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Smiley Face
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This is the story |
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of how a person |
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to point Z. |
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Some call it fate, |
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But whatever |
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it sure is an interesting thing |
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The twisted paths |
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How did you get here? |
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The place where you are |
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What series of events |
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At this specific |
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Where are you in life? |
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Are things turning out |
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And by the way, |
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you spoke with |
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Don't you think you |
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To thank them for the set of circumstances |
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that brought |
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at a certain place, |
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at a certain |
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when you |
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What were we |
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How you |
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Yeah. |
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Jesus Christ, |
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I'm still so... |
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uh, |
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Stoned? |
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Yeah! |
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A glass of orange juice sure would |
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And some Tostitos. |
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That's it! |
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That's exactly |
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OJ and Tostitos! |
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It's like you're reading |
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I am. |
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Whoa. |
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So go on. |
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What am I thinking about now? |
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Well, there are many thoughts |
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The first concerns the |
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Yeah. |
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And the second, |
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the second thought, |
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Uh-huh. |
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It is this. |
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Why are you having a conversation |
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Ha! |
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Holy shit! |
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Yes, I am. |
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I can't fucking believe |
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with Roscoe |
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Okay. Ready |
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You bet I |
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Your third thought |
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How in the hell |
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did I end up |
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How did |
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Because, you |
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you're talking |
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Shit. How the hell |
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I guess maybe it was |
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a little early in the |
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But whatever, |
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It's not like |
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collecting checks from |
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I did that regional |
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Doctor Bjorn's Famous |
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Maybe you saw it? Anyhow, between that |
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and unemployment I |
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All I know |
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so fucking cool |
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They say a true pothead |
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after a certain point. |
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wouldn't even say the word |
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what the true |
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"Munchos" or "hungries" |
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At any rate, I still |
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So fuck you |
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to get hungry |
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My free one year supply of |
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In the six months I've lived |
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I've never seen |
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Not once. |
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He even kind of looks |
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God, you are |
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H uh? |
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Here's the deal |
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He scares me. |
