... |
| 00:49:46 |
Here comes a customer! Here |
| 00:49:49 |
Ma'am, this bouquet costs 10 dollars. |
| 00:49:54 |
Thank you. |
| 00:49:56 |
Whose shop did you take |
| 00:50:00 |
That... |
| 00:50:02 |
Son! |
| 00:50:04 |
Who is this idiot? |
| 00:50:05 |
Hey! |
| 00:50:08 |
This is my friend, Rangeela! |
| 00:50:09 |
Friend, friend. |
| 00:50:10 |
Friend?! Looks more like |
| 00:50:12 |
Old lady, watch your tongue! |
| 00:50:13 |
Whom did you call an old lady?! |
| 00:50:15 |
Where were you all night? |
| 00:50:17 |
Did you settle base at the airport? |
| 00:50:19 |
This is a classic case of |
| 00:50:21 |
Back there, the 'missing luggage' |
| 00:50:25 |
On top of that, I'd have to explain |
| 00:50:28 |
I... manage. |
| 00:50:30 |
To hell with your manage. |
| 00:50:31 |
Had you really gone to the |
| 00:50:33 |
No, he... |
| 00:50:35 |
No, she's not. She's |
| 00:50:37 |
She just makes a mountain that's all. |
| 00:50:40 |
Happy! |
| 00:50:41 |
Dear, this is a yacht. You have to |
| 00:50:46 |
I've written the address |
| 00:50:48 |
Come, Mr. Rangeela. |
| 00:50:51 |
I didn't sleep last night, |
| 00:50:55 |
...and now you ask me to |
| 00:50:57 |
We've to go to the airport |
| 00:51:00 |
Our trains are better |
| 00:51:04 |
At least, it's mentioned that... |
| 00:51:05 |
...the passengers solely are |
| 00:51:07 |
Right? - Right. But Rangeela |
| 00:51:11 |
Your blood pressure may rise. |
| 00:51:12 |
I've prepared lunch at home. |
| 00:51:14 |
Go, eat and rest for a while. |
| 00:51:17 |
See that house with the |
| 00:51:19 |
Yes, I can see it. |
| 00:51:21 |
Go. Don't go to a wrong house. |
| 00:51:23 |
We won't. Thank you. |
| 00:51:24 |
Happy! |
| 00:51:27 |
People say that whosoever I pray for... |
| 00:51:28 |
...God showers His blessings |
| 00:51:33 |
Take this. Today, you'll succeed |
| 00:51:38 |
Go, dear. May God be with you. |
| 00:51:39 |
I'm bound to succeed... |
| 00:51:40 |
...now that I look like Pandit Nehru. |
| 00:51:43 |
Good luck. |
| 00:51:48 |
Everything looks fine on the outside... |
| 00:51:50 |
...but what do I do about |
| 00:51:52 |
Oh Lord Waheguru, help me. |
| 00:51:57 |
Hurry up, Udaas! |
| 00:52:01 |
Welcome! |
| 00:52:03 |
Mika! Mika! |
| 00:52:04 |
Actually, I've bought a |
| 00:52:08 |
Whether it's your first |
| 00:52:10 |
...it's the same feeling. Oh! |
| 00:52:13 |
I love you! I love you! |
| 00:52:14 |
I'd once bought a boat in the village. |
| 00:52:17 |
I went fishing with my uncle in it. |
| 00:52:21 |
A crocodile got hooked on to the |
| 00:52:25 |
Ever since, mother has not |
| 00:52:30 |
In the entire village... |
| 00:52:34 |
Why didn't the crocodile |
| 00:52:36 |
Who's it? Hands up! |
| 00:52:38 |
It's me, Happy! |
| 00:52:40 |
Not again! |
| 00:52:42 |
This idiot's come back! |
| 00:52:44 |
What do we do with him? |
| 00:52:47 |
You've still not gone back?! |
| 00:52:48 |
He won't go so easily. |
| 00:52:50 |
King, you don't know him. He |
| 00:52:54 |
What do you mean? Enough! Happy, |
| 00:52:57 |
Over here, people do as I say. |
| 00:53:00 |
That's what I'm telling you, |
| 00:53:03 |
Let's all return to the village. |
| 00:53:06 |
I'm begging you! I've |
| 00:53:10 |
I've seen the tears in their eyes. |
| 00:53:12 |
They have expectations from you, |
| 00:53:15 |
It's their wish to see you married... |
| 00:53:19 |
...to see you become |
| 00:53:22 |
Friends and relatives dancing |
| 00:53:24 |
The entire village rejoicing, |
| 00:53:28 |
Hey! Why are you bursting them now? |
| 00:53:40 |
Who's that? Who's it? Where's |
| 00:53:47 |
Lucky! |
| 00:53:57 |
Don't panic! It's me! |
| 00:54:06 |
Oh no! |
| 00:55:00 |
Who is this man? |
| 00:55:03 |
I've been swimming for so long! |
| 00:55:05 |
Why am I not reaching the shore? |
| 00:55:07 |
Am I swimming in the wrong direction? |
| 00:55:23 |
What's wrong with King? |
| 00:55:24 |
What happened to Lucky? |
| 00:55:26 |
They've extracted the bullet... |
| 00:55:27 |
...but he has a serious head injury. |
| 00:55:30 |
Thank God for his turban, or |
| 00:55:33 |
But he's contracted a strange |
| 00:55:36 |
What's it called, Hema... |
| 00:55:38 |
Yes, Hema. Yes, Hema. |
| 00:55:40 |
Semi-paralysis. |
| 00:55:41 |
The one from Parel. |
| 00:55:43 |
From Parel? What's that? |
| 00:55:45 |
In this disease, one can see |
| 00:55:48 |
...but can't speak or move. |
| 00:55:50 |
In the movie 'Anjaam', Shahrukh |
| 00:55:53 |
I've watched all of Shahrukh |
| 00:55:55 |
But which one was 'Anjaam'? |
| 00:55:57 |
Wasn't it the one with Chandrachur |
| 00:56:00 |
How the hell did Chandrachur |
| 00:56:02 |
All you movie buffs... |
| 00:56:03 |
Shahrukh never acted in 'movie buff! ' |
| 00:56:05 |
Have you gone mad? |
| 00:56:06 |
Shut up, you idiots! |
| 00:56:09 |
This is not a cinema hall! |
| 00:56:12 |
I can't figure out how |
| 00:56:13 |
...despite me being so cautious |
| 00:56:16 |
'You buffoon! ' |
| 00:56:17 |
'You were bashing the goons with |
| 00:56:19 |
...and you're surprised |
| 00:56:23 |
Look! King's blood is boiling! |
| 00:56:29 |
The point is... |
| 00:56:31 |
...who'll shoulder the responsibility... |
| 00:56:33 |
...of such a huge business vampire? |
| 00:56:37 |
Who'll ascend the King's throne? |
| 00:56:40 |
Tell me... |
| 00:56:42 |
Happy?! As King?! |
| 00:56:48 |
'Kill Happy! ' |
| 00:56:49 |
How can I become King? |
| 00:56:51 |
Happy? |
| 00:56:53 |
Of course, I'm happy! |
| 00:56:54 |
But King's pointing towards Happy. |
| 00:56:56 |
Don't point at me! |
| 00:56:57 |
It's bad manners to point at someone. |
| 00:56:59 |
He's pointing at the right person. |
| 00:57:02 |
'No, he's not! ' |
| 00:57:04 |
He's right. If it wasn't for Happy... |
| 00:57:05 |
...King wouldn't have been alive today. |
| 00:57:08 |
'Shut up, you sad sack! ' |
| 00:57:10 |
I... can't become King. |
| 00:57:13 |
King's blood is boiling |
| 00:57:16 |
Guru! |
| 00:57:17 |
After all, our blood is same to same! |
| 00:57:19 |
Nonsense person! |
| 00:57:21 |
Guru. - Don't make his blood boil. |
| 00:57:24 |
Lucky, we've understood what you want. |
| 00:57:27 |
'Bravo, Guru! ' |
| 00:57:28 |
You want Happy to take, right? |
| 00:57:30 |
'Have you gone senile? ' |
| 00:57:34 |
Until Lucky recovers, |
| 00:57:36 |
Okay? |
| 00:57:38 |
How can I become King, Lucky? |
| 00:57:40 |
'You fool! ' |
| 00:57:42 |
Even America must've not progressed |
| 00:57:46 |
Had you gone to fetch King |
| 00:57:49 |
Listen to me! |
| 00:57:52 |
Lakhan is lying in the hospital. |
| 00:57:53 |
If I take him home in this condition... |
| 00:57:55 |
...his father will get a heart-attack. |
| 00:57:58 |
I'm a follower of Guru Govind |
| 00:58:00 |
Oh shut up! |
| 00:58:05 |
Are you saying that all |
| 00:58:08 |
Until he recovers... |
| 00:58:10 |
...what's the harm in taking |
| 00:58:12 |
Fine, do what you want. |
| 00:58:13 |
I'm not interested in |
| 00:58:15 |
You're on your own now. |
| 00:58:16 |
Guards! Catch! |
| 00:58:20 |
He's inviting nothing but trouble! |
| 00:58:27 |
You better put your |
| 00:58:33 |
One for the treble, |
| 00:58:35 |
King is in the place, you |
| 00:58:38 |
One for the treble, |
| 00:58:40 |
King is in the place, you |
| 00:58:53 |
13 cards of the same colour, |
| 00:58:58 |
We're the ace, as well as the base... |
| 00:59:01 |
We are also daring! Right now! |
| 00:59:09 |
13 cards of the same colour, |
| 00:59:14 |
We're the ace, as well as the base... |
| 00:59:16 |
We're also daring! |
| 00:59:19 |
We do as we please. |
| 00:59:22 |
We're not scared to |
