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00:00:25 Hi, you've reached Noah and Clare.
00:00:26 Leave a message at the-
00:00:28 Hi, it's Mom.
00:00:29 I hope I'm not bothering you.
00:00:31 Happy Halloween.
00:00:33 You probably work now so you can
00:00:36 I mean you actually don't
00:00:39 you know it's obviously
00:00:40 But if you want to call me,
00:00:43 I just wanted to ask you... Shit...
00:00:45 I can't remember why I called now.
00:00:47 Anyway, I'm sleeping so much
00:00:51 and my jaw only clicks now
00:00:54 And I, You know what.
00:00:55 I remember why I called now.
00:00:57 Do you have my VCR manual in...
00:01:00 Hang on a second.
00:01:08 Hold on, Sammi.
00:01:11 Who's on the phone now?
00:01:13 What's that, uh?!
00:01:14 Who's on the phone?!
00:01:15 What do you mean?
00:01:16 Somebody's on the phone?!
00:01:17 Hello? Hello? There's nobody
00:01:23 I think your mom's messages
00:01:29 You know how people worry about
00:01:32 I worry mine's gonna live forever.
00:03:25 There must be another
00:03:27 Who's the physical therapist,
00:03:30 You...
00:03:30 All right! Keep those knees up!
00:03:32 We'll see some high step in!
00:03:35 Noah, your mom's on line one.
00:03:37 Tell her I'm busy, would you?
00:03:39 Doing great, Bob.
00:03:39 You look like an antelope here.
00:03:41 Cooper, I need you
00:03:43 Technically, Dana, it's
00:03:46 Yeah? That's what he thinks.
00:03:49 Today, Cooper.
00:03:51 That's good, Bob.
00:03:52 Take a rest.
00:03:54 Thank god...
00:03:58 Dad, I have Cooper here.
00:03:59 We need to take your ticket,
00:04:00 then I have me
00:04:02 Didn't I tell you five
00:04:03 Dana! What time are we doing
00:04:05 He's here now.
00:04:06 Put him on.
00:04:07 He is.
00:04:08 Hello, Ralph.
00:04:08 All right, no small talk.
00:04:10 I've asked Dana to meet with you
00:04:13 We've been watching you as
00:04:16 and it's become increasingly clear
00:04:17 that you're not
00:04:19 Show personae case of number.
00:04:21 These are the billing guidelines
00:04:24 And these are the actual totals
00:04:27 Quite a discrepancy,
00:04:29 Oh, I would say these goals are
00:04:32 You're the boss now.
00:04:33 I didn't get the memo.
00:04:34 Look, I told you before, Ralph,
00:04:36 I'm not going to over
00:04:38 It's unethical.
00:04:38 Are you calling me a fraud?
00:04:40 The bottom line is this.
00:04:42 We've given you plenty of chances
00:04:44 to get with the program
00:04:47 I'm sorry to say this,
00:04:48 We're gonna have to let you go.
00:04:50 You're firing me?
00:04:51 You're just one germen, genius
00:04:53 It's not a reflection of you
00:04:55 How is that not a reflect on me
00:04:57 Have your testicles
00:04:59 Did he just say testicles?
00:05:01 I built this office for you!
00:05:03 Every doctor that refers patients
00:05:06 Every supplier connection
00:05:09 Christ, I hit the bang winning home run
00:05:10 against Silverman's
00:05:12 and won a championship for you!
00:05:14 Only because I got
00:05:15 and kept the inning alive!
00:05:17 Yeah, I guess the shortstop
00:05:19 You hit it to his weak side!
00:05:20 That's no pride.
00:05:21 Go to hell, Cooper!
00:05:22 I never want to see you
00:05:24 Dana, call security.
00:05:25 Gladly.
00:05:28 Calm Down.
00:05:28 What's that noise?
00:05:29 Are you all right?
00:05:30 Don't let him take the spin!
00:05:33 But the wise little Alice was
00:05:37 "No, I'll look first," she said,
00:05:40 for she had read several
00:05:42 about children who had got burnt,
00:05:44 and eaten up by wild beasts,
00:05:51 Sorry guys. Sorry! Sit tight! OK?
00:05:57 Mrs. Cooper's class.
00:05:59 Hello, Mrs. Cooper, it's me.
00:06:01 Hi me.
00:06:02 So I have some good news
00:06:05 What happened?
00:06:06 The bad news is I got fired.
00:06:09 But the good news is I'm gonna
00:06:11 two years ahead of schedule.
00:06:13 Ralph fired you?
00:06:14 No, Dana did.
00:06:16 Ralph was on speakerphone.
00:06:18 Oh my God!
00:06:18 What an asshole.
00:06:20 Look, honey, I'm really sorry,
00:06:21 but I'm in the middle of class
00:06:23 Can we talk it later?
00:06:24 Yeah, try not to get fired, OK?
00:06:27 One of us should have a job,
00:06:29 Happy Halloween.
00:06:30 Goodbye.
00:06:54 Oh, how's it going?
00:06:56 Pretty good.
00:06:58 Great. Who are you?
00:07:01 Myron Stubbs.
00:07:02 You know I'm Clare's cousin
00:07:07 She said I could stay
00:07:08 for this writing seminar
00:07:10 Oh, right.
00:07:12 I thought
00:07:13 Yeah, it got moved up.
00:07:15 So I called her from the airport
00:07:18 I never would've guessed.
00:07:20 I'm Noah.
00:07:21 Nice to finally meet you.
00:07:23 Nice to meet you.
00:07:24 Can I ask you a question?
00:07:26 Is that my toothbrush next
00:07:29 Is it? Oh man, I'm sorry.
00:07:32 I forgot mine at home.
00:07:33 So I just Yeah, it's a simple mistake.
00:07:37 You know what.
00:07:37 I'll just go buy one.
00:07:38 That's okay.
00:07:41 You know what.
00:07:41 Keep it and think it as
00:07:44 Really? Right on.
00:07:47 Thanks.
00:07:53 Trick or treat!
00:07:57 Who is this?
00:07:58 Oh, look at these.
00:07:59 Straight from Villa Villekulla.
00:08:01 How excited Happy Halloween.
00:08:05 There's my unemployed man.
00:08:07 Hi.
00:08:07 Does my cousin get here okay?
00:08:08 Yeah, he went out for a while.
00:08:10 He said He'd be back
00:08:12 So are you serious about
00:08:14 about starting
00:08:16 Yeah. I mean what have
00:08:18 I've got experience, I'm clearly
00:08:23 So, what do you think?
00:08:24 Can we go to the Honesty Zone?
00:08:26 I would love to.
00:08:28 I've always thought you'd be
00:08:30 you know that.
00:08:31 But you haven't had
00:08:33 This is a lot responsibility.
00:08:35 Wow, I haven't thought that.
00:08:37 Thank you.
00:08:39 Maybe that's
00:08:40 trying to avoid accountability
00:08:44 Does it feel like
00:08:46 as constructive as it used to be?
00:08:48 You know, look,
00:08:51 I just want you to be sure
00:08:53 I think I can really do
00:08:56 And it'll only take a few months
00:08:58 so in the meantime, honey,
00:09:00 I can call Donnie to get my
00:09:04 Ewww, Donnie?
00:09:04 Are you sure?
00:09:05 He said I could come back
00:09:07 the hours are flexible and
00:09:12 Okay, and that's the plan.
00:09:15 I like you.
00:09:22 Trick or treat!
00:09:23 Mom?
00:09:26 Marilyn, what's the matter?
00:09:28 I'm fine, I...
00:09:31 You know I'm probably happy,
00:09:36 Hey, where's Dad?
00:09:37 Oh, him. He's at home.
00:09:39 We had a really big fight
00:09:43 because I'm absolutely fine.
00:09:45 I'm just going to a motel room.
00:09:46 I'll find one.
00:09:47 Maybe you should stay here tonight.
00:09:49 Or come in for some coffee and
00:09:52 And somehow the night's... No...
00:09:55 I don't really want to
00:09:57 I just stopped
00:10:00 Just sort of to give you
00:10:03 You know what I'm saying.
00:10:04 It's no big deal and come on in
00:10:06 Check hotel for vacancies.
00:10:07 We're not taking no for an answer,
00:10:10 That's so sweet.
00:10:13 Alright, Hartanto, we can stay!
00:10:17 Go Sammi.
00:10:19 Go. Out of the car.
00:10:22 Sammi
00:10:24 Oh... Great... Great...
00:10:26 Where is...
00:10:27 Oh, don't worry.
00:10:27 We will gather
00:10:28 You are such a sweet and
00:10:31 It's Hoo Nong Yo, not Hartanto.
00:10:34 That's OK.
00:10:34 Don't worry about it.
00:10:35 Just place them everywhere.
00:10:36 But be careful that.
00:10:37 That's glass one.
00:10:37 Be careful though.
00:10:38 Don't worry. It's OK.
00:10:39 It's fine.
00:10:40 I'll come back with other ones.
00:10:41 This guy is not too smart.
00:10:42 I realize you only brought
00:10:43 I think. That's good.
00:10:44 Yeah, I know.
00:10:44 Honey, what are you supposed to be,
00:10:48 Check it out, your neighbor's
00:10:51 Hello.
00:10:51 Hi, Clare! My goodness.
00:10:54 It's really happy to see you.
00:10:55 Anyway, I'm feeling
00:10:58 Is anyone hungry?
00:10:59 My treat.
00:11:04 When was the last time
00:11:05 It looks kind of greasy.
00:11:06 I think it's
00:11:08 To be honest.
