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South Park Imaginationland
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All right, let's try over here. |
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Set up traps there, |
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Last time I saw him |
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This is so retarded, Cartman. |
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You've got everyone |
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It isn't a story, it's true! |
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I've seen him come through here |
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Hawk Eyes, this is |
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This is Hawk Eyes. We've set up |
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Copy that, Hawk Eyes. Keep surveillance |
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Just admit you were lying, Cartman, |
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Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle! |
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If I can prove there's a leprechaun, |
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Dragon Wind to Blackie: |
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- I don't want the code name Blackie. |
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Check your six and alert |
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- This is fucking retarded! |
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When that leprechaun shows |
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Don't forget I have |
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Yeah, and if you couldn't |
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you have to give me ten dollars! |
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Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet? |
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This is faggot. Go ahead. |
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Faggot I need you to keep surveillance |
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Okay, will do. |
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Faggot out. |
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Okay, that's enough. Everybody! |
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Cartman is just pulling one |
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because he's trying to get |
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It was here, I swear it! I don't know |
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You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass! |
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If you could prove it, I had to suck |
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you had to pay me |
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Uh, I got something! I got it! |
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It's uh... Oh jeez I think |
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- No, there is not a leprechaun. |
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- Dude... |
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Get it! |
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Get that fucking leprechaun! |
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Wow. Cool. No way. Whoa. Wow. |
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Eugh! Uh, move aside! Move aside! |
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All right, |
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You lads don't know what you're doing. |
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There's going to be an attack! |
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Tell me where the gold |
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Where'd he go? |
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I was sent to warn of a terrorist |
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Now the terrorists will |
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Dude. |
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Kyle... |
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Suck my balls. |
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Dad, where do leprechauns come from? |
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From Ireland. |
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So... why would one come to America |
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Kyle, leprechauns aren't real. |
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you need to understand the difference |
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I thought I did. |
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Oh, Ms. Broflovski, how |
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Oh, hello Eric. |
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Kyle, your friend is here. |
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Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike. |
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Well Kyle, shall we go up |
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Get out of here, Cartman, |
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Uh, Kyle, |
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is supposed to put a certain |
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- I'm not doing it, fatass! |
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- We had a deal, Kyle! |
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You signed an agreement, Kyle! |
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I don't care if |
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Ah hey now Kyle, if you made a deal |
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- Thank you, Mr. Broflovski. |
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That if he could prove leprechauns |
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- What what what? |
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You saw it, Kyle! |
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Yeah, Kyle's gonna suck balls. |
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Hey dudes. |
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Hey Kyle. |
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So, how was it? |
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- How was what? |
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I didn't suck his balls, all right? |
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Dude, why did you ever agree |
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I didn't think there would actually |
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Why would a leprechaun be |
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There's another |
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Excuse me. |
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Have you boys seen |
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What do you know |
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Oh, then you did see him. |
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That's wondiferous! |
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I want you to tell me everything he |
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All right I've had enough! |
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Well of course they are. |
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But just because they're imaginary |
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Haven't you boys ever |
