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Slammin Salmon The
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- (crowd cheering) |
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Announcer: |
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That's it. |
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is still the Heavyweight |
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What a deadly punch. |
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(dinging) |
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Hi. Two? |
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Hey, buddy. |
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Do me a favor. |
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- Oh, I'm sorry. |
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What do you mean? |
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- Tell the guy. |
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Stacy, he's a monkey wrench. |
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Oh, let me get that for you. |
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See? Just tell him what you want |
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- I'm not even that hungry. |
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Look, this is a little raw. |
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Uh, sir, tuna is a very delicate fish. |
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Whoa. |
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No, I don't think |
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Well, you talk to me like I never |
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I'm sure you've had |
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You know what? |
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And here, we need more butter. |
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Okay. |
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-Yeah, you will. |
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Now we got no butter. |
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(sighs) |
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Dave, can I get a re-fire? |
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What did you just say to me? |
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The guy on table 5 wants |
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No, they asked for it medium rare. |
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If he wants it cooked more |
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You want me to tell that guy |
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Yeah, within the inside of his anus. |
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- Come on, Dave. |
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Dave, come on. |
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Fuck him if he doesn't know |
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Anthony: |
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When I said cook it nice, I didn't mean |
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Sir, I actually do not cook the food. |
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Oh, a smart guy. |
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You want to get smart with me, |
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Oh, great. |
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Yeah, maybe I am. |
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Sure, go ahead. |
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You always got to beat |
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Like the waiter at the Macaroni Grill, |
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the waiter at Buca di Beppo. |
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Sir, here at the Slammin' Salmon |
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You know what? |
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You like that? |
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Tell me what that tastes like. |
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(muffled) |
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Good, now get the fuck out of here |
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(muffled) |
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And you better not spit that out. |
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(muffled) |
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Thank you. |
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Up yours, you shit bird. |
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You've got to be |
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Were you just eating that piece |
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You have no idea. |
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Oh, really? |
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A customer shoved the food in your |
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Yeah. He actually told me |
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Oh, man, that's crazy. |
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And I'm the Prime Minister of Narnia. |
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You're paying for that piece of fish. |
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It was a send back. |
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Then you should have put it |
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-You're paying for it. |
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Fuck this, Carl. |
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Fine, but I'm not the one |
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-You've got to tell the Champ. |
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(gasps) |
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And I know you don't have |
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All right then, I'll just leave. |
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You really think you can walk out of here |
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You remember Marty Millman? |
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Marty Millman is breathing through |
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Rich, he will find you |
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in the face or in the mouth. |
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Fine. |
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- Okay, fine. |
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- Okay, go for it. |
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- Okay, good luck. |
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- Okay, bye-bye. |
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- We'll be here. |
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In his face, right? |
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(exhales) |
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(sighs) |
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- (bell rings) |
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(crowd cheering) |
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(man grunting) |
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(breathing heavily) |
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Shit. Fuck it. |
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Hey, Carl. |
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- Whoa! |
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(crowd oohs) |
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(bones crunch) |
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Guess we ain't getting |
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(chuckles) |
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(groans) |
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(buzzing) |
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Dude, last night was sick. |
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I was rolling with my boys |
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and they called last call. |
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So I reminded them |
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and we got an extra hour. |
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And in that hour |
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and I walked out of there |
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I banged her deshi |
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(laughs) |
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Where'd you go pimping |
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I too had a wild night last night. |
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I made sweet hot love |
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Really? |
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- Oh, yeah. |
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- Bananas mostly. |
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Guy, I'm pulling your leg. |
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I did not fuck |
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I have student teacher |
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Keep going, playboy. |
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- There's one kid who-- |
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(sighs) |
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So, did you hear |
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Yeah, Connor. |
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Can you imagine |
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and then having to come back |
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I know. |
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Hey, do you think you guys |
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(laughs)Yeah right. |
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You don't get 2 bites of the apple, |
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especially when it's Golden Delicious. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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- Dave: Chow down. |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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What you pigs are eating |
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It comes with rosemary mashed potatoes |
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It's blackened because-- hey! |
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It's blackened because I bought 60 pieces |
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I'll give a free dessert to whoever |
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-You bitch. |
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I hate to be a ball buster, |
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in the coat checkroom last night |
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Rich, you put me on |
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You said you needed |
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I do, but I also told you |