00:11:10 Oh.
00:11:11 It's not greasy.
00:11:12 Look, how succulent
00:11:15 OK, sweetie, I'll take that.
00:11:16 Yes, egg salad is for me.
00:11:17 And this one right here
00:11:22 Yeah let her
00:11:23 And this big guy
00:11:26 I think she knows.
00:11:27 She took the order.
00:11:28 Can I ask you?
00:11:29 Do you know if the cheese
00:11:32 I don't know.
00:11:33 Can you please check?
00:11:34 Because you see
00:11:36 and diabetes in our family.
00:11:38 Sure. Can I get you anything else?
00:11:39 I'm a diabetic and sometimes
00:11:43 My son was ten pounds.
00:11:45 Oh My God!
00:11:46 No, we're great, thank you.
00:11:48 And I'm sorry you have to
00:11:51 And mine...
00:11:52 O.K.
00:11:55 Is it just me?
00:11:56 Or did she seem like
00:12:00 You can tell me what's going
00:12:02 Can you please pass the salt,
00:12:03 Thank you.
00:12:05 It's Myron.
00:12:06 Oh. Myron.
00:12:07 Actually I kind of
00:12:10 It reminds me of
00:12:13 Normally black movies
00:12:15 but I liked that one.
00:12:19 Honey, how is your omelet?
00:12:22 I haven't tasted it yet.
00:12:24 Can I have a little bite?
00:12:25 You know just a smidge.
00:12:26 Yeah, you can tell me how it tastes.
00:12:28 Honey, Can I have a bite.
00:12:29 All crazy.
00:12:31 Oh, get a big bite.
00:12:33 Do you like it?
00:12:34 Do you like my omelet?
00:12:35 Actually...
00:12:35 Should I have gotten ham?
00:12:37 Oh, that's succulent.
00:12:40 So are you going to tell me
00:12:42 No?
00:12:43 How was school today, Clare?
00:12:45 It's great.
00:12:46 We have a costume
00:12:48 There's a runoff
00:12:49 between Freddy Kreuger
00:12:51 Freddy Kreuger won.
00:12:52 OK. You know what.
00:12:54 There you go.
00:12:55 Thank you, honey.
00:12:57 You are so nice.
00:12:58 Myron, what do you do for living?
00:13:01 I'm a screenwriter.
00:13:03 No! That is so interesting.
00:13:05 I'm working on
00:13:08 set in the jungles of
00:13:11 gets infected by Agent
00:13:15 then mutates into
00:13:17 but misunderstood
00:13:19 by the horrors of
00:13:21 That's unreal.
00:13:23 My original title was Mansquito,
00:13:26 Oh Yeah!
00:13:26 So my working title is PTSD,
00:13:29 which is Post Traumatic Stress
00:13:33 That's provoking.
00:13:34 It's presuming
00:13:35 You know the Fly.
00:13:37 Excellent!
00:13:38 Sounds like it'll really capture
00:13:42 But with a sci-fi hook, exactly.
00:13:45 Half Commando... Half Mosquito...
00:13:48 Total Terror.
00:13:51 My God! That sounds so exciting.
00:13:54 Sounds Great.
00:13:55 I really like to read it.
00:13:56 How much do you get paid?
00:13:58 Well, I don't get paid
00:14:00 But I did send a query letter to
00:14:03 if they want it for Snipes.
00:14:09 Wesley Snipes?
00:14:13 Wow!
00:14:13 Isn't that one of your favorite
00:14:17 I don't wanna talk about.
00:14:20 How is everything?
00:14:21 Oh succulent.
00:14:22 Isn't it, everyone?
00:14:23 Oh, hey
00:14:24 Do you like movies?
00:14:25 I love them
00:14:27 Oh my god
00:14:27 You should tell her your idea,
00:14:30 Lt. Tom Dawson gets infected by
00:14:39 Oh, come on.
00:14:41 Oh my god.
00:14:43 Clare, I'm so sorry.
00:14:45 That does Bad!
00:14:48 Hello?
00:14:48 Is your mother there?
00:14:50 That I'm warning you,
00:14:50 you might be kicked
00:14:53 I hear my answer
00:14:55 OK. What's going on?
00:14:56 She said you got in a fight,
00:14:57 but every time I asked for
00:14:58 She ignores me.
00:14:59 How should I know?
00:15:00 We're handing out
00:15:02 and the next she's yelling at me
00:15:05 What did you do?
00:15:07 Just put her on the phone.
00:15:08 Mom
00:15:09 No, I am not getting him
00:15:11 She doesn't want to talk.
00:15:13 That's a first.
00:15:14 Who is it, Gene?
00:15:15 Is it her?
00:15:16 No, it's your unemployed
00:15:19 What's that have to do
00:15:21 I'm just stating the facts.
00:15:23 I guess not everyone's
00:15:25 to work at the post office
00:15:26 It's not luck when you earn it.
00:15:28 Look, whatever.
00:15:29 She's staying here tonight.
00:15:30 You guys can talk tomorrow.
00:15:31 Don't bet on it!
00:15:34 She just fell, didn't she?
00:15:35 Yep.
00:15:38 I hope I'm not
00:15:40 No. I'll be fine on the couch.
00:15:41 Spit it put, Sammy Higgins.
00:15:43 Spit it out and we'll see.
00:15:45 So all these guys
00:15:47 They're part of
00:15:49 I have average about forty a year,
00:15:52 and that's why I call
00:15:54 It's easy to remember
00:15:56 keep a detached professionalism
00:15:59 Right on.
00:16:00 Well, I hope you feel better.
00:16:02 I'll see you in the morning.
00:16:03 I guess.
00:16:03 Wonderful.
00:16:04 Good luck at that
00:16:06 Thanks!
00:16:07 OK
00:16:07 Bye. Myron
00:16:08 Myrilan, Is this yours?
00:16:10 It was just laying on
00:16:12 Thank you so much.
00:16:13 It must have fallen down of my bag.
00:16:15 What the hell is that thing?
00:16:17 It's just a lighter, Relax.
00:16:20 Do you know what I do?
00:16:21 I used it to scare people like you
00:16:24 Wouldn't it be safer
00:16:26 I tried that once,
00:16:27 but I ended upmistaking it
00:16:29 Come here.
00:16:29 No, I'm going to sleep.
00:16:30 You're going to sleep?
00:16:31 Oh, I'll see you tomorrow morning.
00:16:32 Please tell me
00:16:35 Call me if you want this turkey.
00:16:39 Gosh, you know what's funny?
00:16:42 Yes. I do.
00:16:43 What's funny is my head's
00:16:46 but the fall snapped
00:16:47 I got to to remember to
00:16:49 about that right now.
00:16:50 Yeah, Mom,
00:16:51 because it's getting late.
00:16:52 And it's been a long day.
00:16:53 You want to play Scrabble?
00:16:54 I brought my dictionary.
00:16:56 Oh, no.
00:16:56 But maybe tomorrow.
00:16:58 Okay,
00:17:00 OK. Good night.
00:17:00 Noah, hug me as hard as you can
00:17:10 Harder.
00:17:11 I don't want to disarrange
00:17:15 Nice to meet you.
00:17:17 Noah?
00:17:18 Yeah?
00:17:20 You forget to say good night
00:17:25 Good night, Sammy Higgins... es.
00:17:29 Look how much he loves you.
00:17:31 Good night.
00:17:34 I love-
00:17:36 you, too.
00:17:46 Oh my god...
00:17:48 Come on, she's only here
00:17:51 I wish they'd just get a divorce and
00:17:53 put all of us out of our misery.
00:17:56 Is my hair really greasy?
00:17:57 No, not really.
00:17:59 Sometimes.
00:18:00 She's just so needy one minute
00:18:03 Why don't you tell her that.
00:18:06 I think it would hurt her feelings.
00:18:07 Maybe I could pay someone to do.
00:18:09 Do you wanna make five bucks?
00:18:11 Good night, honey.
00:18:12 OK
00:18:19 Honey.
00:18:20 What?
00:18:21 Honey
00:18:21 What is it?
00:18:22 We're supposed to do
00:18:25 Oh, does that start tonight?
00:18:26 The next four.
00:18:28 Oh, cool.
00:18:31 Do you think maybe
00:18:32 until we settled for
00:18:35 And that would be when exactly?
00:18:38 Why are you in sure
00:18:41 Yeah, it's what the calendar said.
00:18:43 Tonight or tomorrow.
00:18:45 Okay...
00:18:48 Look, if you're not up for it,
00:18:51 I'm not up for it.
00:18:52 It's just been such a crazy day.
00:18:54 Okay, we'll do it tomorrow,
00:18:57 Twice.
00:18:58 Yeah, all right.
00:18:59 As if.
00:19:00 OK, Thanks.
00:19:20 Spoony?
00:19:22 Clare Bear, I'm so tired.
00:19:25 Spoo-oo-oo-ny?
00:19:27 Baby, I just
00:19:29 Pull your head out of your ass,
00:19:30 Babe, I want to be held.
00:19:54 It's Ok. It's OK.
00:19:55 Honey, are you OK?
00:19:56 I'm fine.
00:19:58 Mom?
00:19:59 Myron, you're having a dream.
00:20:00 Go back to sleep.
00:20:01 I'm sorry.
00:20:02 It's OK.
00:20:03 It's alright.
00:20:03 Just sit down.
00:20:05 We'll
00:20:05 You alright
00:20:06 Save the remodel for later.
00:20:11 Are you hungry?
00:20:12 Is it the way you wake me up?
