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00:00:30	My name is Turkish.
00:00:32	Funny name for an Englishman, I know.
00:00:35	My parents were on the same plane
00:00:40	They named me after the plane.
00:00:42	Not many people are
00:00:45	That's Tommy.
00:00:47	He tells people
00:00:50	But I know he was really named after
00:00:55	Known him for as long as I can
00:00:59	Doesn't mean we hold hands
00:01:02	It means I try to keep him out of
00:01:06	I give him a hard time.
00:01:10	But really, he's like my brother.
00:01:13	What do I know about diamonds?
00:01:17	I was a happy boxing promoter
00:01:21	What do I know about diamonds?
00:01:24	Don't they come from Antwerp?
00:01:27	- Himy, would you listen to this?
00:01:30	It wasn't meant to be taken literally.
00:01:34	It's a nice story, Adam and Eve.
00:01:37	It's bound with moral fibre...
00:01:39	...but asking a grown man
00:01:44	What is it?
00:01:48	Well, what is it?
00:01:51	What you want I should do,
00:01:54	Okay, go through.
00:01:57	It's a nice story.
00:02:00	It's just that. Just a story.
00:02:03	Catholic religion is based
00:02:07	Enough already. Ruben, say something.
00:02:10	Listen. Are you busy?
00:02:12	The Septuagint scholars mistranslated
00:02:17	...into the Greek word for "virgin."
00:02:19	It was an easy mistake to make...
00:02:22	...because there was only a subtle
00:02:37	So, they came up with a prophecy:
00:02:39	"Behold, the virgin shall conceive
00:02:43	You understand? It was "virgin"
00:02:48	It's not everyday a virgin conceives
00:03:08	But leave that for a couple
00:03:13	...and next thing you know you have
00:03:16	Oy vay, what are you saying?
00:03:20	I'm saying, just because
00:03:23	...doesn't make it so.
00:03:24	Gives them hope. It's not important
00:03:29	- People like to believe.
00:03:31	Anyway, who is it that we're seeing?
00:03:35	- Michael.
00:03:38	Mutti.
00:03:40	Rudy! Rud, Rud, let them in, please.
00:03:46	Rud, it's okay, let them through.
00:03:50	- Michael.
00:03:51	You've kept us waiting for half an hour.
00:04:02	Lie down on the floor.
00:04:06	Get on the floor!
00:04:08	Lie on the floor!
00:04:10	Get on the fucking floor!
00:04:12	- Get down!
00:04:16	Down on the floor! Get down!
00:04:18	On the ground!
00:04:23	Get down, I say!
00:04:25	- Time.
00:04:31	Where is the stone?
00:04:36	Where is the stone?
00:04:39	Where is the stone?
00:04:47	Michael, where is the stone?
00:06:15	When does your plane leave?
00:06:17	Twenty minutes.
00:06:20	Give me your gun.
00:06:33	When you get to London...
00:06:35	...if you want a gun...
00:06:38	...call this number.
00:06:44	- Boris.
00:06:47	He can get you anything you need.
00:06:57	Is he allowed to do that?
00:06:59	It's an unlicensed boxing match.
00:07:03	These lads are out
00:07:06	What's with those sausages,
00:07:08	Two minutes, Turkish.
00:07:12	Look at it. How am I supposed
00:07:16	We'll need a proper office.
00:07:17	I want a new one.
00:07:21	Why me?
00:07:23	Well, you know about caravans.
00:07:25	How's that?
00:07:27	You spent a summer in one.
00:07:30	And I don't want to have me pants
00:07:34	What's wrong with this one?
00:07:37	Oh, nothing, Tommy.
00:07:39	It's tiptop.
00:07:41	I'm just not sure about the colour.
00:07:45	It's all arranged.
00:07:48	Here's an address.
00:07:51	It's a campsite.
00:07:53	You've got 10 grand, and
00:07:58	- What's happening with them sausages?
00:08:03	It was two minutes five minutes ago.
00:08:06	They ain't pikeys, are they?
00:08:08	I fucking hate pikeys.
00:08:11	You're a sensitive boy, Tommy.
00:08:16	Fuck me. Hold tight.
00:08:19	- What's that?
00:08:22	No, Tommy. There's a gun
00:08:24	- What's a gun doing in your trousers?
00:08:28	Protection from what?
00:08:29	"Zee" Germans?
00:08:31	What's to stop it blowing your
00:08:35	- Where did you get it?
00:08:38	You mean Boris the sneaky,
00:08:41	Heavy, isn't it?
00:08:45	Heavy is good.
00:08:47	Heavy is reliable.
00:08:48	If it doesn't work,
00:08:51	Boris The Blade,
00:08:55	Bent as the Soviet sickle and
00:08:58	Apparently, it's just impossible
00:09:04	Back to my partner, Tommy.
00:09:07	Tommy runs the other business...
00:09:09	...the slot machines...
00:09:10	...which keeps rain off our heads
00:09:14	However, Tommy's a little preoccupied
00:09:19	All right, I'll take it.
00:09:22	There's a reason for Tommy's newfound
00:09:25	Sooner or later, in unlicensed boxing,
00:09:30	Brick Top.
00:09:32	If that's not worth a bet,
00:09:34	- He doesn't look bad, does he?
00:09:38	He'll do you proud.
00:09:40	You reckon that's what people should
00:09:44	It's what you deserve.
00:09:45	Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.
00:09:49	Dogs do that.
00:09:51	You're not a dog, are you?
00:09:53	No. No, I'm not.
00:09:54	However...
00:09:57	...you do have all the characteristics
00:10:00	All except loyalty.
00:10:02	It's rumoured that his favourite means
00:10:07	...a plastic bag, a roll of tape
00:10:12	You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam.
00:10:18	But I got no time for grouses.
00:10:22	Feed him to the pigs, Errol.
00:10:26	What the fuck are you two looking at?
00:10:31	If you got to deal with him, just
00:10:36	Then you're in his debt.
00:10:37	Which means, you're in his pocket.
00:10:40	And once you're in that,
00:10:44	I hear he's a good fighter,
00:10:47	I'll be doing you a favour, boy.
00:10:49	What he means is,
00:10:53	Because everybody knows nobody takes
00:10:59	Here, Errol, I don't think
00:11:01	You don't like me, do you?
00:11:03	Don't know what you mean.
00:11:05	I do know I can't wait to get
00:11:08	My fights finish prompt so we can get
00:11:13	Play your cards right
00:11:16	You can sort me out by showing me out.
00:11:19	It's hard to make a living
00:11:22	...you do something
00:11:24	Basically, you have to forget
00:11:28	Are they Lancashire pigs?
00:11:29	Who's talking to you?
00:11:31	Oh, yeah, Tommy.
