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00:00:02 Subtitle: AXIS THE SIAMESE CAT
00:00:18 Did you know there are more people with genius IQ’s living in China than there are people of any kind living in the
00:00:24 That can't possibly be true.
00:00:25 It is true.
00:00:26 What would account for that?
00:00:26 Well first of all, a lot of people live
00:00:28 Question?
00:00:29 How do you distinguish yourself in a
00:00:33 I didn't know they take SAT‘s in China.
00:00:35 They dont,I wasn't talking about China anymore, I
00:00:37 You got 1600?
00:00:38 Yes I can sing in a Acapella group. But I cant sing.
00:00:41 Does that mean that you actually got
00:00:43 Or you row crew or you invent a 25 dollar
00:00:44 Or you get into a final club.
00:00:46 Or you get into a final club, exactly.
00:00:47 You know from a womans perspective sometimes not being in an Accapella group can be a good thing.
00:00:51 This is serious.
00:00:51 Well I am admitting I do like guys who row crew.
00:00:54 I like guys who row crew.
00:00:54 Well I cant do that.
00:00:55 Im kidding.
00:00:56 Yes I
00:00:58 Have you ever tried?
00:01:00 I'm trying now.
00:01:00 To row crew?
00:01:01 To get into a final club. To row crew?
00:01:03 No. Are you, like-—whatever--delusional?
00:01:05 Sometimes,
00:01:06 Sometimes, you say two things at once and I'm not sure which one we're aiming at.
00:01:08 But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
00:01:10 NO.
00:01:11 Okay, we1l_they’re bigger than me.
00:01:12 They're world class athletes. And a
00:01:13 second ago you said you like guys who row crew
00:01:15 crew so I assumed you'd met one.
00:01:16 I guess I meant I liked the idea of it.
00:01:18 The way a girl likes cowboys.
00:01:21 Okay.
00:01:22 Can we get something to eat.
00:01:23 would you rather talk about something
00:01:24 else?
00:01:25 No, it's just that since the beginning of the conversation about finals clubs I think I may have missed a birthday.
00:01:31 There are more people in China with genius
00:01:34 IQ's than the entire population of»-
00:01:35 The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club, Roosevelt
00:01:38 Which one?
00:01:39 The Porcellian, the Porc, it's the best of the best.
00:01:41 I actually meant which Roosevelt.
00:01:42 Theodore.
00:01:44 Is it true they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party wth the next -----
00:01:48 You can see why its so important to get in.
00:01:50 Okay, well, which is the easiest one to get into?
00:01:54 Why would you ask me that?
00:01:56 I was just asking.
00:01:57 None of them thats the point
00:01:59 Our freind Eduardo made $300,000 betting on oilfutures last sumer and
00:02:03 Eduardo wont come close to gettingin. the ability to makemoney doesn't impress anybody around here.
00:02:06 Must be nice.
00:02:07 He made $300,000 in a summer?
00:02:10 He likes meteorology.
00:02:11 I thought it was oil futures.
00:02:12 you can read the weather you can
00:02:13 I think you asked me that because you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.
00:02:19 I what...
00:02:20 You asked me which one was the easiest to get into because you think that's where I have the best chance.
00:02:25 The one that's easiest to get into would be the one where anybody had the best chance.
00:02:29 You didnt ask which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest.
00:02:32 I was honestly just asking. Okay? I was asking just to ask.
00:02:36 Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
00:02:38 Erica~—
00:02:38 You're obsessed with the finals clubs. You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about this who'll prescribe
00:02:48 Final clubs.
00:02:49 Final clubs.
00:02:51 and there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.
00:02:55 Yes
00:02:56 there is.
00:02:57 Well you do-—that was cryptic—~so you do speak in code.
00:02:59 I didn't mean to be cryptic.
00:03:00 All I'm saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attentionof the clubs.
00:03:03 Why?
00:03:05 Because they“re exclusive. ' (beat) And fun and they lead to a better life.
00:03:09 You think Teddy Roosevelt got elected president because he was a member of the
00:03:12 He was a member of the Porcellian and yes he did.
00:03:14 Well why dont you concentrate on being the best you, you can be.
00:03:18 Did you really just say that
00:03:19 I was kidding
00:03:21 Im just stating the fact that, does'nt make it any less.
00:03:23 I want to be straight forward and tell you that I think you should be a lot more supportive. If I get in I'll be taking you to the EVENTS and the Gatherings and you'll be meeting people that you wouldn't normally get to meet .
00:03:34 You would do that for me?
00:03:36 Indeed
00:03:37 Okay I want to try and be straight forward with you and let you know that were not anymore
00:03:44 What is
00:03:45 Were not dating anymore, Im sorry
00:03:47 Is this a joke?
00:03:48 No, it's not.
00:03:49 You're breaking up with me?
00:03:50 You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally get to meet? What the
00:03:55 Settle down
00:03:56 What was it supposed to mean?
00:03:57 -Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink is that you used to sleep with the door guy.
00:04:01 The door guy's name is Bobby. I haven't slept with the door guy, the door guy's a
00:04:13 I'm going back to my dorm.
00:04:14 Wait is this true
00:04:15 Yes.
00:04:16 Then I apologize, okay?
00:04:17 I have to go...
00:04:18 Erica
00:04:18 Yes.
00:04:19 I'm sorry and I mean it..
00:04:20 I appreciate that but—I have to study
00:04:22 You don't have to study. Let's just talk.
00:04:24 I can't.
00:04:25 Why?
00:04:25 Because it's expausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.
00:04:28 All I meant is that you go to B.U. and so you're not likely to—~currently I wasnt making acoment on your appearance——I was saying you
00:04:35 I have to go study.
00:04:36 You don't have to study.
00:04:37 Why do you keep saying I dont have to study
00:04:38 Because you go to B.U.!
00:04:42 Do you want to get some food?
00:04:44 I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my education.
00:04:47 And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat.
00:04:48 So were even.
00:04:50 I think we should just be friends.
00:04:51 I don't want to be friends.
00:04:52 I was being polite, I had no intention ofbeing friends with you.
00:04:55 Im under some pressure right now from my OS class.
00:04:57 If we could just order some food. I think we should
00:04:59 Listen. You're going to be a very succesful computer person. But you're going to go through life
00:08:19 Erica Albrightls a bitch. You think
00:08:30 For the record, she may look like a 34C but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.False advertising.
00:08:44 The truth is she has a nice face. I need to think of something to help me take my mind off her.
00:08:48 Easy enough, except I need an idea.
00:08:56 I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
00:08:59 So what if it's not even 10PM and it's a Tuesday night?
00:09:02 The Kirkland facehook is open on my desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
00:09:08 Billy Olson's sitting here
00:09:13 Good call Mr.Olson
00:09:23 Yea, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals but I like the idea of comparing two people together. It gives the whole thing a very Turing feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit than, say, choosing_a number to
00:09:35 The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.
00:09:37 Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to have to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in.
00:09:44 Let
00:10:01 First up is Kirkland. They keep
00:10:10 Kids’ stuff.
00:10:29 Next is Elliot. They're also open but
00:10:36 Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.
00:10:39 Excellent.
00:10:40 Moving right along.
00:11:01 Lowell has some security. They require a username/password combo and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access
00:11:09 Adams has no security but limits the number of results to 20 a page­
00:11:14 All I have to is breakput the same script I used on Lowell and its done
00:11:18 Quincy has no online Facebook what a sham.
00:11:21 There is nothing I can do about that
00:11:23 Dunster is intense. Not only is there no public directory but there's no directory at all
00:11:28 You have to do searches and if your search returns more then 20 matches nothing gets returned
00:11:31 Once you do get results they dont link directly to the images, they link to a php that redirects or something
00:11:36 This maybe diffucult i,ll come back later.
00:11:42 Leverett is a little better. Its a lenghty search but you can do an empty search and gets links to pages with a precceding picture
00:11:47 Its slightly obnoxious that they let you view one picture at a time
00:11:50 And theres no way I am gonna go to 500 hundred pages, to download pics 1 at a time.
00:11:53 So its definitely necessary to break out the emacs and modify that perl script.
00:12:13 Done
00:12:16 What's going on?
00:12:17 Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient.
00:12:21 Mark
00:12:21 What up,
00:12:22 You and Erica split up?
00:12:25 How did you know that?
00:12:26 It's on your blog.
00:12:28 Oh yeah.
00:12:29 Are you alright?
00:12:30 I need you.
00:12:31 I'm here for you.
00:12:32 No, I need the algorithm you used for the oil futures.
00:12:34 Are you okay?
00:12:36 We're ranking girls.
00:12:39 You mean other STUDENTS
00:12:40 Yeah
00:12:41 You think that's such a good idea?
00:12:43 I need the algorithm?
00:12:44 I need the algorithm?
00:12:47 Give each_gir1 a base rating of 1400. At any time "Girl A" has a rating R~a and
00:12:55 When any two girls are matched up there's an expectation of which will win based on
00:12:58 Yeah
00:12:59 And Those expectations are expressed this way.
00:13:02 Let's write it.
00:13:18 The one on the left.
00:13:21 on the right.
00:13:23 the right.
00:13:24 Who should we send it to first?
00:13:25 Dwyer
00:13:26 Neal
00:13:27 Who are you gonna send it to?
00:13:28 Just a Couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to‘?
00:14:03 Hey guys check this out
00:14:07 The one on the left.
00:14:08 These girls
00:14:10 Right or Left
00:14:11 Left
00:14:14 Right or Left
00:14:16 Thats my roommate.
00:14:19 ALL On the left.
00:14:21 This isnt funny
00:14:23 Right
00:14:25 Left
00:14:27 Left
00:14:30 All night he blogged about you
00:14:34 You dont want to read this.
00:14:43 Erica is this yours.
00:14:47 I stole it from a train.
00:14:49 Get the hell out of here.
00:15:01 Thats an awful lot of traffic.
00:15:04 You think maybe we should shut it down before we get into trouble.
00:15:17 Hello
00:15:20 Wait you say
00:15:24 At 4 in the morning
00:15:25 Well there is an unusual amount of traffic which occured.
00:15:28 Your saying its unusal for 4 in the morning.
00:15:30 No this would be unusuall for half time at the superbowl.
00:15:34 Alright
00:15:38 I gotta go in.
00:15:40 Whats going on.
00:15:42 The Harvard network is about to crash.
00:15:51 You dont think.
00:15:54 I do.
00:15:56 God saves us everybody.
00:16:04 Cant connect.
00:16:06 The network.
00:16:08 Unless this a coincidence I would think this is us.
00:16:11 Its not a coincidence.
00:16:13 O shit.
00:16:18 So your called in front of the add board.
00:16:20 Thats not what happened.
00:16:21 You were'nt called in front of the administartive board.
00:16:24 No I was back at the bar with Erica Albright
00:16:26 She said all that.
00:16:27 She said all that.That I said that stuff to her.
00:16:29 I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.
00:16:31 Why wold you even need to depose her.
00:16:33 Thats really for us to decide.
00:16:34 You think if I know she could make me look like a jerk I'll be more likely to
00:16:37 Mark dont.
00:16:38 Why dont we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that.
00:16:40 Its been almost 3 hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of time embarassing Mr.Zuckerburg with the girls testimony from the bar.
00:16:47 I am not embarassed, she just made alot of that up.
00:16:49 She was under Oath.
00:16:50 I guess that would be the first time someone lied under oath
00:17:03 They got 2200 hits within 2 hours.
00:17:07 Thousands
00:17:08 What
00:17:10 22 Thousand
00:17:32 Those guys are really fast.
00:17:40 Is there anyway to make this a fair fight.
00:17:43 Jump out and swim.
00:17:45 We'd have to jump out and drown.
00:17:50 We are genectically identical we would stay in one place.
00:17:54 just row the damn boat.
00:18:03 You hear about this?
00:18:04 What
00:18:06 Two nightss ago, a sophomore choked the network with a laptop from kirkland.
00:18:10 At four am
00:18:11 He set up a website were we vote the hotness of female undergrads
00:18:15 What were we doing,that none of us heard about this
00:18:18 I do not know, 3 hour technical row before breakfast
00:18:20 full course load studying.
00:18:22 Another 3 hours in the tank then studying.
00:18:24 Im not sure how we missed it.
