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00:00:05	[ Seagulls Cry, Ocean Waves Crash ]
00:00:21	Uno, dos, one, two, tres, cuatro.
00:00:25	##[''Wooly Bully'']
00:00:30	#Hey, wooly bully #
00:00:33	# Watch it now, watch it #
00:00:36	#Here it comes
00:00:42	# Watch it now
00:00:51	#Matty told Hatty #
00:00:54	#About a thing she saw #
00:00:57	#It had two big horns #
00:01:00	#And a woolyjaw #
00:01:02	# Wooly bully #
00:01:06	# Wooly bully
00:01:09	# Wooly bully, wooly bully #
00:01:12	# Wooly bully #
00:01:16	#Hatty told Matty #
00:01:19	#Let's don't take no chance #
00:01:23	#Let's not be L seven #
00:01:26	# Come and learn to dance #
00:01:28	# Wooly bully #
00:01:31	# Wooly bully #
00:01:35	# Wooly bully, wooly bully
00:01:39	# Watch it now
00:01:44	#Hey #
00:01:48	#Hey, that's right #
00:01:53	#Right, right, right #
00:01:59	[ Ferry Whistle ]
00:02:13	#Hey, wooly bully #
00:02:18	#Here it comes
00:02:20	[ Indistinct Chatter]
00:02:34	#Matty told Hatty #
00:02:36	#About a thing she saw...##
00:02:39	- Freddie!
00:02:42	Ralph, talk to him.
00:02:45	Listen to your father.
00:02:47	- From there we can see Cape Cod.
00:02:50	We could have stayed and saved $ 1 2.00.
00:02:53	Allen, don't you want to see Cape Cod?
00:02:58	You know where we are
00:03:19	- Allen!
00:03:26	Oh, my God.!
00:03:50	[ Bell Ringing ]
00:03:55	Thanks a lot. Thanks.
00:03:57	You okay, Allen? Lend me a towel.
00:04:00	Why did you do that?
00:04:16	Come on, son.
00:04:33	[ Ferry Whistle ]
00:04:38	[ Woman Over P.A. System ]
00:04:48	- Where are my cherries?
00:04:51	they came in, but there was a fog--
00:04:54	If I don't get my cherries in 5 minutes,
00:04:57	you don't get your money
00:05:00	Jerry?
00:05:04	- Where are McCulloch's cherries?
00:05:07	but you gotta take a look.
00:05:09	Ah, Mr. McCulloch, be right back.
00:05:12	Where are my cherries?
00:05:17	Augie, did you grow these under your arms?
00:05:19	Jesus, snails with stems.
00:05:22	- george, get them out of here.
00:05:24	Bauer. Thank you. Honey, what's up?
00:05:29	We get a lot of rain and cherries get slime.
00:05:33	-I can't hear ya.
00:05:36	- When the hell did I agree to that?
00:05:39	Ah, all right.
00:05:41	Victoria, I can't hear you.
00:05:43	What I'm doing is important too.
00:05:46	My brother bought your slimy cherries?
00:05:48	Yeah. We were playing poker.
00:05:50	He had two pair. I had a flush.
00:05:52	He had no cash, so we worked this out.
00:05:55	[ Tires Screech ]
00:05:59	dd [ Car Radio ]
00:06:04	Who put this goddamn fruit here?
00:06:07	I'm all right, if anyone's concerned.
00:06:09	good morning, Freddie.
00:06:12	Allen! Allen!
00:06:13	A simple ''yes'' or ''no.''
00:06:15	I made it. I'm in Penthouse magazine.
00:06:18	They printed my letter!
00:06:20	Listen, I'm very happy.
00:06:23	I'm in the Forum section.
00:06:25	The story's entitled, ''A Lesbian No More.''
00:06:27	They printed every word.
00:06:30	I want copies for everybody.
00:06:32	Augie, good to see you!
00:06:34	great game. We gotta do that more.
00:06:36	- Can we talk?
00:06:38	- Cheats like a son of a bitch!
00:06:42	- Missing petty cash?
00:06:45	You don't? I admit the whole thing.
00:06:48	I still don't care about it.
00:06:50	I love this guy! Do you hear me?
00:06:53	- gimme a kiss.
00:06:55	Too big to kiss your older brother?
00:07:01	I love this guy's head.
00:07:03	Here's a buck. Wash my car.
00:07:06	Bauer! Where are my--
00:07:09	Your cherries, yes.
00:07:11	Believe me, you won't be
00:07:15	You're ruined! Everyone's gonna know
00:07:18	You're fýnished, a ghost.
00:07:20	- How'd you like bananas at cost?
00:07:23	Set up our friend with bananas at cost.
00:07:26	Allen, wait. I've got to get out early.
00:07:29	gee, right. Today's the big day.
00:07:32	Ushers have to be early too.
00:07:34	- I'll be there.
00:07:38	[ Woman On P.A.] Will someone
00:07:44	Any messages, Mrs. Stimler?
00:07:46	Yes.
00:07:51	What are they?
00:07:53	Huh? Oh,
00:07:57	your father wants you to call him back.
00:08:01	Mrs. Stimler, our father
00:08:05	- Remember?
00:08:09	Should I get him for you?
00:08:11	No, no. We'll-- I'll take care of it.
00:08:16	You just get back to work.
00:08:25	- What's with her?
00:08:29	got hit in the head by some lightning.
00:08:32	It's not funny, Freddie!
00:08:35	I'm sorry. That's not funny.
00:08:38	Besides, she can still do certain things.
00:08:42	Like jump-start a car?
00:08:45	[ Laughing ]
00:08:47	I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:08:50	-What the hell are you doing down here?
00:08:53	- to the ''Club A'' last night.
00:08:56	Maybe I met Mr. Buyrite,
00:08:59	Maybe we had a few drinks.
00:09:02	And maybe,just maybe...
00:09:05	we're his new produce suppliers.
00:09:07	I'm proud of you.
00:09:11	Not which store, the whole chain.
00:09:15	I hope you are joking with me.
00:09:18	Think big, be big.
00:09:20	He was a colonel. I made up a story...
00:09:22	about you being wounded in Nam
00:09:25	He's coming this morning.
00:09:27	great, Freddie. It's only chaos down here.
00:09:30	- Augie brings me slimy cherries.
00:09:33	-Jerry's getting married tomorrow.
00:09:37	I was drinking with this bum all night.
00:09:39	- I'm busting my buns.
00:09:43	- Come on, you can handle this deal.
00:09:46	- Your desk looks like a pigsty.
00:09:50	-[ Buzzer ]
00:09:52	Yes? All right. Thank you.
00:09:56	Hi, Victoria. I'm sorry.
00:09:58	I forgot to call you back.
00:10:01	What's the matter?
00:10:03	What? Now?
00:10:06	You're moving out of the apartment now?
00:10:09	While we're talking?
00:10:12	Yeah, I know we were going to talk about it.
00:10:16	Victoria, this is a little impulsive.
00:10:20	If we were married you
00:10:23	- She might. Sure.