00:20:13 Do you want me to
00:20:16 I think your father's
00:20:23 It's okay, Sammy Higgins.
00:20:24 Go on back to bed.
00:20:26 What are you talking about?
00:20:28 That's why
00:20:29 I confronted him and
00:20:32 I left, and now I'm all alone,
00:20:34 and I'd do just
00:20:36 to get my hands
00:20:37 But... Neve mind.
00:20:38 I'm fine.
00:20:39 I'm perfectly fine.
00:20:40 I just gonna Hey, sit down.
00:20:43 Are you sure Dad-Put his thing
00:20:46 and it felt good and
00:20:49 and then he probably saw
00:20:51 in the middle of all that?
00:20:53 Yeah.
00:20:55 It's pretty clear to me, yes.
00:20:57 Alright, come on, Mom,
00:21:00 You actually see him doing this?
00:21:01 A woman knows.
00:21:03 Trust me.
00:21:04 It's like when you look at a person
00:21:08 You can just tell.
00:21:09 Right... look,
00:21:11 I think we're both really tired.
00:21:13 I mean we should
00:21:14 about this tomorrow.
00:21:16 I need a place to stay until
00:21:19 Now maybe you might know somebody
00:21:21 who could take me in for
00:21:25 A couple of weeks?
00:21:26 Could get sure to clear my head?
00:21:29 I... uh... maybe there are YWCAs...
00:21:32 Those are nice.
00:21:37 Hmm... OK.
00:21:42 Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:21:44 But listen to me.
00:21:45 I need you to promise me
00:21:48 No prying, no chaos, no insanity,
00:21:52 You are going to like this.
00:21:53 I want to see this.
00:21:54 I promise.
00:21:55 You are not gonna
00:21:57 Scout's honor.
00:22:00 That's not the Scout's honor.
00:22:01 That's something like Star Trek.
00:22:04 Good night.
00:22:05 Thank you. Thank you.
00:22:07 I'm gonna be so good.
00:22:11 Honey, she wants to
00:22:13 Really? I guess that's okay.
00:22:16 Doesn't she
00:22:18 No.
00:22:18 But how am I going to screen her
00:22:21 She will break down all
00:22:24 Believe in my words.
00:22:25 Don't be such a drama queen.
00:22:27 It's OK.
00:22:28 Just go to sleep now.
00:22:29 Honey, I'm too worked up now.
00:22:32 I need to get BJ to calm down.
00:22:34 Nice try, good night.
00:22:53 Good morning, Captain.
00:22:54 What are you doing?
00:22:56 Guess what? Breakfast is ready.
00:22:58 Can I get this place
00:23:00 Uh oh.
00:23:02 Here comes the Grumpy Bear.
00:23:05 I'm twenty-nine year old.
00:23:07 I'm not playing Grumpy Bear.
00:23:08 Nothing stops the Grumpy Bear
00:23:23 When was the last time
00:23:26 OK.
00:23:26 Out.
00:23:27 Go. Go.
00:23:28 What do you think,
00:23:29 Get the creatures out of here.
00:23:31 Alright, Sammy Higgins.
00:23:32 Let's let your grumpy
00:23:35 Come on.
00:23:35 He's not my brother!
00:23:36 He's a dog and I'm human being.
00:23:41 And my sheets are not even...
00:23:43 Oh my god
00:23:47 Max, I need a minority
00:23:51 Is he a lovely Indian?
00:23:53 No. He's peaceful.
00:23:56 Morning camper.
00:23:57 There's some carob chip pancakes
00:24:00 Thanks.
00:24:01 Could you not smoke
00:24:03 How did I raise such a funny son?
00:24:05 You're crack out
00:24:08 Is he African American?
00:24:10 A little stale. Max
00:24:11 Myron, I thought your writing
00:24:14 Yeah, I got a push back.
00:24:16 Is he Portorican?
00:24:17 Excellent, Max.
00:24:18 Fresh new take.
00:24:22 What is that thing?
00:24:23 It's a new voice recognition script
00:24:28 He's my digital
00:24:30 Max, I need a name for my new
00:24:35 Max 9000?
00:24:37 Try again.
00:24:39 Victor Escobar?
00:24:41 Perfect.
00:24:43 Wow, writing is easy.
00:24:45 You're telling me.
00:24:50 Isn't it sweet to make Myron
00:24:53 I think Myron has some paralyzing
00:24:56 So much fun getting out of
00:25:01 Here we go!
00:25:06 Mom, What are you?!
00:25:07 Pick that up!
00:25:08 What, oh...
00:25:09 You're not Tiho Wuanita.
00:25:10 Come on.
00:25:11 I've obeyed the rules all my life.
00:25:13 If I want to throw a little trash
00:25:15 I think I've earned the right.
00:25:16 That makes zero sense.
00:25:18 To you maybe.
00:25:19 Listen.
00:25:19 Just go do your shopping,
00:25:22 OK. Turkey Lips.
00:25:24 Don't call me Turkey Lips.
00:25:25 Okay, Honey Buns.
00:25:28 I love you! Knock'em dead!
00:25:35 Sorry!
00:25:37 Thanks again for seeing me
00:25:40 Hey, what are former bosses for?
00:25:42 So, the wife's good?
00:25:44 Yes, very good.
00:25:46 Kids?
00:25:48 Not yet.
00:25:49 Clare's pretty eager though,
00:25:52 Boy, I do know what that's like.
00:25:54 The Mrs. Wanting
00:25:56 Bringing spousal pressure
00:25:58 to buckle under and procreate.
00:26:00 Not a fun place to be in
00:26:03 Do you know what I mean?
00:26:05 Between you and me,
00:26:06 there's plenty of things you can
00:26:09 Simple things.
00:26:10 Excuse me?
00:26:12 Oh yeah, I delayed
00:26:15 I took scalding hot baths,
00:26:19 anything to sap those nuts.
00:26:22 Of course, rubbing one out
00:26:24 to deplete viable sperm
00:26:27 Good to know.
00:26:28 Thank you.
00:26:30 So, anyway,
00:26:30 I was surprised to hear from you.
00:26:32 I thought once you became
00:26:35 with the carpet industry forever.
00:26:37 Well, after I graduated from
00:26:39 school, I worked a few years for-
00:26:41 Carpet Bazaar,
00:26:45 Go ahead, I'm listening.
00:26:46 Me?
00:26:47 Oh. So, after college,
00:26:49 I worked for
00:26:51 Uh huh.
00:26:53 - And although I gained
00:26:56 I found that environment
00:26:58 Uh huh.
00:26:59 So now I just, I'm looking for
00:27:02 You know
00:27:02 Uh huh. Right.
00:27:03 - And since you said
00:27:05 I thought I'd take you up
00:27:07 Blue.
00:27:09 Your recent firing would ordinarily
00:27:12 to anyone with half a brain.
00:27:14 I have two halves,
00:27:15 and I believe in giving people
00:27:17 after they've thrown away
00:27:20 If you think you're ready to
00:27:24 You can fill out some paperwork
00:27:27 Im ready to take it to
00:27:34 I guess all I can say is
00:27:39 I'm kidding.
00:27:42 Welcome back to the Bazaar.
00:27:45 Thank you.
00:27:47 That's really a good joke.
00:28:02 Thank you so much.
00:28:03 You're welcome.
00:28:05 Thank you.
00:28:07 See you tomorrow.
00:28:08 I mean it.
00:28:08 Thank you. Mr. Donnie.
00:28:12 Mom, mom, what are you doing here?!
00:28:15 I just got a job!
00:28:17 Where?!
00:28:18 Right here.
00:28:18 They need a sales assistant,
00:28:22 schedule deliveries things like...
00:28:24 No, no, no, there's not way
00:28:26 I got done shopping so I came in
00:28:29 Oh, remind me to ask them
00:28:31 when them cleaned the
00:28:33 Because you know what
00:28:34 You can get Legionnaires
00:28:36 Mom! Mom! Mom!
00:28:37 - What?
00:28:38 What happened was
00:28:41 and he thought I'm gonna be
00:28:44 and I could use the money
00:28:47 Can you believe it?!
00:28:52 I haven't had a job since I worked
00:28:55 at the House of Peanuts
00:28:57 And now we're going to be
00:29:00 Hug me hard!
00:29:03 OK
00:29:06 You know, darling.
00:29:06 It's your apartment.
00:29:08 Take care of it.
00:29:10 Good morning.
00:29:12 I'd like to welcome everyone to
00:29:15 Alright, cut the crap.
00:29:17 We're going to
00:29:19 then move on to
00:29:21 Excuse me, Donnie.
00:29:22 Do we have to watch this video?
00:29:23 I mean, I've already seen it.
00:29:26 What color is my lamp?
00:29:27 Your lamp?
00:29:28 What color is my lamp?
00:29:30 Gold.
00:29:31 That's right.
00:29:32 Its gold.
00:29:32 Im the owner that means I make
00:29:36 What color is your lamp?
00:29:38 His is silver.
00:29:39 That's right, it's silver.
00:29:40 Good initiative, Marilyn.
00:29:41 Thank you.
00:29:42 Silver means assistant manager,
00:29:44 which means assistant
00:29:46 Yours is bronze.
00:29:48 No decisions.
00:29:50 Put your hand down.
00:29:51 The following safety
00:29:53 that may one day save your lives.
00:29:55 I suggest taking notes.
00:30:01 He seems very knowledgeable.
00:30:04 It only takes a second.
00:30:06 But watching the vide
00:30:10 Oh my god.
00:30:15 What's the message of that?