| 00:59:25 |
If your intentions are true, |
| 00:59:28 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 00:59:34 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 00:59:39 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 00:59:45 |
You know we bring the |
| 00:59:47 |
Don't be messing with me, punk, |
| 00:59:50 |
You know, you better |
| 00:59:53 |
You know, you better |
| 00:59:55 |
Go for it, because |
| 00:59:58 |
We're fearless, we are the bravest! |
| 01:00:01 |
Sing and dance, bad as hell! |
| 01:00:03 |
Punjabis in the house, you |
| 01:00:06 |
Not once, not twice... |
| 01:00:07 |
...take over the world 10 times! |
| 01:00:11 |
And if you can still |
| 01:00:13 |
...there's nothing like it! |
| 01:00:16 |
If after listening to the |
| 01:00:19 |
...you can still appreciate |
| 01:00:23 |
...there's nothing like it! |
| 01:00:26 |
Come on, sing a song that |
| 01:00:31 |
Sing and dance, from |
| 01:00:36 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:00:41 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:00:46 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:00:52 |
Yes, you better pump it up! |
| 01:00:55 |
Singh is in the house. |
| 01:00:57 |
When I say Singh, you say King! |
| 01:01:00 |
Singh is King. Singh is King. |
| 01:01:02 |
When I say Singh, you say King! |
| 01:01:05 |
Singh is King. Singh is King. |
| 01:01:08 |
We neither had pride nor plume. |
| 01:01:10 |
We were living like paupers. |
| 01:01:13 |
When suddenly, our fortunes |
| 01:01:18 |
I neither owned anything yesterday... |
| 01:01:21 |
...nor do I own anything today. |
| 01:01:23 |
I only had my heart as mine. Now, |
| 01:01:28 |
What's life without love? What's |
| 01:01:38 |
Singh is King! Singh is |
| 01:01:43 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:01:51 |
13 cards of the same colour. |
| 01:01:57 |
We're the ace, as well as the base... |
| 01:01:59 |
We do as we please. |
| 01:02:02 |
We're not scared to |
| 01:02:07 |
If your intentions are true, |
| 01:02:11 |
Singh is King! Singh is |
| 01:02:17 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:02:22 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:02:27 |
Singh is King. Singh is |
| 01:02:34 |
Yes! |
| 01:02:36 |
Did you find anything? Her |
| 01:02:40 |
They say she's not opened |
| 01:02:43 |
And her neighbour said |
| 01:02:47 |
She cries all day and |
| 01:02:51 |
I don't know what's wrong. |
| 01:03:10 |
What happened? |
| 01:03:11 |
Happy, what's wrong with you? |
| 01:03:15 |
Why have you become Aladdin? |
| 01:03:16 |
Not Aladdin, I've become King! |
| 01:03:19 |
King?! You're not even a Singh! |
| 01:03:22 |
Singh's don't chop their hair, they'd |
| 01:03:26 |
I admit I've made a grave mistake. |
| 01:03:29 |
I'll adopt a Sikh's appearance, |
| 01:03:32 |
I'm doing all this because... |
| 01:03:35 |
I'll tell you my story later. |
| 01:03:37 |
First tell me, what's wrong with you? |
| 01:03:39 |
Why are you so sad? |
| 01:03:40 |
Nothing's wrong. |
| 01:03:42 |
Sit down. |
| 01:03:45 |
If anybody cries, I |
| 01:03:49 |
You'd fed a complete stranger |
| 01:03:53 |
I can never forget that. |
| 01:03:55 |
I can lay down my life for you. |
| 01:03:57 |
I can do anything for you! |
| 01:04:01 |
I won't rest until,, you tell me. |
| 01:04:03 |
Oh! Shut up! |
| 01:04:06 |
Hey! She's my mother, don't shoot |
| 01:04:12 |
My daughter's coming back |
| 01:04:15 |
So? |
| 01:04:16 |
So That's good news, isn't it? |
| 01:04:18 |
No way! She thinks that |
| 01:04:23 |
Rich?! |
| 01:04:25 |
We were once amongst the |
| 01:04:29 |
...when suddenly, my |
| 01:04:33 |
Fool! Left me in knee deep debt. |
| 01:04:38 |
I lost everything Happy. |
| 01:04:42 |
But I always hid this |
| 01:04:45 |
If she came to know, she'd leave |
| 01:04:50 |
But do you know something? I never |
| 01:04:53 |
Fulfilled all her needs in |
| 01:04:58 |
Just that I didn't let her come home. |
| 01:05:03 |
But now she's coming tomorrow |
| 01:05:08 |
I've heard he's from |
| 01:05:13 |
How will I ever face them? |
| 01:05:15 |
I'll be exposed when she discovers... |
| 01:05:17 |
...that her mom sells flowers |
| 01:05:22 |
How will I accommodate them |
| 01:05:27 |
I'm really tense! |
| 01:05:30 |
He'll never accept her! |
| 01:05:33 |
Her life will be ruined, Happy! |
| 01:05:43 |
That florist will become |
| 01:05:45 |
Yes, bring it. |
| 01:05:48 |
Careful! Come upstairs... |
| 01:05:53 |
Served the guests with phenyl |
| 01:05:56 |
All the 25 guests died of diarrhea. |
| 01:05:59 |
My master was hanged, |
| 01:06:04 |
That day... |
| 01:06:07 |
You seem to have verbal diarrhea! |
| 01:06:08 |
Come on. Brothers, the old King |
| 01:06:14 |
Now, it's my job to appoint |
| 01:06:23 |
What do you say? What do |
| 01:06:25 |
Should I tell him about the scheme, |
| 01:06:28 |
No, tell us! |
| 01:06:30 |
Yes, let's hear. What's the |
| 01:06:33 |
Yes... Come closer. It's very simple. |
| 01:06:35 |
You all have to do as |
| 01:06:37 |
Just like Guru clears the crime |
| 01:06:40 |
...he'll have to clear the garden. |
| 01:06:43 |
Will Guru become a gardener? |
| 01:06:44 |
And you'll become a driver! |
| 01:06:47 |
Am I supposed to chop |
| 01:06:49 |
That's a good idea! He's very smart. |
| 01:06:51 |
Let him be the cook. |
| 01:06:54 |
And you better stay far from the |
| 01:06:58 |
You may kill us by mixing |
| 01:07:00 |
Place him outside as a security |
| 01:07:03 |
Hey! |
| 01:07:05 |
What role am I playing? |
| 01:07:06 |
What do we do about |
| 01:07:09 |
Since I used to be King's |
| 01:07:11 |
...should I become ma'am Rose's now? |
| 01:07:13 |
Yes, that'll be fine. |
| 01:07:16 |
What do we do about Mika? |
| 01:07:18 |
He's blind and deaf, cleaning |
| 01:07:21 |
I bet he's listening to our |
| 01:07:24 |
I've never seen him work. |
| 01:07:27 |
What role do we assign him? |
| 01:07:30 |
Look. He stares at me all the time! |
| 01:07:33 |
He's risked his life several |
| 01:07:37 |
Great! Make him the bodyguard. |
| 01:07:39 |
Just tell me. What role will you play? |
| 01:07:42 |
Since I'm managing everyone, let |
| 01:07:44 |
Fine, then I'll be your assistant. |
| 01:08:01 |
Good clothes go a long way |
| 01:08:05 |
Also, a woman! |
| 01:08:22 |
Servants, you're about to |
| 01:08:26 |
You're supposed to serve. Okay? |
| 01:08:30 |
Hide all your weapons. |
| 01:08:33 |
They shouldn't be seen. Get it. |
| 01:08:38 |
There, the plane has arrived! |
| 01:08:40 |
Shut up, you fool! Everybody |
| 01:08:46 |
My daughter's here. |
| 00:00:31 |
I missed you so much! |
| 00:00:33 |
Let me look at you. |
| 00:00:37 |
Mom, this is Puneet. |
| 00:00:39 |
Hello! |
| 00:00:40 |
Thank you. |
| 00:00:45 |
Happy! |
| 00:00:47 |
Oh my God! Happy! |
| 00:00:50 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:00:51 |
Just like that. |
| 00:00:54 |
You look different and nice! |
| 00:00:58 |
Puneet! |
| 00:01:02 |
This is Happy. I'd told you remember? |
| 00:01:05 |
Yes, of course! Hello Happy! |
| 00:01:07 |
This is Puneet, my boy friend! |
| 00:01:09 |
Hi! |
| 00:01:14 |
I'm really scared, Julie! |
| 00:01:15 |
There's no such scene. |
| 00:01:17 |
Had I gotten your, Sonia's |
| 00:01:19 |
...I would've done them |
| 00:01:21 |
Watch out! |
| 00:01:23 |
But the criminals of which |
| 00:01:26 |
...are hardly actors! |
| 00:01:27 |
I'm scared, we'll be unmasked. |
| 00:01:30 |
Cheers! |
| 00:01:31 |
Look in front! Start acting! |
| 00:01:33 |
Hey, behave yourself! |
| 00:01:37 |