00:10:25	- Was that you?
00:10:27	- I'm so sorry!
00:10:30	Why not tell a guy you're on the phone?
00:10:33	[ Door Closes ]
00:10:34	What do you mean, ''Do I love you?''
00:10:38	Well, I--
00:10:41	Well, we met and--
00:10:47	You moved in, didn't you?
00:10:51	Well, it's-- it's just a very
00:10:55	Hey, do you love me?
00:10:58	Well, there you go.
00:11:05	There she went.
00:11:10	[ Woman's Voice ]
00:11:12	[ Church Bells ]
00:11:17	Cindy, hi.
00:11:21	- How are you?
00:11:25	Excuse me.
00:11:27	You look so pretty.!
00:11:31	Darn! My flash never works!
00:11:36	Figures. My mother-in-law gave it to me.
00:11:40	- [ Allen ] Get up.!
00:11:45	It was embarrassing when you were 1 0.
00:11:47	If something works for me,
00:11:50	I've been thinking.
00:11:52	I intend to get more involved with business.
00:11:54	I mean that this time. I know the business.
00:11:58	I was there at the beginning with Dad.
00:12:01	Do we sell fruit and
00:12:05	By the time I came home,
00:12:09	- Victoria left, huh?
00:12:11	You know why she left me?
00:12:14	- Because I didn't love her.
00:12:18	Hi. Anywhere but the fýrst three rows.
00:12:23	- Anywhere but the fýrst three rows.
00:12:25	Hi, Freddie. Allen, where's Victoria?
00:12:28	She's sick, and she can't make it.
00:12:31	- I'm sorry.
00:12:36	Can you answer me
00:12:39	She had everything.
00:12:41	She was bright, sensitive, beautiful.
00:12:44	- Hey, Allen.!
00:12:47	- Where's Victoria?
00:12:52	- give her my love.
00:12:55	I can't even give her my love!
00:12:58	Something in here is not working.
00:13:02	There are worse organs
00:13:04	Hi, guys. Bauer, where's your pretty lady?
00:13:08	She's not coming! Okay?
00:13:10	Do you want your money back?
00:13:14	Well, I don't know. Maybe it's for the best.
00:13:17	- Hey, Allen.
00:13:21	That's the news. Want the weather?
00:13:23	Anywhere but the fýrst three rows!
00:13:27	Lighten up on the guy.
00:13:31	Drinking is a matter
00:13:36	How drunk you get depends on
00:13:40	in relation to your total body weight.
00:13:43	It's not that you had too much to drink,
00:13:45	it's that you're too skinny!
00:13:48	- Marceau, more drinks here.
00:13:50	- Freddie, I don't want to get drunk.
00:13:54	A sober person would have
00:13:56	- Is he going to be there long?
00:13:59	- Oh, I'm on the bar.
00:14:03	Come on, off the bar.
00:14:05	This stool is in your way. Let me move it.
00:14:08	Oh, oh, you fell.
00:14:12	That hurt. You're not having a good day.
00:14:15	- Wasn't that a beautiful wedding?
00:14:18	It was. It really was.
00:14:21	- The most gorgeous ceremony--
00:14:25	[ growls ]
00:14:27	- How ya doing?
00:14:29	The fabulous Freddie Bauer here.
00:14:31	- Where did you get those?
00:14:35	- She left them to me.
00:14:37	- They're beautiful.
00:14:40	Hi.
00:14:42	- Hi.
00:14:44	You guys are in love, aren't you?
00:14:46	We just met.
00:14:48	That doesn't matter.
00:14:52	I can see. I can tell.
00:14:54	You two guys, you're in love.
00:14:56	I think that's beautiful.
00:14:59	Thanks.
00:15:04	I don't live too far.
00:15:07	Let's go to my place for a quiet drink.
00:15:10	Do I expect too much out of life?
00:15:14	My dress! I can't believe this.
00:15:17	- I'm sorry.
00:15:20	Both of you. You're both crazy!
00:15:23	I'm sorry. Look--
00:15:25	I don't ask that much, do I?
00:15:28	I don't ask to be famous, rich,
00:15:29	or play center fýeld for the Yankees.
00:15:34	I just want to meet a woman...
00:15:37	and fall in love, and get married.
00:15:39	And I want to have a kid,
00:15:41	and I want to see him play
00:15:44	It's not much.
00:15:46	But I'm kidding myself.
00:15:49	It's never going to happen.
00:15:52	I'm going to grow old...
00:15:54	and grow lonely, and I'm gonna die:
00:15:58	and I'll be surrounded
00:16:03	- Freddie?
00:16:06	Freddie?
00:16:09	Allen! I want you to meet
00:16:12	This is Tawny, and this is Jill.
00:16:14	- I'm Tawny.
00:16:16	And this is Jill, a four-letter word.
00:16:19	- My brother, Allen.
00:16:21	- Freddie, can I talk to you?
00:16:24	Excuse me.
00:16:26	I'll be right back.
00:16:28	I've got some whispering for you!
00:16:31	Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.
00:16:33	Pack your bags. We're going to Rio!
00:16:36	They have a timesharing condominium.
00:16:38	We're gonna share some time with them.
00:16:41	No, I'm going to Cape Cod.
00:16:43	What are you talking about?
00:16:46	Why would you go to Cape Cod?
00:16:48	Because I like Cape Cod.
00:16:50	I feel better up there.
00:16:52	I look at the water
00:16:55	- Cape Cod over Rio? Are you all right?
00:16:58	- Let me drive you up there.
00:17:02	- You got enough money?
00:17:04	- Yeah?
00:17:06	Can I have some then?
00:17:13	[ Tapping ]
00:17:18	- Where to?
00:17:21	[ Tires Screech ]
00:17:23	You break that, you pay for it.
00:17:26	Well, I'm sorry. I usually enjoy...
00:17:29	smashing the glass with my face.
00:17:31	That's about 300 miles.
00:17:35	What is this?
00:17:44	[ Crickets Chirp, Frogs Croak ]
00:17:59	[ Walter ]
00:18:01	Be careful with that!
00:18:03	What do you think you're loading?
00:18:06	This is delicate scientifýc equipment.
00:18:10	Hold it. Put it down. You see that?
00:18:14	Know what that means? This end up!
00:18:17	Why don't you try holding that end up?
00:18:21	All right, get away!
00:18:23	I'll do it myself. get away. give me a hand.
00:18:31	Easy.
00:18:34	- Move that--
00:18:38	- Morning.
00:18:41	Ah,
00:18:43	I was dropped off on
00:18:46	Could you take me over to the island?
00:18:50	Well, ah, we're not--
00:18:52	We're not going--
00:18:54	We're taking the boat.
00:18:57	Have you seen anyone else
00:19:01	No,just me and the moron twins.
00:19:04	We're not twins.
00:19:09	- What is all this stuff?
00:19:12	Who sent you up here?
00:19:15	Who's Dr. Ross from Chicago?
00:19:17	Who's Dr. Ross? You're very good.
00:19:20	I suppose you're some
00:19:23	who happens to wear a tuxedo!
