Smother
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Hi, you've reached Noah and Clare. |
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Leave a message at the- |
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Hi, it's Mom. |
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I hope I'm not bothering you. |
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Happy Halloween. |
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You probably work now so you can |
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I mean you actually don't |
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you know it's obviously |
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But if you want to call me, |
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I just wanted to ask you... Shit... |
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I can't remember why I called now. |
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Anyway, I'm sleeping so much |
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and my jaw only clicks now |
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And I, You know what. |
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I remember why I called now. |
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Do you have my VCR manual in... |
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Hang on a second. |
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Hold on, Sammi. |
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Who's on the phone now? |
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What's that, uh?! |
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Who's on the phone?! |
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What do you mean? |
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Somebody's on the phone?! |
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Hello? Hello? There's nobody |
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I think your mom's messages |
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You know how people worry about |
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I worry mine's gonna live forever. |
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There must be another |
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Who's the physical therapist, |
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You... |
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All right! Keep those knees up! |
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We'll see some high step in! |
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Noah, your mom's on line one. |
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Tell her I'm busy, would you? |
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Doing great, Bob. |
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You look like an antelope here. |
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Cooper, I need you |
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Technically, Dana, it's |
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Yeah? That's what he thinks. |
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Today, Cooper. |
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That's good, Bob. |
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Take a rest. |
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Thank god... |
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Dad, I have Cooper here. |
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We need to take your ticket, |
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then I have me |
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Didn't I tell you five |
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Dana! What time are we doing |
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He's here now. |
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Put him on. |
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He is. |
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Hello, Ralph. |
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All right, no small talk. |
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I've asked Dana to meet with you |
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We've been watching you as |
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and it's become increasingly clear |
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that you're not |
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Show personae case of number. |
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These are the billing guidelines |
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And these are the actual totals |
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Quite a discrepancy, |
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Oh, I would say these goals are |
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You're the boss now. |
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I didn't get the memo. |
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Look, I told you before, Ralph, |
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I'm not going to over |
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It's unethical. |
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Are you calling me a fraud? |
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The bottom line is this. |
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We've given you plenty of chances |
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to get with the program |
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I'm sorry to say this, |
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We're gonna have to let you go. |
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You're firing me? |
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You're just one germen, genius |
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It's not a reflection of you |
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How is that not a reflect on me |
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Have your testicles |
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Did he just say testicles? |
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I built this office for you! |
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Every doctor that refers patients |
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Every supplier connection |
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Christ, I hit the bang winning home run |
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against Silverman's |
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and won a championship for you! |
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Only because I got |
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and kept the inning alive! |
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Yeah, I guess the shortstop |
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You hit it to his weak side! |
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That's no pride. |
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Go to hell, Cooper! |
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I never want to see you |
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Dana, call security. |
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Gladly. |
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Calm Down. |
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What's that noise? |
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Are you all right? |
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Don't let him take the spin! |
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But the wise little Alice was |
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"No, I'll look first," she said, |
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for she had read several |
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about children who had got burnt, |
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and eaten up by wild beasts, |
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Sorry guys. Sorry! Sit tight! OK? |
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Mrs. Cooper's class. |
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Hello, Mrs. Cooper, it's me. |
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Hi me. |
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So I have some good news |
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What happened? |
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The bad news is I got fired. |
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But the good news is I'm gonna |
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two years ahead of schedule. |
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Ralph fired you? |
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No, Dana did. |
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Ralph was on speakerphone. |
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Oh my God! |
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What an asshole. |
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Look, honey, I'm really sorry, |
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but I'm in the middle of class |
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Can we talk it later? |
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Yeah, try not to get fired, OK? |
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One of us should have a job, |
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Happy Halloween. |
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Goodbye. |
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Oh, how's it going? |
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Pretty good. |
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Great. Who are you? |
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Myron Stubbs. |
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You know I'm Clare's cousin |
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She said I could stay |
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for this writing seminar |
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Oh, right. |
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I thought |
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Yeah, it got moved up. |
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So I called her from the airport |
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I never would've guessed. |
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I'm Noah. |
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Nice to finally meet you. |
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Nice to meet you. |
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Can I ask you a question? |
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Is that my toothbrush next |
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Is it? Oh man, I'm sorry. |
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I forgot mine at home. |
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So I just Yeah, it's a simple mistake. |
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You know what. |
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I'll just go buy one. |
