Space Chimps
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Since the dawn of time, |
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The rocket made |
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But before man braved |
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the brave stepped into the rocket... |
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and the brave were chimps. |
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Ham 1 was the first American |
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where no man, or chimp, |
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And tonight his brave legacy lives on. |
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Introducing Ham the Third... |
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Ham's one and only grandson. |
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Thank you. Thank you. |
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- Okay, fine. Photos. I'll sign that later. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in |
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Space, stars, blah, blah, blah. |
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- Enough with the lecture. Let's get to the action. |
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Chin down, opposable thumbs in. |
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When you gonna stop worrying about me, |
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- And between your ears. |
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Here we go! Come on! |
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Let's tear the roof off of this tent. |
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Hup! Hey! Hoop! |
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- Let's light this candle. |
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- T-minus three- |
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Blast off! |
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! |
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Ladies. |
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And back again. |
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I'm so excited. I just can't hide it! |
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Keep your eye on the landing pad. |
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No monkey business. |
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Stay on target, hotshot. |
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Big finale comin' up. Hoo-hoo! |
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And a flipsy... |
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and a dipsy and a do. |
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Whoo-hoo! Whoa! |
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- Oh, Lord. |
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa! |
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This is not good! Oh! |
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! |
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He's always showboatin'. |
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Ta-da! |
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It's all good, folks! |
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The Infinity |
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Status: |
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Mission: Search for life. |
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Detecting unidentified space anomaly. |
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Warning. System malfunction. |
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System malfunction. |
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- It's so pretty! |
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Come here, little fluttereye. |
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- Oh, no! |
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Can't you brats read? |
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- Oy. |
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You monster! |
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If I could catch you punks, |
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No wonder why |
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Just the way I like it. Huh? |
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Whoa! Look! It's coming closer! |
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It's a sky beast! |
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Crudlar. |
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A gift from the sky. |
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Hey! |
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Huh? |
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I am the Infinity probe |
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We will now perform a full-body examination |
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Oh. |
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Since the dawn of time, |
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has led to great achievements |
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He's created wonders in architecture, |
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But man isn't all work. |
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I want to live like them. |
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- System control interface operational. |
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Manual override engaging. |
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Help me! |
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- Aha! |
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A new day has come, |
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The simian program started in the 1960s. |
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And these chimpanzees are like |
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- When do they go in space? |
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They're just exhibits of the past. |
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Hey, what's up, Comet? |
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I don't know, but something big! |
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What do you mean "lost"? |
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Senator, |
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by a magnetic attraction from a dimensional |
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- In English. |
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My constituents care about potholes, |
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Do you know how many potholes |
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- Area of the pothole. |
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- Multiplied by four. |
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- Multiplied by seven. |
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50.6 million! |
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- Depending on fluctuations in asphalt- |
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- And overtime. |
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Our data indicates the Infinity's |
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As you can see from this image... |
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the Infinity has landed on a planet |
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- It means water. |
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Senator, if the atmosphere is viable, |
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Maybe even an NFL expansion team. |
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This could prove |
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We are not alone. |
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Just think what a mission |
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Not to mention T-shirt sales. |
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Political gold. |