00:19:26	How dare you try and horn in
00:19:29	I'm just a guy--
00:19:31	Walter Kornbluth is not
00:19:33	Just stay out of my way, sonny.
00:19:39	All right, let's move out!
00:19:47	A guy down the beach
00:19:51	What's the name?
00:19:53	The guy or the island?
00:19:57	I'll fýnd him.
00:19:59	[ Boat Motor]
00:20:02	What's the matter? You look nervous.
00:20:05	Yeah. The truth is, FatJack,
00:20:08	I don't know how to swim.
00:20:11	- You can't swim?
00:20:13	Then you wouldn't want me to do this.
00:20:16	Stop! Ah, don't!
00:20:19	Please, cut it out!
00:20:22	I'm just having a little fun.
00:20:25	- Well, don't.
00:20:28	What is that? What's the matter?
00:20:31	When I rocked the boat,
00:20:35	I can fýx it. I'm mechanical.
00:20:38	[ Hammering ]
00:20:44	Did you fýx it?
00:20:46	No. I'll go back for the other boat.
00:20:49	What?
00:20:54	Where are you going, Mr. FatJack?
00:20:56	Back to the dock. It's only a few miles.
00:20:59	I can swim it.
00:21:03	The little boat?
00:21:18	I knew it. I knew that guy was spying on me.
00:21:22	I want to go down!
00:21:27	Mr. Cornbeef?
00:21:29	Kornbluth!
00:21:32	Whatcha looking for down there?
00:21:34	Buried treasure?
00:21:36	Want to know what I'm looking for?
00:21:39	I'll tell ya.
00:21:42	None of your goddamn business, that's what!
00:21:45	get out of my way!
00:21:53	Let's pee down his air hose.
00:21:55	[ Laughter]
00:22:15	Piece of shit.
00:22:21	- [ Scream ]
00:22:25	[ gasping ]
00:22:28	[ Boat Motor ]
00:22:30	Ahh!
00:22:40	[ gasping ]
00:22:44	Ah, gee.
00:22:47	[ Bang ]
00:23:17	Ohhh!
00:23:22	Ohh.
00:23:26	[ Spitting ]
00:23:30	Ouch!
00:23:33	Ouch.
00:23:36	[ Moans ]
00:23:56	Hello.
00:23:58	You have any idea how I got here?
00:24:02	Did you save me?
00:24:09	Ah,
00:24:11	do you speak English?
00:24:52	Hey! Come back!
00:24:54	Hey, come back! Please?
00:24:56	Just tell me who you are.
00:24:59	I've gotta talk to you.
00:25:03	I don't know how to swim.
00:25:05	I don't know how to swim! Come back.
00:25:09	Why didn't I learn how to swim?
00:25:12	Please,just--
00:26:14	[ gasp ]
00:26:16	It's a mermaid. It's her!
00:26:19	[ Shouts ]
00:26:21	Wait a minute.! Don't go.
00:26:25	Come back.
00:26:27	I gotta take your picture.
00:26:31	Hold it.
00:28:03	[ Honking ]
00:28:05	[ Chattering ]
00:28:15	Hi, Mrs. Stimler.
00:28:17	Hi. What happened to your head?
00:28:21	- Lightning?
00:28:26	- Mrs. Stimler?
00:28:29	- Nothing.
00:28:34	Welcome to the Statue of Liberty.
00:28:37	The statue is a gift from French citizens...
00:28:39	and symbolizes hope for oppressed people.
00:28:43	Over the past century,
00:28:47	which once she dwarfed,
00:28:51	If you'll go inside, the tour will continue.
00:28:56	Come on. Here we go.
00:28:58	Let's go. We're backing up.
00:29:01	You've got feet, use them.!
00:29:03	Don't touch my hat.
00:29:08	Up-up-up-up-up-up. Okay.
00:29:11	Welcome to the Statue of Liberty.
00:29:13	The statue is a gift from French citizens.
00:29:17	It has come to symbolize hope
00:29:20	Bocci balls!
00:29:22	- [ Screams ]
00:29:24	Come on. Don't be doing that.
00:29:27	Take a picture of me, Vinnie.
00:29:30	Vinnie, take my picture.
00:29:32	You get it? You get it!
00:29:36	The statue was a gift from French people.
00:29:40	get out of the way. What's going on?
00:29:43	Okay, miss. This ain't California.
00:29:48	[ Booing ]
00:29:57	[ Boat Whistle ]
00:30:06	- What's your name?
00:30:09	- And you do?
00:30:12	What's this?
00:30:16	Who's this guy?
00:30:20	Is that enough? Do you want some more?
00:30:23	That's all we can handle. Let's talk terms.
00:30:26	- He doesn't have a clue.
00:30:28	We'll move it out in the morning.
00:30:30	Bauer. Your brother told me about...
00:30:33	your unfortunate experience in Vietnam.
00:30:36	Huh?
00:30:38	The incident in Vietnam. Remember?
00:30:43	The grenade still bother you?
00:30:47	Page him. Hey, Al?
00:30:49	- Yeah?
00:30:51	Um, excuse me.
00:30:55	Thanks,Jerry. Yeah?
00:30:57	Allen Bauer. Speaking.
00:31:06	Yeah. On my way!
00:31:08	I believe this--
00:31:11	Allen, where are you going?
00:31:14	Allen!
00:31:18	- What happened?
00:31:20	He was on the phone in Nam
00:31:24	Ever since then, he runs,
00:31:27	gets in a car, and drives away.
00:31:29	- Oh.
00:31:32	- It just happens.
00:31:34	Let's review this.
00:31:36	[ Siren ]
00:31:57	Pardon me. Excuse me!
00:31:59	- [ Bell Rings ]
00:32:02	Hey! Take it easy.
00:32:05	What do you want?
00:32:07	My name's Allen Bauer. You guys called me.
00:32:09	Any of you guys call for an Allen Bauer?
00:32:12	Bauer. Yeah. That's for her.
00:32:16	Right over there.
00:32:40	Hi.
00:32:50	I take it you know this girl?
00:32:53	Yeah, I do.
00:32:55	Who is she?
00:32:59	I don't know.
00:33:01	Of course.
00:33:16	Afternoon. You're home early.
00:33:19	Yeah.
00:33:27	Uh,
00:33:29	that doorway spins.
00:33:32	Want to get this fýxed, Timmy?
00:33:40	- Hi.
00:34:29	##[ Allen Sings ]
00:34:32	#Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
00:34:35	#Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder #
00:34:38	#It's the truth, it's actual
00:34:42	#Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
00:34:44	d My, oh, my
00:34:47	Room service.
00:34:50	so I got you a choice.
00:34:54	No. No.
00:34:56	I've got to get back to work.
00:35:00	When I come back from work,
00:35:04	and pick you up some clothes.
00:35:06	Not that you don't look
00:35:09	Okay? Bye-bye.
00:35:15	No. Please.
00:35:17	You're gonna put me in the hospital.
00:35:19	It's about 3:00. I really have to get back.