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that I'd get shin splints |
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- Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. |
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Shin splints, okay, you're right. |
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Who the hell is that? |
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Oh, that's our new busboy. |
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Donnie, could you |
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- Donnie is Dave's twin brother. |
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Straighten your fucking bow tie. |
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No, you went too far. |
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I'll warn you guys now, |
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- I told you not to call me that. |
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- I said you're the retard. |
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-You're the retard. |
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-You're the re-- |
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- Weird. |
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-You a douchebag like your brother? |
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- Donnie Kanogi. |
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Don't worry about it. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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our old friend Connor Rhodes! |
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- (cheering) |
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I missed each and every one of you. |
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Rich: Look at him. |
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- Hey. |
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We watched you every single |
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Hot stuff. |
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- Dude! Ha ha! |
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Oh, you did get a nose job. |
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No, no, my hair is longer |
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We noticed it looked smaller |
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but we thought it was makeup. |
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It's strange, I know, but the camera |
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I think you took 2 lbs |
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Nice one, Dick P. |
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Hey, true to form, |
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- Nuh-uh. Daylight savings. |
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- Oh. |
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All right, everybody, hit the floor. |
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- Whoo! |
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- Let's do it. |
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- Welcome back. |
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- Good to see you. |
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-You do too. |
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Mmm. |
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Wow, frosty. |
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So are you gonna be |
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Yeah yeah. Well, you know, |
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So... got to eat. |
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Go to work. |
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- Okay. Working, huh? |
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(crowd cheering) |
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(laughing) |
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So what, you like quit |
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Yeah yeah, I got a lead role |
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- No way. |
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Connor walked out of here |
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Uh-huh. |
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Uh-huh. |
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Uh-huh. |
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Uh-huh. |
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Yeah! Yeah! |
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I'm famous! |
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I'm famous! |
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Whoo-hoo! |
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Mm-mmm. |
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Cole slaw never tasted so good. |
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Whoo-hoo! |
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Fucking big nose. |
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Suck it. Eat a dick. |
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Suck it. Lick it. |
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Double dick it. |
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And fuck you! |
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(laughing) |
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- Cole slaw! |
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They killed me off |
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- Aw, how come? |
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America threw up in their mouths |
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Oh, yes. |
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Actually, it's because the actress |
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and I took a little trip |
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Whoa, wait. |
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It is Morgan Fairchild. |
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- What? |
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- Dude! |
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But the creator of the show, |
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got jealous and suddenly |
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would up dead in a petting zoo |
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Wait, his sperm was in your shoe? |
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Whatever, dude. |
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Was she wet? Was she dry? |
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All right, day one of shooting, |
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Morgan Fairchild is giving me |
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At the end of the day she says, |
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So I knock on the door, |
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and Morgan Fairchild is wearing |
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I mean, it's not even lingerie. |
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- What color? |
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- See-through? |
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That's so hot. |
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She says, "I've got a little |
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Takes out a gift wrapped box, |
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reaches in and pulls out, |
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the biggest, blackest-- |
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- Woman: Welcome to Slammin' Salmon. |
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- Just one? |
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- No, no, no. |
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- He's definitely coming back. |
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- No, no, no, no. |
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- Ah! |
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You do not seat 1 person |
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Sorry, Guy. |
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Can you please wait until I get back |
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- I can't wait. |
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- Come on. |
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God! |
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Shit. |
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All right, she reaches in |
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Hey, sport. |
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Welcome to the Slammin' Salmon. |
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Well, hello, Guy. |
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- Oh, no! |
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Sounds like someone |
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Yes it does. |
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(laughing) |
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Connor, I just sat you. |
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It's good we didn't get a booth. |
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Don't forget |
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Donnie: |
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- Do I need to know that? |
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Honey, I'm not hungry. |
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Hi, welcome to the Slammin' Salmon. |
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- Okay. |
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- Really? |
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- Where do I know you from? |
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- He looks like a spinner. |
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Oh, God, it's driving me crazy. |
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I know I've seen |
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Is it from TV do you think? |
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Oh! |
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Yes, I've got it. |
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Yeah, you waited on me |
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- (chuckles) |
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Well, I left for a while to be one |
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(laughs) |
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No way. I'm the black woman |
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-You're so funny. |
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- I'll have a Merlot. |
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(bell rings) |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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from Hell's Kitchen, New York, |
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the Doctor of Destruction, |
