Snakes On A Plane
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#All I see |
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#Every time I look |
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#Here we go again, |
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#Staying together |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#Being out |
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#Living life |
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#Just doing what |
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#Not doing |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#We'll just float # |
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#On top |
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#That cover |
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#I said, |
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#On top |
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#That cover |
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#I said, |
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#On top |
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#That cover |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day # |
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#It's gonna be # |
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#A lovely day. # |
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Go, get outta here. |
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Go! |
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They say the higher |
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the farther |
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Fuck you, Eddie Kim. |
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And look at you now, |
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Not so high |
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Well, that's |
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I'll make sure |
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all about it. |
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The reason he gets |
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is because of how |
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Then again, I was raised |
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I didn't turn out |
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Clean this up. |
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I'm going back to LA. |
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Let's get the hell out |
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and find that guy! |
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This is Mi Jung Lee |
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from the Kaena Point area. |
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Details remain sketchy in |
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of Los Angeles prosecutor |
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who was vacationing |
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Hayes has been |
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for his high-profile pursuit of reputed |
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Mr. Kim's representatives |
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of condolences |
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and claim absolutely |
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in what they call |
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of violence. |
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in the criminal |
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of Mr. Kim involves charges |
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and police corruption |
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both here in Hawaii |
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Thank you, Mi Jung. |
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We'll be sure to check in |
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as they become |
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Do as I say, |
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Stay flat against this wall. |
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Go go go, that way! |
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Black car, go! |
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What the hell is going on? |
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You witnessed a murder |
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Why didn't you call |
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The news said they were corrupt, |
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Smart kid. |
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Who are you? |
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I'm Agent |
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Pleased |
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I gotta tell you, Sean, I'm getting |
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you've been feeding me. |
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We know you were there. |
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so stop insulting |
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You witnessed a murder. |
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Look here, Sean. |
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I've been doing this for a while, |
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of neat little |
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You know, good cop |
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reverse psychology, |
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You name it, |
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But why don't we |
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save ourselves a lot |
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of which there is |
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and I tell you |
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Truth is I'm not |
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if you testify. |
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But I am worried |
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What... what if I didn't see him clearly? |
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What did I just tell you about saving us |
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He knows who you are! |
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That's why those people |
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And make no mistake, |
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Eddie Kim will kill you, |
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if you let him. |
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Last week I was planning |
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Now... |
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now you make it sound |
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Oh, no no no no no no no no no. |
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You got tons |
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but there's only one |
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Come with us to LA, |
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testify against his ass, |
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put him in jail |
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Tell you what: |
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You sit here, |
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You let us know |
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We'll be outside. |
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The white zone is for |
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and unloading |
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So you got any requests |
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Well, just what |
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Low-maintenance |
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Uh-huh, that would |
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A'ite, ladies. |