00:11:36	Don't let me down.
00:11:38	You don't want to let me down, do you?
00:11:43	See you ringside.
00:11:47	Boris, Franky-fucking-Four Fingers...
00:11:52	...has a diamond the size of a fist.
00:11:55	I have told you it's in the briefcase
00:11:59	I sent him to you to buy a gun.
00:12:01	What more do you want me to do,
00:12:04	But don't you hit him either.
00:12:07	Americans can't know it was Russian.
00:12:10	It will come back to me.
00:12:14	You're my brother, so think like it.
00:12:18	Get somebody else to steal that stone!
00:12:20	I don't want it getting back to me.
00:12:23	And don't have him killed.
00:12:26	So don't use idiots for the job.
00:12:28	He'll stay in London a couple of
00:12:32	...so move quick. Okay?
00:12:38	One more thing.
00:12:40	It might help.
00:12:42	He loves to gamble.
00:12:45	Eighty-six carats?
00:12:47	Brilliant cut, beautiful make.
00:12:51	A beautiful stone.
00:12:53	You're a good boy, Franky.
00:12:54	And you did a real good job.
00:12:57	I got to move the two-grainers here,
00:13:02	- Talk to my cousin Dougie.
00:13:09	And Franky...
00:13:10	- And what?
00:13:16	You did a good job, bubbe.
00:13:18	- Don't go screwing it up, all right?
00:13:21	I'll see you, Avi.
00:13:27	Eighty-six carats.
00:13:28	- Where?
00:13:30	- London?
00:13:32	- London?
00:13:35	You know, fish, chips, cup of tea...
00:13:38	...bad food, worse weather,
00:13:43	Not for me.
00:13:44	That's Doug The Head.
00:13:48	If it's stones and it's stolen,
00:13:50	Pretends he's Jewish.
00:13:52	Wishes he was Jewish.
00:13:54	Even tells his family
00:13:56	...but he's about as Jewish
00:14:00	He thinks it's good for business.
00:14:04	-...it is good for business.
00:14:06	He'll be there today.
00:14:09	Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops.
00:14:12	He isn't selling schtrops.
00:14:15	Who do you take me for?
00:14:17	We play by the rules.
00:14:19	Listen to me.
00:14:21	If the stones are kosher,
00:14:24	Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:14:34	What are you doing here?
00:14:36	It's a free country, isn't it?
00:14:38	Well, it ain't a free shop, is it?
00:14:41	So fuck off.
00:14:53	I want to see you two girls
00:14:57	I had cousin Avi on the phone.
00:14:59	- You got to go see him.
00:15:02	- He's a big mucker in New York.
00:15:05	I want to see you girls
00:15:08	Yeah, Dad. You told us.
00:15:16	The weight is sign of reliability.
00:15:19	I always go for reliability.
00:15:29	I'll take it.
00:15:32	How much do you want for it?
00:15:33	Nothing.
00:15:36	Okay, so what do you want for it?
00:15:40	I want you to do something for me.
00:15:43	There is a fight in couple of days.
00:15:46	What kind of a fight?
00:15:48	Unlicensed boxing.
00:15:51	There is a bookies I know
00:15:57	If you place one down for me...
00:16:00	...we will call it quits.
00:16:01	- Why don't you put it down yourself?
00:16:05	...there is not too many bookies
00:16:10	And I already have an outstanding
00:16:16	I know something most don't.
00:16:19	So, nu?
00:16:22	What do you know?
00:16:28	It's a campsite. A pikey campsite.
00:16:31	- Ten points.
00:16:35	- We're buying a caravan.
00:16:39	What's wrong with you?
00:16:42	Not if you're here.
00:16:43	Oh, you bastard.
00:16:45	I fucking hate pikeys.
00:16:50	That's a flash car, mister.
00:16:52	Not as flash as your bike.
00:16:54	Who are you looking for?
00:16:56	Mr. O'Neil.
00:16:58	- Want me to get him?
00:17:00	Piss off.
00:17:03	- Are you going to go get him for me?
00:17:07	- What are you waiting for?
00:17:10	Fuck off, I'll find him meself.
00:17:12	- Two fifty.
00:17:14	You're a real tight fucker.
00:17:16	There was a problem with gypsies.
00:17:19	What're you doing?
00:17:20	You can't understand
00:17:23	You Tommy? Come about the caravan?
00:17:24	- Mr. O'Neil.
00:17:27	Not Irish, not English.
00:17:29	- How are you?
00:17:31	It's just Pikey.
00:17:34	Would you look at the size of him?
00:17:36	How big are you?
00:17:38	- Kids, how big is he?
00:17:40	Hey, Mam, come and look at the size
00:17:43	Bet you box a little, can't you, sir?
00:17:48	Get out of the way.
00:17:51	I could murder one.
00:17:53	Be no murdering done around here,
00:17:56	Get your hands out of there.
00:17:58	Cup of tea for the big fella?
00:18:00	Don't be silly, Mickey.
00:18:05	You little bugger.
00:18:06	- Is the big fella not coming with us?
00:18:09	- What does he think we are, thieves?
00:18:13	- He just likes looking after cars.
00:18:17	- Dags?
00:18:19	- Yeah, dags.
00:18:21	Oh, dogs.
00:18:23	Sure, I like dags.
00:18:25	- I like caravans more.
00:18:40	Pikeys are well-known for their
00:18:44	It's probably why
00:18:46	...so you can't follow
00:18:48	But if Tommy can get the caravan
00:18:52	...on his return
00:18:55	Good dog, good family.
00:18:57	He'll get a little homesick,
00:19:00	See you later, lads. See you, boss.
00:19:03	All right, Mickey. Laters.
00:19:06	I don't see what the fuss is about.
00:19:09	They aren't bad fellas.
00:19:20	The deal was, you bought it
00:19:22	Look, I've helped you as much
00:19:26	See that car? Use it.
00:19:28	You should fuck off now while
00:19:33	Nobody brings you...
00:19:35	...unless they're trying
00:19:39	Just give our money back
00:19:42	Why do I want a caravan
00:19:45	- You want to settle this with a fight?
00:19:49	Now, go on! Go on!
00:19:50	I'll not have you fighting!
00:19:55	Get her to sit down.
00:19:57	For fuck's sake!
00:20:05	Want the money?
00:20:07	I'll fight you for it. You and me.
00:20:22	So that's the kind of fight
00:20:25	You want to stay down.
00:20:32	You want to stay down!
00:20:37	Get back down and fucking stay down.
00:20:39	I promise you, you want to stay down.
00:20:42	Deadly kick for a fat fucker,
00:20:44	Cheeky bastard.
00:20:53	- Okay, lads.
00:20:57	Get back down...