00:35:22	You are wonderful.
00:35:25	Bye-bye. Bye.
00:35:29	[ TV]
00:35:32	Things don't get started again until 4:00.
00:35:42	Let's not be so choosy with these onions.
00:35:44	Some of these are perfectly good onions.
00:35:47	[ Allen ]
00:35:50	#Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
00:35:54	d My, oh, my
00:35:58	#Plenty of sunshine
00:36:01	d Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
00:36:03	d Mr. Mango on my shoulder d
00:36:07	- Freddie, dance with me!
00:36:11	- Come on, they're happy guys.
00:36:14	I've got the Buyrite contracts ready.
00:36:16	- Want to check them?
00:36:18	You check them. You know the business.
00:36:20	- So I'm in charge?
00:36:22	What about the lawyer's meeting at 8:00?
00:36:24	8 p.m.? That's too late for me.
00:36:28	I'm going upstairs and take a nap.
00:36:31	Wake me when it's time to go home.
00:36:34	d Zip-a-dee-- dd
00:36:39	[ TVAnnouncer]
00:36:42	Bloomingdale's.
00:36:47	Anne Klein.
00:36:50	Bloomingdale's.
00:36:56	The Anne Klein Collection, available at...
00:36:59	Bloomingdale's.
00:37:12	Can I help you?
00:37:16	Can't you talk?
00:37:20	- Bloomingdale's?
00:38:21	Oh, my god.
00:38:24	Darling. Darling.
00:38:27	Darling! That outfýt, it's to die from.
00:38:31	What happened?
00:38:34	That look is over.
00:38:36	You want to try that on?
00:38:38	Who knows? Maybe it's you.
00:38:41	I couldn't get one leg in there.
00:38:43	My daughter is lucky. She's anorexic.
00:38:50	Please call again. Don't forget these.
00:38:55	Do yourself a favor and stop
00:38:58	A pretty girl like you
00:39:09	[ Boy ]
00:39:11	[ TVAnnouncer]
00:39:14	And now, we continue with Capitol.
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00:39:26	Maximum fluoride protection
00:39:29	It's Crazy Eddie's
00:39:31	Crazy Eddie's slashing prices...
00:39:33	on stereo equipment, video equipment,
00:39:36	color TV's, car stereos, CB's, phones,
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00:39:44	priced at or below cost.
00:39:46	It's Crazy Eddie's greatest sale ever,
00:39:48	going on right now
00:39:51	Crazy Eddie,1 2 great locations. Manhattan,
00:39:54	the Bronx, Brooklyn, Syosset, Paramus,
00:39:56	East Brunswick, Union,
00:39:58	dd [ Humming ]
00:40:02	d Zip-a-dee-doo-dah d
00:40:07	I'm home.!
00:40:21	[ Ding ]
00:40:27	- I'm looking for a girl, Timmy.
00:40:29	No, the blonde I came in with.
00:40:32	- Oh, she left.
00:40:35	- I put her in a cab.
00:40:38	- Bloomingdale's.
00:40:41	Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey!
00:40:44	Halt, taxi, please!
00:40:46	d She works hard
00:40:49	Come on, come on. Let's go!
00:40:52	d She works hard for the money
00:40:56	Excuse me, miss,
00:41:00	She's been here for six hours.
00:41:04	Excuse me, miss.
00:41:07	I'm going to insist that--
00:41:09	that you stop doing that.
00:41:16	She's exercising.
00:41:20	give her... a minute.
00:41:23	Sir, we're closing.
00:41:25	I know.
00:41:28	- Come back.
00:41:33	Oh, thank god.
00:41:36	Excuse me. Do you know this woman?
00:41:38	Yeah.Just don't ask me her name.
00:41:41	We've been trying to tell her
00:41:43	but she doesn't seem to understand.
00:41:45	That's because she doesn't speak English.
00:41:48	Hello, Allen. How was your day?
00:41:53	I never went to college,
00:41:56	but wasn't that English?
00:41:58	Thank you for letting me use your television.
00:42:00	It was very educational.
00:42:04	It's all right, miss.
00:42:09	What's your name?
00:42:11	It's hard to say in English.
00:42:14	Well,just say it in your language.
00:42:17	All right. My name is...
00:42:20	[ Screech ]
00:42:34	Hey, how 'bout those Knicks?
00:42:37	I'm confused why you haven't
00:42:42	- I didn't know English.
00:42:45	I learned from television. It's wonderful!
00:42:48	I'll ask questions
00:42:50	you can win one of these prizes.
00:42:53	A wall clock, matching washer and dryer,
00:42:56	or a brand-new car!
00:42:58	Let me go fýrst, okay?
00:43:00	Who are you? Where are you from?
00:43:02	Begin when you were born...
00:43:04	and fýnish when you blew up the TV's.
00:43:14	Pretty.
00:43:16	Well, yeah. I've never
00:43:21	Are you from Cape Cod?
00:43:26	No, I'm from another place.
00:43:29	Yeah? I've got a cousin from there.
00:43:36	Are you an American?
00:43:38	No.
00:43:40	Then why were you in
00:43:44	- How did the cops fýnd you naked?
00:43:48	What? The music?
00:43:50	I like music! I heard some in the television,
00:43:53	Dance Fever.
00:43:55	d Hey, I love you, girl d
00:43:59	- d Darling d
00:44:02	We better go, hon, or else we'll be late.
00:44:05	- You never heard music?
00:44:08	- Ah--
00:44:11	- [ Crash ]
00:44:13	- What's that?
00:44:15	What the hell you doin'?
00:44:17	Cut her some slack.
00:44:20	- Keep her on a leash.
00:44:23	Hello?
00:44:28	Did you see this?
00:44:30	It's wonderfully delicious
00:44:34	While you're here, watch a little less TV.
00:44:40	How long are you going to be in town?
00:44:44	Six fun-fýlled days.
00:44:47	Oh, six days.
00:44:49	Is that all?
00:44:53	Six days,
00:44:55	and the moon is full.
00:44:58	Oh.
00:45:02	The moon is full.
00:45:09	If I stay longer than that,
00:45:13	Oh, I get-- What?
00:45:15	Is there some sort of immigration problem?
00:45:19	Where did you get that?
00:45:21	Where? Oh, for--
00:45:26	Sir? Here you are, sir. There you go.
00:45:29	I'm going to have to call
00:45:33	because I can't pronounce-- What?
00:45:36	What are English names?
00:45:38	There's millions of them, I guess.
00:45:40	Jennifer,Joanie, Hillary.
00:45:42	Careful. Those are hot.
00:45:45	Names, names. Linda, Kim--
00:45:47	[ Allen ]
00:45:49	- Elizabeth, Samantha--
00:45:52	Madison's not a name.
00:45:56	Well, all right. Madison it is.
00:45:59	good thing we weren't
00:46:02	Are we going back to where you live?
00:46:05	Okay, um-- Here's the thing.
00:46:08	I was going to fýnd you a hotel,
00:46:11	but I fýgure that after this afternoon--
00:46:15	Well, I just assumed that--
00:46:21	Would you mind staying with me?