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Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this, all right? |
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Let me sign 'em for them. |
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How you doing, sweetie? |
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You take care, baby. |
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- Can I get your autograph? |
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Yeah, no doubt. Let me do this on |
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- Mmm, yeah. Mm-hmm. |
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Mmm! |
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- Take care, all right. |
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- Will you sign this, please? |
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Here we go. |
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- Mm, there you go. |
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- Hey, yo, stay black. |
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All right. |
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All right, y'all, God bless you. |
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and catch this flight, all right? |
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- We can't wait! |
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All right, look, we gotta make sure |
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- Look at the Howard Hughes of rap. |
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What was that? |
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He... he said, |
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- Man, this is crap right here. |
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Y'all messing with t-shirts and hats. |
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Y'all are supposed to be |
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- Come on. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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- has been delayed half an hour. |
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We apologize |
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and we'll begin boarding |
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Oh, boy. |
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Aloha all Island |
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Five whole hours. |
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Do you know who's working today? |
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You know, |
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Oh my God. |
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- Surprise! |
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Oh! |
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Oh, Claire, don't go. |
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Last thing the world |
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I mean, really, |
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- It's gonna be hard. |
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Please. |
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Could we ask for Bruno |
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Elena, by we, |
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No, not all drivers are the same. |
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The last thing I need is some guy |
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about the weather |
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Mary Kate, hush. |
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Sorry, she gets |
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Oh, that's okay. |
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I understand, |
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Do you think she'll |
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Oh no, she's okay. |
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How you feeling? |
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Yeah, fine. |
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You ready for this? |
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Yeah. |
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Is that our plane? |
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No, every cop in Honolulu |
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Hey, come on, relax. |
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FBI's escorting |
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They just took over |
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Are they allowed |
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Well, apparently |
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"If deemed necessary, |
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Well, who's gonna tell the first class |
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That would be you, kid. |
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South Pacific Air 121. |
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Oh, my. |
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I was hoping you'd |
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You're looking especially |
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I love it when you |
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My pleasure. |
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- Hi, doll. |
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Isn't he smooth? |
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Yes, sir. I'm soaking |
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The pheromone will make |
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Duke. |
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Leave it, Duke. |
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- Ladies. |
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Agent Flynn. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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- for South Pacific Air, flight 121... |
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- Thank you. |
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- Aloha. |
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Aloha. |
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Unfortunately, first class |
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But there's plenty of room for you |
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which is less than half full. |
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we are offering you |
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good on any South Pacific |
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A free travel coupon won't help me get |
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Sir, I'm pretty sure |
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about the same time |
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Funny. Does my premium awards |
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or should I speak |
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This better be a matter |
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Did I just hear |
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I'm afraid only coach |
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Coach? |
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Yes, it is safe there. |
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Never flown |
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See, things are |
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So how long you and Mr. Personality |
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Um... five years, |
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one blown marriage each. |
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He's the toughest |
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Wow. |
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Yep, that's us. |
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The glamour |
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Flynn, the captairs patching us |