00:30:16 Don't drive a wood panel station
00:30:22 Hey, you guys.
00:30:23 I'm in here.
00:30:24 Help! Help!
00:30:27 Honey, heart goes out.
00:30:29 To the actors? It's...
00:30:31 But...
00:30:33 Oh also you'll see the yearn of
00:30:36 Shhhh, Donnis could come back.
00:30:38 He may quiz us.
00:30:39 I want to be the person who knows
00:30:45 We also have some
00:30:47 You'll have to
00:30:48 with immediately.
00:30:49 That should be a rewarding challenge.
00:30:51 Pop Quiz.
00:30:52 How many square yards
00:30:54 by eighteen foot piece of carpet?
00:30:56 Thousand?
00:30:57 Twenty-four.
00:30:58 Looks like somebody's already
00:31:00 OK? Don't let me down again.
00:31:02 Hi, honey.
00:31:03 Hi Donnie.
00:31:04 Incidentally,
00:31:05 I presume you can
00:31:06 working relationship
00:31:08 Yeah, about that.
00:31:09 I'm a little concerned
00:31:11 qualifications whatsoever.
00:31:13 I'm an incredible
00:31:14 She'll be fine.
00:31:15 But she hasn't worked
00:31:17 Shhh. This is learning time.
00:31:19 Take this opportunity to learn.
00:31:21 OK. What's the most important
00:31:24 I'm pretty sure it's friendliness.
00:31:26 No, the up-sell.
00:31:28 Come on,
00:31:28 shake the cobwebs out, man.
00:31:30 Okay, quick refresher course.
00:31:32 See the lady over there?
00:31:34 I'm going to up-sell her,
00:31:35 and youre gonna watch me.
00:31:36 Understand?
00:31:37 I think I'm starting to.
00:31:38 She's looking at Berber,
00:31:40 but she's leaving
00:31:43 Watch and learn.
00:31:44 Go, Cheese.
00:31:48 I see you're looking the Berber.
00:31:50 Yes.
00:31:50 It's very nice.
00:31:52 But if you wanna go classy.
00:31:54 You must look this one down here.
00:31:55 It's Multi-Frame Wilton.
00:31:57 Hmm...
00:31:57 Check it out.
00:32:05 Hmm... that feels nice.
00:32:08 Yes, that's probably
00:32:12 I'm gonna try not
00:32:14 Look down the bottom.
00:32:16 You may need to bend a little bit.
00:32:17 Right there.
00:32:22 Is he Samoanan?
00:32:24 Hello
00:32:25 Home again, home again, jiggity-jig.
00:32:27 I don't know about you, but this
00:32:28 working stiff could
00:32:30 Make mine a double.
00:32:56 Sperm are dwindling... It's occupied!
00:33:00 It's me.
00:33:01 Your mom needs some Tums,
00:33:04 Just taking a shower.
00:33:06 A very mild and soothing shower.
00:33:09 You're not
00:33:11 Ha ha, you caught me.
00:33:14 I'll be out in a minute.
00:33:24 It's just so much fun
00:33:27 Oh you know what, Clare.
00:33:28 We get a 10% employee discount
00:33:31 on every 2500 square feet of
00:33:34 True.
00:33:35 And they have
00:33:38 and they have a competitive
00:33:41 It sounds like you're really
00:33:43 You would be so proud of
00:33:48 even though he didn't
00:33:50 I figure he must be
00:33:51 when his customer service,
00:33:53 not intentionally
00:33:57 Yeah, I was really proud of me,
00:33:59 Cause there was a moment
00:34:00 that I'm a over qualified and
00:34:05 And then I saw the gigantic
00:34:08 and I realized that
00:34:11 bottled in here the whole time...
00:34:13 I think I'm the wiser for it.
00:34:20 I had a nice breakthrough
00:34:22 Did you?
00:34:23 In the middle of a village raid
00:34:27 Tom Dawson starts to grow
00:34:32 Excuse me.
00:34:33 Slaker, weird nose.
00:34:41 Well, I guess his attention span
00:34:45 I just had a lot this moment, I...
00:34:47 Oh my god, I have to get ready
00:34:50 They're gonna
00:34:50 be here in any second!
00:34:51 Clare, Dinner, Yummy
00:34:59 Did you make any desert?
00:35:01 In the fridge.
00:35:03 Right on.
00:35:06 So anyway, I've been eating
00:35:09 which I know doesn't helped
00:35:12 and the chewing is causing
00:35:14 Can you hear that?
00:35:15 Listen, here we go.
00:35:16 Oh, no
00:35:17 Horrible! Marilyn.
00:35:20 I do exactly the same thing.
00:35:21 Oh, honey.
00:35:22 You know about my son, Noah.
00:35:25 Hi, Noah.
00:35:27 Hi there.
00:35:29 Dear, do you think you could
00:35:31 Her G.P.
00:35:32 Says she has fallen her arches
00:35:33 but she feels like
00:35:35 She should really see
00:35:38 It's just a little peek, Noah.
00:35:40 It's been so difficult getting
00:35:44 I'd really appreciate it.
00:35:46 Well, since you're riding
00:35:51 Thank you, Sweetie.
00:35:53 I am worried about her.
00:35:54 Oh, dear, look that, honey.
00:35:56 Oh, right here.
00:35:58 Oh, that, Oh, that's the...
00:36:01 We were so sorry to hear about
00:36:06 but don't worry about it,
00:36:07 I'm sure you're gonna
00:36:11 Did you hear that, Myron?
00:36:16 Could I see you outside, please?
00:36:19 Excuse me, girls.
00:36:23 What are you going to do, Marilyn,
00:36:25 I'm an independent woman now!
00:36:27 I've got a job!
00:36:29 Is she serious?
00:36:30 Yeah, with me.
00:36:31 Good! Now you can pay me back
00:36:33 refugee kid you send money
00:36:35 It's a scam, you know!
00:36:37 Don't you dare talk about
00:36:39 Joaquin?
00:36:40 Last year,
00:36:41 Jesus
00:36:42 What are you looking at?
00:36:44 Would you calm down, please?
00:36:46 I don't want to calm.
00:36:47 Would you please not
00:36:49 They're very rootages.
00:36:50 I don't wanna calm.
00:36:51 I want my wife to live
00:36:53 That's a dream we all share,
00:36:56 She said you
00:36:57 Did you
00:36:59 Do you think any other woman
00:37:02 wants my salty prune bag?
00:37:04 You want to see it?
00:37:05 I'll prove to you
00:37:06 I'll take a rain check, OK.
00:37:08 Is that my extension cord?
00:37:10 No, it's mine.
00:37:11 Are you sure?
00:37:11 Yeah, believe it or not.
00:37:12 I own my extension cord.
00:37:13 Oh, but mine has
00:37:15 Would you focus?
00:37:16 On what?
00:37:17 On how she gets to
00:37:19 She has too much time
00:37:21 She does nothing but invent
00:37:24 She reads too many spy novels!
00:37:26 It's better than
00:37:27 Air Command all the time!
00:37:28 Mom, just stand out of it, OK?
00:37:30 Listen, if we're gonna make her home,
00:37:32 you must move on to
00:37:34 You know what?
00:37:35 I think I'm through
00:37:37 You take over.
00:37:38 See you, Noah. OK.
00:37:39 Hey. Dad, don't be stupid.
00:37:41 Bye bye!
00:37:42 She knows where to find me.
00:37:44 You people are out of your minds.
00:37:47 It's all in your head,
00:37:49 That's the spirit!
00:37:50 Way to find common ground!
00:38:03 How's it going?
00:38:05 These banks want to loan me
00:38:09 What about asking your dad?
00:38:10 Maybe he could co-sign
00:38:12 My guess is he'd side
00:38:17 Do you think he's really
00:38:21 No, I think my mom just needs
00:38:27 I don't even know what
00:38:29 you were doing something like
00:38:40 In the bedroom?
00:38:41 They come all the way off.
00:38:45 Could I get two minutes
00:38:52 OK.
00:38:53 Give me the winner.
00:38:55 Too thin, Oh Geez, Oh yeah
00:39:00 This is a rock.
00:39:02 OK.
00:39:03 Let's go quick.
00:39:05 Noah, What's wrong?
00:39:07 Nothing.
00:39:08 I'm fine.
00:39:09 Honey, you're pulling my hair.
00:39:10 I'am Sorry.
00:39:11 OK, come on.
00:39:12 Guys?
00:39:13 Is there an extra pillow in there?
00:39:15 Mine's really uncomfortable.
00:39:16 Yeah, as uncomfortable
00:39:20 Right on.
00:39:28 What?!
00:39:28 Noah, are you sleeping there?
00:39:31 Yes, I'm asleep.
00:39:32 OK, good.
00:39:33 Cause I don't wanna bother
00:39:35 If you're asleep I really
00:39:38 Mom?
00:39:39 What?
00:39:39 Spit it out.
00:39:40 Did you set your alarm for
00:39:43 Yes.
00:39:43 Good.
00:39:44 Okay, I'm just checking,
00:39:46 I don't have a clock in my room.
00:39:47 And I'm excited
00:39:48 about work tomorrow
00:39:50 And I took the wrong medication,
00:39:54 OK. I need you to
00:39:56 and not come out
00:39:58 Can you can do that for me?
00:39:59 Oh, sure.
00:40:00 Natch.
00:40:00 No problem.
00:40:01 And don't you worry about a thing.
00:40:03 And I didn't hear
00:40:10 I don't understand
00:40:13 distractions ruin everything.