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Not gonna happen. |
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We don't have a clue how the wormhole |
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It could transmogrify the D.N.A., |
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- Heart failure. |
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Gripping. |
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Comet, what are you doing? |
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Getting us a mission. |
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- We could send the chimps. |
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Hmm. Not humans, but not horrible. |
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Guys, we got a mission. |
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Senator, Titan, Luna and Comet |
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They have been training for this |
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Training, shmaining. These chimps are boring! |
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They're... chimp nerds. |
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Uh, technically, there's no such thing |
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I know a nerd when I see one. |
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- Do you think he means we're nerds? |
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What this mission needs is some P.R., |
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It needs a chimp with the right stuff. |
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It needs someone like... him! |
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A real hero, with dignity and nobility. |
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He's been dead for 30 years. |
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But he does have a grandson. |
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Ta-da! |
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Ahh! Oh, ho-ho-ho! |
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Oh! Thumb pain. Aah! |
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- When I promised your grandpa I'd look after ya- |
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I never thought I'd be playin' pick-up sticks |
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What can I say? |
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- I can't do anything halfway. |
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Well, you keep showboatin', |
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No, no, you can't take him! |
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Official government business: |
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a lot of other scary black helicopter stuff |
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Ooh. He's older than I expected. |
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Well, you ain't no spring chicken either. |
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- And you're lookin' for- |
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Yeah, I'm a hottie. |
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I am Dr. Smothers, and you are going |
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Space? |
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You got the wrong Ham, Doctor. Okay. |
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- Hey! |
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- Don't let the door hit ya on the- |
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He seems very excited to go. |
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Kid, you're throwin' away |
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This is a chance to make good, |
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Hey, I'm the star of my show, not just |
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Your grandfather |
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He was a NASA astronaut. |
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Got his face on magazines, |
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- He even met the president. |
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Ham! |
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Had a dream and went for it. |
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- You got dreams? |
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Whoa! |
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Uh, Houston? We have a problem. |
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Thanks for supporting your government. |
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Under threat of prosecution! |
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I- I'm- I'm gonna |
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- Huh. |
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You like to travel? |
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- Here he comes. |
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I can't believe it. We'll be flying |
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You sure they said "grandson"? |
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- Whoa! I know my rights. |
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I demand to talk to my ringmaster! |
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Oh, he's clearly excited |
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Oh, God! |
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Good glass. Ow! |
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Commander Titan, |
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Ham. Don't and care. |
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Lieutenant Luna. |
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- Mmm-mmm-mmm. |
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Hello, lady chimp. |
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Luna means moon in Latin. |
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That's right, sir. |
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- What do ya know? Two lovers of language. |
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Computers and electronics. |
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Sorry, kid, but I gotta play Poughkeepsie |
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Sir, with all due respect, |
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of historical significance |
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Land of the free, home of the brave. |
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Listen, the only mission I have |
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- Abracadabble. |
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Oh, perfect. He's a joke. |
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Anyway, best of luck, break a leg, |
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But I gotta bounce. |
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What are those? |
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Rocket packs. We'll be demonstrating them |
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My ticket home. |
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Quake with fear! |
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Ho! |
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By now, you are all aware |
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I command with my big, shiny |
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Are there any among you |
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Ah, wait. |
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So you're saying you're in charge |
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Yes, and if you don't obey me, |
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You wouldn't do that |
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- Exactly! |
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Cold! |
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Anyone else fancy a dip? |