You're supposed to look respectable, |
| 00:01:39 |
Close your buttons. |
| 00:01:41 |
Julie, please don't leave me and go. |
| 00:01:44 |
She's a knock-out! |
| 00:01:47 |
You're the epitome of sacrifice. |
| 00:01:49 |
Don't try to hide your feelings by |
| 00:01:53 |
Go and propose to Sonia... |
| 00:01:55 |
Sonia is not the sorts to |
| 00:01:59 |
If I propose to her... |
| 00:02:00 |
...l'll ruin my chances |
| 00:02:02 |
And then, I have to fulfill |
| 00:02:06 |
I'll shoot you! |
| 00:02:07 |
You'll shoot me?! You fool! |
| 00:02:08 |
What's going on at my party? |
| 00:02:09 |
Please concentrate on your character. |
| 00:02:11 |
What's happening at my party? |
| 00:02:12 |
Oh no! They're fighting again! |
| 00:02:14 |
I see such weapons everyday, |
| 00:02:17 |
Have you gone mad? |
| 00:02:18 |
There's a party going on over here. |
| 00:02:20 |
I'll give you one tight slap! |
| 00:02:21 |
Am I your dad's servant? |
| 00:02:23 |
Then am I your dad's servant? |
| 00:02:24 |
You're all servants over here! |
| 00:02:25 |
Who all are carrying guns in |
| 00:02:29 |
Who else but these fools carry |
| 00:02:33 |
That's true. |
| 00:02:35 |
Don't shoot! |
| 00:02:42 |
Brother Mika! |
| 00:02:44 |
Wrong number. |
| 00:02:47 |
You idiots! Have you come to a |
| 00:02:52 |
Lay down your guns. |
| 00:02:54 |
Not there in your safe deposit. |
| 00:02:59 |
Mika, what's that in your sleeve? |
| 00:03:03 |
The other sleeve as well. |
| 00:03:06 |
From the waistband as well. |
| 00:03:11 |
Give here. |
| 00:03:21 |
He has a good collection of guns! |
| 00:03:23 |
Better safe than sorry. |
| 00:03:25 |
Go to hell! They've ruined |
| 00:03:32 |
Happy! |
| 00:03:33 |
Happy! Sonia! Puneet! Puneet! Sonia! |
| 00:03:36 |
Hey! Cover the artillery! |
| 00:03:38 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:03:39 |
Fast! Fast! |
| 00:03:43 |
That's it. You've decked up the table. |
| 00:03:46 |
That's it. Please, come. |
| 00:03:48 |
You're welcome in a 'no entry' zone. |
| 00:03:49 |
Aunt, you've thrown such a big party |
| 00:03:51 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:03:53 |
The pleasure is mine, dear. |
| 00:03:54 |
Really! So many people... |
| 00:03:55 |
I mean, I was really surprised. |
| 00:03:57 |
There's something here... |
| 00:03:59 |
You forgot to mention thorns! |
| 00:04:01 |
Wow! The diamond studded in your |
| 00:04:06 |
You look more like a |
| 00:04:08 |
Mr. Happy, Sonia was telling |
| 00:04:10 |
...in just one day! |
| 00:04:13 |
It's because you weren't there. |
| 00:04:14 |
Well, actually I would've been there. |
| 00:04:16 |
But my boarding pass got |
| 00:04:18 |
...at the Delhi airport. |
| 00:04:23 |
'Can't you see and walk? ' |
| 00:04:26 |
Hey. |
| 00:04:27 |
People are such fools, I tell you! |
| 00:04:28 |
There's something... |
| 00:04:31 |
It's an arrangement of |
| 00:04:34 |
Ma'am, may I take Sir Puneet to meet |
| 00:04:37 |
Hey! So do you. |
| 00:04:40 |
Use your guns as much as |
| 00:04:45 |
Just wait till my daughter |
| 00:04:51 |
Please try and be calm until then. |
| 00:04:54 |
You lech at her so much so... |
| 00:04:56 |
...that even the mirror |
| 00:04:59 |
Hi! |
| 00:05:01 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:05:03 |
Great party, isn't it? |
| 00:05:08 |
Enough now. |
| 00:05:14 |
Ladies and gentlemen! |
| 00:05:17 |
Sonia, can you come and join me? |
| 00:05:20 |
What is it, Puneet? |
| 00:05:22 |
Guys, I'd come here essentially |
| 00:05:27 |
But now I'm thinking of leaving... |
| 00:05:29 |
...only after getting married to Sonia. |
| 00:05:33 |
Sonia, will you marry me? |
| 00:05:36 |
I don't believe that you'll... |
| 00:05:38 |
Will you marry me? |
| 00:05:39 |
When? |
| 00:05:55 |
I can't see my friend so upset. |
| 00:05:58 |
Get me a whisky! |
| 00:06:01 |
Now, is he planning to |
| 00:06:03 |
What are you muttering? |
| 00:06:05 |
I'll get you one. |
| 00:06:08 |
Idiot! |
| 00:06:09 |
Lucky! |
| 00:06:11 |
So, you're sitting here comfortably! |
| 00:06:16 |
That idiot has become King... |
| 00:06:19 |
...and is treating us like servants! |
| 00:06:25 |
Sorry! Where are you? |
| 00:06:27 |
C'mon! |
| 00:06:37 |
Who put this table in the centre? |
| 00:06:39 |
Not me, . |
| 00:06:41 |
He's our real King! |
| 00:06:43 |
Yes, he's the king amongst kings! |
| 00:06:45 |
Everything belongs to him, dear. |
| 00:06:47 |
What?! |
| 00:06:49 |
...that it's all because |
| 00:06:51 |
He's a saint. |
| 00:06:53 |
He's Saint Divine Finger! |
| 00:06:55 |
Hail Saint Divine Finger! |
| 00:06:58 |
Bless me, priest. |
| 00:06:59 |
But who's he pointing at? |
| 00:07:02 |
His finger... Watch carefully. |
| 00:07:05 |
Watch carefully. He's |
| 00:07:07 |
It indicates that God is above all. |
| 00:07:10 |
He's observing a vow of |
| 00:07:12 |
Ma'am doesn't do a thing |
| 00:07:15 |
Aunty, then why don't we |
| 00:07:16 |
...to fix the wedding date? |
| 00:07:19 |
Will he tell us? |
| 00:07:20 |
Yes! |
| 00:07:23 |
And he's already told us! |
| 00:07:25 |
Look, it is third. |
| 00:07:26 |
The third of next month! |
| 00:07:29 |
Oh God! Only 13 days left! |
| 00:07:30 |
There are so many |
| 00:07:32 |
Manager! - We'll manage. |
| 00:07:34 |
We need to talk to you. |
| 00:07:36 |
I'll be back! |
| 00:07:38 |
What nonsense is this! - Yes. |
| 00:07:40 |
We'd spoken about 3 days! |
| 00:07:41 |
You don't expect us to be |
| 00:07:43 |
Are you mad? |
| 00:07:45 |
Stage actors! |
| 00:07:47 |
How was I supposed to |
| 00:07:48 |
...had come to marry the heroine? |
| 00:07:49 |
Why don't you ask him about |
| 00:07:51 |
All you know, he'll tell us the |
| 00:07:53 |
And we'll be reduced to baby-sitters! |
| 00:07:58 |
Sonia, do you know I jog |
| 00:08:00 |
Swim at 8, do yoga by 9 |
| 00:08:03 |
Keep it here. |
| 00:08:07 |
Madam. |
| 00:08:09 |
What are you looking at? |
| 00:08:10 |
Sir Puneet is very jovial |
| 00:08:12 |
Good morning! |
| 00:08:25 |
He looks so much like my dad! |
| 00:08:27 |
Say that you love me... |
| 00:08:31 |
Say that you love me... |
| 00:08:33 |
What's this? Bread stuffed |
| 00:08:36 |
Also, bread stuffed with |
| 00:08:40 |
Son, there's plain bread as well. |
| 00:08:42 |
Hey you! Just because your |
| 00:08:44 |
...doesn't mean you'll prepare |
| 00:08:48 |
Happy! Knife! |
| 00:08:51 |
Relax, its okay. |
| 00:08:52 |
Knife! - Happy! - Here it is. |
| 00:08:55 |
Happy, knife... |
| 00:08:56 |
Dear, I need to spread |
| 00:08:59 |
Such a big knife to spread butter? |
| 00:09:01 |
Big people live life king-size! |
| 00:09:05 |
Here's your cold-drink. |
| 00:09:07 |
Hey Devdas! |
| 00:09:12 |
I don't care what your name is. |
| 00:09:14 |
What are you doing here |
| 00:09:16 |
Have you asked Chunnilal |
| 00:09:20 |
Please sit. Sit down! |
| 00:09:22 |
It was only a glass. |
| 00:09:23 |
Of course! Practice! |
| 00:09:25 |
Aunty, sack this senior citizen |
| 00:09:29 |
Had he been working in |
| 00:09:30 |
...he would've retired thrice by now. |
| 00:09:32 |
He's doomed! |
| 00:09:33 |
Aren't you the gardener? |
| 00:09:35 |
We got late today. So, we're |
| 00:09:38 |
Manage with stuffed bread. It's |
| 00:09:42 |
From tomorrow, we'll serve |
| 00:09:44 |
Milk with wafers! |
| 00:09:46 |
You can make scrambled |
| 00:09:48 |
You don't bother about it. |
| 00:09:53 |
Wow! It's beautiful! |
| 00:10:00 |
This is absolutely amazing! |
| 00:10:01 |
I can't believe mom owns |
| 00:10:05 |
God knows what all she's |
| 00:10:09 |
There's a casino as well! |
| 00:10:11 |
Sonia, let's go! |