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Harris, |
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Harris, so how's |
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- I'm loving it. |
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- Wanna try again? |
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You know, no more... no more |
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after all-night stakeouts, |
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I'm actually spending nights |
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She's hot. |
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you know, forget about 'em. |
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I'm just spending every |
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You know, they're fun. |
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Please, this is me |
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You know you miss it. |
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You're bored to tears. So what are you |
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- Surfing the net. |
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No, hey, eBay, |
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I'm right in the middle of a bidding war |
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for this black velvet... |
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Pamela Anderson poster. |
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Not technically porn. |
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So how's |
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You ain't gotta worry about him. |
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No, I got three teams on him, |
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All right, I'll see you |
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Are you sure |
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Accidents happen. |
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You think I didn't exhaust |
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He saw me! |
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You're gonna be right down |
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- Thank you. |
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- He's beautiful. |
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Oh, beautiful. |
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- Cheese. |
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and then they put a freaking dog |
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Oh, you're adorable. |
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Okay. |
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Oh, great. |
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Is there |
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Oh, gee, |
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Will you at least |
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Don't worry, Mary Kate. |
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His hair plugs |
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Fucking dog, fucking coach, |
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Hi. Oh, I'm really sorry about first |
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Oh, oh, sweet... Could you let her know |
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Oh, please, |
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Man don't like to be touched. |
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Oh, sorry. |
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- You all right, man? |
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All right. |
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Coach ain't looking |
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Bad boy. |
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Hey, yo, check it. |
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You like that. |
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Baby got back, front |
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Hey, y'all two get together, |
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like, two 20-lb |
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Dad, why can't you |
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Come on, |
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Bet you're even |
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- He's just being a baby. |
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I'm counting on you to be a man. |
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- He looks out for his family. |
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- Sir. |
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My wife is meeting them in LA. |
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That's okay. |
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- Can I tell you a secret? |
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- Guess who's on the plane? |
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Three G's. |
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- For real? |
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Come on, Tommy, |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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we would like to welcome |
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flight 121 |
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nonstop service |
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to Los Angeles. At this time, I would |
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as the flight attendants |
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the safety features |
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When the seat belt sign |
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you must fasten |
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There are several emergency |
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located in |
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aft section |
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In the event |
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an oxygen mask will |
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from a compartment |
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To start the flow |
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pull the mask towards you, |
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over your nose |
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secure the elastic band behind your |
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A lifejacket is located in a pouch |
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This is how you put it on. |
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pass the straps |
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and adjust loosely |
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Tampering with, disabling or destroying |
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in the lavatories |
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We wish you |
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Radar indicates a bit |
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We might catch |
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but we'll be above most of it. |
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you just holler at one |
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and they'll take good care of y'all. |
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Good evening. |
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Thank you. |
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I'm Tiffany. |
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Hi, Tiffany. |
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So, um, mind if I, um... |
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ask what you did? |
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Oh, me? |
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It's what I'm |
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Ever heard of Eddie Kim? |