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the Captain of Crunch, |
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the Heavyweight Champion |
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Slammin' Cleon Salmon. |
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Thank you. I hope you find the seafood |
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And if you need anything, |
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remember-- ding-- |
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And come back soon, |
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- (laughs) |
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Oh, look at that. |
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Let's see. Come here. |
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Nuts, I need a drink. |
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$200 for a babysitter? |
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No, you're totally worth it. |
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I know how much |
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I love her too. I bought the tickets. |
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"Don't Know Why"? |
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- (rings) |
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
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Well, if it isn't the King of Siam. |
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- Make yourself at home. |
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Didn't mean to sit in your chair. |
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I'm just being humorous. |
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But I do want to talk |
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Are you familiar with |
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Can't say that I am, no. |
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Oh, my God, it is all the rage |
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What they do is they set a bunch |
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loose in the forest |
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And you shoot them? |
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No, no, it's just for sport. |
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- (knocking) |
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- (bell rings) |
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Your drink, Champ. |
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Oh, crazy straw. |
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Mmm. |
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So my first time |
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an albino ran right past me. |
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I got so nervous |
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and almost depacitated him. |
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Whatever, motherfucker! |
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Hmm. |
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- (bell rings) |
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Now where was I? |
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You were talking about Japanese |
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Oh, yeah. So I bet the head |
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20 grand that I could catch |
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I mean, look at me, come on. |
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Well, you know what? |
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And now I've got to pay him |
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Sounds like someone |
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Yeah, you would think that. |
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But I'm a little cash-poor right now. |
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I bought some land on the moon |
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Smart. Real estate |
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So here's what |
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I need you to make 20 grand tonight |
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or else these guys are gonna come |
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(laughs) |
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has ever made in one night |
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Oh, boo hoo hoo. |
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I wish you would have told me. |
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I wish Nino Gutierrez |
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he was gonna sock me with a hard right |
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And now look at him. |
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He's dead. |
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I can see that. |
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So figure it out. |
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If you don't get me 20 grand by tonight |
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If I lose the restaurant |
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And if I'm mad I'm gonna beat |
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and break all your arms. |
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(chuckles) |
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I got 3 kids. |
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All the more reason to keep it open. |
| 00:18:13 |
Okey-dokey. |
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I'm gonna skedaddle. |
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I'll be back to check on you later. |
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Bam! |
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- (bell rings) |
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Oh, boy. |
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Everybody listen up, please. |
| 00:18:28 |
Hello, everyone listen to me, please. |
| 00:18:30 |
Champ wants a big night tonight. |
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So he is offering a prize |
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- Ooh, is it cash? |
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- What, a blowjob from your mother? |
| 00:18:41 |
No, no, it's not a blowjob |
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The prize for the top selling waiter, |
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2 front row seats to the Norah Jones |
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Oh, my God, oh my God! |
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Oh, my God. |
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- Right? Right? |
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Are you serious? |
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No, she's a slag. |
| 00:19:00 |
But think of all the tang |
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I'll be up to my elbows in tang. |
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With a space helmet on. |
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You're a weird fucking dude. |
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I am so gonna win this. |
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Tips count. |
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Okay, give me your tips as you get them |
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- All right. |
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get out there and move some fish. |
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I've never lost at anything in my life. |
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(giggles) |
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Look at this good-looking |
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So are you boys hungry? |
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Starving. |
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Mmm, well you know what they say |
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It's all true. |
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Good. 'Cause you know what? |
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You're gonna have |
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- Okay. |
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I just have to tell you, |
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"Dogs of the Sahara" |
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And your acting in it is sick. |
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Wow. Thanks, man. |
| 00:20:03 |
Seriously, I think you discovered, |
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Really? I didn't know. |
| 00:20:10 |
Well, what kind of emotion? |
| 00:20:12 |
Well, you know, it's like |
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but naive. |
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You know? |
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- (laughs) |
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- Congratulations. |
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- Sorry, I never do this. |
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- I'm Connor. |
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And this is my girlfriend Samara Dubois. |
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Oh, I read "US Weekly." |
| 00:20:31 |
The interior designer |
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That's right. |
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I hired her to decorate my chill chalet. |
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She said, "First things first. |
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- (laughs) |
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I just put the 2 words together. |
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Chilet. I love that. |
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(glass shatters) |
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New guy. |
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- So what's this? |
| 00:20:55 |
Anytime a busboy breaks something |
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Is it cool to drink on the job? |
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Do you need to ask your big brother |
| 00:21:04 |
Do you want to try shaving with this? |
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I'm older by 8 hours. |
| 00:21:09 |
Hi-yaa! |
| 00:21:11 |
And don't worry. |
| 00:21:13 |
Cool. |
| 00:21:15 |
- Hey, Conman. |
| 00:21:17 |
I was wondering |
| 00:21:20 |
(gasps) |
| 00:21:23 |
(laughs) |
| 00:21:25 |
I'm proposing to Samara tonight. |
| 00:21:27 |
Wow, somebody finally put |
| 00:21:31 |
Um, yeah. |
| 00:21:33 |
could you put the ring in it |
| 00:21:35 |
Yeah yeah yeah. |
| 00:21:39 |
(laughs) |
| 00:21:41 |
That's a custom-made ring, yeah? |
| 00:21:44 |
It's safe with me. |
| 00:21:46 |
Cool. |
| 00:21:50 |
- Wow. |
| 00:21:51 |
- Send back |
| 00:21:53 |
- Somebody sent back a dessert. |
| 00:21:55 |
Mmm. |