| 00:10:12 |
Neither do I! Come! |
| 00:10:21 |
Mika, can't you see? |
| 00:10:24 |
I'd won a gold medal last |
| 00:10:27 |
The target was 500 kilometers away. |
| 00:10:30 |
I don't carry the medal around |
| 00:10:32 |
The Olympics wasn't last week. |
| 00:10:34 |
Go to the casino and tell the owner... |
| 00:10:36 |
...that our two guests who've |
| 00:10:38 |
...in all the games, understood? |
| 00:10:42 |
The casino is this way. |
| 00:10:46 |
Yes! |
| 00:10:49 |
Puneet, you'd told me that |
| 00:10:52 |
Actually, I'm an expert. |
| 00:10:54 |
But I don't like to praise myself. |
| 00:10:56 |
All the casino owners of Las |
| 00:11:00 |
...not to come and play |
| 00:11:02 |
Puneet, you're simply great! |
| 00:11:04 |
Sonia, let's go party! |
| 00:11:06 |
Doesn't your mom own a disco? |
| 00:11:09 |
She does! How do you know? |
| 00:11:10 |
Really? |
| 00:11:20 |
He's drunk, he's drunk... |
| 00:11:22 |
Look, my friend's drunk! |
| 00:11:24 |
He's falling here, |
| 00:11:26 |
Look, he's falling everywhere! |
| 00:11:28 |
He's drunk, he's drunk... |
| 00:11:31 |
Look, my friend's drunk! |
| 00:11:33 |
He's falling here, |
| 00:11:35 |
Look, he's falling everywhere! |
| 00:11:37 |
Pal, open the bottle |
| 00:11:41 |
Pal, mix some soda and |
| 00:11:46 |
We're full of life and zest. |
| 00:11:50 |
So get me all the rum you can, |
| 00:12:00 |
C'mon, let's all drink |
| 00:12:02 |
He's drunk, he's drunk... |
| 00:12:04 |
Look, my friend's drunk! |
| 00:12:06 |
He's falling here, |
| 00:12:08 |
Look, he's falling everywhere! |
| 00:12:19 |
Hell will break loose... |
| 00:12:20 |
...if my friend gets drunk. |
| 00:12:23 |
Hell will break loose... |
| 00:12:24 |
...if my friend gets drunk. |
| 00:12:31 |
Life is so short. |
| 00:12:33 |
So why drink sparingly? |
| 00:12:35 |
Drink to your heart's content. |
| 00:12:38 |
Sorry, sorry, very sorry! |
| 00:12:40 |
I'm intoxicated with alcohol. |
| 00:12:42 |
On top of that, there |
| 00:12:44 |
We walk with a confident gait. |
| 00:12:46 |
Sorry, sorry, very sorry! |
| 00:12:48 |
Sorry, I'm intoxicated and |
| 00:12:52 |
Please forgive me and give me a hug. |
| 00:13:03 |
C'mon, let's all drink |
| 00:13:05 |
He's drunk, he's drunk... |
| 00:13:07 |
Look, my friend's drunk! |
| 00:13:09 |
He's falling here, |
| 00:13:11 |
Look, he's falling everywhere! |
| 00:13:13 |
Pal, open the bottle |
| 00:13:18 |
Pal, mix some soda and |
| 00:13:22 |
We're full of life and zest. |
| 00:13:26 |
So get me all the rum you can, |
| 00:13:36 |
C'mon, let's all drink |
| 00:13:38 |
Look my friend's drunk! |
| 00:13:40 |
Look my friend's drunk! |
| 00:13:42 |
He's falling here, |
| 00:13:44 |
He's falling here, |
| 00:13:48 |
Ever since, your photo's been |
| 00:13:49 |
...he's been staring at it. |
| 00:13:52 |
That's how his health has improved. |
| 00:13:54 |
Even the doctor has said... |
| 00:13:55 |
...that his health will |
| 00:13:57 |
...if you're around him. |
| 00:13:59 |
King, come forward. |
| 00:14:01 |
I too am not getting |
| 00:14:03 |
Come on, hurry up. Fill it up. |
| 00:14:06 |
You love me so much, friend? |
| 00:14:09 |
Now, I'll constantly be around you. |
| 00:14:12 |
Just wait till you get |
| 00:14:15 |
'The day I get off the chair, |
| 00:14:18 |
Today's a big day. |
| 00:14:19 |
I'm going to distribute money |
| 00:14:23 |
I'm proud of you, Rangeela! |
| 00:14:25 |
From now on, distribute |
| 00:14:27 |
...each time there's an improvement |
| 00:14:30 |
Absolutely! I can't be miserly today. |
| 00:14:32 |
'Fools! Throwing away |
| 00:14:35 |
Lucky, what's wrong? Tell me! |
| 00:14:37 |
Doctor has said that Lucky's |
| 00:14:41 |
What tension? You tell me, |
| 00:14:43 |
There's a hot dog seller's truck |
| 00:14:46 |
He wanted to get rid of it. |
| 00:14:48 |
Such a measly job! |
| 00:14:49 |
Ever heard of a King towing trucks? |
| 00:14:50 |
Brother, there are two big |
| 00:14:54 |
Their business is suffering a lot. |
| 00:14:57 |
The restaurant owners are |
| 00:15:00 |
King had promised them. |
| 00:15:02 |
Then fulfill his promise! |
| 00:15:05 |
Go and get rid of the truck! |
| 00:15:06 |
'For once, he spoke like a King! ' |
| 00:15:08 |
Do one thing. |
| 00:15:10 |
Don't leave the truck anywhere. |
| 00:15:12 |
Leave it at his place and give |
| 00:15:18 |
'Fool finally showed |
| 00:15:20 |
What happened? |
| 00:15:21 |
King needs your blessings. |
| 00:15:40 |
Why are you doing this to me? |
| 00:15:42 |
Where are you taking me? Stop |
| 00:15:48 |
Tell your son not to go there |
| 00:15:51 |
If he puts his van there, |
| 00:15:54 |
Is there a circus happening here? Go! |
| 00:15:57 |
We are a family of 7 people. |
| 00:16:00 |
One more is to come. |
| 00:16:02 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:16:04 |
Isn't he agreeing? |
| 00:16:05 |
Aren't we? The fool... |
| 00:16:08 |
Udaas, this truck is their |
| 00:16:15 |
He's asking us what price we can pay... |
| 00:16:16 |
...for seven people going hungry |
| 00:16:21 |
If you can calculate the exact |
| 00:16:23 |
...without even counting it. |
| 00:16:27 |
If we can estimate the cost... |
| 00:16:29 |
...he'll accept it without counting. |
| 00:17:00 |
Any fool says anything |
| 00:17:09 |
If any problem, call me. |
| 00:17:19 |
You are like God to me. |
| 00:17:21 |
God to me! |
| 00:17:29 |
Gardener, what flower is this? |
| 00:17:33 |
Don't you know this much? |
| 00:17:35 |
Whoever made you a gardener! |
| 00:17:38 |
Now a servant will glare at me?! |
| 00:17:40 |
Listen to me, you... |
| 00:17:43 |
Forgive him. He's your father's age. |
| 00:17:46 |
No, he's my grandfather's age. |
| 00:17:49 |
The candles on his birthday cake... |
| 00:17:52 |
...must cost more than the cake. |
| 00:17:53 |
Lousy senior citizens! |
| 00:17:59 |
Hey Devdas! Who are you |
| 00:18:03 |
Watchman, I'm talking to you! |
| 00:18:07 |
I've been watching you day |
| 00:18:10 |
Why don't you do your duty? |
| 00:18:12 |
Go, do your job. |
| 00:18:14 |
Go! Please? |
| 00:18:17 |
Please! |
| 00:18:19 |
One has to pamper old servants. |
| 00:18:21 |
Why is your mood spoilt? |
| 00:18:24 |
Leave the poor servants alone. |
| 00:18:27 |
The gardener knows nothing |
| 00:18:28 |
...the watchman's day dreaming |
| 00:18:31 |
...the front page of the newspaper |
| 00:18:32 |
...including the news channel on T.V. |
| 00:18:34 |
What's going on this house? |
| 00:18:36 |
I can't take it! |
| 00:18:37 |
Listen idiots! Finish |
| 00:18:42 |
He's not improved a |
| 00:18:44 |
'Lf I move a finger, you all will |
| 00:18:48 |
King had an unfinished job. |
| 00:18:50 |
'May you rot in hell, Julie! ' |
| 00:18:53 |
An officer from Indian navy |
| 00:18:56 |
He's a nobody! |
| 00:19:00 |
He had threatened King... |
| 00:19:02 |
...so we had made plans to kidnap |
| 00:19:04 |
Kidnap her? Why aren't you |
| 00:19:06 |
Go! Go! |
| 00:19:07 |
'He'll surely change his mind now.' |
| 00:19:09 |
One minute. |
| 00:19:11 |
Did you just say that she's blind? |
| 00:19:15 |
In that case, kidnap her, |
| 00:19:17 |
...and get her treated. |
| 00:19:19 |
There he goes again! |
| 00:19:20 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:19:23 |
Who's our enemy? - Her father. |
| 00:19:24 |
Exactly. Not the girl. |
| 00:19:27 |
We'll get blessings. |
| 00:19:29 |
Look! His finger is moving! |
| 00:19:33 |
He moved his finger. |
| 00:19:34 |
Slowly, he will start |
| 00:19:37 |
What a mess I am in. |
| 00:19:39 |
It's a critical case of |
| 00:19:41 |
But I'm sure, |