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Oh, who hasn't? |
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Oh, I was watching one |
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you know, with the hokey |
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where he tortured this guy who was |
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by gouging out his eyes |
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and then feeding him |
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Pretty gruesome stuff. |
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Yeah, he doesn't |
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So, um, you know, |
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what are you... |
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I'm a witness |
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- Wow. |
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That is so... |
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hot. |
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I'm gonna miss these |
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I enjoy the passengers so much better |
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And you, |
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- Excuse me. |
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- Can I get a gin and tonic? |
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Thanks. |
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Ooh, wow. |
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In Hawaii for vacation? |
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Not really. I was there for |
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Oh my God. |
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Me too. |
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Well, I take a kickboxing |
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Uh-huh. |
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- Awesome cardio. |
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My girlfriend and I |
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Yeah, girlfriend. |
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Wait, wait. |
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Come on, take it easy, buddy. |
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Son of a... |
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- Yeah, yeah. |
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Hey, will you |
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Look around the plane. |
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How come there aren't |
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I can't figure it out. |
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Honey, 'cause it's |
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Okay, okay. |
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- I'm sorry, sweetie. |
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If you hated flying this much, |
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for our honeymoon? |
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'Cause that's where |
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- Thanks. |
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- Hmm, Bali, huh? |
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You said earlier you |
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It's a very beautiful place. |
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You surf? |
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- No disrespect. |
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And I did try it. |
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in the ocean when I could lay on |
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- you know what I mean? |
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Couldrt stay on |
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No. Fell off every time. |
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- Can I help you? |
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Big plane, plenty of |
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Plenty of other places |
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I do something |
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Technically, no. |
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But maybe next time, you people |
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before you commandeer |
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You people? |
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Oh, no no no no. |
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Hey, hey, don't stress it. |
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So can l... can I get you |
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No, I'm cool. |
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Okay. |
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Psst. |
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Psst. |
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- Hi. |
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This is Mary Kate. |
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- Yes, that's nice. |
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- You know, like the car, vroom vroom. |
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- Ooh, yeah. |
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- Yeah, that's cool. |
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- You are? |
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Yeah, I'm-I'm-I'm... |
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- Trying to steal my dog? |
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I'm kidding. |
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- Yeah, I know you know who I am. |
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All right, all right, |
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Yeah, my booty went thump. |
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Yeah, I know |
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That's tight. |
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Yeah, your dog, the dog. |
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- Yeah, l... I love... |
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Yeah, I love dogs. |
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- Hi. |
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Here. |
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- Come on, come out. |
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You see, at the end |
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the music business |
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You okay? |
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I'm-I'm-I'm good. |
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see, I'm all about |
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and the business |
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You know what I'm saying? |
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becomes revolution. |
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Here, babe. |
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Screw it. |
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Harder. |
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Mile High Club. |
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Those were the days. |
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Oh. This guy |
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Well, maybe not that good. |
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We just lost avionics. |
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Notify LAX. |
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LAX, Hula 1-2-1, |
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mayday, mayday, mayday. |
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We are 1,500 nautical miles |
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Repeat, mayday, |
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Hula 1-2-1, heavy, |
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We acknowledge your emergency. |