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Oh, hi, Steve. |
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See what I mean? |
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Steve's one of those |
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and wait in line |
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but angry. |
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Real anti-social. |
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I've always tried to |
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who knows what can happen |
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Mm! |
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I know he made that sign telling me not to, |
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but I had a counterplan. |
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I would bake Steve some more cupcakes. |
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Some even |
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And then, |
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I recognized |
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of the cupcakes |
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Oh, shit. |
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Oh, fuck. |
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Listen, Jane. I really busted my ass |
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getting you this audition |
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don't fuck it up. It seems |
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a shit about |
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Do you? Do you even give a shit? |
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I give a shit. |
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Plan... need a plan. |
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My plan. |
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Number one. |
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You know, so I can make |
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Number two: use |
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for the power bill to |
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That way I can bake some fresh cupcakes |
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before he gets back. |
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Then I'll go |
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I mean, number three: |
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I've never been to an |
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but I'd be willing to wager |
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because I'll be even more in |
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That's not really a part |
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Four: hit the cash machine, zip |
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pick up cupcake |
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and head on back to home base to bake 'em up. |
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Not bad... for a person who |
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You're baked. |
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No. |
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What makes |
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Just, you |
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Actually, you better make it a full ounce. |
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I'm gonna be making some cupcakes. |
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You got it. |
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What's going on |
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Who's there? Is someone in my apartment? |
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Man, you really |
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Number one: |
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You're like |
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Can I just... |
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you know... |
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Goddamn it, Jane, |
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You have to pay |
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No problem-o. |
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I'm marking it |
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I just gotta hit the cash machine, my man. |
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It's all |
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and shit like |
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Who creates the jobs? |
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The profits I make, for example, |
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trickle down through the economy |
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It makes sense. I'm |
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Yeah, simple Reaganomics apply |
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Well, I don't think that really |
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What are you |
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Just because |
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doesn't mean it exists in some sort of, |
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you know, laissez faire paradigm or whatever. |
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Did you just use "paradigm" in a sentence? |
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Yeah, man. |
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I mean, what you do is great and all, |
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God bless you |
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like plain old market |
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It's Reaganomics. |
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What about it is Reaganomics? |
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Listen, Jane, |
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and I happen to be very |
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Whoopee! You own a U V lamp. |
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What the fuck do you know |