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You, young man! How would |
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Or a swashbuckling pirate? |
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And you! How would you like |
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All it takes is a little... |
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- Who the hell are you? |
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I tell you what, boys. |
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What say we all take a ride on my... |
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Dude. |
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Hop aboard, kids. |
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Uh, are you gonna rape us? |
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No? |
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All right then. |
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Come on, guys. |
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Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty |
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All aboard the Imagination Balloon! |
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Some people feel |
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but I tell them that they're wrong, |
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'cause whenever I want |
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I just sing the Imagination Song. |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... |
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Imagination... Imagination... |
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Are you gonna take us |
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But my boy, we're already here. |
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- What is this place? |
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It's where all the wonderful |
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that humans have made up |
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Citizens of Imaginationland! |
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We have distinguished |
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Hello! |
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Welcome to Imaginationland. |
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We are honored to have |
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Wow, this is incredible, |
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and totally fucked |
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Now, good news, everyone! |
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These boys did see the leprechaun! |
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What did the leprechaun tell you? |
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Well he said there was gonna be a- |
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That there was gonna be a- |
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Oh fuck no! |
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Run, Toto! |
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Stan, we have to get out of here! |
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Quickly boys! Get on my back! |
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Fellas! Fellas wait! |
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- Hold on, fellas! |
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Don't leave me, fellas! Come back! |
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Dude! |
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- Hey guys! |
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Wha? Where...? |
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Oh. Oh dude. |
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Oh, it was just a dream. |
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It was all just a crazy dream. |
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Huh, oh my God. |
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Hello? |
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Dude, did you finish |
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I kind of lost track |
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No no, I hardly got any sleep. |
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I had this whole messed up |
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taking us to Imaginationland where |
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And then it got |
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- Yeah! How'd you know? |
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We jumped on a dragon's back, |
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Stan? Stanley? |
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You haven't seen your little |
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Why? |
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Our darling Butters |
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What did they say? |
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We don't wanna jump |
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we're worried that maybe |
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sodomized him over and over again, and |
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There there, darling. |
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Dude... |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Yesterday, |
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terrorists successfully attacked... |
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our imagination. |
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- Our imagination? |
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The imaginary attack appears |
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The effects of the attack are so far... |
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What do the terrorists |
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We can't imagine. |
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We've intercepted this videotape |
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Luckily we've kept it from |
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No! It's just a Care Bear! |
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Oh my God. |
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Later in the video we can |
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this one reading a forced statement. |
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Praise to the mighty Allah. |
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His divine grace and will |
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Oh jeez! |
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Uh, now see, |
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This is the price you pay, America! |
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You have defiled Allah, |
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and now we will shall turn |
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Death to the Infidels! |
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Can I go now? |
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Stan! Kyle! |
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Can you get me out of here? |
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Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have |
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It's only a matter of time before... |
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our imaginations start running wild. |
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I believe a serious blow |
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A travesty has occurred, |
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Kyle Broflovski did |
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sign a contract, |
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he has made no effort, nor does he show |
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I've given him ample time to fulfill |
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I stand before you with dry balls, |
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I've provided witnesses, |
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and still, my balls remain dry. |
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I want what I'm entitled to! |
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Mr. Broflovski, |
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Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles? |
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I... |
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Is this not your signature |
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But... |
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Come on! Really? |
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I mean, aren't there more |
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From what I've been presented |
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the court has no choice |
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to place Mr. Cartman's |
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and draw upon it succulently |
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Yes! |
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You have twenty four hours |
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If after that time you still refuse, |
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the court will be forced to |
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Thank you Your Honor. |
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This isn't a victory for me, this is |
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And my balls. |
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What I am about to tell |
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Two days ago, Muslim terrorists |
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Frankly we don't know what |
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In times like these the government |
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You creative filmmakers |
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That's why we've asked you here, |
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The Sixth Sense, Signs, |
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But can you use your amazing idea brain |
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What if... |
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What if it turns out |
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But they're actually werewolves? |
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No. No, they're terrorists. |
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But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, |
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By aliens? |
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No- No. That's not an idea, |
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We need ideas. |
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How about we make everyone |
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But really, |
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Get him out of here. |
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Mr. Bay, can you think of any |
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I believe I can. |
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We start... |
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and then we have |
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And it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL! |
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and motorcycles burst into flame while |
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No no! |
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We need ideas how |
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An eighteen-wheeler spins out |
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And then this huge |
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Those aren't ideas, |
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I... don't understand |
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I know you don't. |
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And being that we are |
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we thought maybe you could help us. |
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Ah, my nipples, they hurt! |
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Yes, uh, |
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I don't suppose you |
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how to fight these terrorists? |
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How about this? |
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You have that videotape |
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Well maybe if you did a background |
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you might find somebody |
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Somebody who doesn't |
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Hey... that's not a bad idea. |
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Yeah. Say what you |
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but the sonofabitch |
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Get the videotape and do a |
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Oogh! Yes! |
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All the imaginary characters |
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Count Chocula, Cinderella, |
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But here. |
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Nothing in American folklore |
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He appears to be... just some kid. |
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Stan! Kyle! |
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I want digital imaging |
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If that kid isn't imaginary |
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where he's from, |
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Yes sir! |
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Who are you?... |
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Uh, excuse me? |
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Uh, I'm actually not imaginary, |
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and my parents are gonna |
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Okay, sorry. Sorry. |
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Can you tell |
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They're going something |
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No! Leave me alone! Ha! |
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It doesn't make sense. |
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The only reason they would- |
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Oh my God. |
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They're gonna blow up the Barrier! |
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- What's the Barrier? |
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The wall which separates the evil side |
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No! No you can't |
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Are you insane? |
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- We can't let this happen. |
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Yeah. You have to stop them, kid. |
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Me? What am I supposed to do? |
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Don't you get it? |
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all the most evil things ever |
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and take over |
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You have to do something! |
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Thanks for coming, everyone. |
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The big moment is finally here, |
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He's not gonna show up |
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He has to. |
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Eric, I'm a little concerned about your |
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It just seems a little fa... faggy. |
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Faggy? What? You think I want Kyle |
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This is about humiliation, people! |
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This is about Kyle finally |
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He was wrong, and so now |
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and kiss his ring. |
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Except the ring is my balls. |
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Hey, he's here. |
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What? Move aside, move aside! |
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- Dude, do you really have to do it? |
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Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle, |
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God damnit! |
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Yes. Yes! |
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That's them, sir. |
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You boys need to come with us |
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Who are you? |
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There's no time! |
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Hey, let go of him! |
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We aren't going to hurt your little |
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No! No, he has to suck my balls! |
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No! |
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Kyle! |
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No! No! |
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Hold on! Hold on a second! |
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Now, you really should think |
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I know you think attacking |
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but will it really? |
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If you destroy that wall, |
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all the most evil parts of |
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but... will it really make |
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Maybe it's time for us all to just... |
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Jesus Christ, no! |
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That was your plan to stop them? |
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Yeah, and that's |
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That's fucking stupid! |
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They are coming... |
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Glad I picked you up, kid. |
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It's dangerous for someone |
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Yeah well, |
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he no longer cares about danger. |
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You going to Washington |
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I've got unfinished business. |
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You go through life |
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then you learn |
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is the justice you take. |
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Make no mistake, Kyle. |
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Before this is over, |
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Oh, it was just a dream. |
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Come on, Butters. Mom's cooked |
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Hoho! Mom, Dad, |
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and terrorists attacked it. |
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You are in Imaginationland. |
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- Huh? |
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Come on, wake up, kid! |
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No, wait! Uh I was back home in bed! |
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No! You passed out |
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Look! The evil of Imaginationland |
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Oh hamburgers! |
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Everyone! |
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Come with me, little boy! |
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Wa! It's Alien! |
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Predator! |
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Look, we already told |
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Some guy just showed up in a big balloon |
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What we want to know is how! |
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We need to find a way |
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you've been there! |
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We just... went on a balloon ride. |
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There must have been some |
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- Dude, we don't remember. |
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Terrorists have attacked |
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and now our imaginations |
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- You'd better start remembering! |
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What? |
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We've suspected |
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was working on a doorway |
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Is that where you were? |
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- No. |
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Where do the Chinese keep this portal? |
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It it better than ours? |
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Your what? |
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Our portal to the imagination |
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back in 1962 to fight the Soviets- |
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Shhh! Tom! |
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That's super-secret. |
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Oh, I'm sorry sir. |
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Wait. The U.S. Government |
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Aw, see? Good job, Tom! |
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Why don't you just tell |
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Yes sir. We built |
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to use against the Russians |
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That was sarcasm! I was being |
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Aw jeez, I'm really sorry sir. |
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If you already built a doorway to the |
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All right, we might as well |
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Every night, the dream is the same. |
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I'm on my way to |
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because we had a bet that if |
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he would suck my balls. |
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And it turns out I was right. |
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Time to pay up, Kyle. |
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But then... |
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No! |
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No! |
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It's been taken from me. |
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I have dry balls... |
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Balls so dry they explode like dust. |
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You okay, kid? |
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No. I've got dry balls. |
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And I'm running out of time. |
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Ever since the Cold War, |
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the U.S. Government has |
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to build a doorway |
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It is called |
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That's not very imaginative. |
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According to all the tests and the data, |
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but... it never has. |
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But we're close, sir. |
| 00:27:00 |
They've been saying |
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You're the ones, right? The kids |
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I guess. |
| 00:27:07 |
What was the sequence |
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We know there's some kind of resonance |
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Look, we're sorry, you guys, |
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and the dude sang a song |
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Song? You didn't say |
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- What song? |
| 00:27:22 |
The fractal converter |
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because it was waiting |
| 00:27:27 |
Quick boys: how does |
| 00:27:31 |
Imagination... |
| 00:27:35 |
Imagination... |
| 00:27:38 |
Sir, uh I'm getting some |
| 00:27:40 |
It's weak, |
| 00:27:43 |
Was there more to the Imagination Song? |
| 00:27:48 |
Imagination... Imagina... |
| 00:27:53 |
No, no dude, it went up there. |
| 00:27:55 |
- Imagina... |
| 00:27:58 |
Dude, we don't remember. |
| 00:28:00 |
I'm just about through playing with |
| 00:28:03 |
You have to remember |
| 00:28:11 |
Mayor, Mayor, |
| 00:28:14 |
Please, sir. |
| 00:28:17 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:28:18 |
All you have to do is tap |
| 00:28:22 |
Really? |
| 00:28:24 |
No, you fucking dipshit, |
| 00:28:29 |
Mayor, what are we supposed to do, |
| 00:28:32 |
Get to Castle Sunshine! |
| 00:28:35 |
Castle Sunshine? |
| 00:28:37 |
Through the Gumdrop Forest. |
| 00:28:41 |
Look out for the evil characters! |
| 00:28:43 |
They're assembling |
| 00:28:48 |
We are free! |
| 00:28:53 |
Not all, foolish orc! |
| 00:28:55 |
There are still parts of Imaginationland |
| 00:28:59 |
Tomorrow, we shall build |
| 00:29:03 |
Who put you in charge, Krueger? |
| 00:29:09 |
Nonsense! Your evil is stale. |
| 00:29:12 |
I am the most evil |
| 00:29:18 |
Now come on y'all. |
| 00:29:20 |
we're supposed to all be |
| 00:29:22 |
Yeah. You're all right, |
| 00:29:24 |
Yay! |
| 00:29:26 |
What evil imaginary |
| 00:29:29 |
They were dreamt up |
| 00:29:31 |
as part of his Christmas Story. |
| 00:29:33 |
Now come on y'all. |
| 00:29:35 |
there could still be |
| 00:29:37 |
We need to hunt them down, |
| 00:29:39 |
- And eat their flesh! |
| 00:29:43 |
How about we kill them, |
| 00:29:46 |
so we can use their blood |
| 00:29:49 |
Say, that's a great idea, |
| 00:29:55 |
Man, I do not want to meet |
| 00:29:59 |
Look, I want some Goddamn answers! |
| 00:30:01 |
You brought my friend |
| 00:30:03 |
Where is he? What is going on? |
| 00:30:05 |
I'm sorry, sir. |
| 00:30:07 |
Something is going on, and I have |
| 00:30:10 |
There's somebody asking a lot |
| 00:30:13 |
Let me handle this! |
| 00:30:14 |
I'm sorry, but there is no such |
| 00:30:20 |
Imagination Doorway. |
| 00:30:21 |
It was started in the Sixties |
| 00:30:25 |
Right. |
| 00:30:26 |
Imagina-a-ation, Imagina- |
| 00:30:29 |
Wait, maybe that's where he went really |
| 00:30:33 |
Imagina-ation. |
| 00:30:35 |
Right, then it was: Imagina-ation, |
| 00:30:37 |
Imagina-ation. Imagina-atio-on. |
| 00:30:46 |
It's open! It's open! |
| 00:30:48 |
Getting readings |
| 00:30:50 |
That's it. We've made an opening |
| 00:30:57 |
All right, that's enough! We've |
| 00:31:01 |
It's time to go in |
| 00:31:03 |
and get our imaginations |
| 00:31:10 |
How much further to Castle Sunshine? |
| 00:31:12 |
Snarf, I'm not sure snarf snarf. |
| 00:31:18 |
- What was that? |
| 00:31:22 |
Oh Christ. |
| 00:31:27 |
Please, let me go. |
| 00:31:35 |
Oh my God! Snarf. |
| 00:31:42 |
Please! No more torture! |
| 00:31:45 |
Just kill me! Just fucking kill me! |
| 00:31:49 |
Yes! Now kill her! |
| 00:31:51 |
Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't |
| 00:31:56 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:31:58 |
Yeah, that's super hardcore. |
| 00:31:59 |
Now come on y'all. |
| 00:32:02 |
Hey! I know! |
| 00:32:05 |
Let's make her eat her own eyeball, |
| 00:32:09 |
How about we get someone with AIDS |
| 00:32:11 |
to pee in her eye socket, |
| 00:32:17 |
Nobody here has AIDS! |
| 00:32:20 |
But we've got to have AIDS |
| 00:32:24 |
Now don't be down y'all. I bet |
| 00:32:30 |
Dude, run, run, run! |
| 00:32:39 |
All right, men. |
| 00:32:41 |
We don't know what you'll experience |
| 00:32:44 |
but it will most |
| 00:32:47 |
If you reach our imagination, |
| 00:32:49 |
you are to take every step |
| 00:32:52 |
- Are you ready? |
| 00:32:53 |
Are you ready, Kurt Russell? |
| 00:32:55 |
I... I don't understand why I'm here. |
| 00:32:59 |
Yes, but you were in that one |
| 00:33:02 |
That gives you more |
| 00:33:04 |
All right, here we go! Men! Forward! |
| 00:33:07 |
- Sir, we have a security breach! |
| 00:33:10 |
There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, |
| 00:33:13 |
Sector Two? |
| 00:33:17 |
Cartman? |
| 00:33:20 |
Hello Kyle! Thought you could |
| 00:33:23 |
- Who the hell are you? |
| 00:33:26 |
that if I could prove that I saw |
| 00:33:29 |
Get him out of here! |
| 00:33:30 |
No! Hold on a second! |
| 00:33:32 |
I have a contract, validated |
| 00:33:35 |
Let me see that! |
| 00:33:40 |
Why would you agree |
| 00:33:43 |
I didn't think there was going |
| 00:33:45 |
All right, |
| 00:33:47 |
Go on, we have work to do here. |
| 00:33:49 |
Wha? Well wait, I wanna |
| 00:33:51 |
You signed an agreement, kid. We don't |
| 00:33:56 |
- Stan? |
| 00:34:02 |
The conference room is which way? |
| 00:34:05 |
Well, well, well. Here we are, Kyle. |
| 00:34:08 |
You tried to bail out on our agreement, |
| 00:34:11 |
I didn't "bail," I got |
| 00:34:14 |
Well we're here now, |
| 00:34:17 |
Care for some nuts? |
| 00:34:18 |
Oh, that's right. I guess you'll |
| 00:34:22 |
Cartman, |
| 00:34:24 |
We went to Imaginationland, |
| 00:34:25 |
terrorists attacked it, |
| 00:34:30 |
Oh jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle. It's just that |
| 00:34:33 |
See, I'm really only interested in |
| 00:34:36 |
and so you have to suck my balls. |
| 00:34:38 |
Okay, fine. You know what? |
| 00:34:41 |
Oh nonono, nononot so fast, Kyle. |
| 00:34:43 |
I've waited a long time for this, and |
| 00:34:48 |
No, I'm serious! |
| 00:34:49 |
I wanna see what's happening |
| 00:34:51 |
Not... just yet, Kyle. |
| 00:34:55 |
By the way, I should tell you |
| 00:34:57 |
to shower while |
| 00:34:59 |
My balls are... extra vinegary... |
| 00:35:02 |
Just get to it already! |
| 00:35:06 |
- Entering the portal in five seconds. |
| 00:35:11 |
Check 1, 2. |
| 00:35:13 |
Good luck men! Godspeed! |
| 00:35:34 |
What do we have? |
| 00:35:37 |
We're here. We're somewhere. |
| 00:35:41 |
- They are inside the imagination, sir. |
| 00:35:44 |
There's lots of... |
| 00:35:48 |
some castles in the distance, eh... |
| 00:35:50 |
Wait... |
| 00:35:51 |
Something's coming for us! |
| 00:35:54 |
It's coming out of |
| 00:35:58 |
Oh, Aw, it's just a cute |
| 00:36:03 |
- The little squirrel talks. |
| 00:36:09 |
Ask the squirrel what it |
| 00:36:12 |
Wait a minute, eh. |
| 00:36:14 |
Oh why, why it's a whole |
| 00:36:17 |
Wait, woodland critters... |
| 00:36:19 |
There's a talking bear |
| 00:36:21 |
They seem to be Christmas critters. |
| 00:36:24 |
Well hello. Yes, hi. |
| 00:36:27 |
- Get them out of there! |
| 00:36:28 |
- Tell them to get away now! |
| 00:36:31 |
Oh the... cute little bear's |
| 00:36:35 |
Uh hello there, little animals, |
| 00:36:41 |
Kurt Russell, what's going on? |
| 00:36:43 |
They're raping me! |
| 00:36:45 |
They're raping me! |
| 00:36:48 |
Get out of there, Kurt Russell! |
| 00:36:49 |
They're raping all of us! |
| 00:36:54 |
They're raping us and it hurts! |
| 00:37:01 |
I was thinking of using a high-speed |
| 00:37:03 |
- What do you think? |
| 00:37:05 |
will you stop wasting time? |
| 00:37:07 |
No, you're right, Kyle. |
| 00:37:08 |
A higher depth of field will |
| 00:37:11 |
There we go. |
| 00:37:14 |
Now, Kyle, |
| 00:37:17 |
are you gonna think about how |
| 00:37:19 |
are you just gonna try and focus on |
| 00:37:21 |
how rough and salty |
| 00:37:23 |
- Let's just do it! |
| 00:37:26 |
You certainly are eager |
| 00:37:28 |
Are you ball-famished? |
| 00:37:30 |
You see, Kyle, I wonder if |
| 00:37:34 |
- Everyone to the main hall now! Go! |
| 00:37:38 |
Everyone to the main hall now! |
| 00:37:40 |
No! Goddamnit no! |
| 00:37:45 |
Boy snarf snarf, |
| 00:37:49 |
Aw, Sn-Snarf, could you maybe |
| 00:37:52 |
Wait! There it is. We made it! |
| 00:37:55 |
Castle Sunshine! |
| 00:38:02 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:38:06 |
Hurry! Get inside! |
| 00:38:07 |
The evil imaginary |
| 00:38:09 |
Lock down the gates! |
| 00:38:12 |
Wait! Wait! |
| 00:38:15 |
What imaginary character are you? |
| 00:38:17 |
The Lollipop King? |
| 00:38:20 |
And I'm Snarf. |
| 00:38:24 |
And what imaginary |
| 00:38:26 |
Oh, uh, uh I'm not imaginary. |
| 00:38:29 |
What's a "Butters"? |
| 00:38:30 |
The Mayor brought him and some |
| 00:38:33 |
before the terrorist attack. |
| 00:38:35 |
So you came from the real world |
| 00:38:37 |
at precisely the same |
| 00:38:39 |
That seems like quite a coincidence! |
| 00:38:41 |
I, well I was just |
| 00:38:44 |
and wu-we caught a leprechaun, |
| 00:38:45 |
You caught the Leprechaun? Take him! |
| 00:38:48 |
Perseus! |
| 00:38:54 |
Talk to me! What's going on? |
| 00:38:57 |
Something is... coming through |
| 00:39:09 |
What is it? |
| 00:39:11 |
It's like a... half man half bear! |
| 00:39:14 |
And half pig! |
| 00:39:17 |
Oh! No, no wait! |
| 00:39:23 |
Look out! |
| 00:39:26 |
No! I think it's more like a half man, |
| 00:39:30 |
Reverse the doorway! |
| 00:39:36 |
Kyle! |
| 00:39:58 |
Please! I didn't help the terrorists |
| 00:40:02 |
That is for the Council |
| 00:40:05 |
Don't worry, kid, |
| 00:40:07 |
some of the most highly-regarded |
| 00:40:08 |
imaginary characters |
| 00:40:12 |
Fellow Council, |
| 00:40:15 |
The evil forces amass |
| 00:40:18 |
Zeus believes we should evacuate. |
| 00:40:21 |
Yes. Their power outmatches ours. |
| 00:40:23 |
If they are giving us a chance |
| 00:40:26 |
And what say you, Morpheus? |
| 00:40:28 |
How are we to know |
| 00:40:31 |
Their offer could be a trap. |
| 00:40:33 |
Perhaps we must flee |
| 00:40:35 |
Surely they wouldn't chase us there. |
| 00:40:37 |
No, we can't. |
| 00:40:39 |
Come on, you guys, this is our home. |
| 00:40:41 |
We have to fight, |
| 00:40:44 |
I'm with Jesus. The evil characters |
| 00:40:51 |
That may be, |
| 00:40:56 |
Forgive my intrusion, |
| 00:40:58 |
but this boy has infiltrated |
| 00:41:01 |
Bring him here! |
| 00:41:06 |
Clear! |
| 00:41:12 |
I'm sorry. He's gone. |
| 00:41:18 |
Kyle's... dead? |
| 00:41:21 |
Damnit. Damnit! |
| 00:41:24 |
No! Kyle can't die. |
| 00:41:27 |
I'm sorry, young man. |
| 00:41:30 |
Kyle? |
| 00:41:32 |
Well... at least now he doesn't |
| 00:41:39 |
No! |
| 00:41:40 |
No, he has a strong heart! |
| 00:41:43 |
Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy! |
| 00:41:47 |
He's gone, little boy. |
| 00:41:50 |
Zap him again! Do it! |
| 00:41:51 |
- Charging. |
| 00:41:55 |
- Come on buddy. Come on buddy. |
| 00:42:01 |
Get out of here! |
| 00:42:06 |
Godamnit Kyle, you never walked away |
| 00:42:10 |
Fight! Fight! Right now! |
| 00:42:13 |
Fight! Fight! Fight! |
| 00:42:27 |
Give him some air. |
| 00:42:29 |
There, easy. Breathe easy. |
| 00:42:31 |
He's okay. |
| 00:42:33 |
He can still suck my balls! |
| 00:42:36 |
Let's get him some lemon |
| 00:42:41 |
I believe this child was brought |
| 00:42:46 |
Perhaps the Mayor |
| 00:42:48 |
What are you saying, Aslan? That if |
| 00:42:52 |
Yes. If we are to take back |
| 00:42:56 |
this little boy might be the key. |
| 00:42:59 |
Aw, I'm the key? |
| 00:43:00 |
Could I not be the key, Morpheus? |
| 00:43:04 |
If you ever wanna see |
| 00:43:06 |
you'll have to rise |
| 00:43:08 |
But I, but I'm supposed |
| 00:43:10 |
and instead, I got Snarf and Popeye |
| 00:43:14 |
It is a dark time for all of us, |
| 00:43:17 |
But know that if |
| 00:43:19 |
everything will turn out all right. |
| 00:43:29 |
Sir? Are you sure about this? |
| 00:43:31 |
We have no choice. |
| 00:43:33 |
Terrorists have attacked us |
| 00:43:36 |
There's no other option. |
| 00:43:38 |
We have to nuke our imagination. |
| 00:43:51 |
Wake up, Kyle. |
| 00:44:54 |
|
| 00:44:56 |
Back it up! |
| 00:44:58 |
Look! |
| 00:44:59 |
Right there! |
| 00:45:01 |
See that? |
| 00:45:02 |
|
| 00:45:04 |
What does that look like to you? |
| 00:45:06 |
It's ManBearPig! |
| 00:45:08 |
I told you it was real! |
| 00:45:10 |
Look again! |
| 00:45:13 |
There! Half man, |
| 00:45:18 |
Do you see it? |
| 00:45:20 |
Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore. |
| 00:45:22 |
Something big is going on, |
| 00:45:24 |
and the American people |
| 00:45:26 |
I'm off! |
| 00:45:37 |
The final battle is about to begin. |
| 00:45:40 |
At this very moment, the evil imaginary |
| 00:45:46 |
They come by the thousands. |
| 00:45:48 |
And they will not rest |
| 00:45:53 |
- This is gonna be fun, huh? |
| 00:45:57 |
And so we prepare |
| 00:46:02 |
Sweet and cuddly |
| 00:46:05 |
many who have never held a weapon, |
| 00:46:08 |
must now fight for their very lives. |
| 00:46:12 |
But fight against them, we must. |
| 00:46:15 |
For darkness cannot |
| 00:46:19 |
That my child, is why we need you. |
| 00:46:29 |
But... I don't... |
| 00:46:32 |
With your help on the battlefield, |
| 00:46:36 |
Why I'm just a dumb kid! |
| 00:46:39 |
Young boy, |
| 00:46:40 |
you have a power here |
| 00:46:52 |
He's recovering, but there's |
| 00:46:55 |
The boy says he's been |
| 00:47:00 |
Hello? |
| 00:47:02 |
Hello? Anybody? |
| 00:47:06 |
Stan? |
| 00:47:07 |
Hello? |
| 00:47:09 |
Stan? |
| 00:47:11 |
Good morning, Kyle. |
| 00:47:13 |
- Cartman, what's happened? |
| 00:47:16 |
Well, let's see: |
| 00:47:17 |
You bet me that I couldn't |
| 00:47:19 |
And if I could prove it, |
| 00:47:23 |
No, I mean what happened |
| 00:47:25 |
You just rest, Kyle. |
| 00:47:26 |
Look what I made for you. A sundae. |
| 00:47:30 |
It has hot fudge and whipped |
| 00:47:33 |
I feel like something is missing; |
| 00:47:36 |
What else belongs on a sundae besides |
| 00:47:41 |
Hot fudge, whipped cream, |
| 00:47:43 |
what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle? |
| 00:47:46 |
What else goes on a sundae besides |
| 00:47:50 |
Oh, that's right! |
| 00:47:51 |
My balls! |
| 00:47:53 |
Cartman, what is going on out there? |
| 00:47:56 |
Oh, he got sucked through that portal |
| 00:47:59 |
So are you all set for |
| 00:48:01 |
Wait, what do you mean? |
| 00:48:03 |
Don't try to change |
| 00:48:05 |
You've done a really good |
| 00:48:07 |
but it's finally time to settle. |
| 00:48:10 |
Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. |
| 00:48:16 |
Aslan, the evil characters |
| 00:48:19 |
Get everyone to the battlefield! |
| 00:48:22 |
Quickly young boy, |
| 00:48:24 |
What powers? I don't understand. |
| 00:48:27 |
You are real. You are a creator. |
| 00:48:30 |
That means you can imagine |
| 00:48:34 |
I... I can? |
| 00:48:36 |
Santa Claus was killed |
| 00:48:39 |
The first thing we need |
| 00:48:43 |
- How? |
| 00:48:45 |
Imagine Santa and nothing else. |
| 00:48:48 |
How am I supposed to focus |
| 00:48:50 |
Think only of one thing. |
| 00:48:54 |
Whatever is most prominent |
| 00:49:02 |
Butters! |
| 00:49:04 |
You are grounded, mister! |
| 00:49:07 |
Grounded! |
| 00:49:09 |
No, nonono, no no no! |
| 00:49:12 |
What are you doing? We need Santa! |
| 00:49:15 |
I'm trying! |
| 00:49:16 |
Come on, kid, imagine Santa! |
| 00:49:19 |
You must believe in Santa! |
| 00:49:22 |
Believe in Santa! Right now! |
| 00:49:29 |
Kevin, can I get some more |
| 00:49:32 |
Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split. |
| 00:49:34 |
Cartman, will you shut up? |
| 00:49:37 |
A new terrorist attack |
| 00:49:39 |
This time, in our imagination. |
| 00:49:42 |
Al Gore brought this video |
| 00:49:45 |
sparking demands by everyone who |
| 00:49:49 |
We were hoping to keep this quiet |
| 00:49:53 |
two days ago there was a terrorist |
| 00:49:57 |
and now our imaginations |
| 00:50:03 |
Our imaginations are running |
| 00:50:07 |
By attacking our imagination |
| 00:50:08 |
the terrorists have found |
| 00:50:11 |
And we've determined |
| 00:50:13 |
is to nuke our imagination. |
| 00:50:16 |
Is nuking our imagination |
| 00:50:19 |
Aren't there other, more peaceful ways |
| 00:50:24 |
Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell |
| 00:50:28 |
We tried that! And Kurt Russell |
| 00:50:33 |
A-ooch. |
| 00:50:36 |
The Pentagon claims that because |
| 00:50:40 |
the military doesn't need |
| 00:50:44 |
That's bullcrap, man! |
| 00:50:45 |
You can't nuke our imagination! |
| 00:50:48 |
Don't nuke our imagination bro! |
| 00:50:52 |
Mike, does the military have |
| 00:50:55 |
Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're |
| 00:50:59 |
state government has |
| 00:51:01 |
that imaginary characters are real. |
| 00:51:03 |
I cite a famous case of Cartman v. |
| 00:51:06 |
in which a U.S. court found |
| 00:51:09 |
Yes, I believe the defendant had to |
| 00:51:13 |
- That's right, Steven, yeah. |
| 00:51:16 |
Hello? Can anybody hear me? |
| 00:51:19 |
Stan! Dude, is that you? |
| 00:51:22 |
Kyle? Where are you? |
| 00:51:25 |
No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. |
| 00:51:31 |
- Oh that makes sense. |
| 00:51:35 |
I'm in like a gumdrop forest. |
| 00:51:37 |
I just saw Strawberry Shortcake |
| 00:51:44 |
Wait, hang on. I think something |
| 00:51:52 |
- The evil characters are here. |
| 00:52:19 |
There's no time left! |
| 00:52:20 |
You have to get control of your |
| 00:52:25 |
Santa. Santa. |
| 00:52:27 |
Think. Jolly old Santa. |
| 00:52:31 |
Red suit, white beard... |
| 00:52:33 |
Santa! |
| 00:52:40 |
How does that look? Can you |
| 00:52:44 |
A shocking new development |
| 00:52:47 |
The Supreme Court has |
| 00:52:50 |
that imaginary things |
| 00:52:52 |
and therefore no approval |
| 00:52:55 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:52:57 |
This of course overturns any |
| 00:53:01 |
including the famous Cartman v. |
| 00:53:05 |
What? |
| 00:53:06 |
So it appears the military |
| 00:53:10 |
one they are calling |
| 00:53:11 |
"Operation Nuke the Imagination |
| 00:53:15 |
Kyle? What's happening? |
| 00:53:17 |
The government is gonna |
| 00:53:19 |
What? You can't let them do that! |
| 00:53:21 |
- What am I supposed to do? |
| 00:53:25 |
Uh oh, what is that? |
| 00:53:27 |
Hey! Get out of here! |
| 00:53:29 |
Stan? Stan? |
| 00:53:33 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:53:34 |
I'm going to try to save Stan |
| 00:53:36 |
Okay, but you you have to |
| 00:53:38 |
No I don't! |
| 00:53:41 |
- We had a deal, Kyle! |
| 00:53:44 |
And the government just declared they |
| 00:53:47 |
It's over! |
| 00:53:50 |
It isn't over! |
| 00:53:53 |
It isn't over, Kyle! |
| 00:53:54 |
I have not waited this long to see |
| 00:53:58 |
Go ahead and go. |
| 00:54:00 |
But I swear on my life! |
| 00:54:02 |
Before this day is over! |
| 00:54:04 |
You, will, suck my balls! |
| 00:54:08 |
I swear it! |
| 00:54:20 |
I need more spinach for Popeye! |
| 00:54:25 |
I got one. I got him. |
| 00:54:27 |
Hey there. |
| 00:54:31 |
Yeah! |
| 00:54:34 |
We're losing the battle! |
| 00:54:37 |
- Then the day is lost. |
| 00:54:42 |
What? What happened? |
| 00:54:45 |
You did it, kid! |
| 00:54:46 |
Quickly Santa! |
| 00:54:49 |
Huh? Oh, all right. |
| 00:54:53 |
Make way for Santa! |
| 00:55:01 |
Now you see your potential, |
| 00:55:04 |
But there is still much more we need |
| 00:55:12 |
This area is restricted, little boy. |
| 00:55:14 |
Please, I need to talk |
| 00:55:16 |
They can't set off that nuke. |
| 00:55:17 |
Get behind the line |
| 00:55:21 |
No nukes in our imagination, bro! |
| 00:55:26 |
You don't understand! |
| 00:55:28 |
I can hear him in my head! |
| 00:55:29 |
You pot-smoking hippies aren't |
| 00:55:34 |
Stop that nuke! |
| 00:55:36 |
Stop that nuke! |
| 00:55:37 |
Stop that nuke! |
| 00:55:39 |
What's going on here? |
| 00:55:44 |
The military has to do this! |
| 00:55:46 |
It's their only way |
| 00:55:59 |
Good, Butters. Now imagine |
| 00:56:04 |
Aslan! We're losing the battle! |
| 00:56:07 |
We managed to fight off |
| 00:56:10 |
now our troops are being |
| 00:56:13 |
Cavity Creeps? |
| 00:56:15 |
We make holes in teeth! |
| 00:56:19 |
- What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? |
| 00:56:24 |
Quickly! You must imagine |
| 00:56:30 |
Yes! |
| 00:56:32 |
His powers are getting stronger. |
| 00:56:36 |
Aslan, we've captured a spy! |
| 00:56:38 |
He was sneaking around |
| 00:56:40 |
Stan! Hey look, |
| 00:56:43 |
No, no! I got sucked through Operation |
| 00:56:47 |
Project Imagination Doorway? |
| 00:56:50 |
Nevermind! The battle is almost won! |
| 00:56:55 |
No, you don't understand. |
| 00:56:57 |
The government is about |
| 00:56:59 |
What? |
| 00:57:01 |
Why would they nuke Imaginationland? |
| 00:57:03 |
So the terrorists can't |
| 00:57:05 |
We can get Imaginationland |
| 00:57:08 |
the Chosen One just needs more time! |
| 00:57:10 |
- The Chosen One? |
| 00:57:14 |
Missile launch sequence initiated. |
| 00:57:17 |
All right, people, |
| 00:57:20 |
- Sir, we have a security breach! |
| 00:57:22 |
There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, |
| 00:57:25 |
Sector 2? |
| 00:57:31 |
What the hell do you think you're doing |
| 00:57:35 |
What? |
| 00:57:36 |
You just can't declare |
| 00:57:39 |
Who are you to say what's real? |
| 00:57:40 |
Think about it: is blue real? |
| 00:57:44 |
Imaginary things are things made up |
| 00:57:48 |
Yeah, and they detract from real things, |
| 00:57:52 |
Maybe Jesus is imaginary too. |
| 00:57:54 |
Oh, you'd better not say that! |
| 00:57:57 |
It's possible that hell |
| 00:58:00 |
So then, we're about to nuke hell... |
| 00:58:05 |
Hell yeah, |
| 00:58:07 |
What if heaven is imaginary? |
| 00:58:10 |
- Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. |
| 00:58:13 |
Look, maybe they're |
| 00:58:15 |
Santa and Jesus |
| 00:58:18 |
Maybe they're all real |
| 00:58:21 |
Santa Claus and leprechauns |
| 00:58:23 |
but Jesus and hell are real! |
| 00:58:25 |
- Then, what about Buddha? |
| 00:58:28 |
Aw, see? Now you're |
| 00:58:31 |
Am I real? |
| 00:58:33 |
All right, enough! |
| 00:58:34 |
Keep that kid out of the way and |
| 00:58:37 |
No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit! |
| 00:58:43 |
Kyle? |
| 00:58:44 |
- Kyle, what happened? |
| 00:58:47 |
- What? |
| 00:58:49 |
There's nothing I can do! |
| 00:58:51 |
Dude, you can't let |
| 00:58:54 |
They say they can do whatever they want |
| 00:58:57 |
Well you have to convince |
| 00:59:00 |
No way, dude, |
| 00:59:02 |
Whatever it takes, |
| 00:59:05 |
Hang on, Kyle, |
| 00:59:07 |
Huh? |
| 00:59:09 |
- Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. |
| 00:59:12 |
What seems to be the problem, |
| 00:59:15 |
Jesus, I can't do anything. |
| 00:59:16 |
I'm just a fourth grader |
| 00:59:21 |
Uh, hello? Jesus? |
| 00:59:23 |
No eh, |
| 00:59:28 |
Look, I know this seems |
| 00:59:30 |
but do you remember when |
| 00:59:33 |
I mean, that seemed |
| 00:59:35 |
Yeah, I guess. |
| 00:59:37 |
Okay, now hold on, because Superman |
| 00:59:41 |
- Kyle, this is Superman. |
| 00:59:45 |
I know that saving people |
| 00:59:47 |
but no matter what it takes, |
| 00:59:50 |
- I know. |
| 00:59:52 |
Now hang on, because |
| 00:59:54 |
- Oh God... |
| 00:59:57 |
He's gonna talk to you |
| 01:00:07 |
Popeye, I need some help here! |
| 01:00:09 |
Popeye is being raped |
| 01:00:16 |
Hey, what is that? |
| 01:00:22 |
More spinach for Popeye! |
| 01:00:26 |
Imagine an M60 for Jesus! |
| 01:00:30 |
All right! |
| 01:00:33 |
The boy is doing it! |
| 01:00:39 |
Missile launch in one minute. |
| 01:00:41 |
Goddamnit, you stupid assholes |
| 01:00:44 |
Prepare for launch... |
| 01:00:46 |
- Sir, we have a security breach! |
| 01:00:48 |
There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, |
| 01:00:51 |
Sector 2? |
| 01:00:56 |
- Kyle? |
| 01:00:59 |
Listen, you don't have to do this! |
| 01:01:00 |
Our imaginations aren't |
| 01:01:03 |
Why is it so easy for children |
| 01:01:06 |
You have to stop! |
| 01:01:08 |
If I'm not mistaken, you're the one |
| 01:01:12 |
- So why do you care what happens? |
| 01:01:16 |
Um... |
| 01:01:17 |
Because I think... they are real. |
| 01:01:20 |
It's all real. |
| 01:01:21 |
Think about it. Haven't |
| 01:01:24 |
affected your lives more |
| 01:01:28 |
I mean, whether Jesus |
| 01:01:31 |
he's had a bigger impact |
| 01:01:33 |
And the same could be said of Bugs |
| 01:01:37 |
They've changed my life, |
| 01:01:41 |
Doesn't that make |
| 01:01:45 |
They might be imaginary, but they're |
| 01:01:49 |
And they're all gonna be |
| 01:01:52 |
So in a way, |
| 01:01:54 |
those things are more |
| 01:02:07 |
Abort the sequence. |
| 01:02:14 |
Sir, he was right. |
| 01:02:16 |
It does appear that our imaginations |
| 01:02:19 |
Do an imaginary sweep. |
| 01:02:22 |
So Kyle, |
| 01:02:25 |
Guess that means |
| 01:02:28 |
And you know what that means, Kyle. |
| 01:02:29 |
Just let it go with your fucking |
| 01:02:33 |
Your friends have been in danger and |
| 01:02:35 |
Well I've decided, |
| 01:02:38 |
that I am never sucking your balls, |
| 01:02:40 |
They can throw me in jail for |
| 01:02:43 |
going to suck your balls, ever! |
| 01:02:46 |
What happened? |
| 01:02:48 |
- There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. |
| 01:02:53 |
Oh Jesus, no! |
| 01:03:10 |
That's it, Aslan! |
| 01:03:13 |
The day is ours! |
| 01:03:21 |
Kyle! |
| 01:03:22 |
Fellas! Where'd you come from? |
| 01:03:26 |
What is that? |
| 01:04:15 |
He did it! |
| 01:04:17 |
Oh look, I'm back! |
| 01:04:20 |
Nice going, kid. |
| 01:04:24 |
The evil characters! |
| 01:04:28 |
- Dude! How did you do that, Butters? |
| 01:04:35 |
You know, I really have |
| 01:04:37 |
What Kyle said about imaginary |
| 01:04:40 |
Butters using his imagination? |
| 01:04:43 |
well maybe we all have |
| 01:04:49 |
Oh, why look, it's me. |
| 01:04:51 |
And... |
| 01:04:54 |
And there's Kyle. |
| 01:04:55 |
And, what's Kyle about to do? |
| 01:04:59 |
Cartman, don't! |
| 01:05:00 |
O-hoo Kyle! |
| 01:05:04 |
Oho, look! |
| 01:05:07 |
- Dude. |
| 01:05:09 |
Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, |
| 01:05:11 |
I told you you would suck my balls |
| 01:05:14 |
That's sick! |
| 01:05:17 |
I'm not sucking your balls! |
| 01:05:21 |
No- Kyle, I believe you said |
| 01:05:24 |
That's true. You did. |
| 01:05:26 |
Oh, look at you go, Kyle! |
| 01:05:27 |
Oho, you dirty girl! |
| 01:05:32 |
Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking. |
| 01:05:37 |
Oh! Look, Kyle! |
| 01:05:39 |
Oh, you seem to be recovering now. |
| 01:05:41 |
Oh! And you're just diving |
| 01:05:47 |
I am not sucking Cartman's balls! |
| 01:05:49 |
Whatever you imagine to be real, |
| 01:05:52 |
Remember... |
| 01:05:54 |
Imagination... |
| 01:06:00 |
Imagination... |
| 01:06:05 |
Imagination... |
| 01:06:09 |
Imagination... |
| 01:06:17 |
Butters? Butters! |
| 01:06:19 |
Huh? What? |
| 01:06:20 |
Oh! |
| 01:06:22 |
Oh! It was all just a dream. |
| 01:06:25 |
- Come on, Butters, time to get up. |
| 01:06:29 |
I saved all of Imaginationland from |
| 01:06:33 |
You were in Imaginationland, Butters! |
| 01:06:39 |
The question is, what were |
| 01:06:41 |
when you were supposed to be helping |
| 01:06:44 |
You are grounded, mister! |
| 01:06:49 |
Wait, I'm not grounded. |
| 01:06:51 |
- Oh yes, you are! |
| 01:06:57 |
That only works in Imaginationland! |
| 01:07:02 |
Ah shit. |