| 00:19:45 |
Fantastic! |
| 00:19:48 |
He's a good doctor. |
| 00:19:50 |
Foreign education |
| 00:19:51 |
You deposit the fee and I'll |
| 00:19:55 |
Excuse me, doctor! |
| 00:19:56 |
Listen! |
| 00:20:04 |
I know you, |
| 00:20:09 |
Before my mother died, |
| 00:20:12 |
...when I'll be able to see again. |
| 00:20:17 |
She said that |
| 00:20:21 |
There she'll request Him to come |
| 00:20:28 |
I asked her if God will |
| 00:20:32 |
She said, why not? |
| 00:20:34 |
And if he's very busy, he'll |
| 00:20:40 |
Hence, I'm confused whether |
| 00:20:51 |
Uncle, tell me, are you |
| 00:20:59 |
This is the Indian market |
| 00:21:01 |
It's the best place |
| 00:21:06 |
Yes, mom! |
| 00:21:08 |
No, the wedding date |
| 00:21:09 |
...Saint Divine Finger |
| 00:21:11 |
What could I do? |
| 00:21:12 |
Yes, that's right. |
| 00:21:13 |
Even now I'm with your |
| 00:21:19 |
Hold on for a minute. |
| 00:21:21 |
You all carry on, I'll join you. |
| 00:21:22 |
Come soon. |
| 00:21:24 |
Yes, mom. |
| 00:21:25 |
Dear, your dad's refused |
| 00:21:29 |
Tell him that aunt Rose can |
| 00:21:34 |
Tell him to think about that. |
| 00:21:35 |
Really? |
| 00:21:50 |
Oh no! |
| 00:21:51 |
You're too funny! |
| 00:21:54 |
C'mon Anjali, hurry up! |
| 00:22:00 |
Tanya! |
| 00:22:04 |
I'm seeing you after 6 years! |
| 00:22:06 |
How've you been? |
| 00:22:10 |
I'm fine. |
| 00:22:11 |
Driver, where's ma'am Sonia? |
| 00:22:14 |
She must be around, sir. |
| 00:22:16 |
These servants are such brats! |
| 00:22:17 |
All seem to be hanging around girls. |
| 00:22:19 |
I'm glad to see you like this. |
| 00:22:22 |
So, you've finally changed your ways. |
| 00:22:26 |
You left without informing... |
| 00:22:31 |
Mom, let's go! |
| 00:22:35 |
Is she your daughter? |
| 00:22:36 |
How old is she? |
| 00:22:38 |
She's 5 years old. |
| 00:22:40 |
I'll get going. Let's go, Anjali. |
| 00:22:43 |
Why did you lie to uncle? |
| 00:22:47 |
I'm 6 years old. |
| 00:22:53 |
Oh Lord. |
| 00:22:58 |
Mom! |
| 00:23:09 |
Happy! |
| 00:23:11 |
How's this? - Your kids will be |
| 00:23:14 |
Why shop for them now? |
| 00:23:16 |
These are for me! |
| 00:23:19 |
Look, even the mannequins are |
| 00:23:23 |
Let's try another store. |
| 00:23:24 |
Come, I'll buy you good |
| 00:23:31 |
If you wear Indian clothes |
| 00:23:34 |
Hey! |
| 00:23:37 |
I'll kill you, you criminal! |
| 00:23:40 |
Let's get out of here, Sonia! Come. |
| 00:23:46 |
Sonia! |
| 00:23:48 |
Happy! What's going on? |
| 00:23:51 |
Happy. |
| 00:23:54 |
Happy, be careful! |
| 00:23:58 |
Hey! |
| 00:24:03 |
Leave me, criminals! Happy! |
| 00:24:13 |
Mom! |
| 00:24:23 |
Anjali! |
| 00:24:26 |
A person like you can never change! |
| 00:24:28 |
Let go off my daughter! |
| 00:24:31 |
What happened? |
| 00:24:32 |
That's my daughter... |
| 00:24:35 |
Who are you talking about? |
| 00:24:38 |
Ever thought of how many |
| 00:24:40 |
Oh Lord. |
| 00:24:51 |
Leave me, I'll kill you! |
| 00:25:03 |
You better watch yourselves. |
| 00:25:13 |
Happy! |
| 00:25:17 |
Happy! |
| 00:25:32 |
Singh is king. |
| 00:25:35 |
Singh is king. |
| 00:25:39 |
Singh is king. |
| 00:25:42 |
Happy! |
| 00:25:48 |
Sonia! |
| 00:25:51 |
They want to kill you! |
| 00:25:57 |
Stop you! |
| 00:26:05 |
Happy! |
| 00:26:24 |
Why do they want to kill you? Happy! |
| 00:26:27 |
I'd sent a criminal to jail last week. |
| 00:26:30 |
They're probably here to take revenge. |
| 00:26:34 |
What do we do now? |
| 00:26:36 |
Ever flown a helicopter? |
| 00:26:37 |
No Happy! |
| 00:26:38 |
Do you know how to fly? |
| 00:26:40 |
But I'm sure you know how to swim! |
| 00:26:41 |
C'mon Sonia! |
| 00:26:43 |
Jump! |
| 00:26:57 |
Are we still alive? |
| 00:27:00 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:27:02 |
Slow. Thank you. |
| 00:27:05 |
Thank you. We're almost there. |
| 00:27:08 |
Any improvement? |
| 00:27:10 |
Tremendous improvement! |
| 00:27:11 |
Great! Distribute money |
| 00:27:15 |
They'll bless us. |
| 00:27:16 |
But we have a problem. |
| 00:27:18 |
From where do we find poor people? |
| 00:27:20 |
India is full of them. |
| 00:27:22 |
Suitcases filled with money are |
| 00:27:25 |
Mom, they're robbing you! |
| 00:27:27 |
Why would anyone rob me? |
| 00:27:30 |
What would they find except flowers? |
| 00:27:33 |
Flowers?! |
| 00:27:37 |
I mean, flowers should be watered. |
| 00:27:41 |
C'mon, water them! |
| 00:27:45 |
You seem to know a lot about flowers! |
| 00:27:47 |
Of course! |
| 00:27:49 |
She's Phoolan Devi! ('Phool' |
| 00:27:52 |
C'mon, scoot! Go! |
| 00:27:55 |
It's almost evening. |
| 00:27:57 |
I've been asking you since morning... |
| 00:27:58 |
...but nobody seems to know anything! |
| 00:27:59 |
Sonia! |
| 00:28:05 |
Where were you? |
| 00:28:07 |
Why weren't you taking my calls? |
| 00:28:09 |
Oh! 13 missed calls. |
| 00:28:12 |
It was on silent, that's why... |
| 00:28:14 |
But where were you? |
| 00:28:16 |
You didn't even inform anyone! |
| 00:28:17 |
I'd gone to purchase |
| 00:28:23 |
Come here. |
| 00:28:26 |
Why did you have to take Julie along? |
| 00:28:28 |
Because she knew where exactly |
| 00:28:32 |
What's the problem? |
| 00:28:34 |
I think it's a shoe problem. |
| 00:28:36 |
Happy, you're different. |
| 00:28:39 |
She's different. |
| 00:28:40 |
She's not your type. |
| 00:28:43 |
Since I'm a manager, only a typist |
| 00:28:48 |
All right, my job was to |
| 00:28:50 |
Now, it's up to you and your typist. |
| 00:28:59 |
Why are you smiling? What happened? |
| 00:29:04 |
No, it's not a shoe problem! |
| 00:29:10 |
I'd once fallen in love. |
| 00:29:14 |
I was leaving my girlfriend's house... |
| 00:29:18 |
...when my wife caught me red-handed. |
| 00:29:21 |
I lost both the women on the same day! |
| 00:29:23 |
Udaas, drink up! |
| 00:29:27 |
Julie, how come we didn't realize... |
| 00:29:30 |
...that Sonia is in love with Happy? |
| 00:29:32 |
Black. - What? |
| 00:29:33 |
It's because you all are |
| 00:29:36 |
I've seen the love she feels |
| 00:29:39 |
Hello Ms. Roppad! |
| 00:29:41 |
Yes, that's what. |
| 00:29:43 |
You've seen the love in her eyes, |
| 00:29:48 |
Why's she marrying that idiot, |
| 00:29:52 |
She herself doesn't |
| 00:29:54 |
How's that possible? |
| 00:29:56 |
It happens at times, Guru. |
| 00:29:59 |
She gets restless if Happy leaves |
| 00:30:04 |
She feels jealous if he's |
| 00:30:08 |
If this is not love, then what is it? |
| 00:30:10 |
Foolishness! |
| 00:30:11 |
Mika, empty glass?! |
| 00:30:14 |
But my heart's filled with grief! |
| 00:30:15 |
I won't drink a single peg until |
| 00:30:20 |
But first let's find out whether |
| 00:30:24 |
He's crazy about her! |
| 00:30:29 |
He had planned his marital |
| 00:30:32 |
...the minute he saw her in Egypt! |
| 00:30:34 |
It's because of ma'am Rose, he's |
| 00:30:40 |
I think my best friend Happy will |
| 00:30:46 |
Idiots, do something about Happy! |
| 00:30:52 |
Hats off to you, sir! |
| 00:30:54 |
You sleep at 3 a.m. And wake up |
| 00:30:59 |
How do you manage it. |
| 00:31:00 |
3 a. M? You fool! I sleep |
| 00:31:02 |
What are you saying? Weren't you |
| 00:31:07 |
That wasn't you? |
| 00:31:09 |
Oh! It must be Sir Happy. |
| 00:31:12 |
He doesn't sleep all night and |
| 00:31:17 |
I guess they were discussing |
| 00:31:19 |
Udaas! |
| 00:31:22 |
Coming! |
| 00:31:26 |
Thank you. |
| 00:31:28 |
Sir, Sonia ma'am is not to be seen. |
| 00:31:30 |
Have you gone crazy? |
| 00:31:31 |
Why would she be here? |
| 00:31:33 |
Go to Sir Happy, if |