00:46:25	I want to stay with you.
00:46:28	You're the reason I came here.
00:46:40	Ah, that was a kiss.
00:46:43	I know.
00:48:56	Madison?
00:49:07	- Madison?
00:49:10	Yeah, of course, it's Allen.
00:49:13	What are you doing, sweetheart?
00:49:15	Taking a bath.
00:49:17	Ooo, ooo. Can I come in?
00:49:21	- No!
00:49:24	What was that?
00:49:26	Madison, are you all right?
00:49:28	- Everything's fýne.
00:49:31	I'll be right there. I'm just changing.
00:49:34	Enough! Open the door.
00:49:37	Allen, can you make me some pancakes?
00:49:40	Make you some-- Madison.!
00:49:41	All right, Madison, this is getting scary.
00:49:44	Either open this door,
00:49:46	- No, Allen, please.
00:49:49	- Allen, no!
00:50:03	Hi.
00:50:05	Hi. Are you okay?
00:50:09	Yeah.
00:50:11	Why wouldn't you let me in?
00:50:14	I was... shy.
00:50:19	You were shy?
00:50:21	After the car, elevator, bedroom,
00:50:24	and top of the refrigerator,
00:50:29	I was shy.
00:50:32	She was shy.
00:50:43	[ garbled Shouts ]
00:50:59	[ gasping ]
00:51:05	Hey, B.B. brain!
00:51:07	- Yeah?
00:51:11	- It's so I can breathe.
00:51:15	You want to get your chair off it?
00:51:17	Huh?
00:51:26	[ Laughing ]
00:51:28	The Star Confýdential?
00:51:31	Yeah.
00:51:33	- Why are you reading that?
00:51:36	What possesses the uneducated
00:51:41	- Interesting.
00:51:45	You're not-- This is not news.
00:51:48	give me this. You know what's in here?
00:51:51	Nothing. You have sex, perversion.
00:51:54	It's all fabrication. Look at this.
00:51:57	A naked woman at the Statue of Liberty.
00:52:02	Where would they fýnd a girl to do that?
00:52:05	[ Laughing ]
00:52:09	- Ow, my head!
00:52:20	Take me back to shore. Now!
00:52:27	Hello.
00:52:33	Madison, what is it?
00:52:36	What happened?
00:52:38	[ Horse Whinnying On TVProgram ]
00:52:40	It's the saddest thing I ever saw.
00:52:43	[ TV, Indistinct ]
00:52:45	It's Bonanza.
00:52:47	The man killed another man
00:52:51	No, no. This is only TV.
00:52:56	I thought you understood
00:52:59	It's pretend killing that's going on.
00:53:03	This guy is an actor.
00:53:05	Next week, he'll get shot
00:53:07	It's kinda funny.
00:53:11	I'm supposed to laugh?
00:53:14	Yeah.
00:53:16	There you go.
00:53:18	Yeah.
00:53:21	I got you something.
00:53:26	[ Sigh ]
00:53:38	It's beautiful. I love it.
00:53:43	No, you open it.
00:53:46	There's more?
00:53:58	dd [ Waltz ]
00:55:05	Do you like that?
00:55:07	Yeah, I do.
00:55:10	I don't know why.Just...
00:55:13	something about it.
00:55:15	It's always appealed to me.
00:55:19	Do you like the sea?
00:55:21	No. When I was about eight,
00:55:24	I had this accident on a ship.
00:55:27	I remember.
00:55:29	What?
00:55:31	Ah, I can't.
00:55:33	I forget the words.
00:55:35	What's-- ''I understand.''
00:55:39	[ Chuckles ]
00:55:41	Did you get hurt?
00:55:45	No, no, I didn't,
00:55:48	but when I was underwater,
00:55:53	- What?
00:55:57	- What?
00:55:59	I was just a stupid kid.
00:56:05	- They're going to tear this park out.
00:56:09	They're gonna build condos
00:56:13	What are you gonna do, huh?
00:56:19	You want to go home?
00:56:22	No, I have fýve days left!
00:56:24	No-no-no. My home!
00:56:27	Oh. Yes.
00:56:41	[ Allen ] Why do we want
00:56:44	- The president will be speaking.
00:56:47	President of the
00:56:49	- The president of the United States!
00:56:52	We'll be rubbing elbows
00:56:54	- You think big, you be big.
00:56:57	Listen,
00:56:59	would you mind if I took Madison...
00:57:02	instead of going with you?
00:57:06	What?
00:57:09	- What?
00:57:11	Something in here not working?
00:57:14	''Oh, I'll never fall in love, Freddie.
00:57:18	I can't. It won't work with me.''
00:57:21	Who said anything
00:57:23	You haven't been to work in two days.
00:57:26	- So?
00:57:28	- No.
00:57:30	Eye gouge!
00:57:31	[ Screams ]
00:57:33	Ahhh. Ahhh!
00:57:36	- Admit it. Bone crusher!
00:57:44	Son of a bi--
00:57:55	Ow.
00:57:59	How long we been playing?
00:58:02	-About fýve minutes.
00:58:05	My heart's beating like a rabbit.
00:58:08	You, uh, want a beer?
00:58:10	No, thanks.
00:58:26	So, tell me this.
00:58:29	If you're not in love with her,
00:58:31	how come little things she does,
00:58:34	Little things?
00:58:36	Freddie, the woman learned English
00:58:43	She could probably speak English already.
00:58:45	I think she was in shock from being arrested.
00:58:47	What about that, huh?
00:58:50	What about a woman showing up
00:58:53	I'm for it.
00:58:54	You said...
00:58:56	that she had some kind
00:59:00	She's on an ocean liner
00:59:04	She sees America. It looks good.
00:59:08	So, she greases her body
00:59:12	She dives in.
00:59:16	she goes through the Coast guard,
00:59:20	She's okay. That's it.
00:59:24	What about the bathtub?
00:59:27	This moon stuff, and all those TV's?
00:59:30	Look, I'm being serious.
00:59:32	I admit to a few minor fýascos
00:59:37	Freddie, you took a date
00:59:42	I'm a free spirit!
00:59:44	I'm extremely liberal,
00:59:47	You're in love with this girl. You're
00:59:54	I just don't know, Freddie.
00:59:56	Something about it isn't right.
00:59:58	I'll serve.
01:00:00	Hold the beer. That will be your handicap.
01:00:03	- Oh, we're gonna play?
01:00:06	- I'm gonna teach you a lesson in humility.
01:00:09	Humility 1 01 .
01:00:11	- You all set?
01:00:13	Here we go.
01:00:15	Oh!
01:00:24	This is what we came to hear?
01:00:29	You call and tell us you have
01:00:35	and zoology.
01:00:37	We interrupt important, serious work...
01:00:41	to fly here at a moment's notice,
01:00:43	and you give us mermaids.!
01:00:45	Don't call us.
01:00:48	Enough. We have a seminar
01:00:54	[ Whistling ]
01:00:58	Allen, you're here! I got you a present.