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Well... I majored in economics in college |
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and graduated |
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I think I know a thing or two about it. |
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I thought you |
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Economics didn't |
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This is |
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Meet me there with the |
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Yeah. |
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What is this? |
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I've never even heard |
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Oh. |
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Actually, my |
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science fiction nerd convention this weekend |
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with his buddies flying |
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Hey! |
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Three o'clock! |
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with the money |
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Do not make me send my associates over here |
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to collect |
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You mean, |
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No, Jesus. |
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So you'll probably just break my arms, then? |
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Break your arms? Janey, what the fuck? |
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I'm a dude |
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I'm not Tony |
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Well, what then? |
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I don't know. |
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Take your furniture, |
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Hmm. |
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So, Jane, |
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what's the deal |
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Steve? |
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What about him? |
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He gives me |
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I think he might be one |
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Know what |
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I bet that dude |
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with candles |
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Oh my God! |
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He's a fucking freak. |
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So, listen. |
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It would be a shame if you |
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and in addition to taking your furniture, |
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I had to tell |
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how you spent the cash for the power bill. |
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Hello? |
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Jane? |
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Hey! |
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Is this...? |
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Who is this? |
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It's Kyle. |
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Oh, hey, baby, |
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You asked me |
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to remind you to go to that audition? |
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Are you stoned? |
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Stoned? |
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It's fucking 10:45 |
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Know what, Jane? This |
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I don't understand. |
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Kyle, you need to |
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to what I'm saying and stop |
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What? Wait, Kyle! |
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Kyle! Hold on! I |
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Oh, shit. |
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Kyle? You still there? |
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Now what am |
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I can't. |
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I daren't. |
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I really shouldn't. |
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The government weed. |
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I was saving the government |
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but the government weed will fetch |
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A very fair price. |
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Maybe just enough to bail me out of this jam. |
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Number three: |
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Whoa. |
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That was intense. |
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Getting on? |
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I've never ridden a bus in L.A. before. |
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This is |
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Yeah, you're in |
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Hey I You squashed |
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He spent weeks putting that together. |
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Hey, right on. Look what you've done. |
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I saw her. |
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fell right over. She |
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Hey! One |
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Okay. |
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- Get up. |