00:20:58	...or you will not be coming up
00:21:04	Bollocks to you.
00:21:06	This is sick. I'm out of here.
00:21:08	You're not going anywhere,
00:21:14	You stay until the job's done.
00:21:49	It turned out that the sweet-talking,
00:21:53	...was a gypsy bare-knuckle
00:21:56	Which makes him harder
00:21:59	Right now that's the last thing
00:22:03	If Gorgeous doesn't wake up
00:22:06	...Tommy knows he'll be buried
00:22:09	Why would the gypsies
00:22:12	...why a man died in their campsite?
00:22:14	Not when they can bury the pair
00:22:18	It's not like they got
00:22:22	Tommy, "The Tit"...
00:22:24	...is praying.
00:22:26	And if he isn't...
00:22:27	...he fucking should be.
00:22:57	Bad Boy.
00:22:59	- Sol.
00:23:01	No, it's a moissanite.
00:23:04	A what?
00:23:06	A moissanite is an artificial
00:23:09	It's Mickey Mouse.
00:23:11	Spurious.
00:23:13	Not genuine.
00:23:15	And it's worth...
00:23:17	...fuck-all.
00:23:18	Bad Boy, I keep telling you,
00:23:21	Leave this game to me and Sol.
00:23:25	Laters.
00:23:30	What is that, Vince?
00:23:31	This is a dog, Sol.
00:23:33	You are not bringing
00:23:35	It's only a fucking dog.
00:23:37	- Where'd you get it?
00:23:39	Here.
00:23:42	They threw it in with the moody gold.
00:23:45	You know gyppos, Sol. They're always
00:23:48	It better not be dangerous.
00:23:52	What do you think you're doing now?
00:23:54	I want him to get used
00:23:59	Stop the dog!
00:24:01	Come back!
00:24:03	All right, Boris?
00:24:05	- Don't worry about the dog.
00:24:10	What can I do for you?
00:24:12	I have a job for you.
00:24:14	I already have a job.
00:24:16	Fifty grand for half a day's work.
00:24:20	Go on.
00:24:22	I want you to hold up a bookies.
00:24:30	From Russia with love, eh?
00:24:32	I have stones to sell...
00:24:35	...fat to chew and many men
00:24:38	...so if I am not rushing you...
00:24:41	Slow down, Franky, my son.
00:24:45	I am not in Rome, Doug.
00:24:48	I am in a rush.
00:24:50	I got to make the bookies.
00:24:51	Bookies?
00:24:54	- What are you betting on?
00:24:58	The unlicensed boxer?
00:25:02	Do you know something that I don't?
00:25:05	Bubbe, I probably know
00:25:11	He's bad to the bone,
00:25:13	Of course I am.
00:25:15	Tyrone'll drive for us. He's
00:25:19	Of course I have.
00:25:23	I don't want that dog
00:25:26	Your seats?
00:25:28	Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
00:25:30	While I'm at the wheel, it's my car...
00:25:32	...so stop that dog dribbling
00:25:37	I can't believe you found it.
00:25:40	It went back to the gyppos.
00:25:42	Shut up.
00:25:45	Well, I don't know.
00:25:49	Ask him.
00:25:51	It's like he's
00:25:55	Steady on the brakes.
00:25:57	I thought you said
00:25:59	Don't worry about me. Just worry
00:26:03	All right?
00:26:25	What?
00:26:27	You said he was a getaway driver.
00:26:31	Don't worry about Tyrone.
00:26:34	Worry about getting us a gun.
00:26:40	What's that?
00:26:42	This is a shotgun, Sol.
00:26:45	It's a fucking
00:26:48	- I want to raise pulses, don't I?
00:27:11	That does not look like a bookies.
00:27:13	Why'd we stop here? What's the
00:27:18	It's too tight.
00:27:20	Too tight?
00:27:23	You could land a
00:27:25	Leave him alone.
00:27:30	Of course I am.
00:27:42	A natural fucking idiot.
00:27:46	Yeah, Tyrone, what have you done?
00:27:48	Look, you hassle me,
00:27:51	It's all right.
00:27:54	People'll see the damage.
00:27:57	I didn't see it.
00:27:58	It's a four-ton truck. It's not like
00:28:02	It was at a funny angle.
00:28:06	It's behind you, Tyrone.
00:28:08	Whenever you reverse,
00:28:11	Control that dog as well.
00:28:14	- Get that dog off him.
00:28:18	Give me that squeaky toy.
00:28:25	Don't snatch.
00:28:28	He can't swallow the whole ball.
00:28:33	Yeah.
00:28:37	Why the fuck...
00:28:39	...did you put Gorgeous George...
00:28:41	...into a bare-knuckle boxing match...
00:28:44	...two days before
00:28:47	He was half his size.
00:28:50	You put the man into
00:28:55	What the fuck did you expect?
00:28:58	A grease-down and a shiatsu?
00:29:00	Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
00:29:03	You took the fucking jam
00:29:05	You did.
00:29:10	You said get a good deal.
00:29:11	I fail to recognize
00:29:14	...between losing 10 grand,
00:29:17	...and a good deal.
00:29:19	How'll we explain this to Brick Top?
00:29:21	That his fight won't happen?
00:29:24	We replace the fighter.
00:29:25	Oh, and hope he doesn't notice?
00:29:27	Who the fuck will we
00:29:30	What about John The Gun?
00:29:33	Or Mad Fist Willy?
00:29:34	You're not Mr. Current Affairs,
00:29:37	Mad Fist went mad...
00:29:39	...and The Gun shot himself.
00:29:47	Jesus.
00:29:52	What?
00:29:53	Let's use the fucking pikey.
00:29:57	- How much you gonna pay us?
00:29:59	Me bollocks. Lose more
00:30:11	All right.
00:30:13	I'll do it for a caravan.
00:30:16	A what?
00:30:17	A caravan.
00:30:18	- Top of the range and all that.
00:30:23	Anyway, what's wrong with this one?
00:30:25	It's not for me.
00:30:29	Your what?
00:30:30	His ma.
00:30:58	Brick Top runs an illegal bookies.
00:31:01	They take bets on anything
00:31:05	Now I'm changing fighters...
00:31:07	...and Brick Top's gonna
00:31:10	He's gonna pull my pants down,
00:31:13	...and aim for penetration.
00:31:16	If I didn't have
00:31:18	...he'd want to split me in half.
00:31:24	They could charm the paint off walls,
00:31:34	Look mean now,
00:31:39	Shits himself when
00:31:41	Poke him with a stick,
00:31:45	Do you like a dog fight, Turkish?
00:31:48	We've lost Gorgeous George.
00:31:54	You're gonna have to repeat that.