00:18:26 How much activity was on this thing.
00:18:27 Twenty-two thousand page requests.
00:18:30 Twenty-two thousand
00:18:31 This is half of facebook, 7 houses
00:18:34 He developed the site in 1 night and he did it while he was drunk.
00:18:36 Twenty-two thousand
00:18:38 How do you know he was drunk
00:18:39 He was blogging, while doing this.
00:18:42 Know what it think
00:18:43 Way ahead of you.
00:18:45 This is our guy.
00:18:47 Cameron Worth, WINKLEVOSS, Cameron spelt the usuall way.
00:18:53 Taylor WINKLEVOSS, Taylor spelt the usuall way. My last nameis the same as my brother
00:18:59 Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative board hearing.
00:19:02 Your being accused of intentionally breaching security Violating copyright, Violating individual privacy
00:19:09 By creating the website WWW.FACEMASH.COM
00:19:13 You also charged with being in violation of universty policy on distribution of digitsed images.
00:19:18 Before we begin with our questioning, your allowed to make a statement, Would you like to do so?
00:19:26 Uh ... ... I have already apologised in the Crimson,to the AVHW
00:19:30 To"Harvard Latino Women's Association," and to any women at harvard who might have been insulted, as I take that they were'
00:19:37 As for any charges stemming from the breach of security
00:19:39 I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
00:19:44 Im sorry
00:19:47 I dont understand.
00:19:48 Which part?
00:19:50 You deserve recognition.
00:19:52 I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
00:19:55 Scuse me may I.
00:19:58 Mr. Zuckerberg. Im in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network.
00:20:03 I can assure you of its sophistication
00:20:05 In fact it was that level of sophistication, that led us to you in less then 4 hours.
00:20:09 - Four hours?
00:20:10 Yes sir.
00:20:11 That would be impressive except if youd known what you are looking for you would seen it written on my dorm room window.
00:20:21 So six months Academic probation.
00:20:24 Wow,they had to make an example out of you.
00:20:27 They have my blog
00:20:28 I should have written nothing about the farm animals,that was stupid.
00:20:31 I was kidding for gods sake doesnt anybody have a sense of humor
00:20:34 - I tried to stop you
00:20:36 - I know
00:20:37 How do you do this thing were you manage to get all girls to hate us
00:20:41 Why do I love China:
00:20:45 OK Lets look at a sample problem
00:20:48 Suppose were given a computer a 16 bit virtual address, and a page size of 256-bytes.
00:20:54 The System uses a one level page table that starts at address 0x0400
00:20:59 Maybe you want dna on your 16-bit system who knows.
00:21:03 The first few pages are reserved for the hardware flag etc..
00:21:06 assume page table ENTRIES HAVE 8 STATUS BITS
00:21:09 Eight-bit status code will then be ...
00:21:14 Ah I see we have our first surrender
00:21:17 Dont worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men then you have tried and failed this class
00:21:21 One valid bit, One modified bit, One reference bit, 5 permission bit
00:21:28 That is correct
00:21:29 Does evrybody see how he got there
00:21:37 Mark?
00:21:39 You Mark Zuckerberg ?
00:21:41 Yes
00:21:42 I'm Calvin Winklebaum
00:21:43 HI
00:21:44 Taylor Winklebaum
00:21:45 You guys related?
00:21:47 Good, funny never heard that before.
00:21:50 What can I do for you?
00:21:51 Did I insult your girlfriends?
00:21:52 No, you did'nt
00:21:54 I dont know
00:21:54 We never asked
00:21:55 We should
00:21:56 NO
00:21:57 We have an idea we want to talk to you about?
00:22:01 Got a minute.
00:22:02 You guys Look like you guys spent some time at the gym.
00:22:05 We have to
00:22:06 why?
00:22:06 We row crew.
00:22:09 Yeah Ive gotta minute.
00:22:10 GREAT.
00:22:16 - Have you ever beeninside the PORCILE
00:22:18 NO.
00:22:18 We can not take you past the---- cause your not a member
00:22:21 That hurt.
00:22:25 - Sandwich or something?
00:22:26 - Uh OK
00:22:28 - Mark right?
00:22:29 - Yes
00:22:29 - Mark, this is Di Weiya • Narendra, our partner
00:22:32 Hi
00:22:32 Were really impressed with"Facemash"
00:22:34 We checked you out., you also built"CourseMatch"
00:22:36 What is "CourseMatch"
00:22:37 You go online and see what courses your freinds are taking.
00:22:40 Really harmless.
00:22:44 - Mark?
00:22:45 - Yeah?
00:22:45 We were talking about "CourseMatch"
00:22:48 Kind of a no brainer.
00:22:50 you --- in high school to right?
00:22:52 Asked for an MP3 player, that recognises your taste in music.
00:22:56 Any body try to buy it?
00:22:58 Microsoft
00:23:01 How much?
00:23:01 Didnt sell it, I uploaded for free.
00:23:03 - For free?
00:23:04 - Yeah
00:23:05 Why?
00:23:08 OK well we have something we have been working on for a while idea. We think its great It is called "the Harvard network"
00:23:14 You can create your own page, interests, bios, freinds
00:23:16 Then people can go online and see your bio.
00:23:18 Requests ... ...
00:23:19 Yeah How is that different then "My Space" and "Freindster"
00:23:25 Harvard. Edu
00:23:27 Were going to use the most prestigious e-mail in the country.
00:23:30 Based on the idea that girls ...
00:23:33 Girls want to only go out with guys who go to Harvard.
00:23:36 Me and my brother dont have trouble getting ...
00:23:38 Basically what were talking about is MYSPACE, FREINDSTER any of those other social networking sites.
00:23:43 Its exclusivity.
00:23:45 Right.
00:23:47 Right.
00:23:47 Yeah wed love for you to work with us Mark.
00:23:49 We need a programmer who is creative.
00:23:51 And we know who can take the initiative.
00:23:57 This could help rehabilitate your image.
00:23:59 Wow you would do that for me.
00:24:04 WE'd like to work with you.
00:24:05 Our first program graduated and went to work for Google.
00:24:08 Our second programer is overwhelmed with school work.
00:24:11 We would need you to build the site, write thwe code we will provide ...
00:24:14 Im in
00:24:17 What
00:24:19 Im in
00:24:21 Awsome
00:24:22 Thats what you said?
00:24:24 It was three or four years ago, I dont know what I said.
00:24:27 When did you come to Eduardo?
00:24:28 I dont understand that question.
00:24:30 You remeber answering in the affirmative.
00:24:33 the affirmative.
00:24:34 When I did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook.
00:24:36 It was called"TheFacebook"then.
00:24:38 This doesnt need to be that diffucult.
00:24:40 Im currently in the middle of two different lawsuits
00:24:43 Did you answer affirmatively?
00:24:44 When Taylor and Cameron Winklevoss Did in November ask you to build, "Harvard Connection,"
00:24:49 Did you say yes?
00:24:52 I said I'd help.
00:24:53 When did you approach Mr. Savarin with the idea for the FACEBOOK
00:24:57 I wouldnt say I approached him.
00:24:58 SY?
00:24:59 You can answer the question
00:25:00 At a party at ALPHA EPSILON PI.
00:25:03 Whats that
00:25:04 JewishFraternity
00:25:07 It was Caribbean night.
00:25:26 Why are guys like me generally attracted to Asian girls
00:25:29 But Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me
00:25:31 I dont know if an algorithm could find the connection to you
00:25:36 Its not that complicated there hot, there smart, they are not Jewish, they cant dance.
00:25:42 Hey Mark is here!
00:25:43 Mark
00:25:57 I think ive come up with something
00:25:59 I have to tell you something your not going to believe
00:26:01 Come on
00:26:01 I got pinched by the "Phoenix Club"
00:26:05 Are you kidding?
00:26:06 Its the first in a 4 step process
00:26:09 Send the invitation on monday
00:26:12 My first puch party tommorow
00:26:15 You got pinched by the "Phoenix
00:26:23 What did you want to talk to me about.
00:26:25 Mark you said you come up with something.
00:26:27 Yeah Ive think I come up with something.Come outside.
00:26:30 20 degrees outside
00:26:31 I cant stair at that thing NIAGRA FALLS, it has nothing to do with the Carribean
00:26:47 People came to "Facemash"-----, right?
00:26:50 It wasnt because hey saw pictures of hot girls
00:26:52 You can go anywhere on the internet and see pictures of hot girls.
00:26:54 Because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.
00:26:57 People want to go on the internet ot check out their freinds so why not build a web site that offers them freinds, pictures, profiles
00:27:03 whatever you can visit just browse around, maybe someone you just met at a party
00:27:07 Im not talking aboput a dating site.
00:27:10 Im talking about taking the entire social experience of college.
00:27:13 And putting it online.
00:27:15 Cant feel my legs.
00:27:16 I know.
00:27:17 Im totally psyched about this to Eduardo.
00:27:20 "It would be exclusive."
00:27:23 You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page like.
00:27:27 Getting pinched.
00:27:28 Thats good
00:27:29 Its like "Final Club", but were president/
00:27:32 I told him I thought it sounded great,
00:27:36 was a great idea
00:27:37 There was nothing to hack people were gonna provide their own pictures,their own information.
00:27:41 And people would have the ability to invite or not invite their freinds to join.
00:27:46 In a world were social strucrure was everything.
00:27:51 That was the thing.
00:27:52 It was a big project, and he was going to have to write 10s of thousands lines of code.
00:27:57 So I was wondering why he was coming to me and not his roomates.
00:28:00 Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes they were programmers.
00:28:03 Were gonna need a little start up cash to rent a server to get it online.
00:28:07 So that was why.
00:28:08 Did he offer terms.
00:28:10 Well split it 70/30.
00:28:12 70 for me 30 for you for putting up the 1000 dollars and for handling everything on the business end.
00:28:16 Youe CFO
00:28:17 And you said.
00:28:18 I said, "lets do it"
00:28:20 OK did he add anything else?
00:28:23 YES
00:28:27 It probably was a diversity thing
00:28:31 So what.
00:28:32 Why you think he said that?
00:28:34 Gretchen, excuse me for interupting, whos discovery is this.
00:28:36 SY, if you let me continue with my line of questioning.
00:28:39 They are suggesting that I was jealous of jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the PHOENIX
00:28:44 Were you.
00:28:45 Gretchen!
00:28:45 - Jealous of Eduardo?
00:28:46 Stop typing were all...
00:28:47 I know you've done your homework and know money is not a big part of my life.
00:28:50 But at the moment I could buy Mount Auburn street, take the PHOENIX club and turn it into my PING-PONG room.
00:28:59 I'll let you know how the party ends.
00:29:07 We recognise thatYour A plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook
00:29:11 And a witness in another.
00:29:13 Yes, sir
00:29:13 At any time in the weeks prior to Mark telling you his idea
00:29:16 Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss,Cameron Winklevoss,
00:29:22 Yes,
00:29:22 He said they asked him to work on their site.
00:29:24 But that he looked at what they had and decided it wasnt worth his time.
00:29:28 He said even his most pathetic freinds, knew about getting people interested
00:29:32 in the website
00:29:34 These guys means my clients
00:29:36 Yes
00:29:36 Yes he resented, Mark resented that
00:29:39 they your clients that he thought that he needed to rehabilitate his image after FACEMASH
00:29:43 Mark didnt want to rehabilitate anything with FACEMASH
00:29:46 Hacked into the Harvard computers, he blew his nose at the add-board.
00:29:49 He got alot of notoriety
00:29:52 Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was buliding the"TheFacebook"
00:29:57 Not at the time I wasnt
00:30:01 It really did not have much to do with the Winklevoss dating site
00:30:04 How would you know, you were'nt even there.
00:30:07 Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building the "TheFacebook"
00:30:10 He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building "the Harvard Connection
00:30:13 Conclusion not found in evidence
00:30:15 We are about to find this new evidence.
00:30:18 From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler Winklevoss November 30, 2003, I read over all the stuff you sent me RE: HARVARD CONNECTION
00:30:26 and it seems like it should'nt take to long to implement
00:30:28 so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tommorrow night
00:30:33 From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler Winklevoss December 1, 2003
00:30:38 sorry I was unreachable tonight
00:30:39 I just got about 3 of your missed calls, I was working on a problem then my system collapsed.