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There's something |
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There's nothing wrong with me, lady. |
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What was it doing on the floor anyway? |
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It wasn't on the floor, fucking pothead. |
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You knocked it out of his hands. |
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I saw it. |
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I'm sorry. |
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That's not gonna bring his car back. |
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I think she's |
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He built that for his grandfather, |
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in the hospital. |
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Hey, lady! |
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I'm getting it! |
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Hey! |
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Hey! |
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That was a close one. |
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"Come on, Frank. |
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"You know |
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That's a fact. I'm always |
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What a piece of shit. |
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"Come on, Frank. |
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"You know |
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That's a fact. I'm always |
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" I'm always willing |
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" I'm always willing |
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" I'm always willing |
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Four. Hit the |
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I had over a thousand |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Oh, no! |
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Take your furniture |
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No! Not my bed! Not my Sleep Number bed! |
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Hey |
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You forgot |
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"Come on, Frank. You |
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Have a seat. |
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Hi. |
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Do you have |
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I, uh, |
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wait. |
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Holy shit! Where'd this come from? |
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Do you |
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No, thank you! |
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Seriously. I could really use the cash. |
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No, I don't. |
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200 bucks. |
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No, I don't want any. |
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I'm really |
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Janel Janel |
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Yeah! |
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Are you ready? |
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You betcha! |
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Hello. |
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Hi! I'm Jane. It's nice to meet you. |
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I, um, heard |
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Excuse me? |
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Nothing. |
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Whee! |
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Are you alright? |
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I'm fantastic! |
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I'm fine. |
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Great! |
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Hang on a second. |
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- What? |
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Did you just |
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- Who, me? |
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize I had spoken. |
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Are you ready? |
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I sure am. |
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Are you ready? |
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I sure am. |
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Okay. |
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"Come on, Frank! |
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You know |
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I'm gonna stop |
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I want you to do it again, but this time, |
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pull it |
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Okay. Sure. |
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"Come on, Frank. You |
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What are |
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I'm pulling it back. |
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Not that much. Can't you |
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You better believe I can |
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Middle ground |
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Thank you. |
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So how'd I do? |
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You did some |
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Really? |
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Well, thanks. You have a wonderful day. |
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Hey, let me |
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Do you want to |