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All right, give me the manual. |
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I have control. |
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I'll be back. |
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How's my big boy? |
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Aw, fuck! |
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Fucking bitch! |
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Aw, fuck! |
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Fuck. |
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'Cause, you know, keeping your sexy |
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And if you |
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it looks like you keep |
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Well, thank you. |
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- Have you ever acted before? |
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'Cause you know, l... I would love to put |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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- Excuse me, she just wants a treat. |
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I can never find |
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Her doctor says |
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I almost beat the last level. |
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Hey, man, you playing |
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Or was that video |
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- Damn! |
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Sir, I can assure you, |
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Maybe you're |
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Let me take |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Thank you, miss. |
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Any idea how long this |
00:35:27 |
No, I'm okay. |
00:35:29 |
Well, I'm gonna go |
00:35:39 |
Aw, shit, Rick, |
00:35:41 |
Something probably |
00:35:49 |
How much longer do you |
00:35:53 |
We lost the board. |
00:35:55 |
I gotta reset |
00:35:58 |
- Keep her steady, Rick. |
00:36:26 |
Okay, Cap, |
00:36:35 |
That's it, old man, |
00:36:43 |
Captain! |
00:36:46 |
- Rick! |
00:36:47 |
Something's happened |
00:36:50 |
All right. Coming. |
00:36:54 |
Oh, Christ. |
00:36:58 |
- Did you... did you see what happened? |
00:37:04 |
Captain? |
00:37:08 |
I think he's had |
00:37:18 |
Agent Flynn, |
00:37:20 |
can I see you |
00:37:40 |
I flew with that man |
00:37:43 |
Let's go back. |
00:37:45 |
We're halfway. It'd take longer |
00:37:47 |
than keep going to LA. |
00:37:49 |
Make sure everybody's |
00:37:58 |
LAX tower, |
00:38:01 |
mayday, mayday, mayday, |
00:38:03 |
pilot in command has suffered |
00:38:05 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
00:38:08 |
- that you remain in your seats... |
00:38:09 |
With your |
00:38:11 |
Thank you. |
00:38:13 |
Shhh, shhh. |
00:38:38 |
Hi, how are you doing? |
00:38:41 |
Think of it like |
00:38:43 |
Do you like |
00:38:45 |
No, not really. |
00:38:47 |
No, me neither. |
00:38:50 |
Okay. Here's what |
00:38:54 |
You are gonna |
00:38:55 |
and count |
00:38:58 |
And when you open your eyes, you make |
00:39:01 |
And whoever |
00:39:04 |
Okay? |
00:39:07 |
And I will be back to |
00:39:14 |
One, two, three... |
00:39:16 |
- Sir, seat belt please. |
00:39:19 |
Thank you. |
00:39:41 |
Oh my God! |
00:39:46 |
What the... |
00:39:55 |
What the hell?! |
00:40:02 |
Ow! Ow! |
00:40:04 |
- Whoa! |
00:40:08 |
- Oh, shit! |
00:40:11 |
I'll go. |
00:40:17 |
Oh, shit. |
00:40:36 |
- Get down! |
00:40:50 |
Rick, what's up with |
00:40:52 |
Oh, sorry about that. |
00:40:54 |
You're not gonna believe what came out |
00:40:57 |
What? |
00:40:59 |
Look at this. |
00:41:00 |
Goddamn snake, honey! |
00:41:21 |
John! Stay up here! |
00:41:27 |
Flynn! |
00:41:32 |
I've got... |
00:41:33 |
ophidiophobia... |
00:41:39 |
Stay! |
00:41:42 |
Bad girl. |
00:41:50 |
Come to the front, there aren't any |
00:42:06 |
Everybody, move forward! |
00:42:08 |
Cautiously! |
00:42:17 |
Come here. |
00:42:46 |
Get out of my way! |
00:42:50 |
Son of a bitch! |
00:43:02 |
- Out of the way, grandma! |
00:43:12 |
What the...? |
00:43:20 |
Oh my God, help! |
00:43:29 |
Help! |
00:43:53 |
Go, go! |
00:43:55 |
Oh, fuck me! |
00:43:57 |
Okay, okay. |
00:43:59 |
Oh, fuck, fuck. |
00:44:01 |
Oh, shit, shit! |
00:44:08 |
Yeah-ha-ha-ha! |
00:44:10 |
Who's your daddy |
00:44:13 |
Oh fuck! Oh! |
00:44:17 |
Man, you guys are supposed |
00:44:21 |
Front, come on. |
00:44:24 |
Grab a tray table! |
00:44:31 |
Oh! Smash that! |
00:44:33 |
Little bitch! |
00:44:37 |
Move! |
00:44:38 |
Oh, fuck! |
00:44:43 |
Ow! Get this fucking |
00:44:46 |
Oh, stop. You got |
00:44:48 |
- Get it off! |
00:44:50 |
- Get him out of here! |
00:44:55 |
Keep moving! |
00:45:00 |
Everybody listen! |
00:45:03 |
between us |
00:45:05 |
Grab everything from the overheads, |
00:45:07 |
and let's build a wall. |
00:45:25 |
- Ken! Do this. |
00:46:11 |
Help me! |
00:46:14 |
Please help me! |
00:46:24 |
Hi-ya! I'm gonna |
00:46:27 |
And we're gonna move |
00:46:29 |
- No, I can't. No, I can't. |
00:46:31 |
Let's go. Yes, you can. |
00:46:33 |
- Here we go. Here we go. |
00:46:37 |
Here we go. |
00:46:48 |
I need everyone to close |
00:46:51 |
Just close them! |
00:46:55 |
- I can't reach. |
00:46:58 |
Let me get it. |
00:47:00 |
Hey, whoa whoa whoa. |
00:47:02 |
- I can't find those two little boys. |
00:47:05 |
Tommy and Curtis, |
00:47:16 |
- Hey! |
00:47:21 |
I was supposed |
00:47:23 |
You are taking care |
00:47:25 |
You're taking care |
00:47:27 |
- Is-is he gonna die? |
00:47:31 |
But you have to be brave |
00:47:33 |
Okay, sweetheart. |
00:48:09 |
Are you okay? |
00:48:12 |
My baby! |
00:48:22 |
Oh, Lord. |
00:48:38 |
- Oh, my baby! |
00:48:40 |
- Go go go go! Hurry! |
00:48:43 |
Come on! Come on! |
00:48:45 |
Come through! |
00:48:48 |
Help! I need help! |
00:48:53 |
Oh my God, Grace. |
00:48:55 |
Okay, okay. |
00:49:01 |
Okay. |
00:49:03 |
- Let me, let me. I got her. |
00:49:05 |
I have to go |
00:49:07 |
Grab the first-aid kit! |
00:49:11 |
Here's some water. |
00:49:15 |
Breathe, breathe. |
00:49:17 |
We missed the bastards |
00:49:20 |
because they |
00:49:22 |
Come on, come on. |
00:49:24 |
John, John, listen |
00:49:26 |
Just take a deep breath, |
00:49:34 |
Mmm... |
00:49:38 |
Oh, shit. |
00:49:44 |
You've gotta |
00:49:50 |
Good luck. |
00:49:54 |
John? |
00:50:08 |
Son of a... |
00:50:11 |
Hey hey hey, we have |
00:50:14 |
All right. Well, |
00:50:17 |
We're in a 200-foot |
00:50:18 |
and we're 30,000 |
00:50:20 |
And any one of those slimy |
00:50:22 |
can trip a circuit |
00:50:25 |
and this bird goes down |
00:50:28 |
So my job is to keep LAX informed |
00:50:32 |
and then find some way |
00:50:34 |
in the sky another two hours. |
00:50:38 |
- Hey hey, where you going? |
00:50:42 |
I have to help |
00:50:49 |
Now |
00:00:02 |
Robert Foster. |
00:00:05 |
Wait, here he is. |
00:00:07 |
row 11, seat H. |
00:00:27 |
Yeah, Harris. |
00:00:29 |
Um, Sanders is dead. |
00:00:34 |
You know all those goddamn security |
00:00:37 |
Well, I'm smack in the middle of one |
00:00:40 |
What the hell |
00:00:41 |
Eddie Kim somehow |
00:00:44 |
with poisonous snakes. |
00:00:45 |
Wait, hold on. |
00:00:49 |
He can't |
00:00:50 |
that the snakes |
00:00:52 |
Yeah well, he doesn't |
00:00:54 |
if he brings |
00:01:00 |
Listen up. |
00:01:03 |
I want a crisis team |
00:01:06 |
And I need the cargo manifest |
00:01:08 |
on South Pacific Air 121. |
00:01:12 |
I can't believe |
00:01:14 |
I need the best poisonous snake |
00:01:17 |
And I need him in my ear or at my side |
00:01:21 |
Well come on, people, let's go! |
00:01:24 |
Hey, tell surveillance, |
00:01:29 |
All right, we have to... |
00:01:32 |
- Man, I ain't sucking nothing. |
00:01:35 |
What?! Oh, there'll |
00:01:37 |
Man, Troy, get this |
00:01:39 |
- Are you sure? |
00:01:41 |
Okay, sweetheart, |
00:01:43 |
Oh my God! |
00:01:49 |
Hold my baby, please. |
00:01:51 |
Forget about that. |
00:01:53 |
Do you have any |
00:01:56 |
- Olive oil? Olive oil. |
00:01:57 |
- I'm on it. |
00:01:59 |
Okay. |
00:02:01 |
When I was a kid, |
00:02:03 |
we always carried olive oil and a razor |
00:02:06 |