00:30:44 From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss December 10, 2003
00:30:49 this week has been pretty busy,between HARVARD, classes and work."
00:30:52 So I think its probably best to postpone the meeting.
00:30:55 Im also really busy tommorow
00:30:57 OK anybody else feel like there is somethin up with this guy
00:31:00 Tell him OK.
00:31:02 But we do have to make sure we all meet up before we go off for break.
00:31:05 I know, I know.
00:31:07 Yeah watch out.
00:31:39 Hey Mark...
00:31:40 I need a dedicated LINUX box
00:31:43 Its gonna cost a little more money.
00:31:45 How much more.
00:31:45 About 200 hundred more
00:31:47 Do we need it.
00:31:49 Its gotta handle the traffic.
00:31:53 Do it.
00:31:54 I already did.
00:31:59 Hey guess what
00:32:02 I made the secound cut.
00:32:05 Thats good.
00:32:06 You should be proud of that right there, dont worry if you dont make it any further.
00:32:14 I'll get out of here.
00:32:16 From Mark Zuckerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
00:32:18 and Deidre Nreanada
00:32:19 Dec 15 2003
00:32:21 I have a CS problem set that I am just getting started with and it should be about 15 hours of coding so I'll be busy tommorow night.
00:32:28 I wont really be free to meet until next wednesday afternoon/
00:32:31 I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.
00:32:34 I've basically been in the lab this whole time.
00:32:36 And I also wont be able to do staurday as I have to meet up with my parents.
00:32:45 As the plaque reads "John Harvard"
00:32:47 Founder of HARVARD UNIVERSITY
00:32:50 Some call this the statue of 3 lies.
00:32:53 What are the 3 lies?
00:32:56 MR.Dowd
00:32:57 3 lies, first.
00:33:00 Shit
00:33:01 Take yor pants off.
00:33:01 OH No
00:33:03 AH Mr.Sabourin
00:33:05 1 - Harvard was founded in 1636.
00:33:07 Not 1638
00:33:08 2 - Hravard was not founded by John Harvard.
00:33:11 3 - That is not John Harvard.
00:33:13 Who is it.
00:33:16 Freind of the scupture Daniel Chester.
00:33:19 Keep your jacket on.
00:33:24 39 days after Mr.Zucermans initial meeting with my clients.
00:33:28 And he still has'nt completed work on HARVARD CONNECTION.
00:33:31 But on Jan 11 2004
00:33:35 Mr.Zuckerburg registered the domain name the FACEBOOK, by network soloutions.
00:33:42 To the best of your Knowledge had he even begun work on HARVARD CONNECTION.
00:33:47 Not to my knowledge.
00:33:48 NO
00:33:57 Hey Cameron Im still a little sceptical that we have enough fuctionality in the site to really draw the attention
00:34:02 and to gain the criticla mass neccessary to get a site like this to run.
00:34:07 Will speak soon.
00:34:10 This is the 1st time he mentioned any problems.
00:34:13 Yes it was.
00:34:14 You sent 36 e-mails
00:34:16 To Mr.Zuckberg
00:34:17 And received 16 e-mails in return
00:34:19 And this is the 1st time he indicated he was not happy.
00:34:22 Thats correct.
00:34:22 he had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead ...
00:34:25 Do you see any of your code on Facebook,
00:34:27 Did I use any of your code?
00:34:29 You stole our whole godamn idea!
00:34:31 Fellas
00:34:32 - Hows dot com site used? - Can I continue with my deposition?
00:34:35 You know you really dont need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this
00:34:38 If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,
00:34:40 you invented FACEBOOK
00:34:43 I cant wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check
00:34:47 Bullshit
00:34:50 Lets continue
00:34:52 February 4, 2004 -
00:34:58 Mark?
00:35:00 Mark?
00:35:01 There is a girl in your art history class
00:35:04 named Stephanie • Attis, do you happen to know if she has a boyfreind
00:35:08 Have you evr seen her with anyone?
00:35:12 and if not, do you happen to know if shes going to go?
00:35:16 Dustin
00:35:19 people do not walk around with a sign on them that says im
00:35:27 Mark
00:35:55 We were suppossed to meet at nine
00:35:57 slept with in?
00:35:58 have to add a feature
00:36:00 What?
00:36:12 Should have done it its really good
00:36:15 Clean and simple
00:36:20 What are you writing?
00:36:21 Realtionship status
00:36:23 interest
00:36:25 This is what drives life at college
00:36:26 are you having sex or are'nt you
00:36:28 Its like people take certain classes
00:36:31 Do what they do ... want to have some center... you know
00:36:33 Thats what FACEBOOK is going to be about
00:36:35 their going to log on after all the cake and watermelon there is a chance
00:36:38 - Their actually Going to get laid?
00:36:40 Get girl
00:36:41 YES
00:36:41 Its really good
00:36:43 And that was it
00:36:44 And that was it
00:36:45 Its ready
00:36:45 Its ready
00:36:46 Yeah
00:36:46 right now
00:36:46 That was it
00:36:50 You made a masthead
00:36:51 Yeah
00:36:52 "Eduardo • Savarin, Co-Founder and C F O
00:36:54 Yeah
00:36:55 You have no idea what thats going to mean to my father.
00:36:57 Sure I do.
00:37:01 Lets go online?
00:37:03 Right now
00:37:05 Get your laptop out
00:37:06 Why Why do you need my laptop
00:37:08 You got emails for everybody at the "Phoenix Club"
00:37:12 I dont know
00:37:16 Im not sure if tis going to be cool that I am doing this
00:37:19 Spam
00:37:20 This is not spam
00:37:21 No I know its not spam
00:37:22 If we send to our friends, its just gonna bounce around us dorks.
00:37:25 I have'nt got in yet
00:37:26 These guys know people.
00:37:28 and i need their e-mails
00:37:31 sure
00:37:32 Good
00:37:33 Give me the mailing list
00:37:35 "Jabberwock12 @ Harvard E-D-U."
00:37:37 - These guys ... Their
00:37:39 Literary genius's
00:37:40 Their obviouis Lewis Carroll's references•
00:37:41 Their not so bad
00:37:43 I'm just saying
00:37:43 Yeah your right
00:37:52 sites live
00:37:54 Lets go get a drink and celebrate.
00:37:58 Im buying
00:38:01 Mark?
00:38:05 Mark?
00:38:05 are you praying?
00:38:20 What ever happened Cole Porter and Irving • Berlin •
00:38:23 Valentine's Day genius their love songs
00:38:25 Good point,
00:38:26 cause Cole Porter and Irving • Berlin • never wrote any love songs
00:38:31 Honey you should put your laptop away
00:38:35 Looking for some people scanning the same link?
00:38:37 ACU
00:38:38 Look at this,,somehow
00:38:40 Im really hoping its a cat that looks like Hiler
00:38:42 I could never get enough of that
00:38:51 Here?
00:38:53 WHAT?
00:39:02 Hey what is wrong
00:39:25 Hey
00:39:26 Not now
00:39:27 Need 20 minutes
00:39:29 OK, I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website
00:39:36 • Mark Zuckerberg he stole our web site
00:39:41 Its been live for more then 36 hours
00:39:48 Mr. Hotchkiss
00:39:49 lawyer, from dad
00:39:50 Im here with my brother Tylor and business partner----
00:39:53 Welcome to the "TheFacebook"
00:39:54 "TheFacebook"
00:39:55 , is an online directory to connect with different social networks
00:39:58 Must have an Harvard .EDU adress to register
00:40:01 Thats right , yes sir
00:40:01 I called earlier. Im looking for Mark Zuckerberg
00:40:04 Yes, sir he actually quoted----
00:40:06 read it to you
00:40:06 Everyone is talking alot about
00:40:09 Meaning what
00:40:10 I think its knd of silly that it would take the universty a couple of years to get around to it
00:40:14 I can do a classier job then they can
00:40:16 and I gave
00:40:20 As of yesterday evening"Zuckerberg said that over 650 students registered to use the Facebook.com,
00:40:26 He said that he anticipated 900 would join by this morning
00:40:29 Yes,he was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the 1st day
00:40:33 God If I was a drug dealer, I could not give free drugs to 650 people in a day
00:40:37 This guy doesnt have 3 freinds to rub together
00:40:39 to make a fourth
00:40:40 Allright yes thts what well do Mr.Hotchkiss
00:40:42 well put it all together and well e-mail it to you
00:40:44 You wont be able to go on the web site yourself
00:40:47 Because you dont have a ... Harvard ...
00:40:49 You know it would just be easier for us to email it to you
00:40:52 Im sure You're right, he is a good guy and hes very bright and Im sure he didnt mean to...
00:40:56 WOW
00:40:57 What he did
00:40:59 Well thank you very much and dad...
00:41:02 Id like to
00:41:03 This is a good guy?
00:41:04 We dont know that hes not a good guy
00:41:05 We know he stole our idea
00:41:06 We know lied to our faces ...
00:41:07 for a month and a half ...
00:41:08 NO..He never lied to our face
00:41:09 OK he never saw our faces fine. he lied through our e-mail accounts
00:41:12 And he gave himself a 42 day head start
00:41:14 Because he knows and apparently you dont
00:41:16 Which is that getting there first is everything
00:41:17 Im a competitve racer dave I dont think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first
00:41:21 THANK-YOU
00:41:22 ALL RIGHT
00:41:22 That was your father's lawyer?
00:41:24 He is our counsel
00:41:25 He is going to look at all this and if he thinks its appropriate, hes going to send a cease and desist letter
00:41:28 Whats that gonna do
00:41:28 What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
00:41:30 No, I want to hire the SOPRANOS to beat the shit out of him with a hammer
00:41:33 - We dont have to do that
00:41:34 Thats right
00:41:35 We can do that ourselves
00:41:36 I m 6.5 220 and theres 2 of us
00:41:38 Well whatever Im saying lets calm down until we know what were talking about
00:41:42 How much more information are you waiting for
00:41:44 We met with Mark 3 times, we exchanged 52 e-mails
00:41:47 we can prove that he looked at the code
00:41:48 What is that on the bottom of the page
00:41:50 Mark Zuckerberg production
00:41:51 On the home page?
00:41:52 On every page.
00:41:57 They wrote Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy option would help restore his reputation following student out rage over Facemash.com outrage committed after
00:42:05 Exactly what we said to him
00:42:06 - Hes giving us the finger in the Crimson
00:42:09 While we are waiting for dads lawyer to look this stuff over we can get something going in the paper
00:42:12 NO
00:42:13 People know that this is in dispute
00:42:15 Were not starting a knife fight in the Crimson
00:42:17 Were not suing
00:42:19 Why not
00:42:22 Again Why not
00:42:25 Hes gonna say stupid
00:42:27 Me?
00:42:29 Say it, why not?
00:42:31 Because we are gentlemen of Harvard
00:42:33 This is Harvard, were you dont plant stories, and you dont sue people
00:42:38 You thought he was goona be the only one that thought that was stupid?
00:42:41 During the time when you say you had this idea
00:42:45 Did you know Tylor and Cameron, came for a family of means?
00:42:49 A Family of means?
00:42:50 Did you know their father was wealthy?
00:42:53 I not sure why your asking me that
00:42:55 Its not important that you be sure why I am asking
00:42:57 Not important to you
00:42:58 CY
00:43:00 Did you know that they came from money?
00:43:02 I had no idea weather they came from money or not
00:43:04 In one of your lead ups Mr. Narendra, you refernced Howard Winklevoss consulting firm
00:43:10 If you say so
00:43:11 Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions
00:43:14 You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members of the Harvard finals club called THE PERCILLE
00:43:20 You pointed that out
00:43:21 Excuse us for inviting you in
00:43:22 To the bike room
00:43:24 So its safe to say that you were aware that my clients had money
00:43:29 YES
00:43:30 Let me tell you why I am asking,
00:43:34 for an internet venture you didnt ask my clients for
00:43:36 they had demnstrated an interest inthat kind of thing.
00:43:39 I asked my best friend for the money because thats who I wanted to be partners with
00:43:42 Eduardo was the President of the Harvard Investers Association, and he was also my best friend
00:43:48 Your best friendis suing you for six hundred million dollars
00:43:52 I didnt know that tell me more
00:43:54 Eduardo,what happened after the initial launch?