01:01:01	- Don't look. Close your eyes.
01:01:04	What are you doing?
01:01:06	All right.
01:01:10	Okay. Look.
01:01:19	Ha-ha! Wha-- You, ah--
01:01:22	Well, that's big!
01:01:26	Yeah, this is--
01:01:30	This is very... big,
01:01:32	and it's... really here.
01:01:35	It's just so big.!
01:01:37	They were gonna tear it down,
01:01:39	Where did you get
01:01:44	Madison, where's your necklace?
01:01:47	- I traded it for the statue.
01:01:53	Because I love you.
01:01:57	Oh, Madison.
01:02:03	Madison, I love...
01:02:05	this, ah, present.
01:02:08	I love it.
01:02:13	And I love you.
01:02:20	[ Dr. Zidell ]
01:02:22	You were the brightest student in my class.
01:02:26	True, emotionally, you were 1 2 years old.
01:02:29	- I was 1 2 years old.
01:02:33	Look what you've become:
01:02:35	a schmuck.
01:02:37	There is a mermaid in New York City.
01:02:41	You mean this, this naked girl?
01:02:45	How come she's got legs?
01:02:47	She has legs out of water
01:02:51	You taught me that,
01:02:55	You taught me all the legends.
01:02:58	You used to show me charts
01:03:01	where sailors had claimed they saw mermaids.
01:03:05	Walter, that was for fun, for relaxation,
01:03:08	not for you to build your whole life on.
01:03:13	I'm gonna prove to you
01:03:16	that girl is a mermaid!
01:03:20	How? You gonna get her wet...
01:03:22	so everybody sees she has fýns?
01:03:24	[ Chuckles ]
01:03:31	[ Indistinct ]
01:03:43	[ Honking ]
01:03:51	[ Honking ]
01:03:59	[ Man ]
01:04:04	Oh!
01:04:06	- Watch it.!
01:04:08	[ Walter]
01:04:14	Look out.
01:04:19	What does he think he's doing?
01:04:22	Hey.! Hey.!
01:04:25	[ Crying ]
01:04:37	[ Walter ]
01:04:49	dd [ Piano ]
01:05:08	- [ grunt ]
01:05:10	Oops.
01:05:13	Nice earrings.
01:05:17	- Is something the matter?
01:05:21	I was thinking.
01:05:26	- I do.
01:05:30	to get around the immigration laws.
01:05:33	I could give you a job down at the market.
01:05:37	You could get a work visa.
01:05:40	Or, uh, you could, uh,
01:05:44	marry, like, an American,
01:05:47	and they have to let you stay.
01:05:50	Our food is here!
01:05:52	Oh. Well, we'll talk about it later.
01:05:58	Do be careful, madam.
01:06:02	Thank you. These look terrifýc.
01:06:26	She's really hungry!
01:06:31	##[''Skater's Waltz'']
01:06:53	You were very good.
01:06:55	Come on. Oops. Come on.
01:07:00	Let's sit down and talk.
01:07:04	Ah.
01:07:07	Your nose is cold.
01:07:10	I don't want to talk about my nose.
01:07:12	Your ears are all red!
01:07:14	I don't want to talk
01:07:18	But I do want to talk about
01:07:24	I'm sorry.
01:07:26	That's how we eat lobster
01:07:29	Oh, no-no-no.
01:07:36	I was trying to do something in there,
01:07:39	I was trying...
01:07:43	to ask you if you wanted to get married.
01:07:50	Madison, will you marry me?
01:07:58	No.
01:08:00	What? No? Just no?
01:08:03	You don't want to think
01:08:06	- I can't.
01:08:09	I can't tell you.
01:08:11	I know you have some big secret you think...
01:08:14	you can't tell me, but you can.
01:08:16	- You're already married?
01:08:18	You're dying? You were once a man?
01:08:20	- Whatever it is, you can tell me.
01:08:23	I only have three days left.
01:08:28	Please make them wonderful.
01:08:33	Okay.
01:08:42	Want to skate some more?
01:08:45	Yeah. Yeah, I do.
01:08:51	Allen?
01:09:09	You know them?
01:09:11	No, I'vejust seen them before.
01:09:15	I guess they've come here
01:09:21	They look very happy.
01:09:23	Why shouldn't they be happy, huh?
01:09:26	They get to spend
01:09:32	Is this really what happens
01:09:36	Yeah.
01:09:39	Where I come from, it never gets cold.
01:09:42	Well, hey, what a breakthrough!
01:09:44	You just really opened up to me there.
01:09:50	Your voice sounds funny.
01:09:53	It's called sarcasm.
01:09:55	They don't have that where
01:09:59	No.
01:10:03	Well, they don't have anything, do they?
01:10:06	They don't have ice, or music or clothes.
01:10:11	What kind of a place is this?
01:10:15	Madison?
01:10:17	- Madison!
01:10:20	give me one second. Madison?
01:10:26	Madison, please? I'm sorry!
01:10:29	Let her go. Show some dignity.
01:10:32	Madison?
01:10:37	[ Indistinct ]
01:10:42	Thanks.
01:11:07	[ Car Horn ]
01:11:21	[ Thunder ]
01:12:35	Hey, Charlie. How's it goin'?
01:12:42	- Allen?
01:12:53	Yes.
01:13:09	If we get our blood test today,
01:13:14	Before the blood test,
01:13:16	So, tell me.
01:13:18	- Not today.
01:13:21	if we get the test today--
01:13:24	then as soon as you tell me,
01:13:28	Listen,you will love being married to me.
01:13:30	I was born to be married.
01:13:35	Their moms and dads were married too.
01:13:43	[ Panting ]
01:14:11	[ Camera Clicks ]
01:14:17	Son of a bitch.
01:14:19	I thought we were going upstairs.
01:14:22	I love you. I'm not gonna lose you again.
01:14:25	We are getting married tonight.
01:14:27	We're gonna drive to Maryland.
01:14:31	You don't need
01:14:33	There's this dinner
01:14:37	Hey, that's okay!
01:14:40	- We'll already be dressed up!
01:14:43	You haven't told me this big secret.
01:14:45	Tell me on the way to Maryland.
01:14:48	Oooh!
01:15:21	I hope we have a boy and a girl.
01:15:25	- What kind?
01:15:30	The young kind, I guess.
01:15:32	The older ones are
01:15:35	We're getting married tonight.
01:15:37	- Wonderful.
01:15:39	Why is this bread in here
01:15:43	The butter is hard like a rock.
01:15:46	Do you have a broken arm?
01:15:48	No, it's fractured in 1 6 places.
01:15:51	Why are you here?
01:15:55	The union sent me.
01:15:57	##[''Hail To The Chief'']
01:15:59	My god, the president is here!
01:16:02	The president's here. The president's here!
01:16:23	Hmm.
01:16:41	I'm just a corn-fed Kansas boy,
01:16:43	but you are the Big Apple of my eye.
01:16:48	Thank you.
01:16:50	Thank you.
01:16:52	Thank you very much.