00:40:15 See if you can tell me
00:40:16 Doesn't belong here.
00:40:18 Son, Mom, boner.
00:40:20 Whatever.
00:40:21 The Fertility Wizard says
00:40:23 are going to be
00:40:25 So we have to do something
00:40:28 Sounds so romantic.
00:40:31 I have to be up early.
00:40:37 Spoony?
00:40:38 Grow up.
00:40:47 Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!
00:40:51 What's up?
00:40:52 What the hell are you doing?!
00:40:53 Uh... I'm going to
00:40:55 I found that
00:40:58 It's one o'clock
00:41:00 Okay, alright.
00:41:01 You know,
00:41:02 Father's house.
00:41:03 You're going to spy on him?
00:41:04 I'm not going to spy on him,
00:41:05 I'm just going to discreetly
00:41:08 That's all.
00:41:08 See, this is what
00:41:10 you always stir things up.
00:41:11 Just get out of the car.
00:41:13 You know what? You can ignore
00:41:14 What's going on if you want to.
00:41:16 But I need to go do this.
00:41:18 So you can either come with me or
00:41:24 You rolled the windows up.
00:41:25 Isn't that obvious to you?
00:41:29 Why don't you get in the trunk
00:41:31 Anything out of...
00:41:33 What are you doing?
00:41:34 Get in.
00:41:37 See, there's nothing going on.
00:41:39 We've only been here five minutes,
00:41:41 You know you look better from inside.
00:41:44 Maybe you should move back in
00:41:47 I mean you really think dad's
00:41:48 going to bring another
00:41:50 With Grandma around?
00:41:51 Let me tell you something.
00:41:52 Helen's no fan of mine.
00:41:53 Maybe She's covering for him.
00:41:54 Maybe She's getting paid
00:41:57 I really don't know.
00:41:59 Who's paying her?
00:42:01 Zero one-thirty-four.
00:42:02 Nothing to report.
00:42:06 Do you want some corn nuts?
00:42:08 No thank you.
00:42:09 I've got plenty.
00:42:10 Thanks anyway.
00:42:11 They're high in fiber.
00:42:12 I'd love some.
00:42:13 Great.
00:42:14 Do You know what I got.
00:42:15 I've got Ranch,
00:42:18 You're surprising me.
00:42:19 OK.
00:42:20 One Ranch coming up.
00:42:22 Oh, what is it?
00:42:23 Oh my... Wait a minute.
00:42:25 Wait a minute.
00:42:26 Never mind
00:42:27 Dad's got a sex with her
00:42:30 It's just Satan.
00:42:32 Your father would never admit it,
00:42:35 Sometimes it's easier to take
00:42:39 Trust me on that one.
00:42:40 Zero-one-thirty-five,
00:42:42 mother-in-law confirmed
00:42:45 What are you laughing, hey?
00:42:46 That's very impressive
00:42:48 lingo there, Condor.
00:42:49 You know, you make fun of me,
00:42:51 but I've read a lot about
00:42:55 I know how they do business at
00:42:59 In fact, if I got in a situation
00:43:01 Do you even hear what
00:43:04 I'm certain based on
00:43:08 that I can find my way around
00:43:11 I'd need a Glock though.
00:43:13 You know I'm so happy that
00:43:16 I think the top brass
00:43:17 really impressed
00:43:19 You know.
00:43:19 You think that
00:43:20 Is that what you really think that
00:43:26 I've known Gene since
00:43:29 He is my whole entire life.
00:43:33 And if I stopped...
00:43:39 Never mind, you know what.
00:43:41 Let's
00:43:41 Let's just go.
00:43:43 Surveillance ended
00:43:54 Rise and shine, Twinkle Toes!
00:43:56 Today is the first day of
00:43:59 Wow...
00:44:18 Bye bye, Sammi.
00:44:21 Bye Myron.
00:44:22 Bye
00:44:23 This also comes a red oak.
00:44:29 Oh, wait. Sorry.
00:44:34 OK. OK.
00:44:43 I used to using coffee.
00:44:44 But you could use it in oil.
00:44:46 Mom, hit it.
00:44:48 Come down here.
00:44:48 Look at it.
00:44:49 The dirty is like disappear.
00:44:50 Disappear.
00:44:53 Mom. Mom. Mom.
00:45:35 Hey guys.
00:45:37 What are you doing here?
00:45:39 I was just in the neighborhood.
00:45:40 I thought I'd stopped
00:45:42 Sometimes when you
00:45:44 You can't let it gone.
00:45:46 Don't you have the whole
00:45:50 Is your mother still
00:45:52 She's trying to figure some
00:45:57 Would you like me to hand you
00:46:01 What are you watching?
00:46:03 Strategic Air Command.
00:46:06 Honey, I just did tell you.
00:46:09 Why are you fast forwarding?
00:46:11 I skip all the scenes
00:46:13 She does nothing but bitch.
00:46:16 That's June Allyson for you.
00:46:19 Look, there was another reason
00:46:22 Yeah, what's that?
00:46:24 Well, I've decided I'm going to
00:46:26 physical therapy practice.
00:46:27 Uh huh.
00:46:29 And I was wondering since the
00:46:30 Bank's not really in a position
00:46:33 if you like to invest
00:46:35 or cosign for a small
00:46:38 We would be like partners.
00:46:40 What do you say, partner?
00:46:43 There's a lot of things
00:46:46 but investing money in you
00:46:50 I've already got a lifelong credit
00:46:53 I'm not ready to take on
00:46:56 I'm not doing this like this way.
00:46:57 Being a wife as a pilot.
00:46:59 Maybe Grandma could loan me some.
00:47:01 Oh that's right, that's where
00:47:06 I make practical decisions,
00:47:09 Someday when you have a son,
00:47:14 Thank you for the pearl.
00:47:21 Okay, so Max, how can Escobar
00:47:25 at the Mekong Delta?
00:47:28 Heavily-armed choppers?
00:47:30 It's been done.
00:47:31 Yeah... No...
00:47:33 Sounds tired to me.
00:47:33 Giant pest strip?
00:47:36 That's unrealistic.
00:47:37 OK. Wait a minute.
00:47:38 So what if...
00:47:39 How about Escobar orders
00:47:42 and then what if shadow
00:47:46 OK.
00:47:46 While he's hatching eggs
00:47:50 Breakthrough.
00:47:51 Breakthrough.
00:47:53 Ok.
00:47:53 We got that.
00:47:54 Please pass the astronaut ice cream.
00:47:55 Get it over here.
00:48:02 Alright, see you later soon.
00:48:06 OK?
00:48:06 OK
00:48:07 Good luck.
00:48:08 Sorry, honey.
00:48:08 We should be quiet.
00:48:19 Hi.
00:48:20 Oh.
00:48:43 What's wrong?
00:48:44 I just talked with my dad.
00:48:45 He's not going to help me.
00:48:49 That's pretty bad news then.
00:48:51 Yeah, it's bad timing.
00:48:55 I get it.
00:48:56 If my wife wanted to
00:48:58 I'd be pretty uninterested
00:49:00 What?!
00:49:02 That is ridiculous.
00:49:04 That news to me.
00:49:05 Because every time
00:49:08 you've got an excuse.
00:49:09 Oh, like getting fired,
00:49:11 watching my parents
00:49:13 or realizing I'm going to work
00:49:16 for the rest of my life?
00:49:17 Those kinds of excuses?
00:49:18 You know what?
00:49:19 I'm actual I'm feeling it.
00:49:20 Let's do this, uh?
00:49:22 I'm gonna take a goal on you.
00:49:23 I know you.
00:49:24 I know when you don't
00:49:26 I've been very supportive
00:49:29 You're so supportive.
00:49:30 The only pregnancy question
00:49:34 is how big are
00:49:36 Yeah, because I'm
00:49:39 I don't want you to strain it.
00:49:41 I'm sorry if I care about you.
00:49:42 You are a piece of work.
00:49:45 God damn it.
00:49:50 Oh! Oh! Mom!
00:49:52 Get Out of the car!
00:49:53 What?
00:49:53 What are you doing?
00:49:54 Your father's
00:49:56 I should supposed be
00:49:58 What?
00:49:59 What are you doing?
00:50:00 This is out of rage.
00:50:01 OK.
00:50:01 Listen.
00:50:02 I'm your mother, right?
00:50:03 I'm not a sort of bright joke.
00:50:05 You think you could
00:50:06 I have the right.
00:50:07 Just go back to your room.
00:50:08 Let me go!
00:50:09 She was going to
00:50:10 OK. Listen to me.
00:50:11 My house, my rules.
00:50:12 Rule number one,
00:50:13 stop stealing my car.
00:50:15 What are you
00:50:16 That I'm right?
00:50:17 Listen to me and listen wide
00:50:19 Because this is
00:50:21 You can think about leaving
00:50:22 or I'm taking you straight
00:50:24 Oh, yeah.
00:50:25 I'm scared.
00:50:29 You know, I wish just once you
00:51:00 I'am thinking about
00:51:03 and if I upset you,
00:51:05 I just want to apologize
00:51:14 You're supposed to
00:51:16 Fine, I accept.
00:51:19 Good.
00:51:20 Now let's go sell some carpet.
00:51:23 Alright.
00:51:30 Yeah. No. No. No. I know Sir.
00:51:32 I know what you said.
00:51:33 I'd lovely do that.
00:51:35 So, where did you go?
00:51:37 Hey, so where's your vest?
00:51:39 Dry tempered.
00:51:40 Excuse me.
00:51:40 It's dry-cleaned.