00:43:56 Im Sorry CY, would you mind adrssing him as Mr. Savarin?
00:43:59 Gretchen their best freinds
00:44:00 Not anymore
00:44:00 We already went through this never mind ...
00:44:03 Mr. Savarin, what happened after the initial launch
00:44:05 It exploded
00:44:06 Every body on Campus Facebook me has become a common expression
00:44:13 And ah Mark?
00:44:14 And Mark was the biggest thing on campus?
00:44:16 That included 19 Nobel laureates and 15 Pulitzer Prize winners
00:44:19 Two future Olympians,and a movie star
00:44:23 Who is the movie star?
00:44:24 Doesnt matter?
00:45:12 Mark
00:45:13 Your friend, is Mark Zuckerberg ?
00:45:15 Yeah
00:45:16 He made the"Facebook"?
00:45:18 Yeah
00:45:23 Cool. I am a Christy, this is Alice
00:45:28 Nice to meet you
00:45:30 maybe we can go out get a drink
00:45:34 Yeah Certainly,
00:45:44 Because, first, she said on the Facebook to find her. The second is that we can all go out for a drink
00:45:47 This is so great
00:45:48 For 2 reasons
00:45:49 1 cause she likes FACEBOOK and the other
00:45:51 They want to have drinks later
00:45:52 Have you ever heard so many good things packed into one regular sized sentence
00:45:56 Excuse me,Mark?
00:45:58 Yeah
00:45:59 I am Stewart • Singer im in your OS class
00:46:02 SURE
00:46:03 Awsome job with the Facebook
00:46:04 Awsome
00:46:06 Thanks
00:46:06 I'm Bob
00:46:08 How are you doing?
00:46:08 You know, I can swear he was looking at you
00:46:10 When he said "the next Bill Gates could be right in this room
00:46:13 I doubt it
00:46:14 I showed up late I didnt even know who the speaker was
00:46:19 Bill Gates
00:46:21 Shit that makes sense
00:46:24 allright thanks guys
00:46:29 You want to walk
00:46:40 What were their names?
00:46:41 You hear what I just said?
00:46:42 What
00:46:43 I said its time to modify the site
00:46:46 What does that mean?
00:46:47 It means, its time for the web site generate revenue
00:46:50 I know the word, I am asking is how you want to do it
00:46:54 - Advertising
00:46:54 NO
00:46:56 Well we got 4000 members
00:46:58 Because Facebook is a cool
00:46:59 And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew
00:47:02 Well I wasnt thinking mountain DEW Mountain Dew, but
00:47:03 but at some point I am talking as the business end of the company
00:47:06 We dont even know what it is yet
00:47:09 what it is
00:47:10 We dont know what it can be, We dont know what it will be,
00:47:14 that is a priceless asset Im not giving up
00:47:17 So when will it be finished
00:47:17 It wont be finished
00:47:18 Thats the point, the way fashion never finishes
00:47:21 fashion
00:47:21 fashion is never finished
00:47:22 Your talking about fashion?
00:47:24 I m talking about the idea and Im saying that its never finished
00:47:27 OK they manage to make money selling pantsl
00:47:32 Mark, What is this?
00:47:33 A what
00:47:34 This
00:47:35 Its called a Cease and Desist letter?
00:47:36 What were their names
00:47:37 Who
00:47:38 the Girls
00:47:38 When did you get this?
00:47:39 About ten days ago,right after we launched the site.
00:47:43 Hey, the girls
00:47:43 What were their name?
00:47:44 It says the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their ideas
00:47:47 I find that to be a little more then mildly annoying
00:47:49 They find it to be intellectual property theft
00:47:53 Why didnt you show this to me?
00:47:55 It was adressed to me
00:47:55 Their saying we stole the Facebook
00:47:59 I know what it says
00:48:00 Did we
00:48:01 Did we what
00:48:02 Dont screw around with me now
00:48:03 Look at me
00:48:04 The letter said we could face legal action
00:48:06 No, it says I could face legal action
00:48:08 This from a lawyer, Mark, they must feel they have some grounds
00:48:10 The Lawyer is their fathers house counsel
00:48:12 Do they have grounds?
00:48:13 The grounds are our thing is cool, and popular, and"Harvard Connection" is lame
00:48:16 Euardo I didnt use any of their code I promiise I didnt use anything
00:48:20 Look a guy who builds a nice chair doesnt owe money to everyone whos ever built a a chair
00:48:23 Look they came to me with an idea...I had a better one.
00:48:25 Why dont you show me this letter?
00:48:26 I didnt think it was a big deal
00:48:32 Is there something wrong
00:48:34 If theres ever anything wrong
00:48:37 You can tell me
00:48:39 Im the guy that wants to help
00:48:40 This is our thing
00:48:41 Now is there anything you need to tell me?
00:48:45 No
00:48:49 What are we doing about this?
00:48:51 I went to 3L Student Legal Services, and they told me to write them back
00:48:55 And what did you say?
00:48:56 When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site.
00:48:59 were it stood with grpahics, how much programming was left that I had not anticipated.
00:49:03 lack of hardware , we had website use and promotion and the to go on to successfuly launch the web site.
00:49:08 This is your first time to you raised any of those concerns right
00:49:12 I raised concerns before
00:49:14 BULLSHIT
00:49:15 that's all gentlemen
00:49:16 Im talking about the metting in January to which this letter is refering
00:49:20 Yeah
00:49:20 Let me rephrase this
00:49:22 You sent my client sent 16 emails
00:49:25 The first 15, you didnt raise any concerns
00:49:28 Is that a question?
00:49:29 In the 16th email you raised concerns about site functionality
00:49:32 Were you leading them on for six weeks
00:49:35 No
00:49:35 Then why didnt you raise any of these concerns before ...
00:49:38 Its raining
00:49:39 Im sorry
00:49:40 It just started Raining
00:49:41 Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention
00:49:46 No
00:49:48 Do you think I deserve it?
00:49:50 What
00:49:50 Do you think I deserve your full attention
00:49:54 I had to swear an oath before I began this deposition and I dont want to perjure myself
00:49:57 so I have a legal obligation to say no
00:50:00 OK no
00:50:01 You dont think I deserve your attention
00:50:03 I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders
00:50:05 and call themselves tall, they have a right to
00:50:07 but there is no requirement that I enjoy sitting here, listening to people lie.
00:50:11 You have part of my attention you have the minimum amount.
00:50:15 The rest of my attention is back at the offices of FACEBOOK
00:50:18 Were my colleagues and I are doing thing that no one in this room including and especially your clients
00:50:21 are intellectually or creatively capable of doing
00:50:25 Does that adequately answer your condascending question?
00:50:36 I have 12:45, why dont we say thats lunch
00:50:41 Back at Two thirty
00:50:44 So, What' were their names
00:50:47 Their names were Christie and Alice
00:50:52 And they want to have drinks tonight
00:51:45 Hey man sorry, a couple of girls are freshening up in there
00:51:51 OK
00:51:56 We GOT A QUICKIE
00:52:07 I'll be right back
00:52:08 Where are you going?
00:52:15 Erica?
00:52:18 Hi
00:52:19 I saw you from over there, I did'nt know you came to this pub
00:52:22 first time
00:52:22 Mine too, can I talk to you alone for a secound?
00:52:27 I think Im good right here
00:52:28 I just
00:52:30 I love to talk to you alone
00:52:31 If we could talk outside
00:52:32 Right here is fine
00:52:34 I dont know if you heard about this new website I launched?
00:52:36 No
00:52:38 The Facebook?
00:52:39 You called me bitch on the Internet, Mark
00:52:41 Thats why I wanted to talk to you
00:52:43 On the Internet
00:52:44 That is why I came over
00:52:45 Comparing women to farm animals?
00:52:47 I did'nt end up doing that
00:52:49 Did'nt stop you from writing it.
00:52:50 Its as if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever
00:52:53 It would be a crime for it not to be shared
00:52:57 The internets not written in pencil Mark
00:52:59 Its written in ink
00:53:00 And you published "Erika • Albright" is a bitch
00:53:02 Right before you made an ignorant crack about my families name
00:53:06 And Bra size,then rated women based on their flattness
00:53:09 Erica is there a problem
00:53:11 No theres no problem
00:53:13 You right your snyde bullshit in a dark room
00:53:15 because thats what you need now a days
00:53:19 It was nice to see you
00:53:20 Dont torture me for it
00:53:22 If we could just go somewhere for a minute
00:53:23 I do not want to be rude to my friends
00:53:28 OK
00:53:30 Good luck with your video games
00:53:32 Yeah that was great, that was the right thing to do you apologised right
00:53:39 We have to expand
00:53:41 Tommorow
00:53:44 Is he mad about something
00:53:47 OK we are expanding to to Yale and Columbia
00:53:49 Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me Chris, you are in charge of publicity and outreach
00:53:52 and you can start by getting us a story in the BSU newspaper
00:53:55 The Bridge
00:53:55 They hate doing stories about Harvard
00:53:57 Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major tell him
00:54:00 Mark Zuckerberg will do ten hours of free programming
00:54:01 Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?
00:54:03 Because I do
00:54:04 Now heres the arrangement
00:54:05 Eduardo is CFO, owns 30% of the company
00:54:07 Dustin is a vice president and head of programming ,and his 5% of the company will come from my end
00:54:11 Chris is director of publicity, and his compenstaion will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing
00:54:16 Any Questions?
00:54:16 Who are these girls?
00:54:18 Sorry, they are Christie and Alice
00:54:20 HI
00:54:21 HI
00:54:21 HELLO
00:54:22 HI
00:54:23 Is there anything we can do
00:54:25 No
00:54:26 Nothing
00:54:26 Yale and Columbia
00:54:27 - And Stanford
00:54:29 What?
00:54:30 Stanford
00:54:31 It is time for them to see us from PAOLO ALTO
00:54:39 you dont want any lunch?
00:54:41 No
00:54:42 Your welcome to some salad,
00:54:44 No, thank you
00:54:52 This must be hard
00:54:55 Who are you
00:54:56 I'm Marilyn • Delpei,I introduced myself
00:54:58 I mean what do you do?
00:55:00 I am a secoud year associate at the firm
00:55:02 My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition case
00:55:06 What are you doing?
00:55:08 Checking to see how its going in Bosnia
00:55:11 Bosnia
00:55:12 Ther are enough Road but they are on Facebook?
00:55:20 You must really hate the Winklevoss's?
00:55:24 I dont hate anybody
00:55:26 The Winklevai are suing me for intellectual property theft
00:55:30 Their suing me because for the first time in their lives
00:55:32 Things did'nt work ou the way they were supposed to for them
00:55:42 He is expanding
00:55:45 What?
00:55:45 Yale, Columbia and Stanford, its gonna be in the Cromson tommorow
00:55:48 Really
00:55:49 Yeah
00:55:49 Well it looked like the cease and desist order really scared the shit out of him huh
00:55:53 - I want to hire a lawyer to file for injuctif realeasing it, the site taken down now.
00:55:56 Every minute the site is up HARVARD CONNECTION becomes less valuable
00:55:59 I want an injuction I want damages I want punitive release
00:56:02 I want him dead
00:56:03 Yeah I want those thigns to
00:56:04 Then why are'nt we doing anything about it
00:56:05 Because we are a gentleman at Harvard?
00:56:07 Because your not thinking about how its gonna look
00:56:08 hows it gonna look
00:56:09 Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the karate kid around a high school gym
00:56:13 Cam
00:56:15 He has violated Maasachusets state law
00:56:17 He goes to Connecticut, New York and to California he will have violated federal law
00:56:20 By the way hes in violation of Harvard law
00:56:23 Theres no such thing as HARVARD law
00:56:25 YEAH
00:56:26 HThere is
00:56:32 Harvard student hand book
00:56:33 Every freshman is issued one of these
00:56:35 Some where in this book it says you cant steal from another student
00:56:39 This is what we need
00:56:41 You cant get a meeting with Larry Summers
00:56:44 My brother and I we pay tuition at this school
00:56:45 We carry a 3.9 GPA
00:56:47 We won trophys for this school
00:56:49 and well be rowing in the Olympics for this school
00:56:51 I want a meeting with the godamn president of this school
00:56:55 Why STANFORD
00:56:56 Why do you think
00:57:04 Im late for BIO-CHEM
00:57:07 OK
00:57:11 You dont know my name do you
00:57:13 Is it Stanford
00:57:15 I should just kick your ass
00:57:17 How do you go to a party
00:57:18 Amelia Ritter
00:57:20 but you prefer Amy
00:57:21 Your from Olinda
00:57:22 Your fathers in commercial real estate and your mothers never sober
00:57:26 Whats my major
00:57:27 Trombone
00:57:29 really
00:57:29 I dont know theres something about a trombone
00:57:36 French
00:57:37 Your majors French
00:57:39 I dint have oneMine
00:57:40 I dont have one
00:57:41 Not picking a major?