01:16:56	Thank you.
01:17:11	Alert. Alert. Table 5.
01:17:13	Intercept busboy with suspicious hump.
01:17:18	He's reaching! get him now!
01:17:20	- Sir, I'd like a word with you, please.
01:17:23	This has nothing to do with the president.
01:17:25	This has nothing to do with the president.!
01:17:28	[ Indistinct ]
01:17:30	Well, I guess he just found out
01:17:38	I want to talk to the press.
01:17:40	I want to talk to the press.
01:17:42	I have a formal statement to make!
01:17:45	[ President ] In Bob Hollins,
01:17:49	who is in touch with the people,
01:17:51	a man who built up the business
01:17:55	What was once a small
01:17:57	- Allen?
01:18:00	It's time for me to tell you.
01:18:02	What? Now?
01:18:04	- Right now.
01:18:08	- Not here.
01:18:10	[ President ]
01:18:14	- I am not crazy.
01:18:17	- What mermaid?
01:18:19	Where's the goddamn car!
01:18:22	The gray BMW.
01:18:25	[ Shouting ]
01:18:27	[ Indistinct ]
01:18:29	Hey, I know that guy.
01:18:32	I saw him on Cape Cod. He was crazy then.
01:18:35	There she is! There she is!
01:18:41	- Don't let him shoot that.
01:18:43	- Hold it.!
01:18:46	Get that thing out ofhis hand.
01:18:49	Grab that hose.!
01:18:51	Grab him.! Get him.!
01:18:59	- No!
01:19:20	I was right!
01:19:22	Behold the mermaid!
01:19:26	[ Crowd Gasps ]
01:19:33	Let me outta here.!
01:19:35	Who are you? What is your name?
01:19:37	Allen!
01:19:39	- What do we do?
01:19:42	- I want to see her.
01:19:47	Get her.! Get her.!
01:19:51	Allen.!
01:19:56	Please?
01:19:58	- Let's pick her up.
01:20:06	Allen. Allen.
01:20:13	Allen.!
01:20:22	good afternoon, Dr. Ross.
01:20:25	[ Man On P.A. System ]
01:20:30	- Buckwalter.
01:20:33	Gentlemen.
01:20:35	- Anything?
01:20:48	I am not a fýsh!
01:20:51	How many times do
01:20:55	Will you just let me out of here?
01:20:58	Please? Huh? People?
01:21:02	Let's try some interaction.
01:21:04	Fine.Jim?
01:21:06	[ Hoist Motor]
01:21:40	[ Beeping ]
01:21:58	I guess they thought you might be one.
01:22:03	Yeah.
01:22:06	I guess so.
01:22:09	You said whatever my secret was,
01:22:13	I know.
01:22:19	You thought at least I was a human being.
01:22:30	Allen?
01:22:48	He's been in the water 1 2 hours.
01:22:51	get him out so we
01:23:06	greg Martin, W-M-E-T Radio,
01:23:09	- When did you meet the mermaid?
01:23:12	Did you know she was a mermaid?
01:23:15	- Did you actually make love to her?
01:23:18	Did she eat worms?
01:23:20	Would you have to make
01:23:23	That's none of your business.
01:23:25	Is she a mutant or missing link?
01:23:28	No, she's not.
01:23:30	I'm from People.
01:23:33	For crying out loud!
01:23:39	Leave him alone!
01:23:41	Leave him alone! get out of the way!
01:23:45	- Let me through.
01:23:47	- Allen, you all right?
01:23:50	Is anyone here from Penthouse?
01:23:52	- [ Reporters ] No.
01:23:57	dd [ Car Radio ]
01:24:16	Hey, Allen?
01:24:25	What are you looking at? You never
01:24:29	get back to work!
01:24:33	Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages.
01:24:36	I wrote them down.
01:24:38	You got calls from CBS, NBC, ABC, AP,
01:24:43	UPI, Ted Turner, Time, Newsweek,
01:24:48	Marineland, ''Ripley's Believe It Or Not, ''
01:24:50	and Mrs. Paul.
01:24:53	Not now, Mrs. Stimler.
01:25:00	''Fishman?''
01:25:03	Fishman!
01:25:05	That's what they're
01:25:08	Personally, I think it's kinda cute.
01:25:14	- So, how is she?
01:25:17	She's... a mermaid.
01:25:22	I don't understand. All my life...
01:25:26	I've been waiting for someone...
01:25:28	and when I fýnd her,
01:25:30	she's a fýsh.
01:25:32	Nobody said love's perfect!
01:25:35	Oh, Freddie, I don't expect it
01:25:40	but for god's sake, it's usually human!
01:25:44	Every day people meet and they fall in love.
01:25:47	Look what I got.
01:25:51	Look what you got. Yeah, let's look.
01:25:56	Let's take a good look at what you got.
01:25:59	- People fall in love every day, huh?
01:26:02	That's a crock! It doesn't work that way.
01:26:06	Do you realize how happy
01:26:08	That is, when you weren't
01:26:11	Every day? Come on.
01:26:14	Some people will never be that happy!
01:26:22	What am I talking to you for?
01:26:24	You don't know nothing. Mrs. Stimler?
01:26:33	[ Beeping ]
01:27:01	Does she look a little pale?
01:27:05	Ah, that's a good day's work.
01:27:07	Tomorrow, I want to see
01:27:10	with other marine life,
01:27:16	Internal?
01:27:18	I want to study her pulmonary system,
01:27:21	- reproductive organs, everything!
01:27:25	Are we considering...
01:27:28	how the subject is responding
01:27:32	I'm considering everything!
01:27:34	Ah, yes,
01:27:37	I'm sure you are, Dr. Ross.
01:27:39	How stupid of me. But let me ask,
01:27:42	are you considering the possibility...
01:27:44	that you might be a sadistic pig?
01:27:51	While we are baring
01:27:55	I must honestly tell you I have never
01:27:59	You're not a member of my team.
01:28:02	Run along, Walter.
01:28:10	[ Door Slams ]
01:29:02	[ Trickling Water]
01:29:16	- What's that?
01:29:19	Whoever punched you
01:29:22	We'll be very close to the nerve.
01:29:25	I don't deserve painkiller.Just drill.
01:29:29	Oh, you want pain.
01:29:32	[ Drill Motor Whirring ]
01:29:35	get out.
01:29:37	- What are you--
01:29:39	-Ja,ja,ja.
01:29:44	Let's talk.
01:29:49	Hey, put that down.
01:29:51	- Put that needle down.
01:29:54	- I said, ''Let's talk.'' Put it down.
01:30:03	Ahhh!
01:30:06	Ahhh! Ohhh!
01:30:11	Uh.
01:30:14	Ah!
01:30:16	Ah!
01:30:19	Ah!
01:30:21	What a week I'm having!
01:30:25	You've destroyed my life, Kornbluth.
01:30:28	I didn't mean to.
01:30:31	I just had to prove that I wasn't crazy.
01:30:34	I'm a man of science.
01:30:39	I just didn't think about
01:30:43	or her.