00:31:56	We've lost Gorgeous George.
00:31:59	Well, where'd you lose him?
00:32:01	He ain't a set
00:32:04	And it's not as if he's
00:32:07	We're not backing out.
00:32:08	You bet your bollocks to
00:32:11	We're changing the fighter.
00:32:15	Oh, fuck me,
00:32:18	Who are you changing him to,
00:32:20	You won't know him, but he's mustard.
00:32:23	Mustard?
00:32:24	I don't care if he's
00:32:28	...you can't change fighters.
00:32:30	- You've still got your fight.
00:32:32	I lose all bets at the bookies.
00:32:36	So, no, I don't have my fight,
00:32:40	You can take bets at the fight.
00:32:42	Put a lead on her, Turkish,
00:32:45	Do you want to get bitten, sweetheart?
00:32:53	Make sure your man goes down
00:32:56	You understand me now,
00:33:00	This is the one place
00:33:03	In his debt.
00:33:04	Which now means I'm in his pocket.
00:33:07	You're on thin-fucking-ice,
00:33:10	And I shall be under it
00:33:14	Now, fuck off.
00:33:24	Doug, where's Franky Four Fingers?
00:33:27	I don't know. I'm not his mother.
00:33:31	- When later?
00:33:33	So he's coming back
00:33:43	A fight?
00:33:45	What do you mean, a fight?
00:33:49	- Is there gambling involved?
00:33:54	- Did he have a case with him?
00:33:57	And this schmuck is gambling?
00:33:59	You're talking about Franky " I've got
00:34:04	Avi, I'm not telepathic.
00:34:05	You're plenty stupid,
00:34:08	Do you know why they call him
00:34:11	I have no idea.
00:34:12	Because he makes stupid bets
00:34:16	When he doesn't pay up,
00:34:19	And I'm not talking about
00:34:21	I'm sure he can pay.
00:34:22	Not with my goods. Got a toothbrush?
00:34:26	Do you hear that?
00:34:33	- Avi!
00:34:39	I don't like leaving my own country...
00:34:42	...especially leaving it for anything
00:34:46	...and cocktails
00:34:49	We've got sandy beaches.
00:34:51	So who the fuck wants to see them?
00:34:53	I hope you can appreciate the concern
00:34:58	I'll find him,
00:35:00	And we'll start at that fight.
00:35:04	How am I gonna get it out?
00:35:07	It will probably cough it up.
00:35:08	Will he be all right?
00:35:10	I hope not.
00:35:11	- Are we gonna rob this bookies?
00:35:15	Why are we waiting?
00:35:16	We are waiting for a man with
00:35:20	And why's that?
00:35:21	Because the deal is, the Russian
00:35:26	What's in the case?
00:35:28	For fuck's sake, Tyrone, just
00:35:34	Jesus.
00:35:35	- Private night tonight, chaps.
00:35:39	That's why we're here.
00:35:41	Well done. This is the back way in.
00:35:44	Oh, really?
00:35:48	- Private night tonight, chaps.
00:35:51	Tickets.
00:35:53	Are we ever gonna get into this place?
00:35:55	Avi, Avi, you gotta understand.
00:35:59	This ain't exactly Vegas,
00:36:02	I'm not looking for Vegas
00:36:05	I'm looking for Franky.
00:36:07	I know that,
00:36:11	- If there's gambling, he'll be here.
00:36:14	You won't let us down.
00:36:15	He's going down in the fourth,
00:36:23	Is that him?
00:36:24	I don't know.
00:36:27	Sorry, I didn't get
00:36:29	Let's not stand on ceremony.
00:36:48	Do you know who
00:36:50	If you know what's good for you
00:36:58	What are you doing?
00:37:00	What does it look like
00:37:05	This is starting to hurt, Solomon.
00:37:08	Drop the screen now.
00:37:13	How you doing, Vince?
00:37:15	I'd do a lot better
00:37:17	- Fill that bag.
00:37:20	I am not in here
00:37:23	Appreciated...
00:37:25	...but all bets...
00:37:28	...are...
00:37:30	...off.
00:37:32	If all bets are off, then there
00:37:37	I ain't fucking buying that.
00:37:40	That's handy because I ain't
00:37:44	What have you got?
00:37:47	Nothing, really.
00:37:51	A few coins, but no notes.
00:37:55	Show me your hands.
00:37:59	You've got five fingers.
00:38:03	Copper coins.
00:38:05	What do you mean,
00:38:17	It won't open
00:38:21	Hold that.
00:38:31	My leg.
00:38:35	What are you moaning about?
00:38:47	We're fucked.
00:38:56	What the fuck are you two doing?
00:39:03	Get us out of here.
00:39:10	Tyrone, what are you doing?
00:39:20	Who the fuck is this man, Tyrone?
00:39:26	He's a man with four fingers
00:39:32	In the red corner...
00:39:34	...we have the young
00:39:36	So, Mickey, you're going down
00:39:41	Just make sure he doesn't kill me.
00:39:43	So give it up
00:39:47	...one-punch machine gun...
00:39:49	...Mickey!
00:39:56	And in the other corner...
00:40:00	Now, I know he looks
00:40:02	Well, he is a fat fucker,
00:40:05	Bomber "The Mad Man" Harris!
00:40:13	Now, try and look like a fighter.
00:40:15	Let's get ready...
00:40:18	...to rumble!
00:40:54	Do you realize I'm
00:40:58	What's the fucking crack?
00:40:59	- I'll make it up to you.
00:41:02	I'll make it up to you, I promise.
00:41:06	Oh, that fucking pikey's
00:41:10	Thanks for the tip, Brick Top.
00:41:13	Listen, you fucking fringe,
00:41:16	...I don't want to know
00:41:18	Stop me again whilst I'm walking and
00:41:45	- He's here.
00:41:55	- What you doing?
00:41:58	So why didn't you chop it off?
00:42:00	We ain't fucking butchers, Boris.
00:42:03	But he has the case.
00:42:04	Look, we--
00:42:08	There weren't much cash
00:42:12	Okay.
00:42:14	Here is the 10 grand.
00:42:16	No. Keep it. We want this.
00:42:19	Well, at least half of this.
00:42:22	What was in the case was mine.
00:42:25	What was in the bookies was yours.
00:42:29	It wasn't much, but here is
00:42:33	No, I'm afraid
00:42:35	We want half of this, and that's
00:42:38	We could, by all rights, keep
00:42:52	Watch out!
00:42:56	Drop the gun, fat boy.
00:43:02	You fucking idiots.
00:43:06	Give me the stone.
00:43:09	- It's in the case.
00:43:13	It's in the case.
00:43:14	You put the stone in the case?
00:43:17	Open it and give me the stone.