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Good. |
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All of you, get to work! |
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Let's get this party started. |
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The Infinity recorded 10 G's |
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If the chimps' internal structure |
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they will explode like a mouse in a microwave... |
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frying their brains |
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Your teeth look amazing! |
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Here comes five G's. |
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This thing is going so fast, right? |
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Yoo-hoo! |
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Seven G's. Eight G's. |
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This might be a weird time to ask... |
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but will you help me |
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It's not even that much stuff. |
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Hey, that was fun. |
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- You guys got a log ride? |
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- Oh, poor little Comet. |
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Three chairs, three chimps. |
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Gee, where we heading for lunch? |
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I'm not eating trans fats anymore. |
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We'll need you here, Comet. Our eyes and ears. |
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Hey, kid. |
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Did I ever tell you the story of the short-circuiting |
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That was you? |
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It was the day Ham's grandpa |
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"So easy a human could do it." |
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Oh, I don't know |
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Einstein's unified field theory... |
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or watching monkeys on a treadmill. |
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# I am Titan, I am strong # |
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# No one wants to sing along # |
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# Get a life, one, two # |
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# You're lame Three, four## |
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What? |
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And to think, I almost dropped out of Harvard |
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Who's laughing now, Bill Gates? |
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Memorizing sequences is a vital test |
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You guys into sweet jams? |
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When are you gonna |
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- Saturday, about 10:00 a.m. |
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I made these radios for the voyage. I think |
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- Huh. You made these? |
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Listen, kid, thanks for the Bananaberry, |
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Comet, I'll take the radio. |
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Uh- Hey, kid. |
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Special-edition simian space shades. |
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Wow! Thanks! |
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Sweet! |
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My fellow citizens, this mission |
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where we hope to finally answer |
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"Is there intelligent life out there?" |
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Review rocket controls. |
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Right thumb go, left thumb stop. |
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- You got that? |
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Now you're seein' it, now you're not. |
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Here it is. |
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Oh! You're missing a link. |
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Chimp up, cannonball. |
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Making this giant leap |
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comes at great risk and danger. |
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Who will blaze this trail for us? |
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The few, the proud... |
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the monkeys! |
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- Awesome! |
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And here he is-a symbol of our country's |
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Ham the Third! |
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Thank you, thank you. Hey! |
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To the circus and beyo- |
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That's gotta hurt. |
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Wait! Oh, no. |
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! |
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How much fuel is in that backpack? |
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- Oh, boy. |
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Ah, wrong way! |
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Incoming! |
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- Chimps gone wild. |
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Holy nards! |
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- Heads up! |
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Run for your lives! |
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Whoa! Wow! Oh! Huh? |
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Hey, look! I'm on TV! |
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Oh! Whoa, no! |
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- Crazy monkey! |
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Oh, that's not good. |
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He's a joke! |
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Oh. |
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Whoo-hoo! |
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Which way to the circus? |
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Huh? Uh-oh. |
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Ta-da! |
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- Load 'em up. |
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What kind of simulator is this? |
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Oh, it is. |
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Okay. I got that out of my system. |
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Wait. Not quite yet. |
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Okay. I'm good. |
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Uh, guys? |
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The simulated Earth's |
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This isn't a simulation, is it? |
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We are now officially space chimps. |
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The Horizon has |
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Oh, wonderful! |
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- There you go. |
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- Ha! |