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That's okay. |
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You know what. |
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Keep it and think it as |
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Really? Right on. |
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Thanks. |
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Trick or treat! |
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Who is this? |
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Oh, look at these. |
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Straight from Villa Villekulla. |
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How excited Happy Halloween. |
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There's my unemployed man. |
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Hi. |
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Does my cousin get here okay? |
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Yeah, he went out for a while. |
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He said He'd be back |
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So are you serious about |
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about starting |
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Yeah. I mean what have |
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I've got experience, I'm clearly |
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So, what do you think? |
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Can we go to the Honesty Zone? |
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I would love to. |
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I've always thought you'd be |
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you know that. |
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But you haven't had |
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This is a lot responsibility. |
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Wow, I haven't thought that. |
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Thank you. |
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Maybe that's |
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trying to avoid accountability |
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Does it feel like |
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as constructive as it used to be? |
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You know, look, |
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I just want you to be sure |
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I think I can really do |
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And it'll only take a few months |
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so in the meantime, honey, |
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I can call Donnie to get my |
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Ewww, Donnie? |
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Are you sure? |
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He said I could come back |
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the hours are flexible and |
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Okay, and that's the plan. |
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I like you. |
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Trick or treat! |
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Mom? |
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Marilyn, what's the matter? |
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I'm fine, I... |
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You know I'm probably happy, |
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Hey, where's Dad? |
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Oh, him. He's at home. |
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We had a really big fight |
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because I'm absolutely fine. |
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I'm just going to a motel room. |
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I'll find one. |
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Maybe you should stay here tonight. |
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Or come in for some coffee and |
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And somehow the night's... No... |
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I don't really want to |
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I just stopped |
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Just sort of to give you |
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You know what I'm saying. |
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It's no big deal and come on in |
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Check hotel for vacancies. |
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We're not taking no for an answer, |
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That's so sweet. |
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Alright, Hartanto, we can stay! |
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Go Sammi. |
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Go. Out of the car. |
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Sammi |
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Oh... Great... Great... |
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Where is... |
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Oh, don't worry. |
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We will gather |
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You are such a sweet and |
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It's Hoo Nong Yo, not Hartanto. |
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That's OK. |
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Don't worry about it. |
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Just place them everywhere. |
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But be careful that. |
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That's glass one. |
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Be careful though. |
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Don't worry. It's OK. |
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It's fine. |
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I'll come back with other ones. |
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This guy is not too smart. |
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I realize you only brought |
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I think. That's good. |
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Yeah, I know. |
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Honey, what are you supposed to be, |
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Check it out, your neighbor's |
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Hello. |
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Hi, Clare! My goodness. |
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It's really happy to see you. |
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Anyway, I'm feeling |
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Is anyone hungry? |
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My treat. |
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When was the last time |
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It looks kind of greasy. |
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I think it's |
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To be honest. |
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Oh. |
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It's not greasy. |
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Look, how succulent |
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OK, sweetie, I'll take that. |
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Yes, egg salad is for me. |
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And this one right here |
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Yeah let her |
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And this big guy |
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I think she knows. |
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She took the order. |
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Can I ask you? |
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Do you know if the cheese |
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I don't know. |
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Can you please check? |
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Because you see |
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and diabetes in our family. |
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Sure. Can I get you anything else? |
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I'm a diabetic and sometimes |
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My son was ten pounds. |
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Oh My God! |
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No, we're great, thank you. |
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And I'm sorry you have to |
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And mine... |
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O.K. |
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Is it just me? |
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Or did she seem like |
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You can tell me what's going |
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Can you please pass the salt, |
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Thank you. |
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It's Myron. |
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Oh. Myron. |
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Actually I kind of |
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It reminds me of |
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Normally black movies |
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but I liked that one. |
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Honey, how is your omelet? |
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I haven't tasted it yet. |
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Can I have a little bite? |
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You know just a smidge. |
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Yeah, you can tell me how it tastes. |
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Honey, Can I have a bite. |
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All crazy. |
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Oh, get a big bite. |
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Do you like it? |
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Do you like my omelet? |
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Actually... |
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Should I have gotten ham? |
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Oh, that's succulent. |
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So are you going to tell me |