00:43:20	The only man who knew
00:43:54	Now, it's not too clever to hang
00:43:58	Brick Top, in short, will be looking
00:44:03	I know he's looking for us,
00:44:07	I'm happy to leave the country,
00:44:12	But any money I have is in the safe,
00:44:16	Once I have that, it's--
00:44:18	Oink, oink.
00:44:20	Shit.
00:44:23	So that's where you keep the sugar.
00:44:27	What brings you two here?
00:44:31	That sounds like hostility,
00:44:33	And we don't like hostility,
00:44:37	No, we don't, John.
00:44:50	I just had them polished.
00:44:58	Go and put the kettle on.
00:45:03	- You take sugar?
00:45:07	I'm sweet enough.
00:45:18	He's now your problem.
00:45:21	Okay?
00:45:31	You can keep the 10 grand,
00:45:35	...but if I see you again,
00:45:41	Well, look at him.
00:45:50	I've got a bare-knuckle fight
00:45:53	I want to use the pikey.
00:45:56	All right. Of course.
00:45:58	Of course, fucking of course.
00:46:00	I wasn't asking, I was telling.
00:46:04	But this time...
00:46:06	...I do want him to go down
00:46:10	And I do mean it, this time.
00:46:25	Now, I know you come back here
00:46:31	So now you can open it.
00:46:33	Turkish has been a busy
00:46:36	I think he's got away with enough.
00:46:38	Thinking can get you into trouble,
00:46:42	That takes care of one little piggy.
00:46:44	Now find me the silly sods
00:46:47	Find them today.
00:47:07	Top of the morning
00:47:11	Tommy.
00:47:13	You're a snake in the grass,
00:47:17	You're looking for my boy, are you?
00:47:19	- Do you know where I can find him?
00:47:23	Would you like
00:47:25	I don't want you getting
00:47:29	He's my only boy.
00:47:34	He's coursing.
00:47:37	What's coursing?
00:47:39	Hare coursing.
00:47:41	They set two lurchers--
00:47:46	On a hare.
00:47:48	And the hare has to outrun the dogs.
00:47:51	So, what if it doesn't?
00:47:55	Well, the big rabbit gets fucked,
00:48:02	Proper fucked?
00:48:04	Yeah, Tommy.
00:48:06	Before "zee" Germans get there.
00:48:12	Do you know these tits, Errol?
00:48:13	I know a lot of tits...
00:48:15	...but I don't know any
00:48:17	John?
00:48:20	I can't help, guv.
00:48:26	Tyrone.
00:48:27	You silly, fat bastard.
00:48:32	- Do you want to do it?
00:48:34	On what?
00:48:35	On you buying this caravan.
00:48:38	Not the rouge one. The rose.
00:48:41	- It's not the same caravan.
00:48:44	It's twice the size of the last one.
00:48:46	The fight is twice the size.
00:48:49	I like to look after me ma.
00:48:52	You're lucky we aren't worm food
00:48:57	Buying a tart's mobile palace
00:49:03	I wasn't calling your mum a tart.
00:49:06	Save your breath for cooling
00:49:16	Right. And she's terrible
00:49:22	Have I made myself clear?
00:49:26	Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey.
00:49:29	Just give me one minute
00:49:37	Did you understand a word
00:49:42	I'll tell you what.
00:49:45	Fucker.
00:49:46	I'll bet you for it.
00:49:48	You'll what?
00:49:50	He'll bet you for it.
00:49:51	What, like Tommy did last time?
00:49:55	I'll do you a favour.
00:49:56	You have first bet.
00:49:59	...and the boys get
00:50:04	If I lose...
00:50:08	...fuck it, I'll do the fight
00:50:12	The last thing I really
00:50:16	However, I don't really
00:50:18	Somehow I've got to get him to fight,
00:50:22	Well, I don't even want
00:50:26	Okay. I reckon the hare gets fucked.
00:50:29	What? Proper fucked?
00:50:34	You got that, London?
00:50:36	We're on!
00:51:49	I'll fucking tell you!
00:51:52	I'll tell you
00:52:11	Periwinkle blue. Bye, boys.
00:52:16	Who's proper fucked now, then?
00:52:20	There's something very wrong
00:52:22	It was us that wanted
00:52:26	Well, why didn't you " bust a cap
00:52:31	Mind you, you'd do more damage
00:52:35	What? You saying I can't shoot?
00:52:38	Oh, no, Tommy.
00:52:41	I know you can't shoot.
00:52:43	What we're saying is, that piece
00:52:48	...would do more damage
00:52:50	You saying the gun don't work?
00:52:52	You tried it?
00:52:59	Whoops.
00:53:02	I want to see
00:53:06	Why's he got a tea cosy on his head?
00:53:08	To keep his head warm.
00:53:11	- What happened to him?
00:53:13	I thought that was obvious.
00:53:15	What'd you do that for?
00:53:17	- What do you want me to do?
00:53:20	- I'm not a witch doctor.
00:53:23	...and bad boy yardies should know how
00:53:26	I create the bodies,
00:53:36	We're in, governor.
00:53:39	Goody gumdrops.
00:53:41	Get us a cup of tea,
00:53:46	Grab hold of his legs.
00:53:47	What do you think
00:54:00	Hope this is not a bad moment.
00:54:08	Do you know who I am?
00:54:11	I do.
00:54:20	Good. That will save me
00:54:25	Well, I don't.
00:54:34	You're always gonna have problems
00:54:39	Apparently, the best thing to do...
00:54:41	...is cut up a corpse into six pieces
00:54:47	Would someone mind telling me,
00:54:49	When you got your six pieces,
00:54:53	It's no good leaving it in the freezer
00:55:02	Then I hear the best thing
00:55:07	You gotta starve the pigs
00:55:09	...then the chopped-up body
00:55:14	You gotta shave the heads of your
00:55:18	...for the piggies' digestion.
00:55:20	You could do this afterwards,
00:55:22	...but you don't want
00:55:26	They will go through bone like butter.
00:55:30	You need at least 16 pigs
00:55:34	...so be wary of any man
00:55:38	They will go through a body
00:55:42	...in about eight minutes.
00:55:44	That means that a single pig...
00:55:46	...can consume two pounds
00:55:50	...every minute.
00:55:52	Hence the expression...
00:55:55	..."as greedy as a pig."
00:56:02	Well, thank you for that.
00:56:06	Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me
00:56:10	...apart from someone who feeds people
00:56:17	Do you know what " nemesis" means?
00:56:23	"A righteous infliction
00:56:27	...manifested by an
00:56:31	Personified, in this case,
00:56:37	Me.
00:56:46	Gentlemen...
00:57:17	Why can't you find me Franky, Doug?