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No, that's not straight enough. |
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No, no. Now that- |
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Who is this? |
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No, no! You're doing it all wrong! |
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Move the Flanderk higher. |
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Line up the twobs in a row. |
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Careful with that! |
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- Splork! |
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- Kneel to Lord Zartog. |
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Soon the house of Zartog |
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It's going to be magnificent! |
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It's a shame the volcano will destroy it |
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I'm one step ahead of that volcano. |
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That's why I'm building those. |
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These pipes will divert |
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Nothing will ever destroy |
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But if you divert |
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the entire village will be buried. |
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Exactly! A glorious reflecting pool |
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gloriously. |
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- Eh, but-but-but where would we all live? |
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How gracious of you, my lord. |
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Commander's log. Stardate: now. |
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Space, the final frontier. |
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- Oh, stewardess? |
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- It's regulation. |
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Look! No hands, no feet. No tail. |
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Back on Earth, your insubordinate behavior |
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- You're not gonna do that |
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Use "chimp" to replace real phrases. |
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I tell ya. I'm gonna kill him. |
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Commander! Violence |
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- You're right, Lieutenant. |
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- Aah! |
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- The approach sequence |
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Fire the engines true and fast. |
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In between, press 3-6-5 |
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- Permission to speak, Commander? |
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- You're a dork. |
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Engaging 3-D matrix. |
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- Ready visual imaging. |
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- Aah! |
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Oh, yeah? Prove it. |
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- Titan, don't! |
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Ta-da! |
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- Oops. I'm sorry. What do you think |
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What? I'm gonna take off. |
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- You're goin' down! |
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- Hey, is this your card? Is this your card? |
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- Collision detector, check. |
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- Not your card, huh? |
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- I gotcha! Here it comes! |
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Ding-dong-Aah! |
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Easy on the fur, furious George. |
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Unruly crew member has been detained. |
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- Ow! |
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What's regulation 815? |
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Guys! |
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I gotta pee! |
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Whoo! Talk about suction! |
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- Ugh. |
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Not my fault. |
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- Thrusters aligned for entry. |
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Am I glad we're not goin' |
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Sorry. While on the mission |
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Then who did you just say sorry to? |
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- Someone else. |
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- Jerk-boy! |
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- Poop-thrower! |
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# Hey, monkey-rena # |
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Circus freak! |
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Approaching dimensional anomaly entry. |
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Brace for event threshold. |
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Approaching five G's-Six G's! |
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Eight G's! |
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Must... stay... alert. |
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Losing... consciousness... |
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- now. |
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Whoa! Whoa! |
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Come on! Come on! |
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- Welcome to InStar. |
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How can I help you? |
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Horizon has entered the wormhole. |
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- Marvelous! |
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- This better work. |
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What could go wrong? |
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Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! |
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Hey, cool, a planet. |
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Oh, my God, |
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Wake up! Wake up! |
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Okay, no need to panic. |
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You're just hurtling out of a wormhole |
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at 9,000 miles an hour and no brakes! |
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Pull up! Come on! |
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Steering wheel! |
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Please let one of these be a force field. |
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- Air bags deployed. |
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I am the smartest chimp |
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Whoo- |
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No-oh-oh! Aaah! |
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Ow. |
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Whew. |
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Ship stabilized. |
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! Whoa! |
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Reacquire signal in five, |