| 00:21:57 |
When somebody sends back a dessert |
| 00:21:59 |
They're like wild jackals |
| 00:22:01 |
I've got to get lemons. |
| 00:22:04 |
- Mmm, yup. |
| 00:22:13 |
- What's up, Mamma Mia? |
| 00:22:16 |
The old follow me down |
| 00:22:19 |
- Uh-huh. |
| 00:22:21 |
Frankly, I didn't expect to see |
| 00:22:25 |
Yeah, well, I figure I'm here |
| 00:22:28 |
And then I'm moving to California |
| 00:22:30 |
Well, don't you |
| 00:22:33 |
muscular and really hot to model? |
| 00:22:36 |
No, no, not anymore. You'd be amazed |
| 00:22:40 |
Right. |
| 00:22:42 |
I like the new nose, by the way. |
| 00:22:44 |
It's so funny that you all think that. |
| 00:22:47 |
'Cause it's the same nose it always was. |
| 00:22:49 |
- Really? |
| 00:22:50 |
- Want to take a closer look? |
| 00:22:59 |
(moans) |
| 00:23:06 |
-You fucking love it. |
| 00:23:13 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:23:14 |
- So fucking hot. |
| 00:23:16 |
(panting) |
| 00:23:19 |
Wow. You know what? |
| 00:23:23 |
Well, you are saying no |
| 00:23:25 |
but a couple of your friends |
| 00:23:28 |
It's cold in here, asshole. |
| 00:23:39 |
Why do they call you Nuts? |
| 00:23:41 |
Because I'm crazy. |
| 00:23:43 |
You don't look crazy. |
| 00:23:44 |
Oh, I'm insane. |
| 00:23:47 |
You should see me |
| 00:23:49 |
At my last job, |
| 00:23:52 |
hour later I was walking around naked |
| 00:23:55 |
telling people my name was Zongo. |
| 00:23:57 |
I delivered an old lady a cup |
| 00:24:01 |
(laughs) |
| 00:24:03 |
Yeah, but I don't |
| 00:24:06 |
My balls were red though. |
| 00:24:09 |
(laughs nervously) |
| 00:24:11 |
- Are you serious? |
| 00:24:13 |
No, I'm joking. |
| 00:24:16 |
But it is true. |
| 00:24:19 |
(grunts) |
| 00:24:24 |
- Sir. |
| 00:24:26 |
Are you ready to order your entree? |
| 00:24:29 |
Oh, I haven't even looked |
| 00:24:31 |
- (people cheering) |
| 00:24:33 |
Yeah! |
| 00:24:36 |
Hey, all right. |
| 00:24:39 |
You've been here for an hour, sir. |
| 00:24:42 |
Oh, I am. |
| 00:24:45 |
In the meantime, I'll have a drink. |
| 00:24:48 |
Tell me, Guy, |
| 00:24:51 |
Dom Perignon, Cristal, |
| 00:24:54 |
or even a 1945 Rothschild. |
| 00:24:57 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:24:59 |
- Really? |
| 00:25:01 |
I'll just have a cup of hot water |
| 00:25:03 |
with a wedge of lemon. |
| 00:25:07 |
Living on the edge. |
| 00:25:11 |
- Tara: Oh, no, here. |
| 00:25:14 |
Oh! |
| 00:25:17 |
Rich: |
| 00:25:19 |
- (bell rings) |
| 00:25:22 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 00:25:23 |
- Connor: Nuts, you fucker. |
| 00:25:25 |
Uh-oh! Dick P, a little help? |
| 00:25:27 |
- What are you guys doing? |
| 00:25:29 |
-Yahtzee! |
| 00:25:32 |
Donnie, leave us. |
| 00:25:35 |
(humming) |
| 00:25:39 |
Dave Kanogi's brother. |
| 00:25:42 |
Maybe you should be selling |
| 00:25:44 |
- Tara. |
| 00:25:46 |
You love Norah Jones. |
| 00:25:47 |
You love that song. |
| 00:25:49 |
Yes, I also hum the Macarena. |
| 00:25:51 |
It doesn't mean I want to go |
| 00:25:53 |
- Oh, snap. |
| 00:25:56 |
I mean, she's cool and folksy and jazzy. |
| 00:25:58 |
Rich, look, I'm in medical school, okay? |
| 00:26:02 |
- What about you? |
| 00:26:06 |
- Is she the puppeteer? |
| 00:26:07 |
Here's the thing. Norah Jones is for |
| 00:26:11 |
If I'm gonna make the Champ richer, |
| 00:26:14 |
Till then, you tell him |
| 00:26:16 |
- What's up? |
| 00:26:18 |
(laughing) |
| 00:26:21 |
(phone ringing) |
| 00:26:26 |
Hey, retards, |
| 00:26:28 |
Oh, I'll do it. |
| 00:26:32 |
Good evening. |
| 00:26:35 |
I'm Stanley Bellin. |
| 00:26:38 |
Hey, Stanley. It's Rich Parente |
| 00:26:41 |
Yeah, the Champ would like to book |
| 00:26:45 |
Oh, I'm afraid the suite |
| 00:26:48 |
is not available for Mr. Salmon. |
| 00:26:50 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:26:53 |
'Cause last time |
| 00:26:56 |
defecated in our kitchen. |
| 00:26:58 |
Oh, well, that kangaroo |
| 00:27:00 |
The Champ actually killed him |
| 00:27:03 |
I'm so sorry to hear that. |
| 00:27:05 |
Unfortunately I will have to |
| 00:27:09 |
(deep voice) |
| 00:27:10 |
- Let me talk to him. |
| 00:27:13 |
Yes, Champ. |
| 00:27:15 |
Fuck. |
| 00:27:16 |
Tell him I said I want |
| 00:27:18 |
or I'm gonna shove his ass |
| 00:27:21 |
Uh, of course Mr. Salmon |
| 00:27:25 |
I was merely joking. |
| 00:27:27 |
Tell him to make the reservation |
| 00:27:30 |
All right, Kamehameha. |
| 00:27:32 |
How many Ms? |
| 00:27:34 |
And it better be free or I'm gonna |
| 00:27:38 |
Yeah, he said that he was |
| 00:27:41 |
or he was gonna knock you |
| 00:27:43 |
But I think he means oblivion. |
| 00:27:44 |
(deep voice) |
| 00:27:46 |
It'll be free. |
| 00:27:49 |
Guys, listen up. |
| 00:27:51 |
Champ is very serious |
| 00:27:53 |
So there's a new prize. |
| 00:27:55 |
A 4-day, 3-night stay |
| 00:27:57 |
at the Persuasions Spa |
| 00:28:01 |
- That sounds awesome. |
| 00:28:03 |
Wait a minute, is that the gay key? |
| 00:28:04 |
It's the straight key, Guy. |
| 00:28:06 |
What if he wanted the gay key? |
| 00:28:08 |
Why would I want the gay key? |
| 00:28:09 |
- I thought you said you... |
| 00:28:13 |
It's a great prize. |
| 00:28:14 |
Persuasions Spa |
| 00:28:17 |
- That's awesome. |
| 00:28:18 |
Here are the current standings, okay? |
| 00:28:20 |
Nuts, Tara, let's pick it up |
| 00:28:22 |
Enthusiasm! |
| 00:28:24 |
My suggestion to you guys, |
| 00:28:26 |
One of the most expensive |
| 00:28:28 |
$38.95, okay? |
| 00:28:30 |
Let's get out there |
| 00:28:33 |
- All right? |
| 00:28:36 |
Rich: |
| 00:28:38 |
Well, you have got to try the cod. |
| 00:28:40 |
Is it fishy? |
| 00:28:43 |
Oh, no, no, no. |
| 00:28:45 |
It's so unfishy it's not even |
| 00:28:49 |
- I'll take one. |
| 00:28:52 |
Do yourself a favor, |
| 00:28:55 |
Is it a fishy fish? |
| 00:28:59 |
Cod is definitely |
| 00:29:00 |
And a fishy fish |
| 00:29:03 |
- Ha! |
| 00:29:05 |
Did you know that cod |
| 00:29:06 |
It's flying off the shelf tonight. |
| 00:29:08 |
Is it flakey? |
| 00:29:11 |
Very flakey. |
| 00:29:13 |
is actually ponacana |
| 00:29:16 |
- Huh. |
| 00:29:18 |
It's a rare Moroccan midget cod. |
| 00:29:21 |
It's almost impossible to catch |
| 00:29:24 |
You might want to get 2 per person. |
| 00:29:26 |
Moroccan midget cod? |
| 00:29:28 |
It's really good. |
| 00:29:30 |
I usually don't swear at my tables, |
| 00:29:32 |
So it's fucking delicious. |
| 00:29:35 |
We'll get fucking 2 each. |
| 00:29:36 |
- Good order. |
| 00:29:39 |
Hey! |
| 00:29:43 |
- I've got to ask you something. |
| 00:29:47 |
Were you on "CFI Hotlanta"? |
| 00:29:48 |
Uh, yeah, I was. |
| 00:29:51 |
I knew it. |
| 00:29:53 |
I said you were on |
| 00:29:55 |
Well, they're both good shows, |
| 00:29:57 |
I love both of those shows. |
| 00:29:58 |
Hey, Conman, |
| 00:30:01 |
I think we're ready for desert. |
| 00:30:03 |
We'll have a brownie, |
| 00:30:06 |
and 2 spoons. |
| 00:30:07 |
Mmm, carbs. |
| 00:30:10 |
Yeah, I will get that right out to you. |
| 00:30:13 |
(laughing) |
| 00:30:15 |
You know, |
| 00:30:17 |
More oysters, |
| 00:30:21 |
(laughs) |
| 00:30:23 |
That is if you guys think |
| 00:30:26 |
I probably will. |
| 00:30:28 |
What's up, boys? |
| 00:30:30 |
wish this perfect angel |
| 00:30:34 |
Oh, it's your birthday? |
| 00:30:36 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:38 |
Where's your birthday suit? |
| 00:30:40 |
(laughing) |
| 00:30:42 |
Stop. |
| 00:30:43 |
-You're so bad. |
| 00:30:52 |
Donnie, have you ever noticed |
| 00:30:53 |
breathe through their mouths? |
| 00:30:55 |
Like orangutans? |
| 00:30:57 |
Yeah, exactly like orangutans. |
| 00:30:59 |
Coincidence? |
| 00:31:01 |
Happy birthday? |
| 00:31:02 |
Donnie, leave us. |
| 00:31:04 |
Bring me a cocktail onion |
| 00:31:07 |
What can I say? |
| 00:31:10 |
Just like the old days. |
| 00:31:12 |
And while we're at it... |
| 00:31:16 |
Ooh, I accept. |
| 00:31:19 |
You know, |
| 00:31:22 |
we will definitely win |
| 00:31:24 |
Mmm, no. |
| 00:31:26 |
Come on, Mia. |
| 00:31:28 |
I want my tickle friend back. |
| 00:31:29 |
-You do? |
| 00:31:34 |
- (chokes) |
| 00:31:36 |
Something's stuck. |
| 00:31:40 |
Jesus Christ, there was |
| 00:31:42 |
It was in the send back area. |
| 00:31:44 |
-You said it was a send back. |
| 00:31:47 |
What the fuck is a tickle friend? |
| 00:31:49 |
(gagging) |
| 00:31:51 |
Cough it up. |
| 00:31:54 |
- Whoo! |
| 00:31:55 |
I'm not choking. |
| 00:31:57 |
- Get it out. |
| 00:32:15 |
(laughs nervously) |
| 00:32:17 |
Nuts: |
| 00:32:19 |
1, 2, 3. |
| 00:32:23 |
The salmon and haricots verts |
| 00:32:26 |
1, 2, 3. |
| 00:32:30 |
Soup spoon. |
| 00:32:32 |
1, 2, 3. |
| 00:32:35 |
Is there anything else |
| 00:32:38 |
I think we're fine for now. |
| 00:32:41 |
Thank you. |
| 00:32:42 |
(quietly) |
| 00:32:47 |
Uh, enjoy your wine. |
| 00:32:50 |
(beeping) |
| 00:32:52 |
Oh! |
| 00:32:55 |
Dude, it's heading down to Funkytown. |
| 00:32:58 |
I can't feel it anymore. |
| 00:32:59 |
- What is that thing? |
| 00:33:01 |
Stud finder? |
| 00:33:04 |
Heyoo! |
| 00:33:05 |
Can we just get the ring, please? |
| 00:33:07 |
- Tara. |
| 00:33:09 |
We need medical help. Rich just swallowed |
| 00:33:12 |
Um, is it still in the esophagus? |
| 00:33:14 |
(beeping) |
| 00:33:16 |
Okay, well, it's too deep |
| 00:33:18 |
It could tear the esophageal |
| 00:33:20 |
After all, it is a diamond. |
| 00:33:22 |
Hardest substance |
| 00:33:23 |
Look, my advice-- |
| 00:33:27 |
- Oh, shit. |
| 00:33:30 |
Dude, you better pray it doesn't |
| 00:33:32 |
Ouch. |
| 00:33:34 |
Nuts, what was with that counting |
| 00:33:35 |
Counting? |
| 00:33:37 |
Did you take your meds today? |
| 00:33:39 |
Meds? Yeah, 3:30. |
| 00:33:42 |
Next one is at 8:30. |
| 00:33:44 |
Right now. |
| 00:33:46 |
Wait, did you account |
| 00:33:48 |
Daylight savings. |
| 00:33:51 |
Well, that means that your body |
| 00:33:53 |
You were supposed to take |
| 00:33:55 |
Uh-oh. Not good. |
| 00:33:58 |
Okay, look, why don't you take them |
| 00:34:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:02 |
Probably all those cock rings |
| 00:34:04 |
Nuts, Nuts, Nuts, |
| 00:34:05 |
I've got to get something out |
| 00:34:08 |
Can you watch these guy's tables? |
| 00:34:12 |
That's all right. |
| 00:34:28 |
- Was he just skipping? |
| 00:34:31 |
- Was he just skipping? |
| 00:34:33 |
Let's get back to work. |
| 00:34:35 |
I think I got a pretty good bead |
| 00:34:48 |
What's up, buddy? |
| 00:34:49 |
Okay, there's been a bit of a snag. |
| 00:34:53 |
Okay, what? |
| 00:34:54 |
Someone ate your engagement ring. |
| 00:34:57 |
You're fucking with me. |
| 00:35:00 |
No. I put the ring in the brownie |
| 00:35:03 |
and I turned my back |
| 00:35:05 |
and a member of the staff |
| 00:35:07 |
You stupid cock. |
| 00:35:10 |
South African Bing diamond. |
| 00:35:12 |
I want to speak to the manager |
| 00:35:15 |
Did you know some dumb fuck |
| 00:35:18 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:35:21 |
So what are you gonna do about it? |
| 00:35:22 |
I'm trying to pass it. |
| 00:35:24 |
- Come again? |
| 00:35:26 |
Anally. |
| 00:35:30 |
- It was you? |
| 00:35:33 |
That was a $450,000 South African |
| 00:35:38 |
Uh, your meal |
| 00:35:40 |
Screw the meal. |
| 00:35:41 |
If you don't fuck out that shitting diamond |
| 00:35:45 |
And Conster, there will be |
| 00:35:51 |
Como se dice |
| 00:35:53 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:35:54 |