00:57:20	Avi, what do you want me to do?
00:57:26	What about Tony?
00:57:28	Bullet-Tooth Tony.
00:57:29	Who's Bullet-Tooth--
00:57:30	- Tony!
00:57:33	He's a liability.
00:57:34	He'd find Moses and the burning bush.
00:57:36	You are gonna die, Tony!
00:57:38	He got shot six times,
00:57:42	I shoot you, you go down!
00:57:44	He has two in his teeth
00:57:48	Why don't you fucking die?
00:57:50	- He's the best chance you got.
00:57:54	In one sitting.
00:57:57	You're in trouble now.
00:58:00	Sounds promising.
00:58:15	Bonjour.
00:58:19	What's so fucking important?
00:58:22	Why do you think
00:58:24	-...missing an arm in our office?
00:58:27	You give us four days...
00:58:29	...I'll get you a stone the size
00:58:33	What do you think, Errol?
00:58:35	I think we should drip-dry them,
00:58:38	It was a rhetorical question, Errol.
00:58:41	What have I told you about thinking?
00:58:44	- You got 48 hours.
00:58:46	You can keep that silly, fat wanker.
00:58:50	Forty-eight hours.
00:58:51	After that it's your family...
00:58:53	...and the pigs finish
00:58:58	So, what should I call you?
00:59:02	Call me "Susan"
00:59:04	Tony, there is a man
00:59:08	That depends on all the elements
00:59:12	Forty thousand.
00:59:16	Where was he last seen?
00:59:18	At a bookies.
00:59:20	Bookies?
00:59:24	Pass us the blower, Susi.
00:59:29	- Bookies got blagged last night.
00:59:33	This country spawned the language,
00:59:38	Blagged, robbed.
00:59:39	We'll see a man
00:59:42	I need a gun.
00:59:44	You don't, Rosebud, me old son.
00:59:50	I got fucking black ink all
00:59:52	He's stained for fucking life.
00:59:55	That and the golden teeth as well.
00:59:58	All right, Mullet?
01:00:04	How you doing?
01:00:06	Nice tie.
01:00:08	I heard you weren't about that much.
01:00:10	Still warm, the blood
01:00:14	Unlike yours, Mullet.
01:00:16	Who blagged Brick Top's bookies?
01:00:18	- Do me a favour, Tone.
01:00:22	I'll not bash the fuck out of you
01:00:26	Gonna make it worth my while, mate?
01:00:34	Comfortable, Mullet?
01:00:36	It's sadly ironic it's that tie
01:00:39	Now, you take all
01:00:43	What the fuck you doing, Tone?
01:00:45	Driving down the street
01:00:48	- What you think I'm doing?
01:00:53	You been using dog shit
01:00:55	Slow down, Tone.
01:00:56	Slow down, Tony!
01:00:59	I don't think so.
01:01:03	Play some music if you like.
01:01:07	I love this track.
01:01:09	I want to know who blagged
01:01:12	Yes, Mullet?
01:01:14	I think it's two black guys that work
01:01:20	Better not be telling me porky pies.
01:01:22	I tell you, it's two black guys work
01:01:27	It's very effective, Tony.
01:01:30	It's not too subtle, but effective.
01:01:33	Are we taking him with us?
01:01:44	It's the Russian.
01:01:46	A Russian?
01:01:48	To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian.
01:01:51	Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing
01:01:56	- Give me a name.
01:01:58	Boris.
01:02:00	- Boris The Blade?
01:02:02	As in Boris The Bullet-Dodger?
01:02:06	Why do they call him
01:02:09	Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
01:02:14	He won't fight unless
01:02:17	...and you nicked all our savings.
01:02:19	In the quiet words
01:02:24	He's a stubborn bastard. He said
01:02:28	- Are you taking the piss?
01:02:31	I can't make him do it, can I?
01:02:33	You're not much good to me alive
01:02:41	He's a useless shite, that boy.
01:02:47	I want that pikey to fight.
01:03:13	Brick Top thought smashing up
01:03:17	...might help me
01:03:21	And if that wasn't enough...
01:03:23	...he thought it would be
01:03:26	...to burn Mickey's mum's caravan.
01:03:30	While she was asleep in it.
01:04:29	Turkish, get your arse up.
01:04:32	You lot...
01:04:33	...follow me
01:04:37	Calm down, son. Behave yourself.
01:04:40	I've got the gun, son.
01:04:45	What?
01:04:47	You want to see
01:05:08	Jesus.
01:05:09	Sorry, Mickey.
01:05:12	Did you do it?
01:05:19	Then what are you sorry for?
01:05:21	- What are you two doing here?
01:05:24	- You got some tars on you.
01:05:28	Fuck off!
01:05:36	How silly do I feel?
01:05:39	His mum is still smoking
01:05:42	...and I'm asking him to fight.
01:05:45	I'll do the fight before he causes
01:05:48	And if he'd said no...
01:05:50	...it could've been
01:05:59	Russians.
01:06:06	Russians.
01:06:07	I should've known.
01:06:09	Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts.
01:06:13	What do you know about this goyim?
01:06:16	Ex-KGB cancer.
01:06:18	He was a highly trained
01:06:21	He'll be impossible to track down.
01:06:24	Yeah.
01:06:25	There's a strange man who wants
01:06:29	- Where's he from?
01:06:32	He's got a thick Russian accent.
01:06:46	Well, what was I supposed to do?
01:06:51	That sneaky fucking Russian!
01:06:55	First things first. One of us...
01:06:58	...Tyrone, you go to the Russian's.
01:07:03	Now.
01:07:10	He's a right handful,
01:07:14	I hate Russians.
01:07:17	All yours, Rosebud, old son.
01:07:20	Not a problem.
01:07:23	Get me to a doctor.
01:07:25	Shoot that fuck!
01:07:28	Okay, but first we get the stone.
01:07:30	First the stone. Then a doctor.
01:07:33	And not just any doctor, boychik.
01:07:36	Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!
01:07:42	Get his keys
01:07:45	- I think you got something to tell us.
01:07:50	Do you want him to be able
01:07:52	What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
01:07:55	They look the shit, don't they?
01:07:59	I've got extra loud blanks,
01:08:02	In case we have
01:08:11	- Yeah.
01:08:13	- We're coming over. Hold him there.
01:08:17	He's not on his own!
01:08:24	We're off.
01:08:30	Very industrious for a Cossack.
01:08:41	Sneaky fucking Russian.
01:08:47	So, where is he?
01:08:48	It's not just he.
01:08:51	- They locked Boris in the car.
01:08:56	Did they look hard?
01:08:57	They looked messy.
01:08:59	- Let's get out of here.
01:09:02	I want you to bury him.
01:09:04	All right.