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I'm heading to Kinko's later if anybody |
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You lost the ship? |
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It must be some sort of |
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Burning microwave popcorn |
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This is a billion-dollar disaster! |
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3.7, to be exact. |
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Look on the bright side- if they don't come back, |
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We can always count on |
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You have 24 hours |
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or I'll cut your funding |
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And I mean every cent. |
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You won't even be able |
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You monster! |
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Remember, no bucks, no Buck Rogers. |
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Oh. I love Buck Rogers. |
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Who is Buck Rogers? |
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They lost contact! |
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Comet to Luna. Come in, Luna. |
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Must be solar flare interference. |
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I'll hack the mainframe |
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Shoot, |
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Oh, great. |
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We landed in Barstow. |
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Let's see. Elephant's peanut chest. |
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No, not that one. |
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Houston's banana closet- Hmm. |
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Whoa. |
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One small step for Ham... |
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one more small step for Ham... |
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and yet another small step- |
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What are you doing out here? |
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Whoa! |
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Testing for gravity? |
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- Yeah, it works. |
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Commander. |
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Commander? |
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You are a liability to this mission. |
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Ha! Liability? |
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I was steering this crate while you and |
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You stayed awake, and you didn't |
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- That's all you had to do. |
00:30:25 |
I was catching up on my panicking. |
00:30:27 |
No! Don't! |
00:30:29 |
- What? |
00:30:32 |
Oh, no! |
00:30:34 |
Poisonous air! |
00:30:39 |
- Lieutenant's log. |
00:30:41 |
- Air is breathable. |
00:30:43 |
- The temperature is normal. |
00:30:47 |
Winning daytime Emmy. |
00:30:50 |
And there is no sign of intelligent life. |
00:30:53 |
Blah! |
00:30:55 |
Look, the planet has three suns. |
00:30:58 |
Amazing. |
00:31:00 |
Just like every science fiction movie involving |
00:31:07 |
As you all know, |
00:31:12 |
Our three suns will come together as one |
00:31:17 |
And in honor of this special day, |
00:31:20 |
I'm throwing a celebration, |
00:31:24 |
- Your overlord! |
00:31:26 |
- Another metal beast fell from the sky! |
00:31:29 |
- Like this one? |
00:31:31 |
Only bigger! Only bigger! |
00:31:33 |
- Bigger than mine? |
00:31:36 |
It's what you do with it |
00:31:39 |
- Traitor! |
00:31:41 |
- Then take it back. |
00:31:44 |
You can't take it back, |
00:31:47 |
You all heard, right? |
00:31:53 |
- Oh! |
00:31:56 |
- Uh, me? |
00:31:59 |
Take a party of warriors |
00:32:02 |
Uh, okay, the tall guy, |
00:32:05 |
guy with the pointy hat |
00:32:09 |
I'm always picked last. |
00:32:11 |
Mount up! |
00:32:18 |
Take the Fluvians! |
00:32:28 |
Imagine, we're the first astronauts |
00:32:33 |
These photos will be front-page news. |
00:32:35 |
The most important images |
00:32:38 |
Can you get one of my good side? |
00:32:40 |
Oops. Forgot. I'm all good side. |
00:32:42 |
Maybe take one of me looking heroically, |
00:32:45 |
- Oh, and another one like this. |
00:32:47 |
Ever alert. Brooding. |
00:32:49 |
Poised to strike. Candid. |
00:32:52 |
Laughing candid. |
00:32:54 |
I've been naughty. |
00:32:58 |
Huh? Hmm. |
00:33:01 |
Wait, Luna. |
00:33:03 |
This is the first sign of complex life |
00:33:06 |
- Astronauts gather knowledge. It's what we do. |
00:33:10 |
You? Careful? |
00:33:12 |
I'm just saying, that looks like a flower |
00:33:15 |
I gotta hear this. |
00:33:17 |
Piddles is a very cute clown... |
00:33:19 |
who has a cute little box |
00:33:22 |
The kids think it's the sweetest thing |
00:33:26 |
Boo! A giant snake pops out. |
00:33:28 |
Please. I'm a trained astronaut. |
00:33:32 |
Trained astronaut? |
00:33:35 |
Is that what you think |
00:33:38 |
Just pick your flowers |
00:33:40 |
If there's no traffic in the wormhole, |
00:33:44 |
- Uptight, scientific, bookworm chimp lady. |
00:33:54 |
- What does Piddles do next? |
00:33:57 |
and then runs around |
00:34:02 |
I don't think that's gonna help us here. |
00:34:04 |
My Simian Space Manual. There must |
00:34:07 |
"Alien captures. Alien uprisings. |
00:34:09 |
- How to say no to an alien probe." |
00:34:16 |
Confetti. I can't explain it. |
00:34:19 |
- You sure they're not scared of them? |
00:34:24 |
I know this sounds crazy, but I think |
00:34:28 |
- Death to strangers! |
00:34:34 |
Titan! Wake up! |
00:34:36 |
The sky beast is ours! |
00:34:38 |
Quick, this way! |
00:34:40 |
- But we can't leave the ship, or Titan! |
00:34:44 |
Return to Lord Zartog! |
00:34:48 |
Titan! |
00:34:51 |
Get them! Fire! |
00:34:56 |
You should've never left the ship! |
00:34:58 |
Me? I didn't sign up for this! |
00:35:00 |
I should be in the makeup trailer, |
00:35:04 |
You saving me? I'm the astronaut here. |
00:35:11 |
Wow, you are really sinking low. |
00:35:14 |
Yeah, well, you deserve it. |
00:35:16 |
- No. I mean you're literally getting lower. |
00:35:18 |
I can't get out! |
00:35:21 |
Like we say in the circus, " The show ain't over |
00:35:25 |
- Ew. |
00:35:29 |
Ham! |
00:35:32 |
Climb on my shoulders and grab that vine! |
00:35:38 |
Excuse me. That's my leg. |
00:35:42 |
- They're in the swamp! |
00:35:44 |
- Now what? |
00:35:46 |
Swing like the wind! |
00:35:50 |
Come on, Luna. |
00:35:53 |
- I'm not from the circus. |
00:35:58 |
Fire! |
00:36:00 |
Tarzan yell! |
00:36:04 |
Ham! I can't do this! I'm gonna fall! |
00:36:08 |
- Yes, you can, Luna! You can do this! |
00:36:13 |
Use your shoulders, kick your legs, |
00:36:17 |
Shoulders, legs, swing, let go. |
00:36:20 |
Shoulders, legs, swing, let go. |
00:36:25 |
- Nice! There you go. You're getting it! |
00:36:28 |
- Let go! |
00:36:30 |
Swing, let go. |
00:36:34 |
Whoo! |
00:36:37 |
- No! |
00:36:40 |
- See? Nothing to it! |
00:36:42 |
Just a couple of chimps swingin' through |
00:36:48 |
Eyes and mouths! |
00:36:49 |
Snake one, meet snake two. |
00:36:52 |
Whoo-hoo! |
00:36:54 |
- Get them! |
00:37:01 |
- Ham, help! |
00:37:03 |
Whoo-hoo! |
00:37:06 |
It's showtime! |
00:37:08 |
Afternoon, ladies. |
00:37:16 |
- Some first date, huh? |
00:37:18 |
Oh, yes, it is. |
00:37:21 |
Because we're about to... fall! |
00:37:24 |
Ham, what do we do now? |
00:37:26 |
Aim for the soft patch. |
00:37:28 |
Spread your arms wide. |
00:37:33 |
- I hope you know what you're doing. |
00:37:35 |
I do this every day of the week. |
00:37:37 |
Except Monday. That's my me day. |
00:37:40 |
Ham? |
00:37:42 |
Luna, chin down. |
00:37:45 |
Ham! |
00:37:51 |
Whoo! |