Yo, Dave. |
| 00:35:56 |
No, don't even say it. |
| 00:35:59 |
The woman said it's cold. |
| 00:36:00 |
- It's steaming. |
| 00:36:03 |
Fucking customers, huh? |
| 00:36:04 |
I mean, I told her to cook with her ass |
| 00:36:07 |
I like you, Guy. |
| 00:36:09 |
Jamie, nuke the dick out of it. |
| 00:36:11 |
Si, señor. |
| 00:36:21 |
(mumbling) |
| 00:36:24 |
Hey, what's that blue shit |
| 00:36:27 |
Nothing. |
| 00:36:28 |
- Blue Curacao. |
| 00:36:30 |
(growling) |
| 00:36:33 |
Asshole, I got you this fucking job. |
| 00:36:35 |
You screw this up, |
| 00:36:37 |
No! |
| 00:36:39 |
Jamie: |
| 00:36:44 |
Get him, Dave. |
| 00:36:47 |
(screams) |
| 00:36:48 |
I'm gonna stick |
| 00:36:50 |
I fucking hate you! |
| 00:36:57 |
Come on, señor! |
| 00:36:59 |
Twins are disgusting, man. |
| 00:37:01 |
Want me to put your head in the oven? |
| 00:37:05 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:37:07 |
The kitchen just told me |
| 00:37:09 |
So would you like |
| 00:37:11 |
It takes an hour to prepare. |
| 00:37:13 |
I don't think |
| 00:37:15 |
- Oh, we'll take it. |
| 00:37:17 |
Now tell me all about your plans |
| 00:37:19 |
Okay, |
| 00:37:21 |
where is my boyfriend |
| 00:37:24 |
(laughs) |
| 00:37:26 |
Okay, think pillows. |
| 00:37:29 |
- I'll leave you two alone. |
| 00:37:31 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:37:34 |
I'm a ballerina, you know? |
| 00:37:36 |
And I'm putting myself through |
| 00:37:41 |
Well, you certainly |
| 00:37:44 |
And it stretches in every direction. |
| 00:37:47 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:37:50 |
Uh, here's a little something extra |
| 00:37:53 |
for the Sugar Plum Fairy. |
| 00:37:55 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:38:00 |
What are you looking at, Liz? |
| 00:38:02 |
-You are so winning this contest. |
| 00:38:05 |
(ballet music playing) |
| 00:39:04 |
(slowly) |
| 00:39:07 |
shit! |
| 00:39:09 |
(Mia screaming) |
| 00:39:14 |
Don't cry. |
| 00:39:16 |
Oh, gently, gently, gently. |
| 00:39:18 |
This looks all right. |
| 00:39:21 |
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. |
| 00:39:22 |
- Does that make a difference? |
| 00:39:25 |
Okay, well, it looks like |
| 00:39:28 |
It could lead to some |
| 00:39:30 |
I want you to go home and get some rest |
| 00:39:34 |
I am not going home. |
| 00:39:37 |
Hey, that's the spirit, Mia. |
| 00:39:40 |
What? Rich, no. |
| 00:39:42 |
and put some ichthammol |
| 00:39:45 |
Yeah, Rich, she needs |
| 00:39:48 |
Thank you, Donnie. |
| 00:39:51 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:39:53 |
You guys are right. |
| 00:39:55 |
Mia, you should go home. |
| 00:39:58 |
Did Baryshnikov go home |
| 00:40:00 |
when he twisted his ankle |
| 00:40:03 |
I, uh... |
| 00:40:05 |
Did Vladimir Putinski walk away |
| 00:40:09 |
doing "The Marzipan King" |
| 00:40:11 |
I'm guessing by your tone, no. |
| 00:40:14 |
Okay, did Joe Theesman quit baseball |
| 00:40:18 |
Um, it's actually Joe Theismann, |
| 00:40:21 |
and he never played football again. |
| 00:40:22 |
Either way, I am tougher |
| 00:40:26 |
- (bell ringing) |
| 00:40:29 |
Oh, no. Oh, shit. |
| 00:40:32 |
- Look, Mia, just sit down, okay? |
| 00:40:35 |
The Captain of Crunch, |
| 00:40:36 |
the Heavyweight Champion |
| 00:40:40 |
Slammin' Cleon Salmon. |
| 00:40:42 |
(cheering) |
| 00:40:44 |
You've got to be kidding me. |
| 00:40:46 |
I am here. |
| 00:40:49 |
- The king is here. |
| 00:40:52 |
How you doing? |
| 00:40:53 |
Mmm, you look good. |
| 00:40:55 |
Hey, get a carrot for |
| 00:40:58 |
I assume that's the horse? |
| 00:41:00 |
Never assume. When you assume |
| 00:41:04 |
(laughs) |
| 00:41:05 |
All right, thank you. |
| 00:41:08 |
Enjoy yourselves. |
| 00:41:09 |
Hey, Rich, tell Dave |
| 00:41:13 |
I won it from Emeril Lagasse |
| 00:41:16 |
- I broke this thumb. Bam! |
| 00:41:18 |
He cried like a baby. |
| 00:41:20 |
Hey, look, |
| 00:41:23 |
we want the best seat |
| 00:41:25 |
We want the royal treatment, Rich. |
| 00:41:26 |
Uh, Champ, you can't. |
| 00:41:28 |
I mean, we need those tables |
| 00:41:30 |
That's nice, Rich. |
| 00:41:33 |
If you don't find me a table, |
| 00:41:35 |
I'm gonna shove him |
| 00:41:39 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:41:42 |
Come on, man. Don't be racist. |
| 00:41:45 |
Mr. Yamamuri is gonna make the first |
| 00:41:49 |
Check it out-- a layer of chocolate, |
| 00:41:51 |
nougat, peanut, more nougat |
| 00:41:55 |
Yeah, I know it sounds nasty, |
| 00:41:57 |
They love that fish candy |
| 00:42:00 |
Now I'm saying that to say this: |
| 00:42:02 |
shut the fuck up, |
| 00:42:05 |
or I'm gonna use your nuts |
| 00:42:08 |
- Coming right up. Great. |
| 00:42:10 |
- Candy bar sounds delicious. |
| 00:42:12 |
- Okay, be right back. |
| 00:42:14 |
You're gonna love this waitress. |
| 00:42:17 |
Graceful like a swan. |
| 00:42:20 |
(speaking Japanese) |
| 00:42:22 |
- Hey, Champ. |
| 00:42:26 |
What the fuck happened to you? |
| 00:42:29 |
I got burned with soup. |
| 00:42:31 |
Don't you know you're supposed |
| 00:42:34 |
Yes, Champ. |
| 00:42:36 |
Well, don't just stand there. |
| 00:42:38 |
You're offending |
| 00:42:39 |
- Get me the smart girl. |
| 00:42:42 |
-Yeah. |
| 00:42:45 |
And tell her to bring me |
| 00:42:48 |
I am so sorry, but her soupface |
| 00:42:51 |
My voice is not that high. |
| 00:42:52 |
(grunting) |
| 00:42:55 |
This says 8 hours. |
| 00:42:58 |
I hear eye-drops |
| 00:42:59 |
One glass of apple juice |
| 00:43:02 |
-Yogurt. |
| 00:43:05 |
Tara, the Champ wants you |
| 00:43:09 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:43:13 |
- Cause of the... |
| 00:43:16 |
(speaking Japanese) |
| 00:43:21 |
Mr. Yamamuri say he think |
| 00:43:24 |
was still young man |
| 00:43:27 |
(laughs) |
| 00:43:28 |
Yeah, well, if ifs and buts |
| 00:43:31 |
we'd all have a merry Christmas. |
| 00:43:33 |
(speaking Japanese) |
| 00:43:37 |
No, I didn't say that. |
| 00:43:39 |
If ifs and buts |
| 00:43:43 |
we'd all have a merry Christmas. |
| 00:43:45 |
Yes, Champ-san. |
| 00:43:46 |
- I translate-- |
| 00:43:51 |
If if and but |
| 00:43:55 |
we all have a merry Christmas. |
| 00:43:57 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:00 |
- Hey, Champ. |
| 00:44:03 |
Oh. |
| 00:44:04 |
Dave, what did you do? |
| 00:44:07 |
(laughs) |
| 00:44:10 |
Blow Papa Smurf. |
| 00:44:14 |
We got a couple of stiffs over here. |
| 00:44:17 |
Champ, would you like |
| 00:44:19 |
Yes, I would like to order |
| 00:44:22 |
I will have the frutti del mare, |
| 00:44:24 |
the oysters del cabana |
| 00:44:27 |
and the clams casino. |
| 00:44:29 |
And for the entree I want |
| 00:44:31 |
Oh, and Dave, make sure |
| 00:44:34 |
I want to see |
| 00:44:37 |
You got that, Dave? |
| 00:44:38 |
Oh, and I want maraschino cherries |
| 00:44:41 |
Did you know |
| 00:44:44 |
came from the boxer |
| 00:44:47 |
Uh, it's actually Rocky Marciano. |
| 00:44:50 |
Whatever, motherfucker! |
| 00:44:53 |
Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| 00:44:57 |
How do you say motherfucker |
| 00:45:00 |
Most guys go surf 'n' turf. |
| 00:45:02 |
But I like a guy who goes |
| 00:45:05 |
You know, actually, |
| 00:45:07 |
And we will call you |
| 00:45:11 |
(laughs) |
| 00:45:14 |
Okay, actually I'm just trying |
| 00:45:16 |
But thank you... |
| 00:45:18 |
for groping me |
| 00:45:20 |
and bringing your face |
| 00:45:24 |
These are the days I thank God |
| 00:45:34 |
Sorry. |
| 00:45:40 |
Hmm. |
| 00:45:43 |
- Hey, you. |
| 00:45:47 |
So I'm gonna take you up on |
| 00:45:51 |
Oh, I don't know. |
| 00:45:54 |
I think I would drag you down. |
| 00:45:56 |
No. |
| 00:45:58 |
Best of luck to you. |
| 00:46:01 |
Dave: Get it out of the soup! |
| 00:46:04 |
Will somebody please kill this thing?! |
| 00:46:06 |
He's strong! |
| 00:46:10 |
What the fuck is taking so long? |
| 00:46:16 |
- Oh! |
| 00:46:20 |
You have to dominate |
| 00:46:22 |
Only then can you sauté it. |
| 00:46:25 |
Thanks, Champ. |
| 00:46:27 |
Rich, numbers! |
| 00:46:29 |
Here you go. |
| 00:46:31 |
Are we at 20 grand yet? |
| 00:46:33 |
We're at 12,000. |
| 00:46:34 |
That's not even halfway. |
| 00:46:36 |
- Um, actually... |
| 00:46:41 |
Everybody in my office! |
| 00:46:44 |
No, no, no, not the customers. |
| 00:46:46 |
You guys sit down. |
| 00:46:48 |
Wait staff in my office. |
| 00:47:05 |
So I guess nobody wants |
| 00:47:09 |
Um, it's actually Key Largo, Champ. |
| 00:47:12 |
You know what? |
| 00:47:15 |
'Cause you've proven yourself useless, |
| 00:47:18 |
Say it. |
| 00:47:20 |
I am useless with a capital Y. |
| 00:47:25 |
I am useless |
| 00:47:27 |
with a capital Y. |
| 00:47:29 |
That's right. |
| 00:47:32 |
I would have rabbit-punched |
| 00:47:35 |
for a trip to the Bahamas. |
| 00:47:38 |
Are you telling me you wouldn't want |
| 00:47:41 |
sipping on a strawberry daiquiri? |
| 00:47:42 |
- I would like that very much. |
| 00:47:45 |
'Cause strawberry daiquiris |
| 00:47:48 |
Not for pussies! |
| 00:47:53 |
Hey, numbnuts. |
| 00:47:54 |
Yeah, Champ? |
| 00:47:56 |
You're gonna be polishing |
| 00:48:00 |
(whispers) |
| 00:48:02 |
Who is Guy "Meatdrapes"? |
| 00:48:05 |
It's Metdrapedes, sir. |
| 00:48:08 |
It's Greek. |
| 00:48:10 |
Well, I think you're |
| 00:48:12 |
This says "Meatdrapes." |
| 00:48:14 |
It's actually pronounced |
| 00:48:17 |
Well, why doesn't it sound |
| 00:48:19 |
"Meatdrapes." |
| 00:48:21 |
I don't know. |
| 00:48:23 |
You don't know much, |
| 00:48:25 |
No, sir. |
| 00:48:27 |
Well, if a trip to the Bahamas |
| 00:48:29 |
ain't gonna get the molasses |
| 00:48:32 |
maybe $10,000 will do the trick. |
| 00:48:34 |
- What? |
| 00:48:37 |
- 10,000 bucks? |
| 00:48:40 |
Top waiter leaves here tonight |
| 00:48:43 |
Do you know what 10 grand |
| 00:48:47 |
It feels like a third cock. |
| 00:48:49 |
(laughs) |
| 00:48:54 |
Are you lampooning me, |
| 00:48:56 |
No, of course not, sir. |
| 00:48:57 |
-You want a punch in the eye, Guy? |
| 00:49:00 |
I can make your face |
| 00:49:02 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 00:49:04 |
Oh! |
| 00:49:13 |
- (groans) |
| 00:49:16 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:49:18 |
But now you know the deal. |
| 00:49:21 |
The waiter that comes in first place |
| 00:49:23 |
gets $10,000. |
| 00:49:25 |
Whoever comes in last |
| 00:49:29 |
And I wasn't even trying to hurt him. |
| 00:49:32 |
- Are you about to cry, Guy? |
| 00:49:35 |
Loosen up your tie, Guy. |
| 00:49:37 |
Did you hear what I just said? |
| 00:49:39 |
It was a rhyme. |
| 00:49:41 |
If you're not gonna cry, |
| 00:49:44 |
Punch to the gut |
| 00:49:49 |
If he runs out of meat then he's... |
| 00:49:52 |
(imitating scratching) |
| 00:50:01 |
So what are you all staring at? |
| 00:50:03 |
Don't nobody want $10,000? |
| 00:50:05 |
Get the hell out of here now! |
| 00:50:10 |
Bullshit, big nose, |
| 00:50:11 |
Um, Champ, |
| 00:50:13 |
I don't mean to tell you |
| 00:50:15 |
but if you have to make 20 grand |
| 00:50:18 |
it works counter |
| 00:50:21 |
Richardo, believe it or not, |
| 00:50:24 |
I punch people for a living. |
| 00:50:26 |
And I'm gonna punch you |
| 00:50:29 |
Okay, that's good math. |
| 00:50:32 |
(clamoring) |
| 00:50:42 |
(laughing) |
| 00:50:43 |
-You really mean that? |
| 00:50:47 |
Wow, that is so cool. |
| 00:50:49 |
It's that couple's |
| 00:50:52 |
Woman: |
| 00:50:55 |