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Are you trying |
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Well... |
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Young lady, have |
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Gee, you don't |
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Sit! |
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Here? |
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In the |
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Bob I Get |
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Tried to sell |
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Hey! Guys, I |
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She tried to |
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? Do you remember |
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? No, you don't remember |
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? Never woke up? |
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? There's a party |
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? I'm hoping |
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? There's a party |
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I'm taking |
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Hold on! |
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I'm just |
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Still shitting! |
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I'm just taking |
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That's it. All done. I'm finished. |
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You got nothing on me! Nada! Zilcho! |
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Go ahead and frisk me! |
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Hello there, Smiley. |
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Hi, Jane. |
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Meet me in |
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You better |
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I'm way ahead of you, |
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Shelly! |
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This is Shelly. |
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Please leave |
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Hey, Shelly! |
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So, listen. I'm |
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out to Venice for this Hemp Festival thing. |
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And it sounds |
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Anyway, I thought |
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But I guess |
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Um, |
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Jesus, Shelly, I'm so fucking |
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Call me. |
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Hi, please leave |
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for me or Tony |
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Uh, |
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who is |
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Hello? |
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Mrs. Green? |
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Yes. |
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It's Jane! |
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Who? |
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Jane! I studied |
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It doesn't really ring |
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Brevin Ericson. |
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Oh, boy. |
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Shall we say a few words |
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Shall we say a few words about love? |
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For Brevin Ericson |
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100 % head over heels in love. |
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Perhaps it's difficult |
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how anybody could be so |
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someone like this. |
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But do not judge |
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After all, how was she to |
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And ask yourselves, |
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might not have |
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Who are we to judge heartbeats |
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Do you want Lightning |
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Yeah. |
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Do you want |
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I already have... |
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Exactly. |
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Dude, your roommate |
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You're kidding, |
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You're so good. |
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No! |
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Oh, Brevin I |
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You're beating me. |
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Damn it I |
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Oh, Brevin, |
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Oh I |
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Oh, yeah. |
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But... |
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I thought you |
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We're kinda taking a break right now. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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What's that got |
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I'm talking about something |
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Of course. |
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So are we doing |
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Well... |
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Come on, man. It's going to |