00:57:43 I dont go to school
00:57:44 Your kidding
00:57:45 NO
00:57:47 Where did you go to school?
00:57:49 William Taft Elementary
00:57:50 For a little while
00:57:52 Seriously
00:57:53 Your not like 15 years old or anything are you?
00:57:58 Your not like 15 are you?
00:57:59 no
00:58:02 So what do you do?
00:58:04 I am an entrepreneur
00:58:06 Your unemployed
00:58:08 I would'nt say that
00:58:09 What would you say
00:58:10 That Im an entrepreneur
00:58:11 Well then what was your entrepreneur
00:58:13 Well I founded an Interent company that lets folks download and share music for free
00:58:18 Kind of like Napster?
00:58:19 Exactly like Napster?
00:58:21 What do you mean?
00:58:22 I founded Napster
00:58:24 Sean Parker founded Napster
00:58:26 Nice to meet you
00:58:27 Your Sean Parker?
00:58:28 UH HUH you see the shoes on the other.
00:58:31 foot
00:58:32 table
00:58:34 I just slept with Sean • Parker?
00:58:36 You just slept on Sean • Parker?
00:58:38 Your a billionaire
00:58:39 not technically
00:58:40 What are you
00:58:42 broke
00:58:43 Thers not a lot of money in free music and even less if your being sued by anyone whos won a grammy
00:58:48 This is blowing my mind
00:58:49 I appreciate that
00:58:50 I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class
00:58:53 Even though your a french major whos name is amy
00:58:58 Im a hard worker
00:59:01 Theres juice theres anything else you can find, help yourself
00:59:05 Mind if I check my e-mail
00:59:06 Yeah go ahead
00:59:18 AMY
00:59:22 AMY
00:59:24 Can you come out here
00:59:25 Just a secound
00:59:30 There a snake in here, Amy
00:59:32 What?
00:59:35 Where
00:59:36 OK there is no snake but I need to ask you something
00:59:38 Are you kidding me I could have been killed
00:59:40 How
00:59:41 By
00:59:41 Running too fast
00:59:42 And getting twisted in the curtain
00:59:45 What do you need to ask me?
00:59:46 I went to check my e-mail and theres a website open on your computer
00:59:50 Yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for abit
00:59:54 Whats that?
00:59:55 The Facebook?
00:59:56 STANFORD'S had it for like 2 weeks now
00:59:59 Its really awsome, freakishly addictive
01:00:02 seriously Im on the thing like 5 times a day
01:00:05 Mind if I send myself an e-mail
01:00:06 Yeah is everything okay
01:00:08 Everythings great
01:00:11 I just need to find you Mark Zuckerberg
01:00:19 Ever been in this building before
01:00:20 This buildings a hundred years older then the country its in.
01:00:23 So do be careful
01:00:26 Were sitting in chairs
01:00:29 YES
01:00:31 Very good
01:00:32 You can go in now
01:00:45 Catherine, Ive got students now,
01:00:47 students
01:00:48 undergrads
01:00:50 dont know,from the looks of it they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers suit
01:00:55 Good morning
01:00:56 Good morning, sir
01:00:57 I'm Cameron • Winklevoss, this is my brother Tyle
01:00:58 Are you here because?
01:01:03 I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter
01:01:05 read the letter
01:01:06 well
01:01:06 we came up with an idea for a website called "Harvard Connection"
01:01:09 we've since changed the name to CONNECTU
01:01:11 • and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea and
01:01:13 I understand
01:01:14 and Im asking what you want me to do about it?
01:01:16 Well sir
01:01:18 In the HARVARD student handbook which is distributed to each freshman
01:01:21 Under the heading standars of conduct in the HARVARD comunity
01:01:23 it says the college expects all the students to be honest
01:01:26 and forthcoming in their dealings with members in the community
01:01:29 stundents are required to respect public and private ownership
01:01:32 and instances of theft, missappropriation
01:01:35 - Anne?
01:01:35 Yes sir?
01:01:36 punch me in the face, go ahead
01:01:41 or
01:01:42 or unauthorised use will result in
01:01:43 disciplinary action
01:01:45 including required withdrawl from the college
01:01:47 you memorised that instead of doing what
01:01:49 what my brother came and
01:01:51 I came here to ask you respectfully
01:01:53 Sir its against university rules to steal from other students
01:01:55 plain and simple
01:01:56 have you spoken to your housemaster
01:01:57 yes sir
01:01:58 and the housemaster made a recommendation to the AD BOARD but the ADBOARD wont hear us
01:02:01 have you tried dealing with the other student directly
01:02:03 Mr Zuckerburg hasnt been responding to any of our e-mails and phone calls for the last 2 weeks
01:02:07 he doesnt answer when we knock on his door at KIRKLAND
01:02:09 and the closest Ive come to dealing with him face to face
01:02:11 when I saw him on the quad and chased him through HARVARD SQUARE
01:02:14 chased him
01:02:14 I I I saw him and I know he saw me, I went after him
01:02:17 and he disapeaared
01:02:18 I dont see this as a universty issue
01:02:20 Of course its a a universty issue
01:02:22 theres a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both
01:02:24 you entered into a code of ethics with the university
01:02:27 im sorry president summersnot with each other
01:02:28 im sorry president summers what you just said makes no sense to me at all
01:02:32 Im devestated by that
01:02:33 What my brother means is
01:02:34 Mark Zuckerburg walked into our dorm room and stole our computer
01:02:37 that would be a universty issue
01:02:38 I dont know this office doent handle petty larceny
01:02:41 this isnt petty larceny
01:02:42 this idea is potentialy worth millions of dollars
01:02:44 millions
01:02:45 yes
01:02:45 you might just be letting your imaginations run away with you
01:02:48 sir
01:02:49 I honestly dont think your in any position to make that call
01:02:51 I was the US Treasury secretary
01:02:53 Im in some position to make that call
01:02:55 "Letting our imagnations run away with us "
01:02:57 Is exactly what we were told to do in your Freshaman address?
01:02:59 well then I would suggest that you let your imaginations
01:03:02 run away with you on a new project
01:03:03 you would
01:03:04 everyone at HARVARD is inventing something
01:03:06 HARVARD undergarduates believe that inventing a job is better then finding a job is better then finding a job
01:03:11 So I suggest again that the 2 of you come up with a new new project
01:03:14 I'm sorry, sir. But thats not the poin
01:03:16 Please
01:03:17 come right at the point
01:03:18 you dont have to be a intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong
01:03:22 your saying that I dont
01:03:23 of course I am not saying that sir
01:03:24 Im saying that
01:03:25 really
01:03:26 sir
01:03:27 Ann
01:03:28 how did I get this appointment
01:03:29 Colleagues of their father
01:03:32 Let me tell you something, Mr. Winkle Voss ,Mr WinkleVoss
01:03:35 since your on the subject of right and wrong
01:03:37 This action, this meeting
01:03:39 The 2 of you being here, is wrong
01:03:42 Its not worthy of Harvard,
01:03:43 Its not what Harvard saw in you
01:03:45 You dont get special treatment
01:03:48 We never asked ...
01:03:49 Wai ...Wai..start another project
01:03:50 Like were amking a diorama for a science fair
01:03:53 If you have a problem with that Mr WinkleVoss
01:03:54 We never asked for special treatment
01:03:55 The courts allways at your disposal
01:03:58 Is there anything else I can do for you
01:04:00 TY
01:04:02 Thank you very much for your time
01:04:10 OOPPPS
01:04:11 I broka a 335 year old door knob
01:04:15 Eduardo, spring break you and Mr Zuckerburg took a trip to Newe York
01:04:18 Yes
01:04:19 What was the purpose of the trip
01:04:21 Well as CFO
01:04:23 I set up some meetings with potential advertisers
01:04:26 who paid for the trip
01:04:27 It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I set up a few months earlier
01:04:30 at this point your thousand dollars was the only money that had been put into the company
01:04:34 YES
01:04:34 How did you feel the meetings went
01:04:37 went terribly
01:04:38 why
01:04:39 Mark was asleep
01:04:41 I was not asleep
01:04:42 can I repharse my answer
01:04:44 I wish he was asleep
01:04:49 so were at 29 schools now with over 75000 members
01:04:53 People who go on the Facebook tend stay on longer then almost any other web site now heres the most impressive statistc
01:04:58 91% of the people who try it once come back, Now if you'll allow me
01:05:02 Excuse me one secound
01:05:03 What sound are you making, is that like a tick
01:05:09 Was'nt a tick
01:05:11 Was
01:05:13 Like throttle sound
01:05:15 Almost a gag reflex
01:05:19 What is this ... ...
01:05:20 There was 1 more meeting scheduled for the New York
01:05:23 YES
01:05:24 It was a dinner
01:05:25 It was setup through my girlfreind at the time
01:05:26 Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting
01:05:30 YES
01:05:31 VERY
01:05:32 Their not gonna card us here right
01:05:34 Look around
01:05:35 Dont be embarrsed
01:05:36 Tell him their not gonna card us
01:05:38 their not gonna card us
01:05:39 Mark
01:05:39 Are you gonna talk about adds again
01:05:41 Unless your the BALLET THEATRE of HARTFORD, the purpose of business is to make a profit
01:05:45 It is'nt a business yet
01:05:46 Thats tough.
01:05:47 Its not tough for me , Its my job
01:05:49 Never mind
01:05:53 25 minutes late
01:05:54 He started Napster, when he was 19
01:05:56 He can be late
01:05:57 He is not a God
01:05:58 What is he?
01:05:59 Hes 25 minutes late
01:06:00 I think your just jealous
01:06:02 I honestly was'nt jealous
01:06:04 I was nervous
01:06:05 why
01:06:06 I did'nt know him at all
01:06:07 But I had done a search and asked around and he
01:06:11 He struck me as a kind of an....
01:06:15 WILDCARD
01:06:16 WHAT
01:06:17 He crashed out of 2 pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion and hes got a reputation with drugs
01:06:23 He also founded the companies
01:06:24 We dont need him
01:06:27 Hes here
01:06:37 - Im Sean • Parker
01:06:37 How do you do
01:06:38 You must be Eduardo
01:06:39 and Christy, and Mark
01:06:41 Nice to meet you
01:06:43 You guys dont have anything in front of you
01:06:44 no
01:06:45 TORI
01:06:47 HeY, baby boy
01:06:47 Could you bring out somethngs,
01:06:51 Tuna tartar , and the lobster claws, that'll get us started
01:06:54 Christie
01:06:55 what do you like to drink
01:06:57 An Appletini
01:06:59 great
01:07:00 4 of those
01:07:01 From that point on it was a Shauathon
01:07:13 The question was what did you talk about
01:07:27 He took through his episode with NAPSTER
01:07:29 I did'nt want to spend my 20's as a professinal defender
01:07:32 Who knew that in the begining of 2003--
01:07:35 They tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties but I guess to them that was a little like
01:07:42 Selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas
01:07:44 So we said screw it
01:07:46 and declared bankruptcy
01:07:47 You made a name for yourself
01:07:48 And you are dry
01:07:49 TORY
01:07:51 and then he went on to his secound business venture
01:07:54 which was an online rolodex that he got thrown out of by his equity
01:07:58 and I wanted to do it nicely, I put on a tie and shined my shoes, but nobody wanted to take orders from a kid
01:08:03 So let me tell you what happened to a 20 year old the top of the DOT-COM
01:08:07 Im not a psychiatrist
01:08:08 We got that on the record
01:08:10 Your not a psychiatrist, but what
01:08:12 a psychiatrist, would say that he was paranoid
01:08:15 They hired private detective who followed me day and night
01:08:17 There were targets for high priced escorts
01:08:20 I cant prove it but I know they tapped my phone
01:08:22 So I figured Im gonna trip you up whos done all this
01:08:25 Private behaviour is a relic of times gone by
01:08:28 and somehow,someway you've managed to live your life like the DALI LAMA but
01:08:30 but make shit up because
01:08:32 they dont want you they want your idea
01:08:34 and they want you to say thank you while
01:08:37 excuse me
01:08:38 wipe your chin and walk away
01:08:39 what happened to you
01:08:41 and delusional
01:08:43 YES
01:08:44 WHAT
01:08:44 There'll be payback in case I bought down the record companies with NAPSTER and retribution for PLEXOR to
01:08:49 You did'nt bring down the record companies
01:08:52 Name 1
01:08:53 In court
01:08:54 YEAH
01:08:55 You want to buy TOWER RECORD Eduardo
01:09:00 He told story after story about
01:09:02 life in SILICON VALLEY, parties at STANFORD
01:09:05 down in LA freinds who become Millionaires--
01:09:08 but mostly how Mark had to he had to come to California...