00:37:53 |
Ham? |
00:37:56 |
Ham? You're okay, right? |
00:37:58 |
Ham, get up. |
00:38:01 |
Come on, Ham. |
00:38:03 |
I'm sorry I was rough on you. |
00:38:06 |
Sure, you were irresponsible, |
00:38:11 |
but you saved my life. |
00:38:13 |
And you were kind of funny in an |
00:38:18 |
- Cute? |
00:38:20 |
- Handsome? |
00:38:22 |
Like Brad Pitt, |
00:38:24 |
What? |
00:38:25 |
Luna, do you copy? |
00:38:27 |
- Let me just say one thing. |
00:38:30 |
You are the most annoying, obnoxious, |
00:38:33 |
- Ham's alive. |
00:38:36 |
You're an embarrassment. |
00:38:38 |
We can hear them, |
00:38:41 |
We'll need to calibrate |
00:38:43 |
replace the helix mirror |
00:38:46 |
The only word I understood was "feed." |
00:38:49 |
Mission log. We are stranded |
00:38:52 |
Commander Titan has been kidnapped. |
00:38:54 |
- And we're falling in love! |
00:38:56 |
Ignore that last part. Delete! Delete! |
00:38:59 |
- Kidnapped? |
00:39:02 |
We've lost our ship |
00:39:04 |
before the automatic pilot engages |
00:39:07 |
Whoa. What? |
00:39:09 |
The ship has a safety program to automatically |
00:39:13 |
It was in your manual. |
00:39:15 |
Was that before or after the chapter on the |
00:39:20 |
- Ham, we got one chance of getting home. |
00:39:23 |
Let's get moving. |
00:39:35 |
Behold Sky Beast Two, the sequel! |
00:39:39 |
Yes! |
00:39:40 |
Greetings, aliens! |
00:39:44 |
Don't worry. You didn't wake me. |
00:39:47 |
I needed to get up. |
00:39:49 |
I am Commander Titan. |
00:39:51 |
I have traveled through space |
00:39:54 |
to explore the outer reaches |
00:39:56 |
make first contact with aliens |
00:39:59 |
seal you in Mylar wrap and take you |
00:40:04 |
- Dissected? |
00:40:06 |
We lay you down on some nice wax paper, |
00:40:10 |
Oh? |
00:40:11 |
But first, you'll need to form a line... |
00:40:14 |
so that I can label and catalog you. |
00:40:18 |
Organism one, organism two- |
00:40:21 |
Organism three. |
00:40:23 |
I am Lord Zartog, |
00:40:26 |
Zartog, eh? |
00:40:29 |
'Cause you are different. |
00:40:32 |
I like you. Is that, uh, with one "G" or two? |
00:40:35 |
- I'll take that as a one. |
00:40:40 |
- Organism four, organism five. |
00:40:42 |
Ah, there's- |
00:40:46 |
Whoa there, mister. |
00:40:48 |
You're in direct violation |
00:40:53 |
But, if you cooperate with me, |
00:40:57 |
Cooperate with you? |
00:41:01 |
I appreciate your honesty. |
00:41:04 |
And a worthy adversary. |
00:41:06 |
- Be proud. |
00:41:09 |
Ha! You don't even know how to use |
00:41:14 |
Even a first-year cadet |
00:41:20 |
Hmm. Will you show me |
00:41:24 |
Negativo. You're not trained. |
00:41:27 |
You're not even insured. |
00:41:29 |
Please? I'll do anything. |
00:41:32 |
You could help me find my crew. |
00:41:34 |
- There are more? |
00:41:38 |
What kind of idiot would go in there? |
00:41:41 |
Ham. |
00:41:49 |
You gotta admit. Being on |
00:41:53 |
All my life, I dreamed of being |
00:41:57 |
- And here I am. |
00:42:01 |
The only reason we're here |
00:42:04 |
You're wrong. |
00:42:06 |
- Whoa. |
00:42:08 |
Which one of us |
00:42:11 |
really fast behind rocks |
00:42:14 |
Cool. |
00:42:17 |
Please, I mean you no harm. |
00:42:19 |
Hi. I'm Lieutenant Luna. |
00:42:21 |
M-My name |
00:42:24 |
Oh, great. It's drunk. |
00:42:26 |
I'm the last free Luzian from the village |
00:42:31 |
We come from Earth. |
00:42:33 |
You know, Earth- iTunes, greenhouse gases... |
00:42:37 |
David Beckham. |
00:42:40 |
Whoa. What's up with |
00:42:43 |
My head lights up when I'm scared. |
00:42:46 |
You don't need to be scared of us. |
00:42:49 |
Friends. |
00:42:58 |
Are you alone? |
00:43:01 |
Yes. My village was imprisoned |
00:43:05 |
Its metal claws gave him |
00:43:09 |
Metal claws. The rover! |
00:43:13 |
Yes. I saw you crash. |
00:43:15 |
You saw that? That was me! |
00:43:18 |
- What? |
00:43:21 |
- At Zartog's palace. |
00:43:23 |
- Don't worry. We'll protect you, |
00:43:27 |
Oh, let's just call her Kilowatt, |
00:43:32 |
- Or night. |
00:43:35 |
The journey is perilous. |
00:43:38 |
The Valley of Very Bad Things. |
00:43:42 |
It is a land of untold danger, |
00:43:46 |
not to mention avian urk flu, |
00:43:48 |
mad florg disease, |
00:43:52 |
and the Dark Cloud of Id |
00:43:58 |
Sleep. You'll need your rest. |
00:44:04 |
I could use a little shut-eye. |
00:44:09 |
Stay on your side of the planet. |
00:44:11 |
You Earthlings |
00:44:16 |
We do, don't we? |
00:44:18 |
Night, honey. |
00:44:23 |
Up wake, up wake. |
00:44:26 |
- Well, that was refreshing. |
00:44:30 |
Yep. Just one of the benefits |
00:44:34 |
Huh. Follow me. |
00:44:38 |
Listen and learn, "Zelig." |
00:44:41 |
The P.R. 5-13I is a high-performance, |
00:44:47 |
Rough, rugged and ready... |
00:44:49 |
the engineers have outfitted her |
00:44:54 |
- And the 60 million kilowatt |
00:44:59 |
guarantees she's always got enough juice |
00:45:07 |
- Ready to take her for a spin? |
00:45:11 |
Whoa! |
00:45:19 |
Oh, the waiting is just mind-numbing. |
00:45:22 |
Well, I really need a Snicker's bar. |
00:45:25 |
I'm allergic to peanuts. |
00:45:35 |
Wow. This is even better |
00:45:37 |
I still can't believe the grandson |
00:45:41 |
- Hey, I like what I do. |
00:45:44 |
You mean like a sandwich? |
00:45:49 |
I wish I could have welcomed you |
00:45:51 |
but Zartog had it all destroyed. |
00:45:55 |
We're sorry, Kilowatt. |
00:45:57 |
Why would you build |
00:46:00 |
- We didn't. The humans did. |
00:46:03 |
They're like us. Well, 99.9% like us. |
00:46:06 |
But it's the.01 |
00:46:09 |
- Don't! |
00:46:11 |
That is not food. |
00:46:25 |
Guys, is it just me, or is that |
00:46:31 |
Hmm. Hey, check this out. |
00:46:53 |
Whoo! |
00:46:56 |
Why any life-form |
00:46:58 |
is one of the unsolved mysteries |
00:47:01 |
- Come on. Bust out the scissors. |
00:47:05 |
I've never danced before. |
00:47:07 |
Oh, okay. |
00:47:09 |
Gimme your arm. |
00:47:12 |
There you go. |
00:47:16 |
I am? Really? |
00:47:19 |
Are you kiddin' me? Absolutely. |
00:47:21 |
Whee! |
00:47:24 |
I am poppin' as well as lockin'. |
00:47:26 |
Now the bus stop, robot, King Tut- |
00:47:32 |
Fluvians! Run for it. |
00:47:38 |
Ham, we can't outrun them! |
00:47:40 |
Man, I love these dudes. Come on! |
00:47:43 |
They don't call me |
00:47:47 |
You know, 'cause, like, my name is Ham |
00:47:51 |
- Never mind. |
00:47:58 |
Get 'em! |
00:48:00 |
Oh, no! Pull up! Pull up! |
00:48:04 |
Yes! |
00:48:06 |
Whoa! |
00:48:09 |
Ow! |
00:48:12 |
We really gotta work on stopping. |
00:48:14 |
No, no, wait. Don't leave, gumdrop people. |
00:48:18 |
They are afraid. It is the Cave |
00:48:24 |
What is with this planet? |
00:48:26 |
Would it kill you to have |
00:48:29 |
Ham, we got to finish this mission. |
00:48:31 |
We only have 12 hours |
00:48:33 |
Through the cave |
00:48:37 |
Run! |
00:48:39 |
Hurry, Luna! |
00:48:48 |
I want this party to be remembered forever. |
00:48:53 |
Beyond anything Malgor has ever seen. |
00:48:55 |
You'll need streamers. |
00:49:00 |
I love 'em. Oh, and, uh, some, uh, |
00:49:04 |
It's a fun, simple way to say, |
00:49:09 |
Splork, grab a pad. |
00:49:11 |
- Uh- |
00:49:13 |
and this beast will only devour |
00:49:17 |
Ham? |
00:49:19 |
Or not! |
00:49:25 |
Ooh! We have to find the exit. |
00:49:28 |
- Aah! Ham! |
00:49:30 |
Help! Aah! |
00:49:32 |
- This way! It's too narrow |
00:49:40 |
- Help! |
00:49:43 |
Oh! Whoa! |
00:49:46 |
Dead end! Oh, no! |
00:49:48 |
Come on! |
00:49:52 |
- Aah! |
00:49:56 |
- Kilowatt, turn yourself off! |
00:49:58 |
But if we can't get out of here, we're dead! |
00:50:01 |
- That is not helping. |
00:50:04 |
To control your fear, |
00:50:06 |
and then imagine overcoming it. |
00:50:13 |
- Quick, Ham! It's breaking free! |
00:50:17 |
- Be brave. |
00:50:20 |
Control your fear. |
00:50:22 |
Control your fear. |
00:50:24 |
Control your fear. |
00:50:26 |
Control your fear. |
00:50:30 |
Wow. It works. |
00:50:34 |
The exit! |
00:50:39 |
Let's go! |
00:50:48 |
- It's blocking the way out. |
00:50:51 |
I have been scared my entire life, |
00:50:56 |
Kilowatt, no! |
00:50:58 |
- What I must. |
00:51:11 |
If you swallow me, |
00:51:17 |
- Kilowatt! No! |
00:51:20 |
Why did she do that? |
00:51:24 |
Oh, so stupid... and brave. |
00:51:26 |
That was the bravest thing I've ever seen. |