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It sounds great. |
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What? |
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I, uh... |
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So, you are sure you want to |
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Absolutely, man. |
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Let me just drop you off at |
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No, not necessary, |
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I'm really looking |
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So last week they worked on my left side. |
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Today they're gonna |
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And I tell you, Jane, they really |
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A deep scraping? |
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Yeah. |
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That sounds |
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Maybe I |
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I think you need |
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Oh, yeah. |
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An appointment. |
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Yep, that's pretty |
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I don't even know |
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So, how much do you think you'd need? |
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I don't know. |
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Dollars? |
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Yeah, I need |
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Well, what then? |
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Yeah, that |
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Really? |
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Hey, if you can't, |
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No, I can |
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Really? |
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You're gonna pay |
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Absolutely. |
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My wallet's in the glove box. Get it for me? |
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I may have five C notes right here. |
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That would be |
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Nope. I don't |
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We're gonna have to stop at a machine. |
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Why do you need |
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Well... |
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I don't think Steve |
| 00:37:38 |
Why do you keep it in the glove box? |
| 00:37:40 |
What? |
| 00:37:42 |
Your wallet. |
| 00:37:44 |
It's too thick. It hurts |
| 00:37:48 |
That makes |
| 00:37:56 |
Hey! |
| 00:37:57 |
What? |
| 00:37:58 |
Oh I I've been |
| 00:38:02 |
Which house? |
| 00:38:03 |
That one back there! |
| 00:38:04 |
An old college professor of mine lives there. |
| 00:38:06 |
- Really? |
| 00:38:10 |
He was a pretty |
| 00:38:11 |
What'd he teach? |
| 00:38:14 |
Marxist studies. |
| 00:38:16 |
Marxist studies. |
| 00:38:18 |
Yup. |
| 00:38:20 |
He introduced me to some |
| 00:38:27 |
Some pretty |
| 00:38:32 |
So, were you, like, |
| 00:38:38 |
What do you mean, |
| 00:38:40 |
Were you |
| 00:38:46 |
Do you mean |
| 00:38:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:49 |
He was a fucking |
| 00:38:52 |
Marxist? |
| 00:38:53 |
Why would you even ask something like that? |
| 00:38:57 |
Oh. |
| 00:39:03 |
There's a space. |
| 00:39:05 |
- Where? |
| 00:39:09 |
Come on, dude! We don't want to be late |
| 00:39:11 |
for that dentist |
| 00:39:13 |
U h, right, right. |
| 00:39:16 |
You comin' |
| 00:39:25 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:32 |
So are |
| 00:39:34 |
About what, |
| 00:39:38 |
No, I've never really been |
| 00:39:42 |
It would freak the shit out of me |
| 00:39:46 |
I don't think |
| 00:39:49 |
I kind of like it. |
| 00:39:52 |
I mean, it's not like I'm a |
| 00:39:56 |
well, in a way, it |
| 00:40:00 |
yeah, |
| 00:40:02 |
my teeth are being taken care of, you know? |
| 00:40:07 |
It make me feel... |
| 00:40:09 |
prosperous. |
| 00:40:14 |
I'm sorry, were you talking about something? |
| 00:40:16 |
U m, |
| 00:40:19 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:40:21 |
It makes you feel prosperous or something. |
| 00:40:35 |
I'm bored. |
| 00:40:38 |
Ericson? |
| 00:40:40 |
That's me. |
| 00:40:42 |
Okay, I guess I will see you in a little bit. |
| 00:40:48 |
Till we |
| 00:40:54 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:02 |
He's not my boyfriend or anything. |
| 00:41:04 |
Just a friend. |
| 00:41:06 |
I n case you were wondering |
| 00:41:12 |
Or not. |
| 00:41:40 |
How's it going? |
| 00:42:20 |
Thanks, Gina. |
| 00:42:21 |
Oh! Thank |
| 00:42:26 |
This has been |
| 00:42:29 |
most uncomfortable thing |
| 00:42:33 |
I really thought I was gonna die of boredom. |
| 00:42:37 |
I gotta pay still. |
| 00:42:38 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:42:54 |
Hey, Jane. What time |
| 00:42:57 |
that I picked you? |
| 00:43:03 |
What was that? |
| 00:43:08 |
Hey. |
| 00:43:10 |
Why don't you come over here |
| 00:43:17 |
Young lady, |
| 00:43:21 |
Come here! |
| 00:43:37 |
Look at me. |
| 00:43:40 |
Look at me. I'm not playing games here. |
| 00:43:44 |
It's really bright |
| 00:43:49 |
Would you mind removing |
| 00:43:55 |
It's really |
| 00:43:59 |
What's your name? |
| 00:44:02 |
Uh... |
| 00:44:05 |
Christy? |
| 00:44:07 |
You don't sound too sure of that. |
| 00:44:10 |
No, it's Christy. |
| 00:44:13 |
Well, Christy, |
| 00:44:17 |
how come your friend just |
| 00:44:24 |
Jane's, uh, my... |
| 00:44:30 |
religious name? |
| 00:44:34 |
Your religious name? |
| 00:44:35 |
Am I |
| 00:44:38 |
Why would you be |
| 00:44:40 |
Have you done something I should know about? |
| 00:44:42 |
No, I... shit. |
| 00:44:50 |
Sir, do you mind opening your trunk for me? |
| 00:44:54 |
My trunk? |
| 00:44:56 |
No. Wait, excuse me. We |
| 00:45:08 |
Now, Christy, |
| 00:45:10 |
am I gonna find whatever kind |
| 00:45:17 |
Christy. |