01:09:13 and then he cut around to FACEBOOK
01:09:16 So tell me about your progress
01:09:18 well were in 29 schools now
01:09:20 we got over 75000 members
01:09:22 tell me about the strategy your using
01:09:23 OK
01:09:24 For intance we wanted BAYLOR in Texas but BAYLOR already had a social network on campus so
01:09:28 instead of going right after them we made a list of every school within a hundred miles
01:09:32 Put the FACEBOOK on those capuses first
01:09:33 Pretty soon all the BAYLOR kids were seeing their freinds on our site and we were in
01:09:36 Its called the little bighorn, its smart Mark
01:09:37 Thanks that was mine
01:09:38 Hey you know what settle an arguement for us
01:09:40 I say its time to start making money through the FACEBOOK
01:09:43 but Mark does'nt want to advertise
01:09:44 whos right
01:09:46 well neither of you yet
01:09:48 The FACEBOOK is cool thats what its got going for it
01:09:51 you dont want to ruin it with adds, because adds are'nt cool
01:09:53 Exactly
01:09:54 Its like your throwing the greatest party on campus
01:09:55 and someone saying its gotta be over by 11
01:09:58 you dont even know what the thing is yet
01:10:00 How big it can get, How far it can go
01:10:02 This is no time to put your chips down
01:10:04 A million dollars isnt cool, you know whats cool
01:10:06 YOU
01:10:10 A Billion dollars
01:10:15 It shut everybody up
01:10:17 and thats were your headed
01:10:18 a billion dollar evaluation
01:10:21 unless you take bad advice in which case you might as well have come up with a cahin of very succesful Yogurt shops
01:10:26 when you go fishing you can catch alot of fish
01:10:28 or you can catch a big fish
01:10:29 You ever walk into a den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout
01:10:33 No hes holding a 3000 pound marlin
01:10:35 YEP
01:10:35 Thats a good analogy
01:10:36 OK we all know that Marlins dont really wegh 300 pounds right
01:10:39 Have you seen the big ones up close
01:10:40 No I have'nt
01:10:43 that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy
01:10:45 I think you might be getting away from the point
01:10:47 I dont have a dog in this fight, I just came to say HI
01:10:52 He owned Mark after that dinner
01:10:54 He picked up the check and he told Mark that they would talk together soon
01:10:57 and he was gone,but not before he made his biggest contribution to the company
01:11:04 Drop the "THE"just FACEBOOK
01:11:23 Thats gotta be some kind of landspeed record for talking
01:11:26 You want to end the party at 11
01:11:29 Im trying to pay for the party
01:11:30 there wont be a party
01:11:31 unless its cool
01:11:35 Yeah sure lets drop the"THE"
01:11:36 I meant catching the Marlin instead of 14 trout
01:11:40 does'nt that sound good
01:11:41 If your a trout
01:11:43 Im going to enter this into the record, incorporation papers for FACEBOOK and their also registered in Florida
01:11:48 why Florida
01:11:49 Well thats were my familiy lives
01:11:51 and ask the respondents to stipulate that the articles of incorporation state the ownership as follows
01:11:54 65% for Mark Zuckberg,30% for Edurdo Severin and 5% for Dustin Markovitz
01:12:01 I'll stipulate
01:12:01 and that was April13th 2004
01:12:04 You can Mark it
01:12:04 Do you have anything here
01:12:06 Yes thank-you
01:12:07 Mr.Saverin have you ever done anything that might be considered as legitimate grounds for termination
01:12:15 NO
01:12:16 You've never did anything to embarass the company or even seriously jeapordise it
01:12:21 NO
01:12:22 NO
01:12:27 NO
01:12:27 You were accused of Animal cruelty
01:12:33 You were'nt
01:12:34 This is not happenning
01:12:35 Well I have here an article from the Crimson
01:12:38 JESUS CHRIST
01:12:39 I cant have this Eduardo
01:12:41 Oh come on man, this is bullshit it another club playing a prank
01:12:45 I'd gotten into the PHOENIX
01:12:48 as as part of my initiation I had to for 1 week carry with me at all times, and take care of a chicken
01:12:54 They identified you as 1 of the founders of FACEBOOK Jr Eduardo Severin
01:12:59 Im not the expert but I think torturing animals was bad for business
01:13:02 I did not torture the chicken,I dont torture chickens
01:13:06 are you crazy
01:13:07 no now settle down please
01:13:09 I have here an article from the CRIMSON
01:13:11 This is scathing
01:13:12 956
01:13:13 I was having dinner at the KIRKLAND dining hall, with Mark and I had the chicken with me, cause I had to have the chicken with me at all times
01:13:20 This is College
01:13:21 Somebody is going to have to answer for this
01:13:22 969
01:13:23 The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, so I had to feed my chicken, so wha..I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken
01:13:32 Someone must have seen cause the next thing I knew, I was accused of forced cannabilism
01:13:36 I did'nt know
01:13:38 you could'nt do that
01:13:39 I dealt with various animal rights groups
01:13:41 I dealt with the associate dean at the college
01:13:44 this was all resolved
01:13:46 988
01:13:47 Someone from the Fly or the Porc must have reported it, for all I know it was the WinkleVoss's
01:13:51 allright lets just forget about it
01:13:53 This is absurd
01:13:54 Im being accused of animal cruelty
01:13:56 next i'll be accused of necrophelia
01:13:58 It is better to be accused of necrophelia
01:13:59 Im gonna have to explain this to my father ,Im goonna have to explain this to everybody
01:14:03 what is happenning on that
01:14:04 I have my final coming up for "Post War and Contemporary Art" and I havent been to class
01:14:07 Im supposed to write about those 4 paintings
01:14:09 Thats a FACEBOOK PAGE
01:14:10 YEAH
01:14:10 I put it under an ALIAS
01:14:12 I posted the paintings and asked people to comment.
01:14:16 Was Mr Zuckberg cheating on his final exam
01:14:19 I.d rather not answer that question
01:14:20 and why not
01:14:21 cause Im not suing him for cheating on his final exam
01:14:24 Thats not what freinds do
01:14:26 well you just told us he was cheating
01:14:29 OOPPS
01:14:32 You told your lawyer I was torturing animals
01:14:34 No he did'nt tell us about it at all our litigators are capable of finding a CRIMSON article
01:14:38 In fact when we raised the subject he defended you
01:14:44 SO
01:14:44 993 we are so close
01:14:48 OH yeah that remind me....
01:14:50 were gonna need more money
01:14:51 I aggree more servers..apps
01:14:53 Im interviewing 2 interns to come to PAULO ALTO and we are going to have to pay them something
01:14:56 sorry what
01:14:57 I already found a house for rent on a street 2 blocks from the STANFORD campus
01:15:01 When did you decide to go to Califrnia for the summer
01:15:03 You mean when did I actually decide
01:15:05 Somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker variety hout
01:15:08 He was right California is the place we gotta be
01:15:11 What your Jed Clampett
01:15:12 What you got the Beverly Hill Billbillies in BRAZIL
01:15:16 What is your problem with Sean
01:15:18 He doesnt bring anything to the table
01:15:20 doesnt have money, Dustns a better programmer
01:15:22 Hes got connections
01:15:23 got connections to VC
01:15:23 If we need advertisers I have connections to VC
01:15:26 The real players and as someone whos just really embarrased the company in a bad way
01:15:30 It was the WnkleVoss's Mark
01:15:31 Hang-on
01:15:32 hit refresh
01:15:34 150.000
01:15:38 150.000 members
01:15:40 Eduardo
01:15:40 Congratulations
01:15:42 You dont think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives
01:15:47 Who came up with nothing
01:15:48 enough to get him out of the company the drugs the girls
01:15:50 We dont know if any of thats true
01:15:51 Read about it
01:15:52 and I can read about you torturing birds, since when does reading about something...
01:15:54 dont eat other fish, the Marlins and the Trout
01:16:00 Whats he talking about
01:16:01 Im intervieing interns at 10 tommorow night in the CS lab
01:16:06 I dont really know what else to say
01:16:42 Whats going on
01:16:44 They have 10 minutes to get root access to a python webserver, expose its SSL encryption then intercept all traffic over its secure port
01:16:50 Their hacking
01:16:51 All behind a PIX Firewall Emulator, butn heres the beauty
01:16:53 You know I did'nt understand anything you just said right
01:16:55 I do know that
01:16:55 So whats the beauty
01:16:56 every 10th line of code written they have to take a shot,
01:16:58 and hacking supposed to be stealth, so anytime the server detects an intrusion, the candidate responsible has to take a shot.
01:17:03 I also have a program running that has a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all 5 computers.
01:17:06 The last candidate to hit the window has to take a shot.
01:17:08 Plus every 3 minutes they all have to take a shot
01:17:14 can I ask what part of the interns job will they need to be able to do drunk
01:17:17 Your right a more relavant test would be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week
01:17:23 That was mean
01:17:25 HERE
01:17:26 WHAT IS THIS
01:17:26 I opened a new acount and put 1800 dollars in it
01:17:31 will that get you through the summer
01:17:41 Welcome to FACEBOOK
01:17:52 18000 DOLLARS
01:17:53 Yes
01:17:54 In addition to the 1000 dollars you already put up
01:17:56 Yes
01:17:57 A total of 19,000 dollars then
01:17:59 YES
01:18:02 just checking your math on that
01:18:04 YES
01:18:05 I got the same thing
01:18:07 May I continue
01:18:08 After expressing missgivings about Mr Zuckerburg taking the company and moving it to California
01:18:13 for the summer why did you put 18000 dollars in the account for his use
01:18:17 I figured we were partners
01:18:18 I wanted to be a team player
01:18:20 I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns
01:18:26 But mostly I figured
01:18:28 how much could possibly go wrong in 3 months
01:18:44 OK ready
01:18:45 sounds like an eight
01:18:46 That was like a 2
01:18:47 Hes better then that
01:18:59 Im OK
01:19:00 YOU SURE
01:19:04 Thats the doorbell
01:19:06 I did'nt know we had a doorbell
01:19:07 Andrew get the door
01:19:08 No hes wired in
01:19:09 Thats gonna cut into the security deposit
01:19:21 MARK
01:19:22 You live here
01:19:23 YEAH
01:19:24 We live right across the street, we saw the chimney come...
01:19:26 YEAH
01:19:27 Was anbody hurt
01:19:27 you look
01:19:28 We live across the street
01:19:31 IM SHARON
01:19:32 This is my...Sharon she lives right across the street
01:19:35 I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney
01:19:36 Yeah we had a little accident by the pool
01:19:39 You came to California
01:19:43 You made the right choice
01:20:00 Im so sorry
01:20:01 No problem
01:20:01 I didnt know you were gonna
01:20:03 No wait
01:20:06 This house and this team are great exactly what it should be
01:20:11 Im Sean Parker
01:20:12 OH Hes wired in
01:20:13 Thats what Im talkin about
01:20:17 Wheres Eduardo
01:20:18 He got a Internship in New York
01:20:21 Eduardo did'nt come out
01:20:43 I was crashing there for a little bit while I am taking care of somethings. But shes done for the summer so shes back at her parents palce and Im homeless
01:20:50 You can crash at our place at PAULO ALTO
01:20:52 Allright
01:20:53 Whats your plan for the summer
01:20:59 Im sorry I was looking at the architecture
01:21:02 I asked what your plans were
01:21:03 honour school till the end of the summer
01:21:12 your date looks so familiar to me
01:21:14 she looks familiar to alot of people
01:21:16 what do you mean
01:21:21 wants to buy his wife some lingerie
01:21:25 comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesnt make you feel like a pervert.