00:51:29 |
- Whoa. Where are we? |
00:51:35 |
This must be the Dark Cloud of Id. |
00:51:39 |
Oh, it's making me |
00:51:43 |
I shouldn't even be here. |
00:51:48 |
- How does that make you feel? |
00:51:51 |
Which is all I am- a joke! |
00:51:54 |
I could be replaced by a cannonball. |
00:51:57 |
Oh, man. Delirium, cryin', sobbin'. |
00:52:02 |
- Come on, sport. Gotta get through. |
00:52:06 |
I'm not even a good chimp. |
00:52:09 |
- He's like a father to me. |
00:52:13 |
All my life I've been living |
00:52:17 |
How does that make you feel? |
00:52:21 |
You know what it's like |
00:52:24 |
It's cold. |
00:52:27 |
so I became a clown. |
00:52:31 |
I think you've had |
00:52:38 |
Here goes. |
00:52:40 |
With this much power, |
00:52:47 |
Oh, Lord. |
00:52:51 |
- Ham- |
00:52:56 |
It's okay. Sometimes the conflict |
00:53:00 |
can cast a long shadow in the soul. |
00:53:03 |
I have no idea what you just said. |
00:53:06 |
I'm gonna walk this way now. |
00:53:11 |
Pathetic groveling slaves of Malgor... |
00:53:14 |
welcome to Triple Sunday! |
00:53:20 |
Soon the suns will align |
00:53:24 |
And a lot of you are not going to live. |
00:53:28 |
Ahem! That's your cue. |
00:53:32 |
# Do you wanna rock |
00:53:36 |
# Do you wanna rock right now # |
00:53:39 |
Now we party my way. |
00:53:42 |
# Do you wanna rock |
00:53:48 |
Dance or dunk. |
00:53:53 |
- You. |
00:53:55 |
- You're not dancing. |
00:53:57 |
- No, that's more of a shuffle. |
00:54:00 |
- Shuffle! |
00:54:01 |
Shuffle! |
00:54:07 |
- Shuffle. |
00:54:09 |
Whoa. |
00:54:11 |
That's like the second biggest |
00:54:15 |
And I've seen two. |
00:54:17 |
Hey, there's the ship. |
00:54:20 |
Now it is my thrill |
00:54:23 |
The monkey who showed me the way. |
00:54:26 |
Here's Titan! |
00:54:32 |
- Oh, my gosh. Titan! |
00:54:35 |
Oh, if we just had our rocket packs, |
00:54:41 |
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
00:54:45 |
As a matter of fact, we're not paid at all. |
00:54:47 |
Uh, wait. |
00:54:50 |
Luna. |
00:54:52 |
I hear ya. I hear ya. I do. |
00:54:55 |
But here's what I have to say about it. |
00:54:57 |
Let's leave him. |
00:54:59 |
- Ham. |
00:55:02 |
Begin torturously slow dunking mechanism. |
00:55:06 |
Uh, "Zartig," now that I've gotten to know you, |
00:55:10 |
which is why I'm willing |
00:55:14 |
No. |
00:55:15 |
- Let's go. |
00:55:20 |
Here we go, ladies. |
00:55:22 |
Sure, go ahead. Dunk me. Now you'll |
00:55:27 |
- Huh? 3-D radar? |
00:55:33 |
- Luna, follow me. |
00:55:35 |
Who's Roger? Is it serious? |
00:55:38 |
Tell me, tell me, tell me, please. |
00:55:41 |
Flip the bar with the star. |
00:55:45 |
Not too far to start the radar. |
00:55:50 |
You take the left. I'll take the right. |
00:55:52 |
Alert. Chimpanzees incoming. |
00:55:55 |
- What? |
00:55:58 |
Fire away! |
00:56:09 |
Luna! Nice. |
00:56:11 |
Now let's get back to the ship... |
00:56:14 |
- so I can save you guys and pilot us home. |
00:56:23 |
- Where did those chimps go? |
00:56:27 |
Traitor. |
00:56:35 |
Commander, |
00:56:37 |
Check diagnostics. |
00:56:39 |
- Huh? |
00:56:44 |
But why did they teach us all that stuff |
00:56:47 |
I told you guys. |
00:56:50 |
They wanted to see if our brains still worked |
00:56:53 |
- We're Spam in a can. |
00:56:57 |
Sorry, Luna, but we're |
00:56:59 |
Actually, the guinea pigs |
00:57:03 |
Whee! |
00:57:05 |
The ship was on autopilot |
00:57:08 |
We were never really flying it. |
00:57:12 |
- You were right all along. |
00:57:15 |
Besides, that's what humans think of us, |
00:57:20 |
Why wasn't I born a rabbit or a squirrel |
00:57:24 |
Nobody expects great things from them. |
00:57:26 |
Three minutes to liftoff. |
00:57:29 |
Well, at least we're safe and goin' home. |
00:57:32 |
1,600 crunches a day... |
00:57:34 |
500 push-ups with each arm- |
00:57:37 |
All that training for what? |
00:57:47 |
I can't go. |
00:57:49 |
- What? |
00:57:51 |
But it came from Earth. |
00:57:53 |
I can't run away. |
00:57:56 |
I took an oath to return this ship to Earth, |
00:58:05 |
- Ham's right. |
00:58:08 |
I'd rather be a hero here on Malgor |
00:58:11 |
Lieutenant Luna. This is an order. |
00:58:22 |
- There goes our ride. |
00:58:25 |
Commander! |
00:58:27 |
- What about your oath? |
00:58:30 |
You, sir, are gonna make me cry. |
00:58:33 |
Ham, we need a plan. |
00:58:35 |
The commander of the mission |
00:58:38 |
And your plan is? |
00:58:40 |
Well, the plan. |
00:58:43 |
Since I'm the commander of the plan, |
00:58:47 |
It's not your plan. It's not Ham's- |
00:58:50 |
- Titan! |
00:58:51 |
It's party time. |
00:59:01 |
We have contact. |
00:59:04 |
Touchdown in 15 seconds. |
00:59:06 |
Okay, here we go. History in the making, boys. |
00:59:16 |
What the- |
00:59:33 |
- Whoa. |
00:59:37 |
I'm afraid the chimpanzees |
00:59:41 |
You think? |
00:59:43 |
That's it. Mission canceled. |
00:59:47 |
Oh, no. |
00:59:48 |
As of tomorrow, this entire agency will be |
00:59:53 |
like one of those places where you design |
00:59:58 |
He does have a point. |
01:00:00 |
What about the two chimps still here? |
01:00:02 |
Two chimps, two words. |
01:00:06 |
- We have to get to mission control. |
01:00:10 |
Follow me. |
01:00:13 |
- Hold on. |
01:00:16 |
For a 20th-century chimp, you're moving |
01:00:22 |
Yee-haw! |
01:00:25 |
Whoa. |
01:00:29 |
I may be old, but I'm aerodynamic. |
01:00:32 |
- Whoo-hoo! |
01:00:34 |
You're gonna have to keep up, son. |
01:00:46 |
- Great plan. |
01:00:50 |
- Lieutenant Luna. |
01:00:52 |
You should have asked Ham |
01:00:55 |
Three chimps, three coats. Which one first? |
01:00:59 |
Is it you? |
01:01:02 |
- The big one? |
01:01:03 |
Or will it be you, the adorable one? |
01:01:06 |
Or all three at once? |
01:01:10 |
Well, as commander, |
01:01:12 |
"Zelbaum" here doesn't dunk you guys. |
01:01:15 |
How would you do that? |
01:01:19 |
Because I will teach you the rover's |
01:01:24 |
- Huh? |
01:01:28 |
- But first, let my crew go. |
01:01:31 |
Tell me. |
01:01:32 |
- No, don't. |
01:01:34 |
- Tell me, tell me, please. |
01:01:36 |
Please tell me. Tell it to me. |
01:01:38 |
So, to dominate the universe, |
01:01:42 |
Turn the blue knob |
01:01:47 |
Then pull the lever in reverse. |
01:01:50 |
- Oh, this one? |
01:01:55 |
Wait. |
01:01:57 |
- Wow. You really are stupid. |
01:02:01 |
And a really bad poet. |
01:02:08 |
Oops. Did I say "reverse?" |
01:02:12 |
Crudlar. |
01:02:13 |
That was a joke. |
01:02:16 |
Traitor! |
01:02:19 |
Whoo! |
01:02:23 |
- Huh? |
01:02:24 |
Wowzers. |
01:02:26 |
- Kilowatt! But how? |
01:02:28 |
We saw the Flesh-Devouring Beast |
01:02:31 |
He-He's not big on chewing. |
01:02:34 |
- But how did you get out? |
01:02:41 |
Don't make me go there. |
01:02:43 |
- Ew. |
01:02:45 |
You guys need a hand? |
01:02:50 |
Does anybody want the "Zelik"statue? |
01:02:52 |
'Cause I'll take it. |
01:02:59 |
You have liberated us |
01:03:02 |
We are eternally grateful. |
01:03:06 |
- We came. |
01:03:08 |
W-We kicked his butt! |
01:03:11 |
What? Why'd you have to |
01:03:14 |
- It's a sayin'. That's how it goes. |
01:03:18 |
I'm, like, 99% sure that's how it goes. |
01:03:22 |
You Earthlings have |
01:03:25 |
Luna? Do you read me? |
01:03:27 |
Hey, Luna, |
01:03:29 |
Would you evolve? |
01:03:31 |
- Sorry. |
01:03:33 |
- Comet? |
01:03:34 |
Comet. Oh, thank heavens. |
01:03:36 |
- You'll never believe what's happening. |
01:03:39 |
- We've been able to hear you the whole time. |
01:03:42 |
Yep. The whole time, son. |
01:03:45 |
I'm sorry I kept pushin' you |
01:03:47 |
It's okay, Houston. |
01:03:51 |
- What's your status? |
01:03:53 |
- But there's someone I've got my eye on. |
01:03:56 |
It's Luna, |
01:03:58 |
Oh, wait. Are we talking about |
01:04:00 |
Yeah. |
01:04:02 |
Ah, well, everything's okay, |
01:04:04 |
- You still got the probe. |
01:04:09 |
We'll just have to "chimprovise." |
01:04:11 |
You know, |
01:04:13 |
- Thank you. |
01:04:15 |
- You'll need a complete redesign. |
01:04:17 |
Uh, let me put you on with Comet. |
01:04:20 |
First, we'll need to re-engineer |
01:04:23 |
- Got it. Let me put ya on with Luna. |
01:04:26 |
- Second, you'll need thrust. |
01:04:29 |
We'd need at least |
01:04:31 |
to reach the velocity |
01:04:34 |
We'd never get that kind of thrust without |