00:51:41 If I catch you without it again,
00:51:45 OK
00:51:46 Now what's going on
00:51:47 I don't know,
00:51:52 Where's your pay for...
00:51:52 Here!
00:51:55 I think she'd catch on quicker.
00:51:57 She's a slow starter.
00:51:58 Honey, She's sixty.
00:52:00 She's fired,
00:52:01 What?!
00:52:03 She hasn't even
00:52:04 She's the worst Caucasian employee
00:52:05 We've ever had and
00:52:08 So, I'm canning her ass.
00:52:09 But she's the only one here
00:52:11 You're gonna fire
00:52:14 Am I running a telethon here?
00:52:15 The quick ones make it
00:52:17 Darwin said that and
00:52:20 Hi there.
00:52:23 Look, Donnie,
00:52:25 Excuse me.
00:52:26 It's all she's got.
00:52:28 Believe me when I tell you if you
00:52:31 You can't do it.
00:52:33 Actually,
00:52:34 This falls under your domain.
00:52:37 That's a joke.
00:52:38 That's a sad joke?
00:52:39 No, I don't joke about
00:52:40 terminating someone's livelihood.
00:52:42 That I take very seriously.
00:52:44 Ok, you know.
00:52:44 I'm serious now about
00:52:46 I'm not gonna do that.
00:52:47 Look.
00:52:48 Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
00:52:50 I'd like you to do this for me
00:52:52 or you're gone.
00:52:54 You need this job, right?
00:52:57 Do me proud.
00:53:13 Hi, Honey.
00:53:14 Donnie said you wanted
00:53:15 Yeah, uh...
00:53:16 Do you wanna have a seat.
00:53:17 I was just reading
00:53:19 It says we get a week's vacation
00:53:21 and five sick days after
00:53:26 I've never had that
00:53:29 Uh... yeah, so, Mom,
00:53:34 And he said he's been watching
00:53:37 and he thinks
00:53:39 put to better use in another area.
00:53:42 Oh, really? You mean like greeter?
00:53:45 Well, maybe.
00:53:46 I think you'll be
00:53:48 But I don't think that's
00:53:51 No. No.
00:53:53 He doesn't think I'm ready for
00:53:58 No, I think He feels
00:54:01 if you work at home
00:54:03 I don't understand.
00:54:03 How am I going to do that when all
00:54:09 I don't think he means working with
00:54:13 I don't understand.
00:54:13 What would I be doing?
00:54:15 You'd be... uh... you'd be...
00:54:17 Oh, I know.
00:54:17 I would be the telemarketer?
00:54:18 Fired, Mom.
00:54:22 You are fired.
00:54:28 OK.
00:54:29 I'd be fired.
00:54:32 I'm sorry... I tried to...
00:54:34 I told him how much...
00:54:41 Right... I...
00:54:44 I guess I wouldn't
00:54:50 OK. Here.
00:54:56 I'm fine, sweetie.
00:54:57 I'm perfectly fine.
00:55:01 It's not the end
00:55:03 world everything.
00:55:05 You know, obviously,
00:55:06 someday when you and
00:55:08 we're just gonna laugh, Right?
00:55:21 How'd it go?
00:55:23 Pop quiz.
00:55:24 How many square feet
00:55:28 You're fired.
00:55:29 Do you hear me?!
00:55:30 The third time will
00:55:33 Ha! Laugh's on you, Cooper!
00:55:34 That's stain resistant!
00:55:37 Mom! Wait a minute!
00:55:40 Cars!
00:55:41 Mom! Wait! Mom!
00:55:43 Mom!
00:55:54 I need your keys back, chappie.
00:55:58 I'm talking to you, ass.
00:56:22 Hey, So what are you in for?
00:56:28 I beat my boss senseless
00:56:42 I'd prefer if you
00:56:43 Sure.
00:56:46 Do you know how much
00:56:48 to talk him out of
00:56:49 Three and fifty feet.
00:56:51 Do you have any idea
00:56:53 Four and sixty-seven yards.
00:56:55 That's on top of bail.
00:56:56 If you worked a little harder
00:56:58 maybe you wouldn't have to be
00:57:00 How's that his responsibility,
00:57:04 You don't know what
00:57:05 No one knows how hard
00:57:08 Then why am I
00:57:10 In case you hadn't noticed,
00:57:11 I've been the only one trying to
00:57:13 How could he notice,
00:57:14 he's too busy landing
00:57:17 OK.
00:57:17 Don't you have
00:57:19 or something to do there,
00:57:21 Look.
00:57:21 I know what you are going through,
00:57:25 You have to pick her, not me.
00:57:26 Noah, your mom and I have been
00:57:31 For a lot of years I used to worry
00:57:35 Not because I
00:57:36 but because I was afraid
00:57:40 And guess what?
00:57:40 I like living alone.
00:57:42 There's no complaining,
00:57:46 I can just be me.
00:57:49 Don't get me wrong.
00:57:49 I love your mother.
00:57:51 She was the sweetheart of my youth
00:57:56 Just not sure
00:57:58 if I don't like her anymore.
00:58:11 Hi, there.
00:58:24 Myron, where did my mom go?
00:58:26 Monkey sidekick?
00:58:29 She told me not to tell you.
00:58:31 OK.
00:58:31 Where did she go?
00:58:33 Downtowner Inn.
00:59:11 Come here often?
00:59:12 Excuse me, I'm not allowed
00:59:17 I'm sorry.
00:59:19 What I'm really sorry.
00:59:20 It wasn't by choice.
00:59:21 I just thought maybe it'd be easier
00:59:23 I have to say you have
00:59:25 OK? I really mean it.
00:59:28 If it makes you feel any better,
00:59:31 You did?
00:59:33 Good.
00:59:35 Yo, Tony darling, two dirties.
00:59:38 We're good.
00:59:38 Tony.
00:59:39 Listen.
00:59:39 Let's grab things and
00:59:44 Wasn't I a good mom?
00:59:46 Of course you were a good mom.
00:59:48 Let's just go, alright?
00:59:49 Yes, sure, let's just go.
00:59:50 Let's just run away and forget
00:59:52 how little Marilyn has
00:59:55 Come on, Mom, You've
00:59:57 Yeah? Like what?
00:59:57 What have I accomplished
01:00:00 All kinds of.
01:00:02 You know.
01:00:04 Right, nothing.
01:00:06 Not true.
01:00:08 Doing a wife, house-cleaner.
01:00:10 ZERO.
01:00:11 You did a lot of things.
01:00:13 You were very active.
01:00:15 You saved my rat Herman, remember?
01:00:20 The one with the skin disease?
01:00:21 Yeah, You could've just
01:00:23 but instead you scrubbed him
01:00:26 You saved his life.
01:00:27 That's like my greatest
01:00:31 What?
01:00:32 Herman's skin kept getting worse
01:00:33 and he started
01:00:35 So one night
01:00:37 I put him in a coffee can,
01:00:38 poked holes in the lid,
01:00:39 and stuck him
01:00:41 And next day I bought another rat
01:00:46 You drowned Herman?
01:00:49 I don't know what to say.
01:00:49 He was suffering.
01:00:50 Your dad was away for the weekend.
01:00:53 I didn't know what...
01:00:54 That's the worst thing
01:00:56 You pukes a hole in the coffee
01:00:59 I don't know.
01:01:00 What can I say?
01:01:00 Is it the best idea?
01:01:01 OK
01:01:01 Do you have a friend you
01:01:03 P.S. I did the best
01:01:08 Is there anything else
01:01:09 Any other lies?
01:01:11 You wet the bed
01:01:13 the noise in your closet
01:01:16 and you were held back two times
01:01:18 I'm thirty-one?
01:01:22 Thirty-two.
01:01:32 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
01:01:33 Thank you, Verlin, that was
01:01:39 Next up, please put your hands
01:01:42 Marilyn?
01:01:43 Just go.
01:01:44 Sing your song
01:01:46 OK. Dear.
01:01:47 I'll be here aging.
01:01:48 Oh, thank you.
01:01:50 You owe me three birthdays.
01:01:52 Id like to bring
01:01:54 and dedicate this next song
01:02:01 He fired me from
01:02:04 but I never accomplished
01:02:06 so it really doesn't matter
01:02:09 And I murdered a rat.
01:02:12 Hit it, Lou.
01:02:14 Just try to understand,
01:02:19 I've given all I can
01:02:23 cause you got
01:02:29 Borderline Take me home!
01:02:33 I've put him up for 36 years,
01:02:35 Ok. Just relax.
01:02:36 What's another
01:02:39 OK. No, No, No, Sammy Higgins!
01:02:42 Don't eat that!
01:02:44 Almost there.
01:02:45 This is not my room.
01:02:47 My room is by the ice machine.
01:02:49 Ok
01:02:51 Thank you, dear.
01:02:51 Just get into bed.
01:02:53 Can you put my nightgown on me?
01:02:55 No.
01:02:56 Why not, are you afraid of
01:03:00 Yeah, that's exactly
01:03:02 I got news for you.
01:03:03 OK, but...
01:03:04 I still have a pretty good body,
01:03:05 even though I haven't
01:03:07 Five
01:03:10 Sex
01:03:12 Can I get you anything?
01:03:16 Can you take me back to 1968
01:03:21 No, not this second.
01:03:23 That's too bad.
01:03:26 I'd like to start it
01:03:30 Good night.
01:03:50 What are these?
01:03:52 I've been tried
01:03:55 Try it for more support
01:03:57 These are like four sizes
01:03:59 Oh, that explains a lot.