01:21:29 He gets a 40.000 dolar bank loan borrows another 40.00 thosand from his inlaws
01:21:34 Opens a store and calls it VICTORIA SECRET
01:21:37 Makes half million dollars the first year
01:21:39 So the guy opens 3 more stores and after 5 years he sells the compant to leslie wester unlimited for 4 million dollars
01:21:47 Happy ending right
01:21:49 2 years later the company is worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate bridge
01:22:04 Was that a parable
01:22:06 I date Victoria Secret models thats why shen looks familiar to you
01:22:10 Dont be impressed wth all this I read your Blog
01:22:15 You know why I started NAPSTER
01:22:18 The girl loved in High School was with the co-captain of the varsity lacross team
01:22:23 and I wanted to take her from him
01:22:25 So I decided to come up with the next big thing
01:22:27 I didnt know that
01:22:28 NAPSTER wasnt a failure I changed the music industry for better and for allways
01:22:33 It may not have been good business and it pissed alot of people off
01:22:37 and isnt that what your FACEMASH was about
01:22:40 Their sacred of me pal and their gonna be sacred of you
01:22:43 and their gonna say good idea kid grown-ups are gonna take it from here
01:22:47 but not this time this is our time
01:22:51 This time you goona hand over a business card that says Im CEO Bitch
01:22:57 Thats what I want from you
01:23:01 So were the hell is Eduardo
01:23:03 hes in New York
01:23:04 sucking up to Ad Execs
01:23:06 hes got a Internship
01:23:08 The companies here, a billion dollar companies here
01:23:13 Do you ever read FACEBOOK
01:23:15 I know you do
01:23:16 Eduardo maybe a business manager and for all I know he'll be a good one but
01:23:20 He shoud'nt be in New York kissing Madison Avenues ass
01:23:24 This is a once in a generation holy shit idea
01:23:27 and the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold
01:23:33 look at my face and tell me I dont know what Im talking about
01:23:39 you ever think about that girl
01:23:41 what girl
01:23:42 the the girl from high school..the lacross thing
01:23:47 no
01:23:51 All you got is till the end of the summer
01:23:53 tell you what you get into honour school I'll put you on 2 continents
01:24:07 You dont have a place to crash Ithink you shouls definitely come live with us
01:24:11 lets line up some shots
01:24:13 excuse me
01:24:16 can you take this away and bring back the 1922
01:24:19 absoloutely Mr.Parker
01:26:16 TYLER
01:26:19 Oh and this is my brother Cameron
01:26:22 His Royal highness Prince Albert,
01:26:26 of course brilliant race
01:26:28 Ive never seen a race that close
01:26:30 my grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the premiere rowers
01:26:33 Ive been coming to HENLEY for 30 years and Ive never seen a race that close
01:26:37 have you have you seen a race that close
01:26:40 mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two
01:26:43 yes thats absloutely right
01:26:45 brutally close
01:26:46 may I introduce my team...
01:26:47 Im sorry you haver to excuse us
01:26:54 we flew all the way out here to do that
01:26:55 would'nt of missed it brother
01:26:57 hows the royalty
01:26:58 Ah he just wanted to tell me a couple of times how close the race was
01:27:00 brutally, brutally excruciating
01:27:03 Cam the guys the prince of a country the size of NANTUCKET,relax
01:27:08 Mr.WinkleVoss
01:27:10 That was a tough beat
01:27:10 Im sorry dad you and Mom had to fly all this way to see this
01:27:12 No son dont apologise to me for loosing a race like that
01:27:15 I'd never apologise to anyone for loosing a race like that
01:27:19 Mister Kenright
01:27:20 Dad this Mister Kenright part of our host family this week
01:27:23 Pleasuer to meet you, Pleasure to meet you
01:27:24 I had a chat with my daughter
01:27:26 she told me that she and her freinds allready talking about the race
01:27:29 which they've just seen via their computers.
01:27:31 A new website called FACEBOOK,
01:27:33 do you have this in America
01:27:37 Im gonna find your mother
01:27:41 did I do something wrong
01:27:42 your daughter does'nt go to school in the states
01:27:43 No.No cambridge majoring in french literature,
01:27:46 though I was'nt aware there was such a thing
01:27:48 they have FACEBOOK at CAMBRIDGE
01:27:49 And apparently OXFORD and the london school of economics
01:27:51 for the present
01:27:55 good race boys live to fight another day
01:28:00 somebody watch my stuff
01:28:05 going online are we
01:28:06 I want to see it
01:28:08 What are you doing
01:28:11 Knock it off
01:28:13 I dont mind that we lost to the Dutch by less then a secound
01:28:16 that was a good race
01:28:17 and that was a fair race, that was good race
01:28:20 what I mind and you should mind
01:28:22 showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday
01:28:26 We tried talking to him ourselves,
01:28:32 Now I am asking you
01:28:33 for the last time
01:28:34 Lets take the considerable resources at our disposal and sew him in Federal court
01:28:40 Come on
01:28:42 I need a real drink
01:28:52 screw it
01:28:54 Lets gut the friggin nerd
01:29:02 but check it out, I saw him today
01:29:04 Manningham, Mitchel Manningham
01:29:08 Are you guys the WALLHACKS or Aimbots
01:29:10 We dont know were just shooting at each other
01:29:12 Use the kamikaze
01:29:13 like we know what that is
01:29:16 I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me to
01:29:19 I know he did
01:29:23 Dont frank I want to go on-line
01:29:29 Does anybody here that banging
01:29:30 You dont hear anything your writing code
01:29:33 hey somebody's at the door
01:29:43 Im gonnna call you back
01:29:47 Whats up
01:29:48 Whats up
01:29:52 Mark was supposed tto pick me up at the airport an hour ago, Ive been calling his cell
01:29:55 He was on a 36 hour coding tear so he took a nap for a few hours
01:30:06 what happened here
01:30:07 Not happened, happening
01:30:09 Next big thing
01:30:11 Eduardo
01:30:12 Hey man Back to work
01:30:14 Sorry about it, its the more wasted I get
01:30:18 I meant the more....
01:30:19 we understand
01:30:24 how old are they sean
01:30:25 Its not polite to ask
01:30:27 sean how old are they
01:30:29 you think you know me right
01:30:31 i've read enough
01:30:31 you know how much i've read about you
01:30:40 Eduardo
01:30:41 i waited an hour for you from the airport
01:30:43 what time is it
01:30:45 midnight, it was 3am in New York where I just came from
01:30:49 you got to see some of the new stuff we got
01:30:51 Dustin show him the wall, I'm just calling it the wall
01:30:53 forget about the wall, tell him about the meeting I got setup
01:30:56 You know Peter Thiel
01:30:58 NOPE
01:30:58 No reason you should he runs funded a 2 billion dollar hedge fund called CLARIUM CAPITAL.
01:31:04 Whys he setting up meetings for you
01:31:05 Thiel may want to make an angel investment
01:31:06 I dont care if hes an actual angel, why is he setting up business meetings
01:31:10 You've had a long flight
01:31:10 No I had a long wait at Tarmac at JFK, then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO,
01:31:15 and in between there was a log flight
01:31:17 Im the business end of this company
01:31:19 and he is a house guest living here rent fre
01:31:22 with a very generous grant from the Eduardo Severin Foundation
01:31:25 I heard about your big ticket add buys "Jerry's Tuxedos"
01:31:28 hey man
01:31:28 HARVARD BARTENDING course, Your just one small step away from bagging snookies Cookies, yeah I can feel it
01:31:42 can I talk to you alone for a minute
01:31:44 sure
01:31:49 UH Bong hit
01:31:50 Im so high
01:31:54 Hows it going, Hows the internship, Hows Christy
01:31:59 Hows the internship
01:32:03 Mark jesus I quit the internship we talked abou this on the phone, were you even...I quit on my first day
01:32:09 I do rememebr you saying that
01:32:12 YEAH
01:32:14 Christy's crazy
01:32:16 That can be fun
01:32:16 NO
01:32:17 Psychotic, shes insanely jealous, shes irrational
01:32:22 and Im frightened of her
01:32:24 still its nice you have a girlfreind
01:32:29 I do not want that guy
01:32:32 representing himself as part of this company
01:32:34 You got move out here WARDO this is where it all happening
01:32:36 did you here what I just said
01:32:36 the connections the energy
01:32:38 MARK, MARK
01:32:38 Im afraid if you dont come out here your going to be left behind
01:32:41 I want I want I mean you
01:32:45 what did you just say
01:32:46 Its growing faster then any of us imagined it be
01:32:48 Its moving fast and Sean thinks that we should...
