Someone Like You

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00:00:45 [Woman Narrating] If someone
00:00:48 why I thought it was that men
00:00:52 I would have said this:
00:00:54 "New cow. "
00:00:56 The new cow theory
00:01:01 It came to me while reading
00:01:04 in the New York Times
00:01:06 which chronicled a particularly
00:01:09 on the mating preferences
00:01:14 - First, a bull was presented with...
00:01:18 A cow.
00:01:21 They mated.
00:01:26 The next day, the bull was
00:01:31 [Yawns]
00:01:33 The bull wasn't interested.
00:01:35 He wanted new cow,
00:01:37 and this was old cow.
00:01:44 Curious to see if
00:01:47 the scientists came up
00:01:50 - Do not disappoint Daddy.
00:01:55 - Doesn't that feel good?
00:01:59 This wasn't new cow.
00:02:01 This was just old cow
00:02:04 Old cow in sheep's clothing.
00:02:07 - Mutton dressed as lamb.
00:02:11 [Car Horns Honking]
00:02:16 But I'm getting
00:02:19 To really understand the theory and
00:02:23 you need to hear
00:02:27 When Ray came into my life,
00:02:29 I was booking talent
00:02:32 a local New York talk show that
00:02:36 The network had given us
00:02:39 in which to make something
00:02:41 We're back with
00:02:43 outspoken
00:02:45 who's here to talk about
00:02:49 One of your central arguments,
00:02:52 is to blame society's problems
00:02:56 [Narrator] Diane was determined to
00:02:59 by appealing to both their
00:03:03 and their overstimulated appetite
00:03:06 Ambition has blinded
00:03:09 - to their responsibilities to their families.
00:03:11 doing what I do makes me
00:03:16 Well, we make
00:03:18 That is true.
00:03:22 who's been
00:03:24 while you've been out selling
00:03:27 [Narrator] My job was to supply
00:03:31 to satisfy Diane's
00:03:34 Hi, Donald. Did you hear?
00:03:36 Thanks.
00:03:38 We're just starting up
00:03:40 and I think it's
00:03:42 Oh, she'd be among the first. I'm lining up
00:03:46 [Narrator]
00:03:48 was our writer, producer and
00:03:52 [Whispering]
00:03:54 Publisher's having a coronary.
00:03:56 - That good, huh?
00:03:58 Right on. Yeah.
00:04:01 Thank you very much. We are
00:04:04 Any progress with Cuba?
00:04:07 Well, just keep trying.
00:04:09 This Castro thing is gonna kill me.
00:04:12 - She will not let it go.
00:04:15 - I mean, what you want is a more creative angle.
00:04:18 - Elena Villagolla.
00:04:21 One of the women the C.I.A. Hired to
00:04:25 Excuse me. I believe this is
00:04:28 Blow me. Apparently, the C.I.A. Cooked up
00:04:34 The idea was she'd rub it on, Castro
00:04:37 - Don't editorialize.
00:04:41 [Narrator] Eddie could find the sex
00:04:45 He, of course,
00:04:48 - Nina, you left these earrings in my bathroom.
00:04:52 - Cynic.
00:04:54 [Narrator] But if Eddie was enough
00:04:58 it only took one
00:05:00 - Hey, Rick.
00:05:02 You are the only one I
00:05:04 [Birds Chirping]
00:05:07 - [Eddie] This is our new executive
00:05:10 I saw that piece you produced
00:05:15 Wow.
00:05:17 We just did a follow-up piece. That's
00:05:19 - Oh.
00:05:22 Jane, you want me to get 'em to turn the
00:05:26 Okay.
00:05:30 - Jane Goodale.
00:05:33 - People must confuse you with the scientist.
00:05:36 - They're always asking me if I'm into chimps.
00:05:39 Not really. I mean, maybe
00:05:42 Ah. Curious George
00:05:45 - A man who knows his primates.
00:05:48 See you around. Oh, I heard Len Chaney's
00:05:52 Yeah, they're afraid it's gonna turn
00:05:55 Which is, uh, right.
00:05:57 - Of course. - So
00:06:00 and we'll plant somebody in the
00:06:03 I think you came to the
00:06:09 - [Woman] So he's
00:06:11 Mm-hmm.
00:06:14 Pale blue eyes, athletic, sort
00:06:18 - Oh, that guy again.
00:06:22 - Sh-Shush! I'm
00:06:25 - Marital status?
00:06:28 Why are we having
00:06:30 You know what? You're
00:06:32 And even if I were up to it,
00:06:34 he'd probably end up
00:06:37 Wow. There's the cynical bitch
00:06:41 So that's it. Case closed.
00:06:44 You feeling carnivorous?
00:06:46 Absolutely.
00:06:52 So what else do I need
00:06:54 apart from your addiction
00:06:57 much to the chagrin
00:07:01 "D."
00:07:03 - Whom you've been dating now for...
00:07:07 Three...
00:07:09 Excuse me. Three years.
00:07:13 Huh.
00:07:16 would've guessed,
00:07:20 I guess it is.
00:07:22 You think you ever get to the moment
00:07:27 That's it.
00:07:30 That's the person you're
00:07:36 Probably.
00:07:39 [Jane Narrating]
00:07:43 - It's me!
00:07:46 What's the problem?
00:07:48 - Don't rush me.
00:07:51 Dr. Lipshick started your sister
00:07:53 - Of orange juice?
00:07:57 The orange is for practice.
00:08:01 For God's sake, Stephen, if you
00:08:03 - How are you gonna stick it in my ass?
00:08:05 If this isn't done right, we
00:08:12 Oh!
00:08:15 That was supposed
00:08:18 I just wanted to show you
00:08:20 You know, this is
00:08:22 and you're sucking the romance
00:08:26 Oh, come on, sweetheart. I think we've
00:08:29 when you started jacking off
00:08:32 Leave my sperm count
00:08:36 Chubby Hubby?
00:08:39 Come on, sweetie. I'll look at the
00:08:43 I don't think you should...
00:08:49 That's great. Just great.
00:08:52 Very nice, Nina.
00:08:55 At least one of us is.
00:08:57 Good morning.
00:08:59 Don't bother, Eddie.
00:09:03 Hey, you're always complaining
00:09:06 Why don't you
00:09:08 - You cannot be serious.
00:09:10 Come on. All I'm meeting
00:09:13 - I'd much rather have someone like you.
00:09:15 No, hey. This would be
00:09:18 I've got no interest in you
00:09:20 - What a relief.
00:09:23 Actually, it's a "Thanks, but not
00:09:28 #In the dark #
00:09:30 #I can hear #
00:09:33 # You whisper #
00:09:38 - [Telephone Ringing]
00:09:41 #Move across #
00:09:44 # The distance #
00:09:47 - Hello.
00:09:51 # What did you say #
00:09:53 #It's okay #
00:09:58 #Mm-hmm #
00:10:00 #Did you miss me #
00:10:05 #Did you miss me #
00:10:10 #Make it mine #
00:10:13 # Takin' time #
00:10:15 - What?
00:10:19 I was just gonna...
00:10:22 I can't speak.
00:10:25 No, no, no, don't.
00:10:31 Not at all.
00:10:37 I was just thinking how good
00:10:42 #Did you miss me #
00:10:48 #Did you miss me #
00:10:55 # You know
00:10:57 #If you ever thought of me #
00:11:00 #And I wonder if you
00:11:06 #[Indistinct] ##
00:11:12 Let's start again.
00:11:15 - Right.
00:11:17 - A Tweety Bird and a Road Runner, I think.
00:11:20 - Right.
00:11:22 We had to get ready for work, so I
00:11:26 - Morning, Jane.
00:11:28 - Big finale-type kiss
00:11:32 That's good, good, good.
00:11:34 - Considering what?
00:11:38 I told you, Liz,
00:11:42 - They're not engaged.
00:11:45 Nevertheless, he does sound like an
00:11:49 Pretend she doesn't exist.
00:11:53 If he mentions her, you just
00:11:55 - Why?
00:11:57 he's gonna feel
00:11:59 This way, it's like,
00:12:01 No pressure.
00:12:03 - It's gonna drive him nuts.
00:12:07 Snagmen. Com.
00:12:10 - Odd.
00:12:12 23-year-old women
00:12:15 so excuse me, Miss "I have a
00:12:19 You gotta get on your game.
00:12:21 You know what I really need to
00:12:24 when I see him in my staff
00:12:26 That's easy.
00:12:32 Well, good morning, Eddie.
00:12:40 - What is on your neck?
00:12:43 Isn't that why God
00:12:46 - No. That's why God invented Darlene.
00:12:51 - Hey, Eddie. Hi, Jane.
00:12:53 Hey, Ray. Mornin'.
00:13:00 You okay?
00:13:02 [Woman]
00:13:04 Straw. Mmm.
00:13:07 - Okay. I'm late, I know. I'm sorry.
00:13:10 I locked myself out of the apartment.
00:13:13 The only reason
00:13:15 is because of Habib, the nicest
00:13:19 Okay, now, who saw
00:13:22 I think a lot of us
00:13:25 There's a big story on how single
00:13:28 Ray, where are we
00:13:30 - The web site should be up and running on Monday.
00:13:34 Will be!
00:13:37 on the pissant advertising budget
00:13:39 We need to be
00:13:42 and we need to make
00:13:45 - Remember, it is all
00:13:50 We cannot make a splash
00:13:53 the gets that everybody's
00:13:55 - I need the ungettable get, got it?
00:13:58 Good.
00:14:00 Okay, where are we
00:14:02 Uh, well,
00:14:06 his, um,
00:14:08 who assured me
00:14:10 el presidente was back
00:14:16 she would
00:14:18 And what did she say?
00:14:20 Did she discuss
00:14:21 Tell me, do you think
00:14:24 - Jane?
00:14:28 I said what do you think your
00:14:33 I think they're good, Diane.
00:14:35 I think they're very good.
00:14:37 [Birds Chirping]
00:14:50 [Clattering]
00:15:12 Uh, j-just a minute.
00:15:32 Sorry.
00:15:35 I thought I'd just, um,
00:16:00 Joy: The emotion evoked by the
00:16:05 [Grunting]
00:16:07 Rapture: The experience
00:16:10 by an overwhelming
00:16:19 Ecstasy: A state of being
00:16:23 [Gasping]
00:16:26 [Ray]
00:16:28 - Tell me again what we're doing here, please.
00:16:31 - Oh, right.
00:16:34 Hey, that's a good idea.
00:16:36 - Blue?
00:16:38 This one's pretty.
00:16:41 - You think?
00:16:43 Could be risky, given your
00:16:46 Well...
00:16:51 - I love it. We'll take this one.
00:16:53 - No, no, no. No, Jane.
00:16:56 - Let me buy you a shirt.
00:17:00 - Hey, guys.
00:17:04 Wow. We were...
00:17:06 - She's helping me pick out a shirt.
00:17:09 - Well, I didn't mean to intrude.
00:17:11 - Not at all. Please!
00:17:15 Listen,
00:17:17 - I gotta hit this... Great running into you.
00:17:20 - Both of you. My God! I can't even...
00:17:22 - All right. -
00:17:25 What a coincidence. First I run
00:17:30 I didn't even know he lived
00:17:32 All of a sudden, there he is.
00:17:36 Wha... Okay, so I am
00:17:40 Eddie, if you tell anyone at
00:17:44 What are you thinking?
00:17:46 I'm... I'm thinking
00:17:50 that you and Ray are gonna
00:17:53 with matching Volvos
00:17:55 See you Monday.
00:17:57 Did you have
00:18:00 Better hurry. I think he's
00:18:06 #And I never thought
00:18:10 # The way I feel about you #
00:18:20 #Soon as I wake up
00:18:23 #Every day #
00:18:26 #I know that it's you I need #
00:18:29 # To take the blues away #
00:18:33 #It must be love
00:18:38 #It must be love
00:18:42 #Nothing more
00:18:45 #Love is the best #
00:18:49 #How can it be
00:18:52 #Say so much
00:18:59 [Bells Chiming]
00:19:23 I love you, Jane.
00:19:31 I love you too.
00:19:40 [Jane] He just came right out and
00:19:44 Oh, my God. Takes most guys
00:19:48 When they finally do,
00:19:50 on top of you,
00:19:53 - What about the "D" woman?
00:19:57 - Why didn't he tell her already?
00:20:00 Anyhow, if he were
00:20:03 I hardly think he would've
00:20:05 He asked you to live with him?
00:20:06 He asked you to live with him?
00:20:08 - What did you say?
00:20:12 because he started calling realtors,
00:20:15 Ohh! Mazel tov!
00:20:19 Oh, I can't believe this!
00:20:22 You're getting asked
00:20:24 and I'm still on
00:20:28 I take it last night
00:20:30 Awful. Do me a favor. Next
00:20:34 with one of his straight friends,
00:20:37 I'm in a sad state.
00:20:39 And I'm telling you,
00:20:43 H- Hello?
00:20:45 - I didn't mean to intrude.
00:20:47 Didn't you want to see
00:20:49 Isn't it just wonderful?
00:20:52 It's just spectacular.
00:20:55 Right down
00:21:05 It's such a jewel box.
00:21:09 I guess I'll leave you two alone
00:21:15 - Oh, my God. It's unbelievable.
00:21:18 It's amazing. The light
00:21:25 I don't know.
00:21:30 Liz, I gotta go.
00:21:33 Oh, my God. He looks like
00:21:35 I'll call you back.
00:21:40 I feel like I've been
00:21:42 You told her?
00:21:48 Was it bad?
00:21:50 Not like I thought.
00:21:52 I mean, she, uh... She didn't go
00:21:58 She just, uh,
00:22:01 you know, eerily calm
00:22:04 - Well, that's good, right?
00:22:07 I just meant,
00:22:09 it wasn't what I expected
00:22:13 - What'd she say about us?
00:22:17 I
00:22:21 I mean, to hit her
00:22:23 after three years,
00:22:27 I just told her
00:22:30 You know? And I think
00:22:32 - Right?
00:22:36 - And she was okay with that?
00:22:38 I don't know. It was so...
00:22:40 I mean, she just kinda...
00:22:44 You know, she just
00:22:47 I mean,
00:22:50 She's upset,
00:22:52 She's gotta be upset.
00:22:55 She just didn't seem
00:23:00 - Well, you're okay with it, right?
00:23:05 - I mean, you're happy.
00:23:09 I am so happy.
00:23:13 I mean, there's nothing
00:23:15 and that's... that's what I
00:23:23 [Jane Narrating]
00:23:27 Slowly and kind of subtly.
00:23:31 Single pane,
00:23:34 - [Realtor] Single
00:23:36 A lot more sun, I guess,
00:23:39 This doesn't open? Oh!
00:23:44 [Jane Narrating]
00:23:46 - [Answering Machine Beeps]
00:23:48 It's me again.
00:23:51 and she said that we have
00:23:54 I know you wanted your lawyer to have
00:23:57 but my apartment's been re-rented,
00:24:00 [Beeps]
00:24:09 He is not sleeping with somebody
00:24:12 First of all,
00:24:14 And second of all, the poor guy
00:24:16 He's been working until 3:00 in
00:24:18 Okay, A: There's no such thing as a guy
00:24:21 They always have time for that. And
00:24:24 he ain't sleepin' alone.
00:24:27 Right?
00:24:29 Listen, you gotta talk to him.
00:24:34 Sorry.
00:24:40 [TV Narrator] Throughout the animal
00:24:43 a wide variety
00:24:47 Freezing is a common response
00:24:50 Sensing danger, many animals will
00:24:56 Fleeing is another
00:24:59 Some species will simply
00:25:03 while others take
00:25:05 in the hopes that sudden direction
00:25:10 causing her
00:25:14 Smell the bacon, Jane?
00:25:16 [Cow Moos]
00:25:21 I'm wondering
00:25:24 we haven't been alone
00:25:26 We lost that great apartment...
00:25:29 because your lawyer supposedly
00:25:32 which is okay,
00:25:34 But as of Saturday,
00:25:36 Ray, what the hell's going on?
00:25:41 I don't think I can do this.
00:25:43 Do what?
00:25:46 This. Us.
00:25:50 What?
00:25:54 Why?
00:25:56 - I don't know.
00:26:01 There has to be a reason.
00:26:04 Jane, I'm sorry. L-I...
00:26:07 and I don't think
00:26:09 I thought we...
00:26:15 Incredibly lucky to have...
00:26:18 - found th-the thing.
00:26:22 - [Waitress] And
00:26:29 I...
00:26:31 I just think that we both
00:26:38 I mean we're talking about
00:26:43 L- I just wanted...
00:26:50 I don't even know
00:26:52 I feel like... such a jerk,
00:26:56 you know, believing
00:26:59 Listen to me.
00:27:03 I... want us to be
00:27:06 Please don't do that.
00:27:17 Please go.
00:27:45 [Jane Narrating] There are few
00:27:49 than watching someone walk
00:27:53 watching the distance
00:27:57 until there's nothing
00:28:01 and silence.
00:28:09 Remember,
00:28:12 time wounds all heels.
00:28:15 [Chuckles]
00:28:22 [Phone Ringing]
00:28:24 Eddie Alden.
00:28:28 Hi.
00:28:32 Are you all right?
00:28:34 Why?
00:28:38 - You look like you hate my guts.
00:28:42 That's nice.
00:28:45 I don't blame you,
00:28:47 For what it's worth, this
00:28:49 Oh, yeah, you look
00:28:52 - Hey.
00:28:54 Eddie, did you by any chance
00:28:59 Well, no, actually.
00:29:02 Because the place I was supposed to
00:29:05 and my apartment's
00:29:08 and I was wondering
00:29:10 - Y-You're moving in with Eddie?
00:29:12 - What's the apartment like?
00:29:15 Just a two-bedroom loft, big
00:29:19 Sounds amazing.
00:29:22 - You're moving in with Eddie.
00:29:25 Perfect.
00:29:32 Hey.
00:29:36 - You okay?
00:29:45 - Here it is.
00:29:48 Yup. Kitchen, living room,
00:29:53 Uh, my bedroom, bathroom.
00:29:56 This would be your room.
00:30:02 What happened here?
00:30:04 Yeah, I got the urge to renovate
00:30:07 I'd have it fixed
00:30:09 - You want a drink?
00:30:13 We don't have to share
00:30:15 Oh, no, I never,
00:30:19 So how'd you find
00:30:21 My ex-girlfriend worked
00:30:25 Whenever someone croaked, she'd check out
00:30:28 Eventually, we got lucky.
00:30:30 You lived with somebody?
00:30:33 - Yeah.
00:30:36 For... a while.
00:30:38 - So what do you think?
00:30:43 # They say you stand #
00:30:46 #By your man #
00:30:48 # Tell me something #
00:30:50 #I don't understand #
00:30:53 # You said you loved me
00:30:57 - Hey!
00:31:00 Shit.
00:31:02 # Well, some days
00:31:06 #But the heartache's with me
00:31:13 #Did you stand by me #
00:31:15 #No, not at all #
00:31:18 #Did you stand by me #
00:31:20 #No way #
00:31:27 #All the times #
00:31:29 # That we were close #
00:31:31 #I remember #
00:31:33 # These things the most #
00:31:36 #I've seen all my dreams
00:31:40 #I can't be happy #
00:31:42 # Without you around #
00:31:45 #So alone I keep
00:31:49 #And there's only
00:31:56 # You didn't stand by me #
00:31:58 #No, not at all #
00:32:01 # You didn't stand by me #
00:32:03 #No way #
00:32:05 # You didn't stand by me
00:32:10 # You didn't stand by me #
00:32:12 #No way ##
00:32:15 Morphine for the pain.
00:32:21 [Raining, Thunder Rumbling]
00:32:33 Hey.
00:32:37 It was right after
00:32:40 [Rumbling Continues]
00:32:46 I just took an ax
00:32:51 So I thought
00:32:53 might make it easier
00:32:57 I don't smoke.
00:33:11 [Coughing]
00:33:14 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:33:16 [Continues Coughing]
00:33:18 You okay?
00:33:22 Oh, yeah.
00:33:27 What was her name?
00:33:34 Rebecca.
00:33:40 Put your shoes on.
00:33:42 - What's downstairs?
00:33:47 [Coughing]
00:33:49 [Jane]
00:33:51 First, we're in love,
00:33:57 And then poof!
00:33:59 Doesn't work for me
00:34:01 - How is that possible?
00:34:05 Romance, true love,
00:34:09 it's all bullshit.
00:34:11 None of it exists.
00:34:13 Trust me.
00:34:18 Man, she really did a
00:34:23 Well, don't shit
00:34:25 just because you converted to some
00:34:30 Oh, man! Whoo!
00:34:33 It's called
00:34:35 Oh, in other words, you narcotize
00:34:39 No, no, no. See, that implies
00:34:42 when, in fact, I embrace it.
00:34:46 Don't underestimate
00:34:49 - It's very liberating.
00:34:58 I almost feel sorry for her.
00:35:01 What for?
00:35:03 I make no pretenses, okay?
00:35:05 Now, if she wants to put me up
00:35:07 that's her choice.
00:35:10 We're all
00:35:13 # You know I love you, baby #
00:35:17 #And I don't want
00:35:23 #I can't help wonderin' if I ##
00:35:28 [Jane Narrating] I lay awake that
00:35:32 Guys like Ray who blinded you
00:35:38 or the Eddies of the world
00:35:42 - [Gasps]
00:35:45 And in the end,
00:35:47 The truth was, they were all
00:35:52 - But the question remained.
00:35:55 Why?
00:35:57 And then
00:36:00 I found my answer.
00:36:03 Holy shit!
00:36:07 - [Slap]
00:36:09 I told them dumb asses
00:36:12 You can't fool a bull, mister.
00:36:15 He knows where he's been,
00:36:18 Hell, I got...
00:36:21 Only one of 'em got nads.
00:36:23 Why? 'Cause that one son of a bitch
00:36:28 But once he's done,
00:36:32 I gotta go over to Ed
00:36:34 and trade him for a new one...
00:36:36 'cause there ain't
00:36:38 he's ever gonna touch
00:36:41 - I figured it out. I'm the old cow.
00:36:46 Remember a couple weeks ago when we were
00:36:50 - " Baby, I love the toilet you sit on"?
00:36:52 "I'm tired of banging
00:36:54 We thought there might
00:36:56 - like it could be a window into their dark...
00:37:00 Well, it is.
00:37:02 and "I'm tired of banging
00:37:04 same thing.
00:37:06 This is why
00:37:08 Sooner or later,
00:37:11 We're identified
00:37:14 so they wanna move on
00:37:17 - The whole novelty thing, you mean.
00:37:21 - What do you think?
00:37:24 it's always about you,
00:37:27 You fall for some guy, and it's like
00:37:31 You get dumped and suddenly they're
00:37:34 I'm sorry, Jane. The entire
00:37:37 your romantic status.
00:37:45 You're in love.
00:37:48 I'm almost in love.
00:37:50 Oh, honey,
00:37:56 You're having a spectacular
00:37:59 - Oh, my God!
00:38:05 Just incredible.
00:38:08 And I'm so...
00:38:11 [Jane Narrating] Although I
00:38:14 over her seeming good fortune,
00:38:16 I refused to be derailed.
00:38:18 Now armed with
00:38:22 I became voracious
00:38:53 What are you doing?
00:38:55 Nothin'.
00:38:58 - Hey! Eddie!
00:39:00 "Amygdala,
00:39:03 - Give it back!
00:39:07 "which connects smells
00:39:09 "Banana slugs,
00:39:15 While mating, the males
00:39:26 I worry about you, Jane.
00:39:52 [Jane Narrating]
00:39:54 there was
00:39:58 [Jane] I want my
00:40:00 I beg your pardon?
00:40:03 My amygdala, the organ
00:40:06 which processes scent,
00:40:10 I'd like it extracted.
00:40:12 But why would you want to
00:40:15 Well, let me see
00:40:18 Um, I had this
00:40:20 And he smelled really,
00:40:25 and fresh laundry
00:40:30 And every time I smell
00:40:32 I'm reminded of my boyfriend
00:40:36 before he dumped me
00:40:38 And I get very sad,
00:40:42 And then before I know it, I am in the
00:40:47 And so I was
00:40:50 if I can just short-circuit
00:40:53 I might actually have a chance of
00:40:57 - [Bell Dings]
00:41:44 Couldn't sleep?
00:41:46 - No.
00:41:49 [Sighs] Does that happen to you a lot?
00:41:52 Yeah.
00:41:56 Me too.
00:41:59 Mmm.
00:42:14 - Just like eating worms.
00:42:24 Talent. Mmm.
00:42:27 Here.
00:42:31 Head back.
00:42:40 - Yeah?
00:42:42 Good.
00:42:49 Cold dumplings.
00:42:52 Way to go, Tomcat.
00:42:57 Tomcat?
00:42:59 Cheerleader.
00:43:01 A what?
00:43:03 I was a cheerleader.
00:43:05 - You were a cheerleader?
00:43:08 Paul G. Blazer Memorial High. Pride and
00:43:12 - Go, Cats.
00:43:15 Well, show me.
00:43:17 - No. No!
00:43:19 I just haven't done it
00:43:21 - You come on. Show me.
00:43:25 Like, uh, like, like...
00:43:28 Like three dumplings,
00:43:31 - You can't do that.
00:43:33 Deal.
00:43:35 One, two, three.
00:43:39 Like that?
00:43:41 Come on. Come on.
00:43:44 Come on.
00:43:46 - You promise not to laugh?
00:44:00 - What are those?
00:44:04 Okay.
00:44:06 I hate you.
00:44:09 It's okay.
00:44:15 Ready? Okay!
00:44:18 The Tomcats are here...
00:44:21 to show...
00:44:23 Whoa.
00:44:31 Ready? Okay!
00:44:33 The Tomcats are here...
00:44:35 to show who's top.
00:44:38 You think can beat us...
00:44:40 but we can't be stopped!
00:44:43 Go, Tomcats!
00:44:45 - Whoo! First and ten and...
00:44:51 Oh. Oh, sh... Um...
00:44:53 Oh, hey, hey.
00:44:55 - Um...
00:45:00 Roommate.
00:45:02 - Isabel.
00:45:05 - You can clean up. It's your turn.
00:45:09 Good night.
00:45:21 Hi, George. It's Jane.
00:45:27 [Liz]
00:45:29 I mean, I sensed things were a little
00:45:32 but I just thought that he was
00:45:36 Then he tells me the France thing
00:45:38 because he's gonna have
00:45:40 so still, I figure,
00:45:42 So Friday he gets on a plane,
00:45:44 Right? Wrong.
00:45:47 An hour ago, I call his
00:45:50 Guess who answered the phone
00:45:54 Penelope Pope.
00:45:57 - Who's Penelope Pope?
00:45:59 but that's what she said when I said,
00:46:01 - Oh, God. I don't get it!
00:46:06 I mean, why feed me all that romantic
00:46:11 - Two words: Copulatory imperative.
00:46:15 It's the biological urge
00:46:18 The truth is, less than five percent
00:46:22 The other 95% are...
00:46:25 Plucking Penelope Pope?
00:46:35 [Knocking]
00:46:38 I, uh, stopped by H&H
00:46:41 picked up
00:46:45 lightly toasted,
00:46:49 - [Continues Typing]
00:46:54 Okay.
00:47:04 Ray has a cold. I'm hoping
00:47:06 and that weeks of bed rest will
00:47:15 Ben wants to add a column
00:47:18 It finally hit him that
00:47:21 The idea is for it
00:47:23 You know, how they're
00:47:25 - about going bald and that kind of thing.
00:47:29 Forget baldness.
00:47:31 You know, that stuff like
00:47:34 Imperative. Hey, Bobby, can
00:47:37 The point is, I think
00:47:39 Are you crazy?
00:47:41 - Well, why not?
00:47:44 We don't need
00:47:46 We need someone who's been
00:47:48 Liz, I don't know
00:47:52 All I have are a bunch of notebooks
00:47:55 I mean, this is not a
00:47:59 A sick, twisted,
00:48:03 You get paid to write about something
00:48:05 If you want anonymity,
00:48:09 I personally think
00:48:11 and you'd be doing your dear,
00:48:18 Pen name, huh?
00:48:20 ##[Bugle: "Charge"]
00:48:25 I'm doing this once.
00:48:29 - Fine. I'm telling you, it's gonna be fun.
00:48:32 I'm helping concoct the background
00:48:35 who's about to publish her delusional
00:48:40 You're right. Ha!
00:48:43 Okay, try this. Um...
00:48:45 Born in Sussex, 1937.
00:48:51 Cofounder of the Institute of
00:00:11 No surviving relatives.
00:00:13 - She even has a bun.
00:00:16 Dr. Marie Charles.
00:00:19 - [Chuckling]
00:00:55 Every bull
00:00:57 with certain cards
00:01:00 Tools of seduction
00:01:05 One of the most
00:01:07 is the current cow
00:01:09 Allow me to deconstruct
00:01:13 You're so easy to talk to,
00:01:16 not like my current cow.
00:01:19 This is key to understanding
00:01:22 for though you think
00:01:24 he is actually
00:01:26 showing how open
00:01:31 I just try so hard and...
00:01:36 Well, I'm sure she doesn't
00:01:39 Just in case you're starting to think he's
00:01:43 he'll throw this in just to prove
00:01:46 out to pasture for good reason,
00:01:48 and that he's actually tormented with
00:01:51 What's that thing they always say
00:01:55 [Jane Narrating] That, once offered,
00:01:57 and bite her in the ass.
00:01:59 - Enter case in point.
00:02:02 - Hey.
00:02:04 - Didn't work out.
00:02:10 - Okay, so what happened?
00:02:13 What do you mean,
00:02:16 How exactly?
00:02:18 Christ, Jane, do we really have
00:02:22 I'm just curious is all.
00:02:26 then back to her place?
00:02:29 - Then what?
00:02:32 So we're in the kitchen
00:02:34 and suddenly, she starts
00:02:36 We had dinner right after the
00:02:39 She was still hungry.
00:02:43 And that's bad,
00:02:49 Okay, so you're in the kitchen,
00:02:54 then what?
00:02:56 So she takes out a pint
00:02:59 and just starts eating it
00:03:03 and there was just something
00:03:06 Was the refrigerator door open?
00:03:09 - Why? - Answer the
00:03:12 It was open, I think.
00:03:14 Would it have made a
00:03:16 Would that have made the act of a
00:03:19 a little less revolting to you?
00:03:21 What if she'd not had dinner?
00:03:25 before she shoved her face
00:03:28 Would it have repulsed you less
00:03:30 - Good night, you psycho!
00:03:34 #Hallelujah
00:03:39 - #Hallelujah Hallelujah
00:03:41 Oprah read the article
00:03:44 The audience went so crazy for it,
00:03:47 begging for Dr. Charles
00:03:49 - What?
00:03:52 She's vacationing in Hong Kong.
00:03:55 - Oh, this is bad.
00:03:59 Okay? Trust me.
00:04:02 This won't come
00:04:04 "And so, while the male
00:04:07 "with all his Uriah Heep hand-wringin'
00:04:12 "he's actually a narcissist...
00:04:15 "because this apparent shyness belies
00:04:20 "of unworthiness
00:04:24 "And this is what compels him
00:04:28 from new cow after new cow
00:04:34 This is such great stuff.
00:04:37 It obliterates any sentimentality
00:04:40 about what
00:04:42 This right here is what we've been
00:04:46 It's clever. It's got mass
00:04:49 There's just one problem. Nobody
00:04:52 The Today Show's tried.
00:04:54 - Yeah, and have you tried?
00:04:57 - Uh, well, no.
00:05:00 Do you realize what
00:05:03 - [Both] The ungettable get?
00:05:07 I don't care what it takes.
00:05:11 and bring her here
00:05:14 Let me get this straight. Your best
00:05:17 and she has no idea
00:05:19 That's what she said.
00:05:21 [Eddie] I don't buy that.
00:05:23 [Jane] I'm not!
00:05:25 - Just give me her number.
00:05:27 - Why not?
00:05:29 - Besides, you'd never reach her. She's at Jivamukti.
00:05:32 - Yoga.
00:05:34 - Jivamukti.
00:05:36 [Beeps]
00:05:39 - Manhattan. Jivamukti.
00:05:42 It's a yoga place.
00:05:45 Eddie, don't be a jerk!
00:05:51 Eddie, come on!
00:05:53 - This is so ridiculous.
00:05:56 Hey, hey, you have
00:06:00 ## [Chanting]
00:06:03 Liz?
00:06:06 Jerk, she is my best friend.
00:06:10 - Jane?
00:06:14 Stay!
00:06:16 - Bring your leg up higher.
00:06:19 Gee. Sorry. I know.
00:06:21 - Oh.
00:06:24 - Sorry. You okay?
00:06:31 How you doin', Becca?
00:06:34 I'm good.
00:06:38 What are you
00:06:43 I, uh... I-I don't know.
00:06:47 Come, class. Let's forget
00:06:50 It's okay. Everyone,
00:06:52 Get back to your spaces
00:06:55 Hey, inhale. Exhale.
00:06:59 Stick out your tongue.
00:07:01 That was Rebecca?
00:07:04 There's nothing
00:07:06 - Hi, Liz.
00:07:10 - Hey, Janey!
00:07:13 Eddie, this is my sister Alice
00:07:16 - You're... Eddie.
00:07:20 - Are you two taking yoga class together?
00:07:22 - We were just... I... It-It's stupid.
00:07:26 - We don't think it's stupid.
00:07:29 - [Elevator Alarm Ringing]
00:07:31 - Thanks. She's a great breather.
00:07:34 - Hey, it was really nice to meet
00:08:15 [Jane Narrating] Eddie
00:08:19 and went back to grazing
00:08:24 - [People Chattering] -
00:08:28 Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:08:30 Merry Christmas.
00:08:32 - I'm getting out of here.
00:08:35 ## [Piano]
00:08:37 - Uh, two champagnes, please.
00:08:40 Shouldn't that be a champagne
00:08:43 - Sorry.
00:08:46 - So where'd you meet her?
00:08:50 Emily that I made
00:08:54 Uh-huh.
00:08:56 Isn't that complicated?
00:08:58 It's never complicated, Jane.
00:09:02 Thank you.
00:09:06 [Men Laughing]
00:09:21 Evening, sir.
00:09:24 - Scotch, please.
00:09:27 [Sighs] Did you hear Diane's
00:09:32 Funny!
00:09:37 - [Bartender] Here you go.
00:09:40 [Sighs]
00:09:49 I miss you, Jane.
00:09:59 Am I... Am I supposed
00:10:06 No.
00:10:09 Can we get away from this?
00:10:13 Get together for lunch,
00:10:19 Friday is New Year's Eve.
00:10:21 Oh, that's right.
00:10:25 You probably have
00:10:27 - Don't you?
00:10:29 Yes, I do.
00:10:32 [Clears Throat]
00:10:36 No.
00:10:39 I have none.
00:10:43 Could I call you?
00:10:52 Yeah.
00:10:56 Merry Christmas, Jane.
00:11:00 - Yee-haaaw! - #Jingle
00:11:04 Well, you can't stop now.
00:11:07 You're syndicated
00:11:10 Talk radio is having
00:11:12 [Scoffs] Clearly the world
00:11:15 - Look, I just want to think about it, okay?
00:11:19 You don't want to be
00:11:21 Come on. Let's get something great to
00:11:27 I meant to tell you that...
00:11:32 I mean, it's nothing major.
00:11:34 - Well...
00:11:37 - Ray asked me out.
00:11:41 As in Ray Brown?
00:11:44 As in devil incarnate?
00:11:46 No! No, I forbid it!
00:11:48 L- I-I thought you
00:11:50 I think I'm having
00:11:53 Oh, so now... Dr. Charles
00:12:09 - Done yet?
00:12:12 - No, I just have to pee.
00:12:15 - What's this, party Viagra?
00:12:17 No, it's nicotine gum.
00:12:20 - When did you quit?
00:12:24 Here.
00:12:26 Thank you.
00:12:29 Why don't you put on a dress
00:12:31 Why, so I can
00:12:33 - I'm flying solo. I thought I'd keep my options open.
00:12:36 Yeah?
00:12:38 Although
00:12:40 [Ringing]
00:12:42 - Hello.
00:12:43 Does this mean you've
00:12:45 No, and I only have
00:12:47 So quit worrying about me.
00:12:49 I'm going to wear that red lipstick
00:12:51 - Okay. Bye.
00:13:00 Why are you doing this
00:13:05 - Doing what?
00:13:08 I don't know what
00:13:10 Okay.
00:13:13 - Well, if you change your mind, this is where I'll be.
00:13:19 I think I'll...
00:13:21 probably
00:13:24 - go to bed early...
00:13:26 - Same to you!
00:13:47 [Man On TV] Now, back to our special New
00:13:53 To recap, it was
00:13:56 that Ray Brown called
00:13:58 to take Jane Goodale out
00:14:01 a clear indication
00:14:03 regretting his decision
00:14:06 So the question remains,
00:14:10 By all accounts, it would appear
00:14:14 to his September sanctions.
00:14:27 [Couple Chattering, Laughing]
00:14:38 - ##[Music Playing]
00:15:17 - [Drunken Shout] - [Party
00:15:22 six, five, four,
00:15:28 Happy New Year!
00:15:32 Jane!
00:15:40 [Cheering, Laughing]
00:15:44 Whoo!
00:15:52 Ahh...
00:15:56 Ohh...
00:16:09 Jane!
00:16:14 [Sighs]
00:16:26 [Woman Shouts]
00:16:36 - Jane?
00:16:39 - L-I need to talk to you.
00:16:42 Excuse me. Why didn't you...
00:16:46 You mean the calls that came
00:16:48 L... [Scoffs]
00:16:50 It's so true.
00:16:56 [Elevator Bell Dings]
00:16:58 Will you stop
00:17:00 - Hey, Jane.
00:17:02 - Good morning!
00:17:04 - There's a reason I didn't show
00:17:08 And you know what?
00:17:10 So let's forget about it.
00:17:12 I don't suppose you're
00:17:14 You know what, Ray?
00:17:16 Hi!
00:17:19 Any delusions I may have still
00:17:23 It was a gift.
00:17:26 - For the first time in months, I feel great.
00:17:28 - Staff meeting in my office in two minutes.
00:17:34 Uh, what's wrong?
00:17:39 Diane's wearing your shirt.
00:17:42 The shirt I bought you
00:17:50 So, does that mean
00:17:53 - the two of you are...
00:17:57 - Yes. That's what I've been
00:18:01 Did you say, "Again"?
00:18:03 I should have told you
00:18:07 but Diane insisted
00:18:09 - We got back together right
00:18:12 and we went away for a couple of days, and
00:18:15 [Man Shouting] Ray, I've
00:18:18 - Ohh! Go on.
00:18:31 [Chuckles]
00:18:42 - [Sighs]
00:18:46 - "D... " She's "D." [Sighs]
00:18:49 Di... Di... "D."
00:18:52 Yes. "D" is for Diane.
00:18:55 Ray's "D."
00:18:57 I mean, she was... She
00:19:00 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:02 - Just breathe. Breathe, Jane. Breathe.
00:19:04 Now, let me get this straight.
00:19:07 - Back together. Together
00:19:09 - Let it go. Ray and Diane?
00:19:12 Okay. Shh...
00:19:14 That chapter's over, remember?
00:19:16 Now we got to go in there,
00:19:18 Do you hear me?
00:19:20 - Don't cry, please. You're gonna be fine.
00:19:23 - Okay.
00:19:25 - Good. You all right?
00:19:30 Jane, where are we
00:19:33 Uh, we're-we're all set with
00:19:37 Oh, good.
00:19:41 Am-Amazing.
00:19:43 L- I actually, uh...
00:19:46 about a man whose whole
00:19:48 I mean, it's brutal,
00:19:51 You know, they show
00:19:53 You see that this woman means...
00:19:57 In fact, there's this-this...
00:20:00 where he actually sits
00:20:04 It's very touching. He's sits
00:20:08 You just start to see
00:20:12 I mean, the man is completely, you
00:20:16 You really feel it, and it's
00:20:18 [Laughing]
00:20:20 - Is this a joke?
00:20:25 N- No.
00:20:27 [Both Laughing]
00:20:30 I mean... [Snorts]
00:20:34 - No, I saw it two nights ago.
00:20:38 - Oh, can you believe this guy?
00:20:42 [Laughing]
00:20:45 So devastated when it comes to
00:20:49 Stomp on somebody's heart in real life,
00:20:53 Nowhere! Why?
00:20:56 He never gets it!
00:20:59 Someone please
00:21:01 Because I don't know
00:21:05 [Murmuring]
00:21:14 - Evelyn, is she free?
00:21:17 Thanks.
00:21:27 I'm sorry, Diane. L... I don't
00:21:31 Well, I do. I know
00:21:35 You do?
00:21:37 Some guy crushed you
00:21:40 and you lashed out
00:21:42 representative of the prick
00:21:44 - I'm right, aren't I?
00:21:49 Well, you can't do it, Jane.
00:21:51 - I don't care how much it hurts.
00:21:54 No, you don't know.
00:22:02 I'm gonna let you in
00:22:06 About six months ago,
00:22:10 Well, he did.
00:22:13 And I was devastated. I was
00:22:22 - No. L-I-I didn't. No.
00:22:26 Do you know why?
00:22:30 everything around me
00:22:32 everything that I have worked
00:22:38 - Do you love him?
00:22:40 - Him. The guy.
00:22:45 Of course you do. Now, have
00:22:48 No. No. Not ex...
00:22:52 Do it. Do it.
00:22:58 I used to feel that if I
00:23:03 If I never let him know how much I needed
00:23:08 Well, guess what?
00:23:11 And I lived in a private,
00:23:16 until I couldn't
00:23:18 And so you know what I did?
00:23:21 with two corned beef sandwiches
00:23:25 and I told him that
00:23:30 You said that?
00:23:32 Pretty progressive, huh?
00:23:36 I never thought
00:23:44 [Liz]
00:23:46 This is true love? This is what
00:23:49 That is the most tragic thing
00:23:52 We're talking about a woman whose boyfriend
00:23:56 And she's the authority
00:23:59 The only reason she believes
00:24:01 She's an old cow.
00:24:04 Truth is all we need to do
00:24:08 You know, learn to be attracted to
00:24:11 Whoa. Hang on.
00:24:14 Well, for example, normally...
00:24:17 I might be attracted
00:24:21 But thanks to Dr. Charles, I've learned
00:24:25 and now I can proudly say...
00:24:27 that I no longer find you
00:24:31 Oh, gee.
00:24:34 I need a drink.
00:24:38 [Clears Throat] Does she have any
00:24:42 No. She's right. Diane is an old
00:24:46 Okay, that's it.
00:24:49 Jane, these are people,
00:25:04 Hello.
00:25:06 [Cat Mewing]
00:25:13 [Jane] I should have known
00:25:15 This isn't about sides, Jane.
00:25:19 - And you need to get a grip.
00:25:21 coming from an emotional moron who's
00:25:25 using women
00:25:28 Oh, that's great. I get dumped,
00:25:31 You, you get dumped
00:25:33 of some crone-slash-quack
00:25:36 who can't tell the difference between
00:25:39 - She is not a crone. And she is not a quack!
00:25:42 Who gives a shit?
00:25:45 You know, while you were out there buying
00:25:49 - [Groans]
00:25:51 deep down inside
00:25:53 Men are evil. Men are scum. But please,
00:25:57 Well, you got
00:26:00 He did go back. He just
00:26:05 It's over! Over.
00:26:09 - Why can't you just let it go?
00:26:12 - Because why?
00:26:14 - Why?
00:26:18 Because if this...
00:26:21 men don't leave all women,
00:26:31 I know what
00:26:35 Maybe that's why
00:26:39 We just can't believe that such a
00:26:43 [Sighs]
00:26:48 But it can.
00:26:52 Someday you'll
00:26:56 - I promise you.
00:27:00 - A mess.
00:27:06 - And you're beautiful.
00:27:09 Hey, you are beautiful.
00:27:15 - You're intelligent... and real.
00:27:25 And Ray is not the last man
00:27:28 [Sobbing]
00:27:38 I promise you he's not.
00:27:44 Shh. Shh...
00:27:49 [Sobbing Continues]
00:28:16 [Sniffs]
00:28:40 [Whispering]
00:28:53 - Oh...
00:29:14 Mmm...
00:29:24 Hmm...
00:29:27 Hi.
00:29:31 Hi.
00:29:33 Uh... listen.
00:29:39 - L...
00:29:41 No. No.
00:29:44 No, you're not going
00:29:47 - I'm not?
00:29:51 You're so hell-bent on making sure things fit,
00:29:55 - Eh? Oh...
00:29:57 No? Right now you're trying
00:30:02 Yeah? Worrying about
00:30:05 Me, I'm just getting a kick
00:30:07 spent an entire night
00:30:10 and I didn't even cop a feel.
00:30:17 Well...
00:30:20 maybe one.
00:30:24 - [Chuckles]
00:30:27 - Whew!
00:30:31 Well, I'm relieved.
00:30:34 [Sighs] I mean,
00:30:38 I thought maybe you
00:30:43 You know, or that you would...
00:30:49 That would've really blown your
00:30:55 Temporarily maybe, but you would
00:30:59 - My spots.
00:31:03 Men never fail to do
00:31:07 [Whistles]
00:31:09 [Sighs]
00:31:11 And what is that, Jane?
00:31:14 Disappoint you?
00:31:18 Hmm?
00:31:21 What's really behind
00:31:25 What are you hiding?
00:31:28 Nothing.
00:31:34 Sorry. What you see
00:31:36 Is it?
00:31:43 You know, this is not about my
00:32:00 [Phone Ringing]
00:32:03 - Hello.
00:32:05 Listen, Stephen.
00:32:07 Your sister's in the hospital.
00:32:19 [Sniffles]
00:32:26 [Sighs]
00:32:29 [Sobs]
00:32:35 [Sniffles]
00:32:38 - I saw him in the hallway...
00:32:40 - Getting water.
00:32:42 Good luck.
00:32:46 They break so easily,
00:32:51 [Sighs]
00:32:58 Last weekend,
00:33:01 He said that he had to go
00:33:05 You know how anal he is. I thought
00:33:09 thermometers and baby blankets
00:33:13 When he walked in the door,
00:33:18 and inside was this...
00:33:23 this perfect little
00:33:25 [Sighs]
00:33:32 [Sobbing]
00:33:35 He got it in his head that
00:33:39 Janey.
00:33:42 - [Both Sobbing]
00:33:50 [Stephen]
00:33:53 I've got blankets.
00:34:04 Look at my wife.
00:34:11 Have you ever seen
00:34:15 [Laughs]
00:34:50 Diane, it's Jane.
00:34:52 I found Dr. Charles,
00:34:57 [Applause, Cheers]
00:35:02 [Man] Okay, is everybody
00:35:06 Now, come on. You're going to
00:35:11 Okay, let me explain how everything
00:35:13 - It's a really informal show...
00:35:16 Two minutes. The magazine's
00:35:20 - All right!
00:35:24 - Diane, two minutes.
00:35:27 The first guest is going to come.
00:35:30 Our first interview is gonna be
00:35:33 - Dr. Marie Charles.
00:35:47 I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:35:51 [Jane] I'm sure. I'm sorry
00:35:53 Don't worry about me. I just want to
00:35:56 - Maybe I have. -
00:35:59 - [Line clicks] Dr. Charles.
00:36:08 Welcome. Rarely have I
00:36:12 such a distinguished
00:36:14 Today, Dr. Marie Charles
00:36:18 since the publication
00:36:21 Network says we've already
00:36:23 - Holy cow.
00:36:27 has agreed to an exclusive,
00:36:31 And I consider it
00:36:34 from someone whose work has meant
00:36:38 - as I'm sure yours.
00:36:41 - Dr. Marie Charles
00:36:45 Hello, Dr. Charles.
00:36:47 Hello, Dr. Charles.
00:36:51 - [Applause Continues]
00:36:56 - Where the hell is she? Where's the feed?
00:36:58 We seem to be having
00:37:00 If you'll just bear with us,
00:37:03 [Sighs]
00:37:06 Tell them to patch it through
00:37:08 - We can't. We only have one dedicated line.
00:37:15 Okay, take us to commercial.
00:37:17 Uh, she's here.
00:37:20 Ho-Hold that.
00:37:23 - She's here.
00:37:25 it seems that the reason we've
00:37:28 to Dr. Charles
00:37:30 is because at this moment
00:37:33 having decided to do
00:37:36 - Holy shit.
00:37:38 Join me in welcoming
00:37:45 - Makeup?
00:37:49 [Diane]
00:37:51 [Audience Cheering]
00:37:53 - Wake up!
00:38:02 Jane, what's going on?
00:38:05 [Audience Murmuring]
00:38:08 - There is no Dr. Charles.
00:38:10 There never was.
00:38:15 - I invented her, Diane.
00:38:20 - You...
00:38:24 I had something to say,
00:38:29 I thought if... if-if-if it were
00:38:35 that you would
00:38:38 as a truth, as a legitimate,
00:38:44 But it isn't.
00:38:48 And...
00:38:53 I lied to you all,
00:38:55 Because
00:38:58 Because
00:39:04 I was heartbroken...
00:39:07 You know, and I just wanted
00:39:11 I wanted it to be...
00:39:16 So everything I thought I had figured
00:39:19 I thought this bull had gone on
00:39:22 when, in fact, she was an old cow
00:39:24 I mean, what was
00:39:27 I was comparing
00:39:31 - which... okay, let's face it... sometimes they are.
00:39:37 But sometimes they are not.
00:39:40 Sometimes
00:39:44 or the hospital room door...
00:39:46 or the bedroom door and...
00:39:51 you find the real thing.
00:39:55 You find a guy who...
00:39:58 can sit with you when you
00:40:02 when you are knee-deep in Kleenex, and
00:40:05 and you are a complete
00:40:07 And he...
00:40:11 can still look at you
00:40:14 that Ray is not the last man
00:40:19 - [Audience Murmuring]
00:40:27 - [Chuckles]
00:40:34 - Eddie! Oh, my God.
00:40:44 [Man]
00:40:47 All right.
00:40:58 #I been searching
00:41:04 #For someone
00:41:11 - #I've been traveling all
00:41:14 Eddie!
00:41:17 - Oh, Eddie! - # Waiting
00:41:23 #Someone like you
00:41:30 #Someone like you #
00:41:33 - #Keep me satisfied #
00:41:36 - Stop. Stop.
00:41:43 Whew.
00:41:51 So, what you see
00:41:56 Minus a few gray hairs
00:42:03 I'm really sorry, Eddie.
00:42:08 You should have told me.
00:42:10 I should have told you
00:42:14 You were right.
00:42:18 It was about my nature.
00:42:21 Out of all the things
00:42:25 what scared me
00:42:29 that I would find it again.
00:42:32 Because I have.
00:42:41 Would you please
00:42:48 No.
00:42:56 #I have been #
00:43:00 #All around the world #
00:43:04 #Marching to the beat
00:43:11 So you're saying?
00:43:15 What do we got to lose?
00:43:19 - Everything?
00:43:23 #Someone like you #
00:43:27 # Can make it
00:43:29 #Someone like you #
00:43:33 #Keep me satisfied #
00:43:35 #Someone exactly like you #
00:43:41 #Someone exactly like you #
00:43:48 #Someone exactly like you #
00:43:55 # The best is yet to come #
00:44:02 # The best is yet to come ##
00:44:15 # Yeah #
00:44:22 #How do you do it
00:44:26 #Like there
00:44:30 # To make me stay #
00:44:33 #No tricks
00:44:36 #Not anything
00:44:39 #A second look and
00:44:42 #It's no mystery #
00:44:44 #It's in the way you love #
00:44:50 #It's in
00:44:55 #It's in the way you live #
00:45:01 #And give your heart away #
00:45:07 #It's in
00:45:13 #It's in the way
00:45:18 # That sets you
00:45:24 #And makes you
00:45:30 #And you are #
00:45:34 #Beautiful #
00:45:36 # You are #
00:45:43 #Pressed on my soul
00:45:48 # Goin' where
00:45:54 # Well, I don't know how
00:45:57 #My life
00:46:00 #I try but I just
00:46:03 #Down to one thing #
00:46:05 #It's in the way you love #
00:46:10 #It's in the little things
00:46:15 ##[Rock]
00:46:19 [Woman]
00:46:23 # Watch out #
00:46:25 # You might get
00:46:28 # Cool babies #
00:46:30 #Strange but not a stranger #
00:46:33 #I'm an ordinary guy #
00:46:37 #Burning down the house #
00:46:41 #Hold tight #
00:46:43 # Wait till the party's over #
00:46:45 #Hold tight #
00:46:47 # We're in for nasty weather #
00:46:50 # There has got to be a way #
00:46:54 #Burning down the house #
00:46:57 #Here's you ticket
00:47:00 # Time for jumpin' overboard #
00:47:03 # Transportation is here #
00:47:06 # Close enough but not too far
00:47:11 #Fight fire with fire #
00:47:16 #All wet #
00:47:18 #Hey, you might need
00:47:20 #Shakedown #
00:47:22 #Dreams walking
00:47:25 # Three hundred
00:47:29 #Burning down the house #
00:47:33 #Here was once upon a place
00:47:38 # Gonna come in first place #
00:47:41 #People on their way to work
00:47:46 # Gonna burst into flame #
00:47:50 #I don't know what you expect
00:47:55 #Fighting fire with fire #
00:48:04 #Burning down the house ##
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