01:04:01 I must read the label
01:04:06 You're trying to sabotage
01:04:08 What?!
01:04:09 That's why it's taking so long.
01:04:10 No, it's taking so long because
01:04:14 You have some serious problems,
01:04:16 Okay, you throw
01:04:18 I think we need to
01:04:20 Screw the Honesty Zone!
01:04:21 I hate the Honesty Zone!
01:04:22 OK. Don't dismiss
01:04:25 Not cool.
01:04:25 What do you wanna do that?
01:04:26 You don't wanna find out.
01:04:27 You know, maybe this whole
01:04:29 on my plate routine
01:04:30 with your job or your mom.
01:04:32 Maybe it has something
01:04:34 This has nothing to do with you.
01:04:35 Don't be ridiculous.
01:04:36 Please.
01:04:37 I need you to be honest
01:04:39 And tell me if it's me
01:04:41 No, I'm not unhappy with you.
01:04:43 Anything else?
01:04:44 Have you been trying to keep me
01:04:46 No.
01:04:47 Yes, I have.
01:04:48 What?
01:04:48 But only a couple of times.
01:04:49 Oh my god.
01:04:50 How could you do that?
01:04:51 Why are ypu going so upset?
01:04:52 I'm being honest with you!
01:04:53 Oh, now you're
01:04:55 My life's coming apart
01:04:57 you want to do is get on me
01:04:58 and grind out like
01:04:59 All you had to do was
01:05:02 Yeah, I'm sure that
01:05:03 in with your species
01:05:05 My agenda? We both agreed to this.
01:05:08 I didn't agree to my wife becoming
01:05:12 I need more sperms.
01:05:13 I don't need more sperm, OK?
01:05:16 Look, I need you to stop
01:05:18 It's not fair.
01:05:19 I'm not even putting it on you.
01:05:21 It is clearly the baby's fault.
01:05:23 I need you to stop making excuses.
01:05:25 Fine.
01:05:26 What else?
01:05:26 I need you to-
01:05:27 Done.
01:05:28 I didn't finish.
01:05:29 Let me...
01:05:29 Oh, I agree.
01:05:29 You talk and I agree.
01:05:30 That's the deal, right?
01:05:31 You're being stupid
01:05:33 I agree again!
01:05:33 We're in total agreement!
01:05:34 Look how well we're communicating!
01:05:36 Out! Get out!
01:05:37 You're not sleeping
01:05:39 I got bad news for you.
01:05:40 I won't leave this room.
01:05:43 Ha! Real mature!
01:05:47 Sweet! My blanket's stuck in the door.
01:05:58 Rough night with the old lady?
01:05:59 Why are you here?
01:06:01 Clare said I could stay here
01:06:04 Yeah, that was supposed to
01:06:07 It got pushed back.
01:06:08 So...
01:06:09 To when?
01:06:10 That was three days ago,
01:06:13 What have you been doing?
01:06:14 You've just been
01:06:15 in your sofa fantasy land be my
01:06:19 Monkey sidekick.
01:06:21 There is no writing seminar,
01:06:29 I'm sorry.
01:06:30 Could you say that again
01:06:32 I can't hear you.
01:06:37 I made the seminar up.
01:06:39 You
01:06:41 My parents kicked me
01:06:44 So I've got no money.
01:06:46 I've got no place to go.
01:06:49 That's outstanding.
01:06:51 When exactly were you
01:06:53 I don't know.
01:06:54 I'm still working on that.
01:06:55 You're working on it?
01:06:57 You know what you remind me of
01:07:00 At two in the morning.
01:07:02 It's on because something
01:07:04 That's what your life is
01:07:06 This week on Filler and Void,
01:07:08 detective Myron Stubbs finds an
01:07:11 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:12 Did I dishonor Vietnam
01:07:16 You know what I'd like to see?
01:07:17 I'd like to see Tom Dawson
01:07:20 What do you think?
01:07:21 Do you think
01:07:21 Or should I ask your
01:07:23 Hey, Max, what do you think of
01:07:25 I think it would win Oscar.
01:07:26 Thank you, Max.
01:07:27 You know what?
01:07:29 Why don't you do us all a favor
01:07:30 and write something that actually
01:07:32 But do us an even bigger favor
01:07:34 and don't write it
01:07:41 I know I'm not the greatest
01:07:44 I'm sure a lot of people think
01:07:49 But I enjoy doing it.
01:07:51 It keeps me going.
01:07:53 And believe me,
01:07:54 under this confident
01:07:56 with just as many doubts
01:07:59 Except you have a beautiful wife
01:08:04 I just have me.
01:08:08 So I'm sorry to
01:08:10 if it doesn't interest
01:08:11 but I can't really change
01:08:20 Anyway, this blanket
01:08:21 I'll just go blow up the Aerobed
01:08:34 Where are you going?
01:08:36 To search for Yeti.
01:08:37 Can we please talk like adults?
01:08:39 You bet.
01:08:40 Call me when you find one.
01:08:46 Your mom stole my car.
01:08:49 I mean.
01:08:50 Listen to yourself.
01:08:51 You're acting like
01:08:53 dark secrets or something.
01:08:54 You are.
01:08:55 You're wearing toddler briefs,
01:08:57 you're sabotaging jobs
01:09:01 That's not true.
01:09:02 Yes, it is.
01:09:03 I didn't even have time to
01:09:04 sabotage myself
01:09:06 Honey, it's not what on.
01:09:09 You got fired from
01:09:11 I didn't tell you that?
01:09:14 Noah
01:09:15 Sweetie
01:09:16 Clare Bear
01:09:17 Clare Bare, Me
01:09:19 Honey, I was in jail, I didn't
01:09:24 Where are you going?!
01:09:25 Holly's! Feel free not to call!
01:09:28 Where are you?
01:09:29 Holly's or Molly
01:09:31 Holly's
01:09:36 Oh my god...
01:09:40 Mom! Mom!
01:10:19 Nice shot, mom.
01:10:20 Now you're working on a turkey.
01:10:23 Excuse me.
01:10:26 I want to know who she is?
01:10:27 Was it Phyllis?!
01:10:28 AHH! What are you doing here?!
01:10:30 I'm bowling here.
01:10:30 Is it Susan?!
01:10:31 That's who it is, isn't it?
01:10:32 Mom, let's go home.
01:10:33 Let's go home.
01:10:34 No, I'm not leaving here until
01:10:36 I've got an answer for you.
01:10:37 Crazy, ungrateful bitch.
01:10:39 You want to hear
01:10:40 You're pathetic, Gene.
01:10:41 It's all in your head, Marilyn.
01:10:42 Oh
01:10:43 You're an out-of-control dope thing!
01:10:44 Stay out of it, Grandma.
01:10:45 I tried very hard to give you
01:10:47 You think that it was
01:10:49 You think that it was
01:10:51 You think I want clothes.
01:10:52 But that's not I wanted.
01:10:54 I want more.
01:10:55 Did everybody hear that one?
01:10:56 She wanted more than that.
01:10:57 And he put up with your moods and
01:10:59 Your complaining and your dogs!
01:11:00 I wanted more of you!
01:11:02 Maybe we could find a better
01:11:04 If he can look me
01:11:05 and tell me the truth,
01:11:06 I'll leave your house and you'll
01:11:08 never have to see me
01:11:11 Dad?
01:11:12 What, does Gene have to account
01:11:16 I am a respected man!
01:11:18 I served my country!
01:11:19 I did what was asked to me!
01:11:21 Did you or did you not
01:11:25 No, I didn't have an affair!
01:11:28 It was a one night stand!
01:11:33 Twice!
01:11:37 I defended you.
01:11:38 Well no one asked you to.
01:11:40 I screwed up, okay?
01:11:41 I'm sorry.
01:11:42 But how would you like to spend
01:11:44 with someone who's always unhappy?
01:11:46 Who does nothing
01:11:48 Who can only complain
01:11:50 that happened to her,
01:11:51 even though really nothing
01:11:54 except expecting too much.
01:11:56 You think I wanted
01:11:57 from Strategic Air Command?!
01:11:59 Well, guess what?
01:12:00 You won; t have to put up with
01:12:03 I'll live at his house the rest
01:12:08 but I am through
01:12:35 I need to talk to you, Marilyn.
01:12:37 She's not in
01:12:39 You know, Gene,
01:12:42 Come on, that's my jacket.
01:12:47 - Though we
01:12:48 why we are taken
01:12:51 dear Lord, much less why we were
01:12:55 we ask you bless this
01:12:59 And everybody said...
01:13:01 - Amen.
01:13:03 I've been asked by the
01:13:05 so that anyone would like to share
01:13:13 And anyone at all
01:13:26 Hello everyone.
01:13:28 Uh, what can I say about
01:13:33 Well, for one,
01:13:38 Also, she was a good pers...
01:13:43 She was a good dresser and she
01:13:49 I'll miss her very much. Thank you.
01:13:56 Thank you, son.
01:13:58 Anyone else?
01:14:02 Well, if there's no one else
01:14:05 I'd just like to...
01:14:06 I'd like to say something, please.
01:14:09 Oh, perfect.
01:14:19 For those of you who don't know me,
01:14:21 I'm Gene's wife, Marilyn.
01:14:24 Well, I'm right now,
01:14:26 But that is not what
01:14:29 In all the years
01:14:31 she was never very nice to me.
01:14:33 She didn't think
01:14:35 and she said I talked too much.
01:14:37 Now I know that's a terrible
01:14:41 but I spent a lot of time and
01:14:46 and for what?