01:04:38 |
Even if we could build a ship, |
01:04:44 |
Ham? |
01:04:47 |
If you can shoot |
01:04:49 |
you can shoot a ship out of a volcano. |
01:04:51 |
Of course! Geothermal energy. |
01:04:55 |
We don't have much time. |
01:04:57 |
Kilowatt, we're gonna need some help |
01:04:59 |
Planet Malgor at your service. |
01:05:01 |
Let's chimp this ride. |
01:05:04 |
I know I said I missed the puns, |
01:05:14 |
Standing by. Awaiting instructions. |
01:05:16 |
I need duct tape, and I need it now. |
01:05:18 |
Yeah, over there. Right. That's good. |
01:05:23 |
We have to move fast. |
01:05:29 |
Load up those pipes! |
01:06:18 |
Kilowatt, we'll never forget you. |
01:06:21 |
Aw, I won't either. |
01:06:24 |
Well, she won't win |
01:06:26 |
- Probably. |
01:06:28 |
Hopefully. |
01:06:30 |
Eh, let's not over analyze it. |
01:06:32 |
The suns are aligning. You must hurry. |
01:06:35 |
The volcano is about to erupt. |
01:06:36 |
Oh, no. What about reentry? |
01:06:39 |
- You're going to need a nose cone. |
01:06:41 |
- Huh? |
01:06:44 |
Uh, hello? |
01:06:50 |
Mission control, |
01:06:52 |
- Five seconds. |
01:06:54 |
- It's louder than a cannon! |
01:07:07 |
- Ooh! |
01:07:33 |
Whoo! We did it! |
01:07:36 |
We're saved! |
01:07:40 |
Time to go home. |
01:07:43 |
Bye. Bye. Bye. |
01:07:52 |
I can see the headlines now. |
01:07:54 |
"Commander Titan returns to Earth." |
01:07:57 |
What will I wear? |
01:08:03 |
Approaching wormhole threshold. |
01:08:05 |
- Here it comes. Take this. |
01:08:07 |
- But I don't know how. |
01:08:11 |
What are you, nuts? |
01:08:13 |
- Are you wearing aluminum clothes? |
01:08:16 |
- Are you in a rocket? |
01:08:18 |
- In outer space? |
01:08:19 |
- Are you David Bowie? |
01:08:23 |
Then you must be an astronaut. |
01:08:31 |
Whoa! |
01:08:36 |
I'm not cut out for this. |
01:08:37 |
- Ham? |
01:08:39 |
I believe in you. |
01:08:42 |
Wait. Luna, no. Titan. |
01:08:45 |
Titan? Whoa! |
01:08:50 |
You keep showboatin'- |
01:08:51 |
You're not in the circus anymore. |
01:08:53 |
Ham the Third! |
01:08:56 |
Your insubordinate behavior |
01:08:58 |
When will you straighten up and fly right? |
01:08:59 |
You're a threat |
01:09:07 |
Believe in yourself, Ham. |
01:09:10 |
Grandpa Ham? |
01:09:14 |
Well, of course you're not me. |
01:09:16 |
You can do things, son. |
01:09:19 |
Just do them your way. |
01:09:22 |
Whoa. |
01:09:28 |
That's them. |
01:09:31 |
Infinity, welcome back. |
01:09:35 |
Shh. The kids are sleeping. |
01:09:37 |
Ham, you have to |
01:09:40 |
You're coming in too hot. You've gotta reduce |
01:09:44 |
- Exactly 33 degrees. |
01:09:49 |
Exactly-exactly. |
01:09:51 |
If you don't nail that reentry window, |
01:09:54 |
- Great. |
01:09:56 |
- Check. |
01:09:58 |
- Uh, check. |
01:10:00 |
And enable gyroscopic stabilizers. |
01:10:03 |
Uh-oh. Help! |
01:10:05 |
I can't reach it. |
01:10:08 |
- Ham, you're pitching up. |
01:10:13 |
- Holy out of "controlly!" |
01:10:16 |
Lieutenant Luna. Sure, I do. |
01:10:21 |
Mission Control, |
01:10:24 |
- Yes! |
01:10:30 |
We did it! Florida, we have visuals. |
01:10:32 |
What about Commander Coma? |
01:10:34 |
- We don't need a third wheel on our date. |
01:10:38 |
- Lower the landing gear. |
01:10:41 |
Uh, Houston, |
01:10:44 |
Oh, boy. I picked a bad week |
01:10:48 |
- What now? |
01:10:50 |
Low-tech solutions are my specialty. |
01:10:53 |
- Ham, remember the circus? |
01:10:55 |
- Good. You're gonna crash. |
01:10:58 |
But this time, stay on target. |
01:11:00 |
- Roger that, Houston. |
01:11:04 |
Because crashing is what I do best. |
01:11:10 |
Come out with your paws up. |
01:11:14 |
Paws? They're chimps. Th-They have hands, |
01:11:17 |
- Come out with your thumbs up. |
01:11:25 |
Kick it down. |
01:11:28 |
Yahoo! |
01:11:31 |
Wait, my rug. |
01:11:34 |
We all knew. Everybody knew. |
01:11:38 |
Everyone knew when you wouldn't |
01:11:45 |
Here we go! |
01:11:52 |
- Oh! |
01:11:57 |
I can't hold it! |
01:12:00 |
Uh, Ham! |
01:12:05 |
Whoo-hoo! Clutch. |
01:12:07 |
I said "clutch!" |
01:12:11 |
You got it. |
01:12:15 |
Oh, Lord. |
01:12:19 |
I never thought I'd be saying this, |
01:12:23 |
What are you doing? |
01:12:26 |
I'll see you on the ground. |
01:12:30 |
While we close the chapter |
01:12:32 |
we open an amazing new chapter |
01:12:45 |
Whoa! Just a little bit farther. |
01:12:55 |
Luna, you did it! I got control! |
01:12:58 |
Yes! |
01:13:02 |
The national space program |
01:13:05 |
Oh! |
01:13:08 |
Whoa! |
01:13:17 |
No! |
01:13:19 |
Luna! |
01:13:27 |
Whoa! |
01:13:30 |
- Oh, man. |
01:13:39 |
Whoa! |
01:13:52 |
Luna! Luna! Luna, get up! |
01:13:58 |
You're okay, right? |
01:14:00 |
Oh, this can't be happening. |
01:14:06 |
I stayed on target this time. |
01:14:09 |
I was tryin' to be more like you. |
01:14:12 |
- You were always- |
01:14:15 |
- Yeah, and you made me- |
01:14:17 |
Yeah. And- |
01:14:20 |
- You won't be. |
01:14:22 |
Ham. |
01:14:25 |
- But how'd you survive? |
01:14:29 |
Lieutenant Luna, you crash with style. |
01:14:32 |
Cannonball, I was wrong about you. |
01:14:36 |
You would've made |
01:14:38 |
Thanks. I guess I'm just |
01:14:41 |
That's a good one. |
01:14:46 |
Way to stick the landin', hotshot. |
01:14:50 |
What can I say? |
01:14:52 |
Hey, Ham. |
01:14:55 |
Here's your Bananaberry back. |
01:15:04 |
The Infinity? |
01:15:06 |
- But how? |
01:15:08 |
This ship was not designed to return. |
01:15:10 |
- It isn't even a ship. |
01:15:12 |
A major scientific achievement! |
01:15:15 |
But who built it? |
01:15:34 |
I think we might wanna retest |
01:15:37 |
Are you implying |
01:15:39 |
We may never know who built it, |
01:15:43 |
- Senator! |
01:15:50 |
I-Well, I- |
01:15:54 |
I'd like to announce |
01:15:58 |
devoted to the exploration |
01:16:01 |
With first-class facilities for the chimps... |
01:16:05 |
and with a make-your-own sundae bar. |
01:16:10 |
- Personalized- |
01:16:19 |
- Excuse me? Excuse me? |
01:16:20 |
- Can I- |
01:16:23 |
Pardon me! Pardon me! |
01:16:28 |
We will have to launch another mission |
01:16:32 |
- Ready, Luna? |
01:16:34 |
- Big fella? |
01:16:37 |
Streamers! |
01:16:40 |
- I love 'em! |
01:16:44 |
- # Every one is Every one is # |
01:16:47 |
- # Every one is addressed to me # |
01:16:49 |
# Every one is |
01:16:54 |
# Can't imagine so many monkeys |
01:16:57 |
# And all of them coming anonymously |
01:16:59 |
# Never thought I'd have |
01:17:02 |
# But someone is sending me stationary |
01:17:05 |
# Some chimps in swimsuits |
01:17:08 |
# Some chimps in jackboots |
01:17:10 |
# Starsky and Hutch chimps |
01:17:13 |
# A pair of Dutch chimps |
01:17:16 |
# Another postcard |
01:17:21 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:17:27 |
# Another postcard with chimpanzees # |
01:17:33 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:17:38 |
# If I had to guess I'd say |
01:17:41 |
# He's sending me, maybe she's |
01:17:44 |
# I'm losing sleep and it's gonna be |
01:17:47 |
# I thought it was funny but now |
01:17:50 |
# Some chimps in hard hats |
01:17:52 |
# Some chimps who love cats |
01:17:55 |
# A birthday-wishing chimp |
01:17:58 |
# A goin'-fishin' chimp |
01:18:01 |
# Another postcard with chimpanzees # |
01:18:06 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:18:12 |
# Another postcard with chimpanzees # |
01:18:17 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:18:23 |
# Somehow they followed me even though |
01:18:26 |
# No matter what they come and they come |
01:18:29 |
# Another monkey in the mail |
01:18:31 |
# But look at me shuffling |
01:18:34 |
# Some chimps in swimsuits |
01:18:37 |
# Some chimps in hard hats |
01:18:40 |
# I've got some shaved chimps |
01:18:42 |
# I've got depraved chimps |
01:18:45 |
# Another postcard with chimpanzees # |
01:18:51 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:18:57 |
# Every one is |
01:19:00 |
# Every one is addressed to me # |
01:19:02 |
# Every one is, every one is |
01:19:08 |
# Every one is, every one is |
01:19:13 |
# Another postcard with chimpanzees # |
01:19:19 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:19:24 |
# Another postcard with chimpanzees # |
01:19:30 |
# And every one is addressed to me # |
01:19:34 |
# And I've got the goin'-fishin' chimp ## |