| 00:45:20 |
Chris-ty. |
| 00:45:22 |
Oh, Jesus |
| 00:45:25 |
Yeah? |
| 00:45:27 |
Her name's not Christy, it's Jane. |
| 00:45:29 |
I don't even know why you're doing that. |
| 00:45:30 |
What do you have in here, son? |
| 00:45:34 |
I don't know. |
| 00:45:36 |
Folders that |
| 00:45:37 |
to bring to my dad's office |
| 00:45:40 |
What's that? |
| 00:45:42 |
A tennis racket. |
| 00:45:44 |
And that is a tennis ball. I wish |
| 00:45:48 |
Jack head, |
| 00:45:52 |
shoes, |
| 00:46:34 |
Hello. |
| 00:46:35 |
H i. |
| 00:46:38 |
You're a |
| 00:46:42 |
Well, are you coming in or what? |
| 00:46:46 |
H uh. |
| 00:46:51 |
Peter's not back |
| 00:46:54 |
So why don't you just have a |
| 00:46:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:00 |
Would you like something to drink? |
| 00:47:03 |
U h, do you have |
| 00:47:07 |
Oh, no. I'm sorry. How |
| 00:47:12 |
Yeah, that sounds |
| 00:47:15 |
All right. |
| 00:47:18 |
Well... now that |
| 00:47:24 |
I wouldn't mind something to munch on. |
| 00:47:26 |
You know, like chips or whatever. |
| 00:47:28 |
Well, let me see what I can find. |
| 00:47:43 |
Here we go. |
| 00:47:44 |
Thanks. |
| 00:47:49 |
What's with |
| 00:47:50 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:47:53 |
Oh, that's a photo of Peter's. |
| 00:47:55 |
I suppose that's his idea |
| 00:48:01 |
How long have you been Peter's T.A.? |
| 00:48:05 |
- Who? |
| 00:48:08 |
Oh, you mean |
| 00:48:11 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:12 |
Well, for quite |
| 00:48:16 |
I guess it didn't work |
| 00:48:20 |
I guess not. |
| 00:48:22 |
Well, it's very nice |
| 00:48:30 |
Jane. |
| 00:48:31 |
Jane. I'm Shirley, |
| 00:48:34 |
Shirley, of course. Peter |
| 00:48:38 |
He does? |
| 00:48:40 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:48:56 |
I'll just go and get what you came for, |
| 00:49:00 |
so that you can |
| 00:49:06 |
That is where corn chips come from. |
| 00:49:10 |
H mm, maybe old Professor |
| 00:49:15 |
He probably |
| 00:49:18 |
and all corn |
| 00:49:21 |
I mean, isn't that what you're |
| 00:49:24 |
Things you love? |
| 00:49:25 |
I'm gonna do that. |
| 00:49:28 |
I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. |
| 00:49:31 |
Like lasagna. |
| 00:49:36 |
It's so good, |
| 00:49:42 |
You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. |
| 00:49:46 |
Man, that cat really |
| 00:49:50 |
Maybe I should put a picture |
| 00:49:54 |
As a kind of shorthand way |
| 00:49:59 |
That would be |
| 00:50:03 |
Or how about a photo |
| 00:50:07 |
Oh, shit. That'd |
| 00:50:10 |
People would be all like, |
| 00:50:14 |
of President Garfield |
| 00:50:16 |
And I'd be like "Because I |
| 00:50:27 |
Oh, my, |
| 00:50:31 |
Did you fall? |
| 00:50:34 |
Yes, that's exactly |
| 00:50:37 |
I was reaching for something |
| 00:50:44 |
Well, are you |
| 00:50:47 |
Oh yeah, |
| 00:50:48 |
Are you hiding |
| 00:50:51 |
Of course not. Why would you ask that? |
| 00:50:54 |
It seems like you're hiding from somebody. |
| 00:50:57 |
I don't know what you're |
| 00:51:05 |
Well, |
| 00:51:07 |
here you go. |
| 00:51:08 |
Great. Thanks |
| 00:51:12 |
Now I'm sure Peter's told you this already, |
| 00:51:15 |
but he wanted me to be sure |
| 00:51:17 |
straight to his office |
| 00:51:22 |
Oh, of course. |
| 00:51:25 |
Well, I guess |
| 00:51:27 |
Okay. |
| 00:51:29 |
See yah. |
| 00:52:31 |
Holy fucking shit. |
| 00:52:49 |
Oh! |
| 00:52:53 |
Hi. |
| 00:52:54 |
Hi. |
| 00:52:55 |
I'm just waiting for my clothes to dry. |
| 00:53:03 |
Those are |
| 00:53:05 |
Right. I'm waiting for your |
| 00:53:11 |
dry my clothes. |
| 00:53:15 |
Where are |
| 00:53:18 |
I n my bathtub. |
| 00:53:22 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:53:28 |
Hey, |
| 00:53:29 |
let me ask |
| 00:53:32 |
Suppose you had |
| 00:53:37 |
Let go of my arm. |
| 00:53:39 |
Sorry. |
| 00:53:41 |
We're cool. We're just talking here, right? |
| 00:53:44 |
Laundry buddies. |
| 00:53:45 |
Do you even live |
| 00:53:47 |
That's not relevant right now, laundry buddy. |
| 00:53:51 |
Let's suppose a person |
| 00:53:57 |
a very old... |
| 00:54:06 |
book. |
| 00:54:07 |
What kind |
| 00:54:09 |
A very |
| 00:54:11 |
A book that has changed history. |
| 00:54:15 |
I have no idea what the |
| 00:54:18 |
Hey, dude. What's with the hostility? |
| 00:54:21 |
You give me |
| 00:54:23 |
The creeps? |
| 00:54:25 |
Take it |
| 00:54:26 |
before I call |
| 00:54:28 |
Whoa! Hold |
| 00:54:32 |
If you want me to leave, I can go. |
| 00:54:35 |
Thank you. |
| 00:54:36 |
I'm going, dude. |
| 00:54:38 |
Goodbye, dude. |
| 00:54:42 |
It's always me. |
| 00:55:01 |
Sweet mother |
| 00:55:06 |
What 're |
| 00:55:07 |
I'm just, |
| 00:55:09 |
I'm calling |
| 00:55:10 |
Hey, don't do that. |
| 00:55:13 |
I'm gonna give it back. I swear! |
| 00:55:16 |
What use could I possibly have |
| 00:55:22 |
Don't put me |
| 00:55:26 |
Hey! |
| 00:55:28 |
She's getting away I will find |
| 00:55:57 |
Phew. |
| 00:56:09 |
No. |
| 00:56:17 |
Wow, do you |
| 00:56:20 |
Come on, Hercules. |
| 00:56:30 |
Aw, cute pig. |
| 00:56:36 |
The truck bed's open. |
| 00:56:39 |
It's headed west. |
| 00:56:44 |
To Venice. |
| 00:56:49 |
I don't see |
| 00:56:53 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:57:03 |
Buzz. |
| 00:57:27 |
It smells like |
| 00:57:38 |
Time for a |
| 00:57:43 |
Number one: Get to that Hemp Festival. |
| 00:57:45 |
Number two: Try to convince |
| 00:57:50 |
Especially not my bed. Oh God. |
| 00:57:53 |
Anything but that. |
| 00:57:59 |
Number three: Once I've convinced |
| 00:58:02 |
try to figure out a way to |
| 00:58:04 |
without getting arrested. Possibly |
| 00:58:08 |
No, Global Express |
| 00:58:13 |
Now that sounds like an awesome revised plan. |
| 00:58:23 |
Next stop: |
| 00:58:46 |
Holy shit I |
| 00:58:48 |
What? |
| 00:58:54 |
Dude. |
| 00:59:09 |
Are we in |
| 00:59:11 |
Venice?! |
| 00:59:13 |
Lady, we, we're in fucking El Monte. |
| 00:59:17 |
Where? |
| 00:59:21 |
Do you guys |
| 00:59:22 |
No, that happens way before they get here. |
| 00:59:25 |
We keep the pigs on ice |
| 00:59:28 |
Shut the fuck up. |
| 00:59:31 |
Albert, she asked. |
| 00:59:32 |
Hey, fellas. |
| 00:59:34 |
Now you |
| 00:59:35 |
What are you |
| 00:59:37 |
Who the hell |
| 00:59:39 |
You know the rules, Mikey. No |
| 00:59:43 |
Oh no, M r. Spencer, |
| 00:59:45 |
I'm not his girlfriend, dude. Believe me. |
| 00:59:49 |
Mikey, Albert, would |
| 00:59:54 |
what's going |
| 00:59:55 |