| 00:31:36 |
They are always together. |
| 00:31:38 |
Drink your juice, sir? |
| 00:31:42 |
The names of these flowers |
| 00:31:45 |
I can never remember them. |
| 00:31:46 |
Hence, I've named them myself. |
| 00:31:49 |
Good, let's hear their names. |
| 00:31:51 |
These two flowers with |
| 00:31:55 |
...are Sonia ma'am and Happy |
| 00:32:00 |
The withered flower over |
| 00:32:05 |
Remains withered, no matter |
| 00:32:12 |
Mr. Pooh, listen to me. |
| 00:32:16 |
Please Mika, I can't take it. |
| 00:32:18 |
I don't want to hear a word. |
| 00:32:21 |
Then listen, all the servants |
| 00:32:26 |
They are making dumb-bells of you! |
| 00:32:29 |
They are trying to break |
| 00:32:32 |
Don't be fooled by them. Bewares! |
| 00:32:39 |
Have you lost it? Why are |
| 00:32:44 |
Talking to myself?! |
| 00:32:48 |
Well, one prays to God when alone. |
| 00:32:50 |
God! Save my brother Lucky. |
| 00:32:54 |
That depends on his luck. You |
| 00:32:57 |
He'll be fine soon, you'll see! |
| 00:33:01 |
See? She just added |
| 00:33:16 |
I got it! |
| 00:33:21 |
Are you hurt? |
| 00:33:23 |
Show me. |
| 00:33:26 |
It's your fault! |
| 00:33:42 |
Wow! Just another of mom's |
| 00:33:46 |
This show is so amazing, |
| 00:33:49 |
You enjoy, if you're liking it. |
| 00:33:52 |
I've been noticing since two |
| 00:33:56 |
That's right, Sonia. I'm |
| 00:34:00 |
But now I think I too should |
| 00:34:04 |
Because Happy is really happy, |
| 00:34:11 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:34:12 |
You're marrying me but talk |
| 00:34:17 |
You are always with him. |
| 00:34:20 |
What is this, Sonia? |
| 00:34:23 |
You think there's something going |
| 00:34:26 |
Yes, I do. |
| 00:34:30 |
I'm not as rich as you but that |
| 00:34:34 |
I can't take it! |
| 00:34:35 |
You're so shallow and cheap! |
| 00:34:39 |
You're doubting me?! |
| 00:34:41 |
Listen, if you're having second |
| 00:34:44 |
...let me know beforehand. |
| 00:34:45 |
Enough Puneet! |
| 00:34:46 |
Another word and I'll forget |
| 00:34:49 |
...and commit a crime right here! |
| 00:35:16 |
Puneet, did you manage |
| 00:35:21 |
Why are you upset? |
| 00:35:30 |
You are a manager, stay |
| 00:35:33 |
Don't try to get friendly with me. |
| 00:35:36 |
It's wrong. |
| 00:35:39 |
Not what you did right now, |
| 00:35:43 |
You love her, don't you? Then |
| 00:35:48 |
You can't stand her laughter! |
| 00:35:54 |
I said, shut up! |
| 00:35:56 |
Why are you asking me to shut up? |
| 00:36:00 |
Is it because she laughs with me? |
| 00:36:04 |
Don't people laugh looking |
| 00:36:07 |
I'm a joker in ma'am Sonia's life. |
| 00:36:12 |
Do I seem so intelligent to you, |
| 00:36:20 |
Sonia is one in a million, |
| 00:36:25 |
And that makes you one in a billion! |
| 00:36:28 |
I'm just an illiterate fool! A |
| 00:36:35 |
I am everything. |
| 00:36:39 |
I can only make people laugh, |
| 00:36:47 |
Come with me for a minute. |
| 00:36:51 |
What's wrong with the two of you? |
| 00:36:54 |
You are getting married in two days... |
| 00:36:56 |
...and are doubting your |
| 00:36:59 |
Come on, shake hands. Come on. |
| 00:37:04 |
Very good. Now hug each other. |
| 00:37:10 |
Very good. Now that's how |
| 00:37:46 |
I've lost my heart to someone. |
| 00:37:52 |
I've found my happiness. |
| 00:37:57 |
I'm dreaming about someone. |
| 00:38:03 |
I've found my happiness. |
| 00:38:09 |
A bond that has touched my heart. |
| 00:38:15 |
It's drawing me towards you. |
| 00:38:19 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:38:22 |
Closer towards you, God. |
| 00:38:25 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:38:28 |
Closer towards you, God. |
| 00:38:31 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:38:34 |
Closer towards you, God. |
| 00:38:37 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:38:39 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:38:55 |
The intoxicating ambience... |
| 00:38:58 |
The dark clouds giving way... |
| 00:39:01 |
...to a whole new world above me. |
| 00:39:06 |
Nature is rejoicing. |
| 00:39:09 |
It's calling out my name. |
| 00:39:12 |
Why is the universe being so kind? |
| 00:39:17 |
God, all I know is that... |
| 00:39:19 |
...there's no denying... |
| 00:39:21 |
...my feelings for you. |
| 00:39:23 |
I'm being drawn towards you. |
| 00:39:28 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:39:31 |
Closer towards you, God. |
| 00:39:34 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:39:40 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:39:42 |
Closer towards you, God. |
| 00:39:45 |
Closer towards you... |
| 00:40:25 |
I'm a black belt champion! |
| 00:40:27 |
I'll break your bones |
| 00:40:48 |
Let's dump him in the car |
| 00:40:50 |
No gang has harassed |
| 00:40:52 |
I'm neither connected to |
| 00:40:54 |
...nor do I mess with the underworld. |
| 00:40:57 |
You're definitely misunderstood. |
| 00:40:58 |
No, we've got the right person. |
| 00:41:01 |
You're definitely mistaken. |
| 00:41:05 |
You aren't a tourist, but a terrorist! |
| 00:41:07 |
You've terrorized the servants! |
| 00:41:09 |
You bit me so hard, you dog! |
| 00:41:11 |
Your voices sound very familiar. |
| 00:41:14 |
Our faces too are very familiar! |
| 00:41:16 |
Look! |
| 00:41:18 |
You called me Devdas. |
| 00:41:20 |
You idiot! |
| 00:41:23 |
The wedding should take |
| 00:41:25 |
I'll call the priest. Okay. |
| 00:41:26 |
King! |
| 00:41:28 |
King. |
| 00:41:29 |
Yes, go ahead. - King, the heroes |
| 00:41:34 |
I think Puneet's life is in danger. |
| 00:41:35 |
What?! - Yes, come along. |
| 00:41:43 |
Bring him out! |
| 00:41:44 |
C'mon step out! Come on, move! |
| 00:41:47 |
How dare you, you fools! |
| 00:41:50 |
Get home, I'll fire each one of you! |
| 00:41:51 |
Fire us later, let me chop |
| 00:41:59 |
You idiots! Is this the |
| 00:42:01 |
This is the first time we've used |
| 00:42:04 |
Show him what all we've cut before. |
| 00:42:09 |
Look here. |
| 00:42:14 |
This is the front page |
| 00:42:17 |
This gardener used to |
| 00:42:20 |
Devdas! |
| 00:42:22 |
My face looks stuffed |
| 00:42:26 |
And I'm the driver who blocked |
| 00:42:29 |
I'm in trouble. I can't take it! |
| 00:42:32 |
Where are you off to? |
| 00:42:37 |
Today, I'll stuff your insides! |
| 00:42:39 |
Please listen to me, what's |
| 00:42:41 |
Is it Potato Singh or Stuffed Knife? |
| 00:42:47 |
Hey! |
| 00:42:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:43:00 |
No matter how hard one tries, |
| 00:43:04 |
He's getting married to |
| 00:43:06 |
If you kill him, who will marry her? |
| 00:43:09 |
You will. You too are in love |
| 00:43:15 |
Wonder from where this |
| 00:43:19 |
He didn't come in between, I did. |
| 00:43:24 |
If you want to kill someone, kill me! |
| 00:43:26 |
Rangeela got drunk and spoke nonsense. |
| 00:43:29 |
And you all believed him?! |
| 00:43:30 |
How could you? |
| 00:43:33 |
Guru, you are sensible. You |
| 00:43:40 |
Hey! |
| 00:43:46 |
He'll tell everything to Sonia. |
| 00:43:59 |
You've helped my mother |
| 00:44:04 |
I mean, thank you King. |
| 00:44:07 |
Sonia! |
| 00:44:09 |
I'm just telling the truth. |
| 00:44:11 |
But it sounds bitter this |
| 00:44:16 |
You addressed him correctly this time. |
| 00:44:19 |
He indeed is our King. |
| 00:44:23 |
But do you know why he became King? |
| 00:44:26 |
So that he can keep us criminals |
| 00:44:34 |
Yes, so that we come to our senses... |
| 00:44:37 |
...and think why we're |
| 00:44:43 |
Sonia, you believe that |
| 00:44:46 |
...would mark the end of crime. |
| 00:44:49 |
But our King believes that only |
| 00:44:53 |
Without firing a single bullet, he's |
| 00:44:59 |
He didn't become King to |
| 00:45:03 |
He did it in order to take our |
| 00:45:07 |
To make him realize his mistakes... |
| 00:45:09 |
...to show him the correct path... |
| 00:45:11 |
...and to reunite him with his parents. |
| 00:45:19 |
Sonia, I've spent my entire |
| 00:45:23 |
But I've never seen such a King |
| 00:45:29 |
Ma'am, my friend is no King. He's |
| 00:45:34 |
...who wants to see everyone happy. |
| 00:45:36 |
And especially me, who he |
| 00:45:42 |
I once happened to give him |
| 00:45:45 |
Ever since, he considers |
| 00:45:50 |
You fool, no one returns such a |
| 00:45:55 |
He did all this so you |
| 00:46:01 |
But will I get married now? |
| 00:46:06 |
Will Puneet marry me after |
| 00:46:11 |
Of course, I will! |
| 00:46:21 |
I would've accepted you even |
| 00:46:25 |
...instead of kidnapping me. |
| 00:46:28 |
You being rich or poor makes |
| 00:46:32 |
I love you not for your money. |
| 00:46:40 |
We'll get married tomorrow. |
| 00:46:41 |
Towards you. |
| 00:46:44 |
Towards you. |
| 00:46:47 |
Towards you. |
| 00:46:51 |
Puneet, one minute. |
| 00:46:54 |
All of you please come |
| 00:47:01 |
Happy, you too. |
| 00:47:14 |
Sonia, let's go. |
| 00:47:19 |
This boy needs a psychiatrist! |
| 00:47:22 |
He's marrying the girl |
| 00:47:25 |
He'll put our lives in danger too! |
| 00:47:27 |
Mom, dad, you're worried |
| 00:47:29 |
...here my wedding is in danger! |
| 00:47:31 |
This man standing behind me |
| 00:47:34 |
...who'll get rid of |
| 00:47:38 |
For the past 30 years, this boy |
| 00:47:40 |
30? But he's only 29. |
| 00:47:43 |
You were carrying him |
| 00:48:23 |
I can see everything. |
| 00:48:25 |
Everything in this |
| 00:48:32 |
Nobody stays here forever. |
| 00:48:34 |
I'm the winning horse. Don't |
| 00:48:36 |
I'll be the King, my name is Mika. |
| 00:48:38 |
Mika. |
| 00:48:42 |
Mika. |
| 00:48:44 |
Mika. |
| 00:48:46 |
Mika. |
| 00:48:48 |
Alright, stop! |
| 00:48:49 |
Now, give me your attention. |
| 00:48:51 |
I'm the best, so do as I say. |
| 00:48:54 |
Money is the name of the game. |
| 00:48:55 |
North, south, east or west... |
| 00:48:56 |
The language of money is the same. |
| 00:48:57 |
It's an old story, you better know. |
| 00:48:59 |
If you give one hand, |
| 00:49:01 |
Listen up, this is the greatest |
| 00:49:03 |
All the great people have |
| 00:49:08 |
That's me, Mika. |
| 00:49:13 |
Mika! |
| 00:49:15 |
I'd never imagined I'd see you here. |
| 00:49:18 |
I like to surprise people, |
| 00:49:21 |
That's Mika for you. |
| 00:49:22 |
I thought that you couldn't |
| 00:49:26 |
It's not just you. I've convinced |
| 00:49:31 |
...my brother and Guru, into |
| 00:49:37 |
What will you gain out of this? |
| 00:49:40 |
Mind game! |
| 00:49:42 |
My only concern is whether you'll |
| 00:49:46 |
Happy is my enemy first |
| 00:49:53 |
I've tried to kill him |
| 00:49:57 |
You love Sonia while I love |
| 00:50:04 |
Then see you at the wedding! |
| 00:50:10 |
Mika. |
| 00:50:13 |
What a performance! I bet |
| 00:50:15 |
...that you can't see! |
| 00:50:18 |
You fool! This is my den. |
| 00:50:22 |
I've personally measured |
| 00:50:25 |
I won't be fit to be called King |
| 00:50:27 |
I can't understand one thing. |
| 00:50:29 |
How were you able to listen |
| 00:50:31 |
Idiot, I didn't wear this |
| 00:50:35 |
If I don't wear it in my den, |
| 00:50:40 |
Now, I'm just waiting for the |
| 00:50:45 |
...that I've ordered from Japan. |
| 00:50:49 |
Once I get them, I'll be able to |
| 00:51:08 |
Rangeela, don't make my grief |
| 00:51:13 |
You should've been here with me today. |
| 00:51:16 |
Instead, you're at home getting drunk. |
| 00:51:18 |
It's you and not that idiot |
| 00:51:22 |
I'm really depressed! |
| 00:51:24 |
If Sonia gets married to that idiot, |
| 00:51:29 |
Sardar! |
| 00:51:30 |
You've bought everything, but |
| 00:51:32 |
He's been given so much |
| 00:51:35 |
...that he's completely caught up. |
| 00:51:37 |
We should help him get the |
| 00:51:40 |
...that nobody suspects a thing. |
| 00:51:42 |
Enjoy! - Dilbaug! The groom |
| 00:51:48 |
Why do you say that? |
| 00:51:49 |
Only a brave father's son... |
| 00:51:51 |
...would marry the girl |
| 00:51:56 |
His bravery will soon fizzle out. |
| 00:51:58 |
Look at King! |
| 00:52:00 |
Idiot! Why are you looking around? |
| 00:52:02 |
I see him now! King's calling |
| 00:52:07 |
Why is it taking so long? |
| 00:52:09 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:52:10 |
Did you see that? I think that the |
| 00:52:17 |
The night is still far away. |
| 00:52:20 |
I don't think he'll make |
| 00:52:22 |
King is angry! He'll cut him |
| 00:52:29 |
I don't have to spend |
| 00:52:31 |
So, don't take an eternity |
| 00:52:32 |
Yes. |
| 00:52:36 |
Once you start with them, |
| 00:52:40 |
I should've been the one to stop. |
| 00:52:41 |
Had I stopped on time... |
| 00:52:43 |
...we wouldn't have had a dumb son |
| 00:52:44 |
Sharpshooters have arrived |
| 00:52:46 |
...on your wedding day! |
| 00:52:48 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:52:53 |
What is the 'Chicken Manchurian' |
| 00:52:58 |
And these 'Men in Black'? |
| 00:53:02 |
Something's fishy. We |
| 00:53:05 |
Listen, think before doing anything. |
| 00:53:08 |
Worry not, Guru! What am I here for? |
| 00:53:16 |
Nice suit! Armani? No, Gucci. |
| 00:53:22 |
So, are you having fun? |
| 00:53:26 |
You know, I like men in black. |
| 00:53:27 |
And I like women in white! Bye! |
| 00:53:29 |
Happy has made me really unhappy! |
| 00:53:32 |
He must die. |
| 00:53:34 |
Even if you can't kill him, |
| 00:53:38 |
I'll marry her someplace else. |
| 00:53:50 |
Good job! |
| 00:53:52 |
Yes. |
| 00:53:53 |
I'll get some more. |
| 00:53:55 |
Kill everyone if there's |
| 00:53:58 |
Turn the wedding into a funeral. |
| 00:54:00 |
And kidnap the bride! |
| 00:54:04 |
But how? Somebody stole all our guns! |
| 00:54:07 |
What?! |
| 00:54:09 |
Oh no! My sharp-shooters are so sharp! |
| 00:54:27 |
You're getting married today. |
| 00:54:31 |
Of course, I'm happy. |
| 00:54:34 |
Despite knowing everything... |
| 00:54:35 |
...Puneet is still marrying me. |
| 00:54:37 |
All the guests and his |
| 00:54:42 |
He'll be heart-broken if the |
| 00:54:46 |
Why won't the wedding |
| 00:54:48 |
Why are you talking like this? |
| 00:54:52 |
Yes, Mr. Rangeela. |
| 00:54:55 |
You're drunk, aren't you? |
| 00:54:57 |
You've been telling me for |
| 00:54:59 |
...you want to say something. |
| 00:55:04 |
Towards you. |
| 00:55:08 |
Happy! Talk to him. |
| 00:55:09 |
God knows what's on his mind. |
| 00:55:11 |
Towards you. |
| 00:55:17 |
Ma'am, he loves your daughter! |
| 00:55:25 |
She hung up?! |
| 00:55:27 |
Ma'am is just not interested! |
| 00:55:30 |
Lord, help me! |
| 00:55:37 |
What are you waiting for? |
| 00:55:38 |
Throw him down! |
| 00:55:47 |
Sorry, Lucky! |
| 00:55:48 |
Your time's up! |
| 00:56:09 |
Hands up! |
| 00:56:15 |
Now, shoot! |
| 00:56:17 |
I didn't do anything. |
| 00:56:34 |
It's me. |
| 00:56:54 |
Oh no! - Who fired! |
| 00:56:59 |
What happened? - Puneet! - Run! |
| 00:57:06 |
Puneet! |
| 00:57:09 |
What is going on here? |
| 00:57:13 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:57:14 |
Fools! Idiots! |
| 00:57:35 |
Sonia, careful. |
| 00:57:36 |
Happy! Who are these people? |
| 00:57:47 |
Come! |
| 00:57:54 |