01:09:07	I think we should get you a new gun.
01:09:09	But this time, try it.
01:09:11	How far to the Russian's?
01:09:14	Be there in a minute.
01:09:21	- Come on, then.
01:09:24	We can't take them now.
01:09:28	You shouldn't drink
01:09:31	Why? What's wrong with it?
01:09:33	- It's not in sync with evolution.
01:09:36	How do we get rid of him?
01:09:38	- Do you want to shoot him?
01:09:40	- Do you want to stab him?
01:09:44	- Do you want to kill him or not?
01:09:47	That's the spirit.
01:09:49	Do they fire?
01:09:51	Of course they fire.
01:09:52	But how do you know?
01:09:55	What do you know about replicas?
01:10:01	What the fuck are you doing, Solomon?
01:10:03	You wanted to know
01:10:06	I didn't mean try it in the car,
01:10:11	What are you gonna do with that,
01:10:13	Wipe the butter off and put it away.
01:10:17	Cows have only been domesticated
01:10:21	Before, they were running
01:10:24	The human digestive system hasn't
01:10:28	Well, fuck me, Tommy.
01:10:31	Let me do you a favour.
01:10:38	Whoops.
01:10:39	You. Want a knife?
01:10:41	No, not me.
01:10:43	It's a knife, for God's sake.
01:10:46	What's kept your fork company
01:10:48	The sharp side, the blunt side.
01:11:14	Is that Boris?
01:11:33	Oh, Tyrone, what have you done?
01:11:37	What about Rosebud?
01:11:39	Well, you can bring him
01:11:43	But which bit would you like?
01:11:49	They're getting out.
01:11:51	Get down and follow them.
01:11:54	Cover yourself up, Avi.
01:11:56	You're making a scene.
01:11:57	I'm sorry for causing a scene, Tony.
01:12:01	Whoa, you are not taking
01:12:04	I can't leave him in here, can I?
01:12:12	Pint of the black stuff, landlord.
01:12:16	I thought you wanted to get
01:12:20	- He's left the door open.
01:12:24	Should we go in?
01:12:26	I don't want to go in there.
01:12:29	Taken too many disco biscuits
01:12:34	He's got as many of these nuts
01:12:37	I don't care if
01:12:40	I want a gun that works,
01:12:45	My God, Tommy, you certainly
01:12:49	Well, come on, then
01:12:53	You just tell him who's in charge.
01:13:01	Boris--
01:13:07	You certainly told him.
01:13:16	The Drowning Trout.
01:13:20	Come and pick us up.
01:13:21	And Doug...
01:13:24	...sharpish.
01:13:45	I don't want a fuss or to put
01:13:49	...but unless you give me what
01:13:55	What's your name?
01:13:57	Shoot him.
01:14:05	Let go of the gun!
01:14:15	So, you're obviously the big dick...
01:14:19	...and that, on either side of you,
01:14:23	There are two types of balls:
01:14:26	There are big brave balls,
01:14:30	These are your last words
01:14:33	Dicks have drive
01:14:36	...but they're not clever.
01:14:38	They smell pussy and they want
01:14:42	And you thought you smelled
01:14:46	...and have brought your
01:14:49	...for a good old time. But
01:14:55	There's no pussy here...
01:14:57	...just a dose that'll make you wish
01:15:01	Like a prick...
01:15:04	...you're having second thoughts.
01:15:07	You're shrinking.
01:15:09	And your two little balls
01:15:13	The fact that you've got " Replica"
01:15:22	...and the fact that
01:15:29	...written on the side of mine...
01:15:36	...should precipitate...
01:15:39	...your balls into shrinking,
01:15:45	Now...
01:15:49	...fuck off.
01:16:05	Lock the door.
01:16:07	Lock it!
01:16:14	Give me the case.
01:16:16	Fuck you.
01:16:19	Shoot me.
01:16:20	I will. I'll shoot you.
01:16:33	Pass me case or I shoot you.
01:16:37	You know what?
01:16:38	Fuck you too.
01:16:40	Go ahead and shoot me. You'd be doing
01:16:43	You! Drop guns.
01:16:47	Fuck you!
01:16:48	You drop your gun!
01:16:51	Okay.
01:16:54	Avi...
01:16:55	...pull your socks up!
01:17:09	- Tyrone?
01:17:14	Give me case.
01:17:28	Avi...
01:17:30	-...where's the case?
01:17:34	What's Boris doing here?
01:17:37	Boris, what are you doing here?
01:17:39	Fuck you!
01:17:50	Where's the case?
01:17:53	- You piece of crap.
01:17:56	I'll show you.
01:18:01	Fuck you!
01:18:07	Almost had it.
01:18:09	For fuck's sake.
01:18:15	Fuck you and all.
01:18:19	You lucky bastard.
01:18:27	Jeez, it's flawless.
01:18:30	Don't get attached to it.
01:18:34	Leave the dog here.
01:18:35	- Sol, why don't we just leave?
01:18:40	...and it'll get a lot shorter
01:18:43	- Now leave that dog here.
01:18:47	Don't worry about it!
01:18:48	And if that pikey mutt does
01:18:53	It's okay.
01:18:55	Sit down. Down.
01:19:02	I don't want to go in there.
01:19:05	Well, we won't if you don't.
01:19:08	All right, you give me the stone...
01:19:11	...and I will give it
01:19:15	All right. Give me a minute.
01:19:23	Why is it down there?
01:19:25	Well, I put it down there
01:19:28	You ain't from this planet, are you?
01:19:30	Who is gonna mug two black fellas
01:19:34	...sat in a car that's worth less
01:19:41	Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend,
01:19:45	What have they got to do
01:19:48	They're both staring straight at me.
01:19:53	You should never underestimate
01:19:58	Now, out of the car.
01:19:59	And leave your water pistols behind.
01:20:02	Look, just tell him the stone's back
01:20:06	I'll think of something.
01:20:12	Why's he sweating?
01:20:16	Oh, never mind.
01:20:17	Tommy, why is your skin leaking?
01:20:20	- I'm a little worried, actually.
01:20:25	What happens if the gypsy knocks
01:20:29	I mean, he's done it before,
01:20:31	We get murdered before we leave the
01:20:36	I'm glad to see you're climbing
01:20:42	Pardon my cynicism,
01:20:46	Don't think I haven't thunk
01:20:48	It's his mum's funeral tonight.
01:20:55	You know those gypsies
01:20:58	I'm not worried about whether Mickey
01:21:02	I'm worried about whether he makes it
01:21:05	What if he doesn't make it
01:21:08	We get murdered before leaving
01:21:10	...and I imagine we get fed
01:21:16	So why are you so calm?