01:14:47 So she can make me feel bad,
01:14:52 I don't want to be just
01:14:55 So I've decided that I'd rather
01:14:59 Instead of being
01:15:02 who pretended they were my family.
01:15:05 I guess that's
01:15:07 Anyway, I would like to say that
01:15:11 and she was a very good cook.
01:15:13 Her holiday fudge
01:15:17 Thank you.
01:15:22 Well, that was... from the heart.
01:15:25 Is there anyone else who'd
01:15:28 I'd like to add something.
01:15:37 I forgot to add that Helen
01:15:39 to migrant walnut farmers.
01:15:42 Also, if a certain somebody isn't
01:15:46 or how she's apparently being
01:15:50 said person can move out
01:15:54 Helen's middle name was Esther.
01:15:55 Thank you.
01:15:59 Ah... well, if that's...
01:16:00 Well, alright, that's enough.
01:16:00 Sit down, Gene
01:16:05 I would like to correct
01:16:06 who said Helen was
01:16:09 The truth is Helen was born to
01:16:12 The previous speaker
01:16:15 He can also be very self-absorbed
01:16:17 Just ask his wife and
01:16:18 She'll tell you the same thing.
01:16:20 Helen's favorite color was yellow.
01:16:29 Actually, it was walnut farmers.
01:16:31 They can't even grow
01:16:33 because of the freezing
01:16:35 A second grader
01:16:37 A second grader
01:16:39 that you shouldn't treat your
01:16:42 Like a child and criticize him
01:16:45 when he uses moisturizing
01:16:48 then dump all your selfish
01:16:50 and expect him to be sympathetic.
01:16:52 Especially if he's been held
01:16:55 jiggity-jiggity,
01:16:56 I'm so-insanely-happy-but
01:16:57 so long that he's starting to wear
01:17:01 It sticks his balls
01:17:10 Helen stood five foot six and
01:17:20 I'm sure we can all agree Helen
01:17:23 You want to be mad at me?
01:17:24 I'm mad at me, too.
01:17:27 I've spent my life trying to do
01:17:31 trying to be who
01:17:33 Except the real me
01:17:35 I ended up becoming.
01:17:37 And now I'm sixty.
01:17:42 And the only thing that's
01:17:44 Is that when I look at you
01:17:51 I talk to you and I feel good.
01:17:53 I look at you.
01:17:56 My life matters.
01:17:59 So if I needed you more
01:18:01 and that was too much to bear,
01:18:04 then I'm terribly sorry.
01:18:06 But, sweetie, you're my son.
01:18:13 And until you have
01:18:16 you can't imagine
01:18:21 who is going to come out of
01:18:44 The deceased's son has asked me
01:18:47 To play Helen's favorite song.
01:19:11 Mom, I got to go.
01:19:51 Hi, I need to see Clare.
01:19:53 It's really important.
01:19:55 She said she would call you
01:19:58 Besides,
01:20:00 Look, Holly, I know you and
01:20:02 but I'm asking you
01:20:04 please let me in his house.
01:20:07 Thank you.
01:20:29 Hi, I was just
01:20:32 There she is.
01:20:33 Can we talk for a minute, Sweetie?
01:20:37 Clare, Clare, please.
01:20:39 I need to talk to you.
01:20:40 Need, need.
01:20:41 Tell me more about what you need.
01:20:43 Okay, I deserve that,
01:20:45 Please
01:20:46 I'm sorry.
01:20:47 What are you doing?!
01:20:48 You stopped really fast.
01:20:49 I didn't try.
01:20:50 Alright, whatever
01:20:51 Just spit it out.
01:20:53 OK, I know we haven't been
01:20:55 and I don't want to
01:20:56 it is especially Myron's not here
01:20:58 Oh, No.
01:20:59 No, no, OK
01:21:00 Ok, alright,
01:21:01 some of it's, most of it moving
01:21:05 Honesty Zone?
01:21:08 Fine.
01:21:08 Okay.
01:21:13 Well?
01:21:14 Oh, you want me to start?
01:21:16 Noah
01:21:16 No, OK, please
01:21:18 Please, please, please, please
01:21:19 I just, I wish I could take
01:21:22 But I can't.
01:21:24 And I know, I know.
01:21:26 You're married to a guy
01:21:26 who can't have a real
01:21:30 A guy sneaks around,
01:21:33 I get it
01:21:34 It says that he's
01:21:35 He does feel completely
01:21:38 But you're not inadequate.
01:21:40 That's what's so stupid.
01:21:42 Would you shut up?
01:21:45 I mean the geese, sweet heart.
01:21:46 Honey, you say that now,
01:21:49 I just see all these things
01:21:52 We're not your parents.
01:21:53 But at some point they
01:21:56 and something went wrong.
01:21:58 I just don't want
01:22:00 I made a huge mistake.
01:22:03 I hurt you, and I'm sorry.
01:22:06 And I'm lame.
01:22:08 And I suck, too.
01:22:10 You hurt me so much.
01:22:13 Now you just show up here
01:22:17 And you want me just
01:22:19 It doesn't feel Ok
01:22:21 I know.
01:22:21 I don't want to believe me,
01:22:24 But today my mom actually said
01:22:25 that I'm the only thing in her
01:22:29 Which floored me,
01:22:30 because I didn't think she was
01:22:33 But apparently I'm not that bad.
01:22:36 So if my parents
01:22:38 can produce this rousing success
01:22:42 and I could make one of our own.
01:22:45 And I don't want to
01:22:48 What kind of idiot would
01:22:54 Not this idiot.
01:23:09 No more toddler briefs.
01:23:10 I'm wearing the big undies now.
01:23:12 The cavity is large.
01:23:13 And you know that it's right.
01:23:21 Shut up!
01:23:33 Is something burning?
01:23:35 Hey, it's Noah and Clare Cooper!
01:23:38 It's like JeeJeeChung here.
01:23:40 It looks like somebody kissed
01:23:43 Looks like they did
01:23:47 Join us!
01:23:49 Yeah, Sit down.
01:23:50 Come over here.
01:23:51 We're just taking some
01:23:54 You know, that green medicine
01:23:56 Yeah, since when
01:23:59 You don't think that's all we do
01:24:02 You think that all we do is
01:24:05 We're about action, man.
01:24:08 Because the herb is a blessing.
01:24:09 Such a blessing.
01:24:11 So...
01:24:12 It's a bomb.
01:24:13 Yeah
01:24:14 So Clare and I were
01:24:16 and we want you to know that you
01:24:19 AS long as you need to.
01:24:20 That's nice.
01:24:21 But you know what?
01:24:22 We don't need that though.
01:24:23 No, no, we are moving in together.
01:24:27 You're what?
01:24:28 Yes, we both need a place and we
01:24:31 so we thought, hey, why not?
01:24:33 Yeah!
01:24:35 You only know
01:24:36 I think it's a good idea.
01:24:38 And I called my parents and
01:24:41 That they're giving me some seed
01:24:44 Yes
01:24:45 I never had one
01:24:46 I'm surprised.
01:24:47 Where are you going to stay?
01:24:48 We'll sack out down of the
01:24:51 And we're also
01:24:54 about diabetic vampires.
01:24:57 Yes, listen to this.
01:24:58 Do you like the title?
01:24:59 Blood Sugar.
01:25:01 It's true.
01:25:02 Oh, I get it.
01:25:03 Right?
01:25:04 I can't believe he's thirty-two.
01:25:06 I know. I know.
01:25:07 What?
01:25:09 I really should have told him.
01:25:13 I'm an old person.
01:25:14 Do you like old people?
01:25:21 Alright, thanks.
01:25:21 You're welcome.
01:25:22 Thanks for sharing
01:25:24 Anytime.
01:25:26 You're a special person.
01:25:28 And I don't mean the kind
01:25:30 It's cool.
01:25:31 You should put that in your PTSD.
01:25:33 Actually I already
01:25:34 Thanks for everything, Sweetie.
01:25:36 It's an adventure.
01:25:37 Let me know if you guys make me
01:25:40 I'll stay on top of it.
01:25:41 Yeah, if you do, don't drink
01:25:44 That's where I went wrong
01:25:46 But any...
01:25:47 Bye, Clare.
01:25:48 Bye, Myron
01:25:48 Hey,
01:25:52 I don't know what to say.
01:25:53 Just hug as hard as we can
01:25:56 I can do that.
01:25:57 OK.
01:25:58 I love you.
01:25:59 I love you, too.
01:26:02 One day, we'll worked out
01:26:05 Probably not.
01:26:08 OK
01:26:09 Alright
01:26:10 Alright, Hartato.
01:26:11 There are long roads in the colon.
01:27:07 Marilyn and Myron
01:27:09 so please leave a message.
01:27:13 Hi, it's your son.
01:27:14 I know you're probably
01:27:18 I just call and say hi.
01:27:19 Call me back.
01:27:20 I think you have class tonight
01:27:22 But, anyway,
01:27:24 I hired a hand
01:27:26 So next time when
01:27:28 hang on a sec
01:27:29 dad's in a standoff with Ian.
01:27:30 He keeps winging his mac
01:27:32 Eat your lunch, monkey,
01:27:36 Honey,
01:27:38 Can you come down here please?
01:27:39 I've got it under control.
01:27:41 Honey, what?
01:27:41 You don't have it under control.
01:27:42 He throws mac and cheese at you.
01:27:43 Honey, who's on the phone?
01:27:44 Sweetie
01:27:45 Hello? Hello?
01:27:46 Clare! Clare Bear!
01:27:48 Alright, mommy's here to rescue.