It's my daughter's wedding today! |
| 00:57:57 |
I'll set you right, sharp-shooter! |
| 00:58:03 |
Happy! Where's Puneet? |
| 00:58:09 |
Have you seen him around? |
| 00:58:21 |
Idiots! |
| 00:58:35 |
Wait. |
| 00:58:51 |
Okay? |
| 00:58:52 |
Wait over here. |
| 00:58:54 |
Don't go anywhere. Is that clear? |
| 00:59:04 |
You! |
| 00:59:09 |
What?! |
| 00:59:12 |
What?! |
| 00:59:13 |
Have the hearing aid and glasses |
| 00:59:17 |
Mika. - That's my boy! |
| 00:59:22 |
This marks the end of |
| 00:59:23 |
From today, you're husband and wife. |
| 00:59:27 |
But you weren't the groom... |
| 00:59:29 |
The wedding's over. Take |
| 00:59:33 |
Hari Om. |
| 00:59:42 |
Puneet, I didn't do... |
| 00:59:46 |
Sonia... |
| 00:59:48 |
I was so scared of losing you... |
| 00:59:50 |
...that I did everything |
| 00:59:53 |
But who can fight destiny? |
| 00:59:58 |
Happy will keep you happy. |
| 01:00:04 |
Wish you a happy married life! |
| 01:00:05 |
He's already got a turban! |
| 01:00:10 |
King, the bride is yours. |
| 01:00:11 |
Congratulations! |
| 01:00:15 |
Sonia, I didn't do it purposely... |
| 01:00:17 |
How is it that you mess up each time? |
| 01:00:20 |
Now it is done. |
| 01:00:22 |
You have ruined so much |
| 01:00:24 |
Please don't be upset. |
| 01:00:26 |
You may have not realized... |
| 01:00:28 |
...but for the first time you've |
| 01:00:31 |
No, Sonia. I haven't done anything... |
| 01:00:34 |
Happy! She's agreed. |
| 01:00:41 |
I love you! |
| 01:00:53 |
Mika! What's got into you? |
| 01:00:55 |
I won't be able to become |
| 01:00:59 |
Mika! Have you gone mad? |
| 01:01:02 |
Nobody dare stop me |
| 01:01:11 |
You?! - Lucky! Lucky? |
| 01:01:14 |
C'mon shoot! |
| 01:01:15 |
Why send others |
| 01:01:18 |
Do it yourself. |
| 01:01:20 |
Mika tried to kill you?! |
| 01:01:23 |
Forget it. |
| 01:01:25 |
It was my fault. I created a monster. |
| 01:01:28 |
I was the one who gave |
| 01:01:31 |
God's punishing me for it. |
| 01:01:33 |
He's changed everyone's |
| 01:01:36 |
But he couldn't change you. |
| 01:01:38 |
That's because neither could |
| 01:01:40 |
...nor hear any good. |
| 01:01:42 |
But you could very well see and hear! |
| 01:01:45 |
Did you ever see your |
| 01:01:48 |
Did you ever hear his cries for help? |
| 01:01:51 |
All you did, was make Guru my crutch. |
| 01:01:53 |
I kept falling, groping... |
| 01:01:58 |
Today, even you can't stop |
| 01:02:01 |
What will you gain from becoming King? |
| 01:02:03 |
What will you do? |
| 01:02:05 |
Look at your brother. |
| 01:02:06 |
What did he ever get except hatred? |
| 01:02:09 |
So much hatred, that his own |
| 01:02:15 |
He who fights for the |
| 01:02:19 |
Brave is he who strives for the poor. |
| 01:02:22 |
Who suffers greatly but |
| 01:02:25 |
Go ahead and become King. |
| 01:02:28 |
But how will you answer the real King? |
| 01:02:30 |
How will you answer God? |
| 01:02:32 |
You fool, try and become a true Sikh. |
| 01:02:36 |
Remember God's words. |
| 01:02:40 |
Think about it, if your parents |
| 01:02:43 |
...their one son killed the other... |
| 01:02:45 |
...what will they go through? |
| 01:02:49 |
Forgive me. Come here. |
| 01:02:52 |
Come and hug me. |
| 01:02:56 |
These glasses are like |
| 01:02:57 |
I don't need them! |
| 01:03:00 |
I'm happy the way I am. |
| 01:03:04 |
Let's go to Punjab and |
| 01:03:11 |
Let's go. |
| 01:03:14 |
He was blind and I used to |
| 01:03:19 |
I'm such a fool. |
| 01:03:21 |
What happened to this ear? |
| 01:03:23 |
He can't even hear anything. |
| 01:03:26 |
And I kept blabbering away! |
| 01:03:29 |
Why don't you come to Punjab as well? |
| 01:03:34 |
Yo, what up? |
| 01:03:36 |
This is big Snoop Dogg. |
| 01:03:37 |
Represent that Punjabi. |
| 01:03:39 |
Aye, hit them with this! |
| 01:03:45 |
RDB, DPGC. |
| 01:03:50 |
Akshay and Snoop D O double G. |
| 01:03:55 |
Oh yeah, Singh is King... |
| 01:03:56 |
...this is the thing. |
| 01:03:58 |
Do you know what I mean? Follow me! |
| 01:03:59 |
Listen to me for a second, check it! |
| 01:04:02 |
Singh in the King. |
| 01:04:03 |
Check the record. |
| 01:04:04 |
Friendship means the life to us. |
| 01:04:06 |
Our pride is extraordinary. |
| 01:04:09 |
Laughter is our identity. |
| 01:04:11 |
That's why, everybody says... |
| 01:04:14 |
Friendship means the life to us. |
| 01:04:16 |
Our pride is extraordinary. |
| 01:04:19 |
Laughter is our identity. |
| 01:04:21 |
C'mon everybody, say! |
| 01:04:23 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:04:27 |
Everybody knows that... |
| 01:04:29 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:04:32 |
Rock this world! |
| 01:04:33 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:04:36 |
Everybody knows that... |
| 01:04:38 |
...Singh is King. |
| 01:04:41 |
Rock this world! |
| 01:04:43 |
Ferraris, Bugattis and Maseratis. |
| 01:04:45 |
Snoop D O double G, the |
| 01:04:47 |
Lay back, stay back, |
| 01:04:49 |
This isn't James Brown, but |
| 01:04:52 |
Watch me zoom by, make it boom by. |
| 01:04:54 |
What's up? To all the ladies |
| 01:04:57 |
Cheese make dollars, East-west |
| 01:04:59 |
Singh is the King, so you |
| 01:05:02 |
What's up, what's up, what's up. |
| 01:05:05 |
I'm trying to stack my butter. |
| 01:05:07 |
What's up, what's up, what's up. |
| 01:05:09 |
I'm trying to stack my butter. |
| 01:05:11 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:05:15 |
Everybody knows that... |
| 01:05:17 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:05:19 |
Rock this world! |
| 01:05:21 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:05:24 |
Everybody knows that, Singh is King. |
| 01:05:29 |
Rock this world! Singh is King. |
| 01:05:31 |
Friendship means the life to us. |
| 01:05:33 |
Our pride is extraordinary. |
| 01:05:35 |
Laughter is our identity. |
| 01:05:38 |
That's why, everybody |
| 01:05:40 |
Friendship means the life to us. |
| 01:05:43 |
Our pride is extraordinary. |
| 01:05:45 |
Laughter is our identity. |
| 01:05:47 |
C'mon everybody say! |
| 01:05:50 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:05:53 |
Everybody knows that... |
| 01:05:55 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:05:58 |
Rock this world! |
| 01:06:00 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:06:03 |
Everybody knows that, Singh is King. |
| 01:06:08 |
Rock this world! Singh is King. |
| 01:06:10 |
The Singhs hold their bravery |
| 01:06:11 |
They're willing to lay down |
| 01:06:14 |
The Kings and the emperors |
| 01:06:16 |
The Singhs' pride lies |
| 01:06:18 |
The Singhs who've laid |
| 01:06:21 |
...have left their marks behind. |
| 01:06:23 |
Singh became the King of the world. |
| 01:06:26 |
But above all, King is God. |
| 01:06:38 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:06:41 |
Everybody knows that. |
| 01:06:43 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:06:46 |
Rock this world! |
| 01:06:48 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:06:51 |
Everybody knows that, Singh is King. |
| 01:06:55 |
Rock this world! Singh is King. |
| 01:06:58 |
Yeah, I'm just a king sitting |
| 01:07:01 |
Can you dig what I'm saying? |
| 01:07:03 |
Bring me some grapes baby. |
| 01:07:05 |
Singh is King. |
| 01:07:06 |
And Snoop D O double |
| 01:07:09 |
You dig what I mean? |
| 01:07:12 |
Diamonds on my fingers, |
| 01:07:15 |
Yeah! |
| 01:07:17 |
Real cool like. |
| 01:07:19 |
Cut! |
| 01:07:27 |
This way he became the real Singh... |
| 01:07:28 |
...and the real King! |