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No? |
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How was school today, Clare? |
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It's great. |
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We have a costume |
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There's a runoff |
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between Freddy Kreuger |
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Freddy Kreuger won. |
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OK. You know what. |
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There you go. |
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Thank you, honey. |
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You are so nice. |
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Myron, what do you do for living? |
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I'm a screenwriter. |
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No! That is so interesting. |
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I'm working on |
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set in the jungles of |
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gets infected by Agent |
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then mutates into |
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but misunderstood |
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by the horrors of |
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That's unreal. |
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My original title was Mansquito, |
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Oh Yeah! |
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So my working title is PTSD, |
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which is Post Traumatic Stress |
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That's provoking. |
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It's presuming |
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You know the Fly. |
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Excellent! |
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Sounds like it'll really capture |
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But with a sci-fi hook, exactly. |
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Half Commando... Half Mosquito... |
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Total Terror. |
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My God! That sounds so exciting. |
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Sounds Great. |
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I really like to read it. |
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How much do you get paid? |
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Well, I don't get paid |
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But I did send a query letter to |
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if they want it for Snipes. |
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Wesley Snipes? |
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Wow! |
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Isn't that one of your favorite |
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I don't wanna talk about. |
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How is everything? |
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Oh succulent. |
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Isn't it, everyone? |
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Oh, hey |
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Do you like movies? |
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I love them |
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Oh my god |
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You should tell her your idea, |
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Lt. Tom Dawson gets infected by |
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Oh, come on. |
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Oh my god. |
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Clare, I'm so sorry. |
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That does Bad! |
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Hello? |
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Is your mother there? |
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That I'm warning you, |
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you might be kicked |
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I hear my answer |
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OK. What's going on? |
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She said you got in a fight, |
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but every time I asked for |
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She ignores me. |
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How should I know? |
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We're handing out |
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and the next she's yelling at me |
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What did you do? |
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Just put her on the phone. |
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Mom |
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No, I am not getting him |
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She doesn't want to talk. |
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That's a first. |
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Who is it, Gene? |
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Is it her? |
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No, it's your unemployed |
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What's that have to do |
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I'm just stating the facts. |
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I guess not everyone's |
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to work at the post office |
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It's not luck when you earn it. |
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Look, whatever. |
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She's staying here tonight. |
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You guys can talk tomorrow. |
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Don't bet on it! |
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She just fell, didn't she? |
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Yep. |
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I hope I'm not |
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No. I'll be fine on the couch. |
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Spit it put, Sammy Higgins. |
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Spit it out and we'll see. |
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So all these guys |
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They're part of |
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I have average about forty a year, |
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and that's why I call |
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It's easy to remember |
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keep a detached professionalism |
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Right on. |
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Well, I hope you feel better. |
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I'll see you in the morning. |
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I guess. |
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Wonderful. |
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Good luck at that |
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Thanks! |
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OK |
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Bye. Myron |
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Myrilan, Is this yours? |
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It was just laying on |
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Thank you so much. |
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It must have fallen down of my bag. |
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What the hell is that thing? |
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It's just a lighter, Relax. |
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Do you know what I do? |
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I used it to scare people like you |
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Wouldn't it be safer |
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I tried that once, |
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but I ended upmistaking it |
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Come here. |
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No, I'm going to sleep. |
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You're going to sleep? |
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Oh, I'll see you tomorrow morning. |
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Please tell me |
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Call me if you want this turkey. |
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Gosh, you know what's funny? |
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Yes. I do. |
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What's funny is my head's |
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but the fall snapped |
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I got to to remember to |
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about that right now. |
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Yeah, Mom, |
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because it's getting late. |
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And it's been a long day. |
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You want to play Scrabble? |
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I brought my dictionary. |
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Oh, no. |
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But maybe tomorrow. |
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Okay, |
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OK. Good night. |
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Noah, hug me as hard as you can |
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Harder. |
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I don't want to disarrange |
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Nice to meet you. |
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Noah? |
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Yeah? |
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You forget to say good night |
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Good night, Sammy Higgins... es. |
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Look how much he loves you. |
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Good night. |
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I love- |
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you, too. |