I need something to cut. |
00:02:09 |
Here you go. |
00:02:11 |
Okay, this... |
00:02:17 |
Okay, oil. So you |
00:02:21 |
to seal it |
00:02:27 |
- Look at Claire, Tommy. |
00:02:29 |
It's gonna hurt |
00:02:32 |
- Okay, now. |
00:02:35 |
You're so brave. |
00:02:39 |
Yeah, it's gonna |
00:02:44 |
Ow! Ah! |
00:02:51 |
That's what |
00:02:55 |
- Good, boy. |
00:02:58 |
It's gonna be okay, Tommy. |
00:03:02 |
Um, I-I got bit too. |
00:03:15 |
- Flynn, what the hell... |
00:03:19 |
I can't. L... |
00:03:20 |
Do you remember the first |
00:03:22 |
Yes. |
00:03:23 |
So what was the first thing |
00:03:25 |
I-I know, |
00:03:26 |
What was the first thing |
00:03:29 |
Things have changed! |
00:03:32 |
God! "Do as I say, |
00:03:34 |
Nothing's changed. |
00:03:35 |
Now I need you to stay |
00:03:38 |
When Agent Harris calls, |
00:03:40 |
You got it? |
00:03:43 |
Got it. |
00:03:50 |
Hey hey hey! They're getting through |
00:03:53 |
I need some help! |
00:03:57 |
Fire extinguisher! |
00:04:11 |
- Ken! |
00:04:15 |
Weapons... we have to have weapons. |
00:04:18 |
Well, we don't... we don't |
00:04:20 |
All we have is this. |
00:04:22 |
- Sporks? |
00:04:27 |
Here. |
00:04:30 |
Use that. |
00:04:35 |
His name is |
00:04:36 |
He's... he's some kind of |
00:04:40 |
And customs uses him |
00:04:43 |
for any animal |
00:04:45 |
- The go-to guy? |
00:05:01 |
Dr. Price? |
00:05:02 |
- It is I. |
00:05:04 |
I'm hoping this is important, |
00:05:07 |
in there ready to hatch... |
00:05:10 |
- Really? |
00:05:11 |
Wow. I got another exciting first |
00:05:15 |
I need another! |
00:05:18 |
Come on! |
00:05:21 |
- Please, I can't... I can't do this! |
00:05:23 |
Come on! Somebody get me another |
00:05:28 |
All right, we we got |
00:05:29 |
We've already lost over 50 people |
00:05:33 |
Okay. |
00:05:34 |
Look, we've already |
00:05:37 |
Oh, local ERs. |
00:05:38 |
Uh, I don't think you |
00:05:41 |
of what you're |
00:05:44 |
LA County ERs can, |
00:05:46 |
handle the occasional |
00:05:49 |
Uh, not an entire |
00:05:53 |
I'm going to contact |
00:05:56 |
to have them alert every ER |
00:06:00 |
and to order every available helicopter |
00:06:04 |
We've got less than |
00:06:09 |
Flynn, Flynn! |
00:06:10 |
Hey, they got... they got |
00:06:13 |
Who the hell is that? |
00:06:16 |
His name is Dr. Price. |
00:06:20 |
Look, Doc, people are dying |
00:06:23 |
Okay, just break open any blisters |
00:06:26 |
- Keep them clean. |
00:06:28 |
- It doesn't seem to be doing much good. |
00:06:31 |
unless they're |
00:06:34 |
Something up there |
00:06:36 |
Yeah, no shit. |
00:06:38 |
They're attacking everybody |
00:06:40 |
They're especially fond |
00:06:42 |
Leis? Jesus, |
00:06:45 |
it could possibly |
00:06:47 |
That's what female animals release |
00:06:50 |
It could also provoke |
00:06:53 |
Like some kind of drug. |
00:06:55 |
Well, that's good news. |
00:06:57 |
Snakes on crack. |
00:06:59 |
How could you imbeciles |
00:07:01 |
- We need to turn this plane around |
00:07:03 |
- We need to get them to a hospital |
00:07:06 |
Know what they call that? |
00:07:08 |
So this is it? |
00:07:09 |
We sit around here waiting |
00:07:12 |
Look, everyone |
00:07:15 |
We're doing |
00:07:16 |
Okay, look, there are hundreds |
00:07:19 |
with hundreds |
00:07:20 |
Some will kill you |
00:07:22 |
others in two hours |
00:07:24 |
actually cure with |
00:07:26 |
But here's the thing: |
00:07:28 |
If you administer |
00:07:30 |
that will kill you. |
00:07:32 |
I am not |
00:07:35 |
I can identify maybe |
00:07:38 |
A cobra |
00:07:39 |
You're going to |
00:07:41 |
much more |
00:07:43 |
Oh, shit. |
00:07:45 |
Um, look, um, |
00:07:48 |
I'll round up all |
00:07:50 |
and... and I'll call |
00:07:52 |
Make it fast. |
00:07:54 |
Time is t... |
00:07:58 |
I want to know |
00:08:00 |
- Get out of the way! |
00:08:02 |
You guys are not |
00:08:03 |
- Move, girl! |
00:08:11 |
You can't keep |
00:08:13 |
Why exactly are there |
00:08:15 |
- I don't have time to explain. |
00:08:17 |
You put us at risk |
00:08:19 |
What I'm gonna tell you |
00:08:23 |
Man, who the hell |
00:08:24 |
Whoa whoa whoa, |
00:08:26 |
The snakes are |
00:08:28 |
I'm supposed to testify |
00:08:30 |
Oh, Jesus Christ, |
00:08:33 |
Not me. |
00:08:35 |
It's my job to handle |
00:08:37 |
on a daily basis. |
00:08:39 |
and I'm very good at it. |
00:08:41 |
Now you can stand there |
00:08:43 |
and blame him, me and the government |
00:08:46 |
But if you want |
00:08:48 |
you need to save |
00:08:50 |
and start |
00:08:53 |
Now what we need to do |
00:08:54 |
is go back in there and find |
00:08:57 |
so the doctors |
00:08:59 |
will know what kind |
00:09:01 |
Whatever you find, |
00:09:03 |
And I don't need to tell |
00:09:10 |
Whoa whoa whoa, |
00:09:12 |
I'm going with... |
00:09:14 |
Remember when you |
00:09:17 |
Well, I'm making one. |
00:09:19 |
I need you |
00:09:20 |
- Why? |
00:09:24 |
then all this |
00:09:27 |
Sit your ass down. |
00:09:29 |
We got a snake, man. |
00:09:58 |
Okay, Doc, I got one |
00:10:00 |
I guess, brownish on top and I'd say |
00:10:04 |
Wait a second, pure green? |
00:10:06 |
Um, well, if I had to guess, |
00:10:09 |
No no no, teal. |
00:10:11 |
It's... it's teal, Doc. |
00:10:12 |
Why don't we just |
00:10:14 |
Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy |
00:10:17 |
Ever heard of e-mail, |
00:10:19 |
All we need is a digital camera |
00:10:21 |
Or this. |
00:10:24 |
Doc, I'm gonna e-mail you |
00:10:35 |
Rick! |
00:10:38 |
Rick? |
00:10:43 |
Rick! |
00:10:47 |
Rick! |
00:10:53 |
Oh, God. |
00:11:09 |
Are we landing? |
00:11:11 |
- There are no lights down there. |
00:11:15 |
Doc, photos are |
00:11:22 |
Everybody, |
00:11:24 |
Oh my God, no! |
00:11:30 |
- Come on, buckle up. I got you. |
00:12:00 |
Fucker! |
00:12:05 |
Hya! |
00:12:10 |
Okay, let's pull |
00:12:12 |
Hula 1-2-1 heavy, you're descending |
00:12:14 |
There's no time to strap in, |
00:12:17 |
Somebody help me! |
00:12:26 |
Tiffany! Tiffany! |
00:12:29 |
Look out! |
00:12:33 |
- You okay? |
00:12:37 |
We gotta get the people upstairs. |
00:12:45 |
Somebody help me. |
00:12:48 |
Kill them! |
00:12:52 |
Hula 1-2-1, heavy |
00:12:54 |
you're now below 19,000 feet. |
00:12:57 |
It's not working. |
00:13:00 |
- I wanna get out. |
00:13:03 |
Get upstairs, come on. |
00:13:07 |
Go! |
00:13:08 |
Go go go go! |
00:13:14 |
Hula 1-2-1, heavy, |
00:13:43 |
Get out! |
00:13:52 |
Hurry! |
00:13:54 |
- Out of the way! |
00:14:06 |
Go, go! |
00:14:12 |
No. |
00:14:19 |
Come on, quicker! |
00:14:20 |
- Come on! |
00:14:22 |
Move it! |
00:14:24 |
Hurry! |
00:14:30 |
Hang on to me. |
00:14:40 |
Get me off this plane! |
00:14:52 |
Come on! |
00:14:55 |
Get back! |
00:14:57 |
Go, quick! |
00:15:19 |
Oh shit! |
00:15:20 |
Mary Kate! |
00:15:23 |
You animal! |
00:15:24 |
- You animal! I hate you! |
00:15:28 |
- I hate you! |
00:15:30 |
What? You all would have |
00:15:37 |
Somebody do something. |
00:15:39 |
Look out! |
00:16:05 |
Let's go. Hey hey, |
00:16:08 |
- Behind you. |
00:16:12 |
Come on, move move move! |
00:16:19 |
We gotta block the stairs. |
00:16:23 |
- Come on! |
00:16:29 |
Get me NTSB. |
00:16:32 |
And call the Coast Guard. |
00:16:34 |
Hula 1-2-1, heavy, |
00:16:36 |
you are now below |
00:16:39 |
Pull up! |
00:16:53 |
Oh, my God. |
00:16:55 |
Holy fuck! |
00:17:00 |
Oh, thank God. |
00:17:04 |
Wait a second. |
00:17:06 |
- Use this! |
00:17:07 |
I got it! |
00:17:13 |
Hello, can anybody |
00:17:15 |
Hula 1-2-1, heavy, |
00:17:16 |
somebody wanna tell me |
00:17:19 |
We've lost our... |
00:17:24 |
Rick. |
00:17:35 |
- Hold, hold, push! |
00:17:38 |
Kill it. |
00:17:39 |
Here, grab an end! |
00:17:42 |
Oh, Rick. |
00:17:52 |
Hold it, hold it down. |
00:17:55 |
That's great, okay. Get it down. |
00:18:00 |
Don't let anybody down. |
00:18:03 |
Oh, Rick, your arm. |
00:18:07 |
Okay. |
00:18:09 |
There you go. |
00:18:11 |
Oh, yeah, |
00:18:13 |
I think I'm gonna need |
00:18:15 |
- Oh, Jeez. Very funny. |
00:18:18 |
Uh, Rick, could you please |
00:18:22 |
Yeah, here, I got it. |
00:18:30 |
Do you think you |
00:18:32 |
Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what |
00:18:37 |
All right, I got this. |
00:18:40 |
Do your business. |
00:18:54 |
We, uh, we had no choice. |
00:18:58 |
Yeah, okay, I guess you |
00:18:59 |
Yeah. |
00:19:03 |
These aren't |
00:19:06 |
So what? What does it matter? |
00:19:08 |