01:30:45	I'm really a nice guy.
01:30:48	If I had friends, you could ask them.
01:30:50	I've been on the phone to
01:30:55	calling them sons of bitches.
01:30:59	Nobody could even get in to see her.
01:31:03	I can.
01:31:09	Come on. Come on!
01:31:11	- Ahh!
01:31:55	good afternoon, Dr. Kornbluth.
01:31:58	These are Drs.Jarred and Johanssen...
01:32:01	from the Stockholm Institute.
01:32:03	I thought they were
01:32:05	No, no. That story was to fool the press.
01:32:10	You know, I'm half Swedish.
01:32:18	-Ja.
01:32:23	-Ja.
01:32:27	- Well!
01:32:48	Ah.
01:33:01	- How the hell did you do that?
01:33:04	Many nudie fýlms come from Sweden.
01:33:07	After you see them 400 or 500 times,
01:33:11	Afternoon, Buckwalter.
01:33:13	Sorry, no one comes in...
01:33:15	until Dr. Ross gets back
01:33:18	These are the Swedish doctors.
01:33:20	These are... Swedes?
01:33:24	Ah, come here.
01:33:26	Isn't that one kinda dark?
01:33:30	He's dirty from the trip!
01:33:32	- Let us in.
01:33:35	What are you afraid of?
01:33:37	Do you think we're
01:33:41	Steal the mermaid.
01:33:43	Are we gonna fold her in half
01:33:46	In a briefcase. In half.
01:33:48	I guess it's all right.
01:33:51	go in. go in.
01:33:53	- good joke, there.
01:33:57	[ Beeping ]
01:34:30	- Hi.
01:34:33	Is this the big secret you've been keeping,
01:34:36	that you're a mermaid,
01:34:39	No, that's it.
01:34:45	Allen, don't feel guilty.
01:34:48	guilty? About what?
01:34:50	About not loving me anymore.
01:34:54	Oh, Madison.
01:34:57	All the time we were together,
01:34:59	you always knew how I was feeling.
01:35:02	Can't you tell now?
01:35:09	[ Faster Beeping ]
01:35:13	d Well, left my wife
01:35:17	d Forty-eight kids
01:35:19	- d Left, right, one, two dd
01:35:22	- What?
01:35:24	Cover his face, for god's sake!
01:35:28	What happened? What's going on?
01:35:30	Dr.Johanssen bent down
01:35:33	and suddenly these rays
01:35:36	Don't go in there!
01:35:39	I knew something would happen.
01:35:41	- Don't whine. Seal off the area.
01:35:45	You want to create a national panic?
01:35:48	- I don't want to die!
01:35:51	Don't let anybody in that room.
01:35:53	I'll be back with nuclear weapons.
01:36:24	good afternoon, Dr. Ross.
01:36:27	Drs.Jarred and Johanssen
01:36:30	Sir?
01:36:32	Dr. Kornbluth left with
01:36:43	Hiya, boys. Come in. The water's fýne.
01:36:47	[ Laughing ]
01:36:50	Let's get her back now! And arrest him.
01:36:57	[ Alarm ]
01:37:08	[ Helicopter]
01:37:35	- [ Honking ]
01:37:37	Know something?
01:37:41	Wha-- Well, that was easy.
01:37:44	That was simple! We did it!
01:37:48	-[ Walter ] My plan.
01:37:50	I am a genius,
01:37:53	That was a brilliant touch.
01:37:56	I didn't even like you when we fýrst met.
01:37:59	Nobody likes me when they fýrst meet me.
01:38:01	[ Laughing ]
01:38:03	Allen?
01:38:12	- Move!
01:38:19	[ Honking ]
01:38:25	[ Honking ]
01:38:31	Suspect heading south on Broadway.
01:39:05	[ Helicopter ] Unit One. Lost them
01:39:13	- Stop the car.
01:39:15	Stop and let me out.
01:39:24	I caused all this.
01:39:36	get the hell out of here.
01:39:38	go!
01:39:58	Whoa! Oooh.
01:40:02	What a week I'm having.!
01:40:06	[ Honking ]
01:40:16	[ Honking ]
01:40:20	Hey, mac, move that thing out of here.
01:40:24	Up yours, gomer. I'm waitin' for a fare.
01:40:26	[ Tires Screech ]
01:40:34	Heave!
01:40:38	All right. Move out.
01:40:42	Come on, let's go!
01:41:10	- I was ready to stay with you forever.
01:41:13	They know who you are.
01:41:16	I can't ever come back to you.
01:41:18	I wish I could go with you.
01:41:21	You can.
01:41:23	- How?
01:41:26	Remember when you were eight
01:41:30	You were safe under
01:41:32	Yeah.
01:41:34	You were with me.
01:41:37	You mean, that was real?
01:41:41	That was you?
01:41:44	That was you!
01:41:49	This is great. This is great!
01:41:52	I can go with you
01:41:55	and see Freddie at Christmas.
01:41:57	You can't ever come back.
01:41:59	[ Sirens ]
01:42:13	Madison.
01:42:18	I understand.
01:42:29	You on the dock, don't move.
01:42:31	You're under arrest.
01:42:33	Let the girl go. Step back.
01:42:36	You're under arrest.
01:42:38	You have to go.
01:42:40	Move out. Let's go.!
01:42:43	I love you, Madison.
01:42:47	go.
01:42:51	go!
01:42:59	Get that guy on the dock.
01:43:03	Leave her alone!
01:43:08	Leave her alone!
01:43:20	Madison.
01:43:29	Madison!
01:43:41	Stay where you are. We'll get you out.
01:43:48	[ gasping ]
01:44:36	[ garbled Shouts ]
01:44:38	Ooo!
01:45:08	##[''Love Came For Me'']
01:45:12	# One fýne day #
01:45:17	#Love came for me #
01:45:24	#And love was rare #
01:45:30	#As love can be #
01:45:35	#I saw stars #
01:45:41	#Shining in clear blue skies #
01:45:46	# We flowed together #
01:45:53	# Once and forever #
01:45:59	#Love came for me #
01:46:05	# One fýne night #
01:46:11	#Love let us see #
01:46:16	#How far we'll go #
01:46:22	#How good we'll be #
01:46:29	# We saw a world #
01:46:33	#No one ever saw before #
01:46:39	#It was the world #
01:46:43	#Love can start #
01:46:47	# With a beat of a heart #
01:46:51	#Love came for me #
01:47:21	#I saw stars #
01:47:26	#Shining in clear blue skies #
01:47:32	# We flowed together #
01:47:38	# Once and forever #
01:47:43	#Love came for me #
01:47:49	# One fýne night #
01:47:55	#Love let us see #
01:48:01	#How far we'll go #
01:48:07	#How good we'll be #
01:48:13	# We saw a world #
01:48:18	#No one ever saw before #
01:48:25	#It was the world #
01:48:28	#Love can start #
01:48:32	# With a beat of a heart #
01:48:37	#Love came for me #
01:48:42	#Love came for me #
01:48:48	#Love came for me ##

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