U h... |
| 00:59:56 |
I'm here to organize a union. |
| 00:59:58 |
What?! |
| 00:59:59 |
That's right. I always make it a point |
| 01:00:02 |
to get to know the |
| 01:00:04 |
and these two gentlemen were kind |
| 01:00:08 |
Albert, I thought |
| 01:00:10 |
all that union |
| 01:00:13 |
We did, sir. I was just |
| 01:00:15 |
Look, M r. Spencer, |
| 01:00:20 |
How much stake do you personally |
| 01:00:25 |
Well, not that it's any of your business, |
| 01:00:28 |
but I've got a very |
| 01:00:31 |
A generous |
| 01:00:36 |
Listen to how quickly |
| 01:00:38 |
the language of |
| 01:00:40 |
Ma'am, I am going to ask you one time nicely. |
| 01:00:44 |
Tell your people that we are not interested. |
| 01:00:47 |
I'll tell my |
| 01:00:50 |
But first, I have |
| 01:00:53 |
for you to tell |
| 01:00:57 |
You tell |
| 01:01:00 |
the slaughterers of pigs, |
| 01:01:05 |
who dishonestly hide |
| 01:01:08 |
behind a sweet, happy |
| 01:01:12 |
while they manufacture |
| 01:01:15 |
Ma'am. |
| 01:01:16 |
Please, sir, allow |
| 01:01:20 |
Just look around you. |
| 01:01:23 |
Do you see it? |
| 01:01:30 |
And you, sir, |
| 01:01:33 |
in this warehouse |
| 01:01:36 |
And you have the audacity to tell me |
| 01:01:40 |
that you have a generous benefit package? |
| 01:01:46 |
And them? |
| 01:01:48 |
Do they have a generous benefit package? |
| 01:01:55 |
I think we all know the |
| 01:02:04 |
It is a tale |
| 01:02:08 |
The history of all hither |
| 01:02:13 |
is the history |
| 01:02:15 |
The free man and slave, |
| 01:02:19 |
in a word, oppressor |
| 01:02:23 |
stood in constant opposition to one another, |
| 01:02:27 |
carrying on an |
| 01:02:30 |
A fight that each |
| 01:02:33 |
in either revolutionary |
| 01:02:38 |
or in a complete |
| 01:02:48 |
You tell your |
| 01:02:57 |
You think you're |
| 01:03:01 |
Jesus! And then you go on |
| 01:03:07 |
and all this other bullshit |
| 01:03:11 |
fuck, man! I mean, this |
| 01:03:17 |
with a capital! I |
| 01:03:24 |
Do you like even... |
| 01:03:28 |
Well, do you? |
| 01:03:32 |
You tell your |
| 01:03:45 |
Meet me in |
| 01:03:49 |
Take this straight to his |
| 01:03:52 |
I'd probably take |
| 01:03:55 |
Are you trying to |
| 01:03:58 |
Young lady, |
| 01:04:00 |
Jane. Janel |
| 01:04:03 |
You give me |
| 01:04:06 |
Christy. |
| 01:04:11 |
Jesus! Jane. |
| 01:04:16 |
Jane. |
| 01:04:24 |
Hey. |
| 01:04:27 |
What are |
| 01:04:31 |
I don't even know |
| 01:04:34 |
Do you |
| 01:04:36 |
Number one: Get to |
| 01:04:39 |
So you like to smoke a lot of weed, huh? |
| 01:04:46 |
Not really. |
| 01:05:02 |
So are you like a Communist or something? |
| 01:05:05 |
No, man. I'm not a Communist. |
| 01:05:10 |
What's in Venice that you've got |
| 01:05:16 |
I'm supposed to |
| 01:05:20 |
Hmm. |
| 01:05:21 |
Can I ask |
| 01:05:24 |
Sure. |
| 01:05:25 |
If you could, |
| 01:05:29 |
change the whole trajectory |
| 01:05:33 |
The trajectory |
| 01:05:36 |
Yeah, the direction your life |
| 01:05:42 |
U h, I don't |
| 01:05:47 |
I guess not. I've got a good job. Why? |
| 01:05:50 |
I'm thinking about changing the |
| 01:05:56 |
That's cool. |
| 01:05:59 |
God. I get so horny |
| 01:06:06 |
What? |
| 01:06:07 |
Pot makes me |
| 01:06:10 |
Does it have |
| 01:06:12 |
I'm not stoned |
| 01:06:14 |
Let's just fuck. Right here, right now, |
| 01:06:18 |
In the car. In the middle |
| 01:06:22 |
I don't want to get in an accident. |
| 01:06:24 |
Come on, Mikey. |
| 01:06:26 |
Fuck me right now. |
| 01:06:29 |
Come on, Mikey. |
| 01:06:32 |
Fuck me! Yeah! |
| 01:06:37 |
Fuck me! |
| 01:06:40 |
Come on! |
| 01:06:48 |
This traffic |
| 01:06:51 |
Huh? |
| 01:06:52 |
This traffic... |
| 01:06:55 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:06:58 |
Right. |
| 01:07:00 |
Hmm. |
| 01:07:29 |
Oh, my God! No! |
| 01:07:31 |
We're on the freeway. |
| 01:07:33 |
I have to stop my dealer |
| 01:07:36 |
What are you |
| 01:07:37 |
There's no time to... |
| 01:07:39 |
Jane! |
| 01:07:42 |
Where the hell |
| 01:07:45 |
Jane! |
| 01:07:50 |
Number two: Try to convince |
| 01:08:10 |
You shouldn't be walking on |
| 01:08:18 |
I guess. |
| 01:08:19 |
Where are |
| 01:08:20 |
Venice. |
| 01:08:22 |
That's where |
| 01:08:24 |
I'll give |
| 01:08:35 |
Hold on. |
| 01:09:12 |
Well, I hope you find whatever |
| 01:09:16 |
Thanks. |
| 01:09:30 |
She was nice. |
| 01:09:38 |
Carrot Top! |
| 01:10:03 |
Excuse me, did you just |
| 01:10:07 |
No, man. I'm |
| 01:10:10 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 01:10:11 |
Dude, I'm just fucking with |
| 01:10:14 |
What? |
| 01:10:16 |
You're a bong hit late. It's done-ski. |
| 01:10:20 |
No! |
| 01:10:32 |
Hey, is this the Thirty-third |
| 01:10:38 |
Not any more. |
| 01:10:40 |
Oh, you've got |
| 01:10:43 |
I'm supposed to meet |
| 01:10:45 |
Do you know him? |
| 01:10:47 |
Steve? Oh, yeah! |
| 01:10:50 |
Is he a dude, he's got |
| 01:10:55 |
And a head. |
| 01:10:58 |
That's Steve. |
| 01:11:00 |
Forget it. |
| 01:12:10 |
Have a fun ride. |
| 01:13:48 |
In that moment, |
| 01:13:51 |
perched high |
| 01:13:53 |
high above those who had |
| 01:13:57 |
Jane knew what |
| 01:14:03 |
Jane was no schemer, no conniver, |
| 01:14:06 |
no thief. |
| 01:14:11 |
Jane knew that deep down |
| 01:14:16 |
And that she did not want to contribute |
| 01:14:18 |
to the toll of human misery |
| 01:14:24 |
She knew the time had come |
| 01:14:26 |
to take responsibility |
| 01:14:29 |
and to return the book to its rightful owner. |
| 01:14:33 |
That her intentions were |
| 01:14:38 |
But what puzzled many on that day |
| 01:14:44 |
Hey! |
| 01:14:47 |
What puzzled |
| 01:14:50 |
Hey! |
| 01:14:56 |
By what bizarre |
| 01:14:59 |
did she arrive at the decision to do |
| 01:15:01 |
what you're |
| 01:15:04 |
I n short, what the fuck was she thinking? |
| 01:15:10 |
Whoa! |
| 01:15:15 |
Up here! |
| 01:15:17 |
Brevin! |
| 01:15:27 |
Oh no. |
| 01:15:52 |
Hey! |
| 01:16:08 |
Help. |
| 01:17:41 |
Whoa. |
| 01:18:33 |
So, my dad plays |
| 01:18:37 |
who is a pretty good |
| 01:18:41 |
I think he's |
| 01:18:43 |
He's definitely |
| 01:18:45 |
I could try to hook you |
| 01:18:48 |
Yeah, that |
| 01:18:56 |
Well, Brevin, it sure has |
| 01:19:03 |
Yeah, I guess. |
| 01:20:15 |
What a weird |
| 01:20:22 |
Hey, stoner! |
| 01:20:29 |
Sorry. |
| 01:20:32 |
This has been the story |
| 01:20:35 |
got to Z, and |
| 01:20:39 |
collecting garbage by |
| 01:20:43 |
And I think you'll all agree |
| 01:20:47 |
it certainly has been... one |