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Oh my god... |
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Come on, she's only here |
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I wish they'd just get a divorce and |
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put all of us out of our misery. |
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Is my hair really greasy? |
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No, not really. |
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Sometimes. |
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She's just so needy one minute |
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Why don't you tell her that. |
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I think it would hurt her feelings. |
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Maybe I could pay someone to do. |
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Do you wanna make five bucks? |
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Good night, honey. |
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OK |
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Honey. |
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What? |
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Honey |
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What is it? |
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We're supposed to do |
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Oh, does that start tonight? |
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The next four. |
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Oh, cool. |
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Do you think maybe |
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until we settled for |
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And that would be when exactly? |
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Why are you in sure |
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Yeah, it's what the calendar said. |
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Tonight or tomorrow. |
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Okay... |
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Look, if you're not up for it, |
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I'm not up for it. |
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It's just been such a crazy day. |
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Okay, we'll do it tomorrow, |
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Twice. |
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Yeah, all right. |
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As if. |
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OK, Thanks. |
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Spoony? |
00:19:22 |
Clare Bear, I'm so tired. |
00:19:25 |
Spoo-oo-oo-ny? |
00:19:27 |
Baby, I just |
00:19:29 |
Pull your head out of your ass, |
00:19:30 |
Babe, I want to be held. |
00:19:54 |
It's Ok. It's OK. |
00:19:55 |
Honey, are you OK? |
00:19:56 |
I'm fine. |
00:19:58 |
Mom? |
00:19:59 |
Myron, you're having a dream. |
00:20:00 |
Go back to sleep. |
00:20:01 |
I'm sorry. |
00:20:02 |
It's OK. |
00:20:03 |
It's alright. |
00:20:03 |
Just sit down. |
00:20:05 |
We'll |
00:20:05 |
You alright |
00:20:06 |
Save the remodel for later. |
00:20:11 |
Are you hungry? |
00:20:12 |
Is it the way you wake me up? |
00:20:13 |
Do you want me to |
00:20:16 |
I think your father's |
00:20:23 |
It's okay, Sammy Higgins. |
00:20:24 |
Go on back to bed. |
00:20:26 |
What are you talking about? |
00:20:28 |
That's why |
00:20:29 |
I confronted him and |
00:20:32 |
I left, and now I'm all alone, |
00:20:34 |
and I'd do just |
00:20:36 |
to get my hands |
00:20:37 |
But... Neve mind. |
00:20:38 |
I'm fine. |
00:20:39 |
I'm perfectly fine. |
00:20:40 |
I just gonna Hey, sit down. |
00:20:43 |
Are you sure Dad-Put his thing |
00:20:46 |
and it felt good and |
00:20:49 |
and then he probably saw |
00:20:51 |
in the middle of all that? |
00:20:53 |
Yeah. |
00:20:55 |
It's pretty clear to me, yes. |
00:20:57 |
Alright, come on, Mom, |
00:21:00 |
You actually see him doing this? |
00:21:01 |
A woman knows. |
00:21:03 |
Trust me. |
00:21:04 |
It's like when you look at a person |
00:21:08 |
You can just tell. |
00:21:09 |
Right... look, |
00:21:11 |
I think we're both really tired. |
00:21:13 |
I mean we should |
00:21:14 |
about this tomorrow. |
00:21:16 |
I need a place to stay until |
00:21:19 |
Now maybe you might know somebody |
00:21:21 |
who could take me in for |
00:21:25 |
A couple of weeks? |
00:21:26 |
Could get sure to clear my head? |
00:21:29 |
I... uh... maybe there are YWCAs... |
00:21:32 |
Those are nice. |
00:21:37 |
Hmm... OK. |
00:21:42 |
Okay. Okay. Okay. |
00:21:44 |
But listen to me. |
00:21:45 |
I need you to promise me |
00:21:48 |
No prying, no chaos, no insanity, |
00:21:52 |
You are going to like this. |
00:21:53 |
I want to see this. |
00:21:54 |
I promise. |
00:21:55 |
You are not gonna |
00:21:57 |
Scout's honor. |
00:22:00 |
That's not the Scout's honor. |
00:22:01 |
That's something like Star Trek. |
00:22:04 |
Good night. |
00:22:05 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
00:22:07 |
I'm gonna be so good. |
00:22:11 |
Honey, she wants to |
00:22:13 |
Really? I guess that's okay. |
00:22:16 |
Doesn't she |
00:22:18 |
No. |
00:22:18 |
But how am I going to screen her |
00:22:21 |
She will break down all |
00:22:24 |
Believe in my words. |
00:22:25 |
Don't be such a drama queen. |
00:22:27 |
It's OK. |
00:22:28 |
Just go to sleep now. |
00:22:29 |
Honey, I'm too worked up now. |
00:22:32 |
I need to get BJ to calm down. |
00:22:34 |
Nice try, good night. |
00:22:53 |
Good morning, Captain. |
00:22:54 |
What are you doing? |
00:22:56 |
Guess what? Breakfast is ready. |
00:22:58 |
Can I get this place |
00:23:00 |
Uh oh. |
00:23:02 |
Here comes the Grumpy Bear. |
00:23:05 |
I'm twenty-nine year old. |
00:23:07 |
I'm not playing Grumpy Bear. |
00:23:08 |
Nothing stops the Grumpy Bear |
00:23:23 |
When was the last time |
00:23:26 |
OK. |
00:23:26 |
Out. |
00:23:27 |
Go. Go. |
00:23:28 |
What do you think, |
00:23:29 |
Get the creatures out of here. |
00:23:31 |
Alright, Sammy Higgins. |
00:23:32 |
Let's let your grumpy |
00:23:35 |
Come on. |
00:23:35 |
He's not my brother! |
00:23:36 |
He's a dog and I'm human being. |
00:23:41 |
And my sheets are not even... |
00:23:43 |
Oh my god |
00:23:47 |
Max, I need a minority |
00:23:51 |
Is he a lovely Indian? |
00:23:53 |
No. He's peaceful. |
00:23:56 |
Morning camper. |
00:23:57 |
There's some carob chip pancakes |
00:24:00 |
Thanks. |
00:24:01 |
Could you not smoke |
00:24:03 |
How did I raise such a funny son? |
00:24:05 |
You're crack out |
00:24:08 |
Is he African American? |
00:24:10 |
A little stale. Max |
00:24:11 |
Myron, I thought your writing |
00:24:14 |
Yeah, I got a push back. |
00:24:16 |
Is he Portorican? |
00:24:17 |
Excellent, Max. |
00:24:18 |
Fresh new take. |
00:24:22 |
What is that thing? |
00:24:23 |
It's a new voice recognition script |
00:24:28 |
He's my digital |
00:24:30 |
Max, I need a name for my new |
00:24:35 |
Max 9000? |
00:24:37 |
Try again. |
00:24:39 |
Victor Escobar? |
00:24:41 |
Perfect. |
00:24:43 |
Wow, writing is easy. |
00:24:45 |
You're telling me. |
00:24:50 |
Isn't it sweet to make Myron |
00:24:53 |
I think Myron has some paralyzing |
00:24:56 |
So much fun getting out of |
00:25:01 |
Here we go! |
00:25:06 |
Mom, What are you?! |
00:25:07 |
Pick that up! |
00:25:08 |
What, oh... |
00:25:09 |
You're not Tiho Wuanita. |
00:25:10 |
Come on. |
00:25:11 |
I've obeyed the rules all my life. |
00:25:13 |
If I want to throw a little trash |
00:25:15 |
I think I've earned the right. |
00:25:16 |
That makes zero sense. |
00:25:18 |
To you maybe. |
00:25:19 |
Listen. |
00:25:19 |
Just go do your shopping, |
00:25:22 |
OK. Turkey Lips. |
00:25:24 |
Don't call me Turkey Lips. |
00:25:25 |
Okay, Honey Buns. |
00:25:28 |
I love you! Knock'em dead! |
00:25:35 |
Sorry! |
00:25:37 |
Thanks again for seeing me |
00:25:40 |
Hey, what are former bosses for? |
00:25:42 |
So, the wife's good? |
00:25:44 |
Yes, very good. |
00:25:46 |
Kids? |
00:25:48 |
Not yet. |
00:25:49 |
Clare's pretty eager though, |
00:25:52 |
Boy, I do know what that's like. |
00:25:54 |
The Mrs. Wanting |
00:25:56 |
Bringing spousal pressure |
00:25:58 |
to buckle under and procreate. |
00:26:00 |
Not a fun place to be in |
00:26:03 |
Do you know what I mean? |
00:26:05 |
Between you and me, |
00:26:06 |
there's plenty of things you can |
00:26:09 |
Simple things. |
00:26:10 |
Excuse me? |
00:26:12 |
Oh yeah, I delayed |
00:26:15 |
I took scalding hot baths, |
00:26:19 |
anything to sap those nuts. |
00:26:22 |
Of course, rubbing one out |
00:26:24 |
to deplete viable sperm |
00:26:27 |
Good to know. |
00:26:28 |
Thank you. |
00:26:30 |
So, anyway, |
00:26:30 |
I was surprised to hear from you. |
00:26:32 |
I thought once you became |
00:26:35 |
with the carpet industry forever. |
00:26:37 |
Well, after I graduated from |
00:26:39 |
school, I worked a few years for- |
00:26:41 |
Carpet Bazaar, |
00:26:45 |
Go ahead, I'm listening. |
00:26:46 |
Me? |
00:26:47 |
Oh. So, after college, |
00:26:49 |
I worked for |
00:26:51 |
Uh huh. |
00:26:53 |
- And although I gained |
00:26:56 |
I found that environment |
00:26:58 |
Uh huh. |
00:26:59 |
So now I just, I'm looking for |
00:27:02 |
You know |
00:27:02 |
Uh huh. Right. |
00:27:03 |
- And since you said |
00:27:05 |
I thought I'd take you up |
00:27:07 |
Blue. |
00:27:09 |
Your recent firing would ordinarily |
00:27:12 |
to anyone with half a brain. |
00:27:14 |
I have two halves, |
00:27:15 |
and I believe in giving people |
00:27:17 |
after they've thrown away |
00:27:20 |
If you think you're ready to |
00:27:24 |
You can fill out some paperwork |
00:27:27 |
Im ready to take it to |
00:27:34 |
I guess all I can say is |
00:27:39 |
I'm kidding. |
00:27:42 |
Welcome back to the Bazaar. |
00:27:45 |
Thank you. |
00:27:47 |
That's really a good joke. |
00:28:02 |
Thank you so much. |
00:28:03 |
You're welcome. |
00:28:05 |
Thank you. |
00:28:07 |
See you tomorrow. |
00:28:08 |
I mean it. |
00:28:08 |
Thank you. Mr. Donnie. |
00:28:12 |
Mom, mom, what are you doing here?! |
00:28:15 |
I just got a job! |
00:28:17 |
Where?! |
00:28:18 |
Right here. |
00:28:18 |
They need a sales assistant, |
00:28:22 |
schedule deliveries things like... |
00:28:24 |
No, no, no, there's not way |
00:28:26 |
I got done shopping so I came in |
00:28:29 |
Oh, remind me to ask them |
00:28:31 |
when them cleaned the |
00:28:33 |
Because you know what |
00:28:34 |
You can get Legionnaires |
00:28:36 |
Mom! Mom! Mom! |
00:28:37 |
- What? |
00:28:38 |
What happened was |
00:28:41 |
and he thought I'm gonna be |
00:28:44 |
and I could use the money |
00:28:47 |
Can you believe it?! |
00:28:52 |
I haven't had a job since I worked |
00:28:55 |
at the House of Peanuts |
00:28:57 |
And now we're going to be |
00:29:00 |
Hug me hard! |
00:29:03 |
OK |
00:29:06 |
You know, darling. |
00:29:06 |
It's your apartment. |
00:29:08 |
Take care of it. |
00:29:10 |
Good morning. |
00:29:12 |
I'd like to welcome everyone to |
00:29:15 |
Alright, cut the crap. |
00:29:17 |
We're going to |
00:29:19 |
then move on to |
00:29:21 |
Excuse me, Donnie. |
00:29:22 |
Do we have to watch this video? |
00:29:23 |
I mean, I've already seen it. |
00:29:26 |
What color is my lamp? |
00:29:27 |
Your lamp? |
00:29:28 |
What color is my lamp? |
00:29:30 |
Gold. |
00:29:31 |
That's right. |
00:29:32 |
Its gold. |
00:29:32 |
Im the owner that means I make |
00:29:36 |
What color is your lamp? |
00:29:38 |
His is silver. |
00:29:39 |
That's right, it's silver. |
00:29:40 |
Good initiative, Marilyn. |
00:29:41 |
Thank you. |
00:29:42 |
Silver means assistant manager, |
00:29:44 |
which means assistant |
00:29:46 |
Yours is bronze. |
00:29:48 |
No decisions. |
00:29:50 |
Put your hand down. |
00:29:51 |
The following safety |
00:29:53 |
that may one day save your lives. |
00:29:55 |
I suggest taking notes. |
00:30:01 |
He seems very knowledgeable. |
00:30:04 |
It only takes a second. |
00:30:06 |
But watching the vide |
00:30:10 |
Oh my god. |
00:30:15 |
What's the message of that? |
00:30:16 |
Don't drive a wood panel station |
00:30:22 |
Hey, you guys. |
00:30:23 |
I'm in here. |
00:30:24 |
Help! Help! |
00:30:27 |
Honey, heart goes out. |
00:30:29 |
To the actors? It's... |
00:30:31 |
But... |
00:30:33 |
Oh also you'll see the yearn of |
00:30:36 |
Shhhh, Donnis could come back. |
00:30:38 |
He may quiz us. |
00:30:39 |
I want to be the person who knows |
00:30:45 |
We also have some |
00:30:47 |
You'll have to |
00:30:48 |
with immediately. |
00:30:49 |
That should be a rewarding challenge. |
00:30:51 |
Pop Quiz. |
00:30:52 |
How many square yards |
00:30:54 |
by eighteen foot piece of carpet? |
00:30:56 |
Thousand? |
00:30:57 |
Twenty-four. |
00:30:58 |
Looks like somebody's already |
00:31:00 |
OK? Don't let me down again. |
00:31:02 |
Hi, honey. |
00:31:03 |
Hi Donnie. |
00:31:04 |
Incidentally, |
00:31:05 |
I presume you can |
00:31:06 |
working relationship |
00:31:08 |
Yeah, about that. |
00:31:09 |
I'm a little concerned |
00:31:11 |
qualifications whatsoever. |
00:31:13 |
I'm an incredible |
00:31:14 |
She'll be fine. |
00:31:15 |
But she hasn't worked |
00:31:17 |
Shhh. This is learning time. |
00:31:19 |
Take this opportunity to learn. |
00:31:21 |
OK. What's the most important |
00:31:24 |
I'm pretty sure it's friendliness. |
00:31:26 |
No, the up-sell. |
00:31:28 |
Come on, |
00:31:28 |
shake the cobwebs out, man. |
00:31:30 |
Okay, quick refresher course. |
00:31:32 |
See the lady over there? |
00:31:34 |
I'm going to up-sell her, |
00:31:35 |
and youre gonna watch me. |
00:31:36 |
Understand? |
00:31:37 |
I think I'm starting to. |
00:31:38 |
She's looking at Berber, |
00:31:40 |
but she's leaving |
00:31:43 |
Watch and learn. |
00:31:44 |
Go, Cheese. |
00:31:48 |
I see you're looking the Berber. |
00:31:50 |
Yes. |
00:31:50 |
It's very nice. |
00:31:52 |
But if you wanna go classy. |
00:31:54 |
You must look this one down here. |
00:31:55 |
It's Multi-Frame Wilton. |
00:31:57 |
Hmm... |
00:31:57 |
Check it out. |
00:32:05 |
Hmm... that feels nice. |
00:32:08 |
Yes, that's probably |
00:32:12 |
I'm gonna try not |
00:32:14 |
Look down the bottom. |
00:32:16 |
You may need to bend a little bit. |
00:32:17 |
Right there. |
00:32:22 |
Is he Samoanan? |
00:32:24 |
Hello |
00:32:25 |
Home again, home again, jiggity-jig. |
00:32:27 |
I don't know about you, but this |
00:32:28 |
working stiff could |
00:32:30 |
Make mine a double. |
00:32:56 |
Sperm are dwindling... It's occupied! |
00:33:00 |
It's me. |
00:33:01 |
Your mom needs some Tums, |
00:33:04 |
Just taking a shower. |
00:33:06 |
A very mild and soothing shower. |
00:33:09 |
You're not |
00:33:11 |
Ha ha, you caught me. |
00:33:14 |
I'll be out in a minute. |
00:33:24 |
It's just so much fun |
00:33:27 |
Oh you know what, Clare. |
00:33:28 |
We get a 10% employee discount |
00:33:31 |
on every 2500 square feet of |
00:33:34 |
True. |
00:33:35 |
And they have |
00:33:38 |
and they have a competitive |
00:33:41 |
It sounds like you're really |
00:33:43 |
You would be so proud of |
00:33:48 |
even though he didn't |
00:33:50 |
I figure he must be |
00:33:51 |
when his customer service, |
00:33:53 |
not intentionally |
00:33:57 |
Yeah, I was really proud of me, |
00:33:59 |
Cause there was a moment |
00:34:00 |
that I'm a over qualified and |
00:34:05 |
And then I saw the gigantic |
00:34:08 |
and I realized that |
00:34:11 |
bottled in here the whole time... |
00:34:13 |
I think I'm the wiser for it. |
00:34:20 |
I had a nice breakthrough |
00:34:22 |
Did you? |
00:34:23 |
In the middle of a village raid |
00:34:27 |
Tom Dawson starts to grow |
00:34:32 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:33 |
Slaker, weird nose. |
00:34:41 |
Well, I guess his attention span |
00:34:45 |
I just had a lot this moment, I... |
00:34:47 |
Oh my god, I have to get ready |
00:34:50 |
They're gonna |
00:34:50 |
be here in any second! |
00:34:51 |
Clare, Dinner, Yummy |
00:34:59 |
Did you make any desert? |
00:35:01 |
In the fridge. |
00:35:03 |
Right on. |
00:35:06 |
So anyway, I've been eating |
00:35:09 |
which I know doesn't helped |
00:35:12 |
and the chewing is causing |
00:35:14 |
Can you hear that? |
00:35:15 |
Listen, here we go. |
00:35:16 |
Oh, no |
00:35:17 |
Horrible! Marilyn. |
00:35:20 |
I do exactly the same thing. |
00:35:21 |
Oh, honey. |
00:35:22 |
You know about my son, Noah. |
00:35:25 |
Hi, Noah. |
00:35:27 |
Hi there. |
00:35:29 |
Dear, do you think you could |
00:35:31 |
Her G.P. |
00:35:32 |
Says she has fallen her arches |
00:35:33 |
but she feels like |
00:35:35 |
She should really see |
00:35:38 |
It's just a little peek, Noah. |
00:35:40 |
It's been so difficult getting |
00:35:44 |
I'd really appreciate it. |
00:35:46 |
Well, since you're riding |
00:35:51 |
Thank you, Sweetie. |
00:35:53 |
I am worried about her. |
00:35:54 |
Oh, dear, look that, honey. |
00:35:56 |
Oh, right here. |
00:35:58 |
Oh, that, Oh, that's the... |
00:36:01 |
We were so sorry to hear about |
00:36:06 |
but don't worry about it, |
00:36:07 |
I'm sure you're gonna |
00:36:11 |
Did you hear that, Myron? |
00:36:16 |
Could I see you outside, please? |
00:36:19 |
Excuse me, girls. |
00:36:23 |
What are you going to do, Marilyn, |
00:36:25 |
I'm an independent woman now! |
00:36:27 |
I've got a job! |
00:36:29 |
Is she serious? |
00:36:30 |
Yeah, with me. |
00:36:31 |
Good! Now you can pay me back |
00:36:33 |
refugee kid you send money |
00:36:35 |
It's a scam, you know! |
00:36:37 |
Don't you dare talk about |
00:36:39 |
Joaquin? |
00:36:40 |
Last year, |
00:36:41 |
Jesus |
00:36:42 |
What are you looking at? |
00:36:44 |
Would you calm down, please? |
00:36:46 |
I don't want to calm. |
00:36:47 |
Would you please not |
00:36:49 |
They're very rootages. |
00:36:50 |
I don't wanna calm. |
00:36:51 |
I want my wife to live |
00:36:53 |
That's a dream we all share, |
00:36:56 |
She said you |
00:36:57 |
Did you |
00:36:59 |
Do you think any other woman |
00:37:02 |
wants my salty prune bag? |
00:37:04 |
You want to see it? |
00:37:05 |
I'll prove to you |
00:37:06 |
I'll take a rain check, OK. |
00:37:08 |
Is that my extension cord? |
00:37:10 |
No, it's mine. |
00:37:11 |
Are you sure? |
00:37:11 |
Yeah, believe it or not. |
00:37:12 |
I own my extension cord. |
00:37:13 |
Oh, but mine has |
00:37:15 |
Would you focus? |
00:37:16 |
On what? |
00:37:17 |
On how she gets to |
00:37:19 |
She has too much time |
00:37:21 |
She does nothing but invent |
00:37:24 |
She reads too many spy novels! |
00:37:26 |
It's better than |
00:37:27 |
Air Command all the time! |
00:37:28 |
Mom, just stand out of it, OK? |
00:37:30 |
Listen, if we're gonna make her home, |
00:37:32 |
you must move on to |
00:37:34 |
You know what? |
00:37:35 |
I think I'm through |
00:37:37 |
You take over. |
00:37:38 |
See you, Noah. OK. |
00:37:39 |
Hey. Dad, don't be stupid. |
00:37:41 |
Bye bye! |
00:37:42 |
She knows where to find me. |
00:37:44 |
You people are out of your minds. |
00:37:47 |
It's all in your head, |
00:37:49 |
That's the spirit! |
00:37:50 |
Way to find common ground! |
00:38:03 |
How's it going? |
00:38:05 |
These banks want to loan me |
00:38:09 |
What about asking your dad? |
00:38:10 |
Maybe he could co-sign |
00:38:12 |
My guess is he'd side |
00:38:17 |
Do you think he's really |
00:38:21 |
No, I think my mom just needs |
00:38:27 |
I don't even know what |
00:38:29 |
you were doing something like |
00:38:40 |
In the bedroom? |
00:38:41 |
They come all the way off. |
00:38:45 |
Could I get two minutes |
00:38:52 |
OK. |
00:38:53 |
Give me the winner. |
00:38:55 |
Too thin, Oh Geez, Oh yeah |
00:39:00 |
This is a rock. |
00:39:02 |
OK. |
00:39:03 |
Let's go quick. |
00:39:05 |
Noah, What's wrong? |
00:39:07 |
Nothing. |
00:39:08 |
I'm fine. |
00:39:09 |
Honey, you're pulling my hair. |
00:39:10 |
I'am Sorry. |
00:39:11 |
OK, come on. |
00:39:12 |
Guys? |
00:39:13 |
Is there an extra pillow in there? |
00:39:15 |
Mine's really uncomfortable. |
00:39:16 |
Yeah, as uncomfortable |
00:39:20 |
Right on. |
00:39:28 |
What?! |
00:39:28 |
Noah, are you sleeping there? |
00:39:31 |
Yes, I'm asleep. |
00:39:32 |
OK, good. |
00:39:33 |
Cause I don't wanna bother |
00:39:35 |
If you're asleep I really |
00:39:38 |
Mom? |
00:39:39 |
What? |
00:39:39 |
Spit it out. |
00:39:40 |
Did you set your alarm for |
00:39:43 |
Yes. |
00:39:43 |
Good. |
00:39:44 |
Okay, I'm just checking, |
00:39:46 |
I don't have a clock in my room. |
00:39:47 |
And I'm excited |
00:39:48 |
about work tomorrow |
00:39:50 |
And I took the wrong medication, |
00:39:54 |
OK. I need you to |
00:39:56 |
and not come out |
00:39:58 |
Can you can do that for me? |
00:39:59 |
Oh, sure. |
00:40:00 |
Natch. |
00:40:00 |
No problem. |
00:40:01 |
And don't you worry about a thing. |
00:40:03 |
And I didn't hear |
00:40:10 |
I don't understand |
00:40:13 |
distractions ruin everything. |
00:40:15 |
See if you can tell me |
00:40:16 |
Doesn't belong here. |
00:40:18 |
Son, Mom, boner. |
00:40:20 |
Whatever. |
00:40:21 |
The Fertility Wizard says |
00:40:23 |
are going to be |
00:40:25 |
So we have to do something |
00:40:28 |
Sounds so romantic. |
00:40:31 |
I have to be up early. |
00:40:37 |
Spoony? |
00:40:38 |
Grow up. |
00:40:47 |
Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop! |
00:40:51 |
What's up? |
00:40:52 |
What the hell are you doing?! |
00:40:53 |
Uh... I'm going to |
00:40:55 |
I found that |
00:40:58 |
It's one o'clock |
00:41:00 |
Okay, alright. |
00:41:01 |
You know, |
00:41:02 |
Father's house. |
00:41:03 |
You're going to spy on him? |
00:41:04 |
I'm not going to spy on him, |
00:41:05 |
I'm just going to discreetly |
00:41:08 |
That's all. |
00:41:08 |
See, this is what |
00:41:10 |
you always stir things up. |
00:41:11 |
Just get out of the car. |
00:41:13 |
You know what? You can ignore |
00:41:14 |
What's going on if you want to. |
00:41:16 |
But I need to go do this. |
00:41:18 |
So you can either come with me or |
00:41:24 |
You rolled the windows up. |
00:41:25 |
Isn't that obvious to you? |
00:41:29 |
Why don't you get in the trunk |
00:41:31 |
Anything out of... |
00:41:33 |
What are you doing? |
00:41:34 |
Get in. |
00:41:37 |
See, there's nothing going on. |
00:41:39 |
We've only been here five minutes, |
00:41:41 |
You know you look better from inside. |
00:41:44 |
Maybe you should move back in |
00:41:47 |
I mean you really think dad's |
00:41:48 |
going to bring another |
00:41:50 |
With Grandma around? |
00:41:51 |
Let me tell you something. |
00:41:52 |
Helen's no fan of mine. |
00:41:53 |
Maybe She's covering for him. |
00:41:54 |
Maybe She's getting paid |
00:41:57 |
I really don't know. |
00:41:59 |
Who's paying her? |
00:42:01 |
Zero one-thirty-four. |
00:42:02 |
Nothing to report. |
00:42:06 |
Do you want some corn nuts? |
00:42:08 |
No thank you. |
00:42:09 |
I've got plenty. |
00:42:10 |
Thanks anyway. |
00:42:11 |
They're high in fiber. |
00:42:12 |
I'd love some. |
00:42:13 |
Great. |
00:42:14 |
Do You know what I got. |
00:42:15 |
I've got Ranch, |
00:42:18 |
You're surprising me. |
00:42:19 |
OK. |
00:42:20 |
One Ranch coming up. |
00:42:22 |
Oh, what is it? |
00:42:23 |
Oh my... Wait a minute. |
00:42:25 |
Wait a minute. |
00:42:26 |
Never mind |
00:42:27 |
Dad's got a sex with her |
00:42:30 |
It's just Satan. |
00:42:32 |
Your father would never admit it, |
00:42:35 |
Sometimes it's easier to take |
00:42:39 |
Trust me on that one. |
00:42:40 |
Zero-one-thirty-five, |
00:42:42 |
mother-in-law confirmed |
00:42:45 |
What are you laughing, hey? |
00:42:46 |
That's very impressive |
00:42:48 |
lingo there, Condor. |
00:42:49 |
You know, you make fun of me, |
00:42:51 |
but I've read a lot about |
00:42:55 |
I know how they do business at |
00:42:59 |
In fact, if I got in a situation |
00:43:01 |
Do you even hear what |
00:43:04 |
I'm certain based on |
00:43:08 |
that I can find my way around |
00:43:11 |
I'd need a Glock though. |
00:43:13 |
You know I'm so happy that |
00:43:16 |
I think the top brass |
00:43:17 |
really impressed |
00:43:19 |
You know. |
00:43:19 |
You think that |
00:43:20 |
Is that what you really think that |
00:43:26 |
I've known Gene since |
00:43:29 |
He is my whole entire life. |
00:43:33 |
And if I stopped... |
00:43:39 |
Never mind, you know what. |
00:43:41 |
Let's |
00:43:41 |
Let's just go. |
00:43:43 |
Surveillance ended |
00:43:54 |
Rise and shine, Twinkle Toes! |
00:43:56 |
Today is the first day of |
00:43:59 |
Wow... |
00:44:18 |
Bye bye, Sammi. |
00:44:21 |
Bye Myron. |
00:44:22 |
Bye |
00:44:23 |
This also comes a red oak. |
00:44:29 |
Oh, wait. Sorry. |
00:44:34 |
OK. OK. |
00:44:43 |
I used to using coffee. |
00:44:44 |
But you could use it in oil. |
00:44:46 |
Mom, hit it. |
00:44:48 |
Come down here. |
00:44:48 |
Look at it. |
00:44:49 |
The dirty is like disappear. |
00:44:50 |
Disappear. |
00:44:53 |
Mom. Mom. Mom. |
00:45:35 |
Hey guys. |
00:45:37 |
What are you doing here? |
00:45:39 |
I was just in the neighborhood. |
00:45:40 |
I thought I'd stopped |
00:45:42 |
Sometimes when you |
00:45:44 |
You can't let it gone. |
00:45:46 |
Don't you have the whole |
00:45:50 |
Is your mother still |
00:45:52 |
She's trying to figure some |
00:45:57 |
Would you like me to hand you |
00:46:01 |
What are you watching? |
00:46:03 |
Strategic Air Command. |
00:46:06 |
Honey, I just did tell you. |
00:46:09 |
Why are you fast forwarding? |
00:46:11 |
I skip all the scenes |
00:46:13 |
She does nothing but bitch. |
00:46:16 |
That's June Allyson for you. |
00:46:19 |
Look, there was another reason |
00:46:22 |
Yeah, what's that? |
00:46:24 |
Well, I've decided I'm going to |
00:46:26 |
physical therapy practice. |
00:46:27 |
Uh huh. |
00:46:29 |
And I was wondering since the |
00:46:30 |
Bank's not really in a position |
00:46:33 |
if you like to invest |
00:46:35 |
or cosign for a small |
00:46:38 |
We would be like partners. |
00:46:40 |
What do you say, partner? |
00:46:43 |
There's a lot of things |
00:46:46 |
but investing money in you |
00:46:50 |
I've already got a lifelong credit |
00:46:53 |
I'm not ready to take on |
00:46:56 |
I'm not doing this like this way. |
00:46:57 |
Being a wife as a pilot. |
00:46:59 |
Maybe Grandma could loan me some. |
00:47:01 |
Oh that's right, that's where |
00:47:06 |
I make practical decisions, |
00:47:09 |
Someday when you have a son, |
00:47:14 |
Thank you for the pearl. |
00:47:21 |
Okay, so Max, how can Escobar |
00:47:25 |
at the Mekong Delta? |
00:47:28 |
Heavily-armed choppers? |
00:47:30 |
It's been done. |
00:47:31 |
Yeah... No... |
00:47:33 |
Sounds tired to me. |
00:47:33 |
Giant pest strip? |
00:47:36 |
That's unrealistic. |
00:47:37 |
OK. Wait a minute. |
00:47:38 |
So what if... |
00:47:39 |
How about Escobar orders |
00:47:42 |
and then what if shadow |
00:47:46 |
OK. |
00:47:46 |
While he's hatching eggs |
00:47:50 |
Breakthrough. |
00:47:51 |
Breakthrough. |
00:47:53 |
Ok. |
00:47:53 |
We got that. |
00:47:54 |
Please pass the astronaut ice cream. |
00:47:55 |
Get it over here. |
00:48:02 |
Alright, see you later soon. |
00:48:06 |
OK? |
00:48:06 |
OK |
00:48:07 |
Good luck. |
00:48:08 |
Sorry, honey. |
00:48:08 |
We should be quiet. |
00:48:19 |
Hi. |
00:48:20 |
Oh. |
00:48:43 |
What's wrong? |
00:48:44 |
I just talked with my dad. |
00:48:45 |
He's not going to help me. |
00:48:49 |
That's pretty bad news then. |
00:48:51 |
Yeah, it's bad timing. |
00:48:55 |
I get it. |
00:48:56 |
If my wife wanted to |
00:48:58 |
I'd be pretty uninterested |
00:49:00 |
What?! |
00:49:02 |
That is ridiculous. |
00:49:04 |
That news to me. |
00:49:05 |
Because every time |
00:49:08 |
you've got an excuse. |
00:49:09 |
Oh, like getting fired, |
00:49:11 |
watching my parents |
00:49:13 |
or realizing I'm going to work |
00:49:16 |
for the rest of my life? |
00:49:17 |
Those kinds of excuses? |
00:49:18 |
You know what? |
00:49:19 |
I'm actual I'm feeling it. |
00:49:20 |
Let's do this, uh? |
00:49:22 |
I'm gonna take a goal on you. |
00:49:23 |
I know you. |
00:49:24 |
I know when you don't |
00:49:26 |
I've been very supportive |
00:49:29 |
You're so supportive. |
00:49:30 |
The only pregnancy question |
00:49:34 |
is how big are |
00:49:36 |
Yeah, because I'm |
00:49:39 |
I don't want you to strain it. |
00:49:41 |
I'm sorry if I care about you. |
00:49:42 |
You are a piece of work. |
00:49:45 |
God damn it. |
00:49:50 |
Oh! Oh! Mom! |
00:49:52 |
Get Out of the car! |
00:49:53 |
What? |
00:49:53 |
What are you doing? |
00:49:54 |
Your father's |
00:49:56 |
I should supposed be |
00:49:58 |
What? |
00:49:59 |
What are you doing? |
00:50:00 |
This is out of rage. |
00:50:01 |
OK. |
00:50:01 |
Listen. |
00:50:02 |
I'm your mother, right? |
00:50:03 |
I'm not a sort of bright joke. |
00:50:05 |
You think you could |
00:50:06 |
I have the right. |
00:50:07 |
Just go back to your room. |
00:50:08 |
Let me go! |
00:50:09 |
She was going to |
00:50:10 |
OK. Listen to me. |
00:50:11 |
My house, my rules. |
00:50:12 |
Rule number one, |
00:50:13 |
stop stealing my car. |
00:50:15 |
What are you |
00:50:16 |
That I'm right? |
00:50:17 |
Listen to me and listen wide |
00:50:19 |
Because this is |
00:50:21 |
You can think about leaving |
00:50:22 |
or I'm taking you straight |
00:50:24 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:50:25 |
I'm scared. |
00:50:29 |
You know, I wish just once you |
00:51:00 |
I'am thinking about |
00:51:03 |
and if I upset you, |
00:51:05 |
I just want to apologize |
00:51:14 |
You're supposed to |
00:51:16 |
Fine, I accept. |
00:51:19 |
Good. |
00:51:20 |
Now let's go sell some carpet. |
00:51:23 |
Alright. |
00:51:30 |
Yeah. No. No. No. I know Sir. |
00:51:32 |
I know what you said. |
00:51:33 |
I'd lovely do that. |
00:51:35 |
So, where did you go? |
00:51:37 |
Hey, so where's your vest? |
00:51:39 |
Dry tempered. |
00:51:40 |
Excuse me. |
00:51:40 |
It's dry-cleaned. |
00:51:41 |
If I catch you without it again, |
00:51:45 |
OK |
00:51:46 |
Now what's going on |
00:51:47 |
I don't know, |
00:51:52 |
Where's your pay for... |
00:51:52 |
Here! |
00:51:55 |
I think she'd catch on quicker. |
00:51:57 |
She's a slow starter. |
00:51:58 |
Honey, She's sixty. |
00:52:00 |
She's fired, |
00:52:01 |
What?! |
00:52:03 |
She hasn't even |
00:52:04 |
She's the worst Caucasian employee |
00:52:05 |
We've ever had and |
00:52:08 |
So, I'm canning her ass. |
00:52:09 |
But she's the only one here |
00:52:11 |
You're gonna fire |
00:52:14 |
Am I running a telethon here? |
00:52:15 |
The quick ones make it |
00:52:17 |
Darwin said that and |
00:52:20 |
Hi there. |
00:52:23 |
Look, Donnie, |
00:52:25 |
Excuse me. |
00:52:26 |
It's all she's got. |
00:52:28 |
Believe me when I tell you if you |
00:52:31 |
You can't do it. |
00:52:33 |
Actually, |
00:52:34 |
This falls under your domain. |
00:52:37 |
That's a joke. |
00:52:38 |
That's a sad joke? |
00:52:39 |
No, I don't joke about |
00:52:40 |
terminating someone's livelihood. |
00:52:42 |
That I take very seriously. |
00:52:44 |
Ok, you know. |
00:52:44 |
I'm serious now about |
00:52:46 |
I'm not gonna do that. |
00:52:47 |
Look. |
00:52:48 |
Maybe I'm not making myself clear. |
00:52:50 |
I'd like you to do this for me |
00:52:52 |
or you're gone. |
00:52:54 |
You need this job, right? |
00:52:57 |
Do me proud. |
00:53:13 |
Hi, Honey. |
00:53:14 |
Donnie said you wanted |
00:53:15 |
Yeah, uh... |
00:53:16 |
Do you wanna have a seat. |
00:53:17 |
I was just reading |
00:53:19 |
It says we get a week's vacation |
00:53:21 |
and five sick days after |
00:53:26 |
I've never had that |
00:53:29 |
Uh... yeah, so, Mom, |
00:53:34 |
And he said he's been watching |
00:53:37 |
and he thinks |
00:53:39 |
put to better use in another area. |
00:53:42 |
Oh, really? You mean like greeter? |
00:53:45 |
Well, maybe. |
00:53:46 |
I think you'll be |
00:53:48 |
But I don't think that's |
00:53:51 |
No. No. |
00:53:53 |
He doesn't think I'm ready for |
00:53:58 |
No, I think He feels |
00:54:01 |
if you work at home |
00:54:03 |
I don't understand. |
00:54:03 |
How am I going to do that when all |
00:54:09 |
I don't think he means working with |
00:54:13 |
I don't understand. |
00:54:13 |
What would I be doing? |
00:54:15 |
You'd be... uh... you'd be... |
00:54:17 |
Oh, I know. |
00:54:17 |
I would be the telemarketer? |
00:54:18 |
Fired, Mom. |
00:54:22 |
You are fired. |
00:54:28 |
OK. |
00:54:29 |
I'd be fired. |
00:54:32 |
I'm sorry... I tried to... |
00:54:34 |
I told him how much... |
00:54:41 |
Right... I... |
00:54:44 |
I guess I wouldn't |
00:54:50 |
OK. Here. |
00:54:56 |
I'm fine, sweetie. |
00:54:57 |
I'm perfectly fine. |
00:55:01 |
It's not the end |
00:55:03 |
world everything. |
00:55:05 |
You know, obviously, |
00:55:06 |
someday when you and |
00:55:08 |
we're just gonna laugh, Right? |
00:55:21 |
How'd it go? |
00:55:23 |
Pop quiz. |
00:55:24 |
How many square feet |
00:55:28 |
You're fired. |
00:55:29 |
Do you hear me?! |
00:55:30 |
The third time will |
00:55:33 |
Ha! Laugh's on you, Cooper! |
00:55:34 |
That's stain resistant! |
00:55:37 |
Mom! Wait a minute! |
00:55:40 |
Cars! |
00:55:41 |
Mom! Wait! Mom! |
00:55:43 |
Mom! |
00:55:54 |
I need your keys back, chappie. |
00:55:58 |
I'm talking to you, ass. |
00:56:22 |
Hey, So what are you in for? |
00:56:28 |
I beat my boss senseless |
00:56:42 |
I'd prefer if you |
00:56:43 |
Sure. |
00:56:46 |
Do you know how much |
00:56:48 |
to talk him out of |
00:56:49 |
Three and fifty feet. |
00:56:51 |
Do you have any idea |
00:56:53 |
Four and sixty-seven yards. |
00:56:55 |
That's on top of bail. |
00:56:56 |
If you worked a little harder |
00:56:58 |
maybe you wouldn't have to be |
00:57:00 |
How's that his responsibility, |
00:57:04 |
You don't know what |
00:57:05 |
No one knows how hard |
00:57:08 |
Then why am I |
00:57:10 |
In case you hadn't noticed, |
00:57:11 |
I've been the only one trying to |
00:57:13 |
How could he notice, |
00:57:14 |
he's too busy landing |
00:57:17 |
OK. |
00:57:17 |
Don't you have |
00:57:19 |
or something to do there, |
00:57:21 |
Look. |
00:57:21 |
I know what you are going through, |
00:57:25 |
You have to pick her, not me. |
00:57:26 |
Noah, your mom and I have been |
00:57:31 |
For a lot of years I used to worry |
00:57:35 |
Not because I |
00:57:36 |
but because I was afraid |
00:57:40 |
And guess what? |
00:57:40 |
I like living alone. |
00:57:42 |
There's no complaining, |
00:57:46 |
I can just be me. |
00:57:49 |
Don't get me wrong. |
00:57:49 |
I love your mother. |
00:57:51 |
She was the sweetheart of my youth |
00:57:56 |
Just not sure |
00:57:58 |
if I don't like her anymore. |
00:58:11 |
Hi, there. |
00:58:24 |
Myron, where did my mom go? |
00:58:26 |
Monkey sidekick? |
00:58:29 |
She told me not to tell you. |
00:58:31 |
OK. |
00:58:31 |
Where did she go? |
00:58:33 |
Downtowner Inn. |
00:59:11 |
Come here often? |
00:59:12 |
Excuse me, I'm not allowed |
00:59:17 |
I'm sorry. |
00:59:19 |
What I'm really sorry. |
00:59:20 |
It wasn't by choice. |
00:59:21 |
I just thought maybe it'd be easier |
00:59:23 |
I have to say you have |
00:59:25 |
OK? I really mean it. |
00:59:28 |
If it makes you feel any better, |
00:59:31 |
You did? |
00:59:33 |
Good. |
00:59:35 |
Yo, Tony darling, two dirties. |
00:59:38 |
We're good. |
00:59:38 |
Tony. |
00:59:39 |
Listen. |
00:59:39 |
Let's grab things and |
00:59:44 |
Wasn't I a good mom? |
00:59:46 |
Of course you were a good mom. |
00:59:48 |
Let's just go, alright? |
00:59:49 |
Yes, sure, let's just go. |
00:59:50 |
Let's just run away and forget |
00:59:52 |
how little Marilyn has |
00:59:55 |
Come on, Mom, You've |
00:59:57 |
Yeah? Like what? |
00:59:57 |
What have I accomplished |
01:00:00 |
All kinds of. |
01:00:02 |
You know. |
01:00:04 |
Right, nothing. |
01:00:06 |
Not true. |
01:00:08 |
Doing a wife, house-cleaner. |
01:00:10 |
ZERO. |
01:00:11 |
You did a lot of things. |
01:00:13 |
You were very active. |
01:00:15 |
You saved my rat Herman, remember? |
01:00:20 |
The one with the skin disease? |
01:00:21 |
Yeah, You could've just |
01:00:23 |
but instead you scrubbed him |
01:00:26 |
You saved his life. |
01:00:27 |
That's like my greatest |
01:00:31 |
What? |
01:00:32 |
Herman's skin kept getting worse |
01:00:33 |
and he started |
01:00:35 |
So one night |
01:00:37 |
I put him in a coffee can, |
01:00:38 |
poked holes in the lid, |
01:00:39 |
and stuck him |
01:00:41 |
And next day I bought another rat |
01:00:46 |
You drowned Herman? |
01:00:49 |
I don't know what to say. |
01:00:49 |
He was suffering. |
01:00:50 |
Your dad was away for the weekend. |
01:00:53 |
I didn't know what... |
01:00:54 |
That's the worst thing |
01:00:56 |
You pukes a hole in the coffee |
01:00:59 |
I don't know. |
01:01:00 |
What can I say? |
01:01:00 |
Is it the best idea? |
01:01:01 |
OK |
01:01:01 |
Do you have a friend you |
01:01:03 |
P.S. I did the best |
01:01:08 |
Is there anything else |
01:01:09 |
Any other lies? |
01:01:11 |
You wet the bed |
01:01:13 |
the noise in your closet |
01:01:16 |
and you were held back two times |
01:01:18 |
I'm thirty-one? |
01:01:22 |
Thirty-two. |
01:01:32 |
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. |
01:01:33 |
Thank you, Verlin, that was |
01:01:39 |
Next up, please put your hands |
01:01:42 |
Marilyn? |
01:01:43 |
Just go. |
01:01:44 |
Sing your song |
01:01:46 |
OK. Dear. |
01:01:47 |
I'll be here aging. |
01:01:48 |
Oh, thank you. |
01:01:50 |
You owe me three birthdays. |
01:01:52 |
Id like to bring |
01:01:54 |
and dedicate this next song |
01:02:01 |
He fired me from |
01:02:04 |
but I never accomplished |
01:02:06 |
so it really doesn't matter |
01:02:09 |
And I murdered a rat. |
01:02:12 |
Hit it, Lou. |
01:02:14 |
Just try to understand, |
01:02:19 |
I've given all I can |
01:02:23 |
cause you got |
01:02:29 |
Borderline Take me home! |
01:02:33 |
I've put him up for 36 years, |
01:02:35 |
Ok. Just relax. |
01:02:36 |
What's another |
01:02:39 |
OK. No, No, No, Sammy Higgins! |
01:02:42 |
Don't eat that! |
01:02:44 |
Almost there. |
01:02:45 |
This is not my room. |
01:02:47 |
My room is by the ice machine. |
01:02:49 |
Ok |
01:02:51 |
Thank you, dear. |
01:02:51 |
Just get into bed. |
01:02:53 |
Can you put my nightgown on me? |
01:02:55 |
No. |
01:02:56 |
Why not, are you afraid of |
01:03:00 |
Yeah, that's exactly |
01:03:02 |
I got news for you. |
01:03:03 |
OK, but... |
01:03:04 |
I still have a pretty good body, |
01:03:05 |
even though I haven't |
01:03:07 |
Five |
01:03:10 |
Sex |
01:03:12 |
Can I get you anything? |
01:03:16 |
Can you take me back to 1968 |
01:03:21 |
No, not this second. |
01:03:23 |
That's too bad. |
01:03:26 |
I'd like to start it |
01:03:30 |
Good night. |
01:03:50 |
What are these? |
01:03:52 |
I've been tried |
01:03:55 |
Try it for more support |
01:03:57 |
These are like four sizes |
01:03:59 |
Oh, that explains a lot. |
01:04:01 |
I must read the label |
01:04:06 |
You're trying to sabotage |
01:04:08 |
What?! |
01:04:09 |
That's why it's taking so long. |
01:04:10 |
No, it's taking so long because |
01:04:14 |
You have some serious problems, |
01:04:16 |
Okay, you throw |
01:04:18 |
I think we need to |
01:04:20 |
Screw the Honesty Zone! |
01:04:21 |
I hate the Honesty Zone! |
01:04:22 |
OK. Don't dismiss |
01:04:25 |
Not cool. |
01:04:25 |
What do you wanna do that? |
01:04:26 |
You don't wanna find out. |
01:04:27 |
You know, maybe this whole |
01:04:29 |
on my plate routine |
01:04:30 |
with your job or your mom. |
01:04:32 |
Maybe it has something |
01:04:34 |
This has nothing to do with you. |
01:04:35 |
Don't be ridiculous. |
01:04:36 |
Please. |
01:04:37 |
I need you to be honest |
01:04:39 |
And tell me if it's me |
01:04:41 |
No, I'm not unhappy with you. |
01:04:43 |
Anything else? |
01:04:44 |
Have you been trying to keep me |
01:04:46 |
No. |
01:04:47 |
Yes, I have. |
01:04:48 |
What? |
01:04:48 |
But only a couple of times. |
01:04:49 |
Oh my god. |
01:04:50 |
How could you do that? |
01:04:51 |
Why are ypu going so upset? |
01:04:52 |
I'm being honest with you! |
01:04:53 |
Oh, now you're |
01:04:55 |
My life's coming apart |
01:04:57 |
you want to do is get on me |
01:04:58 |
and grind out like |
01:04:59 |
All you had to do was |
01:05:02 |
Yeah, I'm sure that |
01:05:03 |
in with your species |
01:05:05 |
My agenda? We both agreed to this. |
01:05:08 |
I didn't agree to my wife becoming |
01:05:12 |
I need more sperms. |
01:05:13 |
I don't need more sperm, OK? |
01:05:16 |
Look, I need you to stop |
01:05:18 |
It's not fair. |
01:05:19 |
I'm not even putting it on you. |
01:05:21 |
It is clearly the baby's fault. |
01:05:23 |
I need you to stop making excuses. |
01:05:25 |
Fine. |
01:05:26 |
What else? |
01:05:26 |
I need you to- |
01:05:27 |
Done. |
01:05:28 |
I didn't finish. |
01:05:29 |
Let me... |
01:05:29 |
Oh, I agree. |
01:05:29 |
You talk and I agree. |
01:05:30 |
That's the deal, right? |
01:05:31 |
You're being stupid |
01:05:33 |
I agree again! |
01:05:33 |
We're in total agreement! |
01:05:34 |
Look how well we're communicating! |
01:05:36 |
Out! Get out! |
01:05:37 |
You're not sleeping |
01:05:39 |
I got bad news for you. |
01:05:40 |
I won't leave this room. |
01:05:43 |
Ha! Real mature! |
01:05:47 |
Sweet! My blanket's stuck in the door. |
01:05:58 |
Rough night with the old lady? |
01:05:59 |
Why are you here? |
01:06:01 |
Clare said I could stay here |
01:06:04 |
Yeah, that was supposed to |
01:06:07 |
It got pushed back. |
01:06:08 |
So... |
01:06:09 |
To when? |
01:06:10 |
That was three days ago, |
01:06:13 |
What have you been doing? |
01:06:14 |
You've just been |
01:06:15 |
in your sofa fantasy land be my |
01:06:19 |
Monkey sidekick. |
01:06:21 |
There is no writing seminar, |
01:06:29 |
I'm sorry. |
01:06:30 |
Could you say that again |
01:06:32 |
I can't hear you. |
01:06:37 |
I made the seminar up. |
01:06:39 |
You |
01:06:41 |
My parents kicked me |
01:06:44 |
So I've got no money. |
01:06:46 |
I've got no place to go. |
01:06:49 |
That's outstanding. |
01:06:51 |
When exactly were you |
01:06:53 |
I don't know. |
01:06:54 |
I'm still working on that. |
01:06:55 |
You're working on it? |
01:06:57 |
You know what you remind me of |
01:07:00 |
At two in the morning. |
01:07:02 |
It's on because something |
01:07:04 |
That's what your life is |
01:07:06 |
This week on Filler and Void, |
01:07:08 |
detective Myron Stubbs finds an |
01:07:11 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
01:07:12 |
Did I dishonor Vietnam |
01:07:16 |
You know what I'd like to see? |
01:07:17 |
I'd like to see Tom Dawson |
01:07:20 |
What do you think? |
01:07:21 |
Do you think |
01:07:21 |
Or should I ask your |
01:07:23 |
Hey, Max, what do you think of |
01:07:25 |
I think it would win Oscar. |
01:07:26 |
Thank you, Max. |
01:07:27 |
You know what? |
01:07:29 |
Why don't you do us all a favor |
01:07:30 |
and write something that actually |
01:07:32 |
But do us an even bigger favor |
01:07:34 |
and don't write it |
01:07:41 |
I know I'm not the greatest |
01:07:44 |
I'm sure a lot of people think |
01:07:49 |
But I enjoy doing it. |
01:07:51 |
It keeps me going. |
01:07:53 |
And believe me, |
01:07:54 |
under this confident |
01:07:56 |
with just as many doubts |
01:07:59 |
Except you have a beautiful wife |
01:08:04 |
I just have me. |
01:08:08 |
So I'm sorry to |
01:08:10 |
if it doesn't interest |
01:08:11 |
but I can't really change |
01:08:20 |
Anyway, this blanket |
01:08:21 |
I'll just go blow up the Aerobed |
01:08:34 |
Where are you going? |
01:08:36 |
To search for Yeti. |
01:08:37 |
Can we please talk like adults? |
01:08:39 |
You bet. |
01:08:40 |
Call me when you find one. |
01:08:46 |
Your mom stole my car. |
01:08:49 |
I mean. |
01:08:50 |
Listen to yourself. |
01:08:51 |
You're acting like |
01:08:53 |
dark secrets or something. |
01:08:54 |
You are. |
01:08:55 |
You're wearing toddler briefs, |
01:08:57 |
you're sabotaging jobs |
01:09:01 |
That's not true. |
01:09:02 |
Yes, it is. |
01:09:03 |
I didn't even have time to |
01:09:04 |
sabotage myself |
01:09:06 |
Honey, it's not what on. |
01:09:09 |
You got fired from |
01:09:11 |
I didn't tell you that? |
01:09:14 |
Noah |
01:09:15 |
Sweetie |
01:09:16 |
Clare Bear |
01:09:17 |
Clare Bare, Me |
01:09:19 |
Honey, I was in jail, I didn't |
01:09:24 |
Where are you going?! |
01:09:25 |
Holly's! Feel free not to call! |
01:09:28 |
Where are you? |
01:09:29 |
Holly's or Molly |
01:09:31 |
Holly's |
01:09:36 |
Oh my god... |
01:09:40 |
Mom! Mom! |
01:10:19 |
Nice shot, mom. |
01:10:20 |
Now you're working on a turkey. |
01:10:23 |
Excuse me. |
01:10:26 |
I want to know who she is? |
01:10:27 |
Was it Phyllis?! |
01:10:28 |
AHH! What are you doing here?! |
01:10:30 |
I'm bowling here. |
01:10:30 |
Is it Susan?! |
01:10:31 |
That's who it is, isn't it? |
01:10:32 |
Mom, let's go home. |
01:10:33 |
Let's go home. |
01:10:34 |
No, I'm not leaving here until |
01:10:36 |
I've got an answer for you. |
01:10:37 |
Crazy, ungrateful bitch. |
01:10:39 |
You want to hear |
01:10:40 |
You're pathetic, Gene. |
01:10:41 |
It's all in your head, Marilyn. |
01:10:42 |
Oh |
01:10:43 |
You're an out-of-control dope thing! |
01:10:44 |
Stay out of it, Grandma. |
01:10:45 |
I tried very hard to give you |
01:10:47 |
You think that it was |
01:10:49 |
You think that it was |
01:10:51 |
You think I want clothes. |
01:10:52 |
But that's not I wanted. |
01:10:54 |
I want more. |
01:10:55 |
Did everybody hear that one? |
01:10:56 |
She wanted more than that. |
01:10:57 |
And he put up with your moods and |
01:10:59 |
Your complaining and your dogs! |
01:11:00 |
I wanted more of you! |
01:11:02 |
Maybe we could find a better |
01:11:04 |