Well, they've been married |
| 00:50:57 |
Can you believe? |
| 00:51:01 |
Gordon, send those kids |
| 00:51:05 |
Apparently they've been |
| 00:51:07 |
But she didn't want to get pregnant |
| 00:51:09 |
Well, it went into remission last week. |
| 00:51:12 |
Oh, will you send them a bottle of your |
| 00:51:15 |
- It'd be my pleasure. |
| 00:51:17 |
Mia: |
| 00:51:19 |
He's the one who pulled me |
| 00:51:22 |
He's my hero. |
| 00:51:23 |
Tara: |
| 00:51:25 |
he walked into her arms. |
| 00:51:27 |
It was "Oprah"'s highest |
| 00:51:30 |
And they're sitting right over there. |
| 00:51:33 |
I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight. |
| 00:51:37 |
Well, that's gonna be |
| 00:51:39 |
That's okay. |
| 00:51:43 |
- Good, 'cause I got crabs. |
| 00:51:45 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:51:49 |
(customers cheering) |
| 00:51:55 |
What is this, |
| 00:51:58 |
- Are you miked? |
| 00:52:01 |
I was just kidding about the anal. |
| 00:52:04 |
- Woman: Eww. |
| 00:52:05 |
I was just bored at the hotel. |
| 00:52:07 |
I was looking for something |
| 00:52:09 |
Perfectly natch. |
| 00:52:11 |
Come on, take a look at her. |
| 00:52:14 |
- I'm not ashamed. |
| 00:52:30 |
Yeah, Guy. |
| 00:52:33 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:52:36 |
Burn. |
| 00:52:37 |
I would like to see you try |
| 00:52:42 |
Oh, sucks to be you, Hiroshima. |
| 00:52:46 |
10 grand! |
| 00:52:47 |
I got my eye on a leather couch |
| 00:52:52 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:52:54 |
You got to get by me first, |
| 00:52:56 |
- Aha-ha! See ya. |
| 00:53:10 |
Hi there. |
| 00:53:13 |
Is that Norma Jones? |
| 00:53:15 |
That's Nutella the pop star. |
| 00:53:16 |
Connor: Yeah, you take Norah Jones, |
| 00:53:19 |
and mix 'em together, |
| 00:53:20 |
Ah. Who's Beyonce? |
| 00:53:24 |
- Nutella, Nutella. |
| 00:53:27 |
Good to see you. |
| 00:53:29 |
Mwah mwah. |
| 00:53:31 |
Nutella thinks it's always good |
| 00:53:34 |
Give 'em the best seat in the house. |
| 00:53:35 |
Thank you, baby. |
| 00:53:39 |
- I know, I love chocolate. |
| 00:53:41 |
- Right this way. |
| 00:53:42 |
- Perfect, that table. |
| 00:53:45 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:53:48 |
Come on. |
| 00:53:50 |
- Hey, sexy Patty. |
| 00:53:53 |
Hey, if you give me the best tables |
| 00:53:55 |
I'll take you to Persuasions |
| 00:53:56 |
Oh, I thought you were taking Mia. |
| 00:53:58 |
No, I would rather take you-a. |
| 00:54:01 |
Oh, my God, |
| 00:54:03 |
You've got a great sense of humor. |
| 00:54:05 |
Oh, you have great posture. |
| 00:54:06 |
I used to have scoliosis. |
| 00:54:08 |
You can't tell. |
| 00:54:14 |
Good evening, Miss Nutella. |
| 00:54:15 |
We are so honored |
| 00:54:19 |
Can I just say that I love your song |
| 00:54:22 |
"Too Sincere For You"? |
| 00:54:24 |
* For you... |
| 00:54:28 |
Got it. |
| 00:54:29 |
Now can we order fast? |
| 00:54:32 |
Of course. |
| 00:54:34 |
So what should we have? |
| 00:54:36 |
Well, the Champ ordered |
| 00:54:40 |
4 lobsters troubadour, |
| 00:54:42 |
an Alaskan king crab, |
| 00:54:44 |
oysters carbonara |
| 00:54:47 |
Well, we will take 5 of that. |
| 00:54:50 |
- Fantastic. |
| 00:54:52 |
Nutella treats you right. |
| 00:54:54 |
- I know what you're saying, girlfriend. |
| 00:54:56 |
- Okay, right. |
| 00:55:11 |
(glass shatters) |
| 00:55:17 |
Okay, great. |
| 00:55:22 |
No. What? |
| 00:55:25 |
- Why am I on the board? |
| 00:55:27 |
Congratulations, you are in |
| 00:55:30 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:55:31 |
-You were a busboy. |
| 00:55:34 |
But now you're a waiter. |
| 00:55:35 |
No, I don't know the first thing |
| 00:55:38 |
It's very simple. |
| 00:55:41 |
and then you bring it to them. |
| 00:55:43 |
I'm 4 hours behind these guys |
| 00:55:46 |
- Bring those tables out. |
| 00:55:48 |
Rich: |
| 00:55:51 |
Donnie: |
| 00:55:52 |
Rock shrimp and scallop linguini. |
| 00:55:55 |
Stay close to the shitter. |
| 00:55:58 |
Be sure to eat all the cream. |
| 00:56:00 |
Dave, you've got to tell the guy |
| 00:56:02 |
No, no, no, you'll do great. |
| 00:56:05 |
- Come on, Dave. |
| 00:56:07 |
This is delicious. |
| 00:56:09 |
I hope the Champ knocks every tooth |
| 00:56:13 |
I hope the Champ |
| 00:56:20 |
Ah! |
| 00:56:23 |
Shots, shots, shots. |
| 00:56:29 |
Hello, gentlemen, |
| 00:56:32 |
My name is Donnie. Can I start you off |
| 00:56:35 |
We've already got some drinks, |
| 00:56:38 |
Sounds like you're from the UK. |
| 00:56:40 |
Are you in a band like Oasis |
| 00:56:43 |
No, we're not. |
| 00:56:46 |
Are there any answers I can question |
| 00:56:49 |
All right, Donnie, why don't you tell us |
| 00:56:52 |
Well, the Blue Curacao |
| 00:56:54 |
(laughs) |
| 00:56:56 |
Just get us some more shots, all right? |
| 00:56:59 |
Then I will just clear these shot glasses |
| 00:57:01 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:57:08 |
You fucking cunt. |
| 00:57:10 |
I'm not drunk. |
| 00:57:26 |
So how is everything tonight? |
| 00:57:28 |
Oh, truly splendid, Guy. |
| 00:57:32 |
Well, we're really really busy tonight. |
| 00:57:34 |
Yes, I can see that. |
| 00:57:36 |
So is there anything else I can get |
| 00:57:39 |
or just the check? |
| 00:57:41 |
Well, I wouldn't mind a cup of tea. |
| 00:57:44 |
Get the fuck out of here. |
| 00:57:47 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:57:49 |
Are you reading |
| 00:57:51 |
Get the fuck out of here. |
| 00:57:52 |
Oh, well, perhaps you'd like |
| 00:57:56 |
Yeah, last week we read |
| 00:58:00 |
It really brought the... |
| 00:58:02 |
house down. |
| 00:58:04 |
Hey, kid. |
| 00:58:06 |
I like you. |
| 00:58:08 |
I think they put you |
| 00:58:10 |
I'm gonna help you out |
| 00:58:12 |
Really? Thanks. |
| 00:58:14 |
Yeah, see Donald Trump over there? |
| 00:58:18 |
Knock yourself out. |
| 00:58:22 |
- Mmm-mmm. |
| 00:58:25 |
- Hmm? |
| 00:58:27 |
6. |
| 00:58:29 |
Mmm, thanks, Patty. |
| 00:58:34 |
Woman: So you just keep |
| 00:58:36 |
(laughs) |
| 00:58:38 |
Painful, but better |
| 00:58:41 |
(laughing) |
| 00:58:47 |
- Connor? |
| 00:58:51 |
Hi. |
| 00:58:53 |
You remember Dick Lobo, |
| 00:58:55 |
- the producer of "CFI Hotlanta." |
| 00:58:58 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:58:59 |
And the entire rest of the cast. |
| 00:59:01 |
Yeah, Ron, Mary Kay, Jojo. |
| 00:59:04 |
Um, what are you guys doing here? |
| 00:59:07 |
Oh, we're in town to shoot |
| 00:59:10 |
with "CFI Miami." |
| 00:59:11 |
Oh, cool. |
| 00:59:13 |
You know, somebody suggested |
| 00:59:15 |
this is the place to come. |
| 00:59:16 |
That was me. |
| 00:59:18 |
Right. |
| 00:59:21 |
Yeah, so what are you doing here? |
| 00:59:23 |
You researching a role |
| 00:59:25 |
Not really. |
| 00:59:27 |
I actually just work here. |
| 00:59:30 |
- Keeping it real, huh? |
| 00:59:33 |
- Good for you, dog. |
| 00:59:38 |
So can I get you all started off |
| 00:59:41 |
with something to drink? |
| 00:59:43 |
I told myself |
| 00:59:47 |
my thumbprint |
| 00:59:52 |
and yet... |
| 00:59:56 |
That's impossible. |
| 00:59:58 |
I never touched that one. |
| 01:00:00 |
You know you're gonna |
| 01:00:01 |
I know. |
| 01:00:04 |
I told myself |
| 01:00:07 |
This is undefeated, you are-- |
| 01:00:08 |
should be depleted. |
| 01:00:11 |
When you go against me |
| 01:00:12 |
you're gonna |
| 01:00:15 |
P-a-r-a-dic. |
| 01:00:18 |
(screaming) |
| 01:00:20 |
Zongo's in the house! |
| 01:00:23 |
- (humming) |
| 01:00:26 |
(singing) |
| 01:00:29 |
(laughing) |
| 01:00:32 |
Cleon: |
| 01:00:34 |
You guys see Nuts? |
| 01:00:36 |
I want all the wait staff |
| 01:00:41 |
God damn it, I said now! |
| 01:00:44 |
Skip, everybody! |
| 01:00:47 |
Keep skipping. |
| 01:00:49 |
If you're in one place, |
| 01:00:51 |
- There you go, man. |
| 01:00:54 |
Skip it like you mean it! |
| 01:00:57 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:00:59 |
* Tempura |
| 01:01:02 |
* It's delicious. |
| 01:01:08 |
That's great. |
| 01:01:11 |
I love it. |
| 01:01:13 |
- Nuts, Nuts, come here. |
| 01:01:15 |
Rich, he's over the edge. |
| 01:01:18 |
Let it slide. |
| 01:01:20 |
-You don't care? |
| 01:01:25 |
Rich, look at him. |
| 01:01:27 |
That doesn't bother you? |
| 01:01:29 |
- Keep up the good work, okay? |
| 01:01:32 |
If you need anything |
| 01:01:35 |
In second place is Connor. |
| 01:01:37 |
And in first place, Nuts/Zongo. |
| 01:01:41 |
- Nuts is in first? Jesus Christ. |
| 01:01:43 |
Rich, he's bazonkers. |
| 01:01:45 |
-Yeah. |
| 01:01:47 |
Rich, why are you doing this? |
| 01:01:50 |
That's ridiculous. |
| 01:01:52 |
Nuts and Zongo should at least count |
| 01:01:54 |
- I agree. |
| 01:01:55 |
Look, if it's any consolation, |
| 01:01:57 |
- Oh. |
| 01:01:59 |
- Oh. |
| 01:02:01 |
Oh, my God. Excuse me. |
| 01:02:04 |
(arguing) |
| 01:02:07 |
- Got to be an asshole about this. |
| 01:02:12 |
If you don't like mauve we can totally |
| 01:02:14 |
mosaic finger-painting. |
| 01:02:16 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:02:18 |
I just wanted to let you know |
| 01:02:20 |
is pushing out |
| 01:02:22 |
your dessert from the oven. |
| 01:02:25 |
It'll just be a few minutes. |
| 01:02:27 |
Well, that is fantastic, |
| 01:02:31 |
Now why don't you track me |
| 01:02:34 |
And tell them to put some |
| 01:02:36 |
Coming right up. |
| 01:02:38 |
- Are you sure you want another one? |
| 01:02:40 |
Maybe a virgin rum and Coke. |
| 01:02:42 |
- That would just be Coke. |
| 01:02:45 |
Whoo! |
| 01:02:47 |
That table over there just ordered |
| 01:02:50 |
Now are y'all just gonna sit here |
| 01:02:52 |
while they make you look like |
| 01:02:54 |
Hell no, dude. |
| 01:02:56 |
Shit yeah! |
| 01:02:58 |
- Phi Taus! |
| 01:03:00 |
- Give it to me good. |
| 01:03:02 |
- I know where he keeps his meds. |
| 01:03:06 |
I want some booze |
| 01:03:08 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 01:03:10 |
Fidel, this is for a pissed-off movie star, |
| 01:03:14 |
Mm-hmm, yeah. Do it. |
| 01:03:16 |
Go and go. |
| 01:03:19 |
Hola, diablo blancos. |
| 01:03:20 |
Zongo like vodka. |
| 01:03:23 |
Hey. hey, you doing okay, Zongo? |
| 01:03:25 |
- Mmm. |
| 01:03:28 |
You've got to take it, Zongo. |
| 01:03:30 |
Nobody puts Zongo in a cage. |
| 01:03:33 |
No one's trying |
| 01:03:36 |
Okay. |
| 01:03:39 |
- It's so big! |
| 01:03:48 |
Zongo, calm down. |
| 01:03:58 |
(all groan) |
| 01:04:03 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:04:05 |
Hey, Mr. Lobo. |
| 01:04:07 |
- Men's room? |
| 01:04:10 |
Miami. |
| 01:04:12 |
Open. There. |
| 01:04:14 |
Got it. Got it. Got it. |
| 01:04:17 |
Easy. Easy, Zongo. |
| 01:04:20 |
Easy. That's good. |
| 01:04:22 |
- That's good. |
| 01:04:29 |
Hey, you look better. |
| 01:04:31 |
Yeah, I'm better now. |
| 01:04:33 |
I am gonna win this thing, |
| 01:04:35 |
Got a birthday table and I've got |
| 01:04:39 |
- So you want to sing with me? |
| 01:04:42 |
Get your poop in a group. |
| 01:04:47 |
- Any second now. |
| 01:04:55 |
- (screams) |
| 01:04:56 |
Sorry. |
| 01:05:01 |
- Ahem. |
| 01:05:04 |
Connor, hey. |
| 01:05:05 |
Mr. Lobo, I just need |
| 01:05:08 |
to talk about why you fired me. |
| 01:05:09 |
Connor, please. |
| 01:05:13 |
It's okay, I understand. |
| 01:05:15 |
I mean, you cast me |
| 01:05:17 |
and I got a nose job. |
| 01:05:19 |
I didn't even know |
| 01:05:21 |
Looks pretty good though. |
| 01:05:23 |
Yeah. Who's your doctor? |
| 01:05:25 |
I've got a 12-year old daughter |
| 01:05:28 |
She's got bean bag tits |
| 01:05:31 |
That poor girl's gonna have |
| 01:05:33 |
Mr. Lobo, I know I made a mistake. |
| 01:05:35 |
Look, kid, I didn't fire you |
| 01:05:38 |
Mr. Lobo, I am not gonna |
| 01:05:41 |
You kill me, man. |
| 01:05:43 |
It was hard |
| 01:05:46 |
You are a real fucking moron, |
| 01:05:49 |
- What? |
| 01:05:52 |
It's all nose jokes. |
| 01:05:55 |
And then you show up |
| 01:05:58 |
Doesn't make any sense. |
| 01:05:59 |
Do you realize how hard it is |
| 01:06:02 |
- No, sir. |
| 01:06:05 |
You got on TV |
| 01:06:07 |
You. Who? |
| 01:06:12 |
Look, Mr. Lobo, I found out |
| 01:06:14 |
that does nose enlargements. |
| 01:06:17 |
And if all goes well I could actually |
| 01:06:20 |
Oh. |
| 01:06:22 |
The new honker is gonna |
| 01:06:26 |
What are we supposed to do? |
| 01:06:27 |
Bring back Detective Shep Winford |
| 01:06:32 |
This isn't fucking "X Files." |
| 01:06:38 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:06:39 |
(sighs) |
| 01:06:41 |
Rich: So you didn't donkey punch |
| 01:06:45 |
Oh, Jesus Christ. |
| 01:06:47 |
(whistles) |
| 01:06:57 |
Hey, wasn't I in last place |
| 01:07:01 |
Yes, you were. |
| 01:07:03 |
- Was Zongo here? |
| 01:07:06 |
Sold 18 entrees to a party of 6. |
| 01:07:08 |
I don't remember any of that. |
| 01:07:11 |
Not even the Champ |
| 01:07:12 |
- 10 grand for what? |
| 01:07:21 |
Fucking dodo bird. |
| 01:07:30 |
(straining) |
| 01:07:34 |
(door shuts) |
| 01:07:40 |
(gagging) |
| 01:07:43 |
- Nuts? |
| 01:07:45 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:07:47 |
I am Zongo. |
| 01:07:51 |
Ugh. |
| 01:07:52 |
I am still going to win this contest |
| 01:07:54 |
because I can hold it together |
| 01:07:57 |
Welcome to the Slammin' Salmon. |
| 01:08:00 |
Be graceful and amazing |
| 01:08:02 |
'cause that's what I am. |
| 01:08:06 |
- Donnie? |
| 01:08:09 |
Who the fuck is Donnie? |
| 01:08:12 |
I'm Donnie, Mr. Salmon. |
| 01:08:14 |
Good try, Dave. |
| 01:08:18 |
No, I'm Dave's twin brother. |
| 01:08:21 |
And you know what? |
| 01:08:23 |
I don't care how severe |
| 01:08:25 |
Wow! |
| 01:08:27 |
Did anybody ever tell you |
| 01:08:30 |
Every day. |
| 01:08:31 |
Is that why you wear the blue lipstick? |
| 01:08:34 |
Either way, |
| 01:08:36 |
No, I was recently a busboy. |
| 01:08:39 |
- I wasn't a part of this thing. |
| 01:08:42 |
Excuses are like assholes. |
| 01:08:45 |
but don't nobody want to admit it. |
| 01:08:48 |
Now get your ass out of last place |
| 01:08:51 |
or I'm gonna use |
| 01:08:58 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:09:01 |
I'd still hit that. |
| 01:09:10 |
- I got it. |
| 01:09:13 |
Dude, where's the South African |
| 01:09:19 |
Shit! |
| 01:09:24 |
Ladies, hello and welcome |
| 01:09:26 |
Let me tell you about some of the more |
| 01:09:30 |
Uh, we have a boneless fillet of... |
| 01:09:36 |
champion-- |
| 01:09:39 |
also a very nice black eye-- |
| 01:09:44 |
sock-eyed salmon. |
| 01:09:50 |
- (heart beating loudly) |
| 01:09:52 |
heartbeat... |
| 01:09:54 |
(growls) |
| 01:09:56 |
He's watching me. |
| 01:09:59 |
(swallows) |
| 01:10:01 |
- (growls) |
| 01:10:03 |
(screams) |
| 01:10:13 |
(groans) |
| 01:10:15 |
Little story for you, Dave II, |
| 01:10:18 |
When I was training |
| 01:10:22 |
I used to run 10 miles a day with |
| 01:10:28 |
So you can understand |
| 01:10:30 |
that you're trying |
| 01:10:32 |
I was... |
| 01:10:34 |
Don't run. Just take it. |
| 01:10:40 |
(laughing) |
| 01:10:42 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 01:10:43 |
Here's to "CFI Hotlanta" |
| 01:10:46 |
and its record 15 Emmy Award |
| 01:10:49 |
-Yay. |
| 01:10:53 |
Connor. |
| 01:10:55 |
Come here. |
| 01:10:57 |
Come here. |
| 01:11:01 |
Hey, buddy, we couldn't have done it |
| 01:11:04 |
- Hear hear. |
| 01:11:07 |
Thanks a million. |
| 01:11:08 |
Oh, Connor, have you met |
| 01:11:11 |
This is Steve Lemmaduche. |
| 01:11:14 |
Hey, buddy. |
| 01:11:16 |
Call me Duche. |
| 01:11:20 |
Hey, what are those guys |
| 01:11:22 |
Over there? |
| 01:11:25 |
(inhales) |
| 01:11:27 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:11:29 |
Hustle me out one of those. |
| 01:11:31 |
And a chocotini, dry. |
| 01:11:34 |
Thanks, pal. |
| 01:11:35 |
The Duche. |
| 01:11:37 |
Connor. |
| 01:11:39 |
Look, I just know you're gonna |
| 01:11:42 |
Thank you, Morgan. |
| 01:11:44 |
And that being said, I also know |
| 01:11:48 |
and, baby, this is not seared. |
| 01:11:51 |
I'll get that right back to you. |
| 01:11:54 |
Thank you. |
| 01:12:00 |
(Donnie crying) |
| 01:12:04 |
Donnie? |
| 01:12:10 |
Are you crying? |
| 01:12:12 |
No. |
| 01:12:15 |
What is that? |
| 01:12:18 |
The Champ is gonna kill me. |
| 01:12:20 |
There's no way I can get |
| 01:12:22 |
Donnie, he's not gonna kill you. |
| 01:12:24 |
Didn't you hear? |
| 01:12:27 |
You see? Breaking your ribs |
| 01:12:32 |
Okay, Look, Donnie, why don't you |
| 01:12:35 |
The McNaultys. |
| 01:12:37 |
and they've got a huge check. |
| 01:12:40 |
Shut up. |
| 01:12:42 |
Nutella's check is over $1,000. |
| 01:12:44 |
Once I close her out, |
| 01:12:47 |
Take the table. |
| 01:12:49 |
- Really? |
| 01:12:51 |
- How would I pay you back? |
| 01:12:55 |
Take me out for a broken rib |
| 01:12:58 |
(chuckles) |
| 01:13:01 |
Come on, you lush. |
| 01:13:02 |
(harp playing) |
| 01:13:07 |
Welcome to the Slammin' Salmon. |
| 01:13:10 |
My name is Zongo. |
| 01:13:11 |
How is everyone feline this evening? |
| 01:13:14 |
(meowing) |
| 01:13:15 |
The '62 salmon is "purrfect." |
| 01:13:19 |
Would anybody like to try? |
| 01:13:22 |
Oh, yes. |
| 01:13:25 |
Mmm, delicious. |
| 01:13:27 |
How about you, ma'am? |
| 01:13:30 |
How does that taste? |
| 01:13:33 |
How does that taste? |
| 01:13:35 |
How does that taste? |
| 01:13:37 |
How does that taste? |
| 01:13:40 |
How does it taste? |
| 01:13:42 |
How does it taste? |
| 01:13:48 |
(screams) |
| 01:13:50 |
- (farts) |
| 01:13:52 |
Definitely the hardest |
| 01:13:56 |
Mmm! Mmm! |
| 01:13:58 |
Mmm, so good. |
| 01:14:01 |
Mmm. |
| 01:14:03 |
Mmm. Mmm. |
| 01:14:06 |
(crunches) |
| 01:14:13 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:14:14 |
- Oh, I love it. |
| 01:14:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:14:19 |
Yes, I'll marry you. |
| 01:14:27 |
- I love you so much. |
| 01:14:31 |
- Tara, Tara, Tara. |
| 01:14:33 |
Can you go check on Nuts, please? |
| 01:14:34 |
Why do I have to do it? |
| 01:14:36 |
'Cause you're a doctor, come on. |
| 01:14:37 |
I'm not even close to being a doctor. |
| 01:14:39 |
I'm making half of this shit up. |
| 01:14:41 |
Come on, isn't it part |
| 01:14:43 |
Hippo what? |
| 01:14:46 |
He got punched out |
| 01:14:48 |
because you |
| 01:14:50 |
You sold him out just like you sold out |
| 01:14:53 |
And all because you're afraid of Cleon. |
| 01:14:56 |
God, you're a real |
| 01:15:00 |
Hey, 3 of them. |
| 01:15:03 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 01:15:05 |
Look at these babies. |
| 01:15:07 |
- Honey, hi. |
| 01:15:10 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:15:11 |
Well, the kids couldn't sleep |
| 01:15:14 |
Mrs. Rich Parente in the house. |
| 01:15:17 |
- Hey, Champ. |
| 01:15:19 |
Oh, Cleon. |
| 01:15:22 |
I don't mean to be mean, |
| 01:15:27 |
That's my little sister. |
| 01:15:30 |
(laughs) |
| 01:15:32 |
Hey, it's Uncle Cleon. |
| 01:15:35 |
Damn, they all look the same. |
| 01:15:37 |
What'd you do, |
| 01:15:40 |
Watch your goddamn mouth |
| 01:15:42 |
- It's Uncle Cleon. Watch it. |
| 01:15:45 |
- Okay, easy now. Okay. |
| 01:15:47 |
How the hell did you wind up |
| 01:15:50 |
Well, believe it or not, |
| 01:15:53 |
the Champ introduced us |
| 01:15:55 |
and had these babies. |
| 01:15:58 |
When I first was made aware |
| 01:16:02 |
he cracked his head open |
| 01:16:05 |
And I thought right away, |
| 01:16:07 |
- is such a pussy. |
| 01:16:10 |
I knew he was such a pussy |
| 01:16:12 |
that he would never |
| 01:16:15 |
No, I'm serious. |
| 01:16:17 |
You want to know what |
| 01:16:19 |
Cunty McTwat. |
| 01:16:21 |
'Cause he was such a pussy. |
| 01:16:23 |
(laughing) |
| 01:16:26 |
Why isn't anybody laughing? |
| 01:16:29 |
- That's amazing. |
| 01:16:31 |
- The middle one has your head. |
| 01:16:33 |
Don't touch-- No, no, no. |
| 01:16:37 |
Rich: Okay, we've got |
| 01:16:39 |
Oh! |
| 01:16:41 |
This is bullshit! |
| 01:16:43 |
You gave Donnie |
| 01:16:46 |
Guy, it's anyone's game still, all right? |
| 01:16:48 |
There's only 250 bucks |
| 01:16:50 |
- It's anyone's game. |
| 01:16:52 |
You better not be lying, |
| 01:16:54 |
All right, one hour left. |
| 01:16:57 |
- Okay okay. |
| 01:16:59 |
I just sat the last table. |
| 01:17:01 |
It's the Miami Dolphin's offensive line |
| 01:17:04 |
Good luck. |
| 01:17:08 |
This is so not over. |
| 01:17:09 |
-You're gonna burn, baby. |
| 01:17:13 |
I'm not losing this thing. |
| 01:17:15 |
All right, if you ladies are like me, |
| 01:17:17 |
you can eat a shitload of lobster. |
| 01:17:19 |
I am not leaving |
| 01:17:22 |
So that's 4 orders |
| 01:17:27 |
Eat it, fuck nut. |
| 01:17:34 |
Hey, how are you? |
| 01:17:35 |
I couldn't help but overhear |
| 01:17:38 |
Well, we came in here dead set |
| 01:17:41 |
but that young lad made those |
| 01:17:45 |
It's just that you look like good people. |
| 01:17:47 |
And the chef asked us not |
| 01:17:50 |
because it's a week old. |
| 01:17:54 |
Why would that waiter recommend |
| 01:17:57 |
It's one of the most expensive |
| 01:18:00 |
You can figure it out. |
| 01:18:03 |
My name is Guy. |
| 01:18:06 |
I like him more. |
| 01:18:12 |
Hi, guys. |
| 01:18:16 |
My name is Mia |
| 01:18:18 |
I apologize for my appearance, |
| 01:18:21 |
but I was in an explosion. |
| 01:18:23 |
Is this like Make a Wish Foundation? |
| 01:18:25 |
Yes, definitely. |
| 01:18:27 |
That's great. |
| 01:18:29 |
What a brave lady. I mean, |
| 01:18:32 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:18:34 |
we're starving, so would you start |
| 01:18:37 |
Of course. |
| 01:18:39 |
We'll take 2 t-bone steaks. |
| 01:18:42 |
- 2 each. |
| 01:18:45 |
Put some calamari on there. |
| 01:18:47 |
Good luck on your nose job. |
| 01:18:49 |
Thank you, Mr. Lobo. |
| 01:18:51 |
Give me a call |
| 01:18:52 |
- Okay. |
| 01:18:55 |
You might be right for |
| 01:18:59 |
- Okay. |
| 01:19:01 |
Thank you, Mr. Lobo. |
| 01:19:03 |
Thank you, Connor. |
| 01:19:06 |
Great to see you too, Morgan. |
| 01:19:08 |
- Oh, thank you. |
| 01:19:11 |
Don't quit your day job. |
| 01:19:14 |
Get lost. |
| 01:19:17 |
Oh, enjoy not winning |
| 01:19:20 |
Oh, honey, that's so cute. |
| 01:19:23 |
But I still have Nutella and, whew, |
| 01:19:27 |
Don't worry though. |
| 01:19:29 |
I'll fix your nose for free. |
| 01:19:32 |
Button nose, cute little clown nose. |
| 01:19:34 |
Ooh, a brown nose. |
| 01:19:42 |
And I came in here dead set on |
| 01:19:47 |
I'm very sorry, sir. |
| 01:19:49 |
- And Guy will be your waiter. |
| 01:19:51 |
Donnie, the table is Guy's now. |
| 01:19:53 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:19:55 |
- See? I can step up to the plate. |
| 01:20:01 |
Some pitchers of beer, |
| 01:20:04 |
that spinach artichoke dip, |
| 01:20:06 |
and of course that 8-lb lobster |
| 01:20:09 |
-Yes. |
| 01:20:11 |
(voice breaking) |
| 01:20:13 |
Oh, baby girl, what's wrong? |
| 01:20:15 |
It's just you guys are so nice. |
| 01:20:17 |
And this is my biggest check ever. |
| 01:20:20 |
I just really needed this. |
| 01:20:23 |
And you're the nicest waitress |
| 01:20:25 |
You know, Mia, |
| 01:20:29 |
Thank you. |
| 01:20:31 |
(blows) |
| 01:20:41 |
(gagging) |
| 01:20:46 |
I'm gonna be sick. |
| 01:20:50 |
(screams) |
| 01:20:56 |
(sobbing) |
| 01:21:03 |
And, um, word to your mother. |
| 01:21:06 |
All right, girl. |
| 01:21:15 |
Nutella, I'm sorry. |
| 01:21:18 |
Yeah it is. |
| 01:21:21 |
I throw a little knee right there. |
| 01:21:24 |
It bends him down. |
| 01:21:28 |
Well, were you dissatisfied |
| 01:21:31 |
-You didn't leave a tip. |
| 01:21:34 |
20% of nothing is nothing. |
| 01:21:37 |
Come on, y'all. |
| 01:21:50 |
Shit. |
| 01:22:21 |
Here you go. |
| 01:22:23 |
Thank you. |
| 01:22:24 |
Have you read this? |
| 01:22:26 |
Uh, no. |
| 01:22:28 |
I did not know anything, |
| 01:22:31 |
anything at all till now. |
| 01:22:36 |
You remind me |
| 01:22:39 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 01:22:42 |
No, thank you. |
| 01:22:43 |
Thank you. |
| 01:22:55 |
Uh... |
| 01:22:58 |
I'm sorry, sir. |
| 01:23:00 |
I can't take that much money. |
| 01:23:02 |
I didn't make a mistake. |
| 01:23:05 |
Donald Kanogi. |
| 01:23:07 |
I'm dying, Donald Kanogi. |
| 01:23:11 |
My doctor told me |
| 01:23:14 |
Have you ever heard |
| 01:23:18 |
No, I haven't. |
| 01:23:19 |
Well, I've got it. |
| 01:23:21 |
- I've got it hard. |
| 01:23:23 |
All I wanted to do tonight |
| 01:23:27 |
have a nice meal, |
| 01:23:29 |
read a little Russian |
| 01:23:31 |
It was pretty crowded, |
| 01:23:35 |
you were content to let me |
| 01:23:38 |
And I thank you for that. |
| 01:23:41 |
But, sir... |
| 01:23:43 |
No, young man, |
| 01:23:45 |
you can't take it with you. |
| 01:23:48 |
Now if you'll excuse me, |
| 01:23:50 |
I've got a lot of living to do |
| 01:23:56 |
Do svidaniya. |
| 01:24:22 |
(horse whinnies) |
| 01:24:24 |
Oh! |
| 01:24:26 |
(siren wails) |
| 01:24:29 |
That poor man. |
| 01:24:31 |
You know, it really puts things |
| 01:24:34 |
Fuck him and the horse |
| 01:24:37 |
That's Guy. |
| 01:24:41 |
That's me. Throw big dick in there, |
| 01:24:44 |
You know what? It's way too late |
| 01:24:47 |
- Heyo, I've got the totals. |
| 01:24:49 |
- Who wants to see some results? |
| 01:24:51 |
- Oh, yeah. |
| 01:24:55 |
- Gather around, everybody. |
| 01:24:57 |
- I'm excited. |
| 01:25:00 |
- Are you guys ready? |
| 01:25:02 |
Okay. |
| 01:25:04 |
- I'm really proud of you guys. |
| 01:25:07 |
Very proud. |
| 01:25:09 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:25:11 |
In 3rd place... |
| 01:25:16 |
- is the waiter... |
| 01:25:18 |
- who did a good job tonight... |
| 01:25:21 |
- Come on. |
| 01:25:24 |
- Hey, Nuts. |
| 01:25:28 |
- Great. |
| 01:25:29 |
- Bring it. |
| 01:25:31 |
In 2nd place, |
| 01:25:34 |
is... |
| 01:25:37 |
- Come on. |
| 01:25:39 |
What? |
| 01:25:41 |
Drum roll, please. |
| 01:25:43 |
- (banging) |
| 01:25:46 |
And the winner of the $10,000 prize |
| 01:25:49 |
and the big contest |
| 01:25:52 |
tonight is... |
| 01:25:55 |
- Oh! |
| 01:25:58 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 01:26:00 |
- What? |
| 01:26:02 |
How is that even possible? |
| 01:26:04 |
Well, the guy who got hit by the horse |
| 01:26:08 |
I had that table. |
| 01:26:12 |
Jesus, Donnie. |
| 01:26:14 |
You gave me a table, |
| 01:26:16 |
That is the most selfless thing |
| 01:26:20 |
Well, when the Champ kills me, |
| 01:26:22 |
just see to it I get a decent burial. |
| 01:26:24 |
You're not gonna die. |
| 01:26:26 |
I'll give you mouth to mouth. |
| 01:26:28 |
Stick a sock in it before I puke. |
| 01:26:32 |
Richardo. |
| 01:26:35 |
All right, if you guys will excuse me |
| 01:26:38 |
All right, baby, |
| 01:26:40 |
what is the final take? |
| 01:26:43 |
Am I sitting in the lap |
| 01:26:46 |
Well, we made... |
| 01:26:48 |
$19,017. |
| 01:26:51 |
Wow. |
| 01:26:53 |
$19,017. |
| 01:26:55 |
Pretty good. |
| 01:26:57 |
But last time I checked, |
| 01:27:00 |
19 is lower than 20, right? |
| 01:27:05 |
That makes you a grand short, |
| 01:27:07 |
(sighs) |
| 01:27:09 |
What's that? |
| 01:27:11 |
- The waiter's tips. |
| 01:27:13 |
I'll just take a grand out of that then. |
| 01:27:16 |
No, no, no, hold on. |
| 01:27:18 |
Excuse me, Champ. |
| 01:27:20 |
- Not now, Tara. |
| 01:27:23 |
The $10,000. |
| 01:27:24 |
Oh, there is no $10,000. |
| 01:27:26 |
That was all predicated |
| 01:27:29 |
I don't understand. |
| 01:27:31 |
Okay, I'll break it down. |
| 01:27:35 |
why would I give away 10? |
| 01:27:38 |
Right, Rich? |
| 01:27:40 |
Right. |
| 01:27:42 |
Thank you. |
| 01:27:44 |
Adieu. |
| 01:27:52 |
Champ. |
| 01:27:57 |
This money belongs to the waiters. |
| 01:27:59 |
And you owe Tara $10,000. |
| 01:28:01 |
Whoa. |
| 01:28:02 |
What the hell |
| 01:28:05 |
You offered a prize |
| 01:28:08 |
You want to make something of it? |
| 01:28:14 |
Yeah, I do. |
| 01:28:16 |
Just do what you promised, |
| 01:28:19 |
- Oh! |
| 01:28:23 |
Well well well, |
| 01:28:25 |
looks like somebody's little acorns |
| 01:28:28 |
done grew into big nuts. |
| 01:28:30 |
You're finally acting like a man. |
| 01:28:32 |
But you're too little too late. |
| 01:28:34 |
I still got to pay |
| 01:28:37 |
20,000 yen. |
| 01:28:39 |
Wait, yen or dollars? |
| 01:28:41 |
Same thing, stupid. |
| 01:28:43 |
Yen is Japanese for dollars. |
| 01:28:46 |
Oh. |
| 01:28:48 |
Actually, Champ, 20,000 yen |
| 01:28:50 |
is about 170 American dollars. |
| 01:28:53 |
Ah-so. |
| 01:28:57 |
In circumspeculation |
| 01:29:01 |
When I was in the Orient |
| 01:29:03 |
why is everything so small |
| 01:29:06 |
yet so expensive? |
| 01:29:09 |
Good work, Dr. Doolittle. |
| 01:29:12 |
170 for me. |
| 01:29:14 |
10 grand for you. |
| 01:29:18 |
What do you think I should |
| 01:29:20 |
I think you should |
| 01:29:22 |
- I think they earned it. |
| 01:29:25 |
I was wrong to think they |
| 01:29:29 |
- (giggles) |
| 01:29:31 |
Feed, my pretties, feed. |
| 01:29:33 |
(laughs) |
| 01:29:35 |
- (screaming) |
| 01:29:42 |
(laughing) |
| 01:29:46 |
Money money money! |
| 01:29:48 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:29:49 |
Wow, Rich. |
| 01:29:52 |
- That was legendary. |
| 01:30:01 |
Well, I guess I should thank you |
| 01:30:08 |
Aw! |
| 01:30:10 |
That's so nice. |
| 01:30:15 |
Subtitles: Arigon |
| 01:30:41 |
- (laughing) |
| 01:30:44 |
Okay, oh oh oh. |
| 01:30:46 |
Okay okay, |
| 01:30:50 |
(laughing) |
| 01:30:51 |
That's how you kiss a girl, |
| 01:30:54 |
(sobbing) |
| 01:30:59 |
(gags) |
| 01:31:01 |
It tastes like tartar sauce. |
| 01:31:03 |
Wait wait wait wait. |
| 01:31:05 |
I almost forgot. |
| 01:31:07 |
I still got to kick the shit |
| 01:31:11 |
- (whines) |
| 01:31:14 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:31:16 |
(laughing) |
| 01:31:18 |
Why are you hitting yourself? |
| 01:31:21 |
Why are you hitting yourself? |
| 01:31:23 |
Why are you hitting yourself? |
| 01:31:26 |
Are you crazy, man? |
| 01:31:28 |
All right, come on. |
| 01:31:30 |
I've got to get home and watch |
| 01:31:32 |
Nick Lachey is doing the jitterbug. |
| 01:31:33 |
He's good. |
| 01:31:35 |
- No, no. |
| 01:31:36 |
-You want to fight? |
| 01:31:38 |
Don't be so scared. |
| 01:31:42 |
Take me for instance. |
| 01:31:44 |
But you'd never know it |
| 01:31:46 |
You know what I'm saying? |
| 01:31:49 |
- Okay okay. |
| 01:31:51 |
What? What's up? |
| 01:31:53 |
* It's the cry of the cougar, |
| 01:31:57 |
* No pride or glory for the loser |
| 01:32:01 |
* There's blood and broken teeth |
| 01:32:05 |
* And the last thing you'll hear |
| 01:32:07 |
* Is the cry of the cougar |
| 01:32:14 |
* Lock your doors |
| 01:32:16 |
* Get off the streets, |
| 01:32:18 |
* I'm telling you |
| 01:32:21 |
* Don't try to stop me |
| 01:32:23 |
* I smell raw meat and I ain't had |
| 01:32:29 |
* Who wants a piece? |
| 01:32:33 |
* Who wants a long and brutal |
| 01:32:38 |
*You in the glasses, |
| 01:32:41 |
* How'd you like |
| 01:32:47 |
* It's the cry of the cougar |
| 01:32:49 |
* The fist to the face |
| 01:32:50 |
* I'm gonna shoot you |
| 01:32:55 |
* There's blood and broken teeth |
| 01:32:58 |
* And the last thing you'll hear |
| 01:33:00 |
* Is the cry of the cougar |
| 01:33:11 |
* I've got the speed |
| 01:33:13 |
* I've got the book |
| 01:33:15 |
* I'm lean and mean |
| 01:33:17 |
* And big and fast, yeah |
| 01:33:19 |
* It's like if a ninja man |
| 01:33:21 |
* Had sex with the Hulk |
| 01:33:23 |
* And gave birth to some kind |
| 01:33:26 |
* It's the cry of the cougar |
| 01:33:29 |
* The fist to the face |
| 01:33:31 |
* I'll slash you up |
| 01:33:35 |
* There's blood and broken teeth |
| 01:33:39 |
* When your mom finds your body |
| 01:33:42 |
* The cry of the cougar |
| 01:33:48 |
* Cry, cougar, cry. |
| 01:33:53 |
What's up, noodle dicks? |
| 01:33:54 |
That to-do-you-- |
| 01:33:56 |
(laughs) |
| 01:33:58 |
Whoo! |
| 01:34:00 |
God damn it. |
| 01:34:03 |
Whoo! |
| 01:34:05 |
That table over there just ordered |
| 01:34:09 |
Now you guys-- |
| 01:34:11 |
Shit! |
| 01:34:13 |
I missed each and every one of you. |
| 01:34:18 |
(laughs) |
| 01:34:20 |
I don't like that shit. |
| 01:34:23 |
Y'all didn't fucking see "Green Mile"? |
| 01:34:26 |
I am afraid of the dark. |
| 01:34:28 |
- That's fucked up. |
| 01:34:30 |
(laughs) |
| 01:34:32 |
Oh, my God, that's crazy. |
| 01:34:34 |
And I'm Barack Obama. |
| 01:34:36 |
And I'm Osama bin Laden. |
| 01:34:38 |
And I'm Obama bin Laden. |
| 01:34:39 |
And I'm Shaquille O'Neal. |
| 01:34:41 |
And I'm Gloria Estefan |
| 01:34:47 |
(laughs) |
| 01:34:49 |
I can do it. |
| 01:34:55 |
(laughs) |
| 01:34:58 |
- Can you do a faster one, please? |
| 01:35:05 |
- Cut. |
| 01:35:09 |
(vomiting) |
| 01:35:13 |
(crew laughs) |
| 01:35:16 |
Good, let's go from the top again. |
| 01:35:18 |
Is it gross? |
| 01:35:21 |
Cut cut cut. |
| 01:35:22 |
It wasn't gross. |
| 01:35:24 |
(speaking Spanish) |
| 01:35:29 |
Well, you know what they say: |
| 01:35:31 |
All the good ones are either gay or crazy. |
| 01:35:33 |
Or fat. Or gassy. |
| 01:35:35 |
Or Dutch. Or uncircumcised. |
| 01:35:37 |
- Ew! |
| 01:35:40 |
Cut! |
| 01:35:42 |
And she throws an elbow |
| 01:35:44 |
So I want to grab her-- |
| 01:35:47 |
Body shot, body shot, |
| 01:35:49 |
We were in the clinch like this |
| 01:35:50 |
and I started to go, |
| 01:35:52 |
So I'm like... |
| 01:35:54 |
And we cover up like this |
| 01:35:56 |
I'm like, "This dude is--" |
| 01:35:58 |
no, don't turn your back. |
| 01:35:59 |
Last week on "Heroes." |
| 01:36:02 |
Yeah, cut. |
| 01:36:07 |
(straining) |
| 01:36:08 |
(laughs) |
| 01:36:12 |
(farts) |
| 01:36:14 |
(laughs) |
| 01:36:18 |
(straining) |
| 01:36:23 |
'Cause I'm bored. |
| 01:36:25 |
(laughs) |
| 01:36:34 |
* Ay, mamacita |
| 01:36:38 |
* Go on and do your thing, yeah |
| 01:36:40 |
* Go on and do your thing, girl |
| 01:36:42 |
* Ay, mamacita |
| 01:36:45 |
* Go on and do your thing, yeah |
| 01:36:49 |
(woman speaking Spanish) |
| 01:37:13 |
* Uh-huh |
| 01:37:20 |
* Uh-huh |
| 01:37:28 |
* Uh-huh |
| 01:37:50 |
* Ay, mamacita |
| 01:37:54 |
* Go on and do your thing, yeah |
| 01:37:56 |
* Go on and do your thing, girl |
| 01:37:58 |
* Ay, mamacita |
| 01:38:01 |
* Go on and do your thing, yeah |
| 01:38:03 |
* Oh, yeah |
| 01:38:05 |
* Ay, mamacita. |
| 01:38:07 |
(laughing) |