01:32:51 Sean's not part of this company
01:32:52 We have over 300 thousand memebers were in 160 schools
01:32:54 Im aware
01:32:55 including 5 in Europe
01:32:56 Im aware of that MARK
01:32:57 MARK IM THE CFO
01:32:58 We need more programmers and we need more money and he setup the THIEL meeting
01:33:01 Hes setup meetings all over town
01:33:03 setup other meetings
01:33:04 YES
01:33:04 Wthout me knowing anuthing about it
01:33:06 Your in New York
01:33:06 Im in in New York riding subways 14 hours a day try explaining that to me
01:33:10 Yeah and hows it going so far
01:33:16 what did you mean get left behind
01:33:24 I'd like to freeze this bank account and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit
01:33:31 May I see some ID please
01:33:32 YEAH SURE
01:33:41 Sean he'll be right wth you
01:33:45 You know this where they filmed TOWERING INFERNO
01:33:51 Hey guys come on back
01:33:54 Did she offer you some water
01:33:55 Oh yeah were cool
01:33:59 you must be Mark
01:34:03 We took a look at everything and congratulations
01:34:07 were gonna start you off with a 500 thousand dollar invest ment
01:34:11 Maurice is going to talk to you about some corporate restructurng
01:34:15 Well file as a corporation in DELEWARE
01:34:16 We've come up with a sound structure that will allow us to invest
01:34:19 Now let me ask you something
01:34:22 Whos Eduardo Severin
01:34:49 When did you get back
01:34:50 You scared me, I need you to knock
01:34:52 When did you get back
01:34:55 I got back this afternoon
01:34:57 and when were you gonna call me
01:34:58 JESUS it was kind of a bad trip
01:35:00 and I was tired
01:35:01 or answer 1 of my 47 texts, did you know I sent 47 texts
01:35:05 I did and I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour
01:35:09 are you mocking me
01:35:11 I bought you a present
01:35:14 Why does your status say single on your FACEBOOK page
01:35:18 Why does your relationship status say single on your FACEBOOK page
01:35:22 I was single when I set up the page
01:35:24 and you never bothered to change it
01:35:26 what
01:35:27 I dont know
01:35:29 do I look stupid to you
01:35:31 no calm down
01:35:32 Your asking me to believe that the CFO of FACEBOOK does'nt know how to change his relationship status on FACEBOOK
01:35:37 a little embarassing
01:35:38 You should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that
01:35:40 GO TO HELL
01:35:41 TAKE IT EASY
01:35:41 You did'nt change ot so you could SCREW those little SILICON VALLET SLUTS
01:35:45 thats not even remotely true and I can promise you that the SILICON VALLEY SLUTS dont care about anybodys relationship status on FACEBOOK
01:35:52 please open your present
01:35:53 YOUR PHONE DOES WORK
01:35:56 its Mark
01:35:59 UH open you present
01:36:00 Its a scarf
01:36:02 have you ever seenme wear a scarf
01:36:04 This'll be your first
01:36:07 YEAH
01:36:07 You froze our accounts
01:36:08 I did
01:36:09 You froze the accounts
01:36:10 I had to get you attention Mark
01:36:11 Do you realise that you jeapordised the entire company do you realise that your actions could have permanetly destroyed everything I've been working on
01:36:16 WE'VE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON
01:36:17 Without money the site cant function
01:36:18 OK let me tell you the difference between FACEBOOK and everone else
01:36:21 We dont crash ever
01:36:22 If the servers are down for even a day our reputation is irreversibly destroyed
01:36:26 LOOK
01:36:28 Even a few people leaving would reverberate, through the whole user database The users are interconnected thats the whole point
01:36:33 College kids are line cause their freinds are online and if one domino goes the other domino goes dont you get that
01:36:38 I am not going back to the Carribean night of 85
01:36:43 HOLY SHIT
01:36:46 WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
01:36:47 did you like being nobody, Did you like being a joke, You want to go back to that
01:36:51 Hang on
01:36:51 That was the act of a child not a businessman
01:36:54 certainly not the act of a freind
01:36:56 You know how embarssed I was to cash a check today I am not going back to that life
01:36:59 Yeah
01:36:59 Maybe you were frustrated
01:37:01 maybe you were angry
01:37:03 I was
01:37:04 I am wiiling to let bygones be bygones cause Eduardo I've got some good news
01:37:11 Im sorry I was angry and maybe it was childish
01:37:14 But i had to get your attention
01:37:17 I said I've got some good news
01:37:19 What is it
01:37:20 Peter Thiel has made an ANGEL INVESTMENT OF HALF A MILLION DOLLARS
01:37:24 HALF A MILLION DOLLARS
01:37:25 and hes setting us up in an office
01:37:28 They want to re-incorporate the company
01:37:30 They want to meet you they need your signature on some documents, you got get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco, I need my CFO
01:37:42 Im on my way
01:37:43 Eduardo
01:37:44 YEAH
01:37:45 WE DID IT
01:37:50 Eduardo
01:37:51 Your going back there already
01:37:56 and also Im breaking up with you
01:38:06 4 documents the first 2 are comon stoc agrrement purchases allowing you to buy stock in the newly re-incorporated FACEBOOK instead of the old shares which are now worthless
01:38:16 the third is an exchange agreement allowing you to exchange old shares for new shares
01:38:20 and finally the voter holing aggreement
01:38:22 how many shares of stock will own
01:38:25 1,328,334
01:38:28 that represents 34.4% ownership share
01:38:32 why the increase from the original 30%
01:38:35 because you may dilute to award shares to new investors
01:38:38 I love working with business majors dont you
01:38:42 You should know that Mark has already taken his 60 down to 51
01:38:48 Well Mark does'nt care about the money and he needs to be protected
01:38:53 Dustin Markowitz down to 6.81% Sean Parker 6.47%
01:39:01 I can live with that
01:39:02 and Peter Thiel 7%
01:39:09 like to use my pen
01:39:11 Eduardo
01:39:13 Eduardo
01:39:15 can you please repeat the question
01:39:17 no it was an outrageously leading question the first time and now you want hear it twice
01:39:20 yes will you read it back please
01:39:23 go ahead
01:39:23 COUNSEL and were you aware that when you were signing these documents that you were signing your own death certificate
01:39:34 it was insanely stupid of me not to have lawyers look at all this stuff
01:39:38 In all honesty I thought they were my Lawyers
01:39:44 I was your only freind
01:39:48 you had one freind
01:39:54 my father wont even look at me
01:39:55 OK Eduardo did Mr Zuckerburg say anything to you after you had signed the papers
01:40:00 there was alot of hand shaking alot of congratualtions
01:40:04 He already told me that he would'nt be coming back to school for at least a semester
01:40:09 we were saying good bye for awhile
01:40:13 before I left he said you gotta come back
01:40:15 some time around the end of November, early December
01:40:18 Peter wants to throw as an amazing partywhen we hit a million members, its gonna be out of control you gotts come back for it
01:40:22 million members
01:40:25 remember the algorythm
01:40:26 on the window at KIRKLAND
01:40:34 yeah i'll there
01:40:40 sure about this
01:40:42 your 20 minutes late
01:40:43 Yur gonna walk in there say you overslept and you did'nt have time to get dressed
01:40:46 Their gonna pitch you case equities theirn gonna pitch you, Their gonna beg you take their money
01:40:49 Your gonna nod your gonna nod
01:40:56 which one of is Mitchel Manningham and he'll say I am
01:41:17 In late November I got the e-mail from Mark telling me to come out to the late million member party party
01:41:22 what else did the e-mail say
01:41:23 it said that we had to have a business meeting
01:41:26 that Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on CASE EQUITY
01:41:31 and Manningham was so impressed that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to pin down
01:41:36 so i went to California and I went straight to the new offices
01:41:40 i did'nt know weather to dress for the party or the business meeting
01:41:44 so i kinda dressed for both
01:41:47 but it did'nt matter
01:41:49 why not
01:41:49 because i was'nt called out there for either one
01:41:52 what were you called out there for
01:41:57 an ambush
01:41:59 Mr Severin please
01:42:12 at first i thought he was joking
01:42:15 giving more contrcts to sign
01:42:21 but then I started reading
01:42:28 well as you know we had some new investors that...
01:42:31 what is this
01:42:49 MARK
01:42:51 MARK
01:42:52 hes wired in
01:42:53 hes wired in
01:42:57 how about now are you still wired in
01:42:59 you issued 24 million new shares of stock
01:43:03 you were told that if new Investors came along
01:43:05 how much were your shares diluted, how much were his
01:43:08 what were Mr.Zuckerbergs shares dilutes down to
01:43:12 it wasnt
01:43:13 what were Mr Moscovtz's shares shares dilutes down to
01:43:17 it wasnt
01:43:18 what were Sean Parkers shares shares dilutes down to
01:43:21 it wasnt
01:43:22 what were Peters Thiels shares shares dilutes down to
01:43:25 it wasnt
01:43:26 and what were your ownership shares diluted down to
01:43:30 .03 percent
01:43:41 you signed the papers
01:43:42 you set me up
01:43:43 your gonna blame cause you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company
01:43:48 its gonna be like im not a part of FACEBOOK
01:43:49 wont be like your not a part of FACEBOOK, your not a prt of FACEBOOK
01:43:52 my names on the MASTHEAD
01:43:53 you may want to check again
01:43:54 cause I froze the account
01:43:56 you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suit and pretending you were running this company
01:43:59 sorry my PRADAS at the cleaners
01:44:02 along with my hoodie and fuck-you flip flops
01:44:04 you pretensious douche bag
01:44:06 securty's here you'll be leaving now
01:44:07 im not signing those papers
01:44:09 well get your signature
01:44:10 tell me this is'nt about me getting into the PHOENIX
01:44:17 i knew you did it,you planted that story about the chicken
01:44:20 i did'nt plant that story about the chicken
01:44:22 whats he talking about
01:44:22 you had me accused of animal cruelty
01:44:24 seriously what the hells the chicken
01:44:25 what you hated most was that they identified me as a co-founder of FACEBOOK
01:44:31 which i am
01:44:32 you better lawyer up ASSHOLE
01:44:33 cause im not coming back for 30%, im coming back for everything
01:44:50 hang on
01:44:53 i almost forgot
01:44:56 heres your 19 thousand dollars i would'nt cash it though I drew it on the account you froze
01:45:05 i like sitting next to you Sean
01:45:09 it makes me look so tough
01:45:26 thats it thats our show for tonight people
01:45:29 i want to see everybody here geared up for a party were going to walk into that club
01:45:33 like its MACYs Thanksgiving days parade, Mackie put it up on the screen,we've gotta almost be there
01:45:40 you allright
01:45:43 you were kinda rough with him
01:45:44 thats life in the NFL
01:45:47 you know you did'nt have to be that rough on him
01:45:48 im putting together a party
01:45:49 SEAN
01:45:52 you did'nt have to be that rough on him
01:45:54 he almost killed it
01:45:58 i'll send flowers
01:46:01 speaking of flowers i'm putting together a party after
01:46:04 CAPPA PHI BETA
01:46:06 Ashleys over there
01:46:07 Ashley
01:46:10 i know who she is
01:46:11 are you guys
01:46:12 Ashley and me no
01:46:14 i wont go to the party
01:46:17 why
01:46:18 excuse me Mark
01:46:20 we were just talking about you
01:46:21 your doing a really good job
01:46:24 thanks i appreciate that
01:46:27 these came in for you
01:46:28 put it on my desk
01:46:37 whats the package
01:46:39 nothing
01:46:42 MACKIE
01:46:43 YES SIR
01:46:44 REFRESH
01:46:53 you gotta hugger
01:46:56 i know
01:47:00 1 million
01:47:28 transformative , picture sharing application, a place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life
01:47:34 it is the true, the elevation of life
01:47:42 you go throught the party with a digital camera and your freinds re-live the party on-line
01:47:46 and tagging the idea
01:47:48 would it be easier without the bra
01:48:05 i spend hours watching people on while they check their freinds status update
01:48:11 they can see when their freinds change their profile change their photos and mostly
01:48:16 we lived on farms. and now we live in cities and now were going to live on the interent
01:48:21 i think i hear my mother
01:48:43 its the cops
01:48:49 good to see you officer what can i do for you
01:48:53 whats going on
01:48:54 was the music to loud we wre having a converstion
01:48:56 miss i need you to button your blouse
01:48:58 i can tell them to turn the music down
01:49:05 not mine
01:49:06 OK were going to need identification
01:49:08 keep your hands were we can see them
01:49:11 you got anything else in your pockets i should know about...NO NO SIR
01:49:13 DONT BE STUPID NOW...i dont i dont
01:49:21 whats this
01:49:23 an inhaler pump
01:49:26 and this...its an inhaler
01:49:29 how old are you
01:49:31 21
01:49:33 21
01:49:34 21
01:49:35 im 21
01:49:35 lying makes it worse
01:49:38 im sorry i should'nt have lied
01:49:53 listen something has happened
01:50:04 its allright were gonna be alright
01:50:06 i've posted bond i was'nt doing anything, i mean i got allergies
01:50:15 intern
01:50:16 it was just a party
01:50:20 this is gonna be news Sean, its gonna be online
01:50:26 i know
01:50:27 you know with an underage intern
01:50:28 its cool i have it under control
01:50:28 its cool i have it under contro
01:50:30 i will get it under control
01:50:32 i will call them and see what our next move is
01:50:37 you dont think Eduardo was involved do you
01:50:40 you think......NO
01:50:42 or Mannie one of them..somebody somebody sent the coke cause it got in there
01:50:47 you believe me
01:50:48 im sorry
01:50:58 go home Sean
01:51:18 Mark
01:51:21 were done for the day
01:51:24 yeah i was just---
01:51:29 what happened to Sean
01:51:32 he still owns 7% of the company
01:51:38 he still all you hd all day was that salad you want get something to eat
01:51:42 I cant
01:51:51 im not a bad guy
01:51:53 i know that
01:51:55 in emotinal testimony i assume 85% of it is exageration
01:51:59 and the other 15
01:52:00 perjury
01:52:01 creations the work mostly of the devil
01:52:07 what happens now
01:52:09 CY and the others are having a steak on university avenue
01:52:14 then they'll come back to the office and work on a settlement deal without you
01:52:19 their gonna settle...OH YEAH
01:52:21 AND YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY A LITTLE EXTRA
01:52:23 why
01:52:24 so these guys sign a non-disclosure aggrement, they say 1 unflatering thing and your going to jail
01:52:30 i invented FACEBOOK
01:52:31 im talking about a jury
01:52:33 i speialise in voire-dire jury selection
01:52:36 what a jury sees when they look at a defendant
01:52:38 clothes, hair speaking style likability
01:52:42 ive licenced to pratice law for all of 20 months
01:52:45 and i could get a jury to believe you planted the story about Euardo and the chicken
01:52:49 watch what else
01:52:51 why were'nt you at Seans sororty party that night
01:52:54 you think im the one who called the police on him
01:52:55 it does'nt matter
01:52:56 i asked the question and now everybody is thinking about it
01:52:58 you've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes
01:53:05 i was drunk and angry and stupid
01:53:08 and bloging
01:53:09 and bloging
01:53:11 pay them
01:53:13 in the scheme of things just pay your ticket
01:53:18 thats a status update
01:53:21 you think anybody would mind if i stayed and used the computer for a minute
01:53:23 i dont think that would be a problem
01:53:28 i appreciate your help today
01:53:33 your not an asshole MARK
01:53:37 YOUR JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE