Space Chimps

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00:00:28 Since the dawn of time,
00:00:32 The rocket made
00:00:35 But before man braved
00:00:39 the brave stepped into the rocket...
00:00:42 and the brave were chimps.
00:00:47 Ham 1 was the first American
00:00:50 where no man, or chimp,
00:00:53 And tonight his brave legacy lives on.
00:00:57 Introducing Ham the Third...
00:01:02 Ham's one and only grandson.
00:01:05 Thank you. Thank you.
00:01:08 - Okay, fine. Photos. I'll sign that later.
00:01:13 Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in
00:01:18 Space, stars, blah, blah, blah.
00:01:20 - Enough with the lecture. Let's get to the action.
00:01:23 Chin down, opposable thumbs in.
00:01:25 When you gonna stop worrying about me,
00:01:28 - And between your ears.
00:01:31 Here we go! Come on!
00:01:33 Let's tear the roof off of this tent.
00:01:36 Hup! Hey! Hoop!
00:01:39 - Let's light this candle.
00:01:42 - T-minus three-
00:01:45 Blast off!
00:01:47 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:01:52 Ladies.
00:02:06 And back again.
00:02:09 I'm so excited. I just can't hide it!
00:02:12 Keep your eye on the landing pad.
00:02:14 No monkey business.
00:02:19 Stay on target, hotshot.
00:02:21 Big finale comin' up. Hoo-hoo!
00:02:24 And a flipsy...
00:02:27 and a dipsy and a do.
00:02:31 Whoo-hoo! Whoa!
00:02:35 - Oh, Lord.
00:02:37 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
00:02:40 This is not good! Oh!
00:02:42 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:02:45 He's always showboatin'.
00:02:51 Ta-da!
00:02:53 It's all good, folks!
00:03:09 The Infinity
00:03:13 Status:
00:03:17 Mission: Search for life.
00:03:24 Detecting unidentified space anomaly.
00:03:28 Warning. System malfunction.
00:03:31 System malfunction.
00:03:50 - It's so pretty!
00:03:52 Come here, little fluttereye.
00:03:57 - Oh, no!
00:04:02 Can't you brats read?
00:04:05 - Oy.
00:04:10 You monster!
00:04:13 If I could catch you punks,
00:04:18 No wonder why
00:04:20 Just the way I like it. Huh?
00:04:23 Whoa! Look! It's coming closer!
00:04:27 It's a sky beast!
00:04:32 Crudlar.
00:04:37 A gift from the sky.
00:04:41 Hey!
00:04:50 Huh?
00:04:54 I am the Infinity probe
00:04:57 We will now perform a full-body examination
00:05:03 Oh.
00:05:12 Since the dawn of time,
00:05:15 has led to great achievements
00:05:17 He's created wonders in architecture,
00:05:23 But man isn't all work.
00:05:26 I want to live like them.
00:05:36 - System control interface operational.
00:05:41 Manual override engaging.
00:05:45 Help me!
00:05:58 - Aha!
00:06:02 A new day has come,
00:06:19 The simian program started in the 1960s.
00:06:23 And these chimpanzees are like
00:06:26 - When do they go in space?
00:06:29 They're just exhibits of the past.
00:06:36 Hey, what's up, Comet?
00:06:38 I don't know, but something big!
00:06:41 What do you mean "lost"?
00:06:44 Senator,
00:06:47 by a magnetic attraction from a dimensional
00:06:52 - In English.
00:06:56 My constituents care about potholes,
00:06:59 Do you know how many potholes
00:07:04 - Area of the pothole.
00:07:06 - Multiplied by four.
00:07:08 - Multiplied by seven.
00:07:10 50.6 million!
00:07:12 - Depending on fluctuations in asphalt-
00:07:15 - And overtime.
00:07:18 Our data indicates the Infinity's
00:07:23 As you can see from this image...
00:07:25 the Infinity has landed on a planet
00:07:32 - It means water.
00:07:34 Senator, if the atmosphere is viable,
00:07:38 Maybe even an NFL expansion team.
00:07:41 This could prove
00:07:43 We are not alone.
00:07:46 Just think what a mission
00:07:48 Not to mention T-shirt sales.
00:07:50 Political gold.
00:07:53 Not gonna happen.
00:07:56 We don't have a clue how the wormhole
00:07:58 It could transmogrify the D.N.A.,
00:08:01 - Heart failure.
00:08:05 Gripping.
00:08:11 Comet, what are you doing?
00:08:13 Getting us a mission.
00:08:27 - We could send the chimps.
00:08:31 Hmm. Not humans, but not horrible.
00:08:34 Guys, we got a mission.
00:08:36 Senator, Titan, Luna and Comet
00:08:40 They have been training for this
00:08:43 Training, shmaining. These chimps are boring!
00:08:47 They're... chimp nerds.
00:08:49 Uh, technically, there's no such thing
00:08:52 I know a nerd when I see one.
00:08:55 - Do you think he means we're nerds?
00:08:59 What this mission needs is some P.R.,
00:09:04 It needs a chimp with the right stuff.
00:09:07 It needs someone like... him!
00:09:10 A real hero, with dignity and nobility.
00:09:14 He's been dead for 30 years.
00:09:16 But he does have a grandson.
00:09:30 Ta-da!
00:09:34 Ahh! Oh, ho-ho-ho!
00:09:38 Oh! Thumb pain. Aah!
00:09:40 - When I promised your grandpa I'd look after ya-
00:09:43 I never thought I'd be playin' pick-up sticks
00:09:47 What can I say?
00:09:49 - I can't do anything halfway.
00:09:51 Well, you keep showboatin',
00:09:54 No, no, you can't take him!
00:09:57 Official government business:
00:10:00 a lot of other scary black helicopter stuff
00:10:05 Ooh. He's older than I expected.
00:10:07 Well, you ain't no spring chicken either.
00:10:11 - And you're lookin' for-
00:10:16 Yeah, I'm a hottie.
00:10:18 I am Dr. Smothers, and you are going
00:10:23 Space?
00:10:25 You got the wrong Ham, Doctor. Okay.
00:10:29 - Hey!
00:10:31 - Don't let the door hit ya on the-
00:10:34 He seems very excited to go.
00:10:37 Kid, you're throwin' away
00:10:41 This is a chance to make good,
00:10:44 Hey, I'm the star of my show, not just
00:10:48 Your grandfather
00:10:51 He was a NASA astronaut.
00:10:53 Got his face on magazines,
00:10:56 - He even met the president.
00:11:02 Ham!
00:11:04 Had a dream and went for it.
00:11:06 - You got dreams?
00:11:10 Whoa!
00:11:12 Uh, Houston? We have a problem.
00:11:16 Thanks for supporting your government.
00:11:19 Under threat of prosecution!
00:11:21 I- I'm- I'm gonna
00:11:25 - Huh.
00:11:29 You like to travel?
00:11:35 - Here he comes.
00:11:37 I can't believe it. We'll be flying
00:11:42 You sure they said "grandson"?
00:11:45 - Whoa! I know my rights.
00:11:48 I demand to talk to my ringmaster!
00:11:51 Oh, he's clearly excited
00:11:53 Oh, God!
00:11:55 Good glass. Ow!
00:12:00 Commander Titan,
00:12:02 Ham. Don't and care.
00:12:04 Lieutenant Luna.
00:12:07 - Mmm-mmm-mmm.
00:12:11 Hello, lady chimp.
00:12:15 Luna means moon in Latin.
00:12:18 That's right, sir.
00:12:20 - What do ya know? Two lovers of language.
00:12:23 Computers and electronics.
00:12:26 Sorry, kid, but I gotta play Poughkeepsie
00:12:30 Sir, with all due respect,
00:12:33 of historical significance
00:12:36 Land of the free, home of the brave.
00:12:38 Listen, the only mission I have
00:12:42 - Abracadabble.
00:12:45 Oh, perfect. He's a joke.
00:12:49 Anyway, best of luck, break a leg,
00:12:52 But I gotta bounce.
00:12:58 What are those?
00:13:00 Rocket packs. We'll be demonstrating them
00:13:06 My ticket home.
00:13:13 Quake with fear!
00:13:27 Ho!
00:13:29 By now, you are all aware
00:13:32 I command with my big, shiny
00:13:40 Are there any among you
00:13:43 Ah, wait.
00:13:45 So you're saying you're in charge
00:13:50 Yes, and if you don't obey me,
00:13:54 You wouldn't do that
00:13:57 - Exactly!
00:14:12 Cold!
00:14:14 Anyone else fancy a dip?
00:14:17 Good.
00:14:19 All of you, get to work!
00:14:23 Let's get this party started.
00:14:25 The Infinity recorded 10 G's
00:14:28 If the chimps' internal structure
00:14:32 they will explode like a mouse in a microwave...
00:14:35 frying their brains
00:14:37 Your teeth look amazing!
00:14:41 Here comes five G's.
00:14:44 This thing is going so fast, right?
00:14:50 Yoo-hoo!
00:14:52 Seven G's. Eight G's.
00:14:57 This might be a weird time to ask...
00:14:59 but will you help me
00:15:02 It's not even that much stuff.
00:15:16 Hey, that was fun.
00:15:18 - You guys got a log ride?
00:15:20 - Oh, poor little Comet.
00:15:24 Three chairs, three chimps.
00:15:28 Gee, where we heading for lunch?
00:15:30 I'm not eating trans fats anymore.
00:15:33 We'll need you here, Comet. Our eyes and ears.
00:15:37 Hey, kid.
00:15:40 Did I ever tell you the story of the short-circuiting
00:15:44 That was you?
00:15:46 It was the day Ham's grandpa
00:15:50 "So easy a human could do it."
00:15:52 Oh, I don't know
00:15:55 Einstein's unified field theory...
00:15:57 or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
00:15:59 # I am Titan, I am strong #
00:16:02 # No one wants to sing along #
00:16:05 # Get a life, one, two #
00:16:07 # You're lame Three, four##
00:16:09 What?
00:16:14 And to think, I almost dropped out of Harvard
00:16:18 Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
00:16:20 Memorizing sequences is a vital test
00:16:36 You guys into sweet jams?
00:16:50 When are you gonna
00:16:54 - Saturday, about 10:00 a.m.
00:16:57 I made these radios for the voyage. I think
00:17:01 - Huh. You made these?
00:17:04 Listen, kid, thanks for the Bananaberry,
00:17:07 Comet, I'll take the radio.
00:17:10 Uh- Hey, kid.
00:17:13 Special-edition simian space shades.
00:17:15 Wow! Thanks!
00:17:17 Sweet!
00:17:23 My fellow citizens, this mission
00:17:27 where we hope to finally answer
00:17:31 "Is there intelligent life out there?"
00:17:34 Review rocket controls.
00:17:36 Right thumb go, left thumb stop.
00:17:39 - You got that?
00:17:42 Now you're seein' it, now you're not.
00:17:46 Here it is.
00:17:48 Oh! You're missing a link.
00:17:50 Chimp up, cannonball.
00:17:53 Making this giant leap
00:17:55 comes at great risk and danger.
00:17:59 Who will blaze this trail for us?
00:18:01 The few, the proud...
00:18:04 the monkeys!
00:18:16 - Awesome!
00:18:19 And here he is-a symbol of our country's
00:18:25 Ham the Third!
00:18:27 Thank you, thank you. Hey!
00:18:30 To the circus and beyo-
00:18:35 That's gotta hurt.
00:18:37 Wait! Oh, no.
00:18:39 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:42 How much fuel is in that backpack?
00:18:44 - Oh, boy.
00:18:45 Ah, wrong way!
00:18:49 Incoming!
00:18:51 - Chimps gone wild.
00:18:53 Holy nards!
00:18:55 - Heads up!
00:18:57 Run for your lives!
00:18:59 Whoa! Wow! Oh! Huh?
00:19:02 Hey, look! I'm on TV!
00:19:04 Oh! Whoa, no!
00:19:14 - Crazy monkey!
00:19:21 Oh, that's not good.
00:19:26 He's a joke!
00:19:34 Oh.
00:19:36 Whoo-hoo!
00:19:38 Which way to the circus?
00:19:42 Huh? Uh-oh.
00:19:50 Ta-da!
00:19:55 - Load 'em up.
00:20:05 What kind of simulator is this?
00:20:09 Oh, it is.
00:20:40 Okay. I got that out of my system.
00:20:45 Wait. Not quite yet.
00:20:54 Okay. I'm good.
00:21:21 Uh, guys?
00:21:29 The simulated Earth's
00:21:33 This isn't a simulation, is it?
00:21:36 We are now officially space chimps.
00:21:52 The Horizon has
00:21:54 Oh, wonderful!
00:21:57 - There you go.
00:22:00 - Ha!
00:22:18 No, that's not straight enough.
00:22:20 No, no. Now that-
00:22:23 Who is this?
00:22:26 No, no! You're doing it all wrong!
00:22:30 Move the Flanderk higher.
00:22:32 Line up the twobs in a row.
00:22:36 Careful with that!
00:22:40 - Splork!
00:22:43 - Kneel to Lord Zartog.
00:22:47 Soon the house of Zartog
00:22:49 It's going to be magnificent!
00:22:53 It's a shame the volcano will destroy it
00:22:57 I'm one step ahead of that volcano.
00:22:59 That's why I'm building those.
00:23:03 These pipes will divert
00:23:05 Nothing will ever destroy
00:23:09 But if you divert
00:23:13 the entire village will be buried.
00:23:15 Exactly! A glorious reflecting pool
00:23:19 gloriously.
00:23:21 - Eh, but-but-but where would we all live?
00:23:24 How gracious of you, my lord.
00:23:28 Commander's log. Stardate: now.
00:23:32 Space, the final frontier.
00:23:35 - Oh, stewardess?
00:23:38 - It's regulation.
00:23:41 Look! No hands, no feet. No tail.
00:23:43 Back on Earth, your insubordinate behavior
00:23:46 - You're not gonna do that
00:23:49 Use "chimp" to replace real phrases.
00:23:51 I tell ya. I'm gonna kill him.
00:23:53 Commander! Violence
00:23:56 - You're right, Lieutenant.
00:24:00 - Aah!
00:24:02 - The approach sequence
00:24:05 Fire the engines true and fast.
00:24:09 In between, press 3-6-5
00:24:14 - Permission to speak, Commander?
00:24:16 - You're a dork.
00:24:18 Engaging 3-D matrix.
00:24:21 - Ready visual imaging.
00:24:23 - Aah!
00:24:26 Oh, yeah? Prove it.
00:24:29 - Titan, don't!
00:24:32 Ta-da!
00:24:34 - Oops. I'm sorry. What do you think
00:24:37 What? I'm gonna take off.
00:24:39 - You're goin' down!
00:24:41 - Hey, is this your card? Is this your card?
00:24:44 - Collision detector, check.
00:24:47 - Not your card, huh?
00:24:52 - I gotcha! Here it comes!
00:24:54 Ding-dong-Aah!
00:24:56 Easy on the fur, furious George.
00:24:58 Unruly crew member has been detained.
00:25:00 - Ow!
00:25:02 What's regulation 815?
00:25:07 Guys!
00:25:09 I gotta pee!
00:25:11 Whoo! Talk about suction!
00:25:14 - Ugh.
00:25:18 Not my fault.
00:25:21 - Thrusters aligned for entry.
00:25:24 Am I glad we're not goin'
00:25:27 Sorry. While on the mission
00:25:30 Then who did you just say sorry to?
00:25:34 - Someone else.
00:25:37 - Jerk-boy!
00:25:39 - Poop-thrower!
00:25:42 # Hey, monkey-rena #
00:25:45 Circus freak!
00:25:48 Approaching dimensional anomaly entry.
00:25:50 Brace for event threshold.
00:25:57 Approaching five G's-Six G's!
00:26:03 Eight G's!
00:26:08 Must... stay... alert.
00:26:11 Losing... consciousness...
00:26:13 - now.
00:26:15 Whoa! Whoa!
00:26:18 Come on! Come on!
00:26:20 - Welcome to InStar.
00:26:23 How can I help you?
00:26:41 Horizon has entered the wormhole.
00:26:43 - Marvelous!
00:26:46 - This better work.
00:26:50 What could go wrong?
00:26:52 Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
00:26:55 Hey, cool, a planet.
00:27:00 Oh, my God,
00:27:04 Wake up! Wake up!
00:27:08 Okay, no need to panic.
00:27:10 You're just hurtling out of a wormhole
00:27:12 at 9,000 miles an hour and no brakes!
00:27:14 Pull up! Come on!
00:27:16 Steering wheel!
00:27:20 Please let one of these be a force field.
00:27:25 - Air bags deployed.
00:27:28 I am the smartest chimp
00:27:30 Whoo-
00:27:45 No-oh-oh! Aaah!
00:27:52 Ow.
00:27:54 Whew.
00:27:57 Ship stabilized.
00:28:04 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! Whoa!
00:28:12 Reacquire signal in five,
00:28:23 I'm heading to Kinko's later if anybody
00:28:27 You lost the ship?
00:28:29 It must be some sort of
00:28:32 Burning microwave popcorn
00:28:34 This is a billion-dollar disaster!
00:28:38 3.7, to be exact.
00:28:40 Look on the bright side- if they don't come back,
00:28:43 We can always count on
00:28:47 You have 24 hours
00:28:50 or I'll cut your funding
00:28:52 And I mean every cent.
00:28:54 You won't even be able
00:28:57 You monster!
00:28:59 Remember, no bucks, no Buck Rogers.
00:29:06 Oh. I love Buck Rogers.
00:29:08 Who is Buck Rogers?
00:29:10 They lost contact!
00:29:12 Comet to Luna. Come in, Luna.
00:29:15 Must be solar flare interference.
00:29:17 I'll hack the mainframe
00:29:22 Shoot,
00:29:26 Oh, great.
00:29:28 We landed in Barstow.
00:29:34 Let's see. Elephant's peanut chest.
00:29:37 No, not that one.
00:29:40 Houston's banana closet- Hmm.
00:29:49 Whoa.
00:29:52 One small step for Ham...
00:29:55 one more small step for Ham...
00:29:58 and yet another small step-
00:30:00 What are you doing out here?
00:30:02 Whoa!
00:30:04 Testing for gravity?
00:30:06 - Yeah, it works.
00:30:08 Commander.
00:30:10 Commander?
00:30:12 You are a liability to this mission.
00:30:14 Ha! Liability?
00:30:16 I was steering this crate while you and
00:30:20 You stayed awake, and you didn't
00:30:23 - That's all you had to do.
00:30:25 I was catching up on my panicking.
00:30:27 No! Don't!
00:30:29 - What?
00:30:32 Oh, no!
00:30:34 Poisonous air!
00:30:39 - Lieutenant's log.
00:30:41 - Air is breathable.
00:30:43 - The temperature is normal.
00:30:47 Winning daytime Emmy.
00:30:50 And there is no sign of intelligent life.
00:30:53 Blah!
00:30:55 Look, the planet has three suns.
00:30:58 Amazing.
00:31:00 Just like every science fiction movie involving
00:31:07 As you all know,
00:31:12 Our three suns will come together as one
00:31:17 And in honor of this special day,
00:31:20 I'm throwing a celebration,
00:31:24 - Your overlord!
00:31:26 - Another metal beast fell from the sky!
00:31:29 - Like this one?
00:31:31 Only bigger! Only bigger!
00:31:33 - Bigger than mine?
00:31:36 It's what you do with it
00:31:39 - Traitor!
00:31:41 - Then take it back.
00:31:44 You can't take it back,
00:31:47 You all heard, right?
00:31:53 - Oh!
00:31:56 - Uh, me?
00:31:59 Take a party of warriors
00:32:02 Uh, okay, the tall guy,
00:32:05 guy with the pointy hat
00:32:09 I'm always picked last.
00:32:11 Mount up!
00:32:18 Take the Fluvians!
00:32:28 Imagine, we're the first astronauts
00:32:33 These photos will be front-page news.
00:32:35 The most important images
00:32:38 Can you get one of my good side?
00:32:40 Oops. Forgot. I'm all good side.
00:32:42 Maybe take one of me looking heroically,
00:32:45 - Oh, and another one like this.
00:32:47 Ever alert. Brooding.
00:32:49 Poised to strike. Candid.
00:32:52 Laughing candid.
00:32:54 I've been naughty.
00:32:58 Huh? Hmm.
00:33:01 Wait, Luna.
00:33:03 This is the first sign of complex life
00:33:06 - Astronauts gather knowledge. It's what we do.
00:33:10 You? Careful?
00:33:12 I'm just saying, that looks like a flower
00:33:15 I gotta hear this.
00:33:17 Piddles is a very cute clown...
00:33:19 who has a cute little box
00:33:22 The kids think it's the sweetest thing
00:33:26 Boo! A giant snake pops out.
00:33:28 Please. I'm a trained astronaut.
00:33:32 Trained astronaut?
00:33:35 Is that what you think
00:33:38 Just pick your flowers
00:33:40 If there's no traffic in the wormhole,
00:33:44 - Uptight, scientific, bookworm chimp lady.
00:33:54 - What does Piddles do next?
00:33:57 and then runs around
00:34:02 I don't think that's gonna help us here.
00:34:04 My Simian Space Manual. There must
00:34:07 "Alien captures. Alien uprisings.
00:34:09 - How to say no to an alien probe."
00:34:16 Confetti. I can't explain it.
00:34:19 - You sure they're not scared of them?
00:34:24 I know this sounds crazy, but I think
00:34:28 - Death to strangers!
00:34:34 Titan! Wake up!
00:34:36 The sky beast is ours!
00:34:38 Quick, this way!
00:34:40 - But we can't leave the ship, or Titan!
00:34:44 Return to Lord Zartog!
00:34:48 Titan!
00:34:51 Get them! Fire!
00:34:56 You should've never left the ship!
00:34:58 Me? I didn't sign up for this!
00:35:00 I should be in the makeup trailer,
00:35:04 You saving me? I'm the astronaut here.
00:35:11 Wow, you are really sinking low.
00:35:14 Yeah, well, you deserve it.
00:35:16 - No. I mean you're literally getting lower.
00:35:18 I can't get out!
00:35:21 Like we say in the circus, " The show ain't over
00:35:25 - Ew.
00:35:29 Ham!
00:35:32 Climb on my shoulders and grab that vine!
00:35:38 Excuse me. That's my leg.
00:35:42 - They're in the swamp!
00:35:44 - Now what?
00:35:46 Swing like the wind!
00:35:50 Come on, Luna.
00:35:53 - I'm not from the circus.
00:35:58 Fire!
00:36:00 Tarzan yell!
00:36:04 Ham! I can't do this! I'm gonna fall!
00:36:08 - Yes, you can, Luna! You can do this!
00:36:13 Use your shoulders, kick your legs,
00:36:17 Shoulders, legs, swing, let go.
00:36:20 Shoulders, legs, swing, let go.
00:36:25 - Nice! There you go. You're getting it!
00:36:28 - Let go!
00:36:30 Swing, let go.
00:36:34 Whoo!
00:36:37 - No!
00:36:40 - See? Nothing to it!
00:36:42 Just a couple of chimps swingin' through
00:36:48 Eyes and mouths!
00:36:49 Snake one, meet snake two.
00:36:52 Whoo-hoo!
00:36:54 - Get them!
00:37:01 - Ham, help!
00:37:03 Whoo-hoo!
00:37:06 It's showtime!
00:37:08 Afternoon, ladies.
00:37:16 - Some first date, huh?
00:37:18 Oh, yes, it is.
00:37:21 Because we're about to... fall!
00:37:24 Ham, what do we do now?
00:37:26 Aim for the soft patch.
00:37:28 Spread your arms wide.
00:37:33 - I hope you know what you're doing.
00:37:35 I do this every day of the week.
00:37:37 Except Monday. That's my me day.
00:37:40 Ham?
00:37:42 Luna, chin down.
00:37:45 Ham!
00:37:51 Whoo!
00:37:53 Ham?
00:37:56 Ham? You're okay, right?
00:37:58 Ham, get up.
00:38:01 Come on, Ham.
00:38:03 I'm sorry I was rough on you.
00:38:06 Sure, you were irresponsible,
00:38:11 but you saved my life.
00:38:13 And you were kind of funny in an
00:38:18 - Cute?
00:38:20 - Handsome?
00:38:22 Like Brad Pitt,
00:38:24 What?
00:38:25 Luna, do you copy?
00:38:27 - Let me just say one thing.
00:38:30 You are the most annoying, obnoxious,
00:38:33 - Ham's alive.
00:38:36 You're an embarrassment.
00:38:38 We can hear them,
00:38:41 We'll need to calibrate
00:38:43 replace the helix mirror
00:38:46 The only word I understood was "feed."
00:38:49 Mission log. We are stranded
00:38:52 Commander Titan has been kidnapped.
00:38:54 - And we're falling in love!
00:38:56 Ignore that last part. Delete! Delete!
00:38:59 - Kidnapped?
00:39:02 We've lost our ship
00:39:04 before the automatic pilot engages
00:39:07 Whoa. What?
00:39:09 The ship has a safety program to automatically
00:39:13 It was in your manual.
00:39:15 Was that before or after the chapter on the
00:39:20 - Ham, we got one chance of getting home.
00:39:23 Let's get moving.
00:39:35 Behold Sky Beast Two, the sequel!
00:39:39 Yes!
00:39:40 Greetings, aliens!
00:39:44 Don't worry. You didn't wake me.
00:39:47 I needed to get up.
00:39:49 I am Commander Titan.
00:39:51 I have traveled through space
00:39:54 to explore the outer reaches
00:39:56 make first contact with aliens
00:39:59 seal you in Mylar wrap and take you
00:40:04 - Dissected?
00:40:06 We lay you down on some nice wax paper,
00:40:10 Oh?
00:40:11 But first, you'll need to form a line...
00:40:14 so that I can label and catalog you.
00:40:18 Organism one, organism two-
00:40:21 Organism three.
00:40:23 I am Lord Zartog,
00:40:26 Zartog, eh?
00:40:29 'Cause you are different.
00:40:32 I like you. Is that, uh, with one "G" or two?
00:40:35 - I'll take that as a one.
00:40:40 - Organism four, organism five.
00:40:42 Ah, there's-
00:40:46 Whoa there, mister.
00:40:48 You're in direct violation
00:40:53 But, if you cooperate with me,
00:40:57 Cooperate with you?
00:41:01 I appreciate your honesty.
00:41:04 And a worthy adversary.
00:41:06 - Be proud.
00:41:09 Ha! You don't even know how to use
00:41:14 Even a first-year cadet
00:41:20 Hmm. Will you show me
00:41:24 Negativo. You're not trained.
00:41:27 You're not even insured.
00:41:29 Please? I'll do anything.
00:41:32 You could help me find my crew.
00:41:34 - There are more?
00:41:38 What kind of idiot would go in there?
00:41:41 Ham.
00:41:49 You gotta admit. Being on
00:41:53 All my life, I dreamed of being
00:41:57 - And here I am.
00:42:01 The only reason we're here
00:42:04 You're wrong.
00:42:06 - Whoa.
00:42:08 Which one of us
00:42:11 really fast behind rocks
00:42:14 Cool.
00:42:17 Please, I mean you no harm.
00:42:19 Hi. I'm Lieutenant Luna.
00:42:21 M-My name
00:42:24 Oh, great. It's drunk.
00:42:26 I'm the last free Luzian from the village
00:42:31 We come from Earth.
00:42:33 You know, Earth- iTunes, greenhouse gases...
00:42:37 David Beckham.
00:42:40 Whoa. What's up with
00:42:43 My head lights up when I'm scared.
00:42:46 You don't need to be scared of us.
00:42:49 Friends.
00:42:58 Are you alone?
00:43:01 Yes. My village was imprisoned
00:43:05 Its metal claws gave him
00:43:09 Metal claws. The rover!
00:43:13 Yes. I saw you crash.
00:43:15 You saw that? That was me!
00:43:18 - What?
00:43:21 - At Zartog's palace.
00:43:23 - Don't worry. We'll protect you,
00:43:27 Oh, let's just call her Kilowatt,
00:43:32 - Or night.
00:43:35 The journey is perilous.
00:43:38 The Valley of Very Bad Things.
00:43:42 It is a land of untold danger,
00:43:46 not to mention avian urk flu,
00:43:48 mad florg disease,
00:43:52 and the Dark Cloud of Id
00:43:58 Sleep. You'll need your rest.
00:44:04 I could use a little shut-eye.
00:44:09 Stay on your side of the planet.
00:44:11 You Earthlings
00:44:16 We do, don't we?
00:44:18 Night, honey.
00:44:23 Up wake, up wake.
00:44:26 - Well, that was refreshing.
00:44:30 Yep. Just one of the benefits
00:44:34 Huh. Follow me.
00:44:38 Listen and learn, "Zelig."
00:44:41 The P.R. 5-13I is a high-performance,
00:44:47 Rough, rugged and ready...
00:44:49 the engineers have outfitted her
00:44:54 - And the 60 million kilowatt
00:44:59 guarantees she's always got enough juice
00:45:07 - Ready to take her for a spin?
00:45:11 Whoa!
00:45:19 Oh, the waiting is just mind-numbing.
00:45:22 Well, I really need a Snicker's bar.
00:45:25 I'm allergic to peanuts.
00:45:35 Wow. This is even better
00:45:37 I still can't believe the grandson
00:45:41 - Hey, I like what I do.
00:45:44 You mean like a sandwich?
00:45:49 I wish I could have welcomed you
00:45:51 but Zartog had it all destroyed.
00:45:55 We're sorry, Kilowatt.
00:45:57 Why would you build
00:46:00 - We didn't. The humans did.
00:46:03 They're like us. Well, 99.9% like us.
00:46:06 But it's the.01
00:46:09 - Don't!
00:46:11 That is not food.
00:46:25 Guys, is it just me, or is that
00:46:31 Hmm. Hey, check this out.
00:46:53 Whoo!
00:46:56 Why any life-form
00:46:58 is one of the unsolved mysteries
00:47:01 - Come on. Bust out the scissors.
00:47:05 I've never danced before.
00:47:07 Oh, okay.
00:47:09 Gimme your arm.
00:47:12 There you go.
00:47:16 I am? Really?
00:47:19 Are you kiddin' me? Absolutely.
00:47:21 Whee!
00:47:24 I am poppin' as well as lockin'.
00:47:26 Now the bus stop, robot, King Tut-
00:47:32 Fluvians! Run for it.
00:47:38 Ham, we can't outrun them!
00:47:40 Man, I love these dudes. Come on!
00:47:43 They don't call me
00:47:47 You know, 'cause, like, my name is Ham
00:47:51 - Never mind.
00:47:58 Get 'em!
00:48:00 Oh, no! Pull up! Pull up!
00:48:04 Yes!
00:48:06 Whoa!
00:48:09 Ow!
00:48:12 We really gotta work on stopping.
00:48:14 No, no, wait. Don't leave, gumdrop people.
00:48:18 They are afraid. It is the Cave
00:48:24 What is with this planet?
00:48:26 Would it kill you to have
00:48:29 Ham, we got to finish this mission.
00:48:31 We only have 12 hours
00:48:33 Through the cave
00:48:37 Run!
00:48:39 Hurry, Luna!
00:48:48 I want this party to be remembered forever.
00:48:53 Beyond anything Malgor has ever seen.
00:48:55 You'll need streamers.
00:49:00 I love 'em. Oh, and, uh, some, uh,
00:49:04 It's a fun, simple way to say,
00:49:09 Splork, grab a pad.
00:49:11 - Uh-
00:49:13 and this beast will only devour
00:49:17 Ham?
00:49:19 Or not!
00:49:25 Ooh! We have to find the exit.
00:49:28 - Aah! Ham!
00:49:30 Help! Aah!
00:49:32 - This way! It's too narrow
00:49:40 - Help!
00:49:43 Oh! Whoa!
00:49:46 Dead end! Oh, no!
00:49:48 Come on!
00:49:52 - Aah!
00:49:56 - Kilowatt, turn yourself off!
00:49:58 But if we can't get out of here, we're dead!
00:50:01 - That is not helping.
00:50:04 To control your fear,
00:50:06 and then imagine overcoming it.
00:50:13 - Quick, Ham! It's breaking free!
00:50:17 - Be brave.
00:50:20 Control your fear.
00:50:22 Control your fear.
00:50:24 Control your fear.
00:50:26 Control your fear.
00:50:30 Wow. It works.
00:50:34 The exit!
00:50:39 Let's go!
00:50:48 - It's blocking the way out.
00:50:51 I have been scared my entire life,
00:50:56 Kilowatt, no!
00:50:58 - What I must.
00:51:11 If you swallow me,
00:51:17 - Kilowatt! No!
00:51:20 Why did she do that?
00:51:24 Oh, so stupid... and brave.
00:51:26 That was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
00:51:29 - Whoa. Where are we?
00:51:35 This must be the Dark Cloud of Id.
00:51:39 Oh, it's making me
00:51:43 I shouldn't even be here.
00:51:48 - How does that make you feel?
00:51:51 Which is all I am- a joke!
00:51:54 I could be replaced by a cannonball.
00:51:57 Oh, man. Delirium, cryin', sobbin'.
00:52:02 - Come on, sport. Gotta get through.
00:52:06 I'm not even a good chimp.
00:52:09 - He's like a father to me.
00:52:13 All my life I've been living
00:52:17 How does that make you feel?
00:52:21 You know what it's like
00:52:24 It's cold.
00:52:27 so I became a clown.
00:52:31 I think you've had
00:52:38 Here goes.
00:52:40 With this much power,
00:52:47 Oh, Lord.
00:52:51 - Ham-
00:52:56 It's okay. Sometimes the conflict
00:53:00 can cast a long shadow in the soul.
00:53:03 I have no idea what you just said.
00:53:06 I'm gonna walk this way now.
00:53:11 Pathetic groveling slaves of Malgor...
00:53:14 welcome to Triple Sunday!
00:53:20 Soon the suns will align
00:53:24 And a lot of you are not going to live.
00:53:28 Ahem! That's your cue.
00:53:32 # Do you wanna rock
00:53:36 # Do you wanna rock right now #
00:53:39 Now we party my way.
00:53:42 # Do you wanna rock
00:53:48 Dance or dunk.
00:53:53 - You.
00:53:55 - You're not dancing.
00:53:57 - No, that's more of a shuffle.
00:54:00 - Shuffle!
00:54:01 Shuffle!
00:54:07 - Shuffle.
00:54:09 Whoa.
00:54:11 That's like the second biggest
00:54:15 And I've seen two.
00:54:17 Hey, there's the ship.
00:54:20 Now it is my thrill
00:54:23 The monkey who showed me the way.
00:54:26 Here's Titan!
00:54:32 - Oh, my gosh. Titan!
00:54:35 Oh, if we just had our rocket packs,
00:54:41 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:54:45 As a matter of fact, we're not paid at all.
00:54:47 Uh, wait.
00:54:50 Luna.
00:54:52 I hear ya. I hear ya. I do.
00:54:55 But here's what I have to say about it.
00:54:57 Let's leave him.
00:54:59 - Ham.
00:55:02 Begin torturously slow dunking mechanism.
00:55:06 Uh, "Zartig," now that I've gotten to know you,
00:55:10 which is why I'm willing
00:55:14 No.
00:55:15 - Let's go.
00:55:20 Here we go, ladies.
00:55:22 Sure, go ahead. Dunk me. Now you'll
00:55:27 - Huh? 3-D radar?
00:55:33 - Luna, follow me.
00:55:35 Who's Roger? Is it serious?
00:55:38 Tell me, tell me, tell me, please.
00:55:41 Flip the bar with the star.
00:55:45 Not too far to start the radar.
00:55:50 You take the left. I'll take the right.
00:55:52 Alert. Chimpanzees incoming.
00:55:55 - What?
00:55:58 Fire away!
00:56:09 Luna! Nice.
00:56:11 Now let's get back to the ship...
00:56:14 - so I can save you guys and pilot us home.
00:56:23 - Where did those chimps go?
00:56:27 Traitor.
00:56:35 Commander,
00:56:37 Check diagnostics.
00:56:39 - Huh?
00:56:44 But why did they teach us all that stuff
00:56:47 I told you guys.
00:56:50 They wanted to see if our brains still worked
00:56:53 - We're Spam in a can.
00:56:57 Sorry, Luna, but we're
00:56:59 Actually, the guinea pigs
00:57:03 Whee!
00:57:05 The ship was on autopilot
00:57:08 We were never really flying it.
00:57:12 - You were right all along.
00:57:15 Besides, that's what humans think of us,
00:57:20 Why wasn't I born a rabbit or a squirrel
00:57:24 Nobody expects great things from them.
00:57:26 Three minutes to liftoff.
00:57:29 Well, at least we're safe and goin' home.
00:57:32 1,600 crunches a day...
00:57:34 500 push-ups with each arm-
00:57:37 All that training for what?
00:57:47 I can't go.
00:57:49 - What?
00:57:51 But it came from Earth.
00:57:53 I can't run away.
00:57:56 I took an oath to return this ship to Earth,
00:58:05 - Ham's right.
00:58:08 I'd rather be a hero here on Malgor
00:58:11 Lieutenant Luna. This is an order.
00:58:22 - There goes our ride.
00:58:25 Commander!
00:58:27 - What about your oath?
00:58:30 You, sir, are gonna make me cry.
00:58:33 Ham, we need a plan.
00:58:35 The commander of the mission
00:58:38 And your plan is?
00:58:40 Well, the plan.
00:58:43 Since I'm the commander of the plan,
00:58:47 It's not your plan. It's not Ham's-
00:58:50 - Titan!
00:58:51 It's party time.
00:59:01 We have contact.
00:59:04 Touchdown in 15 seconds.
00:59:06 Okay, here we go. History in the making, boys.
00:59:16 What the-
00:59:33 - Whoa.
00:59:37 I'm afraid the chimpanzees
00:59:41 You think?
00:59:43 That's it. Mission canceled.
00:59:47 Oh, no.
00:59:48 As of tomorrow, this entire agency will be
00:59:53 like one of those places where you design
00:59:58 He does have a point.
01:00:00 What about the two chimps still here?
01:00:02 Two chimps, two words.
01:00:06 - We have to get to mission control.
01:00:10 Follow me.
01:00:13 - Hold on.
01:00:16 For a 20th-century chimp, you're moving
01:00:22 Yee-haw!
01:00:25 Whoa.
01:00:29 I may be old, but I'm aerodynamic.
01:00:32 - Whoo-hoo!
01:00:34 You're gonna have to keep up, son.
01:00:46 - Great plan.
01:00:50 - Lieutenant Luna.
01:00:52 You should have asked Ham
01:00:55 Three chimps, three coats. Which one first?
01:00:59 Is it you?
01:01:02 - The big one?
01:01:03 Or will it be you, the adorable one?
01:01:06 Or all three at once?
01:01:10 Well, as commander,
01:01:12 "Zelbaum" here doesn't dunk you guys.
01:01:15 How would you do that?
01:01:19 Because I will teach you the rover's
01:01:24 - Huh?
01:01:28 - But first, let my crew go.
01:01:31 Tell me.
01:01:32 - No, don't.
01:01:34 - Tell me, tell me, please.
01:01:36 Please tell me. Tell it to me.
01:01:38 So, to dominate the universe,
01:01:42 Turn the blue knob
01:01:47 Then pull the lever in reverse.
01:01:50 - Oh, this one?
01:01:55 Wait.
01:01:57 - Wow. You really are stupid.
01:02:01 And a really bad poet.
01:02:08 Oops. Did I say "reverse?"
01:02:12 Crudlar.
01:02:13 That was a joke.
01:02:16 Traitor!
01:02:19 Whoo!
01:02:23 - Huh?
01:02:24 Wowzers.
01:02:26 - Kilowatt! But how?
01:02:28 We saw the Flesh-Devouring Beast
01:02:31 He-He's not big on chewing.
01:02:34 - But how did you get out?
01:02:41 Don't make me go there.
01:02:43 - Ew.
01:02:45 You guys need a hand?
01:02:50 Does anybody want the "Zelik"statue?
01:02:52 'Cause I'll take it.
01:02:59 You have liberated us
01:03:02 We are eternally grateful.
01:03:06 - We came.
01:03:08 W-We kicked his butt!
01:03:11 What? Why'd you have to
01:03:14 - It's a sayin'. That's how it goes.
01:03:18 I'm, like, 99% sure that's how it goes.
01:03:22 You Earthlings have
01:03:25 Luna? Do you read me?
01:03:27 Hey, Luna,
01:03:29 Would you evolve?
01:03:31 - Sorry.
01:03:33 - Comet?
01:03:34 Comet. Oh, thank heavens.
01:03:36 - You'll never believe what's happening.
01:03:39 - We've been able to hear you the whole time.
01:03:42 Yep. The whole time, son.
01:03:45 I'm sorry I kept pushin' you
01:03:47 It's okay, Houston.
01:03:51 - What's your status?
01:03:53 - But there's someone I've got my eye on.
01:03:56 It's Luna,
01:03:58 Oh, wait. Are we talking about
01:04:00 Yeah.
01:04:02 Ah, well, everything's okay,
01:04:04 - You still got the probe.
01:04:09 We'll just have to "chimprovise."
01:04:11 You know,
01:04:13 - Thank you.
01:04:15 - You'll need a complete redesign.
01:04:17 Uh, let me put you on with Comet.
01:04:20 First, we'll need to re-engineer
01:04:23 - Got it. Let me put ya on with Luna.
01:04:26 - Second, you'll need thrust.
01:04:29 We'd need at least
01:04:31 to reach the velocity
01:04:34 We'd never get that kind of thrust without
01:04:38 Even if we could build a ship,
01:04:44 Ham?
01:04:47 If you can shoot
01:04:49 you can shoot a ship out of a volcano.
01:04:51 Of course! Geothermal energy.
01:04:55 We don't have much time.
01:04:57 Kilowatt, we're gonna need some help
01:04:59 Planet Malgor at your service.
01:05:01 Let's chimp this ride.
01:05:04 I know I said I missed the puns,
01:05:14 Standing by. Awaiting instructions.
01:05:16 I need duct tape, and I need it now.
01:05:18 Yeah, over there. Right. That's good.
01:05:23 We have to move fast.
01:05:29 Load up those pipes!
01:06:18 Kilowatt, we'll never forget you.
01:06:21 Aw, I won't either.
01:06:24 Well, she won't win
01:06:26 - Probably.
01:06:28 Hopefully.
01:06:30 Eh, let's not over analyze it.
01:06:32 The suns are aligning. You must hurry.
01:06:35 The volcano is about to erupt.
01:06:36 Oh, no. What about reentry?
01:06:39 - You're going to need a nose cone.
01:06:41 - Huh?
01:06:44 Uh, hello?
01:06:50 Mission control,
01:06:52 - Five seconds.
01:06:54 - It's louder than a cannon!
01:07:07 - Ooh!
01:07:33 Whoo! We did it!
01:07:36 We're saved!
01:07:40 Time to go home.
01:07:43 Bye. Bye. Bye.
01:07:52 I can see the headlines now.
01:07:54 "Commander Titan returns to Earth."
01:07:57 What will I wear?
01:08:03 Approaching wormhole threshold.
01:08:05 - Here it comes. Take this.
01:08:07 - But I don't know how.
01:08:11 What are you, nuts?
01:08:13 - Are you wearing aluminum clothes?
01:08:16 - Are you in a rocket?
01:08:18 - In outer space?
01:08:19 - Are you David Bowie?
01:08:23 Then you must be an astronaut.
01:08:31 Whoa!
01:08:36 I'm not cut out for this.
01:08:37 - Ham?
01:08:39 I believe in you.
01:08:42 Wait. Luna, no. Titan.
01:08:45 Titan? Whoa!
01:08:50 You keep showboatin'-
01:08:51 You're not in the circus anymore.
01:08:53 Ham the Third!
01:08:56 Your insubordinate behavior
01:08:58 When will you straighten up and fly right?
01:08:59 You're a threat
01:09:07 Believe in yourself, Ham.
01:09:10 Grandpa Ham?
01:09:14 Well, of course you're not me.
01:09:16 You can do things, son.
01:09:19 Just do them your way.
01:09:22 Whoa.
01:09:28 That's them.
01:09:31 Infinity, welcome back.
01:09:35 Shh. The kids are sleeping.
01:09:37 Ham, you have to
01:09:40 You're coming in too hot. You've gotta reduce
01:09:44 - Exactly 33 degrees.
01:09:49 Exactly-exactly.
01:09:51 If you don't nail that reentry window,
01:09:54 - Great.
01:09:56 - Check.
01:09:58 - Uh, check.
01:10:00 And enable gyroscopic stabilizers.
01:10:03 Uh-oh. Help!
01:10:05 I can't reach it.
01:10:08 - Ham, you're pitching up.
01:10:13 - Holy out of "controlly!"
01:10:16 Lieutenant Luna. Sure, I do.
01:10:21 Mission Control,
01:10:24 - Yes!
01:10:30 We did it! Florida, we have visuals.
01:10:32 What about Commander Coma?
01:10:34 - We don't need a third wheel on our date.
01:10:38 - Lower the landing gear.
01:10:41 Uh, Houston,
01:10:44 Oh, boy. I picked a bad week
01:10:48 - What now?
01:10:50 Low-tech solutions are my specialty.
01:10:53 - Ham, remember the circus?
01:10:55 - Good. You're gonna crash.
01:10:58 But this time, stay on target.
01:11:00 - Roger that, Houston.
01:11:04 Because crashing is what I do best.
01:11:10 Come out with your paws up.
01:11:14 Paws? They're chimps. Th-They have hands,
01:11:17 - Come out with your thumbs up.
01:11:25 Kick it down.
01:11:28 Yahoo!
01:11:31 Wait, my rug.
01:11:34 We all knew. Everybody knew.
01:11:38 Everyone knew when you wouldn't
01:11:45 Here we go!
01:11:52 - Oh!
01:11:57 I can't hold it!
01:12:00 Uh, Ham!
01:12:05 Whoo-hoo! Clutch.
01:12:07 I said "clutch!"
01:12:11 You got it.
01:12:15 Oh, Lord.
01:12:19 I never thought I'd be saying this,
01:12:23 What are you doing?
01:12:26 I'll see you on the ground.
01:12:30 While we close the chapter
01:12:32 we open an amazing new chapter
01:12:45 Whoa! Just a little bit farther.
01:12:55 Luna, you did it! I got control!
01:12:58 Yes!
01:13:02 The national space program
01:13:05 Oh!
01:13:08 Whoa!
01:13:17 No!
01:13:19 Luna!
01:13:27 Whoa!
01:13:30 - Oh, man.
01:13:39 Whoa!
01:13:52 Luna! Luna! Luna, get up!
01:13:58 You're okay, right?
01:14:00 Oh, this can't be happening.
01:14:06 I stayed on target this time.
01:14:09 I was tryin' to be more like you.
01:14:12 - You were always-
01:14:15 - Yeah, and you made me-
01:14:17 Yeah. And-
01:14:20 - You won't be.
01:14:22 Ham.
01:14:25 - But how'd you survive?
01:14:29 Lieutenant Luna, you crash with style.
01:14:32 Cannonball, I was wrong about you.
01:14:36 You would've made
01:14:38 Thanks. I guess I'm just
01:14:41 That's a good one.
01:14:46 Way to stick the landin', hotshot.
01:14:50 What can I say?
01:14:52 Hey, Ham.
01:14:55 Here's your Bananaberry back.
01:15:04 The Infinity?
01:15:06 - But how?
01:15:08 This ship was not designed to return.
01:15:10 - It isn't even a ship.
01:15:12 A major scientific achievement!
01:15:15 But who built it?
01:15:34 I think we might wanna retest
01:15:37 Are you implying
01:15:39 We may never know who built it,
01:15:43 - Senator!
01:15:50 I-Well, I-
01:15:54 I'd like to announce
01:15:58 devoted to the exploration
01:16:01 With first-class facilities for the chimps...
01:16:05 and with a make-your-own sundae bar.
01:16:10 - Personalized-
01:16:19 - Excuse me? Excuse me?
01:16:20 - Can I-
01:16:23 Pardon me! Pardon me!
01:16:28 We will have to launch another mission
01:16:32 - Ready, Luna?
01:16:34 - Big fella?
01:16:37 Streamers!
01:16:40 - I love 'em!
01:16:44 - # Every one is Every one is #
01:16:47 - # Every one is addressed to me #
01:16:49 # Every one is
01:16:54 # Can't imagine so many monkeys
01:16:57 # And all of them coming anonymously
01:16:59 # Never thought I'd have
01:17:02 # But someone is sending me stationary
01:17:05 # Some chimps in swimsuits
01:17:08 # Some chimps in jackboots
01:17:10 # Starsky and Hutch chimps
01:17:13 # A pair of Dutch chimps
01:17:16 # Another postcard
01:17:21 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:17:27 # Another postcard with chimpanzees #
01:17:33 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:17:38 # If I had to guess I'd say
01:17:41 # He's sending me, maybe she's
01:17:44 # I'm losing sleep and it's gonna be
01:17:47 # I thought it was funny but now
01:17:50 # Some chimps in hard hats
01:17:52 # Some chimps who love cats
01:17:55 # A birthday-wishing chimp
01:17:58 # A goin'-fishin' chimp
01:18:01 # Another postcard with chimpanzees #
01:18:06 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:18:12 # Another postcard with chimpanzees #
01:18:17 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:18:23 # Somehow they followed me even though
01:18:26 # No matter what they come and they come
01:18:29 # Another monkey in the mail
01:18:31 # But look at me shuffling
01:18:34 # Some chimps in swimsuits
01:18:37 # Some chimps in hard hats
01:18:40 # I've got some shaved chimps
01:18:42 # I've got depraved chimps
01:18:45 # Another postcard with chimpanzees #
01:18:51 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:18:57 # Every one is
01:19:00 # Every one is addressed to me #
01:19:02 # Every one is, every one is
01:19:08 # Every one is, every one is
01:19:13 # Another postcard with chimpanzees #
01:19:19 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:19:24 # Another postcard with chimpanzees #
01:19:30 # And every one is addressed to me #
01:19:34 # And I've got the goin'-fishin' chimp ##