- and take it to the airport. |
00:19:11 |
from this continent. |
00:19:13 |
Only a handful |
00:19:15 |
even carry |
00:19:20 |
- How long? |
00:19:22 |
- How long to get the antivenom here? |
00:19:24 |
At least a day, |
00:19:26 |
What do we do? |
00:19:28 |
I don't know if there's anything |
00:19:37 |
What are you drawing |
00:19:42 |
Oh, wow, |
00:19:48 |
I'm really sorry |
00:19:52 |
Thanks. |
00:19:55 |
What's up, buddy? |
00:19:58 |
Trying to get this guy to slam |
00:20:02 |
Last month they offered |
00:20:08 |
But no, |
00:20:10 |
this broad needed |
00:20:13 |
You were here |
00:20:17 |
You saved my baby. |
00:20:19 |
That's a pretty |
00:20:26 |
Hey, it's too... |
00:20:29 |
I'm from Tennessee. |
00:20:31 |
Anyway, heat's the least |
00:20:33 |
No no no, |
00:20:35 |
The air's not recycling. |
00:20:37 |
He's right. |
00:20:39 |
If there's no air conditioning it's |
00:20:42 |
Shit! |
00:20:44 |
Okay, |
00:20:46 |
How about the zoos? |
00:20:48 |
So they must have |
00:20:50 |
We would need a detailed list |
00:20:53 |
with that exact number. |
00:20:55 |
And an exotic shipment like this would |
00:20:59 |
All right, well, who |
00:21:01 |
And no one in Hawaii, because snakes |
00:21:05 |
But Eddie Kim lives |
00:21:08 |
Could he have |
00:21:10 |
Yes, only one guy could arrange this |
00:21:14 |
He lives out |
00:21:16 |
Take us |
00:21:18 |
You don't think I know |
00:21:23 |
We also have abnormal |
00:21:26 |
I had no choice |
00:21:30 |
- You slowed down? |
00:21:32 |
Well, you know. |
00:21:34 |
- It's that or option B. |
00:21:38 |
I go faster |
00:21:40 |
We eventually plummet |
00:21:42 |
to a horrible death; |
00:21:44 |
They spend the next year |
00:21:49 |
Okay, so just tell me |
00:21:51 |
how to get |
00:21:53 |
We've lost power |
00:21:58 |
- Which is where? |
00:22:01 |
The breaker's down |
00:22:04 |
Yeah. |
00:22:07 |
Sucks to be you |
00:22:10 |
Get off me, man! |
00:22:12 |
I told y'all stop touching on me |
00:22:15 |
It's disgusting up in here. |
00:22:20 |
Yo, how come there's no air coming |
00:22:22 |
How come there's no air |
00:22:24 |
Only lasts about 10 minutes after |
00:22:27 |
Please nothing. |
00:22:29 |
- If you could please just take a seat. |
00:22:31 |
- You sit down. Back away from me. |
00:22:33 |
Back away from me. |
00:22:36 |
Hey hey hey hey. |
00:22:37 |
I gotta get off |
00:22:39 |
- I'm sick of this bullshit. |
00:22:41 |
- Look, just get a grip, all right? |
00:22:43 |
You get... get... |
00:22:44 |
Hey, back up, |
00:22:47 |
That gun goes off |
00:22:50 |
Well you know what? |
00:22:52 |
- What's the matter with you, Clarence? |
00:22:54 |
No, what's the matter |
00:22:56 |
Hey, look, you know we go back to when |
00:23:00 |
But I don't even |
00:23:02 |
waving a gun at all these |
00:23:04 |
Man, there's a baby |
00:23:07 |
We're all in trouble here, dawg. |
00:23:11 |
Sit your ass down, |
00:23:14 |
Whatever, man. |
00:23:22 |
It's the snakes! |
00:23:23 |
Shoot. Now what? |
00:23:28 |
Breathe deep. |
00:23:33 |
Oh, God, Grace. |
00:24:15 |
Claire. |
00:24:19 |
Claire. |
00:24:31 |
I need you |
00:24:39 |
Come on. |
00:24:41 |
- Let's go get these people some air. |
00:25:06 |
See this? |
00:25:09 |
I went through |
00:25:11 |
- Here. |
00:25:14 |
Anything else I should |
00:25:16 |
Let me go with you. You don't know |
00:25:19 |
No, I need you up here. |
00:25:22 |
Call me. |
00:25:24 |
Be back |
00:25:26 |
- You'd better. Be careful. |
00:25:48 |
Okay, I'm here. |
00:25:50 |
Okay, the EAP panel |
00:26:22 |
Okay, here I go. |
00:26:59 |
Hey, how's your boy? |
00:27:01 |
I don't know, man. |
00:27:05 |
- Here, man, take some of this water. |
00:27:10 |
- Hey. |
00:27:12 |
- Hey, you got any water? |
00:27:15 |
Thanks. |
00:27:17 |
Look, I'm not really good at this whole |
00:27:20 |
but I'm sorry |
00:27:23 |
It's all right. |
00:27:25 |
You too, man. |
00:27:27 |
That's... that's... |
00:27:31 |
Okay, it's okay. |
00:27:45 |
Oh... |
00:27:47 |
Iooks like somebody |
00:27:50 |
access panel door |
00:27:52 |
to stay open |
00:27:54 |
Be careful. |
00:27:56 |
All right, so where's |
00:27:59 |
you were talking about? |
00:28:01 |
Oh, it's in the very |
00:28:26 |
Shit! |
00:28:29 |
- What's going on? |
00:28:33 |
Ooh, hey! |
00:28:51 |
Flynn, are you okay? |
00:28:54 |
Yeah. |
00:29:29 |
- Oh! Oh... |
00:29:33 |
Okay, well, |
00:29:37 |
Shh! |
00:29:40 |
Do you guys |
00:30:22 |
Kreitler's been busted |
00:30:24 |
for possession of illegal snakes. |
00:30:31 |
Down, down! |
00:30:35 |
Get the door. |
00:30:37 |
- What are you doing? |
00:31:28 |
Area's secure. |
00:31:35 |
Wow, that's gonna |
00:31:42 |
That's a desert |
00:31:43 |
That's indigenous |
00:31:47 |
- Looks like you can use some antivenom. |
00:31:50 |
- Hurry! |
00:31:52 |
The Middle East. |
00:31:55 |
but that would make |
00:31:57 |
Yes, yes, it would. |
00:31:59 |
How long does that give |
00:32:01 |
I would say |
00:32:05 |
Seven minutes, huh? |
00:32:08 |
Hey, I would love |
00:32:11 |
take a nuanced approach to interrogating |
00:32:14 |
I don't have time |
00:32:16 |
I want a list of every snake |
00:32:18 |
You got less |
00:32:21 |
On the clipboard. |
00:32:23 |
- The clipboard! |
00:32:27 |
- Is that every snake on that plane? |
00:32:30 |
- Did Eddie Kim pay you to do this? |
00:32:33 |
Look, give me the shot, |
00:32:34 |
What are you gonna |
00:32:36 |
How'd you get these guys to be so |
00:32:39 |
I don't know what |
00:32:41 |
Hey. |
00:32:42 |
You're wasting it! |
00:32:45 |
Pheromones. We sprayed |
00:32:48 |
so it would circulate |
00:32:50 |
I swear to God. |
00:33:01 |
Okay. |
00:33:06 |
Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him |
00:33:09 |
and attempted murder and get that |
00:33:12 |
Yeah, tell him to ask Kim |
00:33:15 |
Gas or lethal injection. |
00:33:27 |
Oh, thank God. |
00:33:30 |
Flynn, it's Harris. |
00:33:38 |
- Thank you. Thank you. |
00:33:41 |
Yeah. |
00:33:44 |
Outstanding. |
00:33:47 |
Everybody, listen, |
00:33:50 |
It's gonna be waiting |
00:33:53 |
Hear that, little man? |
00:33:58 |
It's all up |
00:34:00 |
I'll go give him |
00:34:02 |
Rick. |
00:34:04 |
Rick. |
00:34:06 |
Rick, open the door. |
00:34:09 |
What's going on? |
00:34:11 |
He's not answering. |
00:34:14 |
Rick! |
00:34:26 |
- Ho! |
00:34:30 |
Get him up! |
00:34:41 |
Uh... |
00:34:43 |
I can't believe |
00:34:45 |
Is there anyone here |
00:34:48 |
to fly a plane? |
00:34:50 |
Claire, Claire, I'll do it. |
00:34:52 |
I'm sure the tower |
00:34:53 |
No no no, Flynn. |
00:34:57 |
- Who? |
00:35:00 |
Yeah, you. |
00:35:02 |
You know you can |
00:35:04 |
Come on, |
00:35:06 |
You know how to fly? |
00:35:08 |
Hey, man, |
00:35:10 |
I got over |
00:35:12 |
This is all you've |
00:35:15 |
Troy, you can do this. |
00:35:17 |
Yeah yeah yeah. |
00:35:19 |
Yeah, I can do this. |
00:35:22 |
We gotta clear the snakes |
00:35:24 |
Yeah yeah, clear the snakes |
00:35:27 |
Enough is enough! |
00:35:29 |
I have had it with these |
00:35:32 |
on this |
00:35:34 |
Everybody strap in. |
00:35:37 |
I'm about to open |
00:35:55 |
Take this. |
00:35:57 |
Tie it |
00:36:01 |
Let's go. |
00:36:17 |
Listen, when the windows |
00:36:20 |
and oxygen. You gotta get us down |
00:36:22 |
All right, |
00:36:24 |
you're strapped in |
00:36:26 |
Remember, |
00:36:28 |
and it's going to |
00:36:30 |
Hold your breath |
00:36:33 |
And protect your head. |
00:36:35 |
Is everybody ready? |
00:36:37 |
- Ready to do this? |
00:36:39 |
All right, |
00:36:44 |
One, two, |
00:36:47 |
three. |
00:37:09 |
Do it now! |
00:37:23 |
Let's go! |
00:37:47 |
Hit that autopilot switch |
00:37:53 |
Whoo, whoo! That's what I'm |
00:37:56 |
This shit is bananas! |
00:38:20 |
Hold on! |
00:38:27 |
Come on, baby! |
00:38:31 |
Come on, push. |
00:38:52 |
Yeah, right about there. |
00:38:54 |
Okay, |
00:38:59 |
You okay? |
00:39:08 |
Troy, the plane's not level. |
00:39:10 |
Yeah yeah, I know that the plane |
00:39:15 |
Gimme a break, man. |
00:39:20 |
All right, wassup? |
00:39:21 |
What it is. |
00:39:23 |
This is your new pilot Troy speaking, |
00:39:26 |
is my main man, |
00:39:30 |
the biggest pimp |
00:39:33 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
00:39:39 |
Sir, have you got any experience |
00:39:42 |
Oh, yeah, F-15s, |
00:39:46 |
A-10 Warthogs, |
00:39:47 |
Then we're all thankful |
00:39:50 |
- What squadron were you with? |
00:39:53 |