01:21:19	- I said--
01:21:22	It's not as though we've got a choice,
01:21:25	You show me how to control
01:21:28	...and I'll show you how to control
01:21:34	Bollocks! I'm going for a walk.
01:22:16	Oh, that fucking dog!
01:22:19	Go on, get the dog.
01:22:22	- It's a bit funky in here, isn't it?
01:22:33	You people live like animals.
01:22:36	Now, where's the stone?
01:22:38	- Come on, where is it?
01:22:40	- Where? Where?
01:22:49	It's empty.
01:22:50	I'm getting heartburn.
01:22:54	No, I'm being serious!
01:22:56	The dog. The dog must have had it.
01:23:02	Now then, let's have a look,
01:23:07	- What?
01:23:11	- You mean, " look in the dog"?
01:23:19	It's not a tin of baked beans.
01:23:22	You know what I mean.
01:23:27	That's a bit strong.
01:23:30	I don't know about this.
01:23:32	No, you can't do this.
01:23:37	It's fucking squeaking!
01:23:38	You never heard a dog squeak before?
01:23:45	I'm shooting the dog!
01:23:55	Shoot the fucking dog!
01:24:07	You sneaky fucking bastard.
01:24:22	Thank God for that.
01:24:34	I hate fucking dogs!
01:24:40	Tony, come on!
01:24:50	Tony?
01:25:03	- Anything to declare?
01:25:09	That dog is gonna go back
01:25:13	How's the dog gonna find the campsite?
01:25:15	Have you smelled the campsite, Sol?
01:25:18	All right. But we have
01:25:21	And we have to get rid
01:25:23	That one with the tea cosy
01:25:27	Right. Let's stick them in the car,
01:25:35	Mickey.
01:25:38	Mickey!
01:25:42	You feeling all right, Mickey?
01:25:47	Need a drink.
01:25:51	You can't give him a drink!
01:25:53	It's not for him. It's for me.
01:26:00	Ah, mates. Amen.
01:26:09	He's a hard bastard, this Good Night
01:26:15	All right, Mickey?
01:26:17	Mickey!
01:26:22	Need to have a shite!
01:26:25	If you see the pikey, Turkish or
01:26:30	...shoot the bastards.
01:26:35	Well, come on.
01:26:44	All right, Tom.
01:26:47	- Hope we get a better show this time.
01:26:51	Mickey's going down in the fourth.
01:26:54	Terry over there is in charge
01:26:56	Now, you have to forgive me.
01:26:58	I'll forgive you
01:27:04	- Our lads at the campsite?
01:27:10	I fucking hate pikeys.
01:27:15	- How long have we gotta stay here?
01:27:20	Fucking hate pikeys.
01:27:23	Is he fucking stoned?
01:27:25	He's like that before a fight.
01:27:28	Do you know when you're going down?
01:27:30	Of course he knows
01:27:33	Fuck-face, who's speaking to you?
01:27:38	Fuck-face? I like that one, Errol.
01:27:41	I'll remember that next time
01:27:43	- Not now.
01:27:47	Be a nice one.
01:27:50	And there none a yours.
01:27:53	There's a camp full of pikeys
01:27:57	Not when they're putting out flames
01:28:02	Now get up and have a fucking fight.
01:28:09	Three rounds and you're a vegetable,
01:29:03	I'm in charge here.
01:29:07	Do your worst. Let's get it on!
01:29:40	What the fuck's going on?
01:30:26	Talk about saved by the bell.
01:30:28	Do you understand the consequences
01:30:32	Do not knock him out, Mickey.
01:30:40	All right, let's break it up.
01:31:16	What, is he fucking deaf?
01:31:19	What is he doing?
01:31:37	Come on and sit.
01:31:41	What the fuck are you doing, Mickey?
01:31:43	You're dancing like a fairy.
01:31:45	They'll hang us
01:31:49	Get out there and hurt him.
01:31:52	But for fuck's sake,
01:33:18	All he's got to do is stay down.
01:33:25	Now, we are fucked.
01:33:35	He can't stand up.
01:33:37	We're out of here.
01:33:38	Stupid pikey knows Brick Top's got
01:33:43	...sitting outside his campsite.
01:33:46	Once the campsite's wiped out,
01:33:53	Ever cross the road
01:33:55	Give me that fucking shooter!
01:33:57	And, hey, presto,
01:34:00	So, what do you do?
01:34:02	Something very silly.
01:34:04	You freeze. And your life
01:34:07	...because you're too scared
01:34:10	You just freeze
01:34:14	But the pikey didn't. Why?
01:34:16	Because he had plans
01:34:21	It had previously occurred to me...
01:34:24	...that he'd taken the demise
01:34:30	For every action,
01:34:33	And a pikey reaction...
01:34:36	...is quite a fucking thing.
01:35:19	Pete, talk to me.
01:35:21	If you want your friend to hear you,
01:35:34	- Give me that fucking shooter.
01:35:46	That is when I thought the pikey
01:35:50	That's why the bastard never
01:35:56	We've been tucked up...
01:35:59	...while he's been cleaning up.
01:36:03	We're worse off now than
01:36:11	The next day we went
01:36:14	...but the gypsies had disappeared
01:36:17	Which was probably a good thing...
01:36:19	...considering they'd just buried
01:36:24	Where is he?
01:36:25	He ain't fucking here,
01:36:28	We can't ask a man to fight for us
01:36:32	You won't find a pikey that
01:36:38	He could be in a campsite
01:36:42	Bollocks! Come on.
01:36:50	- What you doing here?
01:36:56	So, what you doing here?
01:37:06	I'm taking the dog for a walk.
01:37:11	What's in the car?
01:37:12	Seats and a steering wheel.
01:37:15	What do you know about gypsies?
01:37:18	I know they're not to be trusted.
01:37:22	All right, get your dog. On your way.
01:37:26	Get the dog, Tommy.
01:37:29	The dog.
01:37:32	All right, boy. Come on.
01:37:37	He loves that dog.
01:37:39	Always playing silly games.
01:37:41	Stop messing about
01:37:47	Good boy. Good boy.
01:38:02	Could you tell me...
01:38:04	...why you got a dead man
01:38:08	Hey, George...
01:38:10	...is that a tea cosy on his head?
01:38:16	Oh, you love a dog, don't you, Tommy?
01:38:28	Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog.
01:38:31	I eventually agreed,
01:38:35	I couldn't stand
01:38:38	The vet found half an undigested
01:38:41	...and an 84-carat diamond
01:38:45	It's quite amazing what can happen
01:38:48	Still didn't shut it up, though.
01:38:51	So, what do you do?
01:38:53	You go see the man that knows
01:38:56	So, what do you think?
01:39:00	Do you know anyone
01:39:07	I might.

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