If he can look me |
01:11:05 |
and tell me the truth, |
01:11:06 |
I'll leave your house and you'll |
01:11:08 |
never have to see me |
01:11:11 |
Dad? |
01:11:12 |
What, does Gene have to account |
01:11:16 |
I am a respected man! |
01:11:18 |
I served my country! |
01:11:19 |
I did what was asked to me! |
01:11:21 |
Did you or did you not |
01:11:25 |
No, I didn't have an affair! |
01:11:28 |
It was a one night stand! |
01:11:33 |
Twice! |
01:11:37 |
I defended you. |
01:11:38 |
Well no one asked you to. |
01:11:40 |
I screwed up, okay? |
01:11:41 |
I'm sorry. |
01:11:42 |
But how would you like to spend |
01:11:44 |
with someone who's always unhappy? |
01:11:46 |
Who does nothing |
01:11:48 |
Who can only complain |
01:11:50 |
that happened to her, |
01:11:51 |
even though really nothing |
01:11:54 |
except expecting too much. |
01:11:56 |
You think I wanted |
01:11:57 |
from Strategic Air Command?! |
01:11:59 |
Well, guess what? |
01:12:00 |
You won; t have to put up with |
01:12:03 |
I'll live at his house the rest |
01:12:08 |
but I am through |
01:12:35 |
I need to talk to you, Marilyn. |
01:12:37 |
She's not in |
01:12:39 |
You know, Gene, |
01:12:42 |
Come on, that's my jacket. |
01:12:47 |
- Though we |
01:12:48 |
why we are taken |
01:12:51 |
dear Lord, much less why we were |
01:12:55 |
we ask you bless this |
01:12:59 |
And everybody said... |
01:13:01 |
- Amen. |
01:13:03 |
I've been asked by the |
01:13:05 |
so that anyone would like to share |
01:13:13 |
And anyone at all |
01:13:26 |
Hello everyone. |
01:13:28 |
Uh, what can I say about |
01:13:33 |
Well, for one, |
01:13:38 |
Also, she was a good pers... |
01:13:43 |
She was a good dresser and she |
01:13:49 |
I'll miss her very much. Thank you. |
01:13:56 |
Thank you, son. |
01:13:58 |
Anyone else? |
01:14:02 |
Well, if there's no one else |
01:14:05 |
I'd just like to... |
01:14:06 |
I'd like to say something, please. |
01:14:09 |
Oh, perfect. |
01:14:19 |
For those of you who don't know me, |
01:14:21 |
I'm Gene's wife, Marilyn. |
01:14:24 |
Well, I'm right now, |
01:14:26 |
But that is not what |
01:14:29 |
In all the years |
01:14:31 |
she was never very nice to me. |
01:14:33 |
She didn't think |
01:14:35 |
and she said I talked too much. |
01:14:37 |
Now I know that's a terrible |
01:14:41 |
but I spent a lot of time and |
01:14:46 |
and for what? |
01:14:47 |
So she can make me feel bad, |
01:14:52 |
I don't want to be just |
01:14:55 |
So I've decided that I'd rather |
01:14:59 |
Instead of being |
01:15:02 |
who pretended they were my family. |
01:15:05 |
I guess that's |
01:15:07 |
Anyway, I would like to say that |
01:15:11 |
and she was a very good cook. |
01:15:13 |
Her holiday fudge |
01:15:17 |
Thank you. |
01:15:22 |
Well, that was... from the heart. |
01:15:25 |
Is there anyone else who'd |
01:15:28 |
I'd like to add something. |
01:15:37 |
I forgot to add that Helen |
01:15:39 |
to migrant walnut farmers. |
01:15:42 |
Also, if a certain somebody isn't |
01:15:46 |
or how she's apparently being |
01:15:50 |
said person can move out |
01:15:54 |
Helen's middle name was Esther. |
01:15:55 |
Thank you. |
01:15:59 |
Ah... well, if that's... |
01:16:00 |
Well, alright, that's enough. |
01:16:00 |
Sit down, Gene |
01:16:05 |
I would like to correct |
01:16:06 |
who said Helen was |
01:16:09 |
The truth is Helen was born to |
01:16:12 |
The previous speaker |
01:16:15 |
He can also be very self-absorbed |
01:16:17 |
Just ask his wife and |
01:16:18 |
She'll tell you the same thing. |
01:16:20 |
Helen's favorite color was yellow. |
01:16:29 |
Actually, it was walnut farmers. |
01:16:31 |
They can't even grow |
01:16:33 |
because of the freezing |
01:16:35 |
A second grader |
01:16:37 |
A second grader |
01:16:39 |
that you shouldn't treat your |
01:16:42 |
Like a child and criticize him |
01:16:45 |
when he uses moisturizing |
01:16:48 |
then dump all your selfish |
01:16:50 |
and expect him to be sympathetic. |
01:16:52 |
Especially if he's been held |
01:16:55 |
jiggity-jiggity, |
01:16:56 |
I'm so-insanely-happy-but |
01:16:57 |
so long that he's starting to wear |
01:17:01 |
It sticks his balls |
01:17:10 |
Helen stood five foot six and |
01:17:20 |
I'm sure we can all agree Helen |
01:17:23 |
You want to be mad at me? |
01:17:24 |
I'm mad at me, too. |
01:17:27 |
I've spent my life trying to do |
01:17:31 |
trying to be who |
01:17:33 |
Except the real me |
01:17:35 |
I ended up becoming. |
01:17:37 |
And now I'm sixty. |
01:17:42 |
And the only thing that's |
01:17:44 |
Is that when I look at you |
01:17:51 |
I talk to you and I feel good. |
01:17:53 |
I look at you. |
01:17:56 |
My life matters. |
01:17:59 |
So if I needed you more |
01:18:01 |
and that was too much to bear, |
01:18:04 |
then I'm terribly sorry. |
01:18:06 |
But, sweetie, you're my son. |
01:18:13 |
And until you have |
01:18:16 |
you can't imagine |
01:18:21 |
who is going to come out of |
01:18:44 |
The deceased's son has asked me |
01:18:47 |
To play Helen's favorite song. |
01:19:11 |
Mom, I got to go. |
01:19:51 |
Hi, I need to see Clare. |
01:19:53 |
It's really important. |
01:19:55 |
She said she would call you |
01:19:58 |
Besides, |
01:20:00 |
Look, Holly, I know you and |
01:20:02 |
but I'm asking you |
01:20:04 |
please let me in his house. |
01:20:07 |
Thank you. |
01:20:29 |
Hi, I was just |
01:20:32 |
There she is. |
01:20:33 |
Can we talk for a minute, Sweetie? |
01:20:37 |
Clare, Clare, please. |
01:20:39 |
I need to talk to you. |
01:20:40 |
Need, need. |
01:20:41 |
Tell me more about what you need. |
01:20:43 |
Okay, I deserve that, |
01:20:45 |
Please |
01:20:46 |
I'm sorry. |
01:20:47 |
What are you doing?! |
01:20:48 |
You stopped really fast. |
01:20:49 |
I didn't try. |
01:20:50 |
Alright, whatever |
01:20:51 |
Just spit it out. |
01:20:53 |
OK, I know we haven't been |
01:20:55 |
and I don't want to |
01:20:56 |
it is especially Myron's not here |
01:20:58 |
Oh, No. |
01:20:59 |
No, no, OK |
01:21:00 |
Ok, alright, |
01:21:01 |
some of it's, most of it moving |
01:21:05 |
Honesty Zone? |
01:21:08 |
Fine. |
01:21:08 |
Okay. |
01:21:13 |
Well? |
01:21:14 |
Oh, you want me to start? |
01:21:16 |
Noah |
01:21:16 |
No, OK, please |
01:21:18 |
Please, please, please, please |
01:21:19 |
I just, I wish I could take |
01:21:22 |
But I can't. |
01:21:24 |
And I know, I know. |
01:21:26 |
You're married to a guy |
01:21:26 |
who can't have a real |
01:21:30 |
A guy sneaks around, |
01:21:33 |
I get it |
01:21:34 |
It says that he's |
01:21:35 |
He does feel completely |
01:21:38 |
But you're not inadequate. |
01:21:40 |
That's what's so stupid. |
01:21:42 |
Would you shut up? |
01:21:45 |
I mean the geese, sweet heart. |
01:21:46 |
Honey, you say that now, |
01:21:49 |
I just see all these things |
01:21:52 |
We're not your parents. |
01:21:53 |
But at some point they |
01:21:56 |
and something went wrong. |
01:21:58 |
I just don't want |
01:22:00 |
I made a huge mistake. |
01:22:03 |
I hurt you, and I'm sorry. |
01:22:06 |
And I'm lame. |
01:22:08 |
And I suck, too. |
01:22:10 |
You hurt me so much. |
01:22:13 |
Now you just show up here |
01:22:17 |
And you want me just |
01:22:19 |
It doesn't feel Ok |
01:22:21 |
I know. |
01:22:21 |
I don't want to believe me, |
01:22:24 |
But today my mom actually said |
01:22:25 |
that I'm the only thing in her |
01:22:29 |
Which floored me, |
01:22:30 |
because I didn't think she was |
01:22:33 |
But apparently I'm not that bad. |
01:22:36 |
So if my parents |
01:22:38 |
can produce this rousing success |
01:22:42 |
and I could make one of our own. |
01:22:45 |
And I don't want to |
01:22:48 |
What kind of idiot would |
01:22:54 |
Not this idiot. |
01:23:09 |
No more toddler briefs. |
01:23:10 |
I'm wearing the big undies now. |
01:23:12 |
The cavity is large. |
01:23:13 |
And you know that it's right. |
01:23:21 |
Shut up! |
01:23:33 |
Is something burning? |
01:23:35 |
Hey, it's Noah and Clare Cooper! |
01:23:38 |
It's like JeeJeeChung here. |
01:23:40 |
It looks like somebody kissed |
01:23:43 |
Looks like they did |
01:23:47 |
Join us! |
01:23:49 |
Yeah, Sit down. |
01:23:50 |
Come over here. |
01:23:51 |
We're just taking some |
01:23:54 |
You know, that green medicine |
01:23:56 |
Yeah, since when |
01:23:59 |
You don't think that's all we do |
01:24:02 |
You think that all we do is |
01:24:05 |
We're about action, man. |
01:24:08 |
Because the herb is a blessing. |
01:24:09 |
Such a blessing. |
01:24:11 |
So... |
01:24:12 |
It's a bomb. |
01:24:13 |
Yeah |
01:24:14 |
So Clare and I were |
01:24:16 |
and we want you to know that you |
01:24:19 |
AS long as you need to. |
01:24:20 |
That's nice. |
01:24:21 |
But you know what? |
01:24:22 |
We don't need that though. |
01:24:23 |
No, no, we are moving in together. |
01:24:27 |
You're what? |
01:24:28 |
Yes, we both need a place and we |
01:24:31 |
so we thought, hey, why not? |
01:24:33 |
Yeah! |
01:24:35 |
You only know |
01:24:36 |
I think it's a good idea. |
01:24:38 |
And I called my parents and |
01:24:41 |
That they're giving me some seed |
01:24:44 |
Yes |
01:24:45 |
I never had one |
01:24:46 |
I'm surprised. |
01:24:47 |
Where are you going to stay? |
01:24:48 |
We'll sack out down of the |
01:24:51 |
And we're also |
01:24:54 |
about diabetic vampires. |
01:24:57 |
Yes, listen to this. |
01:24:58 |
Do you like the title? |
01:24:59 |
Blood Sugar. |
01:25:01 |
It's true. |
01:25:02 |
Oh, I get it. |
01:25:03 |
Right? |
01:25:04 |
I can't believe he's thirty-two. |
01:25:06 |
I know. I know. |
01:25:07 |
What? |
01:25:09 |
I really should have told him. |
01:25:13 |
I'm an old person. |
01:25:14 |
Do you like old people? |
01:25:21 |
Alright, thanks. |
01:25:21 |
You're welcome. |
01:25:22 |
Thanks for sharing |
01:25:24 |
Anytime. |
01:25:26 |
You're a special person. |
01:25:28 |
And I don't mean the kind |
01:25:30 |
It's cool. |
01:25:31 |
You should put that in your PTSD. |
01:25:33 |
Actually I already |
01:25:34 |
Thanks for everything, Sweetie. |
01:25:36 |
It's an adventure. |
01:25:37 |
Let me know if you guys make me |
01:25:40 |
I'll stay on top of it. |
01:25:41 |
Yeah, if you do, don't drink |
01:25:44 |
That's where I went wrong |
01:25:46 |
But any... |
01:25:47 |
Bye, Clare. |
01:25:48 |
Bye, Myron |
01:25:48 |
Hey, |
01:25:52 |
I don't know what to say. |
01:25:53 |
Just hug as hard as we can |
01:25:56 |
I can do that. |
01:25:57 |
OK. |
01:25:58 |
I love you. |
01:25:59 |
I love you, too. |
01:26:02 |
One day, we'll worked out |
01:26:05 |
Probably not. |
01:26:08 |
OK |
01:26:09 |
Alright |
01:26:10 |
Alright, Hartato. |
01:26:11 |
There are long roads in the colon. |
01:27:07 |
Marilyn and Myron |
01:27:09 |
so please leave a message. |
01:27:13 |
Hi, it's your son. |
01:27:14 |
I know you're probably |
01:27:18 |
I just call and say hi. |
01:27:19 |
Call me back. |
01:27:20 |
I think you have class tonight |
01:27:22 |
But, anyway, |
01:27:24 |
I hired a hand |
01:27:26 |
So next time when |
01:27:28 |
hang on a sec |
01:27:29 |
dad's in a standoff with Ian. |
01:27:30 |
He keeps winging his mac |
01:27:32 |
Eat your lunch, monkey, |
01:27:36 |
Honey, |
01:27:38 |
Can you come down here please? |
01:27:39 |
I've got it under control. |
01:27:41 |
Honey, what? |
01:27:41 |
You don't have it under control. |
01:27:42 |
He throws mac and cheese at you. |
01:27:43 |
Honey, who's on the phone? |
01:27:44 |
Sweetie |
01:27:45 |
Hello? Hello? |
01:27:46 |
Clare! Clare Bear! |
01:27:48 |
Alright, mommy's here to rescue. |