Man, I'm telling you, |
00:39:55 |
got their shit |
00:39:58 |
Sir, are you |
00:40:00 |
that your only real |
00:40:02 |
at the controls |
00:40:04 |
No, see, |
00:40:06 |
it's... it's not a video game, all right? |
00:40:09 |
- Is that a PlayStation or Xbox? |
00:40:12 |
Man, it's got an introduction by |
00:40:15 |
Look, Flynn, man, |
00:40:18 |
Trust me. |
00:40:21 |
Look, LAX, just give |
00:40:23 |
and my approach vectors, |
00:40:25 |
Sir, I suggest you relinquish |
00:40:28 |
to someone more |
00:40:31 |
This is Agent |
00:40:34 |
You are talking |
00:40:36 |
up here who has |
00:40:38 |
I suggest you give him |
00:40:40 |
so we can |
00:40:42 |
Oh! |
00:40:44 |
Oh! |
00:40:46 |
So, uh, you are |
00:40:49 |
Yes, man. |
00:40:51 |
Well, I mean, my older brother Randy |
00:40:54 |
but I'm good. |
00:40:56 |
Asshole never lets me |
00:41:00 |
LAX tower, |
00:41:02 |
Requesting clearance for landing. |
00:41:05 |
Hula 1-2-1, heavy, |
00:41:07 |
we're in the process |
00:41:09 |
but you got a strong tailwind. |
00:41:11 |
and use runway |
00:41:13 |
No no no, negative, tower. |
00:41:15 |
I don't have time |
00:41:18 |
Look, I got a lot |
00:41:20 |
who need help |
00:41:22 |
You try to land west to east, |
00:41:25 |
Well, then I suggest you |
00:41:27 |
of the runways, 'cause my ass |
00:41:37 |
All right, brace yourselves, |
00:41:42 |
Everybody |
00:41:50 |
Here we go. |
00:42:09 |
Brakes! |
00:42:12 |
- Put your ass in it! |
00:42:15 |
Is crashing part |
00:42:17 |
I don't know, man. I usually just hit |
00:42:20 |
Oh, shit, left! |
00:42:22 |
Left! Turn this big |
00:42:46 |
Whoo! |
00:42:58 |
- Whoo! |
00:43:00 |
All praises |
00:43:02 |
- Yeah! |
00:43:04 |
That's my boy, Troy, yes! |
00:43:08 |
Hell, yeah! |
00:43:10 |
Whose house is this? |
00:43:13 |
Fuck Randy! |
00:43:15 |
That's my own brother, |
00:43:23 |
Man, my ass. |
00:43:26 |
My ass, man. |
00:43:28 |
Okay, let's get going. |
00:43:33 |
Over here! |
00:43:41 |
Okay, everybody. |
00:44:09 |
Thank you! |
00:44:32 |
Hey, Doc, thank you. |
00:44:34 |
And hey, good luck with |
00:44:36 |
It was nice working |
00:44:38 |
Please help! |
00:44:39 |
- This boy is unconscious. |
00:44:42 |
He needs oxygen |
00:44:46 |
Did anyone see the snake |
00:44:48 |
- Show 'em, sweetie. It's okay. |
00:44:50 |
I couldn't find the snake |
00:44:53 |
It's a cobra, right, |
00:44:55 |
That's excellent. |
00:44:58 |
I'll do the antivenom. |
00:45:05 |
Sean. |
00:45:14 |
Before everything gets crazy out there, |
00:45:17 |
Couldrt have done |
00:45:21 |
- Thanks. |
00:45:23 |
Let's lock this guy up |
00:45:35 |
Give him a hand! |
00:45:45 |
Down down down. |
00:45:54 |
Couldn't breathe. |
00:45:57 |
- You all right? Come on. |
00:46:00 |
- Come on. |
00:46:07 |
Nice. |
00:46:09 |
Yeah. |
00:46:12 |
This is Agent Harris, |
00:46:14 |
It's an honor. |
00:46:19 |
Kenny, baby. |
00:46:22 |
Oh my God! |
00:46:28 |
Oh! Oh, I'm gonna |
00:46:30 |
Come on, let's go. |
00:46:42 |
Claire. |
00:46:45 |
- Hey. |
00:46:48 |
now that you've saved my life, |
00:46:51 |
to show my |
00:46:55 |
Well, I would very much |
00:46:57 |
- Is that right? |
00:47:01 |
- Call me. |
00:47:12 |
- Sean, hey. |
00:47:17 |
Oh, damn. |
00:47:25 |
I'll definitely call you. |
00:47:30 |
Thank you. |
00:47:34 |
How do you like flying |
00:47:39 |
Do you remember the first |
00:47:42 |
What the fuck's that got |
00:47:45 |
What was the first thing |
00:47:49 |
Do as I say |
00:47:52 |
Exactly. |
00:47:55 |
Do as I say, |
00:47:58 |
#Blue skies, |
00:48:00 |
#Out on the beach |
00:48:02 |
#We keep on rockir |
00:48:04 |
#I say, hey now, now # |
00:48:07 |
#Come on, |
00:48:10 |
#Don't try to keep 'em |
00:48:13 |
#I wanna keep 'em |
00:48:15 |
#I say, hey now, now # |
00:48:17 |
#I say, |
00:48:19 |
#Spearhead in the area # |
00:48:21 |
#You really so the girl # |
00:48:24 |
#And I would do |
00:48:28 |
#It's true, |
00:48:31 |
#Come on, |
00:48:52 |
That's it! I have had it |
00:48:55 |
with these |
00:48:57 |
on this motherfucking |
00:49:00 |
#Times are strange # |
00:49:02 |
#We got a free upgrade |
00:49:05 |
#Fuck 'em, |
00:49:09 |
#Pop the cheap champagne # |
00:49:11 |
#We're going down |
00:49:13 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:49:15 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:49:17 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:49:19 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:49:20 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:49:22 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:49:23 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:49:25 |
- # Come on, bring it # |
00:49:29 |
#Honey, I'm gonna |
00:49:32 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:49:36 |
#I can see the venom |
00:49:40 |
#Goodbye # |
00:49:48 |
#It's time to fly # |
00:49:50 |
#To make the skies alive, |
00:49:54 |
#Lounging in their |
00:49:58 |
#Watch the whores parade |
00:50:02 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:50:04 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:50:05 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:50:07 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:50:08 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:50:10 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:50:12 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:50:14 |
- # Come on, bring it # |
00:50:18 |
#Honey, I'm gonna |
00:50:21 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:50:25 |
#I can see the venom |
00:50:28 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:50:31 |
#Honey, I'm gonna |
00:50:35 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:50:39 |
#I can see the venom # |
00:50:40 |
#In their eyes, |
00:50:44 |
#Ladies and gentlemen, |
00:50:46 |
#With dollar signs in their eyes, |
00:50:50 |
#This industry's venomous |
00:50:53 |
#No need for nervousness # |
00:50:55 |
#It's just |
00:51:02 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:51:06 |
#Honey, I'm gonna |
00:51:09 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:51:13 |
#I can see the venom |
00:51:16 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:51:20 |
#Honey, I'm gonna |
00:51:23 |
#So kiss me goodbye # |
00:51:27 |
#I can see the venom # |
00:51:29 |
#In their eyes, |
00:51:31 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:51:33 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:51:35 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:51:37 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:51:38 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:51:40 |
#Come on, bring it # |
00:51:42 |
#Oh, I'm ready for it # |
00:51:44 |
#Come on, bring it. # |
00:51:46 |
We seem to be losing altitude |
00:51:50 |
From midtown |
00:51:52 |
snakes on a block. |
00:51:55 |
I suggest you grab |
00:51:57 |
and kiss |
00:52:05 |
#That visibly a vagabond # |
00:52:08 |
#Yeah, just tag along # |
00:52:10 |
#Not one single care |
00:52:12 |
#Not even any carry on # |
00:52:13 |
#They say there's |
00:52:15 |
#I wanna fly out there |
00:52:17 |
#I just smiled |
00:52:19 |
#And sat right next |
00:52:21 |
#I leaned over |
00:52:23 |
#Would we be okay? # |
00:52:24 |
#He said that he wasrt |
00:52:27 |
#Send me an angel, |
00:52:31 |
#The sign of the times, |
00:52:35 |
#I'm no stranger |
00:52:39 |
#But I'm scared |
00:52:40 |
#I saw a snake |
00:52:42 |
#I'm tired of these |
00:52:45 |
#On this motherfucking |
00:52:47 |
#I'm tired, I'm tired, |
00:52:49 |
#I'm tired of these |
00:52:52 |
#On this |
00:52:54 |
#I'm tired, I'm tired, |
00:52:56 |
#Send me an angel, |
00:53:00 |
#The sign of the times, |
00:53:04 |
#I'm no stranger |
00:53:07 |
#But I'm scared |
00:53:09 |
#I saw a snake |
00:53:35 |
#Snakes on the brain # |
00:53:37 |
#Don't throw up signs # |
00:53:39 |
#That don't land planes # |
00:53:41 |
#It's a risky game # |
00:53:43 |
#You don't want |
00:53:45 |
#I hate the player # |
00:53:47 |
#And I hate the game # |
00:53:50 |
#'Cause it's nature's |
00:53:54 |
#You've got |
00:53:56 |
#You've got to let it go # |
00:53:58 |
#All your fantasies # |
00:54:01 |
#Will fuck you up # |
00:54:03 |
#Don't let the snakes |
00:54:05 |
#Around your neck # |
00:54:07 |
#Before you land |
00:54:10 |
#Before you win |
00:54:20 |
#Snakes on the brain # |
00:54:25 |
#Snakes on the brain # |
00:54:29 |
#Snakes on the brain. # |